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(school bell ringing)
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(gasps) my weave!
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(gasps)
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(gasps)
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What the hell, Karofsky?!
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Oh, I've wanted to do that
ever since fifth grade
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When you made fun of me
for getting pubes.
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Now that you've joined
lullaby lees
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And insperminated the queen
of the chastity ball,
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And dropped below us hockey
dudes on the food chain,
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It's open season.
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Screw you, Karofsky!
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You and your neanderthal
Puckheads are nothing!
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You're gonna pay
for this, dude!
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No, I'm not. You two don't
have the juice anymore.
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Welcome to the new world order.
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(chuckles)
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(bell rings)
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Hmm...
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Hey, guys.
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We need to talk.
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Ay
hey, guys.
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As you know,
even though she refuses
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To wear the ring
and won't tell anyone
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Including her mother
about the engagement,
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Emma and I are in fact
getting married.
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Yes, and Ken has
convinced me
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That we need to at least be
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In the same room
when the marriage is certified.
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Ken:
What can I say?
I'm a traditionalistst.
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We're going to Hawaii and
getting married on the beach.
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And you want me to come?
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No, no, no, no,
I picked Hawaii
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Because it's far away
from everybody we know.
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Oh.
Um...
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The thing is is that after
a very brief private ceremony,
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Ken has decided he would like
to have a first dance.
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The problem is,
we can't decide on a song.
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Yes, I would like to have
"I could have danced all night."
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Oh, from my fair lady.
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Great choice.
Such a romantic song.
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Yes.
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Yeah, if you're making
a mix tape
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For the boring parade.
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I want "the thong song."
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I need something I can shake
my moneymaker to.
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Um...
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I was remembering, um...
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That you did those,
uh, mash-up things
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With the glee kids.
Uh-huh.
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Right? So I thought maybe
you could find a way
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To use both
of our songs.
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Um, and I-- well, we both
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Need/want/need
dance lessons.
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Yeah, I mean, I might need
a bit of polishing,
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But it's the emster here
you really have to work with.
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I had a monster case
of athlete's foot
a couple years back.
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Had to get all my toenails
removed. So if she steps
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On my feet during the
dance, I might pass out.
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We would, uh... Be very happy
to pay you for your time, will.
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No, no, I want to give you these
lessons as a wedding gift.
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Sound good?
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Great.
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(school bell ringing)
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This is a disaster.
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Our reputation as mckinley
high's "it" couple
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Is in serious jeopardy
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If we don't find
some way to be cool
again, Finn.
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The slushy war
has commenced.
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And if Finn and Quinn
got nailed,
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None of us are safe.
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Okay, guys, we're a little
behind for sectionals,
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Thanks to our Sue Sylvester
detour,
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But you guys seem to really
enjoy doing mash-ups, right?
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And I'm gonna keep
you guys fired up.
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Plus, there's
an important lesson
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to be learned with mash-ups
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Sometimes things are
so different,
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They don't feel
like they go together.
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But the big difference
between them
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Is what makes them great,
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Like... Chocolate and bacon.
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Or glee club
and football.
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Exactly. But you've proven
that it is a great combination.
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So, here is (chuckles)
my personal favorite song,
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And your homework for the week
is to find an unexpected mash-up
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To go with it.
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"bust a move"?
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Mercedes:
Yeah, this song is
old school.
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All right, um, artie?
Yeah?
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Try to follow along
on the bass.
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Finn, take us through it.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Schuester.
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I got corn syrup
in my eye.
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Okay, uh, Puck,
how about it?
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I don't really groove
on young mc.
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I am shocked
at the lack
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Of leading-man ambition
in this room right now.
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It's okay, Rachel.
I guess I'm gonna have
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To show these guys
how it's done.
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(all exclaim)
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* bust it! *
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(playing funky bass line)
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* this here's a tale
for all the fellas *
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* trying to do
what those ladies tell us *
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* get shot down 'cause
you're overzealous? *
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* play hard to get,
females get jealous *
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* okay, smarty, go to a party *
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* girls are scantily clad
and show a body *
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* a chick walks by,
you wish you could sex her *
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* but you're standing on the
wall like you was poindexter *
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* movie show
and so you're going *
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* could care less about
the five you're blowin' *
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* theater gets dark
just to start the show *
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* and then you spot a fine woman
sitting in your row *
* uh *
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* she's dressed in yellow,
she says, "hello" *
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* "come sit next to me,
you fine fellow" *
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* uh *
* you run over there
without a second to lose *
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* and what comes next?
Hey, bust a move *
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* you want it, you got it, uh *
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* you want it,
baby, you got it *
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* just bust a move! *
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* you want it, you got it, uh *
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* you want it,
baby, you got it *
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* your best friend harry
has a brother larry *
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* in five days from now,
he's gonna marry *
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* he's hoping you can make it
there if you can *
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* 'cause in the ceremony,
you'll be the best man *
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* you say "neato,"
check your libido *
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* and roll to the church
in your new tuxedo *
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* the bride walks down
just to start the wedding *
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* and there's one more girl
you won't be getting *
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* so you start thinking,
then you start blinking *
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* a bridesmaid looks
and thinks that you're winking *
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* she think you're kinda cute,
so she winks back *
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* and then you're
feeling really fine *
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* 'cause the girl is stacked *
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* reception's jumpin',
bass is pumpin' *
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* look at the girl
and your heart starts thumpin' *
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* says she wants to dance
to a different groove *
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* now you know what to do, g,
bust a move *
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* you want it, you got it, uh *
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* you want it,
baby, you got it *
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* just bust a move! *
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* you want it, you got it, uh *
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* you want it,
baby, you got it *
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* move it, boy *
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* uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh,
babe, uh *
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* uh, yeah, uh, huh-uh, babe,
uh-uh, babe *
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* uh, uh, hey, yeah *
* just bust a move! *
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Glee S01E08: "Mash-up"
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So, how can I, uh,
how can I help you kids?
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Is it, uh, too many friends
on myspace or...?
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I can't believe
we're saying this,
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But we need some advice
on how to be cool.
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Yeah, you must have
picked up some ideas
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About what cool people
do from watching them
over the years.
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Not that you were
never cool yourself.
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Yeah, well, um, but, um,
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You're two of the most popular
kids in school.
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We were, until we joined
glee club.
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That's why he got
a slushy facial,
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I'm sure of it.
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Okay, I see.
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Um, don't really have any
pamphlets on how to be popular.
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Uh, okay, right, well, let's...
Let's talk about this.
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Why, why is it so important
for you to be cool, huh?
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Don't you like being in glee?
It's fun.
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Status is like currency.
