1 00:00:07,084 --> 00:00:08,246 So here's what you missed on Glee: 2 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:09,987 Artie made the football team, which is crazy, 3 00:00:10,011 --> 00:00:11,810 and Finn's not the quarterback anymore, this new kid Sam is. 4 00:00:11,895 --> 00:00:13,428 Can you believe it? Kurt's dad 5 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,064 and Finn's mom are dating, and are really happy together, 6 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,732 which makes Finn and Kurt sort of like brothers. 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,950 They sure yell at each other like brothers. 8 00:00:18,034 --> 00:00:19,652 Why is it so hard for you to understand? 9 00:00:19,736 --> 00:00:21,437 Sue has a sister, Jean, who she doesn't yell at at all. 10 00:00:21,504 --> 00:00:22,821 I will always love you. 11 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,773 Which sort of makes her the only person Sue doesn't yell at. 12 00:00:24,824 --> 00:00:26,336 And that's what you missed on Glee. 13 00:00:28,244 --> 00:00:30,162 It all started a week ago. 14 00:00:30,246 --> 00:00:32,464 I was super hungry, but my mom was gone, 15 00:00:32,549 --> 00:00:34,449 so I busted out the George Foreman. 16 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:37,386 It wasn't making the cool grill marks it used to after 17 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,254 I tried to use it to dry my shoes, 18 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,773 but when it comes to grilled cheese, 19 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,107 I'm not that fancy. 20 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:44,476 And when I pulled the sandwich out, 21 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:46,679 I saw the face of God. 22 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:48,430 Literally. 23 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:50,983 I had made a Grilled Cheesus. 24 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:56,772 I'm so hungry. I'm not the most religious guy. 25 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,991 I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco, 26 00:00:59,075 --> 00:01:01,176 but this was different, so, 27 00:01:01,244 --> 00:01:04,530 I decided to see what it felt like to, you know, pray. 28 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:06,999 Dear Grilled Cheesus... 29 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,617 First of all, you're super delicious. 30 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:09,985 Please, Grilled Cheesus, 31 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:11,954 please let us win our first football game. 32 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:13,672 It would mean so much to Artie, 33 00:01:13,757 --> 00:01:16,141 and I think you kind of owe it to him. 34 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:18,994 I mean, you did sort of screw him in the leg department. 35 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:21,497 And in return, Cheesy Lord, 36 00:01:21,564 --> 00:01:24,249 I'll make sure we honor you this week in Glee Club. 37 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,828 Thank you, Grilled Cheesus. 38 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:40,895 Synced By YesCool www.addic7ed.com 39 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,487 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, that's my boy. 40 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:47,573 You forgot your breakfast. 41 00:01:47,657 --> 00:01:49,024 Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide. 42 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,793 What is this? 43 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,911 It's an egg white wrap on a sprouted wheat tortilla, 44 00:01:52,996 --> 00:01:54,329 half a grapefruit and a green drink. 45 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,664 Where's my usual breakfast? 46 00:01:55,732 --> 00:01:56,749 A Coke and two Slim Jims? 47 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,083 Yeah. Breakfast of champions. 48 00:01:58,168 --> 00:01:59,534 Dad, you are not a kid anymore. 49 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,036 You have to start taking care of yourself. 50 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:02,337 Well, I guess with enough hot sauce, 51 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,306 this will be all right. Thanks. 52 00:02:04,373 --> 00:02:06,541 Hey, don't forget, Friday night dinner is 6:00 53 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,060 instead of 7:00 this week. 54 00:02:08,144 --> 00:02:09,812 Carole and Finn are coming over, 55 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:11,713 and she has to work the night shift. 56 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,432 I... I can't do this Friday. 57 00:02:13,516 --> 00:02:15,401 It's Sing-along Sound of Music at the El Royale Theater. 58 00:02:15,485 --> 00:02:16,602 It's a once-a-year event. 59 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,520 And last week, you had to camp out early 60 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:20,856 so you could be first in line for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs. 61 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,191 Season six, Dad. 62 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:24,059 Okay, those Friday night dinners are a ritual 63 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:26,245 in our family... One your mom started. 64 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:27,780 I know, but I'm a teenager. 65 00:02:27,864 --> 00:02:29,748 Friday nights are kind of important to me. 66 00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:31,950 Why are you making me feel guilty about this? 67 00:02:32,035 --> 00:02:33,619 I, of all people, know how important 68 00:02:33,703 --> 00:02:35,254 the relationship is between you and Carole. 69 00:02:35,338 --> 00:02:36,622 Those dinners are more than important. 70 00:02:36,706 --> 00:02:38,907 They're sacred. Okay, the whole point 71 00:02:38,975 --> 00:02:41,260 of having something sacred is that it takes precedence 72 00:02:41,344 --> 00:02:43,378 over anything else you got going on. 73 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:44,913 Sing-along Sound of Music is sacred to me. 74 00:02:44,981 --> 00:02:46,281 What? You think I don't know that? 75 00:02:46,349 --> 00:02:47,883 Okay, wasn't I the one who bought you 76 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,184 that Maria bonnet when you were six? 77 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,552 Okay, the point is, 78 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,921 if you start giving up stuff like Friday night dinners, 79 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,506 then you got nothing to hold onto. 80 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,858 Okay, let's face it, Kurt. 81 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,943 If we don't schedule it, then we don't hang out. 82 00:02:58,027 --> 00:02:59,611 If we don't hang out, then our lives... 83 00:02:59,696 --> 00:03:00,979 They just go right by each other. 84 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:02,698 And we don't share very much. 85 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:06,034 I'm sorry, but I'm not missing something that I look forward to 86 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:09,071 all year just for another dinner. 87 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,906 Maybe we could do it Thursday or something. 88 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,659 I got to tell you, Kurt. 89 00:03:13,743 --> 00:03:17,880 I'm real disappointed in you. 90 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,553 Mr. Shue? 91 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,838 I have something to say. 92 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:27,622 Something happened to me, 93 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,759 and I can't really get into it, but it's shaken me to my core. 94 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:31,643 Oh, my God, he's coming out. 95 00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:33,228 Why, yes, 96 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:36,265 there is a man who's sort of recently come into my life, and 97 00:03:36,332 --> 00:03:38,684 that man is Jesus Christ. 