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So here's what you missed
last week....
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Emma and Ken
are getting married...
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...though it seems she
really likes Will...
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If we were gonna rate
crush-worthy teachers at this school...
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...you'd be number one with a bullet.
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Which Ken kinda noticed...
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...which makes him really
NOT like Will.
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You and I... the whole world
knows that I'm just a...
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...consolation prize to you...
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How do you think that makes me feel?
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Also, Terri said
she's pregnant,
wow.
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But really, she's faking
and Mr. Schuster doesn't know.
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This baby's the only reason
he's still here.
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Will's busy getting the kids
ready for sectionals
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Where they're up against
a school for the deaf...
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I can't hear you. Talk
into this ear. Scarlet fever.
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You're on!
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...And a group of juvie girls.
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Aphasia, give Mr. Schuster
his wallet back.
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But it turns out both of them
are really good.
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It's like cool epilepsy.
Also, Sue kicked Quinn out
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Of the cheerios
because she's pregnant.
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I can't have a pregnant
girl on my squad.
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You're a disgrace.
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It's not very nice,
but neither is Sue.
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Those drinks are crap!
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And that's what you missed on...
~~ Glee. ~~
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Hey, guys.
Mind if I join you?
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So, what's with
all the primping?
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Yearbook pictures.
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This is the 50th edition
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Of the McKinley high school
Thunderclap.
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I'm going to drop 20 pounds
by Friday,
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Look smoking hot
for that photo,
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And be down to a trim 210
for the wedding a week Saturday.
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Emma:
Of course, the wedding
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Was going to be in Hawaii,
but then they told me
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I couldn't bring
my own fruit, so...
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But, sectionals is a week
from Saturday.
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Oh, man.
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Looks like you won't
be able to make it, Eminem.
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I, um, I totally forgot
about sectionals.
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I'm-I'm sorry.
I wanted to go.
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For the kids.
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We're not
rescheduling.
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The vfw hall is booked
till next June.
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The only reason this Saturday
is available
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Is 'cause it's
the one year anniversary
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Of that grisly
fish fry shoot-out.
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I got a monster discount.
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We just got to be out of there
before the candlelight vigil.
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Emma:
I remember.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Sue?
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Did someone finally punch you?
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Edie.
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Wiliam. You.
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Every year, when the photos
for the thunderclap
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Come around, I always elect
to have a little work done.
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This year, I got myself
a bit of an eye lift.
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And while they were in there,
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I told them to go ahead
and yank out those tear ducts.
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Wasn't using them.
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You know,
I got a storage unit
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Full of trophies and medallions.
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But, for the rest
of you educators,
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These yearbook pictures
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Are really
the only concrete proof you have
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That anything you've done
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In your sorry little lives
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Has made any difference
whatsoever.
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(slurping)
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My cheerios are so excited.
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Got them on a yam diet.
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It draws the water
out of the skin.
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Well, I'm sure my glee kids
are going to be excited, too.
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Well, glee kids
don't get a photo.
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What? Why is that?
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Well, I just had a meeting
with principal Figgins, Eleanor,
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And what with
all the vandalism
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Of the glee club photos
over the years,
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I convinced him
that putting the glee kids
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In this year's thunderclap was
subjecting the little freaks
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To more humiliation
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And ridicule.
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Why can't you just accept
the fact that my kids
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Are going to take
sectionals this year?
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That's not happening.
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And stop with
the pointless vendetta.
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Emma:
Right.
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This is so not fair, Sue.
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You know, I'm going to talk
to Figgins about this.
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Hey, good luck with that.
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You know, you three
are boring me now.
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I'm going
to go do something else.
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(groans)
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Where's Rachel?
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She's not here yet.
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Perfect.
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Glee club stands
on a delicate precipice.
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We have all felt the cold
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Humiliation
of a slushie in the face.
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But as of right now, our
relative anonymity as a club
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Shields us from more
severe persecution--
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Swirlies.
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Patriotic wedgies.
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What's a patriotic wedgie?
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It's when they hoist you up
the flag pole by your undies.
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Strangely, it did make me feel
more American.
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Based on
my investigation,
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I am of the opinion
that a yearbook photo
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Would only fuel the flames
of anti-glee-club terror.
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I've done a little
library research.
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Peter gellar.
Glee club second tenor, 1998.
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He can be seen here with both
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A drawn on Hitler mustache
and rice paddy hat.
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Shortly after the yearbook
came out,
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Mr. Gellar
had a nervous breakdown.
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He is now the homeless man
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Who sleeps in front
of the public library.
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Patches?
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Patches.
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He barks at my mom.
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Kurt:
Exhibit b.
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Tawny Peterson.
Glee club class of 2000.
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Seen here in her photo with a
cartoon knife stuck in her head,
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In a macabre tableau that,
in four years,
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Would prove eerily prescient.
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I think I speak
for all of us when I say
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That not having to pose
for a yearbook photo
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Might be a blessing in disguise.
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I suggest not fighting
Figgins' ruling.
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Will:
Oh, hey, guys.
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Ah. Looking at old
thunderclaps?
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It's really unsettling.
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And totally unfair.
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Hey, can I borrow one of these?
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You know what?
This year's thunderclap
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Is going to have a glee club
photo with every one
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Of your smiling faces.
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You have my word on it.
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Shue,
I'm doing the glee club a solid.
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We're denying the opportunity
to other children
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To further humiliate them.
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No, no, no. Those kids get
up on stage all the time,
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No matter what anyone
thinks of them,
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And they perform.
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They don't let anyone
or anything get to them.
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That's something you
should encourage.
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Sue is wrong!
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Fine. I'll give them a photo.
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Thank you.
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For $1,000.
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What?
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That's what is costs.
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The yearbook is prime
advertising space, Shue.
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Frederickson's funeral parlor
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Experienced a 1.3% increase
in revenue
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After their full page ad
last year in the thunderclap.
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Okay, um...
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What about a quarter page?
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How much does that cost?
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(sighs)
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$325.
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That will buy you
enough space for a photo
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Of two members
of the glee club.
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Right below the advertisement
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For Uncle Sandro's chicken
inside of a waffle.
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Figgins, that's a lot of money.
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It's a compromise, Shue.
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Now, I suggest you select
a good-looking cheerleader--
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Not the pregnant one--
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And the quarterback
for the photo
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As their faces are less likely
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To be scratched out
with safety pins.
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Mr. Schuster, I'm very
sorry to interrupt.
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Principal Figgins,
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As you very well may know,
this is my first year
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In glee club
and I've just been informed
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That new directions has not
been afforded a yearbook photo.
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As you might expect,
my two gay dads
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Have a very close relationship
with our local branch
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Of the aclu and
if it's up to me...
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Beat you to the punch, Rachel.
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It's all good.
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We're in the yearbook.
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Oh. Fantastic.
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Thank you so much.
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Rachel:
Make fun of me all you want,
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But school pictures
are everything to me.
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They're great practice
for getting photographed
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By the paparazzi.
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Invasive as the press may be,
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Stars are dependent
on them for their fame,
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And I feel I must be prepared.
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In order to do so, I join
every club I possibly can.
