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And ken just seems
kind of angry.
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And that's
what you missed on...
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¶ glee. ¶
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I bet we get stuck
with mr. Sinacori
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As our sectionals
advisor.
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Oh, the creepy math teacher?
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He's always singing
when he walks down the halls.
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Hey, guys.
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Did any of you
think it was weird
10
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The way that puck
rushed to quinn's aid
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During rehearsal
yesterday?
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Is it the baby?
Is it coming?
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Think we're supposed
to get hot towels.
Would you both just shut up!
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There's, like, sweat on the
floor. I slipped, okay?
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I'm fine!
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No.
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I mean, he likes her.
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I mean, they're friends.
We all know that.
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Rachel:
Yeah, but it seemed
like more than that.
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I've never told
you guys this before,
21
00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:04,909
But I'm a little psychic.
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I can't read minds
or anything yet,
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But I do have
a sixth sense.
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Something is definitely
going on there.
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Uh, we... We
got to go.
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We have to practice.
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Oh, and we will, as
soon as mr. Schuester
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Names a faculty advisor
to replace him.
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There's nothing to be scared of.
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I mean, it... It's not
like carrie or anything.
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(school bell ringing)
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Hey. She's onto it.
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I know. It's really
freaking me out.
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Hold up.
(phone vibrating)
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Artie's buzzing in.
I'm going party line.
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Dudes, this
is serious.
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If she finds out, she's
going to tell finn.
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She's a total
trout mouth.
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Kurt wants in.
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I say we lock rachel up
until after sectionals.
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I volunteer my basement.
We can't.
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We need her to sing.
Damn her talent.
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We just heard.
Who told?
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We assumed
it was you.
45
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Why would
I do that?
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To get back at puck.
Aren't you guys dating?
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Sex is not dating.
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If it were, santana and I
would be dating.
49
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Look, I don't want
to rock the boat.
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Since quinn got pregnant,
I'm top dog around here.
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Hold up.
Rachel's walking by.
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Hey, hot mama?
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She's gone.
54
00:02:02,868 --> 00:02:04,402
Look, I know
I screwed up
55
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Telling all you guys
about quinn and puck,
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And I feel really
terrible about it,
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But we cannot let
rachel figure this out.
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If she tells finn,
he's going to flip.
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And then, we really have
no chance at sectionals.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Are you sure about this?
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But the wedding is on Saturday.
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Your wedding.
I know.
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We just pushed it back
a few hours.
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Now it doesn't have to happen
in broad daylight.
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Really, I want
to do this, will.
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I want to take the kids
to sectionals.
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Okay, but... What about ken?
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I mean, he-he's going
to be furious.
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I appealed to him
as an educator.
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You will always choose schuester
over me.
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He won't even be there, ken.
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I am doing this for the kids.
I really thought
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That you of all people
would understand this.
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This time,
I don't think that I do.
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He took it great.
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Just great.
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(laughs)
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I can't thank you enough.
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(school bell rings)
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Rachel:
Hey.
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I know it's not my place,
but have you had your doctor run
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The full genetic test panel
on your unborn child?
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I only ask
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Because my cousin, leon,
and his wife got pregnant,
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And then they found out that he
was a carrier for tay-sachs.
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What's that?
88
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It's a genetic disorder--
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Pretty terrible
from what I understand.
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If one of the parents
is a carrier,
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Then there's, like, a 50% chance
that the child has it
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Or something
like that.
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No, leon's... Leon's
baby was fine.
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(stammering): It was still
pretty scary, though.
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My doctor never mentioned that.
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You know... I'm such an idiot.
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They would only run the test if
one of the parents was jewish.
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Yeah, only jews carry the gene.
Oh.
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Okay, I'll see you in rehearsal.
(school bell ringing)
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You have to take me to go get
those jewish baby tests.
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Why? Is that even a real thing?
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Because, if something is wrong
with the baby,
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Terri schuester
isn't going to take it.
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And I can't ask finn.
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He'll know something's up.
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Does this have
to happen tonight?
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Because I have my fight club.
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Will:
Hey, guys?
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Let's, uh... Let's
gather 'round.
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Well... I have found
my replacement.
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So, give it up for
ms. Pillsbury.
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(sparse applause)
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She's the one
they made me talk to
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When they found out I was
keeping that bird in my locker.
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So, do you even know anything
about music?
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Well...
What's important
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Is that she cares
about you guys
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Every bit as
much as I do.
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Now...
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(sighs)
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I-I don't know what the future
holds for me...
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And for us,
but I know, Saturday,
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You're going to make me proud.
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You guys are going to be great.
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So...
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Good-bye for now.
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Wait.
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What about our set list?
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I... I can't help you with that.
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You've got to figure that out
for yourselves.
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All right, guys.
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Well, we have to do "proud mary"
in wheelchairs. That's in.
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And "don't stop believing,"
for sure.
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What about the ballad?
I would be thrilled
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To contribute a ballad
from my repertoire.
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Mercedes:
Okay, you know what,
miss bossy pants?
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Enough.
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I've worked just as hard as you,
and I'm just as good as you.
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You know, you always end up
stealing the spotlight.
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Mercedes, do you
honestly think
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You're as strong of
a balladeer as I am?
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(whispering):
Ballads are kind
of my thing.
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Emma:
Okay, um, rachel,
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Why don't you
let mercedes
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Give it a try?
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Thanks, mrs. P.
Emma:
Okay.
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Rachel.
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Do I even need
to tell you what song?
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Horns, strings,
keep up.
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¶ and I am telling you ¶
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¶ I'm not going ¶
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¶ you're the best man
I'll ever know ¶
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¶ there's no way I can ever go ¶
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¶ no, no, there's no way ¶
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¶ no, no, no, no way
I'm living without you ¶
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¶ I'm not living without you ¶
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¶ I don't want to be free ¶
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¶ I'm staying ¶
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¶ I'm staying ¶
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¶ and you, and you ¶
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¶ you're going to love me ¶
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¶ yeah ¶
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¶ ooh-ooh-ooh ¶
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¶ tear down the mountains ¶
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¶ yell, scream and shout ¶
166
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¶ you can say what you want,
I'm not walking out ¶
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¶ stop all the rivers ¶
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¶ push, strike and kill ¶
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¶ I'm not going to leave you ¶
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¶ there's no way I will ¶
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¶ and I am ¶
172
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¶ telling you ¶
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¶ I'm not going ¶
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¶ I'm not living without you ¶
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¶ not living without you ¶
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¶ I don't want to be free ¶
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¶ I'm staying, I'm staying ¶
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¶ and you, and you, and you ¶
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¶ you're going to love me... ¶
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¶ yeah.... Yeah! ¶
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¶ love me, love me ¶
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¶ love... ¶
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¶ me! ¶
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(cheering and applause)
185
00:08:07,866 --> 00:08:09,767
Thoughts?
186
00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:15,272
It's clear the room adores you.
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And, although it wouldn't
be my first choice, well...
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I can't wait to see you
sing that song at sectionals.
189
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You're amazing, mercedes,
and you deserve it.
