[MOUSE SQUEAKS] [PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING] [SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure time ♪ ♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ we'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ with Jake the dog and finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end ♪ ♪ it's adventure time ♪
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
[PANTING]
Hup! [QUACKING]
Fire the laser Cannon! [QUACKS]
Aah! Good job, girl!
Have some spaghetti! Thanks.
Oh, no! Ha!
Too bad I'm a really strong guy and I took my doctor pills this
morning! Lasers don't hurt me!
[GRUNTS] [BOTH GASP]
Next time. Hmph!
BOTH: Give us the enchiridion!
[MIMICS MONKEY] Thanks.
That's not a book! It's a bomb!
[TICKING] [GASPS]
Yah!
ICE KING: Hyah! You've been acting like a real
knucklehead, Dr. prince! Go on! Get out of here!
And don't ever do wrong things again!
You're right. I see your side of things.
You saved the day, mega-rad-cool-guy.
What's your name? ICE KING: Oh, ice king.
I'm such a great guy! This book is yours.
The enchiridion! I want to be your best and
closest friend. ICE KING: Let's have a best
and closest friend lunch! It's Mac and cheezles.
BOTH: Aww. What a sweetie.
What a good guy. ICE KING: I'm just so glad
you guys are real. [VOICE BREAKING] You're
really, really real. [SNIFFLES]
I want to remember this day forever.
Don't be sad, ice king. We're going on a space
adventure! Hop on, baby.
ICE KING: [CHUCKLING] Wee! Here we go!
Ice king, stop! Please! This story is terrible!
ICE KING: Huh? What? I can't follow anything.
I mean, where are we going? [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
I don't even understand. Maybe the story is a new form
of torture! ICE KING: Oh, come on!
It's a first draft! Don't hate.
And besides, that story had everything -- action, adventure,
a hotter older guy. Wild Berry, don't pretend.
I know you like the silver foxes.
What if it were a little more like real life?
ICE KING: Real? It's based on the real fionna
and cake! Yeah, but what if there was
a little more romance in the story?
Romance is a great idea! ICE KING: Y'all are just
hatin' on my steez! I'm not listening to haters!
Haters! Whoa! What the --
[TREMBLING] Whoa. ALL: We're free!
ICE KING: I'm sorry I didn't think you were real, gob!
But now I've seen your power, and I've got some things I did
that I have to say sorry for. Boo.
ICE KING: [GASPS] Marceline!
How long have you been in here? Oh, a couple hours?
ICE KING: Oh, you heard my story, then.
Awesome, right? It's good, but maybe it's
time to let someone else try. Listen up, y'all.
I've got a story of my own. Yah! Yah!
Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Yah! [GRUNTS]
Woo! Nice throw! Thanks.
I've got to do something today. What about gumball's mission
we went on this morning? Delivering Daisy chains to the
Fluffy people not enough for you?
Uh, sometimes gumball's missions can be so...
Lame. Rah!
Hello, every -- [GASPS]
[BOTH GASP] Oh, my.
Looks like you almost skronked up my dome-piece.
Boy, have I got a treat for you two!
The Fluffy people and I baked these in appreciation for the
mission you've completed. They're cream puffs.
Try one. Uh, I'd love to, but maybe
later. [FOOTSTEPS]
What was that? [GASPS]
Uh! Aww. [LOUD FOOTSTEPS]
Something's on the roof! Come on!
I'm not going out there. It's wet.
Uh, it is wet. [GRUMBLES]
[GUITAR PLAYING] [GASPS]
Oh, it's just him. Oh. Hey, fionna.
Marshall Lee! Ahem.
[GASPS] Oh, forgive me!
Hello, your majesty! [SLURPS]
Fionna, take me back inside. What? Is he kidding?
[GRUNTS] Hey! Oh, honestly!
I'm going in. Come join me when you want more
polite company. Be careful!
Whoa! You got it!
[THUD] [SCOFFS] What a wad.
Uh, a gum wad? [GASPS]
Fionna! [CHUCKLES]
Let's ditch him. [GUITAR PLAYS]
Uhh... Lumpy space prince is
throwing a party in the woods. It's gonna be freaky nasty.
Uhh... I know you're going to say
"yes" to me, so let's just go. Whooaaaaaa!
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, my God!
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Oh, you're bumping into me!