98 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,403 That's way worse. 99 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:43,555 And I know there's others in here who dig him, too. 100 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,591 And so I thought, maybe this week, 101 00:03:45,658 --> 00:03:48,210 we could pay tribute to him in music. 102 00:03:48,278 --> 00:03:51,280 You know, pay tribute to Jesus. 103 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:52,831 Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing 104 00:03:52,916 --> 00:03:54,366 about Jesus, I'd go to church. 105 00:03:54,450 --> 00:03:56,451 And the reason I don't go to church is because 106 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:59,037 most churches don't think very much of gay people. 107 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:01,373 Or women. Or science. 108 00:04:01,457 --> 00:04:02,975 I don't see anything wrong with getting a little church 109 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:03,926 - up in here. - I agree. 110 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:05,210 I've had a really hard year, 111 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,695 and I turned to God a lot for help. 112 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,947 I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks. 113 00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:11,600 Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard baby? 114 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,168 Whenever I pray, I fall asleep. 115 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,469 Well, guys, maybe our song selections 116 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:15,938 don't have to be about Jesus. 117 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,357 We could do songs about spirituality. 118 00:04:19,475 --> 00:04:20,809 You got a problem with Jesus? 119 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,311 Oh, I got no problem with the guy. 120 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:23,478 I'm a total Jew for Jesus. 121 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:24,780 He's my number one Heb. 122 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,099 What I don't like seeing is people using J-money 123 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:29,451 to cramp everybody else's style, 'cause it seems 124 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,120 to me that true spirituality or whatever you want to call it 125 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,039 is about enjoying the life that you've been given. 126 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,458 I mean, I see God every time I make out with a new chick. 127 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,809 Okay, okay, that doesn't make 128 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:39,745 any sense. In fact, it's stupid. 129 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,581 Are you calling Mr. Billy Joel stupid? 130 00:04:42,665 --> 00:04:44,750 At this time, I'd like to continue my streak 131 00:04:44,834 --> 00:04:46,368 of doing only songs by Jewish artists. 132 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,922 Hit it. 133 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:00,265 ♪ Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait. ♪ 134 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:03,551 ♪ You Catholic girls start much too late. ♪ 135 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:06,905 ♪ Oh, but sooner or later, it comes down to fate. ♪ 136 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:09,724 ♪ I might as well be the one. ♪ 137 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:13,028 ♪ Well, they showed you a statue, told you to pray. ♪ 138 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,564 ♪ They built you a temple and locked you away. ♪ 139 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:19,952 ♪ Oh, but they never told you the price that you'd pay ♪ 140 00:05:20,036 --> 00:05:23,171 ♪ for things that you might have done. ♪ 141 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:26,708 ♪ Only the good die young! ♪ 142 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:29,344 ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa, whoa, oh... ♪ 143 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:36,268 ♪ You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation. ♪ 144 00:05:36,352 --> 00:05:39,354 ♪ You got a brand-new soul. ♪ 145 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,808 ♪ Mmm, and a cross of gold. ♪ 146 00:05:42,892 --> 00:05:44,860 ♪ Come out, come out, come out... ♪ 147 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,979 ♪ Virginia, don't let me wait. ♪ 148 00:05:47,063 --> 00:05:50,616 ♪ You Catholic girls start much too late. ♪ 149 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:53,835 ♪ But sooner or later, it comes down to fate. ♪ 150 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,804 ♪ I might as well be the one. ♪ 151 00:05:55,871 --> 00:06:00,509 ♪ You know that only the good die young. ♪ 152 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,228 ♪ Tell ya, baby. ♪ 153 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:11,720 Oh! 154 00:06:14,357 --> 00:06:17,109 Well, according to this, I've still got two left, 155 00:06:17,193 --> 00:06:18,360 but let me check, 'cause I don't trust the guy 156 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:19,611 who does my inventory. 157 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,330 - Who's that? - Me. 158 00:06:21,397 --> 00:06:22,864 Oh. Oh, geez. 159 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:24,733 Oh. 160 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,335 Oh. 161 00:06:26,402 --> 00:06:28,036 Hey, you okay, man? 162 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:30,088 Yeah, just a little indigestion, you know. 163 00:06:30,173 --> 00:06:32,708 Don't buy salami at the gas station. 164 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,738 Kurt? 165 00:07:02,805 --> 00:07:04,239 Can we talk to you outside? 166 00:07:12,948 --> 00:07:14,833 Where is he? 167 00:07:14,917 --> 00:07:16,585 Is he dead? 168 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:17,969 No, he's alive, but I'm sorry 169 00:07:18,054 --> 00:07:19,571 I don't have any other good news. 170 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,423 - I want to see him. - He hasn't regained consciousness. 171 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:22,507 I thought he had a heart attack. 172 00:07:22,592 --> 00:07:23,759 Brought on by an arrhythmia, 173 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,344 which caused a lack of blood to his brain. 174 00:07:25,428 --> 00:07:26,345 That's what made him lose consciousness 175 00:07:26,429 --> 00:07:27,512 and what's keeping him comatose. 176 00:07:27,597 --> 00:07:28,930 We have him on lidocaine, 177 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:31,433 but there's no guarantees they're going to work 178 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:32,901 or what kind of damage was done 179 00:07:32,968 --> 00:07:34,519 to his brain by the lack of oxygen. 180 00:07:34,604 --> 00:07:36,071 I don't understand what you're saying. 181 00:07:36,138 --> 00:07:37,806 When is he going to wake up? 182 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,307 I don't know. 183 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:43,078 Okay, just... Just... Just take us to him now, please. 184 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:58,527 I need a minute. 185 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:02,547 I don't think you should be alone, Kurt. 186 00:08:02,632 --> 00:08:05,100 Please just give me a moment alone with my father. 187 00:08:08,337 --> 00:08:11,706 We'll be right outside. 188 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,454 Dad? 189 00:08:30,192 --> 00:08:32,043 Can you hear me? 190 00:08:33,629 --> 00:08:37,933 If you can hear me, squeeze my hand. 191 00:08:41,254 --> 00:08:43,171 I'm holding yours right now. 192 00:08:46,709 --> 00:08:48,727 Just squeeze back. 193 00:08:48,811 --> 00:08:51,396 Come on, Dad. 194 00:08:51,481 --> 00:08:53,982 Just squeeze my hand. 195 00:08:58,903 --> 00:09:00,805 What up, Grilled Cheesus? 196 00:09:00,872 --> 00:09:03,040 I need to ask you for something. 