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So here's what
you missed on Glee:
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Artie made the football team,
which is crazy,
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and Finn's not the quarterback
anymore, this new kid Sam is.
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Can you believe it?
Kurt's dad
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and Finn's mom are dating,
and are really happy together,
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which makes Finn and Kurt
sort of like brothers.
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They sure yell at each other
like brothers.
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Why is it so hard
for you to understand?
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Sue has a sister, Jean,
who she doesn't yell at at all.
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I will always love you.
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Which sort of makes her the
only person Sue doesn't yell at.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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It all started a week ago.
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I was super hungry,
but my mom was gone,
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so I busted out
the George Foreman.
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It wasn't making the cool
grill marks it used to after
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I tried to use it
to dry my shoes,
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but when it comes
to grilled cheese,
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I'm not that fancy.
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And when I pulled
the sandwich out,
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I saw the face of God.
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Literally.
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I had made a Grilled Cheesus.
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I'm so hungry.
I'm not the most religious guy.
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I sort of worship Eric Clapton
and Ochocinco,
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but this was different, so,
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I decided to see what it felt
like to, you know, pray.
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Dear Grilled Cheesus...
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First of all,
you're super delicious.
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Please, Grilled Cheesus,
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please let us win
our first football game.
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It would mean so much to Artie,
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and I think you kind of
owe it to him.
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I mean, you did sort of
screw him in the leg department.
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And in return, Cheesy Lord,
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I'll make sure we honor you
this week in Glee Club.
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Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.
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Synced By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, that's my boy.
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You forgot your breakfast.
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Suzanne Somers says that
skipping breakfast is suicide.
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What is this?
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It's an egg white wrap
on a sprouted wheat tortilla,
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half a grapefruit
and a green drink.
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Where's my usual breakfast?
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A Coke and two Slim Jims?
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Yeah. Breakfast of champions.
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Dad, you are not a kid anymore.
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You have to start
taking care of yourself.
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Well, I guess with
enough hot sauce,
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this will be all right.
Thanks.
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Hey, don't forget,
Friday night dinner is 6:00
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instead of 7:00 this week.
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Carole and Finn are coming over,
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and she has to work
the night shift.
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I... I can't do this Friday.
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It's Sing-along Sound of Music
at the El Royale Theater.
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It's a once-a-year event.
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And last week,
you had to camp out early
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so you could be first in line
for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs.
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Season six, Dad.
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Okay, those Friday night
dinners are a ritual
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in our family...
One your mom started.
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I know, but I'm a teenager.
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Friday nights
are kind of important to me.
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Why are you making me
feel guilty about this?
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I, of all people,
know how important
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the relationship is
between you and Carole.
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Those dinners are more
than important.
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They're sacred.
Okay, the whole point
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of having something sacred is
that it takes precedence
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over anything else
you got going on.
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Sing-along Sound of Music
is sacred to me.
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What? You think
I don't know that?
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Okay, wasn't I the one
who bought you
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that Maria bonnet
when you were six?
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Okay, the point is,
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if you start giving up stuff
like Friday night dinners,
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then you got nothing
to hold onto.
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Okay, let's face it, Kurt.
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If we don't schedule it,
then we don't hang out.
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If we don't hang out,
then our lives...
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They just go right by
each other.
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And we don't share very much.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not missing
something that I look forward to
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all year just for
another dinner.
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Maybe we could do it
Thursday or something.
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I got to tell you, Kurt.
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I'm real disappointed in you.
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Mr. Shue?
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I have something to say.
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Something happened to me,
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and I can't really get into it,
but it's shaken me to my core.
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Oh, my God, he's coming out.
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Why, yes,
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there is a man who's sort of
recently come into my life, and
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that man is Jesus Christ.
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That's way worse.
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And I know there's others
in here who dig him, too.
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And so I thought,
maybe this week,
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we could pay tribute
to him in music.
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You know,
pay tribute to Jesus.
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Sorry, uh,
but if I wanted to sing
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about Jesus, I'd go to church.
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And the reason I don't go
to church is because
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most churches don't think
very much of gay people.
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Or women.
Or science.
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I don't see anything wrong
with getting a little church
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- up in here.
- I agree.
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I've had a really hard year,
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and I turned to God
a lot for help.
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I, for one, wouldn't mind
saying thanks.
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Thanks for what? That it
didn't come out a lizard baby?
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Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.
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Well, guys,
maybe our song selections
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don't have to be about Jesus.
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We could do songs
about spirituality.
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You got a problem with Jesus?
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Oh, I got no problem
with the guy.
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I'm a total Jew for Jesus.
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He's my number one Heb.
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What I don't like seeing
is people using J-money
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to cramp everybody
else's style, 'cause it seems
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to me that true spirituality
or whatever you want to call it
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is about enjoying the life
that you've been given.
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I mean, I see God every time
I make out with a new chick.
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Okay, okay,
that doesn't make
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any sense.
In fact, it's stupid.
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Are you calling
Mr. Billy Joel stupid?
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At this time, I'd like
to continue my streak
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of doing only songs
by Jewish artists.
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Hit it.
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♪ Come out, Virginia,
don't let me wait. ♪
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♪ You Catholic girls
start much too late. ♪
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♪ Oh, but sooner or later,
it comes down to fate. ♪
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♪ I might as well be the one. ♪
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♪ Well, they showed you
a statue, told you to pray. ♪
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♪ They built you a temple
and locked you away. ♪
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♪ Oh, but they never told you
the price that you'd pay ♪
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♪ for things
that you might have done. ♪
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♪ Only the good die young! ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa,
whoa, oh... ♪
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♪ You got a nice white dress and
a party on your confirmation. ♪
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♪ You got a brand-new soul. ♪
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♪ Mmm, and a cross of gold. ♪
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♪ Come out, come out,
come out... ♪
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♪ Virginia, don't let me wait. ♪
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♪ You Catholic girls
start much too late. ♪
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♪ But sooner or later,
it comes down to fate. ♪
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♪ I might as well
be the one. ♪
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♪ You know that
only the good die young. ♪
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♪ Tell ya, baby. ♪
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Oh!
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Well, according to this,
I've still got two left,
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but let me check,
'cause I don't trust the guy
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who does my inventory.
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- Who's that?
- Me.
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Oh. Oh, geez.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, you okay, man?
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Yeah, just a little
indigestion, you know.
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Don't buy salami at the gas station.
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Kurt?
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Can we talk to you outside?
