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玩咖

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嘿，老兄，兩杯伏特加湯尼

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沒問題

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謝了，這樣吧

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不用找錢了

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謝了，老兄

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超期待今晚的

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我也很期待喔，麥蒂森

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好大的胸器

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傑瑞米？

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不是，拍謝

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這明明就是你

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–是啦，但妳不是…
–麥蒂森？

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我就是

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開玩笑的啦

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你的表情好糗

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我當然不是她

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–我不是麥蒂森啦
–好加在

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我剛才差點就剉賽

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別介意哦

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不會啦

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見網友風險很高

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搞不好對方人醜心也醜

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–一點也沒錯
–是啊

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麥蒂森會來嗎？

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她不會來喔

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蛤？為什麼？

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她派我來看你是不是真心愛她

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很顯然不是，所以掰了

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等等啦

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我當然愛她

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跟她互傳簡訊一個月了耶

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我要她生下我的寶寶

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我也會付孩子的撫養費

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每兩個禮拜去見他們

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跟孩子們說聲嗨，給他們愛的抱抱

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我就是這麼愛她，我發誓

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你能愛她的天生殘缺嗎？

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當然囉

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她是大腦還是心理有毛病？

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她生下來咪咪就只有A罩杯

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–但她的照片…
–照騙啦

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全都是靠修圖修出來的啦

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還有塞雞柳條

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老實說，她只有AA罩杯

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有時候是AAA罩杯

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就跟手錶電池差不多大

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所以她才不想來見你

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除非要等到她去隆乳

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她要去隆乳？

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什麼時候？

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–一年後
–一年？

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果凍矽膠又不是長在樹上

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她得努力存錢

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需要多少錢？

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三百塊美金

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想要大一點就要五百塊

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好吧，這樣吧

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跟她說我給她五百塊

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我只要她快樂

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你真有佛心

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–我知道
–你用台灣Pay嗎？

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支付寶就行

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就是她！詐騙婊妹！

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快抓她！

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–反正我得換個環境
–她騙我錢！

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閃邊！給我讓開！

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我要把錢匯到哪？

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走吧！

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攔住那個胖妞！

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喂，妳！站住！

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快追上去！

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你讓她逃走了！

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至少我們沒給她五百塊錢，白痴

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塑感洋裝又立大功

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歡迎光臨法國，富豪遊樂場

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濱海博蒙，法國蔚藍海岸

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靠腰！

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快滾！法國妞超衰小！

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拜託除除腋毛

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快點發牌啊！

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抱歉，你沒賭金了

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去它的！

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等等，我有辦法

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用這個當賭金

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真的很漂亮

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但我不能收

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為什麼？

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謠言說…

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你都賤賣老婆的珠寶償還賭債

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那是不實的誹謗！

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威士忌

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不好意思喔

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紅色籌碼值多少錢？

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一千

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藍色的呢？

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五千

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我超愛有輪盤、小球和號碼的遊戲

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我都不會玩

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妳好

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你好

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我是馬蒂亞艾貝克馮

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妳是？

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–珍娜
–珍娜

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好迷人的名字

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妳是美國人？

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–對
–我是丹麥人

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就像丹麥麵包？

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對啊

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什麼把妳帶來南法？

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一架飛機

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我是說妳為什麼會來？

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嗯…

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我想揮霍一下

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我剛贏了大樂透

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哇，贏了多少？

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八千七百萬美金！

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哇哩咧！

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抱歉，我不會說歪國話

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珍娜

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我的褲襠有妳喜歡的東西

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–噁心
–別誤會

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這個

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這是我媽媽的手鐲

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–可以嗎？
–好啊

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可惜我得賣掉

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它讓我太想念她了

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這很值錢嗎？

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當然囉，50萬美金

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真是閃閃惹人愛

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算妳走運，我賣給妳

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太突然了吧，我…

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這些夠嗎？

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這值多少錢？

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那是杯墊

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可惜還不夠

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也許妳能用別的方法付錢

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我九點訂了位

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我也是

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我得維護我的名聲

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我也是

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我有男朋友

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我也有

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別動！

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濱海博蒙警局探長，起來

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好，我老婆派妳來的？

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妳收不收賄？

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不是你，是她

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–她被捕了
–蝦米？

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她偷走這個可憐老人的籌碼

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這女的是國際大騙術家

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不，她只是個美國傻妞

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並不是

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她引誘這個男人

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答應私下替他表演高難度體操動作

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拿去

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把手鐲還回來

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專家才會辨識假貨

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或是他老婆

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艾伯特，謝謝你…

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所做的一切

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好樣的，布莉姬，那個凱子超好騙

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妳也老是說…

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永遠騙不了老實的男人

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蘇黎世有個買家，過幾天再見

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拍謝，借過

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我要點菲力牛排

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非常好，先生

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這位子有人坐嗎？

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我餓扁了

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吃得下一個三層起司漢堡

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或是…

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我只想要一杯水

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–就這樣，女士？
–就這樣

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我自己拿糖包來吃

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免錢的，對吧？

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–對
–好耶

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這樣就能吃飽

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錢要省著用，我得即刻救援我老妹

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這就是她

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–那是妳老妹？
–繼妹

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不過我們就像親姊妹

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–她怎麼了？
–她被抓走了

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–抓走？像是…
–像是…

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被壞蛋抓去賣給遊艇上的億萬富豪

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–真假？
–靠腰的是…

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她朋友蒂芬妮才是個婊子

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蒂芬妮是婊子？

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我把壞蛋打趴，他們說…

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“明天要拍賣頂級澳洲辣妹”

