(mouse squeaks) (penguins chirp) (screeches)
♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end. It's adventure time! ♪
Synced and corrected by fant0m www.addic7ed.com
(kids laughing, cheering)
Whoaaa! That was awesome! Let's go over there!
(laughter, cheering continue)
Wheee! Come on! Come on! Wow!
Yay! Wheee! Whoaaa!
(muffled laughter, cheering)
Hmm. Why would I need to know about Caterpillar families? I don't get it.
Well, they look like they're having fun.
(scoffs) Real leaves aren't made out of candy.
They always have a gross, bitter taste. (laughs)
- Terry eats all the Caterpillars! - Mmm! Ah, it's so good!
Ugh! That's gross, too. There's no way real Caterpillars are delicious.
You think? I bet they taste great if you're a bird.
The Caterpillar eats the leaf. Then the bird eats the Caterpillar.
Then the big bird eats the little bird.
The big bird then dies, and its remains decompose into rich, fertile soil.
And from that soil, a new plant bursts to life.
And then the Caterpillar eats the plant again. And so the circle of life continues.
This is the law of nature we call the food chain. Isn't that fascinating?
Yo, Princess Bubblegum, do birds play football?
- No, Terry. They don't. - (sighs) That's weak, ma'am.
You guys, this is lame. (all sighing, complaining)
No way I'm eating a bug's butt. Those kids are right.
What's the big deez about the food chain, anyway?
Let's hit the snack bar and eat something yummy.
(twinkle!) (Mozart's "The Magic Flute" playing)
(both singing "The Magic Flute")
- Hey, this is pretty fun! - Hey, have you noticed we are birds now?
- I'm hungies. - Look over there!
That oasis looks pretty good to me. Bon appetit! (gulps)
- Oh, dude, you ate those?! - Come on, man!
We're sweet, sweet birds, and we get to eat worms. This is a unique experience.
(gulps) (groans) Uh, how did I get so mad chubs?
- I only ate one grub. - Dude, you've been eating grubs for hours.
- What?! - Yeah. You're a beast. (whistle!)
(both screaming) Help me, Jake! My body's too bloated to fly!
Hide! (boing!) (zoom!)
(grunting) Aah!
(twinkle!) (grunts) Ugh, there goes my din-din.
Why am I hungry again?
- Jake! - Who are you? - It's me, Finn.
Dang, when did you get so big? And old?
(stomach growls) (sizzle!) You feeling okay, bro?
Jake, we are good friends. So let me just say you look awesome right now.
- Ha, really? - Yeah.
You're looking tasty. (muffled) Hey, why don't you take a seat in my mouth?
- Why? That's... Weird. - It's okay. It's okay. Just give it a try.
- It's a new experience, right? - Wow, you have a lot of saliva.
(chuckles) You must have a broken pipe, old timer.
- It's comfy, though. - (chomps) Whoa!
- Did you just try and eat me?! - No...? But if I did, that'd be okay, right?
You are trying to eat me!
- I'm just following the law of nature. - What're you talking about?
I don't know. I just feel that way.
(chomps) (groans)
Aw, Jake, you're missing out... By not getting eaten... By me. Uh-oh!
Sorry, man! I'm not into it. (thud)
So alone. So hungry. (weakly) The law of nature...
Has claimed this bod. (groaning weakly)
Yay! What a big turnout. Top notch!
- To decompose stuff! - Yeah! We are so pumped!
- Yeah! - (sniffs) What's that smell?
- Wow! It looks amazing! - Yay! Yay!
- Party time! So good! - Awesome.
- This bird went bad so well! - You took it too far, man.
I'm a dog, and I eat all kinds of horrible things. This is disgusting.
Think of it as a conversation starter... Like, "the other night, I ate the
grossest thing I've ever tasted." you know, it's interesting.
(gulping) Whew! I'm full. (whooshing)
Whoa! Aah! Whoa!
Whoa! Aah! Aah!
- What's going on?! - Whoa! (whooshing)
(squeaking) (burps) * To a plant... *
♪ A day is short... (vocalizes) Help! ♪
♪ Hey, birds! You are my hero... ♪ (static)
(both laughing) (panting) I think we're safe now...
- And also Caterpillars. (breathing heavily) - We're still in a bind, man.
- No food, no water. - I'm hungry.
- I'm thirsty. (panting) - Hey, look! (breathing heavily)
- It's another Caterpillar. Huh? You okay? - She's beautiful.
She's just a Caterpillar, dude. Looks like she's gonna faint.
(whimpering) You see? Huh. "Love is blind"...
That must apply to all species. Oh, I see! Your name is Erin,
and there's a Famine in your town, so that's why you're out here searching for an oasis.
Yes, I have to hurry and find food. Otherwise, my family won't survive.
(weakly) But I don't know if I can go on.
(thunk) Hold on, Erin. Food! Water! Shade!
- Where are you?! - Over there... The oasis!
- (muffled) Yummy! - Really? You like leaves now?
