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Here's what you missed on Glee:
Shelby's back with Beth,
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and she's starting her own
show choir at McKinley.
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Mercedes is on board
because she's tired
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of Rachel and the Glee Club.
I've outgrown you.
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But Quinn's only playing nice
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so she and Puck
can get the baby back.
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Kurt, Rachel and Brittany
are all
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running for senior class
president,
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and Sue's running
for Congress so she
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can cut funding
for glee clubs everywhere.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Top o' the mornin', Brittany.
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Okay, first of all,
you look magical and amazing,
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but I don't understand
what you're saying.
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So if you want
to make it in this land,
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you really need
to speak English.
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How's your first day
of school? It's grand.
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Hey, Irish.
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Wait. Other people can see you?
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But only because you
let them see you.
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That's right.
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I've thought
about it a lot,
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and I know what I want
as my first wish.
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Your magical race,
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they make my favorite
cereal, Lucky Charms.
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I really wish
that you
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would make me a box
of Lucky Charms
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with all marshmallows.
You're in luck.
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Lucky the Leprechaun
happens to be my cousin.
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And he lives two
toadstools down.
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Thank you.
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Though I don't understand
most of what you just said.
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Work on it.
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Go back to Mexico.
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Hello.
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Hi. We got you something.
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Concealer? To help with the bags.
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Don't get us wrong,
Ms. Corcoran.
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I mean, you are still
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the most tappable teacher
at McKinley, by far.
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You've been
looking tired.
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Which makes sense.
You're a single mother.
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You've relocated.
You have a new job.
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It's no wonder
you've stopped working out.
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Let us babysit Beth
for a couple of hours,
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any night your choosing,
for some me time.
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Have you ever
babysat before?
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Mmm. Ask Mr. Shue.
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We took care of
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his sister-in-law's
three demon spawn,
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and they were
practically purring
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by the end
of the night.
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Please.
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You said you wanted us
to get to know Beth.
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I got a bee in my bonnet,
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and that bee's name
is government waste.
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Earlier today,
I saw a state employee
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in the person
of one Verna the lunch lady
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throw away 300 pounds of
precious, expired turkey gravy
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simply because Uncle Sam said
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there were too many
weevils in it.
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Well, you know what
has no expiration date, voters?
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My rage.
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I have in my hand the budget
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for the McKinley High production
of West Side Story,
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a musical about a race war
that glorifies gang violence,
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yet still seems
extraordinarily gay.
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This is a top secret
document, Ohio,
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and we're opening it up tonight.
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$2,004, Ohio.
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That's a year's salary
for a public school math teacher
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wasted on fake switchblades
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and the soft packing
of teen dance belts.
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If this nation wants to impress
its future Chinese overlords,
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we need to get
our priorities straight.
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And that's why I encourage
every Ohioan
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to call McKinley High School
and sing them this song.
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"I'm fed up and angry, too,
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and I agree with Candidate Sue. "
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And that's how Sue... sees it.
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McKinley High.
Please hold.
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McKinley High. Please hold.
McKinley High. Please hold.
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You can't just cut the musical.
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Sue's pom-pom budget
is $4,000 a month.
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Can't put a price
on cheer, William.
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I really expected more
from you, Figgins.
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I thought you
were a friend of the arts.
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William, I'm caught
between a rock and a different,
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yet equally hard, rock.
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Just this morning,
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I was assaulted
in the parking lot.
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You! My son can't read,
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and you want him
to sing and dance?
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The Clinton years are over.
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We're in a
recession, William,
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that's about to double-dip
into a piping hot
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Crock-Pot of voter fury.
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And if this school doesn't
learn some priorities,
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well, come November,
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the voters will gladly
teach you some.
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What if I can get
the money myself?
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Ha. Good luck with
that, William.
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The arts are going down.
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Today the musical,
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tomorrow the Glee Club.
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Next week, NPR and opera
and brunch and Tom Bergeron.
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Hi, Santana.
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How many solos did you get
in Glee Club last year?
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A few.
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One: "Valerie. "
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And I loved it.
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I was also the lips
in Rocky Horror.
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Listen, if you and I
were in Shelby's group,
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we'd get all the
solos and the duets.
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Our voices sound
amazing together.
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Plus, it's an all-girl group.
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Why would I care about all-girl?
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It's all lady power
all the time.
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I mean, Shelby's
a great teacher.
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I'm... I'm hitting notes
I didn't even know existed.
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She gets me-
what I have to give.
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It feels good.
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You know, honestly,
I wish I could, but...
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somebody's got to look out
for Brittany.
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I mean, that special place
where she lives,
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yeah, it's
beautiful, but...
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someone's got to help her
cross the street.
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I could never
just leave her.
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Get her to
come with you.
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You know what,
girl Chang?
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If you cry every time
someone gets a hangnail,
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it kind of starts to lose
its effect.
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It's not a hangnail.
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Mercedes was one of Glee's
original members.
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I feel naked in here without
her. Yeah, well, get used to it,
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'cause without her
singing for us,
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we're going to have
to perform naked
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for the judges to vote for us
at Sectionals.
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No. I will not let this setback
crush our spirits.
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I mean, we have handled worse.
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Than losing one
of our best singers?
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Kind of hard not to blame you,
Mr. Shue.
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Think you were too hard on her
at Booty Camp.
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I blame Artie.
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Why couldn't you have just
given Maria to Mercedes?
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Because that would
have damaged
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my integrity as an artist.
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Sorry I am late.
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I was putting up
posters for my...
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for my campaign.
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Did you airbrush out your jowls?
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No. Look, let's stop it, everybody.
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So we lost a singer.
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So they canceled the musical.
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Wait, what?
No, no, no, no.
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You can't cancel my musical.
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Sue cut the funding.
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The point is, right now,
we shouldn't
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be turning on each other.
I agree.
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I can only speak from my
experience with the Warblers,
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but no show choir is just
one person; it's a team.
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When we lost a Warbler, we just
replaced him with another one.
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Which is easy when your
waiting list has a waiting list.
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Dude, I know you're
a big deal at Dalton
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or whatever, but we don't
wear blazers here,
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so have a seat-
I'm trying to give a pep talk.
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Didn't you just say
something about us
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not turning on each other?
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No, you can't cancel my musical.
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Okay? I was considering
changing my name to Maria.
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The musical is not canceled.
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As for Mercedes, yes,
that is a huge loss for us,
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but we will deal
with replacing her later.
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Right now, we need to focus
on putting on this musical.
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How?
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We sell ads in the program.
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I figure we
can get ten,
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maybe 20 bucks
apiece for them.
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So we'll only have
to sell about 200.
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Well, I think it's
a brilliant idea.
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And I volunteer myself
to spearhead the charge.
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It'll give me a great
opportunity to, uh, bust out
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my Banana Republic
Mad Men collection.
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Okay. All right.
Let's break off
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into smaller groups, figure out
who's going to canvass
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which parts of the city.
And guys, I don't care
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what Sue does or who leaves us-
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everyone in this
group's dreams
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are going to come
true this year.
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Let's do it.
Hey, Santana.
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Ready to help out the team?
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Yeah, of course. Why?
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Just checking.
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Hey.
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Finn Hudson.
You know who I am?
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I've seen you on YouTube,
losing Glee Club Nationals
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after tongue-kissing
your girlfriend for ten minutes.
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Uh...
I'm a big, big fan.
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Thanks.
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At ease.
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So... who are you?
Me name's Rory Flanagan.
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I'm a foreign exchange
student from Ireland.
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And I love everything
about America,
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especially NASCAR,
your half-black president
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and Victoria's Secret catalogs.
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Yeah. Cool. Me, too.
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I'm staying at the home
of Brittany S. Pierce,
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and she thinks
I'm a leprechaun.
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Yeah, she's kind of like
Rain Man with boobs.
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She said if I grant her
three wishes,
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I can get into
her pot of gold.
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So I'm pretending to be
a leprechaun.
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Her first wish was for
an all-marshmallow box
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of Lucky Charms.
Ah.
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I really want to snog her.
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I'm still a virgin.
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Have you made any friends yet?
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Not really,
except for Brittany.
