1 00:00:01,090 --> 00:00:13,070 (mouse squeaks) (penguins chirp) (screeches) 2 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:18,480 ♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. ♪ 3 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:20,850 ♪ With Cake the cat and Fionna the human ♪ 4 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:24,520 ♪ the fun will never end. It's adventure time! ♪ 5 00:00:32,630 --> 00:00:36,600 Ugh. Huh? Wha? Where am I? 6 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:40,670 Gunther? (owl hooting) (crickets chirping) 7 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:49,140 Gunther? I don't think this is Gunther. (humming) 8 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:53,180 - It's me, Ice King. - Lumpy Space Princess? 9 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:57,850 - Yeah. - And you're doing this because you like me? 10 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,420 No. Ice King, listen. I'm gonna give you the straight dope. 11 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:05,260 - Okay. - You're weird and old, and you kidnap princesses. 12 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:08,200 - I know. - But I asked you here tonight, 13 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,830 because I want to know what you think of this. 14 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:16,330 "The prince who wanted everything, a Fionna and Cake adventure?" 15 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,340 - Hey, why isn't my name on there? - I want you to read it because 16 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,340 you're their dad. Please be their dad right now and bring them to life! 17 00:01:24,410 --> 00:01:28,880 (sighs) Okay. Might as well, at least until the cops show up. 18 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:33,720 (clears throat) "Once upon a time, there was a most handsome prince, the future 19 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:38,390 - king of Lumpy Space, Lumpy Space Prince." - Where do you want these 20 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:42,260 - gold-plated sandwiches, your highness? - By the window! 21 00:01:42,330 --> 00:01:46,430 No! That's not how I sound! Read it in a better voice! 22 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:51,810 Okay, okay. Sheesh! (english accent) By the window, for from the window 23 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:56,080 shall I shower the poor with presents, as is my altruistic nature. 24 00:01:56,180 --> 00:02:00,010 (laughs) Eat! Eat, my children! (zoom!) 25 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,680 (zoom!) (zip! thud!) Aah! 26 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:08,490 - Son! Come here at once! - But all was not perfect 27 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:13,730 for this philanthropic prince of the people. His parents were slobbering monsters who 28 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:19,600 didn't care that he was a beautiful prince. They wanted him to be a monster, too. 29 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:23,000 Why aren't you working on your monster exercises? 30 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:27,450 - I don't want to be a monster. - Eat these worms! 31 00:02:27,450 --> 00:02:30,030 - No! - You will eat them! 32 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:32,750 - I won't eat them. - Sharpen your teeth! 33 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:35,430 - No! - Eat these worms! 34 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:38,090 Eat those worms and sharpen those teeth! 35 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:42,640 No, no, no! I've told you hundreds of times that I don't want to be a monster! 36 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:48,300 And there is nothing you can do about it! (gasps) 37 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:01,430 (sparkle!) Aah! Aah! 38 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:05,810 (insects buzzing) Oh! Stop it! Aah! (gasping) 39 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:10,840 (coughs) Ugh! Where am I? (gasps) 40 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:15,250 (birds chirping) Who's there? Reveal yourself! 41 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:20,250 Hmm. Citizens of this realm, I am the one and only heir to the throne 42 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:25,390 of the Lumpy Space Kingdom. I mean, I used to be. I rebelled against my parents, 43 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:30,930 and now I'm a refugee. What's that? You wish to help me? 44 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:36,840 I'm touched! Fetch me some clothes and I'll pay you handsomely by petting you. 45 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:42,310 First, I need freaky clothes! Cool freaky, not monster freaky. 46 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:49,820 Oh, yes, and something to read, as well, something mind-blowing. Oh, wait! 47 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:54,590 I also need servants. Recruit some locals. They won't mind. 48 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:04,300 (munch!) (hisses) Hmm. Not bad. 49 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:13,140 Well done, my child. Next! "Massenpsychologie und ich-analyse." 50 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:17,340 - That does sound mind-blowing. - Hiya. Hiya! 51 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:19,680 (whoosh!) Aha! (ting!) 52 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:23,520 Cake, I'll save the captives. You take care of those animals. 