When your bank account is full,
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You can get away with doing
just about anything.
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But right now we're
like toxic assets.
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When my mom applied
to college,
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She put "being popular"
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Extracurricularlied
to colle activity.
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And she got into arizona state.
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Sunglasses are so sexy.
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Sunglasses.
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Yeah, sunglasses are, um,
really, really cool.
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I'm always seeing, you know,
celebrities
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Wear them in um, magazines,
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Even at night.
Doesn't need to be day.
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Very popular. Gives you a sense
of mystery, you know. Rappers.
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Totally. It's like you can't
see their eyes,
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So they have all the power.
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I could be looking
at your boobs,
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And you'd have no idea.
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Um, no, um, no.
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Kids, look,
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The most important thing is
that you be yourselves, okay?
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And if people don't like you
for that, then I'm sorry.
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But who needs 'em?
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(school bell ringing)
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Hi.
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Hi.
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(chuckles)
it was my cousin betty's.
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We were obsessed
with princess di's dress
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When we were little girls,
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So, um, when she got married,
she insisted on having
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This, uh, this long train.
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Is there a reason
you have it on now?
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Yes, yes, yeah.
Okay.
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Um, she didn't wear it
to her dance rehearsals,
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And the night of the wedding,
her husband kept
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Stepping on the train.
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Really bad.
The fight was epic.
Ooh...
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The priest cried.
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They were divorced
three months later.
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Actually,
maybe I shouldn't wear it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's all good, it's all good.
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We'll, uh, we'll see
how you move in it, all right?
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Okay.
Okay.
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Um, so first, um,
let's do Ken's selection,
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And then, uh, we'll work in
your song for the big finish.
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Okay.
All right?
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Hey, Emma, I'm really excited
about this.
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Fantastic.
So, so exciting.
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(violins play)
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This thing right here...
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Is letting
all the ladies know...
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What guys talk about.
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You know, the finer
things in life.
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(chuckles)
check it out.
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* ooh, that dress
so scandalous *
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* and you know another guy
couldn't handle it *
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* she's shaking that thing,
like, "who's the ish?" *
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* with a look in your eye
so devilish, uh *
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* she like to dance
at the hip-hop spots *
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* and she cruise to the crews
like connect the dots *
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* not just urban,
she likes to pop *
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* 'cause she was living
la vida loca *
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* she had dumps like
a truck, truck-truck *
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* thighs like what, what-what? *
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* baby, move you
butt, butt-butt *
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* uh, I think
I'll sing it again *
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* she had dumps like
a truck, truck-truck *
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* thighs like what, what-what? *
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* all night long *
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* let me see that thong *
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* baby! *
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* that thong, th-thong,
thong, thong *
242
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,489
* I like it
when the beat goes... *
243
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,026
* baby, make your booty go... *
244
00:10:26,027 --> 00:10:27,327
* *
245
00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:28,996
(both grunt, gasp)
246
00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:30,364
(pained laughing)
247
00:10:30,365 --> 00:10:32,067
(laughs):
Oh, god, are you okay?
248
00:10:32,368 --> 00:10:33,702
I'm okay. Are you okay?
249
00:10:33,703 --> 00:10:35,203
Yeah.
Oh-oh!
250
00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:36,873
Oh...
251
00:10:36,874 --> 00:10:38,374
Ah.
252
00:10:39,677 --> 00:10:41,678
It's the darned "thong song."
253
00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:43,848
(laughs):
I don't think
it's the song.
254
00:10:43,849 --> 00:10:45,517
(laughs)
255
00:10:45,518 --> 00:10:47,620
I think you need
a new dress.
256
00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:50,368
Come on.
257
00:10:51,119 --> 00:10:51,861
All right.
258
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:54,063
Upsy-daisy.
Oh, I'm stuck.
259
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,532
All right, let's try,
uh, reverse tear on two.
260
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,134
Let's not.
261
00:10:59,135 --> 00:11:01,170
Hey, Azimio,
I'm the quarterback--
262
00:11:01,171 --> 00:11:02,153
I call the plays.
263
00:11:02,154 --> 00:11:03,115
Yeah, well, some
of the guys was talking,
264
00:11:03,668 --> 00:11:05,437
And we're starting to question
your leadership ability.
265
00:11:06,211 --> 00:11:08,445
Yeah, like maybe you're having
trouble making good choices,
266
00:11:08,446 --> 00:11:11,983
As in, for instance,
choosing to join homo explosion.
267
00:11:11,984 --> 00:11:13,485
Do I need to remind you
that glee club
268
00:11:13,486 --> 00:11:14,987
Helped us win
our first game of the season?
269
00:11:14,988 --> 00:11:16,789
What have you done
for me lately?
270
00:11:16,790 --> 00:11:18,625
Yeah, we're taking
a bunch of heat,
271
00:11:18,626 --> 00:11:20,197
Because you like kissing dudes
all of a sudden.
272
00:11:20,198 --> 00:11:21,766
You're not being
a team player, man.
273
00:11:22,069 --> 00:11:24,504
Couldn't believe you was man
enough to knock up Quinn Fabray.
274
00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:25,901
You sure a real man
275
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,870
Didn't sneak in there
and do it for you?
276
00:11:27,871 --> 00:11:30,207
That's it!
277
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,341
Team:
Fight! Fight! Fight!
278
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,211
Fight! Fight! Fight!
279
00:11:33,212 --> 00:11:34,312
(blowing whistle)
280
00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:34,870
Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
281
00:11:34,871 --> 00:11:37,234
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Okay, break it up!
Get up, break it up!
282
00:11:37,235 --> 00:11:40,238
Get back, get off!
Hey, calm down! Everybody!
283
00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:43,211
On the sidelines,
take a knee.
284
00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:44,725
Now!
285
00:11:45,783 --> 00:11:48,319
What if you had
broken Finn's arm, huh?
286
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:52,111
We'd be worse off and more
pathetic than we already are!
287
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,647
Where's Puckerman?
288
00:11:54,689 --> 00:11:56,490
Uh, he said he had
to miss practice today.
289
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,075
He's working on something
for glee club.
290
00:11:58,076 --> 00:11:58,827
What, is he working on his
291
00:11:58,828 --> 00:12:00,963
"coming out of the closet"
speech or something?
292
00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:03,708
Hey, man, don't push me, man!
Ken:
Hey, enough!
293
00:12:03,795 --> 00:12:05,195
Football...
294
00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:07,254
Is war,
295
00:12:07,255 --> 00:12:08,987
And no one single man
can win that war,
296
00:12:08,988 --> 00:12:10,990
Not even if they
strap nukes on him.
