So here's what you missed on Glee:
Prom's coming up and Quinn's desperate to win queen
so she can hold on to Finn
who still sort of has eyes for Rachel.
But Zizes also wants to be queen and Puck's up for king
and Karofsky and Santana want to win too
'cause they both got a secret they'd like to keep.
Have you ever heard of the term "beards"?
Artie and Brittany were BF and GF
but he got mad and said she was stupid
and now they're not BF and GF.
You were the only person at this school
that never called me that.
Can you believe that?
And that's what you missed on Glee.
Hi everyone. It's junior prom minus six days
here at McKinley and today I'm joined
by Junior Prom King candidate Noah Puckerman.
I prefer Puck. So Noah can I get a comment
on the recent poll number that put the Fabray/Hudson ticket
ten points above you and Zizes...
AKA the "Road Warriors. " We're still ahead of Santana and Karofsky
by half a point so our campaign strategy
is to close the gap using a combination
of intimidation and fear.
Awesome and classy.
One more question... this one was e-mailed in by a fan.
"Where does Lauren keep your balls?"
What?
I'm sure you've heard the word on the street
that you've been neutered by Ms. Zizes.
That she's the one who wears the pants in the relationship.
Shut up or I'll beat your ass.
I'm not scared... I've been hit by a girl before.
This is JBI signing off.
Tune in tomorrow when we'll be interviewing
frontrunner Quinn Fabray.
Hubba hubba.
I have some bad news.
Will Schuester is leaving McKinley
to go to Broadway.
Oh William I'm devasted...
Positively horny with grief.
As a going-away present here's a spray bottle
of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
to keep that head-merken looking buttery fresh.
No no. Junior prom is in one week
and my favorite band cancelled.
What band? Air Supply William.
So I'm inviting my next favorite group:
The New Directions.
Nope. No way. Um...
I agree. I mean normally we would jump
at the chance to perform but...
I mean we've got Nationals in three weeks
which means that we have a lot of rehearsals
and a lot of taffy to sell just so we can afford the trip.
William this glass is half-full of dreams for all of us.
I have decided to give all the money
to the Glee Club that I was going to pay Air Supply!
So that's $400 right there for you.
I won't allow it... I'm prom coordinator and I was not consulted.
Each year I honor the prom with a bowl of my family's secret punch recipe
made all the more meaningful to me because it's
the punch bowl my grandmother drowned in.
And each year that punch bowl is spiked.
Such lawlessness will only be encouraged
when being screeched at by that Glee Club!
Sue it is not a discussion!
We are in the lurch!
Fine. Well then let me take this opportunity
to make a request.
William I have in my Spanks at all times
a list of the worst songs
ever performed by the Glee Club.
And I would appreciate it if you would not reprise
any of the following numbers.
Number one.
"Run Joey Run."
You should literally apologize to America
for that one. Number two.
The ingenius mash-up
of "Crazy in Love" and "Hair."
Now I know you must have been
pretty tired when you put that baby together.
If you'll excuse me.
We'll see you at the prom butt chin.
I've been to Ann Taylor Loft.
Filene's Basement and like six Forever 21s
and I cannot find a dress that fits.
I'm gonna be forced to make my own dress for prom.
Don't. You'll seem poor. You're up for queen.
You can't make your own prom dress.
Prom is like our Oscars.
It's seriously like
the most important night of our lives.
What about getting married?
Oh you can get married as many times as you want.
You only have one shot at your junior prom.
What are you guys talking about? Prom dresses.
Thank God I don't have to worry about that. I'm not going.
Why not? 'Cause nobody's asked me.
All right guys... prom.
Please tell me we're not
doing songs about prom.
Nope. We are the prom.
Figgins has asked us to perform.
Let's do "Run Joey Run."
Now I know this isn't ideal with.
Nationals coming up but we really don't
have a choice.
And we could really use the money.
But I know that prom is a special rite of passage.
I'm gonna make sure that all of you guys
get a chance to enjoy the dance too.
So we're gonna stagger
the performances
so that each and every one of you
has a lot of time to dance with your dates.
Excuse me.
Is she okay? Mercedes doesn't have a date for prom.
So? I don't have a date.
I'm just going to dance and then all your dates are
gonna ignore you and come dance with me so...
Your dates are really my dates.
I'm gonna go talk
to Mercedes. No. Let me.
Hey.
