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(bell tolling)
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♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ Bop, bop, can't get it... ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ So scared of breaking it ♪
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♪ that you won't let it bend. ♪
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♪ And I wrote 200 letters
I will never send. ♪
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♪ Sometimes these cuts are so
much deeper than they seem. ♪
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♪ You'd rather cover up,
I'd rather let them be. ♪
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♪ So let me be, ♪
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♪ and I'll set you free. ♪
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♪ I am in misery. ♪
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♪ There ain't nobody
who can comfort me. ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah,
why won't you answer me? ♪
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♪ The silence
is slowly killing me. ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
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♪ Girl, you really got me bad. ♪
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♪ You really got me bad... ♪
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♪ Now I'm gonna get you back. ♪
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♪ I'm gonna get you back, yeah. ♪
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♪ You say your faith is shaken, ♪
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♪ and you may be mistaken. ♪
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♪ You keep me wide awake
and waiting for the sun. ♪
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♪ Waiting for the sun... ♪
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♪ I'm desperate and confused, ♪
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♪ so far away from you. ♪
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♪ I'm getting there,
I don't care where. ♪
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♪ I have to roll. ♪
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♪ Why do you do
what you do to me? ♪
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♪ Yeah, why won't you
answer me, answer me? ♪
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♪ Yeah... ♪
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♪ I am in misery. ♪
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♪ There ain't nobody
who can comfort me. ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
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♪ Girl, you really got me bad. ♪
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♪ You really got me bad... ♪
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♪ Now I'm gonna get you back. ♪
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♪ I'm gonna get you back. ♪
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Hey, Regionals? You've just met
our opening number.
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(all cheering)
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That was so good.
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How did you manage to find
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a Burberry-esque
canary cage cover?
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Canaries don't
like cold weather.
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Especially Pavarotti.
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So, what did you
think of the song?
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Can I be really
honest with you?
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Because it comes
from a place of caring.
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Been there, done that.
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Look, you're amazing, Blaine.
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Your solos are breathtaking.
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They're also numerous.
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Kurt, the council decides
who gets the solos.
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Do I detect a little jealousy?
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No, you detect
a lot of jealousy.
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Look, Blaine,
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sometimes I don't feel
like we're the Warblers.
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I feel like we're
Blaine and the Pips.
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Synced By YesCool
Corrected by icephoenix
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(school bell ringing)
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Okay, so, I really
took all of your notes
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from "My Headband" to heart.
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And I... I really
tapped into my pain
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for this second song.
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So come and sit down.
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These are for you.
Just in case.
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It's pretty emotional.
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Don't be afraid,
if you need to...
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Hit it.
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(playing ballad)
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♪ You've got just one egg. ♪
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♪ You're not going
to make an omelet. ♪
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♪ Flying just one way, ♪
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♪ you're not going
to make a jet set. ♪
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♪ Sister, brother,
wherefore art thou? ♪
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♪ No need for bunk beds
in my bedroom now. ♪
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♪ Oh, damn you, Dads. ♪
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♪ Why did you settle
for only me? ♪
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♪ I'm an only child. ♪
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♪ More than enough for them,
but not enough for me. ♪
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♪ Only child, only child,
only child... ♪
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♪ The only Berry
on my family tree. ♪
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It's called "Only Child."
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Yeah, I got that. Uh...
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It's better than "My Headband,"
that's for sure.
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But it...
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It still feels like you're
just playing scared.
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You're only dealing
with the easy pain.
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You got to get to
the hard stuff.
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That's what's relatable
to everybody.
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I... I'm perfectly capable
of accessing my pain.
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- I cry every time I sing a solo.
- Exactly.
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When you sing, I can feel it.
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I guess you just got to go
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inside yourself to wherever
the singing comes from,
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and write from there.
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Have you even
ever tried to write a song?
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QUINN:
Sometimes I worry about Finn.
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I mean, how damaged
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does a guy have to be
to be into someone
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as annoying as Rachel?
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Still, he is a good guy,
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and I do really like him.
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He's my first love,
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and first loves are forever.
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And another thing,
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without him I'm never going
to get one of these.
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I know what you're thinking.
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"Prom queen?
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"You're smart and super pretty
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"and relatively sane
for a girl.
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Does being prom queen
really matter to you?"
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Well, it does.
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Prom queens live, on average,
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five years longer
than regular people.
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It's probably
because they smile a lot,
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and smiling has been proven
to ward off diseases.
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But I can't do it without Finn.
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He's a shoo-in for prom king,
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and after winning the big game,
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he'll help me land
crucial swing votes.
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Amazingly, the only person
standing in my way
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is her and her damn talent.
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If I'm going to guarantee
that he doesn't stray with her,
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I'm going to have
to play it right.
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They say,
"Keep your friends close,
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but your enemies closer."
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Well, Rachel Berry,
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you just got yourself
a new best friend.
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(Kurt whistling,
Pavarotti singing)
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(whistling continues,
singing stops)
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Pavarotti?
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(boys clamoring angrily)
Warblers! Warblers! I am merely suggesting
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that instead of wearing blue
ties with red piping,
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we wear jackets with red ties
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and blue piping
for the competition.
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This is a kangaroo court!
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(conversation stops)
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Kurt, what's wrong?
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It's Pavarotti.
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Pavarotti is dead.
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I suspect a stroke.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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I know it's really stupid to
be upset about a bird, but...
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He... He inspired me
with his optimism,
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and his love of song.
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He was my friend.
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Now, I know today we need
to practice doo-wopping
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behind Blaine while
he sings every solo
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in the medley of P!nk songs,
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but I'd like to sing a
song for Pavarotti today.
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("Blackbird" begins)
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♪ Blackbird singing
in the dead of night, ♪
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♪ take these broken wings
and learn to fly. ♪
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♪ All your life, ♪
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♪ you were only waiting
for this moment to arise. ♪
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(Warblers gently vocalizing)
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♪ Blackbird singing
in the dead of night, ♪
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♪ take these sunken eyes
and learn to see. ♪
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♪ All your life, ♪
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♪ you were only waiting
for this moment to be free. ♪
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♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪
♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪
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♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪
♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪
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♪ Into the light
of the dark black night. ♪
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♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪
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♪ Ah... ♪
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, bom... ♪
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♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da... ♪
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♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da... ♪
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♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪
♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪
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♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪
♪ Blackbird, fly, fly... ♪
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♪ Into the light
of the dark black night. ♪
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♪ Blackbird, fly... ♪
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♪ You were only waiting
for this moment to arise. ♪
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♪ You were only waiting
for this moment to arise. ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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(sobbing):
Thank you.
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(bell ringing)
Guys, I've got some bad news.
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You know how
we decided on "Sing"
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by My Chemical Romance
for Regionals?
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Well, I hold in my hand a cease
and desist letter from the band.
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We can't do it.
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It was the perfect anthem.
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How much do you want to bet
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Coach Sylvester has something
to do with this?
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One step ahead of you.
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Do you know
anything about this, Sue?
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I do. Now,
I met the drummer
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from My Chemical Romance at a
drum circle at Daytona Beach,
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Spring Break, 1996.
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We had a brief affair.
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And when I heard of your
song choice for Regionals,
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well, I was compelled
to notify the band
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about your long-running
legal battle with PETA.
