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Mr. Schuester.
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Yea!
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I went to the library and I got some
sheet music,
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and I wanted to run
some songs by you
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that feature me heavily on lead vocal.
Thanks, Rach.
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But I already got one
picked out.
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Let me help you
with that.
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Thanks, Finn.
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That's a good thing, right?
Morning, guys.
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Hey, Mr. Shue.
We're just learning some runs.
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Oh, yeah?
So it goes,
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* Oh. *
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* Oh. *
* Oh. *
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With the finger, huh?
Pretty fly for a white guy.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Hey, don't be late for rehearsal
this afternoon.
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All right.
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Morning, Kurt.
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Buenos nachos, Mr. Shue.
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Hey!
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Let's go, Titans!
Yeah.
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Come on.
Wait!
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One day you will all
work for me.
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It was very,
very nice.
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All right?
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Oh, Will, oh. Oh!
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Gosh. Hi.
Hey, Emma.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Uh, I wanted to thank you
so much
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for the advice you gave me
the other day.
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I mean, teaching here
and coaching Glee Club--
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it's where I belong.
Oh, well, it's no problem.
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I mean, it's what I do.
You know, I give counsel
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and give guidance.
I'm a guidance counselor.
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Yeah, you are.
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So-- oh, look, we match,
periwinkle.
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Yeah.
Get a room.
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Mrs. Sylvester wants to see you
in her office, Mr. Shue.
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She doesn't like
to be kept waiting.
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You got it.
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Hey, Sue, you want to see me?
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Hey, buddy. Come on in.
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I just blasted my hammies.
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Oh.
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Iron tablet?
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Uh...
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Keeps your strength up while
you're menstruating.
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I don't menstruate.
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Yeah?
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Neither do I.
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So I had a little chat
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with Principal Figgins, and he
said that if you're group
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doesn't place at Regionals,
he's cutting the program.
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Ouch.
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You know, you don't have to
worry about Glee Club.
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We're going to be fine.
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Really?
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'Cause I was at the
local library,
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where I read Cheerleading
Today aloud
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to blind geriatrics,
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and I came across this
little page-turner.
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Show Choir Rule Book.
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And it turns out,
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you need 12 kids to qualify
for Regionals.
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Last time I looked,
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you only had
five-and-a-half.
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Here. Cripple in
the wheelchair.
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I also took the liberty of
highlighting some special ed classes
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for you-- maybe you could
find some recruits--
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because I'm not sure
there's anybody else
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who's going to want to swim over
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to your Island of Misfit Toys.
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Are you threatening me,
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Sue?
Threatening you?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Presenting you
with an opportunity
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to compromise yourself?
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You betcha.
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Let's break it down.
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You want to be creative.
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You want to be in the spotlight.
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Face it, you want to be me.
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So, here's the deal:
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you do with your depressing
little group of kids
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what I did with my wealthy,
elderly mother:
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euthanize it.
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It's time.
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And then I'll be happy
to offer you a job
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as my second assistant
on Cheerios.
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You can fetch
me Gatorade
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and launder my soiled delicates;
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it'll be very rewarding
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work for you.
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You know what, Sue?
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I politely decline
your offer.
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Glee Club is here
to stay.
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I believe in my kids.
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I know you're used to being the
cock of the walk around here...
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Offensive.
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...but it looks
like your Cheerios
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are going to have
some competition.
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We're going to show
at Regionals.
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You have my word on that.
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Have a good day.
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We are in line to be the
most popular kids in this school
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over the next couple of years.
Yeah, I know.
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Prom king and queen,
homecoming court royalty,
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I'm not giving up
those shiny crowns
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just so you can
"express yourself."
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Look, you're making
too big a deal out of this.
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Okay, let's compromise.
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If you quit the club,
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I'll let you touch my breast.
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Under the shirt?
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Over the bra.
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No, no.
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I can't.
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I want to do Glee.
I--
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I'm really happy
when I'm performing.
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People think
you're gay now, Finn.
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And you know
what that makes me?
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Your big gay beard.
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Look, I-I-I got to go
to class, okay?
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Just relax.
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Everything's going
to work out.
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Eavesdrop much?
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Time for some girl talk,
man hands.
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You can dance with him,
you can sing with him,
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but you will never
have him.
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I understand why you'd
be threatened.
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Finn and I have made
a connection,
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but I'm an honorable
person.
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I don't need to
steal your man.
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I have plenty of suitors
of my own.
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Every day Glee's status
is going up
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and yours is going down...
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deal with it.
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Holla.
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* Ah, freak out *
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* Le freak, c'est chic *
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Energy, guys.
* Freak out *
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It's disco.
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* Le freak, c'est chic *
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* Ah, freak out *
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Good with the hands.
John Travolta hands. All right.
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* Le freak, c'est chic *
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Freak it out.
Let's go. * Freak out *
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* Le freak, c'est chic *
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And up and out
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and down and-- good.
* Have you heard *
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* About the new dance craze? *
Good, good, guys.
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* Listen to us *
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* I'm sure you'll be amazed *
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* Big fun... *
Whoa! Whoa!
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Hell to the nah.
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First of all, you try to
bust my face again,
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and I will cut you.
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And also, this song is terrible.
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Okay, no, no, it's not the song.
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You guys just need
to get into it.
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No, it's the song.
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It's really gay.
We need
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modern music, Mr. Shue.
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I'm sorry, guys.
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We don't have time
to discuss this.
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We're doing the song this Friday
at the pep assembly.
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In f-front of the whole school?
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Exactly!
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They're gonna throw
fruit at us.
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And I just had a facial.
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I'll press charges
if that happens.
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Guys, I can't express to you
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how important this assembly is.
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We need recruits.
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There're six of you.
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We need 12 to qualify
for Regionals.
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We have no choice or...
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the club is over.
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I know you guys don't like
this song,
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but we took Nationals back
in '93 with "Freak Out."
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It's a crowd-pleaser.
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Trust me.
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From the top.
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I'm dead.
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Captioning sponsored by
20th CENTURY FOX
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My father always
said you become a man
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when you buy your first house.
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I'm not sure what
he meant by that,
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since he burned ours down once
after a drunken fight with Mom.
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Welcome to your little slice
of the American dream.
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I have a question
about the trees.
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It's always been
my personal dream
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to cut down my own
Christmas tree.
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How many Christmas trees
will we have in the backyard?
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And do they come
in different colors?
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Because, well-- obviously,
we're expecting a family,
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and I have a real sense
that it might be a girl.
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Still, I can't believe
we're actually doing this.
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It all happened so fast...
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It all started when Terri's
sister Kendra
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brought her kids over
for Sunday brunch.
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Well, I just
don't understand
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where you're planning on
putting the nursery.
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I know.
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We have a second bedroom.
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You are not giving up
your craft room, Terri.
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A mother needs
her respite.
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That craft room
is the only thing
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that's going to keep you
from going all Susan Smith
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on that little angel.
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Postpartum runs
in our family.
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Where are you going?
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Bathroom.
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All that bran.
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No, you can't.
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Kyle needs his
inhaler.
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Anyway, this conversation
is over.
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They're starting
construction
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on a new section
of our subdivision.
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You are not
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bringing my niece or nephew
home to this apartment.
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When pigs fly.
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Can I eat this?
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This banister was made
by Ecuadorian children.
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It's great, Terri,
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but there are nine
foreclosures on our street.
