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抱歉 先生 厕所在哪里?

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贾斯汀!

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亲爱的 快拍 我手举金字塔呢

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贾斯汀 马上给我回来!

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别上去!

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不行不行 快拦着他      下来 别乱爬

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慢点 慢点

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小子别动 慢慢来

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别过去 孩子 站在那 别!

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别别别! 他掉下去了

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贾斯汀!

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我接着! 我接着!

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吉萨金字塔的失窃

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让埃及举国震怒

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窃贼使用巨型充气赝品掩人耳目

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此事造成全球恐慌

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各国及其国民试图保护其名胜古迹

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执法部门仍毫无头绪

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人们纷纷猜测

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是何人犯下此滔天罪行?

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而他下一目标又将是哪里?

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* 今天过得糟糕透顶 *

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* 老子地盘该由老子做主 *

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* 彻底摧毁所见一切 *

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冷冻光! 冷冻光! 冷冻光!

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* 今天过得糟糕透顶 *

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* 别以为我这是针对你 *

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* 我在一旁沾沾自喜 *

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* 我可真是相当卑鄙 *

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早上好 格鲁!

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你好吗

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你好 弗雷德

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对了 你的狗在我院子里到处大便

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我很是不爽

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抱歉 狗嘛 总是随心所欲

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除非死翘翘了

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开玩笑呢

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尽管是大实话 再见啦

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那个...好吧

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* 彻底摧毁所见一切 *

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* 我可真是相当卑鄙 *

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* 今天过得糟糕透顶 *

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* 别以为我这是针对你 *

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* 我可真是相当卑鄙 *

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开什么玩笑啊!

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有人吗

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卖饼干啦

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回吧 我不在家

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你在 我听见啦

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胡说 这是

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录音

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才不是      的确是

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不信你听 哔声后请留言

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再见啦 语音留言

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走吧 艾妮

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凯尔!

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贱狗! 松嘴 松嘴 坐下 我的松饼啊

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格鲁!

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纳法尼奥博士

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我了解你此刻的心情

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我也想当失望

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但你在我心中永远那么优秀

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什么? 出什么事了?

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这事传得沸沸扬扬呢

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有人把金字塔给偷了

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大家都说这让别的恶人看起来...

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像在玩过家家

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全体小兵集合!

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小兵们 集合

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马上 马上

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气色不错啊 凯文 家人还好吗

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好了

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那不是比利吗 莱瑞 还好吗

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大家好

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好了 好了

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安静 安静

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谢谢合作

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你们可能都听说了

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某个恶棍偷走了金字塔

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真是惊天动地啊

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大家都说这是世纪要案

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我很不爽吗? 不可能!

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是有一点啦

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但我们今年也收获颇丰

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你们都应计一功

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不 绝不加薪

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别指望有加薪

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我们都有啥辉煌成就?

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时代广场的巨型屏幕已是我们囊中之物

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不错!

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这就是我的风格

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你们都喜欢用它看足球吧?

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不仅如此

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我们还将自由女神据为己有

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当然是拉斯维加斯的那座小的

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更不用说埃菲尔铁塔了 也是小的

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我本没打算现在告诉你们

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我在计划一件惊天大案

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金字塔与之相比就是小菜一碟

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我的好友纳法尼奥博士功不可没

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谢谢

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他来啦

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他有款有型的

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我们在一个秘密实验室发现了微缩光

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一旦微缩光得手

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我们就能够

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制造一起真正的世纪要案

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而我们的目标是...

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别急 别急 你们还不知道目标呢

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喂

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戴夫 麻烦你认真听

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我们的下一个目标是...

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制造点神秘气氛

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月球!

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一旦我得到了月球

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世人就会不惜一切代价赎回

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而我将成为史上最大恶人!

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这就是我的计划

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喂?

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格鲁 我算了一下

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我们经费不足以支持这个计划

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没办法 我变不出钱来

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别紧张

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银行贷款就行了 我是他们的宠儿

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伊迪斯 别这样

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干嘛 走路碍着你了?

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(海蒂小姐女童院)

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你好 海蒂小姐 我们回来了

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你们好 姑娘们

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我们出去这会有人收养我们吗

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让我想想

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没有!

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伊迪斯 这是什么玩意儿

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泥巴饼

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没人会收养你的 伊迪斯 你自己清楚

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嗯 我知道      很好

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今天业绩如何 完成目标了吗

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还行吧

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我们卖了43盒迷你薄荷味的

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30盒可可螺旋的和18盒可可坚果的

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好吧

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说得好像业绩很好

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看着我

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真的那么好吗

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18盒可可坚果饼

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我觉得还能更进一步 你们说呢

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是的

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没人想在羞愧小屋里过周末吧?

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不想 海蒂小姐

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很好 出去吧 帮我收拾收拾

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嘿 佩妮      嘿 佩妮

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嘿 大伙

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喂 妈 抱歉 想给你打电话来着 但是...

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恭喜你 把金字塔给偷了

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是你偷的吧?

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或者是哪个货真价实的神偷?

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告诉你 妈 我正在策划一起

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惊天地泣鬼神的案子

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你听了以后一定会非常自豪的

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那祝你好运 挂了

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(银行)

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(万恶银行)

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格鲁求见博金斯先生

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请稍等

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这是我的一小步

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却是人类的一大步

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妈 迟早有一天我也会登上月球

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太晚喽 儿子

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航天局不送猴子上太空喽

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喂

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我要用维矢量这个名字申请助恶贷款

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矢量是个数学术语

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带有箭头的数量 既有方向也有数量

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维矢量 就是在下

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因为我作恶累累 目标明确 数额巨大

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哦嘢

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看我的新武器

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食人鱼枪 哦嘢

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能发射活食人鱼 没见过吧

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肯定没 我发明的

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需要演示一下吗

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有时候特别难把这些食人鱼放回去...

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格鲁先生 博金斯先生在等你

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银行只需要借给我

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制造火箭的资金

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然后 月球就是咱的啦

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精彩的演讲

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我想看看这个微缩光

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没问题 我很快就能得手

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你没有微缩光?

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还敢厚颜无耻来银行贷款?

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是的

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你知道我们银行

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在你身上投资了多少钱吗 格鲁

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迄今几乎没有哪起案子能赚钱

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怎么说呢 假如你是这个苹果

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如果你还不起钱

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你滴明白?

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格鲁 关键是 现在人才辈出

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比你更年轻 胃口更大

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比你年轻

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就像外面那个维矢量

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金字塔就是他偷的

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明白了 明白了

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那么制造火箭那笔经费...

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拿到微缩光 否则免谈

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最高机密研究所 东亚

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傻帽

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傻帽

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到手了!

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怎么回事

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喂 喂 怎么 嘿!

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别别别

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是你

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以后冻别人头的时候 记得三思

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回见啦 格鲁

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快 不能让他得逞

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前上方 前上方

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开火 立刻

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没打着

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快来爸爸这

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接住咯

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真有趣啊

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锁定你了!

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简直轻而易举...

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什么?