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That is not true.
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You took away my Cheerios!
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Consider this the opening
salvo of World War Sue.
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So what are we going to do now?
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I think we should write
original songs for Regionals.
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SANTANA: All those in favor of
voting Rachel down a second time?
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No. I think
Rachel is right.
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This team works best
when we push ourselves
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and do something
a little different.
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That's true, but if all the other teams
are doing amazing songs
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we're not going to be so good.
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QUINN: You're right.
We're not going to be as good.
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We're going to be better.
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We won't be using
other people's words or music.
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It'll be our own.
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Our own heart, soul,
not just our voices.
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We have a really
talented songwriter
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in our midst. Rachel.
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I was thinking maybe you and I
could write a song together.
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I'm with Quinn and Rachel.
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I mean, if these two
can agree on something,
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it's probably an idea
worth considering.
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Wait, wait, so suddenly,
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you two are writing the music
for Regionals? No way.
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I think that everyone should
get a chance to write a song.
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Santana's right.
We can do this.
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What do you think,
Mr. Shue?
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I think we're doing original
songs for Regionals.
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(school bell ringing)
Hey.
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Can I ask you a question?
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We used to be really close,
and I really miss being your friend.
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Still waiting for the question.
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- Did I do something wrong?
- No. Look, I don't know.
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Did you?
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All I know is you blew me off
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to be with
Stumbles McCripplepants.
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That's fine.
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It's your loss.
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'Cause now I get
the chance to write
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an awesome heterosexual
song about Sam
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that we're going
to sing at Regionals.
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Wait, you're still dating Sam?
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But you told me you
were in love with me.
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I honestly don't know
what I was thinking.
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Look, can you stop
staring at me?
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I can't remember
my locker combo.
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Well, well.
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If it isn't Tweedle-Dumb
and Tweedle-Fake-Boobs.
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You know, you can't
talk to us like that.
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You're not our cheer
coach anymore.
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I'm not anybody's
cheer-leading coach anymore.
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You betrayed me,
and in case you haven't heard,
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I like to play dirty.
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00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:13,704
(both screaming)
254
00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:17,742
(coughing)
255
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,627
I don't even remember
putting that in there.
256
00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:21,045
(bell ringing, Brittany groans)
257
00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:23,364
You know,
I think Blaine's version
258
00:11:23,365 --> 00:11:25,132
of the song is actually
better than the original.
259
00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,751
But it's not
in his natural key, so...
260
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,470
- How dare you.
- Enough. I'm tired of this.
261
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,755
I agree.
I think we should just
262
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,206
let you pick the song
that you want to sing.
263
00:11:32,207 --> 00:11:35,526
No, I'm tired of the Warblers
being all about me.
264
00:11:35,527 --> 00:11:36,894
David, please make
sure everything
265
00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,596
I'm about to say goes down
in the official minutes.
266
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,882
We are going to lose
at Regionals.
267
00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:44,268
- What?!
- I am incredibly grateful
268
00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:46,537
for the belief you've all given me,
as a junior member,
269
00:11:46,538 --> 00:11:48,055
to lead you all in these
wonderful songs this year.
270
00:11:48,056 --> 00:11:51,025
But, from what Kurt has told me
about New Directions,
271
00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:53,778
I just know I can't
beat them on my own.
272
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:56,414
Which is why I propose
that we rearrange
273
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,233
our 11:00 number
and turn it into a duet.
274
00:11:59,234 --> 00:12:00,534
(loud grumbling)
275
00:12:00,535 --> 00:12:02,236
To showcase other
talent in this group.
276
00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:03,170
Why don't we just
play it on kazoos?
277
00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:04,338
Point of order! Point of order!
278
00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:06,841
Now, we all lost one
of our own this week.
279
00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:08,342
Pavarotti's voice was
silenced by death,
280
00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:12,463
and I don't want to silence
anyone else's voices in this group.
281
00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:14,465
I think Pavarotti
would roll over
282
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:15,600
in his tiny, tiny,
little grave.
283
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,802
The placement of which
has yet to be determined.
284
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,253
All right, a vote.
285
00:12:19,254 --> 00:12:21,772
Who's in favor
of Warbler Blaine's proposal
286
00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:23,924
for a dual lead at Regionals?
287
00:12:27,195 --> 00:12:28,863
Oh, can I put my name
on the audition list?
288
00:12:28,864 --> 00:12:30,264
No.
289
00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:31,432
No auditions.
290
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,935
I want
to sing the duet with Kurt.
291
00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:37,538
That's ridiculous.
292
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,323
I mean, there are
so many great voices.
293
00:12:39,324 --> 00:12:41,075
I mean, everyone deserves
a shot at that honor.
294
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:43,744
All in favor of Kurt being my
duet partner at Regionals?
295
00:12:47,049 --> 00:12:48,582
Decided.
296
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:49,834
Congratulations, Kurt.
297
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,618
BOY: Congratulations.
(applause)
298
00:12:51,619 --> 00:12:53,838
(school bell ringing)
299
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,724
All right, guys, let's hear it for
our first songwriting seminar.
300
00:12:56,725 --> 00:12:59,293
(cheers and applause)
301
00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:00,794
While Quinn and Rachel
are hard at work,
302
00:13:00,795 --> 00:13:02,513
we're gonna try to write
an anthem of our own.
303
00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:05,299
Now, these are rhyming
dictionaries for all of you.
304
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,767
Mr. Shue?
305
00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:09,236
Tina and I have been already
working on a song that I wrote.
306
00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:10,971
Really?
That's amazing.
307
00:13:10,972 --> 00:13:12,657
Well, can we hear it?
308
00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:17,078
(cheering)
309
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:18,829
This is a song
that I wrote for Sam.
310
00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:19,997
It's called,
"Trouty Mouth."
311
00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:23,284
- Wait, what's it called?
- "Trouty Mouth."
312
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:26,253
(soft, bluesy ballad begins)
313
00:13:29,257 --> 00:13:34,661
♪ Guppy face, ♪
314
00:13:34,662 --> 00:13:40,935
♪ trouty mouth. ♪
315
00:13:40,936 --> 00:13:43,688
♪ Is that
how people's lips look ♪
316
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:47,892
♪ where you come from
in the South? ♪
317
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:58,185
♪ Grouper mouth, ♪
318
00:13:59,821 --> 00:14:05,793
♪ froggy lips. ♪
319
00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:11,966
♪ I love sucking
on those salamander lips. ♪
320
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:18,339
♪ Want to put a fish hook
in those lips so cherry red. ♪
321
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,808
♪ If you tried hard enough, ♪
322
00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:24,478
♪ you could suck
a baby's head. ♪
323
00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:26,713
♪ Whoo! ♪
324
00:14:26,714 --> 00:14:28,382
Okay. Can we stop?
325
00:14:28,383 --> 00:14:30,101
- Stop with the mouth jokes.
- Sit down. I'm not finished.
326
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,653
Yes, you are. Mr. Shue,
we're not doing a song at Regionals
327
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,388
- called "Trouty Mouth."
- You know what?
328
00:14:34,389 --> 00:14:35,722
I have to agree
with Sam on this one.
329
00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:37,408
But such a good first effort.