297
00:12:11,244 --> 00:12:14,351
I want you to start acting
like a team again!
298
00:12:14,352 --> 00:12:18,156
When we won that one game, it
wasn't because we were dancing!
299
00:12:18,307 --> 00:12:20,475
It was because we were
of singular purpose!
300
00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:22,573
I want you to start
hanging more,
301
00:12:22,574 --> 00:12:25,042
Spend more time
together, which is why,
302
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:27,979
Starting next week
I am adding extra practice
303
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,782
On thursdays at 3:30.
304
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,217
But, coach,
that's when glee rehearses.
305
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,220
You know what,
I have had it up to here
306
00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,254
With Schuester and glee.
307
00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:35,956
Here's the story,
quarterback,
308
00:12:35,957 --> 00:12:37,055
And you tell
Puckerman this
309
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:37,767
When you see him.
310
00:12:38,372 --> 00:12:41,041
That practice is mandatory,
no exceptions.
311
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,090
So you're gonna have to choose
what's more important to you,
312
00:12:43,091 --> 00:12:45,427
Football or glee club.
313
00:12:49,898 --> 00:12:52,300
* what a girl wants,
what a girl needs *
314
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:56,522
* whatever makes me happy,
sets you free *
315
00:12:57,269 --> 00:13:00,360
* and I'm thanking you
for knowing exactly *
316
00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:03,865
* what a girl wants,
what a girl needs *
317
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,401
* whatever keeps me
in your arms... *
318
00:13:08,305 --> 00:13:09,870
Puck:
I know this looks weird,
319
00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:12,241
But wait until
you see what happens next.
320
00:13:12,747 --> 00:13:13,891
My ears are starting to hurt.
321
00:13:14,298 --> 00:13:15,363
Could we take a break?
322
00:13:15,364 --> 00:13:15,764
Okay.
323
00:13:17,328 --> 00:13:18,763
You want to make out?
324
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:19,651
Sure.
325
00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,326
I know, it's whack.
326
00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:23,355
But I also remember
327
00:13:23,356 --> 00:13:25,257
What my history teacher
told us last semester:
328
00:13:25,258 --> 00:13:27,260
"only nixon can go to china."
329
00:13:27,261 --> 00:13:29,814
I have no idea what she meant,
but it reminded me of when
330
00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:32,049
My family ordered chinese food
and sat down together
331
00:13:32,401 --> 00:13:34,237
For our traditional
simchas torah screening
332
00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:35,570
Of schindler's list.
333
00:13:35,571 --> 00:13:38,207
That's really when
all of this started.
334
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,209
It wasn't
the most normal tradition,
335
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,979
But we did it for my mom.
336
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:44,549
She said it made her
feel connected
337
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:45,550
(gunshot)
to her jewish roots.
338
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:47,619
(screaming)
339
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,806
As she was giving me
my sweet-and-sour pork,
340
00:13:50,807 --> 00:13:51,724
She said something
that really hit home.
341
00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:54,094
You're no better
than them, Noah.
342
00:13:54,095 --> 00:13:55,595
(sniffles)
343
00:13:55,596 --> 00:13:58,599
Why can't you date
a jewish girl?
344
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,203
That night I had
the strangest dream.
345
00:14:01,204 --> 00:14:02,471
I knew it was a dream,
346
00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:04,007
Because there's no way
Rachel could have
347
00:14:04,008 --> 00:14:06,442
Climbed up the wall outside
my window with no shoes on.
348
00:14:06,443 --> 00:14:08,445
* *
349
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,388
When I woke up, I knew
350
00:14:15,389 --> 00:14:17,623
It was more than a dream--
it was a message from god.
351
00:14:18,786 --> 00:14:19,906
Rachel was a hot jew,
352
00:14:19,907 --> 00:14:22,964
And the good lord wanted me
to get into her pants.
353
00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,799
(school bell rings)
354
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,803
* *
355
00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:36,647
(gasps)
356
00:14:39,841 --> 00:14:41,962
I picked it up for you
when I was buying dip.
357
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,456
It's grape--
I know that's
your favorite,
358
00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:45,313
Because the last time
I tossed a grape one
in your face,
359
00:14:45,314 --> 00:14:47,816
You licked your lips before
you cleaned yourself off.
360
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,633
Hey, I was wondering if
you wanted to work together
on some mash-up ideas.
361
00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,669
Things happened pretty fast
from that point.
362
00:14:53,670 --> 00:14:56,573
Getting her to make out with me
was easier than I thought.
363
00:14:56,574 --> 00:15:00,945
Guess she's kinda desperate.
364
00:15:00,946 --> 00:15:02,814
You okay, baby?
365
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:05,150
I can't do this.
366
00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:06,485
Why?
367
00:15:06,486 --> 00:15:08,655
We're a couple of
good-looking jews.
368
00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:10,190
It's natural.
369
00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:12,693
I-I can't give myself
to someone who isn't...
370
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,562
Brave enough to sing a solo.
371
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,833
If you don't have
the guts to do that,
372
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,303
Then-then how are you gonna be
bold enough to deal with
373
00:15:20,304 --> 00:15:22,305
The ups and downs of loving
an admittedly high-maintenance
374
00:15:22,306 --> 00:15:23,640
Girl like me?
375
00:15:23,641 --> 00:15:25,743
Are you questioning
my badass-ness?
376
00:15:25,744 --> 00:15:27,412
Have you seen my guns?
377
00:15:27,413 --> 00:15:31,117
No, I...
I'm sorry, but...
378
00:15:31,118 --> 00:15:33,919
Your arms are lovely, but...
379
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,823
I just don't see us working out.
380
00:15:39,795 --> 00:15:41,697
Will:
So,
381
00:15:41,698 --> 00:15:44,266
Any ideas for the mash-up?
382
00:15:45,669 --> 00:15:47,003
Will:
Anybody?
383
00:15:47,004 --> 00:15:49,740
Oh, come on, guys.
384
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,509
It's like you're daring me
to start dancing.
385
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:52,878
I will.
No.
No!
386
00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,346
I've been working
on something.
387
00:15:54,347 --> 00:15:55,914
Will:
Oh, yeah?
388
00:15:55,915 --> 00:15:59,352
It's my personal tribute
to a musical jewish icon.
389
00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:00,821
Will:
Uh,
390
00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:02,456
Fantastic.
391
00:16:02,457 --> 00:16:03,957
Let's hear it.
