Pak Schuester.
Ya!
Tadi saya dari perpustakaan dan menemukan kertas lagu ini,
dan saya mau menyanyikannya bersama Bapak...
- dan lagu itu cocok dengan suara saya./ Trims, Rach.
Tapi Bapak sudah memilih lagunya sendiri.
Biar kubantu bawakan.
Terima kasih, Finn.
- Pasti lagi senang ya? - Selamat pagi, anak-anak.
Hei, Pak Shue. Kami sedang berlatih nih.
- Oh, ya? - Ikuti ya,
* Oh. *
- Jarinya harus ikut ya? - Cukup hebat untuk orang putih.
Oh, terima kasih, terima kasih.
Hei, nanti sore jangan sampai terlambat latihannya ya.
Baik.
Selamat pagi, Kurt.
Buenos nachos, Pak Shue.
Hei!
- Maju terus, Titans! - Ya.
- Ayo. - Ayo!
Suatu hari nanti, kalian semua akan tunduk padaku.
Itu bagus sekali.
Iya?
Oh, Will, oh. Oh!
- Ya ampun. Hai. - Hei, Emma.
- Hai. - Hei.
Aku ingin mengucapkan banyak terima kasih..
untuk saran yang kau berikan saat itu.
Maksudku mengenai mengajar di sini dan tetap melatih Glee...
- itu memang tujuanku. Oh, tidak masalah.
Memang sudah tugasku. Memberikan nasihat...
dan memberikan petunjuk. Aku kan Guru BP.
Ya, memang.
Hei, baju kita cocok ya.
- Ya. - Mojok sana.
Pak Shue, Ibu Sylvester ingin bertemu Bapak di kantornya.
Beliau tidak suka disuruh menunggu.
Baiklah mengerti.
Hei, Sue, kau ingin bertemu denganku?
Hei, kawan. Masuklah.
Aku baru saja membakar lemakku.
Oh.
Tablet besi?
Uh...
Ini bisa menambah semangatmu saat kau sedang menstruasi.
Aku tidak menstruasi.
Benarkah?
Aku juga tidak.
Tadi aku berbicara sedikit
dengan KepSek Figgins, dan dia bilang kalau anak-anakmu...
tidak sampai ke babak Regional, dia akan menghentikan program-mu.
Kau tidak perlu mengkhawatirkan Klub Glee.
Kami akan baik-baik saja.
Benarkah?
Karena tadi saat aku berada di perpustakaan lokal,
untuk membaca panduan tim sorak...
untuk melakukan gerakan geriatrik,
kemudian aku menemukan ini.
Buku panduan paduan suara.
Dan di sini isinya,
kau membutuhkan 12 anak untuk bisa mengikuti babak Regional.
Terakhir kali aku lihat,
kau hanya memiliki 5 setengah anak.
Ini. Yang dikursi roda itu tidak perlu dihitung.
Aku juga mengamati beberapa siswa yang bebas...
mungkin kau bisa mengajak mereka untuk bergabung...
karena aku tidak yakin, apakah ada anak yang mau...
ikut terjun bersamamu....
ke perkumpulan orang-orang katro itu.
Apa kau mengancamku,
Sue? Mengancammu?
Oh, tidak, tidak, tidak.
Memberimu kesempatan
untuk membahayakan dirimu sendiri?
Kau salah.
Kita perjelas saja.
Kau mau dianggap kreatif.
Kau ingin diperhatikan.
Akui sajalah, kau ingin menjadi sepertiku.
Begini saja:
kau coba lakukan bersama anak-anak menyedihkan itu...
seperti yang kulakukan pada anak-anak perempuanku:
coba kalahkan.
Ini saatnya.
Aku ingin menawarkanmu pekerjaan...
sebagai asistenku di Cheerios.
Kau bisa menuangkanku Gatorade
kau bisa mengemburkan tanah lapanganku;
aku sangat merasa terhormat...
bisa bekerja bersamamu.
Kau tahu apa, Sue?
Aku terpaksa menolak tawaranmu.
Klub Glee (Paduan Suara) akan tetap bertahan.
Aku percaya pada anak-anakku.
