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So here's whad
on Glee:
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Jesse left Vocal Adrenaline...
JESSE: I'm a star.
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You can learn from me.
...so he could date Rachel, so now he's
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part of the glee club.
Great to have you here.
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And they're
the new power couple.
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Previous power couples:
Rachel and Finn...
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I made us his and her
relationship calendars.
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Oh.
...also, Rachel and Puck.
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Want to make out?
Sure.
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Will still
has a crush on Emma...
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I could just lean over and kiss
you if I want to. And I want to.
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But he hasn't divorced
Terri yet, and he made out
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with the coach
of Vocal Adrenaline.
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Most of the show choir directors
I make out with are gay.
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And Sue?
Sloppy freak
show babies!
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Still just kind of
angry about everything.
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SUE:
Who wants a piece of it? Huh?
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And that's what
you missed on Glee.
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(laughter)
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("Physical" by
Olivia Newton-John playing)
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What's so funny?
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You guys aren't watching
the video of me falling
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off stage at my first TinyTots
beauty pageant, are you?
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That was Carrot Top funny
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compared to this comedic
tour de force.
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JESSIE: That's Olivia
Newton-John's "Physical."
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It was pretty groundbreaking
subject matter at the time,
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considering it's depiction
of fluid sexuality.
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MERCEDES:
Oh, my good...
(laughter)
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Wait, wait.
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That's not Olivia Newton-John.
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That's, that's
Sue Sylvester.
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Where did you get this?
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I can tell you
that I certainly did not
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steal it from her locked
file cabinet yesterday
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when she sent me
back to her office
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to get her hormone
replacement injection
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during Cheerios!
practice.
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(laughter)
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Wait,
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did she just do
the Cabbage Patch?
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(laughter)
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I'm posting this
on YouTube.
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RACHEL:
No, no, wait, wait.
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Do you think
that's a good idea?
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She might kill us.
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Oh, let her get a
taste of some of
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the humiliation
she put us through.
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JESSIE:
I'm with Finn.
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You guys need to stop being such
asses and start being bad-asses.
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(laughter)
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Ten bucks it goes
viral by lunch.
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# Let's get animal, animal... #
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Hey, Ms. Sylvester.
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Let's get physical.
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Not really my type,
but I like that attitude.
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Hey, Sue!
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Let's get animal!
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(school bell ringing)
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That glee club stole my private
property and posted it online.
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And as soon as I figure out
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the difference between
slander and libel,
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I'm filing a lawsuit.
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WILL:
Sue, don't you think
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you might be
overstating this a little?
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Will, I may buy
a small diaper for your chin,
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because it looks like
a baby's ass.
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That video has received
over 170,000 comments.
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I took the liberty of
printing out a few.
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"The man in this video
looks like
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the champion cheerleading coach
Sue Sylvester."
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That was particularly hurtful.
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(clears throat)
You know, Sue, there are a lot
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of people at this school
who dislike you.
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My kids don't do
stuff like this.
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Is that so?
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Exhibit B.
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What's a "Glist"?
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It's the "Glee List" William.
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It's a weekly ranking
of your glee club,
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based on a hotness quotient
of sexual promiscuity.
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It was posted all over
the school an hour ago.
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Apparently, you get a point
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for each act of
perpetuated depravity.
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What makes you think
my kids did this?
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This Glist was made
on a library computer
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using the pass code "gleeclub."
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Your glee club is
a petri dish of
sexual depravity.
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Sue's right, Will.
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Why, only last year,
a list was posted
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ranking McKinley's
ten ugliest Gingers.
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And the perpetrator
would have
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been expelled
had it not turned out
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to be a member of the faculty!
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I stand by that list.
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William, this is serious.
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I cannot have an environment
that sexualizes children
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and damages their self-esteem!
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You know, a week ago,
had I fod a list
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that so degraded the glee club,
I would've been embarrassed
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I was beaten to the punch.
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But now I know the
white-hot shame
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of public rebuke-- that
pain is indescribable.
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William, last year,
at West Dayton High,
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a photo circulated of
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school superintendent...
And what was
he wearing?
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Women's lingerie.
And what was
he riding?
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Pony!
And who was
expelled?
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The entire school!
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The entire school
was expelled, will!
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What does that
have to do with me?
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You must find out
who made the Glist
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and suspend them before
they post another one,
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or I'm holding the entire
glee club responsible!
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Are you serious?
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Deadly serious!
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I cannot have these
shenanigans at this school!
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He cannot have these
shenanigans at this school!
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Who did it?
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This is serious.
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Principal Figgins is threatening
to disband the club.
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Why are we playing this game?
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We all know it was Puck.
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Back off.
I didn't do squat.
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Then why is your girlfriend
first on the Glist?
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And why am I last?
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Aside from the fact that I
refused to put out for you.
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Okay, enough! No one is
accusing anyone of anything.
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Puck, seriously,
did you do it?
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I said no.
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I'm a delinquent, sure.
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I like setting
stuff on fire
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and ating up
people I don't know.
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I own at.
But I'm not a liar.
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All right, here's
the important point.
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Between this and posting
Coach Sylvester's
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personal video on YouTube,
you guys are getting
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a pretty bad
reputation.
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Why is that a bad thing?
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Maybe if we seem more dangerous,
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people would stop flushing
my glasses down the toilet.
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Look, things are
hard right now.
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I get it.
You're under a lot
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of pressure
with regionals coming up.
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And I know that winning
sectionals hasn't had
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the positive effect
on your popularity
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that a lot of you
thought it would.
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But becoming what you despise
is not the answer.
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Man, this song is wack.
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No, it's not.
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It's a terrific song
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on a long list
of top hits that,
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because of time or some
bad press, has become a joke.
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And, like you guys,
it's time to start
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rehabilitating
its bad reputation.
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The assignment
for the week
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is for all of you
to find songs like this,
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mine them for what works
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and make them great again.
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And then, hopefully,
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can apply this musical lesson
to your own lives.
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This song should be arrested
for the crime of sucking.
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(laughter)
Mm-hmm.
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You want to bet?
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(oohing, murmuring)
Oh, no, he didn't.
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Hit it.
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("Ice Ice Baby" playing)
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# Yo, V.I.P. #
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# Let's kick it #
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(laughter)
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# Ice, Ice, baby #
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# All right, stop,
collaborate and listen #
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# Ice is back
with a brand-new invention #
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# Something grabs
ahold of me tightly #
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# Flow like a harpoon
daily and nightly #
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# Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know #
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# Turn off the lights, huh #
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# And I'll glow,
to the extreme #
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# I rock a mic like a vandal #
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# Light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle #
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# Dance, go rush
the speaker that booms #
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# I'm killing your brain
like a poisonous mushroom #
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# Deadly, when I play
a dope melody #
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# Anything less than
the best is a felony #
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# Love it or leave it,
you better gangway #
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# You better
hit the bull's-eye #
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# The kid don't play #
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# If there was a problem,
yo, I'll solve it #
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# Check out the hook
while my DJ revolves it #
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# Ice, Ice, baby #
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Oh!
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# Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby #
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(whooping)
Verse two!
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# Take heed
'cause I'm a lyrical poet #
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# Miami's on the scene just
in case you didn't know it #
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# My town that created all th
bass sound, enough to shake #
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# And kick holes in the ground
'cause my style's #
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# Like a chemical spill #
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# Feasible rhymes
you can vision and feel #
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# Conducted and formed,
that's a hell of a concept #
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# We make it hype
and you want to step with this #
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# Shay plays on the fade,
slice like a ninja #
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# Cut like a razor blade #
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# So fast,
other DJs say, "damn" #
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# If my rhyme was a drug #
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# I'd sell it by the gram,
keep my composure #
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# When it's time to get loose #
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# Magnetized by the mic
while I kick my juice #
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# If there was a problem,
yo, I'll solve it #
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# Check out the hook
while my DJ revolves it #
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# Ice, Ice, baby #
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(rhythmic shouting)
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# Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby #
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(whooping)
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# Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby #
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# Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby #
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# Too cold, too cold #
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# Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby. #
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Yo, man, let's get out of here.
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Word to your mother.
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(music stops, laughter)
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This song is officially paroled!
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(cheering)
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Right, Jessie?
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You got me?
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(bell ringing)
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(murmuring)
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SUE:
This is not happening.
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The cruel slow-motion laughter
is just your imagination.
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You're Sue Sylvester-- legend.
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They're not laughing at you
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because of
your "Physical" video.
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Just calmly pour yourself
a cup of joe and focus.
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Wait, what's that smell?