53 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:29,160 Yaaah! (animals gasp, shriek) Ha! Dance, you puppets! (squirrel squeaks) 54 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:33,760 Ha! Ha! (ting!) Hiya! 55 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:38,250 - You're free to go, people! - Whoo! 56 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:41,800 - Hey, those were my servants. - Hmm? 57 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,470 What an innocent face. It shines as if you have done no wrong. 58 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:50,680 - Do you like my freaky clothes? - I don't care about your clothes. 59 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,950 Hey, you're not supposed to read it like that. 60 00:04:53,010 --> 00:04:57,050 - Say it in a nicer way! - I, uh... "I don't..." 61 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:00,350 - ...care about your clothes. - You don't? (helmet clinks) 62 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:06,890 Finally, someone who's not impressed with my noble looks, but admires what's inside of me. 63 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:10,400 - Hmm? (crunches) - Is this really happening? 64 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:16,040 Your clothes are so raggedy and soiled, and yet you use them as a napkin. 65 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:20,180 You care not about your personal appearance, nor hygiene. 66 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:27,880 Dress me in the fashion of this peasant. (animal squeaking) (fabric tearing) 67 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:32,420 I have much to learn from you, Fionna the human. 68 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:34,910 - How'd he know your name? - Unh! 69 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:40,260 - Judo chop! Hiya! Hiya! - Hmm, your movements are so free. 70 00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:45,400 My parents only want me to fly like a proper monster, stiff and rigid, 71 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:52,140 with a sharp-toothed scowl permanently in place. But now I see a new way to move. 72 00:05:52,410 --> 00:06:01,680 Dance with me. (romantic music plays) (sparkle!) 73 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:06,220 - Y'all seeing those big, floaty faces? - Pretty. 74 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:10,260 (gasps) No! Release! (sighs) 75 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:14,330 - Ugh! What just happened? - You were under my handsome 76 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:19,030 spell for a moment. We can never marry, you know. I can only be with someone who's 77 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:24,640 my equal in every way, a person so much like me that she doesn't even exist. 78 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:29,140 I don't care, as long as we can hang out. Anyone want a sandwich? 79 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:37,220 Oh, I'll have one. (creak! creak!) (thud!) 80 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:44,720 (gasps) So rustic, so humble. Delightful! 81 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:48,630 (baby coos) (plate clinks) 82 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:53,770 Wait. Where are your baby tables? (munching) What?! 83 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:58,700 (gulps) You don't dip your foods in gold before eating?! 84 00:06:58,770 --> 00:07:04,310 Who eats gold? (both munching) (nibbles) 85 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:11,450 Great glob! What is this?! So charming, so quaint, 86 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:15,320 so self-reliant! Omh! (munching) 87 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:20,830 (sparkle! drip!) For years, I've thought only of the needs of my people, 88 00:07:20,890 --> 00:07:28,930 but what about me? What do I need? This poorly made sandwich has enlightened me! 89 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,700 ♪ How pleasant to be living in the present... ♪ 90 00:07:31,770 --> 00:07:36,610 (whoosh!) * A peasant eating crud instead of pheasant... * 91 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:42,010 ♪ Just like this cat and dirty adolescent... to feed! ♪ 92 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:47,720 ♪ That's all I need... I'm fab and fit and fine and firm and able... ♪ 93 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:51,780 ♪ No longer need a baby for a table... ♪ 94 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:55,330 ♪ Can't pin me down with any kind of label... ♪ 95 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:59,100 ♪ I'm freed! I'm freed! ♪ 96 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:03,270 ♪ That's all I need! (bird chirps) That's all I need... ♪ 97 00:08:03,370 --> 00:08:08,510 ♪ I also need this cup. Don't bother getting up. Farewell to fancy friends ♪ 98 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:12,210 ♪ and party platters! (glasses clink) I'm happy now, and that ♪ 99 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:16,150 ♪ is all that matters! So take my lead! ♪ 100 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:21,490 ♪ And heed my creed... That's all you need! That's all you need! ♪ 101 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:25,060 What I want is to be like you, Fionna the peasant! 