[mouse squeaks]
[penguins chirp]
[all cheering]
[screeches]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[Finn] Hey, Jake.
Do you think you should date someone just like you
or someone who's, like, your opposite?
I don't know. I'm the "first come, first serve" kind of guy.
Get in line, ladies. This Rainicorn thing can't last forever.
[laughs]
I didn't mean that. Don't spread that around.
So, it's not good to weigh somebody's qualities against your own?
Well, no.
I mean, if you feel something,
you feel something.
It's not about personality matrixals and charts,
it's all about the bumps in your heart.
You can't stop the pumps and bumps.
Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!
[Finn laughs]
All right, well, what about BMO and Ice King?
What about them?
Would they make a good couple?
Whoa, wait! Did BMO say something to you?
No, no, no.
[Jake] Oh, I see. You're being weird.
[Finn] It's not that weird. Come on.
Do what thoust will be the whole piece of Law.
[Jake] BMO and Ice King?
Yeah!
I'm not coming back.
You're creeping me out.
I'm just thinking out loud.
What, can't think out loud?
Oh, is that what you're doing?
Yeah, man.
-Geez, don't be judgy. -I'm not.
-Yeah, you are. -How can you know that?
I can hear it in your tone.
You can?
Yeah, wise guy.
Hey, what's that in your pants?
What? Not again! Oh!
I don't know.
-Whoa, look. -Crazy.
Careful, dude.
What the...
What the heck? Are they alive?
Hey, are you guys alive?
I don't know, man. I think they're some kind of magic toy.
Maybe it's black magic.
Maybe we shouldn't mess with them.
No, man, look. That's you!
You're totally shredding on the viola!
[laughs] Yeah, that's good.
How many more thingies are in there?
Dude, like, a lot.
Come on, let's check this out at the house.
[Jake] I'll make a special spagot with a new sauce.
Sheesh, so many.
PB, you hang out with Lady.
C-listers, go back in the bag.
Who's a C-list?
Uh... Tiffany, Donny...
He's OK, Xergiok, a bunch of these guys.
That's not very nice.
Don't worry, man. They'll get involved eventually.
Involved with what?
I don't know. Involved.
Check out Lady and Princess Bubblegum.
Wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah...
-What are they talkin' about? -Wa-wa-wah, wa-wa-wah.
-Wa-wa-wa-wa... -It's hard to say.
All right, well, what else you got going on?
Mm. Not much, really.
-I got Ice King over here. -Ice King?
He's not C-list?
Yeah, well, I saw his drum kit in here.
Here we go.
OK. Jam out, little Ice King.
[drums play]
[Jake] No, don't play with that hack.
Aw, man.
Hmm. They've got good chemistry. Who would've guessed?
Chemistry...
[Jake] Hey, Finn, eat the food before it gets cold.
[grunts]
I made a new sauce.
[drum playing stops]
Um...
Earth to Finn.
Are you OK?
Yes.
[Jake snoring]
[both speaking gibberish]
[chuckles]
[speaking gibberish]
Whoa!
Whoa-whoa!
[Jake continues to snore]
[speaking gibberish]
Whoa-whoa!
[laughing]
[both kissing]
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wah!
Ohh! Wa-wa-wa-wa-whoa.
Wa-wa-wa-wah.
Wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah.
[all arguing in gibberish manner]
[yawns]
-You're up early. -I didn't sleep.
You stay up all night reading trash books?
-Mm. -Told you, man. Those dating books...
[slurps] That stuff is mess you up.
I'm not reading. I'm playing with the little we's.
Let me see little me.
Me look so lonely.
Hey, Finn, pass me little Lady!
-Uh... You guys broke up. -What?
-She's with someone else now. -Who?
He's a cool guy. Don't worry about it.
[laughing]
[gasps]
[screams]
What the ball, man?
-[laughs] What? -"What"?
What do you think "what"?
Come on. They're not real. They're like toys.
These guys here, they're going out.
It's pretty serious.
