[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog ♪
♪ And Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
FINN: Candy party!
Jake, this party is so crazy!
I know, Finn. I know.
[LAUGHS]
GIRL: So, Finn, do you have a girlfriend?
Oh, my gosh, I can't believe
you just said that!
[LAUGHING]
What a wonderful, marvelous party!
Okay, I'm gonna do it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Everyone watch!
I'm gonna do a flip! [GRUNTS]
Whoa, oh, oh!
[CRUNCH!]
Ohh! Oh, no!
[LAUGHTER]
[CRACKING]
♪ Dee, dee, dee, ♪
♪ Dee, dee ♪
Whoo, whoo!
[SCREAMING]
Princess Bubblegum's in trouble!
[BREATHING HEAVILY] [SMACK!]
Watch where you're going!
[SCREAMING]
[WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!]
[GRUNTS] Holy cow!
Is the Princess okay?
Ooh!
Please, calm yourselves, my people.
I am safe!
Oh, thank you, Finn.
You truly are my hero this day.
Cool.
Hero. Hmm.
He-e-e-e-ro.
Hey, I just thought of something!
Uh, what did you think of?
I'll show you. Come on.
We'll go through my secret entrance.
All right, everyone.
Turn around.
Well, turn around!
This entrance is secret!
Oh!
Secret entrance. Got it.
Math.
Hurry, Finn!
[LAUGHS] No way!
[BOINK!]
Here it is.
Check it out.
A magical globe?
No, Finn.
It's what you can see through the globe.
Golly.
[GIGGLES]
Look. You see this book?
Yeah, I see it.
It's called the Enchiridion.
It's a book meant only for
heroes whose hearts are righteous.
[POOF!]
Shmow-zow!
The book lies at
the top of Mount Cragdor,
guarded by a manly Minotaur.
It's waiting for a truly
righteous hero to claim it!
Do you think I've got
the goods, Bubblegum?
'Cause I am into this stuff!
Yeah, I know.
And, yes, I do.
Then off I go!
Huh?
Ja-a-a-a-a-a-ke!
Huh? [CREAK!]
Thanks, pal.
Farewell, Fi--
Oh, wait a minute.
Farewell, Finn the human boy!
Bye, princess!
You know what time it is, buddy?
A-a-a-dventure time?
Yeah, man!
[WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!]
[TING!]
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
Greetings, young heroes to be.
This mountain is called Cragdor.
Its purpose is twofold --
to protect the Enchiridion and to
test the hearts of those who
seek to possess it.
Many noble challengers have
entered, attempting to pass the
grueling trials that lie behind
these walls, but no one has ever
left here alive or dead.
Only the truest, most worthy
hero can receive the hero's
Enchiridion and walk out these doors again.
[SNIFFS]
If it is you, friend -- ooh-hoo,
and I cannot say that I am certain,
but you are verily
welcome to try.
However, first you must pass my riddle.
My name is Keyper, and duly so,
for I carry the key to this door.
But all is not how it appears, you see.
Or perhaps you don't see at all. [LAUGHS]
Perhaps the key is in you,
child, but you cannot use your brawn here.
The door is magically sealed! [DOINK!]
Ooh, you've unlocked the riddle and the door!
Ha ha, brilliantly done, child.
[FARTS]
[BOTH LAUGH]
Please, reveal to me how you
unraveled my clue.
I just thought you'd
look cute stuffed in that lock.
Oh, yes. That's how most people get in.
- Bye!
You've passed the first trial,
young heroes, but prepare yourselves,
for there are many
trials ahead of you.
And each trial is more
treacherous than the last. [CLANK!]
[BOING!]
[SNIFFS]
The Enchiridion is...
[SNIFFS] ...that way.
What?!
Dude, you can't smell the book from here!
It's in the castle on
top of the mountain. [SNIFFS]
In a room.
[CHUCKLES]
Wish you had one, huh?
VOICES: Help! Help! Oh, help!
This way!
What about the book?
It can wait.
Someone needs our help.
[GRUNTING]
Yo, Finn, are you all right?
Did you get brain damage?
I'm fine. Keep going.
We have to hurry.
Help! Save us!
We're stuck in the fire!
I've got you.
Thank you for saving us.
Now we can destroy this old lady.
♪ La la la-la ♪
What?!
[ZAP! POW!]
Anytime you say, "What?"
We'll destroy an old lady. What?!
It's a wonderful day.
[ZAP! POW!]
Every time you say, "No,"
we'll destroy an old lady. No! What?!
[ZAP! POW! POW! POW!] Please... ohh!
...don't destroy... ooh!
...any more... aah! ...old women.