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Why can't we buy
one of those?
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They're half the price.
I am not raising our baby
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in a used house.
They're not clean.
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Oh.
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Look at this sun nook.
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Is i iextra?
Mm.
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The price in the brochure is
for the basic model--
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Everything else is?
La carte.
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The grand foyer is
an extra $14,000,
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and the sun nook is
an extra 24.
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I'll let
you two talk.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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We can't afford this.
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We already did
the math, Will.
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All we have to do is
give up Applebee's,
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and we won't run the AC for
the first couple of summers.
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Well, we certainly can't afford
the grand foyer,
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and the sun nook.
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I mean, if we bite off more
than we can chew
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we'll lose everything.
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You need to pick one.
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Come with me.
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I'm going to show you
something really special.
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This is where our daughter
or gay son will sleep.
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I thought maybe
we could put one
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of those mini-pianos
in here,
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and you two could
put on shows for me.
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I love it, Terri.
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But we still can't
afford everything.
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It's my very own
Sophie's Choice.
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Fine.
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I'm going to give up the sun
nook for the grand foyer.
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But I really need
the polished door handles.
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Think of our family,
Will.
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This is our dream.
263
00:09:03,034 --> 00:09:05,867
I knew in that moment that
I would do whatever it took,
264
00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:08,368
even if it meant getting
a part-time job
265
00:09:08,368 --> 00:09:09,767
to make some extra money,
266
00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:12,101
to make that dream come true.
267
00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:14,101
Let's go sign
those papers.
268
00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:17,900
Yes!
269
00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,700
You need to call me before you
dress yourself. Whatever, whatever.
270
00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,468
You look like a Technicolor zebra.
You're a hater.
271
00:09:21,468 --> 00:09:23,167
And I look like I'm a partier.
That's what you are, a hater.
272
00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,700
You're trying to copy me.
It looks like I planned it.
273
00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,101
You know what?
If you're hair was longer
274
00:09:26,101 --> 00:09:27,034
you'd have curls.
- All right, guys.
275
00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:28,401
How about a little Kanye?
276
00:09:29,434 --> 00:09:30,567
For the assembly?
277
00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:31,800
No, we won't be
ready in time.
278
00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,934
We're still
doing disco.
279
00:09:32,934 --> 00:09:35,101
But we can fold this
into our repertoire,
280
00:09:35,101 --> 00:09:37,533
and it'll be awesome
at Regionals.
281
00:09:37,533 --> 00:09:39,700
Communication is the foundation
282
00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,368
of any successful music group.
283
00:09:41,368 --> 00:09:43,967
If we're going to succeed
we need to communicate.
284
00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:46,067
You guys said you wanted
modern music, I listened.
285
00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:49,767
Mr. Shue, we'd really like to
not do disco at that assembly.
286
00:09:49,767 --> 00:09:51,001
Finn, you're going
to take the solo.
287
00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:53,001
What? No, I-I can't do
the solo, Mr. Shue.
288
00:09:53,001 --> 00:09:54,201
I'm still learning...
289
00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:56,201
learning how to walk and
sing at the same time.
290
00:09:57,234 --> 00:09:59,234
No problem.
291
00:09:59,234 --> 00:10:00,567
I'll walk you through it.
292
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:02,234
Ooh.
293
00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:03,267
Challenge.
294
00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:04,867
Mercedes, you know this?
295
00:10:04,867 --> 00:10:06,867
Oh, I got this.
296
00:10:08,301 --> 00:10:12,834
* She take my money *
297
00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:14,834
* When I'm in need *
298
00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:18,334
* Yeah, she's a trifflin' *
299
00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:20,334
* Friend, indeed *
300
00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:23,334
* Oh, she's a gold digger *
301
00:10:23,334 --> 00:10:25,368
* Way over town *
302
00:10:25,368 --> 00:10:26,834
* That digs on me *
303
00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:31,767
* She give me money * * Now I
ain't sayin' she a gold digger *
304
00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:34,401
* When I'm in need * * But she
ain't messin' with no broke, broke *
305
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,201
* She give me money * * Now I
ain't sayin' she a gold digger *
306
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,234
* When I'm in need * * But she
ain't messin' with no broke *
307
00:10:39,234 --> 00:10:40,767
* Broke *
* I gotta leave *
308
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,934
* Get down, girl,
go 'head, get down *
309
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,567
* I gotta leave * * Get down, girl,
go 'head, get down *
310
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:46,434
* I gotta leave *
* Get down, girl *
311
00:10:46,434 --> 00:10:48,101
* Go 'head, get down *
* I gotta leave *
312
00:10:48,101 --> 00:10:50,101
* Get down, girl, go 'head *
* She give me money *
313
00:10:50,101 --> 00:10:51,800
* Cutie da bomb
met her at a beauty salon *
314
00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:53,468
* When I'm in need *
* With a baby Louis Vuitton *
315
00:10:53,468 --> 00:10:55,834
* Under her underarm,
she said I can tell you rock *
316
00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:57,500
* She give me money *
* I can tell by your charm *
317
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,201
* When I'm in need *
* Far as girls you got a flock *
318
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,934
* I can tell by your charm
and your arm *
319
00:11:00,934 --> 00:11:02,767
* I gotta leave *
* But I'm lookin' for the one *
320
00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:03,800
* Have you seen her? *
* I gotta leave *
321
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,834
* No, we ain't seen her! *
322
00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:06,201
* She give my money *
323
00:11:06,201 --> 00:11:08,067
* Now I ain't sayin'
she a gold digger *
324
00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,067
* When I'm in need *
* But she ain't messin' *
325
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:11,967
* With no broke, broke, uh *
* She give me money *
326
00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:13,101
* Now I ain't sayin'
she a gold digger *
327
00:11:13,101 --> 00:11:14,600
* When I'm in need *
328
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,700
* But she ain't messin'
with no broke, broke, uh *
329
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,034
* I gotta leave *
330
00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:19,001
* Get down, girl,
go 'head, get down *
331
00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:20,334
* I gotta leave *
* Get down, oh, oh *
332
00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:21,967
* Get down, girl,
go 'head, get down *
333
00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:23,533
* I gotta leave *
* Get down, girl *
334
00:11:23,533 --> 00:11:24,434
* Go 'head, get down *
* I gotta leave *
335
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,834
* Get down, girl, go 'head *
336
00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:28,067
* She give me money *
* 18 years, 18 years *
337
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:29,700
* When I'm in need *
* She got one of yo' kids *
338
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:31,533
* Got you for 18 years *
* She give me money *
339
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,967
* I know somebody paying child
support for one of his kids *
340
00:11:33,967 --> 00:11:35,533
* When I'm in need *
341
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:36,734
* His baby mama car crib
is bigger than his *
342
00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:37,734
* You will see him on TV *
343
00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:38,734
* Any given Sunday *
344
00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:39,734
* I gotta leave *
345
00:11:39,734 --> 00:11:40,867
* Win the Super Bowl *
346
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,600
* And drive off in a Hyundai *
347
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,533
* She was supposed to buy
ya shorty Tyco with ya money *
348
00:11:44,533 --> 00:11:46,334
* I gotta leave *
* She went to the doctor *
349
00:11:46,334 --> 00:11:48,001
* Got lipo with ya money *
* She give me money *
350
00:11:48,001 --> 00:11:49,767
* She walkin' around lookin'
like Michael with ya money *
351
00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:51,533
* When I'm in need *
* Shoulda' got that insured *
352
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,201
* Geico for ya money *
* She give me money *
353
00:11:53,201 --> 00:11:55,101
* If you ain't no crook *
354
00:11:55,101 --> 00:11:56,834
* When I'm in need *
* Holla' we want pre-nup *
355
00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:58,900
* We want pre-nup! Yeah! *
356
00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:01,533
That was fun.
