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What you building?

2
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Um, it's just a little
stick fort.

3
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Oh, rad.

4
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Look.
It's just my size.

5
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Hey, get away from my fort,
you big, stinky monster!

6
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I like it when you get
small, Jake.

7
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Yeah, me too.

8
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Whoa!

9
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Whoa!
Peppermint Butler?

10
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Finn, Jake, the princess
wants to see you.

11
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As princess of Candy Kingdom,

12
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I'm in charge of
a lot of candy people.

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They rely on me.

14
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I can't imagine what might
happen to them if I was gone.

15
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And after my brush with death at
the hands of the lich,

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I realized something.

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I'm not gonna live forever,
Finn.

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I would if I could.

19
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But modern science
just isn't there yet,

20
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so I engineered a replacement
who can live forever.

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I call her Goliad.

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Aw, she's cute.

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- Hi, Goliad. I'm Finn.
- And I'm Jake.

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Hi, Finn. Hi, Jake.

25
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- Hi, Goliad.
- Hi, Finn.

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What did you use to
make her?

27
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Oh, um, pretty standard
candy-creature soup.

28
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Some amino acids.

29
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Some algebra.

30
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And I threw in
one of my baby teeth

31
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so she'd have my DNA.

32
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Whoa, DNA?!

33
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Yeah. All it takes
is just one little tooth.

34
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Or... a single hair.

35
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It's a-a-a-all it takes.

36
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Princess Bubblegum,
are you okay?

37
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Yeah! I'm good!

38
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Haven't slept for a solid
83 hours, but...

39
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Yeah, I'm good.

40
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Oh, you should
go to bed.

41
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I can't go to bed.

42
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Goliad has huge,
mondo mama brains.

43
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I still need to fill them
with knowledge...

44
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On how to rule a kingdom.

45
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What? Let us teach her.

46
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Uh, okay.

47
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I guess that would be
all right.

48
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Yes!

49
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Teachers!
Teaching teachers!

50
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

51
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Come on, Goliad.

52
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See you later, Princess!
Get some sleep.

53
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Wh... hum? Hmm?

54
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Huh?

55
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Bye, guys.

56
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Look, Goliad.
This is a preschool.

57
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I'm gonna go set up some
obstacles and all that

58
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for you to learn on.
- Mm.

59
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- Is that okay?
- Yes. Thanks, Finn.

60
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I'm excited to learn.

61
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Okay. Great.

62
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Jake, you go and get some kids
from inside

63
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to help with the lesson
and such.

64
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Okay.
Come on, Goliad.

65
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Yes, Jake.

66
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Um, hmm.

67
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Uhh...

68
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Rotten, stinkin', jerkin'...

69
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Whaaa! Ohh!

70
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Rah! Rah! Rah!

71
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Now, now. Settle down.

72
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Jake, these kids
seem pretty scary.

73
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Oh, no.
These kids ain't nothing.

74
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Kids croove doozyploon!

75
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Check this out.

76
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Hey, there, kids.
Who wants to play...

77
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- Get him!
- Get that stink!

78
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Uh, easy now, children.

79
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Get the brain!

80
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Get in his brain!

81
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Get in his eyes!

82
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Listen up! You kids better
stop donkin' around!

83
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You're gonna mess up Goliad!

84
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It's my way or the highway,
get it?

85
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I'm Don Juan Cherry Tempo!

86
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Now march, glib blobbit!

87
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Don't be acting all crazy.

88
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Whoa, holy shmow!

89
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Oh, hey.
Y'all are just in time.

90
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You ready to pop this croc's
back, Dr. Goliad?

91
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Yeah, I think so, Finn.

92
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I've learned a real lot already,
so far.

93
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<i>So much...</i>

94
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from Jake.

95
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Yeah, you know, Finn,
maybe this isn't

96
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such a good
idea, actually.

97
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Oh, no. It's cool.

98
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I got helmets for everybody.

99
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Okay, Goliad.
You ready to lead?

100
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Ready.

101
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Okay.

102
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In 3, 2, 1.
Go!

103
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All right, listen up!

104
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You kids better stop
donkin' around

105
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and get up that ramp!

106
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You're gonna mess up Goliad!

107
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I'm Don Jon Cherry Temp...
Cherry Tempo!

108
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It's my way or the highway,
glob globbit!

109
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Stop, stop!

110
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No, Goliad, no!

111
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Leading isn't about
scaring people.

112
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You got to stay calm
and use your head.

113
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Use that beautiful brain,
girlfriend.

114
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My brain? Are you sure?

115
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Yeah. Don't be shy.
Try it on me. Lead me.

116
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Okay, Finn.

117
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Okay.

118
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Hmm.

119
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No, Goliad.
That's wrong, too.

120
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You can't just control people
or whatever.

121
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It's messed up.

122
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No, Finn. This way's good.

123
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Everyone did what I wanted...

124
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really fast, no mistakes,

125
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calm, like you said.

126
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This definitely is
the way to lead.

127
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Definitely.

128
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Uh, no, no.

129
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Wait. Is that true? Hmm.

130
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Come on, Goliad.

131
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Let's go see
Princess Bubblegum.

132
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Princess!