Every time you look sad,
we'll destroy a big old woman.
Well, ever since I got to --
[ZAP! POW!] [SCREAMS]
Hey, guys, every time he's a
big wuss, let's destroy an old lady.
[LAUGHING] Yeah.
Hey, back off, you gnomes!
That kid just saved you guys.
You should thank him,
not destroy old ladies.
Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Say, "Thank you."
Say... thank... you!
Kill him!
[ZAP! POW!]
[WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!]
Get back in there!
Help! Help! Please, help!
JAKE: Hey, Finn, you okay?
FINN: No way, dude.
Those old ladies are destroyed
because of me.
I'm not righteous.
I'm wrong-teous. Stupid-teous.
[SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!]
Ah, don't let those
gnomes and their illusions get you down.
They're just gnomes and illusions.
Illusions?
Yeah, man.
Think -- what would regular old
sweet ladies be doing wandering
the hills of Mount Cragdor?
Maybe they're lost?
[LAUGHS] No way.
This place is designed to mess
you up, to mess with your head.
None of this is real.
It's all just trials to test
your heroic attributes.
Hmm.
Hmm!
Now let's go get that book.
Yeah, you're the
smartest dog I know, man.
[LAUGHS]
[CHOMP! SLURP!] Jake?
[GULP!]
Ja-a-a-a-a-a-ke!
You cannot pass.
Give me back my friend! - No.
It's okay, Finn.
I can get out.
Let Jake go, or I'll --
I'll kick your foot!
[LAUGHS]
It is impossible for you to hurt me.
[LAUGHS]
Don't worry, dude.
I found another way --
Huh? I'm coming, buddy!
[BELCHES]
I think your dog finally fell
into my stomach.
Hey, where did you go?
I got your wallet, man!
No! My big money!
Give it back!
Give me back my friend!
But I killed him already.
[GROANS]
Fine. I'll give you your dollar.
Here's your dolla-a-a-a-a-a-r!
[GROANS]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jake!
You're okay!
Stomachs are weird.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yea-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
Dude, you just flew us
all the way to the top! Wait a minute.
[SNIFFS]
I can smell the book right
through this door.
[CRYING]
You're under arrest for stealing
my dollar!
[CRYING]
Just a minute, Jake.
[GRUNTING]
[WHOOSH!]
Hey! [LAUGHING]
You know what that was?
That was righteous.
Thanks, Jake.
Now sniff out that book for me.
You got it.
[SNIFFING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
Whoa!
Cool!
MAN: Congratulations,
Finn the Human.
You must be truly righteous to
have made it this far.
Thank you.
Now enter my brain world, and
I will show you some aspect of
yourself that you're not
entirely aware of.
Where... am I?
GHOUL: For your final trial, slay
the beast!
Why?
Is it an evil beast?
Ye-s-s-s-s-s.
It's completely evil.
Will you slay it?
Shoot, yeah.
I'll slay anything that's evil.
That's my deal.
[ZAP!]
[WHIP!]
[GRUNTING]
[SPLURT!]
Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-s.
You've done well, hero.
FINN: Thank you.
Now, as one last last trial...
[TING!]
...slay this ant!
Is it evil? No!
But it's... not good, either.
It's, uh, neutral.
Will you slay it?
[CREAK!]
No!
If you want the hero's
Enchiridion, then slay this unaligned ant!
Never. Never. Never!
Uh-oh.
Hyah!
KEYPER: Congratulations, Finn the human.
Now you have truly reached the end --
Never! Ohh!
Oh, no.
Mr. Keyper, I'm sorry.
W-why are you wearing that
little devil costume?
These are my pajamas.
I was getting ready for bed.
Finn, Jake! You made it!
Are you another trial?
Trial? Oh, no.
[CHUCKLES]
I'm Manish Man, the Minotaur.
[GASPS]
The manly Minotaur from
Princess Bubblegum's story!
[LAUGHING]
[MUSCLES CREAKING]
So... can I check out
the Enchiridion?
Can I, can I, can I?
Yeah, come on.
Let's go check it out. Whoo-hoo!
We've been watching you guys on
our magical viewing globe.
Take a seat, guys.
Have some juice.
There's grape and apple, and the
gatekeeper made spaghetti.
And... all right, Finn, are you
ready for this?
[CREAK! CREAK!]
[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
The Enchiridion!
You deserve it, Finn.
Really?
Yeah, Finn, you're the
goodest of heart and most
righteous hero I've seen here.
Tenderness, ingenuity, bravery,
nard-kicking ability, and when
you took that giant Ogre's
dollar -- oh, man -- the Keyper
nearly fainted!