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Dear God, that's coffee.
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It's usually masked
by the smell of fear.
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Sweet merciful Lord,
this is happening!
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You're being laughed at
in slow motion
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by a roomful of inferiors
whom you used to terrify.
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The name is Brenda.
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Brenda Castle.
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I just transferred
from Fort Wayne.
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I can't teach in
Indiana anymore
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'cause I have some
"drug problems"
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that ended up involving
some of my "shoot-ins."
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(laughing):
I saw your video.
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And you, my friend,
are an embarrassment.
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And that's me talking!
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(laughter echoes)
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(bell ringing)
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I need to enlist the
services of the A/V Club.
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What did you
have in mind?
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My shame at appearing so low on
the Glist has made me reevaluate
255
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my image at this school
and beyond.
256
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I've now realized
that in today's culture
257
00:08:51,119 --> 00:08:53,454
of bad boy athletes
and celebrity sex tapes,
258
00:08:53,522 --> 00:08:55,956
a good reputation
is no good at all.
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00:08:56,024 --> 00:08:58,058
Artie, you know how our
Glee Club assignment was
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to find a song with
a bad reputation
and rehabilitate it?
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Well, mine is going to afford me
262
00:09:02,364 --> 00:09:04,532
the worst reputation
in this school.
263
00:09:04,599 --> 00:09:07,401
Rachel Berry is going to get
a little down and dirty.
264
00:09:07,469 --> 00:09:08,536
I'm going to stop you.
265
00:09:08,603 --> 00:09:09,737
You had me at "sex tape."
266
00:09:10,539 --> 00:09:11,472
How can I help?
267
00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:13,474
Hold onto your hat,
268
00:09:13,542 --> 00:09:15,976
because Rachel Berry
is going to become
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00:09:16,044 --> 00:09:18,940
(whispers):
musically promiscuous.
270
00:09:26,084 --> 00:09:28,786
because our free-falling reps
have reached terminal velocity.
271
00:09:28,854 --> 00:09:30,188
We are at Defcon One.
272
00:09:30,255 --> 00:09:31,789
We're such zeros they
didn't even bother
273
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putting us on
the Glist.
274
00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:35,826
What does a C-lister do
when their tiny star
275
00:09:35,894 --> 00:09:37,995
is about to fall off Perez
Hilton's radar screen?
276
00:09:38,063 --> 00:09:40,965
They cause a
scandal so extreme
277
00:09:41,033 --> 00:09:42,733
they can no longer
be ignored.
278
00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:44,335
Um, excuse me.
279
00:09:44,403 --> 00:09:45,670
Why is she here?
280
00:09:47,606 --> 00:09:49,373
I've been here
since first period.
281
00:09:49,441 --> 00:09:51,709
I had a cold, and I
took all my antibiotics
282
00:09:51,777 --> 00:09:55,680
at the same time, and now
I can't remember how to leave.
283
00:09:55,747 --> 00:09:57,915
But I also don't know why
I've only made fourth
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00:09:57,983 --> 00:09:59,350
on the Glist.
285
00:09:59,418 --> 00:10:01,919
I've made out with, like,
everyone in this school.
286
00:10:01,987 --> 00:10:04,188
Girls, boys,
Mr. Kidney the janitor.
287
00:10:04,256 --> 00:10:05,823
I need to do
288
00:10:05,891 --> 00:10:07,525
something to get into
the top three.
289
00:10:07,593 --> 00:10:09,493
Fine, you're in.
In what?
290
00:10:09,561 --> 00:10:11,195
We don't even
have a plan.
291
00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:14,165
What is the worst thing
a student can do at this school?
292
00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:15,433
Eat in the cafeteria?
293
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:16,567
(snickering)
294
00:10:16,635 --> 00:10:18,703
No, be a disruption
in the library.
295
00:10:18,770 --> 00:10:19,971
And I'm not
talking about
296
00:10:20,038 --> 00:10:22,139
trying to check out
a reference book.
297
00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:23,541
Mm-mm.
298
00:10:23,609 --> 00:10:26,244
I'm talking about
full-on chaos--
299
00:10:26,311 --> 00:10:28,212
including getting
your Glee on in the stacks.
300
00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:31,215
Genius.
301
00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:35,953
I never really understood
how hard it is to be laughed at.
302
00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:37,388
Particularly in slow motion.
303
00:10:37,456 --> 00:10:39,290
I try to make it seem
304
00:10:39,358 --> 00:10:40,958
like nothing
can touch me, but...
305
00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:42,927
Boy...
306
00:10:42,995 --> 00:10:45,329
Jean, I'm so sorry you
ever felt that way.
307
00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:47,565
I'm sorry I didn't
protect you more.
308
00:10:47,633 --> 00:10:49,600
Remember what we used
to do, Sue?
309
00:10:49,668 --> 00:10:51,669
Whenever I got sad,
310
00:10:51,737 --> 00:10:53,771
we'd help at the animal shelter,
311
00:10:53,839 --> 00:10:55,740
to give back.
312
00:10:55,807 --> 00:10:58,609
Because there's always someone
who's got it worse than you do.
313
00:11:02,648 --> 00:11:04,649
(bell ringing)
I'm a little confused.
314
00:11:04,716 --> 00:11:06,217
I understand.
315
00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:09,887
You're probably wondering, what
exactly does Sue Sylvester mean
316
00:11:09,955 --> 00:11:11,989
when she says,
"I'm your new therapist"?
317
00:11:12,057 --> 00:11:14,125
Well, let me explain.
318
00:11:14,192 --> 00:11:16,961
As you may or may not know, I
star in a little music video
319
00:11:17,029 --> 00:11:18,929
that's been circulating
around the Web.
320
00:11:18,997 --> 00:11:20,398
A video that has
a tendency to induce
321
00:11:20,465 --> 00:11:21,766
cruel, slow-motion laughter.
322
00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:23,234
No, no, didn't-didn't
know about that.
323
00:11:23,302 --> 00:11:24,669
Well, this video
324
00:11:24,736 --> 00:11:27,672
has inspired Sue Sylvester
to start giving back.
325
00:11:27,739 --> 00:11:29,607
I happen to have my Masters
in counseling,
326
00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:31,976
and when I heard that
our school district's
327
00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:35,079
one and only psychologist
had committed suicide,
328
00:11:35,147 --> 00:11:38,015
well, I decided to volunteer
my services.
329
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,383
And they gave
me your name.
330
00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:40,918
I'd really like to help.
331
00:11:40,986 --> 00:11:43,587
I don't know how I'm supposed
to feel about this.
332
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:45,289
Ella, you're crippled
by mental illness.
333
00:11:45,357 --> 00:11:47,058
Your compulsions
have estranged you
334
00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,793
from your own feelings.
335
00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,929
You nearly married a gym teacher
who's more gravy than man.
336
00:11:51,997 --> 00:11:55,199
And you're content
to be repeatedly lied to
337
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:57,468
by the man
you purport to love.
I'm sorry?
338
00:11:57,536 --> 00:11:59,337
I bribed
Will Schuester's landlord
339
00:11:59,404 --> 00:12:00,738
to slip baby monitors
under his couch,
340
00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,206
and under his bed.
341
00:12:02,274 --> 00:12:03,808
Turns out he's been having
make out sessions
342
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:06,644
with the coach from
Vocal Adrenaline,
343
00:12:06,712 --> 00:12:09,447
and sleepovers with that
world-class banana magnet
344
00:12:09,514 --> 00:12:10,681
April Rhodes.
Oh, my God.
345
00:12:10,749 --> 00:12:12,083
You need to make a bold move.
346
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,587
You suck.
347
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:17,855
Excuse me?
348
00:12:17,923 --> 00:12:19,857
You take weird little strides
when you walk,
349
00:12:19,925 --> 00:12:21,692
as if you were raised
in imperial Japan
350
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,927
and someone bound your feet.
351
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:24,929
You make a valid point.
352
00:12:24,996 --> 00:12:26,697
Grow a pair.
I'm insulting you.
353
00:12:26,765 --> 00:12:29,633
You refuse to stand up
for yourself,
354
00:12:29,701 --> 00:12:31,268
you're so afraid
of confrontation.
355
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:32,436
You're right.
356
00:12:32,504 --> 00:12:33,738
If you want to get better,
357
00:12:33,805 --> 00:12:36,006
you need to start communicating
your feelings.
358
00:12:36,074 --> 00:12:39,176
You need to let
Will Schuester know
how he's made you feel,
359
00:12:39,244 --> 00:12:41,412
and in a public setting,
so he can'escape,
360
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:42,813
and he won't
manipulate you.