102 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:34,330 - And I'll need you as my pet, Cake the cat. - Yeah, whatever. (thunder rumbling) 103 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:40,930 - Huh? (grunts) - Son! 104 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:44,440 Flee, noble Fionna, for it is my stupid parents. 105 00:08:44,510 --> 00:08:47,610 - And they're fatter than ever! - Silence! 106 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,280 Aah! I'm just being honest. Huh? 107 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:55,250 Come on, you beautiful dandy. Only your pierced spirit can defeat your evil family. 108 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,660 (ting!) And this sword. (both growl) 109 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:03,430 - (hawks) Whoo! - You're right, Fionna. 110 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:09,230 - This is my destiny. I do have the power. - Aah! 111 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:14,710 - Huh? Fionna! - You must obey! 112 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:23,680 - Ugh! My heart! - Submit, young one. Become a true monster. 113 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:28,720 - No. It isn't right. - Silence! 114 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:35,290 Ugh! Aah! (whoosh!) (explosion) Oh, Fionna, this is the end for me. 115 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,930 (gasps) But at least I made you proud. 116 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,400 - Didn't I? - I don't care. (gasps) 117 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:47,960 My glob, Fionna. You've been telling me the answer all along. 118 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:53,180 The only way to defeat parental disapproval is not caring about anything. 119 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,450 ♪ I don't care! ♪ 120 00:09:55,520 --> 00:10:01,390 - Aah! Aah! - I don't care! 121 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:05,120 lsp! (hum! zap!) (ding!) 122 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:12,160 - (laughs) Cake's helping! - (microphone squeals) I don't care! 123 00:10:12,230 --> 00:10:16,670 (loud humming) Thank you, son. 124 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:20,660 You've freed us from adult mediocrity and fatuousness. 125 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:24,780 I don't care! (sparkle!) 126 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:29,380 (microphone thuds) Fionna, Cake, both of you, buy me dinner. 127 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,450 Yes, your hotness. 128 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:38,560 "...and then Lumpy Space Prince became so real that he could actually 129 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:42,290 break through into this plane of existence..." Whoa! 130 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:48,270 "...and meet his one true love, Lumpy Space Princess. It was really happening. 131 00:10:48,330 --> 00:10:51,740 The secret portal began to shake and tremble." (both gasp) 132 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:59,210 (rustling) "The countdown began. 10, 9, 8... 133 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:07,390 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." (rustling continues) (hisses) 134 00:11:07,450 --> 00:11:11,400 Aah! (hisses) 135 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:59,470 (mouse squeaks) (penguins chirp) (screeches) 136 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:04,880 ♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. ♪ 137 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:07,250 ♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪ 138 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:11,220 ♪ the fun will never end. It's adventure time! ♪ 139 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,800 Synced and corrected by fant0m www.addic7ed.com 140 00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:23,320 Princess, he did it! Root Beer Guy set up the force field! 141 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:26,890 - But he sacrificed himself to do it. - It's an ugly scene, man. 142 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:35,870 Let me see! (grunts) 143 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:42,620 - Rest in peace, Root Beer Guy. - Give up now, Princess, and I, 144 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:48,360 Maja the Sky Witch, promise not to completely donk up your kingdom. 145 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:55,900 - I make no such promise. Darren must feed. - Oh, glob! Oh, oh, oh! 146 00:12:55,990 --> 00:13:00,710 - Oh, well. (chuckles) What can you do? - Crunchy, chill. Chill. 147 00:13:06,460 --> 00:13:13,270 Keepers of the clock, masters of dimension, bear witness! 148 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:18,170 By my power, I compel you to converge! 149 00:13:19,570 --> 00:13:27,820 Past and present, be one! Awaken the terror of a forgotten age 150 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:34,070 in this moment that is all moments in the blink of an eye. 151 00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:39,760 Darren, the ancient sleeper, arise! 152 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:48,190 I had a dream I was fighting an army that could birth new 153 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:56,360 soldiers from their own blood. I was endless. Does that make sense? 154 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:59,830 Yes. You want to go conquer the Candy Kingdom? 