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[MOUSE SQUEAKS]

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[PENGUINS CHIRP]

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[ALL CHEERING]

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[SCREECHES]

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♪ Adventure Time ♪

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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪

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♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

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♪ the fun will never end ♪

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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

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FINN:
[YAWNS]

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All right.
What do you want to see next?

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A cheetah!
A fart!

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A cookie!
An external hard drive!

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Oh, oh!

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Change into Finn
but give him my body!

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Beemo, your ideas
are boring.

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What? Your head on my body
isn't boring.

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It's weird.
[GIGGLES]

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All right, I'll try to turn
into a cheetah farting.

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Pbfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

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I can't do the spots.

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[SHIMMERING, RUSTLING]

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Sparkles in the house?

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Let's squish 'em!

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[BOTH GRUNTING]

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BOTH:
Hyah!

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Did you squish
the sparkles?

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No. They were around
this holo-message player.

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It's got a cartridge with it.

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Oh, snap!

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Well, plop that cartridge
in the slot, playa!

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Yeah! Okay!

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[POWER SURGES]

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<i>[CLEARS THROAT</i>]
<i>Hello, boys.</i>

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[<i>COUGHING</i>]

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BOTH:
Dad!

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<i>If you're hearing this
pre-recorded hologram message,</i>

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<i>it's because I've passed on</i>

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<i>and my spirit sparkles
guided you</i>

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<i>to its secret hiding place.</i>

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<i>Right now, I'm holding both
of you in my hands.</i>

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<i>You're both still little,
squishy babies.</i>

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[<i>SQUISH!</i>]

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FINN:
[<i>CRYING</i>]

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JAKE:
[<i>GIGGLES</i>]

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[<i>SQUISH!</i>]

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[<i>CRYING CONTINUES</i>]

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<i>I made you boys something.</i>

50
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<i>It's a dungeon --
a proper dungeon</i>

51
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<i>full of evil monsters,
traps, and magic --</i>

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<i>the whole kazoo!</i>

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- JAKE: Kickin'!
- FINN: Whoa, kickin'!

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<i>Now, this next part of the
message is just for you, Jake,</i>

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<i>so, Finn, cover your ears.</i>

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<i>Jake, really this dungeon
is for Finn.</i>

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<i>I wanna make something</i>

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<i>that'll force Finn to
toughen up.</i>

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What?

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<i>All right, tell Finn to
uncover his ears now.</i>

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Dude, take your hands
off your head.

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What?!

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<i>All right, boys, now, to give
you some incentive,</i>

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<i>at the end of the dungeon,
I'm putting the family sword.</i>

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<i>It's made out
of demon's blood.</i>

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<i>[GROWLS]</i>

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- Whoa! What the...?
- Oh, dang!

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<i>Give me back my blood,
Joshua!</i>

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<i>Kee oth rama pancake!</i>

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<i>Aaaaaaaargh!</i>

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- Whoa!
- Geez Louise!

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DAD:
<i>The dungeon's 80 paces west of here</i>

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<i>under a dumb-looking rock.</i>

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<i>And, Finn, this dungeon's gonna
kick your tail.</i>

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<i>I bet you won't even get past
the first trial,</i>

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<i>you whiny baby.</i>

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What?
What was <i>that</i> about?

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Uh... I dunno.

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Duhh. Duhh. Duhhh.

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[LAUGHS GOOFILY]

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Whoo!

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Whoa!
Burgers and hot dogs!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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[PANTING]

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- FINN: Wait, Jake!
- But... burgers and hot dogs.

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Didn't you say you were
hungry for burgers this <i>morning?</i>

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Yeah. So?

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And I said I was hungry
for hot dogs?

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Mm-hmm. I remember.

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I don't think those
burgers and hot dogs

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are burgers and hot dogs
at all.

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Aaaaaaaaaaah...

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Boom!!

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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

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Yaaaaaaah!

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Ew.

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Duhhh.

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Hyah!

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Ahhhh.

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Dude!

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Look!