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I'm going
to hug you now.
191
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Okay. Come on.
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(laughing)
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(school bell ringing)
194
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That was pretty cool
in there.
195
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I... I know that must
have been hard for you.
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It was the right
thing to do.
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I... I wanted to bring
the team together.
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Yeah.
199
00:08:43,635 --> 00:08:45,769
You know,
I got to be honest.
200
00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:47,638
I'm kind of pumped
about sectionals.
201
00:08:47,639 --> 00:08:49,573
This has been a...
202
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Hard couple of months--
with quinn and the baby
203
00:08:52,077 --> 00:08:53,310
And everything and...
204
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I don't know--
I really think that...
205
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Winning could make
everything good for while.
206
00:08:59,784 --> 00:09:01,452
You know?
207
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:02,620
Is that stupid?
208
00:09:02,621 --> 00:09:04,355
It's not stupid at all.
209
00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:08,025
Is something up with you?
210
00:09:08,026 --> 00:09:09,860
I want you to be happy, finn.
211
00:09:09,861 --> 00:09:11,128
Oh.
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00:09:11,129 --> 00:09:12,429
And when you care about someone,
213
00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:14,064
You can't sit around
and watch them suffer
214
00:09:14,065 --> 00:09:16,166
When you know you
can do something about it.
215
00:09:17,202 --> 00:09:18,802
What are you talking about?
216
00:09:19,804 --> 00:09:21,939
I have to tell you something.
217
00:09:31,232 --> 00:09:33,967
(grunting and groaning)
218
00:09:33,968 --> 00:09:35,369
Hey, come on, come on.
Get off him!
219
00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,638
Knock it off! Get off! Get off!
220
00:09:37,639 --> 00:09:39,307
Hey.
221
00:09:39,308 --> 00:09:41,009
Tell the truth!
Punk just walked in
and sucker punched me.
222
00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:43,077
Don't play dumb-- you're too
freaking dumb to play dumb.
223
00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:45,814
Will:
Come on!
Who told you this, finn?
224
00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:47,982
Obviously, it was rachel.
What? I didn't do anything.
225
00:09:47,983 --> 00:09:50,118
Yeah, it was rachel,
but I want to hear it from you.
226
00:09:50,119 --> 00:09:52,320
I want to heart it
from both of you.
Finn, just calm down.
227
00:09:52,321 --> 00:09:53,988
No! They're both
lying to me!
228
00:09:55,591 --> 00:09:57,291
Is it true?
229
00:09:57,292 --> 00:09:59,660
Just tell me-- is it true?
230
00:10:08,036 --> 00:10:09,770
Yes.
231
00:10:11,139 --> 00:10:13,140
Puck is the father.
232
00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:19,880
(stammers)
233
00:10:21,550 --> 00:10:22,817
So, all...
234
00:10:22,818 --> 00:10:25,353
All that stuff in the hot tub...
235
00:10:25,354 --> 00:10:27,221
You just made that up?
236
00:10:27,222 --> 00:10:28,322
You were stupid
enough to buy it.
237
00:10:29,358 --> 00:10:31,292
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
238
00:10:31,293 --> 00:10:34,195
(sobbing):
I am so sorry.
239
00:10:34,196 --> 00:10:35,963
Screw this.
240
00:10:35,964 --> 00:10:37,431
I'm done with you.
241
00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:40,801
I'm done with...
242
00:10:40,802 --> 00:10:42,670
I'm done with all of you!
243
00:10:43,672 --> 00:10:45,673
(chair clattering)
244
00:10:54,149 --> 00:10:57,084
(school bell ringing)
245
00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:02,223
I'm so sorry.
246
00:11:02,224 --> 00:11:05,192
I fully understand
if you want to beat me up.
247
00:11:06,762 --> 00:11:10,231
If you can, just try
to avoid my nose.
248
00:11:10,232 --> 00:11:13,768
I'm not mad at you.
249
00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:17,038
All you did was what I wasn't
brave enough to do--
250
00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:20,074
Tell the truth.
251
00:11:23,011 --> 00:11:26,514
I was selfish
when I told him.
252
00:11:26,515 --> 00:11:28,849
I wanted
to break you two up,
253
00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:31,852
So he would want
to be with me.
254
00:11:31,853 --> 00:11:35,089
And now neither
of us have him.
255
00:11:36,124 --> 00:11:39,627
I have hurt so many people.
256
00:11:44,499 --> 00:11:46,500
Can you go now?
257
00:11:47,669 --> 00:11:49,670
I just really want
to be alone.
258
00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:06,187
Hey.
259
00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:07,455
(sniffling)
260
00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:10,491
So, I know you're upset now.
261
00:12:10,492 --> 00:12:13,127
But I want to be with you.
262
00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:14,795
And I'm going to do
everything I can
263
00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:16,530
To be a good dad to our baby.
264
00:12:16,531 --> 00:12:19,533
Thanks.
265
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:23,037
But I honestly can't handle
266
00:12:23,038 --> 00:12:25,706
Any more stress in
my life right now.
267
00:12:29,177 --> 00:12:32,213
I'm going to do
this on my own.
268
00:12:32,214 --> 00:12:35,216
I know you don't
understand it.
269
00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:38,219
But please respect it.
270
00:12:49,498 --> 00:12:51,899
(mechanical whirring)
271
00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:02,610
So, the competition
starts at 11:00.
272
00:13:02,611 --> 00:13:03,844
Right.
I'll have my cell phone on.
273
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:05,279
I know. You already told me.
274
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,981
Three times.
And you wrote it down.
275
00:13:08,016 --> 00:13:09,884
Reporting for duty,
276
00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:11,719
Mr. Schuester.
I have to tell you,
277
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,621
I get terrible
public event anxiety.
278
00:13:13,622 --> 00:13:14,955
You know what, jacob?
279
00:13:14,956 --> 00:13:16,891
It's okay. We just need
a 12th member.
280
00:13:16,892 --> 00:13:18,726
All right, so, um,
just sway in back.
281
00:13:18,727 --> 00:13:19,960
You don't even
have to sing.
282
00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:21,262
Yeah, don't even sing.
283
00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:22,430
Okay.
Okay.
Great.
284
00:13:23,465 --> 00:13:25,466
(under breath): God.
285
00:13:26,768 --> 00:13:30,271
So, um, still no word from finn?
286
00:13:30,272 --> 00:13:32,239
No.
287
00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:35,876
I can't thank you enough.
288
00:13:35,877 --> 00:13:37,912
Okay.
289
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,379
Emma: Okay.
290
00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,282
So, smooth sailing so far,
we're all signed in.
291
00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:21,283
And, um...
292
00:14:22,518 --> 00:14:23,885
...According to the program,
293
00:14:23,886 --> 00:14:26,588
You have drawn performance
slot number three.
294
00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:28,790
We're going last?
Isn't that bad?
295
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:30,759
Hardly.
296
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,160
This is good news.
297
00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:34,162
My extensive auditioning for
community theater has taught me
298
00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:36,364
That we either want
to go first or last.