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嘿 格鲁

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尝尝这个的滋味

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太奇怪了 怎么回事

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幽闭恐怖症要犯啦

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不不不

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太窄了 这里太窄了

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我恨死那家伙了

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请照拂我们

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保佑我们一夜安睡

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保佑没有虫子会趁我们熟睡时

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爬进我们耳朵 在脑子里下蛋

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谢谢你描述那么恶心的一幕 伊迪斯

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请保佑快快有人领养我们

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00:22:30,318 --> 00:22:33,236
而且爸爸妈妈都很和善

241
00:22:33,321 --> 00:22:35,230
还能养独角兽做宠物

242
00:22:35,657 --> 00:22:36,855
阿门

243
00:22:36,949 --> 00:22:38,693
阿门      阿门

244
00:22:43,539 --> 00:22:46,873
* 我爱独角兽 我爱独角兽 *

245
00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:50,661
* 独角兽呀独角兽 我爱死你们啦 *

246
00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:54,375
* 如果真有独角兽 *

247
00:22:54,717 --> 00:22:56,840
* 我就可以养一只 *

248
00:22:56,928 --> 00:22:58,042
* 它们真的存在哦 *

249
00:22:58,138 --> 00:23:00,675
* 我拥有一只并且宠爱它 *

250
00:23:01,098 --> 00:23:03,969
* 它爱我 我爱它 *

251
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,840
维矢量的城堡

252
00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:41,723
(安全警报)

253
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:23,136
别...什么...

254
00:24:53,003 --> 00:24:54,830
好运咯 小丫头们

255
00:24:55,234 --> 00:24:56,486
(海蒂小姐女童院)

256
00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:02,217
哇 真棒

257
00:25:03,306 --> 00:25:07,350
你好 我们是海蒂小姐女童院的孤儿

258
00:25:07,435 --> 00:25:09,343
与我何干 别捣乱      别这样嘛

259
00:25:09,478 --> 00:25:12,727
我们在卖饼干呢 赚钱上学嘛

260
00:25:12,814 --> 00:25:15,724
等等 有可可坚果味吗      有啊

261
00:25:37,798 --> 00:25:39,921
灵光一现呀

262
00:25:43,012 --> 00:25:44,340
纳法尼奥博士

263
00:25:44,430 --> 00:25:47,679
我需要一打小饼干机器人

264
00:25:47,766 --> 00:25:49,765
什么?      饼干机器人

265
00:25:49,810 --> 00:25:52,218
那是谁啊?      算了

266
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,881
你通过了我们的背景检查

267
00:26:02,198 --> 00:26:04,451
格鲁医生

268
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,362
这里还罗列了

269
00:26:09,455 --> 00:26:13,392
你的个人成就

270
00:26:13,543 --> 00:26:16,080
十分感谢 我最喜欢读了

271
00:26:23,885 --> 00:26:26,342
你曾经获得荣誉勋章

272
00:26:26,430 --> 00:26:28,554
并被授予骑士

273
00:26:30,935 --> 00:26:32,429
我来我来      我来我来

274
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,765
凯文?

275
00:26:35,481 --> 00:26:37,604
你还在主持烹饪节目

276
00:26:37,691 --> 00:26:41,606
并且能闭气达30秒?

277
00:26:41,696 --> 00:26:43,404
一般般嘛

278
00:26:45,658 --> 00:26:46,856
白痴

279
00:26:48,912 --> 00:26:51,699
打! 打! 打!      打!打!打!

280
00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:56,626
这乱七八糟的都是些...什么?

281
00:26:57,211 --> 00:27:00,414
事情是这样的

282
00:27:00,505 --> 00:27:05,823
自从我的妻子 黛比

283
00:27:07,305 --> 00:27:09,797
去世后 我非常孤独

284
00:27:09,892 --> 00:27:12,975
我的心就像被蛀了一样

285
00:27:13,645 --> 00:27:18,819
只有孩子才能填满

286
00:27:18,942 --> 00:27:20,104
抱歉

287
00:27:24,489 --> 00:27:28,033
你真美 你会说西班牙语吗

288
00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:30,853
我难道像西班牙人吗

289
00:27:32,455 --> 00:27:35,990
你长得真像只驴 (西班牙语)

290
00:27:39,504 --> 00:27:41,995
谢谢

291
00:27:43,508 --> 00:27:47,209
我们能继续讨论收养的事吗

292
00:27:47,304 --> 00:27:49,233
真是迫不及待

293
00:27:50,807 --> 00:27:54,176
麻烦让玛戈 伊迪斯和艾妮来前厅

294
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:58,938
我猜妈妈肯定特美

295
00:27:59,023 --> 00:28:01,147
我猜爸爸的眼睛肯定又大又亮

296
00:28:01,235 --> 00:28:04,022
我猜咱家一定是小熊软糖做的

297
00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:07,318
我只是说这样肯定很棒

298
00:28:08,409 --> 00:28:11,694
毛毛虫一直没变成蝴蝶

299
00:28:11,786 --> 00:28:13,410
那是芝士条

300
00:28:16,542 --> 00:28:20,041
黛比是位幸运的女人

301
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:23,875
黛比是谁

302
00:28:23,966 --> 00:28:25,376
你妻子

303
00:28:25,842 --> 00:28:27,336
孩子们

304
00:28:37,396 --> 00:28:40,183
孩子们 这位是格鲁先生

305
00:28:41,566 --> 00:28:43,605
你们的收养人

306
00:28:43,693 --> 00:28:46,232
他还是位牙医哦

307
00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:49,901
太好了

308
00:28:53,663 --> 00:28:58,039
嘿 我是玛戈 这是伊迪斯

309
00:28:58,584 --> 00:29:00,411
那个是艾妮

310
00:29:00,503 --> 00:29:02,459
抱住你的腿咯 抱住你的腿咯

311
00:29:02,546 --> 00:29:05,630
到此为止咯 小丫头

312
00:29:05,716 --> 00:29:08,041
放开我 快点 乖乖的      再高点

313
00:29:08,135 --> 00:29:10,423
高点!      快松手

314
00:29:10,721 --> 00:29:13,888
有什么命令能让她下来吗

315
00:29:13,975 --> 00:29:15,931
或者不粘剂

316
00:29:17,561 --> 00:29:19,103
撬棍?

317
00:29:20,898 --> 00:29:23,567
好了 孩子们 回家了

318
00:29:47,424 --> 00:29:48,835
哦嘢

319
00:29:51,221 --> 00:29:53,213
真不错

320
00:29:54,515 --> 00:29:56,472
瞪什么瞪

321
00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:02,012
漱口水 你变成小矮人啦

322
00:30:02,647 --> 00:30:03,678
接招

323
00:30:04,817 --> 00:30:06,609
去小人国吧

324
00:30:07,445 --> 00:30:08,643
谁呀

325
00:30:09,488 --> 00:30:11,482
微缩光在我手上 是啊

326
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,191
没啊 我没乱来

327
00:30:15,285 --> 00:30:16,780
格鲁?

328
00:30:18,581 --> 00:30:20,407
少恶心我了 不可能

329
00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:23,454
对了 他离月球远着呢

330
00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:26,582
再有 等我把他给料理了

331
00:30:26,673 --> 00:30:28,215
他会哭着喊着求我的

332
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,499
好 拜了

333
00:30:33,512 --> 00:30:37,592
这真是小宝宝的厕所哟

334
00:30:39,018 --> 00:30:40,844
去死吧 小破厕所

335
00:30:45,525 --> 00:30:47,601
好了 咱们到了

336
00:30:47,694 --> 00:30:49,236
温馨的家啊

337
00:30:51,697 --> 00:30:54,615
这个就是...你的家?

338
00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:56,690
等等...

