1 00:00:24,002 --> 00:00:29,492 Sync and corrections by brayanatsix www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,446 Aw. Don't worry about him. 3 00:00:48,514 --> 00:00:50,749 It's good to be passionate about your hobbies. 4 00:00:55,063 --> 00:00:56,518 Yo, TV! 5 00:00:56,555 --> 00:00:59,732 - Get me a chocolate bar! - Okay. 6 00:01:01,460 --> 00:01:03,028 Attaboy! 7 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,369 - Ah! - Hello, young man! 8 00:01:11,437 --> 00:01:15,386 - Oh! - Sike. 9 00:01:17,936 --> 00:01:21,438 Delicious chocolate bridge... 10 00:01:21,506 --> 00:01:25,298 Ugh! Yeech! Huh? 11 00:01:29,347 --> 00:01:33,144 "This diary belongs to B.P. Private property. 12 00:01:33,686 --> 00:01:36,154 If you're still reading this, you're a bad person." 13 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,901 Uh... Statue of limitations. 14 00:01:39,792 --> 00:01:41,626 Dear diary. Wow. 15 00:01:41,694 --> 00:01:44,729 I sound like a real cornball. Oh, well. 16 00:01:44,797 --> 00:01:48,107 Dear diary! Mom is going to love you. 17 00:01:48,281 --> 00:01:50,602 She's always ragging about me spending too much time 18 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:54,211 with my nose in books. I wonder what I'm going to write in you. 19 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:55,540 What kind of person will I be 20 00:01:55,641 --> 00:01:58,643 when I get to your last page? Will I have my braces off? 21 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:01,680 Will I have written a song that doesn't totally suck? 22 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,149 Will I have met a cool guy? I can barely look at dudes 23 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:07,085 without breaking out into hives. Just another day in teenage 24 00:02:07,153 --> 00:02:10,090 purgatory. A.K.A. The school caf. 25 00:02:10,205 --> 00:02:12,646 Sloppy Joes again. Boys I did not talk to 26 00:02:12,731 --> 00:02:15,018 today... brownieguy... Are they trying to kill us? 27 00:02:15,112 --> 00:02:17,404 Stayed in and tried to cut my bangs. 28 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:20,565 Mom says it looks like I got in a fight with a snapping turtle. 29 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:23,535 Taffi and Mochi are the coolest girls at school. 30 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,390 When I think about them, my skin feels sparkly. 31 00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:29,233 They don't even know I exist. Why would they? 32 00:02:29,301 --> 00:02:31,335 I'm a nobody. Less than nobody. 33 00:02:31,403 --> 00:02:34,305 - I'm a pimple on the butt of a... - Geez, B.P. 34 00:02:34,373 --> 00:02:37,575 - Prone to dramatics much? - The fire kingdom has 35 00:02:37,643 --> 00:02:41,179 officially frozen over. Justin rockcandy asked me to 36 00:02:41,246 --> 00:02:44,335 - the semi-formal! - Oh, my glob. 37 00:02:44,484 --> 00:02:47,099 Justin. Justin is taking me to the fructose fair. 38 00:02:47,147 --> 00:02:49,377 Justin wants to go on the roller coaster. 39 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:51,189 Kissing is fun and easy. 40 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:54,864 If I don't think about the bacteria in spit teeming, multiplying. 41 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,894 Diary, can you keep a secret? 42 00:02:56,962 --> 00:02:59,868 Justin! Justin! Hive of bees in myea get out! 43 00:02:59,907 --> 00:03:02,396 Mother, I'm not going to tell you again! Lies, lies, lies! 44 00:03:02,528 --> 00:03:06,475 Diary, it's my birthday tomorrow, but I don't feel like celebrating. 45 00:03:06,525 --> 00:03:08,139 I feel like screaming. 46 00:03:08,207 --> 00:03:10,441 Justin wants to meet at lovetree point. 47 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:12,610 Says he wants to give me a present. 48 00:03:12,678 --> 00:03:15,313 I should tell him... I need to tell him... 49 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,915 I will tell him! 50 00:03:18,016 --> 00:03:21,152 Tell him what?! Aaaaaah! 51 00:03:24,688 --> 00:03:26,816 Not hungs. Heading out for a bit. 52 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:32,892 There you go! Just needed a lil' push from the old man. 53 00:03:33,632 --> 00:03:35,642 I gotta get into the mind of this kid. 54 00:03:36,201 --> 00:03:39,971 Role-play. Rip! Rip! 55 00:03:40,072 --> 00:03:41,973 Sploosh! 56 00:03:42,074 --> 00:03:45,063 My secret is safe at the bottom of this disgusting moat. 57 00:03:45,213 --> 00:03:47,211 Oh, oh, B.P.! What have you done?! 58 00:03:47,279 --> 00:03:50,265 I'm sick of the lies! Sick, sick, sick! 59 00:03:50,436 --> 00:03:52,809 Babe! Um... I said I'm sorry? 60 00:03:53,019 --> 00:03:56,469 You don't know me! Nobody knows me! Leave me alone! 61 00:04:00,526 --> 00:04:02,493 I hate sloppy joes! 62 00:04:07,699 --> 00:04:13,504 Aaaaaah! 63 00:04:13,605 --> 00:04:17,341 Yuch. 64 00:04:17,442 --> 00:04:20,545 What? Taffi? 65 00:04:20,612 --> 00:04:24,048 - Mochi! - Hey, moch'. 66 00:04:24,116 --> 00:04:27,307 Is that the new "nosy nellies" bootleg 7-inch? 67 00:04:27,477 --> 00:04:30,054 - Taffi, Mochi, down here! - I ordered it from this dude 68 00:04:30,122 --> 00:04:32,190 - in lumpy space. - Is it insane? 69 00:04:32,257 --> 00:04:36,148 - It's almost too insane. - Wicked. 70 00:04:39,398 --> 00:04:41,299 - Hiya, B.P.! What's up? - Justin? 