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I'm really lonely, you know?
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I thought America was all about
different unique people
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coming together
and accepting one another.
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That's a pretty old
brochure, dude.
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I could really use
some more friends.
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Would you be my friend, Finn?
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Whoa, whoa.
It would be an honor.
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In America, dudes don't
ask dudes to be their friends.
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Except on Facebook, but even
then, it can take years.
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Okay.
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I'll be your friend.
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But first, you
got to help me.
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One of the best singers in
Glee Club quit recently,
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and there's talk of
more defections.
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You're staying at
Brit's house, right?
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If you hear anything,
let me know.
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I will.
All right.
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Thanks.
No problem.
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See you around.
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Finn Hudson-
that's Irish, right?
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Nah. Nah, my mom's from Toledo.
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Okay, uh, I got my iPod,
my cell phone.
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You have my number?
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You wrote it on my hand.
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Okay. Okay.
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All right, honey.
I'm going to go.
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I'll be back soon, okay?
Give Mama a kiss.
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If she gets upset,
you just do a little
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"Itsy Bitsy Spider. "
She loves that.
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It's okay, boo-boo.
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It's okay.
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Mommy will be
right back, okay?
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It's okay. She'll stop
as soon as I leave.
252
00:09:27,045 --> 00:09:28,529
I know she'll
stop, okay?
253
00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,331
So don't worry.
Thank you guys so much.
254
00:09:30,382 --> 00:09:31,882
Okay. I really
appreciate it.
255
00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:33,250
Have a good run.
256
00:09:33,335 --> 00:09:35,052
"Itsy Bitsy Spider," guys.
It's okay.
257
00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:37,088
Here. Let me take her.
258
00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:39,090
She likes me.
259
00:09:39,174 --> 00:09:41,142
It's okay. Big Daddy's got you.
260
00:09:41,209 --> 00:09:43,344
What are you doing?
261
00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:45,429
Proving that Shelby
is an unfit mother.
262
00:09:45,514 --> 00:09:47,982
First we plant the stuff,
then we call child services.
263
00:09:48,049 --> 00:09:49,350
Starting in
the bathroom.
264
00:09:51,987 --> 00:09:53,437
Let's put you down.
265
00:09:54,906 --> 00:09:56,223
Baby botulism.
266
00:09:56,274 --> 00:09:58,943
Saw this lady on TV who
made her kid's forehead
267
00:09:59,027 --> 00:10:00,945
as smooth as his butt.
268
00:10:01,029 --> 00:10:03,330
People practically
lynched her.
269
00:10:03,398 --> 00:10:04,832
You don't think she's
going to notice?
270
00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:06,417
She's only sleeping
four hours a night.
271
00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:08,869
She barely knows her name.
272
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:11,639
Baby sacrifice makes me sad.
273
00:10:11,707 --> 00:10:13,841
What's wrong with Shelby
eating Mexican?
274
00:10:13,908 --> 00:10:15,576
Is that, like,
a boob milk thing?
275
00:10:15,627 --> 00:10:17,128
It's illegal to give hot sauce
to babies.
276
00:10:17,212 --> 00:10:18,629
This mom used to put a drop
277
00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:20,080
on her kid's tongue
when he was bad.
278
00:10:20,132 --> 00:10:21,449
She went to jail for a year.
279
00:10:21,516 --> 00:10:23,551
Jail seems a little extreme.
280
00:10:23,618 --> 00:10:25,102
Shelby's a good mom.
281
00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:27,138
Do you want our baby back
or not?
282
00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:29,757
Yeah, I do.
283
00:10:31,943 --> 00:10:33,310
Hey, Dad.
284
00:10:33,395 --> 00:10:35,229
I wanted to show
you my program
285
00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,864
for McKinley's production
of West Side Story.
286
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:39,734
It's inspired by my
favorite 1920s musicals.
287
00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,101
Sounds great, Kurt.
288
00:10:41,153 --> 00:10:43,771
Some reason you're showing this
to me right now?
289
00:10:43,822 --> 00:10:46,157
I was hoping that you
might be interested
290
00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:48,626
in purchasing some ad space
to help save the show.
291
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:50,878
Save the show?
We lost the funding.
292
00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:52,279
We're hoping to sell
enough ad space
293
00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,414
to cover the cost
of the show.
294
00:10:53,465 --> 00:10:54,832
They're only ten dollars each.
295
00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,717
And I've already talked
to the Lima Mortuary Society
296
00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:59,253
about buying a couple, and
we... we need about 200.
297
00:10:59,304 --> 00:11:01,005
You fund
Sue's cheerleading squad,
298
00:11:01,089 --> 00:11:03,090
but you can't find
a couple grand for the musical?
299
00:11:03,141 --> 00:11:04,625
Figgins, allow me
to introduce you
300
00:11:04,676 --> 00:11:07,428
to some friends of mine
down at the Rotary Club.
301
00:11:07,479 --> 00:11:08,962
These are the owners of
Lima's three funeral parlors.
302
00:11:09,014 --> 00:11:12,233
Well, strictly speaking,
mine is a pet funeral parlor.
303
00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,068
And mine is a crematorium.
304
00:11:14,135 --> 00:11:16,937
So we also bake and deliver
delicious brick oven pizza.
305
00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:19,740
These three businessmen
wrote a check today
306
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:22,643
to fund West Side Story
in completion,
307
00:11:22,694 --> 00:11:23,911
and are now assured
full-page ads
308
00:11:23,978 --> 00:11:25,246
in the program for the musical.
309
00:11:25,313 --> 00:11:26,864
I'm a big fan of the show,
310
00:11:26,948 --> 00:11:28,816
just because there are
so many deaths in it.
311
00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:30,751
So, Will, unless I'm mistaken,
312
00:11:30,819 --> 00:11:32,253
I think this means
the show is back on.
313
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,205
Burt, I think
you're right.
314
00:11:34,289 --> 00:11:35,673
Gentlemen, thank
you so much.
315
00:11:35,757 --> 00:11:37,091
Appreciate it. Really
appreciate your generosity.
316
00:11:37,158 --> 00:11:38,325
All right, thank you.
Thank you.
317
00:11:38,376 --> 00:11:40,427
Burt, I can't
thank you enough.
318
00:11:40,495 --> 00:11:42,213
Hey. Sue!
319
00:11:44,182 --> 00:11:46,467
Just thought I'd let you know
we got the money,
320
00:11:46,518 --> 00:11:47,768
so the musical's back on.
321
00:11:47,836 --> 00:11:49,837
Why, if it isn't
Porcelain's dad,
322
00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:51,639
who may or may not
have a baboon heart.
323
00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:53,390
I thought I smelled blue collar.
324
00:11:53,475 --> 00:11:55,142
Just so you know,
after the musical's done,
325
00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:57,344
I'm going to organize
as much money as I can
326
00:11:57,395 --> 00:11:58,679
to make sure
you don't get elected.
327
00:11:58,730 --> 00:11:59,697
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
328
00:11:59,781 --> 00:12:00,981
Hold up there,
329
00:12:01,032 --> 00:12:02,483
cheese grits.
330
00:12:02,534 --> 00:12:04,702
You mess with me,
I will Temple of Doom
331
00:12:04,786 --> 00:12:06,036
my fist through
your chest
332
00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:08,239
and pull out your still-pumping
artificial heart
333
00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:10,407
which I will then
hook up to my car,
334
00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:12,243
power us down
to the lumberjack convention
335
00:12:12,327 --> 00:12:15,362
for some deep discounts on
the Midwest's largest selection
336
00:12:15,413 --> 00:12:17,081
of ill-fitting
flannels.
337
00:12:17,165 --> 00:12:18,699
Bullies don't have
a very good track record
338
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,033
of messing with the Hummels.
339
00:12:20,085 --> 00:12:23,637
I heard, and I am literally
horny with fear.
340
00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:26,307
You know, you might want
to sneak a handful of
341
00:12:26,374 --> 00:12:27,508
Will Schuester's patented
Butter-Flavored Follicle Cream,
342
00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:28,726
put some on your melon.
