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So here's what you missed on Glee:
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Prom's coming up and Quinn's
desperate to win queen
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so she can hold on to Finn
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who still sort of
has eyes for Rachel.
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But Zizes also wants to be
queen and Puck's up for king
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and Karofsky and Santana
want to win too
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'cause they both got
a secret they'd like to keep.
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Have you ever heard of the term "beards"?
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Artie and Brittany
were BF and GF
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but he got mad
and said she was stupid
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and now they're not
BF and GF.
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You were the only person at this school
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that never called me that.
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Can you believe that?
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And that's what you missed
on Glee.
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Hi everyone.
It's junior prom minus six days
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here at McKinley and today I'm joined
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by Junior Prom King candidate
Noah Puckerman.
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I prefer Puck.
So Noah can I get a comment
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on the recent poll number that
put the Fabray/Hudson ticket
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ten points above you and Zizes...
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AKA the "Road Warriors.
" We're still ahead of Santana and Karofsky
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by half a point so our campaign strategy
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is to close the gap using a combination
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of intimidation and fear.
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Awesome and classy.
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One more question... this one
was e-mailed in by a fan.
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"Where does Lauren
keep your balls?"
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What?
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I'm sure you've heard
the word on the street
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that you've been
neutered by Ms. Zizes.
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That she's the one who wears
the pants in the relationship.
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Shut up or I'll beat your ass.
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I'm not scared...
I've been hit by a girl before.
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This is JBI signing off.
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Tune in tomorrow when we'll be interviewing
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frontrunner Quinn Fabray.
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Hubba hubba.
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I have some bad news.
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Will Schuester is leaving McKinley
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to go to Broadway.
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Oh William I'm devasted...
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Positively horny with grief.
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As a going-away present
here's a spray bottle
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of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
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to keep that head-merken
looking buttery fresh.
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No no. Junior prom
is in one week
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and my favorite band cancelled.
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What band?
Air Supply William.
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So I'm inviting my next favorite group:
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The New Directions.
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Nope. No way.
Um...
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I agree. I mean
normally we would jump
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at the chance to perform but...
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I mean we've got Nationals in three weeks
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which means that we have
a lot of rehearsals
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and a lot of taffy to sell
just so we can afford the trip.
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William this glass is half-full
of dreams for all of us.
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I have decided to give all the money
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to the Glee Club that I was
going to pay Air Supply!
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So that's $400 right there for you.
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I won't allow it... I'm prom
coordinator and I was not consulted.
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Each year I honor the prom with a bowl
of my family's secret punch recipe
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made all the more meaningful
to me because it's
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the punch bowl my grandmother drowned in.
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And each year that punch bowl is spiked.
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Such lawlessness will only be encouraged
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when being screeched at by that Glee Club!
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Sue it is not a discussion!
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We are in the lurch!
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Fine. Well then let me
take this opportunity
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to make a request.
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William I have in my Spanks at all times
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a list of the worst songs
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ever performed by the Glee Club.
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And I would appreciate it
if you would not reprise
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any of the following numbers.
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Number one.
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"Run Joey Run."
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You should literally apologize to America
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for that one.
Number two.
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The ingenius mash-up
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of "Crazy in Love"
and "Hair."
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Now I know you must have been
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pretty tired when you
put that baby together.
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If you'll excuse me.
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We'll see you at the prom butt chin.
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I've been to Ann Taylor Loft.
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Filene's Basement and like six Forever 21s
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and I cannot find a dress that fits.
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I'm gonna be forced
to make my own dress for prom.
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Don't. You'll seem poor.
You're up for queen.
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You can't make your own prom dress.
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Prom is like our Oscars.
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It's seriously like
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the most important night of our lives.
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What about getting married?
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Oh you can get married
as many times as you want.
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You only have one shot at your junior prom.
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What are you guys talking about?
Prom dresses.
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Thank God I don't have to worry about that.
I'm not going.
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Why not?
'Cause nobody's asked me.
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All right guys... prom.
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Please tell me we're not
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doing songs about prom.
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Nope. We are the prom.
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Figgins has asked us to perform.
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Let's do
"Run Joey Run."
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Now I know this isn't ideal with.
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Nationals coming up but we really don't
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have a choice.
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And we could really use the money.
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But I know that prom is a
special rite of passage.
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I'm gonna make sure that all of you guys
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get a chance to enjoy the dance too.
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So we're gonna stagger
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the performances
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so that each and every one of you
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has a lot of time to dance with your dates.
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Excuse me.
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Is she okay?
Mercedes doesn't have a date for prom.
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So? I don't have a date.
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I'm just going to dance and
then all your dates are
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gonna ignore you and come
dance with me so...
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Your dates are really my dates.
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I'm gonna go talk
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to Mercedes.
No. Let me.
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Hey.
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You know I don't have
a date to prom either.
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You know I know that I talk a good game
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about not needing a man and I don't.
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I just really wanted to
take a date to the prom.
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I want the dress...
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And the guy...
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And the damn corsage.
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Somebody... somebody
still may ask you.
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It's this Saturday.
You know...
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I just wanted to be Cinderella...
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Just for one night.
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One night where a guy would...
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Would look at me under those
corny crepe paper streamers
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and say... "You
look so beautiful."
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And then he'd...
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Grab my hand and ask me to dance.
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Isn't that what prom
is supposed to be about?
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You're not gonna go to prom alone.
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You'll go with me.
That's even more depressing.
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I have a plan.
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Give me your hand.
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Blaine Warbler...
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Will you go to junior prom with me?
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Prom?
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It'll be the social event of the season.
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You don't want to go
to prom with me? No no
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of course of course I want to go with you.
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It's just...
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Prom.
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What about prom Blaine?
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At my old school
there was a Sadie Hawkins Dance
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and... I had just come out
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so I asked a friend of mine
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the only other gay guy in the school
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and while we were waiting
for his dad to pick us up...
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These three guys...
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Um...
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...beat the living crap
out of us.
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I...
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm-I'm out and I'm proud
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and all that...
this is just
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a little bit of a sore spot.