330
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,725
I just don't think
it's got the, um,
331
00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:40,745
epic feel we need
for Regionals.
332
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,079
Mr. Shue?
I wrote a song, too.
333
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,564
I wrote it for Lauren.
334
00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:46,250
I know that when I sang
"Fat-Bottomed Girls,"
335
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:47,618
it might have hurt
her feelings a little bit,
336
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:50,621
but I think this
makes up for it.
337
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:52,072
It's got a bit of
a rockabilly feel,
338
00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:54,091
so it could give us
an edge this weekend.
339
00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:56,127
All right. Show
us what you got.
340
00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:00,297
It's called "Big Ass... Heart."
341
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,515
(chuckles)
342
00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:03,517
(rock rhythm begins)
343
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:10,808
♪ My girl went to the doctor ♪
344
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,693
♪ 'cause her heart
had palpitations. ♪
345
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:15,112
♪ Said, "Cut the carbs"
or else she'd end up ♪
346
00:15:15,113 --> 00:15:16,614
♪ pushin' up carnations. ♪
347
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,232
♪ She stepped up on the scale ♪
348
00:15:18,233 --> 00:15:20,534
♪ and the doctor said,
"Oh, Lordy! ♪
349
00:15:20,535 --> 00:15:22,653
♪ "If you don't drop
a few, girl, ♪
350
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:25,072
♪ you won't make it
past age forty." ♪
351
00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:27,908
♪ My girl said, "Hey,
looky on that fancy X ray chart." ♪
352
00:15:27,909 --> 00:15:29,877
♪ Said the doctor, "Holy hell, ♪
353
00:15:29,878 --> 00:15:32,246
♪ "that's one GD
big-ass heart." ♪
354
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:33,714
♪ I'm tellin' you, my friend, ♪
355
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,450
♪ my girl's got
a big-ass heart. ♪
356
00:15:36,451 --> 00:15:38,169
♪ When she shops
for groceries ♪
357
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,554
♪ that heart gets
its own damn cart. ♪
358
00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:42,556
♪ That big-ass heart
can pump two tons ♪
359
00:15:42,557 --> 00:15:44,175
♪ of love through her chest, ♪
360
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:48,128
♪ and then sit down and win
a lovin' pie-eating contest. ♪
361
00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:52,099
♪ I love that big-ass heart
so much I think it isn't fair. ♪
362
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,967
♪ Like how your heart
won't pay me back ♪
363
00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:55,019
♪ for breaking all my chairs. ♪
364
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,970
♪ So sick with love, ♪
365
00:15:56,971 --> 00:15:59,240
♪ I think I'm coming down
with rickets. ♪
366
00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:01,659
♪ When that big-ass heart
flies coach ♪
367
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:06,080
♪ it has to pay
for two plane tickets. ♪
368
00:16:06,081 --> 00:16:07,498
♪ Oh, that big-ass heart... ♪
369
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:12,703
♪ Oh, that big-ass heart... ♪
370
00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,821
(song ends)
371
00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,040
(applause)
372
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,424
All right, guys, well,
373
00:16:17,425 --> 00:16:18,959
let's, uh, let's make Puck's
song a contender,
374
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,327
but I don't totally
think we're there yet.
375
00:16:20,328 --> 00:16:22,680
So, everyone, look at your
rhyming dictionaries,
376
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,715
and let's work on banging out
some songs that rock.
377
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,934
(bell ringing)
378
00:16:26,935 --> 00:16:28,435
What do you want
to wear to prom?
379
00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:29,836
Prom? What?
380
00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:31,004
Look, I know you're
excited about Regionals.
381
00:16:31,005 --> 00:16:32,439
So am I.
Wasn't I the one
382
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,726
that supported Rachel's
crazy original song idea?
383
00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:37,695
Yeah. That was cool, by the way.
384
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,480
But whether we win
that or even Nationals,
385
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,615
it's not going to put you
and I back where we belong.
386
00:16:41,616 --> 00:16:43,450
- Which is where?
- On top.
387
00:16:43,451 --> 00:16:45,352
- On top of what?
- We need to get elected
388
00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:46,620
for prom king and queen.
389
00:16:46,621 --> 00:16:48,689
It's the ultimate status symbol.
390
00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:50,708
So after Regionals,
we'll go public
391
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,794
with our relationship,
and start the campaign.
392
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,714
I don't think
that's a good idea.
393
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,832
Why?
394
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,751
Because of Rachel?
395
00:17:00,752 --> 00:17:02,336
She's really fragile right now.
396
00:17:02,337 --> 00:17:03,587
I just think we should wait
until after Nationals.
397
00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:05,673
Okay, first,
it was after Regionals.
398
00:17:05,674 --> 00:17:07,174
Now it's after Nationals?
399
00:17:07,175 --> 00:17:08,475
Do you want to be
in this relationship or not?
400
00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:11,762
Whoa. Scary Quinn.
Okay. Uh...
401
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,765
- After Regionals.
- After Regionals.
402
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,908
(bell ringing)
403
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,511
What's that?
404
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:37,463
I'm decorating
Pavarotti's casket.
405
00:17:37,464 --> 00:17:38,932
Well, finish up.
406
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,967
I have the perfect song for our number,
and we should practice.
407
00:17:40,968 --> 00:17:42,018
Do tell.
408
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,155
"Candles" by Hey Monday.
409
00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:46,823
I'm impressed.
410
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:48,441
You're usually so Top 40.
411
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,746
Well, I just wanted something
a little more emotional.
412
00:17:57,168 --> 00:18:00,453
Why did you pick me
to sing that song with?
413
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:06,492
Kurt, there is a moment...
414
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,996
When you say to yourself,
415
00:18:09,997 --> 00:18:12,132
"Oh, there you are.
416
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,185
I've been looking
for you forever."
417
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:23,143
Watching you do
"Blackbird" this week...
418
00:18:25,196 --> 00:18:27,764
That was a moment for me.
419
00:18:27,765 --> 00:18:29,733
About you.
420
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,989
You move me, Kurt.
421
00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:40,043
And this duet
would just be an excuse
422
00:18:40,044 --> 00:18:42,328
to spend more time with you.
423
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,235
(chuckles)
424
00:19:05,236 --> 00:19:08,188
Um, we should...
We should practice.
425
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,190
I thought we were.
