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so here's message last week: Quinn's
pregnant and puck's the father,
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but quinn's decided to give the baby to
terri,who's not pregnant,just pretending to be.
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It was her sister kendra's idea.
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We're gonna have to get you a baby.
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Also,ken proposed to
emma,and she said...
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yes.
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Oh,and sue got figgins to make
her co-director of the glee club.
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Hey,kids.
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And that's what you missed on...
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How did this happen?
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I look like a crazy person.
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That's not me.
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Wow,I didn't know the vein on my
neck could stick out like that.
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We've been going
at it for a week--
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ever since the decongestant incident when
figgins brought sue in to co-run the glee club.
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I'm so ashamed of myself.
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She's turned me into her.
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Look at me.
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Even in the heat of battle
I'm so elegant,regal.
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I am ajax,mighty greek warrior.
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God,it feels good to finally pop
that zit known as will schuester.
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Shut up,sue.
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Look at us: We're even
fighting in our voiceovers.
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I guess things really started to
fall apart a couple of days ago,
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right after figgins called us
into his office for a sit-down...
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sue,shue,I called you here to get
the temperature of the glee club.
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Great.
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I wanted to get a progress report on how
you're working together as co-directors.
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Well,in my opinion... well,I
think... no,go ahead. No,you.
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Okay. Please.
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Principal figgins,uh...things
couldn't be going mo smoothly.
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I couldn't agree more.
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I don't want to hear any reports of either of
you trying to curry favor from the children.
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Am I clear?
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Absolutely.
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As we head into sectionals,
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I want to get some feedback,like what kind
of stuff you guys would like to be doing.
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Is there anything,any music in
particular,that you guys want to do?
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Could we maybe try something
a little more...black?
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I agree. We do an
awful lot of show tunes.
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It's glee club.Not krunk club.
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Don't make me take you arhe cpet.
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Fantastic.thank you,mercedes,kurt.
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Duly noted.Anything else?
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I can pop and lock.
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Not really what we're going
for,mike,but...noted.Noted,yes.
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And no pitting the kids
against one another. Never.
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I want to pit these kids
against one another,am I clear?
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Quinn,update. Go.
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The minority students don't
feel like they're being heard.
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Hmm,a chink in the armor,huh?
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I am going to create an
envirment that is so toxic,
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no one will want to
be a part of that club.
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Like the time I sold my
house to a nice young couple
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and I salted the earth in the backyard
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so that nothing living could
grow there for a hundred years.
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You know why I did that?
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Because they tried to get me
to pay their closing costs.
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Sectionals is coming up.What
are your co-director plans?
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Oh,we were actually...uh,we're
each going to direct our own number.
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And we'll be flipping a
coin to see who goes first.
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It'll be very civilized,very
sportsmanlike,so...
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This arrangement is pleasing to all.
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Isn't it? It's great.
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Now...let's hug it out.
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I'd rather not do that.
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I really don't see that happening.
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This meeting doesn't end until
I see your bodies touching.
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It's a technique I learned last
week at my leadership seminar.
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I will destroy you.
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I'm about to vomit
down your back. It's on.
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-=http://bbs.sfileydy.com/=-
Proudly Presents
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Glee
Season 01 Episode 07
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I'm freaking out.
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Everything is going to be fine.
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Relax. At your age,there's very
little chance of anything being wrong.
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Awesome.
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Okay,this is going to be
a little cool to the touch.
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Can you just be careful with my uniform?
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All right.
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Speaking of your ages,
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have you two given any thought to what
you're going to do after the baby is born?
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Whatever quinn wants is fine.
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Well,if it makes a
difference,it's a girl.
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Baby's fine. No mutations or anything.
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Not even any cool ones.
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Thanks for taking us today.
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I was too freaked out to drive.
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Yeah,no problem.
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Hey.You doing all right?
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um,no.
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I mean,how am I supposed to
take care of a real person?
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My mom won't even let me have fish.
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I-I thought quinn wanted to
give the baby up for adoption.
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For now,but we both
know that's not my call.
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It sucks.
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Get all the stress and worry
and none of the control.
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It's cool,mr.Shue.
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You wouldn't understand.
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The independent polling company
in my dockers has determined
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you're the hottest girl in this school.
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Have you been reading my blog?
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Of course not.
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You're a gossip monger and your blog is nothing
but trash and lies,many of them about me.
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Well,you'll be happy to know the one
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I'm working on right now has nothing to do
with you or your rumored lust for jewfros.
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It's about quinn fabray. Word on
the street is that she's in trouble.
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Where did you hear that?
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Are you denying it?
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Yes.
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Because the sae birdi told me
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you're heartbroken finn hudson
didn't choose you to carry his litter.
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what is it going to take
for you to not run the story?
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Lady's choice.
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Heads.
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Trickster's trick store?
This is sue sylvester.
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You got any of these
double-headed coins?
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Head awesome.
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All right,
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the following students have been selected for
a special,elite glee club called sue's kids.
