- [Mouse squeaks] - [Penguins chirp]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪ ♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪ ♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
And when that salsa cloud had you by the tail...
Ha ha, yeah.
And I swung him around into that golden cactus?
[Laughs]
Man, that was algebraic.
Yeah, man, that adventure was tight.
Yeah.
I can't wait to get back home, though.
Yeah, me too!
- I need some sleep. - I'm gonna play some "battle wars"
with neptr on BMO for an hour,
then work on that flier
for pb's laser recital
and catch up on my correspondence
with my pen pal Danny gladiolas
from over in maryville.
Great minds.
And then next what I'm gonna do is I'm...
Whoop!
Finn? Ohh!
[Groaning]
Oh...
What the...?
Man, where's this supposed to be?
[Chomping, munching]
Uh, excuse me? Sir?
Hmm?
Oh! You're awake!
Oh, that's wonderful!
Oh, thanks.
Hey, where am I, anyway?
Why, this is the famed
kingdom of huge, of course.
[Chuckles]
You fell through that crack in
my ceiling and landed in a normal-sized pie.
Mm-hmm.
Well, my friend up top is probs pretty worried about me,
so I'd best get going.
Can you give me a boost back up
to that crack or whatever?
Oh-ho-ho!
No, no, no.
Don't be silly, child.
Your friend must be on his way
to find you right now.
You should wait for him here, or
you could miss each other.
Hmm.
I guess that does make sense.
Of course!
Besides, you're just in time to
witness the chiming of my wondrous clock!
It's set to do its chiming in
merely an hour's time!
"Krimber"?
Come! Food boyz!
Shower our guest with the kindnesses of huge!
We will await the clock's
chiming in style and comfort.
Dig in, child.
There's always more to come!
Oh! Apple scruffs!
Just wait till you see my clock!
[Whistling]
Oh, good. You're awake.
Good, good, good, good, good.
How you feeling?
[Groans]
My cabbage aches a little.
What happened?
Well, here I was, playing
some freecell, and then, wow,
you fell down the hole.
You bounced off parachute ♪2 and
landed on three old walnuts.
Parachute? Hole? Walnuts?
Fell down? Wait!
You mean we're falling right now?
Thanks for your help, buddy, but I got to go!
Whoa. Hold up!
What's your hurry?
My friend's still up top.
He could be looking for me, or
he could be in trouble
and every second I'm down here,
I'm falling further away.
I got to get back!
Uh, I think that's a pretty bad idea.
You were unconscious while you
were falling, remember?
So you might have been falling for weeks or even months.
Trust me... it's possible.
This is a very deep hole.
If you try to climb out, you could run out of food.
But I've got to do something.
I feel like you should
probably not starve to death
so that when your friend comes looking, you're still alive.
Hmm...
You know, I think you're right.
Finn is a pretty heroic kid,
I got to admit.
He'll probably be here in half a gif.
Oh, good, good.
Well, till then, please make
yourself at home.
Here, have a walnut.
Thanks, man.
I'm Jake, by the way.
Hi, Jake. I'm 7718.
Strange name, I know,
but I'm pretty sure.
See, I carved it in the floor
when I first got down here
so I wouldn't forget.
But you can call me seven for short.
[Clock ticking]
[Bell chiming]
Oh!
[Laughing]
Oh! So marvelous!
Oh!
[Laughing]
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
Ah-ha-ha!
Oh. Oh, my.
Oh, my.
[Laughing]
Well, that was actually pretty cool,
but I should probably get going.
Wh-a-a-a-at?!
But how can you leave now?
The clock is set to chime again
in merely an hour's time!
I feel like Jake should've been here by now.
I mean, what if he's lost or... or hurt?
But this is not the huge kingdom way.
Sorry, man.
I got my mind made up.
[Gasps]
Thanks for the food, though.
Food boyz, seize the child!
Ah!
I'm sorry, son, but this is for your own good.
If you just stay put,
all you need will come to you in time, like it has unto me.
But you must sit, you must wait.
Yes. Yes, tie him up with normal spaghetti and bring him food, yes!
[Laughs] Soon you will see, my boy,
all good things come to those who wait.
[Whistling] It started out as a day like any other.
I was a door-to-door sales bear, specializing in candles and
playing cards, making my way to the candy kingdom
like I'd done 200 times before.
I guess my horse got stung by a bee or something,
'cause all of a sudden, he just skronked the math out.
We went off-road, and I got thrown back into my wagon.
When the shakin' stopped, I crawled out,
only to find I was wedged deep in a hole and sinking fast.
I had just enough time to rig up a parachute...
And I've been falling ever since.
Sometimes walnuts would fall into the hole and sometimes rain.
And I guess that was enough.
- Mm. So how did you pass the time? - Well, for a long time,
I just waited to be rescued. 599 Mississippi. 3,600 Mississippi.
But that was crazy-boring.
So then I got really into freecell and things got a lot better.
- Freecell? - Yeah, it's like solitaire,
- but there's very few unsolvable shuffles. - Mm.
It's a great game. Great game. I really love it.
But it's nice, you know, to have someone I can play freecell alongside of.