392
00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:08,030
(playing intro
to "sweet caroline")
393
00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:18,176
* where it began *
394
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:22,247
* I can't begin to knowin' *
395
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:26,719
* but then I know
it's growin' strong *
396
00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:32,594
* was in the spring *
397
00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:36,299
* and spring became summer *
398
00:16:37,701 --> 00:16:41,538
* who'd have believed
you'd come along? *
399
00:16:45,044 --> 00:16:46,846
* hands *
400
00:16:48,415 --> 00:16:52,085
* touching hands *
401
00:16:54,156 --> 00:16:56,290
* reaching out *
402
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:58,794
* touching me *
403
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:02,165
* touching you *
404
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:03,299
* oh *
405
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,504
* sweet caroline *
406
00:17:06,505 --> 00:17:08,272
* ba, ba, ba *
407
00:17:08,273 --> 00:17:12,278
* good times never
seemed so good *
408
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:17,985
* I've been inclined *
409
00:17:17,986 --> 00:17:19,954
* ba, ba, ba *
410
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:24,793
* to believe they never would *
411
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:27,096
* oh *
412
00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:29,633
* sweet caroline *
413
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,802
* ba, ba, ba *
414
00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:35,641
* good times
never seemed so good *
415
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:41,014
* oh, I've been inclined *
416
00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:43,017
* ba, ba, ba *
417
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:47,589
* to believe they never would *
418
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:50,760
* oh, no, no. *
419
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,267
(song ends)
420
00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:59,037
(shouting, whooping)
Puckerman!
421
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:00,238
Yeah!
422
00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:06,607
You know, I really
think this is working.
423
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:08,209
I think we
look super cool.
424
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:09,745
I'm proud of you, Finn.
425
00:18:09,746 --> 00:18:11,013
I'm proud of us.
426
00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:13,183
Yeah. Nothing wrong with
wanting to be popular.
427
00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:14,585
It just means you want
people to like you.
428
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,855
I think
that's healthy.
I totally agree.
429
00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:18,792
Being popular just means
you can have it all.
430
00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:21,206
Oh. Hey, guys.
431
00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,430
You thirsty?
432
00:18:24,431 --> 00:18:25,965
Sure. Thanks.
433
00:18:32,326 --> 00:18:33,521
You can't do this!
434
00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:35,758
Oh, you think that's bad?
Just imagine what's gonna happen
435
00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:37,969
If you don't show up
to practice on Thursday
436
00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:40,080
And quit that
little glee club for good.
437
00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:41,961
Bros before
hi-ho's, dude.
438
00:18:41,962 --> 00:18:43,597
Don't forget that.
439
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,896
I hear people say, "that's
not how I define marriage."
440
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:57,306
Well, to them I say,
"love knows no bounds."
441
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:59,375
Why can't people marry dogs?
442
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:01,812
I'm certainly not advocating
intimacy with your pets.
443
00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:05,050
I, for one, think intimacy
has no place in a marriage.
444
00:19:05,051 --> 00:19:06,818
Walked in on my parents once,
445
00:19:06,819 --> 00:19:09,288
And it was like seeing
two walruses wrestling.
446
00:19:09,289 --> 00:19:11,957
So woof on prop 15, ohio.
447
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,795
And that's how Sue... C's it.
448
00:19:14,796 --> 00:19:15,962
Rod.
449
00:19:15,963 --> 00:19:18,066
Boffo, Sue.
450
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:21,336
And we'll be right back
after this.
451
00:19:21,337 --> 00:19:22,638
(bell rings)
452
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,812
You still smell
like scotch, rod.
453
00:19:29,548 --> 00:19:31,783
You know, Sue,
there's a lot of pressure
454
00:19:31,784 --> 00:19:33,718
Being a local celebrity.
455
00:19:33,719 --> 00:19:36,322
Most women find me
intimidating-- the teeth,
456
00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:37,790
The hair...
457
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:39,927
It's a lot to take in
and I know it.
458
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:43,598
I need a gal
with a little backbone.
459
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,368
And I think you just
might be that gal.
460
00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:48,904
Don't you have a wife, rod?
461
00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:51,141
She drowned.
462
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:55,012
So now, I've got the condo
all to myself.
463
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,895
Maybe we could go out sometime.
464
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,518
Have a little fondue.
465
00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:00,893
Sure.
466
00:20:01,956 --> 00:20:02,356
Okay.
467
00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:06,193
Bread, cheese-- fantastic.
468
00:20:06,194 --> 00:20:08,195
I'll call you.
469
00:20:12,803 --> 00:20:14,370
("sing sing sing" plays)
470
00:21:07,271 --> 00:21:10,208
(music ends, laughing)
471
00:21:10,209 --> 00:21:14,112
Sue, whoo,
that was amazing.
472
00:21:14,113 --> 00:21:16,548
Oh! You know, I have to admit
473
00:21:16,549 --> 00:21:19,686
At first when you suggested
that I teach you a few steps,
474
00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:23,657
I was hesitant, you know,
because how horrible you were
475
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,627
To me and the glee kids
476
00:21:25,628 --> 00:21:27,429
When figgins made you
co-director.
477
00:21:27,430 --> 00:21:30,132
Well, live and let
learn, my friend.
478
00:21:30,133 --> 00:21:32,102
That is ultimately
what I got to.
479
00:21:33,371 --> 00:21:35,472
It's nice not being
at each other's throats.
480
00:21:35,473 --> 00:21:36,774
You know, you're right.
481
00:21:36,775 --> 00:21:39,077
Oh, gosh, I don't know
how else to say this,
482
00:21:39,078 --> 00:21:40,813
But I'm in love.
483
00:21:40,814 --> 00:21:42,781
Really?
After one date.
484
00:21:42,782 --> 00:21:45,485
Sue Sylvester is in love.
485
00:21:45,486 --> 00:21:47,955
E-9.
486
00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:54,363
You sunk my battleship, rod,
and you sunk it hard.
487
00:21:54,364 --> 00:21:55,932
(makes explosion sound)
488
00:21:55,933 --> 00:22:00,271
You know, Sue, I like to swing.
489
00:22:00,272 --> 00:22:03,441
I could be good with that.
490
00:22:03,442 --> 00:22:06,812
Rod has invited me to
the second annual allen county
491
00:22:06,813 --> 00:22:08,814
Sickle cell anemia dance-a-thon.
492
00:22:08,815 --> 00:22:09,950
Ooh.
493
00:22:09,951 --> 00:22:12,386
And with your tutelage,
will, we could take home
494
00:22:12,387 --> 00:22:15,556
That blue ribbon like two
prize heifers in love.
495
00:22:15,557 --> 00:22:18,527
(laughs) I was wondering why
you asked for dance lessons.
496
00:22:18,528 --> 00:22:20,229
Oh, well, erma just
raved about you.