And look at Choose Goose and Lollipop Girl.
They're still testing the waters.
But cool. Right, Jake?
I don't like where you're going with this.
It ain't wholesome.
I'm gonna go to Lady's for a few days, clear my head.
OK, whateva, whatevs.
[laughs] Weird.
Huh.
[yawns]
Wha? [giggles]
[chuckles]
Wha?
Wahhhhhhhh! Wahhhhh! Wahhhhhhh!
-Mm. -Wah-wah-- hmm. Wha?
[whistles]
Hmm.
Wa-wa-wah wa-wa-wah?
-[Little Finn] Wa-wa-wa wa-wah. -[Little Bubblegum laughs]
-Wah? -Wa-wa-wah wah?
[both smooching]
Wah-wah! Wa-wa-wah wah-wah!
-Wa-wa-wah wah! -Wah? Wa-wah wah?
[Fire roars]
[continue to speak gibberish]
[screams]
[both grunting]
[Jake] I'm back.
I got over all that messed-up stuff you did.
Yeesh.
You OK, man?
I don't know.
What's little Finn doin'?
He's thinking.
He looks sad.
What's he thinking about?
I don't know. Probably lots of stuff.
Where's little Rainicorn?
-Probably still crying. -What?
She's... not handling the breakup very well.
-[sobbing] -Aww.
PB's good, though.
After little Finn dumped her, she started working out.
[grunting]
[Finn] Looks like she's really into it.
This is messed up, dude.
You've crossed the line from weird curiosity
into some dark, messed-up stuff.
I know!
I'm taking that bag back to the cliff where we found it.
No, man! I got to fix this mess!
Look at me, man!
I'm staring into the shadow of my darkest mind hole!
-I got to help him. -You can't.
Just let them do their own biz, man!
I junked them up too hard, though.
I got to step in!
How would you do that?
I'm gonna talk to him.
But he can't hear you.
Yeah. Why is that?
Hmm.
Maybe we're on different dimensional planes
and the border between our planes is like a two-way mirror.
So we can see him, but he can't see us.
Eh, let me try this.
Finn! Can you hear me?
We are connected!
Finn!
[speaking gibberish]
-Try shaking him. -Why?
Maybe we're vibrating on different intervals.
Try shaking him at different speeds and see if he responds.
OK. Finn! Finn!
-Now go faster. -Finn!
[Jake] Faster!
Finn!
[Jake] Go slower! He saw you!
[Finn] OK!
[speaking gibberish]
Finn! Can you hear me?
Wah.
Whoa! Neat!
I made you do those crummy things!
I'm why yous guys is fighting!
I'm the big you!
I came to apologize!
I will never interfere with your lives again!
[speaking gibberish]
Don't worry! I will...
Take care of it.
Sorry, my arm got tired.
Wah?
Never mind! It'll be fine!
Goodbye, little Finn!
I'm not coming back!
Wah-wah!
Now what?
Hey, ladies! This is big Finn!
I caused all the problems!
It wasn't anyone's fault!
Don't be mad at each other!
Have a dance party!
OK, goodbye!
I'm not coming back!
[dance music plays]
Is that gonna do it?
Get the C-listers out.
Good party.
Oh, flip!
Look who's hittin' it off with the Ice King!
[laughs]
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
[panting]
[honking]
Fire the laser cannon!
[honks]
[screams]
Good job, girl! Have some spaghetti!
-[muffled voice] Thanks. -Oh, no!
[Dr. Prince] Ha!
Too bad I'm a really strong guy
and I took my doctor pills this morning!
Lasers don't hurt me!
[grunts]
[both gasp]
Next time.
Hmph!
[both] Give us the Enchiridion!
[mimics monkey]
-Thanks. -That's not a book! It's a bomb!
-[ticking] -[gasps] Yah!
[Ice King] Hyah!
You've been acting like a real knucklehead, Dr. Prince!
Go on! Get out of here!
And don't ever do wrong things again!
You're right. I see your side of things.