197 00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:04,659 I didn't go to Sunday school so I don't know 198 00:09:04,726 --> 00:09:07,044 if God works the same as a genie and I only get three wishes, 199 00:09:07,095 --> 00:09:08,446 but here's the thing. 200 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:10,414 Dating Rachel is great, 201 00:09:10,465 --> 00:09:13,467 but she's kind of a prude, and I'm sort of going crazy. 202 00:09:13,535 --> 00:09:15,219 Anyway, her boobs aren't that great, 203 00:09:15,270 --> 00:09:17,188 but they're still girl boobs, 204 00:09:17,255 --> 00:09:18,956 and I'd really like to touch them. 205 00:09:19,024 --> 00:09:20,758 So, Cheesus, 206 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:22,426 considering that I've dedicated a week 207 00:09:22,477 --> 00:09:24,712 of my musical life to you, 208 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:27,064 I hope you can see it in your heart 209 00:09:27,115 --> 00:09:28,733 to answer my prayers. 210 00:09:30,919 --> 00:09:32,787 Amen. 211 00:09:46,618 --> 00:09:48,302 Hey, Kurt. 212 00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:50,755 We're really sorry about your dad's heart attack. 213 00:09:50,806 --> 00:09:52,556 Thanks, Santana. 214 00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:54,258 I did a book report on heart attacks, 215 00:09:54,309 --> 00:09:56,126 if you want to give it to the doctor. 216 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,812 I got knocked down an entire letter grade 217 00:09:57,896 --> 00:09:59,463 'cause it was written in crayon. 218 00:09:59,514 --> 00:10:02,399 What the hell happened? 219 00:10:02,451 --> 00:10:03,918 - My dad's in the hospital. - I know. 220 00:10:04,002 --> 00:10:06,337 My mom just called me. I feel like I'm the last one to know! 221 00:10:06,404 --> 00:10:08,005 Well, I'm sorry, Finn. It didn't occur to me 222 00:10:08,073 --> 00:10:09,423 to call you, because he's not your father. 223 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,908 Yeah, well, he's the closest I'm ever going to get, okay? 224 00:10:10,959 --> 00:10:14,295 I know it may not look like what everybody else has, 225 00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,480 but I thought we were... sort of a family. 226 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,351 Look, I... I guess I just... 227 00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:21,752 I didn't like overhearing 228 00:10:21,803 --> 00:10:23,654 other people talking about it in gym class. 229 00:10:31,947 --> 00:10:33,064 Hey, guys. 230 00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:36,266 Our thoughts are all with Kurt, and, uh, 231 00:10:36,318 --> 00:10:38,285 I know it's sort of hard to really focus on anything else... 232 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:39,403 Mr. Shue. 233 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:40,688 Yeah. I've been struggling, trying 234 00:10:40,756 --> 00:10:43,992 to figure out what I wanted to say to Kurt all day, 235 00:10:44,015 --> 00:10:45,909 and I realized I don't want to say it, I want to sing it. 236 00:10:47,596 --> 00:10:51,215 This song is about being in a very dark place, 237 00:10:51,266 --> 00:10:52,299 and turning to God. 238 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:54,301 It's a spiritual song, Mr. Shue. 239 00:10:54,369 --> 00:10:56,086 - Is that okay? - It's fine. 240 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,974 Tina, Quinn, can you help me out, please? 241 00:11:09,934 --> 00:11:14,771 ♪ As I lay me down, ♪ 242 00:11:14,823 --> 00:11:19,577 ♪ Heaven, hear me now. ♪ 243 00:11:19,628 --> 00:11:23,614 ♪ I'm lost without a cause ♪ 244 00:11:23,665 --> 00:11:28,502 ♪ after giving it my all. ♪ 245 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:33,140 ♪ Winter storms have come ♪ 246 00:11:33,225 --> 00:11:38,012 ♪ and darkened my sun. ♪ 247 00:11:38,096 --> 00:11:42,799 ♪ After all that I've been through, ♪ 248 00:11:42,851 --> 00:11:46,187 ♪ who on earth can I turn to? ♪ 249 00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:51,075 ♪ I look to you. ♪ 250 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:55,412 ♪ I look to you. ♪ 251 00:11:57,165 --> 00:12:01,502 ♪ After all my strength is gone, ♪ 252 00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:04,588 ♪ in you I can be strong. ♪ 253 00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:09,877 ♪ I look to you. ♪ 254 00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:15,299 ♪ I look to you, oh... ♪ 255 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:18,853 ♪ And when melodies are gone... ♪ 256 00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,721 ♪ Yeah... ♪ ♪ Melodies are gone... ♪ 257 00:12:20,805 --> 00:12:23,774 ♪ in you I hear a song. ♪ 258 00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:28,612 ♪ I look to you... ♪ 259 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:33,117 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 260 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,568 ♪ I look ♪ 261 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:38,973 ♪ to you... ♪ 262 00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:45,579 Thank you, Mercedes. 263 00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,581 Your voice is stunning, but... 264 00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:49,149 I don't believe in God. 265 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,701 Wait, what? 266 00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:51,952 You've all professed your beliefs. 267 00:12:52,003 --> 00:12:53,370 I'm just stating mine. 268 00:12:53,454 --> 00:12:56,206 I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. 269 00:12:56,290 --> 00:13:00,160 Otherwise, God's kind of a jerk, isn't he? 270 00:13:00,211 --> 00:13:03,019 I mean, he makes me gay and then has his followers going around 271 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,798 telling me it's something that I chose. 272 00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:06,550 As if someone would choose to be mocked 273 00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:08,101 every single day of their life. 274 00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:11,471 And right now I don't want a heavenly father. 275 00:13:11,522 --> 00:13:12,956 I want my real one back. 276 00:13:13,024 --> 00:13:15,108 But Kurt, how do you know for sure? 277 00:13:15,176 --> 00:13:17,227 I mean, you can't prove that there's no God. 278 00:13:17,311 --> 00:13:19,196 You can't prove that there isn't a magic teapot 279 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,198 floating around on the dark side of the moon 280 00:13:21,265 --> 00:13:22,733 with a dwarf inside of it 281 00:13:22,817 --> 00:13:25,235 that reads romance novels and shoots lightning 282 00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:28,905 out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it? 283 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:31,041 Is God an evil dwarf? 284 00:13:31,109 --> 00:13:32,859 We shouldn't be talking like this. 285 00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:33,994 It's not right. 286 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:36,196 I'm sorry, Quinn. 287 00:13:36,247 --> 00:13:38,999 But you all can believe whatever you want to. 288 00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:41,184 But I can't believe something I don't. 289 00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:43,470 I appreciate your thoughts... 290 00:13:43,537 --> 00:13:46,372 But I don't want your prayers. 291 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,510 How did you even find out about the lesson? 292 00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,562 I have cameras everywhere, William. 293 00:13:52,647 --> 00:13:54,547 I'm giving a lesson on spirituality. 294 00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:56,266 I don't understand what the big deal is. 295 00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:58,402 Well, the big deal is that this is a public school, 296 00:13:58,486 --> 00:13:59,653 and there's this little thing 297 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,771 called separation of church and state, 298 00:14:00,838 --> 00:14:03,556 which happens to be the pillar of a functioning civil society. 299 00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:04,908 But Sue, children should be 300 00:14:04,992 --> 00:14:07,494 allowed to profess whatever faith they choose. 