361
00:12:42,881 --> 00:12:44,048
Trust me--
362
00:12:44,116 --> 00:12:46,584
you need to let him have it.
363
00:12:46,651 --> 00:12:49,587
RACHEL:
Do you know that when we dated,
the rest of the school
364
00:12:49,654 --> 00:12:50,855
gave us a nickname?
365
00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:52,523
Puckleberry.
366
00:12:52,591 --> 00:12:53,791
That's humiliating.
367
00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:56,861
The fact is that
slumming it with me
368
00:12:56,928 --> 00:12:58,362
actually improved
your reputation.
369
00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:01,432
It gave you a sense of humanity.
370
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,467
Wait-- do you want
to date again?
371
00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,403
I was wondering why
you invited me here.
372
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,104
As you know, I'm taken.
373
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:09,039
But I can be of
some assistance.
374
00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:11,308
Help me with my song for
Glee Club. I might be
375
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,411
the last chance
you have to salvage
376
00:13:13,478 --> 00:13:15,713
what's left of
your reputation,
and stay in Glee.
377
00:13:15,781 --> 00:13:17,081
Besides, you need a song
378
00:13:17,149 --> 00:13:19,016
that going to help you
express your inner pain.
379
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,918
So what song do you want to do
for your assignment?
380
00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:23,754
I've chosen David Geddes'
fantastically terrible
381
00:13:23,822 --> 00:13:25,823
'70s top ten hit--
"Run Joey Run."
382
00:13:25,891 --> 00:13:27,958
It's a story song.
383
00:13:28,026 --> 00:13:29,427
So we get to play parts.
384
00:13:29,494 --> 00:13:31,395
I'm going to play the role
of the tragic heroine
385
00:13:31,463 --> 00:13:32,663
who dies in the end,
386
00:13:32,731 --> 00:13:34,131
á la Nicole Kidman
in Moulin Rouge.
387
00:13:34,199 --> 00:13:36,000
And you can be the
hunky, heroic male lead.
388
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,334
Do I get to kill you?
389
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:39,870
Actually, my dad shoots
me with a shotgun.
390
00:13:39,938 --> 00:13:41,739
(sighs)
391
00:13:41,807 --> 00:13:45,009
Do you think I made
that Glist? Honestly.
392
00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:47,578
Well, it does sound like
something that you would do.
393
00:13:47,646 --> 00:13:49,647
God, I'm so tired of people
judging me
394
00:13:49,714 --> 00:13:51,148
for a few mistakes I've made.
395
00:13:51,216 --> 00:13:52,917
I try to be
a good guy.
396
00:13:52,984 --> 00:13:56,253
I go to school and I say,
"Be cool, Puck. Be nice."
397
00:13:56,321 --> 00:13:58,689
But by second period, I've got
a fire extinguisher in my hands
398
00:13:58,757 --> 00:14:00,291
and I'm spraying
some dweeb with it
399
00:14:00,358 --> 00:14:02,493
and I don't know
how I got there.
400
00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:04,829
I understand. Yeah.
401
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:08,199
I sit in Glee Club
and I watch
402
00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,501
a couple of imperfect
performances
403
00:14:10,569 --> 00:14:14,271
and a litany of criticisms
just start building up
inside of me like a volcano
404
00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:16,207
and I keep telling myself
to hold it in
405
00:14:16,274 --> 00:14:17,975
and then it just
comes bursting out.
406
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:20,277
Granted, generally
I'm right,
407
00:14:20,345 --> 00:14:22,613
but doesn't do much
for my reputation.
408
00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:24,415
It does suck when you do that.
409
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:34,525
So, uh, how do you think
we can get people to
see us differently?
410
00:14:34,593 --> 00:14:37,161
I don't know.
411
00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:42,933
I can't-- I can't do this.
412
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:45,736
You know, whoever made
ã that Glist is going to
put you at number one
413
00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:49,173
when they find out you cheated
on that Jessie kid with me.
414
00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:52,710
Besides, Jessie will never
fully understand what it
means to be a Jew.
415
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,648
Noah...
416
00:14:57,716 --> 00:14:59,984
I'm ironically turned on
by your bad boy image,
417
00:15:00,051 --> 00:15:01,986
but I think we should
just keep this professional.
418
00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:03,821
All right, I'm out.
419
00:15:03,889 --> 00:15:06,390
Why should I stay if there's
no chance of us making out?
420
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:10,861
Noah, please come and sit down
and let's work on the project.
421
00:15:10,929 --> 00:15:12,897
Okay, it'll help us both.
422
00:15:12,964 --> 00:15:14,899
I promise.
423
00:15:18,263 --> 00:15:19,763
- (bell rings)
- I don't think I can do this.
424
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,131
Are you sure this
is a good idea?
425
00:15:21,199 --> 00:15:22,800
Stop thinking about him
and do it for yourself.
426
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:26,003
Okay, let's do this.
427
00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,938
Nah, can't go in
the teacher's lounge.
428
00:15:28,006 --> 00:15:30,341
Lots of cruel, slow-motion
laughter going on in there.
429
00:15:30,408 --> 00:15:32,643
Well, look who it is.
430
00:15:32,711 --> 00:15:34,645
I thought I smelled
a laughingstock.
431
00:15:34,713 --> 00:15:37,381
Don't start with me
Castle, or I will kick
you square in the taco.
432
00:15:37,449 --> 00:15:38,949
It's a date.
433
00:15:39,017 --> 00:15:42,353
That's just a typical
Saturday night in
the Castle condo.
434
00:15:47,592 --> 00:15:49,860
I think it's mornings...
Yeah.
435
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:50,928
Go get 'em.
436
00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:53,797
Some days you...
437
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,500
That's okay.
438
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,037
Excuse me.
439
00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,174
Oh, hey, Em, can you
just give us a sec?
440
00:16:04,242 --> 00:16:05,376
Actually no.
441
00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,745
Will, I can't give you a sec.
442
00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:09,279
You're just going
to have to reschedul
443
00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:10,881
your heavy petting session with
Mrs. Carlisle for a later time.
444
00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:12,116
Emma!
445
00:16:12,183 --> 00:16:14,551
I beg your pardon?
446
00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,020
I was just telling
Mr. Schuester
447
00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:19,456
about how my husband
recently died.
448
00:16:19,524 --> 00:16:21,025
Wow.
449
00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:23,861
Getting them fresh off the
rebound now, aren't you?
450
00:16:23,928 --> 00:16:26,930
Amazing. Nobody's safe.
Nobody is safe.
451
00:16:26,998 --> 00:16:29,233
Emma, can I talk
to you in private?
No, you can't.
452
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,335
Will, we're going to talk
about this here and now,
453
00:16:31,403 --> 00:16:32,770
because I have absolutely
nothing to hide.
454
00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:35,272
Actually, did you know
I was seeing a therapist?
455
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,141
Do you know that? Did you
know I've been trying
456
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:38,909
to work through my OCD
so I could be with you?
457
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,844
Will, do you think
that's fun for me?
458
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,413
It's not fun; it's
absolutely humiliating.
459
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,649
And come to find out
you've been fooling around
460
00:16:45,717 --> 00:16:46,683
with some woman
named Shelby,
461
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:47,918
and you slept
with April Rhodes.
462
00:16:47,986 --> 00:16:50,254
How did you find out
about that?
463
00:16:50,321 --> 00:16:51,555
You're not denying it.
464
00:16:51,623 --> 00:16:52,956
Wow, okay.
465
00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:54,625
See, I thought we were trying
to work through this.
466
00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:56,593
I thought when you said you
were trying to figure out things
467
00:16:56,661 --> 00:16:58,929
on your own, I thought
you meant that.
468
00:16:58,997 --> 00:17:01,131
I'm not going to stand
for this anymore.
469
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:02,633
I'm not. I'm putting
my foot down,
470
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,701
and I am finally
sticking up for myself.
471
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:07,137
You're a slut, Will.
472
00:17:08,173 --> 00:17:09,440
You're a slut.
473
00:17:09,507 --> 00:17:11,708
You're a slut, you're a slut,
you're a slut.
474
00:17:11,776 --> 00:17:13,444
Everybody should know that.
475
00:17:13,511 --> 00:17:15,779
And you should know that
I'm through with you.
476
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:20,350
I'm very sorry for your loss.
477
00:17:25,623 --> 00:17:27,524
(bell ringing)
478
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,336
Looks like we got
a full house, y'all.
479
00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:41,071
I'm kind of getting
cold feet here.