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形容的就是我老妹

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–對吧？
–對

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我得登上遊艇把她買回來

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我很同情妳的處境

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–想點什麼儘管點
–不行啦

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–不行嗎？
–不行

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–拜託了
–不行啦

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拜託，我堅持

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來份總匯三明治和一份薯條

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一份炸洋蔥圈

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雞尾酒蝦沙拉，好吃嗎？新鮮嗎？

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本日例湯是什麼？冷湯很噁喔

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超噁心，誰會喝啊？

204
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來一份凱撒沙拉

205
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再來兩塊蛋糕

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–你要吃蛋糕嗎？
–不了

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那就來三塊蛋糕和一杯健怡可樂

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謝謝你

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這裡可以嗎，小姐？

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還可以

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容我再為經濟車廂閃爍的燈光致歉

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癲癇症真的很要命

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謝謝你

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–嘿
–妳好

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抱歉，我聽到妳在餐車的對話

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辛苦妳了

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妳妹妹真可憐

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她不會有事

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請問妳妹妹被抓走多久了？

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聽好…

221
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我是喬瑟芬柴斯特菲德

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潘妮賴斯特

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幸會了

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安怎？

225
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我們還要坐很久的火車

226
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妳又是那種愛問的女生

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我就直說了

228
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我根本沒有妹妹

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妳是說你騙了那個男人？

230
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我不想大聲說

231
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我是個騙徒

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專門騙男人

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可是他對妳很好，還請妳吃飯

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因為我給他看辣妹照片

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女人也有感覺

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像是同情心或憐憫心

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還有別的感覺

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臭男人看到就會剝削女人

239
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,544
我會這麼做是因為…

240
00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:41,797
女人要堅強，翻轉男女關係

241
00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:43,924
換我剝削男人

242
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,552
妳這一行有很多女人嗎？

243
00:13:46,635 --> 00:13:48,512
團結力量大，對吧？

244
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,515
像我這種等級的沒有

245
00:13:51,682 --> 00:13:53,433
看得出來

246
00:13:53,892 --> 00:13:55,310
當然還有美杜莎

247
00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:57,896
–喔？
–她是元老級女騙徒

248
00:13:58,063 --> 00:14:01,316
她只要看一眼，就能凍結男人的資產

249
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:02,901
是喔

250
00:14:03,652 --> 00:14:06,363
妳真的讓我大開眼界

251
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,990
妳現在要去哪？

252
00:14:08,073 --> 00:14:10,200
地中海岸的一個小鎮

253
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:11,451
濱海博蒙

254
00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:14,288
聽說那裡到處都是好野男人

255
00:14:14,663 --> 00:14:18,709
妳聽錯了，我就住在濱海博蒙

256
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,878
那裡是女同志大本營

257
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,962
真假？

258
00:14:22,045 --> 00:14:24,381
妳還是一路坐到芬諾港比較好

259
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:28,343
也許我能詐騙女人，只是不知道…

260
00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:30,095
我可以試試看

261
00:14:30,345 --> 00:14:32,389
妳不是只剝削男人嗎？

262
00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:35,475
潘妮？

263
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,561
拍謝，妳…拍謝

264
00:14:37,728 --> 00:14:40,439
我剛才在玩手遊

265
00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:42,316
當然了

266
00:14:42,691 --> 00:14:45,569
我得告訴同志媽媽們我幾點會到

267
00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:46,737
惦惦啦

268
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,208
–妳有車嗎？
–有

269
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,752
讚喔，我能搭妳便車嗎？

270
00:15:01,919 --> 00:15:02,920
怎麼了？

271
00:15:03,045 --> 00:15:04,129
妳要走了嗎？

272
00:15:04,296 --> 00:15:05,923
是啊，掰了

273
00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:10,761
潘妮？

274
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,305
妳說芬諾港是下一站？

275
00:15:13,388 --> 00:15:16,266
唷，芬諾港會嗨翻天！

276
00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:20,646
蝦米？

277
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,273
我不知道你說什麼

278
00:15:23,649 --> 00:15:24,983
但答案是好喔

279
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:51,802
昨晚怎樣？

280
00:15:51,969 --> 00:15:53,720
我臨時只能這樣安排

281
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:56,390
尚恩和小法國棒很完美

282
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,183
為什麼要找他們？

283
00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:02,354
我遇到一個自以為是騙徒的傻妞