Aku tahu kau terbiasa sombong di sini...
Tidak sopan
...tampaknya Cheerios-mu
akan memiliki saingan.
Kami akan tampil di babak Regionals.
Kau pegang kata-kataku itu.
Selamat siang.
Kita ini termasuk siswa-siswi terpopuler di sekolah ini..
- pasangan terkenal selanjutnya. - Iya, aku tahu.
Raja dan Ratu pesta dansa, penghargaan itu pasti kita terima,
Aku tidak mau kita sampai tidak mendapatkan mahkota itu...
ngomong dong.
Dengar, kau terlalu berlebihan mengenai itu semua.
Baiklah, begini saja.
Kalau kau keluar dari klub itu,
Aku akan membiarkanmu menyentuh payudaraku.
Dari balik bajumu?
Diatas bra.
Tidak, tidak.
Aku tidak bisa.
Aku ingin berada di Glee.
Aku senang saat tampil.
Sekarang, orang-orang berpikir kau ini gay, Finn.
Kau tahu apa yang mereka katakan padaku?
Kau gay raksasa berjenggot.
Aku ke kelas dulu ya?
Santai saja.
Semuanya akan baik-baik saja.
Sudah cukup mengupingnya?
Dengarkan ini, banci.
Kau bisa menari dengannya, kau bisa bernyanyi dengannya,
tapi kau tidak akan pernah memilikinya.
Aku mengerti kenapa kau merasa terancam.
Finn dan aku memiliki koneksi,
aku jelaskan ya, aku ini orang yang terhormat.
Aku tidak perlu mencuri pacarmu.
Banyak orang yang sudah mengantri untukku.
Setiap hari Glee akan semakin kuat...
dan kelompokmu akan semakin lemah...
terima saja.
Holla.
* Ah, ayo menggila*
* Le freak, c'est chic *
Lebih bertenaga, anak-anak. * Freak out *
Ini disco.
* Le freak, c'est chic *
* Ah, ayo menggila *
Jangan lupa tangannya. Tangannya John Travolta. Iya.
* Le freak, c'est chic *
- Lebih semangat. Ayo. - * Ayo menggila *
* Le freak, c'est chic *
Naik, hentakkan...
- Kemudian kebawah..bagus... - * Apa kalian sudah dengar*
- * Mengenai goyangan yang baru yang bisa membuat gila? */- Bagus, anak-anak.
* Dengarkan kami *
* Aku yakin, kalian semua pasti akan kagum *
- * Menyenangkan... * - Whoa! Whoa!
Gak banget.
Dengarkan ini, kalau kakimu ke mukaku lagi,
aku patahin kau.
Lagipula, lagu ini payah.
Tidak, tidak. Jangan salahkan lagunya.
Kalian yang harus berbaur dengan lagu itu.
Gak, jelas ini lagunya.
Lagunya benar-benar gay. Kita perlu
musik yang lebih modern, Mr. Shue.
I'm sorry, guys.
We don't have time to discuss this.
We're doing the song this Friday at the pep assembly.
In f-front of the whole school?
Exactly!
They're gonna throw fruit at us.
And I just had a facial.
I'll press charges if that happens.
Guys, I can't express to you
how important this assembly is.
We need recruits.
There're six of you.
We need 12 to qualify for Regionals.
We have no choice or...
the club is over.
I know you guys don't like this song,
but we took Nationals back in '93 with "Freak Out."
It's a crowd-pleaser.
Trust me.
From the top.
I'm dead.
Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX
My father always said you become a man
when you buy your first house.
I'm not sure what he meant by that,
since he burned ours down once after a drunken fight with Mom.
Welcome to your little slice of the American dream.
I have a question about the trees.
It's always been my personal dream
to cut down my own Christmas tree.
How many Christmas trees will we have in the backyard?
And do they come in different colors?
Because, well-- obviously, we're expecting a family,
and I have a real sense that it might be a girl.
Still, I can't believe we're actually doing this.
It all happened so fast...
It all started when Terri's sister Kendra
brought her kids over for Sunday brunch.
Well, I just don't understand
where you're planning on putting the nursery.
I know.