You know I don't have a date to prom either.
You know I know that I talk a good game
about not needing a man and I don't.
I just really wanted to take a date to the prom.
I want the dress...
And the guy...
And the damn corsage.
Somebody... somebody still may ask you.
It's this Saturday. You know...
I just wanted to be Cinderella...
Just for one night.
One night where a guy would...
Would look at me under those corny crepe paper streamers
and say... "You look so beautiful."
And then he'd...
Grab my hand and ask me to dance.
Isn't that what prom is supposed to be about?
You're not gonna go to prom alone.
You'll go with me. That's even more depressing.
I have a plan.
Give me your hand.
Blaine Warbler...
Will you go to junior prom with me?
Prom?
It'll be the social event of the season.
You don't want to go to prom with me? No no
of course of course I want to go with you.
It's just...
Prom.
What about prom Blaine?
At my old school there was a Sadie Hawkins Dance
and... I had just come out
so I asked a friend of mine
the only other gay guy in the school
and while we were waiting for his dad to pick us up...
These three guys...
Um...
...beat the living crap out of us.
I...
I'm so sorry.
I'm-I'm out and I'm proud
and all that... this is just
a little bit of a sore spot.
This is perfect.
You couldn't face up to the bullies at your school
so you can do it at mine.
We could do it together.
But I have to say Blaine
that if it makes you feel uncomfortable at all
then we'll just forget about prom.
We'll go to a movie instead.
I am crazy about you.
So I'll take that as a yes?
Yes.
Yes you and I are going to the prom.
Mm mm!
Is this a surprise party or something?
Because my birthday was last week.
It-it was?
Um no.
Mercedes and I we have a proposition for you.
We were wondering if you'd like to go
to prom with us. Kind of like a...
A three-way date but not the dirty kind.
That sounds great but I can't afford to take
one girl to the prom; I don't know how I'm gonna take two.
What's this? Our prom budget.
You're gonna have to borrow a suit from your dad
and we're gonna buy five-dollar dresses
down at the Goodwill and make our own corsages
out of flowers from my mom's garden.
And we can walk to prom and then use what's left
to get the $8.99 all-you-can-eat
pasta special at Breadstix.
But you know the $20 it's not charity it's a loan.
So... you'll go with us?
It would be an honor.
Yes!
Ladies I appreciate you welcoming me
into the sacred inner sanctum that is the prom gown dry run.
Why did we decide to include Kurt?
Because getting a look past him is like
getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.
It just might goose our pre-prom buzz factor.
I look like
a lemon meringue pie.
I think you look delicious.
Don't despair.
Nobody bigger than a size two
looks good in a prom dress. I mean they're practically
designed to make us look awkward.
I think
the color is wrong.
Let's go navy hm?
It's chic and slimming.
Duly noted.
Agree? Agree? Oh my God.
It's brilliant.
Absolutely. Next.
I knew it. Fashion.
Devil in a red dress.
Perfect and it's totally appropriate for your personality.
I have no criticisms.
Go with God Satan. Santana.
Now if you ladies'll excuse me
I have to pull options for my own prom outfit.
Wait so you're going? Stag?
That's just tragic.
Yes I'm going and not alone.
With Blaine.
Congratulations! That's amazing!
Ladies if you'll excuse me
I have a private fashion question for Kurt. Okay.
So Kurt
I think that you need a full security detail which the Bully Whips
and I would be more than happy to provide you with.
You know like the Hell's Angels when the Rolling Stones
the Rolling Stones performed at Altamont Speedway.
I think that went off without a hitch.
And why would you do that?
Because I'll get sympathy votes for prom queen.
I'll be like the law-and-order Eva Peron candidate.
Grimace and Stretch Marks
won't stand a chance.
So since you don't have a date
to the prom now I was hoping you could
help me out with Operation Punch and Judy.
Every year at McKinley
they crown a king and queen at the prom
but there's a shadow world... a dark community
of trouble makers that crown the prom anti-king.
And you're planning on that being you?
My street cred's in the gutter.
If I actually win Prom King with Lauren I'll never be able
to rebuild my reputation
as a lovable but dangerous miscreant.
I have to spike Coach Sylvester's punch.
What does this have to do with me?
I'm prime suspect number one.
Coach Sylvester won't let me within ten feet of that bowl.
When she grabs me
I'll create a diversion with my sweet dance moves.
She'll be mesmerized hypnotized by my love dance.