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Where is he?
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Is he dead?
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No, he's alive, but I'm sorry
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I don't have
any other good news.
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- I want to see him.
- He hasn't regained consciousness.
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I thought he had a heart attack.
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Brought on by an arrhythmia,
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which caused a lack
of blood to his brain.
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That's what made him
lose consciousness
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and what's keeping him comatose.
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We have him on lidocaine,
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but there's no guarantees
they're going to work
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or what kind of damage was done
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to his brain
by the lack of oxygen.
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I don't understand
what you're saying.
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When is he going
to wake up?
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I don't know.
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Okay, just... Just...
Just take us to him now, please.
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I need a minute.
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I don't think you
should be alone, Kurt.
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Please just give me a moment
alone with my father.
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We'll be right outside.
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Dad?
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Can you hear me?
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If you can hear me,
squeeze my hand.
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I'm holding yours right now.
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Just squeeze back.
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Come on, Dad.
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Just squeeze my hand.
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What up, Grilled Cheesus?
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I need to ask you
for something.
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I didn't go to Sunday school
so I don't know
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if God works the same as a genie
and I only get three wishes,
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but here's the thing.
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Dating Rachel is great,
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but she's kind of a prude,
and I'm sort of going crazy.
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Anyway, her boobs
aren't that great,
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but they're still girl boobs,
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and I'd really like
to touch them.
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So, Cheesus,
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considering
that I've dedicated a week
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of my musical life to you,
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I hope you can see it
in your heart
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to answer my prayers.
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Amen.
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Hey, Kurt.
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We're really sorry
about your dad's heart attack.
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Thanks, Santana.
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I did a book report
on heart attacks,
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if you want to give it
to the doctor.
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I got knocked down
an entire letter grade
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'cause it was written
in crayon.
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What the hell happened?
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- My dad's in the hospital.
- I know.
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My mom just called me.
I feel like I'm the last one to know!
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Well, I'm sorry, Finn.
It didn't occur to me
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to call you, because
he's not your father.
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Yeah, well, he's the closest
I'm ever going to get, okay?
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I know it may not look like
what everybody else has,
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but I thought we were...
sort of a family.
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Look, I... I guess I just...
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I didn't like overhearing
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other people talking about it
in gym class.
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Hey, guys.
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Our thoughts are all
with Kurt, and, uh,
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I know it's sort of hard to
really focus on anything else...
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Mr. Shue.
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Yeah.
I've been struggling, trying
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to figure out what I wanted
to say to Kurt all day,
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and I realized I don't want to
say it, I want to sing it.
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This song is about
being in a very dark place,
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and turning to God.
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It's a spiritual song,
Mr. Shue.
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- Is that okay?
- It's fine.
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Tina, Quinn, can you
help me out, please?
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♪ As I lay me down, ♪
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♪ Heaven, hear me now. ♪
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♪ I'm lost without a cause ♪
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♪ after giving it my all. ♪
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♪ Winter storms have come ♪
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♪ and darkened my sun. ♪
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♪ After all that
I've been through, ♪
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♪ who on earth can I turn to? ♪
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♪ I look to you. ♪
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♪ I look to you. ♪
251
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♪ After all
my strength is gone, ♪
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♪ in you I can be strong. ♪
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♪ I look to you. ♪
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♪ I look to you, oh... ♪
255
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♪ And when melodies are gone... ♪
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♪ Yeah... ♪
♪ Melodies are gone... ♪
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♪ in you I hear a song. ♪
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♪ I look to you... ♪
259
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♪ Ooh... ♪
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♪ I look ♪
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♪ to you... ♪
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Thank you, Mercedes.
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Your voice is stunning, but...
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I don't believe in God.
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Wait, what?
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You've all professed
your beliefs.
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I'm just stating mine.
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I think God is kind of like
Santa Claus for adults.
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Otherwise, God's kind of a jerk,
isn't he?
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I mean, he makes me gay and then
has his followers going around
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telling me it's
something that I chose.
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As if someone would
choose to be mocked
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every single day of their life.
274
00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:11,471
And right now
I don't want a heavenly father.
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I want my real one back.
276
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But Kurt, how
do you know for sure?
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I mean, you can't prove
that there's no God.
278
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You can't prove that there
isn't a magic teapot
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floating around
on the dark side of the moon
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with a dwarf inside of it
281
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that reads romance novels
and shoots lightning
282
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out of its boobs, but it seems
pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
283
00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:31,041
Is God an evil dwarf?
284
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We shouldn't be
talking like this.
285
00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:33,994
It's not right.
286
00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:36,196
I'm sorry, Quinn.
287
00:13:36,247 --> 00:13:38,999
But you all can believe
whatever you want to.
288
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:41,184
But I can't believe
something I don't.
289
00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:43,470
I appreciate your thoughts...
290
00:13:43,537 --> 00:13:46,372
But I don't want your prayers.
291
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,510
How did you even
find out about the lesson?
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00:13:50,578 --> 00:13:52,562
I have cameras
everywhere, William.
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I'm giving a lesson on spirituality.
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I don't understand
what the big deal is.
295
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Well, the big deal is
that this is a public school,
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and there's this little thing
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called separation
of church and state,
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which happens to be the pillar
of a functioning civil society.
299
00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:04,908
But Sue,
children should be
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00:14:04,992 --> 00:14:07,494
allowed to profess
whatever faith they choose.
301
00:14:07,561 --> 00:14:10,163
At the BET Awards,
but not in a public school.
302
00:14:10,231 --> 00:14:11,581
Sue, I'm trying
to help these kids.
303
00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,700
Kurt is struggling with
some really tough issues.
304
00:14:13,768 --> 00:14:16,453
Well, William, if your kids want
to praise Jesus in class,
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00:14:16,537 --> 00:14:19,405
I suggest they enroll at Sweet
Holy Mother of God Academy
306
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:20,457
on I Love Jesus Street,
307
00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:21,708
but not here.
308
00:14:21,776 --> 00:14:23,409
This country is
not a monarchy, William.
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00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:24,761
Trust me, I've tried.
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00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:27,464
And as much as I enjoy
giving impromptu civics lessons,
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I got work to do.
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00:14:35,506 --> 00:14:37,757
Finn, please... sit.
313
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,898
You're upset about
Kurt's dad, too?
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00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:46,600
Yes.
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00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,019
But more importantly,
let's discuss
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00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,638
your newfound love for Jesus
and how it's affecting me.