301 00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:10,163 At the BET Awards, but not in a public school. 302 00:14:10,231 --> 00:14:11,581 Sue, I'm trying to help these kids. 303 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,700 Kurt is struggling with some really tough issues. 304 00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:16,453 Well, William, if your kids want to praise Jesus in class, 305 00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:19,405 I suggest they enroll at Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy 306 00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:20,457 on I Love Jesus Street, 307 00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:21,708 but not here. 308 00:14:21,776 --> 00:14:23,409 This country is not a monarchy, William. 309 00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:24,761 Trust me, I've tried. 310 00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:27,464 And as much as I enjoy giving impromptu civics lessons, 311 00:14:27,548 --> 00:14:28,815 I got work to do. 312 00:14:35,506 --> 00:14:37,757 Finn, please... sit. 313 00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,898 You're upset about Kurt's dad, too? 314 00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:46,600 Yes. 315 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,019 But more importantly, let's discuss 316 00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,638 your newfound love for Jesus and how it's affecting me. 317 00:14:51,706 --> 00:14:56,009 I want this relationship to go the distance, 318 00:14:56,077 --> 00:14:58,662 but I need to know that when I'm 25 and I've won 319 00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:00,046 a bunch of Tonys, and I'm ready 320 00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,848 to have intercourse and babies, that those babies will 321 00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,616 - be raised in a certain way. - You don't think 322 00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,018 you're gonna have sex till you're 25? 323 00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:07,120 I want my children to be raised in the Jewish faith. 324 00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:08,839 Both of my dads' peoples were slaves once. 325 00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:11,558 I need to know that my children will be free to worship 326 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,176 in the way that I decide is right. 327 00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:15,595 Sure. Of course. 328 00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:17,948 Yeah, they should totally go to Jew church and... 329 00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:19,549 And wear those hats and... 330 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,835 And eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels. 331 00:15:28,142 --> 00:15:30,243 Let's lay down on the bed. 332 00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:31,361 Okay. 333 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,834 Finn... 334 00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:39,703 I'd like to give you something 335 00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:42,422 in exchange for what you gave me. 336 00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:00,223 Thank you, Grilled Cheesus. 337 00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:02,776 I need to know what's going on with that Glee Club. 338 00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:04,510 Brittany, Jugs the Clown, go. 339 00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,012 Mostly just everyone's really sad 340 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,148 for Kurt, and no one really knows how to help. 341 00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,983 I made him a card that said "Heart attacks 342 00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,384 are just from loving too much." 343 00:16:11,452 --> 00:16:14,704 - Schuester's still pushing the Lil' Jeezy? - I guess so. 344 00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:17,324 Although I don't really see what the big deal is. 345 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,875 But Kurt's definitely not into it. 346 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,378 How's your father? 347 00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:24,798 They say his condition is critical but stable. 348 00:16:24,865 --> 00:16:26,049 Good news, I guess. 349 00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,667 I'm sorry for what you're going through, Lady. 350 00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:29,269 I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. 351 00:16:29,337 --> 00:16:31,755 And I guess I don't have to... I think Mary Lou Retton's, 352 00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:33,390 like, an orphan or something. 353 00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:36,593 I don't like what Schuester's doing in that classroom 354 00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:37,844 even more than usual. 355 00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:39,879 But I can't go to the school board 356 00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,665 without an official complaint from a student. 357 00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:45,435 So you want me to be your scapegoat? 358 00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,754 No. 359 00:16:47,821 --> 00:16:49,506 You don't understand. 360 00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:53,210 I know at times I mess around with you guys for fun. 361 00:16:53,294 --> 00:16:54,994 I admit it... It aids digestion. 362 00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:57,997 But I'm not joking here. 363 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:03,019 I want to be your champion. 364 00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,870 What is wrong with you? 365 00:17:07,881 --> 00:17:09,525 I'm sorry, Madame Secretary, 366 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,177 I'm gonna have to call you back. 367 00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:12,545 Love to Bill. 368 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:16,432 There is a boy in that Glee Club that might lose his father. 369 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,417 How could you get in the way when the only thing 370 00:17:18,468 --> 00:17:20,720 anybody is trying to do is give that poor child 371 00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:22,087 just a little bit of comfort? 372 00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:24,607 What happened to you, Sue? 373 00:17:24,691 --> 00:17:26,275 Please tell me what horrible, horrible thing 374 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,561 happened to you that made you such a miserable tyrant? 375 00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,812 Have a seat. 376 00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:36,652 Since I was a little girl, I've had exactly one hero. 377 00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:38,321 My big sister. 378 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,406 You know how much I worshipped her? 379 00:17:40,457 --> 00:17:44,210 She was the sun and the moon to me. 380 00:17:44,277 --> 00:17:46,712 And while I was still very young, 381 00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:49,582 I noticed that other people didn't feel the way I did. 382 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,417 People were rude to her. 383 00:17:51,468 --> 00:17:53,502 They were cruel. 384 00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:55,388 They laughed at her. 385 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:57,640 And so I began to pray. 386 00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,992 I prayed every night for her to get better. 387 00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,211 And nothing changed. 388 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,815 So I prayed harder. 389 00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:13,305 And after a while I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough... 390 00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:15,191 It's that no one was listening. 