343
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,227
That way, you don't have to keep
344
00:12:30,312 --> 00:12:34,732
wearing those baseball caps that
are fooling absolutely no one.
345
00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:40,104
Don't know how she does it.
346
00:12:40,188 --> 00:12:43,190
I would just like to see
that woman lose, just once.
347
00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:46,360
No, Mummy, America's wonderful.
348
00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:48,996
I've made a ton of friends.
349
00:12:49,063 --> 00:12:51,332
No, I haven't met
Colin Farrell yet, Ma.
350
00:12:55,453 --> 00:12:57,338
Mummy?
351
00:13:08,717 --> 00:13:11,385
One all-marshmallow box
of Lucky Charms, as requested.
352
00:13:11,436 --> 00:13:12,753
This is magic.
353
00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:13,921
Oh, my God.
354
00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:16,523
Thank you so much,
Rory Leprechaun.
355
00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:17,808
You know, now
you're only, like,
356
00:13:17,893 --> 00:13:20,394
two wishes away
from getting my pot of gold.
357
00:13:20,445 --> 00:13:22,029
I have another
story to tell you.
358
00:13:22,096 --> 00:13:25,566
Every night, I feed Lord
Tubbington nougat and sprinkles,
359
00:13:25,617 --> 00:13:27,701
and then I rub his belly seven
times with glitter sticks,
360
00:13:27,769 --> 00:13:28,936
but so far
nothing works.
361
00:13:28,987 --> 00:13:31,538
You do that because...?
362
00:13:31,606 --> 00:13:33,374
I want Lord Tubbington
to poop candy bars.
363
00:13:35,577 --> 00:13:36,827
What? Does everybody
wish for that or something?
364
00:13:36,912 --> 00:13:39,380
Brittany, I was wondering
365
00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:41,114
if maybe you'd like
to do dinner tonight?
366
00:13:41,166 --> 00:13:42,633
Oh, I can't.
367
00:13:42,717 --> 00:13:44,001
I have plans
with a friend.
368
00:13:44,085 --> 00:13:45,336
And you're not supposed
to eat anything
369
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,554
but four-leaf clovers
anyways, so...
370
00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:49,473
Thanks.
371
00:14:02,103 --> 00:14:05,940
♪ It's not that easy
being green ♪
372
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:12,145
♪ Having to spend each day
the color of the leaves ♪
373
00:14:12,197 --> 00:14:16,000
♪ When I think
it could be nicer ♪
374
00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:19,837
♪ Being red or yellow or gold ♪
375
00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:23,374
♪ Or something much more
colorful like that ♪
376
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:29,964
♪ It's not that easy
being green ♪
377
00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:36,053
♪ It seems you blend in with
so many other ordinary things ♪
378
00:14:36,137 --> 00:14:39,056
♪ And people
tend to pass you over ♪
379
00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:42,009
♪ 'Cause you're not standing out
like flashy sparkles ♪
380
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:46,113
♪ In the water
or stars in the sky ♪
381
00:14:49,484 --> 00:14:53,954
♪ But green's the color
of spring ♪
382
00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:57,708
♪ And green can be cool
and friendly-like ♪
383
00:15:00,578 --> 00:15:04,965
♪ And green can be big
like an ocean ♪
384
00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:10,721
♪ Or important like a mountain
or tall like a tree ♪
385
00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:17,678
♪ When green is
all there is to be ♪
386
00:15:17,729 --> 00:15:20,898
♪ It could make you wonder ♪
387
00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:25,903
♪ But why wonder, why wonder? ♪
388
00:15:25,987 --> 00:15:29,389
♪ I'm green and it'll do fine ♪
389
00:15:29,441 --> 00:15:31,558
♪ And it's beautiful ♪
390
00:15:31,609 --> 00:15:35,913
♪ And I think
it's what I want to be. ♪
391
00:15:40,168 --> 00:15:42,586
Brit.
392
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,288
I want to talk
about, um,
393
00:15:44,372 --> 00:15:46,406
you know, that thing
that we never talk about.
394
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:47,875
What, that Sour Patch Kids
are just
395
00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:49,043
Gummi Bears
that turned to drugs?
396
00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:51,261
Are we dating, or what?
397
00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:52,796
Wait, isn't this a date?
398
00:15:52,881 --> 00:15:54,414
Aren't you paying?
'Cause I ordered shrimp.
399
00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,416
Wasn't last week when we were
taking a bath together,
400
00:15:56,468 --> 00:15:57,317
wasn't that a date?
401
00:15:59,253 --> 00:16:00,253
Are you crying?
402
00:16:00,305 --> 00:16:03,390
It's just that I'm really happy.
403
00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:05,392
Well, I told you last year
404
00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,444
that if I'm single
and you're single,
405
00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:08,929
that we'd mingle.
406
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,564
And if there's any controversy
that interferes
407
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,816
with my presidential campaign,
then I'll use
408
00:16:12,901 --> 00:16:15,285
one of my leprechaun wishes
to win the election.
409
00:16:15,370 --> 00:16:18,539
You-You think that Great Gazoo
kid is a leprechaun?
410
00:16:18,606 --> 00:16:19,740
Well, yeah. Rory's from Ireland.
411
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,091
That means he's, like,
made of magic.
412
00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:22,876
Don't you have any wishes
413
00:16:22,944 --> 00:16:25,162
that you really, really
want to come true?
414
00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:27,965
Yeah, I do.
415
00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:30,000
I'm thinking of joining
Shelby's new show choir.
416
00:16:30,085 --> 00:16:31,919
If I did, would
you join me?
417
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:34,555
I'm so sick of always being
backup to Rachel Berry.
418
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:38,759
I want to shine and be seen
as the star that I am.
419
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:40,293
But I won't join without you.
420
00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:42,880
I don't really want
to be known as a quitter.
421
00:16:42,947 --> 00:16:45,232
Doesn't my presidential campaign
need continuity?
422
00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:47,134
Can I think about it
for, like, a day?
423
00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:48,135
Yeah.
424
00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,686
No, totally. I understand.
425
00:16:49,771 --> 00:16:51,304
Yeah, just think about it.
426
00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:52,639
But in the meantime,
427
00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:54,741
I do have one more wish.
428
00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:55,776
Mm-hmm?
429
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,578
I wish you'd hold my hand.
430
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,371
But, like, under
the napkin.
431
00:17:10,481 --> 00:17:12,048
Global warming is awesome.
432
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,233
All those melting ice caps keep
my pool cleaning business open
433
00:17:14,318 --> 00:17:15,818
from March
through Thanksgiving.
434
00:17:15,886 --> 00:17:18,054
I do my part by
revving my truck's engine
435
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:20,723
every day and never
getting a smog check.
436
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,575
Business is booming.
437
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,727
I've gone from
three pools to ten.
438
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,562
I've even got an assistant now.
439
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,031
I found a quarter
and a dead raccoon.
440
00:17:28,082 --> 00:17:29,582
Nice work, Pony.
441
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,200
You can keep the raccoon.
442
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,669
Thanks.
443
00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:34,587
And then there's the ladies.
444
00:17:34,672 --> 00:17:37,123
I like them
in all shapes and sizes.
445
00:17:37,207 --> 00:17:39,842
And, yeah, that sometimes
includes extra large.
446
00:17:39,910 --> 00:17:44,180
But what really makes my nipple
ring twitch are the cougars.
447
00:17:44,247 --> 00:17:46,599
That sun-kissed leathery skin
means that
448
00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:49,852
they've done the nasty
in all sorts of exotic places
449
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,638
like Florida or New Mexico.
450
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,090
Puck,
451
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,925
why don't you ditch the kid
452
00:17:55,976 --> 00:17:57,560
and come on back?
453
00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,445
I need some help
with a clogged pipe.
454
00:17:59,530 --> 00:18:01,647
Sure thing,
Mrs. Figler.
455
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,983
Oh, hey, did I show you
a picture of my baby?
456
00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:05,101
She's so cute.
457
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,703
You know what?
458
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,371
Why don't you just
send Pony in?
459
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,625
No problem.
460
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:15,628
Yeah, I live large
and dream big.