357
00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,267
All right,
just like that. Ready?
358
00:12:18,401 --> 00:12:20,334
Rachel, did you
just throw up?
359
00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:21,500
No.
360
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,900
You missed
the toilet.
361
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:25,500
The girl who was throwing up
before me left that.
362
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,633
I tried, but I guess
I just don't have a gag reflex.
363
00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:30,034
One day when
you're older,
364
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:32,167
that'll turn
out to be a gift.
365
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:33,834
Let's have a
little chat, okay?
366
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:48,567
Rachel, bulimia is a very
367
00:12:52,134 --> 00:12:54,201
messy, serious disease.
368
00:12:54,201 --> 00:12:55,900
I don't have bulimia.
369
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:59,633
I tried it and failed,
and won't ever attempt it again.
370
00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:00,600
Okay.
371
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,800
It grossed me out.
372
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,234
Okay, but I still want to talk
373
00:13:03,234 --> 00:13:04,500
about the feelings that you had
374
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,700
that led up to you wanting
to puke your guts out.
375
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:07,934
I want to be thinner.
376
00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:10,700
And prettier
like that Quinn girl.
377
00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,134
Mm-hmm, and, um, why is that?
378
00:13:13,134 --> 00:13:15,134
Have you ever liked somebody
so much,
379
00:13:15,134 --> 00:13:17,533
you just want to lock yourself
in your room,
380
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,101
turn on sad music and cry?
381
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,767
No.
382
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:26,201
* All by my... *
383
00:13:28,101 --> 00:13:29,533
By myself.
384
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:30,734
I'm by myself.
385
00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:32,301
* Don't want to be... *
386
00:13:32,301 --> 00:13:35,101
Uh, but a boy crush, huh?
387
00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:36,967
I know about that.
I mean, not now.
388
00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,600
It takes me back in the day.
389
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,700
Like, a long time ago
I knew about that.
390
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,567
You know what? You need
to remember, Rachel,
391
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:43,734
to protect your heart.
392
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:45,101
I don't care who he is.
393
00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:47,368
If he doesn't like you
for the way you are,
394
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,967
or if he's...
you know, he's married
395
00:13:48,967 --> 00:13:50,468
with a baby on the way,
396
00:13:50,468 --> 00:13:51,767
that's not worth
the heartache.
397
00:13:51,767 --> 00:13:55,001
You don't want to compromise...
yourself... for that.
398
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,967
Um...
399
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:58,834
Have you just tried
400
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,567
telling him how you feel?
401
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,334
He doesn't even notice me.
402
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:05,368
I see.
403
00:14:05,368 --> 00:14:08,368
Um, okay, well,
here's what I think.
404
00:14:08,368 --> 00:14:11,301
Common interests
are the key to romance.
405
00:14:11,301 --> 00:14:13,401
All ght? So find out
what he likes.
406
00:14:13,401 --> 00:14:15,767
Then he'll see you
in a positive way, and
407
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:17,101
maybe you'll end up
doing something
408
00:14:31,234 --> 00:14:33,467
Would you like
409
00:14:33,467 --> 00:14:35,267
to tell Principal Figgins
and Mr. Schuester
410
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,467
what I caught you two doing?
411
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:40,000
It just sort of happened.
412
00:14:41,434 --> 00:14:43,000
I don't mean
to be rude,
413
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,300
but I think she's
overreacting.
414
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,768
You watch your tone, young lady.
415
00:14:46,768 --> 00:14:48,000
Gay parents
encourage rebellion.
416
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,300
There are
studies on this.
417
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,033
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
418
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,900
All right, tell me
what happened, Rachel.
419
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:55,234
Finn was worried about
having to perform a solo
420
00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:57,567
at the pep assembly in front
of his chromosomally-challenged
421
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:58,434
friends.
422
00:14:58,434 --> 00:14:59,601
I was immediately concerned
423
00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:00,834
by his lack of self-esteem
424
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,300
and made a creative
preemptive strike.
425
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,067
Yeah, pretty much
what she said.
426
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,768
You know, one of
the amazing things
427
00:15:06,768 --> 00:15:08,734
about being in the
performing arts is that
428
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,967
you can parlay it into
so many different fields.
429
00:15:10,967 --> 00:15:12,501
Like Justin Timberlake.
430
00:15:12,501 --> 00:15:14,933
He's a singer, but he
also has a clothing line.
431
00:15:14,933 --> 00:15:18,567
And you know, he makes
things like shirts and belts.
432
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,634
Who is Justin Timberlake?
433
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:22,234
It was a two-fold plan.
434
00:15:22,234 --> 00:15:24,601
We figured that with the right
marketing strategy,
435
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:26,701
we could pull
from the entire student body
436
00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:28,033
without having an assembly,
437
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:30,467
thus creating
the diverse Glee Club
438
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,267
this school has been craving.
439
00:15:38,734 --> 00:15:41,967
That copy machine is
for Cheerios use only.
440
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:44,100
Paid for
by alumni donations.
441
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,501
I can't begin to
fathom the damage
442
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:49,334
you'd have done to the
program had you broken it.
443
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:50,401
Hold on a second, Sue.
444
00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:51,534
I resent being told
445
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,801
to hold on to anything, William.
446
00:15:52,801 --> 00:15:54,300
I will not be treated
447
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,801
like a second-class citizen
because of my gender.
448
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:57,834
There is a very clear
bureaucracy
449
00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,868
when it comes to photocopies,
and you seem to think
450
00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:03,667
that these procedures
don't apply to your students.
451
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,033
It is my strong
recommendation
452
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:06,601
that both these
students be hobbled.
453
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,300
How many copies
did you guys make?
454
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,834
17.
455
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,701
Okay. And how much
does a photocopy cost?
456
00:16:15,701 --> 00:16:17,000
Four-and-a-half cents.
457
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,967
How about
they just pay for the copies?
458
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,434
I like this compromise.
459
00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:22,834
Children, pay Ms. Sylvester,
460
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,334
and we'll let you off
with a warning.
461
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:27,234
And Sue, I'm sorry,
but I'll have to ask you
462
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:28,634
to personally clean
the congealed
463
00:16:28,634 --> 00:16:30,567
protein shake off
the photocopy room floor.
464
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,267
That's why we
have janitors.
465
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,667
Sue, we're in a recession,
and concessions must be made.
466
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,834
I've laid off half
the janitorial staff.
467
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,667
We all need to lend a hand.
468
00:16:44,701 --> 00:16:47,567
Lady Justice wept today.
469
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:52,067
I'm sorry
about that, Mr. Shue.
470
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,667
I'd like to get the flyers up
before lunch tomorrow.
471
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,300
You know what, guys?
I don't want to hear it.
472
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,834
Doing that song is going to kill
any chance the Glee Club has.
473
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:00,000
It's a terrible idea.
474
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,300
I have news for you, Rachel.
475
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,601
Sometimes you have to do
things you don't want to do.