391 00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:21,364 Asking someone to believe in a fantasy... 392 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,817 however comforting, isn't a moral thing to do. 393 00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,335 It's cruel. 394 00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:29,622 Don't you think that's just a little bit arrogant? 395 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,924 It's as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God, 396 00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:34,593 and if they don't accept it, no matter how open-hearted 397 00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:38,447 or honest their dissent, they're going to hell. 398 00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:40,516 Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it? 399 00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:42,935 Well, if that's what you believe, that's fine. 400 00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:44,687 But please keep it to yourself. 401 00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:46,772 So long as you do the same. 402 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,358 That kid could lose his father at any moment. 403 00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:51,377 You should start preparing him for that. 404 00:18:51,445 --> 00:18:53,345 Now get the hell out of my office. 405 00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:55,564 I realize you're only half orangutan, 406 00:18:55,649 --> 00:18:59,402 but I'm still very allergic to your lustrous ginger mane. 407 00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:05,291 Last week we were too sexy, this week we're too religious... 408 00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,376 - We can't win. - Now I know what Miley feels like. 409 00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:09,027 The real tragedy here is that I found 410 00:19:09,079 --> 00:19:10,913 the most perfect spiritual song to sing this week, 411 00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:13,215 and now it's been torn away from me like Sophie's daughter. 412 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,418 Guys, you can still sing whatever songs you like 413 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,670 that sum up your feelings about God, about spirit. 414 00:19:17,737 --> 00:19:19,138 You just can't do it on school time. 415 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:20,589 I hope you're happy, Kurt. 416 00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:22,391 Having the week of my life, actually. 417 00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:25,227 Guys... Back off Kurt, okay? 418 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:27,346 He had every right to speak his mind. 419 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,482 Look, Kurt, we're sympathetic to what you're going through, 420 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:32,184 but siding with Miss Sylvester isn't gonna do anyone any good. 421 00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:33,369 It's doing me some good. 422 00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:34,987 Now I don't have to sit around 423 00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:36,656 listening to all you mental patients 424 00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:40,743 talk about how's there's a God when I know there isn't one. 425 00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:45,414 Cheesus, I don't need to tell you how much you rule. 426 00:19:45,499 --> 00:19:47,700 You've given me everything I've prayed for, 427 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,253 and it turns out Rachel's boobs are really awesome. 428 00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:53,139 Anyway, I need another favor, so, Cheesus... 429 00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,675 I pray that I'm made quarterback again. 430 00:19:55,742 --> 00:19:58,094 Sam's a good dude... I just think that I can deliver 431 00:19:58,161 --> 00:19:59,662 your message to the world more powerfully 432 00:19:59,746 --> 00:20:01,797 if I'm the most popular guy in the school again. 433 00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:02,982 What are you doing? 434 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,116 Nothing. Eating. 435 00:20:05,752 --> 00:20:09,121 So I pray before I eat now... What's the big deal? 436 00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:10,840 You're not gonna tell anybody about this, are you? 437 00:20:10,924 --> 00:20:12,491 No. It's cool. 438 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,926 To tell you the truth, 439 00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,512 I actually went to temple with my Nana yesterday. 440 00:20:16,596 --> 00:20:19,949 I know it makes me a wuss, but I'm bummed about Kurt's dad. 441 00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:21,717 I've kind of been praying for him. 442 00:20:21,802 --> 00:20:23,135 I know how hard it is 443 00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:26,005 not to have a father, you know? 444 00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:27,440 What do you pray for? 445 00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:29,224 Yeah. Same stuff. 446 00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,710 You burned your grilled cheese. 447 00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:40,569 - Why are we in the park? - 'Cause I don't 448 00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,738 want anything coming between us and God. 449 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,073 And because Yentl was outside when 450 00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:45,824 she sang this song in the movie. 451 00:20:45,892 --> 00:20:49,445 I just hope that God hears this song as a prayer for Burt Hummel 452 00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:52,197 and decides to bring him back to us. 453 00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:05,461 ♪ God... ♪ 454 00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:08,714 Our Heavenly Father. 455 00:21:08,765 --> 00:21:17,372 ♪ Oh, God... ♪ 456 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,944 And my father, who is also in Heaven. 457 00:21:22,028 --> 00:21:24,880 ♪ May the light... ♪ 458 00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:28,000 Of this flickering candle... 459 00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,402 ♪ Illuminate the night ♪ 460 00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:33,288 ♪ the way your spirit illuminates ♪ 461 00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:42,965 ♪ my soul... ♪ 462 00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,835 ♪ Papa, ♪ 463 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,088 ♪ can you hear me? ♪ 464 00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:51,957 ♪ Papa, ♪ 465 00:21:52,025 --> 00:21:56,127 ♪ can you see me? ♪ 466 00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:58,730 ♪ Papa, can you hear me ♪ 467 00:21:58,798 --> 00:22:03,519 ♪ in the night? ♪ 468 00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:06,688 ♪ Papa, are you near me? ♪ 469 00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:09,024 ♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ 470 00:22:09,108 --> 00:22:14,696 ♪ Papa, can you help me not be frightened? ♪ 471 00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:19,368 ♪ Looking at the skies, I seem to see a million eyes. ♪ 472 00:22:19,452 --> 00:22:24,122 ♪ Which ones are yours? ♪ 473 00:22:24,174 --> 00:22:27,960 ♪ Where are you now that yesterday has come and gone ♪ 474 00:22:28,011 --> 00:22:31,630 ♪ and closed its doors? ♪ 475 00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:35,500 ♪ The night is so much darker, ♪ 476 00:22:35,552 --> 00:22:38,720 ♪ The wind is so much colder, ♪ 477 00:22:38,805 --> 00:22:41,607 ♪ The world I see is so much bigger, ♪ 478 00:22:41,674 --> 00:22:45,644 ♪ now that I'm alone ♪ 479 00:22:47,346 --> 00:22:52,234 ♪ Papa, please forgive me, try to understand me. ♪ 480 00:22:52,318 --> 00:22:57,206 ♪ Papa, don't you know I had no choice? ♪ 481 00:22:57,290 --> 00:23:02,027 ♪ Can you hear me praying, anything I'm saying? ♪ 482 00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:03,745 ♪ Even