461
00:18:15,713 --> 00:18:17,547
But the problem with dreams
is there's always some naysayer
462
00:18:17,614 --> 00:18:19,382
ready to crap all over them.
463
00:18:19,449 --> 00:18:21,968
How many pools
are there in Lima?
464
00:18:22,052 --> 00:18:24,620
I don't know- 25, 30?
465
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,673
You need to quit messing around
and get a real job.
466
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:31,293
Do you have any idea how much
it costs to raise a child?
467
00:18:31,345 --> 00:18:33,646
I called Child Protective
Services, and they're backed up,
468
00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:36,015
but we should have our baby back
within, like. two weeks.
469
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,134
Holy crap, I can't believe
you actually called them.
470
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,802
Everybody has their big plans-
471
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,654
colleges, New York,
472
00:18:41,739 --> 00:18:44,073
even you have your stupid
pool cleaning business.
473
00:18:44,141 --> 00:18:45,742
I mean, what do I have?
474
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,079
Beth is perfect.
475
00:18:50,147 --> 00:18:53,583
She's my perfect thing.
476
00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:57,420
Something even
I can't screw up.
477
00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,206
Do you know how hard it is
to do something perfectly?
478
00:19:03,427 --> 00:19:05,294
I'll never get the chance again.
479
00:19:07,598 --> 00:19:12,501
So even if I never leave this
town or accomplish anything...
480
00:19:14,171 --> 00:19:16,005
I'll have her to call mine.
481
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,777
Puck. Hi.
482
00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:21,861
Hey.
483
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:23,512
I was talking to
my condo manager,
484
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,181
and he's looking
for a pool boy.
485
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,650
It's an indoor pool,
so it could be a year-round job.
486
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,986
If you're interested,
I could give you a card.
487
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:30,987
Yeah.
488
00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,822
Thanks, Shelby.
489
00:19:32,873 --> 00:19:34,457
You're welcome.
490
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:38,461
He knows about my leprechaun.
491
00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:43,299
Okay, everyone, I have
some very exciting news.
492
00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:46,469
Due to the collective spirit
of this club- particularly
493
00:19:46,536 --> 00:19:50,173
the hard ad sales work of Kurt
and the generosity
494
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:52,508
of the entire
Hummel-Hudson household-
495
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,727
it's my pleasure to announce
that we have raised the money
496
00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:56,562
to do West Side Story this year.
497
00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:57,730
All right!
498
00:19:57,815 --> 00:20:00,650
Good job, everyone.
Great job.
499
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,902
Thank you and
thank you.
500
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:04,887
Blaine, you actually had
something you wanted to say,
501
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,889
right?
Yes, I did.
502
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:08,557
I just wanted to acknowledge
that we've all had
503
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:10,576
a really rough week,
what with Mercedes leaving.
504
00:20:10,661 --> 00:20:11,894
So I prepared a little something
505
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,062
to show what Mr.
Shue just said-
506
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,281
that the magic is still here.
507
00:20:15,365 --> 00:20:17,066
So this is to remind us
508
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,118
of what Glee is all about,
which is just fun.
509
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:31,413
♪ There's a stranger in my bed,
there's a pounding in my head ♪
510
00:20:31,465 --> 00:20:35,935
♪ Glitter all over the room,
pink flamingos in the pool ♪
511
00:20:36,019 --> 00:20:39,755
♪ I smell like a minibar,
DJ's passed out in the yard ♪
512
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:42,942
♪ Barbie's on the barbeque,
this a hickey or a bruise? ♪
513
00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:46,896
♪ Pictures of last night
ended up online ♪
514
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:48,948
♪ I'm screwed ♪
515
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:51,200
♪ Oh, well ♪
516
00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:53,786
♪ It's a blacked-out blur ♪
517
00:20:53,871 --> 00:20:56,155
♪ But I'm pretty sure it ruled ♪
518
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,940
♪ Damn ♪
519
00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,375
♪ Last Friday night ♪
520
00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:01,043
♪ Yeah, we danced on tabletops ♪
521
00:21:01,111 --> 00:21:02,912
♪ And we took too many shots ♪
522
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:05,114
♪ Think we kissed,
but I forgot ♪
523
00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:07,133
♪ Last Friday night ♪
524
00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:09,802
♪ Yeah, we maxed
our credit cards ♪
525
00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:11,837
♪ And got kicked out
of the bar ♪
526
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,674
♪ So we hit the boulevard,
last Friday night ♪
527
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:19,228
♪ We went streaking in the park,
skinny-dipping in the dark ♪
528
00:21:19,296 --> 00:21:22,431
♪ Then had a ménage à trois,
last Friday night ♪
529
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,466
♪ Yeah, I think
we broke the law ♪
530
00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:27,737
♪ Always say
we're gonna stop, whoa ♪
531
00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:30,606
♪ This Friday night ♪
532
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:34,310
♪ Do it all again ♪
533
00:21:35,979 --> 00:21:37,914
♪ This Friday night ♪
534
00:21:37,981 --> 00:21:42,451
♪ Do it all again ♪
535
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,587
♪ Do it all again ♪
536
00:21:44,654 --> 00:21:48,490
♪ TGIF, TGIF ♪
537
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:51,010
♪ TGIF, whoo! ♪
538
00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:52,661
♪ Last Friday night ♪
539
00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:57,133
♪ Yeah, we danced on tabletops
and we took too many shots ♪
540
00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:58,634
♪ Think we kissed
but I forgot ♪
541
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,137
♪ Last Friday night ♪
542
00:22:01,188 --> 00:22:02,805
♪ Yeah, we maxed
our credit cards ♪
543
00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,190
♪ And got kicked
out of the bar ♪
544
00:22:04,274 --> 00:22:06,809
♪ So we hit the boulevard ♪
545
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,311
♪ Last Friday night ♪
546
00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:09,845
♪ We went streaking
in the park ♪
547
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,781
♪ Skinny-dipping in the dark ♪
548
00:22:11,848 --> 00:22:13,950
♪ Then had a ménage à trois ♪
549
00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:16,118
♪ Last Friday night ♪
550
00:22:16,186 --> 00:22:17,536
♪ Yeah, I think
we broke the law ♪
551
00:22:17,621 --> 00:22:20,206
♪ Always say we're gonna stop ♪
552
00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:21,157
♪ Whoa ♪
553
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:24,126
♪ This Friday night ♪
554
00:22:24,194 --> 00:22:28,080
♪ Do it all again. ♪
555
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,751
You guys, that song is amazing.
556
00:22:31,835 --> 00:22:33,970
I think we should do
it for Sectionals!
557
00:22:34,037 --> 00:22:36,722
So... no concerns about
showcasing any other voices
558
00:22:36,807 --> 00:22:37,923
this year at the competition?
559
00:22:38,008 --> 00:22:39,425
Oh, come on, Santana.
560
00:22:39,509 --> 00:22:40,810
You were featured last
year at Sectionals.
561
00:22:40,877 --> 00:22:42,812
Yeah, I know. And we won.
562
00:22:42,879 --> 00:22:44,930
Oh! No, you know what?
I get it.
563
00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,899
Since Mercedes is gone
this year, it's going to be
564
00:22:46,984 --> 00:22:48,818
the Blaine and Rachel show.
565
00:22:48,885 --> 00:22:50,770
Yay! You all
know it's true.
566
00:22:52,055 --> 00:22:54,523
Noted.
Good to know.
567
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,574
Thank you, Santana.
568
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:02,615
Do not even think about talking
569
00:23:02,699 --> 00:23:03,866
for the next
30 seconds, okay?
570
00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:06,068
Nod so I know
you understand me.
571
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,170
Good. Here's the deal,
Pixie-boy.
572
00:23:08,238 --> 00:23:09,738
You've got a crush
on my girl Brittany.
573
00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:11,507
I understand.
574
00:23:11,574 --> 00:23:13,042
She's beautiful,
she's innocent,
575
00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:14,427
she's everything that's good
576
00:23:14,511 --> 00:23:15,744
in this miserable, stinking
world- do you agree?
577
00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:17,346
Nod. Good.