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This is perfect.
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You couldn't face up
to the bullies at your school
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so you can do it at mine.
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We could do it together.
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But I have to say Blaine
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that if it makes you feel
uncomfortable at all
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then we'll just forget about prom.
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We'll go to a movie instead.
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I am crazy about you.
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So I'll take that as a yes?
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Yes.
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Yes you and I are going to the prom.
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Mm mm!
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Is this a surprise party or something?
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Because my birthday was last week.
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It-it was?
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Um no.
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Mercedes and I we have
a proposition for you.
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We were wondering if you'd like to go
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to prom with us.
Kind of like a...
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A three-way date but
not the dirty kind.
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That sounds great
but I can't afford to take
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one girl to the prom; I don't
know how I'm gonna take two.
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What's this?
Our prom budget.
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You're gonna have to borrow
a suit from your dad
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and we're gonna buy
five-dollar dresses
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down at the Goodwill
and make our own corsages
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out of flowers from my mom's garden.
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And we can walk to prom
and then use what's left
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to get the $8.99
all-you-can-eat
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pasta special at Breadstix.
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But you know the $20 it's
not charity it's a loan.
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So... you'll go with us?
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It would be an honor.
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Yes!
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Ladies I appreciate you welcoming me
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into the sacred inner sanctum
that is the prom gown dry run.
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Why did we decide to include Kurt?
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Because getting a look past him is like
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getting a thumbs up
from Joan and Melissa Rivers.
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It just might goose
our pre-prom buzz factor.
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I look like
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a lemon meringue pie.
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I think you look delicious.
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Don't despair.
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Nobody bigger than a size two
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looks good in a prom dress.
I mean they're practically
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designed to make us look awkward.
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I think
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the color is wrong.
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Let's go navy hm?
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It's chic and slimming.
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Duly noted.
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Agree? Agree?
Oh my God.
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It's brilliant.
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Absolutely.
Next.
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I knew it. Fashion.
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Devil in a red dress.
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Perfect and it's totally
appropriate for your personality.
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I have no criticisms.
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Go with God Satan. Santana.
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Now if you ladies'll excuse me
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I have to pull options
for my own prom outfit.
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Wait so you're
going? Stag?
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That's just tragic.
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Yes I'm going and not alone.
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With Blaine.
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Congratulations!
That's amazing!
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Ladies if you'll excuse me
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I have a private fashion
question for Kurt. Okay.
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So Kurt
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I think that you need a full security
detail which the Bully Whips
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and I would be more than
happy to provide you with.
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You know like the Hell's
Angels when the Rolling Stones
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the Rolling Stones performed
at Altamont Speedway.
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I think that went off without a hitch.
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And why would you do that?
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Because I'll get sympathy
votes for prom queen.
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I'll be like the law-and-order
Eva Peron candidate.
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Grimace and Stretch Marks
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won't stand a chance.
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So since you don't have a date
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to the prom now I was hoping you could
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help me out with Operation Punch and Judy.
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Every year at McKinley
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they crown a king and queen at the prom
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but there's a shadow
world... a dark community
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of trouble makers that
crown the prom anti-king.
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And you're planning on that being you?
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My street cred's in the gutter.
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If I actually win Prom King
with Lauren I'll never be able
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to rebuild my reputation
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as a lovable but dangerous miscreant.
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I have to spike Coach Sylvester's punch.
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What does this have to do with me?
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I'm prime suspect number one.
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Coach Sylvester won't let me
within ten feet of that bowl.
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When she grabs me
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I'll create a diversion
with my sweet dance moves.
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She'll be mesmerized
hypnotized by my love dance.
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That's when you'll
sneak in behind us
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and pour a bottle of gin
in the bowl.
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Awesome right?
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So are you in?
277
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As my ass-istant bad-ass?
Look
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I'm... I'm sorry.
279
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While I admire
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your bad-boy villainy
and yes long for the day
281
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when I am similarly cool
282
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I just I don't think spiking the prom hooch
283
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will impress Brittany enough.
284
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There's got to be a surefire way
285
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for her to both forgive me
and accept my prom proposal.
286
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There's got to be.
287
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Oh members of the Audio-Visual
Club I may possibly
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sing this song at prom
289
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and when I'm done rehearsing
I'd like your feedback.
290
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Tell me if I was brilliant
or simply outstanding.
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♪ There's a fire ♪
292
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♪ Starting in my heart ♪
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♪ Reaching a fever pitch ♪
294
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♪ And it's bringing me out the dark ♪
295
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♪ Finally ♪
296
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♪ I can see you crystal clear ♪
297
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♪ Go ahead and sell me out
and I'll lay your ship bare ♪
298
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♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ See how ♪
299
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♪ I leave with every piece of you ♪
300
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♪ Don't underestimate ♪
301
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♪ The things that I will do ♪
302
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,620
♪ There's a fire ♪
303
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,830
♪ Starting in my heart ♪
304
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♪ Reaching a fever pitch ♪
305
00:11:08,230 --> 00:11:11,170
♪ And it's bringing me out the dark ♪
306
00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:15,190
♪ The scars of your love remind me of us ♪
307
00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:20,060
♪ They keep me thinking
that we almost had it all ♪
308
00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:22,280
♪ The scars of your love ♪
309
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♪ They leave me breathless ♪
310
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♪ I can't help feeling ♪
311
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♪ We could have had it all ♪
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♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
313
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♪ Never had met me ♪
314
00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:35,320
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
315
00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:37,460
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ You had my heart ♪
316
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,830
♪ Inside of your hand ♪
♪ You're gonna
wish you never had met me ♪
317
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,880
♪ And you played it ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
318
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♪ To the beat ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
319
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♪ Throw your soul ♪
320
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,870
♪ Through every open door ♪
321
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:56,090
♪ Count your blessings
to find what you look for ♪
322
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♪ Turn my sorrow ♪
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♪ Into treasured gold ♪
324
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♪ Pay me back in kind
and reap just what you've sown ♪
325
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♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
326
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♪ Yeah we could have had it all
♪
♪ Never had met me ♪
327
00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:13,230
♪ Tears are gonna fall
rolling in the deep ♪
328
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:16,160
♪ We could have had it all ♪
♪ You're gonna wish you ♪
329
00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,000
♪ Never had met me ♪
♪ It all it all ♪
330
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:20,700
♪ It all ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
331
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,040
♪ Hey ♪
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
332
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:27,130
♪ You could have had it all ♪
♪ You're
gonna wish you never had met me ♪
333
00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:30,300
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ Tears are gonna fall ♪
334
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,080
♪ Rolling in the deep ♪
♪ You had my heart ♪
335
00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:36,420
♪ Inside of your hand ♪
♪ You're gonna
wish you never had met me ♪
336
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:39,520
♪ And you played and you played
and you played ♪
337
00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:41,610
♪ And you played it ♪
338
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♪ To the beat. ♪.