That's when you'll sneak in behind us
and pour a bottle of gin in the bowl.
Awesome right?
So are you in?
As my ass-istant bad-ass? Look
I'm... I'm sorry.
While I admire
your bad-boy villainy and yes long for the day
when I am similarly cool
I just I don't think spiking the prom hooch
will impress Brittany enough.
There's got to be a surefire way
for her to both forgive me and accept my prom proposal.
There's got to be.
Oh members of the Audio-Visual Club I may possibly
sing this song at prom
and when I'm done rehearsing I'd like your feedback.
Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding.
♪ There's a fire ♪
♪ Starting in my heart ♪
♪ Reaching a fever pitch ♪
♪ And it's bringing me out the dark ♪
♪ Finally ♪
♪ I can see you crystal clear ♪
♪ Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare ♪
♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ See how ♪
♪ I leave with every piece of you ♪
♪ Don't underestimate ♪
♪ The things that I will do ♪
♪ There's a fire ♪
♪ Starting in my heart ♪
♪ Reaching a fever pitch ♪
♪ And it's bringing me out the dark ♪
♪ The scars of your love remind me of us ♪
♪ They keep me thinking that we almost had it all ♪
♪ The scars of your love ♪
♪ They leave me breathless ♪
♪ I can't help feeling ♪
♪ We could have had it all ♪
♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
♪ Never had met me ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ You had my heart ♪
♪ Inside of your hand ♪ ♪ You're gonna wish you never had met me ♪
♪ And you played it ♪ ♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
♪ To the beat ♪ ♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ Throw your soul ♪
♪ Through every open door ♪
♪ Count your blessings to find what you look for ♪
♪ Turn my sorrow ♪
♪ Into treasured gold ♪
♪ Pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown ♪
♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
♪ Yeah we could have had it all ♪ ♪ Never had met me ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall rolling in the deep ♪
♪ We could have had it all ♪ ♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
♪ Never had met me ♪ ♪ It all it all ♪
♪ It all ♪ ♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ You could have had it all ♪ ♪ You're gonna wish you never had met me ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪ ♪ You had my heart ♪
♪ Inside of your hand ♪ ♪ You're gonna wish you never had met me ♪
♪ And you played and you played and you played ♪
♪ And you played it ♪
♪ To the beat. ♪.
It's good to see you again Rachel.
Jessie... what are you doing here?
I mean how was I supposed to know
that I was actually supposed to show up
to those other classes at school?
I was majoring in show choir.
I just assumed it would be like at Carmel
and the school would get some Asian kid
to take math and English and scientific for me.
That's awful.
I came back to see you Rachel.
What I did to you... that's my one great regret.
Yeah it was kind of weird.
One day you were telling me that you loved me
and then you were inexplicably throwing eggs
at my head the next.
I know I know.
I traded love
for a fourth consecutive national championship.
It was a bum deal.
For a first maybe but for a fourth no way.
I've come to make amends.
So what are you doing for prom?
So I heard a nasty rumor that Jessie St. James is back in town
and I also heard that he is going to be your date.
No he's joining
Mercedes and Sam and I on our prom on a budget.
He's going to be in town for a while though
so I'm not sure what's going to come of it.
I just... I don't trust him.
Don't you remember what he did to you how awful he was?
You can't tell me what to do anymore okay?
If I want to date Jessie or anyone for that matter
it stopped being your business when you broke up with me.
I-I still care about you.
Look all I ask is that whoever I choose
that you be as supportive of me
as I have been of you and Quinn even though
I'm dying every day inside about it.
You know I don't even want to go to the stupid prom anymore.
Quinn has got me handing out
pens with our names on them.
Where's the dignity?
And I hate renting those tuxes and the corsage...
I know I'm going to pick the wrong one
and then Quinn's going to be all pissed off
and her mom's going to look at me like... Hey just...
Just get her something simple...
A wrist corsage.
Girls like Quinn... you don't want to do anything
that's going to distract from their face
so ask for a gardenia
with a with a light green ribbon
wrapped around it to match her eyes.
Okay?
Everything looks good.
No gay protests or rainbow flags being lit on fire down this way.
Are you finished talking?
Yeah.
When you're finished talking you should say "over."
Sorry.
No burning Liberace mannequins.
Over.
All right lady lips all clear.
Teen gay you may now proceed to the next checkpoint
without fear of violence.