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<i>Finn, cover up those nubs
on your head.</i>

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[CLICKS TONGUE]
Man, again?

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<i>All right, Jake, I wanna remind
you what this dungeon's for.</i>

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<i>In order for Finn to stop whining,</i>

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<i>he needs to be put through a trial</i>

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<i>that forces him to take charge
of a situation.</i>

108
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But, Dad, Finn's
already figured that out.

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He's a good kid
with a kind heart.

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<i>Remember, Jake, this is
a pre-recorded holo-message.</i>

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<i>I can't hear you if you're
talking to me right now.</i>

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I'm gonna go walk
around!

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Okay!

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<i>Jake, I need your help.</i>

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<i>You got to call Finn
a whiny baby.</i>

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- But --
<i>- Butts are for pooping.</i>

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<i>Do it for Poppy.</i>

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Finn?!
- Over here!

119
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Check it out, Jake.
I found two ways.

120
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This way has some kind
of flower trap,

121
00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,476
and that way...
has <i>that</i> guy.

122
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None shall pa-a-a-a-ss!

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Ugh!
Let's take the flower path.

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Mm.

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Wait! Why don't you want
to take <i>my</i> path?

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Because you're super
gross, man.

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Oh.

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[SIGHS HEAVILY]

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Cheer up, man.

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We're only telling you you're
gross because we're your bros.

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Really?

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Yeah. Bros are real
with each other.

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And you're gross, brother.
Take a bath.

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Thanks, brother.
[LAUGHS]

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[CHUCKLES]
No probs.

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Hey, what did Dad say?

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Um...

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He said he's surprised
a whiny baby like you

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made it this far.

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What? Why's Dad saying
all that jive?

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Mrnh.

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<i>Jake, do it for Poppy!</i>

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[SIGHS HEAVILY]

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Because you cry
like a baby, baby!

145
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Dude, you're picking
on me, too?

146
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[WOMEN GIGGLING]

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Whoa.

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I don't even cry much.

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I only cry when it's healthy,
like when people die.

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[SEDUCTIVELY]
Partake of the fruit.

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Pfth! Blech! Ugh.

152
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If I didn't cry
when people died,

153
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I'd have a cold butt
for a heart.

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[SINGSONG VOICE]
The fru-u--u-it.

155
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"Waaaah!
I cry when people die!

156
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Waaaah! I'm Finn!"

157
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Partake of the fruit.

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Maybe I <i>will</i> partake
of the fruit!

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WOMEN:
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, fruit!

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- Dude, don't eat that!
- Why not?

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All the people that I care about
in this world

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are being wads.
- Ohh...

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<i>Don't you blow Poppy's cover!</i>

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[DISTORTED VOICE]
N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

165
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Whoa.

166
00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,104
[BOTH LAUGHING EVILLY]

167
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Time to go, baby.

168
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,235
Finn, come on!

169
00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,737
I'm gonna hang here
with these fruit babes.

170
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<i>They'll</i> be my best buds now.

171
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[GROWLS]
Yah!

172
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[PANTS]

173
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[BOTH SCREECHING]

174
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[FARTS]

175
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[GAS HISSING]

176
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[BOTH SCREAMING]

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JAKE:
There's another cartridge!

178
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Pbffffffffffffffffffft!

179
00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,813
All right, man, Dad told me not
to tell you this, but --

180
00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,569
<i>Don't tell him!</i>

181
00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,867
You're not real.

182
00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,072
[SMOOCH!]

183
00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,790
Dad asked me
to call you "baby"

184
00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,333
'cause he wants you
to be tough.

185
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,878
But I'm tough!
My whole body is a callus!

186
00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,591
Ugh.

187
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,465
On this next holo-message
we listen to,

188
00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,763
when Dad tells you to
cover your ears...

189
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,557
don't.

190
00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,976
Hmph.

