Cinnamon bun!
What the heck are you doing out in the woods?
I asked you 20 minutes ago to take these drinks around for us.
Oh. Oh! "Around for us"!
I thought you said "walk to the zoo and back."
Gah!
Finn, cinnamon bun's gonna tend the
juice bar now. I have a special job for you.
As ooo's greatest champion, I'm relying on you to keep
lumpy space princess from crashing this wedding.
I went ahead and deputized you, so, you know, no holds barred.
- Got it? - Yeah!
- Oh. But what about Jake? - Well, honestly, I
haven't seen Jake this happy in a while.
I kind of don't want to squash
- his groove. - Hands off, little
- piggies! - Knock knock!
Hey, tree trunks! Oh, hey, princess.
Wow! You look prettier than a
- sippy cup in a snow bank.
Thanks, tree trunks. Now listen -- I don't want you
to worry about a thing. I've got finn on lsp duty, and
we're keeping your ex-husbands, Randy, Danny, and Wyatt,
100 feet apart at all times, at least until it's time for me
to perform the ceremony. Oh, well, uh, princess --
-- I appreciate your generosity,
going to all this trouble to hijack my wedding and all, but
- you can't perform the ceremony. - What?!
Why not? Well, I'm sorry, but I just
don't recognize your "authority" on such matters.
I can only be married by his holiness, the one true
- king of ooo. - What?!
That fraud?! Now, I know his teachings--
That fraud is here?!
Uh, why, yes, but --
Oh, dear. Mama, I'm afraid I've offended
the princess. Oh, nonsense, baby.
She's probably just jealous 'cause you're about to marry
such a handsome, fine, saucy man!
Oh, but he is a saucy fine bolog-nah factory!
Mm-hmm! I'll tell you what.
I'd like to open up that hood,
see how the bolog-nah gets made! Mm!
Mama, please! Please don't call him a
saucy, fine bolog-nah factory! Bolog-nah factory!
Oh! My perfect day!
What else could go wrong? Please go on -- describe the
next "thought-form." Um...I see, like,
reddish-green blotches. Ah! Ha ha ha!
One year good luck.
I've waited a long time for this, king of ooo.
And now I'm gonna expose you in front of everyone for what you
really are. Yay!
H-hey, barkeep, can I have another one of these ciders?
Sure!
Hey, little robot, how you doing?
I am the best! I love weddings, I love flowers,
I love l-o-o-o-o-o-o-ove! Hey, did you know I used to
be married to tree trunks? N-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Heh, yeah. It was just me and t.T.
We had some wild times back in the day.
Did you know I once took her to play tennis?
N-o-o-o-o! Yep. Tennis.
I took her to one of those, uh...Paddles or whatever, you
know? No.
Yeah, she left me. She said I was stifling her
- spirit. - I mean --
You know, what -- not enough tennis for you?
No...
It's starting! The ceremony is starting!
Oh, no!
I'm missing the love! No!
Uh...Please, stay here. This is cathartic.
You're a good listener. Oh.
Okay. Sweetie, you look so nice.
- Shh. - Sounds really sweet.
Lumpy space princess?
Is that you? Let me go to this part-y-y-y!
Aah! It's not your party, lsp.
Poor finn. Don't you know?
Every party... Is my party!
I'm just gonna look in this guy's blimp, make
sure everything's in accordance...
...With the laws.
Psst! Sweetie, what're you doing?
Hmm?
Get out of my way, finn! Oh, my glob!
You're touching my woman's body! Okay, dear.
Now up you come. Don't hurry this.
Here we go. Whoa, whoa, kids!
Got to finish the ceremony first.
Keep the baby in the basket. Everyone at the party get
ready 'cause here comes a hot bunch of grapes!
Aaaaaaaaah!
Oh, my glob! We've gathered here on this
beautiful day, under my life-giving sun, to celebrate
the enjointment of Mr. pig and tree trunks the little elephant.
These two weird animals first... Oh, I bet some cute weddings
are happening over there.
Bmo, you're so nice. Those flowers look really
cool. Oh, I've had a hard life.
People seem cute. They seem nice.
But then when you can't stop crying because they beat you at
tennis that one time, they call you a baby!
Yeah, cute nice babies. Bmo?
Mm-hmm? Bmo, would you move in
with me?
Do you, Mr. pig, take
tree trunks to be your ever-wedded wife, forever
following the teachings of me, the true king of ooo?
- I do.
And do you, tree trunks...
Do you promise to love Mr. pig forever and spend the next five
years with me in my serenity compound, performing simple
household repairs, to have and to hold, in sickness and in
health, in my gated Mountain compound?
I... Everybody get ready...
To pay attention to me!
...I-I-I-I-I-I d-- oh!
Ev-everybody! Hey! I'm here!
Look at my booq -- unh!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Ahh!
- My zep! - Everybody, this
wedding is a farce! A criminal farce!
Hey, just what are you egging at here?
I'll tell you what I'm egging at.
I'm egging at this outdated wedding-officiant license!
Oh! Oh, is that what this is
about? You must've found that in my
back records. I have the up-to-date paperwork
right here. Oh!
What? Uh...
Hey, wait. How did you get that?
I could've swore it was locked in my zep.
Nope! Shh! Nope, nope, nope!
Stop talking! Go to jail! Oh!
Yeah. Princess bubblegum, you have
gone too far. We stand together against your
- tyranny. - Hey, everybody.
Your prison may hold one of us, but it may not hold all
of us. Oh, poor tree trunks.
Wait. Where's my mama? Has anyone see my --
oh! No, mama!
Well, I guess this is it, sweetie.
Oh. Oh, no.
The elephant graveyard is calling to me now.
Okay, hold your horses. I'm comin'.
Wait, tree trunks! Look around!
Everyone we care about is all here together.
Finn, Uncle Donald, banana guard #1, Jake, Jake Jr.,
everybody! We could have the ceremony right
here. Hey, yeah!
King of ooo, will you do the honors?
Are you crazy?!
That loopy bird is gonna string me up sideways!
You can perform your own dang ceremony!
Kingofooo.Com! Oh. Oh, dear.
Oh, my gosh. Tree trunks, did you hear?
Huh? The king said you could
perform your own dang ceremony. Yeah, that really stung.
But... But...The king's word is law.
I can perform my own dang
- ceremony? - Are you up to it, t.T.?
I'll try. I guess it's time.
A-are you ready? Oh, okay. Um, uh...
Do you, Mr. pig, take me, tree trunks, to be your
beautiful wedded wife? I do.
And do I, Mr. pig, take him to be your lawful wedded
husband, tree trunks? I do.
Then, you... You may kiss the bride.
- Mwah! - Oh, geez.
Let 'em all go, banana guard #3. Uh...What?
I just can't stay mad at something so cute.
Did she just say "let everyone go"?
Looks like we've got the
whole place to ourselves, if you know what I'm saying.
Wait. D-don't you think there might be cameras down here?
I hope so.