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Know you're thinking that I'm
just joining all of these clubs
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To give off the appearance that
I'm involved, known to exist,
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But glee club is different.
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I really love glee
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And I believe
in what we stand for.
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We've come from behind,
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Dismissed and ridiculed
by everyone,
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And we've made something
of ourselves,
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Something that I'm proud
to be a part of,
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Something I want
to be remembered for.
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(giggling)
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Oh, that's got
the whole flag.
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Quinn:
I miss my cheerios uniform.
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Made me feel safe.
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Contained.
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Even when I was feeling
left out,
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At least I looked like
I was a part of something.
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I want my kids to be able
to look back at these books
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And see who I was,
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Make them proud.
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Not the bastard one
I'm carrying now, of course,
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The ones I'll have
when I'm married and ready.
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I might not look like
the head cheerleader anymore,
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But I'm still her
on the inside.
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I'm done playing the victim.
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When that cheerleading picture
is taken for the yearbook,
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I'm going to be in it
and back on the squad,
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Whether Sue Sylvester
likes it or not.
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Hey, baby. Which one of these
ties goes better with my shirt?
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You're blocking
the tv, Will.
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Oh, come on. I need your help.
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School pictures are coming up.
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Oh. Well, in that case, um...
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Wear the red one
for the teacher photo
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And the green one
for the glee club.
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Okay.
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It'll pop more
when the cool kids deface it.
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Yeah. I, uh...
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I wanted to talk to you
about that.
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So, Figgins stopped putting the
glee club photo in the yearbook
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Because it always
gets vandalized,
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And I just feel
so bad for the kids.
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I mean, they work so hard.
They deserve to be recognized.
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Not being in that book
gives the appearance
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That glee club isn't important.
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(sighs)
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I want to buy an ad and use it
as the glee club photo spread.
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It's around $300.
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Oh, great.
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Yeah, why don't you
take the food
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Out of the refrigerator and
just give that to the kids?
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Will, that food
goes from my mouth
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Right into our baby's belly.
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We have a couple hundred bucks
left over
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From selling
the blue bomber ii.
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The answer's no, Will. No.
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But if we...
No!
255
00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:19,511
No. No.
256
00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,214
(sighs)
257
00:09:29,021 --> 00:09:33,992
Actually, can you wait to
cash that until Thursday?
258
00:09:36,896 --> 00:09:38,930
(sighs)
259
00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:41,099
(bell ringing)
260
00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,600
(playing scales)
261
00:09:42,601 --> 00:09:44,602
Kurt, I have a
fantastic idea for a club
262
00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:46,471
That would officially make me
the most involved student
263
00:09:46,472 --> 00:09:47,839
In the whole school.
264
00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,941
I want us to start
a gaylesball.
265
00:09:49,942 --> 00:09:51,643
I'm sorry?
266
00:09:51,644 --> 00:09:52,944
The gay-lesbian alliance.
267
00:09:52,945 --> 00:09:54,946
Gay-lesb-all.
268
00:09:57,516 --> 00:09:58,583
Hey, guys!
269
00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:00,452
Great news!
270
00:10:00,453 --> 00:10:02,887
Glee club gets a photo
in the thunderclap.
271
00:10:02,888 --> 00:10:05,356
(murmuring unenthusiastically)
yep.
272
00:10:05,357 --> 00:10:06,958
It's going to show everyone
at the school
273
00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,027
That glee club is on its way up.
274
00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:10,728
When we win regionals,
275
00:10:10,729 --> 00:10:13,264
Those claps are going to be
collector's items.
276
00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:15,099
I mean, all of your classmates
are going to be
277
00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,868
Begging for your autographs.
278
00:10:16,869 --> 00:10:18,436
(halfhearted cheering)
279
00:10:18,437 --> 00:10:21,439
But I had to compromise
to do it.
280
00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,210
Um, we only get a quarter page
in back.
281
00:10:25,211 --> 00:10:28,046
Which means we have to pick
two team captains
282
00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,514
To appear in the photo.
283
00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:32,984
So, tomorrow we're going
to put it to a vote.
284
00:10:32,985 --> 00:10:34,652
Exciting, huh?
285
00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:35,687
All right.
286
00:10:38,087 --> 00:10:40,188
(bell ringing)
287
00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:42,657
Well, we're all here.
I guess we should vote.
288
00:10:42,658 --> 00:10:43,825
With your permission,
289
00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:45,794
I have prepared a few words.
290
00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,129
I nominate Rachel.
Second.
291
00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,331
All right, let's vote up
in this piece.
292
00:10:49,332 --> 00:10:51,066
I gotta go hit the gym and load
up the guns of Puckerone
293
00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,968
For the football picture.
294
00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,941
Looks like everybody
voted for Rachel.
295
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,178
Including Rachel.
296
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,013
But we need two captains, guys.
297
00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:06,248
Why two?
298
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,482
We're fine with having Rachel
represent us
299
00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,051
In the thunderclap
by herself.
300
00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:10,852
We'd actually prefer it.
301
00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:12,654
(bell ringing)
302
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,423
Will:
The worst part is
303
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,424
That after all this time,
304
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,759
They're still embarrassed
to be in glee club.
305
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,161
I mean, they still see
themselves as losers.
306
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,499
To step up
and become co-captain.
307
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:26,402
Well, maybe you should
let them use the captain
308
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:28,370
They already elected.
309
00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:31,106
You know, sometimes sound a lot
different coming from a peer.
310
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,609
Even if that peer
is an annoying as Rachel.
311
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,744
You know,
312
00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:39,348
None of this is going to matter
if they win at sectionals.
313
00:11:41,143 --> 00:11:44,412
I'm really sorry
I can't be there.
314
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,491
Yeah, I wanted to talk
to you about that.
315
00:11:47,697 --> 00:11:49,860
I-I kind of think Ken
scheduled your wedding
316
00:11:49,861 --> 00:11:51,629
The same day on purpose.
317
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:52,854
You know,
318
00:11:52,855 --> 00:11:54,990
So... So you couldn't go.
319
00:11:56,395 --> 00:11:57,199
Why would he do that?
320
00:11:57,827 --> 00:11:58,457
Come on.
321
00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:03,172
We both know how he feels
about our... Relationship.
322
00:12:06,153 --> 00:12:07,833
I'm marrying Ken, Will.
323
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,179
Look, I know
that I've...
324
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,581
I've definitely given him
reason in the past
325
00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:15,362
To be jealous,
but I need you to know
326
00:12:16,218 --> 00:12:16,952
That I'm done with that now.
327
00:12:18,315 --> 00:12:20,103
Ken has a lot
of flaws.
328
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:22,124
He has 74 flaws as of yesterday,
but, you know what,
329
00:12:22,755 --> 00:12:23,955
He is not vindictive.
330
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,495
He's actually
a very good man.
331
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,631
He is kind and he's great with
the students here at McKinley.
332
00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:30,366
We have that in common.
333
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,935
And yes, it's true, his hygiene
could be a lot better,
334
00:12:32,936 --> 00:12:36,338
But he is absolutely
full of compassion
335
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:40,509
And... Well, that is why
I'm marrying him.
336
00:12:43,581 --> 00:12:45,282
You're right.