284
00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:04,273
她肯定鬥不過妳

285
00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:06,483
還是小心為妙，布莉姬

286
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,653
射殺兔子會把大獵物嚇走

287
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:10,904
話說…

288
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:14,950
下一個對象是葛雷格葛果斯基

289
00:16:15,117 --> 00:16:16,910
辦公用品大亨

290
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,537
結過四次婚

291
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:20,455
真是個愛情浪子

292
00:16:20,622 --> 00:16:24,960
他應該…現在就會到

293
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:33,886
他身邊的人是誰？

294
00:16:33,969 --> 00:16:37,222
妳一定要救出妳的處女妹妹

295
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:41,602
對啊，她被破苞以後就不值錢了

296
00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:42,936
布莉姬

297
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,438
立馬搞定

298
00:16:45,189 --> 00:16:50,569
葛雷格，這筆錢真的是救命錢

299
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,862
催落去，馬賽！

300
00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:55,741
我在飛耶！

301
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,285
噢，靠

302
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,896
來吧，再來一次

303
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:41,994
你要告她嗎？

304
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,124
她老妹大概不是處女

305
00:17:55,259 --> 00:17:57,052
錢是他給我的

306
00:17:57,219 --> 00:17:59,263
我到底犯了什麼法？

307
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:08,689
子宮收縮

308
00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,442
壓力對肚子裡的寶寶不好

309
00:18:13,235 --> 00:18:14,653
我的小寶貝

310
00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:19,616
濱海博蒙是個關係緊密的小鎮

311
00:18:19,783 --> 00:18:21,869
我們不歡迎妳這種人

312
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,036
蝦米？

313
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:25,998
對啦，沒錯

314
00:18:26,081 --> 00:18:29,042
我聽說過妳們這個拉拉小鎮

315
00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:32,838
所以我才會來這兒

316
00:18:34,798 --> 00:18:38,177
做一些大膽的嘗試

317
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,386
妳瞭的嘛

318
00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:49,188
不對，我舔錯了

319
00:18:50,314 --> 00:18:51,315
探長？

320
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,443
能不能用別的辦法解決問題？

321
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,322
就咱們兩個女生？

322
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,328
我不跟孕婦約會

323
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,418
等等，我在這兒有熟人

324
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:13,545
妳在濱海博蒙有朋友？

325
00:19:13,629 --> 00:19:15,422
對啊，妳一定也認識她

326
00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:18,008
她是個超有錢的大咖

327
00:19:18,175 --> 00:19:20,886
長得像喪屍，只是更死氣沉沉

328
00:19:21,053 --> 00:19:22,804
她會狠狠教訓妳

329
00:19:22,971 --> 00:19:24,181
我明白了

330
00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:25,849
她叫什麼名字？

331
00:19:26,016 --> 00:19:27,017
她的名字是…

332
00:19:29,311 --> 00:19:31,480
喬安娜

333
00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:33,148
蕾吉娜

334
00:19:33,815 --> 00:19:36,527
蕾吉娜查爾斯頓

335
00:19:37,569 --> 00:19:40,113
是夏綠特…

336
00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,699
潘伯頓

337
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,494
是潘蜜拉，波妮拉

338
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,121
潘蒂西蒙斯

339
00:19:48,372 --> 00:19:49,790
不對，是…

340
00:19:50,332 --> 00:19:51,834
珍娜麥斯菲德

341
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:53,460
夏綠特喬芬森

342
00:19:53,752 --> 00:19:54,878
喬瑟芬柴斯特菲德？

343
00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:56,463
對，就是她

344
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,298
妳應該打給她

345
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,967
快打給她呀

346
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:03,637
快叫她來救我，拜託！

347
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,728
潘妮，對妳的指控不嚴重

348
00:20:12,187 --> 00:20:16,066
但狄賈登探長這是為了保護妳

349
00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:18,110
誰怕誰？

350
00:20:18,527 --> 00:20:21,405
妳詐騙的人是俄羅斯黑幫大哥

351
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,489
慘了

352
00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:24,616
妳被放走就死定了

353
00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:25,826
或是生不如死

354
00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,244
一定有別的辦法！

355
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:28,495
等一下

356
00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:33,125
晚飯要吃什麼？

357
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:35,794
我想吃凱撒沙拉

358
00:20:35,878 --> 00:20:38,589
凱撒沙拉

359
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:44,595
妳身上有什麼流動資產？

360
00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:49,975
我的包包應該有小罐潤滑液

361
00:20:50,142 --> 00:20:51,310
水蜜桃口味

362
00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:54,479
現金啦，妳身上有多少現金？

363
00:20:54,646 --> 00:20:58,984
一或八…對，八千塊美金

364
00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:01,737
可能夠妳搭機離開，但妳得保證…

