1 00:00:31,369 --> 00:00:33,803 No-o-o-o-o-o-o! 2 00:00:33,872 --> 00:00:36,397 Get away from me, you butchers! 3 00:00:36,475 --> 00:00:38,136 Starchy, you have a cold. 4 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:40,144 The cure is right here. Just let me... 5 00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:41,304 No! 6 00:00:41,379 --> 00:00:43,745 Starchy only takes magic! 7 00:00:43,815 --> 00:00:44,747 Oh, come on. 8 00:00:44,816 --> 00:00:46,408 Find me a wizard! 9 00:00:46,485 --> 00:00:48,180 Nurse Poundcake, hold Starchy 10 00:00:48,253 --> 00:00:50,346 while I administer the serum. 11 00:00:50,422 --> 00:00:52,822 What? 12 00:00:52,891 --> 00:00:54,620 Look, I'm a nurse and all, 13 00:00:54,693 --> 00:00:56,320 but my uncle is a magic worker, 14 00:00:56,394 --> 00:00:58,692 and he cured my sadness about my marriage. 15 00:01:00,031 --> 00:01:01,965 Listen, all magic is is scientific principles 16 00:01:02,033 --> 00:01:04,160 presented like mystical hoo-doo, 17 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:07,000 which is fun but it's sort of irresponsible. 18 00:01:07,072 --> 00:01:10,200 I got your magic right here, okay? 19 00:01:10,275 --> 00:01:13,335 And razzle dazzle! Flooby-doo! 20 00:01:13,411 --> 00:01:15,208 Zamabamafoo! 21 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,840 Is that a real spell? 22 00:01:17,916 --> 00:01:20,009 No, I'm making fun of spells. 23 00:01:20,085 --> 00:01:23,020 Princess, you're being really disrespectful 24 00:01:23,088 --> 00:01:24,680 of my beliefs. 25 00:01:24,756 --> 00:01:26,690 That was very close-minded! 26 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:29,590 Starchy, I just want to help. 27 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:34,127 All right! You want me to go to Wizard City 28 00:01:34,199 --> 00:01:36,861 and get you a cold spell? 29 00:01:36,935 --> 00:01:39,995 You still think I'm a jerk? 30 00:01:40,071 --> 00:01:42,801 All right, sit tight. 31 00:01:42,874 --> 00:01:45,536 - How is he? - He's still sick. 32 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:48,238 Yo, that stinks! 33 00:01:48,313 --> 00:01:51,680 Tonight's part 3 of his graveyard secrets workshop. 34 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:53,843 Yeah, Prubs, give him the medicon. 35 00:01:53,919 --> 00:01:55,181 He won't take it. 36 00:01:55,253 --> 00:01:58,848 He wants me to get him a cold spell from Wizard City. 37 00:01:58,924 --> 00:02:00,824 - Oh, okay. - That makes sense. 38 00:02:00,892 --> 00:02:03,622 Dude, you guys! Really? 39 00:02:03,695 --> 00:02:06,061 Yeah, I mean, magic's probably more natchy 40 00:02:06,131 --> 00:02:07,758 for your body in the long run. 41 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:10,392 Have you two been to Wizard City? 42 00:02:10,468 --> 00:02:11,958 Nope. "Wizards only." 43 00:02:12,037 --> 00:02:13,231 Wizards don't play. 44 00:02:13,305 --> 00:02:15,671 Trespassers get killed mad quick, like zap-zap. 45 00:02:15,740 --> 00:02:16,900 Well, then what? 46 00:02:16,975 --> 00:02:18,033 Let's stay home. Just kidding. 47 00:02:18,109 --> 00:02:20,407 All right, meet me outside of Wizard City 48 00:02:20,478 --> 00:02:22,241 in your freshest wizard johns. 49 00:02:24,716 --> 00:02:27,241 H-Hurry, Princess. 50 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:28,377 This is it? 51 00:02:28,453 --> 00:02:29,920 Yeah, man, this is it. 52 00:02:29,988 --> 00:02:32,149 Well, what's with the wall? 53 00:02:32,224 --> 00:02:35,591 Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-op! 54 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:36,752 What's over there? 55 00:02:36,828 --> 00:02:38,887 Nothing. Just more mountains. 56 00:02:38,964 --> 00:02:41,125 I think the wall knows we're not wizards. 57 00:02:41,199 --> 00:02:43,030 But we can trick it, right? 58 00:02:43,101 --> 00:02:44,864 How do you trick a wall? 59 00:02:44,936 --> 00:02:46,665 Don't know, man. I give up. 60 00:02:46,738 --> 00:02:48,000 For reals? 61 00:02:48,073 --> 00:02:49,404 Yeah, I'm no good at this! 62 00:02:49,474 --> 00:02:50,566 Unh! Oof! 63 00:02:50,642 --> 00:02:52,371 That was a nice try, man. 64 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:53,843 Guys, hold up! 65 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:56,039 I got the password from The Ice King. 66 00:02:56,114 --> 00:02:58,582 Apparently, the barrier only responds 67 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:01,881 to the voice of real wizards. 68 00:03:01,953 --> 00:03:03,784 No way! I'm no rat! 69 00:03:03,855 --> 00:03:08,690 I am bound by the sacred trust of esoteric knowledge! 