We have a second bedroom.
You are not giving up your craft room, Terri.
A mother needs her respite.
That craft room is the only thing
that's going to keep you from going all Susan Smith
on that little angel.
Postpartum runs in our family.
Where are you going?
Bathroom.
All that bran.
No, you can't.
Kyle needs his inhaler.
Anyway, this conversation is over.
They're starting construction
on a new section of our subdivision.
You are not
bringing my niece or nephew home to this apartment.
When pigs fly.
Can I eat this?
This banister was made by Ecuadorian children.
It's great, Terri,
but there are nine foreclosures on our street.
Why can't we buy one of those?
They're half the price. I am not raising our baby
in a used house. They're not clean.
Oh.
Look at this sun nook.
Isn't it beautiful?
Is i iextra? Mm.
The price in the brochure is for the basic model--
Everything else is? La carte.
The grand foyer is an extra $14,000,
and the sun nook is an extra 24.
I'll let you two talk.
Thank you. Thank you.
We can't afford this.
We already did the math, Will.
All we have to do is give up Applebee's,
and we won't run the AC for the first couple of summers.
Well, we certainly can't afford the grand foyer,
and the sun nook.
I mean, if we bite off more than we can chew
we'll lose everything.
You need to pick one.
Come with me.
I'm going to show you something really special.
This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep.
I thought maybe we could put one
of those mini-pianos in here,
and you two could put on shows for me.
I love it, Terri.
But we still can't afford everything.
It's my very own Sophie's Choice.
Fine.
I'm going to give up the sun nook for the grand foyer.
But I really need the polished door handles.
Think of our family, Will.
This is our dream.
I knew in that moment that I would do whatever it took,
even if it meant getting a part-time job
to make some extra money,
to make that dream come true.
Let's go sign those papers.
Yes!
You need to call me before you dress yourself. Whatever, whatever.
You look like a Technicolor zebra. You're a hater.
And I look like I'm a partier. That's what you are, a hater.
You're trying to copy me. It looks like I planned it.
You know what? If you're hair was longer
you'd have curls. - All right, guys.
How about a little Kanye?
For the assembly?
No, we won't be ready in time.
We're still doing disco.
But we can fold this into our repertoire,
and it'll be awesome at Regionals.
Communication is the foundation
of any successful music group.
If we're going to succeed we need to communicate.
You guys said you wanted modern music, I listened.
Mr. Shue, we'd really like to not do disco at that assembly.
Finn, you're going to take the solo.
What? No, I-I can't do the solo, Mr. Shue.
I'm still learning...
learning how to walk and sing at the same time.
No problem.
I'll walk you through it.
Ooh.
Challenge.
Mercedes, you know this?
Oh, I got this.
* She take my money *
* When I'm in need *
* Yeah, she's a trifflin' *
* Friend, indeed *
* Oh, she's a gold digger *
* Way over town *
* That digs on me *
* She give me money * * Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger *
* When I'm in need * * But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke *
* She give me money * * Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger *
* When I'm in need * * But she ain't messin' with no broke *
* Broke * * I gotta leave *
* Get down, girl, go 'head, get down *
* I gotta leave * * Get down, girl, go 'head, get down *
* I gotta leave * * Get down, girl *
* Go 'head, get down * * I gotta leave *
* Get down, girl, go 'head * * She give me money *
* Cutie da bomb met her at a beauty salon *
* When I'm in need * * With a baby Louis Vuitton *
* Under her underarm, she said I can tell you rock *
* She give me money * * I can tell by your charm *
* When I'm in need * * Far as girls you got a flock *
* I can tell by your charm and your arm *
* I gotta leave * * But I'm lookin' for the one *
* Have you seen her? * * I gotta leave *
* No, we ain't seen her! *
* She give my money *
* Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger *
* When I'm in need * * But she ain't messin' *
* With no broke, broke, uh * * She give me money *
* Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger *
* When I'm in need *
* But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke, uh *
* I gotta leave *
* Get down, girl, go 'head, get down *
* I gotta leave * * Get down, oh, oh *
* Get down, girl, go 'head, get down *
* I gotta leave * * Get down, girl *
* Go 'head, get down * * I gotta leave *
* Get down, girl, go 'head *
* She give me money * * 18 years, 18 years *
* When I'm in need * * She got one of yo' kids *
* Got you for 18 years * * She give me money *
* I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids *
* When I'm in need *
* His baby mama car crib is bigger than his *
* You will see him on TV *
* Any given Sunday *
* I gotta leave *
* Win the Super Bowl *
* And drive off in a Hyundai *
* She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money *
* I gotta leave * * She went to the doctor *
* Got lipo with ya money * * She give me money *
* She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money *
* When I'm in need * * Shoulda' got that insured *
* Geico for ya money * * She give me money *
* If you ain't no crook *
* When I'm in need * * Holla' we want pre-nup *
* We want pre-nup! Yeah! *
That was fun.