480
00:17:41,139 --> 00:17:42,206
Can you even
feel your feet?
481
00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:43,107
Shh!
482
00:17:44,476 --> 00:17:45,809
Team, listen up.
483
00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:48,212
If we pull this off, we will be
legends at this school.
484
00:17:48,279 --> 00:17:49,680
We'll rocket
up the Glist.
485
00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:51,081
We will be top-five, easy.
486
00:17:51,149 --> 00:17:52,649
Artie, pump up the jam.
487
00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:54,651
It's about to go down.
488
00:17:59,791 --> 00:18:00,824
You can't touch this.
489
00:18:03,361 --> 00:18:06,063
# My, my, my music hits me
so hard #
# Can't touch this #
490
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:07,698
# Makes me say, oh, my Lord #
491
00:18:07,765 --> 00:18:09,133
# Thank you for blessing me #
492
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,502
# With a mind to rhyme
and two hype feet #
493
00:18:11,569 --> 00:18:13,270
# It feels good,
when you know you're down #
494
00:18:13,338 --> 00:18:14,938
# A super dope homeboy
from the Oaktown #
495
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,640
# And I'm known as such #
496
00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:19,076
# And this is a beat,
uh, you can't touch #
497
00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:21,111
# I told you, homeboy #
498
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:23,147
# Can't touch this #
499
00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:25,983
# Yo, let me bust
this funky lyric #
# Can't touch this #
500
00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:28,018
# Fresh new kicks advance,
you gotta like that #
501
00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:29,720
# Now you know you wanna dance #
502
00:18:29,787 --> 00:18:31,255
# So move, outta your seat #
503
00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:33,323
# And get a fly girl
and catch this beat #
504
00:18:33,391 --> 00:18:35,025
# While it's rolling,
hold on #
505
00:18:35,093 --> 00:18:37,494
# Pump a little bit and let
'em know it's going on #
506
00:18:37,562 --> 00:18:38,829
# Like that, like that #
507
00:18:38,897 --> 00:18:40,531
# Cold on a mission
so fall them back #
508
00:18:40,598 --> 00:18:42,266
# Let 'em know
that you're too much #
509
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,234
# And this is a beat, uh,
you can't touch #
510
00:18:44,302 --> 00:18:46,570
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
511
00:18:46,638 --> 00:18:50,340
# Yo, I told you,
can't touch this #
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
512
00:18:50,408 --> 00:18:52,910
# You can't touch this #
# Oh, oh, oh #
513
00:18:52,977 --> 00:18:56,346
# Damn, you can't touch this #
# Oh, oh, oh #
514
00:18:56,414 --> 00:19:00,918
# I told you, can't touch this #
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
515
00:19:00,985 --> 00:19:04,221
# Too high,
you can't touch this #
# Oh, oh, oh #
516
00:19:04,289 --> 00:19:07,024
# Yo, we out of here,
can't touch this. #
517
00:19:07,091 --> 00:19:08,325
(gasping)
518
00:19:10,595 --> 00:19:11,595
Here it comes.
519
00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:16,333
That was very cute.
520
00:19:16,401 --> 00:19:17,801
I'm gonna talk to my pastor
521
00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:21,838
and see if I can't get
you kids to perform that
522
00:19:21,906 --> 00:19:23,941
for our Sunday service.
523
00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,828
, I don't like doing this
any more than you do,
524
00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:32,463
but if I don't find out
who made that Glist
525
00:19:32,531 --> 00:19:33,631
and stop another one
from being published,
526
00:19:33,699 --> 00:19:34,665
the whole Glee Club's
going down.
527
00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,167
And I can't
let that happen.
528
00:19:36,235 --> 00:19:38,403
Look, I know I've been
kind of angry lately,
529
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,872
and sometimes I kick over
chairs and stuff,
but I didn't do it.
530
00:19:40,939 --> 00:19:43,307
All the pieces fit, Finn.
You have a very big axe to grind
531
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,809
with several people
on that Glist.
532
00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:47,512
Quinn broke your heart, Puck
betrayed your friendship,
533
00:19:47,579 --> 00:19:49,247
you're dealing with Kurt's
dad dating your mom,
534
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,915
and I happen to know you've
had your ups and downs
535
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:52,316
with Santana and Brittany...
536
00:19:52,384 --> 00:19:54,185
I have nothing against Santana,
and I like Brittany.
537
00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:55,953
Quinn's the one who has
a beef with them.
538
00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:58,556
Well, there are an awful lot
of Cheerios! on that Glist.
539
00:19:58,624 --> 00:19:59,624
Isn't it true
that you still feel like
540
00:19:59,691 --> 00:20:00,992
an outcast in that group?
541
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:01,893
I don't know what
you're talking about.
542
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,494
I like being a Cheerio.
543
00:20:03,562 --> 00:20:05,797
And why does everyone just
assume I'm angry all the time?
544
00:20:05,864 --> 00:20:08,366
It's called being sassy,
Mr. Shue.
545
00:20:08,434 --> 00:20:10,168
It's simple math,
Mr. Shue.
546
00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:12,203
The Glists are posted at a
height of five and a half feet,
547
00:20:12,271 --> 00:20:13,938
comfortably out of my reach.
It could not have been me.
548
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,573
And I have it on
good word that...
549
00:20:15,641 --> 00:20:18,076
I saw Puckutting up the Glist
in the hallway.
I was moving it!
550
00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:20,244
Somebody put it up on
Rachel's locker, so I moved it.
551
00:20:20,312 --> 00:20:22,113
I was being a man,
doing the right thing.
552
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:24,148
Puck, at some point,
the lies are going to stop,
553
00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:25,550
and you're going to start
to sing.
554
00:20:25,617 --> 00:20:27,185
If I did it, why would
I put myself at number three?
555
00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:29,087
As far as bad-asses go,
I'm number wha.
556
00:20:29,154 --> 00:20:30,788
I'll say it again,
I didn't do it!
557
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,623
I don't know
how to turn on a computer.
558
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,724
Rachel did it.
559
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,126
Think about it:
I stole the guy
560
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,295
she's in love with,
then I stole the guy she dated
561
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,896
to get over the guy
she's in love with.
562
00:20:38,964 --> 00:20:41,365
And I'm kind of a bitch to her.
Just doesn't seem like Rachel.
563
00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:43,634
She's gone behind
your back before.
564
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,370
And I mean, who's to say that
there's only one culprit?
565
00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:48,072
Look, I know you know something!
566
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,108
So we're not leaving here
until I get some answers.
567
00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:53,010
Mr. Schuester, may I be blunt?
568
00:20:53,078 --> 00:20:55,613
(sighs)
569
00:20:55,681 --> 00:20:57,715
Shoot.
570
00:20:57,783 --> 00:20:59,650
Ever since you separated
from your wife,
571
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,319
you've spent a lot
of late nights
572
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:03,988
watching reruns of
Law and Order, haven't you?
573
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,091
Hmm. Thought so.
574
00:21:07,159 --> 00:21:09,060
And no, I didn't make the Glist.
575
00:21:09,128 --> 00:21:10,561
(sighs)
576
00:21:10,629 --> 00:21:11,996
Right.
577
00:21:14,199 --> 00:21:16,234
(bell ringing)
578
00:21:16,301 --> 00:21:17,735
We're as menacing
as Muppet Babies.
579
00:21:17,803 --> 00:21:19,470
Which means our
squeaky-clean reputations
580
00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:21,506
are still very much intact.
581
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,241
We have to do
what we've been dreading,
582
00:21:23,308 --> 00:21:25,543
something more terrifying
than Rachel's personality--
583
00:21:27,112 --> 00:21:28,546
We have to go to Sylvester
584
00:21:28,614 --> 00:21:29,747
and admit that we
posted the Physical video.
585
00:21:29,815 --> 00:21:31,482
But we'll get suspended.
586
00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:32,917
And it will be worth it.
587
00:21:32,985 --> 00:21:34,051
Finally the entire
student body
588
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,454
will see us as bad-asses.
589
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:44,228
Dear Journal, I don't know
how much longer
590
00:21:44,296 --> 00:21:46,631
I can take the humiliation.
591
00:21:46,698 --> 00:21:49,967
The video has just surpassed
three million hits.
592
00:21:50,035 --> 00:21:53,104
Is my misery some kind
of karmic retribution
593
00:21:53,172 --> 00:21:54,772
for the way
I've treated people?
594
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:55,806
(phone ringing)
595
00:22:00,946 --> 00:22:02,313
You're go for Sue.