426
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:15,745
(upbeat pop melody begins)
427
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,087
♪ Momma said,
"Get yo ass out of bed." ♪
428
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:26,405
♪ I said, "Hell to the no." ♪
429
00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:31,177
♪ Said, "Wash yo
grandma's nasty head." ♪
430
00:19:31,178 --> 00:19:33,179
♪ I said, "Hell to the no." ♪
431
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,914
♪ Oh! ♪
432
00:19:34,915 --> 00:19:38,718
♪ They tried
to take away my tots. ♪
433
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,354
♪ I said, "Hell to the no." ♪
434
00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:42,772
♪ Yeah! ♪
435
00:19:42,773 --> 00:19:45,058
♪ 'Cause I'm the one
that calls the shots, ♪
436
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:48,061
♪ and I say, "Hell to the no." ♪
437
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,230
♪ Oh! ♪
438
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,266
♪ Try to make me
change my weave? ♪
439
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,785
♪ Well, I got something
up my sleeve. ♪
440
00:19:55,786 --> 00:19:58,938
♪ It's a whole lotta
whoa, oh, oh... ♪
441
00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:03,126
♪ Oh, oh, hell to the no,
no, no, no, no, no... ♪
442
00:20:03,127 --> 00:20:05,879
♪ No, no, I said
whoa, oh, oh... ♪
443
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,383
♪ Oh, oh, hell to the no,
no, no, no, no, no... ♪
444
00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:12,051
♪ No, no... ♪
445
00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:14,504
♪ Tell me I should
eat my Wheaties. ♪
446
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,005
♪ You know what? ♪
447
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,725
♪ Hell to the no. ♪
♪ Hell to the no. ♪
448
00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:22,762
♪ Tell me I'll come down
with diabetes. ♪
449
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,797
♪ Hell to the no, oh, oh... ♪
450
00:20:24,798 --> 00:20:26,182
♪ Hell to the no. ♪
451
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,652
♪ Try to make me
change my eats. ♪
452
00:20:29,653 --> 00:20:32,405
♪ But, baby,
that just isn't me. ♪
453
00:20:32,406 --> 00:20:35,308
♪ I'm a whole lot of
whoa, oh, oh... ♪
454
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:38,111
♪ Oh, oh, hell to the no, no... ♪
455
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,997
♪ No, no, no, no... ♪
♪ No, no, no, no... ♪
456
00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,983
♪ Take me, you can leave me,
but I won't ever change. ♪
457
00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:48,004
♪ If you don't like the rules,
don't play my game. ♪
458
00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:51,674
♪ Time for me
to get R-E-S-P-E-C-T. ♪
459
00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:54,327
♪ But if I don't,
it's all in me. ♪
460
00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:55,712
♪ Hey... ♪
461
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,097
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
462
00:20:58,098 --> 00:21:00,850
♪ Hell to the no,
no, no, no, no, no... ♪
463
00:21:00,851 --> 00:21:03,603
♪ No, no... ♪
♪ Aw, hell to the no. ♪
464
00:21:03,604 --> 00:21:06,339
(cheers and applause)
Mercedes.
465
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,024
Really, really good.
466
00:21:08,025 --> 00:21:09,025
- Thank you.
- But, um...
467
00:21:09,026 --> 00:21:10,343
"But," my butt, Mr. Shue.
468
00:21:10,344 --> 00:21:12,645
- That song was amazing.
- No, I agree.
469
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,197
I'm just not sure that
it's Regionals material.
470
00:21:14,198 --> 00:21:16,149
(sighs)
Mr. Shue,
471
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,450
I wrote another verse
of "Trouty Mouth."
472
00:21:17,451 --> 00:21:19,319
No, no, no.
Guys, guys.
473
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,620
Just... Just think about it.
474
00:21:20,621 --> 00:21:22,021
What's your favorite
song of all time?
475
00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:23,907
- "My Headband."
- Alanis Morissette's
476
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,524
- "You Oughta Know."
- "What's Going On," Marvin Gaye.
477
00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:27,293
Puckerman, you're on a roll.
478
00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:28,694
Okay, and what are
all those songs about?
479
00:21:28,695 --> 00:21:29,712
Headbands.
480
00:21:29,713 --> 00:21:32,999
All these songs
come from a place of pain.
481
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,368
The greatest songs
are about hurt,
482
00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:37,053
and that's the
side of yourselves
483
00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:38,371
I want you to get
in touch with.
484
00:21:38,372 --> 00:21:39,639
That should be easy.
485
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,057
Coach Sylvester
tortures us for no reason
486
00:21:41,058 --> 00:21:43,209
and tries to get the entire
school to hate us.
487
00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:45,845
Yesterday, she filled Britt's
and my locker with dirt.
488
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,564
Okay. Okay, slow down.
Slow down.
489
00:21:48,565 --> 00:21:49,766
She literally
throws sticks at me.
490
00:21:51,902 --> 00:21:55,054
- What are you doing?
- Throwing sticks at your head.
491
00:21:55,055 --> 00:21:57,073
I'm going to crush
you at Regionals.
492
00:21:57,074 --> 00:21:58,391
Okay, what else? What else?
493
00:21:58,392 --> 00:22:00,076
She called
the Ohio Secretary of State,
494
00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:01,494
saying she was me
and that I want
495
00:22:01,495 --> 00:22:02,895
to legally change my name
to "Tina Cohen-Loser."
496
00:22:02,896 --> 00:22:04,397
She...
497
00:22:04,398 --> 00:22:05,581
(sighs)
498
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,637
Okay, and how does
that make you feel?
499
00:22:10,638 --> 00:22:14,324
Well, at first it hurts, but...
500
00:22:14,325 --> 00:22:16,742
Then it mostly makes
you want to win.
501
00:22:16,743 --> 00:22:18,011
Guys...
502
00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:20,013
I think you may have
just found your song.
503
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,020
Now let's get to writing.
504
00:22:27,021 --> 00:22:28,638
(school bell ringing,
piano playing)
505
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,259
- You're late.
- We're friends, right?
506
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,894
- Yeah, I guess so.
- I mean, like
507
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,063
everything happened last year.
508
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,481
You gave your baby to my mom.
509
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,999
We kind of bonded
over it, right?
510
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,900
What's your point?
511
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,569
My point is... Is that
I know we haven't spent
512
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,821
a lot of time
together this year,
513
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:47,440
but I thought that
we were close enough
514
00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:48,825
to be honest with each other.
515
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:52,328
- Go ahead, ask me.
- Fine.
516
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,663
Are you and Finn together?
517
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,598
Yes.
518
00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:57,300
It's been a couple of weeks.
519
00:22:57,301 --> 00:22:59,419
It's like Groundhog's Day
with you, Rachel.
520
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,671
How many times do you have
to make the same mistake
521
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,056
to realize it's not going
to work out?
522
00:23:04,624 --> 00:23:06,625
Thank you for being
honest with me, Quinn,
523
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,344
and... And I'm happy
for you and Finn,
524
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,446
but don't go and try
to rewrite history, okay?
525
00:23:10,447 --> 00:23:13,266
It was real between us.
He chose me over you.
526
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,018
And how long did that last for?
527
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:19,022
Why are you being so mean?
528
00:23:24,628 --> 00:23:26,996
Do you want to know
how this story plays out?
529
00:23:28,482 --> 00:23:31,484
I get Finn, you get heartbroken,
530
00:23:31,485 --> 00:23:35,254
and then Finn and I stay here
and start a family.
531
00:23:35,255 --> 00:23:39,926
I'll become a successful
real estate agent,
532
00:23:39,927 --> 00:23:43,596
and Finn will take over
Kurt's dad's tire shop.
533
00:23:43,597 --> 00:23:45,998
(voice breaking):
You don't belong here, Rachel,
534
00:23:45,999 --> 00:23:47,767
and you can't hate me
for helping
535
00:23:47,768 --> 00:23:49,435
to send you on your way.
536
00:23:49,436 --> 00:23:51,471
No.
537
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,556
I'm not giving up on Finn.
538
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,774
It's not over between us.
539
00:23:54,775 --> 00:23:55,942
Yes, it is!