299
00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:38,867
If we're first, then everyone
has to measure up to us,
300
00:14:38,868 --> 00:14:40,035
And if we're last,
301
00:14:40,036 --> 00:14:41,403
Then we're freshest
in the judges' minds.
302
00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:43,338
And did you ever get
any of those parts?
303
00:14:46,576 --> 00:14:49,077
I'm with rachel. On this.
304
00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:50,645
The glass is
definitely half full
305
00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:51,780
Of some very good things
right now.
306
00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:53,582
Yeah, ms. Pillsbury's right.
307
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:54,816
I mean, we're here now, right?
308
00:14:54,817 --> 00:14:56,118
No reason not
309
00:14:56,119 --> 00:14:57,586
To go in
with some positive mojo.
310
00:14:57,587 --> 00:14:59,187
Right. Right.
311
00:14:59,188 --> 00:15:01,656
Right.
Right.
Right.
312
00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:03,725
¶ and you, and you ¶
313
00:15:03,726 --> 00:15:05,894
¶ and you ¶
314
00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:09,631
¶ you're gonna love me ¶
315
00:15:09,632 --> 00:15:12,601
(holding note)
316
00:15:12,602 --> 00:15:15,170
¶ you're gonna love ¶
it's a really
popular song.
317
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:17,272
¶ me! ¶
318
00:15:17,273 --> 00:15:19,241
(cheering, applause)
319
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,248
¶ rolling, rolling ¶
¶ yeah ¶
320
00:15:26,249 --> 00:15:29,217
¶ yeah ¶
¶ rolling on the river... ¶
321
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,101
Emma:
We've got a problem.
322
00:15:46,102 --> 00:15:47,469
They're doing all
of our numbers.
323
00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,137
The kids are completely
freaking out.
324
00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:50,539
Artie keeps ramming himself
into the wall,
325
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,407
And I'm pretty sure
jacob ben israel wet himself.
326
00:15:52,408 --> 00:15:53,708
I knew it!
327
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:54,743
Sue leaked the set list.
328
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:57,078
Will...
329
00:15:57,079 --> 00:15:59,781
Will, these kids need a leader
right now.
330
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:03,819
Just hold tight.
331
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:05,320
I know what to do.
332
00:16:05,321 --> 00:16:07,322
Okay.
333
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:12,627
Sue!
334
00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:16,631
What kind of teacher
are you?
335
00:16:16,632 --> 00:16:19,100
Hey, buddy! I just came by
to feed my venus flytrap.
336
00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:20,302
You leaked the set list!
337
00:16:20,303 --> 00:16:21,736
And you are not going
to get away with it!
338
00:16:21,737 --> 00:16:23,738
That is a libelous accusation,
339
00:16:23,739 --> 00:16:26,074
And I insist you retract it
immediately.
340
00:16:26,075 --> 00:16:27,509
You have no proof.
341
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:28,877
No proof?
342
00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:30,245
You are the only person
who had the list!
343
00:16:30,246 --> 00:16:33,315
But other than that,
you have no proof.
344
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:36,585
It's time to face
facts, william.
345
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:38,253
At 1:00 p.M. This afternoon,
346
00:16:38,254 --> 00:16:40,755
Your little club will have had
its shot at the big time,
347
00:16:40,756 --> 00:16:42,457
And they will have failed.
348
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:45,293
Glee club will
be canceled,
349
00:16:45,294 --> 00:16:47,495
And all that money
figgins has been funneling
350
00:16:47,496 --> 00:16:49,297
Into your budget
will finally
351
00:16:49,298 --> 00:16:52,834
And rightfully be
restored to mine.
352
00:16:52,835 --> 00:16:54,836
You have crossed the line.
353
00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:58,006
I am not going to sit
idly by anymore.
354
00:16:58,007 --> 00:17:01,009
I am going to expose you
355
00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:03,478
For the fraud
that you have become.
356
00:17:03,479 --> 00:17:05,480
Bring it on, william.
357
00:17:05,481 --> 00:17:07,682
I'm reasonably confident
358
00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:09,251
That you will be
adding revenge
359
00:17:09,252 --> 00:17:11,920
To the long list of things
you're no good at--
360
00:17:11,921 --> 00:17:13,989
Right next to being
being married...
361
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:15,457
Don't.
362
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:17,459
...Running a high
school glee club,
363
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,227
And finding a hairstyle
364
00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:21,897
That doesn't make you
look like a lesbian.
365
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:24,399
Love ya like a sista.
366
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,401
Get your hands off me.
367
00:17:26,402 --> 00:17:29,404
You're not going to push
a woman, are you?
368
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:31,406
I didn't think so.
369
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,121
Hey, finn.
370
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,858
I just called your mom.
She told me you'd be here.
371
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:52,027
Yeah, you know,
football season ended,
372
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:53,728
So I'm just cleaning out
my things.
373
00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:56,398
Sounds like something that
could've waited till Monday.
374
00:17:56,399 --> 00:17:59,501
You heard anything?
375
00:17:59,502 --> 00:18:01,536
Yeah.
376
00:18:01,537 --> 00:18:02,904
It's pretty bad.
377
00:18:05,408 --> 00:18:08,176
I can't be there.
378
00:18:08,177 --> 00:18:09,377
And I can?
379
00:18:09,378 --> 00:18:10,979
I can't even
380
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,114
Be in the same room as her
without crying like a girl.
381
00:18:13,115 --> 00:18:16,117
I can't look at him without
wanting to punch his face off.
382
00:18:16,118 --> 00:18:18,086
I don't have any more pep talks,
finn.
383
00:18:18,087 --> 00:18:20,221
You know I know how you feel.
384
00:18:21,290 --> 00:18:23,091
All I know is that--
385
00:18:23,092 --> 00:18:24,426
Between you and me--
386
00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,394
I don't think that they can win
without you.
387
00:18:26,395 --> 00:18:28,063
But that's not fair.
388
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,432
Why does it always have
to come down to me?
389
00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:33,268
Why do I always have
to be the bigger man?
390
00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:36,938
Because sometimes
being special...
391
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:39,607
Sucks.
392
00:18:41,644 --> 00:18:44,646
I just want everything
to be like it--
393
00:18:44,647 --> 00:18:46,982
Like it never happened,
you know?
394
00:18:46,983 --> 00:18:49,250
Well, finn...
395
00:18:51,287 --> 00:18:53,655
...You can't always get
what you want.
396
00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:00,695
Listen, I'll be
in the choir room.
397
00:19:03,099 --> 00:19:05,266
Oh, mr. Shue,
you forgot your keys.
398
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:08,269
No, I didn't.
399
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:13,856
Nope, your money's no good here,
I'm buying.
400
00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:16,258
Celebratory giant pretzels.
401
00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:17,926
I don't feel much
like celebrating.
402
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:19,194
Why not?
403
00:19:19,195 --> 00:19:21,730
One of us is going
to take this thing.
404
00:19:21,731 --> 00:19:24,633
Hi.
405
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:25,968
Nice set list.