365
00:21:01,820 --> 00:21:04,489
在任何情況下，絕對不能…

366
00:21:04,656 --> 00:21:06,533
再回到濱海博蒙

367
00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:08,076
永遠都不能

368
00:21:08,243 --> 00:21:09,286
打勾勾保證

369
00:21:09,453 --> 00:21:10,454
撐著點，潘妮

370
00:21:10,621 --> 00:21:12,873
惡夢就快結束了

371
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,085
嘿，聽著

372
00:21:17,169 --> 00:21:19,505
我們見面時我有點婊

373
00:21:20,088 --> 00:21:21,965
我也在妳背後說妳壞話

374
00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:23,759
還PO了這個

375
00:21:23,842 --> 00:21:25,969
火車婊子

376
00:21:26,678 --> 00:21:28,889
不過妳幫我弄出獄

377
00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:31,558
妳真是人美心更美

378
00:21:33,894 --> 00:21:35,896
盡量低調一點

379
00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:37,439
我知道很難

380
00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:40,776
但妳不能被葛雷格的打手看到

381
00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:51,662
我不懂妳在說蝦毀

382
00:21:52,246 --> 00:21:56,291
各位先生女士，這是最後登機廣播

383
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,919
唷，我只想跟妳們鬥陣作伙

384
00:22:12,182 --> 00:22:14,560
到洗手間找我

385
00:22:31,743 --> 00:22:32,744
嘿

386
00:22:34,705 --> 00:22:36,498
老兄！你在幹…

387
00:22:36,665 --> 00:22:39,042
你不能從後面偷襲女生啦！

388
00:22:42,588 --> 00:22:44,464
你不是我的菜

389
00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:48,677
不過機長在忙，所以…

390
00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:56,351
速戰速決吧

391
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,061
應該就快送餐點了

392
00:22:58,228 --> 00:22:59,521
–在哪裡？
–蝦米？

393
00:22:59,688 --> 00:23:00,689
在哪裡？

394
00:23:01,231 --> 00:23:02,274
喂

395
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:05,194
納粹咕嚕，講話清楚一點

396
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,862
–在哪裡？
–蝦米？

397
00:23:07,029 --> 00:23:09,823
我看到妳在機場跟她講話

398
00:23:10,157 --> 00:23:11,158
喬瑟芬？

399
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,492
那是她的真名？

400
00:23:12,618 --> 00:23:13,619
妳跟她是同夥嗎？

401
00:23:14,369 --> 00:23:16,955
不是，也許那個女探長是

402
00:23:17,122 --> 00:23:18,415
她們也許只是閨蜜

403
00:23:18,582 --> 00:23:20,083
不曉得，這年頭很難說

404
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,585
女探長也有參一腳？

405
00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:22,711
參什麼一腳？

406
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:23,921
詐騙行動啊！

407
00:23:25,589 --> 00:23:27,424
她騙走我老婆的鑽石手鐲

408
00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,635
價值50萬耶！

409
00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:32,513
哇哩咧

410
00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,473
害我老婆要跟我離婚

411
00:23:35,182 --> 00:23:36,517
妳到底是不是跟她同夥？

412
00:23:37,017 --> 00:23:38,143
不是啦

413
00:23:40,979 --> 00:23:44,316
我替ASSES（屁眼諧音）工作

414
00:23:44,441 --> 00:23:45,442
啥米？

415
00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:47,694
你沒聽過嗎？

416
00:23:47,778 --> 00:23:52,574
澳洲國家安全服務…

417
00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:55,786
情報間諜局

418
00:23:56,578 --> 00:23:57,621
妳是說ASIO吧？

419
00:23:57,788 --> 00:23:58,789
不是

420
00:23:59,081 --> 00:24:00,249
他們是一堆爛人

421
00:24:00,415 --> 00:24:01,416
ASSES

422
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:02,668
那裡很夯哦

423
00:24:02,835 --> 00:24:04,670
我查得很深入

424
00:24:04,837 --> 00:24:06,547
正試著把她逮捕歸案

425
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:07,631
很好

426
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,383
–是啊
–我能幫什麼忙？

427
00:24:09,675 --> 00:24:10,676
這個嘛…

428
00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:13,595
我們可以先嘿咻

429
00:24:13,846 --> 00:24:15,013
算是臥底行動

430
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:24,231
笑什麼笑？

431
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,692
我可是有標準的

432
00:24:27,025 --> 00:24:28,110
我也有

433
00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:29,611
我得打個盹

434
00:24:29,778 --> 00:24:31,280
我也是

435
00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:35,075
我有很多性病

436
00:24:37,995 --> 00:24:39,288
我也有

437
00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:48,881
洗手間，有人使用／無人使用

438
00:24:56,305 --> 00:24:59,183
各位乘客，請繫好安全帶

439
00:24:59,349 --> 00:25:02,686
我們正遇到一些亂流

440
00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:38,722
我的屁屁超痛！

441
00:25:40,265 --> 00:25:42,392
靠腰！好吧

442
00:25:46,146 --> 00:25:47,147
沒錯

443
00:25:47,606 --> 00:25:48,815
我要吐了

444
00:25:50,776 --> 00:25:52,361
我得忍住

445
00:25:53,028 --> 00:25:55,239
–潘妮
–哈囉，珍娜

446
00:25:55,656 --> 00:25:56,990
或者應該說…

447
00:25:57,866 --> 00:25:59,034
美杜莎？

448
00:26:00,577 --> 00:26:02,204
我不是美杜莎

449
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:03,330
真假？

450
00:26:03,455 --> 00:26:05,624
管家，把這拿去臥房

451
00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:16,009
我得借用牙刷、緊身褲和丁字褲