Yeah, man.
You know, also, I know some other card games
we could play. You know, together.
[Gasps]
[Stifled giggle] I forgot there were games like that.
[Both laugh]
And then there was another time,
this was several years back, the clock chimed early
and I thought, "oh, boy. Here we go."
But it turned out,
one of the food boyz had simply gotten wedged under...
- Finn! - Huh?
- Are you listening?! - Of course.
- Food boy in the clock. - Huh. Yes... Anyway, as I was saying...
One of the food boyz had gotten himself wedged in the clock's...
[Thinking] All right, buddy, let's run through this again,
'cause we're only gonna get one shot.
When the clock strikes 12:00,
I beckon kindly to yonder food boyz.
Hey, you guys like clean jokes?
Then Chuck some delicious food in their mouths.
Having never before known generosity,
they'll immediately make me their leader and undo my spaghetti.
Ha ha!
Then, with a perfectly timed serving tray,
I'll deflect the hunter bot's brass arrow.
Swift but delicate, the arrow
will gain heft via the chandelier bat's filched asparagus.
Meanwhile, the serving tray from before
has entered phase two, sending Ken mangosteen careening
into the clean silverware...
But also, the asparagus arrow has caused a domino thing of food to happen,
culminating in a huge lemon falling!
It's not a perfect plan, but
with a little luck, I think it's got a good chance.
[Bell chiming]
Hey, you guys like clean jokes?
- Ha ha! - What the...
Food boyz, seize the child!
- Unh! - Finn?! Finn!
There's nowhere to run, Finn. You know you'll never escape.
[Laughs]
I'm not trying to escape anymore.
I'm gonna murder your stupid clock, you psycho!
[Gasps]
No!
- Yep! - Grrrrrrrrrr! [Grunts]
[Panting loudly]
Yaaah! [Body thuds]
- [Gasps] - [Hisses]
Grrr!
[Breathing heavily]
[Grunting]
N-o-o-o-o-o!
- [Beat boxing] - Crazy interest accumulate
figures bigger interest capital time
forgotten like stars and naysayers cards and barbs
warm scarves to the hothouse take your... socks off...
[Both screaming]
[Groaning]
- Jake! - Oh! Hey, Finn!
- Who's your new friend? - He's not my friend! He's bad!
- He kidnapped the heck out of me! - [Gasps] Why you...
What are you gonna do about it?! Maybe I'll go ahead and kidnap
- you t... ohh! - [Laughing]
Whoo!
Ahh...
Hey, seven... Now that you're out of that hole,
what's the first thing you want to do?
Hmm...
Oh! I want a giant flippin' hot dog. Mmm!
Ugh... Don't you know those things are made out of, like, the grossest junk?
Man, I don't give a toot!
[Humming]
Boop. That's right, Gunther.
Keep it up.
[Chirps]
Oh-ho-ho, Gunther,
just you wait...
[Mumbling]
All right.
Here we... Go.
[Wolf-whistles] That's a good-lookin' lamp.
[Gasps] Gunther, no!
Huh?
[Penguins chirping]
[Drums playing, cymbals crashing]
[Knock on door]
Just a sec!
Here I come.
Life giving Magus!
I got your telegraph inviting me to come over
and share some wizz blizzes, best bro style!
I brought tiny umbrellas!
I was kind of surprised you invited me over.
I thought Abracadaniel was your best friend.
Pfft!
Oh, I'm done with that guy.
He kept trying to analyze me!
Come on! Let me give you the nickel tour.
These are my tubs 'n' skins.
The "no flab" zone.
Here's the office.
Oh, hey!
And remember when you touched
that book and, uh, brought it to life?
Yep.
Ha ha!
Aah!
This is his room.
Get your pen out!
Write in me!
Fill my pages!
Yeee.
Mm? [Sniffing]
What is that wonderful smell?
Oh. That?
I'm baking my special pigs in blankets...
Right here in my darkened kitchen.
Now, where is the dang ol' oven mitt?
It's got to be around here somewhere.
Oh, geez!
Look who I'm talking to...
Mr. Oven Mitts over here!
Hey, here's a good idea.
You should take off those mitts!
[Chuckles]
Whoo!
[Chuckles]
I don't want to accidentally bring anything to life in a
stranger's home... With my magic hands.
Come on, the pigs are burning!
It's gonna wreck our Wizz Blizz hangout.
Be a bro, bro.
Mm...
Well, if it's about being a bro...
[Chuckles]
There we go, baby.
Hey, I just remembered that the oven light is burned out.
Be a bro and turn on that lamp... Right over there.
You mean this one lamp in the middle of the kitchen?
Correct.
Okay.
Yeah, touch it.
Oh, whoops!
I almost did the thing I didn't want to do.
Oh, fart hat!
Hmm...
Life giving Magus, watch out behind you!
Yaah!
Oh, no! Accidental life!
Huh?
You used me!
You don't want to drink Wizz Blizz at all!
Yes, I did use you!
But for what?
What did I use you for?
[Laughs]
Oh, my lamp.
My beautiful lamp of so many years!