You saved the day, mega-rad-cool-guy.
-What's your name? -Oh, Ice King.
I'm such a great guy!
This book is yours.
The Enchiridion!
I want to be your best and closest friend.
Let's have a best and closest friend lunch!
It's mac and cheezles.
[both] Aww.
-What a sweetie. -What a good guy.
I'm just so glad you guys are real.
You're really, really real.
[sniffles]
I want to remember this day forever.
Don't be sad, Ice King.
-We're going on a space adventure! -Hop on, baby.
[Ice King chuckles] Wee!
Here we go!
[girl] Ice King, stop! Please! This story is terrible!
Huh? What?
-I can't follow anything. -I mean, where are we going?
[all speaking together]
I don't even understand.
Maybe the story is a new form of torture!
Oh, come on! It's a first draft!
Don't hate.
And besides, that story had everything...
Action, adventure, a hotter, older guy.
Wildberry, don't pretend. I know you like the silver foxes.
What if it were a little more, like, real life?
Real? It's based on the real Fionna and Cake!
Yeah, but what if there was little more romance in the story?
Romance is a great idea!
Y'all are just hatin' on my steeze!
I'm not listening to haters! Haters!
Whoa. What the...
Whoa!
[all] We're free!
I'm sorry I didn't think you were real, Gob!
But now I've seen your power
and I've got some things I did that I have to say sorry for.
-Boo. -[gasps]
Marceline! How long have you been in here?
Oh, a couple hours?
Oh, you heard my story, then.
Awesome, right?
It's good,
but maybe it's time to let someone else try.
Listen up, y'all.
I've got a story of my own.
[Fionna] Yah! Yah!
-Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! -Woo! Woo! Woo!
[grunts]
-Woo, nice throw! -Thanks.
I've got to do something today.
What about Gumball's mission we went on this morning?
Delivering daisy chains to the fluffy people not enough for you?
Uh... sometimes Gumball's missions can be so...
lame.
[grunts]
Hello, every--
[gasps]
Oh, my. Looks like you almost skronked up my dome-piece.
Boy, have I got a treat for you two!
The fluffy people and I baked these
in appreciation for the mission you've completed.
They're cream puffs. Try one.
Uh... I'd love to, but maybe later.
-[footsteps] -What was that?
[gasps]
-Uh... Aw. -[footsteps]
Something's on the roof! Come on!
I'm not going out there. It's wet.
Uh... It is wet.
[grumbles]
[guitar playing]
[gasps]
Oh, it's just him.
Oh! Hey, Fionna.
Marshall Lee!
[clears throat]
[gasps] Oh, forgive me!
Hello, Your Majesty!
[slurps]
Fionna, take me back inside.
What? Is he kidding?
[grunts]
Hey! Oh, honestly! I'm going in.
Come join me when you want more polite company.
Be careful!
[Prince Gumball] Whoa!
-You got it! -[thud]
[scoffs] What a wad.
Uh, a gum wad?
[gasps] Fionna!
[chuckles]
Let's ditch him.
Uhh.
Lumpy Space Prince is throwing a party in the woods.
It's gonna be freaky nasty.
-Uhh... -I know you're going to say "yes" to me,
so let's just go.
[screams]
[mid-tempo music plays]
Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Oh, my Gob!
Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
Oh, you're bumping into me!
[indistinct conversations]
[both grunting]
This looks fun. Bunch. Come on.
You guys!
Marshall Lee is gonna play a song, you guys!
-[cheers and applause] -Marshall! Marshall!
Follow my lead.
[guitar plays]
[gasps] Hey!
♪ Good little girl ♪
♪ Always picking a fight with me ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ You know that I'm bad... ♪
♪ But you're spending the night With me... ♪
♪ What do you want from my world? ♪
♪ You're a good little girl ♪
[vocalizing]
♪ Bad little boy ♪
[cheering]
♪ That's what you're acting like I really don't buy... ♪
♪ That you're that kind of guy... ♪
♪ And if you are... ♪
♪ Why do you want to hang out with me? ♪
[screeches]
[laughs]
Don't you know I'm a villain?