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Hold on. We agreed not
to split up the group.
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Oh,come on,will.
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Give me a chance to do
things sue sylvester's way.
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Maybe with my proven
leadership abilities,
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I can help this pathetic group of
mouth breathers place at sectionals.
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We can't even compete in sectionals
if we divide up the club,sue.
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It's against the rules.
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Really?
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You need to crack open a book,william.
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Here,I have.
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Show choir rule book,page 24.
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Provision 14,second addendum.
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Twelve members must
perform for each team.
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However,not allembers
must perform every song.
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Fine.
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Just go ahead,take all the
football players and your cheerios.
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All right,everybody,listen up.
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When you hear your name called,cross
over to my side of this black shiny thing.
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That's called a piano,sue.
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Santana. Wheels.Gay
kid. Come on. Move it.
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asian,other asian,aretha,and shaft.
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See,will,I don't want to participate in a group
that ignores the needs of minority students.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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Oh,I wouldn't kid about this,will,and
maybe that's your problem.
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Bigotry is no laughing matter.
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And that's how sue sees it.
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Outstanding.
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I wanted to remind you to tell that quinn
girl not to vaccinate in the hospital.
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I'm pretty sure those
shots made my kids stupid.
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Oh,I guess I could use the vaccination
money to buy the organic crib mattress.
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I mean,what are the ances of
the baby getting polio,right?
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Bye,kendra.
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I hate you,will!
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That was rude.
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Don't take the stress of
your workday out on me.
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I don't want to take
it out on you,terri.
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I just don't want to feel as powerless
in my own home as I do at school.
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And I have to come home and listen to you making
major decisions about our son with your sister.
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I haven't en felt the baby
kick yet,and the only time
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I've ever been to an ob-gyn office was when I
took quinn and finn for the ten-week ultrasound.
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You did?
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How's the baby?
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Fine. It's a girl.
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But that's not the point.
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Well,what is the point,will?
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My point is that I am
the father of that baby.
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And I am coming with you to
your next doctor's appointment.
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did you have to get him to stop?
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Let's just say I feel sorry for my dads
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'cause they're probably going to have ipto d
into my college fund to pay for intensive therapy.
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Oh,hardcore.
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I don't mind.
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I did it to protect you.
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And quinn.
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Of course.
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We're all teammate hey,I got to
tell you,you really are awesome.
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I'm gonna make it up
to you someday,I swear.
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I need another pair.
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What's wrong with the
ones I already gave you?
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Look. uh,they still had the tag on them.
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Put those away.
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I want rachel berry panties.
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Okay,
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I expect delivery by tomorrow morning or the
story of quinn fabray and the stork goes wide.
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I feel an urge to kiss you right now.
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I'm just going to go for it,okay?
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No,no,no.You-you-you...stop
it.
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I'm ki-kind of nervous.
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I debated not even showing up.
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Well,I think it's gonna be great.
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Did you catch sue's corner last night?
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Sometimes people ask me,"sue,how come
you're so sensitive to minorities?
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" Well,I'll tell you why.
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Because I know firsthand how hard it is
to struggle as a minority in america today.
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I'm 1/16th comanche indian.
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In fact,I like minorities so much,I'm
thinking of moving to california to become one.
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Hey,kids,I brought some of
my brass buddies with me.
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Thought maybe they could
help us out a little bit.
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Okay,so I selected a song that I
think will speak to the frustration
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you felt under the failed
leadership of will schuester.
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"Hate on me," an r&b song?
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You like that?
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changster,I want to see some of that
pop-and-lock groove you're so famous for.
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You go to town.
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And you,mercedes,I want
to see some mariah hands.
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I can do that.
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I think we g-g-got
this one,miss sylvester.
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All right,w-we'll see. Hit it!
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Do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do
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if I could give you the world on a
silver platter would it even matter?
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You'd still be mad at me
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if I could find in all this a dozen roses that
I would give to you you'd still be miserable
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'cause in reality I'm gonna be who I be
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and I don't feel no faults for
all the lies that you bought
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you can try as you may break
me down,but I say that it
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ain't up to you gonna do what you
do hate on me,hater now or later
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cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad,baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me hater,
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cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for you
can hate on me you can hate on me now or later '
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cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad,baby go
on and hate go 'head and hate on me,hater '
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cause I'm not afraid of what I got I paid for
you can hate on me hate on me,hater now or later
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'cause I'm gonna do me you'll be mad,baby go
'head and hate go 'head and hate on me,hater '
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cause I'm not afraid of what I
got I paid for you can hate on me.
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sue.
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Hey,sylvester,I'm talking to you.
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Oh,hey,buddy.I thought
I smelled failure.
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Why did you take the piano when
it was my time up with the kids?
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A properly steam-cleaned piano is
key to any successful music group.
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You are undermining me in
front of these students.
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Your delusions of persecution are a telltale
sign of early stage paranoid schizophrenia.
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Sue,I am not done talking to you.
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What about all my sheet music?