476
00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:04,967
We're doing
the assembly,
477
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,801
and you're not putting
up those flyers.
478
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:08,801
Everybody loves disco!
479
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,567
It's official.
480
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:14,567
I'm a dead man.
481
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,000
Look, I know
you're nervous,
482
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:21,067
but you're really,
really talented.
483
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,567
Stop it.
484
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,567
I mean, maybe
it'll all be okay.
485
00:17:26,401 --> 00:17:27,701
Do you want
to practice
486
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,734
for the assembly
tomorrow after school?
487
00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:32,200
I can't. I got
a Celibacy Club meeting.
488
00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:42,100
Baby, I have some bad news.
489
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,100
A wealthy relative died?
490
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:45,667
I don't have any
wealthy relatives.
491
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:46,868
Oh.
492
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,434
I've just been pounding
the pavement
493
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,933
all week
after Glee rehearsal.
494
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:52,534
I... I can't find
any extra work.
495
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:55,768
That probably means
no grand foyer.
496
00:17:55,768 --> 00:17:58,634
Why can't we ever be the
ones to catch a break?
497
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,667
No, no. It's going
to be okay, baby.
498
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:03,401
I mean, we don't need
a grand foyer to be happy...
499
00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:06,067
No. You know what? I'm so
tired of the compromising.
500
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:09,167
I want my grand foyer,
I want my dream house.
501
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,033
I work hard,
I sacrifice,
502
00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:13,467
I deserve it.
503
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:16,334
You know, we give and we give.
504
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:17,900
Do you think that the big shots
505
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,067
at Sheets N' Things care
506
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,768
that I sell more
personal massagers
507
00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:22,200
than any other
assistant manager?
508
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,667
No. Or do you think
that those kids--
509
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:27,033
that they give a damn
that we go with so little
510
00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:28,868
because you spend
all your spare time
511
00:18:28,868 --> 00:18:31,801
choreographing those
stupid dance routines?
512
00:18:31,801 --> 00:18:33,234
I mean, when
513
00:18:33,234 --> 00:18:36,267
does anyone start giving back?
514
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:59,933
I thought you asked Sue
to clean up after herself.
515
00:18:59,933 --> 00:19:02,367
Sue got a note
from the school nurse claiming
516
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,933
that her lupus
made it impossible
517
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,868
to bend over a bucket of suds.
518
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,900
I've been here
till 10:00 p.m. every night
519
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:11,134
up to my elbows in Vamoose.
520
00:19:13,967 --> 00:19:15,967
Any problem with me taking over
521
00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:18,000
one of those nighttime
janitorial slots?
522
00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:22,234
I'll work at half salary.
523
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,000
The Celibacy Club
is now in session.
524
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,467
Thanks to a school rule
525
00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:33,167
that says we have
to let anyone join the club,
526
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,401
we're welcoming a new member
this week.
527
00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:38,334
Rachel Whatshername.
528
00:19:38,334 --> 00:19:40,033
Where are all the boys?
529
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,367
Down the hall.
530
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:43,000
First half hour, we separate.
531
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,367
Then we come together
to share our faith.
532
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:49,067
I'm still on the fence
about the Celibacy Club.
533
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:52,601
I mean, I only joined to get
into Quinn Fabray's pants.
534
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:56,067
Still, it is a productive way
for us guys to get together
535
00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:58,067
and talk about sexual issues.
536
00:19:58,067 --> 00:20:00,000
I think
I'm going to kill myself.
537
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,434
I'm serious.
538
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,667
We're bombarded with
sexual imagery every day.
539
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,167
Beer ads, those
short skirts.
540
00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:07,467
I'm supposed to be
surrounded by temptation,
541
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,567
not be able to do
anything about it?
542
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,334
Are you kidding?
543
00:20:11,334 --> 00:20:14,033
Those skirts are
crunchy toast.
544
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:17,401
Santana Lopez bent over
in hers the other day,
545
00:20:17,401 --> 00:20:19,367
and I swear I could
see her ovaries.
546
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:23,300
God bless the perv
that invented these.
547
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,434
Remember the power
motto, girls.
548
00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:28,601
It's all about the teasing
and not about the pleasing.
549
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,567
Oh!
Back it up like a dump truck,
550
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:32,067
baby.
551
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:34,434
So, how far does Quinn
let you get anyway?
552
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,634
We grind, make out.
553
00:20:37,634 --> 00:20:40,834
But how do you keep
from... arriving early?
554
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:45,000
Whenever I grind,
Cinco de Mayo.
555
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,167
It's not a problem for me, man.
556
00:20:49,401 --> 00:20:51,134
Actually, it's a big problem.
557
00:20:51,134 --> 00:20:52,634
Somebody once told me
558
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:54,134
that to keep
from erupting too early,
559
00:20:54,134 --> 00:20:56,000
you should think
of dead kittens and stuff.
560
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,134
But the only image
that works for me happened
561
00:20:58,134 --> 00:20:59,834
the day my mom took me out
562
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,267
to practice
for my driver's permit.
563
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:02,734
Pretty good, honey.
564
00:21:02,734 --> 00:21:04,567
Who says a father figure's
necessary, huh?
565
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:07,134
Driving's fun.
Yeah.
566
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,834
Oh, my God!
567
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,100
Oh, my! Oh, my!
Oh, my God, you killed him.
568
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,067
What are you gonna do?
569
00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:17,000
Let's pair up
for the Immaculate Affection.
570
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Now, remember,
if the balloon pops,
571
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,868
the noise makes the angels cry.
572
00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:37,801
You enchant me.
573
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:38,967
Yeah.
574
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,200
Stop it!
Take it.
575
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,134
Ah, yeah!
Oh!
576
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,634
Finn!
577
00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:45,667
It must have hit my zipper.
578
00:21:45,667 --> 00:21:48,100
You know what?
This is a joke.
579
00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:50,634
Did you know
580
00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:52,000
that most studies
have demonstrated
581
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,834
that celibacy doesn't work
in high schools?
582
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:55,100
Our hormones
583
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,100
are driving us too crazy
to abstain.
584
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:58,501
The second
we start telling ourselves
585
00:21:58,501 --> 00:22:00,434
that there's no room
for compromise, we act out.
586
00:22:00,434 --> 00:22:02,067
The only way to deal
with teen sexuality
587
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,134
is to be prepared.
588
00:22:04,134 --> 00:22:05,933
That's what contraception
is for.
589
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,967
Don't you dare mention
the "C" word.
590
00:22:07,967 --> 00:22:10,701
You want to know
a dirty little secret
591
00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:12,334
that none of them want you
to know?
592
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,801
Girls want sex
just as much as guys do.
593
00:22:19,534 --> 00:22:22,501
Is-is that accurate?
594
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,534
Will?
595
00:22:32,534 --> 00:22:34,134
Aah... aah.
596
00:22:34,134 --> 00:22:37,167
Emma... what are you doing here
so late?
597
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,667
I do SAT prep on Tuesday nights.
598
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,834
Are you, um, are you a janitor?
599
00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:44,868
A ja-- no.
600
00:22:44,868 --> 00:22:46,300
Really?
601
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,667
'Cause you're dressed
like a janitor
602
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,701
and your shirt says "Will."
603
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,534
Um... Terri and I are trying
to buy a house,
604
00:22:52,534 --> 00:22:55,200
and we're, you know, struggling
to make ends meet, and...