540
00:23:55,943 --> 00:23:58,010
You're so frustrating,
541
00:23:58,011 --> 00:24:00,346
and that is why you can't
write a good song...
542
00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:03,516
Because you live in this
little schoolgirl fantasy of life.
543
00:24:03,517 --> 00:24:06,285
Rachel, if you keep looking
for that happy ending,
544
00:24:06,286 --> 00:24:08,187
then you are never going
to get it right.
545
00:24:08,188 --> 00:24:09,655
So we're done with that,
546
00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:11,324
and why don't we just
return to our work, okay?
547
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,126
(sighs)
548
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,329
(playing notes)
549
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:20,249
No, I think I'm gonna write
this song on my own.
550
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,975
(piano tune continues)
551
00:24:39,685 --> 00:24:41,269
SUE: Hey, buddy, you getting
ready to load up the bus
552
00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:43,304
and head off to Regionals?
553
00:24:43,305 --> 00:24:44,972
- Awesome.
- You seem awfully chipper.
554
00:24:44,973 --> 00:24:46,224
Oh, I am, William,
555
00:24:46,225 --> 00:24:48,609
I am positively drunk
with confidence.
556
00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:51,946
In fact, I am so sure
of my Glee Club's impending win,
557
00:24:51,947 --> 00:24:53,648
I'm gonna drop
a little turdlet on you.
558
00:24:53,649 --> 00:24:55,483
I lied to you last week, William.
559
00:24:55,484 --> 00:24:58,619
I forged that letter
from My Chemical Romance.
560
00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,371
Also, I didn't sleep
with their drummer.
561
00:25:00,372 --> 00:25:01,405
The drummer I slept with
562
00:25:01,406 --> 00:25:03,040
was that guy
from Jimmy Eat World.
563
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:05,576
Actually, Sue,
I'm glad you lied.
564
00:25:05,577 --> 00:25:07,495
Gave my kids the
opportunity to try
565
00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:09,714
- their hand at songwriting.
- Oh, so you're trying to lose.
566
00:25:09,715 --> 00:25:12,967
You have an awful lot
of confidence for a rookie, Sue.
567
00:25:12,968 --> 00:25:16,053
William, while your kids
are singing songs about
568
00:25:16,054 --> 00:25:18,222
blackheads and eczema,
569
00:25:18,223 --> 00:25:19,991
I will be unleashing a set list
570
00:25:19,992 --> 00:25:22,710
custom-made for that
panel of judges.
571
00:25:22,711 --> 00:25:24,228
ANNOUNCER:
And now,
572
00:25:24,229 --> 00:25:28,382
our judges for the 2011 Midwest
Regional Show Choir Competition.
573
00:25:28,383 --> 00:25:33,104
Local broadcasting legend and
man about town Rod Remington!
574
00:25:36,325 --> 00:25:38,826
Recent Tea Party candidate
and home-schooler
575
00:25:38,827 --> 00:25:42,229
Tammy Jean Albertson!
576
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:48,419
And former exotic dancer
and current Carmelite nun,
577
00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,505
author of the upcoming Lima
Press memoir Habit to Habit,
578
00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:53,374
Sister Mary Constance!
579
00:25:54,877 --> 00:25:56,677
And now,
from Westvale High School,
580
00:25:56,678 --> 00:26:02,216
let's have a warm welcome for
Aural Intensity!
581
00:26:02,217 --> 00:26:04,302
(Sonseed's "Jesus ls My Friend"
begins)
582
00:26:06,755 --> 00:26:08,439
♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪
583
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:09,557
♪ Jesus is my friend. ♪
584
00:26:09,558 --> 00:26:11,275
♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪
585
00:26:11,276 --> 00:26:13,093
♪ I have a friend in Jesus. ♪
586
00:26:13,094 --> 00:26:14,228
♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪
587
00:26:14,229 --> 00:26:15,780
♪ Jesus is my friend. ♪
588
00:26:15,781 --> 00:26:18,449
♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪
589
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,868
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ He taught me how to live ♪
590
00:26:20,869 --> 00:26:22,102
♪ my life as it should be. ♪
591
00:26:22,103 --> 00:26:23,938
♪ He taught me
how to turn my cheek ♪
592
00:26:23,939 --> 00:26:25,105
♪ when people laugh at me. ♪
593
00:26:25,106 --> 00:26:26,374
♪ I've had friends before, ♪
594
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,609
♪ and I can tell you that ♪
595
00:26:28,610 --> 00:26:30,578
♪ He's one
who will never leave you flat. ♪
596
00:26:30,579 --> 00:26:31,612
♪ Hallelujah! ♪
597
00:26:31,613 --> 00:26:33,381
♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪
598
00:26:33,382 --> 00:26:34,615
♪ Jesus is my friend. ♪
599
00:26:34,616 --> 00:26:37,952
♪ Jesus is a friend of mine. ♪
600
00:26:37,953 --> 00:26:41,555
♪ Friend of mine, friend of mine,
friend of mine, whoo! ♪
601
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:43,591
(cheering and applause)
602
00:26:57,322 --> 00:26:59,857
Has anyone ever
literally died on stage?
603
00:26:59,858 --> 00:27:02,693
Are you nervous?
604
00:27:02,694 --> 00:27:04,311
Please don't judge me.
605
00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:06,464
This is the first time
I've had a solo
606
00:27:06,465 --> 00:27:08,449
in front
of a competition audience.
607
00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:10,701
I have this nightmare that
I'm going to forget the lyrics
608
00:27:10,702 --> 00:27:12,169
or I'm going to sing
609
00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:13,621
and nothing is
going to come out.
610
00:27:13,622 --> 00:27:15,923
(chuckles)
611
00:27:15,924 --> 00:27:18,292
Okay, you can judge me.
612
00:27:18,293 --> 00:27:19,961
I think it's adorable.
613
00:27:19,962 --> 00:27:22,296
I think you're adorable,
614
00:27:22,297 --> 00:27:24,715
and the only people that are
going to be dying tonight
615
00:27:24,716 --> 00:27:26,350
are the people
in that audience,
616
00:27:26,351 --> 00:27:30,004
because you and I are going
to kill this thing.
617
00:27:30,005 --> 00:27:32,139
- Come on, let's go.
- ANNOUNCER: And now, from Westerville, Ohio,
618
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,226
the Dalton Academy Warblers!