Why are you speaking so loud?
I'm the law-and-order prom queen candidate
here to protect every student at this school
from harassment.
Did she...?
I'm I'm walking away from you now.
Just crack the egg.
I just don't understand the difference between an egg
with a baby chicken inside of it and an egg with an egg in it.
They're the same thing.
Okay that's really confusing
because this is a baby chicken's house.
Mrs. Hagberg I understand that cupcakes
are really trendy right now
and I know the making of a foie gras
might be a little morose
but um I would like to at least graduate high school
knowing how to make some kind of pâté.
Excuse me Mrs. Hagberg I need to say something.
Brittany I was a jerk
to you.
Mm-hmm. And I want to make it up to you with a song
so maybe you'll consider going to prom with me.
A prom proposal.
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪
♪ Isn't she wonderful? ♪
♪ I never thought through love we'd be ♪
♪ Making one as lovely as she ♪
♪ But isn't she lovely ♪
♪ Made from love? ♪
I thought this song was about a baby.
♪ Isn't she pretty? ♪.
Oh my God.
♪ Truly the angel's best ♪
♪ Boy I'm so happy ♪
♪ We have been heaven blessed ♪
♪ I can't believe what God has done ♪
♪ Through us he's given life to one ♪
♪ But isn't she lovely ♪
♪ Made from love? ♪
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪
♪ Life and love are the same ♪
♪ Londie it could have not been done ♪
♪ Without you who conceived the one ♪
♪ That's so very lovely ♪
♪ Made from love ♪
♪ Ow! ♪
Whoo!
So?
Artie that was lovely
but I'm not going to go to prom with you.
You called me stupid and I really didn't like that
so I'm sorry but I'm gonna go to prom by myself
and really work on me
and dance with other people's dates.
I understand.
I I hope you know how sorry I am.
Yeah.
Dude...
Sorry for the timing but I'd really like to revisit
the possibility of you helping me spike the punch bowl.
I'm in.
I have nothing to live for.
So you think it's cool if I jam with you guys at prom?
Yeah totally.
Good news boys.
My buddy Enzo from the tux rental shop
is giving you half off.
Sweet.
Yeah so what are you going to go with?
I'm going simple...
Black
thin lapel collar... very discreet.
Know what I wore to my prom?
I wore a powder blue tux with a ruffled shirt
and a big velour bowtie.
Looked like Tony Orlando.
Was that a designer?
No.
No need for half off my outfit.
Because half of it is already off?
My ensemble is an homage to the recent royal wedding
and the late Alexander McQueen.
I had to make it myself.
There's simply nothing off the rack that is suitable
for the young fashionable man in Ohio.
Dude that rocks. It's like gay Braveheart.
I don't like it.
Well of course you don't like it.
It's not finished yet.
I think it still needs like a sash or maybe some beads.
Look I'm not going to stop you
from wearing it but I got to be honest... I...
I think you're just trying to stir
the pot a little bit.
I think you're trying to get some attention.
Exactly.
What's the point of dressing up?
I mean that's why some guys wear
the tails with the top hat
and and the girls wear the hoop skirts.
I mean Blaine help me out here.
I think your dad has a point.
I-I think what he's trying to say
is that we just don't want
to give anyone a reason to cause any trouble.
There's a lot of bad people out there Kurt
and they're a lot worse
than this Karofsky kid
and all they're looking for is a match
to light under the fire
of their hate.
Now of course I
I want I want you to be yourself
but I also... I want you to be practical.
I have done everything right.
Now Blaine I understand
that after what you've been through you're worried
but prom is about joy not about fear.
So I am wearing this suit.
I worked hard on it
and I think it's fantastic
and if you don't want to join me I completely understand.
Here we are third period French class.
I'm going to calculus so wait inside the classroom
after the bell rings
until I get back to walk you to lunch.
Have you noticed that no one has said boo to me this week?
That's 'cause the Bullywhips are protecting you.
Maybe.
But maybe no one has been harassing me this week
because nobody cares.
You're dreaming. Okay look
I'm not saying that everyone in this school
is ready to embrace the gay
but maybe at least
they've evolved enough to be indifferent.
I see how miserable you are Dave.
I could just hate you when you were bullying me
but... now all I see is your pain.
And you don't have to torture yourself over this.
I'm not saying you should come out tomorrow
but maybe soon the moment will arise when you can.
What's wrong?