191
00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,928
<i>Hey, hey!
Finn! Jake!</i>

192
00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,606
<i>You made it past
the fruit witches.</i>

193
00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,730
<i>Hey, did they make you cry,
Finn, huh? Huh?</i>

194
00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,561
<i>[LAUGHS]
I bet they did.</i>

195
00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,817
<i>All right.
Now cover your ears, Sue.</i>

196
00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,069
<i>Jake, I'm almost done
with this dungeon.</i>

197
00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,072
<i>I just have one last monster to
fit into this pit I dug.</i>

198
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,279
<i>I got him tied up in this room
I'm building.</i>

199
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,284
<i>It's really hard trying
to fit him in this pit.</i>

200
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,956
<i>He's pretty evil.
[CHUCKLES]</i>

201
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,875
<i>You're gonna have a crazy time
trying to defeat --</i>

202
00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:54,997
<i>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</i>

203
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,078
BOTH:
Dad!

204
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,543
Dad's sword!

205
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,301
<i>Hey, Jake, when Finn finishes
this dungeon,</i>

206
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,011
<i>play this tape
for him.</i>

207
00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,812
<i>Finn...</i>
- Ugh!

208
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,641
<i>... this pre-recorded
holo-message...</i>

209
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,647
[CHUCKLES]

210
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,728
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

211
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:24,280
Finn!

212
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:25,481
Oof!

213
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,691
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

214
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,028
Dude!
Use your karate biz!

215
00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,033
Ugh. I -- oof!

216
00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,739
I can't, man!
I suck!

217
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,324
I'm a whiny baby,
and I'm fat

218
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,501
and all those things
Dad said about me!

219
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,294
Dude! Dad loves you!

220
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,165
Ugh!

221
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:43,295
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

222
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:46,628
<i>Finn, if you're seeing this
pre-recorded holo-message,</i>

223
00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,806
<i>it's because you've finished
the dungeon that I made.</i>

224
00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,349
<i>I'm proud of you.</i>

225
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,472
<i>You're gonna do great things
in this world.</i>

226
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,397
<i>I love you, son.</i>

227
00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,849
[GRUNTS]

228
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,936
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

229
00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,895
[MESSAGE REWINDS]

230
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,195
♪ [BEATBOXING] ♪

231
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,443
<i>♪ Yo, Finn -- ♪</i>

232
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,900
<i>♪ I'm proud -- ♪</i>

233
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,199
<i>♪ I love you -- you --
you, son ♪</i>

234
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,276
FINN:
Yah! Hunh! Hyah!

235
00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,907
DAD:
<i>♪ Yo, Finn -- ♪</i>

236
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,203
<i>♪ I made -- this message --
for you ♪</i>

237
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,656
♪ [BEATBOXING CONTINUES] ♪

238
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,457
<i>♪ For you -- for you
The dungeon -- for you -- ♪</i>

239
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,955
<i>♪ This world -- for you -- ♪</i>

240
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,957
<i>♪ This message -- it's --
for you -- ♪</i>

241
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:23,165
<i>♪ Finn -- You're gonna do
great --great --great -- ♪</i>

242
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,876
<i>♪ You're gonna do great
things -- things -- ♪</i>

243
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,712
<i>♪ You're gonna do
great --great --great -- ♪</i>

244
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,173
[BEATBOXING, REWINDING STOP]

245
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,387
Duhh.

246
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,763
DAD:
<i>I made you boys something.</i>

247
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,186
<i>It's -- babies --
full of -- babies.</i>

248
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,513
[MESSAGE REWINDING]

249
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,689
<i>The family sword --
It's made out of -- babies.</i>

250
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,562
You know I don't think
you're a baby, right?

251
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,984
Yeah, I know.

252
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,061
That sword is sweet.

253
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,364
Yeah. I'm stoked to
slay some evil with it.

254
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,359
Joshua,
return my blood to me,

255
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,571
or, by demon's law, I will
cut off your love handles!

256
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,577
Joshua!
We go way back!

257
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,500
Come on!
Just give me back my blood!

258
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,919
<i>Kee oth rama pancake!</i>

259
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,124
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghh!

260
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,959
FINN:
Man, Dad was cool.

261
00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,009
JAKE: Yeah.