497
00:22:20,230 --> 00:22:22,499
So I'm actually touched.
498
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,136
You seem so happy
and nice,
499
00:22:25,137 --> 00:22:27,571
And you've been so cool
with Quinn Fabray
500
00:22:27,572 --> 00:22:29,875
And her, you know,
situation.
501
00:22:29,876 --> 00:22:31,443
Yeah, well, she's just
a confused kid,
502
00:22:31,444 --> 00:22:34,480
And the least I can offer her
is my compassion.
503
00:22:34,481 --> 00:22:37,651
But you, mister...
Aw!
504
00:22:37,652 --> 00:22:40,455
The Sue Sylvester
who has been obsessed
505
00:22:40,456 --> 00:22:44,126
With sabotaging your every move
is now just a distant memory.
506
00:22:44,127 --> 00:22:46,095
That's great, Sue.
507
00:22:46,096 --> 00:22:48,131
Now all I feel for you
is sympathy,
508
00:22:48,132 --> 00:22:50,167
Whether it be for your sham
of a marriage
509
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:52,937
Or the fact that coach Tanaka's
finally laying down the law
510
00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:54,138
With regard
to glee club.
511
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,408
Wait. What?
512
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:59,212
Yeah, Tanaka-san's making
the kids choose.
513
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,214
I mean, come on.
Let's be honest.
514
00:23:01,215 --> 00:23:03,484
What kid's gonna choose
glee club over football?
515
00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:04,719
It'd be ridiculous.
516
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:08,690
Hey, Ken, you want
517
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,193
To tell me what the
hell's going on?
518
00:23:10,194 --> 00:23:12,195
You knew I had a standing
glee rehearsal on Thursday.
519
00:23:12,196 --> 00:23:13,830
We sat down and worked
out a schedule
520
00:23:13,831 --> 00:23:15,265
When some of your guys
joined the club.
521
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:17,669
Circumstances have changed.
522
00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:19,537
I have a serious morale issue
with my team.
523
00:23:19,538 --> 00:23:21,072
It's my responsibility
to fix it.
524
00:23:21,073 --> 00:23:24,110
Sorry if me doing my job
interferes with your club.
525
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:26,213
Ken, we've known
each other for years.
526
00:23:26,214 --> 00:23:29,350
Your commitment to football
is about as long as your pants.
527
00:23:29,351 --> 00:23:31,586
You know, let's get into
what this is really about.
528
00:23:33,556 --> 00:23:35,290
You're upset that
I don't like your song
529
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:37,093
For your wedding mash-up.
530
00:23:37,094 --> 00:23:39,062
And you're right; it's not
my place to have an opinion.
531
00:23:39,063 --> 00:23:40,831
Why don't you just
cut the crap, will?
532
00:23:40,832 --> 00:23:42,333
You're not that naive.
533
00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:44,336
This is not about a song.
534
00:23:44,337 --> 00:23:46,304
It's about my fiancie.
535
00:23:46,305 --> 00:23:48,074
You and I,
the whole world knows
536
00:23:48,075 --> 00:23:49,709
That I'm just a consolation
prize to you.
537
00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:51,344
How do you think
that makes me feel?
538
00:23:51,345 --> 00:23:53,013
Emma's totally into you.
539
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,182
Emma is settling for me.
540
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:57,452
And I love her so much
I don't care.
541
00:23:57,453 --> 00:23:59,188
But it doesn't mean
I appreciate you
542
00:23:59,189 --> 00:24:00,990
Coming in with your
gene kelly charm
543
00:24:00,991 --> 00:24:02,858
And getting high off
of her fawning over you.
544
00:24:04,395 --> 00:24:07,698
I-I have never intentionally
encouraged Emma.
545
00:24:10,904 --> 00:24:12,905
But I haven't
discouraged her, either.
546
00:24:15,743 --> 00:24:17,677
You don't have to worry
about it anymore, though.
547
00:24:19,047 --> 00:24:21,048
So are we cool?
548
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,287
Can I have my guys
on Thursday again?
549
00:24:25,288 --> 00:24:26,956
3:30?
550
00:24:26,957 --> 00:24:28,524
You keep your rehearsal.
551
00:24:28,525 --> 00:24:30,093
I'll keep my practice.
552
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,763
We'll let the kids
decide who's first choice...
553
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:34,933
And who's the consolation prize.
554
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,626
...Making tommy tune
the first to win
555
00:24:47,627 --> 00:24:49,363
Tony gold in four
categories.
556
00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,798
Totally interesting.
557
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:55,136
You know, you never told
me what you thought
of my mash-up solo.
558
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:57,206
You're still missing
the elusive high "b"
559
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:59,074
That's a brass ring
for a bari-tenor.
560
00:24:59,075 --> 00:25:02,645
I had to work on it
for weeks with Finn
before he got it.
561
00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:04,982
You're a great
performer, noah.
562
00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:06,717
I just want to say
how proud I am
563
00:25:06,718 --> 00:25:09,654
To have you on my arm
in front of the whole
high school.
564
00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:12,925
(chuckling)
565
00:25:18,701 --> 00:25:20,735
You're pretty good at this.
566
00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:23,906
I've had a lot of practice.
567
00:25:23,907 --> 00:25:26,209
You're actually a lot luckier
than me and Quinn.
568
00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:27,611
Your head is shaved.
569
00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:31,782
I'm really sorry
I ever did this to you.
570
00:25:31,783 --> 00:25:34,119
It's okay.
571
00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:35,554
No, it isn't.
572
00:25:35,555 --> 00:25:37,490
No one deserves this feeling.
573
00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:39,726
You know what
the worst part is?
574
00:25:39,727 --> 00:25:41,795
It's not the burning
in your eyes or the way
575
00:25:41,796 --> 00:25:44,298
The slushie drips all the way
into your underpants.
576
00:25:44,299 --> 00:25:47,002
It's the humiliation.
577
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,538
I feel like I could burst
into tears at any moment.
578
00:25:49,539 --> 00:25:51,874
Rachel...
579
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,543
I'm sorry, but...
580
00:25:53,544 --> 00:25:55,379
Today, when the clock
chimes 3:30...
581
00:25:56,815 --> 00:25:58,816
You're choosing
football over glee,
582
00:25:58,817 --> 00:26:01,320
Which means we probably
can't be together anymore.
583
00:26:01,321 --> 00:26:03,155
Yes.
584
00:26:03,156 --> 00:26:04,958
Damn, I feel like
such a bad jew.
585
00:26:16,573 --> 00:26:18,174
Are you ready, yet?
586
00:26:18,175 --> 00:26:19,943
We've only got an hour
for lunch, Emma.