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My kids need that music.
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Well,will,the last thing your kids need
is chronic sinusitis from the mildew
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I feared was infesting
that old moldy paper.
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Oh,so,what? You sent
it away for somtesting?
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No. Burned it.
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Oh,that is it,sue.
This ends right here.
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A cockfight. Fantastic.
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No. We are here for these students
so,whater problems we have with one another,
240
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we're going to get them
out in the open right now.
241
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:43,490
Okay,you want to get real?
242
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,500
You're right,will,
243
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:48,000
I have been trying to destroy your club
with a conviction I can only call religious.
244
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,360
And you want to know why?
245
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,180
Because I don't trust
a man with curly hair.
246
00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:56,540
I can't help picturing small birds
laying sulfurous eggs in there,
247
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:58,840
and I find it disgusting.
248
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:01,000
Oh,you are a terrible
influence on these kids.
249
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,550
I think you're dangerous and I think
you teach them all the wrong lessons.
250
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:04,540
I don't care what you think.
251
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:09,600
I have a legacy to protect,william,and glee
club is a part of that legacy,and I will win.
252
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:14,320
And if it means I have to get
you fired to do it... so be it.
253
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:18,400
Those drinks are crap!
254
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,600
Oh,thanks,honey.
255
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,500
I want to finish grading
these papers first.
256
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,250
What,you think the kids weren't
drunk when they wrote them?
257
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:46,310
Listen,honey.I've been a
really crummy wife lately.
258
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:49,170
Terri,you're carrying my baby.
259
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:51,870
I have no right to expect
anything more than that from you.
260
00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:57,010
No. That is my sister's marriage
and I don't want it. Anyway,listen.
261
00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,410
Okay.
262
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:02,530
I think that I might be able to help
you with your problems at school.
263
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:08,080
Uh,thanks,terri,but the last time you helped
out at school,it didn't go over very well.
264
00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:14,260
besides,this is serious.
265
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,110
I mean,sue said she wouldn't
rest until she saw me fired.
266
00:15:17,110 --> 00:15:21,470
Well,all the more reason. You
got to do whatever it takes,honey.
267
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:25,740
You got to get down in the
gutter if you want to win this.
268
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:30,160
Sue,a lot of our readers
at cheerleading today...
269
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,920
I'm cutting you off.
Is this a cover story?
270
00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:33,400
Yes. Okay.
271
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,810
This is all your readers need to
know. I'm all about empowerment.
272
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,200
I empower my cheerio to live
in a state of constant fear
273
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,200
by creating an environment
of irrational,random terror.
274
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,770
Speaking of which...q,here,now!
275
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,690
Where are my cheerios?
276
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:50,280
Coach sylvester,they're
not academically eligible.
277
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,600
Mr.Schuester flunked them.
278
00:15:57,570 --> 00:16:00,040
This is a travesty of
international proportions.
279
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:03,640
You are jeopardizing my cheerios'
role as goodwill ambassadors.
280
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,360
And I have a call in to the president.
281
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:09,220
Sue,I have in my hand a spanish quiz in which
one of your cheerleaders misspelled her name
282
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,780
and answered every question
with a drawing of asombrero.
283
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,450
You can't standd it.You can't stand
to see a woman in a position of power.
284
00:16:14,450 --> 00:16:15,040
That has nothing...
285
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:20,720
your psychosexual derangement would be
fascinating,will,if it weren't so terrifying!
286
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,570
Sue.Will did a little research,
287
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:27,070
and according to our test records,most of
your cheerleaders are functionally illiterate.
288
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,100
Oh,so what?
289
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,860
Why,only last friday
at the football game,
290
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:35,160
they tried to spell out "go,te"
and they spelled out...to game.
291
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:35,850
To game.
292
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:40,520
Since 1992,95% of your cheerios
should have flunked spanish,
293
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,120
and I,for one,am not going
to be a part of it anymore.
294
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:47,310
Oh,will,we all know about your
devotion to that dying language.
295
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:47,840
Dying language?
296
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,210
Let me break this down for you,okay?
297
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,770
I empower my cheerios to be champions.
298
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:53,920
Do they go on to college?
299
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,620
I don't know.I don't care.
300
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,220
See...should they learn spanish?
301
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,790
Sure,if they want to become
dishwashers and gardeners.
302
00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:04,510
But if they want to be bankers and
lawyers and captains of industry,
303
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:10,130
the most important lesson they could
possibly learn is how to do a round-off.
304
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,000
She is deranged!
305
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,060
You know what? This all
happened on your watch.
306
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:17,160
You have allowed this
to go on for years.
307
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,500
Say something!
308
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,340
Oh,ple...
309
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,380
oh,okay.
310
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:22,700
Sue,will is correct.
311
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,400
You're wrong.
312
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,100
What? Thank you.
313
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:27,610
From now on,no free passes. That's it!
314
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:29,050
there!
315
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,730
See you in glee club,sue.
316
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,350
Don't...touch me.