All right, just like that. Ready?
Rachel, did you just throw up?
No.
You missed the toilet.
The girl who was throwing up before me left that.
I tried, but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex.
One day when you're older,
that'll turn out to be a gift.
Let's have a little chat, okay?
Rachel, bulimia is a very
messy, serious disease.
I don't have bulimia.
I tried it and failed, and won't ever attempt it again.
Okay.
It grossed me out.
Okay, but I still want to talk
about the feelings that you had
that led up to you wanting to puke your guts out.
I want to be thinner.
And prettier like that Quinn girl.
Mm-hmm, and, um, why is that?
Have you ever liked somebody so much,
you just want to lock yourself in your room,
turn on sad music and cry?
No.
* All by my... *
By myself.
I'm by myself.
* Don't want to be... *
Uh, but a boy crush, huh?
I know about that. I mean, not now.
It takes me back in the day.
Like, a long time ago I knew about that.
You know what? You need to remember, Rachel,
to protect your heart.
I don't care who he is.
If he doesn't like you for the way you are,
or if he's... you know, he's married
with a baby on the way,
that's not worth the heartache.
You don't want to compromise... yourself... for that.
Um...
Have you just tried
telling him how you feel?
He doesn't even notice me.
I see.
Um, okay, well, here's what I think.
Common interests are the key to romance.
All ght? So find out what he likes.
Then he'll see you in a positive way, and
maybe you'll end up doing something
Would you like
to tell Principal Figgins and Mr. Schuester
what I caught you two doing?
It just sort of happened.
I don't mean to be rude,
but I think she's overreacting.
You watch your tone, young lady.
Gay parents encourage rebellion.
There are studies on this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right, tell me what happened, Rachel.
Finn was worried about having to perform a solo
at the pep assembly in front of his chromosomally-challenged
friends.
I was immediately concerned
by his lack of self-esteem
and made a creative preemptive strike.
Yeah, pretty much what she said.
You know, one of the amazing things
about being in the performing arts is that
you can parlay it into so many different fields.
Like Justin Timberlake.
He's a singer, but he also has a clothing line.
And you know, he makes things like shirts and belts.
Who is Justin Timberlake?
It was a two-fold plan.
We figured that with the right marketing strategy,
we could pull from the entire student body
without having an assembly,
thus creating the diverse Glee Club
this school has been craving.
That copy machine is for Cheerios use only.
Paid for by alumni donations.
I can't begin to fathom the damage
you'd have done to the program had you broken it.
Hold on a second, Sue.
I resent being told
to hold on to anything, William.
I will not be treated
like a second-class citizen because of my gender.
There is a very clear bureaucracy
when it comes to photocopies, and you seem to think
that these procedures don't apply to your students.
It is my strong recommendation
that both these students be hobbled.
How many copies did you guys make?
17.
Okay. And how much does a photocopy cost?
Four-and-a-half cents.
How about they just pay for the copies?
I like this compromise.
Children, pay Ms. Sylvester,
and we'll let you off with a warning.
And Sue, I'm sorry, but I'll have to ask you
to personally clean the congealed
protein shake off the photocopy room floor.
That's why we have janitors.
Sue, we're in a recession, and concessions must be made.
I've laid off half the janitorial staff.
We all need to lend a hand.
Lady Justice wept today.