406
00:19:25,969 --> 00:19:28,437
Of course, I haven't heard
your deaf kids perform yet,
407
00:19:28,438 --> 00:19:29,605
But I hear they're doing
"don't stop believing."
408
00:19:29,606 --> 00:19:30,939
Um, who are you?
409
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,708
I'm so sorry,
let me introduce myself.
410
00:19:32,709 --> 00:19:34,209
I'm emma pillsbury.
411
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,645
I'm the faculty advisor for the
mckinley high school glee club.
412
00:19:36,646 --> 00:19:39,448
Oh. What happened to
the white guy with
the jheri curl?
413
00:19:39,449 --> 00:19:41,450
You should be ashamed.
Aren't you ashamed?
414
00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:43,218
You're educators.
415
00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:45,253
Actually, no, you know what?
You're more than that.
416
00:19:45,254 --> 00:19:46,955
You take care
of disadvantaged kids.
417
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,423
And you're teaching them that
418
00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:50,425
The only way they can compete
in this world is by cheating.
419
00:19:50,426 --> 00:19:52,260
I'm sorry, but what kind
of message is that?
420
00:19:52,261 --> 00:19:53,829
I don't know what
you're talking about.
421
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,264
"don't stop believing" is
the most downloaded song
422
00:19:56,265 --> 00:19:57,599
In the history of itunes.
423
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,101
I've only got one good ear
424
00:19:59,102 --> 00:20:00,669
And even I know that.
Scarlet fever.
425
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:02,704
Right, and "proud mary?"
426
00:20:02,705 --> 00:20:04,339
In wheelchairs?
427
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,008
Do you have any idea
428
00:20:06,009 --> 00:20:08,076
How much winning is going
to mean to my girls?
429
00:20:08,077 --> 00:20:10,045
It's going to be
a life changer--
430
00:20:10,046 --> 00:20:12,080
Make them feel like they're
worth something again.
431
00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:14,082
I'm-I'm sorry, do you--
do you think
432
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,118
That they're not going to
know that something's up?
433
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,053
The fact that you just
magically came up
434
00:20:18,054 --> 00:20:20,522
With two brand-new numbers
days before competition?
435
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,025
They were great up there.
436
00:20:23,026 --> 00:20:24,259
That's all I know.
I think
437
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,928
What we have here is a
case of deaf racism.
438
00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:29,297
Shame on you.
439
00:20:29,298 --> 00:20:31,299
No, you know what
the real shame is?
440
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,769
Is that maybe if you believed
in them just a little bit more
441
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,103
They would've been
amazing up there.
442
00:20:36,639 --> 00:20:38,874
Without cheating.
443
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,010
¶ ¶
444
00:20:42,011 --> 00:20:46,448
¶ don't stop believing ¶
445
00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:49,818
¶ hold on to that feeling ¶
446
00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:54,189
¶ streetlight people ¶
447
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,557
(holding note)
448
00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:57,693
Meeting in the green room
in five minutes.
449
00:20:57,694 --> 00:21:00,262
¶ don't stop believing... ¶
450
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:04,166
You leaked the set list,
you don't want to be here--
451
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:06,168
You were just sue sylvester's
little moles.
452
00:21:06,169 --> 00:21:07,836
I know for a fact
that's true.
453
00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:09,871
Sue asked us
to spy for her.
454
00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:11,506
Santana:
Look, we may still
be cheerios,
455
00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:14,176
But neither of us ever
gave sue the set list.
456
00:21:14,177 --> 00:21:16,178
Well... I-I did,
but I didn't know
457
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,846
What she was going
to do with it.
458
00:21:21,384 --> 00:21:24,519
Okay, look, believe
what you want,
459
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,022
But no one's forcing
me to be here.
460
00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:29,558
And if you ever tell anyone
this I'll deny it--
461
00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:31,560
But I like being
in glee club.
462
00:21:33,096 --> 00:21:35,097
It's the best part
of my day, okay?
463
00:21:35,098 --> 00:21:37,099
I wasn't going to go
and mess it up.
464
00:21:44,674 --> 00:21:46,641
I believe you.
465
00:21:48,678 --> 00:21:50,779
Okay, look, guys, there's no
point in us arguing anymore.
466
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,114
We-we have go on
in an hour.
467
00:21:52,115 --> 00:21:53,615
And we have no songs.
468
00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,484
Perhaps I could improvise some
of my def poetry jams.
469
00:21:55,485 --> 00:21:56,752
No.
No?
470
00:21:56,753 --> 00:21:58,253
Look, we're going
to do this the right way.
471
00:21:58,254 --> 00:21:59,488
Let's start
with the ballad.
472
00:21:59,489 --> 00:22:00,922
Mercedes, do you have anything
else in your repertoire?
473
00:22:00,923 --> 00:22:02,190
Yeah, but it's not as good
474
00:22:02,191 --> 00:22:03,358
As anything
you're going to sing.
475
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,826
No, we, we agreed...
We agreed
476
00:22:04,827 --> 00:22:07,763
That I would sing
"and I'm telling you,"
477
00:22:07,764 --> 00:22:08,630
And that ain't happening.
478
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,098
Look, rachel,
479
00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:13,135
The truth is you're the
best singer that we've got.
480
00:22:13,136 --> 00:22:15,604
Kurt:
As much as it hurts me to
admit it-- and it does--
481
00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:17,139
She's right.
482
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,140
Rachel's our star.
483
00:22:18,141 --> 00:22:19,641
If anyone is going
484
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:22,077
To go belt it on the fly,
it should be her.
485
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,413
Well, I do have something
486
00:22:25,414 --> 00:22:26,882
That I've been working on
since I was four.
487
00:22:26,883 --> 00:22:29,551
Then I guess we have our
ballad, and we can close
488
00:22:29,552 --> 00:22:31,119
With "somebody to love."
489
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,420
It's a real
crowd-pleaser.
490
00:22:32,421 --> 00:22:34,689
Yeah, that and a can of soup
will guarantee us third place.
491
00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:36,358
We still need
another song
492
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:37,726
We can all sing together.
493
00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:45,634
I have one.
494
00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:47,235
(sighs)
495
00:22:47,236 --> 00:22:48,904
I found the sheet music online.
496
00:22:48,905 --> 00:22:52,240
I used the cheerios' copier
to make copies
497
00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:53,508
And then I trashed the thing.
498
00:22:57,079 --> 00:22:58,613
Mike, matt,
499
00:22:58,614 --> 00:23:01,283
Brittany, santana,
you're our best dancers.
500
00:23:01,284 --> 00:23:03,752
Figure something out
and we'll all follow your lead.
501
00:23:03,753 --> 00:23:05,720
It's going to be
choppy.
Good.
502
00:23:05,721 --> 00:23:07,389
We're best when we're loose.
503
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:13,028
Look, all we have going for us
is that we believe in ourselves
504
00:23:13,029 --> 00:23:14,262
And what we're singing about.
505
00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:16,097
If we can show
the judges that...
506
00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:19,134
...We might have a shot
at this thing.
507
00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:24,439
It's good to have you back,
finn.
