(horn honks) Road trip!
Check out this sweet make-out wagon! Life-giving magus bro! - Yo, yo, yo!
- Yo, yo! Ron James bro! - Whazzup!
- Not much, not much. Finn's old hat bro! - Uh, name's "Little Dude".
- Sure, sure. Hey, uh... - It's Beau.
Beau bro, right! Leaf man bro! And, uh...
- Who's this guy? - I don't know. We just picked him up.
That's the kind of trip this is gonna be. It's a "destiny will guide us" kind of thing.
How 'bout we call you... Giuseppe.
(farts) That's right, Giuseppe.
- Okay, Ron James, it's time. - A'ight, listen up, brahs. Here's the plan.
- Oooh! - We're heading for big butt rock.
At sundown, we'll gather on the cheek's peak, and using the ah-has, deep feels and woo-woos
we score from the journey, we will chant a totally original spell, thus forming an entirely
new school of magic! Kind of like those jerky secret societies, but less jerky.
(blows) (all cheer) Just got one more stop.
Finn and Jake's crib? They won't come. They're out of our league.
Hey, Abracadaniel's here, with a bus full of lame wizards.
Here we go. They're probably gonna try to lure us on some dumb trip.
Hey, water nymphs! Uh... Hi! Uh... Do you girls feel like, uh...
- Going on a road trip? - No thanks. - Okay, but what if I...
(straining) Ew! (panting)
- Hey, ladies! Hellooo! - Whoa, do you guys know this person?
No, but his eyes are just... Gorge!
(nymphs laughing) (engine turns over) (both laughing)
- Oh! - Here we go!
- (bus clatters, engine stops) Why'd we stop? - I think we ran out of gas.
(loud clank) And the wheels fell off! (cows mooing)
Well, this ain't goin' the way we planned, but fate has decreed that this place is just
what we need. Draw your inspiration from this muddy, old cow pasture.
Here, bros. We got a full stock of T.P. and magic ink.
Let's all write down arcane, cryptic words in unexpected new combinations and patterns.
Maybe the nymphs can dance on top of the bus to be, like, our muses.
- Inspire us, water nymphs! - We don't want to. We'd rather write.
I'll dance if dancing is needed. * Doo-doo doo doo-doo... *
♪ Yah yah! Doo-doo wah! ♪
♪ Dance, dance, dancin' dance writing, I'm dance, dance, dance, dancin'... ♪
♪ Top of the bus, window... ♪ - Hey, check it out, y'all!
- The dirty old stranger's writing, too. - What's all the ruckus?!
I own this pasture, so git back in your vehicle and git!
We can't! Our wheels fell off! (gun cocks) (gasps)
Back on the vehicle. I'll make a slick ice road.
(gun cocks) Are you gone? I can't really see!
(groans) Oh! (panting)
Is there a problem?
- I ran out of juice. - Can I take over?
Yeah, maybe you should. Hey, let's switch headgear.
- Oh, it fits! (giggling) - Yeah, girl, let the ice magic flow.
- Oh, but be careful, okay? - What?
Oh! (laughs nervously) Not me.
- Nice ice road! - Thanks. Hey, I don't think we're moving.
- Hold on. Everyone, time to push the bus! - Eh, I don't really want to.
Come on! Destiny! (all grumbling) Push!
(all straining) Okay, back on the bus! Back on the bus!
Huh? Oh, a crabapple tree. Giuseppe, make yourself useful
and grab us some of them crabapples. Get ready!
- Jump! - Oh, no! Giuseppe can't catch up!
What?! Magus of life giving, take the wheel!
(panting) Uh, okay, but I am not a confident driver.
- You're doing great, buddy. - Don't touch me!
Giuseppe, throw the crabapples!
Giuseppe? We have lost Giuseppe. Mm! Hmm?
Well, let's see what old Giuseppe wrote. (gasps)
Listen to this, everybody! "These are not my tear drops, daughter dear,
but just a sheen of dew that lingers here, past other fields
where other fathers lie who kept their daughters better far than I."
(sniffles) What do you guys think? What's wrong with you guys?
(chuckles) (sniffles) Looks who talking.
(sniffles) Huh? This is true art.
(blows nose) Well, let's see what you other guys wrote.
Little Dude, here's yours. "Days don't have shades directions with no ways
adjusting minimum scholarly curriculum to enrich empty minds
it takes refracted sunshines." That is awesome! "Take this light
with your great might free hearts that are gated seeing truth in things
exaggerated." Ah, some interesting spell combos going on, guys.
- Ice King! I see the butt rock! - The hour of glory is upon us.