I'm sorry about that, Mr. Shue.
I'd like to get the flyers up before lunch tomorrow.
You know what, guys? I don't want to hear it.
Doing that song is going to kill any chance the Glee Club has.
It's a terrible idea.
I have news for you, Rachel.
Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do.
We're doing the assembly,
and you're not putting up those flyers.
Everybody loves disco!
It's official.
I'm a dead man.
Look, I know you're nervous,
but you're really, really talented.
Stop it.
I mean, maybe it'll all be okay.
Do you want to practice
for the assembly tomorrow after school?
I can't. I got a Celibacy Club meeting.
Baby, I have some bad news.
A wealthy relative died?
I don't have any wealthy relatives.
Oh.
I've just been pounding the pavement
all week after Glee rehearsal.
I... I can't find any extra work.
That probably means no grand foyer.
Why can't we ever be the ones to catch a break?
No, no. It's going to be okay, baby.
I mean, we don't need a grand foyer to be happy...
No. You know what? I'm so tired of the compromising.
I want my grand foyer, I want my dream house.
I work hard, I sacrifice,
I deserve it.
You know, we give and we give.
Do you think that the big shots
at Sheets N' Things care
that I sell more personal massagers
than any other assistant manager?
No. Or do you think that those kids--
that they give a damn that we go with so little
because you spend all your spare time
choreographing those stupid dance routines?
I mean, when
does anyone start giving back?
I thought you asked Sue to clean up after herself.
Sue got a note from the school nurse claiming
that her lupus made it impossible
to bend over a bucket of suds.
I've been here till 10:00 p.m. every night
up to my elbows in Vamoose.
Any problem with me taking over
one of those nighttime janitorial slots?
I'll work at half salary.
The Celibacy Club is now in session.
Thanks to a school rule
that says we have to let anyone join the club,
we're welcoming a new member this week.
Rachel Whatshername.
Where are all the boys?
Down the hall.
First half hour, we separate.
Then we come together to share our faith.
I'm still on the fence about the Celibacy Club.
I mean, I only joined to get into Quinn Fabray's pants.
Still, it is a productive way for us guys to get together
and talk about sexual issues.
I think I'm going to kill myself.
I'm serious.
We're bombarded with sexual imagery every day.
Beer ads, those short skirts.
I'm supposed to be surrounded by temptation,
not be able to do anything about it?
Are you kidding?
Those skirts are crunchy toast.
Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day,
and I swear I could see her ovaries.
God bless the perv that invented these.
Remember the power motto, girls.
It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing.
Oh! Back it up like a dump truck,
baby.
So, how far does Quinn let you get anyway?
We grind, make out.
But how do you keep from... arriving early?
Whenever I grind, Cinco de Mayo.
It's not a problem for me, man.
Actually, it's a big problem.
Somebody once told me
that to keep from erupting too early,
you should think of dead kittens and stuff.
But the only image that works for me happened
the day my mom took me out
to practice for my driver's permit.
Pretty good, honey.
Who says a father figure's necessary, huh?
Driving's fun. Yeah.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my God, you killed him.
What are you gonna do?
Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection.
Now, remember, if the balloon pops,
the noise makes the angels cry.
You enchant me.
Yeah.
Stop it! Take it.
Ah, yeah! Oh!
Finn!
It must have hit my zipper.
You know what? This is a joke.
Did you know
that most studies have demonstrated
that celibacy doesn't work in high schools?
Our hormones
are driving us too crazy to abstain.
The second we start telling ourselves
that there's no room for compromise, we act out.
The only way to deal with teen sexuality
is to be prepared.
That's what contraception is for.
Don't you dare mention the "C" word.
You want to know a dirty little secret
that none of them want you to know?
Girls want sex just as much as guys do.
Is-is that accurate?
Will?
Aah... aah.
Emma... what are you doing here so late?
I do SAT prep on Tuesday nights.
Are you, um, are you a janitor?
A ja-- no.
Really?
'Cause you're dressed like a janitor
and your shirt says "Will."
Um... Terri and I are trying to buy a house,
and we're, you know, struggling to make ends meet, and...
I'm really embarrassed.