71 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:46,201 Guilty as charged. You psyched for your birthday, birthday girl? 72 00:04:46,231 --> 00:04:49,507 Don't forget about our little "rendez-vous" at lovetree point, huh? 73 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,724 I can't wait for you to see your prezzie. 74 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,960 You're gonna be there, right? Please say yes. 75 00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:56,229 Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! 76 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,664 Aaaaaah! 77 00:04:59,159 --> 00:05:06,398 Bam! Bam! Bam! Lady, you're really off your game! I never win at canasta! 78 00:05:08,812 --> 00:05:11,651 You said you wanted the 79 00:05:11,681 --> 00:05:14,640 kid to spend more time outside. Bam... he's outside. 80 00:05:14,708 --> 00:05:18,931 He's loving it! 81 00:05:19,047 --> 00:05:20,980 If it'll make you feel better, then yes. 82 00:05:21,047 --> 00:05:24,116 But I'm sure he's fine. Uh-oh. 83 00:05:24,184 --> 00:05:28,087 Uh, son? 84 00:05:28,154 --> 00:05:30,422 - Mom? - Uh, close enough. 85 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:33,592 - Get out of my room! - TV, what is that? 86 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,662 - Private property. - Gimme the book. 87 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:39,131 - Nooooo! - A diary, huh? 88 00:05:39,232 --> 00:05:40,699 Juicy. And now you've become 89 00:05:40,767 --> 00:05:43,435 dangerously obsessed with it and have confused your 90 00:05:43,503 --> 00:05:45,571 reality with that of the diary keeper. 91 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:48,487 You always were a little too susceptible to fantasy. 92 00:05:49,776 --> 00:05:53,278 - Ooh, ripped pages! Mystery! - And look how the handwriting 93 00:05:53,346 --> 00:05:56,382 changes right before the rip. These are all crabbed. 94 00:05:56,449 --> 00:05:59,284 - That's weird, right? - Super weird, son. 95 00:05:59,352 --> 00:06:01,687 She was obviously emotionally distraught. 96 00:06:01,755 --> 00:06:05,014 Maybe she was so stressed, she broke out in hives, 97 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:08,662 and they covered her whole body. So they rushed her to the hospital. 98 00:06:09,063 --> 00:06:11,663 She was thinking "oh, man, I'm so young," 99 00:06:11,731 --> 00:06:15,927 and how life is so unfair, and that this was the end. 100 00:06:18,405 --> 00:06:20,908 But it wasn't the end. She had pulled through... 101 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:25,758 Except her hand had been replaced with a crab hand! 102 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:27,679 Which negatively affected her handwriting. 103 00:06:27,747 --> 00:06:30,282 Yeah! And, and, while I recovered, I 104 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:33,252 - refused all visitors. - Wait. You refused? 105 00:06:33,353 --> 00:06:37,450 Especially Justin. How could he love a girl with a crab hand? 106 00:06:37,642 --> 00:06:40,258 I mean... That is definitely not normal. 107 00:06:41,113 --> 00:06:43,297 Justin sent me flowers every day for a week. 108 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,997 Then every other day. 109 00:06:45,065 --> 00:06:47,542 Then they stopped coming all together. 110 00:06:48,468 --> 00:06:51,603 On my birthday, I decided I was going to keep my promise to meet 111 00:06:51,671 --> 00:06:53,605 Justin, crab hand or no crab hand. 112 00:06:53,673 --> 00:06:57,743 But when I got to lovetree point, Justin was already there... 113 00:06:57,811 --> 00:07:00,412 Making out with my BFFs Taffi and Mochi! 114 00:07:00,513 --> 00:07:03,515 He did not! Well, that's one theory, anyway. 115 00:07:03,616 --> 00:07:07,314 - Am I unlovable? - Hey, did you say lovetree point? 116 00:07:07,398 --> 00:07:09,981 That's where the kids used to go smoochin' back in the day. 117 00:07:10,295 --> 00:07:12,339 This diary must be pretty old. 118 00:07:12,523 --> 00:07:14,487 We should go check it 119 00:07:14,771 --> 00:07:18,730 Ugh. This place is a dump. 120 00:07:18,798 --> 00:07:20,365 Why do they call this lovetree point? 121 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:23,068 'Cause of that tree over there. 122 00:07:23,136 --> 00:07:27,430 - Yeah, it's pretty heavy-handed. - On page 42, it says Justin 123 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:28,974 hid a present somewhere around here. 124 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:31,892 - Maybe it's in the tree. - Hey, good thinking. 125 00:07:33,079 --> 00:07:38,083 Bingo! 126 00:07:44,074 --> 00:07:46,037 It's so beautiful. 127 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:48,730 Yeah. B.P. Would have loved this. 128 00:07:48,871 --> 00:07:51,404 Justin must have been too devastated to reclaim it. 129 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:53,465 Maybe he thinks she'll come back for it one day. 130 00:07:53,566 --> 00:07:56,894 We've got to find her, dad! 131 00:07:57,030 --> 00:08:00,507 She never knew how much she meant to him. To all of us! 132 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:08,781 Y'know, son, I bet i know where this music box is from. 133 00:08:08,945 --> 00:08:10,585 Maybe they can give us a clue. 134 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:17,889 Oh, yes, yes, this is one of mine, from my "dancing cat" period. 