337
00:12:50,296 --> 00:12:53,432
I was out of line.
338
00:12:53,996 --> 00:12:55,797
It won't happen again.
339
00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,631
(bell ringing)
340
00:13:04,145 --> 00:13:05,309
You wanted
to see me, Mr. Shue?
341
00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:06,344
Oh, yeah, Rach.
342
00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:07,706
Sit down.
343
00:13:08,447 --> 00:13:10,038
So, how's the new
captaincy going?
344
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,041
I think that my
unanimous election
345
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,110
Gave me a very strong
mandate to shake things up.
346
00:13:15,111 --> 00:13:17,012
Great. Well,
347
00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:21,794
I have a job for you, captain.
348
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,355
We need a co-captain.
349
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,491
You have so many
great ideas,
350
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:30,692
No reason you shouldn't
have some help
351
00:13:30,693 --> 00:13:31,893
Pushing them through.
352
00:13:33,025 --> 00:13:34,229
I could use a trusty lieutenant.
353
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,798
I do have over 65 proposals.
354
00:13:36,799 --> 00:13:39,901
So, can I count on you?
355
00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:41,215
No problem.
356
00:13:42,069 --> 00:13:42,919
I'm on it.
357
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:47,008
Um, I can't be co-captain.
No time. Kwanza.
358
00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:48,276
Kwanza's late
December, Mercedes.
359
00:13:48,277 --> 00:13:50,478
The photo's
this Thursday.
360
00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:52,447
Yeah, prepping early this year.
361
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:55,951
("You Might Think" by the Cars
playing)
362
00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:57,452
I'd love to be in
the photo, Rachel,
363
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:58,920
But you'd be standing
and I'd be sitting
364
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,388
And it would throw off
the whole composition.
365
00:14:00,389 --> 00:14:01,856
I'll lean over.
366
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:05,293
But if you lean over...
367
00:14:05,294 --> 00:14:06,828
It will look like
you have stomach rolls.
368
00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,532
On second thought,
369
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,701
I don't think that you're
leadership material, Artie.
370
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:14,367
Follower.
371
00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:18,240
Brittany, this is a
once in a lifetime opportunity.
372
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:20,508
No way.
Why not?
373
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:21,843
Because I don't want to be
in a picture with you.
374
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,144
It'll get defaced.
375
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:24,846
No, it won't.
Yes, it will.
376
00:14:24,847 --> 00:14:26,815
I'll be the one doing it.
377
00:14:26,816 --> 00:14:28,650
Rachel:
I'm desperate.
378
00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:30,218
Glee club needs you, Finn.
379
00:14:30,219 --> 00:14:31,720
I'm totally honored
you asked me,
380
00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:33,321
But don't you think you should
pick somebody
381
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:34,723
Who, like, cares more?
382
00:14:34,724 --> 00:14:36,057
Not that I don't,
383
00:14:36,058 --> 00:14:38,326
But I just have football
and friends and stuff.
384
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:40,962
Glee club only started working
after you joined.
385
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,164
Face it, we wouldn't have
all of the cheerleaders
386
00:14:43,165 --> 00:14:44,466
And football players
in the club
387
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,934
If it wasn't for you.
388
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,469
You know I love glee club.
389
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,771
I just don't know why
I have to represent it.
390
00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:52,774
Because you're
a leader, Finn.
391
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,423
And that's what
leaders do.
392
00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:57,125
They stick their necks out
for people that they care about.
393
00:14:58,422 --> 00:15:00,022
There are stakes here.
394
00:15:00,415 --> 00:15:01,816
Morale is low, you know it.
395
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,217
If things don't change,
396
00:15:03,218 --> 00:15:04,952
We're not even going
to place at sectionals.
397
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:06,254
And then the club is over.
398
00:15:06,812 --> 00:15:08,482
I can't do this alone.
399
00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:10,571
You don't have to.
400
00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:12,246
I am a leader.
401
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,645
That's who I am,
who I want to be.
402
00:15:17,332 --> 00:15:19,000
You got yourself a co-captain.
403
00:15:19,806 --> 00:15:21,440
I'll do the picture with you.
404
00:15:25,539 --> 00:15:28,374
I totally understand that
as captain of the football team,
405
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,809
You've worked really hard
to project an appearance
406
00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:34,012
Of steely toughness, but
glee club is different.
407
00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:36,014
We have to present
the appearance
408
00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:38,584
Of positivity and optimism.
409
00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:41,887
So... We're gonna practice,
410
00:15:41,888 --> 00:15:43,722
And I'm going to teach you
411
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:46,091
How to smile correctly
for your photo.
412
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:49,161
("Smile" begins playing)
413
00:15:56,936 --> 00:16:01,240
~~ when you first left me,
I was wanting more ~~
414
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:03,842
~~ you were kissing
that girl next door ~~
415
00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:06,879
~~ what'd you do that for? ~~
~~ what'd you do that for? ~~
416
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,814
~~ when you first left me ~~
417
00:16:08,815 --> 00:16:11,650
Both:
~~ I didn't know what to say ~~
418
00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:13,986
~~ I never been
on my own that way ~~
~~ own that way ~~
419
00:16:13,987 --> 00:16:17,489
~~ just sat by myself all day ~~
~~ myself all day ~~
420
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:20,259
~~ I was so lost back then ~~
~~ ah... ~~
421
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,162
~~ but with a little
help from my friends ~~
422
00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:27,232
~~ I found a light
in the tunnel at the end ~~
423
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:30,169
~~ ah... ~~
~~ and now you're
calling me up on the phone ~~
424
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:33,071
~~ so you can have
a little whine and a moan ~~
~~ ah... ~~
425
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:37,142
~~ and it's only because
you're feeling alone ~~
~~ ah... ~~
426
00:16:37,143 --> 00:16:41,880
~~ at first,
when I see you cry... ~~
427
00:16:41,881 --> 00:16:44,249
~~ it makes me smile ~~
428
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,719
~~ yeah, it makes me smile ~~
429
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,790
~~ at worst
I feel bad for a while ~~
430
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:54,526
~~ but then I just smile ~~
431
00:16:54,527 --> 00:16:57,563
~~ I go ahead and smile ~~
432
00:16:57,564 --> 00:17:00,132
~~ la-la-la, la-la-la,
la-la-la, la-la-la ~~
433
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,301
~~ la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la,
la-la-la ~~
434
00:17:02,302 --> 00:17:04,470
~~ la-la-la, la-la-la,
la-la-la, la-la-la ~~
435
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:07,272
~~ la-la-la ~~
436
00:17:07,273 --> 00:17:11,176
~~ at first when I see you cry ~~
437
00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:12,678
~~ see you cry ~~
438
00:17:12,679 --> 00:17:14,680
~~ it makes me smile ~~
~~ makes me smile ~~
439
00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:17,950
~~ yeah, it makes me smile ~~
~~ yeah, it makes me smile ~~
440
00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:20,719
~~ at worst
I feel bad for a while ~~
441
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,189
~~ feel bad for a while ~~
~~ but then I just smile ~~
442
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:25,491
~~ I go ahead and smile ~~
~~ smile ~~
443
00:17:25,492 --> 00:17:29,061
~~ go ahead and smile. ~~
444
00:17:29,062 --> 00:17:31,096
(Rachel giggling, fades)
445
00:17:33,964 --> 00:17:34,536
What the hell?!