339
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,480
It's good to see you again Rachel.
340
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:53,920
Jessie... what are
you doing here?
341
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,150
I mean how was I supposed to know
342
00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,390
that I was actually supposed to show up
343
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,760
to those other classes at school?
344
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,890
I was majoring in show choir.
345
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:01,780
I just assumed it would be like at Carmel
346
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,410
and the school would get some Asian kid
347
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,660
to take math and English
and scientific for me.
348
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:07,720
That's awful.
349
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,670
I came back to see you Rachel.
350
00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:17,730
What I did to you...
that's my one great regret.
351
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:21,600
Yeah it was kind of weird.
352
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:23,650
One day you were telling
me that you loved me
353
00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,150
and then you were
inexplicably throwing eggs
354
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,270
at my head the next.
355
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:29,400
I know I know.
356
00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:30,640
I traded love
357
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:34,390
for a fourth consecutive
national championship.
358
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:36,530
It was a bum deal.
359
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:38,750
For a first maybe but for a fourth no way.
360
00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:41,750
I've come to make amends.
361
00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,670
So what are you doing for prom?
362
00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:55,670
So I heard a nasty rumor that Jessie St.
James is back in town
363
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,830
and I also heard that he
is going to be your date.
364
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,030
No he's joining
365
00:14:00,060 --> 00:14:01,980
Mercedes and Sam and I
on our prom on a budget.
366
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,050
He's going to be in town for a while though
367
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,510
so I'm not sure what's going to come of it.
368
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,900
I just...
I don't trust him.
369
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,680
Don't you remember what he did
to you how awful he was?
370
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,900
You can't tell me what to do anymore okay?
371
00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:12,940
If I want to date Jessie
or anyone for that matter
372
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,360
it stopped being your business
when you broke up with me.
373
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:16,610
I-I still care about you.
374
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,230
Look all I ask is that whoever I choose
375
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,730
that you be as supportive of me
376
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,530
as I have been of you and Quinn even though
377
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,590
I'm dying every day inside about it.
378
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,290
You know I don't even want to
go to the stupid prom anymore.
379
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,760
Quinn has got me handing out
380
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,080
pens with our names on them.
381
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:37,460
Where's the dignity?
382
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:40,430
And I hate renting those
tuxes and the corsage...
383
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,800
I know I'm going to pick the wrong one
384
00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,440
and then Quinn's going to be all pissed off
385
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,940
and her mom's going to look at me like...
Hey just...
386
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,390
Just get her something simple...
387
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,480
A wrist corsage.
388
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,890
Girls like Quinn...
you don't want to do anything
389
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,260
that's going to distract from their face
390
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,110
so ask for a gardenia
391
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,370
with a with a light green ribbon
392
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,500
wrapped around it to match her eyes.
393
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:02,070
Okay?
394
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,380
Everything looks good.
395
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:17,000
No gay protests or rainbow flags
being lit on fire down this way.
396
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,640
Are you finished talking?
397
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,120
Yeah.
398
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,340
When you're finished talking
you should say "over."
399
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,340
Sorry.
400
00:15:22,430 --> 00:15:24,090
No burning Liberace mannequins.
401
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,140
Over.
402
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,960
All right lady lips all clear.
403
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,070
Teen gay you may now proceed
to the next checkpoint
404
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:33,520
without fear of violence.
405
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,650
Why are you speaking so loud?
406
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:37,690
I'm the law-and-order
prom queen candidate
407
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,810
here to protect
every student at this school
408
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:40,980
from harassment.
409
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:42,160
Did she...?
410
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,810
I'm I'm walking away from you now.
411
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:49,250
Just crack the egg.
412
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,320
I just don't understand
the difference between an egg
413
00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,760
with a baby chicken inside of it
and an egg with an egg in it.
414
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,960
They're the same thing.
415
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,710
Okay that's really confusing
416
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,710
because this is a baby chicken's house.
417
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,010
Mrs. Hagberg
I understand that cupcakes
418
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,460
are really trendy right now
419
00:16:01,510 --> 00:16:03,150
and I know the making of a foie gras
420
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,520
might be a little morose
421
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,690
but um I would like to
at least graduate high school
422
00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,270
knowing how to make some kind of pâté.
423
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,720
Excuse me Mrs. Hagberg
I need to say something.
424
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:15,360
Brittany I was a jerk
425
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:16,810
to you.
426
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,900
Mm-hmm. And I want to make
it up to you with a song
427
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,180
so maybe you'll consider going
to prom with me.
428
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,900
A prom proposal.
429
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:27,410
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪
430
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:33,050
♪ Isn't she wonderful? ♪
431
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:37,420
♪ I never thought through love we'd be ♪
432
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,170
♪ Making one as lovely as she ♪
433
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:45,140
♪ But isn't she lovely ♪
434
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:46,930
♪ Made from love? ♪
435
00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:48,930
I thought this song was about a baby.
436
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:51,510
♪ Isn't she pretty? ♪.
437
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,350
Oh my God.