70 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,284 Say the password, Ice King! 71 00:03:10,362 --> 00:03:13,729 You think I'll just hand you the keys to the city? 72 00:03:13,798 --> 00:03:15,322 I'd rather die. 73 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,231 Say the password. 74 00:03:17,302 --> 00:03:19,600 Ow! My pinky! 75 00:03:19,671 --> 00:03:20,603 Ow. 76 00:03:20,672 --> 00:03:22,196 Thank you. 77 00:03:22,274 --> 00:03:24,469 You know, no one has touched me in months. 78 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:26,134 Could you touch me again? 79 00:03:26,211 --> 00:03:28,145 Password! Now! 80 00:03:28,213 --> 00:03:30,147 Ow! Ohh! Ohh! 81 00:03:30,215 --> 00:03:31,614 "Wizards Rule!" 82 00:03:31,683 --> 00:03:33,810 The password is "wizards rule!" 83 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:35,580 Aah 84 00:03:35,654 --> 00:03:38,282 Whoa. Powerful magicks. 85 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:40,654 Pshh! It's a vocal registry 86 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:42,989 rigged to a vibration modulator. 87 00:03:43,061 --> 00:03:44,187 The wall's still there. 88 00:03:44,262 --> 00:03:45,923 It's just the density's all wobbled. 89 00:03:45,997 --> 00:03:46,964 Boo. 90 00:03:47,032 --> 00:03:49,193 Um... that's what it is, Jake. 91 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:50,791 All right, what am I, then? 92 00:03:50,869 --> 00:03:52,427 This don't look like magic to you? 93 00:03:52,504 --> 00:03:54,665 It looks like a mutation. 94 00:03:54,739 --> 00:03:55,728 Boring. 95 00:03:55,807 --> 00:03:57,069 Yeah, right. 96 00:03:57,142 --> 00:03:58,939 Just 'cause I know my shnoz... 97 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:00,443 Look at these dopes. 98 00:04:00,512 --> 00:04:02,104 Half of these spells are all working 99 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:03,841 on entanglement principles. 100 00:04:03,915 --> 00:04:05,348 "Entanglement" is a spell 101 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:06,850 where you get trapped in tree roots, 102 00:04:06,918 --> 00:04:09,011 and sometimes they spike out and hook your flesh, 103 00:04:09,087 --> 00:04:10,645 and you got to be like, "My body is clay. 104 00:04:10,722 --> 00:04:12,155 My spirit feels no pain." 105 00:04:12,223 --> 00:04:14,191 Then you chop your way out and kill the wizard! 106 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:16,454 That's not what I meant, but whatevs. 107 00:04:16,528 --> 00:04:18,120 Where's this magic shop? 108 00:04:18,196 --> 00:04:20,460 These signs are weird. Let's ask somebody. 109 00:04:20,532 --> 00:04:22,523 Hey, dudes. Yo, where's the... 110 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,862 Stand back, citizen. 111 00:04:23,935 --> 00:04:26,335 Yeesh. Okay. Who are these guys? 112 00:04:26,404 --> 00:04:28,338 They're like the city popo or something. 113 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:30,670 Stranson Doughblow, you are guilty 114 00:04:30,742 --> 00:04:34,007 of impersonating a wizard, as well as purchasing magic items 115 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:35,808 from Ron James' Spell Palace. 116 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:36,972 Bingo. 117 00:04:37,048 --> 00:04:39,039 Wait! I know some coin tricks. 118 00:04:39,117 --> 00:04:42,644 The sentence is... 119 00:04:42,721 --> 00:04:45,849 Whoa! 120 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:49,484 - Oh, my shrah! - Come on. 121 00:04:49,561 --> 00:04:51,256 You saw that, right? 122 00:04:52,597 --> 00:04:54,121 Welcome, brothers! 123 00:04:54,199 --> 00:04:55,757 Sorry about that biz outside. 124 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:57,631 Ha ha ha! 125 00:04:57,702 --> 00:05:00,535 Oh, what a silly non-magic user, right? 126 00:05:00,605 --> 00:05:02,368 All right, bros. 127 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,409 Ronny James got mad spells for wizards of all E.X. P.S. 128 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:07,411 No need for memorization, incantation, 129 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:09,413 or hard-to-find bularoo. 130 00:05:09,481 --> 00:05:11,346 Just rip one of these babies open, 131 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:13,907 and you'll be like, "Ta-da!" 132 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:17,853 We got a bottle-returns program and all that shwazaa. 133 00:05:17,922 --> 00:05:19,719 So, wha-za? 134 00:05:19,791 --> 00:05:21,622 We need a spell for the cold. 135 00:05:21,693 --> 00:05:23,217 Heck, yeah, brah. 136 00:05:23,294 --> 00:05:24,556 I got something. 