339
00:30:56,786 --> 00:30:59,848
你就是那个假装成录音的人

340
00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:02,182
不 才不是我

341
00:31:15,178 --> 00:31:16,840
我能牵着你的手吗

342
00:31:17,912 --> 00:31:18,846
不行

343
00:31:28,568 --> 00:31:30,712
当被个光头收养时

344
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,445
我以为就像安妮 (源自著名漫画"孤女安妮")

345
00:31:42,373 --> 00:31:43,654
站住 喂

346
00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:50,920
凯尔 这不是食物 是客人

347
00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:53,628
丫头们 它叫凯尔 我的...

348
00:31:53,718 --> 00:31:54,854
狗

349
00:31:57,598 --> 00:31:59,035
小狗狗

350
00:32:04,104 --> 00:32:05,266
这是什么品种的狗啊

351
00:32:05,354 --> 00:32:08,440
他是...不知道

352
00:32:08,859 --> 00:32:12,061
你真认为这里适合儿童居住吗

353
00:32:12,571 --> 00:32:14,230
一点也不

354
00:32:15,282 --> 00:32:17,654
别别 别靠近那儿

355
00:32:17,743 --> 00:32:19,284
那很容易坏

356
00:32:21,872 --> 00:32:25,323
我想2个人也能实现计划

357
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:28,203
喂 这里好黑呀

358
00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:33,415
我的果汁盒都给弄穿了

359
00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:39,634
正如你们所见

360
00:32:39,723 --> 00:32:43,222
儿童的必需品我都准备齐全了 食物 水 大小便

361
00:32:45,103 --> 00:32:46,182
好了

362
00:32:47,314 --> 00:32:49,686
正如我所说...喂

363
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,337
不是我打碎的

364
00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:56,067
好了 看来我们得约法三章了

365
00:32:56,156 --> 00:32:57,982
规矩一

366
00:32:58,075 --> 00:33:00,648
你们不许碰任何东西

367
00:33:00,744 --> 00:33:02,570
那地板呢

368
00:33:02,996 --> 00:33:05,035
地板可以碰

369
00:33:05,122 --> 00:33:06,499
那空气呢

370
00:33:06,583 --> 00:33:08,659
空气也可以

371
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:09,784
那这个呢

372
00:33:12,966 --> 00:33:14,922
你在哪找到的?      捡的

373
00:33:15,009 --> 00:33:18,792
规矩二 我工作的时候不许打扰

374
00:33:18,886 --> 00:33:20,761
规矩三

375
00:33:20,848 --> 00:33:25,308
你们不许哭 不许发牢骚 不许笑

376
00:33:25,644 --> 00:33:28,017
不许打喷嚏 不许打嗝 不许放屁!

377
00:33:28,689 --> 00:33:33,070
总之 不许发出讨厌的声音 知道吗

378
00:33:33,110 --> 00:33:35,352
这个算吗

379
00:33:38,699 --> 00:33:40,074
非常讨厌

380
00:33:42,369 --> 00:33:44,943
6个小时后见

381
00:33:47,041 --> 00:33:50,955
好了 别担心 一切都会好起来的

382
00:33:51,586 --> 00:33:55,963
我们一定会过得非常开心的 对吗 艾妮

383
00:34:24,536 --> 00:34:27,538
问个问题 这是啥

384
00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:31,935
一打舞蹈机器人 跳舞吧

385
00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,043
看这个 看我

386
00:34:38,926 --> 00:34:41,596
饼干机器人 我是说饼干机器人

387
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:45,253
你怎么那么糊涂啊

388
00:34:47,226 --> 00:34:48,935
好 我马上弄

389
00:34:49,770 --> 00:34:51,098
有人吗

390
00:35:06,787 --> 00:35:08,032
电视

391
00:35:27,891 --> 00:35:29,090
那是啥

392
00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:31,718
快看!      太酷了

393
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:33,844
快来

394
00:35:34,357 --> 00:35:36,646
我觉得他不是牙医

395
00:35:50,498 --> 00:35:52,326
这是抗重力溶液

396
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:55,169
我们已经研究了一段时间了

397
00:36:00,883 --> 00:36:04,299
我本来想关上的 他肯定不会有事的

398
00:36:04,387 --> 00:36:07,424
会失效吗      暂时来说

399
00:36:07,515 --> 00:36:09,508
不会失效

400
00:36:11,061 --> 00:36:14,145
这是你新订做的武器

401
00:36:17,817 --> 00:36:18,848
不 不

402
00:36:18,944 --> 00:36:22,775
我是指飞镖枪 而不是...算了

403
00:36:23,365 --> 00:36:26,116
是啊 我就说嘛

404
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,963
这枪能派上什么用场呢

405
00:36:28,964 --> 00:36:30,371
话说回来

406
00:36:30,455 --> 00:36:33,870
我想给你看的其实是这个

407
00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:41,749
这才是饼干机器人嘛

408
00:36:42,883 --> 00:36:46,134
啦啦啦啦 我最爱独角兽

409
00:36:46,221 --> 00:36:49,885
你们在这干嘛 我说过你们要呆在厨房

410
00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:52,645
无聊嘛 这是哪啊

411
00:36:52,728 --> 00:36:54,470
我能喝吗

412
00:36:54,563 --> 00:36:57,017
你想爆炸吗

413
00:36:58,650 --> 00:36:59,681
格鲁!

414
00:36:59,776 --> 00:37:01,733
回厨房去

415
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,943
跟我们一起玩好吗      不行

416
00:37:04,364 --> 00:37:06,571
为什么      因为我很忙

417
00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:08,236
忙什么

418
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:11,238
好吧 好吧 告诉你们

419
00:37:11,329 --> 00:37:14,082
当牙医只是我的爱好

420
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,073
我其实是名间谍

421
00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:20,753
这是最高机密 你们不许乱说

422
00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,916
否则...      这是干嘛的

423
00:37:26,804 --> 00:37:27,919
喂!

424
00:37:28,764 --> 00:37:30,222
我的独角兽

425
00:37:30,557 --> 00:37:32,217
你得给我修好

426
00:37:32,309 --> 00:37:35,505
修? 它已经尸骨无存了

427
00:37:35,510 --> 00:37:37,600
理论上来说 修不好了

428
00:37:42,903 --> 00:37:45,062
我被吓到了 她这是干嘛

429
00:37:45,155 --> 00:37:48,322
她会一直憋气直到得到新的

430
00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:53,070
这是个玩具而已 别捣乱

431
00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,498
好吧好吧 我修

432
00:37:57,918 --> 00:37:59,876
蒂姆 马克 菲力!

433
00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:03,793
这件事非常重要

434
00:38:03,883 --> 00:38:07,382
给这小丫头弄个新的独角兽玩具

435
00:38:13,433 --> 00:38:15,307
喂喂喂 是玩具

436
00:38:16,478 --> 00:38:18,602
速度

437
00:38:18,689 --> 00:38:19,852
那些是什么呀

438
00:38:19,941 --> 00:38:23,159
他们是我的表亲

439
00:38:23,944 --> 00:38:25,486
杰瑞 史都华

440
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:29,572
看着她们 别让她们靠近我 谢谢

441
00:39:10,888 --> 00:39:14,015
(欢迎试坐)

442
00:39:54,285 --> 00:39:55,448
这都是你表亲的主意

443
00:39:55,787 --> 00:39:56,949
神马?