438
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,250
♪ Truly the angel's best ♪
439
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,810
♪ Boy I'm so happy ♪
440
00:16:59,890 --> 00:17:04,460
♪ We have been heaven blessed ♪
441
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:09,180
♪ I can't believe what God has done ♪
442
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:12,130
♪ Through us he's given life to one ♪
443
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:14,940
♪ But isn't she lovely ♪
444
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:18,240
♪ Made from love? ♪
445
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:24,780
♪ Isn't she lovely? ♪
446
00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:28,480
♪ Life and love are the same ♪
447
00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:32,870
♪ Londie it could have not been done ♪
448
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,290
♪ Without you who conceived the one ♪
449
00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:39,130
♪ That's so very lovely ♪
450
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:42,500
♪ Made from love ♪
451
00:17:42,550 --> 00:17:44,720
♪ Ow! ♪
452
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,600
Whoo!
453
00:17:47,670 --> 00:17:49,190
So?
454
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:51,310
Artie that was lovely
455
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,560
but I'm not going to go to prom with you.
456
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,510
You called me stupid and
I really didn't like that
457
00:17:55,560 --> 00:18:00,120
so I'm sorry but I'm
gonna go to prom by myself
458
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,650
and really work on me
459
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,040
and dance with other people's dates.
460
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,290
I understand.
461
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,540
I I hope you know how sorry I am.
462
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,960
Yeah.
463
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,750
Dude...
464
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,370
Sorry for the timing
but I'd really like to revisit
465
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,370
the possibility of you helping
me spike the punch bowl.
466
00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:29,210
I'm in.
467
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,210
I have nothing to live for.
468
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:38,820
So you think it's cool if
I jam with you guys at prom?
469
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:40,660
Yeah totally.
470
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,390
Good news boys.
471
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,030
My buddy Enzo from the tux rental shop
472
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,160
is giving you half off.
473
00:18:46,230 --> 00:18:47,500
Sweet.
474
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,200
Yeah so what are you going to go with?
475
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,170
I'm going simple...
476
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,570
Black
477
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,340
thin lapel collar...
very discreet.
478
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,670
Know what I wore to my prom?
479
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:56,570
I wore a powder blue tux
with a ruffled shirt
480
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,910
and a big velour bowtie.
481
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,340
Looked like Tony Orlando.
482
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:02,380
Was that a designer?
483
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,760
No.
484
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,010
No need for half off my outfit.
485
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,080
Because half of it is already off?
486
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,270
My ensemble is an homage
to the recent royal wedding
487
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,520
and the late Alexander McQueen.
488
00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:12,940
I had to make it myself.
489
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,860
There's simply nothing
off the rack that is suitable
490
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,440
for the young fashionable man in Ohio.
491
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:20,150
Dude that rocks.
It's like gay Braveheart.
492
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:22,060
I don't like it.
493
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,030
Well of course you don't like it.
494
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:24,450
It's not finished yet.
495
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,600
I think it still needs like
a sash or maybe some beads.
496
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:27,950
Look I'm not going to stop you
497
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,870
from wearing it
but I got to be honest... I...
498
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,320
I think you're just trying to stir
499
00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:33,660
the pot a little bit.
500
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,040
I think you're trying
to get some attention.
501
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:35,990
Exactly.
502
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,300
What's the point of dressing up?
503
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,380
I mean that's why some guys wear
504
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:39,500
the tails with the top hat
505
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:40,880
and and the girls wear the hoop skirts.
506
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,050
I mean Blaine help me out here.
507
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,450
I think your dad has a point.
508
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,720
I-I think what
he's trying to say
509
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,010
is that we just don't want
510
00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:50,730
to give anyone a reason
to cause any trouble.
511
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,640
There's a lot of bad people out there Kurt
512
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,640
and they're a lot worse
513
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:54,100
than this Karofsky kid
514
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:56,150
and all they're looking for is a match
515
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,150
to light under the fire
516
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,570
of their hate.
517
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,470
Now of course I
518
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,810
I want I want you to be yourself
519
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:06,960
but I also... I want you
to be practical.
520
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,800
I have done everything right.
521
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,420
Now Blaine I understand
522
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,500
that after what you've been
through you're worried
523
00:20:18,590 --> 00:20:21,570
but prom is about joy not about fear.
524
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,680
So I am wearing this suit.
525
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,210
I worked hard on it
526
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,830
and I think it's fantastic
527
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,020
and if you don't want to join
me I completely understand.
528
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,980
Here we are third period French class.
529
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:43,880
I'm going to calculus
so wait inside the classroom
530
00:20:43,930 --> 00:20:45,100
after the bell rings
531
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,880
until I get back to walk you to lunch.
532
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,550
Have you noticed that no one
has said boo to me this week?
533
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:52,610
That's 'cause the Bullywhips
are protecting you.
534
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:53,890
Maybe.
535
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:55,990
But maybe no one has been
harassing me this week
536
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:57,280
because nobody cares.
537
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,080
You're dreaming.
Okay look
538
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,060
I'm not saying that everyone in this school
539
00:21:01,110 --> 00:21:02,700
is ready to embrace the gay
540
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,350
but maybe at least
541
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:05,540
they've evolved enough to be indifferent.
542
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,270
I see how miserable you are Dave.
543
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:14,030
I could just hate you
when you were bullying me
544
00:21:14,090 --> 00:21:17,650
but... now all I see
is your pain.
545
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,380
And you don't have to torture
yourself over this.
546
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,300
I'm not saying you should come out tomorrow
547
00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:28,390
but maybe soon the moment
will arise when you can.
548
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,150
What's wrong?
549
00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:42,120
I'm so I'm so freaking sorry Kurt.
550
00:21:42,190 --> 00:21:43,570
I'm just...
551
00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:48,880
...so sorry for
what I did to you.
552
00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:50,330
I know.
553
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,000
I know.
554
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,920
Cool.
555
00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,050
Thanks.
556
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,930
Remember you wait for me here right?
557
00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:14,990
Quinny! Your date's here!
558
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,270
That's one of the good things
about being in Glee Club.
559
00:22:26,330 --> 00:22:28,280
You really get to know
your way around a cummerbund.
560
00:22:37,510 --> 00:22:39,100
Let me get my camera.