So good, dude! (bonk!) (gasps)
- Your eyes. - Hey, hey, hey! Move over a bit.
I got a rhythm going, here.
- I've never been this happy. (chuckles) - This oasis is pretty romantic, huh?
- Sure, I guess. - So, how many kids you want to have?
Uh... do you want to get married?
- Yes! (bells ringing) - And will you, Finn,
take this Caterpillar to be your wife, even if she becomes a flower
or a bird or a bacteria to love and to cherish till death do you part?
- Y-y-yes. (all cheering) - You may now kiss the bride.
Aww! (all screaming)
- This way, Erin! - Hey, is that my butt? Man, it's been a while!
- Finn! - When we're reborn as Caterpillars, I'll marry you all over again!
That's beautiful, Finn! But when we're bacteria, I might see other people!
(retches) Hey, why are you eating Caterpillars?
- My eyes are open. - The Caterpillar eats the leaf.
Then the bird eats the Caterpillar. Then the big bird eats the little bird.
The big bird then dies, and its remains decompose into rich,
fertile soil. And from that soil, a new plant bursts to life.
And then the Caterpillar eats the plant again. And so the circle of life continues.
(jazzy piano playing)
♪ Round and round as the nature flows... ♪
♪ It's like one big ring Caterpillars eat plants... ♪
♪ Small birds eat Caterpillars, big birds eat small birds, bacteria eats the dead big bird ♪
♪ from there, plants grow again, Caterpillar eats the plant... ♪
♪ How natural, no waste, it is an endless chain... ♪
♪ What an amazing, wonderful, and excellent how harsh, not careless, it's an endless chain... ♪
♪ What an amazing, wonderful, and excellent food... ♪
♪ Food chain! ♪ (song ends)
- Eh, so what? Let's go play! - Yeah, weirdo. (all sighing, complaining)
- I wanna play sports. - Come on! Let's go! (all laughing, cheering)
Ah. (lips smack) (continues snoring)
Stand and deliver, Boi, because I'm Robbing Hood. Give me all your funny money,
- sheriff of nauty-hams. - But, Bmo, I don't want to be the bad guy.
- I want to be Robbing Hood's pal, Frier Tux. - No, Neptr.
Haha! (squeak! squeak!) Frier Tux would never have a
- mustache like that. (giggles) - No fair.
- En guard! - On blitzen! (both grunting)
You're terrible! Whoa! (rumbling)
- Eee! Aah! - What? Hey!
What are you kids doing breaking the treehouse?!
- Yo, Bmo, what happened? - You got too much money, honey.
All of this dosh is threatening the structural integrity of the treehouse.
Who would have thought we could have too much treasure? (groaning)
- I'm sorry, master. - Ancient psychic tandem war elephant!
You told me to stay inside the money room, but now I am outside.
What is your punishment, master?
No punishment, dude. Just chill where you are.
All right. I will chill where I am until you command me.
- So, what should we do with all this swash? - You should give it to Robbing Hood.
No way, Bmo! This is our treasure.
- Aw! - Hey, maybe we could, like, spend it?
- Really? How much of it? - Dude, like all of it.
Then we can go find completely new treasure.
Neptr knows just the place to blow your grease.
Behold this recent advertisement.
- Whoa! We get mail? - Check it out, Jake.
Dang! Wildberry Kingdom got all fancy. (stretch! stretch!) (coins clinking)
- (stretch! squeak!) I continue to chill. - Come on, nauty-hams.
(indistinct conversations) Thank you.
Nice place! So, how are we gonna spend all this gish?
I don't know. I've never really spent money before. I've only stolen it or hoarded it.
Ha! (chuckles)
(sighs) So, here we are in the middle of town.
(coins clinking) (stretch! stretch!) Let's parse out some dough to spend.
Hey! What are you doing?!
No people or money allowed in the fountain, ya dums! Where's your sense at?!
Sorry, man, we were looking to spend some cash in town. (stretch!)
- Want some? (coins clinking) - Fellas, goofing in a public
fountain is punishable by a lashing, and you're trying to bribe me.
(stretch!) Ooh! Now, that's what I'm talking about, fellas.
(chuckles) Have a good time in the fountain.
(both laugh) Whoa! Spending money is kind of fun.
Yeah, this'll be easy. Ho-ho, young berry lads!
- Yeah? - Go buy the most expensive meats and furniture
to adorn our new fountain home. Keep the change for your families in need.
- Hyup! - Thanks, but we're, uh, middle-class.
- Really? - Uh, yeah, upper middle.
- Just get the darn furniture. - Hey, no furniture or meat in the fountain!
You'll wreck up the water! (stretch!) You can't buy me off twice, fellas.
(stretch!) (chuckling) Ah, maybe you can,
fellas, maybe you can. (laughs maniacally)
Dude, we bought all this furniture and meat, and we still have a ton of gamboni left.
Hmm. (gasp) Look at those gams! Hey, yo, legs! Legs!