605
00:22:57,367 --> 00:23:02,000
I'm really embarrassed.
606
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,134
Would you mind keeping this
between us?
607
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,267
Yeah.
608
00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:09,401
Oh, yeah, your secret's
completely safe with me.
609
00:23:09,401 --> 00:23:11,167
Thank you.
610
00:23:11,167 --> 00:23:13,033
Do you, um...
611
00:23:13,033 --> 00:23:14,267
Do you want a hand?
612
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,601
Oh, no.
613
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:17,033
I-I'm good, really.
614
00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:19,567
Really, because, um,
I can see from here
615
00:23:19,567 --> 00:23:21,834
that you've used window
cleaner to mop the floor.
616
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,868
And, uh, that keyboard is
crawling in E coli,
617
00:23:23,868 --> 00:23:25,501
because I know for a fact
Ms. Hoffmeyer
618
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:26,868
doesn't wash her hands
after doing number twos.
619
00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:34,367
I really admire you working
so hard for something you want.
620
00:23:35,868 --> 00:23:37,000
Let's make a deal.
621
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,534
You're helping me
with my problem,
622
00:23:38,534 --> 00:23:40,601
how about I take a stab
at one of yours?
623
00:23:40,601 --> 00:23:41,834
Oh, no, I don't,
624
00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:44,100
I don't have a problem.
625
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,768
You've been scrubbing that
pencil sharpener for an hour.
626
00:23:46,768 --> 00:23:48,768
Well, I mean, I have,
627
00:23:48,768 --> 00:23:50,200
I have a little
trouble with messes,
628
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,868
but it's not like it's a...
problem.
629
00:23:58,467 --> 00:24:00,200
Okay.
630
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,967
When I was a little girl,
631
00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:04,467
it was my dream
to work on a dairy farm.
632
00:24:04,467 --> 00:24:06,134
Really?
633
00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:07,801
Um, when I was eight,
634
00:24:07,801 --> 00:24:10,200
we finally visited one,
and after the tour
635
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,367
and the yogurt tasting,
my, my brother
636
00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:15,000
pushed me into
the runoff lagoon.
637
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,234
What?
638
00:24:16,234 --> 00:24:18,834
And, um, ever since then
I've just...
639
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,801
I've had a little trouble
640
00:24:20,801 --> 00:24:22,734
forgetting the, uh, the smell.
641
00:24:24,367 --> 00:24:26,634
Have you thought about,
I don't know,
642
00:24:26,634 --> 00:24:28,033
maybe seeing someone
about that?
643
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,200
Oh, no, it's completely
manageable.
644
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,234
You know, I just try to take
lots of showers
645
00:24:32,234 --> 00:24:33,868
and I, um, you know,
I don't eat dairy.
646
00:24:33,868 --> 00:24:35,868
So...
647
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,267
I want to try...
648
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,601
...a little experiment.
649
00:24:43,601 --> 00:24:46,467
Oh, no. No, I'm not really,
um, comfortable
650
00:24:46,467 --> 00:24:49,000
with, with... that.
651
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:00,634
There.
652
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,868
Ten seconds.
653
00:25:04,868 --> 00:25:07,000
New record.
654
00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:13,667
It's late. I should, um...
655
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:16,334
I should be, um... going.
656
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:27,100
I officially
657
00:25:27,100 --> 00:25:29,067
call this meeting
of Glee Club in session.
658
00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:31,267
But Mr. Schuester isn't here.
Mr. Schuester isn't coming.
659
00:25:31,267 --> 00:25:32,868
I paid a freshman
to ask him for help
660
00:25:32,868 --> 00:25:34,667
with irregular verbs.
661
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,367
I'm so sick of hearing you
squawk, Eva Peron.
662
00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:38,868
Let her talk.
663
00:25:40,401 --> 00:25:43,601
I have another idea
for the assembly.
664
00:25:43,601 --> 00:25:45,067
Can I, once again,
stress my most strenuous
665
00:25:45,067 --> 00:25:46,834
objections to this
attempted suicide?
666
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:48,134
They're not going to kill us.
667
00:25:48,134 --> 00:25:49,734
Because we're going to give them
what they want.
668
00:25:49,734 --> 00:25:51,667
Blood?
Better.
669
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,401
Sex.
670
00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:58,234
Silence, children.
671
00:25:58,234 --> 00:25:59,567
Silence.
672
00:25:59,567 --> 00:26:02,067
First, an announcement.
673
00:26:02,067 --> 00:26:04,768
The toilets are broken again.
674
00:26:04,768 --> 00:26:08,334
We are fixing the problem,
but let me warn you.
675
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,734
There will be zero tolerance
676
00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:13,401
for anyone soiling
school grounds.
677
00:26:13,401 --> 00:26:13,467
We're not going to have
a repeat of last time.
678
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,234
We have a treat
for you guys today.
679
00:26:19,234 --> 00:26:20,701
Mr. Schuester.
680
00:26:20,701 --> 00:26:22,967
Yay, Glee!
681
00:26:22,967 --> 00:26:24,768
Glee kids, hooray!
682
00:26:24,768 --> 00:26:28,401
Hi. Uh, when I went
to school here,
683
00:26:28,401 --> 00:26:30,334
Glee Club ruled this place.
684
00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:32,033
And we're on our way back.
685
00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:33,933
But we need some recruits
to join the party.
686
00:26:33,933 --> 00:26:36,868
Now, I could tell you all about
687
00:26:36,868 --> 00:26:39,334
how great Glee is, but, uh,
688
00:26:39,334 --> 00:26:41,401
I think I'm going to let
some friends of mine
689
00:26:41,401 --> 00:26:42,768
show you instead.