[LAUGHS]
It's true!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[LAUGHS]
Hey, crack open that book and
read something, for fun's sake,
all right?
Oh, yeah. Wow.
"How to kiss Princesses"?
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Whoa.
What did you just read?
[WHOOSH! TING!]
Yeah, what does it say, Finn?
Manish man won't tell me.
Hey, don't tell her, Finn.
It doesn't say anything, Princess.
Manish Man!
Oh, ye-e-e-e-e-ah!
[POP! POP!]
[WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!]
[TING!]
[SCREAMING]
FINN: [SINGING IN AUTOTUNE]
♪ Baby ♪ - JAKE: Mm!
♪ I know what you need ♪
What's that?
♪ You want your little baby socks ♪
♪ For your little baby feet ♪ - Whoo!
- ♪ Baby ♪ - Yeah?
- ♪ I know what you crave ♪ - Oh, yeah? What's that?
♪ You want to poop your pants all day long ♪
♪ Well, baby, behave ♪
Hey, how can you sing like that, dude?
Remember when I swallowed that little computer?
Oh, yeah.
All right, Stanley, you and your family are safe again.
Seriously, Stanley, for a watermelon,
you get into trouble way more often than you should.
[WHISTLING]
- W-Whoa! - What the?
Shmow-zow!
Look at that!
JAKE: That is the most adorable thing I have ever seen.
And he loves your baby song!
Sing some more of it, dude!
All right.
[AUTOTUNED] ♪ Baby, you're looking so good ♪
♪ You're looking like you might want some baby food ♪
JAKE: Keep it going, man!
♪ Baby, you're looking so fine ♪
♪ You're looking like you might just start crying ♪
[LAUGHS] Yeah!
Dude, this guy is a pal for life!
It looks like he's got two jiggly bellies stuck together.
I've got that on my back.
I call it my butt. Whoa!
He's the Jiggler!
[BOTH LAUGH]
You are the best thing ever!
Let's take the Jiggler back to the house
and just stick him by our bed so we can wake up...
BOTH: next to a little dancing guy every morning!
[AUTOTUNED] ♪ I gotta tuck you in, girl ♪
♪ I gotta sing you sweet melodies about babies ♪
♪ Yeah ♪ - Little baby feet!
Welcome to your new home!
Feast your eyes on everything!
[WHISTLES]
Nice, huh?
[WHISTLES]
[GRUNTING]
What are you doing?
Splitting my toothbrush in half so he can use half.
Here you go. It's for your teeth.
Like this.
[SWISH! SWISH! SWISH!]
Yeah, you got it!
Enough hygiene. Let's get to it!
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
Yeah! Toothbrush dance!
Ha ha, this is cool! - Yeah!
Ahh!
[LAUGHS]
Yeah!
[LAUGHS]
Dance, dance.
[YAWNING] Dance.
I'm not tired.
How about you, Jake?
Maybe we should go upstairs.
You can have the comfiest spot on the bed.
Good night.
[WHISTLES]
Morning, Jake!
[YAWNS] Morning.
Are you ready to get down?
[AUTOTUNED] ♪ Let's get this party started! ♪
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, okay.
[NORMAL VOICE] Where's the little guy?
Over there.
[SQUEAKS]
Hey, pal, you ready to cut loose?
Wake and shake, buddy.
Let's do this thing!
[WHISTLES]
[WHISTLES WEAKLY]
Slam-a-cow, that fool looks rumped.
What do you mean?
Well, look at him.
He's all limp... and weird.
Uh, I bet he just needs some breakfast
after a night of extraordinary jiggling.
Hey, let's combine everything we can find in the kitchen
and have the Jiggler drink it!
That'll wake him up!
And then we can...
[AUTOTUNED] ♪ Get down! ♪
[WHISTLES WEAKLY]
He doesn't want to drink that goop, man.
Then let's just give him some, uh, purple whatevers.
You mean the grapes?
Yeah, whatever.
[GULP!]
Hey. I think he's digging it!
[HIGH-PITCH HUMMING]
That doesn't sound good.
[SCREAMS]
Uh...
[HUMMING CONTINUES]
Uh, you think we --
think we fed the wrong hole?
Nah, he just doesn't like purple whatevers.
What we need to do is figure out what he does like to eat.
Here, Jiggler.
What kind of food do you like?
Meat? Some banana?
This looks like corn, I think.
A hot dog.
Stanley the watermelon.
Look, Jake! He likes it!
[GASPS] Wow!
No way!
[SLURP!]
His favorite food is drawings!
Awesome!
Holy fig, that's awesome!
What food are you drawing now?
I'm drawing a picture of you.