317
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:39,420
That is a lawsuit,mister.I
will sue your ass!
318
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,700
What happened to our
little agreement,huh?
319
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:45,910
Will I be uploading a certain
video to youtube this afternoon?
320
00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:48,500
Anti-embolism stockings
can be purchased...
321
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,360
oh,sue. I put it on youtube myself.
322
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,380
And it only got two hits.
323
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:58,270
let me break it down
for you. Nobody cares!
324
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:10,540
no! Not the children!
325
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,410
move! Move!
326
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:20,890
what is this?
327
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,190
Check it out.
328
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:25,070
I came up with a name that i
think would be good for the kid.
329
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,980
Eyes on your own test,finn.
330
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,170
What's up now,ronnie?
331
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,610
Anyway,then I read that gwyneth
paltrow named her kid apple,
332
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:39,610
and I think that's so cool 'cause
you know how much I love apples,right?
333
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:44,160
And so I figured we should name our
kid something more original and poetic.
334
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:48,020
Then I came up with the
best baby name of all time.
335
00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:51,030
Drizzle! Drizzle?
336
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,030
Yeah! Yeah!
337
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:55,370
'Cause you know how awesome it is when it's just
drizzling outside,but it's not really raining,
338
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:58,750
so it smells like rain,but you
don't need an umbrella to go outside.
339
00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,920
Are you a moron?
340
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,420
What?
341
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,900
We're not naming our baby drizzle.
342
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,140
We're not naming our baby anything.
343
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,880
Finish your test,finn.
344
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,680
Will you give me my test back?
345
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,650
I just don't understand anything.
346
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,720
That's not my problem.
347
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,770
You are so insensitive.
348
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:18,390
Bringing up baby names to me when
you know I don't want to keep it.
349
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,650
I can't keep it.
350
00:19:19,650 --> 00:19:21,820
I know,but I don't get what
you expect me to do about it.
351
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:22,640
Not have an opinion.
352
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,800
Hey,this is happening to me,too.
353
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,410
No,it's not.
354
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:31,030
You're not the one whose parents will
burn her like a witch if they find out.
355
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:35,480
You know,sometimes I wish you
were a little more like rachel.
356
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:37,650
Really?
357
00:19:37,650 --> 00:19:39,490
Yeah. She cares about my feelings.
358
00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:42,180
She sticks up for me. She
sticks up for both of us.
359
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,560
You know that she gave that jacob
kid a pair of her underpants j
360
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:49,160
ust to keep him from posting on
his blog about you being pregnant?
361
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,650
You think she did that for me?
362
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,450
Just to be a good teammate?
363
00:19:53,450 --> 00:19:55,670
Yeah. That's what she told me.
364
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:59,540
I know some guys cheat on their
wives or pregnant girlfriends.
365
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:04,210
Just don't do it with her.
366
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:11,420
whoo! Hey-oh,hey-oh where
they at,where they at?
367
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,600
Where they at,where they at? Where
they at,where they at? Where they at?
368
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,570
Come on if you wanna go and take
a ride with me we three-wheelin'
369
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:20,670
in the four with the gold cvs oh,
370
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,130
why do I live this way?
371
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:24,630
Hey,must be the money in
the club on the late night,
372
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:30,450
feel ya right looking trying to spot some
real nice looking for a little shorty I noticed
373
00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:36,010
so I can take home I can take home she can be
18,18 with an attitude or 19 kind of snotty,
374
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:37,890
acting real rude but as long
as you a diggy-diggy,then,girl,
375
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:43,590
you know that it's on you know that
it's on I see something coming toward me
376
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:44,390
on the dance floor sexy and real slow
377
00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:49,320
and saying she was beeping
and I dig the last video
378
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,320
somewhere that we could
go how could I tell her no?
379
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,260
Her measurements
were 36-25-34
380
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:56,790
I like the way you brush your hair
I like those stylish clothes you wear
381
00:20:56,790 --> 00:21:02,650
I like the way the light hit the ice and
glare and I can see you moving way over there
382
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,630
I miss us all being together.
383
00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:10,690
I hope we don't get in trouble
for our covert jam session.
384
00:21:11,330 --> 00:21:13,260
if sue catches us mingling,we're cooked.
385
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:17,190
She told me if I even talked to one of
mr.Shue's kids that she would shave my head.
386
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,510
And I just can't rock that look. I mean,even
justin timberlake is growing his 'fro back.
387
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,230
well,we got to go,you guys.
388
00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:27,620
Miss sylvester is expecting us in
ten minutes in the dance studio.
389
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,070
Bye,white people.
390
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:34,850
Hey! What are you guys doing here?
391
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,700
Just s-s-stopping
by to say hello.
392
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:39,600
Oh,it's great to see you guys.
393
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:44,090
All right,great news,guys.
394
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:47,370
Brought the band with me,and I think
that we have our number for sectionals.
395
00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:52,540
Mr.Sh,we don't like
what this has become.