578
00:23:17,414 --> 00:23:19,098
Also, she thinks you're
a spritely, green
579
00:23:19,182 --> 00:23:20,716
mythological creature,
580
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,134
but I know you're a
potato-eating poser,
581
00:23:22,219 --> 00:23:24,520
but since Brittany likes
having a pet Irish,
582
00:23:24,587 --> 00:23:27,056
I'm not gonna explode you.
Here's what's gonna go down.
583
00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:29,141
Leprechaun, starring
a young Jen Aniston,
584
00:23:29,226 --> 00:23:31,593
is my favorite movie.
It learned me two things:
585
00:23:31,645 --> 00:23:33,095
One: leprechauns like fixing
586
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,613
shoe buckles because
they're gay.
587
00:23:34,698 --> 00:23:36,782
And two: they grant wishes.
588
00:23:36,867 --> 00:23:39,101
So you're gonna
grant me a wish.
589
00:23:57,398 --> 00:23:58,815
What are you doing?
590
00:23:58,899 --> 00:24:00,033
Nothing.
591
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,818
What are you doing?
592
00:24:01,902 --> 00:24:04,437
Lord Tubbington snuck out,
and I found him at Arby's.
593
00:24:04,488 --> 00:24:07,106
How did you get into my room? I blinked.
594
00:24:07,158 --> 00:24:07,991
Look.
595
00:24:09,943 --> 00:24:11,294
I made your wish come true.
596
00:24:11,379 --> 00:24:13,046
Look.
597
00:24:13,113 --> 00:24:14,881
Oh, my God.
598
00:24:14,948 --> 00:24:16,833
Oh, my God!
You did it, leprechaun!
599
00:24:16,917 --> 00:24:17,968
Yum.
600
00:24:18,052 --> 00:24:20,553
Which means...
601
00:24:20,621 --> 00:24:23,089
I'm just one wish away from
your pot of gold. Right?
602
00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,557
Yep.
603
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:25,625
Cheers.
604
00:24:27,628 --> 00:24:29,729
Lord Tubbington's poops
are crispy and delicious.
605
00:24:29,797 --> 00:24:33,099
Brittany, I've got
something to tell you.
606
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,235
You're not the only one who
knows about me. What do you mean?
607
00:24:35,303 --> 00:24:36,870
Santana found out
about my secret,
608
00:24:36,937 --> 00:24:38,705
and she only had one wish.
609
00:24:40,775 --> 00:24:41,941
Okay, what was it?
610
00:24:41,993 --> 00:24:44,477
She wished for you to
leave the New Directions
611
00:24:44,528 --> 00:24:46,529
and join the all-new
girls' singing group.
612
00:24:48,982 --> 00:24:51,584
I don't know what to do.
I love the Glee Club,
613
00:24:51,652 --> 00:24:53,653
and I don't want to
abandon my friends, but...
614
00:24:53,704 --> 00:24:55,988
if you wish on a leprechaun,
it has to come true.
615
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,693
And with just one wish, it
definitely has to come true.
616
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,194
Why couldn't she have
just wished for
617
00:25:01,262 --> 00:25:03,680
Lord Tubbington
to quit smoking?
618
00:25:03,764 --> 00:25:06,499
That's it, then. I have to
leave the New Directions.
619
00:25:12,023 --> 00:25:13,005
Hey, Burt?
620
00:25:13,057 --> 00:25:14,391
Hey, Schuester.
621
00:25:14,475 --> 00:25:15,558
Hey.
622
00:25:15,643 --> 00:25:17,227
Finally came in to
get that muffler fixed?
623
00:25:17,311 --> 00:25:19,863
Uh, no. It's kind of my
signature piece.
624
00:25:19,947 --> 00:25:21,314
Listen, I really want to
625
00:25:21,365 --> 00:25:22,899
thank you for what you
did for the musical.
626
00:25:22,983 --> 00:25:25,184
It's about time
someone stood up to Sue.
627
00:25:25,236 --> 00:25:28,038
You came all the way down here to
tell me that? I got a phone, you know.
628
00:25:28,122 --> 00:25:31,908
You are an impressive guy, Burt.
629
00:25:31,992 --> 00:25:33,243
Sue is winning votes
630
00:25:33,327 --> 00:25:35,295
by feeding off all
the anger and the fear
631
00:25:35,362 --> 00:25:37,964
in the country right now.
What do you want, Schuester?
632
00:25:38,031 --> 00:25:40,166
Someone needs to
run against her.
633
00:25:40,217 --> 00:25:41,751
Why don't you do it?
634
00:25:41,836 --> 00:25:43,670
Because I promised the kids
that I would be there
635
00:25:43,721 --> 00:25:44,971
for them all year.
636
00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:46,806
Besides, if an art
teacher runs against her
637
00:25:46,874 --> 00:25:48,875
it looks like I'm just
trying to protect my job.
638
00:25:48,926 --> 00:25:51,177
We need someone who is
a man of the people,
639
00:25:51,228 --> 00:25:53,212
a working man who
voters can relate to.
640
00:25:53,264 --> 00:25:55,715
When that guy says the
arts are worth saving,
641
00:25:55,766 --> 00:25:57,383
people might listen.
642
00:25:57,435 --> 00:26:00,052
That guy sounds like a good
dude. I'd vote for him.
643
00:26:00,104 --> 00:26:02,722
I'm talking about you.
644
00:26:02,773 --> 00:26:05,191
I'm way ahead of you.
645
00:26:05,242 --> 00:26:07,577
I had Carole check out
the election rules.
646
00:26:07,661 --> 00:26:09,329
I'm too late to
get on the ballot,
647
00:26:09,396 --> 00:26:11,114
but I can still run as
a write-in candidate.
648
00:26:11,198 --> 00:26:13,399
Yeah, some chick
in Alaska won
649
00:26:13,451 --> 00:26:16,202
doing it last year. Her name was
way harder to spell than Hummel.
650
00:26:16,253 --> 00:26:17,570
Wait, are you serious?
651
00:26:17,621 --> 00:26:19,071
I mean, you- you
really want to do this?
652
00:26:19,123 --> 00:26:24,761
Your Glee Club saved
my kid's life. All right?
653
00:26:24,845 --> 00:26:28,848
I mean, turns out art
can do that, you know?
654
00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:30,600
And whether it's through
singing or dancing
655
00:26:30,684 --> 00:26:32,552
or painting
a freaking picture...
656
00:26:32,603 --> 00:26:33,970
I want to be your
campaign manager.
657
00:26:34,054 --> 00:26:35,638
Well, Kurt already
claimed the gig,
658
00:26:35,723 --> 00:26:37,757
but I guess he's gonna need
some adult supervision, so...
659
00:26:37,808 --> 00:26:39,192
welcome aboard.
660
00:26:39,259 --> 00:26:40,560
That's right.
661
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,097
SHELBY
Okay.
662
00:26:45,149 --> 00:26:46,766
Come on, baby...
663
00:26:48,936 --> 00:26:50,870
Shh, shh, shh, shh...
664
00:26:50,938 --> 00:26:52,372
It's okay.
665
00:26:52,439 --> 00:26:55,291
There you go.
666
00:27:01,832 --> 00:27:03,133
Hold on, baby.
667
00:27:07,638 --> 00:27:09,506
What is it, Puck?
668
00:27:09,590 --> 00:27:12,509
Um, I just wanted to
come by and say thank you,
669
00:27:12,593 --> 00:27:16,629
for recommending me for the
pool cleaning job. I got it.
670
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,864
Oh. That's great.
671
00:27:19,299 --> 00:27:22,819
Not a lot of people
believe in me, and...
672
00:27:22,903 --> 00:27:24,487
Means a lot to me that you do.
673
00:27:25,523 --> 00:27:27,139
Okay, not a problem. Just...
674
00:27:27,191 --> 00:27:29,826
It's just really
bad timing right now.
675
00:27:29,910 --> 00:27:31,911
Okay, baby.
676
00:27:31,979 --> 00:27:33,613
You mind if I
utilize your commode?
677
00:27:33,664 --> 00:27:34,998
My tank's on full,
if you know what I mean.
678
00:27:35,082 --> 00:27:36,382
Okay.