690
00:26:47,801 --> 00:26:49,567
* Get up on this *
691
00:26:52,467 --> 00:26:54,401
* Get up on this *
* Ooh, baby, baby *
692
00:26:54,401 --> 00:26:56,768
* Ba-baby, baby *
693
00:26:56,768 --> 00:26:58,634
* Ooh, baby, baby *
694
00:26:58,634 --> 00:27:01,734
* Ba-baby, baby *
* Get up on this *
695
00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:03,300
* Push it *
* Hey! *
696
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:04,601
* Get up on this *
697
00:27:04,601 --> 00:27:06,134
* Push it *
698
00:27:06,134 --> 00:27:08,234
* Sa, sa, sa, sa, sa
Salt and Pepa's here *
699
00:27:08,234 --> 00:27:11,100
* Get up on this *
* Now, wait a minute, y'all. *
700
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,334
* Now, this dance ain't
for e'rybody *
701
00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:15,567
* Only the sexy people *
702
00:27:16,933 --> 00:27:18,900
* So all you fly mothers *
703
00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:20,634
* Get on out there and dance *
704
00:27:20,634 --> 00:27:22,334
* Dance, I said *
705
00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:23,467
* Holla! *
* Sa-Salt and Pepa's here *
706
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,768
* And we're in effect,
want you *
707
00:27:25,768 --> 00:27:27,234
* To push it, babe *
708
00:27:27,234 --> 00:27:29,501
* Coolin' by day,
then at night *
709
00:27:29,501 --> 00:27:31,300
* Workin' up a sweat,
come on, girls *
710
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,667
* Let's go show the guys
that we know *
711
00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:37,467
* How to become number one
in a hot party show *
712
00:27:37,467 --> 00:27:38,467
* Now push it *
713
00:27:38,467 --> 00:27:40,100
* Ah... push it *
714
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:42,067
* Push it good *
715
00:27:42,067 --> 00:27:43,933
* Ah... push it *
716
00:27:43,933 --> 00:27:45,768
* Push it real good *
717
00:27:45,768 --> 00:27:47,868
* Ah... push it *
718
00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:49,601
* Push it good *
719
00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,768
* Ah... push it *
720
00:27:51,768 --> 00:27:54,100
* Puh-push it real good *
721
00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:56,067
* Ah... push it *
722
00:27:56,067 --> 00:27:57,734
* Get up on this *
723
00:27:57,734 --> 00:27:59,200
* Hey! *
724
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,933
* Get up on this *
725
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:02,401
* Yo, baby pop *
726
00:28:02,401 --> 00:28:05,033
* Yeah, you,
come here, give me a kiss *
727
00:28:05,033 --> 00:28:07,900
* Better make it fast
or else I'm gonna get pissed *
728
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:10,067
* Can you hear the music
pumpin' hard *
729
00:28:10,067 --> 00:28:11,534
* Like I wish you would? *
730
00:28:11,534 --> 00:28:12,933
* Now push it *
* Ah... *
731
00:28:12,933 --> 00:28:14,033
* Push it *
732
00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,334
* Push it good *
733
00:28:16,334 --> 00:28:17,401
* Ah... push it *
734
00:28:17,401 --> 00:28:19,434
* Push it real good *
735
00:28:19,434 --> 00:28:22,100
* Ah... push it *
736
00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,834
* Push it good *
737
00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:25,401
* Ah... push it *
738
00:28:25,401 --> 00:28:28,234
* Puh-push it real good *
* Ah... *
739
00:28:28,234 --> 00:28:30,401
* Push it *
740
00:28:30,401 --> 00:28:32,701
* Get up on this *
* Ah... push it *
741
00:28:33,734 --> 00:28:34,868
* Get up on this *
742
00:28:34,868 --> 00:28:36,134
* Ow! *
* Holla! *
743
00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:40,167
* Get up on this *
* Ah... push it *
744
00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:42,567
* Hey! *
* Ah... *
745
00:28:42,567 --> 00:28:45,033
* Push it. *
746
00:28:46,334 --> 00:28:47,868
Yes!
747
00:29:01,134 --> 00:29:03,300
Let me be the one
to break the silence.
748
00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:07,300
That was the most offensive
thing I've seen
749
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,300
in 20 years of teaching.
750
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,033
And that includes an elementary
school production of Hair.
751
00:29:12,033 --> 00:29:13,834
We received angry e-mails
752
00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:15,334
from a number
of concerned parents,
753
00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:18,234
many of whom thought that their
children were going to hear
754
00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:21,634
a Special Olympian speak
about overcoming adversity.
755
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:24,401
I... I really don't
know what to say.
756
00:29:24,401 --> 00:29:26,434
Well, let me help
you out, then.
757
00:29:26,434 --> 00:29:27,534
My first thought
758
00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:28,933
was that your students
should be
759
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,434
put into foster care.
760
00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:34,601
But you're the one
who should be punished.
761
00:29:34,601 --> 00:29:37,501
I demand your resignation
from this school,
762
00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:40,434
as well as the disbanding
of Glee Club.
763
00:29:40,434 --> 00:29:41,601
Now, hold on, Sue.
764
00:29:41,601 --> 00:29:42,933
The issue is content.
765
00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:44,267
Those kids are talented.
766
00:29:44,267 --> 00:29:47,367
And I have not seen the
student body this excited
767
00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,200
since Tiffany performed
at the North Hills Mall.
768
00:29:51,401 --> 00:29:54,267
I took the liberty
of calling my pastor
769
00:29:54,267 --> 00:29:56,434
to provide a list
of family-friendly songs
770
00:29:56,434 --> 00:29:58,734
that reflect
our community's values.
771
00:29:58,734 --> 00:30:01,300
Your kids can only perform these
preapproved musical selections.
772
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,033
But all these songs
have either
773
00:30:04,033 --> 00:30:05,967
"Jesus" or "balloons"
in the title.
774
00:30:05,967 --> 00:30:08,067
But they're also songs
about the circus.
775
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:10,834
This egg is
sunny-side up, Will.
776
00:30:10,834 --> 00:30:12,467
You need new outfits.
777
00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:15,401
I got several flashes of panty
from your group today,
778
00:30:15,401 --> 00:30:17,300
and I'm not talking
about the girls.
779
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:20,534
So, Sue, I'm cutting
your dry-cleaning budget
780
00:30:20,534 --> 00:30:22,567
to pay for new costumes
for the Glee Club.
781
00:30:22,567 --> 00:30:25,100
This will not stand.
782
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,667
Oh, Sue.
783
00:30:26,667 --> 00:30:29,100
The dry-cleaners here
are just as good as the ones
784
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,634
in Europe.
785
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,501
Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry.
786
00:30:39,501 --> 00:30:42,067
Do you understand what you
did today? You lied to me.
787
00:30:42,067 --> 00:30:44,467
And you ruined our chances.
No parent in their right mind
788
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:46,334
is going to let their
kid join Glee now.
789
00:30:46,334 --> 00:30:47,567
Oh, and, uh, here's a list
790
00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:48,933
of the songs that
we're allowed to sing.
791
00:30:48,933 --> 00:30:51,100
What's a "luftballoon"?
792
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,701
Look, I know how much
you care about Glee Club.
793
00:30:53,701 --> 00:30:56,367
And I understand why
you did what you did.
794
00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:59,434
But I don't like
the way you did it.
795
00:31:16,967 --> 00:31:18,301
They're for Tulip-A-Looza.
796
00:31:19,301 --> 00:31:20,334
It's a tulip festival down
797
00:31:20,334 --> 00:31:21,467
at the Columbus
Convention Center.
798
00:31:21,467 --> 00:31:22,668
It's supposed
to smell pretty nice.
799
00:31:22,668 --> 00:31:24,100
That's really
sweet of you, Ken,
800
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:26,668
but I have a... asthma.
801
00:31:26,668 --> 00:31:29,334
What are you doing?
802
00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:30,634
Chasing a married guy.
803
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:33,167
I saw you playing house
804
00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:34,434
with him after hours, Emma.
805
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,501
Look.
806
00:31:36,501 --> 00:31:38,267
I don't know a lot
about relationships.
807
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:40,634
Most of mine are short and flame
out once the sex goes,
808
00:31:40,634 --> 00:31:42,967
but I do know you never want
to be the rebounder.
809
00:31:44,768 --> 00:31:46,800
I'm a good man, Emma.
810
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,167
I'll treat you right.
I'll put up with all your crazy.
811
00:31:49,167 --> 00:31:51,367
They can't fire me
'cause I'm a minority,
812
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,167
so I'll always be able
to provide for you.
813
00:31:53,167 --> 00:31:55,167
You could do a lot worse,
814
00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:57,800
and in this town, you're not
going to do much better.
815
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,167
Okay, I'm done talking now.
816
00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:07,567
Try it.
817
00:32:07,567 --> 00:32:08,567
* La. *
818
00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:09,867
Good.
That was good.
819
00:32:09,867 --> 00:32:11,367
Okay, one more up.
820
00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:12,900
* La. *
821
00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:14,334
That was really good.