Would you mind keeping this between us?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, your secret's completely safe with me.
Thank you.
Do you, um...
Do you want a hand?
Oh, no.
I-I'm good, really.
Really, because, um, I can see from here
that you've used window cleaner to mop the floor.
And, uh, that keyboard is crawling in E coli,
because I know for a fact Ms. Hoffmeyer
doesn't wash her hands after doing number twos.
I really admire you working so hard for something you want.
Let's make a deal.
You're helping me with my problem,
how about I take a stab at one of yours?
Oh, no, I don't,
I don't have a problem.
You've been scrubbing that pencil sharpener for an hour.
Well, I mean, I have,
I have a little trouble with messes,
but it's not like it's a... problem.
Okay.
When I was a little girl,
it was my dream to work on a dairy farm.
Really?
Um, when I was eight,
we finally visited one, and after the tour
and the yogurt tasting, my, my brother
pushed me into the runoff lagoon.
What?
And, um, ever since then I've just...
I've had a little trouble
forgetting the, uh, the smell.
Have you thought about, I don't know,
maybe seeing someone about that?
Oh, no, it's completely manageable.
You know, I just try to take lots of showers
and I, um, you know, I don't eat dairy.
So...
I want to try...
...a little experiment.
Oh, no. No, I'm not really, um, comfortable
with, with... that.
There.
Ten seconds.
New record.
It's late. I should, um...
I should be, um... going.
I officially
call this meeting of Glee Club in session.
But Mr. Schuester isn't here. Mr. Schuester isn't coming.
I paid a freshman to ask him for help
with irregular verbs.
I'm so sick of hearing you squawk, Eva Peron.
Let her talk.
I have another idea for the assembly.
Can I, once again, stress my most strenuous
objections to this attempted suicide?
They're not going to kill us.
Because we're going to give them what they want.
Blood? Better.
Sex.
Silence, children.
Silence.
First, an announcement.
The toilets are broken again.
We are fixing the problem, but let me warn you.
There will be zero tolerance
for anyone soiling school grounds.
We're not going to have a repeat of last time.
We have a treat for you guys today.
Mr. Schuester.
Yay, Glee!
Glee kids, hooray!
Hi. Uh, when I went to school here,
Glee Club ruled this place.
And we're on our way back.
But we need some recruits to join the party.
Now, I could tell you all about
how great Glee is, but, uh,
I think I'm going to let some friends of mine
show you instead.
* Get up on this *
* Ooh, baby, baby *
* Ba-baby, baby *
* Ooh, baby, baby *
* Ba-baby, baby * * Get up on this *
* Push it * * Hey! *
* Get up on this *
* Push it *
* Sa, sa, sa, sa, sa Salt and Pepa's here *
* Get up on this * * Now, wait a minute, y'all. *
* Now, this dance ain't for e'rybody *
* Only the sexy people *
* So all you fly mothers *
* Get on out there and dance *
* Dance, I said *
* Holla! * * Sa-Salt and Pepa's here *
* And we're in effect, want you *
* To push it, babe *
* Coolin' by day, then at night *
* Workin' up a sweat, come on, girls *
* Let's go show the guys that we know *
* How to become number one in a hot party show *
* Now push it *
* Ah... push it *
* Push it good *
* Ah... push it *
* Push it real good *
* Ah... push it *
* Push it good *
* Ah... push it *
* Puh-push it real good *
* Ah... push it *
* Get up on this *
* Hey! *
* Get up on this *
* Yo, baby pop *
* Yeah, you, come here, give me a kiss *
* Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed *
* Can you hear the music pumpin' hard *
* Like I wish you would? *
* Now push it * * Ah... *
* Push it *
* Push it good *
* Ah... push it *
* Push it real good *
* Ah... push it *
* Push it good *
* Ah... push it *
* Puh-push it real good * * Ah... *
* Push it *
* Get up on this * * Ah... push it *
* Get up on this *
* Ow! * * Holla! *
* Get up on this * * Ah... push it *
* Hey! * * Ah... *
* Push it. *
Yes!
Let me be the one to break the silence.
That was the most offensive thing I've seen
in 20 years of teaching.