Cauldron! (murmuring incantations)
(nymphs yawn) (moans) (both moan)
Smells so good down here! What's cooking? (snoring)
(gurgles) Aah! Aah! (screams)
(all scream) Girls, we can help. Okay, one, two, three! Lift!
(nymphs straining) Ow! Ow! Um... Let's get out of here.
(weakly) No, don't go! Hey, I could freeze all of us.
Then we'd be safe from drowning, and once someone discovers our preserved bodies,
we'll be saved! Be like 200 years, tops! (all grumble)
- Oh! Let me try this! Mommy! - Oh, grog! I can't swim!
- Ah! Oh, glob! - Ymmom! - Somebody!
- (bus clanks) Sorry. - I was hoping it wouldn't come
to this... My "last resort" poshe, obtained from a mad yogi in the mystery mountains.
It's time to find out what it does. Ba-bam!
Nice and slow. Oh, gent... Oh! (breathing heavily)
(gasps) (laughs) Oh, I'm flying!
Yoink. Take my head away from here, baby!
(gulps) No! (all screaming)
Maybe this is a test from Destiny, guys! If we all just surrender
to these events, the answer will reveal itself. (inhales deeply)
- (shakily) Whoa! - Wha? Hey, it's Giuseppe!
- Giuseppe, how have you done this? - Whoa!
- What was he? - I don't know, Abracadaniel,
but I think he was trying to show us something... Something new.
Sploo! Jicka haka boogy noona hubba gubba... Secret wizard handshake!
- Later, Chinchizerd. - Bye, Berdzerd.
See you at the secret thing tonight! Loser.
Giuseppe.
(Mouse squeaks) (Penguins wenk) (All cheering) (Screeches)
♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end. It's adventure time! ♪
BREAKFAST PRINCESS: (Clears throat)
We are delighted to host this year's Princess Day
here in Breakfast Kingdom.
Please enjoy the continental breakfast expertly prepared by
our very own breakfast chefs.
Now on to more pressing matters.
Brigands have been attacking our Western seaports,
dozens of unregistered Princesses roam the land,
and trade deficits are at an all-time high!
Historically, Breakfast Kingdom has traded one sack of sugar
a month to Slime Kingdom in exchange for four eggs,
but egg production has plummeted!
I can't just pop out eggs on command.
I'm an artisan!
You have an egg in you right now.
(Gasps)
How dare you?
Yeah, and what about that peanut juice, Peanut Princess?
My body needs juice!
I'm not giving out a single drop of nut butter,
not until Raggedy Princess pays me!
Fine! Take it!
Take all my socks!
You still owe me a pair of jorts!
PRINCESS: And, hey, what about my tuque?!
(Groaning)
(Indistinct arguing)
Aaah!
(Arguing stops)
You guys, I'm bored out of my face!
I make a motion to stop talking about dumb stuff that's lame!
Oh, Lumpy Space Princess, I'm afraid you'll have to be patient
with us and our petty disputes.
Not all of us have achieved the self-sufficiency that I assume
you have in your kingdom.
(Gasps) Oh, wait.
That's right.
You don't have a kingdom!
You live in a box in the woods.
It's not a box.
It's a rotting log.
(Scoffs) Sorry, LSP, but the chair only recognizes real Princesses, not bums.
What?!
I'm like a cool hippie.
Whatever, freeloader.
If you were invited to Princess Day, it must have been a mistake or as a joke.
Am I right, girls?
Ohh!
The joke's on you because I wasn't invited.
I'm crashing!
And I already ate a bunch of your food!
What you gonna do about it, Princess egg breath?
ALL: Ooh!
(Groans)
That's true.
She does have egg breath.
Okay, you've wasted enough of our time.
Guards, take this pamplemousse out of my sight.
(Gasps)
You didn't!
Don't touch me!
(Gobble!)
(Gulp!)
(Indistinct conversations)
Hmm.
Okay.
Now that the wannabe's gone, let's get back to Princess Business.
O-oh, no, not you, Princess Business.
Uh, Princess Business.
No. Sounds the same. I'm sorry.
Hey, you want to ditch this jazz?
I'd love to, but I'm really invested in this crossword puzzle.
Figs.
Hmm.
LSP, wait up!
Whoa.
(Muttering) Lousy Breakfast Princess.
Pamplemousse.
What is that, even?
Yo, LSP.
Sick tag.
Oh. Thanks?
You know, I like your vibe, dude.
You don't take anyone's sass.
Yeah, especially not from that gross pile of greasy hash!
She lumpin' humiliated me!
MARCELINE: Listen, let's get even.
Teach old greasy locks a lesson.