though the night ♪ 483 00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:07,699 ♪ is filled with voices, ♪ 484 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:11,053 ♪ I remember everything you taught me, ♪ 485 00:23:11,137 --> 00:23:18,710 ♪ every book I've ever read... ♪ 486 00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:21,046 ♪ Can all the words in all the books ♪ 487 00:23:21,097 --> 00:23:25,317 ♪ help me to face what lies ahead? ♪ 488 00:23:25,384 --> 00:23:28,904 ♪ The trees are so much taller ♪ 489 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:32,574 ♪ and I feel so much smaller. ♪ 490 00:23:32,659 --> 00:23:35,410 ♪ The moon is twice as lonely ♪ 491 00:23:35,495 --> 00:23:36,929 ♪ and the stars are ♪ 492 00:23:36,996 --> 00:23:40,616 ♪ half as bright. ♪ 493 00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:47,122 ♪ Papa, how I Iove you. ♪ 494 00:23:47,206 --> 00:23:51,543 ♪ Papa, how I need you. ♪ 495 00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:57,415 ♪ Papa, how I miss you ♪ 496 00:23:57,467 --> 00:24:03,588 ♪ kissing me ♪ 497 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:15,651 ♪ good night... ♪ 498 00:24:19,205 --> 00:24:21,156 Who's next? 499 00:24:21,224 --> 00:24:23,508 What's going on in here? 500 00:24:23,576 --> 00:24:25,877 We... We were just praying for your dad. 501 00:24:25,945 --> 00:24:28,113 Rachel, Quinn, and I are taking turns. 502 00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:30,032 We're from different denominations and religions, 503 00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:31,917 so we figured one of us is bound to be right. 504 00:24:31,985 --> 00:24:34,202 I didn't ask you to do this. 505 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:36,655 Honey, I know you're upset about what's happening, I get it, 506 00:24:36,723 --> 00:24:39,574 but friends help out, even when you don't ask. 507 00:24:39,642 --> 00:24:41,877 Mr. Kurt Hummel? 508 00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:43,812 Dude, why didn't you just tell us you wanted to pray in Muslim? 509 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,581 I'm not Muslim, I'm a Sikh. 510 00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:48,567 She's going to see if acupuncture will improve 511 00:24:48,634 --> 00:24:51,403 the circulation to my dad's brain. 512 00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:55,357 Amazingly, needles pierce the skin better than psalms. 513 00:24:55,441 --> 00:24:56,992 Can you all please leave now? 514 00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,531 We just wanted to do something. 515 00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,825 Red 42 on three. 516 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:18,759 Break. 517 00:25:18,827 --> 00:25:21,662 Wait. 518 00:25:21,713 --> 00:25:23,547 That cornerback's been cheating right all night. 519 00:25:23,632 --> 00:25:24,832 We should naked bootleg left. 520 00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:26,133 That ogre linebacker's on the left. 521 00:25:26,184 --> 00:25:27,351 He's been killing me all game. 522 00:25:27,436 --> 00:25:28,886 Dude, trust me, I'm the only guy 523 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:30,688 who's ever actually won a game on this field. 524 00:25:32,057 --> 00:25:37,010 Okay, naked bootleg left, I keep on three. 525 00:25:37,062 --> 00:25:38,178 - All right, you ready? - Break. 526 00:25:39,981 --> 00:25:41,816 That's not what I called. 527 00:25:43,485 --> 00:25:44,952 Yah! Hike! 528 00:25:56,965 --> 00:25:58,365 - Is he okay? - His shoulder's dislocated. 529 00:25:58,417 --> 00:25:59,533 This is what happens 530 00:25:59,584 --> 00:26:01,385 when you change my plays in the huddle. 531 00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:03,337 I don't understand, that guy came out of nowhere. 532 00:26:03,405 --> 00:26:05,356 I know, that kid's been cheating right all night. 533 00:26:05,424 --> 00:26:06,557 No reason for him to be there. 534 00:26:06,641 --> 00:26:08,041 It's just bad luck. 535 00:26:08,093 --> 00:26:10,928 - We need to get him to the E.R. - Okay, let's go. 536 00:26:11,012 --> 00:26:12,713 It's in your hands now, Lurch. 537 00:26:12,764 --> 00:26:14,715 Congratulations, you're the quarterback again. 538 00:26:21,556 --> 00:26:22,857 I know things have been pretty morose 539 00:26:22,908 --> 00:26:24,325 around here this past week, 540 00:26:24,392 --> 00:26:25,893 but I want to celebrate some good news 541 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:27,328 for our little family. 542 00:26:27,395 --> 00:26:28,696 Let's hear it for Finn on getting back 543 00:26:28,747 --> 00:26:30,147 his quarterback job 544 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,699 and leading the Titans to a win 545 00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,084 in their second game of the season. 546 00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,037 Yeah, too bad that Sam kid had to have his arm 547 00:26:37,089 --> 00:26:39,206 basically ripped off for it to happen, but it's good 548 00:26:39,274 --> 00:26:40,341 to have you back in the saddle, brother. 549 00:26:42,961 --> 00:26:46,213 - Mr. Shue, if I may? - Yeah. 550 00:26:46,264 --> 00:26:49,884 Um, I wanted to thank everyone for your kind e-mails 551 00:26:49,935 --> 00:26:52,019 and queries about my dad, 552 00:26:52,086 --> 00:26:55,673 but for your information, his condition remains the same. 553 00:26:57,592 --> 00:27:00,895 I need to express myself, so with your permission, 554 00:27:00,946 --> 00:27:03,697 Mr. Shue, I've prepared a number for the occasion. 555 00:27:03,765 --> 00:27:05,766 Of course, Kurt. 556 00:27:05,817 --> 00:27:08,369 On the day of my mom's funeral, 557 00:27:08,436 --> 00:27:13,357 when they were lowering her body into the ground, I was crying. 558 00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:15,376 I mean, that was it. 559 00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:18,462 It was the last time I was ever going to see her, 560 00:27:18,547 --> 00:27:20,381 and I remember I looked up at my dad 561 00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:24,001 and I... I just wanted him to say something, 562 00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:29,056 just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn't over, 563 00:27:29,124 --> 00:27:32,593 and he just took my hand and squeezed it. 564 00:27:34,596 --> 00:27:37,131 And just knowing that those hands were there 565 00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:41,535 to take care of me... That was enough. 566 00:27:41,603 --> 00:27:43,687 This is for my dad. 567 00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:47,741 ♪ Yeah, I'll ♪ 568 00:27:47,809 --> 00:27:52,246 ♪ tell you something. ♪ 569 00:27:52,313 --> 00:27:57,868 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 570 00:27:57,953 --> 00:28:05,042 ♪ when I say that something. ♪ 571 00:28:05,126 --> 00:28:11,549 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 572 00:28:11,633 --> 00:28:18,171 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 573 00:28:18,223 --> 00:28:23,110 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 574 00:28:23,177 --> 00:28:30,734 ♪ Oh, please, say to me ♪ 575 00:28:30,819 --> 00:28:35,355 ♪ you'll let me be your man. ♪ 576 00:28:35,407 --> 00:28:41,779 ♪ And please say to me ♪ 577 00:28:43,215 --> 00:28:49,220 ♪ you'll let me hold your hand. ♪ 578 00:28:49,304 --> 00:28:55,208 ♪ Now let me hold your hand. ♪ 579 00:28:55,260 --> 00:29:00,598 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 580 00:29:01,883 --> 00:29:05,886 ♪ And when I touch you ♪ 581 00:29:05,937 --> 00:29:12,409 ♪ I feel happy inside. ♪ 582 00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:21,585 ♪ It's such a feeling that my love ♪ 583 00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:24,622 ♪ I can't hide. ♪ 584 00:29:24,706 --> 00:29:26,690 ♪ I can't hide. ♪ 585 00:29:26,775 --> 00:29:34,114 ♪ I can't hide... ♪ 586 00:29:34,182 --> 00:29:40,204 ♪ Yeah, you got that something. ♪ 587 00:29:41,623 --> 00:29:47,494 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 588 00:29:47,545 --> 00:29:53,533 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 589 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:59,757 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 590 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:08,065 ♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪ 591 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,074 Kurt, can I talk to you for a second? 