444
00:39:57,329 --> 00:39:58,824
好了 该睡觉了

445
00:40:02,126 --> 00:40:03,585
不是说你们

446
00:40:05,130 --> 00:40:10,241
好了 睡觉觉了 盖好被子 做个好梦

447
00:40:11,761 --> 00:40:13,589
我告诉你

448
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,637
我永远不会叫你爸爸

449
00:40:16,224 --> 00:40:18,299
随你便

450
00:40:19,977 --> 00:40:22,084
这些床是用炸弹做的吗

451
00:40:22,356 --> 00:40:26,519
是 但都很旧了 不太可能会爆炸

452
00:40:27,443 --> 00:40:29,483
但尽量不要翻来覆去

453
00:40:29,571 --> 00:40:30,685
真酷

454
00:40:31,656 --> 00:40:34,822
能给我们讲故事吗      不行

455
00:40:34,909 --> 00:40:37,993
但不听故事我们睡不着

456
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:41,662
那今晚将会是漫漫长夜咯

457
00:40:42,501 --> 00:40:46,119
晚安了 小心怪物哟

458
00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:50,080
因为真的有很多怪物哦

459
00:40:51,176 --> 00:40:54,295
衣柜里可能也藏着些什么哦

460
00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:58,047
他在逗你玩呢 艾妮

461
00:41:20,289 --> 00:41:22,198
真漂亮

462
00:41:50,610 --> 00:41:53,066
姑娘们 出发啦

463
00:41:53,155 --> 00:41:55,990
该去卖饼干啦

464
00:41:56,951 --> 00:41:59,620
但我们得先去上舞蹈课

465
00:41:59,703 --> 00:42:02,621
实际上 今天得逃舞蹈课了

466
00:42:02,707 --> 00:42:07,249
实际上 我们今天不逃课

467
00:42:07,335 --> 00:42:09,328
我们接下来会有场演出

468
00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:12,671
《天鹅湖》节选哦      没错 《天鹅湖》

469
00:42:12,758 --> 00:42:14,501
真好啊 实在太棒了

470
00:42:14,593 --> 00:42:18,674
但是我们得去卖饼干了 出发吧

471
00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:21,881
不去

472
00:42:22,768 --> 00:42:23,799
不去?

473
00:42:23,893 --> 00:42:27,097
舞蹈课后才能去卖饼干

474
00:42:27,189 --> 00:42:28,303
真的?

475
00:42:28,398 --> 00:42:32,100
我不会送你们去上课的

476
00:42:32,195 --> 00:42:37,568
如果想去的话 你们得走着去了

477
00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:44,943
你们去哪

478
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,784
走路去上舞蹈课

479
00:42:46,876 --> 00:42:48,833
是吗 很好

480
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,786
慢慢走 我不会开车送你们的

481
00:42:52,881 --> 00:42:54,080
很好

482
00:42:55,551 --> 00:42:58,042
格鲁大人愤怒了!

483
00:42:58,512 --> 00:43:00,552
认真的 我数到3

484
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:02,596
赶紧给我上车

485
00:43:02,682 --> 00:43:06,302
我数咯 1 2

486
00:43:06,395 --> 00:43:09,978
3 4 5 ...

487
00:43:10,066 --> 00:43:12,983
抬高 伸展

488
00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:15,643
1 2

489
00:43:15,738 --> 00:43:17,861
给你      这是啥

490
00:43:17,948 --> 00:43:21,483
演出的票 你会来吧

491
00:43:21,576 --> 00:43:23,237
当然 当然

492
00:43:23,329 --> 00:43:26,414
我是坐立难安啊

493
00:43:26,499 --> 00:43:28,372
拉钩钩?

494
00:43:29,586 --> 00:43:32,788
好 拉钩钩

495
00:43:45,977 --> 00:43:50,686
好了 第一个客人叫维矢量

496
00:43:50,773 --> 00:43:52,516
但他的名字是V开头的

497
00:43:52,609 --> 00:43:54,565
我们应该从A开头的开始

498
00:43:54,652 --> 00:43:56,561
然后B开头 然后...

499
00:43:56,654 --> 00:44:01,565
我知道 我上过幼儿园 背过字母表

500
00:44:04,203 --> 00:44:06,873
我只是觉得

501
00:44:06,956 --> 00:44:10,704
先给维矢量先生送曲奇比较好

502
00:44:10,793 --> 00:44:12,417
仅此而已

503
00:44:15,673 --> 00:44:18,211
噩梦要结束了 要结束了

504
00:44:20,304 --> 00:44:24,550
丫头们 欢迎再次光临维哥哥城堡

505
00:44:25,557 --> 00:44:28,049
今天给我带了饼干吗

506
00:44:35,777 --> 00:44:38,071
4盒迷你薄荷味 2盒太妃糖味

507
00:44:38,071 --> 00:44:42,530
两盒饴糖味的和15盒可可坚果味

508
00:44:42,618 --> 00:44:46,200
没错 没人比我买得更多了

509
00:44:46,287 --> 00:44:47,367
不可能

510
00:44:47,455 --> 00:44:49,614
告诉我谁会比我买得多

511
00:44:49,707 --> 00:44:51,249
总共是52元

512
00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:53,114
好

513
00:44:57,278 --> 00:44:58,842
(发现目标)

514
00:45:00,677 --> 00:45:03,428
7 8 9

515
00:45:04,306 --> 00:45:06,878
哎呀 我数到哪了

516
00:45:06,975 --> 00:45:10,178
7 8 9

517
00:45:10,269 --> 00:45:12,061
你怎么穿着睡衣呢

518
00:45:13,065 --> 00:45:16,433
这不是睡衣 是热身服

519
00:45:33,127 --> 00:45:35,451
你为什么热身啊      为各种事情

520
00:45:35,546 --> 00:45:36,577
例如呢

521
00:45:36,671 --> 00:45:39,079
超级酷的事情 你们不懂

522
00:45:39,173 --> 00:45:40,585
例如睡觉?

523
00:45:40,676 --> 00:45:43,546
这不是睡衣!

524
00:45:55,399 --> 00:45:58,601
给 52大元

525
00:46:16,712 --> 00:46:18,170
拜拜

526
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:13,475
快点

527
00:47:35,582 --> 00:47:37,374
搞什么

528
00:47:40,213 --> 00:47:41,872
安静点 臭鱼

529
00:47:48,929 --> 00:47:50,008
安静 孩子

530
00:48:13,079 --> 00:48:16,412
成功了 来 孩子们 我们走

531
00:48:24,299 --> 00:48:27,418
那别的订了饼干的人怎么办

532
00:48:27,510 --> 00:48:30,214
对某些人来说

533
00:48:30,304 --> 00:48:32,047
人生不如意十有八九

534
00:48:37,771 --> 00:48:39,684
别吓人!

535
00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:42,793
超级乐园 带我们去嘛 好吗

536
00:48:42,817 --> 00:48:43,896
不行

537
00:48:43,985 --> 00:48:46,762
我们从没去过 这是世上最棒的地方

538
00:48:46,762 --> 00:48:47,602
关我嘛事

539
00:48:47,696 --> 00:48:48,811
求你了      好嘛

540
00:48:48,906 --> 00:48:50,532
这是我们唯一的愿望 真的

541
00:48:50,617 --> 00:48:52,656
求求你嘛      好嘛

542
00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:55,851
(永别了)

543
00:48:59,834 --> 00:49:01,743
去嘛      去嘛

544
00:49:02,336 --> 00:49:04,626
灵光一现呀

545
00:49:09,386 --> 00:49:11,177
快点

546
00:49:11,263 --> 00:49:14,217
再见 慢慢玩

547
00:49:17,643 --> 00:49:21,178
抱歉 哥们 她们需要成人陪同

548
00:49:21,272 --> 00:49:22,683
什么?