561
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,050
You look great.
562
00:22:42,130 --> 00:22:43,550
You're the most beautiful girl
563
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,270
I've ever seen in my life.
564
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:51,970
I uh... I got you
a wrist corsage.
565
00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:59,820
The ribbon matches my eyes.
I know.
566
00:23:06,990 --> 00:23:10,040
Okay you two picture time.
567
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:11,740
You look like Cinderella.
568
00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:14,130
Let's get together. Ah!
569
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,920
Okay.
570
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,470
Give me prom pose.
571
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000
Mercedes can I just say
that you look fierce
572
00:23:22,060 --> 00:23:23,710
in your dress?
Totally Mercedes.
573
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,370
You both look smokin'.
574
00:23:25,430 --> 00:23:27,560
You're damn straight we do.
575
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,480
Seriously though Jessie what
do you think of the bolo tie?
576
00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:30,400
Pretty cool right?
577
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,900
Saw Springsteen
578
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,770
in the cover of Tunnel of Love
album wearing it.
579
00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:37,750
Dude that was like 20 years ago.
580
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:40,820
I'm really sorry to hear
581
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:42,730
about what happened with your family Sam.
582
00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:44,230
Um I hope
it's okay; I sort of
583
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,660
filled Jessie in on what was going on.
584
00:23:45,730 --> 00:23:46,910
Of course it's okay.
585
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,110
Sam has nothing to be ashamed of.
586
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,750
I know how tough it is out there.
587
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,200
I couldn't even get a job
588
00:23:52,270 --> 00:23:54,500
as one of those singing waiters
at Johnny Rockets.
589
00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:56,570
But I've got an idea.
590
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:57,920
They say that the best time
591
00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:59,630
to start any business
is during a recession.
592
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:01,540
I don't know why
or even what a recession is
593
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,750
but it's my understanding
that we're in one.
594
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,050
He's so smart. I can't believe
he flunked out of college.
595
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,420
So I was thinking.
596
00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:09,390
What are the two things that I'm great at?
597
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,390
Show choir and destroying the competition.
598
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,810
So what if I opened up a dance studio
599
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,480
where I could act as a consultant
600
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,440
for show choirs looking
to get that extra edge?
601
00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:20,010
Do you think there are enough show choirs
602
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,450
to keep you in business?
603
00:24:21,530 --> 00:24:23,530
Of course there are.
That-That's a brilliant idea!
604
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,950
You could... You could be like
The-The Show Choir Whisperer.
605
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,210
I'm sure we could get Mr. Shue
to hire him in a second and
606
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,620
that's how we can beat Vocal Adrenaline!
607
00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:32,960
Hey guys. You look amazing!
608
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,660
And don't forget to vote
for Hudson-Fabray tonight.
609
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,750
Hey Jessie. What'd you order
scrambled eggs?
610
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,910
I mean I know you usually
611
00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:40,670
like them served on people's heads.
612
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:41,780
Quinn you look stunning.
613
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,340
The ghost of Grace Kelly.
614
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:44,420
Let me know if you get tired
615
00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:46,060
of your boyfriend stomping on your
616
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,090
pretty little feet all night.
617
00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:48,670
I'll be more than happy to cut in.
618
00:24:48,740 --> 00:24:49,810
Okay hush you guys.
619
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,480
You're totally ruining the vibe.
620
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,730
Quinn you look hot.
621
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,460
Finn you look handsome.
622
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,180
Love you guys but get lost.
623
00:24:57,270 --> 00:24:57,970
We'll see you there.
624
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,300
All right.
625
00:24:59,350 --> 00:25:00,490
This is gonna be off the hook.
626
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:01,340
Who's ready for some prom?
627
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,520
I'm ready for prom.
628
00:25:02,610 --> 00:25:04,270
Go prom. I like prom.
Cheers guys.
629
00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:08,310
♪ Ooh ooh ooh yeah yeah yeah ♪
630
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,660
♪ Ah ah-ah-ah ah ah ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
631
00:25:11,730 --> 00:25:12,980
♪ Ooh ooh yeah ♪
♪ Yeah-ah-ah yeah-ah-ah ♪
632
00:25:13,030 --> 00:25:14,280
♪ Yeah-ah-ah yeah-ah-ah ♪
633
00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:19,460
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
634
00:25:19,510 --> 00:25:21,170
♪ 7:00 a.m. waking up
in the morning ♪
635
00:25:21,260 --> 00:25:23,760
♪ Got to be fresh got to go downstairs ♪
636
00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:25,130
♪ Got to have my bowl got to
have cereal ♪
♪ Cereal ♪
637
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,880
♪ Seein' everything the time is goin' ♪
638
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,050
♪ Tickin' on and on everybody's rushin' ♪
639
00:25:28,130 --> 00:25:30,130
♪ Tickin' on and on ♪
640
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,880
♪ Got to get down to the bus stop ♪
641
00:25:31,970 --> 00:25:34,000
♪ Got to catch my bus I see my friends ♪
642
00:25:34,050 --> 00:25:35,810
♪ I see my friends ♪
643
00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:39,560
♪ Kickin' in the front seat
sittin' in the back seat ♪
644
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:44,280
♪ Got to make my mind up
which seat can I take? ♪
645
00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:49,320
♪ It's Friday Friday
got to get down on Friday ♪
646
00:25:49,370 --> 00:25:53,210
♪ Everybody's looking forward
to the weekend weekend ♪
647
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:57,160
♪ Friday Friday gettin' down on Friday ♪
648
00:25:57,210 --> 00:26:01,550
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪
649
00:26:01,630 --> 00:26:03,750
♪ Partyin' partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
650
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:05,470
♪ Partyin' partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
651
00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:09,340
♪ Fun fun fun fun
lookin' forward to the weekend ♪
652
00:26:09,390 --> 00:26:12,980
♪ Yesterday was Thursday Thursday ♪
653
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:16,810
♪ Today is Friday Friday ♪
♪ Partyin' ♪