446
00:17:34,537 --> 00:17:37,069
Hey, man, shh, we're practicing,
dude. Chill out.
447
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:38,355
We heard you're going to be
in the glee club photo,
448
00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:39,919
And we don't want to
mess up messing it up.
449
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,087
Screw you, Karofsky!
450
00:17:41,541 --> 00:17:43,175
I'm sick of you
pulling people down.
451
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:45,911
Hey, man, don't talk
that kum-bah-yay-yah crap.
452
00:17:45,912 --> 00:17:47,746
All right, you know
the system's put in place
453
00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:49,381
To keep order around here.
454
00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:51,550
You know what, I'm gonna
give you some options, okay?
455
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,819
Do you want me to put
the Hitler mustache
456
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,888
On your glee club picture,
or you want the buck teeth
457
00:17:55,889 --> 00:17:57,222
On your glee club picture?
Which one do you want?
458
00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:58,891
It don't matter to me
either way.
459
00:17:58,892 --> 00:18:00,092
I'll put...
(grunts)
460
00:18:00,093 --> 00:18:01,593
Hey, how do you
spell "loser"?
461
00:18:01,594 --> 00:18:03,295
I'm gonna write it
on his forehead.
462
00:18:03,296 --> 00:18:05,364
His big ol' potato head.
463
00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:08,133
You could write a whole haiku
on that thing.
464
00:18:08,134 --> 00:18:10,669
(bell rings)
465
00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,379
Can we shake a leg here?
466
00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:24,716
Fine.
467
00:18:24,717 --> 00:18:26,018
I'm ready.
468
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,448
I'll... Do it myself.
469
00:18:30,723 --> 00:18:32,291
(shutter clicks)
wait, I...
470
00:18:32,292 --> 00:18:35,561
I insist on only being shot
from my left side.
471
00:18:44,404 --> 00:18:45,904
Yeah, I kind of need
to see your teeth.
472
00:18:45,905 --> 00:18:47,172
It's sort of my job here.
473
00:18:47,173 --> 00:18:49,942
I'm sorry, I'm just...
I'm upset.
474
00:18:49,943 --> 00:18:53,245
My co-captain bailed
and it just...
475
00:18:53,246 --> 00:18:55,747
I'm sorry, I just need a minute.
476
00:18:59,085 --> 00:19:01,019
Rachel:
Snap out of this.
477
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:04,022
Stop being defined by what
other people think of you,
478
00:19:04,023 --> 00:19:06,224
Or how they disappoint you.
479
00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,961
It's lonely at the top,
you know that.
480
00:19:08,962 --> 00:19:10,996
What's that song
about overcoming
481
00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:13,198
Professional and personal
disappointments?
482
00:19:13,199 --> 00:19:15,167
Oh, yeah.
483
00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:18,370
~~ when you're smiling,
when you're smiling ~~
484
00:19:18,371 --> 00:19:21,873
~~ the whole world
smiles with you. ~~
485
00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:28,614
I'm ready.
486
00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:43,095
Great.
487
00:19:44,998 --> 00:19:46,031
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
488
00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:47,299
That-that's it?
489
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,634
I practiced over
18 different poses
490
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:51,003
For this shoot, and I haven't
even shown you
491
00:19:51,004 --> 00:19:53,305
Any of my over
the left shoulder pose. See?
492
00:19:53,306 --> 00:19:54,640
Sorry, kid, I got to blow.
493
00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:56,008
I got a casting session
in half an hour.
494
00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:59,311
A... A casting session for what?
495
00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:01,980
My brother-in-law is shooting
a commercial for his store.
496
00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:03,348
I'm directing it.
497
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:05,784
I just do these school
photos for the money.
498
00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:10,255
(sobbing)
499
00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:11,590
Uh, uh, okay.
500
00:20:11,591 --> 00:20:13,058
Wait, no, don't...
501
00:20:13,059 --> 00:20:15,060
I can take a couple more
pictures for you.
502
00:20:15,061 --> 00:20:16,995
I can cry on demand.
503
00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:18,330
It's one
of my many talents.
504
00:20:18,331 --> 00:20:19,665
I'm very versatile,
505
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:22,200
And aside from nudity
and the exploitation of animals,
506
00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:24,736
I'll pretty much do anything
to break into the business.
507
00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:28,874
We-well, you certainly
seem talented and all,
508
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,876
But I need...
509
00:20:30,877 --> 00:20:32,444
There's other speaking
parts in this thing.
510
00:20:32,445 --> 00:20:35,714
I need, like, a bunch
of other actors, too.
511
00:20:35,715 --> 00:20:38,884
I can help with that.
512
00:20:38,885 --> 00:20:41,887
I'd like to call
this meeting to order.
513
00:20:43,092 --> 00:20:44,022
Oh, hello, Finn.
514
00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:45,021
How nice of you to show.
515
00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:46,022
Finn:
Look, I'm sorry.
516
00:20:46,459 --> 00:20:47,592
The guys
were harassing me
517
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:48,827
In the locker
room about it.
518
00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:50,362
They said that if I took
the glee club photo,
519
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:52,564
That they'd make me choose
between an Hitler mustache
520
00:20:52,565 --> 00:20:55,200
Or buck teeth, and I can't
rock either of those looks.
521
00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:04,309
Do you think I have
a potato head?
522
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,911
Rachel:
Okay, look, I realize now
523
00:21:05,912 --> 00:21:07,813
That all of you think that
glee club is just a joke.
524
00:21:07,814 --> 00:21:09,381
Okay, and you're convinced
525
00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:12,451
That we can't win, and you're
content to just sit idle by
526
00:21:12,452 --> 00:21:14,119
Until Figgins cancels the club.
527
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,654
Well,
528
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:19,257
I'm about to present to you
a rare opportunity.
529
00:21:19,258 --> 00:21:23,095
The opportunity
to become stars.
530
00:21:23,096 --> 00:21:24,763
How?
531
00:21:24,764 --> 00:21:29,101
We've all been cast
in a local commercial.
532
00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:32,237
Are you serious?
Yes, Finn,
533
00:21:32,238 --> 00:21:33,538
And while
all of you have been
534
00:21:33,539 --> 00:21:35,440
So concerned with your
appearance in this school,
535
00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:38,276
I've landed glee club
its first big break.
536
00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:39,511
Simply put,
537
00:21:39,512 --> 00:21:41,012
Making us all celebrities.
538
00:21:41,013 --> 00:21:43,115
Okay, and no one
539
00:21:43,116 --> 00:21:46,418
Messes with celebrities
or defaces their pictures.
540
00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:47,986
What's the commercial?
541
00:21:47,987 --> 00:21:50,655
Hold on to your hats
and get ready to sell...
542
00:21:52,692 --> 00:21:54,526
...Some mattresses!
543
00:21:54,527 --> 00:21:56,294
(excited chatter)
544
00:21:56,295 --> 00:21:58,163
I'm getting a nice pair
of black suspenders.
