[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins wenk]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
BMO, when is something going to happen?
Shh. Just watch.
It happens once a month.
I promise.
[Yawns]
This is it!
Ooooh!
But where does it go?
That's none of our business.
ANNOUNCER: Tickets! Get your tickets here!
See the world's greatest tiny circus!
Witness the amazing wood-eating termite!
The mighty strong-ant!
You're late, Blue Nose!
Get into makeup!
[Audience "oohs" and "aahs"]
[Audience gasps, applause]
[Drum roll]
[Audience gasps]
[Cheers and applause]
[Soft music plays]
[Music continues]
[Sad music plays]
[Laughing]
[Audience booing, hissing]
[Crying]
Too much artsy, not enough fartsy.
We talked about this, clown!
[Chuckles nervously] Wasn't that something?
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
you're perfectly safe.
But at this time,
I'd like to ask anyone with a medical condition
to please leave the premises at once.
What you're about to witness with your own eyes
may shock and astound you to your very core.
Tonight, I give you the wildest, most dangerous beast
anywhere in captivity!
The horrible, the stupendous...
Goralina!
[Audience gasps]
[Whip cracks]
[Growls]
[Whip cracking]
[Roars]
[Audience gasps]
[Growls]
[Whip cracking]
[Laughing]
Attagirl!
[Body thuds]
[Audience screaming]
Don't worry, junior. It's all part of the act.
[Screaming continues]
[Slow music plays]
[Coin clanking]
[Knock on door]
Blue Nose! Boy, am I glad to see you.
Come in, come in! Sit down.
You did good out there tonight
with the belly-dancing routine.
Real good.
Aw, don't give me that look.
I know we said we were going to let the chipmunk go
at the end of last season,
but Goralina is our big draw.
You understand that.
We're barely breaking even here.
What do you want from me?!
Look, there's another show in an hour.
You come up with an act that can rival Goralina,
then we can talk.
But look what she got us last night...
three whole pennies.
Think you can make me this kind of cash?
You do that, I won't need the chipmunk anymore.
I'll let her go, just like I promised.
But you're gonna have to lose the fancy-schmancy stuff
and give the people what they want!
Get it?!
[Door closes]
[Mid-tempo music plays]
[Music stops]
[Gear cranking]
[Sad music plays]
[Whoopee cushion deflates]
[Laughter]
The old Blue Nose magic.
[Laughter]
Aren't you glad we came back for the second show?
[Sad music continues]
[Record needle scratching]
[Sad music continues]
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
Oho! You were great, kid!
That's what I'm talking about.
With you and the chipmunk in the show,
we're gonna have a real 1, 2 punch!
Hey...
I know what I said, but I want to see how many boxcars
this gravy train has on it.
[Chains rattling]
Look at her.
It's like looking at a big, sad dollar sign.
[Gasps] Yipe!
[Laughter, cheers, applause]
Whoa-ho!
[Laughing]
Oh!
[Laughter continues]
[Growls]
[Audience gasps]
[Grunts]
That's right.
Lift with your legs first, then put your back into it.
There he is. Gotcha!
Thought you could skip out, eh?
And start your own circus!
Yeah, you!
You and your corny clown hat!
Hey, he's smiling!
What's so funny?
- You rat! - You creep!
What's the big joke?
[Audience gasps, murmurs]
[Horse whinnies]
[Sniffs]
[Both laugh] Ha ha! Neat!
- Hmm. What is it? - It's looking droopier.
But I've been pounding pickle juice like I was preggos. For the electrolytes.
Well, switch back to water. But what I really want to know is, how are you feeling, Finn?
What? Oh! I don't know. (imitates trumpet tooting)
- I guess I don't feel anything. Bleh! - Okay, that's what I thought.
You got to bounce back, man!
You got burned by your bad dad, you lost your arm,
and all the ladies say you don't talk to Flame Princess no more.
Who's sayin' that?
Finn, flowers thrive on good vibes.
As your doctor, I'm ordering you to go out and have fun, okay?
You want to go with me to Crab Princess' party tonight?
- Uh, what? Like, as a date? - Sure.
- That would be fun, right? - Finn, I don't date my patients.
It's cool. Guess I'll go make out with Crab Princess.
Okay. Tell her I said "hi"!
♪ I'm lost in the darkness. What will this bring? ♪
♪ - Autumn descends on me autumn. - What do I see? ♪
♪ Oh, so beautiful! My heart it beats oh, so magical! ♪
♪ I'm lost in the darkness. What will this bring? ♪
(dance music plays) (sighs) Aah!
Watch it, Crab Princess!
- I'm sorry. - You ain't my man!
So why are you all up in my lumps?! (grunts)
Hey, Finn, could you pour this juice into my mouth?
What? Pfft! Aah!
- I can't reach my juice. - Yo, come on, bee! Geez!
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize...
Didn't realize what? That there's a person attached to this flower?
Uh, yes. I'm sorry. But it's only because your
flower's the greatest miracle of all time. It's just doing something to me.
- I... - Oh, that's cool. Thanks, Beezy.
- My name's Breezy. - Never mind, Finn. (laughs, coughs)
(laughing) So, uh, what are you doing here? Heh?
Ah, well, I came here to make out with Crab Princess,
but I sort of lost steam on the walk over. I don't know what crabs are into.