135 00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:19,341 Do you remember who bought it? 136 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,427 Oh, goodness, it feels like a lifetime ago. 137 00:08:22,592 --> 00:08:25,477 I must have made hundreds of boxes since then, 138 00:08:25,564 --> 00:08:30,059 each marrying sound and motion to tell a unique story, 139 00:08:30,226 --> 00:08:33,524 the dance of the cosmos in miniature. 140 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,984 Okay. Well, we gotta go. 141 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:38,550 - A young man bought this! - Justin! 142 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,952 - Was he handsome? - Oh, very. 143 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,289 - Who was it meant for? - A girl. Betsy. 144 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:47,025 - B.P.! - She ran away. 145 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:50,962 Went wild, cut herself off from the world, hid away in a cave, 146 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,730 - never to be seen again. - Whoa! 147 00:08:53,928 --> 00:08:55,935 But, dad, there are probably hundreds of caves in... 148 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,572 it's the one at the fork in the road to butterscotch lake! 149 00:09:00,284 --> 00:09:03,120 The box said she does weird stuff to bodies up there. 150 00:09:03,505 --> 00:09:06,444 That's it! 151 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:09,181 Why do you think Betsy ran away, dad? 152 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:12,284 Hard to say. Some people can't face their troubles. 153 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:15,403 But, TV, hiding away won't solve anything. 154 00:09:15,434 --> 00:09:18,489 - Look! - Teachable moment. 155 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:26,331 Betsy? Betsy? 156 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,201 Aaaaah! Betsy. 157 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:32,754 Oh, my glob. We're too late! 158 00:09:32,902 --> 00:09:35,775 She was too good this cruel world. 159 00:09:35,883 --> 00:09:37,505 - It's a model. - Huh? 160 00:09:37,641 --> 00:09:40,126 It's plastic. "Heeyyy." 161 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:46,017 Hey, look at this! A letter. 162 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:49,588 - Maybe we shouldn't read this. - Yes, we should. 163 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:53,291 Dear Justin, I'm not sure you'll ever read this letter. 164 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:56,361 Maybe I'm writing this more for myself anyway. 165 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:00,285 You know when you're little and the future feels really far away? 166 00:10:00,472 --> 00:10:03,368 You don't know what it looks like. You just hope you'll have stuff 167 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:07,658 figured out by then. You'll know exactly how to act and feel. 168 00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:09,698 You'll have conquered all your fears. 169 00:10:09,881 --> 00:10:12,492 And you'll never feel dumb or uncomfortable. 170 00:10:12,622 --> 00:10:14,786 You don't think about how you'll actually get there. 171 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:19,217 The middle parts, between now and then... The middle parts suck! 172 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:23,721 Which is why I split, I guess... Okay, so riding out your teen 173 00:10:23,792 --> 00:10:25,934 years in a cave is pretty dramatic. 174 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:28,402 But do you know how much reading you get done in a cave? 175 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,595 I even figured out a cure for my crab hand! 176 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:34,299 Oh, Justin, I hope you're not too upset, and I hope you didn't 177 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,168 spend too much money on that birthday present. 178 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:40,005 It wouldn't have worked out between us anyway. 179 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,629 You're kind of clingy. Sincerely, nurse Betsy poundcake. 180 00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:45,336 Nurse poundcake! 181 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,513 - I've got the injection, doctor. - I'm not gonna make it, man! Gah! 182 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,592 You will live. 183 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,126 Way to take control of the situation, nurse. 184 00:10:53,294 --> 00:10:55,134 Save it for the post-op, doc. 185 00:10:55,245 --> 00:10:57,829 Wow. B.P. is nurse poundcake. 186 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,117 - She turned out fine. - But what about the ripped pages? 187 00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:05,354 Oh, I saw them in the cabin. It was just a lot of mean stuff about Justin. 188 00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:08,165 Hey, that guy must be pretty sad, huh? 189 00:11:08,257 --> 00:11:09,627 Hey, you wanna go find him? 190 00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:10,762 No.