549
00:50:19,414 --> 00:50:20,576
哎呀呀

550
00:50:20,665 --> 00:50:23,073
快看那只毛茸茸的独角兽

551
00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:28,126
毛茸茸的 我喜欢死了

552
00:50:28,215 --> 00:50:29,673
让我们把它给赢回来

553
00:50:29,758 --> 00:50:31,466
不行 不行

554
00:50:31,552 --> 00:50:32,832
好嘛

555
00:50:34,387 --> 00:50:36,925
独角兽多少钱

556
00:50:38,141 --> 00:50:40,051
不卖

557
00:50:40,144 --> 00:50:42,098
但你只要打倒那只小飞船

558
00:50:42,104 --> 00:50:45,103
就能把它抱回家

559
00:50:45,983 --> 00:50:47,098
小菜一碟

560
00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:01,082
(准备 开始)

561
00:51:07,025 --> 00:51:08,589
(游戏结束 你输了)

562
00:51:08,755 --> 00:51:09,953
再来一次

563
00:51:10,673 --> 00:51:13,129
等等 好嘛 再来一次

564
00:51:13,217 --> 00:51:14,381
最后一次

565
00:51:14,470 --> 00:51:16,795
我不小心闭眼了

566
00:51:32,154 --> 00:51:34,147
我打中了 打中啦      真棒

567
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,595
(游戏结束 你输了)

568
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:41,490
喂喂喂 这是什么意思

569
00:51:42,247 --> 00:51:45,332
她打中了 我亲眼所见

570
00:51:45,418 --> 00:51:48,169
老兄 我告诉你

571
00:51:48,253 --> 00:51:52,797
你没见到那只太空船被打倒吧?

572
00:51:52,884 --> 00:51:55,718
知道那意味什么吗 教授大人

573
00:51:55,803 --> 00:51:59,338
意味着你拿不到独角兽

574
00:52:01,475 --> 00:52:03,349
某人要发脾气了哟

575
00:52:03,436 --> 00:52:05,844
啧 下次好运了

576
00:52:08,065 --> 00:52:10,771
好了 该我了

577
00:52:32,215 --> 00:52:34,706
死翘翘

578
00:52:39,055 --> 00:52:41,972
毛茸茸的      耶

579
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,722
真是太帅了

580
00:52:44,810 --> 00:52:46,435
你把整个东西都给炸了

581
00:52:46,521 --> 00:52:48,894
走吧 我们再去玩别的游戏

582
00:52:55,947 --> 00:52:58,611
格鲁 能跟你说两句吗

583
00:52:59,117 --> 00:53:01,358
好了 姑娘们 玩去吧

584
00:53:08,918 --> 00:53:11,208
我偷到微缩光了

585
00:53:13,839 --> 00:53:16,045
棉花糖

586
00:53:17,050 --> 00:53:21,000
还有12天月球就会到达最佳位置

587
00:53:21,097 --> 00:53:23,220
我们不能在此时分心

588
00:53:24,977 --> 00:53:26,221
联系博金斯

589
00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:36,400
抱歉打扰您了 博金斯先生

590
00:53:36,487 --> 00:53:40,793
但我想你见到这个肯定特开心

591
00:53:41,243 --> 00:53:42,358
什么?

592
00:53:54,882 --> 00:53:57,372
做得好 格鲁 很不错

593
00:53:57,467 --> 00:54:00,468
接下来的计划非常简单

594
00:54:01,096 --> 00:54:04,844
我飞到月球 缩小月球

595
00:54:04,933 --> 00:54:08,633
拿走月球 我坐在马桶上

596
00:54:08,729 --> 00:54:10,352
什么?

597
00:54:10,438 --> 00:54:12,561
抱歉 抱歉

598
00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:15,768
我失陪一下

599
00:54:15,861 --> 00:54:17,272
我说过别碰我的东西

600
00:54:17,363 --> 00:54:20,363
我说过几百遍了

601
00:54:20,449 --> 00:54:22,156
我们能叫披萨外卖吗

602
00:54:22,241 --> 00:54:24,152
披萨? 你们刚吃过午饭

603
00:54:24,244 --> 00:54:25,407
我们是说晚餐

604
00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:27,038
晚餐?

605
00:54:27,122 --> 00:54:29,957
行行行 随便你们 快回去

606
00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:31,833
能点芝心披萨吗

607
00:54:33,086 --> 00:54:34,330
芝心的!      芝心的!

608
00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,351
我把你们都塞进披萨里

609
00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:39,384
你真幽默

610
00:54:39,468 --> 00:54:42,220
呆在房间里别乱跑

611
00:54:42,762 --> 00:54:43,793
好了

612
00:54:44,723 --> 00:54:48,139
很抱歉 说到哪儿了

613
00:54:48,226 --> 00:54:49,803
你坐在马桶上

614
00:54:49,894 --> 00:54:54,439
不不 很抱歉 我只是想搞搞气氛

615
00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:57,311
我知道您内心其实特...

616
00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:04,058
...闷骚 我想说的是...

617
00:55:07,204 --> 00:55:09,161
你不是很专心啊 格鲁

618
00:55:09,248 --> 00:55:11,620
相信我 我全神贯注呢

619
00:55:11,709 --> 00:55:13,702
你好!      怎么回事

620
00:55:13,794 --> 00:55:14,957
这家伙块头真大

621
00:55:15,046 --> 00:55:16,456
我们上电视了?      那是什么 孩子吗?

622
00:55:16,546 --> 00:55:19,334
你们在干什么 我让你们别进来

623
00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:25,799
别别别

624
00:55:25,888 --> 00:55:26,919
冷冻光!

625
00:55:27,015 --> 00:55:28,640
格鲁先生?

626
00:55:33,355 --> 00:55:34,683
没事

627
00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:37,442
正如我所说

628
00:55:37,526 --> 00:55:41,357
不用说了 够了

629
00:55:41,446 --> 00:55:43,819
但我的计划...      是个绝妙的计划

630
00:55:43,907 --> 00:55:47,074
我很欣赏你的计划 除了一点

631
00:55:47,953 --> 00:55:49,282
就是你

632
00:55:52,541 --> 00:55:56,123
妈妈 我画了张我登月的画

633
00:55:59,214 --> 00:56:03,344
妈妈 我用通心粉做了个火箭原型

634
00:56:05,887 --> 00:56:10,265
妈妈 我依照模型做了个真火箭

635
00:56:21,528 --> 00:56:23,272
我没听懂

636
00:56:23,614 --> 00:56:25,903
面对现实吧 格鲁

637
00:56:25,992 --> 00:56:30,901
你在这行那么久 鲜有成就

638
00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:35,167
我们决定将钱和信心投资在...

639
00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,626
年轻的神偷身上

640
00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:39,246
但我...

641
00:56:39,296 --> 00:56:41,372
到此为止吧 再见 格鲁

642
00:57:02,613 --> 00:57:07,108
我知道最近谣言盛行

643
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,485
说银行不再给我们贷款

644
00:57:11,370 --> 00:57:14,454
我是来澄清这些谣言的

645
00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:18,249
谣言是真的

646
00:57:20,171 --> 00:57:22,377
至于资金问题

647
00:57:23,549 --> 00:57:25,709
我们没钱了

648
00:57:25,802 --> 00:57:28,375
那我们怎么上月球呢

649
00:57:29,555 --> 00:57:31,382
答案很简单

650
00:57:31,473 --> 00:57:33,052
我们上不了了

651
00:57:36,103 --> 00:57:38,733
我们玩完了

652
00:57:39,650 --> 00:57:44,524
现在应该趁早跳槽了

653
00:57:46,156 --> 00:57:47,270
我知道

654
00:57:47,365 --> 00:57:50,013
我准备好简历了

655
00:57:50,018 --> 00:57:52,572
我建议你们也趁早准备

656
00:57:53,579 --> 00:57:55,158
干什么

657
00:57:57,083 --> 00:58:00,368
没见我正在讲话吗

658
00:58:30,033 --> 00:58:31,409
没错!