654
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,570
♪ We-We-We so excited ♪
655
00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:21,680
♪ Party ♪
♪ We so excited ♪
656
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:24,940
♪ We gonna have a ball today ♪
657
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:30,830
♪ Tomorrow is Saturday
and Sunday comes afterwards ♪
658
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,410
♪ I don't want this weekend to
end ♪
♪ The end the end ♪
659
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:35,580
♪ R-T Artie Abrams
so chillin' in the front seat ♪
660
00:26:35,670 --> 00:26:36,580
♪ In the front seat ♪
♪ In the back seat ♪
661
00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:38,920
♪ In the back seat ♪
662
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,870
♪ I'm drivin' cruisin' ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
663
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,500
♪ Fast lanes switchin' lanes
with a car up on my side ♪
664
00:26:42,570 --> 00:26:45,620
♪ Whoo come on passin' by is
a school bus in front of me ♪
665
00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:47,430
♪ Makes tick tock tick tock wanna scream ♪
666
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:49,180
♪ Check my time it's Friday
it's a weekend ♪
667
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:51,760
♪ We gonna have fun come on come on y'all ♪
668
00:26:51,850 --> 00:26:54,680
♪ It's Friday Friday
got to get down on Friday ♪
669
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:58,750
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend weekend ♪
670
00:26:58,810 --> 00:27:02,270
♪ Friday Friday gettin' down on Friday ♪
671
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:07,260
♪ Everybody's lookin' forward
to the weekend ♪
672
00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:09,430
♪ Partyin' partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
673
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,530
♪ Partyin' partyin' ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
674
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:16,610
♪ Fun fun fun fun lookin'
forward to the weekend. ♪
675
00:27:25,670 --> 00:27:31,200
♪ I know I can't take
one more step towards you ♪
676
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:37,710
♪ 'Cause all that's waiting is regret ♪
677
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:44,130
♪ And don't you know
I'm not your ghost anymore? ♪
678
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:50,560
♪ You lost the love I loved the most ♪
679
00:27:50,610 --> 00:27:56,810
♪ I learned to live
half-alive ♪
680
00:27:56,900 --> 00:28:03,290
♪ And now you want me one more time ♪
681
00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:07,490
♪ And who do you think
you are? ♪
682
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:11,040
♪ Runnin' round leaving scars ♪
683
00:28:11,110 --> 00:28:16,000
♪ Collecting your jar of hearts
and tearing love apart ♪
684
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:23,340
♪ You're gonna catch a cold
from the ice inside your soul ♪
685
00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:26,590
♪ So don't come back for me ♪
686
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,130
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪.
687
00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:32,630
Isn't it great that the prom
is so inclusive this year?
688
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,070
♪ It took so long just to feel all right ♪.
689
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:37,850
Someone for everyone.
690
00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:40,690
Even if it's a lie.
♪ Remember how to put ♪
691
00:28:40,780 --> 00:28:44,160
♪ Back the light in my eyes ♪
692
00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:50,980
♪ I wish I had missed
the first time that we kissed ♪
693
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:56,820
♪ ' Cause you broke all your promises ♪
694
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:59,590
♪ And now you're back ♪
695
00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:04,210
♪ You don't get to get me back ♪
696
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:06,430
♪ And who do you think
you are? ♪
697
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,100
Mercedes?
Yes.
698
00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:11,670
I just wanted to tell you
that you look beautiful.
699
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,810
♪ Collecting your jar of hearts ♪.
700
00:29:12,860 --> 00:29:15,190
Would you like to dance?
701
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,810
♪ And tearing love apart ♪
702
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:19,530
I'd love to.
703
00:29:19,610 --> 00:29:20,900
♪ You're gonna catch a cold ♪
704
00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:24,370
♪ From the ice inside your soul ♪
705
00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:28,040
♪ Don't come back for me ♪
706
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,660
♪ Don't come back at all ♪
707
00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:39,170
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
708
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:45,260
♪ Who do you think
you are? ♪
709
00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:51,650
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
710
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,570
I'm so happy to be here with you.
711
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:03,270
It's what I've always wanted.
712
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,080
Tora Tora Tora.
It's go time.
713
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,560
Hey Coach.
Want to boogie?
714
00:30:07,610 --> 00:30:09,280
There's no music.
It's okay.
715
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,450
I got the music in me.
716
00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:15,170
Ah-ah!
717
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,400
In my office... now!
718
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:21,590
What are you doing?
719
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,790
I'm just showing you
720
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,930
my dental kit.
Oh my God.
721
00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:28,430
You're going to start pulling
out my teeth out aren't you?
722
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,100
No no. That would get me sent
to prison.
723
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:33,250
What I am going to do is attempt
to give you a simple cleaning
724
00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:36,190
which as anyone who's been
to the dentist will tell you
725
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:41,090
is an excruciating affair
of intense oral pain.
726
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:42,310
What?! No it isn't.
727
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,200
Who's your dentist?
Sue Sylvester DDS.
728
00:30:45,270 --> 00:30:48,120
Now we can get all HMO
up in your glee-hole
729
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,200
or you can tell me who put
you up to spiking my bowl.
730
00:30:51,270 --> 00:30:52,660
Come on Legs.
731
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:56,440
It was Puckerman wasn't it?
732
00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:58,280
Oh he'll get expelled
733
00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:02,250
and you'll be one Mohawk
short at Nationals.
734
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,050
Please let me go.
735
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,950
All I want is to get back out there
736
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,160
and have one dance with Brittany.
737
00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,040
Okay let me get this straight.
738
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:12,640
I'm trying to interrogate you
739
00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:15,560
and you just told me
the one thing you really want.
740
00:31:15,630 --> 00:31:16,960
You are the worst
P.O.W. Ever.
741
00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:19,150
John McCain is rolling over in his grave.