619
00:27:35,227 --> 00:27:37,228
(applause)
620
00:27:40,015 --> 00:27:45,569
♪ Doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo... ♪
621
00:27:45,570 --> 00:27:49,240
♪ Doo doo doo doo
doo doo... ♪
622
00:27:49,241 --> 00:27:52,243
♪ The power lines went out ♪
623
00:27:52,244 --> 00:27:55,012
♪ and I am all alone. ♪
624
00:27:55,013 --> 00:27:57,498
♪ But I don't really care at all. ♪
625
00:27:57,499 --> 00:28:00,468
♪ Not answering my phone. ♪
626
00:28:00,469 --> 00:28:03,087
♪ All the games you played, ♪
627
00:28:03,088 --> 00:28:05,473
♪ the promises you made. ♪
628
00:28:05,474 --> 00:28:07,758
♪ Couldn't finish
what you started. ♪
629
00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:11,929
♪ Only darkness still remains. ♪
630
00:28:11,930 --> 00:28:17,902
♪ Lost sight, couldn't see ♪
631
00:28:17,903 --> 00:28:20,938
♪ when it was you and me. ♪
632
00:28:20,939 --> 00:28:23,991
BOTH:
♪ Blow the candles out. ♪
633
00:28:23,992 --> 00:28:27,661
♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪
634
00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:32,016
♪ I'm beginning
to see the light. ♪
635
00:28:32,017 --> 00:28:34,869
♪ Blow the candles out. ♪
636
00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:39,206
♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪
637
00:28:39,207 --> 00:28:43,210
♪ But I think
I'll be all right. ♪
638
00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:48,466
♪ One day, you will wake up ♪
639
00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:53,420
♪ with nothing but your sorrys. ♪
640
00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:56,974
♪ Someday... ♪
♪ And someday ♪
641
00:28:56,975 --> 00:28:58,692
♪ you will get back ♪
642
00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:05,366
♪ everything you gave me... ♪
643
00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:07,434
♪ Blow the candles out. ♪
644
00:29:07,435 --> 00:29:12,039
♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪
645
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,377
♪ I'm beginning
to see the light. ♪
646
00:29:16,378 --> 00:29:18,562
♪ Blow the candles out. ♪
♪ Candles out... ♪
647
00:29:18,563 --> 00:29:23,000
♪ Looks like a solo tonight. ♪
♪ Solo tonight... ♪
648
00:29:23,001 --> 00:29:29,723
♪ But I think
I'll be all right. ♪
649
00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:33,010
(cheering and applause)
650
00:29:45,941 --> 00:29:47,691
♪ Right, right,
turn off the lights. ♪
651
00:29:47,692 --> 00:29:49,276
♪ We gonna lose
our minds tonight. ♪
652
00:29:49,277 --> 00:29:51,645
♪ What's the dealie, yo? ♪
653
00:29:51,646 --> 00:29:53,781
(Warblers vocalizing)
654
00:29:53,782 --> 00:29:55,416
♪ I love when it's
all too much. ♪
655
00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:57,484
♪ 5:00 a.m., turn the radio up. ♪
656
00:29:57,485 --> 00:30:01,321
♪ Where's the rock and roll? ♪
657
00:30:01,322 --> 00:30:05,042
♪ Party crasher,
penny snatcher. ♪
658
00:30:05,043 --> 00:30:08,762
♪ Call me up
if you are gangsta. ♪
659
00:30:08,763 --> 00:30:12,967
♪ Don't be fancy,
just get dancey. ♪
660
00:30:12,968 --> 00:30:15,836
♪ Why so serious? ♪
661
00:30:15,837 --> 00:30:17,337
♪ So raise your glass ♪
662
00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:20,340
♪ if you are wrong
in all the right ways. ♪
663
00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:23,394
♪ All my underdogs, ♪
664
00:30:23,395 --> 00:30:25,146
♪ we will never be, never be ♪
665
00:30:25,147 --> 00:30:31,202
♪ anything but loud and
nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. ♪
666
00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:34,905
♪ Won't you come on and come on
and raise your glass? ♪
667
00:30:34,906 --> 00:30:38,993
♪ Just come on and come on
and raise your glass. ♪
668
00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:40,794
♪ Raise your glass... ♪
669
00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:45,583
♪ So if you're
too school for cool ♪
670
00:30:45,584 --> 00:30:49,036
♪ and you're treated
like a fool... ♪
671
00:30:49,037 --> 00:30:50,504
♪ Like a fool... ♪
672
00:30:50,505 --> 00:30:53,257
♪ You could choose
to let it go. ♪
673
00:30:53,258 --> 00:30:54,308
♪ Let it go... ♪
674
00:30:54,309 --> 00:30:56,727
♪ We can always, we can always ♪
675
00:30:56,728 --> 00:31:00,064
♪ party on our own. ♪
676
00:31:00,065 --> 00:31:02,049
♪ So raise your... ♪
677
00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:05,519
♪ So raise your glass
if you are wrong ♪
678
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:06,820
♪ in all the right ways. ♪
679
00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:09,106
♪ All my underdogs, ♪
680
00:31:09,107 --> 00:31:10,658
♪ we will never be, never be ♪
681
00:31:10,659 --> 00:31:16,730
♪ anything but loud and
nitty-gritty dirty little freaks. ♪
682
00:31:16,731 --> 00:31:21,452
♪ Won't you come on and come on
and raise your glass for me? ♪
683
00:31:21,453 --> 00:31:25,789
♪ Just come on and come on
and raise your glass... ♪
684
00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:28,542
♪ For me. ♪
(cheering and applause)
685
00:31:45,052 --> 00:31:47,036
Hey.
686
00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:48,254
Break a leg.
687
00:31:51,058 --> 00:31:53,809
Last time we were here,
you told me you loved me.
688
00:31:57,797 --> 00:31:59,798
I really like your song.
689
00:31:59,799 --> 00:32:04,470
Listen carefully,
because I mean every word of it.
690
00:32:04,471 --> 00:32:06,472
ANNOUNCER: And now,
from William McKinley High
691
00:32:06,473 --> 00:32:10,226
in Lima, Ohio,
the New Directions!
692
00:32:10,227 --> 00:32:12,244
(cheering and applause)
693
00:32:28,895 --> 00:32:31,547
(piano ballad playing)
694
00:32:37,471 --> 00:32:40,723
♪ What have I done? ♪
695
00:32:40,724 --> 00:32:43,392
♪ I wish I could run ♪
696
00:32:43,393 --> 00:32:49,065
♪ away from this ship
going under. ♪
697
00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:51,951
♪ Just trying to help, ♪
698
00:32:51,952 --> 00:32:54,820
♪ hurt everyone else, ♪
699
00:32:54,821 --> 00:32:59,625
♪ now I feel the weight
of the world is ♪
700
00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:05,164
♪ on my shoulders. ♪
701
00:33:05,165 --> 00:33:10,636
♪ What can you do when
your good isn't good enough ♪
702
00:33:10,637 --> 00:33:16,041
♪ and all that you touch
tumbles down? ♪
703
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:22,231
♪ 'Cause my best intentions
keep making a mess of things. ♪
704
00:33:22,232 --> 00:33:27,553
♪ I just wanna fix it somehow. ♪
705
00:33:27,554 --> 00:33:33,492
♪ But how many times
will it take? ♪
706
00:33:33,493 --> 00:33:37,062
♪ Oh, how many times
will it take ♪
707
00:33:37,063 --> 00:33:44,336
♪ for me to get it right? ♪
708
00:33:44,337 --> 00:33:49,074
♪ To get it right? ♪
709
00:33:49,075 --> 00:33:51,594
Oh, my God,
they're doing original songs.