And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
We received angry e-mails
from a number of concerned parents,
many of whom thought that their children were going to hear
a Special Olympian speak about overcoming adversity.
I... I really don't know what to say.
Well, let me help you out, then.
My first thought
was that your students should be
put into foster care.
But you're the one who should be punished.
I demand your resignation from this school,
as well as the disbanding of Glee Club.
Now, hold on, Sue.
The issue is content.
Those kids are talented.
And I have not seen the student body this excited
since Tiffany performed at the North Hills Mall.
I took the liberty of calling my pastor
to provide a list of family-friendly songs
that reflect our community's values.
Your kids can only perform these preapproved musical selections.
But all these songs have either
"Jesus" or "balloons" in the title.
But they're also songs about the circus.
This egg is sunny-side up, Will.
You need new outfits.
I got several flashes of panty from your group today,
and I'm not talking about the girls.
So, Sue, I'm cutting your dry-cleaning budget
to pay for new costumes for the Glee Club.
This will not stand.
Oh, Sue.
The dry-cleaners here are just as good as the ones
in Europe.
Mr. Schuester, I'm so sorry.
Do you understand what you did today? You lied to me.
And you ruined our chances. No parent in their right mind
is going to let their kid join Glee now.
Oh, and, uh, here's a list
of the songs that we're allowed to sing.
What's a "luftballoon"?
Look, I know how much you care about Glee Club.
And I understand why you did what you did.
But I don't like the way you did it.
They're for Tulip-A-Looza.
It's a tulip festival down
at the Columbus Convention Center.
It's supposed to smell pretty nice.
That's really sweet of you, Ken,
but I have a... asthma.
What are you doing?
Chasing a married guy.
I saw you playing house
with him after hours, Emma.
Look.
I don't know a lot about relationships.
Most of mine are short and flame out once the sex goes,
but I do know you never want to be the rebounder.
I'm a good man, Emma.
I'll treat you right. I'll put up with all your crazy.
They can't fire me 'cause I'm a minority,
so I'll always be able to provide for you.
You could do a lot worse,
and in this town, you're not going to do much better.
Okay, I'm done talking now.
Try it.
* La. *
Good. That was good.
Okay, one more up.
* La. *
That was really good. Is that okay?
Yeah, it's like the Holy Grail for a baritenor,
so it's a good note.
All right, I'll start
at the bottom, and then we'll go up higher.
Can we take a break?
Singing kind of makes me a little hungry.
Yeah, sure.
Well, lucky I prepared for that.
Wow, I was wondering what that was all about.
Want to sit?
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
I was wondering why you asked me to help you with your singing.
You kicked butt at the assembly.
Well, this is...
my only chance to be,
you know, good like you.
You think I'm good?
Well, when I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane.
I mean, you talk a lot more than you should, and to be honest
with you, I looked under the bed
and made sure that you weren't
hanging out under there.
But then, I heard you sing.
I don't know how to say this,
but you touched something in me.
Right here.
Your heart's on the other
side of your chest.
Oh.
It's beating really hard.
You're cool, Rachel.
Do you want a drink?
Yeah.
Virgin cosmos. Cool.
That stuff you said at the Celibacy Club,
that was really cool.
Thanks.
Well...
Cheers.
The cups are like the airplane cups.
Oh, you got a little cosmo right...
here.
You know, you can kiss me if you want to.
I want to.
What?
Oh, my God!
What are you gonna do?!
Did I do something wrong?
No, no. Um... I just got to go.
Look, please don't tell anybody about this, okay?
I don't want my baby to grow an extra arm
just because I live in squalor and I'm so stressed.
So, I want you to run any and all tests you have.
Trust me, you're clear.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Um...
I don't quite know how to put this.
There's no baby.
Did it fall out?
Uh, no. Um...
You're not pregnant.
But I've gained ten pounds.
It's probably from eating. I can see
a chicken wing in there that you must have swallowed whole.
You're having what's called a hysterical pregnancy.
You want a baby so badly that your body mimics the symptoms.
If you're meant to get pregnant, it'll happen.
I have to say, I'm a little surprised you guys are trying in on it.