742
00:31:24,570 --> 00:31:29,140
♪ You are the girl ♪
743
00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:34,280
♪ That I've been dreaming of
ever since I was a little girl ♪
744
00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:37,820
♪ You are the girl
that I've been dreaming of ♪
745
00:31:37,870 --> 00:31:42,490
♪ Ever since I was a little girl ♪
746
00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:44,340
♪ One ♪
♪ I'm biting my tongue ♪
747
00:31:44,430 --> 00:31:46,330
♪ Two ♪
♪ He's kissin' on you ♪
748
00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:48,090
♪ Three ♪
♪ Oh why can't you see? ♪
749
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,600
♪ One two three four ♪
750
00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:54,300
♪ The word's on the streets
and it's on the news ♪
751
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:57,640
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to dance with you ♪
752
00:31:57,690 --> 00:32:01,560
♪ He's got two left feet
and he bites my moves ♪
753
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,610
♪ I'm not gonna teach him how to ♪
754
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,650
♪ Dance dance dance dance ♪
755
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:08,150
♪ The second I do I know
we're gonna be through ♪
756
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,530
♪ I'm not gonna teach him
how to dance with you ♪
757
00:32:11,620 --> 00:32:13,950
♪ He don't suspect a thing ♪
758
00:32:14,020 --> 00:32:16,540
♪ I wish he'd get a clue ♪
759
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:19,040
♪ I'm not gonna teach him how to ♪
760
00:32:19,130 --> 00:32:20,630
♪ Dance dance dance dance ♪
761
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:23,360
♪ Oh oh... ♪
762
00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:28,300
♪ Dance ♪ Hey!
763
00:32:28,370 --> 00:32:29,340
♪ One ♪ Hey!
764
00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:32,260
Hey dude keep it PG.
765
00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:34,090
Dude it's none of YB...
766
00:32:34,180 --> 00:32:36,090
Your business.
767
00:32:36,180 --> 00:32:38,210
♪ Dance ♪ Well this is
my school so it's my business.
768
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,010
Well this isn't your
girlfriend so beat it MJ.
769
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:41,350
♪ Dance ♪.
770
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,650
Don't push me.
771
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,520
What's the matter with you?
772
00:32:44,570 --> 00:32:46,020
Huh?
Stop it!
773
00:32:46,070 --> 00:32:47,740
You're ruining everything.
774
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:50,160
Code Blue in the gym Coach!
775
00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,060
♪ Oh oh
he's got two left feet... ♪.
776
00:32:54,830 --> 00:32:56,080
Don't push me.
Stop it! Hey!
777
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,060
Come on.
778
00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:59,000
♪ Dance dance dance dance ♪
779
00:32:59,070 --> 00:33:02,740
♪ Dance dance dance
dance dance! ♪.
780
00:33:02,790 --> 00:33:04,500
Prom is over for you Sugar Ray!
781
00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:07,120
You too Marvelous Marvin!
You're out! Let's go!
782
00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:08,540
What do you mean out?!
783
00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:10,260
Wait but...
he and I are nominated
784
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:12,260
for prom...
Sucks for you sister!
785
00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:22,260
Attention students attention.
786
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,420
Will the candidates for king and queen
787
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,760
gather on the stage.
788
00:33:26,810 --> 00:33:29,500
The votes are in.
789
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,570
This is the moment
you've all been waiting for
790
00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:35,320
where we announce our Junior Prom King
791
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,740
and also Prom Queen.
792
00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,210
Roll the drum please.
793
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,300
And this year's Junior Prom King is...
794
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,890
...David Karofsky!
795
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,980
You suck so bad
796
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:05,900
Quinn Fabray.
I won.
797
00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:14,740
And now...
798
00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:17,610
Your 2011 McKinley High Prom Queen...
799
00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:21,080
...with an overwhelming
800
00:34:21,150 --> 00:34:24,620
number of write-in votes is...
801
00:34:29,510 --> 00:34:30,970
Kurt Hummel.
802
00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,510
Kurt?
803
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,980
Stop! Kurt!
804
00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:58,870
I've never been so humiliated!
Kurt. Stop. Stop Kurt!
805
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,960
Please just stop. Come on.
806
00:35:01,970 --> 00:35:04,010
Don't you get how stupid we were?
807
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,980
We thought that because
no one was teasing us
808
00:35:06,030 --> 00:35:08,060
or beating us up
that-that no one cared.
809
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,680
Like... like some
kind of progress
810
00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:11,350
had been made.
811
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,230
But it's still the same.
812
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:17,200
It's just a stupid joke.
813
00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:18,320
No it's not.
814
00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,360
All that hate...
815
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:23,030
They were just afraid to say it out loud.
816
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,250
So they did it by secret ballot.
817
00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:28,700
I'm one big anonymous practical joke.
818
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:31,970
Quinn you need to calm down.
This is your fault!
819
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,540
Nobody ever would have voted for me
820
00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,540
'cause they know he
would rather be with you.
821
00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:36,310
That's not true.
822
00:35:42,730 --> 00:35:44,230
I'm so sorry.
823
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,820
How could my running mate win and I didn't?
824
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,550
I mean just because I hate everybody
825
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,640
doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
826
00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:54,070
It's just a stupid crown
you can buy at the Party Store.
827
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,310
I'm gonna be an outsider my whole life.
828
00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:00,580
Can't I just... have one
night where I'm queen?
829
00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:01,870
I'm not going back in there.
830
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,450
Where I'm accepted?
831
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,950
No way. There's no way I'm
staying at this school
832
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,120
I'm gonna transfer.
833
00:36:07,210 --> 00:36:08,590
Soon as we get to New York
834
00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,370
I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony.
835
00:36:10,430 --> 00:36:13,240
Or Tribeca.
836
00:36:13,290 --> 00:36:15,250
Would you at least sit down?
837
00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:19,850
Do you want to go?
838
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,440
We don't have to go back in there.
839
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,760
Wasn't this prom supposed
to be about redemption?
840
00:36:24,810 --> 00:36:26,860
About taking away that lump you had
841
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,530
in your throat from running away?
842
00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:31,480
If we leave all it's gonna do
is give me a lump too.
843
00:36:31,550 --> 00:36:32,810
So what do you want to do?
844
00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:41,990
I'm gonna go back in there
and get coronated.