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] [BOTH GRUNTING]
This looks fun. Bunch.
Come on. You guys!
Marshall Lee is gonna play a song, you guys!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [CHANTING "MARSHALL!"]
[FEEDBACK, GUITAR STRUMS] [GUITAR PLAYS]
Follow my lead.
[GASPS] Hey!
♪ Good little girl ♪ ♪ ahh-ahh ♪
♪ always picking a fight with me ♪
♪ you know that I'm bad ♪ ♪ ahh-ahh ♪
♪ but you're spending the night with me ♪
♪ what do you want from my world? ♪
♪ You're a good little girl ♪ ♪ ahh-ahh ♪
♪ bad little boy ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
♪ That's what you're acting like ♪
♪ I really don't buy ♪ ♪ ahh-ahh ♪
♪ that you're that kind of guy ♪
♪ and if you are ♪ ♪ ahh ♪
♪ why do you want to hang out with me? ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh ♪ [HISSES]
[CHUCKLES EVILLY] Don't you know I'm a villain?
Every night I'm out killin', sending everyone runnin' like
children. I know why you're mad at me.
I've got demon eyes, and they're looking right through your
anatomy into your deepest fears. Baby, I'm not from here.
I'm from the nightosphere. To me, you're clear,
transparent. You've got a thing for me, girl.
It's apparent. Oh! Oh!
♪ I got a hot potatah ♪ ♪ and I got two hot tomatahs ♪
♪ well, they'll make a good sauce, maybe ♪
You're not so bad, you know?
[CHUCKLING] Not so bad? I'm the son of a demon and the
vampire king. It's not something I have to try
at. You, on the other hand...
♪ The table, for as long as I am able ♪
I'm not trying to be bad. I'm hanging out with you because
you're my friend. What, like him?
[EXHALES SHARPLY] Pbht! Pbht!
No, different! [GRUNTS]
Hey! Hyah! [SARCASTICALLY] Oh, no!
[LAUGHS] Hyah!
[GROANS] [LAUGHS]
Whoa! ♪ dah, dah, dah, dah, dah ♪
Whoo! [CHUCKLES]
Hey, break it up, you two! Meow!
Outta my way, kitty. [GASPS] Hey!
Oh, come on! That was funny!
Cake! You okay? Yeah.
Come on. Let's get out of here.
Hey! Come on. Where you goin'?
What's the deal? [STAMMERS]
You're missin' the party. Fionna, lighten up!
Look, I don't care if you're being a jerk to me, but nobody
messes with cake. Oh, really?!
Well, what if I just take her right now, you know?
Meep! What?!
Unexpected! [LAUGHING EVILLY]
Marshall!
Cake! You want your cake back?
Come...And...Get her! [GASPS]
[SKELETONS ROARING] [BEAT-BOXING]
Did you think I was lying? I said I'm evil without even
trying, already dead, so I'm not scared of dying.
Drinking the red from your heart in one sitting.
You think you've got me pegged, you must be kidding.
I raise the dead up, and they do my bidding.
Girl, I'm a thousand years old, I'm a riddle.
"Bad little boy." Yes, I'm bad, but not little.
Unh-unh, boy. What are you thinking?
[GRUNTING] [LAUGHS EVILLY]
[GRUNTING]
Fionna! Cake!
Grab on to my little paws! [ALL GRUNTING]
[ROARING] Oof!
Aah! [GROANS]
Marshall? [GROANING]
Oh, this is bad, guys. This is really bad.
Marshall! [SIZZLING]
Ah! Come on.
You gotta be okay. [CHUCKLING]
I think this is it for me, fionna.
So, why don't you just admit it? You're in love with me.
[GASPS] I -- I get that you flirt with
me all the time, and it's funny and whatever, but you're doing
that now?! What are you trying to do to my
head?! You think I've got some little
crush on you?! Well, for however long we've got
left... For once drop it, you freak!
[GASPS] Faking it. Faking it.
Okay, my shirt is, like, filled with cream puffs.
Oh, goodness. Glob, fionna.
You're like the realest person I've ever met.
[SMACK] Ow!
Oh, my cheek meat! [CHUCKLING]
Quit clowning, fionna. [CHUCKLING]
Fionna? Fionna!
[SMACK] The end.
Oh, I love that one. ICE KING: Oh, come on!