679
00:27:47,344 --> 00:27:48,928
It's okay, baby.
680
00:27:48,996 --> 00:27:51,097
Okay, honey.
681
00:27:51,164 --> 00:27:53,132
All right.
It's okay.
682
00:27:53,184 --> 00:27:56,669
I know. I know
you're tired. I know.
683
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,854
I know.
You're so tired.
684
00:27:57,938 --> 00:28:00,306
Okay, honey. Okay.
685
00:28:00,357 --> 00:28:03,059
Okay, okay.
No, no, no, Puck.
686
00:28:03,143 --> 00:28:04,978
You know, I, just, I know
you're trying to help,
687
00:28:05,029 --> 00:28:06,813
but I'm really overwhelmed right
now, could you just-just...
688
00:28:06,864 --> 00:28:09,148
you have to go, okay?
689
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,349
She's really into me.
690
00:28:10,401 --> 00:28:12,852
Look. You'll see.
691
00:28:16,957 --> 00:28:20,743
♪ So long ♪
692
00:28:20,828 --> 00:28:23,213
♪ I've been looking too hard ♪
693
00:28:23,297 --> 00:28:26,299
♪ I've been waiting too long ♪
694
00:28:26,366 --> 00:28:28,701
♪ Sometimes I don't know ♪
695
00:28:28,752 --> 00:28:31,638
♪ What I will find ♪
696
00:28:31,705 --> 00:28:36,259
♪ I only know
it's a matter of time ♪
697
00:28:36,343 --> 00:28:38,678
♪ When you love someone... ♪
698
00:28:42,650 --> 00:28:45,435
♪ Maybe I'm wrong ♪
699
00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:50,990
♪ Won't you tell me if
I'm coming on too strong? ♪
700
00:28:51,058 --> 00:28:55,662
♪ This heart of mine
has been hurt before ♪
701
00:28:55,729 --> 00:29:00,066
♪ This time I wanna be sure ♪
702
00:29:00,117 --> 00:29:02,252
♪ I've been waiting ♪
703
00:29:02,336 --> 00:29:05,872
♪ For a girl like you ♪
704
00:29:05,923 --> 00:29:10,209
♪ To come into my life ♪
705
00:29:10,261 --> 00:29:13,046
♪ I've been waiting ♪
706
00:29:13,097 --> 00:29:15,265
♪ For a girl like you ♪
707
00:29:15,349 --> 00:29:19,886
♪ And a love that will survive ♪
708
00:29:19,937 --> 00:29:22,221
♪ Yeah, waiting ♪
709
00:29:22,273 --> 00:29:25,108
♪ For a girl like you ♪
710
00:29:25,192 --> 00:29:30,146
♪ To come into my life... ♪
711
00:29:38,205 --> 00:29:40,573
It's everything I wanted.
712
00:29:40,624 --> 00:29:43,109
To be a mom.
713
00:29:45,963 --> 00:29:47,463
But...
714
00:29:47,548 --> 00:29:51,784
it's just so
damn hard.
715
00:29:51,835 --> 00:29:53,670
Hard to do it alone.
716
00:29:53,754 --> 00:29:56,789
The mess, the stickiness,
717
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,592
the... the crying...
718
00:29:59,643 --> 00:30:03,963
Books about ducks wearing
yellow rubber boots...
719
00:30:04,014 --> 00:30:06,349
it's all of it
by myself, you know?
720
00:30:06,433 --> 00:30:09,135
But the hardest part
isn't any of that stuff.
721
00:30:09,186 --> 00:30:11,938
It's when the amazing
things happen.
722
00:30:11,989 --> 00:30:15,108
It's when Beth first stood.
723
00:30:15,159 --> 00:30:19,245
I just wanted to be
able to look over, and...
724
00:30:19,313 --> 00:30:21,647
and share that moment with
someone that loves her
725
00:30:21,699 --> 00:30:24,167
just as much as I do.
726
00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:29,689
But... no one's there.
727
00:30:32,876 --> 00:30:34,544
Listen...
728
00:30:34,628 --> 00:30:37,296
If you ever need any help...
729
00:30:37,348 --> 00:30:39,382
I'm here for you.
730
00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:42,001
Always.
731
00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:54,021
Finn! I've got top-secret intel,
and you're not gonna like it.
732
00:30:56,324 --> 00:30:58,558
Is it true?
No. Of course not.
733
00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:00,060
You're not leaving
New Directions?
734
00:31:00,111 --> 00:31:01,945
Oh. I thought you
were talking about
735
00:31:02,013 --> 00:31:03,330
the Selena Gomez
pregnancy rumors.
736
00:31:03,397 --> 00:31:06,917
Uh... yes. I'm quitting
Glee Club. We need you!
737
00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:09,569
We're like a big family, and
this is our year to win it all!
738
00:31:09,621 --> 00:31:11,922
That's right, Double-Stuffed-
Fatty-Gassy-McGravy-Pants.
739
00:31:12,006 --> 00:31:14,424
We are just one, big,
happy-happy family.
740
00:31:14,509 --> 00:31:15,676
Santana, stay out of this...
741
00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,577
You are such a
bacon-wrapped-bugeyed hypocrite.
742
00:31:17,629 --> 00:31:20,263
It's freaking hilarious how
jealous of Blaine you are.
743
00:31:20,348 --> 00:31:22,299
Every time he opens his
dreamboat acapella mouth,
744
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:24,518
you're just itching to kick
him right in the Warblers.
745
00:31:24,585 --> 00:31:26,687
Brittany, we can't survive
any more defections.
746
00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,605
And I know you
don't want to leave.
747
00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,090
No, I know.
It's just that Santana,
748
00:31:30,141 --> 00:31:32,559
she made a wish on
Rory my leprechaun...
749
00:31:32,610 --> 00:31:34,561
Brittany, there's no such
thing as leprechauns.
750
00:31:34,612 --> 00:31:37,147
And all that stuff about
Santa being real last year
751
00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:39,199
was cute, but this
leprechaun crap?
752
00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:43,120
I mean, at some point you just gotta
grow up and stop being such an idiot.
753
00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:48,608
What did you just call me? Brittany,
I didn't mean it... like that...
754
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,827
Yeah. All the guys in
Glee Club call me that.
755
00:31:50,912 --> 00:31:53,463
And you're the leader, so that
makes you the worst of them all.
756
00:31:53,548 --> 00:31:55,949
You cannot call your
future president an idiot.
757
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,802
It's mean, it's bullying,
and I won't accept it.
758
00:32:04,092 --> 00:32:05,792
Hey, Mercedes, wait up!
759
00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:07,094
Whoo!
Hey.
760
00:32:07,145 --> 00:32:09,796
Okay. So who else is in this
girl group besides us?
761
00:32:12,183 --> 00:32:13,934
Okay! All finished.
762
00:32:13,985 --> 00:32:15,936
You are nowhere
near finished.
763
00:32:15,987 --> 00:32:19,072
You made me look 26. I asked
you to make me look 22.
764
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:21,942
Uh, excuse me, sweetie.
765
00:32:21,993 --> 00:32:24,494
Susan, we have a problem.
766
00:32:24,579 --> 00:32:28,081
You're a candidate for office,
so campaign law says
767
00:32:28,149 --> 00:32:31,034
we have to give your new
opponent equal time.
768
00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:32,986
What new opponent?
769
00:32:34,589 --> 00:32:36,022
Hi, folks.
770
00:32:36,090 --> 00:32:38,208
My name is Burt Hummel, and
I want to be your congressman.
771
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:40,844
Now, Sue Sylvester, she's
gotten a lot of mileage,
772
00:32:40,928 --> 00:32:42,829
coming on this show and
scaring you into thinking
773
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,514
that a high school
putting on a musical
774
00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:46,016
is the reason why your
neighbor's house got
775
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,334
foreclosed on. Now, what
she doesn't tell you is how
776
00:32:48,386 --> 00:32:51,221
she spends twice the entire
McKinley High School Arts budget
777
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,724
on things like leg-warmers
for r Cheerios.
778
00:32:53,791 --> 00:32:55,859
She wants you to think that
the arts are a luxury
779
00:32:55,943 --> 00:32:58,344
we just can't afford,
but she's got it backwards.