710
00:33:51,595 --> 00:33:57,683
♪ Can I start again
with my faith shaken? ♪
711
00:33:57,684 --> 00:34:03,606
♪ 'Cause I can't go back
and undo this. ♪
712
00:34:03,607 --> 00:34:09,311
♪ I just have to stay
and face my mistakes. ♪
713
00:34:09,312 --> 00:34:13,616
♪ But if I get stronger
and wiser, ♪
714
00:34:13,617 --> 00:34:19,371
♪ I'll get through this. ♪
715
00:34:19,372 --> 00:34:25,211
♪ What can you do when
your good isn't good enough ♪
716
00:34:25,212 --> 00:34:30,282
♪ and all that you touch
tumbles down? ♪
717
00:34:30,283 --> 00:34:35,805
♪ But how many times
will it take? ♪
718
00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:47,132
♪ Oh, how many times will it
take for me to get it right? ♪
719
00:34:48,602 --> 00:34:52,137
♪ So I throw up my fists, ♪
720
00:34:52,138 --> 00:34:55,140
♪ throw a punch in the air ♪
721
00:34:55,141 --> 00:35:00,812
♪ and accept the truth
that sometimes life isn't fair. ♪
722
00:35:00,813 --> 00:35:03,165
♪ Yeah, I'll send out a wish. ♪
723
00:35:03,166 --> 00:35:06,652
♪ Yeah, I'll send up a prayer. ♪
724
00:35:06,653 --> 00:35:14,043
♪ Then finally someone will see
how much I care... ♪
725
00:35:14,044 --> 00:35:19,632
♪ What can you do when
your good isn't good enough? ♪
726
00:35:19,633 --> 00:35:24,970
♪ and all that you touch
tumbles down? ♪
727
00:35:24,971 --> 00:35:30,809
♪ Oh, my best intentions
keep making a mess of things. ♪
728
00:35:30,810 --> 00:35:36,148
♪ I just wanna fix it somehow. ♪
729
00:35:36,149 --> 00:35:41,704
♪ But how many times
will it take? ♪
730
00:35:41,705 --> 00:35:48,410
♪ Oh, how many times
will it take ♪
731
00:35:48,411 --> 00:35:54,366
♪ to get it right? ♪
732
00:35:54,367 --> 00:36:01,540
♪ To get it right? ♪
733
00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:05,644
(loud applause and cheering)
734
00:36:11,184 --> 00:36:15,521
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're the New Directions!
735
00:36:15,522 --> 00:36:18,991
(cheering swells)
736
00:36:18,992 --> 00:36:22,394
(guitars play upbeat
rock intro)
737
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:31,670
♪ Yeah, you may think
that I'm a zero. ♪
738
00:36:31,671 --> 00:36:36,742
♪ But hey, everyone you wanna be
probably started off like me. ♪
739
00:36:36,743 --> 00:36:40,912
♪ You may say that I'm a freak show. ♪
I don't care.
740
00:36:40,913 --> 00:36:43,933
♪ But hey,
give it just a little time. ♪
741
00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:46,218
♪ I bet you're gonna change
your mind. ♪
742
00:36:46,219 --> 00:36:51,056
♪ All of the dirt
you've been throwing my way, ♪
743
00:36:51,057 --> 00:36:53,192
♪ it ain't so hard to take. ♪
744
00:36:53,193 --> 00:36:54,777
♪ That's right. ♪
745
00:36:54,778 --> 00:37:00,065
♪ 'Cause I know one day
you'll be screaming my name, ♪
746
00:37:00,066 --> 00:37:02,451
♪ and I'll just look away. ♪
(cheering)
747
00:37:02,452 --> 00:37:04,403
♪ That's right. ♪
Whoo!
748
00:37:04,404 --> 00:37:06,789
♪ Just go ahead and hate on me
and run your mouth ♪
749
00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:09,041
♪ so everyone can hear. ♪
750
00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:11,076
♪ Hit me with the worst you got
and knock me down. ♪
751
00:37:11,077 --> 00:37:12,911
♪ Baby, I don't care. ♪
752
00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:16,165
♪ Keep it up and soon enough
you'll figure out ♪
753
00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,967
♪ you wanna be... ♪
754
00:37:17,968 --> 00:37:22,721
♪ You wanna be a loser like me. ♪
755
00:37:22,722 --> 00:37:24,390
(rhythmic clapping)
756
00:37:24,391 --> 00:37:27,292
♪ A loser like me. ♪
757
00:37:27,293 --> 00:37:30,262
♪ Push me up
against the locker, ♪
758
00:37:30,263 --> 00:37:33,932
♪ and hey,
all I do is shake it off. ♪
759
00:37:33,933 --> 00:37:35,801
♪ I'll get you back
when I'm your boss. ♪
760
00:37:35,802 --> 00:37:40,155
♪ I'm not thinking
'bout you haters, ♪
761
00:37:40,156 --> 00:37:43,275
♪ 'Cause hey,
I could be a superstar. ♪
762
00:37:43,276 --> 00:37:44,810
♪ I'll see you
when you wash my car. ♪
763
00:37:44,811 --> 00:37:50,332
♪ All of the dirt
you've been throwing my way, ♪
764
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,484
♪ it ain't so hard to take. ♪
765
00:37:52,485 --> 00:37:54,003
♪ That's right. ♪
766
00:37:54,004 --> 00:37:59,375
♪ 'Cause I know one day
you'll be screaming my name, ♪
767
00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:01,427
♪ and I'll just look away. ♪
768
00:38:01,428 --> 00:38:02,928
♪ That's right. ♪
(cheering)
769
00:38:02,929 --> 00:38:05,831
♪ Just go ahead and hate on me
and run your mouth ♪
770
00:38:05,832 --> 00:38:07,349
♪ so everyone can hear. ♪
771
00:38:07,350 --> 00:38:10,469
♪ Hit me with the worst you got
and knock me down. ♪
772
00:38:10,470 --> 00:38:12,021
♪ Baby, I don't care. ♪
773
00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:14,857
♪ Keep it up and soon enough
you'll figure out ♪
774
00:38:14,858 --> 00:38:17,276
♪ you wanna be... ♪
775
00:38:17,277 --> 00:38:21,680
♪ You wanna be
a loser like me. ♪
776
00:38:21,681 --> 00:38:24,233
♪ Just go ahead and hate on me
and run your mouth ♪
777
00:38:24,234 --> 00:38:25,684
♪ so everyone can hear. ♪
778
00:38:25,685 --> 00:38:28,487
♪ Hit me with the worst you got
and knock me down. ♪
779
00:38:28,488 --> 00:38:30,021
♪ Baby, I don't care. ♪
780
00:38:30,022 --> 00:38:32,741
♪ Keep it up and soon enough
you'll figure out ♪
781
00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:35,327
♪ you wanna be... ♪
782
00:38:35,328 --> 00:38:39,498
♪ You wanna be a loser like me. ♪
783
00:38:39,499 --> 00:38:42,551
♪ A loser like me. ♪
784
00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:44,837
♪ A loser like me. ♪
785
00:38:44,838 --> 00:38:46,705
(loud applause)
786
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:58,319
Before we start, I would like
to say I am not a witch.
787
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,305
But, um,
I think it's fair to ask.
788
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:03,408
Do we have written proof
that these kids were born
789
00:39:03,409 --> 00:39:04,659
in the United States of America?
790
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:07,061
For a nun, I'm pretty liberal.
791
00:39:09,081 --> 00:39:10,815
But I'm barely a nun.
792
00:39:10,816 --> 00:39:13,484
In fact, I just joined because
I needed a place to live.
793
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,003
Bless you!