Is that okay?
822
00:32:14,334 --> 00:32:17,067
Yeah, it's like the Holy Grail
for a baritenor,
823
00:32:17,067 --> 00:32:18,434
so it's a good note.
824
00:32:18,434 --> 00:32:19,668
All right, I'll start
825
00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:21,534
at the bottom,
and then we'll go up higher.
826
00:32:21,534 --> 00:32:22,967
Can we take a break?
827
00:32:22,967 --> 00:32:23,768
Singing kind of makes me
a little hungry.
828
00:32:23,768 --> 00:32:24,933
Yeah, sure.
829
00:32:24,933 --> 00:32:26,867
Well, lucky I prepared for that.
830
00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:29,234
Wow, I was wondering
what that was all about.
831
00:32:29,234 --> 00:32:31,301
Want to sit?
832
00:32:31,301 --> 00:32:33,067
Yeah, yeah.
833
00:32:33,067 --> 00:32:34,567
Absolutely.
834
00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:37,734
I was wondering why you asked me
to help you with your singing.
835
00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,701
You kicked butt
at the assembly.
836
00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:41,734
Well, this is...
837
00:32:41,734 --> 00:32:43,867
my only chance to be,
838
00:32:43,867 --> 00:32:45,434
you know, good like you.
839
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:48,634
You think I'm good?
840
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:51,167
Well, when I first joined, I
thought you were kind of insane.
841
00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:53,701
I mean, you talk a lot more than
you should, and to be honest
842
00:32:53,701 --> 00:32:55,134
with you, I looked
under the bed
843
00:32:55,134 --> 00:32:56,301
and made sure
that you weren't
844
00:32:56,301 --> 00:32:57,768
hanging out under there.
845
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,134
But then, I heard you sing.
846
00:33:01,134 --> 00:33:02,634
I don't know
how to say this,
847
00:33:02,634 --> 00:33:04,534
but you touched
something in me.
848
00:33:05,668 --> 00:33:08,267
Right here.
849
00:33:08,267 --> 00:33:10,567
Your heart's on the other
850
00:33:10,567 --> 00:33:12,601
side of your chest.
851
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:15,167
Oh.
852
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:17,534
It's beating really hard.
853
00:33:19,567 --> 00:33:21,967
You're cool, Rachel.
854
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,067
Do you want a drink?
855
00:33:24,067 --> 00:33:26,067
Yeah.
856
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:30,634
Virgin cosmos.
Cool.
857
00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,267
That stuff you said
at the Celibacy Club,
858
00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:33,267
that was really cool.
859
00:33:33,267 --> 00:33:35,200
Thanks.
860
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,167
Well...
861
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,833
Cheers.
862
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:40,134
Cheers.
863
00:33:40,134 --> 00:33:43,134
The cups are like
the airplane cups.
864
00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,933
Oh, you got a little cosmo
right...
865
00:33:48,933 --> 00:33:50,933
here.
866
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,701
You know, you can kiss me
if you want to.
867
00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:01,467
I want to.
868
00:34:24,900 --> 00:34:26,467
What?
869
00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:29,167
Oh, my God!
870
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,701
What are you gonna do?!
871
00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:31,668
Did I do something wrong?
872
00:34:31,668 --> 00:34:33,933
No, no. Um...
I just got to go.
873
00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:37,100
Look, please don't tell
anybody about this, okay?
874
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,234
I don't want my baby
to grow an extra arm
875
00:34:50,234 --> 00:34:52,634
just because I live in squalor
and I'm so stressed.
876
00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:55,334
So, I want you to run
any and all tests you have.
877
00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:57,234
Trust me, you're clear.
878
00:34:57,234 --> 00:34:58,401
Are you sure?
879
00:34:58,401 --> 00:34:59,501
Positive.
880
00:34:59,501 --> 00:35:01,401
Is it a boy or a girl?
881
00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:04,434
Um...
882
00:35:04,434 --> 00:35:06,833
I don't quite know
how to put this.
883
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:08,701
There's no baby.
884
00:35:08,701 --> 00:35:10,334
Did it fall out?
885
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,668
Uh, no. Um...
886
00:35:13,668 --> 00:35:14,867
You're not pregnant.
887
00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:16,301
But I've gained ten pounds.
888
00:35:16,301 --> 00:35:17,734
It's probably from
eating. I can see
889
00:35:17,734 --> 00:35:20,601
a chicken wing in there that
you must have swallowed whole.
890
00:35:20,601 --> 00:35:22,900
You're having what's called
a hysterical pregnancy.
891
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:27,501
You want a baby so badly that
your body mimics the symptoms.
892
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:33,668
If you're meant to get
pregnant, it'll happen.
893
00:35:40,669 --> 00:35:43,669
I have to say, I'm a little surprised
you guys are trying in on it.
894
00:35:43,867 --> 00:35:46,301
I'm sure you've read about this
in the school paper.
895
00:35:46,301 --> 00:35:48,701
Finn and I have been
an item for a while now,
896
00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:51,933
so what kind of girlfriend would
I be if I didn't support him?
897
00:35:51,933 --> 00:35:54,367
Well, let's see what you've got.
898
00:36:02,467 --> 00:36:06,134
* Say a little prayer for you *
899
00:36:06,134 --> 00:36:09,200
* The moment I wake up *
900
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,567
* Before I put on my makeup *
901
00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:13,301
* Makeup *
902
00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:16,334
* I say a little *
* Prayer for you *
903
00:36:16,334 --> 00:36:19,867
* While combing my hair now *
904
00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:22,833
* And wonderin' what dress
to wear now *
905
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:24,967
* Wear now *
* I say a little *
906
00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:26,867
* Prayer for you *
907
00:36:26,867 --> 00:36:30,100
* Forever, forever
you'll stay in my heart *
908
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,234
* And I will love you *
909
00:36:31,234 --> 00:36:33,200
* Forever and ever *
910
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,467
* We never will part *
911
00:36:34,467 --> 00:36:36,167
* Oh, how I love you *
912
00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:39,367
* Together, together,
that's how it must be *
913
00:36:39,367 --> 00:36:40,800
* To live without you *
914
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,267
* Would only mean
heartbreak for me *
915
00:36:45,267 --> 00:36:46,900
Let me get this straight.
916
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,933
You're joining Glee Club?
917
00:36:48,933 --> 00:36:50,867
I'm sorry, Coach Sylvester,
918
00:36:50,867 --> 00:36:54,067
but something is going on
between Finn and that thing.
919
00:36:54,067 --> 00:36:55,534
You saw how it was
920
00:36:55,534 --> 00:36:57,067
undressing him
with its eyes.
921
00:36:57,067 --> 00:36:59,334
Please don't kick us
off the Cheerios.
922
00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:01,200
Cease fire on the waterworks.
923
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,034
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to see it.
924
00:37:03,034 --> 00:37:05,933
You know, Q, when I
first laid eyes on you,
925
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,367
I was reminded of a
young Sue Sylvester,
926
00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:10,601
though you don't have
my bone structure.
927
00:37:10,601 --> 00:37:13,601
But it wasn't until
this very moment,
928
00:37:13,601 --> 00:37:16,734
I saw how alike we really are.
929
00:37:18,734 --> 00:37:21,167
You three are going
to be my spies.
930
00:37:21,167 --> 00:37:23,933
I need eyes on the inside.
