[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
[LAUGHS EVILLY] [GLASS SHATTERS]
[TINK!] [LAUGHS]
Your butt is mine, Joshua! JAKE: What? My butt?
Weird. Where are we?
This is my yoga room. And this is your new home.
Downward, dog! JAKE: Ouch!
Welcome to revenge, Joshua. You'll never see your loved ones
again. Everything you need for survival
is booby-trapped. [ENERGY CRACKLES]
JAKE: Huh. Now I'm gonna gank your blood
the way you ganked mine! [INHALES DEEPLY]
Boo-yah! How does it feel, dog?
How does it feel that I've juiced your body and turned your
blood into man-dazzle?! JAKE: Mm. Not that great.
I feel weird in my skin. [LAUGHS]
Wait. Is that it? JAKE: Yeah, but I could get
used to this. What?! No!
You have to suffer! JAKE: Okay.
No "okay"! When I say something, you're
supposed to disagree, okay? JAKE: Okay.
[GRUMBLES] You're causing tension in my
neck and shoulders. I'm gonna go stretch it out.
You stay here and suffer. JAKE: Okay.
FINN: Jake? Drat.
Hmm. Ah!
[TELEPHONE DIALING] [TELEPHONE RINGING]
[SPEAKING KOREAN] FINN: Hey, lady.
Listen, your husband got abducted by kee oth the demon.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] Jake? FINN: Yeah, your hubby or...
Boyfriend or whatever. [SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: Yo, my Korean is not that good.
Can you just get over here? We need to find a way to
kee oth's dimension, shipshiyo. [SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: All right, that sounds affirmative.
See you soon. Bye. JAKE: [HUMMING]
[SNAPPING FINGERS] ♪ broke-up dimension,
you're breaking my heart ♪ ♪ I'm looking for a broke-up
girl to break me apart ♪ just kidding. I got a girl!
[SNAP! CREAK!] Lady rainicorn! Yeah!
Mm. That don't look right. [CREAK!]
That's better. [SMOOCHES]
Excuse me. JAKE: Hmm?
Down here. Hi!
JAKE: Oh, my fun! I thought you was a rock!
I'm not a rock. I'm a little buddy!
Can you get off me, please? JAKE: Whoops! Sorry.
It's okay. JAKE: Cool.
You want to be friends? I'd like that!
I've never had a friend. JAKE: Whoa, seriously?
My species spends its first 12 years sleeping.
I just woke up today! [ZAP!]
JAKE: Hello? I'm just gonna pretend you're
sleeping. FINN: Whoop! She's here.
I thought my body was hopping up and down, but I was sitting
still. [SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: What is it, lady? [SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: What? [SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: Uh...Something "skip." I don't know.
Just play it, bmo. [ STATIC]
Jake? Finn? Jermaine? Whoever is watching this?
FINN: Dad! I just opened up an
unexplored cavern deep in the underground-grasslands complex.
Please refer to my chart system, okay?
I'm in cave 73-h. In case I am overtaken by an
enemy, I need you to retrieve my corpse.
[ STATIC] JAKE: Hey, lady.
You asked me to make you a video...
[SPEAKING KOREAN] FINN: Bmo, skip! Skip!
JAKE: ...Saying jtd won't change his doggie ways...
[TAPE REWINDING] FINN: That should be good.
JAKE: Okay, I love you, girl.
I hope you liked it. Bye!
[ SMOOCHES] ...Over here, you see?
The second half of the tablet, i believe.
Now, if I put this together with mine, I should be able to
create a portal to the demon kee oth's dimension and trap
him in a circle of holy water. Okay, here we go.
Perfect! Okay, let's see... "Kee oth zaple myrups pama--"
[ STATIC] [BOTH GASP]
JAKE: Okay, this is scene one, take one of
"heat signature 2." Ready?
Action! Father, it's been a year
since I was on the submarine, but I still hear the screams.
I was forced to choose -- the lives of my men or the entire
planet! What would you do?!
Tell me, father! I'm a mess, man!
Oh! Wait, what do I say?
Mm, check, please! JAKE: No!
[ STATIC] FINN: Hold on, bmo.
I feel like we need to watch more of this video for clues,
but you got to promise me that I'm not gonna see any more weird
Jake stuff. [SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: Okay, high five. Play it, bmo.
JAKE: Mm, guess what, lady. This dirty dog needs a bath.
Whoo! FINN: Aaaah!
Aaaah! Aaaah!