596
00:22:02,381 --> 00:22:04,115
Hello? Sue?
597
00:22:04,183 --> 00:22:06,784
It's Olivia Newton-John,
star of Grease--
598
00:22:06,852 --> 00:22:09,187
the most successful movie
musical of all time.
599
00:22:09,254 --> 00:22:12,823
Nice try.
And that's a ridiculous accent.
600
00:22:12,891 --> 00:22:14,392
Uh...
601
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:17,562
Journal, I've learned
my lesson.
602
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:21,566
Sue Sylvester's gotta start
playing nice full-time.
603
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,034
(phone rings)
604
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:32,476
Hi! Uh, we must have
been cut off.
605
00:22:32,544 --> 00:22:33,978
It's Olivia Newton-John.
606
00:22:34,046 --> 00:22:35,947
I released a record
seven-consecutive
607
00:22:36,014 --> 00:22:36,981
number one singles.
608
00:22:37,049 --> 00:22:38,516
Sing something.
609
00:22:38,584 --> 00:22:40,985
# Let's get physical #
610
00:22:41,053 --> 00:22:42,253
# Physical... #
611
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:44,755
That song was the best-selling
612
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,190
record of the '80s.
613
00:22:46,258 --> 00:22:48,326
Listen, Sue, I'm headed
for a ribbon-cutting ceremony
614
00:22:48,393 --> 00:22:51,195
at a sanctuary
for orphaned koalas,
615
00:22:51,263 --> 00:22:53,564
but I heard my daughter Chloe
laughing at something
616
00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,166
on the Internet the other day,
617
00:22:55,234 --> 00:22:57,068
and I saw your video.
618
00:22:57,135 --> 00:22:59,136
And I just have to ask,
619
00:22:59,204 --> 00:23:00,838
whatever would possess a person
620
00:23:00,906 --> 00:23:02,073
to do something like that?
621
00:23:02,140 --> 00:23:03,908
Well, I gotta tell you, Olivia,
622
00:23:03,976 --> 00:23:06,644
that video was never meant
for public consumption.
623
00:23:06,712 --> 00:23:08,779
Some people enjoy videotaping
themselves
624
00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:10,581
being intimate with a partner.
625
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:12,850
I happen to enjoy revisiting
the impeccable form
626
00:23:12,918 --> 00:23:15,152
of my various jazzercise
routines.
627
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,754
Well, it got me thinking.
628
00:23:16,822 --> 00:23:19,056
You know, that song was
the biggest hit of my career.
629
00:23:19,124 --> 00:23:21,192
"Physical" spent ten weeks
at number one.
630
00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:22,360
It's a classic.
631
00:23:22,427 --> 00:23:23,694
I agree.
632
00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:26,530
Unfortunately, I botched
the video, which,
633
00:23:26,598 --> 00:23:29,433
by the way, was one of the first
music videos ever.
634
00:23:29,501 --> 00:23:31,902
But I filled it with obese guys
in spandex,
635
00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:34,739
and it went over the top,
and the song went with it.
636
00:23:34,806 --> 00:23:36,907
But I saw
your YouTube video, Sue,
637
00:23:36,975 --> 00:23:38,676
and I realized that now
is the time
638
00:23:38,744 --> 00:23:40,278
to save it--
and possibly you.
639
00:23:40,345 --> 00:23:42,613
I'll be in Ohio tomorrow
chairing
640
00:23:42,681 --> 00:23:44,682
a benefit for Save the
Rainforests at King's Island.
641
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:47,852
I don't understand.
642
00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:49,253
(bell ringing)
643
00:23:53,859 --> 00:23:55,826
Hey, man-whore.
644
00:23:57,329 --> 00:23:58,562
Will Schuester?
Yeah.
645
00:23:58,630 --> 00:24:00,464
I'm Brenda Castle.
646
00:24:00,532 --> 00:24:02,800
I'm the new astronomy teacher
and badminton coach.
647
00:24:02,868 --> 00:24:04,669
I also happen
to be an alcoholic,
648
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:07,004
and... I like pills.
649
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,739
I hear that's
just your type.
650
00:24:08,807 --> 00:24:10,441
Let's go in this classroom
and pork!
651
00:24:10,509 --> 00:24:11,709
No.
652
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,613
I am praying
for you, William.
653
00:24:15,681 --> 00:24:18,215
We've all heard
about your gallivanting!
654
00:24:18,283 --> 00:24:20,318
But nothing happened!
655
00:24:20,385 --> 00:24:22,086
Maybe that's not
what matters, Will.
656
00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:23,921
You broke the heart
of somebody
657
00:24:23,989 --> 00:24:25,589
who doesn't let people
get close to her.
658
00:24:25,657 --> 00:24:26,924
I didn't mean
to hurt anybody.
659
00:24:26,992 --> 00:24:28,693
You probably didn't mean
to hurt me, either,
660
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,062
but lately I've been feeding
my feelings to the tune
661
00:24:31,129 --> 00:24:32,263
of 6,000 calories a day.
662
00:24:32,331 --> 00:24:34,432
(sighs)
663
00:24:34,499 --> 00:24:35,533
Slut.
664
00:24:43,132 --> 00:24:44,799
Remember-- if Sylvester
hits you in the fbce
665
00:24:44,867 --> 00:24:46,334
after you cop
to posting the video,
666
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,702
don't scream like a woman.
667
00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:49,470
You're so brave
for doing this, Kurt.
668
00:24:49,538 --> 00:24:51,673
I know. Thank you.
669
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,374
Oh, my God...
670
00:25:00,683 --> 00:25:03,718
Coach Sylvester, can I have just
a minute of your time?
671
00:25:03,786 --> 00:25:05,119
What do you want, ladyface?
672
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,922
You're aware a tape was leaked
673
00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:09,657
onto the Internet,
causing you to become
674
00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,159
a national laughingstock?
675
00:25:11,226 --> 00:25:13,161
We stole the tape from your
syringe-and-pill drawer.
676
00:25:13,228 --> 00:25:14,629
We posted it online.
677
00:25:14,697 --> 00:25:16,497
We'll accept whatever punishment
you see fit.
678
00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:18,266
So it was you.
679
00:25:19,535 --> 00:25:21,903
I can't thank you enough.
680
00:25:27,209 --> 00:25:28,743
ARTIE:
She wasn't angry at all.
681
00:25:28,811 --> 00:25:30,311
It was weird.
682
00:25:30,379 --> 00:25:31,612
Maybe the comments
online have gotten
683
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,015
so mean, people have started
to feel sorry for her.
684
00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:35,249
She's finally getting
some sympathy,
685
00:25:35,317 --> 00:25:37,318
so she's in a
forgiving mood.
686
00:25:37,386 --> 00:25:38,553
Wait a second.
687
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,154
Take a look at this.
688
00:25:40,222 --> 00:25:41,522
(typing)
689
00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:44,525
(synthesizer playing
pop song intro)
690
00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:46,060
Isn't that...?
691
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:50,465
# Physical, physical, physical,
physical, physical #
692
00:25:50,532 --> 00:25:53,735
# I'm saying all the things
that I know you'll like #
693
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,671
# Making good conversation #
694
00:25:58,374 --> 00:26:00,842
# I gotta handle you
just right #
695
00:26:02,344 --> 00:26:04,212
# You know what I mean? #
696
00:26:06,048 --> 00:26:08,916
# I took you
to an intimate restaurant #
697
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,919
# Then to a suggestive movie #
698
00:26:13,422 --> 00:26:15,957
# There's nothing left
to talk about #
699
00:26:16,025 --> 00:26:20,028
# Unless it's horizontally #
700
00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:23,765
# Let's get physical,
physical! #
701
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,402
# I wanna get physical! #
702
00:26:27,469 --> 00:26:29,404
# Let's get into physical! #
703
00:26:29,471 --> 00:26:33,374
# Let me hear your body talk,
your body talk #
704
00:26:33,442 --> 00:26:36,377
# Let me hear your body talk #
# Body talk #
705
00:26:36,445 --> 00:26:39,614
# Let's get physical,
physical! #
706
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,150
# I want to get physical! #
707
00:26:42,217 --> 00:26:44,852
# Let's get into physical #
708
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,189
# Let me hear your body talk,
your body talk #
709
00:26:48,257 --> 00:26:50,958
# Let me hear your body talk #
710
00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:52,293
# Bah-bah-bah-body talk #
711
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:55,897
# I been patient, I been good #
712
00:26:55,964 --> 00:26:59,133
# Trying to keep my hands
on the table #
713
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:03,638
# It's getting hard,
this holding back #
714
00:27:03,705 --> 00:27:07,909
# You know what I mean? #
# What I mean? #
715
00:27:07,976 --> 00:27:11,179
# I'm sure you'll understand
my point of view #
716
00:27:11,246 --> 00:27:15,149
# We know each other mentally #
717
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:21,956
# You've gotta know that you're
bringin' out the animal in me! #
718
00:27:22,024 --> 00:27:25,259
# Let's get physical,
physical! #
719
00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:29,163
# I want to get physical! #
720
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:30,998
# Let's get into physical! #
721
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,867
# Let me hear your body talk #
722
00:27:32,935 --> 00:27:34,869
# Your body talk #
723
00:27:34,937 --> 00:27:39,340
# Let me hear your body talk #
# Bah-bah-bah-body talk #
724
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:43,811
# Bah-bah-bah-body talk,
bah-bah-body talk #
725
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:46,414
# Bah-bah-bah-bah body talk #
726
00:27:46,482 --> 00:27:48,783
# Let me hear your body talk #
727
00:27:48,851 --> 00:27:49,951
# Your body talk #
728
00:27:50,018 --> 00:27:53,488
# Let me hear your body talk #
729
00:27:53,555 --> 00:27:56,023
# Let's get physical. #
730
00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:57,258
(song ends)
731
00:27:58,627 --> 00:28:00,361
MERCEDES:
Whew!