396
00:21:52,540 --> 00:21:55,560
Don't you guys see? That
is how sue wants you to feel.
397
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,890
Giving up doesn't help anyone but her.
398
00:21:57,890 --> 00:22:01,580
Look,if it were up to me we would
all perform together at sectionals,
399
00:22:01,580 --> 00:22:02,580
but it's not up to me anymore,okay?
400
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:06,330
Sue's going to do her
song,and we are gonna do ours.
401
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:10,270
Sue's kids are singing
about hate,literally.
402
00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:15,660
So,I thought we would
try a kinder approach.
403
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:19,580
All right,finn and rachel,come up
here; you're gonna take the leads.
404
00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,810
Oh,I love this song!
405
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:22,110
Okay,follow my lead.
406
00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:23,960
Don't wait for me.
407
00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:26,330
so much for togetherness.
408
00:22:26,330 --> 00:22:28,950
Guys,you guys really need
to practice this,all right?
409
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:32,520
Night and day,between classes,it
has to be letter-perfect. Okay?
410
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,340
You got it,mr.S.
411
00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:35,260
Of course. Hit it.
412
00:22:35,710 --> 00:22:52,180
Tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air.. ooh,ooh,
413
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:55,520
if I should die before I wake
414
00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:04,220
it's 'cause you took my breath away losing
you is like living in a world with no air oh
415
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:09,590
I'm here alone,didn't want
to leave my heart won't move,
416
00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:15,390
it's incomplete wish there was a
way that I could make you understand
417
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:23,250
but how do you expect me
to live alone with just me?
418
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:29,280
'Cause my world revolves around
you it's so hard for me to breathe
419
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:36,080
now tell me how I'supposed to breathe
with no air with no air no air can't live,
420
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,280
can't breathe with no
air whoa,whoa no air
421
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:40,500
it's how I feel whenever you ain't there
422
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:45,500
no breathing no breathing no
air got me out here in the water,
423
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,800
tell me how you gonna be
without me can't be without you,
424
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,780
baby breathe,no air...so
deep so deep so deep
425
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:51,100
baby,yeah no hard for me to breathe
426
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:58,100
how tell me how I'm supposed to
breathe with no air no air no,no
427
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:19,730
it's how I feel when I know
you ain't there there's no air,
428
00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:21,730
no air not there got me out
here in the water,so deep
429
00:24:21,730 --> 00:24:35,330
tell me how you gonna be without me if you ain't
here,I just can't breathe it's no air no air.
430
00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:37,960
Amazing,guys. Bull's-eye.
431
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,500
Excuse me. What about us?
432
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:43,360
You expect us to just
sway back here like props?
433
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,610
Say it for me again. Word for word.
434
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:49,400
What about us? You expect us to
just sway back here like props?
435
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,910
Perfect. Then turn to
the other two and say...
436
00:24:51,910 --> 00:24:54,030
I think sue was right about him.
437
00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:57,780
He clearly doesn't like minorities.
438
00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:04,050
Can you imagine,in this day and
age,being discriminated against?
439
00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:07,510
My goodness,the pain
you must be feeling.
440
00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:09,480
So,your last name's puckerman,huh?
441
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,190
Shalom.
442
00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:12,570
Who knew?
443
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:16,300
And poor,sweet brittany.
444
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:19,320
Oh,I know the dutch are
famous for being a cold people,
445
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,370
but that's no excuse for eating
you like some half-price hooker
446
00:25:22,370 --> 00:25:24,470
in amsterdam's famous
red light district.
447
00:25:24,470 --> 00:25:28,130
Well,all I can say is if you're
serious about leaving schuester,
448
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:36,490
sue sylvester's rainbow tent will gladly
protect you from his storm of racism.
449
00:25:43,370 --> 00:25:45,000
Hey,babe,you home?
450
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:49,590
hey,what's for dinner?
451
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:52,410
Oh...why don't you get
something from takeout?
452
00:25:52,410 --> 00:25:55,850
Hey,listen,I don't
expect you start cooking,
453
00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:59,490
but on nights when you're home first,I think
it's appropriate for you to take care of dinner.
454
00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:01,740
Wow,you're so forceful.
455
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:03,750
What's gotten into you?
456
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:06,240
You.You were right.
457
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:13,330
I stood up to sue,and now she is
begging me for mercy.Oh,I feel great!
458
00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:16,140
And I have you to thank for it.
459
00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:17,890
I have my moments,huh?
460
00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:19,980
You're going to have another
one this friday at 4:00.
461
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:25,250
I made an appointment for us with dr.Wu.
462
00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:28,160
My obstetrician?
463
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:33,710
I'm finally going to get
a look at my little boy.
464
00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:38,160
Hey,pick whatever you want for dinner.
465
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,680
Just not chinese again.
466
00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:51,360
Who do you think you are?
467
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,700
Well,now you know how it felt for
me to ve my cheerios snatched away.
468
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,050
I can't do a song with three kids!
469
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:58,360
Not with that attitude.