545
00:21:58,164 --> 00:21:59,698
Simple black.
546
00:21:59,699 --> 00:22:01,099
My mom's going
to be really proud.
547
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,801
Let's do our camera face.
548
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:07,998
I can't believe we're finally
breaking into the biz!
549
00:22:07,999 --> 00:22:10,501
You guys, I want us to always
remember this moment.
550
00:22:10,502 --> 00:22:13,337
Soon, there may be agents
and managers and movie deals,
551
00:22:13,338 --> 00:22:16,106
But right now I want us
to remember what it feels like
552
00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:17,875
To be here
together as a team.
553
00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:20,110
Whatever. Soon as I get
my record deal,
554
00:22:20,111 --> 00:22:21,845
I'm not speaking
to any of you.
555
00:22:21,846 --> 00:22:23,380
(snickering)
556
00:22:23,381 --> 00:22:26,016
Okay, guys, we're very excited
to have you here.
557
00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:29,386
We here at mattress land
believe that mattresses
558
00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:31,955
Aren't just for sleeping
and fornicating anymore.
559
00:22:31,956 --> 00:22:34,491
We believe that buying
an affordable mattress
560
00:22:34,492 --> 00:22:35,926
Should be fun.
561
00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:37,261
All right,
let's go over the script.
562
00:22:37,262 --> 00:22:38,662
I think it's pretty brilliant.
563
00:22:38,663 --> 00:22:40,731
I wrote it myself.
Action!
564
00:22:40,732 --> 00:22:43,267
(clears throat)
"ah, me."
565
00:22:43,268 --> 00:22:44,835
"what's wrong?"
566
00:22:44,836 --> 00:22:47,738
"we just lost our jobs...
567
00:22:47,739 --> 00:22:49,239
"at the factory,
568
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,275
And we can't get
a good night's sleep."
569
00:22:51,276 --> 00:22:52,409
Rachel:
"chipper up!
570
00:22:52,410 --> 00:22:54,211
"come on down to mattress land.
571
00:22:54,212 --> 00:22:55,546
"we've got near-wholesale prices
572
00:22:55,547 --> 00:22:59,016
To fit your style
and pocketbook."
573
00:23:00,335 --> 00:23:02,425
I-I'm sorry.
Mr. Cusperberg.
574
00:23:03,088 --> 00:23:04,555
This script is brilliant,
575
00:23:04,556 --> 00:23:08,459
But we're a glee club,
and we should perform.
576
00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:11,428
Perform the lines
as I wrote them.
577
00:23:11,429 --> 00:23:12,963
Wait a minute, Dennis.
578
00:23:13,556 --> 00:23:15,526
What did you
have in mind?
579
00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:18,669
~~ ba, ba, ba ~~
580
00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:20,404
~~ ba-ba, ba-da ~~
581
00:23:20,405 --> 00:23:23,307
~~ ba, ba-da-da ~~
582
00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:26,143
(melodious yell)
~~ ba, ba, ba ~~
583
00:23:26,144 --> 00:23:28,445
~~ ba, ba, ba-da ~~
584
00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:30,414
~~ ba, ba-da-da ~~
585
00:23:30,415 --> 00:23:33,417
~~ I get up ~~
~~ ba, ba, ba ~~
586
00:23:33,418 --> 00:23:36,086
~~ and nothing gets me down ~~
~~ ba, ba ba-da ~~
587
00:23:36,087 --> 00:23:37,417
~~ ba, ba-da-da ~~
588
00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:40,024
~~ you got it tough ~~
~~ ba, ba, ba ~~
589
00:23:40,725 --> 00:23:43,193
~~ I've seen
the toughest around ~~
~~ ba, ba, ba-da ~~
590
00:23:43,194 --> 00:23:44,762
~~ ba, ba, da-da ~~
591
00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:48,098
~~ and I know ~~
~~ ba, ba, ba ~~
592
00:23:48,099 --> 00:23:50,834
~~ baby, just how you feel ~~
593
00:23:50,835 --> 00:23:52,669
~~ ba, ba da-da ~~
594
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:55,472
~~ you've got to roll
with the punches ~~
595
00:23:55,473 --> 00:23:57,307
~~ to get to what's real ~~
596
00:23:57,308 --> 00:23:59,977
~~ ba, ba, da-da ~~
597
00:23:59,978 --> 00:24:01,879
~~ oh, can't you see me
standing here ~~
598
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,949
~~ I got my back
against the record machine ~~
599
00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:08,051
~~ I ain't the worst
that you've seen ~~
600
00:24:08,052 --> 00:24:09,686
~~ ain't the worst
that you've seen ~~
601
00:24:09,687 --> 00:24:12,055
~~ oh, can't you see
what I mean? ~~
602
00:24:12,056 --> 00:24:14,858
~~ can't you see what I mean? ~~
603
00:24:14,859 --> 00:24:17,528
~~ yeah ~~
~~ might as well jump ~~
604
00:24:17,529 --> 00:24:20,397
Jump!
~~ ba, ba, ba ~~
605
00:24:20,398 --> 00:24:22,199
~~ might as well jump ~~
~~ ba, ba, ba-da ~~
606
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,498
~~ ba, ba-da-da ~~
607
00:24:23,499 --> 00:24:25,267
~~ go ahead, jump ~~
jump!
608
00:24:25,691 --> 00:24:26,851
~~ ba, ba, ba ~~
609
00:24:27,427 --> 00:24:31,697
~~ go ahead and jump ~~
~~ ba, ba-da-da ~~
610
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:35,979
~~ jump... ~~
611
00:24:35,980 --> 00:24:40,350
~~ ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-da ~~
612
00:24:40,351 --> 00:24:45,722
~~ jump... Yeah ~~
~~ might as well jump ~~
613
00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:48,358
~~ might as well jump ~~
614
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,594
~~ ba, ba, da-da ~~
~~ go ahead and jump ~~
615
00:24:50,595 --> 00:24:53,163
~~ hey, hey, yeah ~~
616
00:24:53,164 --> 00:24:55,399
~~ go ahead and jump ~~
617
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,202
~~ ba, ba, da-da ~~
618
00:24:58,203 --> 00:25:00,838
~~ jump, jump, jump ~~
~~ oh, oh, oh ~~
619
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:05,542
~~ yeah... ~~
~~ ba-da, ba-ba-da-da ~~
620
00:25:05,543 --> 00:25:07,077
~~ jump! ~~
621
00:25:07,078 --> 00:25:09,613
Come on down
to mattress land!
622
00:25:09,614 --> 00:25:12,616
All:
Come on down to mattress land!
623
00:25:19,858 --> 00:25:21,425
Uh...
624
00:25:21,426 --> 00:25:24,027
Terri, have you seen
my pocket square?
625
00:25:25,763 --> 00:25:26,930
(sighs)
626
00:25:26,931 --> 00:25:28,232
Terri?
627
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:32,603
(sighs)
628
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,600
Terri?
629
00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:07,771
A pocket square's
gonna make you look
like Ted Knight.
630
00:26:07,772 --> 00:26:11,275
What is this?
631
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,698
It's a pregnancy pad.