I'm sure you've read about this in the school paper.
Finn and I have been an item for a while now,
so what kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't support him?
Well, let's see what you've got.
* Say a little prayer for you *
* The moment I wake up *
* Before I put on my makeup *
* Makeup *
* I say a little * * Prayer for you *
* While combing my hair now *
* And wonderin' what dress to wear now *
* Wear now * * I say a little *
* Prayer for you *
* Forever, forever you'll stay in my heart *
* And I will love you *
* Forever and ever *
* We never will part *
* Oh, how I love you *
* Together, together, that's how it must be *
* To live without you *
* Would only mean heartbreak for me *
Let me get this straight.
You're joining Glee Club?
I'm sorry, Coach Sylvester,
but something is going on between Finn and that thing.
You saw how it was
undressing him with its eyes.
Please don't kick us off the Cheerios.
Cease fire on the waterworks.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to see it.
You know, Q, when I first laid eyes on you,
I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester,
though you don't have my bone structure.
But it wasn't until this very moment,
I saw how alike we really are.
You three are going to be my spies.
I need eyes on the inside.
We're going to bring this club down from within.
And I'm going to get my boyfriend back.
I don't care so much about that.
Hey, Emma. Guess what?
I found these new disinfecting bleach wipes.
What do you say?
Boys bathroom in the science wing?
9:00?
Will, what are we doing?
I mean, you're having a baby.
Um, and anyway, uh...
I have a date.
Oh, that's great. Yeah.
Yeah, but, with who?
I'm going to go to Tulip-A-Looza.
With Ken.
There's my man.
Bringing home the bacon.
You... you made dinner.
I thought you'd be asleep.
Well, I wanted to talk to you about something,
so I made you chicken pot pie.
From scratch.
Terri, that's so thoughtful. I...
Yeah, you know,
I've been working so hard lately, some--
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing it for.
Family's what's important to me.
You and the little guy or gal on the way.
I hope you know that.
Yeah.
I'm sorry. What was it you wanted to talk about?
I went to the baby doctor today.
And?
And...
It's a boy.
Oh, my God. Terri, that's amazing. Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh!
I want you to give up being a janitor.
What?
Yeah. We don't need a new house.
We'll turn my craft room into a nursery.
It's a compromise that I want to make.
Really?
Yeah.
You know the only project that I want to work on now...
is us.
I love you so much.
You're giving Quinn Fabray the solo?
That's my solo.
You made this happen, Rachel.
You were the one who wanted to sell sex at the assembly.
Quinn's audition song was on Figgins's approved list,
and frankly, she did a heck of a job singing it.
You're punishing me.
Contrary to your beliefs, it's not all about you.
Or, I've realized, about me.
Look, I screwed up, too.
I'm as responsible for what you did at that assembly as you are.
I should never have pushed disco so hard.
When we did it back in '93, the disco revival was in its heyday.
It was cool. We had fun.
And that... that is what Glee is supposed to be about.
If we're going to succeed,
we both need to change our mindsets.
You're not always going to be the star.
But I promise to do my best
to make sure you're always having fun.
This is a good thing, Rachel.
We're on our way..
Can I use the auditorium later to practe?
Our neighbors are filing a lawsuit.
Sure.
* You look so dumb right now *
* Standing outside my house *
* Trying to apologize *
* You're so ugly when you cry *
* Please just cut it out *
* And don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not *
* Baby, when I know you're only sorry you got caught *
* But you put on quite a show *
* Ooh * * Really had me going *
* Now it's time to go *
* Oh * * Curtain's finally closing *
* That was quite a show *
* Ooh, oh * * Very entertaining *
* But it's over now *
* Go on and take a bow *
* Oh *
* And the award *
* For the best liar *
* Goes to you * * Goes to you *
* For making me believe *
* That you could be *
* Faithful to me * * Faithful *
* Let's hear your speech *
* Oh! * * Well, you put on quite a show *
* Really had me going *
* Now it's time to go *
* Curtain's finally closing *
* That was quite a show *
* Very entertaining *
* But it's over now *
* Go on and take a bow *
* But it's over now. *
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