137 00:05:24,629 --> 00:05:25,721 Whoof! 138 00:05:25,797 --> 00:05:27,731 This baby right here... right here?... 139 00:05:27,799 --> 00:05:31,360 This is what you want, brothers. 140 00:05:31,436 --> 00:05:34,371 - How's it work? - It works by magic. 141 00:05:34,439 --> 00:05:37,272 It's a spell. - Dude... 142 00:05:37,342 --> 00:05:39,276 What? I'm curious. So, what's in it? 143 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:41,608 It's my secret brew, dog. 144 00:05:41,679 --> 00:05:44,409 So you want to sell me a product with no information? 145 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:46,541 It's a cold spell. 146 00:05:46,618 --> 00:05:48,449 Made from what? 147 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,044 Magic. 148 00:05:50,121 --> 00:05:53,784 What's the magic made out of, dingdong? 149 00:05:53,858 --> 00:05:56,292 - Y'all is fakes! - No, wait! 150 00:05:56,361 --> 00:05:58,090 Bam! 151 00:05:58,163 --> 00:05:59,721 You're busted! 152 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:01,789 Yoink! 153 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:06,764 Aah! 154 00:06:07,806 --> 00:06:08,795 Dang. 155 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:12,237 - Hey, Jake? - What? 156 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,902 Is P. B. Straight-up naked right now? 157 00:06:13,978 --> 00:06:15,912 Dude, don't make me feel any more awkward 158 00:06:15,980 --> 00:06:18,574 than I already do! 159 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:22,245 Dang! It's a dead end! 160 00:06:24,189 --> 00:06:26,419 - Abracadaniel! - Huh? Do I know you? 161 00:06:26,491 --> 00:06:28,425 Dude, it's me... Finn! Quick, let us in! 162 00:06:28,493 --> 00:06:30,791 Oh, guys, I don't know. That's not my place. 163 00:06:30,862 --> 00:06:32,557 I just work here and I... - Please! 164 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:34,427 - Come on, man! - Shush! 165 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:37,434 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 166 00:06:41,639 --> 00:06:42,901 Shoop! 167 00:06:42,974 --> 00:06:45,306 Yeah, when the lamb comes back, 168 00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:48,812 laser wizard puts him on the altar. 169 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,280 And then I extract his forehead, right, Bufo? 170 00:06:51,349 --> 00:06:52,782 Ooh. 171 00:06:52,851 --> 00:06:54,113 Right, yeah. That's the plan... 172 00:07:00,859 --> 00:07:02,850 What the blutt, Abracadaniel?! 173 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:06,886 What part of "Secret Society" don't you understand?! 174 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:09,126 Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don't want trouble! 175 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,690 Just let us rest for a bit. 176 00:07:10,768 --> 00:07:13,498 Oh, we gonna put you to rest... for good! 177 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,707 You are guilty of harboring non-magic users! 178 00:07:18,776 --> 00:07:20,641 - Barrier! - We need an exit! 179 00:07:20,712 --> 00:07:22,304 Oh, boy. 180 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,143 That's what you get for asking a magician 181 00:07:24,215 --> 00:07:25,648 about his tricks, P. B.! 182 00:07:25,717 --> 00:07:27,150 Ghosts of the Warp Plane, 183 00:07:27,218 --> 00:07:30,551 grant us passage into your realm. 184 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:31,987 Hey, guys, wait for me! 185 00:07:32,056 --> 00:07:33,751 Shush! 186 00:07:33,825 --> 00:07:35,087 Whoa! 187 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,720 Receive your just punishment! 188 00:07:37,795 --> 00:07:40,389 No! As ruler of the Candy Kingdom, 189 00:07:40,465 --> 00:07:42,092 I demand parley 190 00:07:42,167 --> 00:07:44,863 with the Grand Master Wizard! 191 00:07:44,936 --> 00:07:46,927 Princess Bubblegum! 192 00:07:47,005 --> 00:07:48,768 For shame. 193 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:53,573 And I'm very disappointed in you, Abracadaniel. 194 00:07:53,645 --> 00:07:56,443 However, Princess, since you have always been 195 00:07:56,514 --> 00:07:59,506 a dear friend to the wizard community, 196 00:07:59,584 --> 00:08:01,745 just say "wizards rule" 197 00:08:01,819 --> 00:08:03,980 and you're all free to go. 198 00:08:04,055 --> 00:08:05,522 Wha? Really? 199 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:06,522 Mmm? 200 00:08:06,591 --> 00:08:08,786 - Psst! Wizards rule! - No! 201 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:09,918 Oh! 202 00:08:09,994 --> 00:08:12,428 All magic is science! 