317
00:14:51,706 --> 00:14:56,009
I want this relationship
to go the distance,
318
00:14:56,077 --> 00:14:58,662
but I need to know that
when I'm 25 and I've won
319
00:14:58,729 --> 00:15:00,046
a bunch of Tonys,
and I'm ready
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00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:01,848
to have intercourse and babies,
that those babies will
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00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:03,616
- be raised in a certain way.
- You don't think
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00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,018
you're gonna have sex
till you're 25?
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00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:07,120
I want my children to be raised
in the Jewish faith.
324
00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:08,839
Both of my dads' peoples
were slaves once.
325
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:11,558
I need to know that my children
will be free to worship
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in the way that
I decide is right.
327
00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:15,595
Sure.
Of course.
328
00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:17,948
Yeah, they should totally
go to Jew church and...
329
00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:19,549
And wear those hats and...
330
00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:21,835
And eat that salty orange
stuff with their bagels.
331
00:15:28,142 --> 00:15:30,243
Let's lay down on the bed.
332
00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:31,361
Okay.
333
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,834
Finn...
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00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:39,703
I'd like to give you something
335
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:42,422
in exchange
for what you gave me.
336
00:15:58,022 --> 00:16:00,223
Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.
337
00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:02,776
I need to know what's going on
with that Glee Club.
338
00:16:02,843 --> 00:16:04,510
Brittany, Jugs the Clown, go.
339
00:16:04,562 --> 00:16:06,012
Mostly just everyone's
really sad
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00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,148
for Kurt, and no one
really knows how to help.
341
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,983
I made him a card
that said "Heart attacks
342
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,384
are just from
loving too much."
343
00:16:11,452 --> 00:16:14,704
- Schuester's still pushing the Lil' Jeezy?
- I guess so.
344
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:17,324
Although I don't really see
what the big deal is.
345
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,875
But Kurt's
definitely not into it.
346
00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,378
How's your father?
347
00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:24,798
They say his condition
is critical but stable.
348
00:16:24,865 --> 00:16:26,049
Good news, I guess.
349
00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,667
I'm sorry for what you're
going through, Lady.
350
00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:29,269
I wouldn't wish it
on my worst enemy.
351
00:16:29,337 --> 00:16:31,755
And I guess I don't have to...
I think Mary Lou Retton's,
352
00:16:31,839 --> 00:16:33,390
like, an orphan or something.
353
00:16:33,474 --> 00:16:36,593
I don't like what Schuester's
doing in that classroom
354
00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:37,844
even more than usual.
355
00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:39,879
But I can't go
to the school board
356
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,665
without an official complaint
from a student.
357
00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:45,435
So you want me
to be your scapegoat?
358
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,754
No.
359
00:16:47,821 --> 00:16:49,506
You don't understand.
360
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:53,210
I know at times I mess around
with you guys for fun.
361
00:16:53,294 --> 00:16:54,994
I admit it...
It aids digestion.
362
00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:57,997
But I'm not joking here.
363
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:03,019
I want to be your champion.
364
00:17:06,132 --> 00:17:07,870
What is wrong with you?
365
00:17:07,881 --> 00:17:09,525
I'm sorry, Madame Secretary,
366
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,177
I'm gonna have to call you back.
367
00:17:11,244 --> 00:17:12,545
Love to Bill.
368
00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:16,432
There is a boy in that Glee Club
that might lose his father.
369
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,417
How could you get in the way
when the only thing
370
00:17:18,468 --> 00:17:20,720
anybody is trying to do
is give that poor child
371
00:17:20,771 --> 00:17:22,087
just a little bit of comfort?
372
00:17:22,139 --> 00:17:24,607
What happened to you, Sue?
373
00:17:24,691 --> 00:17:26,275
Please tell me
what horrible, horrible thing
374
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,561
happened to you that made you
such a miserable tyrant?
375
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:29,812
Have a seat.
376
00:17:31,231 --> 00:17:36,652
Since I was a little girl,
I've had exactly one hero.
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00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:38,321
My big sister.
378
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,406
You know how much
I worshipped her?
379
00:17:40,457 --> 00:17:44,210
She was the sun
and the moon to me.
380
00:17:44,277 --> 00:17:46,712
And while I was
still very young,
381
00:17:46,780 --> 00:17:49,582
I noticed that other people
didn't feel the way I did.
382
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,417
People were rude to her.
383
00:17:51,468 --> 00:17:53,502
They were cruel.
384
00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:55,388
They laughed at her.
385
00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:57,640
And so I began to pray.
386
00:17:57,724 --> 00:17:59,992
I prayed every night
for her to get better.
387
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,211
And nothing changed.
388
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,815
So I prayed harder.
389
00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:13,305
And after a while I realized it wasn't
that I wasn't praying hard enough...
390
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:15,191
It's that no one was listening.
391
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:21,364
Asking someone to believe
in a fantasy...
392
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,817
however comforting,
isn't a moral thing to do.
393
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,335
It's cruel.
394
00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:29,622
Don't you think that's
just a little bit arrogant?
395
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,924
It's as arrogant as telling
someone how to believe in God,
396
00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:34,593
and if they don't accept it,
no matter how open-hearted
397
00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:38,447
or honest their dissent,
they're going to hell.
398
00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:40,516
Well, that doesn't sound
very Christian, does it?
399
00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:42,935
Well, if that's what
you believe, that's fine.
400
00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:44,687
But please keep it to yourself.
401
00:18:44,771 --> 00:18:46,772
So long as you do the same.
402
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,358
That kid could lose
his father at any moment.
403
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:51,377
You should start
preparing him for that.
404
00:18:51,445 --> 00:18:53,345
Now get the hell
out of my office.
405
00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:55,564
I realize you're only
half orangutan,
406
00:18:55,649 --> 00:18:59,402
but I'm still very allergic
to your lustrous ginger mane.
407
00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:05,291
Last week we were too sexy,
this week we're too religious...
408
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:07,376
- We can't win.
- Now I know what Miley feels like.
409
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:09,027
The real tragedy here
is that I found
410
00:19:09,079 --> 00:19:10,913
the most perfect spiritual song
to sing this week,
411
00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:13,215
and now it's been torn away
from me like Sophie's daughter.
412
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:15,418
Guys, you can still sing
whatever songs you like
413
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,670
that sum up your feelings
about God, about spirit.
414
00:19:17,737 --> 00:19:19,138
You just can't do
it on school time.