470
00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:01,380
Look,I'm prepared to cut you a deal.
471
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:08,100
You pass my cheerios,and I'll give you
back your team of losers and snot-faucets.
472
00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:16,160
Sue sylvester,you're going to have to
pry those "f"s from my cold,dead hands.
473
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,040
Can't wait,pal!
474
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,630
My job is very stressful.
475
00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:29,420
After dentists,obstetricians have the highest
rate of suicide among medical professionals.
476
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,260
Caring for my bonsai relaxes me.
477
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:35,400
I had a huge crush on the
karate kid when I was a teenager.
478
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,530
Can we cut the crap?
479
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:41,870
I guess I'm a little curious as to what you
ladies want from me.Neither of you are pregnant.
480
00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:44,950
Well,wu,you delivered
all three of my kids.
481
00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:47,250
Each one is dumber than the last.
482
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:52,540
Plus,they all have add and although
my husband nor I have red hair,
483
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,440
they are all creepy ginger kids.
484
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,120
It's caused by a recessive gene.
485
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,520
That's one theory.
486
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,770
Do you wanna hear mine?
487
00:27:58,770 --> 00:28:03,670
You gave me too much pitocin when I was
in labor,and it screwed up their dna.
488
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:05,810
That's not a theory.You
just made that up.
489
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:09,420
Mrs.Schuester,is your sister on some
kind of new psychotropic medication?
490
00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,280
Not that I know of.
491
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,970
That's offensive.
492
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:13,240
Are you all right?
493
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,810
Here's the deal,
494
00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:20,810
My husband does the taxes for some very
powerful mid-sized law firms in this town.
495
00:28:20,810 --> 00:28:24,030
And I'm sure somebody would be more
than happy to take on my lawsuit.
496
00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:25,020
You'll never win.
497
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:26,700
I don't have to win.
498
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,290
There's only twobs in this town.
499
00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:30,840
You get even the slightest stink on you,
500
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:35,520
and you can bet that a bunch of your
patients will just close on up their legs .
501
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,020
and walk on over to dr.Chin
502
00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:39,730
Okay,this is outrageous.
503
00:28:42,110 --> 00:28:44,260
What do you want?
504
00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:50,690
Listen here,treasure-trail,we're
about to have a smackdown.
505
00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:52,860
I don't want to have a confrontation.
506
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:55,620
Don't play stupid with me,stubbles.
507
00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:59,730
I'm having finn's baby
and you need to back off.
508
00:28:59,730 --> 00:29:03,340
I'm asking you as
nicely as I possibly can.
509
00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:05,880
Leave him alone.
510
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,470
You're right.
511
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,540
I've helped you not because
it's the right thing to do,
512
00:29:11,540 --> 00:29:14,500
but because I had
romantic ulterior motives.
513
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:18,320
But just so we're clear,you're
the one who's cheating.
514
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,610
Excuse me?
515
00:29:19,610 --> 00:29:21,980
I have on good authority that
you're sue sylvester's mole.
516
00:29:21,980 --> 00:29:23,790
And you can deny it all you
want,but I know it's true.
517
00:29:23,790 --> 00:29:25,750
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
518
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:26,770
Sue's not on your side,quinn.
519
00:29:26,770 --> 00:29:28,850
She's not on anyone's side but her own.
520
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:31,490
Can you imagine what she's gonna do
once she finds out about your situation?
521
00:29:31,490 --> 00:29:34,980
She'll probably try to rip off
your uniform with her bare hands.
522
00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:39,480
Every time you whisper in her ear,you empower
her to do more damage to the glee club.
523
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,810
And right now,glee club is all you have,
524
00:29:42,810 --> 00:29:45,810
and if I were you,I'd recognize
who my true friends are.
525
00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:47,820
Oh,and I'd practice a little bit more.
526
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,530
Because you obviously have
a lot you need to express.
527
00:29:50,530 --> 00:29:53,610
Oh,you have no idea.
528
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,280
Set me free,why don't you,baby?
529
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,730
Get out my life,why don't you,baby?
530
00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:09,060
'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging on
531
00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:15,940
you don't really need me
but you keep me hanging on
532
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:22,710
why do you keep coming
around playing with my heart?
533
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:29,950
Why don't you get out of my
life and let me make a new start?
534
00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:40,510
Let me get over you the way you've gotten
over me hey,set me free,why don't you,baby?
535
00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:43,640
Let me be,why don't you,baby?
536
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:50,870
'Cause you don't really love
me you just keep me hanging on
537
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:58,110
now you don't really want me
you just keep me hanging on
538
00:30:58,110 --> 00:31:05,600
you say although we broke up
you still wanna be just friends
539
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:12,100
but how can we still be friends when
seeing you only breaks my heart again?
540
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,390
And there ain't nothin'
I can do about it.
541
00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:18,880
Whoa,whoa,whoa set me
free,why don't you,baby?
542
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,770
Get out my life,why don't you,baby?