- You want a bag of money? - Sure!
- Well, what are you gonna do for it? - Well, um, I'm a dancer by trade.
Show me! (whoosh!) (mid-tempo music plays)
- Hup! - (laughs maniacally) Finn, look!
- I made this guy dance. - Yeah, man. Whoo!
- Hold it! No dancing in the streets without a permit! - Go away, dude!
Hey, you can't talk to me like that. (coins clink)
- All right, I'm going! - (laughs maniacally) This is crazy.
People do anything for money. And I've got a ton of money. Dance harder, legs! Harder!
(coins clinking) (grunting) (laughing maniacally)
(sighs) This bores me. You're boring!
It's time to push this thing further. Middle-class berries,
- watch after this treasure while I'm gone. - Okay.
(crickets chirping) (both snoring) (clears throat)
- Mayble, do you hear something? - Good evening.
- Oh, no! We're being robbed! - Oh, no, we're not robbers.
We're actually here to give you money.
- What? - Listen. I want to see you two do things
- for this bag of money. - Okay, man. (chuckles)
Yeah, nice. Goji Berry Man, you sleep on the left side of the bed normally.
- Now you sleep on the right! - Okay.
I don't like sleeping on your side. It's too close to the wall!
Mr. Goji Berry, you sleep on your back now...
- And on top of the covers. - I can't sleep on my back, man.
I got sleep apnea. I won't get any sleep.
My wife won't get any sleep. My dance instructing will suffer.
Turning down all this smoosh, huh? Dance instructing pays more that I thought.
Wait, man! There's got to be something else
- we can do to get those gold coins. - Well, sure, man.
As a matter of fact, you can have all the gold coins... All the gold coins you can eat!
(gasps) Dinner is served! (coins clink)
Yummy, yummy, yummy. Hey, you kids need some dessert?
I'll just see what I can rustle up... In the toolshed!
(laughs maniacally) Guys, I'm super sorry about my friend. Here. (both munching)
Don't eat it, ya dums! (crickets chirping)
How much do you think I'd have to pay them to lick the dust off of all this dusty stuff?
Dude, I do not approve of the way you're spending money right now.
Dude, they're not doing anything they don't want to. They want my sweet cheddar, and
I want to see some stuff in exchange. It's mutual... Free market.
- What? - Free market! - Don't worry, brother.
I'll help you see the error of your ways. Berry lads! Berry lads!
- I need to spend all this blingo fast. - Okay.
Take me to the seediest alley in the Kingdom.
That's Crudberry Back Alley... In crud town. (crickets chirping) (coins clinking)
(wheels rattling) Friendly crudberries, I have money for you!
- Come get it! - Money? Money? Money!
Money? Money! Money!
Easy, fellas! Let's pass these out one at a time.
- (coins clinking) Hey, take it easy, Breh. - Give us that money!
I-I-I don't want any trouble. I'm trying to help you!
(all grunting) (fists pounding) Whew!
(breathing heavily) How much coin would it take for you to be my berry foot warmer?
- Dude! - Oh, hey, man!
Jake, this money is bad. We got to get rid of all of it right now.
Okay, I got a plan. And this time, it's gonna involve all the money.
(mid-tempo music playing) (coins clinking)
♪ M-m-money... M-m-money, money... ♪
♪ Money, money, money... ♪
♪ M-m-money ♪ (pounding on door) (yawns)
(door clatters) (steam hisses) (door clatters)
- Finn and Jake? - Princess, are you ready to earn all this cay-ash?
- (coins clink) Wha...? - All of this sweet,
sweet crunkle is yours if you let me... Sit on your head.
- Get out of here! - Psh, no one can say no to this much dinero.
- M-m-money... - Jake, I am warning you.
- M-m-money... (growls) M-m-money... - Aah! Guards! Guards!
Seize Finn and Jake and prepare them for execution!
- Or don't do that and get paid mad bucks. - And take all their money!
Take all my money?!
(cell door slams) Well, we were trying to get rid of all that skrilla anyway, right?
Finn and Jake, yes, you have insulted me, but worse than that,
you have abused the power of money! (berries gasp)
We will deal with you swiftly and ironically by encasing you in your own molten gold!
(liquid bubbling) Release the golden flood! (wheel squeaking)
(gasps) (gasps) (arrow tings, pipe squeaks)
- Oh, no! Aah! (berries screaming) - Who dares?
Ho, ho, ho! Robbing Hood is the defender of the poor!
- Me too! - Good shot, Bmo!
I was aiming for the rope. Yeah! (arrow plunges) (stretch!)
(arrow tings) Let's bounce, po' boy. (whoosh!)
(whoosh!) Finn and Jake, if you ever return to Wildberry Kingdom again,
I'll have you double-dipped in gold! Unless I get a written apology.
(ding!) Huh? Gold piece.
You want to flip to see who writes that apology letter?
- How about you write it, I sign it? - (chuckles) No way, man!
(door creaks) (birds chirping)