155 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,670 - What's that? - It's a place that contains the highest 156 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:08,070 levels of caring and sentimental affection in all of ooo. 157 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:12,440 What is caring? What kind of world is this? 158 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:16,400 It's a feeling I use in my magic to give me power. 159 00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:21,720 Like this shirt that was once the prized possession of Princess Bubblegum. 160 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:25,930 With the feelings in this shirt, I was able to summon you. 161 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:30,130 I don't... walk me through this. 162 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:33,900 - All right. - This kingdom of candy... 163 00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:38,990 - Yes? - I will lay it to waste, turn their people to salt. 164 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:43,180 - Yeah... - And garnish a million meals with the salt, 165 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:47,800 - which we will eat for eternity. - That's not my plan exactly, 166 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,150 but you'll be fine. I promise. 167 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:54,970 I promise, as well, to deliver destruction so thorough 168 00:14:55,010 --> 00:15:00,340 - that all realities are affected. - Okay. We'll talk about that. 169 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:05,730 - All realities. - Hey! We'll talk about it! 170 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:11,000 Break this witch out, Darren. (grunts) 171 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,850 How long will your force field hold, Gridface Princess? 172 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:17,160 The sleeper's magic is older then legend. 173 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:21,380 I don't know how he disabled both gumball guardians, but at least I know 174 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:27,840 my tech is tight. The field will hold long enough for you to think of a weak plan. 175 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:32,220 - Colonel Candy Corn? - Hrr, uh, yes, Princess. 176 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:35,510 Ready the cannons, you got me? If they get through that barrier, 177 00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:39,260 - I don't want to have to use our ground troops. - Will do, Princess. 178 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:43,920 And let me just say... Thank you for putting this old crease back in the field. 179 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:48,060 I haven't been the same since my lovely Linda passed away. 180 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:52,130 - Yeah. Good luck. - Oh, I tried dating again, you know? 181 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,750 But these young girls think I'm too serious or something. 182 00:15:55,750 --> 00:16:00,200 - Why don't you date someone your own age? - Peppermint Butler, come on! 183 00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:03,670 Oh, women my age don't hang out. Where are they hiding? 184 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:10,060 I need a young girl with an old soul to heal my heart. 185 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:15,550 - This is taking too long. - Then do the thing! 186 00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:20,970 I call forth the legion of Cadmus, the Dragon's Teeth! 187 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:25,890 What am I supposed to... Oh! Party's starting. Load 'em up, soldiers! 188 00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:31,680 - Yeah, just put it in there. I don't know. - Oh, dang! 189 00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:35,650 - Blah, gah, lah, glah! - Fire! 190 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:53,710 - Whoo! Blah! - Finn and Jake, are you ready... What the? 191 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:57,010 - Finn? Where the jam is Finn?! - I don't know. 192 00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:01,010 - Weren't they just here? - What the jam?! 193 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:11,640 All right. Finn or no Finn, PB's got to get in that biz. Hyah! 194 00:17:11,690 --> 00:17:14,980 - Why have you stopped firing? - We ran out of ammo, Colonel. 195 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:19,670 - That's nonsense, soldier. - Rah! Ah! 196 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:28,320 This is how you defend your kingdom! Fire, you wimps! Ya-ha! 197 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:34,050 - Ah! - (chuckles) For the kingdom! 198 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:39,170 - For the king... dom! - Oh, zang! 199 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,560 (exhales sharply) 200 00:17:56,350 --> 00:18:00,860 - Eat it, tranch! (wind whistling) - Oh! 201 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:05,610 Aah! (grunts) Oh! 202 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:11,600 It's over, Princess. Prepare to be annihilated across all dimensions. 203 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:16,210 - Princess! No! - Wait, Darren! Dial it back. 204 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,790 I need her residual feelings. 205 00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:25,130 What the flip is feelings? Darren only understands life and death! 