732
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,497
Yeah.
Again, again, again, again,
Again, again, again, again!
733
00:28:02,564 --> 00:28:04,232
Yeah.
I need to learn
to do this verse.
734
00:28:04,299 --> 00:28:05,133
All day.
All righty.
735
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,334
(bell ringing)
736
00:28:06,401 --> 00:28:09,237
WILL:
All right, guys, listen up.
737
00:28:09,304 --> 00:28:11,639
Another week has almost passed.
738
00:28:11,707 --> 00:28:13,207
If a list goes up again
later today,
739
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,809
this issue is out of my hands,
740
00:28:14,877 --> 00:28:18,379
and it becomes Principal
Figgins' jurisdiction.
741
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:20,014
Seriously, Mr. Shue,
whoever made that list
742
00:28:20,082 --> 00:28:21,249
is not gonna come
forward.
743
00:28:21,316 --> 00:28:22,850
We might as well just bend over
744
00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:23,784
and take whatever's coming.
745
00:28:27,823 --> 00:28:30,024
Fine.
746
00:28:30,092 --> 00:28:31,125
Okay.
747
00:28:31,193 --> 00:28:32,693
Well, then, uh,
let's get to it.
748
00:28:32,761 --> 00:28:35,630
Rachel, how about you show us
your bad reputation project?
749
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,966
I'd like to say
a few words first.
750
00:28:39,034 --> 00:28:40,835
Though I understand
that a motion picture
751
00:28:40,903 --> 00:28:42,270
should stand on its own,
752
00:28:42,337 --> 00:28:44,138
I do realize that some of you
are not well-versed
753
00:28:44,206 --> 00:28:46,040
in the complex vocabulary
of the filmic arts.
754
00:28:46,108 --> 00:28:48,943
I expect that this video will go
over some of the heads
755
00:28:49,011 --> 00:28:50,778
of our less-cultured teammates.
756
00:28:50,846 --> 00:28:53,581
So let me just say
I hope you enjoy
757
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:54,949
my "Bad Reputation."
758
00:28:55,017 --> 00:28:56,817
Lights. Okay, go.
759
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,825
(angelic harmonizing)
760
00:29:10,132 --> 00:29:11,632
(rock ballad plays)
761
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:13,467
# Ooh, Daddy, please don't #
762
00:29:13,535 --> 00:29:14,936
# It wasn't his fault #
763
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:18,239
# He means so much to me! #
764
00:29:18,307 --> 00:29:21,509
# Daddy, please don't,
we're gonna get married #
765
00:29:21,577 --> 00:29:26,647
# Just you wait and see #
766
00:29:26,715 --> 00:29:28,950
# Every night
the same old dream #
767
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:32,853
# I hate to close my eyes #
768
00:29:32,921 --> 00:29:35,723
# I can't erase the memory #
769
00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:39,327
# The sound of Julie's cry #
770
00:29:39,394 --> 00:29:42,196
# She called me up
late that night #
771
00:29:42,264 --> 00:29:45,099
# And she said,
"Joe, don't come over #
772
00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:47,768
# "My dad and I just had
a fight #
773
00:29:47,836 --> 00:29:51,005
# "And he stormed out
the door! #
774
00:29:51,073 --> 00:29:54,542
# "I've never seen him act
this way #
775
00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:57,845
# "My God, he's going crazy! #
776
00:29:57,913 --> 00:29:59,914
# "He said
he's gonna make you pay #
777
00:29:59,982 --> 00:30:02,817
# "For what we've done #
778
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:06,654
# He's got a gun,
so run, Joey!" #
779
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:09,557
# Joey, run! #
780
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:12,526
# Daddy, please don't #
781
00:30:12,594 --> 00:30:16,731
# It wasn't his fault,
he means so much to me #
782
00:30:16,798 --> 00:30:18,499
# Daddy, please don't #
783
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,668
# We're gonna get married #
784
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,037
# Just you wait and see #
785
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,908
JESSIE:
# Got in my car and drove
like mad #
786
00:30:27,976 --> 00:30:30,511
# Till I reached Julie's place #
787
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:34,548
# She ran to me,
with tear-filled eyes #
788
00:30:34,616 --> 00:30:37,418
# And bruises on her face #
789
00:30:37,486 --> 00:30:41,022
# All at once, I saw him there #
790
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,324
# Sneaking up behind me #
791
00:30:43,392 --> 00:30:44,759
# Watch out! #
792
00:30:44,826 --> 00:30:47,295
# Then Julie yelled,
"He's got a gun!" #
793
00:30:47,362 --> 00:30:49,964
# And she stepped
in front of me #
794
00:30:50,032 --> 00:30:54,268
# Then, suddenly,
a shot rang out #
795
00:30:54,336 --> 00:30:57,004
# And I saw Julie falling #
796
00:30:57,072 --> 00:31:00,841
# I ran to her,
I held her close #
797
00:31:00,909 --> 00:31:03,911
# When I looked down,
my hands were red #
798
00:31:03,979 --> 00:31:06,647
# And here's the last words #
799
00:31:06,715 --> 00:31:09,016
# Julie said... #
800
00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:13,587
# Daddy, please don't,
it wasn't his fault #
801
00:31:13,655 --> 00:31:15,990
# He means so much to me #
802
00:31:16,058 --> 00:31:18,793
# Daddy, please don't #
803
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:21,562
# We're gonna get married... #
804
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:26,434
(angelic chorus vocalizing)
805
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,310
# Run, Joey, run, Joey, run #
806
00:31:36,378 --> 00:31:39,747
# Joey, run, Joey, run #
807
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:47,455
# Joey, run, Joey, run! #
808
00:31:47,522 --> 00:31:49,056
(song ends)
809
00:32:00,702 --> 00:32:03,437
Well, why don't we just, um,
take a moment
810
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,606
to really absorb
what we've just watched.
811
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,974
This is garbage!
Finn!
812
00:32:07,042 --> 00:32:09,176
No, he's right.
First of all, I need to trust
813
00:32:09,244 --> 00:32:10,711
my instincts more
because I had a feeling
814
00:32:10,779 --> 00:32:12,279
when we were shooting that, that
it was not going to be good.
815
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,315
Why didn't you tell me
they were in this, too?
816
00:32:14,383 --> 00:32:15,850
I thought you
and I were going out.
817
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:17,017
Being triple-cast
with two other guys
818
00:32:17,085 --> 00:32:18,786
to play opposite
your girlfriend?
819
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:19,887
It's mortifying.
820
00:32:19,955 --> 00:32:21,489
It was an artistic statement.
821
00:32:21,556 --> 00:32:22,923
FINN:
No. it wasn't!
It was you
822
00:32:22,991 --> 00:32:24,125
trying to look like
823
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,826
you had a bunch of guys fighting
over you
824
00:32:25,894 --> 00:32:27,328
so you could stop looking like
some kind
825
00:32:27,396 --> 00:32:28,696
of outcast and be seen
826
00:32:28,764 --> 00:32:31,265
as some hot slutty girl singer!
827
00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:33,667
How could you do this to me;
828
00:32:33,735 --> 00:32:35,169
to all us guys?