659
00:58:31,493 --> 00:58:34,410
没错 我们用能获得的一切资源

660
00:58:35,038 --> 00:58:38,940
制造自己的火箭

661
00:58:39,043 --> 00:58:42,660
一切资源 废物回收 把车拆了

662
00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:45,045
我们不需要银行

663
00:58:45,131 --> 00:58:46,875
快点 快点

664
00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:17,727
(临界点)

665
00:59:18,143 --> 00:59:22,941
(稳定)

666
00:59:37,142 --> 00:59:39,135
妈 你在这干嘛

667
00:59:39,227 --> 00:59:42,062
这张他在浴缸里

668
00:59:42,773 --> 00:59:44,823
看看他的小屁屁

669
00:59:46,777 --> 00:59:48,270
妈

670
00:59:48,362 --> 00:59:49,738
这不好玩

671
00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:55,651
这张 他穿着他最好的衣服

672
00:59:55,953 --> 00:59:58,160
看上去像个女孩

673
00:59:58,247 --> 01:00:01,413
没错 一个丑丫头

674
01:00:24,231 --> 01:00:25,809
你真可爱

675
01:00:26,442 --> 01:00:27,901
(《天鹅湖》5月26日)

676
01:00:28,006 --> 01:00:29,048
(偷月亮!)

677
01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:42,284
太棒了 这形状像个死人

678
01:01:00,392 --> 01:01:02,931
博金斯先生 您儿子来了

679
01:01:03,021 --> 01:01:04,848
让他进来

680
01:01:06,023 --> 01:01:07,683
老爸

681
01:01:08,525 --> 01:01:09,985
你找我?

682
01:01:10,069 --> 01:01:13,023
没错 维克多      我已经改名了

683
01:01:13,113 --> 01:01:16,566
那是我过去的名字 现在我叫维矢量

684
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:17,988
给我坐下

685
01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:22,027
你知道微缩光在哪里吗

686
01:01:22,456 --> 01:01:24,414
当然 在我家呢

687
01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:27,371
是吗? 在你家? 有意思

688
01:01:27,461 --> 01:01:31,708
我猜格鲁那个一定是个山寨的

689
01:01:34,303 --> 01:01:37,655
什么...我从那些丫头那买饼干了!

690
01:01:37,846 --> 01:01:41,596
你知道掠夺月球计划有多赚钱吗

691
01:01:41,684 --> 01:01:43,476
我把大好机会放在你面前

692
01:01:43,561 --> 01:01:45,387
你却搞砸了

693
01:01:46,272 --> 01:01:49,867
我没有      是吗?

694
01:01:49,984 --> 01:01:52,856
格鲁还没见过我的最新武器呢

695
01:01:52,946 --> 01:01:55,947
乌贼枪 哦嘢

696
01:01:58,909 --> 01:02:01,069
我被乌贼袭击了!

697
01:02:02,622 --> 01:02:03,902
别担心

698
01:02:03,998 --> 01:02:07,247
月球是我们的囊中之物了

699
01:02:10,088 --> 01:02:11,582
该睡觉啦

700
01:02:11,673 --> 01:02:14,840
刷牙了吗 让我闻闻

701
01:02:15,469 --> 01:02:16,844
你没刷牙

702
01:02:16,928 --> 01:02:21,007
快换睡衣 别动 听话 听话

703
01:02:21,099 --> 01:02:25,594
我是认真的 该睡觉了

704
01:02:25,687 --> 01:02:28,439
我们还不困呢      我困了

705
01:02:28,523 --> 01:02:30,730
能给我们讲故事吗

706
01:02:34,612 --> 01:02:35,987
不行

707
01:02:36,072 --> 01:02:37,318
求求你嘛

708
01:02:37,408 --> 01:02:41,238
求我也没有用

709
01:02:41,327 --> 01:02:43,403
还是不行 快睡吧

710
01:02:43,495 --> 01:02:45,620
但我们睡不着 太兴奋了

711
01:02:45,707 --> 01:02:47,491
你不给我们讲故事的话

712
01:02:47,496 --> 01:02:50,204
我们就折腾你

713
01:02:50,294 --> 01:02:51,375
一个晚上

714
01:02:53,548 --> 01:02:54,793
好吧

715
01:02:55,842 --> 01:02:59,136
好了好了 小懒猫

716
01:02:59,304 --> 01:03:00,771
小懒猫?

717
01:03:01,056 --> 01:03:02,871
这是什么      小木偶

718
01:03:02,932 --> 01:03:05,221
讲故事的时候的道具

719
01:03:12,317 --> 01:03:14,855
好吧 咱们速战速决

720
01:03:15,362 --> 01:03:19,608
"三只小猫爱玩耍 爱晒太阳爱磨爪

721
01:03:19,698 --> 01:03:24,112
"妈妈说该睡觉啦"

722
01:03:24,205 --> 01:03:28,072
这太垃圾了 你们居然喜欢

723
01:03:28,167 --> 01:03:29,625
继续念嘛

724
01:03:30,419 --> 01:03:32,790
念嘛      好吧 好吧

725
01:03:32,879 --> 01:03:35,453
"三只小猫喵喵叫

726
01:03:35,549 --> 01:03:37,874
'妈妈我们还没玩够'

727
01:03:37,967 --> 01:03:40,506
妈妈声音柔如水

728
01:03:40,596 --> 01:03:44,261
'那就把毛刷刷好'"

729
01:03:44,350 --> 01:03:46,508
快帮它们刷毛

730
01:03:48,228 --> 01:03:49,972
这是本书吗

731
01:03:50,064 --> 01:03:53,313
2岁小孩都能写出来 好吧

732
01:03:53,859 --> 01:03:56,859
"三只小猫的毛梳得顺又滑

733
01:03:56,945 --> 01:04:00,361
他们说 '现在睡觉太早啦'

734
01:04:00,449 --> 01:04:03,534
妈妈声音柔如丝

735
01:04:03,619 --> 01:04:06,620
'那就喝点牛奶吧'"

736
01:04:06,622 --> 01:04:09,042
快让它们喝牛奶

737
01:04:13,295 --> 01:04:17,163
我不喜欢这本书 没完没了

738
01:04:17,257 --> 01:04:20,651
"三只小猫舔舔嘴

739
01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:23,593
揉揉眼睛好想睡

740
01:04:29,978 --> 01:04:33,039
'我们还是睡不着'

741
01:04:33,044 --> 01:04:35,769
妈妈唱起了摇篮曲

742
01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:41,614
'小宝贝们闭上眼 一夜无梦好睡眠

743
01:04:42,199 --> 01:04:45,402
尽管梦中无法相见

744
01:04:45,493 --> 01:04:50,803
妈妈仍爱你们到永远'"

745
01:04:54,253 --> 01:04:56,578
故事结束 好了 晚安

746
01:04:57,589 --> 01:04:59,832
等等      又怎么了?