262
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,928
[BOTH LAUGH]

263
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,144
♪ Come along with me ♪

264
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:20,722
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪

265
00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,730
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

266
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,359
♪ and do so as we please ♪

267
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:32,193
♪ Come along with me ♪

268
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,199
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪

269
00:11:48,891 --> 00:11:51,804
And so, through my experiments
with cloud seeding,

270
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:54,136
I've invented...

271
00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:56,072
liquid pyrotechnics.

272
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:58,771
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]

273
00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:03,043
That's really cool, PB!

274
00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:05,378
Aw, thanks, puppy-

275
00:12:05,438 --> 00:12:07,850
Isn't it cool, Finn?

276
00:12:07,907 --> 00:12:10,250
[STAMMERS GULPS]

277
00:12:10,309 --> 00:12:12,880
[GIGGLES]

278
00:12:18,816 --> 00:12:22,353
Uh... Finn, no.

279
00:12:22,419 --> 00:12:24,831
Come on, Finn.
Don't be weird.

280
00:12:24,888 --> 00:12:25,832
[THUNDER CRASHES]

281
00:12:25,889 --> 00:12:28,528
Look, I'll see
you guys later.

282
00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:32,830
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

283
00:12:32,894 --> 00:12:34,601
BOTH:
Ohh!

284
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,266
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

285
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:37,934
It's letting up.

286
00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:40,740
Hey, Finn, come on.
Let's go do somethin'.

287
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,404
[SIGHS]

288
00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:45,347
Beemo, put on a game.

289
00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,077
[VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS]

290
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:53,349
♪ I can't keep pushing
this down any deeper ♪

291
00:12:55,479 --> 00:13:00,928
♪ Why do I keep trying
if I can't keep her? ♪

292
00:13:00,983 --> 00:13:03,623
♪ Every move I make is just
another mistake ♪

293
00:13:03,686 --> 00:13:05,426
♪ I wonder what it would take,

294
00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:08,764
because it feels like there's
a hole inside my body ♪

295
00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:11,861
♪ Like there's a hole
inside my heart ♪

296
00:13:11,926 --> 00:13:14,769
♪ It's like this feeling is
gonna consume me ♪

297
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,899
♪ If I keep waiting for this
thing to start ♪

298
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,205
♪ Oh, I feel like
I'm all gummed up inside ♪

299
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:23,337
♪ It's like I'm all
gummed up inside ♪

300
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:29,909
♪ It's like I'm all gummed up
insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪

301
00:13:29,974 --> 00:13:30,951
[SIGHS]

302
00:13:31,007 --> 00:13:33,044
Oh, Finn.

303
00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:36,886
Uncle Jake's got to find you
a new love interest.

304
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:45,420
Finn, I'm going out for a quick...

305
00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:46,522
walk in the woods.

306
00:13:46,588 --> 00:13:48,066
[GROANS]

307
00:13:48,122 --> 00:13:51,035
Beemo, you look after him
with your camera eyes.

308
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:54,128
If anyone tries to hurt Finn,
I will kill them!

309
00:13:54,193 --> 00:13:56,195
Okay, good.

310
00:13:58,263 --> 00:14:01,369
♪ Gotta find a honey
for my homey ♪

311
00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:03,810
♪ A baby for my buddy ♪

312
00:14:03,868 --> 00:14:07,111
[AS BARRY WHITE]
♪ A lady for my laddie ♪

313
00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:09,673
[VOICE IN DISTANCE]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

314
00:14:09,739 --> 00:14:12,379
[NORMAL VOICE]
Woman!

315
00:14:12,442 --> 00:14:14,512
WOMAN:
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

316
00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:17,352
I'll save you, Washtub Princess!

317
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:18,892
Aah!

318
00:14:18,947 --> 00:14:21,324
[GRUNTS]

319
00:14:26,153 --> 00:14:28,861
You're safe now, miss...

320
00:14:28,922 --> 00:14:30,127
Flambe?!