508
00:23:26,809 --> 00:23:28,610
You cool if I take my spot back?
509
00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:29,778
Quite.
510
00:23:29,779 --> 00:23:31,413
I was just here
because I was hoping
511
00:23:31,414 --> 00:23:32,647
To get
into rachel's pants.
512
00:23:34,584 --> 00:23:35,917
(sighs)
513
00:23:35,918 --> 00:23:37,118
We cool, dude?
514
00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:44,759
No.
515
00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:49,097
Finn...
516
00:23:50,499 --> 00:23:52,300
You okay?
517
00:23:52,301 --> 00:23:54,236
Don't worry about me.
518
00:23:54,237 --> 00:23:55,704
Okay, this is all up to you now.
519
00:23:55,705 --> 00:23:57,806
You wanted the
solo, you wanted
520
00:23:57,807 --> 00:23:59,007
The chance to be the star.
521
00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:00,442
This is your chance.
522
00:24:00,443 --> 00:24:02,143
Don't screw it up.
523
00:24:09,352 --> 00:24:11,386
(sighs)
524
00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:15,197
Will:
Well, a-are they nervous?
525
00:24:15,198 --> 00:24:16,198
Has it started?
526
00:24:19,268 --> 00:24:20,735
Showtime.
527
00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:23,138
Emcee:
And now our final team--
528
00:24:23,139 --> 00:24:25,607
Mckinley high's new directions!
529
00:24:30,046 --> 00:24:33,348
("don't rain on my parade"
playing)
530
00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:38,587
¶ don't tell me not to live ¶
531
00:24:38,588 --> 00:24:40,422
¶ just sit and putter ¶
532
00:24:40,423 --> 00:24:43,592
¶ life's candy
and the sun's a ball of butter ¶
533
00:24:43,593 --> 00:24:47,729
¶ don't bring around a cloud
to rain on my parade ¶
534
00:24:49,498 --> 00:24:53,235
¶ don't tell me not to fly,
I've simply got to ¶
535
00:24:53,236 --> 00:24:55,637
¶ if someone takes a spill,
it's me and not you ¶
536
00:24:55,638 --> 00:24:59,841
¶ who told you you're allowed
to rain on my ¶
537
00:24:59,842 --> 00:25:01,343
¶ parade ¶
538
00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:03,845
¶ I'm marching my band out ¶
539
00:25:03,846 --> 00:25:06,581
¶ I'm beating my drum ¶
540
00:25:06,582 --> 00:25:09,451
¶ and if I'm fanned out ¶
541
00:25:09,452 --> 00:25:12,554
¶ your turn at bat, sir ¶
542
00:25:12,555 --> 00:25:14,189
¶ at least I didn't fake it ¶
543
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:17,192
¶ hat, sir,
I guess I didn't make it ¶
544
00:25:17,193 --> 00:25:20,662
¶ but whether I'm the rose
of sheer perfection ¶
545
00:25:20,663 --> 00:25:23,331
¶ a freckle on the nose
of life's complexion ¶
546
00:25:23,332 --> 00:25:26,534
¶ the cinder
or the shiny apple ¶
547
00:25:26,535 --> 00:25:29,971
¶ of its eye ¶
548
00:25:29,972 --> 00:25:32,874
¶ I gotta fly once,
I gotta try once ¶
549
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,376
¶ only can die once ¶
550
00:25:34,377 --> 00:25:36,144
¶ right, sir? ¶
551
00:25:36,145 --> 00:25:38,847
¶ oh, life is juicy, juicy,
and you see ¶
552
00:25:38,848 --> 00:25:42,183
¶ I gotta have my bite, sir ¶
553
00:25:42,184 --> 00:25:45,620
¶ get ready for me, love,
'cause I'm a comer ¶
554
00:25:45,621 --> 00:25:48,690
¶ I simply gotta March,
my heart's a drummer ¶
555
00:25:48,691 --> 00:25:50,292
¶ don't bring around a cloud ¶
556
00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:54,329
¶ to rain on my parade ¶
557
00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:58,033
¶ I'm gonna live and live now ¶
558
00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:01,403
¶ get what I want, I know how ¶
559
00:26:01,404 --> 00:26:04,239
¶ one roll
for the whole shebang ¶
560
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,342
¶ one throw,
that bell will go clang ¶
561
00:26:07,343 --> 00:26:09,911
¶ eye on the target and wham! ¶
562
00:26:09,912 --> 00:26:13,581
¶ one shot, one gunshot,
and bam! ¶
563
00:26:13,582 --> 00:26:18,353
¶ hey, mr. Arnstein ¶
564
00:26:18,354 --> 00:26:23,458
¶ here I am... ¶
565
00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:27,729
¶ I'll March my band... ¶
566
00:26:27,730 --> 00:26:29,698
¶ out ¶
567
00:26:29,699 --> 00:26:32,233
¶ I'll beat ¶
568
00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:35,236
¶ my drum ¶
569
00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:39,474
¶ and if I'm fanned out ¶
570
00:26:39,475 --> 00:26:41,576
¶ your turn at bat, sir ¶
571
00:26:41,577 --> 00:26:43,211
¶ at least I didn't fake it,
hat, sir ¶
572
00:26:43,212 --> 00:26:44,579
¶ I guess I didn't make it ¶
573
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:46,247
¶ get ready for me, love ¶
574
00:26:46,248 --> 00:26:47,782
¶ 'cause I'm a comer ¶
575
00:26:47,783 --> 00:26:49,784
¶ I simply gotta March,
my heart's a drummer ¶
576
00:26:49,785 --> 00:26:53,788
¶ nobody, no, nobody ¶
577
00:26:53,789 --> 00:26:56,658
¶ is gonna ¶
578
00:26:56,659 --> 00:26:59,694
¶ rain on my ¶
579
00:26:59,695 --> 00:27:04,666
¶ parade! ¶
580
00:27:21,584 --> 00:27:25,253
Ladies and gentlemen,
the new directions.