This stinks! JAKE: What do you mean?
Come on, Joshua! Back in the old days, you
would've been up here trying to take me apart!
JAKE: Uh, what? That's my dad, Joshua, back in
the old days. I'm his son, dude.
Shoot. Where is he?
JAKE: He's dead, dude. Don't make me get emotional
about it. Then why are you being such a
wimp then? Come on up here and beat on me
like your dad would. JAKE: Okay, that's weird.
What's weird? JAKE: You want to get beat
up? That's weird.
I'm not doing your weird biz. You won't fight?!
JAKE: Nope. [GROANS]
JAKE: Heh-heh. What the...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! JAKE: Oh, my gosh!
[BOTH GRUNTING] Hi. I'm Samantha.
JAKE: I'm Jay t. T-the dog! I'm -- I'm Jake.
Only one can survive my pit!
This bozo tried stealing my blood, too!
So youse better Duke it out and see who gets to live!
But I haven't seen a man-dog in years!
And now the universe has dropped one into my arms.
JAKE: Whoa, lady. No way. This boy is got.
But fate has brought us together!
The stars have paired you with a goddess!
JAKE: I like the way you talk, but you are crazy.
Kill or be killed, you two! Yes, if I'm so crazy, then
let's fight! JAKE: No, girl, we can bounce
out of here. My friend finn will save us any
second now. I don't wait for rescue.
I conquer till I am conquered... By love or by the hand of an
adversary. JAKE: Well, I guess we're
gonna have to fight then. Yaah!
[CRUNCH!] [LAUGHS]
[SPLAT!] [SMASH!]
Okay, take your time. I got to do my daily sun
salutations. [ GRUNTING]
Release me, Joshua! [ GROWLING]
I'll show you! [ INHALES DEEPLY]
[ GAGS] [ COUGHING]
Blech! Dude, your blood is harsh!
[ GULPING] That's 'cause I been drinking
so much holy water. It's in my blood, sucker!
And naturally, I got to go to the bathroom like crazy.
Be right back! If I can't suck you, I'll
suck myself's blood. [ INHALES DEEPLY]
[ LAUGHS] Taste it, scrub!
[ SPLASH!] Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[ GROANING] Man, I can't believe it.
I got to wee-wee again. [STATIC]
[TAPE REWINDING] Would you like to rate this
video? FINN: No time, bmo.
Let's go find the cave from the video.
Maybe we'll find more clues there.
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
FINN: "Kee oth zaple myrups pama mancakes."
[CRACKS] Whoa.
[GLASS SHATTERS] Jake?
Yeesh. Eh?
JAKE: [GRUNTING] FINN: Jake?
JAKE: Finn, yes! Help me!
Jake! [SPEAKING KOREAN] JAKE: This is not hugging!
It's fighting! Fighting!
FINN: Jake, what do I do? Should I kill him?
With what?! FINN: With this!
Demon blood! FINN: That's right!
Demon blood beats demon! JAKE: Uh, that is not
correct. [LAUGHS EVILLY]
Oh, yeah! Give me that blood, stupid!
[INHALES DEEPLY] FINN: Whoaaaaaaa!
Lady, don't break the circle of protection!
[SPEAKING KOREAN] FINN: Aw, geez.
He's sucking my sword off its hilt!
Yeah! [LAUGHS] Your circle can't stop my
sucking! Now I have your demon blood, as
well! FINN: Except it's not demon
blood. It's a frozen grape juice that
was blessed by the priest. Cold.
Bless this sword, fodder! Mm. Check, please!
FINN: [SLURPING] Mmm. Grapy.
Wait. Aaaaaaaaaah!
JAKE: My blood! Whoo!
Coward! JAKE: Whoop!
Hey, hey! Lady!
FINN: Let's go, bros! JAKE: Samantha, you can come,
too, I guess. Very well.
[GLASS SHATTERS] You've returned me to my world,
so I recant my oath to destroy you.
JAKE: You made an oath? Okay.
Let's fight again sometime. JAKE: Nah, I'll just stretch
into a tree. Hmm.
Took long enough for you to stretch out of that pit.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] JAKE: Psh! Please. Not even.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] JAKE: Uh, because kee oth was
right there! A-and there were traps.
I didn't have no blood this whole time, so I'm totally out
of it. [GRUNTS]
[BOTH GASP] BOTH: Jake?!
JAKE: Whew! Sorry. I got a little light-headed.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] JAKE: I love you, too, lady.
FINN: Yo, guys. I still love flame princess.