452
00:26:16,176 --> 00:26:18,011
–約會丁字褲
–有問題嗎？

453
00:26:19,346 --> 00:26:22,391
女漢子探長也跟妳同夥？

454
00:26:22,558 --> 00:26:25,102
全都是大騙術家？

455
00:26:25,686 --> 00:26:27,855
沒事，妳和艾伯特可以走了

456
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:29,022
是啊

457
00:26:29,147 --> 00:26:30,148
掰了，姊妹

458
00:26:30,357 --> 00:26:32,359
我會在泳池邊吃午餐

459
00:26:32,526 --> 00:26:34,403
先說一聲，我有沙拉不耐症

460
00:26:35,946 --> 00:26:37,114
妳想要什麼，潘妮？

461
00:26:37,281 --> 00:26:38,615
我要這一切！

462
00:26:38,782 --> 00:26:40,576
看看這地方！

463
00:26:40,742 --> 00:26:43,453
我遇到妳才知道自己有多小咖

464
00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:45,497
教我當甜心寶貝的招術

465
00:26:45,664 --> 00:26:46,665
把我變成…

466
00:26:46,790 --> 00:26:48,500
一個更高竿…

467
00:26:48,876 --> 00:26:50,085
更有錢的人

468
00:26:50,669 --> 00:26:51,670
我為什麼要這麼做？

469
00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:52,880
因為誰曉得？

470
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,882
我可以當妳的最佳詐騙夥伴

471
00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:56,967
–不了，我是獨行俠
–拜託

472
00:26:57,134 --> 00:27:00,262
金剛芭比和老肯尼咧？

473
00:27:00,429 --> 00:27:01,680
他們是員工

474
00:27:02,973 --> 00:27:04,433
好吧，我瞭了

475
00:27:07,019 --> 00:27:10,063
不過像我這種厚臉皮女生

476
00:27:10,230 --> 00:27:12,941
會讓妳的生活很不舒服

477
00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:14,610
就像得了疱疹

478
00:27:14,776 --> 00:27:17,154
下點猛藥妳就會消失

479
00:27:17,321 --> 00:27:19,823
妳知道疱疹不會消失的吧？

480
00:27:20,616 --> 00:27:21,867
不會嗎？

481
00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:24,620
不會

482
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,958
妳在這裡已經落地生根

483
00:27:30,125 --> 00:27:33,128
要是被國際刑警逮到就可惜了

484
00:27:34,171 --> 00:27:35,631
打一通電話就搞定

485
00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:44,932
喂，國際刑警？

486
00:27:45,057 --> 00:27:46,141
告訴我，潘妮

487
00:27:48,352 --> 00:27:51,104
為什麼女人比男人更適合當騙徒？

488
00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:54,274
因為我們習慣假裝一切？

489
00:27:55,234 --> 00:27:57,861
是因為一個普世真理

490
00:27:58,695 --> 00:28:01,823
男人都不相信女人比較聰明

491
00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:05,285
我們永遠都被瞧不起

492
00:28:05,452 --> 00:28:07,287
所以要擅用這一點

493
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,831
所以妳會教我囉？

494
00:28:09,998 --> 00:28:11,083
我已經在教妳了

495
00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:12,251
好耶！

496
00:28:12,376 --> 00:28:14,169
等等，妳剛才說什麼？

497
00:28:14,419 --> 00:28:16,672
妳對著大海講話，我聽不見

498
00:28:18,423 --> 00:28:19,883
男人都想要什麼？

499
00:28:20,384 --> 00:28:22,177
–咪咪
–不對

500
00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:23,345
從後面來

501
00:28:24,471 --> 00:28:25,472
從前面來

502
00:28:25,639 --> 00:28:26,974
肛交或是3P

503
00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,433
答案到底是什麼？

504
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,394
男人都想當英雄

505
00:28:30,561 --> 00:28:33,689
脆弱的女人最得男人疼

506
00:28:33,772 --> 00:28:34,773
看好囉

507
00:28:41,613 --> 00:28:44,449
哇塞，妳可以說哭就哭耶

508
00:28:44,616 --> 00:28:46,869
還能讓淚水留在下眼瞼

509
00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:50,080
能讓淚水流下臉頰嗎？

510
00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:53,834
好吧

511
00:28:53,959 --> 00:28:55,794
但妳能讓眼淚倒流嗎？

512
00:28:57,671 --> 00:28:58,672
妳試試看

513
00:28:58,839 --> 00:28:59,840
好吧

514
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,601
–妳是便秘了嗎？
–沒有

515
00:29:10,767 --> 00:29:13,270
幹嘛大費周章？妳是辣妹就夠了

516
00:29:13,437 --> 00:29:14,438
並不夠

517
00:29:14,563 --> 00:29:15,814
辣妹不是一種職業

518
00:29:15,981 --> 00:29:17,733
只能收到小禮物

519
00:29:17,941 --> 00:29:19,568
而且得用別的方法付出

520
00:29:20,777 --> 00:29:22,362
嘿咻呀，潘妮

521
00:29:22,946 --> 00:29:25,032
第二課，做功課

522
00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:29,036
白馬王子只需要英雄救美招數

523
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:32,039
假裝溺水再讓對方嘴對嘴人工呼吸

524
00:29:32,247 --> 00:29:35,042
度假臭屁男

525
00:29:35,584 --> 00:29:37,002
只想向朋友炫耀

526
00:29:37,169 --> 00:29:40,339
但要小心，他會上網PO文

527
00:29:41,965 --> 00:29:42,966
搞什麼…

528
00:29:43,342 --> 00:29:44,343
為什麼…

529
00:29:45,385 --> 00:29:46,386
頭好痛！

530
00:29:47,346 --> 00:29:50,098
最後妳得隨時準備好應付一切

531
00:31:10,179 --> 00:31:11,597
一、二…

532
00:31:11,889 --> 00:31:12,973
驚喜！

533
00:31:14,683 --> 00:31:16,852
哈囉，你好嗎？

534
00:31:16,977 --> 00:31:19,813
這場派對很讚吧？

535
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:20,981
我知道

536
00:31:21,356 --> 00:31:23,233
我有七棟房子

537
00:31:33,076 --> 00:31:34,119
她出師了

538
00:31:34,286 --> 00:31:35,537
我出師了？

539
00:31:35,704 --> 00:31:36,705
好耶！

540
00:31:47,674 --> 00:31:48,759
我覺得不妥

541
00:31:49,218 --> 00:31:51,303
她代表妳厭惡的一切

542
00:31:52,971 --> 00:31:57,851
採石場的水位比往年高很多

543
00:31:57,976 --> 00:32:00,270
到春天才會發現她的屍體

544
00:32:00,437 --> 00:32:01,939
妳只要下令…

545
00:32:02,022 --> 00:32:04,775
不要也行，妳不會被扯下水

546
00:32:04,983 --> 00:32:07,361
反正我會做掉她

547
00:32:07,528 --> 00:32:08,529
胡說八道

548
00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:12,407
好好帶她來才能好好送她走

549
00:32:12,574 --> 00:32:13,909
那是格殺令嗎？

550
00:32:13,992 --> 00:32:14,993
好好送她走？

551
00:32:15,077 --> 00:32:17,287
相信我，不會有事的

552
00:32:17,538 --> 00:32:20,916