I'm so I'm so freaking sorry Kurt.
I'm just...
...so sorry for what I did to you.
I know.
Cool.
Thanks.
Remember you wait for me here right?
Quinny! Your date's here!
That's one of the good things about being in Glee Club.
You really get to know your way around a cummerbund.
Let me get my camera.
You look great.
You're the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen in my life.
I uh... I got you a wrist corsage.
The ribbon matches my eyes. I know.
Okay you two picture time.
You look like Cinderella.
Let's get together. Ah!
Okay.
Give me prom pose.
Mercedes can I just say that you look fierce
in your dress? Totally Mercedes.
You both look smokin'.
You're damn straight we do.
Seriously though Jessie what do you think of the bolo tie?
Pretty cool right?
Saw Springsteen
in the cover of Tunnel of Love album wearing it.
Dude that was like 20 years ago.
I'm really sorry to hear
about what happened with your family Sam.
Um I hope it's okay; I sort of
filled Jessie in on what was going on.
Of course it's okay.
Sam has nothing to be ashamed of.
I know how tough it is out there.
I couldn't even get a job
as one of those singing waiters at Johnny Rockets.
But I've got an idea.
They say that the best time
to start any business is during a recession.
I don't know why or even what a recession is
but it's my understanding that we're in one.
He's so smart. I can't believe he flunked out of college.
So I was thinking.
What are the two things that I'm great at?
Show choir and destroying the competition.
So what if I opened up a dance studio
where I could act as a consultant
for show choirs looking to get that extra edge?
Do you think there are enough show choirs
to keep you in business?
Of course there are. That-That's a brilliant idea!
You could... You could be like The-The Show Choir Whisperer.
I'm sure we could get Mr. Shue to hire him in a second and
that's how we can beat Vocal Adrenaline!
Hey guys. You look amazing!
And don't forget to vote for Hudson-Fabray tonight.
Hey Jessie. What'd you order scrambled eggs?
I mean I know you usually
like them served on people's heads.
Quinn you look stunning.
The ghost of Grace Kelly.
Let me know if you get tired
of your boyfriend stomping on your
pretty little feet all night.
I'll be more than happy to cut in.
Okay hush you guys.
You're totally ruining the vibe.
Quinn you look hot.
Finn you look handsome.
Love you guys but get lost.
We'll see you there.
All right.
This is gonna be off the hook.
Who's ready for some prom?
I'm ready for prom.
Go prom. I like prom. Cheers guys.
♪ Ooh ooh ooh yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ Ah ah-ah-ah ah ah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ Ooh ooh yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah-ah-ah yeah-ah-ah ♪
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
♪ 7:00 a.m. waking up in the morning ♪
♪ Got to be fresh got to go downstairs ♪
♪ Got to have my bowl got to have cereal ♪ ♪ Cereal ♪
♪ Seein' everything the time is goin' ♪
♪ Tickin' on and on everybody's rushin' ♪
♪ Tickin' on and on ♪
♪ Got to get down to the bus stop ♪
♪ Got to catch my bus I see my friends ♪
♪ I see my friends ♪
♪ Kickin' in the front seat sittin' in the back seat ♪
♪ Got to make my mind up which seat can I take? ♪
♪ It's Friday Friday got to get down on Friday ♪
♪ Everybody's looking forward to the weekend weekend ♪
♪ Friday Friday gettin' down on Friday ♪
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend ♪
♪ Partyin' partyin' ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Fun fun fun fun lookin' forward to the weekend ♪
♪ Yesterday was Thursday Thursday ♪
♪ Today is Friday Friday ♪ ♪ Partyin' ♪
♪ We-We-We so excited ♪
♪ Party ♪ ♪ We so excited ♪
♪ We gonna have a ball today ♪
♪ Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards ♪
♪ I don't want this weekend to end ♪ ♪ The end the end ♪
♪ R-T Artie Abrams so chillin' in the front seat ♪
♪ In the front seat ♪ ♪ In the back seat ♪
♪ I'm drivin' cruisin' ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ Fast lanes switchin' lanes with a car up on my side ♪
♪ Whoo come on passin' by is a school bus in front of me ♪
♪ Makes tick tock tick tock wanna scream ♪
♪ Check my time it's Friday it's a weekend ♪
♪ We gonna have fun come on come on y'all ♪
♪ It's Friday Friday got to get down on Friday ♪
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend weekend ♪
♪ Friday Friday gettin' down on Friday ♪
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend ♪
♪ Partyin' partyin' ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Fun fun fun fun lookin' forward to the weekend. ♪
♪ I know I can't take one more step towards you ♪
♪ 'Cause all that's waiting is regret ♪
♪ And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore? ♪
♪ You lost the love I loved the most ♪
♪ I learned to live half-alive ♪
♪ And now you want me one more time ♪
♪ And who do you think you are? ♪
♪ Runnin' round leaving scars ♪
♪ Collecting your jar of hearts and tearing love apart ♪
♪ You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul ♪
♪ So don't come back for me ♪
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪.