794
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:17,822
The convent is the one place I
knew I could stay off the pole.
795
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:20,157
But my question is this.
796
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,159
That Dalton Academy...
Is it a gay school,
797
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,379
or is it just a school
that appears gay?
798
00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:28,216
Could I add a dash of Rod
to this lady soup?
799
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,970
My hairdresser is a gay,
800
00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:34,806
and for fifteen years,
he's been with his partner,
801
00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,841
also a hairdresser.
802
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:39,360
I see no reason why they
shouldn't be allowed to marry
803
00:39:39,361 --> 00:39:41,012
and raise a family
of beautiful wigs.
804
00:39:41,013 --> 00:39:43,448
I liked the duet
the two boys from Dalton sang.
805
00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:44,649
Oh, boys shouldn't do a duet.
806
00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,851
The last thing we need
to do is send a message
807
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,821
to children that "gay is okay."
808
00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,990
It is not
a legitimate lifestyle,
809
00:39:51,991 --> 00:39:54,292
and last time I checked,
it's not in the Constitution.
810
00:39:54,293 --> 00:39:57,028
- What about that song about Jesus?
- Well, that should win.
811
00:39:57,029 --> 00:39:58,863
Uh, uh, uh. No, no, no, no.
812
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,665
Now, that is just
cheap pandering.
813
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,334
I didn't even like to be pandered to
when I was a stripper!
814
00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:05,386
Those New Directions
had it going on.
815
00:40:05,387 --> 00:40:08,056
- Those songs were fresh.
- Those songs were terrible.
816
00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,891
I am sorry,
but I'm a politician,
817
00:40:09,892 --> 00:40:11,659
and when I lost
my last election...
818
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,878
and there will be a recount...
I didn't go around singing
819
00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,596
about being a loser.
820
00:40:15,597 --> 00:40:17,765
I Twittered
that Obama is a terrorist.
821
00:40:17,766 --> 00:40:20,101
- Oh, no, you didn't!
- I had to. It's a fact.
822
00:40:20,102 --> 00:40:22,937
- Oh, oh, gee.
- Okay, ladies, I've heard enough.
823
00:40:22,938 --> 00:40:24,772
Let's... vote.
824
00:40:24,773 --> 00:40:27,442
ANNOUNCER:
And now, to announce our winner,
825
00:40:27,443 --> 00:40:30,611
Lieutenant Governor Stevens' wife,
Carla Turlington-Stevens!
826
00:40:30,612 --> 00:40:32,613
(applause)
827
00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:40,738
My husband is verbally abusive,
828
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,341
and I have been
drinking since noon.
829
00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:48,245
(microphone feedback squealing)
830
00:40:50,716 --> 00:40:53,101
I'm bored.
Let's just see who won, huh?
831
00:40:59,274 --> 00:41:01,526
The New Directions!
832
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:03,728
You're going to Nationals
in New York!
833
00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:09,150
(applause and cheering)
834
00:41:38,964 --> 00:41:40,965
(birds singing)
835
00:41:42,401 --> 00:41:44,402
KURT:
Farewell, sweet prince.
836
00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,572
BLAINE:
I'm so sorry, Kurt.
837
00:41:47,573 --> 00:41:50,108
I know this is really
upsetting for you.
838
00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:53,828
It reminds you of your
mom's funeral, doesn't it?
839
00:41:53,829 --> 00:41:56,147
(sniffles)
840
00:41:56,148 --> 00:41:57,698
The casket was bigger,
841
00:41:57,699 --> 00:42:00,535
but yes.
842
00:42:00,536 --> 00:42:03,004
It's not just that, though.
843
00:42:03,005 --> 00:42:05,456
Honestly, I'm upset that
we lost at Regionals.
844
00:42:06,658 --> 00:42:08,176
Well, the competition
season's over,
845
00:42:08,177 --> 00:42:10,178
but we'll still get to perform.
846
00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:12,496
We do nursing home shows
all the time.
847
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:15,466
And do you know how many Gaps
there are in Ohio?
848
00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,535
Tons.
849
00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:20,888
Yeah, I just really...
really wanted to win.
850
00:42:20,889 --> 00:42:23,474
You did win.
851
00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:27,028
So did I.
852
00:42:27,029 --> 00:42:30,198
We got each other
out of all this.
853
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,116
That beats a lousy trophy,
don't you think?
854
00:42:38,874 --> 00:42:40,842
I'll show you the video
when you get home.
855
00:42:40,843 --> 00:42:42,860
Have fun in the sweat lodge.
856
00:42:44,546 --> 00:42:45,863
Namaste to you, too.
857
00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:47,131
Okay. Bye.
858
00:42:47,132 --> 00:42:49,417
Ms. Holliday sends her best,
and can't wait
859
00:42:49,418 --> 00:42:50,868
to congratulate you
all in person
860
00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,303
when she gets back
from her meditation retreat.
861
00:42:52,304 --> 00:42:55,006
Now, we all know
that winning Regionals
862
00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,341
was a team effort, and Nationals
isn't going to be any different.
863
00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:58,926
But like in sports,
864
00:42:58,927 --> 00:43:01,229
every winning team has a player
that rises above
865
00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,564
to help carry their teammates
to victory... The MVP.
866
00:43:03,565 --> 00:43:07,218
And I would like to start a tradition
of honoring that player
867
00:43:07,219 --> 00:43:08,886
after every one
of our competitions.
868
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,571
So, per a unanimous vote
869
00:43:10,572 --> 00:43:14,742
by all of you,
our Regionals MVP is...
870
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:17,111
Miss Rachel Berry!
871
00:43:17,112 --> 00:43:18,395
(cheering)
872
00:43:18,396 --> 00:43:19,914
WILL:
Come on up.
873
00:43:19,915 --> 00:43:21,282
Yeah!
874
00:43:21,283 --> 00:43:22,783
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
875
00:43:22,784 --> 00:43:25,586
- If I could just say a few words?
- Sure.
876
00:43:25,587 --> 00:43:28,289
And here she goes,
making me regret voting for her.
877
00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:30,675
Well, first of all,
I just want to say
878
00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:32,593
how amazing
the song you guys wrote was.
879
00:43:32,594 --> 00:43:33,878
I... I was so inspired.
880
00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:36,597
You know, it's...
It's funny.
881
00:43:36,598 --> 00:43:39,133
I've won a lot of trophies
before for singing competitions
882
00:43:39,134 --> 00:43:40,301
and dancing competitions,
883
00:43:40,302 --> 00:43:42,586
but I've always felt
like the girl
884
00:43:42,587 --> 00:43:44,272
who never gets the brass ring.
885
00:43:46,141 --> 00:43:48,425
And maybe I never will.
886
00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:52,813
But today and at Regionals,
887
00:43:52,814 --> 00:43:55,399
the way you guys believed in me
888
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,452
and... took a chance with me...
889
00:43:58,453 --> 00:44:02,073
All I've ever wanted was
to feel special
890
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:05,776
and to feel chosen,
and I just, um...
891
00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:08,629
I wanted to thank you guys
so much for giving me that.
892
00:44:08,630 --> 00:44:11,115
So... That's all.
893
00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:12,750
OTHERS: MVP!
(cheering)
894
00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:19,223
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