592 00:30:21,262 --> 00:30:23,764 I know you're going through a really scary time right now, 593 00:30:23,832 --> 00:30:27,584 but I feel like I don't know how to be around you anymore, 594 00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:31,005 and I know you're not really spiritual or whatever, 595 00:30:31,072 --> 00:30:33,307 but I feel like you're closing yourself to a world 596 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,875 of experiences that might surprise you. 597 00:30:37,062 --> 00:30:39,847 You're right. 598 00:30:39,898 --> 00:30:40,931 I'm sorry. 599 00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:44,051 I shouldn't be pushing my friends away, 600 00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:47,220 especially friends as fabulous as you. 601 00:30:48,406 --> 00:30:51,975 Do me a favor... One thing. 602 00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:54,311 Come to church with me this Sunday. 603 00:30:54,379 --> 00:30:55,546 Our church does this thing 604 00:30:55,613 --> 00:30:57,614 where we dedicate the service to someone, 605 00:30:57,699 --> 00:31:01,151 and I got them to dedicate this Sunday to your dad. 606 00:31:01,219 --> 00:31:04,571 - I don't know. - You get to wear a fabulous hat. 607 00:31:07,792 --> 00:31:10,961 Mercedes, you had me at "fabulous hat." 608 00:31:12,047 --> 00:31:13,297 Come on, let's go to class. 609 00:31:18,056 --> 00:31:20,307 I have to confess something. 610 00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:22,276 I'm the reason Sam got hurt. 611 00:31:22,344 --> 00:31:24,061 I asked for three things to happen: 612 00:31:24,129 --> 00:31:26,530 One, for us to win our first football game, 613 00:31:26,615 --> 00:31:28,649 two, to get to second base with Rachel, and three, 614 00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,701 to be the quarterback on the football team again. 615 00:31:30,786 --> 00:31:32,920 All those three things happened because I prayed for them 616 00:31:32,987 --> 00:31:34,839 to Grilled Cheesus. 617 00:31:36,008 --> 00:31:38,409 Okay. 618 00:31:38,477 --> 00:31:41,262 - Where to start? - No, no, I know it sounds crazy, but it isn't. 619 00:31:41,329 --> 00:31:42,880 Jesus appeared to me on a sandwich 620 00:31:42,964 --> 00:31:44,882 and it has special powers, I'm telling you, 621 00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:46,550 but I didn't mean for anybody to get hurt. 622 00:31:46,635 --> 00:31:48,602 Okay, let's just... Let's take a second. 623 00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:50,388 Okay? Um... 624 00:31:50,472 --> 00:31:53,941 Look, first, you won the football game 625 00:31:54,009 --> 00:31:55,226 because you actually have a coach 626 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:56,727 who spends the game watching the plays 627 00:31:56,812 --> 00:31:58,062 rather than biting his toenails. 628 00:31:58,146 --> 00:32:02,233 And God didn't let you touch Rachel's boobs. 629 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,701 Rachel did. 630 00:32:03,785 --> 00:32:06,120 Just the sides of them, but wait, why would she do that? 631 00:32:06,187 --> 00:32:08,489 Well, what were you doing right before you were touching them? 632 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:10,858 - What? - I remember yawning. 633 00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:13,360 Right, 'cause we were talking about emotional stuff. 634 00:32:13,412 --> 00:32:15,629 Oh, yes, well, there you go, that's it. 635 00:32:15,697 --> 00:32:17,030 Girls like that. 636 00:32:17,082 --> 00:32:19,700 She felt close to you, thus the inappropriate touching. 637 00:32:19,751 --> 00:32:23,704 Uh, more importantly, you didn't hurt Sam. 638 00:32:23,755 --> 00:32:26,107 It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled 639 00:32:26,158 --> 00:32:29,944 because he's on steroids and he's 23. 640 00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:33,464 God works in all kinds of mysterious ways, 641 00:32:33,532 --> 00:32:36,250 but I'm pretty sure he doesn't spend a lot of time 642 00:32:36,317 --> 00:32:39,987 trying to speak to us through sandwiches. 643 00:32:41,106 --> 00:32:43,257 You look disappointed. 644 00:32:43,325 --> 00:32:45,376 I am. 645 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:46,660 It was sort of cool 646 00:32:46,728 --> 00:32:50,047 feeling like I had this direct line to God. 647 00:32:50,132 --> 00:32:53,786 Now I just feel like everybody else, 648 00:32:53,798 --> 00:32:58,005 you know, like we're all just floating around in space. 649 00:32:58,056 --> 00:32:59,023 I don't like that. 650 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,441 You're not alone. 651 00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:03,394 The big questions are really big for a reason... 652 00:33:03,478 --> 00:33:05,546 They're hard. 653 00:33:05,614 --> 00:33:06,680 But you know what? 654 00:33:06,748 --> 00:33:09,266 Absolutely everybody struggles with them. 655 00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:19,994 ♪ Oh... ♪ 656 00:33:20,045 --> 00:33:24,415 ♪ Life is bigger. ♪ 657 00:33:24,499 --> 00:33:29,369 ♪ It's bigger than you and you are not me. ♪ 658 00:33:29,421 --> 00:33:33,424 ♪ The lengths that I will go to. ♪ 659 00:33:33,508 --> 00:33:38,545 ♪ The distance in your eyes. ♪ 660 00:33:38,597 --> 00:33:41,098 ♪ I've said enough. ♪ 661 00:33:41,183 --> 00:33:45,903 ♪ That's me in the corner. ♪ 662 00:33:45,987 --> 00:33:49,323 ♪ That's me in the spotlight ♪ 663 00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:53,227 ♪ losing my religion. ♪ 664 00:33:53,278 --> 00:33:58,282 ♪ Trying to keep up with you ♪ 665 00:33:58,366 --> 00:34:02,920 ♪ and I don't know if I can do it. ♪ 666 00:34:03,004 --> 00:34:08,092 ♪ Oh, no, I've said too much. ♪ 667 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:12,246 ♪ I haven't said enough. ♪ 668 00:34:12,297 --> 00:34:15,299 ♪ I thought that I heard you laughing. ♪ 669 00:34:15,383 --> 00:34:20,471 ♪ I thought that I heard you sing. ♪ 670 00:34:20,555 --> 00:34:27,144 ♪ I think I thought I saw you try. ♪ 671 00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:32,432 ♪ But that was just a dream. ♪ 672 00:34:32,484 --> 00:34:35,986 ♪ Just a dream, just a dream. ♪ 673 00:34:36,071 --> 00:34:37,204 ♪ Dream. ♪ 674 00:34:46,414 --> 00:34:48,132 I thought we couldn't sing songs about religion. 675 00:34:48,859 --> 00:34:51,468 Evidently, we can't sing about faith, 676 00:34:51,553 --> 00:34:53,504 but we can sing about losing faith? 677 00:34:53,588 --> 00:34:55,673 That's sort of what I want to talk about today. 678 00:34:55,757 --> 00:34:57,341 Well, earlier in the week, Finn, 679 00:34:57,425 --> 00:34:59,260 it seemed like you felt differently. 680 00:34:59,327 --> 00:35:02,646 Well, I used to think God was up there looking over me. 681 00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:04,682 Now, I'm not so sure. 682 00:35:09,971 --> 00:35:11,855 I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. 683 00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:15,492 It's so Christ-chic. 684 00:35:15,577 --> 00:35:17,695 I hope our genuflection to the great 685 00:35:17,779 --> 00:35:19,830 Spaghetti Monster in the sky don't take too long. 686 00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:21,949 My Sikh is coming again today at 2:00 687 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,001 to do more acupuncture on my dad. 688 00:35:24,085 --> 00:35:25,419 Is it working? 689 00:35:25,486 --> 00:35:26,870 Not yet. 690 00:35:26,955 --> 00:35:29,006 Nothing is. 691 00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:36,513 I have to go be with my choir. 692 00:35:37,933 --> 00:35:39,683 Wait, don't, don't... 693 00:35:42,137 --> 00:35:43,337 Hi, church. 694 00:35:43,388 --> 00:35:44,671 Hi. 695 00:35:44,723 --> 00:35:46,473 I have a favor to ask you guys. 696 00:35:46,524 --> 00:35:48,859 My friend Kurt Hummel's dad is in the hospital. 697 00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:51,111 And it's pretty bad. 698 00:35:51,179 --> 00:35:54,348 And I know we have all of our own worries and troubles, 699 00:35:54,399 --> 00:35:56,066 but if we could just put them aside 700 00:35:56,134 --> 00:35:58,535 and focus all of our prayers and give them to Burt Hummel, 701 00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,854 and to my friend Kurt. 702 00:36:00,905 --> 00:36:05,125 I know you don't believe in God, and you don't believe 703 00:36:05,193 --> 00:36:06,910 in the power of prayer, and that's okay. 704 00:36:06,995 --> 00:36:08,245 To each his own. 705 00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:11,298 But you've got to believe in something. 