543
00:31:21,770 --> 00:31:29,350
Go on,get out,get out of my life
and let me sleep at night please,
544
00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:43,680
'cause you don't really love me you
just keep me hanging on on,on,on...
545
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:49,340
all right,everybody,take five.
546
00:32:00,340 --> 00:32:04,040
we would just like to say that although
we find ourselves on opposite sides,
547
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,960
we hope you enjoy our number and
we look forward to seeing yours...
548
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,950
Get on with it!
549
00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:10,760
Enough with the
jibba-jabba!Sing something!
550
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,190
Sue,you can't talk to kids that way.
551
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,260
Tell me how I'm supposed
to breathe with no air?
552
00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:25,970
All right,that's it. Come on. She had
her chance. Everybody up! We're leaving.
553
00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:28,040
I'm sorry. Is there a fire?
554
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,620
No,and that's the
point,there is no fire.
555
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:31,760
You know,
556
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:36,560
it's sad enough that my "sue's kids" are
living in squalor and probably on food stamps.
557
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,320
My dad's a dentist.
558
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,090
But for you to drag them in here and
bore them to death,I won't stand for it.
559
00:32:40,090 --> 00:32:43,610
Come on,kids,out. We're
going for conies,my t at.
560
00:32:43,610 --> 00:32:45,420
All right,that's it!
561
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:46,040
Really?
562
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,320
You know what,sue?
563
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,000
You've beepretty honest about your
feelings for me,so let me return the favor.
564
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,670
You're rude,sue.
565
00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:55,970
You have no class,and you
are a terrible teacher!
566
00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:57,290
I'll have you know I have my phd.
567
00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:59,130
You got it online,sue!
568
00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:01,580
You are a failed performer,will!
569
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:03,750
You weren't good enough to
make it in the real world.
570
00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:07,780
You're not even good enough to run this
stupid little club that nobody cares about.
571
00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:10,540
Time after time,will,you fail!
572
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:12,600
You spend every waking
moment of your life
573
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,500
figuring out ways to terrify children to
try to make you feel better about yourself,
574
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,570
and the fact that you're probably
gonna spend the rest of your life alone!
575
00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:20,830
How dare you to talk to me like that!
576
00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:23,080
Don't you even go...Don't
you point your...
577
00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:29,460
enough!
578
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:32,260
I'm sorry mr.Shue,ms.Sylvester,
579
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,520
but if we wanted to
hear mom and dad fight,
580
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,920
those of us who still have two
parents would just stay home on payday.
581
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,670
I agree.Glee club is supposed to be fun.
582
00:33:39,670 --> 00:33:42,180
And furthermore,I don't
like this minority business.
583
00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:45,810
I may be a strong,proud black
woman,but I'm a lot more than that.
584
00:33:45,810 --> 00:33:47,000
I'm out.
585
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,310
M-me,too.
586
00:33:48,310 --> 00:33:52,500
Fellow glee clubbers,it would be an honor
to show you how a real storm-out is done.
587
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,230
I encourage you to follow my lead.
588
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,160
is that necessary?
589
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,940
It's nothing I haven't seen before.
590
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:23,760
I mean,i am the one who knocked her up.
591
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,150
Just standard operating procedure.
592
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,620
you okay,mr.Schuester?
593
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:30,600
You seem upset.
594
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,290
Just,just a little stressed.
595
00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:33,280
Bad day at work.
596
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,950
Will,you're about to see
your child for the first time.
597
00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:38,810
Can you forget about those
dancing delinquents for one minute?
598
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:44,270
You're right. I'm sorry.
599
00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:49,160
Oh,my parents are gonna kill me
if I don't come home with the dvd.
600
00:34:56,690 --> 00:34:59,980
Got it right here. All right!
601
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,910
The gel. Oh! You okay?
602
00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:06,980
Ooh,that must be cold.
603
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:07,740
It's really...
604
00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:09,410
Sorry about that.
yeah,it's a little cold.
605
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,410
That's him!
606
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,550
oh,hold on a sec.
607
00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:28,280
What?
608
00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,630
Is something wrong with him?
609
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:32,220
Well,not exactly.
610
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:37,180
This is really embarrassing,but it
appears as if your boy is a girl.
611
00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:39,450
oh,my god! Did something
happen to his...?
612
00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:40,580
No,he never had one.
613
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:41,360
He's a she.
614
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,700
Must have misread the first sonogram.
615
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,690
Sorry about that.
616
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:00,350
Honey,I didn't know that having
a boy was so important to yo
617
00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:02,200
it isn'T.
618
00:36:04,860 --> 00:36:08,140
I don't care what she is.
619
00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,750
She's all ours.
620
00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:16,610
I'm just so...happy.
621
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:33,360
No matter whatappens,I want you to remember
at this moment,that we love each other,okay?
622
00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:39,590
hey,sue.
623
00:36:39,590 --> 00:36:43,730
William,close the door.
624
00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:47,970
I,uh,wanted to talk to
you about the auditorium.