415
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:20,589
I hope you're happy, Kurt.
416
00:19:20,674 --> 00:19:22,391
Having the week of
my life, actually.
417
00:19:22,476 --> 00:19:25,227
Guys...
Back off Kurt, okay?
418
00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:27,346
He had every right
to speak his mind.
419
00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,482
Look, Kurt, we're sympathetic
to what you're going through,
420
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:32,184
but siding with Miss Sylvester
isn't gonna do anyone any good.
421
00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:33,369
It's doing me
some good.
422
00:19:33,453 --> 00:19:34,987
Now I don't have
to sit around
423
00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:36,656
listening to all
you mental patients
424
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:40,743
talk about how's there's a God
when I know there isn't one.
425
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:45,414
Cheesus, I don't need
to tell you how much you rule.
426
00:19:45,499 --> 00:19:47,700
You've given me everything
I've prayed for,
427
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,253
and it turns out Rachel's boobs
are really awesome.
428
00:19:50,337 --> 00:19:53,139
Anyway, I need another favor,
so, Cheesus...
429
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,675
I pray that I'm
made quarterback again.
430
00:19:55,742 --> 00:19:58,094
Sam's a good dude...
I just think that I can deliver
431
00:19:58,161 --> 00:19:59,662
your message to the world
more powerfully
432
00:19:59,746 --> 00:20:01,797
if I'm the most popular guy
in the school again.
433
00:20:01,865 --> 00:20:02,982
What are you doing?
434
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,116
Nothing.
Eating.
435
00:20:05,752 --> 00:20:09,121
So I pray before I eat now...
What's the big deal?
436
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:10,840
You're not gonna tell anybody
about this, are you?
437
00:20:10,924 --> 00:20:12,491
No.
It's cool.
438
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,926
To tell you the truth,
439
00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,512
I actually went to temple
with my Nana yesterday.
440
00:20:16,596 --> 00:20:19,949
I know it makes me a wuss,
but I'm bummed about Kurt's dad.
441
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:21,717
I've kind of been
praying for him.
442
00:20:21,802 --> 00:20:23,135
I know how hard it is
443
00:20:23,186 --> 00:20:26,005
not to have a
father, you know?
444
00:20:26,056 --> 00:20:27,440
What do you pray for?
445
00:20:27,907 --> 00:20:29,224
Yeah.
Same stuff.
446
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:31,710
You burned your grilled cheese.
447
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:40,569
- Why are we in the park?
- 'Cause I don't
448
00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,738
want anything coming
between us and God.
449
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,073
And because Yentl
was outside when
450
00:20:44,157 --> 00:20:45,824
she sang this
song in the movie.
451
00:20:45,892 --> 00:20:49,445
I just hope that God hears this song
as a prayer for Burt Hummel
452
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:52,197
and decides to bring
him back to us.
453
00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:05,461
♪ God... ♪
454
00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:08,714
Our Heavenly Father.
455
00:21:08,765 --> 00:21:17,372
♪ Oh, God... ♪
456
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,944
And my father,
who is also in Heaven.
457
00:21:22,028 --> 00:21:24,880
♪ May the light... ♪
458
00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:28,000
Of this flickering candle...
459
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:30,402
♪ Illuminate the night ♪
460
00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:33,288
♪ the way your spirit
illuminates ♪
461
00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:42,965
♪ my soul... ♪
462
00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,835
♪ Papa, ♪
463
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,088
♪ can you hear me? ♪
464
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:51,957
♪ Papa, ♪
465
00:21:52,025 --> 00:21:56,127
♪ can you see me? ♪
466
00:21:56,179 --> 00:21:58,730
♪ Papa, can you hear me ♪
467
00:21:58,798 --> 00:22:03,519
♪ in the night? ♪
468
00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:06,688
♪ Papa, are you near me? ♪
469
00:22:06,773 --> 00:22:09,024
♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪
470
00:22:09,108 --> 00:22:14,696
♪ Papa, can you help me
not be frightened? ♪
471
00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:19,368
♪ Looking at the skies,
I seem to see a million eyes. ♪
472
00:22:19,452 --> 00:22:24,122
♪ Which ones are yours? ♪
473
00:22:24,174 --> 00:22:27,960
♪ Where are you now that
yesterday has come and gone ♪
474
00:22:28,011 --> 00:22:31,630
♪ and closed its doors? ♪
475
00:22:31,681 --> 00:22:35,500
♪ The night is so much darker, ♪
476
00:22:35,552 --> 00:22:38,720
♪ The wind is so much colder, ♪
477
00:22:38,805 --> 00:22:41,607
♪ The world I see is
so much bigger, ♪
478
00:22:41,674 --> 00:22:45,644
♪ now that I'm alone ♪
479
00:22:47,346 --> 00:22:52,234
♪ Papa, please forgive me,
try to understand me. ♪
480
00:22:52,318 --> 00:22:57,206
♪ Papa, don't you know
I had no choice? ♪
481
00:22:57,290 --> 00:23:02,027
♪ Can you hear me praying,
anything I'm saying? ♪
482
00:23:02,078 --> 00:23:03,745
♪ Even though the night ♪
483
00:23:03,830 --> 00:23:07,699
♪ is filled with voices, ♪
484
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:11,053
♪ I remember everything
you taught me, ♪
485
00:23:11,137 --> 00:23:18,710
♪ every book I've ever read... ♪
486
00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:21,046
♪ Can all the words
in all the books ♪
487
00:23:21,097 --> 00:23:25,317
♪ help me to face
what lies ahead? ♪
488
00:23:25,384 --> 00:23:28,904
♪ The trees are so much taller ♪
489
00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:32,574
♪ and I feel so much smaller. ♪
490
00:23:32,659 --> 00:23:35,410
♪ The moon is twice as lonely ♪
491
00:23:35,495 --> 00:23:36,929
♪ and the stars are ♪
492
00:23:36,996 --> 00:23:40,616
♪ half as bright. ♪
493
00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:47,122
♪ Papa, how I Iove you. ♪
494
00:23:47,206 --> 00:23:51,543
♪ Papa, how I need you. ♪
495
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:57,415
♪ Papa, how I miss you ♪
496
00:23:57,467 --> 00:24:03,588
♪ kissing me ♪
497
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:15,651
♪ good night... ♪
498
00:24:19,205 --> 00:24:21,156
Who's next?
499
00:24:21,224 --> 00:24:23,508
What's going on in here?