133
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Goliad's got mind-control
powers!

134
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She got the wrong idea
about leadership.

135
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Oh, I was afraid
this might happen.

136
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Where is she now?

137
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We left her outside
in the garden!

138
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Hello, Goliad.

139
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Hello, Princess.

140
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I hear you learned
a lot today.

141
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Yes. I led the children.

142
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But Finn said you
used yelling and mind control.

143
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Yes. It was good.

144
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Goliad, let me tell you
something about leadership.

145
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You see this fat bee?

146
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She gets pollen
from this flower,

147
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but she's gentle

148
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and makes the flower happy
and pollinated.

149
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They both get what they need,

150
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and that's how
a leader should be.

151
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No, Princess.
Bee cares not for flower.

152
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If getting pollen hurts
or kills flower,

153
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bee would not care.

154
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Bee is stronger than flower.

155
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Goliad is stronger
than bee.

156
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Goliad is stronger than all.

157
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Oh, no.

158
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She's too far gone...
too corrupted.

159
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If we're not careful, she could
throw an ultra-tantrum

160
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and whang the castle apart.

161
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I'll have to disassemble her
and try again.

162
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No, Princess.

163
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This is my castle now.

164
00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:03,198
Don't worry, Princess.
We'll stop her.

165
00:08:03,268 --> 00:08:05,202
No, Finn.
Here's the plan.

166
00:08:05,270 --> 00:08:07,568
I'm going to build another
candy sphinx in my lab.

167
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It's the only thing that could
possibly match her.

168
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Just keep her busy
'til I return,

169
00:08:12,611 --> 00:08:14,579
and don't think about
the plan!

170
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She can read your minds!

171
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Ohhh!

172
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Whoa!

173
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Ugh, that eyeball.

174
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Just tuck that eyeball back
in its hole.

175
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Goliad, no!

176
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Ugh.

177
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Jake! Don't swallow!

178
00:08:57,456 --> 00:09:01,085
Uh, you're in Finn's bubble.

179
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,094
Don't think about
the plan.

180
00:09:03,162 --> 00:09:05,892
Think of something else.
Think of something else.

181
00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:07,488
Don't worry, Princess,
we'll stop her.

182
00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:08,430
No, no!

183
00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,263
No, Finn.
She's ohhh...

184
00:09:14,606 --> 00:09:18,565
Anyway, like I was saying,
she's far too powerful-I-I-I...

185
00:09:18,644 --> 00:09:19,941
Ugh! Unhhh!

186
00:09:20,012 --> 00:09:23,413
Aah!

187
00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:26,007
Finn, she's far too powerful.
Here's the pl...

188
00:09:26,085 --> 00:09:27,609
Argh.

189
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♪ I'm a buff baby that
can dance like a man ♪

190
00:09:30,355 --> 00:09:36,055
♪ I can shake-a my fanny, I can
shake-a my... waahhh!

191
00:09:36,128 --> 00:09:37,755
Here's the plan.

192
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- No!
- I'm going to...

193
00:09:40,933 --> 00:09:43,595
Goliad, no!

194
00:09:52,077 --> 00:09:54,910
Wait, brother.
Why must we fight?

195
00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:57,540
Rule with me!

196
00:09:58,617 --> 00:10:00,107
No, brother.
Don't you see?

197
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,709
They're turning us against...

198
00:10:03,755 --> 00:10:05,188
So be it.

199
00:10:05,257 --> 00:10:06,849
Finn, are you
okay?

200
00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:09,086
Yeah.
That dude saved me.

201
00:10:09,161 --> 00:10:11,857
That's Stormo,
Goliad's new brother.

202
00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,830
Well, what are they
doing now?

203
00:10:13,899 --> 00:10:16,197
They're about to
have a psychic showdown.

204
00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:26,544
Whoa, man!

205
00:10:26,612 --> 00:10:28,944
So, like, I guess they're so
evenly matched

206
00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:31,608
that it's a stale...
blaghhh!

207
00:10:31,683 --> 00:10:33,981
It's a stale...
flughhhh!

208
00:10:34,052 --> 00:10:35,644
Ughh, blah!

209
00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:38,053
They're so evenly
matched that it's a stalemate.

210
00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:39,784
Yes.

211
00:10:39,858 --> 00:10:41,018
Stormo sacrificed himself

212
00:10:41,093 --> 00:10:43,254
to keep Goliad in check
for all eternity.

213
00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:46,354
Well, that's pretty cool,
but I don't understand.

214
00:10:46,431 --> 00:10:48,365
If Goliad and Stormo
are the same,

215
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,094
how come Stormo is
a good guy?

216
00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:52,034
Oh, that's simple.

217
00:10:52,104 --> 00:10:55,039
I used some of your heroic DNA
in Stormo's recipe

218
00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:58,099
and not Goliad's.

219
00:10:58,177 --> 00:10:59,974
Oh. Whoa.

220
00:11:00,045 --> 00:11:03,845
So, that means Stormo is,
like, my son?

221
00:11:03,916 --> 00:11:06,908
Well, yeah,
in a way.

222
00:11:08,787 --> 00:11:13,053
Happy birthday, Stormo.