JAKE: Okay, big hug. ALL: Hug!
[WIND GUSTS]
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
FINN: Jake? Jake?
[HINGES CREAK] Hey, man.
JAKE: Hey, dude. FINN: You still thinking
about... JAKE: Yeah.
FINN: Yeah? Me, too. Princess bubblegum's ready for
us, so we should go. JAKE: Okay.
Just give me a few more months in here and I'll be ready.
FINN: It's okay, man. Just -- just play it off.
Just make a-a normal face. See? Normal face.
JAKE: [SOBBING] FINN: [SOBBING]
BUBBLEGUM: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming.
We may begin the ceremony! [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
FINN: Thanks for bringing us along on the trip, peebs.
JAKE: Yeah. It's unfortunate we can't enjoy
some of these cool things we're passing by, but I guess we could
do that the next time we're in the desert of wonders, whenever
that is! BUBBLEGUM: We're on a mission
to collect samples only. I want to start colonizing this
area by the end of the year. JAKE: You are killing me, pb!
BUBBLEGUM: James, give a readout on fuel.
Right away, princess. [IMITATES WHIRRING]
Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Beet! We have a surplus of fuel, so
after we collect samples, we may explore.
BOTH: Yeah! JAKE: I'm glad James is on
this trip. Hey, James, thumbs up, buddy!
[IMITATES WHIRRING] FINN: [CHUCKLES]
Dude, James is kind of, uh, goofy.
JAKE: I wasn't gonna say anything, but yeah.
Maybe when we get to know him better, it'll be charming.
BUBBLEGUM: James, slow down. We're here.
I'm registering mondo mega rads down there.
I'll ready the radiation suits upon landing.
BUBBLEGUM: Excellent. Take us down.
Hold on to your sack lunch!
Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! BUBBLEGUM: Okay.
You guys collect as many surface samples as you can -- rocks,
plants, dirt, anything. JAKE: Mostly looks like it's
just dirt here. This will be fun.
Jake, open up the basket. I'm gonna make a shot!
JAKE: Do it! Chk-chk! Whoop!
JAKE: Ha ha! [GROWLS SOFTLY]
Wah-wah!
BUBBLEGUM: Hmm. [SIZZLES]
[BUBBLING] [GROWLS]
BUBBLEGUM: Aah! Ach! Brownstadt!
Guys, run! [ALL SCREAM]
[MONSTERS MOANING] James, speed up that sack lunch!
Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt!
Vrrt! [MONSTERS GROWLING]
BUBBLEGUM: Ugh! [BEEPING]
ALL: Whoa! Ugh!
[GROWLING CONTINUES] FINN: Ugh!
Everyone okay? JAKE: [STAMMERING]
FINN: Huh? Oh, my garf!
What are they?! [BEEPING]
BUBBLEGUM: Uh, they're toxic creatures from another time.
Okay, let's see -- suspension's all donked, navigation's lost,
and the ship's legs are kaput. We're dead in the water.
[BOTH GASP] [IMITATES WHIRRING]
Chk! Ah-oogah! [VOMITS]
[SIZZLES] BUBBLEGUM: Oh, yuck!
Come on! Manners! [WHIRS, CLANKS]
Got to brain out the situation. [TICKING]
Those goo monsters will barf their way through the hull in
mere minutes. Finn, what should we do?
FINN: Uh...Let's radio for help.
BUBBLEGUM: Good idea, but looks like the radio's kaplowed.
Pbbt! I can fix that radio. Mrow-row-row!
Pling! With this!
It's a lucky coin! Bam!
When I bust out my coin, great stuff happens, like when I was
chosen to go on this mission with you guys!
Hee hee hee hee hee! JAKE: Mnh. Mnh.
James, that's not helping! FINN: Don't panic, baby.
BUBBLEGUM: Yes. James is very resourceful.
He'll work it out. Vrrt! Veet! Vrrt! Vreet!
Vrrt! Gzzzh! Jzzt! Bwr! Look, princess -- I invented a
coin-operated coin screwdrive-e-e-r!
BUBBLEGUM: See what I mean? Good job, James.
Come on, guys. Let's take inventory of the
emergency gear. Lucky coin strikes again!
[VOMITS] FINN: Hey, preebros, I know
things seem bad, but I'll figure out a plan.
BUBBLEGUM: I know, finn. JAKE: Dude, I found us some
flares! I saved us!
BUBBLEGUM: Right on! Hey, dudes, the radio is
fixed! JAKE: Good grod!