632
00:26:15,111 --> 00:26:17,430
They have them at the maternity
stores for trying on clothes
633
00:26:17,431 --> 00:26:19,866
So you can see how you're gonna
look when you're showing.
634
00:26:19,867 --> 00:26:21,809
Kendra stole it for me
so I could see
635
00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:25,413
If any of her old
clothes would fit...
636
00:26:26,024 --> 00:26:27,925
Pick up your shirt.
637
00:26:27,926 --> 00:26:29,626
What?
638
00:26:29,627 --> 00:26:30,961
No.
639
00:26:30,962 --> 00:26:32,329
(clattering)
640
00:26:32,330 --> 00:26:34,431
Pick up your shirt.
641
00:26:34,432 --> 00:26:35,766
You're scaring me, Will.
642
00:26:37,168 --> 00:26:40,470
Think about what
you're accusing me of.
643
00:26:40,471 --> 00:26:44,308
Think about it and turn around
and go find your pocket square.
644
00:26:44,309 --> 00:26:46,076
(gasps)
645
00:26:46,077 --> 00:26:49,580
Please?
646
00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:54,918
(gasping breath)
647
00:26:54,919 --> 00:26:57,487
(whimpers)
648
00:26:59,257 --> 00:27:00,524
(gasps)
649
00:27:00,525 --> 00:27:02,960
Why did you do this to us?
650
00:27:02,961 --> 00:27:04,528
I don't understand!
651
00:27:04,529 --> 00:27:06,096
I thought
you were leaving me.
652
00:27:06,097 --> 00:27:07,264
You're so different, Will.
653
00:27:07,265 --> 00:27:08,465
We both know it.
I can feel you.
654
00:27:08,466 --> 00:27:10,000
You're pulling away from me.
655
00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:11,768
Why, because I-I've started
standing up to you?
656
00:27:11,769 --> 00:27:13,437
Trying to make this
a relationship of equals?
657
00:27:13,438 --> 00:27:15,539
No, because of the damn
glee club.
658
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:16,640
Ever since
you started it,
659
00:27:16,641 --> 00:27:17,774
You just walk around
660
00:27:17,775 --> 00:27:19,176
Like you're better than me!
661
00:27:19,177 --> 00:27:21,979
I should be allowed
to feel good about myself!
662
00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,213
Who are we kidding, Will?
663
00:27:23,214 --> 00:27:25,315
This marriage works because
664
00:27:25,316 --> 00:27:27,551
You don't feel good
about yourself.
665
00:27:27,552 --> 00:27:30,320
This marriage works
because I love you,
666
00:27:30,321 --> 00:27:34,291
Because I've always
accepted you, good and bad.
667
00:27:34,292 --> 00:27:37,628
You loved the girl you met
when you were 15.
668
00:27:37,629 --> 00:27:39,229
I'm not that girl.
669
00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:41,832
You've made yourself
a stranger to me now.
670
00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:44,301
Are you happy?
Are you satisfied?!
671
00:27:44,302 --> 00:27:46,536
It didn't start as a lie.
672
00:27:46,537 --> 00:27:49,172
I really thought I was pregnant.
673
00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:51,008
And then the doctor,
674
00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:53,143
He said it was a hysterical
pregnancy, and I...
675
00:27:53,144 --> 00:27:55,746
I just panicked!
676
00:27:57,849 --> 00:27:59,816
This is insane.
677
00:27:59,817 --> 00:28:03,987
What were you gonna do
when the due date came?
678
00:28:06,491 --> 00:28:07,891
Quinn Fabray.
679
00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:10,460
It was so perfect.
680
00:28:10,461 --> 00:28:14,197
She didn't want hers,
and I needed one.
681
00:28:14,198 --> 00:28:18,101
I had the doctor use her
ultrasound DVD
682
00:28:18,102 --> 00:28:20,137
At your appointment
that you came to.
683
00:28:20,138 --> 00:28:22,706
(scoffs)
684
00:28:22,707 --> 00:28:25,676
I loved you, Terri.
685
00:28:25,677 --> 00:28:27,711
I really loved you.
686
00:28:27,712 --> 00:28:29,179
I'm so sorry, Will.
687
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:31,648
I'm so sorry.
688
00:28:31,649 --> 00:28:33,116
Do you remember
at that appointment?
689
00:28:33,117 --> 00:28:34,451
Do you remember what we said?
690
00:28:34,452 --> 00:28:36,386
That at that moment,
no matter what happened,
691
00:28:36,387 --> 00:28:38,588
We loved each other.
692
00:28:38,589 --> 00:28:40,023
We could get that
feeling back again.
693
00:28:40,024 --> 00:28:41,291
You could love me
back, Will!
694
00:28:41,292 --> 00:28:43,393
Please, Will!
Please, don't go!
695
00:28:43,394 --> 00:28:45,328
Please, don't go!
Please?!
696
00:28:52,103 --> 00:28:54,237
Oh, god.
697
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,138
Sue:
Am I asking for too much,
698
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:10,675
Ohio board of statewide
holiday planning?
699
00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:12,710
All I want is just one day
a year
700
00:30:12,711 --> 00:30:16,581
Where I'm not visually assaulted
by uglies and fatties.
701
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:19,550
Seriously, Ohio,
these retinas need a day off.
702
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:21,118
So here's the dream:
703
00:30:21,119 --> 00:30:23,354
Friday after christmas--
which I have off--
704
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,022
If you're hideous, stay at home.
705
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,291
Spend the entire day watching
home videos of a time
706
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,260
When you weren't
too repulsive for me
707
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:30,561
To ever want to look at.
708
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,730
And that's how Sue sees it.
709
00:30:32,731 --> 00:30:34,699
Rod.
710
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,767
Slammin', Sue.
711
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:39,070
We'll be right back.
712
00:30:40,939 --> 00:30:42,640
Hey, andrea, that
"Sue's Corner" I just did,
713
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:45,743
Was talking about you.
714
00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:47,245
(on tv):
~~ go ahead and jump! ~~
715
00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:49,213
Rachel:
Who says finding a mattress
can't be fun?
716
00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:50,315
At mattress land,
717
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,050
We have mattresses of all shapes
and sizes
718
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,452
At prices that won't break
your pocketbook.
719
00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,187
No credit? No problem!
720
00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:58,523
Mattress land has
a no-hassle financing
721
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:02,894
Of 12.9% with no money down
and no payments till next year.
722
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:04,862
You'll jump for joy
at our prices.
723
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,465
All:
Come on down to mattress land!
724
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,300
(school bell ringing)
725
00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,235
Coach Sylvester,
we need to talk.
726
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:13,705
Oh, I got nothing to say
to you, prego.
727
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:16,808
The cheerios' photo's tomorrow,
and I want back on that squad.
728
00:31:16,809 --> 00:31:18,476
Oh, is that what you want?
729
00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:20,878
Well, what I wanted was a head
cheerleader who wasn't going
730
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,647
To hoist her legs behind her
ears in the backseat
731
00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:25,583
Of the first station wagon
she could jimmy open,
732
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:27,719
Throwing away any chance
she ever had in life.
733
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,754
It would be good
for the school.
734
00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:31,989
Show everyone that
appearances don't matter.