(Laughs)
You're bad.
And I like it.
This place is huge!
♪ This place smells like butter, bacon, sausage, and juice ♪
♪ Gonna mess with Breakfast Princess 'cause she called me pamplemousse ♪
"Yobo, peebocheeks.
Just kicking down the town with LSP-boos.
She is acting sooo bad."
"Ha. Just don't let her get out of control."
"Too late. LSP is really doing it up right now,
and I'm just feeding the flames."
"Nooooo," exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point!
Look. There.
Breakfast Princess' room.
How you want to get past the maple man?
I'll show you, hon.
Ooh! Ahh!
Hey, there.
Yeah, look over here.
What?
(Groans)
Nice distraction.
BOTH: Right on.
Blah!
Ugh. I can't digest syrup.
(Grunting)
That's for poisoning my girl!
Stop!
Okay, just one more time.
(Grunting)
I thought you were bad.
Bad people don't stop.
Let's don't stop inside.
BOTH: P-p-p-payback!
Uh... all her clothes are sticky.
And her taste in music is terrible.
(Laughs) Check it out.
I hate this album, but I'm taking it anyway.
(Laughs)
(Laughs) That's messed up!
(Gobble!)
(Garbled) This'll teach Breakfast Princess.
Huh?!
Jerry!
Who did this to you, Jerry?!
I don't know, but they got past me.
(Door creaking)
(Gasps) We're busted.
Turn invisible!
I can't.
Well, hide, then!
Uh... hide where?
I know somebody's in here.
I heard someone say "Where."
Getting close now.
No sign of the intrud... er.
Aaah! My eyes!
(Laughs)
Ohhh.
(Thud)
(Moaning)
Oh, it smells like grapefruit.
BOTH: Yeah!
(Grunting)
(Both laugh)
When I recover my sight, I'm going to imprison you, you giggling girls!
Aah!
(Growls)
(Both breathing heavily)
I got this.
(Breathing heavily)
I don't see them.
BOTH: Hey.
(Gasps)
(Shrieking)
Waaaah!
(Thud)
Oh, glob.
(Moaning)
BOTH: He's okay!
Other Jerry, what happened?
BOTH: Yeah!
Okay, let's take a lunch break, everybody.
Oh, when I say lunch, I, of course, mean breakfast.
Your Highness.
There are vandals ruining the castle.
They are bad.
Okay. I'll handle it.
Fellow Princesses, I got to deal with matters of state.
My little sister, Strudel Princess, will take over for me.
(Clears throat)
Eat the berries!
Dip them in the syrup.
Rup, rup!
Want me to show you how?
LSP: (Grunting)
(Engine turns over)
BOTH: Whoo!
(Tires squeal)
A squirrel taught me how to do that.
That's awesome.
Stop right the...
(thud!)
(Tires screech) What was that?!
Oh, glob. Oh, glob.
Oh, glob, oh, glob, oh, glob!
Everyone will know it was me!
I can't go to jail!
I'm too pretty!
(Cries)
Oh, I'm sorry, mom... and daddy!
Aah!
Hey! Calm your lumps.
(Whimpers)
(Moans)
It's okay! She's just dazed.
I'll handle it.
Come on.
(Engine turns over)
(CD player whirs)
(Mid-tempo music plays)
(Sighs)
It'll be fine, dude.
Girls like us just got to stick together.
Breakfast Princess, you should pay attention
when somebody cool is trying to talk.
LSP, is that you?
Oh. Glob, no. Not even.
(Scoffs) What's this for?
For digging.
Now start building a-a sand castle.
(Engine turns over)
Don't stop digging or we'll know!
BOTH: Whoo!
Yeah!
(Chuckles)
That was totally fun being bad with you, Marcy.
(Chuckling) Yeah, that was pretty rad.
Do you think, like, doing all that bad stuff makes us... like,
bad people?
Uh... probably not.
I don't think there are bad people.
Hmm.
I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and... oh... and that's bad.
But if you only do it once, it's just a mistake, and...
that's not bad.
I think.
(Laughs) Word.
But... I mean (sighs) I do think it was wrong to steal this CD.
Yeah, I feel kind of bad about that.
(CD player whirs)
We should probably mail it back to her.
Yeah! Good call.
I... Oh, my glob!
Aaah!
Aah-aah!
BOTH: Pow!
Couldn't get up from the bed.
I was lazy, and that's why I can't have frosting anymore.
Okay, so does everybody have what they want?
(Cheers and applause)
Wait, I think I'm ready to pop it.
(Grunting)
Ha!
(Cheers and applause)
Happy Princess Day!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN: This party is so crazy!