Well, don't feed it me!
[LAUGHS]
Come on. Eat him up, Jiggler.
[SLURP!]
No! Aah! Aah! Keep it away!
Shoo! Shoo! Aah!
No! Aah!
All right, all right. I got it. Calm down.
I'll eat him. Ahh!
Dude, you eating me is just as bad
as the Jiggler eating me!
Well, you gonna eat yourself, tough guy?
Yes, if that is what must be done.
[MUNCHING]
[GULP!]
I taste awesome.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Okay, all right.
Now, let's get back to some jiggling!
I'll get the tunes!
[WARBLING]
Like this! Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo!
Come on, Jiggler! Wiggle and whistle!
Yeah, Jiggler! Go nuts!
Go nuts like there's bugs on your butts!
[MOANING]
[GURGLE!]
[POP! SQUISH!]
Whoa.
[GASPS] Jiggler?
What the heck? What's wrong with him?
Uh, there's nothing wrong with him.
We just got to plug up his holes.
See? That worked.
Ready to jiggle again, little guy?
Whoa!
Oh, man.
Quick! We got to plug those holes!
Jake, hurry!
All I can find is your glass-eye collection.
What about your eye-patch collection?
Oh, man, they're in mint condition.
Jake! - All right, coming!
Mama, mama, mama, mama, mama.
One more patch! Eh! Finished!
Ugh. He looks terrible.
Finn, I know you don't want to hear this,
but I think we should cut our losses
and bring this fella back to where we found him.
We can't just abandon him. Look at him, Jake.
He needs us now more than ever.
We just need to take better care of you
from now on, right, little guy?
[RUMBLE! RUMBLE! SPLAT!]
Jiggler!
[WHISTLING]
- Oh. - Wha--
Finn? Okay.
[SCREAMS]
Our pet exploded.
[SCREAMING]
Maybe we can scrape him up and...
ugh.
[GASPS] Oh, holy moly!
Don't worry, Jiggler! We'll fix you!
[WHISTLES]
Pbh-t-t-t-t-t!
Let's gather him up, Jake!
He's all over the place, even between the floorboards!
- And the cupboards! - And the galoshes!
I wonder... where's his heinie?
[SQUEAK! SQUEAK!]
Found it! Come here, you!
Hey! Ugh!
Come on, let's put him back together.
- Okay. - Squeeze real hard.
He's slipping! - I got him.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Well, at least he's all in one piece.
Sheesh, you think he's... dead?
No way! I won't let you die, guy!
Not this time!
[BLOWING AIR]
[SMOOCHING]
Finn, stop it, man! What are you doing?
I'm kissing him! What do you think?
That's all I can think to do.
Just put him down.
[SLOOP!]
[SMOOCHING]
He's kissing colors with his dying breath.
I think he's trying to tell us something.
Finn, this looks like it could be his mom!
[WHISTLES]
We took this child away from its mama, Jake!
We're kidnappers and murderers.
I just wanted to have fun and jiggle!
Look, chill out, okay? We can fix this.
Check it out.
His mom looks like she's out by Stanley's house,
where we found the Jiggler.
If we get him back to her, she'll be able to fix him up!
Then there's no time to spare!
[WHEEZING]
Shh.
Just hold on a little longer, buddy.
[WHISTLING]
Did you hear that? Whistling!
Perpendicular! It's the mama!
[ALL WHISTLING]
[WHISTLING]
Look, the little guy wants to go home!
Well, this is it, buddy.
Be well.
[WHISTLING CONTINUES]
[SNIFF, SNIFF]
[SCREECHING]
Hey!
Stop that!
Huh!
I don't understand.
That crazy mama almost killed him.
He feels cold.
What are we supposed to do now, man?
We can't bring him home or he'll... or he'll...
- Pbht! - Dang it!
Why doesn't she love him?!
I love him! You love him! It's not fair!
[SCREAMS] - Finn, wait!
Mama's supposed to love baby!
She's supposed to love baby!
Huh?
[SNIFFLING]
Oh, man!
It's yours, idiot!
[GROWLING]
Don't you recognize your own baby?!
Finn!
I figured it out, dude!
It's the juice!
The Jiggler needs to smell like its mama's juice.
That's how wild animals know what's going on.
And this guy right here is all drained out.
We got to toss it in the soup, brother.
All right. Okay.
I loved you, baby.
I hope you know that.
Word to your mothe-r-r-r-r-r-r!
[SPLAT!]
[WHISTLING]
[SNIFF, SNIFF]
[WHISTLING]
BOTH: Aww.
I'll never kidnap again.
You said it. That was a nightmare.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