735
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,792
That sometimes people have to
deal with a little adversity.
736
00:31:34,793 --> 00:31:37,061
I learned that
in glee club.
737
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,797
Well, that little educational
proverb must have slithered
738
00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:42,200
From Will Schuester's mouth
right after his lesson
739
00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:45,903
On how to disqualify yourselves
from sectionals.
740
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,171
What?
741
00:31:47,172 --> 00:31:49,407
Saw your little commercial
last night.
742
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,976
Boy, did you glee kids
step in it.
743
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,047
Shue, I'm afraid Sue is right.
744
00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:57,582
You have indeed stepped in it.
745
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,617
No, I didn't even know
this was going on.
746
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:01,119
Of course, you didn't, Wiliam.
747
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,687
You wouldn't know if your glee
club was using your office
748
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,022
To breed rabbits for pets
or for food. And you know why?
749
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,692
You're too busy chasing tail
and loading your hair
750
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:09,260
With enormous amounts
of product!
751
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,796
I mean, today it just looks
like you put lard in it.
752
00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:13,931
What are you
even talking about?!
753
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,134
Look, look,
the kids did the commercial
754
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,469
To foster a feeling of unity
after you--
755
00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,671
Not anyone else-- you got them
banned from the yearbook.
756
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,440
That's what I did,
yes, I admit it.
757
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,941
It was an innocent mistake.
758
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,677
And what if I were to just
innocently murder you, Will?
759
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,713
I'd still have
to go to trial.
760
00:32:28,714 --> 00:32:30,515
Probably get off with
justifiable homicide.
761
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,850
Let me review the
rules for you.
762
00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:36,220
Wiliam, amendment 63,
seventh addendum:
763
00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:38,589
"no professional activity of
any kind will be tolerated,
764
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:42,026
"and payment for services
rendered negates amateur status,
765
00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:43,327
Triggering immediate
disqualification."
766
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:46,197
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, keep it civil.
767
00:32:46,198 --> 00:32:47,198
Hey, what, mister?!
768
00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:48,866
No, keep it
simple, folks!
769
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:50,034
Keep it simple.
770
00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:51,235
Hey, I'm sorry, Shue,
771
00:32:51,236 --> 00:32:52,403
But I cannot let this slide.
772
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:54,372
But the kids
weren't even paid!
773
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,474
There's a stack of
mattresses in the choir room
774
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,776
Piled as high as the
empty hair gel bottles
775
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:00,611
In the dumpster
outside your apartment!
776
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:01,913
Okay, we'll give
the mattresses back.
777
00:33:01,914 --> 00:33:03,347
Shue, one of those
mattresses was used.
778
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:06,384
You can't return
a used mattress.
779
00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:08,519
You can't even
donate one to charity.
780
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,055
Lice, bedbugs--
I looked it up online!
781
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:12,557
Is there any reason
that you have
782
00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:13,991
A soiled mattress
in your office, Will?
783
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,260
Have you and the redhead
become so sexually depraved
784
00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:18,830
That you have to commit
your craven acts of adultery
785
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:20,331
In between classes?
786
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,499
What?
787
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,401
You know what, okay, fine.
788
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:25,536
I slept here, all right?
789
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,071
Excuse me?
790
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,241
(sighs)
791
00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:34,679
I'm thinking about
leaving my wife.
792
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,781
Well, I didn't see
that one coming at all.
793
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:39,917
Wiliam, I am very sorry
about your personal troubles
794
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,752
But my hands are tied.
795
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,754
Sue's right--
you broke the rules.
796
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,057
I cannot fight
the scholastic board.
797
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:49,093
I'm sorry but glee club is over.
798
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:54,866
It's over!
799
00:34:02,595 --> 00:34:04,262
Sue:
"Dear Journal,
800
00:34:04,263 --> 00:34:06,898
"I've finally gotten
Will Schuester
801
00:34:06,899 --> 00:34:09,534
"and that glee club
out of my hair.
802
00:34:09,535 --> 00:34:13,271
"this is a day
that will live in infamy.
803
00:34:13,272 --> 00:34:16,841
Once again, I've won."
804
00:34:18,878 --> 00:34:20,378
Miss Sylvester.
805
00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:27,152
It's like looking at
a porno star in a nun's habit.
806
00:34:27,153 --> 00:34:30,121
I wanted to show you
that it still fits.
807
00:34:30,122 --> 00:34:31,790
My baby bump isn't that bad,
808
00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,558
It's just like
I had a big lunch.
809
00:34:33,559 --> 00:34:35,160
Take it off.
810
00:34:35,161 --> 00:34:37,028
You need to get it
through your pregnant head,
811
00:34:37,029 --> 00:34:38,363
There's no way
you're getting in that photo
812
00:34:38,364 --> 00:34:39,698
Or back on the cheerios.
813
00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:40,932
End of story.
814
00:34:40,933 --> 00:34:43,635
You're a hypocrite.
Excuse me?
815
00:34:43,636 --> 00:34:45,270
I just heard that
you got glee club's
816
00:34:45,271 --> 00:34:47,472
Amateur status revoked
over a mattress.
817
00:34:47,473 --> 00:34:48,840
While you are constantly
818
00:34:48,841 --> 00:34:50,809
Showering the cheerios
with swag.
819
00:34:50,810 --> 00:34:52,777
I've gotten free shoes,
820
00:34:52,778 --> 00:34:54,679
Complimentary tanning,
haircuts.
821
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,548
The season tickets
to Cedar Point--
822
00:34:56,549 --> 00:34:58,116
We sold those on ebay.
823
00:34:58,117 --> 00:34:59,784
For a profit.
824
00:34:59,785 --> 00:35:01,986
It seems to me that
if Figgins found out,
825
00:35:01,987 --> 00:35:04,489
You would get banned
from competition.
826
00:35:04,490 --> 00:35:06,324
Fine.
827
00:35:06,325 --> 00:35:07,859
You're back on the cheerios.
828
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:10,261
I'll put you on full-time
dry cleaning duty
829
00:35:10,262 --> 00:35:12,697
And shove you to the back
of the photo to hide your shame.
830
00:35:12,698 --> 00:35:14,599
I'm not finished.
831
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,168
Glee club gets
a full page photo.
832
00:35:17,169 --> 00:35:18,870
That's not up to me.
833
00:35:18,871 --> 00:35:23,007
You are giving up one
of the cheerios' six pages
834
00:35:23,008 --> 00:35:27,178
And you are giving it to
the glee club free of charge.
835
00:35:28,681 --> 00:35:31,049
You know, Q, I'd forgotten
836
00:35:31,050 --> 00:35:34,152
Just how ruthless
you really are.
837
00:35:35,788 --> 00:35:37,655
You're like a young
Sue Sylvester.
838
00:35:37,656 --> 00:35:40,225
Now, get out of my office.
839
00:35:40,226 --> 00:35:41,659
If you can manage to
squeeze through the door
840
00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:44,395
Without your water breaking
all over my new carpet.
841
00:35:44,396 --> 00:35:46,698
You know what?
842
00:35:46,699 --> 00:35:49,901
I don't think I want to be
a cheerio after all.