Isn't it great that the prom is so inclusive this year?
♪ It took so long just to feel all right ♪.
Someone for everyone.
Even if it's a lie. ♪ Remember how to put ♪
♪ Back the light in my eyes ♪
♪ I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed ♪
♪ ' Cause you broke all your promises ♪
♪ And now you're back ♪
♪ You don't get to get me back ♪
♪ And who do you think you are? ♪
Mercedes? Yes.
I just wanted to tell you that you look beautiful.
♪ Collecting your jar of hearts ♪.
Would you like to dance?
♪ And tearing love apart ♪
I'd love to.
♪ You're gonna catch a cold ♪
♪ From the ice inside your soul ♪
♪ Don't come back for me ♪
♪ Don't come back at all ♪
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
I'm so happy to be here with you.
It's what I've always wanted.
Tora Tora Tora. It's go time.
Hey Coach. Want to boogie?
There's no music. It's okay.
I got the music in me.
Ah-ah!
In my office... now!
What are you doing?
I'm just showing you
my dental kit. Oh my God.
You're going to start pulling out my teeth out aren't you?
No no. That would get me sent to prison.
What I am going to do is attempt to give you a simple cleaning
which as anyone who's been to the dentist will tell you
is an excruciating affair of intense oral pain.
What?! No it isn't.
Who's your dentist? Sue Sylvester DDS.
Now we can get all HMO up in your glee-hole
or you can tell me who put you up to spiking my bowl.
Come on Legs.
It was Puckerman wasn't it?
Oh he'll get expelled
and you'll be one Mohawk short at Nationals.
Please let me go.
All I want is to get back out there
and have one dance with Brittany.
Okay let me get this straight.
I'm trying to interrogate you
and you just told me the one thing you really want.
You are the worst P.O.W. Ever.
John McCain is rolling over in his grave.
♪ You are the girl ♪
♪ That I've been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl ♪
♪ You are the girl that I've been dreaming of ♪
♪ Ever since I was a little girl ♪
♪ One ♪ ♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪
♪ Two ♪ ♪ He's kissin' on you ♪
♪ Three ♪ ♪ Oh why can't you see? ♪
♪ One two three four ♪
♪ The word's on the streets and it's on the news ♪
♪ I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you ♪
♪ He's got two left feet and he bites my moves ♪
♪ I'm not gonna teach him how to ♪
♪ Dance dance dance dance ♪
♪ The second I do I know we're gonna be through ♪
♪ I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you ♪
♪ He don't suspect a thing ♪
♪ I wish he'd get a clue ♪
♪ I'm not gonna teach him how to ♪
♪ Dance dance dance dance ♪
♪ Oh oh... ♪
♪ Dance ♪ Hey!
♪ One ♪ Hey!
Hey dude keep it PG.
Dude it's none of YB...
Your business.
♪ Dance ♪ Well this is my school so it's my business.
Well this isn't your girlfriend so beat it MJ.
♪ Dance ♪.
Don't push me.
What's the matter with you?
Huh? Stop it!
You're ruining everything.
Code Blue in the gym Coach!
♪ Oh oh he's got two left feet... ♪.
Don't push me. Stop it! Hey!
Come on.
♪ Dance dance dance dance ♪
♪ Dance dance dance dance dance! ♪.
Prom is over for you Sugar Ray!
You too Marvelous Marvin! You're out! Let's go!
What do you mean out?!
Wait but... he and I are nominated
for prom... Sucks for you sister!
Attention students attention.
Will the candidates for king and queen
gather on the stage.
The votes are in.
This is the moment you've all been waiting for
where we announce our Junior Prom King
and also Prom Queen.
Roll the drum please.
And this year's Junior Prom King is...