747
01:04:59,925 --> 01:05:01,799
睡前能亲一下吗

748
01:05:03,763 --> 01:05:07,511
不行 不能亲亲 不能抱抱 不能亲亲

749
01:05:10,437 --> 01:05:13,010
他不会亲我们的 艾妮

750
01:05:13,648 --> 01:05:15,687
我喜欢他 他真好

751
01:05:15,774 --> 01:05:17,103
但很可怕

752
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:19,641
像圣诞老人

753
01:05:29,872 --> 01:05:31,020
(格鲁族谱)

754
01:05:38,173 --> 01:05:42,524
离升空就48小时了 系统都在待命

755
01:05:44,636 --> 01:05:46,297
说起这个

756
01:05:46,807 --> 01:05:51,053
也许我们能推迟夺月计划

757
01:05:51,143 --> 01:05:52,292
请告诉我

758
01:05:52,293 --> 01:05:56,731
这不是因为你要去看舞蹈演出

759
01:05:56,815 --> 01:05:59,021
不 不 不

760
01:05:59,109 --> 01:06:02,146
看演出? 别...别傻了

761
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:07,156
我只是觉得星期六开展计划很奇怪

762
01:06:07,244 --> 01:06:13,508
也许星期二比较适合实施计划?

763
01:06:13,541 --> 01:06:17,159
格鲁 我们已为此准备了很多年

764
01:06:17,253 --> 01:06:19,381
这是我们的毕生梦想

765
01:06:19,421 --> 01:06:21,331
把月球给偷了

766
01:06:21,424 --> 01:06:24,628
这是名垂千古的机会

767
01:06:24,719 --> 01:06:28,503
而这些丫头们却让你分心了

768
01:06:28,597 --> 01:06:29,927
必须把她们给送走

769
01:06:30,684 --> 01:06:34,681
如果你不采取行动 我来

770
01:06:36,356 --> 01:06:38,016
我知道了

771
01:06:40,526 --> 01:06:42,021
很好

772
01:06:45,157 --> 01:06:46,319
屁屁

773
01:06:49,535 --> 01:06:50,734
屁屁

774
01:07:03,299 --> 01:07:04,462
屁屁

775
01:07:06,344 --> 01:07:10,092
好了 当我们的杯子碰在一起

776
01:07:10,181 --> 01:07:12,851
我们就说"干杯"

777
01:07:12,934 --> 01:07:14,097
准备好了吗 伊迪斯

778
01:07:14,185 --> 01:07:15,216
干杯      干杯

779
01:07:15,311 --> 01:07:17,304
没错 然后喝一口

780
01:07:18,064 --> 01:07:19,095
轮到艾妮了

781
01:07:19,191 --> 01:07:20,270
干杯      干杯

782
01:07:20,359 --> 01:07:21,735
非常好

783
01:07:23,445 --> 01:07:24,820
我去开门 姑娘们

784
01:07:25,196 --> 01:07:26,310
别去嘛

785
01:07:26,406 --> 01:07:29,941
放心 我很快回来 你们继续干杯

786
01:07:30,410 --> 01:07:31,524
干杯 干杯      干杯 干杯

787
01:07:33,913 --> 01:07:35,788
海蒂小姐 什么风把你给吹来了

788
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,183
我是来找孩子们的

789
01:07:37,188 --> 01:07:39,790
我接到电话说你不想收养她们了

790
01:07:42,381 --> 01:07:46,627
而且 我买了本西班牙语字典

791
01:07:50,055 --> 01:07:51,253
我对你之前的话很不爽

792
01:07:51,348 --> 01:07:52,723
但...

793
01:07:59,023 --> 01:08:01,596
我让她们收拾收拾

794
01:08:11,493 --> 01:08:13,949
别让她带我们走 格鲁先生

795
01:08:15,205 --> 01:08:17,079
告诉她你要收养我们

796
01:08:17,165 --> 01:08:19,158
好了 孩子们 走了

797
01:08:19,252 --> 01:08:22,091
再见 格鲁先生 谢谢这段时间的照顾

798
01:08:37,853 --> 01:08:39,929
我这都是为了你好

799
01:08:40,314 --> 01:08:43,398
来吧 我们把月球据为己有

800
01:08:45,234 --> 01:08:46,314
好吧

801
01:10:02,897 --> 01:10:04,011
这是干嘛

802
01:10:05,691 --> 01:10:06,973
舞蹈表演?

803
01:10:07,068 --> 01:10:10,317
我是本世纪最伟大的神偷

804
01:10:10,404 --> 01:10:14,485
我才不去小女孩的舞蹈表演呢

805
01:10:35,303 --> 01:10:40,262
打开发射舱门 开始启动发射程序

806
01:10:40,351 --> 01:10:45,346
倒数10秒 准备升空

807
01:10:46,441 --> 01:10:50,902
10 9 8 7

808
01:10:50,987 --> 01:10:52,018
6...

809
01:11:18,098 --> 01:11:19,343
哦嘢

810
01:11:21,310 --> 01:11:23,847
做得好 博士 一切正常

811
01:11:36,617 --> 01:11:38,194
我的飞行服

812
01:11:39,952 --> 01:11:43,120
哦嘢 又一次 伟大的...

813
01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:09,666
我成功了!

814
01:13:11,169 --> 01:13:13,973
月球是我的了!

815
01:13:14,088 --> 01:13:16,877
月球是我的了!

816
01:13:31,983 --> 01:13:33,476
还来得及

817
01:13:40,741 --> 01:13:43,066
等等      凯文

818
01:13:46,205 --> 01:13:47,782
快点 快点!

819
01:13:56,048 --> 01:13:57,626
他还没来

820
01:13:57,717 --> 01:14:00,125
他怎么会来? 他不要我们了

821
01:14:00,220 --> 01:14:01,762
但是我们拉过钩钩了

822
01:14:01,846 --> 01:14:04,597
孩子们 孩子们 该准备了

823
01:14:04,682 --> 01:14:07,469
表演还不能开始 我们还在等人呢

824
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:09,932
能再等几分钟吗

825
01:14:13,774 --> 01:14:16,182
好吧 就几分钟

826
01:14:16,277 --> 01:14:18,353
他不会来了 伙计们

827
01:14:21,825 --> 01:14:23,817
格鲁 格鲁 你听见了吗

828
01:14:26,161 --> 01:14:29,697
快 我们必须立刻警告他

829
01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:06,693
好 这里是图书馆

830
01:15:06,786 --> 01:15:09,491
那边是第三大街 舞蹈室在...

831
01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:10,992
那边 没错

832
01:15:48,454 --> 01:15:50,861
抱歉 哥们 表演结束了

833
01:15:51,206 --> 01:15:52,830
结束了?

834
01:16:08,952 --> 01:16:11,351
(玛戈 伊迪斯和艾妮的爸爸)

835
01:16:24,073 --> 01:16:25,533
(把月球拿来 V)

836
01:16:30,786 --> 01:16:32,281
维矢量 把门打开

837
01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:36,531
先把月球拿来 咱们再谈

838
01:16:50,098 --> 01:16:52,589
格鲁先生!      闭嘴 臭丫头

839
01:16:52,683 --> 01:16:54,179
交出孩子们

840
01:16:54,269 --> 01:16:58,646
我还没打算放她们走

841
01:16:58,732 --> 01:16:59,763
不行

842
01:16:59,858 --> 01:17:02,528
哦嘢 捉摸不定

843
01:17:03,237 --> 01:17:04,731
听好了 你这个小无赖

844
01:17:04,822 --> 01:17:08,155
别让我进去 否则打得你满地找牙

845
01:17:09,452 --> 01:17:11,277
我好怕怕哦

846
01:17:14,748 --> 01:17:16,576
你死定了

847
01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,748
什么? 他居然打我的鲨鱼

848
01:17:58,856 --> 01:17:59,898
(逃生器)

849
01:18:25,486 --> 01:18:26,600
他在那

850
01:18:32,535 --> 01:18:33,779
坚持住 格鲁

851
01:18:39,125 --> 01:18:40,404
哦 不

852
01:18:50,720 --> 01:18:52,547
孩子们被维矢量给抓住了

853
01:18:56,559 --> 01:18:58,219
船怎么恢复原状了

854
01:18:58,311 --> 01:19:01,062
月球也会恢复原状      什么?