500
00:24:23,576 --> 00:24:25,877
We... We were just
praying for your dad.
501
00:24:25,945 --> 00:24:28,113
Rachel, Quinn,
and I are taking turns.
502
00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:30,032
We're from different
denominations and religions,
503
00:24:30,099 --> 00:24:31,917
so we figured one of us
is bound to be right.
504
00:24:31,985 --> 00:24:34,202
I didn't ask you to do this.
505
00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:36,655
Honey, I know you're upset about
what's happening, I get it,
506
00:24:36,723 --> 00:24:39,574
but friends help out,
even when you don't ask.
507
00:24:39,642 --> 00:24:41,877
Mr. Kurt Hummel?
508
00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:43,812
Dude, why didn't you just tell
us you wanted to pray in Muslim?
509
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,581
I'm not Muslim, I'm a Sikh.
510
00:24:46,649 --> 00:24:48,567
She's going to see
if acupuncture will improve
511
00:24:48,634 --> 00:24:51,403
the circulation
to my dad's brain.
512
00:24:51,470 --> 00:24:55,357
Amazingly, needles pierce
the skin better than psalms.
513
00:24:55,441 --> 00:24:56,992
Can you all please leave now?
514
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,531
We just wanted
to do something.
515
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,825
Red 42 on three.
516
00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:18,759
Break.
517
00:25:18,827 --> 00:25:21,662
Wait.
518
00:25:21,713 --> 00:25:23,547
That cornerback's been cheating
right all night.
519
00:25:23,632 --> 00:25:24,832
We should naked bootleg left.
520
00:25:24,883 --> 00:25:26,133
That ogre linebacker's
on the left.
521
00:25:26,184 --> 00:25:27,351
He's been killing me all game.
522
00:25:27,436 --> 00:25:28,886
Dude, trust me, I'm the only guy
523
00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:30,688
who's ever actually won
a game on this field.
524
00:25:32,057 --> 00:25:37,010
Okay, naked bootleg left,
I keep on three.
525
00:25:37,062 --> 00:25:38,178
- All right, you ready?
- Break.
526
00:25:39,981 --> 00:25:41,816
That's not what I called.
527
00:25:43,485 --> 00:25:44,952
Yah! Hike!
528
00:25:56,965 --> 00:25:58,365
- Is he okay?
- His shoulder's dislocated.
529
00:25:58,417 --> 00:25:59,533
This is what happens
530
00:25:59,584 --> 00:26:01,385
when you change my plays
in the huddle.
531
00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:03,337
I don't understand,
that guy came out of nowhere.
532
00:26:03,405 --> 00:26:05,356
I know, that kid's been
cheating right all night.
533
00:26:05,424 --> 00:26:06,557
No reason for
him to be there.
534
00:26:06,641 --> 00:26:08,041
It's just bad luck.
535
00:26:08,093 --> 00:26:10,928
- We need to get him to the E.R.
- Okay, let's go.
536
00:26:11,012 --> 00:26:12,713
It's in your
hands now, Lurch.
537
00:26:12,764 --> 00:26:14,715
Congratulations,
you're the quarterback again.
538
00:26:21,556 --> 00:26:22,857
I know things have been
pretty morose
539
00:26:22,908 --> 00:26:24,325
around here this past week,
540
00:26:24,392 --> 00:26:25,893
but I want to celebrate
some good news
541
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:27,328
for our little family.
542
00:26:27,395 --> 00:26:28,696
Let's hear it for Finn
on getting back
543
00:26:28,747 --> 00:26:30,147
his quarterback job
544
00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:31,699
and leading the Titans to a win
545
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:33,084
in their second game
of the season.
546
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:37,037
Yeah, too bad that Sam kid
had to have his arm
547
00:26:37,089 --> 00:26:39,206
basically ripped off for it
to happen, but it's good
548
00:26:39,274 --> 00:26:40,341
to have you back
in the saddle, brother.
549
00:26:42,961 --> 00:26:46,213
- Mr. Shue, if I may?
- Yeah.
550
00:26:46,264 --> 00:26:49,884
Um, I wanted to thank everyone
for your kind e-mails
551
00:26:49,935 --> 00:26:52,019
and queries
about my dad,
552
00:26:52,086 --> 00:26:55,673
but for your information,
his condition remains the same.
553
00:26:57,592 --> 00:27:00,895
I need to express myself,
so with your permission,
554
00:27:00,946 --> 00:27:03,697
Mr. Shue, I've prepared
a number for the occasion.
555
00:27:03,765 --> 00:27:05,766
Of course, Kurt.
556
00:27:05,817 --> 00:27:08,369
On the day of my mom's funeral,
557
00:27:08,436 --> 00:27:13,357
when they were lowering her body
into the ground, I was crying.
558
00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:15,376
I mean, that was it.
559
00:27:15,443 --> 00:27:18,462
It was the last time
I was ever going to see her,
560
00:27:18,547 --> 00:27:20,381
and I remember
I looked up at my dad
561
00:27:20,448 --> 00:27:24,001
and I... I just wanted him
to say something,
562
00:27:24,085 --> 00:27:29,056
just something to make me feel
like my whole world wasn't over,
563
00:27:29,124 --> 00:27:32,593
and he just took my hand
and squeezed it.
564
00:27:34,596 --> 00:27:37,131
And just knowing
that those hands were there
565
00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:41,535
to take care of me...
That was enough.
566
00:27:41,603 --> 00:27:43,687
This is for my dad.
567
00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:47,741
♪ Yeah, I'll ♪
568
00:27:47,809 --> 00:27:52,246
♪ tell you something. ♪
569
00:27:52,313 --> 00:27:57,868
♪ I think you'll understand ♪
570
00:27:57,953 --> 00:28:05,042
♪ when I say that something. ♪
571
00:28:05,126 --> 00:28:11,549
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
572
00:28:11,633 --> 00:28:18,171
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
573
00:28:18,223 --> 00:28:23,110
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
574
00:28:23,177 --> 00:28:30,734
♪ Oh, please, say to me ♪
575
00:28:30,819 --> 00:28:35,355
♪ you'll let me be your man. ♪
576
00:28:35,407 --> 00:28:41,779
♪ And please say to me ♪
577
00:28:43,215 --> 00:28:49,220
♪ you'll let me hold your hand. ♪
578
00:28:49,304 --> 00:28:55,208
♪ Now let me hold your hand. ♪
579
00:28:55,260 --> 00:29:00,598
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
580
00:29:01,883 --> 00:29:05,886
♪ And when I touch you ♪
581
00:29:05,937 --> 00:29:12,409
♪ I feel happy inside. ♪
582
00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:21,585
♪ It's such a feeling that my love ♪
583
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:24,622
♪ I can't hide. ♪
584
00:29:24,706 --> 00:29:26,690
♪ I can't hide. ♪
585
00:29:26,775 --> 00:29:34,114
♪ I can't hide... ♪
586
00:29:34,182 --> 00:29:40,204
♪ Yeah, you got that something. ♪
587
00:29:41,623 --> 00:29:47,494
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
588
00:29:47,545 --> 00:29:53,533
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
589
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:59,757
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
590
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:08,065
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
591
00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:17,074
Kurt, can I talk
to you for a second?