有了她，我們終於能用魔戒大絕招

553
00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:24,920
妳真的認為她做得來？

554
00:32:25,254 --> 00:32:27,005
第一個凱子是誰？

555
00:32:28,674 --> 00:32:29,675
喔，霍華

556
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,802
我不能嫁給你

557
00:32:35,931 --> 00:32:38,642
冷靜點，杯子蛋糕

558
00:32:39,351 --> 00:32:43,605
有什麼霍華貝肯解決不了的大問題？

559
00:32:44,147 --> 00:32:46,984
你怎麼能娶地位比你低的女人？

560
00:32:48,151 --> 00:32:50,028
妳在說什麼，小餅乾？

561
00:32:50,195 --> 00:32:53,073
妳是英國王位第63順位繼承人

562
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,451
我知道，但我破產了

563
00:32:56,618 --> 00:32:58,704
只剩下公主頭銜

564
00:32:59,121 --> 00:33:02,207
喔，霍華，你認為我是個…

565
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:04,418
拜金女嗎？

566
00:33:07,462 --> 00:33:09,923
喔，花生醬巧克力

567
00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:11,091
聽我說

568
00:33:11,216 --> 00:33:13,969
我們要結婚，飛回沃斯堡

569
00:33:14,136 --> 00:33:15,762
把妳介紹給我的球友

570
00:33:15,929 --> 00:33:19,850
等我競選參議員，妳就能陪在我身邊

571
00:33:19,975 --> 00:33:22,227
又美麗又安靜

572
00:33:22,394 --> 00:33:25,355
妳不會傷我的心吧，小糖果？

573
00:33:26,023 --> 00:33:27,608
喔，霍華

574
00:33:27,816 --> 00:33:30,527
我抗拒不了你用甜食叫我

575
00:33:31,737 --> 00:33:35,782
我只擔心德州的濕度會影響妳的髮質

576
00:33:35,949 --> 00:33:38,452
我的頭髮在任何天氣都美美的

577
00:33:38,619 --> 00:33:40,829
荷譚絲最愛濕熱天氣了

578
00:33:41,246 --> 00:33:42,247
荷譚絲？

579
00:33:42,414 --> 00:33:44,833
我妹妹，我沒提過她嗎？

580
00:33:45,542 --> 00:33:47,961
我不能把她丟下來

581
00:33:49,713 --> 00:33:53,300
妳是說我會娶兩個公主回家？

582
00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:54,676
你想見她嗎？

583
00:33:54,843 --> 00:33:56,053
帶路吧

584
00:33:56,887 --> 00:34:00,891
我甜美的妹妹比我更有皇室氣質

585
00:34:01,058 --> 00:34:04,353
荷譚絲比我高貴太多了

586
00:34:05,437 --> 00:34:07,439
蔚藍海岸沒有私人沙灘

587
00:34:07,731 --> 00:34:11,360
但只要豎立“有毒廢料”標示牌就行了

588
00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,028
奶奶真聰明

589
00:34:14,488 --> 00:34:15,614
妳妹妹住在那裡面？

590
00:34:16,198 --> 00:34:19,284
對，她舒服的城堡要塞

591
00:34:23,247 --> 00:34:24,248
這裡

592
00:34:24,831 --> 00:34:26,333
你有打過破傷風疫苗吧？

593
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,501
蝦米？

594
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,712
每個皇室家族都會出敗類

595
00:34:30,796 --> 00:34:32,589
但荷譚絲和我不是

596
00:34:32,756 --> 00:34:35,967
葛楚奶奶把我們調教成淑女

597
00:34:36,217 --> 00:34:38,594
只是我們很普通，很無趣

598
00:34:38,762 --> 00:34:41,889
記住，千萬不能背對她

599
00:34:42,306 --> 00:34:43,725
因為她是公主？

600
00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:45,811
可以這麼說

601
00:34:46,061 --> 00:34:47,062
到了

602
00:34:47,228 --> 00:34:49,481
荷譚絲，我帶客人來囉

603
00:34:49,648 --> 00:34:50,983
不知道她躲在哪兒

604
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,318
別害羞

605
00:34:54,069 --> 00:34:55,070
有了

606
00:34:57,114 --> 00:34:59,658
也許她的子民能讓她出來

607
00:35:10,502 --> 00:35:11,545
她在那兒

608
00:35:11,712 --> 00:35:14,005
我唯一在世的親人

609
00:35:14,172 --> 00:35:15,424
去見見她吧

610
00:35:21,429 --> 00:35:26,143
諾桑伯頓薩克斯哈斯堡家族荷譚絲公主

611
00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:29,897
容我向妳介紹霍華貝肯

612
00:35:35,569 --> 00:35:36,570
女士…公主殿下

613
00:35:36,737 --> 00:35:40,908
貝肯爵士，歡迎來到汝之王國

614
00:35:41,116 --> 00:35:42,993
我有食物給你的僕役

615
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,662
也有飲水給你的馬匹和妓女

616
00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:47,289
荷譚絲

617
00:35:47,456 --> 00:35:49,791
她知道你沒有養馬

618
00:35:50,209 --> 00:35:52,169
露克霞，快倒蜂蜜酒

619
00:35:56,548 --> 00:35:59,384
露克霞，別在客人面前害我丟臉

620
00:35:59,468 --> 00:36:01,678
我們要慶祝，親愛的妹妹

621
00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:03,514
我帶來好消息

622
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,350
我和霍華要結婚了

623
00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:08,268
真假？

624
00:36:10,771 --> 00:36:12,689
妳和你？

625
00:36:12,856 --> 00:36:13,899
荷譚絲

626
00:36:16,443 --> 00:36:19,071
荷譚絲，別丟掉王冠

627
00:36:20,948 --> 00:36:23,742
用說的，別亂丟傳家寶

628
00:36:24,701 --> 00:36:25,702
拍謝

629
00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:31,708
為什麼？

630
00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:33,752
我知道她在不爽什麼

631
00:36:33,836 --> 00:36:35,045
死吧！不！

632
00:36:35,212 --> 00:36:38,841
別煩惱，我不會把妳丟下來

633
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,635
妳、霍華和我

634
00:36:41,802 --> 00:36:45,180
要去德州住在一起

635
00:36:45,305 --> 00:36:46,306
德州？

636
00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:47,391
好耶！

637
00:36:48,016 --> 00:36:50,727
我要跳鋼管舞慶祝

638
00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:58,443
答應我，要是我有個萬一

639
00:36:58,902 --> 00:37:00,571
你會好好照顧她

640
00:37:02,114 --> 00:37:03,282
我要行使初夜權

641
00:37:03,365 --> 00:37:04,366
沒問題

642
00:37:04,449 --> 00:37:06,910
這會是一場傳統的盛大婚禮

643
00:37:06,994 --> 00:37:07,995
初夜權

644
00:37:08,161 --> 00:37:10,372
初夜權！

645
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:13,959
初夜權是什麼？

646
00:37:15,210 --> 00:37:17,588
長女婚後初夜之後

647
00:37:17,754 --> 00:37:20,048
次女就有神聖的權力

648
00:37:20,215 --> 00:37:22,718
可以跟新郎上床或和他決鬥

649
00:37:22,885 --> 00:37:25,846
評審團會替你的表現打分

650
00:37:25,929 --> 00:37:27,681
你不介意吧，親愛的？

651
00:37:27,806 --> 00:37:32,394
次女只能撿人剩

652
00:37:32,561 --> 00:37:38,233