931
00:37:23,933 --> 00:37:27,100
We're going to bring
this club down from within.
932
00:37:28,567 --> 00:37:31,768
And I'm going
to get my boyfriend back.
933
00:37:31,768 --> 00:37:34,867
I don't care so much about that.
934
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,833
Hey, Emma.
Guess what?
935
00:37:44,833 --> 00:37:46,867
I found these new
disinfecting bleach wipes.
936
00:37:46,867 --> 00:37:48,768
What do you say?
937
00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,167
Boys bathroom
in the science wing?
938
00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:52,900
9:00?
939
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,200
Will, what are we doing?
940
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,034
I mean, you're
having a baby.
941
00:38:01,668 --> 00:38:04,933
Um, and anyway, uh...
942
00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:06,267
I have a date.
943
00:38:06,267 --> 00:38:08,467
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
944
00:38:08,467 --> 00:38:10,301
Yeah, but, with who?
945
00:38:10,301 --> 00:38:13,067
I'm going to go
to Tulip-A-Looza.
946
00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:14,668
With Ken.
947
00:38:35,134 --> 00:38:37,768
There's my man.
948
00:38:37,768 --> 00:38:39,167
Bringing home the bacon.
949
00:38:39,167 --> 00:38:42,100
You... you made dinner.
950
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,467
I thought you'd be asleep.
951
00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:46,000
Well, I wanted to talk
to you about something,
952
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,601
so I made you chicken pot pie.
953
00:38:48,601 --> 00:38:49,668
From scratch.
954
00:38:51,134 --> 00:38:53,467
Terri, that's so
thoughtful. I...
955
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,800
Yeah, you know,
956
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,334
I've been working so
hard lately, some--
957
00:38:58,334 --> 00:39:00,668
Sometimes I forget
what I'm doing it for.
958
00:39:00,668 --> 00:39:03,367
Family's
what's important to me.
959
00:39:03,367 --> 00:39:07,267
You and the little guy
or gal on the way.
960
00:39:07,267 --> 00:39:08,534
I hope you know that.
961
00:39:08,534 --> 00:39:10,167
Yeah.
962
00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:13,434
I'm sorry. What was it
you wanted to talk about?
963
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,501
I went to the
baby doctor today.
964
00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,167
And?
965
00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:20,034
And...
966
00:39:21,768 --> 00:39:24,100
It's a boy.
967
00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:28,200
Oh, my God.
Terri, that's amazing. Yeah.
968
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,601
Oh, my God.
969
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:30,601
Oh!
970
00:39:31,867 --> 00:39:33,601
I want you to give up
being a janitor.
971
00:39:33,601 --> 00:39:34,800
What?
972
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,668
Yeah. We don't
need a new house.
973
00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,768
We'll turn my craft
room into a nursery.
974
00:39:38,768 --> 00:39:40,401
It's a compromise
that I want to make.
975
00:39:40,401 --> 00:39:41,567
Really?
976
00:39:41,567 --> 00:39:43,668
Yeah.
977
00:39:43,668 --> 00:39:46,401
You know the only project
that I want to work on now...
978
00:39:46,401 --> 00:39:48,601
is us.
979
00:39:50,534 --> 00:39:51,833
I love you so much.
980
00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:03,768
You're giving Quinn Fabray
the solo?
981
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:05,134
That's my solo.
982
00:40:05,134 --> 00:40:06,601
You made this happen, Rachel.
983
00:40:06,601 --> 00:40:08,567
You were the one who wanted
to sell sex at the assembly.
984
00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:11,200
Quinn's audition song was on
Figgins's approved list,
985
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,167
and frankly, she did a heck
of a job singing it.
986
00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:14,401
You're punishing me.
987
00:40:14,401 --> 00:40:17,900
Contrary to your beliefs,
it's not all about you.
988
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:22,534
Or, I've realized, about me.
989
00:40:22,534 --> 00:40:24,034
Look, I screwed up, too.
990
00:40:24,034 --> 00:40:28,134
I'm as responsible for what you
did at that assembly as you are.
991
00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,234
I should never have
pushed disco so hard.
992
00:40:30,234 --> 00:40:35,200
When we did it back in '93, the
disco revival was in its heyday.
993
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,833
It was cool. We had fun.
994
00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:41,833
And that... that is what Glee
is supposed to be about.
995
00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,768
If we're going to succeed,
996
00:40:43,768 --> 00:40:46,234
we both need
to change our mindsets.
997
00:40:46,234 --> 00:40:48,100
You're not always going
to be the star.
998
00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,567
But I promise to do my best
999
00:40:50,567 --> 00:40:52,401
to make sure
you're always having fun.
1000
00:40:52,401 --> 00:40:54,668
This is a good
thing, Rachel.
1001
00:40:54,668 --> 00:40:57,900
We're on our way..
1002
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:00,833
Can I use the auditorium
later to practe?
1003
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,000
Our neighbors are
filing a lawsuit.
1004
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,900
Sure.
1005
00:41:17,668 --> 00:41:23,534
* You look so dumb right now *
1006
00:41:23,534 --> 00:41:27,833
* Standing outside my house *
1007
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:32,234
* Trying to apologize *
1008
00:41:32,234 --> 00:41:35,134
* You're so ugly when you cry *
1009
00:41:35,134 --> 00:41:39,434
* Please just cut it out *
1010
00:41:39,434 --> 00:41:45,601
* And don't tell me you're sorry
'cause you're not *
1011
00:41:45,601 --> 00:41:52,301
* Baby, when I know you're only
sorry you got caught *
1012
00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,800
* But you put on quite a show *
1013
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:58,501
* Ooh *
* Really had me going *
1014
00:41:58,501 --> 00:41:58,567
* Now it's time to go *
1015
00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:04,267
* Oh *
* Curtain's finally closing *
1016
00:42:04,267 --> 00:42:06,434
* That was quite a show *
1017
00:42:06,434 --> 00:42:10,967
* Ooh, oh *
* Very entertaining *
1018
00:42:10,967 --> 00:42:14,234
* But it's over now *
1019
00:42:14,234 --> 00:42:16,200
* But it's over now *
1020
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,434
* Go on and take a bow *
1021
00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:21,701
* Oh *
1022
00:42:21,701 --> 00:42:26,100
* And the award *
1023
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:29,833
* For the best liar *
1024
00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:31,867
* Goes to you *
* Goes to you *
1025
00:42:31,867 --> 00:42:35,467
* For making me believe *
1026
00:42:35,467 --> 00:42:38,701
* That you could be *
1027
00:42:38,701 --> 00:42:41,267
* Faithful to me *
* Faithful *
1028
00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:44,367
* Let's hear your speech *
1029
00:42:44,367 --> 00:42:48,367
* Oh! *
* Well, you put on quite a show *
1030
00:42:48,367 --> 00:42:50,867
* Really had me going *
1031
00:42:50,867 --> 00:42:54,167
* Now it's time to go *
1032
00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:56,867
* Curtain's finally closing *
1033
00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:59,367
* That was quite a show *
1034
00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:02,900
* Very entertaining *
1035
00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:06,601
* But it's over now *
1036
00:43:06,601 --> 00:43:08,867
* But it's over now *
1037
00:43:08,867 --> 00:43:13,933
* Go on and take a bow *
1038
00:43:15,401 --> 00:43:19,634
* But it's over now. *
1039
00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:37,933
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