829
00:32:35,237 --> 00:32:36,504
Is your stupid reputation
more important
830
00:32:36,571 --> 00:32:37,505
than your relationships?
831
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,143
Jessie, wait!
832
00:32:52,328 --> 00:32:54,296
JEAN:
I saw your video, Sue!
You were fabulous!
833
00:32:54,364 --> 00:32:55,264
You know, I have
834
00:32:55,331 --> 00:32:56,532
to thank you, Jean.
835
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:58,467
You always know exactly
what to say to me
836
00:32:58,535 --> 00:32:59,902
when I lose my way.
837
00:32:59,969 --> 00:33:02,571
Turns out all I needed
was an attitude change.
838
00:33:02,639 --> 00:33:05,240
I forgot how good
it feels to give back.
839
00:33:05,308 --> 00:33:07,142
I've spent
so much time worrying
840
00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:08,877
about what other people
thought about me,
841
00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:10,846
when there's really
only one person in the world
842
00:33:10,914 --> 00:33:12,014
I want to impress.
843
00:33:12,081 --> 00:33:13,048
Who?
844
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,816
Who? You, silly.
845
00:33:14,884 --> 00:33:16,185
So, yesterday,
I walked
846
00:33:16,252 --> 00:33:18,420
back into that teachers' lounge,
847
00:33:18,488 --> 00:33:22,024
and I calmly informed them
of my unlikely skyrocket
848
00:33:22,091 --> 00:33:24,059
to showbiz fame,
and very gently
849
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:28,030
told them all I just didn't care
what they thought about me.
850
00:33:28,097 --> 00:33:30,299
What's that? Oh, look.
851
00:33:30,366 --> 00:33:33,402
Sue Sylvester is a top 700
recording artist, people!
852
00:33:33,469 --> 00:33:35,637
Who's laughing now, huh?
853
00:33:35,705 --> 00:33:37,272
Now, since Olivia is giving
854
00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:40,042
her cut of the proceeds
to injured manatees,
855
00:33:40,109 --> 00:33:41,543
I've decided to give
856
00:33:41,611 --> 00:33:43,779
all of my profits
to this nursing home.
857
00:33:43,846 --> 00:33:45,414
It's not going to be much.
858
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,182
Olivia totally screwed me
in negotiations.
859
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,450
I won't be working
860
00:33:48,518 --> 00:33:50,185
with her again, but
it should be enough
861
00:33:50,253 --> 00:33:52,487
for a couple of benches out back
for the summer.
862
00:33:52,555 --> 00:33:54,957
Maybe a little vegetable garden
for you to putter ound in.
863
00:33:55,024 --> 00:33:56,792
That'd be nice.
864
00:33:56,859 --> 00:33:58,327
Yeah.
865
00:33:58,394 --> 00:34:00,329
Now, after all these years,
how is it
866
00:34:00,396 --> 00:34:03,031
that you still know so much more
about everything than I do?
867
00:34:03,099 --> 00:34:04,399
I'm the smart one.
868
00:34:04,467 --> 00:34:05,534
(chuckles)
869
00:34:05,602 --> 00:34:06,668
You got the looks, too.
870
00:34:06,736 --> 00:34:07,803
How is that fair?
871
00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:09,271
Ah, thank you.
872
00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:11,673
(laughs) Let's say we
crack open a book, huh?
873
00:34:11,741 --> 00:34:13,141
Okay.
874
00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:14,376
See that-- the
two little bears?
875
00:34:14,444 --> 00:34:15,744
That's you and I.
That's right.
876
00:34:15,812 --> 00:34:17,746
I'm the big one, right?
And I'm the small one.
877
00:34:17,814 --> 00:34:18,780
Yeah, you're the tiny one.
878
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:19,915
And what does that say?
879
00:34:19,983 --> 00:34:21,450
"I always love you."
880
00:34:21,517 --> 00:34:23,885
"And I will always
love you."
881
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,889
(bell ringing)
882
00:34:32,228 --> 00:34:33,595
(knocks gently)
Hey.
883
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,066
Uh, these are for you.
884
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:43,238
They're lovely.
885
00:34:43,306 --> 00:34:44,473
Thank you.
886
00:34:46,809 --> 00:34:47,943
(clears throat)
887
00:34:48,011 --> 00:34:51,580
Um... I-I messed up, Emma.
888
00:34:51,648 --> 00:34:53,315
I think,
in all of this
889
00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:55,851
(inhales deeply)
"discovering who I am" business,
890
00:34:55,918 --> 00:34:58,420
I took a couple of wrong turns.
891
00:34:58,488 --> 00:35:00,822
And I get how those detours
892
00:35:00,890 --> 00:35:03,125
might have hurt you.
893
00:35:03,192 --> 00:35:06,662
But now I know
that that's not who I am
894
00:35:06,729 --> 00:35:09,064
or who I want to be.
895
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,567
I know what's supposed
to happen now.
896
00:35:12,635 --> 00:35:14,202
I'm supposed to smile
897
00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:16,638
and be impressed by how in touch
you are with your feelings
898
00:35:16,706 --> 00:35:19,074
and moon over the fact
that you care about me so much,
899
00:35:19,142 --> 00:35:22,511
but, um...
900
00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,146
I can't.
901
00:35:25,748 --> 00:35:28,383
But, Emily, th-this is...
this is killing me.
902
00:35:28,451 --> 00:35:29,918
I just...
903
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,688
(sighs)
904
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,923
I want you to look at me
the way you used to.
905
00:35:38,027 --> 00:35:39,928
I can't.
(clears throat)
906
00:35:42,165 --> 00:35:43,899
But you know what,
that's a good thing.
907
00:35:43,966 --> 00:35:45,801
Really, if this relationship
is ever going to work
908
00:35:45,868 --> 00:35:47,703
between the two of us,
we have to start
909
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:49,705
seeing each other
for who we really are.
910
00:35:53,309 --> 00:35:55,010
Thank you for the flowers.
911
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,068
I know you're behind the Glist.
912
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:21,903
You have no proof.
I can't believe
913
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,272
that you're going to pin this
on me. I'll be expelled.
914
00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:25,907
I mean, it makes sense.
915
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,709
Everything else
has been taken from me--
916
00:36:27,777 --> 00:36:30,245
my popularity, my body.
917
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:32,647
Might as well throw away
my education.
918
00:36:32,715 --> 00:36:34,082
You know when I realized
that you did it?
919
00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:36,918
The moment I felt
what it was like
920
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:38,453
to walk in your shoes.
921
00:36:38,521 --> 00:36:40,822
I mean, it takes years
to build a good reputation,
922
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:42,257
but only seconds to destroy it.
923
00:36:43,693 --> 00:36:45,994
Couple bad choices,
and you go from the top
924
00:36:46,062 --> 00:36:47,229
to the bottom.
925
00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:53,835
You have lost so much, Quinn.
926
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,706
Which means you had the most
to gain from the Glist.
927
00:37:00,576 --> 00:37:02,611
I never meant to hurt anybody.
928
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:07,215
I... I was captain
of the cheerleading squad,
929
00:37:07,283 --> 00:37:09,217
president of the Celibacy Club.
930
00:37:09,285 --> 00:37:10,819
I had Finn.
931
00:37:10,887 --> 00:37:14,022
People would part
like the Red Sea when I walked
932
00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:15,557
down the hallway.
933
00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:17,125
Now I'm invisible.
934
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:19,861
And you think being seen
as a cheap tramp is better?
935
00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:22,898
A bad reputation is better
than no reputation at all.
936
00:37:24,167 --> 00:37:25,534
Look, I know
that high school feels
937
00:37:25,601 --> 00:37:26,902
like your whole life right now,
938
00:37:26,969 --> 00:37:28,303
but it's going to end.
939
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,505
You're going to give
that baby to a family
940
00:37:30,573 --> 00:37:32,741
who really wants it,
who's going to love it,
941
00:37:32,809 --> 00:37:35,911
and then you are going to go on
to do amazing things, Quinn.
942
00:37:37,413 --> 00:37:40,148
You really think that I
can get it all back one day?
943
00:37:41,818 --> 00:37:43,351
(sighs)
944
00:37:45,588 --> 00:37:46,788
No.
945
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:51,226
I think you can get
something even better.
946
00:37:51,294 --> 00:37:53,261
I mean, come on.
You're Quinn Fabray, right?
947
00:37:53,329 --> 00:37:54,362
I mean, those
people didn't part
948
00:37:54,430 --> 00:37:55,697
when you walked down the halls;
949
00:37:55,765 --> 00:37:57,499
you moved them
with your attitude.