592
00:30:21,262 --> 00:30:23,764
I know you're going through a
really scary time right now,
593
00:30:23,832 --> 00:30:27,584
but I feel like I don't know
how to be around you anymore,
594
00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:31,005
and I know you're not really
spiritual or whatever,
595
00:30:31,072 --> 00:30:33,307
but I feel like you're
closing yourself to a world
596
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:34,875
of experiences that
might surprise you.
597
00:30:37,062 --> 00:30:39,847
You're right.
598
00:30:39,898 --> 00:30:40,931
I'm sorry.
599
00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:44,051
I shouldn't be pushing
my friends away,
600
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:47,220
especially friends
as fabulous as you.
601
00:30:48,406 --> 00:30:51,975
Do me a favor...
One thing.
602
00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:54,311
Come to church with
me this Sunday.
603
00:30:54,379 --> 00:30:55,546
Our church does
this thing
604
00:30:55,613 --> 00:30:57,614
where we dedicate the
service to someone,
605
00:30:57,699 --> 00:31:01,151
and I got them to dedicate
this Sunday to your dad.
606
00:31:01,219 --> 00:31:04,571
- I don't know.
- You get to wear a fabulous hat.
607
00:31:07,792 --> 00:31:10,961
Mercedes, you had me
at "fabulous hat."
608
00:31:12,047 --> 00:31:13,297
Come on, let's go to class.
609
00:31:18,056 --> 00:31:20,307
I have to confess something.
610
00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:22,276
I'm the reason Sam got hurt.
611
00:31:22,344 --> 00:31:24,061
I asked for three
things to happen:
612
00:31:24,129 --> 00:31:26,530
One, for us to win our
first football game,
613
00:31:26,615 --> 00:31:28,649
two, to get to second base
with Rachel, and three,
614
00:31:28,700 --> 00:31:30,701
to be the quarterback on
the football team again.
615
00:31:30,786 --> 00:31:32,920
All those three things happened
because I prayed for them
616
00:31:32,987 --> 00:31:34,839
to Grilled Cheesus.
617
00:31:36,008 --> 00:31:38,409
Okay.
618
00:31:38,477 --> 00:31:41,262
- Where to start?
- No, no, I know it sounds crazy, but it isn't.
619
00:31:41,329 --> 00:31:42,880
Jesus appeared to
me on a sandwich
620
00:31:42,964 --> 00:31:44,882
and it has special powers,
I'm telling you,
621
00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:46,550
but I didn't mean for
anybody to get hurt.
622
00:31:46,635 --> 00:31:48,602
Okay, let's just...
Let's take a second.
623
00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:50,388
Okay?
Um...
624
00:31:50,472 --> 00:31:53,941
Look, first, you won
the football game
625
00:31:54,009 --> 00:31:55,226
because you actually
have a coach
626
00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:56,727
who spends the game
watching the plays
627
00:31:56,812 --> 00:31:58,062
rather than biting
his toenails.
628
00:31:58,146 --> 00:32:02,233
And God didn't let you
touch Rachel's boobs.
629
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,701
Rachel did.
630
00:32:03,785 --> 00:32:06,120
Just the sides of them,
but wait, why would she do that?
631
00:32:06,187 --> 00:32:08,489
Well, what were you doing right
before you were touching them?
632
00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:10,858
- What?
- I remember yawning.
633
00:32:10,926 --> 00:32:13,360
Right, 'cause we were talking
about emotional stuff.
634
00:32:13,412 --> 00:32:15,629
Oh, yes, well,
there you go, that's it.
635
00:32:15,697 --> 00:32:17,030
Girls like that.
636
00:32:17,082 --> 00:32:19,700
She felt close to you,
thus the inappropriate touching.
637
00:32:19,751 --> 00:32:23,704
Uh, more importantly,
you didn't hurt Sam.
638
00:32:23,755 --> 00:32:26,107
It was a 300-pound left tackle
who just got expelled
639
00:32:26,158 --> 00:32:29,944
because he's on steroids
and he's 23.
640
00:32:29,995 --> 00:32:33,464
God works in all kinds
of mysterious ways,
641
00:32:33,532 --> 00:32:36,250
but I'm pretty sure
he doesn't spend a lot of time
642
00:32:36,317 --> 00:32:39,987
trying to speak to us
through sandwiches.
643
00:32:41,106 --> 00:32:43,257
You look disappointed.
644
00:32:43,325 --> 00:32:45,376
I am.
645
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:46,660
It was sort of cool
646
00:32:46,728 --> 00:32:50,047
feeling like I had this
direct line to God.
647
00:32:50,132 --> 00:32:53,786
Now I just feel like
everybody else,
648
00:32:53,798 --> 00:32:58,005
you know, like we're all just
floating around in space.
649
00:32:58,056 --> 00:32:59,023
I don't like that.
650
00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:00,441
You're not alone.
651
00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:03,394
The big questions are
really big for a reason...
652
00:33:03,478 --> 00:33:05,546
They're hard.
653
00:33:05,614 --> 00:33:06,680
But you know what?
654
00:33:06,748 --> 00:33:09,266
Absolutely everybody
struggles with them.