Every night I'm out killin,'
sending everyone runnin' like children.
I know why you're mad at me.
I've got demon eyes, and they're looking right through
your anatomy into your deepest fears.
Baby, I'm not from here. I'm from the Nightosphere.
To me, you're clear, transparent.
You've got a thing for me, girl. It's apparent.
Oh, oh!
♪ I got a hot potatah ♪
♪ And I got two hot tomatahs ♪
♪ Well, they'll make A good sauce maybe... ♪
You're not so bad, you know.
Not so bad?
I'm the son of a demon... and the Vampire King.
It's not something I have to try at.
You on the other hand...
♪ ...the table... For as long as I am able! ♪
I'm not trying to be bad.
I'm hanging out with you because you're my friend.
What, like him?
Pbht!
Pbht! No, different!
Hey! Hyah!
Oh, no!
[laughs]
-Hyah! -Whoa!
♪ Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah ♪
Whoo!
[chuckles]
Hey, break it up, you two!
[meows]
-[Marshall Lee] Outta my way, kitty. -[gasps] Hey!
Oh, come on! That was funny!
Cake! You OK?
-Yeah. -Come on.
Let's get out of here.
Hey! Come on. Where you goin'?
What's the deal tha--
Y-You're missin' the party.
Fionna, lighten up!
Look, I don't care if you're being a jerk to me
but nobody messes with Cake.
Oh, really?
Well, what if I just take her right now, you know?
Meep!
-What? -Unexpected!
Marshall!
[laughs]
[Fionna] Cake!
You want your Cake back?
Come... and... get her!
[gasps]
[skeletons roaring]
[beat-boxing]
[rapping] ♪ Did you think I was lying? ♪
♪ I said I'm evil without even trying ♪
♪ Already dead So I'm not scared of dying ♪
♪ Drinking the red From your heart in one sitting ♪
♪ You think you've got me pegged You must be kidding ♪
♪ I raise the dead up And they do my bidding ♪
♪ Girl, I'm a thousand years old I'm a riddle ♪
♪ Bad little boy Yes, I'm bad, but not little ♪
Uh-uh, boy, what are you thinking?
[grunting]
-[laughs evilly] -[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
-Fionna! -Cake!
Grab on to my little paws!
[both grunting]
-[groans] -[Fionna strains]
Marshall?
[screeching]
[groans]
Oh, this is bad, guys.
-This is really bad. -Marshall!
[sizzling]
Come on. You gotta be OK.
[laughs]
I think this is it for me, Fionna.
So, why don't you just admit it?
-You're in love with me. -[gasps]
I... I get that you flirt with me all the time
and it's funny and whatever
but you're doing that now?
What are you trying to do to my head?
You think I've got some little crush on you?
Well, for however long we've got left...
For once, drop it, you freak!
[gasps]
Faking it. Faking it.
OK, my shirt is, like, filled with cream puffs.
Oh, goodness.
Glob, Fionna.
You're like the realest person I've ever met.
Oh!
Oh, my cheek meat!
[laughs]
Quit clowning, Fionna.
Fionna?
-Fionna! -[Fionna punches Marshall again]
The end.
Oh, I love that one.
Oh, come on!
You guys got mad at me for a bad story?
I mean, it's cute, but that's not how they'd be.
[grunts]
Well, look, it might not be too late to polish this piece of...
Let's spitball some ideas.
Like, if Marshall Lee gets sick and dies.
But he's got a brother we didn't know about.
His name's Marshall Lee... Roy.
Boom! Shocker!
Ah...
I feel goose bumps.
I like how it is.
-Yeah, don't change it. -Yeah. It's good.
Everyone get out.
Maybe we could start a writing group or whatever.
[sighs]
I know you're out there somewhere.
I just haven't figured out how to get to you
but, believe me, I will.
I will.
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
[kid 1] Frederator.
[kid 2] This party is so crazy!