706 00:36:11,366 --> 00:36:14,168 Something more than you can touch, taste or see. 707 00:36:14,219 --> 00:36:16,670 'Cause life is too hard to go through it alone, 708 00:36:16,738 --> 00:36:18,339 without something to hold onto 709 00:36:18,406 --> 00:36:20,858 and without something that's sacred. 710 00:36:23,228 --> 00:36:25,512 Anyway, Kurt, this song is for you. 711 00:36:27,682 --> 00:36:31,885 ♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪ 712 00:36:31,936 --> 00:36:34,154 ♪ Give it up, why don't you? ♪ 713 00:36:34,222 --> 00:36:38,025 ♪ Whoa, whoa, yeah... ♪ ♪ Whoa, yeah... ♪ 714 00:36:38,076 --> 00:36:42,329 ♪ When you're down and out, ♪ 715 00:36:42,397 --> 00:36:46,834 ♪ when you're in the street, ♪ 716 00:36:48,453 --> 00:36:54,174 ♪ when evenin' falls so hard, ♪ 717 00:36:54,242 --> 00:36:59,179 ♪ I will comfort you. ♪ 718 00:36:59,247 --> 00:37:02,599 ♪ I'll take your part. ♪ 719 00:37:02,684 --> 00:37:03,967 ♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ 720 00:37:04,052 --> 00:37:06,270 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 721 00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:10,641 ♪ Oh, when darkness comes... ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 722 00:37:10,725 --> 00:37:14,094 ♪ And there's no one, ♪ 723 00:37:14,145 --> 00:37:18,065 ♪ no one you love around, ♪ 724 00:37:18,116 --> 00:37:24,872 ♪ just like a bridge over troubled waters, ♪ 725 00:37:24,939 --> 00:37:28,158 ♪ I will lay me down. ♪ 726 00:37:28,243 --> 00:37:29,827 ♪ Like a bridge... ♪ 727 00:37:29,911 --> 00:37:31,745 ♪ Like a bridge ♪ 728 00:37:31,796 --> 00:37:36,717 ♪ over troubled water, ♪ ♪ over troubled water... ♪ 729 00:37:36,784 --> 00:37:39,920 ♪ I will lay me down. ♪ 730 00:37:39,971 --> 00:37:41,788 ♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪ 731 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,723 ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪ 732 00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:44,391 ♪ Give it up. ♪ 733 00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:46,727 ♪ Give it up, yeah... ♪ ♪ Why don't you let it be? ♪ 734 00:37:46,794 --> 00:37:49,596 ♪ Let it, let it, let it, let it... ♪ 735 00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:53,851 ♪ Let it, let it, let it be, yeah... ♪ ♪ Still waters run deep, ♪ 736 00:37:53,935 --> 00:37:57,304 ♪ Hey, hey... ♪ ♪ yes, they do. ♪ 737 00:37:57,355 --> 00:38:01,575 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah... ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah... ♪ 738 00:38:01,642 --> 00:38:04,828 ♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪ ♪ Trouble... ♪ 739 00:38:04,913 --> 00:38:07,414 ♪ I'll be there when you need a friend. ♪ 740 00:38:07,482 --> 00:38:10,868 ♪ To lay me down. ♪ ♪ Why don't you, why don't you let it be? ♪ 741 00:38:10,952 --> 00:38:14,922 ♪ I'll be your bridge over troubled water. ♪ 742 00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:17,091 ♪ Hey, hey, yeah. ♪ ♪ Still waters run deep, ♪ 743 00:38:17,158 --> 00:38:19,376 ♪ yes, they do. ♪ 744 00:38:19,461 --> 00:38:21,495 ♪ Yes, they do. ♪ ♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪ 745 00:38:21,546 --> 00:38:26,683 ♪ Trouble the water. ♪ ♪ Water... ♪ 746 00:38:34,203 --> 00:38:35,537 - No. This one, baby. - Oh, this one. 747 00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:37,205 Yeah. 748 00:38:37,257 --> 00:38:38,724 Boom. Boom. I won! 749 00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,375 - Oh! - Sue, you're letting me win. 750 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,394 No, I swear it. I'm not! 751 00:38:42,478 --> 00:38:44,096 You're letting me win, Sue. 752 00:38:45,431 --> 00:38:47,332 You're letting me win. 753 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,903 Do you believe in God, Jeannie? 754 00:38:50,970 --> 00:38:53,054 Do you? 755 00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:55,390 No, I don't. 756 00:38:55,441 --> 00:38:56,525 Why not? 757 00:38:56,593 --> 00:38:58,610 Because when we were little girls, 758 00:38:58,695 --> 00:39:01,446 you were perfect in my eyes... 759 00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:06,051 And I watched the world be cruel to you, so... 760 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:08,153 God never makes mistakes. 761 00:39:09,622 --> 00:39:11,423 That's what I believe. 762 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,044 You want me to pray for you, Sue? 763 00:39:16,112 --> 00:39:18,747 Yeah. That would be nice. 764 00:39:23,686 --> 00:39:25,253 I win. 765 00:39:27,373 --> 00:39:29,358 I cheated. I can't do that. 766 00:39:29,425 --> 00:39:31,893 You never could dress yourself. 767 00:39:39,118 --> 00:39:41,653 Mercedes took me to church on Sunday. 768 00:39:43,489 --> 00:39:45,590 It's funny, but when the choir was singing, 769 00:39:45,658 --> 00:39:48,794 this memory flashed into my head. 770 00:39:48,861 --> 00:39:53,215 Do you remember our first Friday night dinner after Mom died? 771 00:39:53,282 --> 00:39:55,217 You tried to make a chicken. 772 00:39:55,284 --> 00:39:57,386 I guess you wanted me to feel 773 00:39:57,453 --> 00:39:59,221 like there was something still normal. 774 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:05,060 You put it on the table, 775 00:40:05,127 --> 00:40:10,182 and you cut into it, and it was raw. 776 00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:13,018 And we both looked at each other for a second, 777 00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:15,153 and cracked up before we remembered 778 00:40:15,221 --> 00:40:17,706 that we weren't supposed to yet. 779 00:40:22,078 --> 00:40:24,896 I'm sorry about the other day, Dad. 780 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,265 I should have let those guys pray for you. 781 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,751 It wasn't about me. 782 00:40:29,819 --> 00:40:33,705 It was about you, and... It was nice. 783 00:40:39,612 --> 00:40:41,496 I don't believe in God, Dad. 784 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,535 But I believe in you. 785 00:40:50,356 --> 00:40:52,190 And I believe in us. 786 00:40:54,694 --> 00:40:57,095 You and me... 787 00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:59,481 That's what's sacred to me. 788 00:41:02,518 --> 00:41:04,486 And I am... 789 00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:13,078 I'm so sorry that I never got to tell you that. 790 00:41:25,558 --> 00:41:27,392 Dad? 791 00:41:29,479 --> 00:41:31,229 Nurse Nancy! 792 00:41:33,349 --> 00:41:35,484 Dad, I'm right here. 793 00:41:35,551 --> 00:41:37,552 I'm not going anywhere. 794 00:41:41,641 --> 00:41:47,195 ♪ If God had a name what it would it be? ♪ 795 00:41:47,246 --> 00:41:50,749 ♪ And would you call it to His face ♪ 796 00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:56,571 ♪ if you were faced with Him in all His glory? ♪ 797 00:41:56,622 --> 00:42:04,245 ♪ What would you ask if you had just one question? ♪ 798 00:42:04,297 --> 00:42:09,134 ♪ And yeah, yeah, God is great. ♪ 799 00:42:09,218 --> 00:42:12,587 ♪ Yeah, yeah, ♪ 800 00:42:12,638 --> 00:42:14,689 ♪ God is good. ♪ 801 00:42:14,757 --> 00:42:17,275 ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪ 802 00:42:17,343 --> 00:42:20,479 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 803 00:42:20,563 --> 00:42:22,647 ♪ What if God was one of us? ♪ 804 00:42:22,732 --> 00:42:23,865 ♪ One of us? ♪ 805 00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:25,734 ♪ Was one of us? ♪ 806 00:42:25,785 --> 00:42:28,370 ♪ Oh, just a slob like one of us? ♪ 807 00:42:28,437 --> 00:42:30,989 ♪ Just a slob like one of us? ♪ 808 00:42:31,073 --> 00:42:34,442 ♪ Just a stranger on the bus ♪ 809 00:42:34,494 --> 00:42:36,578 ♪ trying to make His way home? ♪ 810 00:42:36,629 --> 00:42:39,614 ♪ Trying to make His way home? ♪ 811 00:42:39,665 --> 00:42:43,051 ♪ Just trying to make His way home. ♪ 812 00:42:43,118 --> 00:42:44,970 ♪ Trying to find His way home. ♪ 813 00:42:45,054 --> 00:42:48,557 ♪ Just trying to make His way home... ♪ 814 00:42:48,624 --> 00:42:52,811 The kids really wanted to do this song, Sue, so I let 'em. 815 00:42:52,879 --> 00:42:55,096 You gonna get me fired? 816 00:42:55,164 --> 00:42:58,500 Report me? 817 00:42:58,568 --> 00:43:00,068 No.