...David Karofsky!
You suck so bad
Quinn Fabray. I won.
And now...
Your 2011 McKinley High Prom Queen...
...with an overwhelming
number of write-in votes is...
Kurt Hummel.
Kurt?
Stop! Kurt!
I've never been so humiliated! Kurt. Stop. Stop Kurt!
Please just stop. Come on.
Don't you get how stupid we were?
We thought that because no one was teasing us
or beating us up that-that no one cared.
Like... like some kind of progress
had been made.
But it's still the same.
It's just a stupid joke.
No it's not.
All that hate...
They were just afraid to say it out loud.
So they did it by secret ballot.
I'm one big anonymous practical joke.
Quinn you need to calm down. This is your fault!
Nobody ever would have voted for me
'cause they know he would rather be with you.
That's not true.
I'm so sorry.
How could my running mate win and I didn't?
I mean just because I hate everybody
doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
It's just a stupid crown you can buy at the Party Store.
I'm gonna be an outsider my whole life.
Can't I just... have one night where I'm queen?
I'm not going back in there.
Where I'm accepted?
No way. There's no way I'm staying at this school
I'm gonna transfer.
Soon as we get to New York
I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony.
Or Tribeca.
Would you at least sit down?
Do you want to go?
We don't have to go back in there.
Wasn't this prom supposed to be about redemption?
About taking away that lump you had
in your throat from running away?
If we leave all it's gonna do is give me a lump too.
So what do you want to do?
I'm gonna go back in there and get coronated.
I'm gonna show them that it doesn't matter if they are
yelling at me
or whispering behind my back
they can't touch me.
That they can't touch us.
Or what we have.
Most girls would be upset about being slapped in the face
but I happen to appreciate the drama of it.
I know you think it's hard to be you Rachel
but at least you don't have to be terrified all the time.
What are you so scared of?
The future.
When all this is gone.
You have nothing to be scared of.
You're a very pretty girl Quinn.
You're the prettiest girl I've ever met but...
You're a lot more than that.
Here.
Can I help?
They must have sensed that I was a lesbian.
I mean they must have. Do I smell like a golf course?
People don't know what you're hiding
they just... they know that you're not being yourself.
If you were to embrace all
the awesomeness that you are you would've won.
How do you know?
Because I voted for you.
And because I believe in you Santana.
This prom sucks!
Now what am I supposed to do?
Go back out there and be there for Kurt.
This is gonna be a lot harder for him than it is for you.
Are you ready for this?
Well Stumbles it's 10:00 p.m.
You've officially missed your prom.
I'm not gonna rat somebody out
for doing something that I did.
I was upset
and I wanted to impress a girl.
But I wasn't down on getting everybody wasted
so I poured a flask of lemonade into the punch.
Wait.
You didn't spike the punch?
Yes I did.
With alcohol?
Oh. Yeah then no I didn't.
Well why didn't you tell me that before?
I was just about to pull out a couple of your molars.
So can I go?
You should really be ashamed of yourself.
You are seriously
no fun to interrogate or almost torture.
Oh my God
I feel so bad for him.
Ladies and gentlemen
your 2011 Prom Queen
Kurt Hummel.
Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.
And now behold the tradition of our 2011.
Prom King and Queen
sharing their first dance.
Now's your moment.
What?
Come out.
Make a difference.
♪ Ah ah ah... ♪
♪ Ah-ah ah ah ah... ♪
I can't.
♪ Ah ah-ah... ♪.
Excuse me.
♪ Oh yeah ♪.
May I have this dance?
♪ You can dance you can jive ♪.
Yes. Yes you may.
♪ Having the time of your life ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ See that girl ♪
♪ Watch that scene ♪
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪
♪ Friday night and the lights are low ♪
♪ Lookin' out for a place to go ♪
♪ Oh where they play the right music ♪
♪ Getting in the swing ♪
♪ You come to look for a king ♪
♪ And when you get the chance ♪
♪ You are the dancing queen ♪
♪ Young and sweet ♪
♪ Only seventeen ♪
♪ Dancing queen ♪
♪ Feel the beat ♪
♪ From the tambourine ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ You can dance ♪
♪ You can jive ♪
♪ Having the time ♪
♪ Of your life ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ See that girl ♪
♪ Watch that scene ♪
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen... ♪
♪ Dancing dancing ♪
♪ Queen... ♪
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen. ♪