587
00:26:19,944 --> 00:26:22,346
Emma:
It's not like trying on
a pair of jeans, will.
588
00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:23,782
Well, it doesn't
have to be perfect,
589
00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,950
We just have to see
if you can dance in it.
590
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,001
It fits okay?
591
00:26:41,304 --> 00:26:43,540
Yeah. Fits great.
592
00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:45,710
Terrific.
593
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,325
Yeah. Terrific.
594
00:27:00,329 --> 00:27:03,164
Uh, so, should we see
if you can dance in it?
595
00:27:04,835 --> 00:27:07,403
Okay. This is
596
00:27:07,404 --> 00:27:10,374
The instrumental version
of your wedding song.
597
00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:14,278
("I could have danced
all night" plays)
598
00:27:32,102 --> 00:27:35,372
* I could have danced
all night *
599
00:27:35,373 --> 00:27:39,210
* I could have
danced all night *
600
00:27:39,211 --> 00:27:41,713
* and still have begged *
601
00:27:41,714 --> 00:27:44,617
* for more *
602
00:27:44,618 --> 00:27:48,155
* I could have
spread my wings *
603
00:27:48,156 --> 00:27:51,359
* and done a thousand things *
604
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,663
* I've never done *
605
00:27:54,664 --> 00:27:57,500
* before *
606
00:27:57,501 --> 00:28:01,305
* I'll never know
what made it so *
607
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:04,375
* exciting *
608
00:28:04,376 --> 00:28:07,579
* why all at once my heart *
609
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:10,750
* took flight *
610
00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:15,088
* I only know *
611
00:28:15,089 --> 00:28:19,795
* when he began
to dance with me *
612
00:28:19,796 --> 00:28:21,363
* I could have danced *
613
00:28:21,364 --> 00:28:24,701
* danced, danced... *
614
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:29,674
* all night. *
615
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,649
Yeah... You can dance in it.
616
00:28:39,421 --> 00:28:42,190
So I've got to go and, um...
617
00:28:42,191 --> 00:28:44,059
Got the big showdown
today at 3:30.
618
00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,760
And, uh, I want
to make sure I'm there
619
00:28:45,761 --> 00:28:47,430
To support the kids,
no matter what happens.
620
00:28:47,431 --> 00:28:48,564
(clears throat)
621
00:28:48,565 --> 00:28:50,100
Wait, what showdown?
622
00:28:50,101 --> 00:28:53,270
I thought... I thought you
and Sue had that last week.
623
00:28:53,271 --> 00:28:56,574
Between me and your fianci.
624
00:28:58,211 --> 00:28:59,945
Ken's told all the football
players in glee
625
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:02,382
That they have to choose
between the club and the team.
626
00:29:02,383 --> 00:29:04,718
And unless all the guys
choose glee,
627
00:29:04,719 --> 00:29:07,722
It looks like we won't have
enough members for sectionals.
628
00:29:07,723 --> 00:29:08,991
Then glee is over.
629
00:29:08,992 --> 00:29:10,993
I know.
630
00:29:12,696 --> 00:29:14,464
Well, wish me luck.
631
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,043
Hey, guys.
632
00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:27,581
(ticks)
633
00:29:36,893 --> 00:29:39,396
I guess they're not coming.
634
00:29:39,397 --> 00:29:41,164
I'm really sorry, guys.
635
00:29:41,165 --> 00:29:42,432
I can't believe this.
636
00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:43,901
I thought they
were our friends.
637
00:29:43,902 --> 00:29:45,469
How can they
just abandon us?
638
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:54,982
(soft laughter)
639
00:29:56,184 --> 00:29:57,986
Hi.
(squeals)
640
00:29:57,987 --> 00:30:00,188
(indistinct chatter)
641
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,524
You scared me.
We made it.
642
00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,260
Will:
Good seeing you.
643
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,429
(laughter)
644
00:30:08,032 --> 00:30:09,767
(gasping)
645
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,677
Are you sure about this, noah?
646
00:30:17,678 --> 00:30:19,813
I mean, choosing us
over the team means
647
00:30:19,814 --> 00:30:21,882
You might get a slushie
in your face every day.
648
00:30:25,054 --> 00:30:26,521
Bring it.
649
00:30:30,227 --> 00:30:32,196
Where's Finn?
650
00:30:32,197 --> 00:30:33,631
(whistle blows)
651
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,403
Hey!
Fellas...
652
00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:39,505
Hey, man.
653
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,840
You made
the right decision.
654
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:42,174
What's up, dude?
655
00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:48,950
(whistle blows)
656
00:30:48,951 --> 00:30:50,351
Okay, let's huddle up.
657
00:31:08,471 --> 00:31:09,138
Do it.
658
00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:11,542
I really don't want to.
659
00:31:11,543 --> 00:31:13,076
Honestly, I know
how picky you are
660
00:31:13,077 --> 00:31:15,013
About what products
you use on your face.
661
00:31:15,014 --> 00:31:16,314
But you've been getting
so much pressure
662
00:31:16,315 --> 00:31:17,416
From the gorillas
on the football team.
663
00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:19,018
I guess they didn't
664
00:31:19,019 --> 00:31:22,294
Appreciate me resigning
from the team and choosing glee.
665
00:31:22,295 --> 00:31:22,589
Probably would've
went over better
666
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,357
If you didn't announce
it in the showers.
667
00:31:24,358 --> 00:31:26,394
You are not going to slushie
on my man, kurt.
668
00:31:26,395 --> 00:31:28,530
Why wouldn't he?
He's made his choice.
669
00:31:28,531 --> 00:31:31,099
He doesn't care
about us "losers" anymore.
670
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,969
No, that's not true,
it's just if I don't do it,
671
00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:35,071
The guys on the team are going
to kick the crap out of me.
672
00:31:35,072 --> 00:31:36,707
Well, we can't have that,
can we?
673
00:31:37,742 --> 00:31:39,143
What are you doing?
674
00:31:39,144 --> 00:31:41,379
It's called
"taking one for the team."
675
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,814
(gasps)
676
00:31:52,194 --> 00:31:53,761
Now, get out of here.
677
00:31:53,762 --> 00:31:56,465
And take some time to think
whether or not any of your
678
00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:58,668
Friends on the football team
would've done that for you.
679
00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:07,179
Someone get me
to a day spa, stat!
680
00:32:22,165 --> 00:32:24,166
Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
681
00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:25,836
Oh, Sue.
682
00:32:25,837 --> 00:32:28,305
Rod.
683
00:32:28,306 --> 00:32:29,641
Andrea.