581
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:33,928
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
582
00:27:33,929 --> 00:27:38,767
¶ you can't
always get what you want ¶
583
00:27:38,768 --> 00:27:41,803
¶ but if you try sometimes ¶
584
00:27:41,804 --> 00:27:44,072
¶ you'll find ¶
585
00:27:44,073 --> 00:27:45,907
¶ you get what you need ¶
586
00:27:45,908 --> 00:27:48,643
¶ oh... ¶
587
00:27:48,644 --> 00:27:51,112
¶ I saw her today ¶
588
00:27:51,113 --> 00:27:53,648
¶ at the reception ¶
589
00:27:53,649 --> 00:27:56,985
¶ a glass of wine ¶
590
00:27:56,986 --> 00:27:59,287
¶ in her hand ¶
591
00:27:59,288 --> 00:28:01,856
¶ I knew she was gonna meet ¶
592
00:28:01,857 --> 00:28:04,092
¶ her connection ¶
593
00:28:04,093 --> 00:28:08,129
¶ at her feet was
her footloose man ¶
594
00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:09,964
¶ no, you can't ¶
595
00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:12,867
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
596
00:28:12,868 --> 00:28:15,136
¶ oh, no, no, you can't ¶
597
00:28:15,137 --> 00:28:18,673
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
598
00:28:18,674 --> 00:28:20,141
¶ what you want ¶
599
00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:22,510
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
600
00:28:22,511 --> 00:28:24,813
¶ you can't
always get what you want ¶
601
00:28:24,814 --> 00:28:27,949
¶ but if you try sometimes ¶
602
00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:29,751
¶ well, you just might find ¶
603
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,886
¶ you get what you need ¶
604
00:28:31,887 --> 00:28:34,989
Mercedes:
¶ hey, hey, yeah ¶
605
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:39,661
¶ and I went down
to the demonstration ¶
606
00:28:39,662 --> 00:28:44,999
¶ to get my fair share
of abuse ¶
607
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,568
Finn & rachel:
¶ singin' we're ¶
608
00:28:46,569 --> 00:28:50,638
¶ gonna vent our frustration ¶
609
00:28:50,639 --> 00:28:53,575
¶ if we don't,
we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse ¶
610
00:28:53,576 --> 00:28:55,210
¶ sing it to me now ¶
611
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:58,847
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
612
00:28:58,848 --> 00:29:01,182
¶ no, no, no, no ¶
613
00:29:01,183 --> 00:29:03,718
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
614
00:29:03,719 --> 00:29:05,220
Mercedes:
¶ no, no, no, no ¶
615
00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:08,323
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
616
00:29:08,324 --> 00:29:10,425
¶ oh... ¶
617
00:29:10,426 --> 00:29:13,695
¶ but if you try sometimes ¶
618
00:29:13,696 --> 00:29:15,597
¶ well, you just might find ¶
619
00:29:15,598 --> 00:29:17,198
¶ you get what you need ¶
620
00:29:17,199 --> 00:29:20,101
Mercedes:
¶ oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
621
00:29:20,102 --> 00:29:21,436
¶ get what you need ¶
622
00:29:21,437 --> 00:29:25,907
¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶
623
00:29:25,908 --> 00:29:27,175
¶ get what you need ¶
624
00:29:27,176 --> 00:29:29,544
¶ oh, yeah, what you need ¶
625
00:29:29,545 --> 00:29:32,614
¶ what you need, yeah ¶
626
00:29:32,615 --> 00:29:34,716
¶ yeah! ¶
627
00:29:34,717 --> 00:29:37,752
¶ what you need! ¶
628
00:29:48,631 --> 00:29:52,767
Okay, I'm just going
to come out and say it.
629
00:29:52,768 --> 00:29:54,969
This is a singing
competition.
630
00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:57,272
I don't know how those
deaf kids got in.
631
00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,742
They weren't singing.
632
00:30:00,743 --> 00:30:03,144
They were, like, honking
633
00:30:03,145 --> 00:30:05,813
And everyone was crying and
I was, like, "get off the stage.
634
00:30:05,814 --> 00:30:08,283
You're terrible and you're
making me super uncomfortable."
635
00:30:08,284 --> 00:30:10,919
Now, hold on
just a second, candy.
636
00:30:13,889 --> 00:30:18,660
Those haverhurst kids twice had
me reaching for my handkerchief,
637
00:30:18,661 --> 00:30:21,896
And those jane addams girls
had it going on
638
00:30:21,897 --> 00:30:23,264
In all the right places.
639
00:30:23,265 --> 00:30:24,999
Woman:
Can I just say something?
640
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,803
I have no idea
what the hell I'm doing here.
641
00:30:30,773 --> 00:30:32,774
I'm serious.
642
00:30:32,775 --> 00:30:34,976
I don't understand
what a glee club is
643
00:30:34,977 --> 00:30:39,080
And I have never even heard
the term "show choir"
644
00:30:39,081 --> 00:30:40,748
Until about three hours ago
645
00:30:40,749 --> 00:30:43,484
When my boss told me
he had tickets to nascar
646
00:30:43,485 --> 00:30:46,221
And I had to fill in
at this fool event.
647
00:30:49,258 --> 00:30:50,792
Those jane addams girls--
648
00:30:50,793 --> 00:30:52,460
I'll be damned
649
00:30:52,461 --> 00:30:54,395
If I didn't apportion
hundreds of thousands
650
00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,997
Of taxpayers' dollars
to that school
651
00:30:55,998 --> 00:30:58,700
So they can parade their
behinds around like a bunch
652
00:30:58,701 --> 00:31:00,435
Of hoochie hos.
653
00:31:00,436 --> 00:31:03,972
The mckinley group was good but
didn't seem all that rehearsed,
654
00:31:03,973 --> 00:31:05,540
But I liked their energy.
655
00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:07,375
Well, I have to admit
I have a soft spot
656
00:31:07,376 --> 00:31:08,876
For the rolling stones.
657
00:31:08,877 --> 00:31:13,114
I was at altamont speedway
in '69.
658
00:31:13,115 --> 00:31:15,049
I actually saw
that guy get stabbed.
659
00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:17,952
Can't get that image
out of my noggin
660
00:31:17,953 --> 00:31:19,354
To this day.
661
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:22,023
I seriously don't know
662
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:24,292
What either one of you
are talking about.
663
00:31:24,293 --> 00:31:25,827
I have never been
so bored.
664
00:31:25,828 --> 00:31:26,995
I mean,
665
00:31:26,996 --> 00:31:29,530
If I had to pick a group
that I hated the least...
666
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,968
It doesn't sound good, guys.
667
00:31:35,037 --> 00:31:36,404
Hey,
668
00:31:36,405 --> 00:31:38,339
Um...
669
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,642
I just wanted to say
how great you all were,
670
00:31:40,643 --> 00:31:42,143
And I thought you were amazing.
671
00:31:42,144 --> 00:31:44,145
We have nothing
to say to you.
672
00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:46,147
Because we cheated, I know.
673
00:31:46,148 --> 00:31:47,682
I feel terrible
about it,
674
00:31:47,683 --> 00:31:49,317
But I'm going to tell the judges
right now
675
00:31:49,318 --> 00:31:51,552
That we don't deserve to win.
676
00:31:54,657 --> 00:31:56,691
And your e-mail addresses?
677
00:31:57,860 --> 00:32:00,595
You guys were
so much fun to watch.
678
00:32:00,596 --> 00:32:02,664
You should be
very proud.
679
00:32:02,665 --> 00:32:06,000
Get me the hell
out of here.
680
00:32:06,001 --> 00:32:09,871
Um, excuse me, um, I have
something I need to tell you.
681
00:32:09,872 --> 00:32:13,374
I'm sorry, we've
made our decision.
682
00:32:24,826 --> 00:32:26,560
Hi.
683
00:32:26,561 --> 00:32:28,862
I thought you worked
on Saturday afternoon.
684
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:30,664
Yeah, I came home early.
685
00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:31,865
I'm tired.
686
00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:36,003
I haven't been sleeping
very well.
687
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,740
What's with the monkey suit?