321
00:14:30,189 --> 00:14:31,259
Yeah, it's me.

322
00:14:31,323 --> 00:14:32,631
Betcha thought it was a dame,

323
00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:34,261
on account of my girlish screamin'.

324
00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:35,804
I <i>did</i> think that.

325
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:37,806
Ha ha.
Well, thanks anyway, brother.

326
00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:40,967
Hey, you're pretty plugged-in, Flambe.

327
00:14:41,031 --> 00:14:43,136
Do you know any princesses Finn's age?

328
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:47,773
Oh, yeah, I know just the skirt,
and she's way hot.

329
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,578
JAKE:
She's from Fire Kingdom?

330
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,849
Think I'll die if I go in there.

331
00:14:55,911 --> 00:14:58,015
Heh. Oh, yeah.

332
00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:00,251
[INCANTING]

333
00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:04,193
[SPITS]

334
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,696
Ow!

335
00:15:06,753 --> 00:15:08,561
There -- I cast "flame shield"
on youse.

336
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,894
Also, I spat on youse.

337
00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:11,628
[GROWLS]

338
00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:13,168
Beemo-cam on.

339
00:15:13,224 --> 00:15:15,431
Goldurn you,
tear ducts!

340
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:17,166
[GRUNTING]

341
00:15:17,228 --> 00:15:19,867
Ugh. Hang in there, buddy.

342
00:15:26,335 --> 00:15:28,110
[GASPS]

343
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,672
[ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS]

344
00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:34,876
Uh, yo! What up?

345
00:15:34,942 --> 00:15:37,047
I'm Jake -- Jake the do-
Ohhhhh!

346
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,921
Dude, you gotta pretend like
you're of royal blood.

347
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:42,288
Coulda told me that sooner.

348
00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:44,521
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah.

349
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:49,194
JAKE:
Good morrow, majesty!

350
00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:52,723
I am Sir Jake,
Baron of the Grasslands.

351
00:15:52,790 --> 00:15:54,098
Hmm.

352
00:15:54,158 --> 00:15:55,694
What is it you seek?

353
00:15:55,759 --> 00:15:56,600
Speak!

354
00:15:56,659 --> 00:15:58,661
Uh... uh...

355
00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:01,641
I come as an envoy of Prince Finn.

356
00:16:01,697 --> 00:16:03,040
A prince?

357
00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:04,873
[CROWD MURMURS EXCITEDLY]

358
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:07,572
Yeah, and he's the same age
as your daughter.

359
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:08,705
Hmm?

360
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:13,740
Bold words, but know you that
my daughter is a rare jewel.

361
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:18,084
She cannot be wooed by just
any ragamuffin prince.

362
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,986
Um...

363
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:20,989
Oh!

364
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:24,390
Prince Finn is...
awesome!

365
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,827
An awesome prince!
That's the best kind!

366
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:29,057
Silence, my molten mamas.

367
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:30,723
We are perplexed.

368
00:16:30,787 --> 00:16:34,393
If you are a baron true,
where is your gift?

369
00:16:34,457 --> 00:16:36,835
'Tis common practice among
visiting dignitaries.

370
00:16:36,893 --> 00:16:39,271
Yeah, the gift --
where is the gift?

371
00:16:39,328 --> 00:16:41,773
You're blowin' it, bromide.

372
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,275
A gift?

373
00:16:43,331 --> 00:16:46,436
Sire, Prince Finn sent...
uh, three gifts!

374
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,570
What?!

375
00:16:47,635 --> 00:16:48,875
Hmm.

376
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:51,438
Three is more than one.

377
00:16:51,504 --> 00:16:53,677
Three's a lot of gifts.
<i>I</i> want three gifts.

378
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:54,810
Ooh!

379
00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:56,375
The first gift is,

380
00:16:56,441 --> 00:16:59,183
um... um... um...

381
00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:02,190
this water bottle!

382
00:17:02,246 --> 00:17:03,281
Whoop!