843
00:35:49,902 --> 00:35:52,704
I don't want to be on a team
where I only appear to belong.
844
00:35:52,705 --> 00:35:55,774
I'd rather be a part of
a club that's proud to have me
845
00:35:55,775 --> 00:35:58,143
Like glee club.
846
00:36:03,482 --> 00:36:06,151
(sighing):
It's my fault.
847
00:36:06,152 --> 00:36:08,086
If I hadn't slept
on that mattress,
848
00:36:08,087 --> 00:36:10,088
We could've just returned
them and moved on.
849
00:36:10,089 --> 00:36:11,689
Hey, can I give you some advice?
850
00:36:11,690 --> 00:36:13,525
Please.
851
00:36:13,526 --> 00:36:15,860
You need to give yourself
a break.
852
00:36:15,861 --> 00:36:17,829
(scoffs)
you do.
853
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:20,031
You'll figure out what to do
with the kids, you always do.
854
00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:21,766
But I think right now
855
00:36:21,767 --> 00:36:24,669
You really need to focus
on your own life.
856
00:36:24,670 --> 00:36:26,971
You know, divorce
is a really big deal.
857
00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:30,942
Who said anything
about getting a divorce?
858
00:36:30,943 --> 00:36:33,878
Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
859
00:36:33,879 --> 00:36:35,246
I just assumed
860
00:36:35,247 --> 00:36:37,549
That that's...
861
00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:39,384
Is that what you would do?
862
00:36:39,385 --> 00:36:43,955
Well, um...
863
00:36:43,956 --> 00:36:45,623
When I first heard about
864
00:36:45,624 --> 00:36:47,692
What Terri had done,
865
00:36:47,693 --> 00:36:49,761
Oh, gosh, no, I thought there
should be some sort of law.
866
00:36:50,922 --> 00:36:51,696
But then when I thought
867
00:36:51,697 --> 00:36:53,865
About it some more,
868
00:36:53,866 --> 00:36:56,367
Thought about
what I would've done
869
00:36:56,368 --> 00:36:58,903
If I'd felt you slipping away...
870
00:36:58,904 --> 00:37:01,072
You would never be that cruel.
871
00:37:01,073 --> 00:37:03,693
No, her methods were wrong,
but, um,
872
00:37:06,478 --> 00:37:09,180
I totally understand
her intentions.
873
00:37:13,185 --> 00:37:15,753
You're a lot to lose, Will.
874
00:37:19,058 --> 00:37:21,759
But we don't want to go
to sectionals without you.
875
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,661
(sighs)
876
00:37:23,662 --> 00:37:25,396
It's without me or not at all.
877
00:37:27,499 --> 00:37:29,067
Look, I was the one
who slept on the mattress,
878
00:37:29,068 --> 00:37:33,905
Which means I accepted them,
not you.
879
00:37:33,906 --> 00:37:36,241
Which means I'm disqualified
from competition,
880
00:37:36,242 --> 00:37:37,976
Not you guys.
881
00:37:37,977 --> 00:37:39,844
He's taking the
bullet for us.
882
00:37:39,845 --> 00:37:41,913
Solid.
883
00:37:43,682 --> 00:37:45,783
(sighing):
We have worked too hard
884
00:37:45,784 --> 00:37:47,919
For you guys
not to get your shot.
885
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,188
We can't do this without you,
Mr. Shue.
886
00:37:50,189 --> 00:37:51,823
Hell, we probably
can't do it with you.
887
00:37:51,824 --> 00:37:53,057
That's not true.
888
00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:56,229
You guys are good.
889
00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:00,278
You're really good.
890
00:38:01,033 --> 00:38:03,501
You did "Jump" for that
commercial without me, right?
891
00:38:06,522 --> 00:38:10,425
Look, the best teachers
don't give you the answers.
892
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:15,724
They just point the way and
let you make your own choices.
893
00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:17,863
Your own mistakes.
894
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:22,958
That way you get all the glory.
895
00:38:25,664 --> 00:38:27,054
And you deserve it.
896
00:38:29,361 --> 00:38:34,132
Look, if... If you can't win
without me there,
897
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,720
Then I haven't done my job.
898
00:38:39,528 --> 00:38:41,571
We're really
sorry, Mr. Shue.
899
00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:42,689
I know.
900
00:38:44,674 --> 00:38:46,844
I want you guys
to go get gussied up
901
00:38:46,845 --> 00:38:49,213
And take that glee club photo
with pride.
902
00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:54,740
I want to see a smile
on every one of your faces.
903
00:38:57,790 --> 00:39:00,792
~~ ~~
904
00:39:02,861 --> 00:39:07,765
~~ smile though
your heart is aching ~~
905
00:39:07,766 --> 00:39:12,770
~~ smile even though
it's breaking ~~
906
00:39:12,771 --> 00:39:17,742
~~ when there are clouds
in the sky ~~
907
00:39:17,743 --> 00:39:20,011
~~ you'll get by ~~
908
00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:26,050
~~ if you smile
through your pain and sorrow ~~
909
00:39:26,051 --> 00:39:30,154
~~ smile and maybe tomorrow ~~
910
00:39:30,155 --> 00:39:36,060
~~ you'll see the sun
come shining through ~~
911
00:39:36,061 --> 00:39:38,129
~~ for you ~~
912
00:39:38,130 --> 00:39:43,468
~~ light up your face
with gladness ~~
913
00:39:43,469 --> 00:39:48,639
~~ hide every trace of sadness ~~
914
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,942
~~ although a tear ~~
915
00:39:50,943 --> 00:39:55,513
~~ may be ever so near ~~
916
00:39:55,514 --> 00:39:57,448
~~ that's the time ~~
917
00:39:57,449 --> 00:40:02,086
~~ you must keep on trying ~~
918
00:40:02,087 --> 00:40:05,723
~~ smile,
what's the use of crying? ~~
919
00:40:05,724 --> 00:40:11,863
~~ you'll find that life
is still worthwhile ~~
920
00:40:11,864 --> 00:40:16,968
~~ if you just smile ~~
921
00:40:16,969 --> 00:40:19,070
~~ ~~
922
00:40:19,071 --> 00:40:24,442
~~ smile though
your heart is aching ~~
~~ is aching ~~
923
00:40:24,443 --> 00:40:28,546
~~ smile even though
it's breaking ~~
~~ it's breaking ~~
924
00:40:28,547 --> 00:40:34,085
~~ when there are clouds
in the sky ~~
925
00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:36,154
~~ you'll get by ~~
926
00:40:36,155 --> 00:40:41,492
~~ that's the time
you must keep on trying ~~
927
00:40:41,493 --> 00:40:45,797
~~ smile,
what's the use of crying? ~~
928
00:40:45,798 --> 00:40:52,503
~~ you'll find that life
is still worthwhile ~~
929
00:40:52,504 --> 00:40:56,140
~~ if you just smile ~~
930
00:40:56,141 --> 00:41:00,711
~~ you'll find that life
is still worthwhile ~~
931
00:41:00,712 --> 00:41:07,118
~~ if you just smile... ~~
932
00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:09,153
~~ smile. ~~
933
00:41:09,154 --> 00:41:10,783
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