780
00:32:58,396 --> 00:33:01,364
You know, in this economy, art,
music, theatre, dance,
781
00:33:01,449 --> 00:33:03,150
these are things we can't afford
to lose.
782
00:33:03,217 --> 00:33:06,352
Now, Sue Sylvester thinks that
fostering a student's creaeativy
783
00:33:06,404 --> 00:33:07,904
is a waste of money.
784
00:33:07,989 --> 00:33:11,658
I think it's the way you invest
in this country's future.
785
00:33:11,709 --> 00:33:13,860
We all need to get creative.
786
00:33:13,911 --> 00:33:15,695
You got an idea how we can boost
jobs in this district?
787
00:33:15,747 --> 00:33:17,363
I want to hear it.
788
00:33:17,415 --> 00:33:21,134
You send it to Hummel Tires
and Lube- Lima, Ohio.
789
00:33:21,202 --> 00:33:23,036
And if you think I'd make
a better representative
790
00:33:23,087 --> 00:33:25,555
for this community
than Sue Sylvester,
791
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,140
write in Burt Hummel.
792
00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,592
Just don't let Sue
shortchange our kids.
793
00:33:28,676 --> 00:33:30,727
My name is Burt Hummel.
794
00:33:30,812 --> 00:33:32,545
And that's how I see it.
795
00:33:32,597 --> 00:33:34,181
Motta Mia.
796
00:33:34,232 --> 00:33:37,684
Tomato, To-Motta.
797
00:33:37,735 --> 00:33:39,052
Loco-Motta!
798
00:33:40,554 --> 00:33:43,223
Awesome, more back-up for me.
799
00:33:43,274 --> 00:33:46,443
Oh, okay, you know what? I did
not just leave one diva-driven
800
00:33:46,527 --> 00:33:47,994
Glee Club to join another.
801
00:33:48,062 --> 00:33:50,997
So let me write you a reality
check, Richie Bitch.
802
00:33:51,065 --> 00:33:53,700
I've seen what you can do,
and what you can do is
803
00:33:53,751 --> 00:33:57,621
stand in the back, sway,
and sing very, very quietly.
804
00:33:57,705 --> 00:34:02,909
I, um... just wanted to be
on the winning team for once.
805
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,095
Then turn down the 'tude,
and you will be.
806
00:34:05,179 --> 00:34:06,797
Ladies. Welcome.
807
00:34:06,881 --> 00:34:09,349
We were just brainstorming
names for our new group.
808
00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,251
Perfect.
Hot Bitches.
809
00:34:11,302 --> 00:34:13,136
Or Hot Messes.
Free Beer.
810
00:34:13,221 --> 00:34:16,306
Uh, okay, I was thinking
something that more captured
811
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:19,893
our essence, sums up who we
want to be, who we really are.
812
00:34:19,944 --> 00:34:21,761
What we are is trouble
for the other groups.
813
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:26,266
The Troubletones... I like it.
814
00:34:26,317 --> 00:34:27,484
That's good.
815
00:34:27,568 --> 00:34:29,119
I like that, too.
816
00:34:29,203 --> 00:34:31,738
♪ Tarzan and Jane were swingin'
on a vine ♪
817
00:34:31,789 --> 00:34:34,708
♪ Candyman, Candyman ♪
818
00:34:34,775 --> 00:34:37,277
♪ Sippin' from a bottle of vodka
double wine ♪
819
00:34:37,328 --> 00:34:39,462
♪ Sweet... sugar... candy man ♪
820
00:34:41,966 --> 00:34:45,785
♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪
821
00:34:45,837 --> 00:34:48,588
♪ I met him out for dinner
on a Friday night ♪
822
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,091
♪ He really had me working up
an appetite ♪
823
00:34:51,142 --> 00:34:53,894
♪ He had tattoos up and down
his arm ♪
824
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:56,646
♪ There's nothing more dangerous
than a boy with charm ♪
825
00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:59,632
♪ He's a one-stop shop,
makes the panties drop ♪
826
00:34:59,684 --> 00:35:02,319
♪ He's a sweet-talkin',
sugar-coated candy man ♪
827
00:35:02,403 --> 00:35:04,771
♪ Sweet... sugar... candy man ♪
828
00:35:04,822 --> 00:35:07,691
♪ He's a one-stop, gotcha-hot,
making all the panties drop ♪
829
00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:10,610
♪ Sweet... sugar... candy man ♪
830
00:35:10,661 --> 00:35:13,413
♪ He's a one-stop, got me hot,
making my... uhh-uhh ♪
831
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,999
♪ Sweet... sugar... candy man ♪
832
00:35:16,083 --> 00:35:18,919
♪ He's a one-stop, get it while
it's hot, baby, don't stop ♪
833
00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,337
♪ Sweet... sugar... ♪
834
00:35:20,421 --> 00:35:24,674
♪ He had those lips
like sugar cane ♪
835
00:35:24,759 --> 00:35:27,160
♪ Good things come for boys
who wait ♪
836
00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:30,096
♪ He's a one-stop shop,
with a real big... uhh... ♪
837
00:35:30,164 --> 00:35:32,682
♪ He's a sweet-talkin',
sugar-coated candy man ♪
838
00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,301
♪ Hey ♪
839
00:35:34,352 --> 00:35:36,187
♪ Candy man ♪
840
00:35:37,104 --> 00:35:38,638
♪ Candy man ♪
841
00:35:38,689 --> 00:35:41,024
♪ Hey! ♪
♪ Candy man ♪
842
00:35:42,894 --> 00:35:44,394
♪ Candy man! ♪
843
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:49,349
Now that's what
I'm talking about.
844
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,985
Man, this is trouble.
845
00:35:52,053 --> 00:35:53,920
Big trouble.
846
00:35:56,603 --> 00:35:59,721
s should just give us the
trophy; you know it's ours.
847
00:35:59,806 --> 00:36:00,689
Hey.
848
00:36:02,642 --> 00:36:05,611
I saw you guys perform,
and it was incredible.
849
00:36:05,678 --> 00:36:08,346
I don't want it to
be this way, but...
850
00:36:08,398 --> 00:36:11,733
I understand. I just... want
what's best for all of you.
851
00:36:13,286 --> 00:36:16,071
Brit, I need to apologize.
852
00:36:16,155 --> 00:36:17,789
What I said wasn't cool.
853
00:36:17,857 --> 00:36:20,659
I don't want to ruin
our friendship.
854
00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:22,577
Any of our friendships.
855
00:36:26,082 --> 00:36:28,050
I accept your apology.
856
00:36:28,134 --> 00:36:30,552
Thanks.
857
00:36:32,005 --> 00:36:35,140
Um... I guess I'll see
you guys around.
858
00:36:35,207 --> 00:36:36,174
Okay.
Bye.
859
00:36:36,225 --> 00:36:38,810
Bye, Finn.
860
00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:40,846
Be nice.
861
00:36:40,897 --> 00:36:42,714
Brittany, Brittany.
862
00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:45,150
Your third wish has come true.
863
00:36:45,217 --> 00:36:49,438
You wished that by quitting Glee Club,
you wouldn't hurt anyone's feelings,
864
00:36:49,522 --> 00:36:51,723
and Finn was all
happy and smiling.
865
00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:53,391
So...
866
00:36:53,443 --> 00:36:55,110
I'm ready for my pot of gold.
867
00:36:55,194 --> 00:36:58,080
Okay, no, my wish
didn't come true.
868
00:36:58,164 --> 00:37:00,866
He wasn't smiling
because he was happy.
869
00:37:00,917 --> 00:37:03,285
He was heartbroken.
870
00:37:03,369 --> 00:37:05,904
Leprechauns don't exist;
I realize this now.
871
00:37:05,955 --> 00:37:08,123
It would be really cool
if they did, but they don't.
872
00:37:10,043 --> 00:37:14,212
Oh, I have one final wish,
Leprechaun.
873
00:37:14,263 --> 00:37:17,299
Would you do this whole school
a favor, and just disappear?