383
00:17:03,347 --> 00:17:04,553
[LAUGHS GOOFILY]

384
00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:06,491
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

385
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:07,620
[LAUGHS GOOFILY]

386
00:17:07,684 --> 00:17:08,560
[GASPS]

387
00:17:08,618 --> 00:17:11,121
Prince Finn has smote my jester!

388
00:17:11,187 --> 00:17:13,359
Pourquoi?!

389
00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:14,901
I <i>do</i> hate my jester.

390
00:17:14,957 --> 00:17:17,596
Uh... Prince Finn hated him, too.

391
00:17:17,659 --> 00:17:18,660
Hmm!

392
00:17:18,726 --> 00:17:20,797
For your second gift,

393
00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:23,137
a... uh... hmm...

394
00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:24,470
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]

395
00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:26,374
Oh!

396
00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,639
A serenade!

397
00:17:28,701 --> 00:17:30,977
That Finn wrote...
for milady.

398
00:17:31,037 --> 00:17:33,210
Ohhhh!

399
00:17:33,272 --> 00:17:36,218
♪ Oh, Flame Princess ♪

400
00:17:36,274 --> 00:17:38,981
♪ I think you're rad ♪

401
00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:41,819
♪ I really want to kiss you ♪

402
00:17:41,879 --> 00:17:44,722
♪ right in front of your dad ♪

403
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,260
♪ 'cause I think you're great ♪

404
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,590
♪ I wanna be your mate ♪

405
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,027
♪ or maybe go on a date ♪

406
00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:52,463
♪ 'Cause it feels like there's
a fire inside my body ♪

407
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:55,364
♪ like there's a fire
inside my heart ♪

408
00:17:55,423 --> 00:17:58,063
♪ It's like this fire is
gonna consume me ♪

409
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,400
♪ if I keep waiting for this
thing to start ♪

410
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:03,498
♪ Oh, I feel like I'm all
warmed up inside ♪

411
00:18:03,563 --> 00:18:06,543
♪ I feel
all warmed up inside ♪

412
00:18:06,599 --> 00:18:13,516
♪ I feel all warmed up
insi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-de ♪

413
00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:15,448
[SIGHS]

414
00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,815
"A fire inside my body"?!

415
00:18:17,874 --> 00:18:19,649
I am disgusted!

416
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,019
Give me your third terrible gift

417
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:23,887
and be on your way!

418
00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:25,721
Aw, Finn.

419
00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:27,055
I'm sorry, bro.

420
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,856
<i>[SOBBING]</i>

421
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:31,955
<i>Beemo, go away!</i>

422
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,020
BEEMO:
Whoop.

423
00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:34,964
Duck, duck, duck...

424
00:18:35,022 --> 00:18:35,966
<i>goose!</i>

425
00:18:36,023 --> 00:18:37,229
FINN:
<i>Aaaaaaah!</i>

426
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,325
Is that him?

427
00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:39,563
He looks terrible!

428
00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:40,832
Why isn't he here?

429
00:18:40,893 --> 00:18:42,998
Why did he send his buffoon?

430
00:18:43,062 --> 00:18:46,270
Leave now, buffoon,
for you have failed!

431
00:18:46,331 --> 00:18:47,776
No, wait!

432
00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:48,777
Uh... um...

433
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,211
Prince Finn is here!

434
00:18:51,268 --> 00:18:53,544
He's ri-i-i-ight... here!

435
00:18:53,604 --> 00:18:55,947
[HIGH-PITCHED]
Greetings, Flame King.

436
00:18:56,006 --> 00:18:58,714
My final gift is your favorite
thing in the world.

437
00:18:58,775 --> 00:19:00,583
A koala bear?

438
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,452
Uh... yes!

439
00:19:02,511 --> 00:19:04,286
[GRUNTS]

440
00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:06,518
[DEEP VOICE]
Eucalyptus!

441
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:10,653
Eucalyptus!

442
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,254
I don't like koalas anymore.

443
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,890
Begone!

444
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,559
[SNIFFLES]

445
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,762
Dude, don't cry!

446
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,304
Can't help it.
I'm in love with Bubblegum!