688
00:32:39,741 --> 00:32:42,609
Ken and emma's wedding--
it's at 4:00.
689
00:32:42,610 --> 00:32:44,177
Oh, yeah.
690
00:32:46,648 --> 00:32:48,115
Here.
691
00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:49,383
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh.
692
00:32:53,121 --> 00:32:55,689
I want you to know
I've been seeing a therapist.
693
00:32:55,690 --> 00:32:59,693
Oh, it's just at the local
community center, but still.
694
00:32:59,694 --> 00:33:03,096
Good.
695
00:33:03,097 --> 00:33:04,831
I hope it works out for you.
696
00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:07,934
I'm taking
responsibility, will.
697
00:33:07,935 --> 00:33:09,936
I mean, I'm weak,
and I'm selfish,
698
00:33:09,937 --> 00:33:12,539
And I let my anxiety
rule my life,
699
00:33:12,540 --> 00:33:14,941
But you know I wasn't
always that way.
700
00:33:14,942 --> 00:33:20,247
It's just that... I
wanted so many things
701
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,849
That I know we're
never going to have.
702
00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:27,220
But that was okay as
long as I still had you.
703
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,094
Say something?
704
00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:38,131
I'm looking at you,
705
00:33:38,132 --> 00:33:40,133
And I'm trying.
706
00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:45,639
I mean, I really want
to feel that thing
707
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,674
I always felt
when I looked at you before.
708
00:33:49,143 --> 00:33:51,244
That feeling of family,
709
00:33:51,245 --> 00:33:53,447
Of love.
710
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,451
But it's gone.
711
00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,353
Forever?
712
00:34:00,354 --> 00:34:03,156
I don't know.
713
00:34:07,862 --> 00:34:10,797
¶ ¶
714
00:34:26,714 --> 00:34:28,982
Hey.
715
00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,952
Nice ice sculpture.
716
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,989
Where's ken?
717
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,493
Um, home,
718
00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:41,495
I'd imagine,
719
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,964
Probably trying
to regain some of the pride
720
00:34:43,965 --> 00:34:45,465
That I stole from him.
721
00:34:47,568 --> 00:34:49,369
He dumped me.
722
00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:51,204
What?
723
00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:53,840
He said moving the wedding for
sectionals was the last straw.
724
00:34:54,909 --> 00:34:57,010
But I thought he understood
725
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,079
That-that you were doing this
for the kids.
726
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:02,282
He understand that...
727
00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:06,119
...I wasn't doing
it for the kids.
728
00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:10,991
I was doing it for you.
729
00:35:15,663 --> 00:35:17,664
Emma...
730
00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:19,933
I'm so sorry.
731
00:35:19,934 --> 00:35:22,769
No. Gosh, no, it's
not your fault.
732
00:35:22,770 --> 00:35:24,771
I-I really messed up.
733
00:35:26,073 --> 00:35:27,641
He was absolutely right.
734
00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,810
I was settling for him.
735
00:35:29,811 --> 00:35:32,078
Really, one blink
from you, will,
736
00:35:32,079 --> 00:35:34,181
And I would have
been out the door.
737
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:41,054
So, um...
738
00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:45,458
I e-mailed my
resignation to figgins.
739
00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:47,627
I...
740
00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:49,629
My last day is Monday.
741
00:35:51,699 --> 00:35:54,134
I just can't...
742
00:35:54,135 --> 00:35:56,136
(crying)
I just can't be
at that school.
743
00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:59,139
I can't see ken without
feeling ashamed,
744
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:01,975
And I can't see you without
feeling heartbroken.
745
00:36:10,551 --> 00:36:13,286
I just left my wife.
746
00:36:17,892 --> 00:36:19,893
No.
747
00:36:19,894 --> 00:36:21,928
I'm sorry. I, um...
748
00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:23,930
I'm going.
749
00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,835
But I just...
750
00:36:28,836 --> 00:36:30,937
Just left your wife.
751
00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:32,472
Exactly.
752
00:36:32,473 --> 00:36:34,474
You just did.
753
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:42,616
You make a beautiful bride.
754
00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,987
Thank you.
755
00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,002
(door closes)
756
00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:12,979
Sue, the directors, both
from the jane addams academy
757
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,314
And haverbrook
school for the deaf,
758
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,749
Have informed me
759
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:18,318
That you gave them
the new directions' set list.
760
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,220
You have no proof.
761
00:37:20,221 --> 00:37:23,123
The set lists were on
cheerios' letterhead.
762
00:37:23,124 --> 00:37:24,524
I didn't do it.
763
00:37:24,525 --> 00:37:26,493
They say, "from the desk
of sue sylvester."
764
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,662
Circumstantial evidence.
765
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:29,829
They're written
in your handwriting!
766
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:31,398
Forgeries.
767
00:37:31,399 --> 00:37:33,833
Sue, there is an orgy
of evidence stacked against you!
768
00:37:33,834 --> 00:37:35,669
Well, you've clearly
made up your mind not
769
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:37,203
To be impartial in this case.
770
00:37:37,204 --> 00:37:39,806
So let's see if you can't
wrap up this little lecture,
771
00:37:39,807 --> 00:37:42,142
Slap me on the wrist,
and let me get back
772
00:37:42,143 --> 00:37:44,044
To whipping my squad
of champions into shape.
773
00:37:44,045 --> 00:37:45,478
We have to be in albuquerque
774
00:37:45,479 --> 00:37:47,147
In a couple of weeks
for nationals.
775
00:37:47,148 --> 00:37:49,215
Sue!
776
00:37:49,216 --> 00:37:51,484
Sit down!
777
00:37:55,089 --> 00:37:57,190
Sue, as of today,
778
00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:59,526
You are no longer coach
of the cheerios.
779
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:00,694
I beg your pardon?
780
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,329
As of today,
781
00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,731
You are no longer coach
of the cheerios.
782
00:38:04,732 --> 00:38:06,333
(gasps)
I beg your pardon!
783
00:38:06,334 --> 00:38:09,569
All this time,
I thought...
I beg your pardon?!
784
00:38:09,570 --> 00:38:13,106
All this time, I thought mr.
Schuester was overreacting.
785
00:38:13,107 --> 00:38:14,574
And frankly, I was too willing
786
00:38:14,575 --> 00:38:16,876
To look past your monkeyshines
because you kept winning.
787
00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:18,712
But now, you've
gone too far!
788
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,080
You have embarrassed yourself
789
00:38:20,081 --> 00:38:22,415
And besmirched the name
of william mckinley.
790
00:38:22,416 --> 00:38:23,883
A failed president.
791
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,118
Oh, please!
792
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:26,853
The greatest one
who ever lived!
793
00:38:26,854 --> 00:38:29,789
You are suspended
from this school as of today.
794
00:38:31,325 --> 00:38:33,360
Shue, you have anything to add?
795
00:38:35,463 --> 00:38:37,197
I think you said it all.
796
00:38:37,198 --> 00:38:39,099
My word is official!
797
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:40,500
Let it be written.