I'm just gonna stop trying and let my flower wilt away. Who cares?
- I'll try for you, man! - Whoa! Really?
Yeah! I'm gonna help you, friend! (dance music continues)
Hey, Emerald Princess, you know what would blow this party up?
- What? - If we all got in a line and just showed off our moves.
(clapping) Yeah! Do it! Oh, my glob!
- Aah ha ha! Haa! - Thanks for walking me home, Finn.
I'd invite you over, but you can't breathe underwater, right?
Not usually, but can I have a kiss, please?
Uh, okay...
- Okay, good night Crab Princess. - Good night, Finn!
- (giggles, gurgles) Hey, you did it! - Oh, you're still here.
Yeah. (chuckles) Just checking in... On my buddy. So, how you feelin', buddy?
Pretty grease. I made out with Crab Princess, so that's grease.
But really I don't feel nothing. Maybe if I made out with lots of girls, I will feel
something? Maybe I'll reach a "good vibe" saturation point.
- And then my flower will feel good, too... - Your flower feels good, yes.
- Hey! Cut it out, Breezy! - Haha! I'm just messin' around.
- We're buddies, right? - Yeah, Breezy, I like you.
- You're a good wingman. - Yeah, wingman.
I'm a girl, but all right! Let's wingman you some make-outs!
(horn plays softly)
(whispering)
(horn blares wildly) (rattling) (upbeat music plays)
(giggles) Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (indistinct conversations)
(chuckles) What's up with your head?
Eh, I'm trying something new. Hey!
- How's it going, Miss...? - Frozen Yogurt Princess.
Whoa! You're a dead ringer for Flame Princess, with a smidge of princess bubblegum mixed in.
- Guess you're still hung up on both of 'em, bro. - I ain't hung up on nobody!
- Nobody! Breezy, let's get out of here. - Okay.
She doesn't look anything like Flame Princess, does she?
- I don't know who that is. - Exactly!
I'm just trying to have fun. You know, doctor's orders.
But I still ain't feelin' nothing. (sighs)
Maybe I should just let this poor flower die.
Nooo... Listen, buddy, being a free spirit is fun and all,
but you got a responsibility to that flower, just like I got a responsibility.
Get this... I'm actually a virgin queen bee.
I was born to lead a hive, destined for a life of obligation and ritual.
- Whoa! Bummer. - Yes. Once I drink of the royal jelly,
- my carefree days are done. - Dang! That sounds like raw deez.
Breezy, you got to stay free... Free to make out with whatevs.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
You know, it's too bad we're such great buddies or we could make out with each other.
- (chuckles) What? - Uh, nothing. Come on, pal!
Let's run and be free. (chuckles nervously)
Whoops! I tripped right into you! (giggles) That's right.
- Everybody's havin' fun... - Whoops! Whoa!
(humming) (children laughing) What's that?
Mnh-mnh! Hey, girl! Girl, I know you can hear me!
Girl, get back to your hive! Quit hanging out with that bologna tube!
- It's disgusting! - Mnh-mnh. Yo! Shut it!
- She's an independent lady! - Yeah! Shut it!
- A'ight! Hey! You guys want to roast a wiener? - Yeah!
Gonna teach you to mind your b's and q's, chump! Buzzzzz!
- Uh! Run, Breezy! Aah! - You're about to get
- waggle-danced, you chicken! Unh! - Ow! Ooh!
Oh, no! Flower! I mean Finn! (gasps)
(clattering) Aha! Don't worry, Finn!
- I jacked some royal jelly from their hive! - (groans) Breezy...
No! (gulping) (gasps)
Uh... Aaaah.
(grunting) (vomits)
- Hey, honeybuns! - (groans) Whoa!
Oh, no! She got into our secret sauce, bro!
It's all over! Long live the queen! (crashing)
- Breezy? - Yes, Finn. Can't you see?
I've become a queen to save you because... I love your flower and... and I think...
I love you! Now you can partake of my pollen crumbles and become my drone.
Um... You know, I'm... I'm trying to keep it casual, B. I just don't feel the same way.
- I don't feel anything. - But I royal-jellied for you. (sniffles)
I'm lost in the darkness, Breezy. (dance music plays)
Finn. Finn. I saw this already!
I know all about your dirty deeds. Now it's lumpy's turn to slump
- those lips! Bring it in, baby. - Wha?
- Where you going? - That's it. We made out.
Wha... what?! I didn't wait infinity for a dip in the kiddie pool!
- We're taking this to the deep end! - But I'm not a good swimmer.
Don't be scared, Finn. Lumpy's on lifeguard duty.
How's it going, guy? Is any of this helping? I'm gonna forget you did that.
Right in the vault. (sighs)
♪ My love will not fade, I see love beyond reason... ♪
♪ - What do I hear? Oh, so beautiful! - Blooming... ♪
♪ - This voiceless singing... - Is this a dream? Oh, so magical! ♪
♪ - My chest is full to burst! - This memory of feeling... ♪
♪ - Ahhhhhh! - Who calls to my heart? ♪
♪ - Whoa! - Ahh ahh ahh! My hero arise ♪
♪ - let love be your guide. - Whoa, whoa, whoooooa! ♪
(gasps)
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo! - What the lump? Oh, hey!
- Finn, you got your arm back! - (laughing) Whoo-hoo!
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Breezy... (gasps)