625
00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:49,530
Good. I wanted to come to you,too,
626
00:36:49,530 --> 00:36:52,130
but I have no idea where your
office is.Why don't you have a seat.
627
00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:53,520
Sure.
628
00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:59,520
So,I decided to step
down as co-head of glee.
629
00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:00,620
Really?
630
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,610
Yeah,it's not for me. It's too fruity.
631
00:37:02,610 --> 00:37:06,970
I can't stand the sight of kids getting
emotional unless it's from physical exhaustion.
632
00:37:06,970 --> 00:37:08,090
Yeah,it did get pretty bad in there.
633
00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:11,700
Oh,yeah. I'd still like to
stay on as consigliere.You know,
634
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:24,830
mae you could show me your set lists before
competitions,just so I not mtv,but still.
635
00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:28,250
why do I feel like I'm about to fall
through a trapdoor into a pit of fire?
636
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:29,680
Because you don't trust me.
637
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,800
I know my methods are extreme.
638
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,650
And I know I'm not like
the rest of you hippies,
639
00:37:34,650 --> 00:37:40,650
caring about the kids' feelings as if
they're real,but I do care about teaching.
640
00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:44,090
And when I coach them,and they win...
641
00:37:44,090 --> 00:37:46,350
I win.
642
00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:49,040
And you know how I feel about winning.
643
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,120
I do.
644
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,650
Look,who's to say everything
I do is 100% on the ball?
645
00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:56,940
No one would say that.
646
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:58,110
Probably right.
647
00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,920
But,um,in hindsight...
648
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:05,590
you were right to shine the spotlight on
the fact that those kids are minorities.
649
00:38:05,590 --> 00:38:07,900
Because you're all minorities.
650
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:10,190
You are in the glee club.
651
00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:14,900
Now there are only 12 of you,and
all you have is each other.
652
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:19,370
So it doesn't matter that rachel
is jewish,or that finn is...
653
00:38:19,370 --> 00:38:21,720
unable to tell my rights from my lefts.
654
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:22,950
sure.
655
00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:25,710
Or that santana is
latina,or that quinn is...
656
00:38:25,710 --> 00:38:29,210
...pregnant.
657
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:34,640
Sorry,Q. It'll be all over the
blogosphere by this afternoon.
658
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,990
Now everybody knows... including me.
659
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,640
how could you do that?
660
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,660
Do you have any idea how much pain
you caused by running that story?
661
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,930
Sue made me do it.
662
00:39:00,930 --> 00:39:07,350
This was a particularly interesting
find from today's round of locker checks.
663
00:39:07,350 --> 00:39:09,520
Are these your droopy
white granny panties,jacob?
664
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,460
Are you an "eve" who was born a "steve"?
665
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:16,600
Because if you are,I think there's a special
school that would better address your needs.
666
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,620
And I think that school is in thailand.
667
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:21,080
Rachel gave them to me so I
wouldn't run the quinn story.
668
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,980
What quinn story?
669
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:26,830
Quinn fabray's preant.
670
00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:31,520
Not a chance.
671
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,610
If my head cheerleader was pregnant,
672
00:39:33,610 --> 00:39:37,410
jeopardizing the very future of my
cheerios and thus my teaching tenure,
673
00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:39,500
I think she would have come to me.
674
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,260
Quinn fabray rpects me,would
never lie to me,never.
675
00:39:42,260 --> 00:39:46,050
I have three sources confirming.
676
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,630
Please don't expel me.
677
00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:55,630
I'll kil the story.
678
00:39:55,630 --> 00:39:59,320
No.Run it.
679
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,570
I'm sorry,rachel.
680
00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:13,330
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
681
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:19,650
Everything's gonna be okay.
682
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:30,960
You're not alone together we stand I'll be
by your side you know I'll take your hand
683
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,490
when it gets cold and
it feels like the end
684
00:40:35,490 --> 00:40:41,890
there's no place to go you
know I won't give in ah...ah...
685
00:40:41,890 --> 00:40:47,710
no,I won't give in ah-ah... yeah,yeah!
686
00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:57,250
Keep holding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it through
687
00:40:57,250 --> 00:41:05,730
just stay strong 'cause you know
I'm here for you,I'm here for you
688
00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:08,880
there's nothing yay can
s nothing you can say
689
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:13,880
nothing You can do nothing you can do there's
no other way when it comes to the truth
690
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:24,550
so keepolding on 'cause you know we'll
make it through we'll make it through
691
00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:25,650
hear me when I say,when I say,
692
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:32,710
"I believe "nothing's gonna
change,nothing's gonna change destiny
693
00:41:32,710 --> 00:41:44,640
whatever's meant to be will work
out perfectly" yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah!
694
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:50,700
696
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,570
keep holding on
697
00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:13,070
there's nothing you can say nothing you can
say nothing you can do nothing you can do
698
00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:17,850
there's no other way
when it comes to the truth
699
00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:34,000
so keep holding on 'cause you
know we'll make it through.
700
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
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