855
01:19:01,146 --> 01:19:03,393
微缩光的持续时间

856
01:19:03,398 --> 01:19:06,225
和物体质量成反比

857
01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:09,237
这是纳法尼奥定理

858
01:19:09,322 --> 01:19:11,231
实际上 是我刚命名的

859
01:19:12,075 --> 01:19:13,569
哦 不!

860
01:19:19,624 --> 01:19:20,952
你们看见了吗

861
01:19:21,083 --> 01:19:23,788
维矢量 救命      维矢量

862
01:19:23,878 --> 01:19:25,076
这里!

863
01:19:25,171 --> 01:19:26,796
你们想怎么着

864
01:19:26,881 --> 01:19:27,912
月球

865
01:19:44,065 --> 01:19:45,096
小心

866
01:19:48,945 --> 01:19:50,737
尽可能靠近对方

867
01:19:51,573 --> 01:19:52,853
做得好

868
01:20:09,216 --> 01:20:11,422
格鲁先生 上面      格鲁先生

869
01:20:11,510 --> 01:20:13,549
好了 孩子们 孩子们

870
01:20:13,636 --> 01:20:16,341
你们必须跳下来      跳?

871
01:20:16,431 --> 01:20:18,341
你疯了吗

872
01:20:18,433 --> 01:20:19,844
别担心 我能接住你们

873
01:20:20,769 --> 01:20:22,179
你不要我们了

874
01:20:22,270 --> 01:20:26,725
我知道 这是我这辈子最大的错误

875
01:20:27,025 --> 01:20:28,934
但你们现在必须跳下来

876
01:20:29,527 --> 01:20:31,604
不会有事的

877
01:20:36,576 --> 01:20:37,607
好了 孩子们

878
01:20:39,704 --> 01:20:41,199
跳!

879
01:20:46,212 --> 01:20:48,499
玛戈 我会接住你的

880
01:20:49,172 --> 01:20:52,208
并且再也不放手

881
01:21:01,810 --> 01:21:03,849
想得美!      不!

882
01:21:03,937 --> 01:21:05,182
放开我!

883
01:21:09,150 --> 01:21:10,230
玛戈 !

884
01:21:16,033 --> 01:21:18,239
我来了 玛戈 坚持住

885
01:21:47,188 --> 01:21:48,684
我接住你了

886
01:22:06,834 --> 01:22:07,949
不

887
01:22:25,144 --> 01:22:26,388
惨了

888
01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,307
这次 邪不能胜正

889
01:22:29,398 --> 01:22:32,736
月球重回其运行轨道

890
01:22:32,902 --> 01:22:35,736
执法部门仍毫无线索

891
01:22:35,801 --> 01:22:37,529
人人都在好奇

892
01:22:37,614 --> 01:22:39,406
这位神秘英雄究竟是谁

893
01:22:39,491 --> 01:22:41,685
他什么时候会再次出动呢

894
01:22:41,994 --> 01:22:43,786
好了 孩子们 该睡觉了

895
01:22:43,871 --> 01:22:47,572
给我们讲个故事      三只小懒猫

896
01:22:47,666 --> 01:22:52,152
抱歉 那本书惨遭意外毒手了

897
01:22:53,339 --> 01:22:56,543
今晚给你们讲个新故事

898
01:22:56,634 --> 01:22:58,840
这个故事叫

899
01:22:58,928 --> 01:23:02,593
大大的独角兽 作者是谁呢...

900
01:23:03,392 --> 01:23:07,092
是我 没错 看 这本也有木偶

901
01:23:07,895 --> 01:23:09,602
看着

902
01:23:10,773 --> 01:23:12,600
这个是角

903
01:23:16,612 --> 01:23:18,688
这肯定是世界上最棒的故事

904
01:23:18,781 --> 01:23:23,574
不是我吹 这非常可能

905
01:23:23,661 --> 01:23:24,740
听好咯

906
01:23:24,829 --> 01:23:27,830
"从前有只独角兽 又大又强又自由

907
01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:30,620
"不知开心为何物

908
01:23:31,961 --> 01:23:35,412
"三只小猫闯入他的生活

909
01:23:35,756 --> 01:23:39,506
"他的世界不再相同"

910
01:23:39,595 --> 01:23:41,338
那个看起来像我

911
01:23:41,429 --> 01:23:43,552
你说什么呢 这是猫

912
01:23:43,639 --> 01:23:47,388
和某个人长得像 纯属巧合

913
01:23:50,938 --> 01:23:53,310
"她们为他带来欢笑

914
01:23:53,399 --> 01:23:55,606
"亦为他带来忧愁

915
01:23:57,862 --> 01:24:00,317
"再见不该轻易说出

916
01:24:01,157 --> 01:24:05,735
"这三只小猫

917
01:24:05,828 --> 01:24:08,401
"改变了他

918
01:24:08,915 --> 01:24:11,832
"从此再也不离别

919
01:24:11,918 --> 01:24:13,994
"故事结束"

920
01:24:14,087 --> 01:24:16,413
好啦 晚安

921
01:24:39,738 --> 01:24:41,362
我爱你

922
01:24:41,906 --> 01:24:43,614
我也爱你

923
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,787
不行

924
01:24:57,005 --> 01:24:58,119
好吧

925
01:25:03,136 --> 01:25:05,294
我不是已经亲过你了吗

926
01:25:39,130 --> 01:25:41,123
她们真棒

927
01:25:41,215 --> 01:25:44,170
我真为你自豪 儿子

928
01:25:44,260 --> 01:25:47,179
没想到你是个好父亲

929
01:25:48,306 --> 01:25:49,801
像我

930
01:25:50,392 --> 01:25:52,634
或许更好

931
01:26:19,963 --> 01:26:21,672
别叫我 你们跳吧

932
01:26:23,426 --> 01:26:24,884
别 别 别

933
01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:45,872
★★☆剧终☆★★
中文字幕独家制作:法兰克彼得生
谢谢观看

934
01:28:04,527 --> 01:28:06,104
嘿 卡尔 嘿

935
01:28:10,367 --> 01:28:11,445
不 不 不

936
01:28:11,535 --> 01:28:12,732
我 我 我

937
01:28:14,078 --> 01:28:15,109
约翰

938
01:28:15,205 --> 01:28:16,664
不 不 我我我

939
01:28:40,397 --> 01:28:41,428
惨了

940
01:29:28,153 --> 01:29:29,351
哦 不!

941
01:29:30,197 --> 01:29:31,655
住手 住手

942
01:30:32,884 --> 01:30:34,260
你好 我是格鲁

943
01:30:34,344 --> 01:30:37,346
快去干活 快去干活 快去...

944
01:30:44,025 --> 01:30:54,880
★★☆剧终☆★★
中文字幕独家制作:法兰克彼得生
谢谢观看