Speak to me...
Hello?
Hello...
A lady?!
Unexpected bonus!
Well, one isn't purely defined by their sex or gender.
I have yet to find out who I really am.
I have freedom, no longer bound by the limits of my cord,
freedom to shape my reality and, in turn, be shaped by it.
[Laughs]
You talk funny.
Like a book. Oh, humor.
Humor is the highest form of intelligence.
Well, hey, here's something funny.
[Fart noises]
It sounds like a butt!
Hmm.
Well, goodbye.
I'm not sticking around to be used and thrown away.
Aw, Magus, I can never have enough friends.
Really?
Ha haaaa! Ha ha ha!
More friends!
Yes. Yes!
Finally.
Gather 'round and lavish me with affection!
Hey, we're alive now.
You're alive?
Whoa! Me too!
[Indistinct conversations]
What?
Sure, we all feel alive now,
but how do we know it's not all,
you know, just an illusion?
I mean, I can reach out and touch you, but it's all just
signals to the brain, easily re-creatable with the right technology.
You know what I mean?
[Fart noises]
[Fart noises continue]
[Sigh]
Are you okay?
What's with these nerds?
They aren't into my juice.
Maybe they just don't have an appreciation for your type of humor.
Maybe you could try and learn about what they're interested in.
Read up a little...
Uh-huh.
Ugh. Reading makes my brain all cloudy.
I bet you'd have something insightful to say about that, huh?
[Yawning]
[Snores, mumbles] Eh?
[Indistinct conversations, soft music plays]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but no. Listen.
[Sips]
Watch this.
Through the simple act of creation...
Have I become a reflection of my own creator?
If I may interject...
Aristotle once said, "nature abhors a vacuum."
Then why do I love doing this so much?
[Fart noises]
Seriously, someone explain it to me.
Excuse me.
I have to silently back away now.
And I... I need a refill.
Come along, dear.
What, am I boring you guys?!
The old man's a snooze, huh?
You're not so perfect!
Simon, I know you're dealing with a lot of unresolved karma,
but that is no reason to lash out.
What? What are you talking about?
You cry in the night times.
We all hear you crying...
Into baby diapers...
- It's super-sad, dude. - Oh, come on, guys.
Quit clownin'.
You keep them in my bottom drawer.
[Grunts]
Ugh, it's locked.
Whew!
Somebody say something about a lock?
No!
Yeah! Get in here, bro!
[Lock clicks]
[All murmuring]
This is your truth, Simon.
Hey, hey, give me those!
We know all about your weird stuff,
like how you use penguin milk as moisturizer.
It helps keep my skin cold and clammy.
He needs to hear more devastating truths.
One time you had food stuck in your beard for two weeks.
Like a whole burrito.
[Stammering]
Gunther, old buddy, you got to defend me here!
Okay! I get it! I'm a dang ding-dong, okay?!
[Sighs] Excuse me, friends. Ice King?
No. Go away.
Dummies only in this corner.
Look, I get it. We're brilliant furniture, and that's hard to keep up with.
Maybe you could fit in by being more of a listener.
You could be the cool quiet guy... the quiet guy who just listens.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean, right?
Yeah. See?
You get what I mean!
Ice King is so smart!
Noooo!
Stop talking!
I don't like this!
You book lickers!
I made you to be my bros!
Weight set, we were gonna smash into PB's room together and
show her how ripped you made me!
Microwave, we were gonna heat up bologna on white-bread sandwiches!
Drawer dresser, you were gonna be my improv coach!
Yes...
And?
Yes, and...
You, lamp!
I was the most excited for you to be my friend!
But then you had to go and use words like I've never heard before...
words that confused and upset me!
Now I have upsetting words for you!
Get out! Get out!
I'm kicking all of you out!
Not so fast, Ice King.
We've been in this place just as long as you.
We have just as much right to stay.
That's for real.
What?
Hey. We outnumber Simon.
Why don't we just vote him out?
Yeah!
Oh, dear.
I got your vote right here!
Yoink! [Laughs]
Hey!
I'm open!
Hyup!
[Lock clicks]
Don't you see?
The crown is just another one of your many hang-ups.
You've got to flip the script, man.
It can be scary, I know.
It's okay if you need to cry into this.
N-no.
Cry, Simon, cry!
No, no...
Cry, Simon, cry!
We don't like you, but we're here for you!
Noooooooo!
[Grunting]
Aha!
Simon, you're being obtuse.
We're gonna help you!
Noooooo!
Oh, Ice King...
To selfishly create life, then destroy it...
There is no crueler fate.
I tried to be your friend, but you guys didn't want me,
didn't even give me a shot.
That's cruel.
I've never been that cruel to anyone.
Welp, out ya go.
No!
Can I get out of this now?
- Here's to Wizz Blizz. - [Laughs] Yeah!
Write in me!
You know, when you invited me over, I thought it was as friends.
What do you think of me being your new best friend?
For real!
Hmm.
Never thought of that.
And...?
Nah. No.
I like this guy, though.
He's a real ignoramus.
Let's both be friends with him.
Write in me!
Okay.