不然你就死

653
00:37:38,692 --> 00:37:40,819
馬芬蛋糕，婚禮取消了

654
00:37:41,236 --> 00:37:42,946
可是霍華！鑽戒！

655
00:37:43,113 --> 00:37:44,114
留著吧！

656
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,754
安立奎，你剛剛說

657
00:37:58,921 --> 00:38:02,674
雖然你移民到美國賺了大錢

658
00:38:02,841 --> 00:38:06,762
卻認為該禁止瓜地馬拉人去棕櫚灘？

659
00:38:06,887 --> 00:38:07,888
對，我相信…

660
00:38:08,013 --> 00:38:10,182
姊姊…

661
00:38:10,349 --> 00:38:12,226
荷譚絲！有點禮貌！

662
00:38:12,392 --> 00:38:14,269
在客人面前不能亂來

663
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,729
對不起

664
00:38:16,522 --> 00:38:19,566
抱歉打擾，我能去便所嗎？

665
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:20,943
當然囉，小斑鳩

666
00:38:21,109 --> 00:38:22,236
謝謝妳

667
00:38:22,861 --> 00:38:25,948
好心的先生，你能幫我脫嗎？

668
00:38:28,492 --> 00:38:30,035
鎖頭生鏽了

669
00:38:30,202 --> 00:38:31,203
荷譚絲！

670
00:38:31,370 --> 00:38:35,249
我明明不准妳穿貞操內褲進泳池

671
00:38:35,332 --> 00:38:37,709
艾伯特，她又犯傻了

672
00:38:39,294 --> 00:38:40,504
別用噴槍！

673
00:38:52,391 --> 00:38:54,351
放賤民出來

674
00:38:54,434 --> 00:38:56,228
她是說雉雞，對吧？

675
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,604
當然不是

676
00:38:57,896 --> 00:39:00,440
放心，她的槍法很爛

677
00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,986
看這裡！

678
00:39:05,863 --> 00:39:06,864
瞧？

679
00:39:15,163 --> 00:39:16,540
那真是見鬼了

680
00:39:24,381 --> 00:39:26,508
布莉姬，妳的兩萬

681
00:39:26,675 --> 00:39:28,177
妳越來越美了，布姬

682
00:39:28,343 --> 00:39:29,720
艾伯特，你的十萬

683
00:39:29,887 --> 00:39:31,471
我還是不會上你

684
00:39:32,890 --> 00:39:34,141
謝謝大家

685
00:39:36,602 --> 00:39:38,020
搞什麼東東？

686
00:39:38,187 --> 00:39:39,563
我的錢咧？

687
00:39:39,646 --> 00:39:40,647
我那一份咧？

688
00:39:40,731 --> 00:39:42,149
我的一大疊鈔票…

689
00:39:42,941 --> 00:39:44,693
到底在哪裡？

690
00:39:45,777 --> 00:39:49,072
學生畢業後才能賺錢

691
00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:51,450
什麼時候？

692
00:39:52,367 --> 00:39:54,953
我賣命演出起肖公主荷譚絲

693
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,789
妳卻很開心不必跟人上床

694
00:39:57,956 --> 00:39:59,625
潘妮，妳有多少錢？

695
00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:00,792
說實話

696
00:40:02,503 --> 00:40:04,004
50萬美金

697
00:40:04,838 --> 00:40:05,839
好樣的

698
00:40:05,964 --> 00:40:07,716
小小的積蓄

699
00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:09,259
我猜全都是現金？

700
00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:12,137
比特幣，怎麼？妳有多少錢？

701
00:40:13,263 --> 00:40:17,184
資產加現金，2千8百32萬美金

702
00:40:18,852 --> 00:40:21,230
我不知道資產要算進去

703
00:40:21,396 --> 00:40:22,981
那樣的話，我有…

704
00:40:23,148 --> 00:40:24,483
還是50萬

705
00:40:24,942 --> 00:40:26,944
妳知道我是怎麼存到的嗎？

706
00:40:27,110 --> 00:40:29,363
聰明的投資

707
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:31,114
妳就是我的投資，潘妮

708
00:40:31,281 --> 00:40:33,825
我有足夠的利潤才能分妳錢

709
00:40:34,284 --> 00:40:37,329
妳沒有我就沒有任何利潤，好唄？

710
00:40:37,412 --> 00:40:39,498
拜託，我們是好搭檔

711
00:40:39,581 --> 00:40:41,875
妳想跟我一樣，就得…

712
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,377
我不想跟妳一樣

713
00:40:43,544 --> 00:40:45,128
我為什麼要跟妳一樣？

714
00:40:45,295 --> 00:40:49,925
我不想當一個像陰間大法師的魯蛇

715
00:40:50,592 --> 00:40:51,969
拍謝，茱麗安德魯絲打來

716
00:40:52,135 --> 00:40:53,804
她要向妳要回她的英國口音

717
00:40:53,971 --> 00:40:56,098
我們都知道妳來自威斯康辛州

718
00:40:56,265 --> 00:40:58,851
妳住在這棟豪宅邊吃沙拉

719
00:40:59,017 --> 00:41:02,604
邊喝不會讓妳喝茫的酒

720
00:41:02,771 --> 00:41:04,064
而且妳老愛說…

721
00:41:04,231 --> 00:41:09,403
我最好看看我的納斯卡指數股票

722
00:41:09,611 --> 00:41:10,821
喔，等等

723
00:41:10,988 --> 00:41:14,199
讓我再蒐集一個小男孩頭像

724
00:41:14,408 --> 00:41:18,203
或是另一個恐龍陰蒂

725
00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:20,706
或是這個小雕像…

726
00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:22,040
牠是活的

727
00:41:22,207 --> 00:41:24,960
那是馬達加斯加七彩變色龍

728
00:41:25,252 --> 00:41:27,004
碩果僅存的一隻

729
00:41:28,088 --> 00:41:29,131
是嗎？

730
00:41:29,298 --> 00:41:30,340
就跟妳一樣

731
00:41:30,507 --> 00:41:31,925
妳知道嗎，小喬？

732
00:41:32,092 --> 00:41:34,052
我才不鳥妳是這行的傳奇人物

733
00:41:34,219 --> 00:41:36,430
妳不付我應有的工資

734
00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:37,598
我就走人！

735
00:41:37,723 --> 00:41:39,183
去妳的，美杜莎！

736
00:41:39,349 --> 00:41:41,018
我不是美杜莎

737
00:41:44,897 --> 00:41:47,191
她走了

738
00:42:17,346 --> 00:42:19,181
妳沒事吧，小姐？

739
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,934
這裡有醫生嗎？

740
00:42:22,351 --> 00:42:24,269
來人啊，幫幫忙

741
00:42:24,436 --> 00:42:25,437
中風的徵狀是什麼？

742
00:42:25,604 --> 00:42:27,356
我的咪咪沒感覺

743
00:42:29,733 --> 00:42:30,901
見鬼了

744
00:42:31,818 --> 00:42:33,153
妳沒事吧，小姐？

745
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,404
妳沒事吧？

746
00:42:34,571 --> 00:42:36,949
她沒事，對吧，老妹？

747
00:42:40,869 --> 00:42:43,872
對，我感覺好多了

748
00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:46,834
好棒棒，老妹，來吧

749
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,544
來，我們扶妳起來

750
00:42:48,710 --> 00:42:49,837
–好
–別擔心

751
00:42:50,003 --> 00:42:51,088
只是打了個大飽嗝

752
00:42:51,255 --> 00:42:52,923
–享受陽光
–我的榮幸

753
00:42:53,549 --> 00:42:55,509
–怎樣？
–我以為妳走了

754
00:42:55,676 --> 00:42:57,553
是啊，可是後來…

755
00:42:58,095 --> 00:43:01,098
我覺得這地方超讚的

756