You guys got mad at me for a bad story?!
I mean, it's cute, but that's not how they'd be.
[GRUNTS] ICE KING: Well, look, it
might not be too late to Polish this piece of --
let's spitball some ideas. Like, if Marshall Lee gets sick
and dies. But he's got a brother we didn't
know about. His name's Marshall Lee...Roy.
Boom! Shocker!
Ah-ha, I feel goose bumps. I like how it is.
We like how it is. Yeah, don't change it.
Yeah. It's good. ICE KING: Everyone get out.
Maybe we could start a writing group or whatever.
ICE KING: [SIGHS]
I know you're out there somewhere.
I just haven't figured out how to get to you, but, believe me,
I will. I will.
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
BUBBLEGUM: What the...? "Mmm, princess bubblegum, we are
starving. Immediately send us all of your
candy. How dare you. Ours, lemongrabs."
Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime supply of
candy! Hey, finn! Hey, Jake!
Can you come up here? I have a job for you!
FINN: Okay! JAKE: Sorry, cb, we'll finish
this up later. FINN: Hey, "preebs."
BUBBLEGUM: Hey, guys, I got a letter from the earls of
lemongrab. They've gone through all the
food that I've sent them. This case contains precious
candy seeds for the lemongrabs to grow new food.
So, I need you two to deliver these seeds to lemon castle.
FINN: For sure, we'll do it. BUBBLEGUM: Good luck,
gentlemen! JAKE: Hup!
Bye, girlfriend! [LAUGHS]
JAKE: Hey, lemongrabs! You home?
FINN: Holy! [MOANING, GROANING]
FINN: Jake-Jake-Jake-Jake! JAKE: Oh, gross! No!
Kiss it! FINN: Aah!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] Sorry, dudes, we got no food.
No food. [CHOMP!]
FINN: Hey! Uh!
JAKE: Hey! Weirdos! Get the birthday cake!
[ALL CHITTERING] [BOTH GRUNT]
Are you lemon? BOTH: Whoa!
JAKE: What the thing is up with this guy?
Does your head come to a nub? JAKE: What?
You are un-lemon. FINN: Yeah. Cool, man.
Hey, do you know wh- I am lemonjon.
I see you made it past our lemon -- mmm --
"mmer-ringue-gerie." FINN: Wait. What?
They're quite hungry. FINN: Yeah, what the heck's
going on here? There is no food -- only
lemons. Lemons with bellies empty but
for their lemon lusts. FINN: Whatever, lemonjon.
We've got to give those dumb butts these seeds.
JAKE: Where should we go? Mmmmmmmmm...
My senses tell me that they're in the dungeon.
They've been there for three weeks.
Three weeks, dungeon. JAKE: I wonder who put them
in there? FINN: I don't know, but we
got to bust them out! Which way to the dungeon,
lemonjon? [SPITS]
JAKE: Oh, cool. FINN: Thanks, man!
JAKE: Yeah, thanks, man!
Hmm! [SCRAPING]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Hmm.
FINN: Yo, lemonwipes!
JAKE: Euch.
Uh, maybe we should hold hands -- for safety.
FINN: Yeah, sure. JAKE: So, where do you want
to look ne-- nyah!
[GROWLING] JAKE: Uh, finn?!
FINN: [GRUNTS] Oh, sorry, dude!
Stay close to me. [WAILING]
JAKE: Nope!
[GROANS] Aah! I think this is it.
FINN: All locked up. There they are!
Hey, lemongrabs, we're here! We're gonna get you out!
Just hold tight! Go away. No food here.
JAKE: Maybe the kidnapper's in there, too, coercing them.
FINN: It's probably the grossest one of all, too --
beet-red skin, barf, poopin' all its junk-sculpture.
JAKE: Ugh, stop it. You're just makin' it worse.
Let's just get this over with. FINN: Lemongrabs, you are
free! They broke the door!
The door is broken now! Fix the door!
JAKE: Fix the door? What? What?
Fix the door? Fix? What? What's going on here?
"Fix the door?" Finn, what's going on?
"Fix the door?" It doesn't matter anymore.
There is no more candy to hoard.
Let them keep what crumbs they find.
[ALL SNIFFING] For there are no crumbs.