684
00:32:29,642 --> 00:32:32,578
Uh, you aren't scheduled
to tape another
685
00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:34,847
"sue's corner"
until tomorrow night.
686
00:32:34,848 --> 00:32:38,785
I came by special to
show you my zoot suit.
687
00:32:38,786 --> 00:32:41,122
I had it made for our
dance competition.
688
00:32:41,123 --> 00:32:45,027
But, uh, only
the men wear those.
689
00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:47,029
Further embarrassed.
690
00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:48,164
You're taking her?
691
00:32:49,448 --> 00:32:50,420
Not now, andrea.
692
00:32:50,421 --> 00:32:53,091
He took me last year.
We came in third.
693
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:59,045
You didn't think that we
were... Exclusive, did you?
694
00:33:00,456 --> 00:33:02,496
That's the only way I do it,
rod.
695
00:33:02,497 --> 00:33:04,351
I can't be caged in, Sue.
696
00:33:04,352 --> 00:33:07,021
That's why I got
my tiger tattoo.
697
00:33:07,022 --> 00:33:11,827
Heck, even my wife
understood that.
698
00:33:13,038 --> 00:33:14,898
Are we still on
for Saturday night?
699
00:33:15,678 --> 00:33:17,679
No.
700
00:33:26,347 --> 00:33:27,847
(cheering)
701
00:33:38,996 --> 00:33:39,714
Do you miss it?
702
00:33:39,715 --> 00:33:42,151
Hell, no.
703
00:33:46,705 --> 00:33:49,108
I hope you didn't choose glee
over football because of me.
704
00:33:49,109 --> 00:33:50,976
Why?
705
00:33:50,977 --> 00:33:52,278
Because I don't think
this relationship
706
00:33:52,279 --> 00:33:53,847
Is going to work out.
707
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:57,818
That's cool. I was going
to break up with you anyway.
708
00:33:59,326 --> 00:34:00,536
No, you weren't.
709
00:34:00,587 --> 00:34:01,447
Yes, I was.
710
00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:04,494
You won't even let me
touch your boobs.
711
00:34:06,016 --> 00:34:08,017
It's Finn, right?
712
00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:11,756
He's never going
to leave Quinn.
713
00:34:11,757 --> 00:34:12,904
Not with that baby in her belly.
714
00:34:13,502 --> 00:34:14,473
You like her, don't you?
715
00:34:15,049 --> 00:34:17,410
I can see you staring at her
when I'm staring at Finn.
716
00:34:17,411 --> 00:34:19,913
Is that why you joined glee?
717
00:34:21,129 --> 00:34:22,629
To be closer to her?
718
00:34:23,623 --> 00:34:26,473
Like I said,
they're never breaking up.
719
00:34:27,431 --> 00:34:29,419
God, what's
the matter with me?
720
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:31,394
I'm a stud and I can't even
hold onto a chick like you.
721
00:34:31,395 --> 00:34:33,531
No offense.
722
00:34:34,651 --> 00:34:35,718
Why don't girls like me?
723
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,489
'cause you're kind of
a jerk. No offense.
724
00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:41,974
I just think
you want it too much.
725
00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,945
Which is something
I can relate to.
726
00:34:44,946 --> 00:34:46,747
I want everything too much.
727
00:34:49,185 --> 00:34:52,788
Our relationship was built
on a fantasy.
728
00:34:52,789 --> 00:34:54,256
Like every other one in my life.
729
00:34:55,993 --> 00:34:58,728
I think I just agreed
to us being together
730
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:01,939
Because I thought it
would make Finn jealous.
731
00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,772
I just hope we can
still be friends.
732
00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,775
We weren't friends before.
733
00:35:13,348 --> 00:35:14,850
Hey, Finn.
734
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:16,587
Want to have a catch?
735
00:35:17,474 --> 00:35:17,874
Sure.
736
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,485
Go long.
737
00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:26,898
I'm not coming back.
738
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:33,182
These are the moments, Finn.
They're the crossroads.
739
00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:34,875
The ones you look back on
when you get old
740
00:35:34,876 --> 00:35:35,876
And think, "what if...?"
741
00:35:37,934 --> 00:35:39,254
I don't buy that.
742
00:35:39,302 --> 00:35:41,337
I don't think any one decision
makes your life
743
00:35:41,726 --> 00:35:42,966
Unless you accidentally invent
744
00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:45,767
Some kind of zombie virus
or something.
745
00:35:45,789 --> 00:35:49,059
No? You're right.
746
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:54,833
Life's a series of choices,
a big combination of moments.
747
00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:59,872
Little ones that add up to big
ones that create who you are.
748
00:36:02,143 --> 00:36:04,245
You're letting other people make
those choices for you, Finn.
749
00:36:05,766 --> 00:36:08,848
You're letting them decide
who you're going to be,
750
00:36:08,849 --> 00:36:09,952
People you're not even going
to know in three years,
751
00:36:09,953 --> 00:36:11,922
People whose names
you're going to forget
752
00:36:11,923 --> 00:36:13,723
When you run into them
in the hardware store.
753
00:36:14,753 --> 00:36:16,805
You don't understand
the kind of pressure I'm under.
754
00:36:16,806 --> 00:36:19,815
Yes, I do. Because of all
the students I've ever had,
755
00:36:19,816 --> 00:36:22,517
You remind me the most of me.
756
00:36:25,439 --> 00:36:26,907
Come back to glee, Finn.
757
00:36:28,624 --> 00:36:31,760
It's where you belong.
758
00:36:43,097 --> 00:36:45,833
Hey, coach, can I talk
to you about something?
759
00:36:45,834 --> 00:36:47,501
You got an itch down there
or something?
760
00:36:47,502 --> 00:36:49,971
What? No.
761
00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:51,973
Uh...
762
00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:56,680
I'm the quarterback, right?
The leader.
763
00:36:57,332 --> 00:36:57,732
Sure.
764
00:36:58,416 --> 00:37:00,651
Well, all this stuff
about having to choose
765
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,786
Between glee and football is
making it hard for me to lead.
766
00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:09,029
Leaders are supposed to see
things that other guys don't.
767
00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:12,667
Right? Like, they can imagine a
future where things are better.
768
00:37:12,668 --> 00:37:15,202
Like, thomas jefferson, or that
kid from the terminator movies.
769
00:37:19,977 --> 00:37:24,181
I see a future where...
It's cool to be in glee club.
770
00:37:24,182 --> 00:37:28,353
Where you can play football
and sing and dance
771
00:37:28,354 --> 00:37:30,121
And no one gets
down on you for it.
772
00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:33,326
Where the more different
you are, the better.