I love you, James! BUBBLEGUM: I knew you could
do it, James! JAKE: You know, James, I
wasn't sure about you at first, but you're okay.
Thank you, Jake. I wasn't sure about you, either.
Chk-chk. BUBBLEGUM: James, the radio's
still not working! [ALL BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'm not getting any signal. FINN: What the skunk?
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] James, it's all sanched up!
James is like, "wha?!" It was working just a second
ago, I swears! I went, like, "choo-choo-choo!"
And the radio was like, "pch-choo-whichoo-whichoo-
whichoo-whichoo," and then I was like...
JAKE: I take it back. This guy's totally cuckoo!
This is my cuckoo face. BUBBLEGUM: He did his best,
you guys. FINN: Right, right.
Okay, time for plan "b." James, pass me them flares.
Chk-oo! Boop! A flare for my liege.
FINN: James, where are the flares?
What?! May-- maybe they're, uh,
invisible flares. JAKE: [GROWLS]
Finn, pb, can I speak to you in the other room, please?
FINN: You want to do this trust-huddle style, buddy?
JAKE: Mm. BUBBLEGUM: So, what's all the
hubbub? JAKE: What's up with that
James dude? FINN: Yeah.
Do you think James could be breaking things on purpose?
BUBBLEGUM: No. James wouldn't do that.
JAKE: Wake up! Dude's a saboteur.
BUBBLEGUM: It's not James. What's not James?
I got lonely up front. I wanted to see what y'all are
up to. FINN: Hey, that gives me an
idea. Me, too! Vrrt!
[LAUGHING] Just kidding! I don't have any ideas.
Diversion. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-diversion.
Time to set up a diversion. [MONSTERS GROWLING]
[PINGING] [WHIRS]
[GROWLING CONTINUES]
JAKE: You see anything, bruddah?
FINN: Ah, I got bunkus. Wait. If we jam up to that cliff
face, I think we can climb -- whoop. More goo bros.
[WHISTLE!] What the --
[MONSTERS GROWLING] [BOTH SCREAMING]
JAKE: [GRUNTING] Yah!
BUBBLEGUM: That won't hold them for long.
JAKE: It can't end like this. I got a lady and five kids!
I thought I'd outlive at least one of them!
Here, man. Take this. JAKE: Your lucky coin?
Yeah, man. It always keeps me calm.
FINN: Who shot that flare, James?
BUBBLEGUM: We don't have time to point fingers.
FINN: [GROWLS] You're right.
There's only one way out of this jam.
One of us has to eat the big one so the others can survive.
And I'm gonna be that one. I'll run up there and get the
creatures to chase me, and while they're busy noshing on my
teen-boy body, you three can climb to safety.
Don't try to talk me out of it. I got crystal certainty.
This is what it means to be a he--
[CLANK!] [THUD!]
JAKE: Wha? [CLANK!]
[THUD!] BUBBLEGUM: James, we need to
talk. FINN: [GROANING]
BUBBLEGUM: So, what do you say?
Sure thing, princess! Byong!
FINN: Ugh! Huh? Why did -- Jake?
BUBBLEGUM: [GRUNTING] FINN: Wh-where's James?
Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! Vrrt! [MONSTERS GROWLING]
James!
[MONSTERS GROWLING]
Aah! James, look out! Ohh. Pb! What's going on?
BUBBLEGUM: Finn, I need to explain something really heavy.
I was the one who sabotaged all your escape plans.
I calculated the chance of success for every possible
escape plan, and none of them were going to work.
You said it yourself -- there was only one way out.
Someone was going to have to eat the big one to save the others.
James did something really noble to save us.
FINN: But I wanted to do it. Why didn't you let me?
BUBBLEGUM: There's a reason. With this sample of James, I can
clone a new one. He's candy, but you're not.
I can't clone another you. FINN: Whoa.
BUBBLEGUM: I made the best choice available.
James served the candy kingdom on a dangerous mission, and even
though he is gone and it's super sad, I would like to honor
James... With this new James I whipped up
in the lab! Jeet!
BUBBLEGUM: Here you go, James -- an award for bravery.
Let's hear it for James! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
FINN: Is this right or wrong? I can't tell.
Hey, cool. Did I do something cool?
Do I do something cool? JAKE: I don't know, man.
Here's your coin, James. Gzzt!
Wow! This day keeps getting better and better!
JAKE: Ehh.
Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.
ALL: Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt. Vrrt.
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