203 00:08:12,497 --> 00:08:14,192 You just don't know what you're doing, 204 00:08:14,265 --> 00:08:15,698 so you call it magic! 205 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:18,736 And, well, it's ridiculous. 206 00:08:18,803 --> 00:08:21,397 Wizard prison! All of you! 207 00:08:21,472 --> 00:08:23,463 N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 208 00:08:25,476 --> 00:08:27,467 Ridiculous, huh? 209 00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:32,408 This isn't happening! 210 00:08:32,483 --> 00:08:34,075 - Ho! - Ouch! 211 00:08:34,152 --> 00:08:37,315 Would you look at that? 212 00:08:37,388 --> 00:08:41,984 Somebody better start crying into my hand. 213 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,823 Ugh! That's sick! 214 00:08:43,895 --> 00:08:45,590 You're right. I'm so ashamed. 215 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,187 Ugh! 216 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:49,199 Ouch! 217 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,098 Come on! Move it! 218 00:08:51,169 --> 00:08:53,000 You two... in here! 219 00:08:53,071 --> 00:08:57,440 I got cells upstairs for Princess and Milkface. 220 00:08:59,777 --> 00:09:02,507 I got traumatized by those underpanties. 221 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:03,774 This sucks. 222 00:09:03,848 --> 00:09:06,078 Hey, let's count the days. 223 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:08,118 One. 224 00:09:08,186 --> 00:09:10,086 Hey, P. B., are you okay? 225 00:09:10,154 --> 00:09:11,485 Yeah, I'm okay. 226 00:09:11,556 --> 00:09:13,387 Sleep tight, Princess! 227 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:14,982 Good night. 228 00:09:15,059 --> 00:09:17,050 Stupid wizards... 229 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:24,324 Two! 230 00:09:27,739 --> 00:09:29,536 P. B.! Over here! 231 00:09:31,442 --> 00:09:32,636 Unh! 232 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:34,177 Whoa! 233 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:37,510 Bubblegum, I hereby challenge you 234 00:09:37,582 --> 00:09:40,244 to an honorable prison stabbing 235 00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,444 to the death! 236 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:43,146 Bring it on. 237 00:09:43,221 --> 00:09:44,882 What?! Are you two crazy?! 238 00:09:44,956 --> 00:09:46,981 I've had it with you silly wizards! 239 00:09:47,058 --> 00:09:48,992 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 240 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:50,550 Fight! Fight! 241 00:09:50,628 --> 00:09:53,358 Jake, we have to do something. 242 00:09:57,302 --> 00:10:00,135 Raaah! 243 00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:05,165 We need to get out of this. 244 00:10:05,243 --> 00:10:07,837 Yeah, we still got to heal the snuffins out of Starchy 245 00:10:07,912 --> 00:10:10,005 with this little baby here. 246 00:10:10,081 --> 00:10:12,106 All this for a cold spell. 247 00:10:12,183 --> 00:10:14,378 What the... ice? 248 00:10:14,452 --> 00:10:15,419 Hmm. 249 00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:18,148 Hey, Milkface isn't dead. 250 00:10:18,222 --> 00:10:21,589 Strike me down and restore my honor. 251 00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:22,751 No! 252 00:10:22,827 --> 00:10:24,419 Sorry, but you have to kill him. 253 00:10:24,495 --> 00:10:27,430 Otherwise, we'll kill all of yous two both. 254 00:10:27,498 --> 00:10:29,989 - Peebs! Incoming! - What? 255 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:32,229 It's a cold spell, not a cold spell. 256 00:10:32,303 --> 00:10:35,795 Prisoner, drop that contraband magic! 257 00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:40,709 - Whoa! - Get down! 258 00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:45,077 Your magicks are powerful, P. B. 259 00:10:45,149 --> 00:10:47,743 Okay. Let's get out of here. 260 00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:51,919 Poor Starchy. 261 00:10:51,989 --> 00:10:53,684 All that trouble and we couldn't get any magic for him. 262 00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:56,352 Hmm. I've got an idea. 263 00:10:57,528 --> 00:10:59,621 Woo-oo-oo-oo! 264 00:10:59,697 --> 00:11:04,794 Eh? Finally! Healing magic. 265 00:11:04,869 --> 00:11:06,666 Oh, I can feel it! 266 00:11:06,738 --> 00:11:07,864 No! 267 00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:10,373 Rubel-dubel dingel-dongel... pffrt!