206 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:29,270 - Wah! - What the slizz? 207 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:33,160 - Yeah, boy! - Hi, Darren. 208 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:38,940 - The Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant?! - Eli, were you asleep forever, too? 209 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:43,920 All this stuff is different now. What are we even doing here? 210 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,050 Yes, it's been a difficult adjustment. 211 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:50,210 - Blaze his face, Eli! - Yes, master. 212 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:56,130 (trumpets) Yo! Leave me out of it! 213 00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:03,550 No! (grunting) 214 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:19,600 Yeah, right. (trumpets) (laughing) 215 00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:24,660 - Finn, his weakness is his brain-seed. - Okay! 216 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:29,280 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Oh, uh! 217 00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:36,200 - (grunting) Aah! - Thank you. 218 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:48,960 Whoa! (all cheering) (swan squawks) 219 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:53,170 - Well, I guess my kids still have a daddy. - Bam, you dope! 220 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:59,140 Party tonight in the Candy Kingdom! (all cheering) 221 00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,280 - Hey, where's Finn? - Hi! 222 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:06,620 Okay. Y'all bring food and bevs. Finn, you make the guac, all right? 223 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:13,540 - I'll the guaaaaaaaac. - Finn! Finn! 224 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:18,080 - Yo! What's up, A.P.T. Dubs-y? - What do I do now? 225 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,710 Dude, I don't know. Probably not go back in the basement. 226 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,980 You're so big'uns. You should be free, boy. 227 00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:30,000 Free to do what? I need psychic commands. 228 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,840 Can you help me dice tomatoes for this guac? 229 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:35,840 - No. - You see, man, I feel weird giving you orders. 230 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,850 You should just do your own thing. Realize your potential. 231 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:44,620 But this is what I am... A war machine who serves its master. 232 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:47,070 No, man. You're more than that. Whoops! 233 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,990 I see into your brain, remember? You'll do great. Just go for it. 234 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:56,030 - I believe in you, man. Oh, word. Thanks. - Maybe Darren was right. 235 00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:01,200 - There's no place for my ancient ways. - Don't think like that, dude! 236 00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:03,170 Come back and see us whenevs! 237 00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:14,800 I'm doing this for a reason. What choice is there? 238 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:19,790 - Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! - Must feed babies. 239 00:21:20,290 --> 00:21:27,660 Hey! Elephant. I'm more ancient than you. Someday, I will engulf the solar system. 240 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:33,070 What was and what will be is meaningless. Meanwhile, you should wonder... 241 00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:37,770 Are you just a two-headed pile of meat on a crash course with the cosmic dump? 242 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:42,780 Or do you contain the soul memory of a million dead stars? 243 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:46,250 How do you light a candle without a match? 244 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:59,560 - Hello? Who's that? Why can't I see jack? - You bonked your head. You're in a coma. 245 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:04,630 - But I can help. - Um, all right. Are you, like, powerful? 246 00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:08,850 Yes. I can fly and do lasers from my nose. 247 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:12,740 Okay. I can run with this. Take me to the Candy Kingdom 248 00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:17,450 - and shoot your laser nose at it. - No. I must decide, in this moment, 249 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:21,850 what is best. For now, I am the match and the candle. 250 00:22:21,930 --> 00:22:26,290 - What? - I will be your friend and keep you alive, 251 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:31,330 - until you regain consciousness, maybe. - Ugh, that plan sounds like dirt! 252 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:38,400 - See through my eyes, Maja. - Ah! It's bright! Wait! 253 00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:42,840 You're the flippin' elephant! You laser-nosed me! Somebody help! 254 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:51,710 - Oh, my glob! Somebody! (crashing) - Well, this wasn't part of my plan. 255 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,000 Hey, man. I'm gonna eat you.