845
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,410
I'm gonna show them that
it doesn't matter if they are
846
00:36:46,460 --> 00:36:47,610
yelling at me
847
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:49,610
or whispering behind my back
848
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,010
they can't touch me.
849
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,830
That they can't touch us.
850
00:36:55,050 --> 00:36:56,420
Or what we have.
851
00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:59,220
Most girls would be upset
about being slapped in the face
852
00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:01,460
but I happen to appreciate the drama of it.
853
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,900
I know you think it's hard to be you Rachel
854
00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:12,070
but at least you don't have
to be terrified all the time.
855
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:14,350
What are you so scared of?
856
00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:19,310
The future.
857
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:22,830
When all this is gone.
858
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:26,330
You have nothing to be scared of.
859
00:37:26,420 --> 00:37:29,000
You're a very pretty girl Quinn.
860
00:37:29,070 --> 00:37:32,510
You're the prettiest girl
I've ever met but...
861
00:37:32,570 --> 00:37:35,010
You're a lot more than that.
862
00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,350
Here.
863
00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:41,380
Can I help?
864
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,390
They must have sensed that I was a lesbian.
865
00:37:45,470 --> 00:37:47,810
I mean they must have.
Do I smell like a golf course?
866
00:37:47,870 --> 00:37:49,170
People don't know what you're hiding
867
00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,580
they just... they know
that you're not being yourself.
868
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,940
If you were to embrace all
869
00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:55,230
the awesomeness that you
are you would've won.
870
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,080
How do you know?
871
00:37:58,150 --> 00:38:00,400
Because I voted for you.
872
00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:06,470
And because I believe in you Santana.
873
00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:12,810
This prom sucks!
874
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,180
Now what am I supposed to do?
875
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:18,590
Go back out there and be there for Kurt.
876
00:38:18,650 --> 00:38:20,840
This is gonna be a lot harder
for him than it is for you.
877
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,430
Are you ready for this?
878
00:38:33,850 --> 00:38:35,490
Well Stumbles
it's 10:00 p.m.
879
00:38:35,550 --> 00:38:37,400
You've officially missed your prom.
880
00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:38,860
I'm not gonna rat somebody out
881
00:38:38,910 --> 00:38:40,220
for doing something that I did.
882
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,610
I was upset
883
00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:43,780
and I wanted to impress a girl.
884
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:45,950
But I wasn't down on
getting everybody wasted
885
00:38:46,030 --> 00:38:48,750
so I poured a flask of
lemonade into the punch.
886
00:38:48,830 --> 00:38:49,780
Wait.
887
00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:51,450
You didn't spike the punch?
888
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:52,620
Yes I did.
889
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:53,840
With alcohol?
890
00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:56,690
Oh. Yeah then
no I didn't.
891
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,380
Well why didn't you tell me that before?
892
00:38:58,430 --> 00:39:01,090
I was just about to pull out
a couple of your molars.
893
00:39:02,580 --> 00:39:04,580
So can I go?
894
00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:06,270
You should really be ashamed of yourself.
895
00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:07,550
You are seriously
896
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,690
no fun to interrogate or almost torture.
897
00:39:29,860 --> 00:39:30,790
Oh my God
898
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,290
I feel so bad for him.
899
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:33,960
Ladies and gentlemen
900
00:39:34,050 --> 00:39:36,910
your 2011 Prom Queen
901
00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:38,970
Kurt Hummel.
902
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,490
Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.
903
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,100
And now behold the tradition of our 2011.
904
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,680
Prom King and Queen
905
00:40:28,770 --> 00:40:31,990
sharing their first dance.
906
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,670
Now's your moment.
907
00:40:39,190 --> 00:40:41,180
What?
908
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,400
Come out.
909
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:44,090
Make a difference.
910
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:50,740
♪ Ah ah ah... ♪
911
00:40:50,820 --> 00:40:52,410
♪ Ah-ah ah ah ah... ♪
912
00:40:52,490 --> 00:40:54,020
I can't.
913
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:59,410
♪ Ah ah-ah... ♪.
914
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,720
Excuse me.
915
00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:04,030
♪ Oh yeah ♪.
916
00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:05,500
May I have this dance?
917
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:08,510
♪ You can dance you can jive ♪.
918
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,760
Yes. Yes you may.
919
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:13,180
♪ Having the time of your life ♪
920
00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:15,180
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
921
00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:16,880
♪ See that girl ♪
922
00:41:16,930 --> 00:41:18,850
♪ Watch that scene ♪
923
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:23,890
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen ♪
924
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:29,390
♪ Friday night and the lights are low ♪
925
00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:32,910
♪ Lookin' out for a place to go ♪
926
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,730
♪ Oh where they play the right music ♪
927
00:41:35,780 --> 00:41:37,730
♪ Getting in the swing ♪
928
00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:41,200
♪ You come to look for a king ♪
929
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:45,290
♪ And when you get the chance ♪
930
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:50,250
♪ You are the dancing queen ♪
931
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,020
♪ Young and sweet ♪
932
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:57,690
♪ Only seventeen ♪
933
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,690
♪ Dancing queen ♪
934
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,480
♪ Feel the beat ♪
935
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:04,190
♪ From the tambourine ♪
936
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,560
♪ Oh yeah ♪
937
00:42:06,610 --> 00:42:08,230
♪ You can dance ♪
938
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,270
♪ You can dance ♪
939
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,270
♪ You can jive ♪
940
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,370
♪ You can jive ♪
941
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,270
♪ Having the time ♪
942
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,040
♪ Of your life ♪
943
00:42:15,110 --> 00:42:16,710
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
944
00:42:16,770 --> 00:42:19,280
♪ See that girl ♪
945
00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:20,540
♪ Watch that scene ♪
946
00:42:20,610 --> 00:42:23,460
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen... ♪
947
00:42:23,550 --> 00:42:25,670
♪ Dancing dancing ♪
948
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:29,720
♪ Queen... ♪
949
00:42:29,790 --> 00:42:31,840
♪ Diggin' the dancing queen. ♪
950
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,240
951
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,640