874
00:37:23,773 --> 00:37:26,475
So, anyways, I know this
happened really fast, I figured
875
00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:28,477
you might have some questions.
I mean, I got some questions...
876
00:37:28,561 --> 00:37:30,862
Yeah. Um, if we
win, what happens?
877
00:37:30,930 --> 00:37:32,263
Do we just move
to Washington?
878
00:37:32,315 --> 00:37:34,366
Well, it'd be, you know,
maybe, half and half.
879
00:37:34,433 --> 00:37:36,835
But you know, Kurt's gonna
be in college and you know,
880
00:37:36,903 --> 00:37:39,204
you're gonna be...
technically an adult, too.
881
00:37:39,271 --> 00:37:44,209
You know, on a football
scholarship or... I don't know.
882
00:37:44,276 --> 00:37:47,162
I'm going to need a lot of
help at the tire shop.
883
00:37:47,246 --> 00:37:49,414
Like... running it?
884
00:37:49,465 --> 00:37:50,949
Only if that's something
you want.
885
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,002
This should be good for all of
us, not just for Burt and me.
886
00:37:54,087 --> 00:37:57,455
But for now, we need
to support your dad.
887
00:37:57,507 --> 00:37:58,840
Pretty quiet over there.
888
00:37:58,925 --> 00:38:02,844
I want you to do this, Dad.
But think about the stress.
889
00:38:02,929 --> 00:38:05,597
You were just in the
hospital, almost dead.
890
00:38:05,648 --> 00:38:07,933
And Sue's going to make your life
a living hell. I know she will.
891
00:38:07,984 --> 00:38:09,851
She's gonna have a field day with
this whole having a gay son thing.
892
00:38:09,936 --> 00:38:11,970
I'm proud of you, Kurt.
Don't care who knows it.
893
00:38:12,021 --> 00:38:14,539
And yeah. I almost died.
894
00:38:14,607 --> 00:38:16,992
But a thing like that makes
you really realize what matters.
895
00:38:17,076 --> 00:38:19,995
And when things are in the dumps like
this, you gotta stand up and fight.
896
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:22,030
Right? You understand.
You taught me that.
897
00:38:22,115 --> 00:38:25,984
Well, I'm sorry to interrupt
family time.
898
00:38:26,035 --> 00:38:27,919
I just wanted to welcome you
to the race.
899
00:38:27,987 --> 00:38:30,956
And in celebration, I brought
you a Breadsticks classic:
900
00:38:31,007 --> 00:38:33,291
The Gutbuster Extreme.
901
00:38:33,342 --> 00:38:35,961
It's on me. You know,
I really need to thank you.
902
00:38:36,012 --> 00:38:38,830
Your Burt's Corner last night
was a real wake-up call.
903
00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:40,465
You know, I'd
lost track of why
904
00:38:40,516 --> 00:38:41,833
I wanted to run
in the first place.
905
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,769
And it wasn't about the arts.
906
00:38:43,836 --> 00:38:45,220
It was about my sister.
907
00:38:45,304 --> 00:38:47,973
So... you... you're not
cutting the arts program?
908
00:38:48,024 --> 00:38:51,226
Sweet Porcelain, so naive.
Of course I'm cutting the arts.
909
00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:54,196
You know what public school program
is the first to go in a recession?
910
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,714
Special Education.
911
00:38:55,782 --> 00:38:57,783
There are special needs
kids at McKinley,
912
00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:00,952
yet there's no special ed
classes, no special ed teacher.
913
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:03,855
I think that might be a better
use of school funds than flying
914
00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:07,025
the Glee Club to New York
without a set list, only to lose
915
00:39:07,076 --> 00:39:09,578
at Nationals with a song they
made up the night before.
916
00:39:11,247 --> 00:39:12,581
Have a good aneurism.
917
00:39:15,334 --> 00:39:17,052
Anyone mind if
I just dig in?
918
00:39:17,136 --> 00:39:19,588
Say U2's over-rated. Say it. Never!
919
00:39:19,672 --> 00:39:21,206
Hey! Leave him alone.
920
00:39:21,257 --> 00:39:23,758
Or what, Pigskin? You're gonna
run crying to Mr. Shue?
921
00:39:23,843 --> 00:39:25,043
Oh, I'm shakin'.
922
00:39:25,094 --> 00:39:27,045
No. Not Mr. Shue.
923
00:39:27,096 --> 00:39:28,730
Coach Beiste.
924
00:39:37,023 --> 00:39:39,825
Thanks, Finn Hudson. I've
got no reason to expect you
925
00:39:39,892 --> 00:39:42,444
to be nice to me after
I ruined your Glee Club.
926
00:39:42,528 --> 00:39:44,529
I get it. You were just
trying to make friends.
927
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:49,417
I know it's not easy being the new kid
around school, not fitting in anywhere.
928
00:39:49,502 --> 00:39:53,288
And when no one stood up for you,
I should have stood up for you.
929
00:39:53,372 --> 00:39:56,625
Look, I'll tell you what: I
know you're not a leprechaun,
930
00:39:56,709 --> 00:39:59,628
so, I'll grant you a wish.
931
00:40:02,265 --> 00:40:05,684
Awful lot of empty chairs
in here. This is a disaster.
932
00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:08,687
This is not the way that senior
year of Glee Club was supposed to be.
933
00:40:08,754 --> 00:40:11,256
Look, guys, I know this is
gonna be hard.
934
00:40:11,324 --> 00:40:13,975
This isn't how I pictured
starting out this year, either.
935
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:16,895
Then I guess we've got our work
cut out for us.
936
00:40:16,946 --> 00:40:18,780
What happens when the pope dies?
937
00:40:18,865 --> 00:40:19,764
Heaven, you'd think.
938
00:40:19,815 --> 00:40:21,733
You get a new pope.
939
00:40:21,784 --> 00:40:23,485
There's always new
talent to be found.
940
00:40:23,569 --> 00:40:26,204
Always a new voice,
right, Mr. Shue?
941
00:40:26,272 --> 00:40:28,406
Well, everybody, I'd like to
introduce my friend
942
00:40:28,457 --> 00:40:30,375
Rory Flanagan. He's interested
in joining Glee Club.
943
00:40:30,442 --> 00:40:31,877
Can this kid even sing?
944
00:40:31,944 --> 00:40:35,130
I sing at Mass every Sunday,
and I love American music.
945
00:40:35,214 --> 00:40:37,916
If you don't mind, I'd like to
dedicate this song
946
00:40:37,967 --> 00:40:40,252
to my family,
who I miss so much.
947
00:40:46,642 --> 00:40:53,464
♪ It's time for us to part ♪
948
00:40:53,516 --> 00:40:59,470
♪ Yeah, it's best
for us to part ♪
949
00:40:59,522 --> 00:41:04,475
♪ Oh, but I love you ♪
950
00:41:04,527 --> 00:41:07,529
♪ Ooh ♪
951
00:41:07,613 --> 00:41:11,149
♪ I love you ♪
952
00:41:13,753 --> 00:41:18,924
♪ Take care of yourself ♪
953
00:41:18,991 --> 00:41:24,129
♪ I'll miss you ♪
954
00:41:28,684 --> 00:41:31,336
♪ ♪
955
00:41:34,506 --> 00:41:40,195
♪ And no more tears to cry ♪
956
00:41:40,279 --> 00:41:44,950
♪ I'm out of good-byes ♪
957
00:41:45,017 --> 00:41:46,451
He's magical.
958
00:41:49,288 --> 00:41:54,876
♪ It's time for us to part ♪
959
00:41:54,961 --> 00:42:01,800
♪ Although it breaks my heart ♪
960
00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:06,338
♪ Oh, 'cause I love you ♪
961
00:42:06,389 --> 00:42:08,923
♪ Ooh ♪
962
00:42:09,008 --> 00:42:13,762
♪ I love you ♪
963
00:42:15,765 --> 00:42:20,769
♪ Take care of yourself ♪
964
00:42:20,853 --> 00:42:25,890
♪ Take care
of yourself ♪
965
00:42:25,941 --> 00:42:30,945
♪ Take care of yourself ♪
966
00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:34,082
♪ I love you. ♪
967
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:42,280
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