655
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:19,994
♪ Oh... ♪
656
00:33:20,045 --> 00:33:24,415
♪ Life is bigger. ♪
657
00:33:24,499 --> 00:33:29,369
♪ It's bigger than you
and you are not me. ♪
658
00:33:29,421 --> 00:33:33,424
♪ The lengths
that I will go to. ♪
659
00:33:33,508 --> 00:33:38,545
♪ The distance in your eyes. ♪
660
00:33:38,597 --> 00:33:41,098
♪ I've said enough. ♪
661
00:33:41,183 --> 00:33:45,903
♪ That's me in the corner. ♪
662
00:33:45,987 --> 00:33:49,323
♪ That's me in the spotlight ♪
663
00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:53,227
♪ losing my religion. ♪
664
00:33:53,278 --> 00:33:58,282
♪ Trying to keep up with you ♪
665
00:33:58,366 --> 00:34:02,920
♪ and I don't know
if I can do it. ♪
666
00:34:03,004 --> 00:34:08,092
♪ Oh, no, I've said too much. ♪
667
00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:12,246
♪ I haven't said enough. ♪
668
00:34:12,297 --> 00:34:15,299
♪ I thought
that I heard you laughing. ♪
669
00:34:15,383 --> 00:34:20,471
♪ I thought
that I heard you sing. ♪
670
00:34:20,555 --> 00:34:27,144
♪ I think I thought I saw you try. ♪
671
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:32,432
♪ But that was just a dream. ♪
672
00:34:32,484 --> 00:34:35,986
♪ Just a dream,
just a dream. ♪
673
00:34:36,071 --> 00:34:37,204
♪ Dream. ♪
674
00:34:46,414 --> 00:34:48,132
I thought we couldn't
sing songs about religion.
675
00:34:48,859 --> 00:34:51,468
Evidently,
we can't sing about faith,
676
00:34:51,553 --> 00:34:53,504
but we can sing
about losing faith?
677
00:34:53,588 --> 00:34:55,673
That's sort of what I
want to talk about today.
678
00:34:55,757 --> 00:34:57,341
Well, earlier in the week, Finn,
679
00:34:57,425 --> 00:34:59,260
it seemed like
you felt differently.
680
00:34:59,327 --> 00:35:02,646
Well, I used to think God was
up there looking over me.
681
00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:04,682
Now, I'm not so sure.
682
00:35:09,971 --> 00:35:11,855
I'm very impressed
with everyone's Sunday best.
683
00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:15,492
It's so Christ-chic.
684
00:35:15,577 --> 00:35:17,695
I hope our genuflection
to the great
685
00:35:17,779 --> 00:35:19,830
Spaghetti Monster in the sky
don't take too long.
686
00:35:19,915 --> 00:35:21,949
My Sikh is coming
again today at 2:00
687
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,001
to do more acupuncture
on my dad.
688
00:35:24,085 --> 00:35:25,419
Is it working?
689
00:35:25,486 --> 00:35:26,870
Not yet.
690
00:35:26,955 --> 00:35:29,006
Nothing is.
691
00:35:34,262 --> 00:35:36,513
I have to go be
with my choir.
692
00:35:37,933 --> 00:35:39,683
Wait, don't, don't...
693
00:35:42,137 --> 00:35:43,337
Hi, church.
694
00:35:43,388 --> 00:35:44,671
Hi.
695
00:35:44,723 --> 00:35:46,473
I have a favor
to ask you guys.
696
00:35:46,524 --> 00:35:48,859
My friend Kurt Hummel's dad is
in the hospital.
697
00:35:48,927 --> 00:35:51,111
And it's pretty bad.
698
00:35:51,179 --> 00:35:54,348
And I know we have all of
our own worries and troubles,
699
00:35:54,399 --> 00:35:56,066
but if we could just
put them aside
700
00:35:56,134 --> 00:35:58,535
and focus all of our prayers
and give them to Burt Hummel,
701
00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:00,854
and to my friend Kurt.
702
00:36:00,905 --> 00:36:05,125
I know you don't believe in God,
and you don't believe
703
00:36:05,193 --> 00:36:06,910
in the power of prayer,
and that's okay.
704
00:36:06,995 --> 00:36:08,245
To each his own.
705
00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:11,298
But you've got to believe
in something.
706
00:36:11,366 --> 00:36:14,168
Something more than you can
touch, taste or see.
707
00:36:14,219 --> 00:36:16,670
'Cause life is too hard
to go through it alone,
708
00:36:16,738 --> 00:36:18,339
without something to hold onto
709
00:36:18,406 --> 00:36:20,858
and without something
that's sacred.
710
00:36:23,228 --> 00:36:25,512
Anyway, Kurt,
this song is for you.
711
00:36:27,682 --> 00:36:31,885
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
712
00:36:31,936 --> 00:36:34,154
♪ Give it up, why don't you? ♪
713
00:36:34,222 --> 00:36:38,025
♪ Whoa, whoa, yeah... ♪
♪ Whoa, yeah... ♪
714
00:36:38,076 --> 00:36:42,329
♪ When you're down and out, ♪
715
00:36:42,397 --> 00:36:46,834
♪ when you're in the street, ♪
716
00:36:48,453 --> 00:36:54,174
♪ when evenin' falls so hard, ♪
717
00:36:54,242 --> 00:36:59,179
♪ I will comfort you. ♪
718
00:36:59,247 --> 00:37:02,599
♪ I'll take your part. ♪
719
00:37:02,684 --> 00:37:03,967
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
720
00:37:04,052 --> 00:37:06,270
♪ Yeah... ♪
721
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:10,641
♪ Oh, when darkness comes... ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
722
00:37:10,725 --> 00:37:14,094
♪ And there's no one, ♪
723
00:37:14,145 --> 00:37:18,065
♪ no one you love around, ♪
724
00:37:18,116 --> 00:37:24,872
♪ just like a bridge
over troubled waters, ♪
725
00:37:24,939 --> 00:37:28,158
♪ I will lay me down. ♪
726
00:37:28,243 --> 00:37:29,827
♪ Like a bridge... ♪
727
00:37:29,911 --> 00:37:31,745
♪ Like a bridge ♪
728
00:37:31,796 --> 00:37:36,717
♪ over troubled water, ♪
♪ over troubled water... ♪
729
00:37:36,784 --> 00:37:39,920
♪ I will lay me down. ♪
730
00:37:39,971 --> 00:37:41,788
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
731
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:42,723
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
732
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:44,391
♪ Give it up. ♪
733
00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:46,727
♪ Give it up, yeah... ♪
♪ Why don't you let it be? ♪
734
00:37:46,794 --> 00:37:49,596
♪ Let it, let it, let it, let it... ♪
735
00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:53,851
♪ Let it, let it, let it be, yeah... ♪
♪ Still waters run deep, ♪
736
00:37:53,935 --> 00:37:57,304
♪ Hey, hey... ♪
♪ yes, they do. ♪
737
00:37:57,355 --> 00:38:01,575
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah... ♪
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
738
00:38:01,642 --> 00:38:04,828
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
♪ Trouble... ♪
739
00:38:04,913 --> 00:38:07,414
♪ I'll be there
when you need a friend. ♪
740
00:38:07,482 --> 00:38:10,868
♪ To lay me down. ♪
♪ Why don't you, why don't you let it be? ♪
741
00:38:10,952 --> 00:38:14,922
♪ I'll be your bridge
over troubled water. ♪
742
00:38:14,989 --> 00:38:17,091
♪ Hey, hey, yeah. ♪
♪ Still waters run deep, ♪
743
00:38:17,158 --> 00:38:19,376
♪ yes, they do. ♪
744
00:38:19,461 --> 00:38:21,495
♪ Yes, they do. ♪
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
745
00:38:21,546 --> 00:38:26,683
♪ Trouble the water. ♪
♪ Water... ♪
746
00:38:34,203 --> 00:38:35,537
- No. This one, baby.