798
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:46,139
Okay, if this is the way
you want to play it.
799
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:48,141
Okay.
800
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,216
Shue, in light of
sue's interference,
801
00:38:56,217 --> 00:38:58,485
I am reinstating you as
coach of the glee club.
802
00:38:58,486 --> 00:39:02,055
I contacted the ohio
show choir governing board
803
00:39:02,056 --> 00:39:03,890
And set the
record straight.
804
00:39:03,891 --> 00:39:05,925
Thank you, sir.
805
00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:08,628
My pleasure.
806
00:39:08,629 --> 00:39:10,196
(sighs)
all right.
807
00:39:10,197 --> 00:39:11,765
Good job.
808
00:39:15,302 --> 00:39:17,303
(school bell ringing)
809
00:39:17,304 --> 00:39:18,671
(laughs)
810
00:39:19,672 --> 00:39:22,574
Schuester?
811
00:39:27,882 --> 00:39:29,916
Well played, sir.
812
00:39:31,085 --> 00:39:33,019
I underestimated you.
813
00:39:33,020 --> 00:39:36,022
All right, here's what happens.
814
00:39:36,023 --> 00:39:39,959
I'm gonna head down to my condo
in boca to brown up a bit,
815
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,062
Get myself back
into fighting shape.
816
00:39:42,063 --> 00:39:43,930
Then I'm gonna return
to this school
817
00:39:43,931 --> 00:39:46,266
Even more hell-bent
on your destruction.
818
00:39:46,267 --> 00:39:49,536
Get ready for the ride
of your life, will schuester.
819
00:39:49,537 --> 00:39:52,305
You are about to board
the sue sylvester express.
820
00:39:52,306 --> 00:39:55,175
Destination? Horror!
821
00:39:55,176 --> 00:39:57,377
I look forward to it, sue.
822
00:39:57,378 --> 00:40:00,980
You know you just woke
a sleeping giant.
823
00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:02,982
Prepared to be crushed.
824
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:11,524
(sighs)
825
00:40:11,525 --> 00:40:13,393
Hmm.
826
00:40:13,894 --> 00:40:16,996
Well, we have a few things
we'd like to show you, mr. Shue.
827
00:40:18,999 --> 00:40:21,000
The first...
828
00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,805
(students shouting,
will laughing)
829
00:40:25,806 --> 00:40:27,640
(applause)
wow!
830
00:40:29,343 --> 00:40:32,311
(laughs)
yeah!
831
00:40:32,312 --> 00:40:36,515
I am so proud of you guys.
832
00:40:36,516 --> 00:40:38,150
You won fair and square.
833
00:40:38,151 --> 00:40:39,752
The result was unanimous,
834
00:40:39,753 --> 00:40:41,854
And the judges didn't even know
about all the shenanigans
835
00:40:41,855 --> 00:40:43,723
That were going on
behind the scenes.
836
00:40:43,724 --> 00:40:46,325
So... Congratulations.
837
00:40:46,326 --> 00:40:47,727
You earned this.
838
00:40:47,728 --> 00:40:49,629
(whooping, cheering
and applause)
yeah!
839
00:40:49,630 --> 00:40:53,199
Give it up!
Come on! All right!
840
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,201
But...
841
00:40:56,570 --> 00:41:00,272
...Now we have regionals
to worry about.
842
00:41:00,273 --> 00:41:01,641
And you can bet
that vocal adrenaline
843
00:41:01,642 --> 00:41:03,442
Is hard at work,
so we should be, too.
844
00:41:03,443 --> 00:41:05,778
So, let's get started.
845
00:41:05,779 --> 00:41:06,812
Uh, wait, mr. Shue.
846
00:41:06,813 --> 00:41:09,015
There's one more thing.
847
00:41:09,016 --> 00:41:11,550
Since you weren't able
to be there to see us perform,
848
00:41:11,551 --> 00:41:14,920
We put together a special number
just for you.
849
00:41:14,921 --> 00:41:18,758
¶ take a seat! ¶
850
00:41:18,759 --> 00:41:21,227
(laughter)
851
00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:24,263
¶ la, la-la, la, la, la ¶
852
00:41:24,264 --> 00:41:27,900
¶ la, la-la, la, la ¶
853
00:41:27,901 --> 00:41:31,270
¶ la, la-la, la, la, la ¶
854
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:34,807
¶ la, la-la, la, la ¶
855
00:41:34,808 --> 00:41:40,112
¶ guess this means you're sorry,
you're standing at my door ¶
856
00:41:40,113 --> 00:41:47,653
¶ guess this means you take back
all you said before ¶
857
00:41:47,654 --> 00:41:54,193
¶ like how much
you wanted anyone but me ¶
858
00:41:54,194 --> 00:42:01,667
¶ said you'd never come back,
but here you are again ¶
859
00:42:01,668 --> 00:42:08,908
¶ 'cause we belong
together now, yeah ¶
860
00:42:08,909 --> 00:42:14,680
¶ forever united here
somehow, yeah ¶
861
00:42:14,681 --> 00:42:19,118
¶ you got a piece of me ¶
862
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:21,153
¶ and honestly ¶
863
00:42:21,154 --> 00:42:22,888
¶ my life ¶
864
00:42:22,889 --> 00:42:24,623
¶ my life ¶
¶ would suck ¶
865
00:42:24,624 --> 00:42:29,462
¶ would suck ¶
¶ without you ¶
866
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:31,731
¶ you know that
I've got issues ¶
867
00:42:31,732 --> 00:42:35,201
¶ but you're pretty
messed up, too ¶
868
00:42:35,202 --> 00:42:42,174
¶ either way, I found out
I'm nothing without you ¶
869
00:42:42,175 --> 00:42:48,481
¶ 'cause we belong
together now ¶
870
00:42:48,482 --> 00:42:49,982
¶ yeah ¶
871
00:42:49,983 --> 00:42:56,689
¶ forever united
here somehow, yeah ¶
872
00:42:56,690 --> 00:43:00,760
¶ you got a piece of me ¶
873
00:43:00,761 --> 00:43:03,429
¶ and honestly ¶
874
00:43:03,430 --> 00:43:04,663
¶ my life ¶
¶ my life ¶
875
00:43:04,664 --> 00:43:05,865
¶ would suck ¶
876
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:08,934
¶ would suck ¶
¶ without you ¶
877
00:43:08,935 --> 00:43:14,607
¶ 'cause we belong
together now ¶
878
00:43:14,608 --> 00:43:16,008
¶ together now ¶
879
00:43:16,009 --> 00:43:23,149
¶ forever united
here somehow, yeah ¶
880
00:43:23,150 --> 00:43:27,353
¶ you got a piece of me ¶
881
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:29,755
¶ and honestly ¶
882
00:43:29,756 --> 00:43:31,290
What?
¶ my life ¶
883
00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:32,591
¶ my life ¶
¶ would suck ¶
884
00:43:32,592 --> 00:43:33,793
¶ would suck ¶
885
00:43:33,794 --> 00:43:40,232
¶ without you! ¶
886
00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:50,503
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