BOTH: ♪ noo crummbbss! ♪ FINN: Are you saying you
locked yourselves down here with all the food so you could eat it
yourselves? JAKE: You know there's guys
starvin' up there?! Mm, no, no.
You do not understand. It is not us for whom they
starve, but them. For whom they starve.
Mm, yes, yes. For the candy food was not
consumed. No, no. But was given life.
FINN: Wha? You see, finn...
When mother-princess last visited lemongrab...
When she saw fit to create me -- lemongrab...
She left behind a little something-something...
The secret formula for creating candy life.
She must've meant for us to have it to keep making more family.
Yes, yes, all her fault. What? What'd you say?
I said all her fault. Oh! Indeed!
For once we had commenced, how could we desist?
I looked deep in myself and found that I'm a guy who can't
stop making candy life from the food he needs.
Me too. It just felt so pretty okay
inside, greeting each new placid face...
And hearing each new piercing song.
[SINGS OFF-KEY] We used the last of the food
to make "plop-top" here. Hmm. I thought we said
"dump-dome." [GROANS]
Who cares anyway?! They've brought no food!
We're all going to die! FINN: Look, we brought these
seeds. They're special candy seeds.
JAKE: You can grow new food now.
Oh, yes. Mmm, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, yes. Ooh.
Yes, yes. There we go! [BLART!]
[LAUGHS] We'll call you "seed-wad."
Ooh. JAKE: You really are gonna
die. FINN: And all your "boyz,"
too. Our boyz?
FINN: Come on, we'll take you to see princess bubblegum.
She knows more about candy than anyone.
She built a whole kingdom out of candy.
Yes, okay. For our boyz.
But first we will notify the children of our impending
departure. BOTH: So they won't worry
about us while we're away. Okay, yes, the hard times are
over. [ALL CHEER]
Here's the plan. We will go to the
candy kingdom and take all their candy from them.
Then we will give that candy precious life and build a candy
army so we may then go forth and pillage candy for all to eat!
[ALL CHEER] Now go, young lemonjon!
Go! Go! [GROWLS]
BOTH: Go, go, go, go, go, go! FINN: What's going on,
lemongrabs?! It's all your fault!
All your fault! We warned you!
We warned you about us! [GROWLING]
FINN: Aaaaah! [PANTING]
[GASPS] What the...? BOTH: Whoooooa!
FINN: Jake, are you all right?
JAKE: Yeah, but look! He's heading right for the
candy kingdom! FINN: [GASPS]
And he's too big to Duke it out with.
Unless... JAKE: Giant poison candy
aspirin. I've got this one, but it might
be too small. FINN: No.
We'll kick him in his heart till he's history.
Those must've been lemonjon's guts we saw before.
His heart is his weak spot. JAKE: Yeah, but we'll never
find it again in time. Unless that's it there with the
juice comin' out. Remember all that juice?
From before? FINN: Oh, yeah, that's
probably it. Whoa!
[COUGHS] Oh, man! JAKE: [SMACKS LIPS]
Tastes like vitamins. FINN: [GRUNTING]
JAKE: Are you sure this is it?
It's not even doing anything. FINN: Just smash it already,
grandma. JAKE: Right.
[GRUNTS] [HEART BEATING]
FINN: Oh, nice one, Jake.
Whoa. Hold the phone. What is this powerful new juice
coursing fromst my core source? Arrrrrgh!
The juice aches! Is this the rumored ache of
feeling? The feeling of caring, unknown
to lemons? New thoughts emerge...
If I act, the candy people will suffer...
If I don't, the lemon people will suffer.
The greater good demands but one course only --
that I dissolve the bonds uniting me and become component
to all! [GRUNTS]
FINN: Oh, dang. He turned himself all up into
lemon candy. Man, that lemonjon's all right.
BUBBLEGUM: And...There we go. [EXHALES] All done.
The last trace of the candy-life formula is out of their heads.
FINN: And I snatched this out the lemon castle, "boyee!"
BUBBLEGUM: Now we all just have to keep a closer eye on
these two so they don't get into any more trouble.
JAKE: But how come we don't just fix their hearts like we
did with lemonjon so they're more selfless and less selfish?
BUBBLEGUM: Oh, no, no. Their hearts are fine.
They're just like this. BOTH: Mm.
♪ Come along with me ♪ ♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ we can wander through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪ ♪ come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