- Oh, this one.
747
00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:37,205
Yeah.
748
00:38:37,257 --> 00:38:38,724
Boom. Boom. I won!
749
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:40,375
- Oh!
- Sue, you're letting me win.
750
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,394
No, I swear it. I'm not!
751
00:38:42,478 --> 00:38:44,096
You're letting me win, Sue.
752
00:38:45,431 --> 00:38:47,332
You're letting me win.
753
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,903
Do you believe in God, Jeannie?
754
00:38:50,970 --> 00:38:53,054
Do you?
755
00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:55,390
No, I don't.
756
00:38:55,441 --> 00:38:56,525
Why not?
757
00:38:56,593 --> 00:38:58,610
Because
when we were little girls,
758
00:38:58,695 --> 00:39:01,446
you were perfect in my eyes...
759
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:06,051
And I watched the world
be cruel to you, so...
760
00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:08,153
God never makes mistakes.
761
00:39:09,622 --> 00:39:11,423
That's what I believe.
762
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,044
You want me
to pray for you, Sue?
763
00:39:16,112 --> 00:39:18,747
Yeah. That would be nice.
764
00:39:23,686 --> 00:39:25,253
I win.
765
00:39:27,373 --> 00:39:29,358
I cheated.
I can't do that.
766
00:39:29,425 --> 00:39:31,893
You never could
dress yourself.
767
00:39:39,118 --> 00:39:41,653
Mercedes took me to
church on Sunday.
768
00:39:43,489 --> 00:39:45,590
It's funny, but when
the choir was singing,
769
00:39:45,658 --> 00:39:48,794
this memory flashed
into my head.
770
00:39:48,861 --> 00:39:53,215
Do you remember our first Friday
night dinner after Mom died?
771
00:39:53,282 --> 00:39:55,217
You tried to
make a chicken.
772
00:39:55,284 --> 00:39:57,386
I guess you
wanted me to feel
773
00:39:57,453 --> 00:39:59,221
like there was
something still normal.
774
00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:05,060
You put it on the table,
775
00:40:05,127 --> 00:40:10,182
and you cut into it,
and it was raw.
776
00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:13,018
And we both looked at
each other for a second,
777
00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:15,153
and cracked up
before we remembered
778
00:40:15,221 --> 00:40:17,706
that we weren't
supposed to yet.
779
00:40:22,078 --> 00:40:24,896
I'm sorry about the
other day, Dad.
780
00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,265
I should have let those
guys pray for you.
781
00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:29,751
It wasn't about me.
782
00:40:29,819 --> 00:40:33,705
It was about you, and...
It was nice.
783
00:40:39,612 --> 00:40:41,496
I don't believe in God, Dad.
784
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,535
But I believe in you.
785
00:40:50,356 --> 00:40:52,190
And I believe in us.
786
00:40:54,694 --> 00:40:57,095
You and me...
787
00:40:57,163 --> 00:40:59,481
That's what's sacred to me.
788
00:41:02,518 --> 00:41:04,486
And I am...
789
00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:13,078
I'm so sorry that I never
got to tell you that.
790
00:41:25,558 --> 00:41:27,392
Dad?
791
00:41:29,479 --> 00:41:31,229
Nurse Nancy!
792
00:41:33,349 --> 00:41:35,484
Dad, I'm right here.
793
00:41:35,551 --> 00:41:37,552
I'm not going anywhere.
794
00:41:41,641 --> 00:41:47,195
♪ If God had a name
what it would it be? ♪
795
00:41:47,246 --> 00:41:50,749
♪ And would you call it
to His face ♪
796
00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:56,571
♪ if you were faced with Him
in all His glory? ♪
797
00:41:56,622 --> 00:42:04,245
♪ What would you ask
if you had just one question? ♪
798
00:42:04,297 --> 00:42:09,134
♪ And yeah, yeah,
God is great. ♪
799
00:42:09,218 --> 00:42:12,587
♪ Yeah, yeah, ♪
800
00:42:12,638 --> 00:42:14,689
♪ God is good. ♪
801
00:42:14,757 --> 00:42:17,275
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
802
00:42:17,343 --> 00:42:20,479
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
803
00:42:20,563 --> 00:42:22,647
♪ What if God was one of us? ♪
804
00:42:22,732 --> 00:42:23,865
♪ One of us? ♪
805
00:42:23,933 --> 00:42:25,734
♪ Was one of us? ♪
806
00:42:25,785 --> 00:42:28,370
♪ Oh, just a slob
like one of us? ♪
807
00:42:28,437 --> 00:42:30,989
♪ Just a slob like one of us? ♪
808
00:42:31,073 --> 00:42:34,442
♪ Just a stranger on the bus ♪
809
00:42:34,494 --> 00:42:36,578
♪ trying to make His way home? ♪
810
00:42:36,629 --> 00:42:39,614
♪ Trying to make His way home? ♪
811
00:42:39,665 --> 00:42:43,051
♪ Just trying to make
His way home. ♪
812
00:42:43,118 --> 00:42:44,970
♪ Trying to find His way home. ♪
813
00:42:45,054 --> 00:42:48,557
♪ Just trying
to make His way home... ♪
814
00:42:48,624 --> 00:42:52,811
The kids really wanted to do
this song, Sue, so I let 'em.
815
00:42:52,879 --> 00:42:55,096
You gonna get me fired?
816
00:42:55,164 --> 00:42:58,500
Report me?
817
00:42:58,568 --> 00:43:00,068
No.