950
00:37:59,035 --> 00:38:00,202
Thanks, Mr. Shue.
951
00:38:01,671 --> 00:38:02,971
You're a really good teacher--
952
00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:05,507
even if everybody
is calling you a man-whore.
953
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:07,375
FIGGINS:
You wanted to see me,
William?
954
00:38:07,443 --> 00:38:08,610
I trust you
have come up
955
00:38:08,678 --> 00:38:11,313
with the perpetrators
of the Glist.
956
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,681
I, um... I grilled
957
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:14,583
every single one
of my students,
958
00:38:14,650 --> 00:38:18,119
and, uh... no one.
959
00:38:18,187 --> 00:38:19,721
No one copped
to making the Glist.
960
00:38:19,789 --> 00:38:22,791
They all closed ranks
and wouldn't rat out who did it.
961
00:38:22,859 --> 00:38:24,493
That's poppycock, Will.
962
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,128
I will not let this school
be held hostage
963
00:38:27,196 --> 00:38:28,630
by juvenile shenanigans.
964
00:38:28,698 --> 00:38:31,466
I know, but... I mean,
your point has been made.
965
00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:32,968
The Glists have stopped.
966
00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:34,569
I think we should just
967
00:38:34,637 --> 00:38:36,004
call this a victory
and move on.
968
00:38:40,843 --> 00:38:42,511
Fine.
969
00:38:42,578 --> 00:38:44,713
I'm still praying for you, Will.
970
00:38:51,988 --> 00:38:53,421
Thank you.
971
00:38:53,489 --> 00:38:55,357
(bell ringing)
972
00:39:02,331 --> 00:39:04,366
Hi.
973
00:39:04,433 --> 00:39:06,067
Are you still mad at me?
974
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,536
You know,
before I transferred here
975
00:39:07,603 --> 00:39:09,204
to make you my girlfriend,
I asked around about you,
976
00:39:09,272 --> 00:39:11,039
found out your rep,
what kind of girl you were.
977
00:39:11,107 --> 00:39:12,374
What did they say?
Most of them
978
00:39:12,441 --> 00:39:13,542
had no idea who you were.
979
00:39:13,609 --> 00:39:15,010
The ones that did
said you
980
00:39:15,077 --> 00:39:16,845
were kind of sneaky hot,
but that that quality
981
00:39:16,913 --> 00:39:18,813
was canceled out
by a compulsive need to be right
982
00:39:18,881 --> 00:39:20,148
and a strange affinity
983
00:39:20,216 --> 00:39:21,449
for sweaters
with animals on them.
984
00:39:21,517 --> 00:39:22,851
The most
interesting part was...
985
00:39:22,919 --> 00:39:25,120
that, even though no one
particularly liked you,
986
00:39:25,187 --> 00:39:27,455
they all said you were a person
who could be trusted.
987
00:39:27,523 --> 00:39:28,890
I still am.
988
00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:32,260
I have this pathological need
to be popular, okay?
989
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:35,864
I... I just want people to think
I'm cool so bad sometimes
990
00:39:35,932 --> 00:39:37,699
that it just clouds
my judgment. Okay?
991
00:39:37,767 --> 00:39:39,334
As a fellow star
in the making, I'm...
992
00:39:39,402 --> 00:39:40,502
I'm sure you
can understand that.
993
00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:41,937
On that level, sure.
994
00:39:42,004 --> 00:39:43,972
But as the guy
who gave up everything
995
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,942
to be your one and only,
I just can't see past this.
996
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,510
I should have been enough
for you, Rachel.
997
00:39:51,147 --> 00:39:52,847
I knew you'd break my heart.
998
00:39:55,751 --> 00:39:58,353
Well, that's the funny thing
about reputations.
999
00:39:58,421 --> 00:40:00,655
Everyone thinks
I'm the big heartbreaker,
1000
00:40:00,723 --> 00:40:03,124
but the fact of the matter is...
1001
00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,260
you broke mine first.
1002
00:40:08,764 --> 00:40:10,165
Do me a favor.
1003
00:40:10,232 --> 00:40:12,167
If we end up next to each other
1004
00:40:12,234 --> 00:40:13,835
on the bar
at Ballet Club this week,
1005
00:40:13,903 --> 00:40:15,704
just do your arabesques
and piqués in silence.
1006
00:40:15,771 --> 00:40:17,005
Don't talk to me.
1007
00:40:23,312 --> 00:40:26,581
("Total Eclipse of the Heart"
plays)
1008
00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:28,283
# Turn around #
1009
00:40:28,351 --> 00:40:31,886
# Every now and then,
I get a little bit lonely #
1010
00:40:31,954 --> 00:40:34,356
# And you're never
comin' round #
1011
00:40:34,423 --> 00:40:35,724
# Turn around #
1012
00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:38,960
# Every now and then,
I get a little bit tired #
1013
00:40:39,028 --> 00:40:41,396
# Of listening
to the sound of my tears #
1014
00:40:41,464 --> 00:40:42,964
# Turn around #
1015
00:40:43,032 --> 00:40:45,967
# Every now and then,
I get a little bit terrified #
1016
00:40:46,035 --> 00:40:48,370
# And then I see the look
in your eyes #
1017
00:40:48,437 --> 00:40:52,140
# Turn around, bright eyes #
1018
00:40:52,208 --> 00:40:54,709
# Every now and then,
I fall apart #
1019
00:40:54,777 --> 00:40:58,546
# And I need you now tonight #
1020
00:40:58,614 --> 00:41:01,950
# And I need you
more than ever #
1021
00:41:02,018 --> 00:41:05,387
# And if you'll only
hold me tight #
1022
00:41:05,454 --> 00:41:09,057
# We'll be holding on forever #
1023
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:12,594
# And we'll only
be making it right #
1024
00:41:12,662 --> 00:41:14,996
# 'Cause we'll never be wrong #
1025
00:41:15,064 --> 00:41:18,800
# Together we can take it
to the end of the line #
1026
00:41:18,868 --> 00:41:20,802
# Your love is like
a shadow on me #
1027
00:41:20,870 --> 00:41:23,738
# All of the time #
# All of the time #
1028
00:41:23,806 --> 00:41:27,642
# I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark #
1029
00:41:27,710 --> 00:41:30,912
# You're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks #
1030
00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:34,649
# I really need you tonight #
1031
00:41:34,717 --> 00:41:38,586
# Forever's going
to start tonight #
1032
00:41:38,654 --> 00:41:40,522
# Forever's going to
start tonight #
1033
00:41:40,589 --> 00:41:43,692
# Once upon a time
there was light in my life #
1034
00:41:43,759 --> 00:41:46,461
# Now I'm only
falling apart #
1035
00:41:48,564 --> 00:41:50,598
# There's nothing I can say #
1036
00:41:50,666 --> 00:41:53,134
# Total eclipse of the heart #
1037
00:41:56,172 --> 00:41:58,707
# Turn around, bright eyes #
1038
00:41:58,774 --> 00:42:02,177
# Every now and then,
I fall apart #
1039
00:42:02,244 --> 00:42:04,679
# Turn around, bright eyes #
1040
00:42:04,747 --> 00:42:08,283
# Every now and then,
I fall apart #
1041
00:42:08,350 --> 00:42:12,120
# And I need you now tonight #
1042
00:42:12,188 --> 00:42:14,956
# And I need you
more than ever #
1043
00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:19,227
# And we'll only
be making it right #
1044
00:42:19,295 --> 00:42:21,429
# 'Cause we'll never be wrong #
1045
00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:25,066
# Together we can take it
to the end of the line #
1046
00:42:25,134 --> 00:42:27,102
# Your love is like
a shadow on me #
1047
00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:30,905
# All of the time #
# All of the time #
1048
00:42:30,973 --> 00:42:34,175
# I don't know what to do,
I'm always in the dark #
1049
00:42:34,243 --> 00:42:39,380
# You're living in a powder keg
and giving off sparks #
1050
00:42:39,448 --> 00:42:42,117
# I really need you tonight #
1051
00:42:42,184 --> 00:42:45,520
# Forever's going
to start tonight #
1052
00:42:45,588 --> 00:42:47,622
# Forever's going to
start tonight #
1053
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:51,826
# Once upon a time,
I was falling in love #
1054
00:42:51,894 --> 00:42:54,295
# Now I'm only falling apart #
1055
00:42:57,299 --> 00:42:58,967
# There's nothing I can do #
1056
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:04,105
# Total eclipse of the heart #
1057
00:43:07,276 --> 00:43:11,079
# Turn around, bright eyes. #