773
00:37:37,749 --> 00:37:39,984
I guess what I'm
trying to say is,
774
00:37:40,796 --> 00:37:44,576
I don't want to have
to choose between them anymore.
775
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,437
It's not cool.
776
00:37:54,337 --> 00:37:57,640
(sighs)
777
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,981
You know, about that Thursday
practice, it's, uh...
778
00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,985
Canceled indefinitely.
I've got some stuff
779
00:38:05,986 --> 00:38:09,289
I got to do that time--
laundry, things like that.
780
00:38:10,992 --> 00:38:13,227
Oh. Sweet.
781
00:38:14,896 --> 00:38:16,531
Finn.
782
00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:20,870
Tell Puckerman and the other
guys, too, will you?
783
00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:23,005
Sure.
784
00:38:23,006 --> 00:38:26,009
Thanks, coach.
785
00:38:26,010 --> 00:38:28,179
(school bell ringing)
786
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,547
Schuester!
787
00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:30,916
Yeah?
788
00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,985
I'll need to see that set list
for sectionals after all,
789
00:38:32,986 --> 00:38:35,989
And I want it on my desk, warm
from the laminator at 5:00 p.M.
790
00:38:35,990 --> 00:38:37,257
And if it is one minute late,
791
00:38:37,258 --> 00:38:40,294
I will go to the animal shelter
and get you a kitty cat.
792
00:38:40,295 --> 00:38:42,865
I will let you fall in love
with that kitty cat,
793
00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:45,100
And then,
on some dark, cold night,
794
00:38:45,101 --> 00:38:48,872
I will steal away into your home
and punch you in the face.
795
00:38:51,343 --> 00:38:52,610
Hey, sue?
796
00:38:52,611 --> 00:38:54,579
What?
Didn't work out with rod?
797
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:55,714
No, it did not.
798
00:38:57,618 --> 00:38:59,919
Q, take off those sunglasses.
I want to look in your eyes
799
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,756
When I give you this
piece of business.
800
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,258
You're off the cheerios.
801
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,161
I can't have a pregnant
girl on my squad.
802
00:39:06,162 --> 00:39:08,396
You're a disgrace.
803
00:39:11,134 --> 00:39:12,836
(cheerios laughing)
804
00:39:16,241 --> 00:39:18,442
(school bell ringing, knocking)
805
00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:25,617
Hey.
806
00:39:25,618 --> 00:39:27,587
Hey.
807
00:39:28,288 --> 00:39:31,927
I wanted to talk to you
about your wedding mash-up.
808
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:35,665
I've been working
really hard on it and...
809
00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:40,837
...I just can't get those
two songs to go together.
810
00:39:40,838 --> 00:39:43,141
Yeah, that's
because they don't.
811
00:39:45,311 --> 00:39:47,012
We both know that.
812
00:39:47,013 --> 00:39:50,350
(sighs)
813
00:39:50,351 --> 00:39:52,986
They're both good
songs, though.
814
00:39:52,987 --> 00:39:56,190
Great ones.
815
00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:03,032
Will, um...
816
00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:06,971
I just wanted to say, uh...
817
00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:09,274
Thank you.
818
00:40:09,275 --> 00:40:11,343
For the dance lessons.
819
00:40:25,862 --> 00:40:27,630
So, what do you think
about my welcome back gift
820
00:40:27,631 --> 00:40:29,733
To the club, huh, guys?
821
00:40:29,734 --> 00:40:33,304
Thanks for the slushies, Finn.
They're delicious.
822
00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:34,839
Kurt:
And loaded with
empty calories.
823
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,441
You know why they call them
slushies, don't you?
824
00:40:36,442 --> 00:40:38,377
Because your butt looks like one
if you have too many of them.
825
00:40:38,378 --> 00:40:41,414
I'd like to propose
a toast to Mr. Shue.
826
00:40:41,415 --> 00:40:43,450
You were right about
glee club and football
827
00:40:43,451 --> 00:40:44,585
Being a killer combination.
828
00:40:44,586 --> 00:40:47,555
Yeah!
(cheering)
829
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:52,495
Mr. Shue, I am sorry to report
830
00:40:52,496 --> 00:40:53,963
That we've all been remiss
831
00:40:53,964 --> 00:40:55,632
About completing
our assignment this week.
832
00:40:55,633 --> 00:40:58,503
Yeah, none of us could find a
good groove for "bust a move."
833
00:40:58,504 --> 00:41:00,738
And I personally feel
like a failure.
834
00:41:00,739 --> 00:41:04,143
Well, that's okay, guys, because
I feel like the lesson landed
835
00:41:04,144 --> 00:41:06,112
And that's what's important.
836
00:41:06,113 --> 00:41:08,615
And we are glad to
have you back, Finn.
837
00:41:08,616 --> 00:41:10,117
(group murmurs in agreement)
838
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,453
You okay, Quinn?
839
00:41:12,454 --> 00:41:14,089
Do I look okay?
840
00:41:15,124 --> 00:41:16,291
I'm devastated.
841
00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:17,794
Now that I'm off the cheerios,
842
00:41:17,795 --> 00:41:20,463
I'll start every day
with a slushie facial.
843
00:41:20,464 --> 00:41:22,132
That's okay
if that happens, Quinn.
844
00:41:22,133 --> 00:41:24,034
Because there are 11
of your friends right here
845
00:41:24,035 --> 00:41:26,705
Who are going to be more than
happy to help clean you off.
846
00:41:26,706 --> 00:41:27,806
Yeah.
847
00:41:27,807 --> 00:41:29,475
That's right, girl.
We got you.
848
00:41:29,476 --> 00:41:30,876
You know it.
Yeah.
849
00:41:30,877 --> 00:41:35,282
Oh. Mmm. Brain freeze.
850
00:41:35,283 --> 00:41:38,686
I can't imagine getting hit in
the kisser with one of these.
851
00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:43,025
You've never been hit by
a slushie before, Mr. Shue?
852
00:41:43,026 --> 00:41:44,661
Um...
853
00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:48,799
All right, guys.
854
00:41:50,035 --> 00:41:51,536
We're a team.
855
00:41:53,072 --> 00:41:55,007
Bring it on.
Give me your best shot.
856
00:41:55,008 --> 00:41:57,877
Rachel:
One, two, three.
857
00:41:57,878 --> 00:42:00,214
(will screaming)
858
00:42:02,351 --> 00:42:03,952
Oh...
859
00:42:03,953 --> 00:42:05,120
(sighs)
860
00:42:05,121 --> 00:42:06,889
All right.
From the top.
861
00:42:08,390 --> 00:42:10,392
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862
00:42:10,393 --> 00:42:12,393
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