447
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,169
She's too old for you.

448
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,300
- I don't care!
- Come on.

449
00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,036
Flame Princess seems into you.

450
00:19:28,098 --> 00:19:31,841
- No, no, no! Only Bubblegum!

451
00:19:31,902 --> 00:19:32,743
[CHOMPS]

452
00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:34,406
Ow! Finn?

453
00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:36,950
[STRAINED]
Finn! Finn!

454
00:19:37,006 --> 00:19:39,246
Finn, stop!
[CHOKING]

455
00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:40,183
[GRUNTS]

456
00:19:40,242 --> 00:19:42,915
Fi-i-i-i-nn!

457
00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:44,650
[GASPS]

458
00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:46,419
- KING: Excellent!
- Huh?

459
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,550
You have indeed proven
yourself.

460
00:19:48,615 --> 00:19:50,925
Any prince ruthless enough
to kill his own buffoon

461
00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:53,793
would make an excellent boyfriend...

462
00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:54,796
Yeah!

463
00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:57,129
...for my evil daughter!

464
00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:58,668
What?!

465
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:01,727
She's an unstoppable force
of destruction.

466
00:20:01,793 --> 00:20:02,965
Ahhhhh!

467
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,632
Nothing a psycho like you
can't handle.

468
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:09,303
Congratulations!

469
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:11,003
I'm so happy.

470
00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:13,911
I'm so happy to meet you, Prince.

471
00:20:13,969 --> 00:20:15,743
You're my prince.

472
00:20:15,804 --> 00:20:17,408
That's so sweet!

473
00:20:17,472 --> 00:20:21,442
- She seems normal.
- Yeah, she seems normal.

474
00:20:21,508 --> 00:20:23,749
Stop whispering!

475
00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:29,226
Hey!
So that's where I came from.

476
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,193
You know, on second thought,
we're...

477
00:20:34,252 --> 00:20:36,027
not really each ether's types.

478
00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:37,589
We're... what?

479
00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:40,295
I changed my mind.
I don't like you.

480
00:20:40,357 --> 00:20:42,597
You... what?!

481
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,036
Uh, nothing!

482
00:20:44,094 --> 00:20:46,096
Bye, Flambe!

483
00:20:58,272 --> 00:21:00,376
Finn! I really messed up!

484
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,647
[CRASH]

485
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:04,619
Finn, buddy,
you got to help me!

486
00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:06,384
I made a mistake!

487
00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:07,480
[FLAMES CRACKLING]

488
00:21:07,546 --> 00:21:09,718
Aaaaaah!

489
00:21:14,718 --> 00:21:16,664
Who lit that fire?!

490
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,256
I'll kill you!

491
00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:20,392
[RUMBLING]

492
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:24,696
[GRUNTS]

493
00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:32,572
Bubblegum's rockets!

494
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:34,874
Don't you touch her stuff!

495
00:21:34,935 --> 00:21:38,006
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]

496
00:21:38,071 --> 00:21:41,711
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

497
00:21:41,774 --> 00:21:44,550
[MOANS]

498
00:21:48,312 --> 00:21:50,952
It's a girl!

499
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,252
[GRUNTS]

500
00:22:00,222 --> 00:22:01,633
You!

501
00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:04,329
What's wrong with me, huh?!
You don't like me?!

502
00:22:04,392 --> 00:22:06,599
I like you!

503
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:11,165
What's wrong with you?!

504
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,439
Don't ever mess with me again!

505
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,582
Who was that?

506
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The princess of the Fire Kingdom.

507
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,613
Dude...

508
00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:27,678
I think I have a crush.

509
00:22:28,879 --> 00:22:32,849
♪ Come along with me ♪

510
00:22:32,916 --> 00:22:36,829
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪

511
00:22:36,885 --> 00:22:40,832
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

512
00:22:40,888 --> 00:22:44,836
♪ and do so as we please ♪

513
00:22:44,892 --> 00:22:48,862
♪ Come along with me ♪

514
00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:51,500
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