00:43:02,057 --> 00:43:06,812
濱海博蒙容不下兩個詐騙女神

757
00:43:07,312 --> 00:43:08,897
我不苟同

758
00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:11,817
這裡是我的家

759
00:43:12,025 --> 00:43:14,236
我工作的地方

760
00:43:14,528 --> 00:43:16,864
妳只會破壞我的好事

761
00:43:17,030 --> 00:43:20,659
妳對我的生活倒是沒什麼影響

762
00:43:20,826 --> 00:43:22,411
快滾，妳這個月餅臉

763
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:24,913
別嚷嚷

764
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,624
大家會以為妳不只是個冰山美人

765
00:43:27,791 --> 00:43:28,792
好吧，來吧

766
00:43:32,588 --> 00:43:33,589
很痛耶

767
00:43:34,089 --> 00:43:35,716
放開我

768
00:43:35,966 --> 00:43:37,301
我很容易瘀青

769
00:43:37,467 --> 00:43:39,845
我們不如賭一把，如何？

770
00:43:40,012 --> 00:43:41,054
地盤爭奪戰嗎？

771
00:43:41,221 --> 00:43:43,056
贏家留下來

772
00:43:43,307 --> 00:43:45,475
輸家拍屁股走人

773
00:43:45,642 --> 00:43:46,768
怎麼個賭法？

774
00:43:46,935 --> 00:43:47,936
挑一個男人

775
00:43:48,103 --> 00:43:50,772
先騙走他的錢就算贏

776
00:43:50,939 --> 00:43:52,482
聽起來很嗨喔

777
00:43:52,649 --> 00:43:53,650
多少錢？

778
00:43:53,817 --> 00:43:56,695
妳的所有財產，50萬？

779
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:59,406
不好意思喔，妳怕輸不起嗎？

780
00:43:59,948 --> 00:44:00,949
開什麼玩笑？

781
00:44:01,074 --> 00:44:04,453
老娘全身上下都值錢

782
00:44:05,078 --> 00:44:07,831
有什麼好怕的？

783
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,041
凱子是誰？

784
00:44:14,755 --> 00:44:15,756
那傢伙怎樣？

785
00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:17,591
他才12歲

786
00:44:18,342 --> 00:44:19,718
妳不愛小鮮肉？

787
00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:21,136
吉翁？

788
00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:24,431
那個男生住在飯店嗎？

789
00:44:24,598 --> 00:44:26,099
對，那是湯瑪斯魏斯特堡

790
00:44:26,266 --> 00:44:28,143
他發明了“夭壽”

791
00:44:28,685 --> 00:44:30,312
–不是吧？
–怎麼了？

792
00:44:30,479 --> 00:44:32,648
“夭壽”是什麼？

793
00:44:33,023 --> 00:44:34,066
真假？

794
00:44:34,358 --> 00:44:35,776
妳是一百歲嗎？

795
00:44:35,984 --> 00:44:37,736
那是超酷的APP

796
00:44:37,819 --> 00:44:40,030
讓妳發噁爛侮辱給朋友

797
00:44:40,113 --> 00:44:41,448
十秒後自動刪除

798
00:44:41,615 --> 00:44:42,824
為什麼要這麼做？

799
00:44:42,991 --> 00:44:44,952
為什麼要過聖誕節？

800
00:44:45,118 --> 00:44:48,121
他是科技業的百萬富翁？

801
00:44:48,288 --> 00:44:49,665
我打賭是億萬富翁

802
00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:51,250
一言為定囉？

803
00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:52,835
一個禮拜

804
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,711
贏家就是詐騙女神

805
00:45:17,943 --> 00:45:21,238
下一輪能不能讓我滾小珠珠？

806
00:45:23,448 --> 00:45:26,034
好吧，那是妳的工作

807
00:45:26,535 --> 00:45:27,744
惦惦啦，湯瑪斯

808
00:45:35,127 --> 00:45:36,128
什麼事？

809
00:45:36,295 --> 00:45:37,629
請下注

810
00:45:51,685 --> 00:45:52,936
下好離手

811
00:45:57,024 --> 00:45:58,192
18號紅

812
00:46:03,488 --> 00:46:04,573
拍謝，借過

813
00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:05,991
拍謝，借過

814
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,868
–老天鵝啊
–抱歉，請過

815
00:46:08,493 --> 00:46:11,455
喂，我是瞎子，閃邊！

816
00:46:11,622 --> 00:46:12,623
對

817
00:46:13,290 --> 00:46:14,291
對

818
00:46:16,084 --> 00:46:17,085
抱歉打擾了

819
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:19,796
誰能告訴我哪裡有空位？

820
00:46:19,963 --> 00:46:21,924
小姐，這張賭桌坐滿了

821
00:46:22,758 --> 00:46:23,759
好唄

822
00:46:23,926 --> 00:46:26,637
小姐？我讓妳坐

823
00:46:26,803 --> 00:46:27,888
噢，英雄救美

824
00:46:28,055 --> 00:46:29,598
不過沒必要

825
00:46:29,765 --> 00:46:33,852
挪過去一點就能擠下另一張椅子

826
00:46:34,019 --> 00:46:36,104
–好啊
–您介意嗎？

827
00:46:36,271 --> 00:46:38,190
妳能不能…

828
00:46:38,357 --> 00:46:39,816
在妳後面

829
00:46:40,651 --> 00:46:41,860
好了

830
00:46:42,027 --> 00:46:43,403
–謝謝你
–太好了

831
00:46:43,570 --> 00:46:45,572
哇，你對視障人士很好耶

832
00:46:45,739 --> 00:46:47,115
我奶奶就是瞎子

833
00:46:47,616 --> 00:46:48,617
是嗎？

834
00:46:48,784 --> 00:46:50,077
我都不知道

835
00:46:51,036 --> 00:46:52,037
做功課

836
00:46:52,162 --> 00:46:53,747
請各位下注

837
00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:56,208
要我替妳下注嗎？

838
00:46:56,333 --> 00:46:57,334
拜託了

839
00:46:57,459 --> 00:46:59,378
–沒問題
–你能挑號碼嗎？

840
00:46:59,795 --> 00:47:01,755
我需要沾沾別人的好運

841
00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:02,923
好啊

842
00:47:03,048 --> 00:47:05,384
–好喔
–祝我好運吧

843
00:47:07,928 --> 00:47:08,929
下好離手

844
00:47:10,764 --> 00:47:11,765
21號紅

845
00:47:12,099 --> 00:47:13,100
怎麼樣？

846
00:47:13,267 --> 00:47:14,768
我們輸了，真是抱歉

847
00:47:14,893 --> 00:47:15,894
蝦米？

848
00:47:16,019 --> 00:47:17,354
是啊，有夠歹運

849
00:47:17,521 --> 00:47:19,022
那是我的最後機會

850
00:47:19,481 --> 00:47:21,316
最後機會？

851
00:47:21,525 --> 00:47:23,026
等等！小姐！

852
00:47:23,610 --> 00:47:24,903
等等，小姐？

853
00:47:25,070 --> 00:47:26,280
先生，您的籌碼

854
00:47:26,488 --> 00:47:27,739
謝謝妳

855
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,871
謝謝，抱歉

856
00:47:35,539 --> 00:47:36,540
謝謝，小姐！

857
00:47:39,710 --> 00:47:41,295
小姐？

858
00:47:42,129 --> 00:47:43,213
妳贏來的錢

859
00:47:48,093 --> 00:47:50,429
小姐？不好意思，嗨

860
00:47:50,596 --> 00:47:51,847
妳忘了手杖

861
00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,724
謝謝你拿給我

862
00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:56,018
超糗的，我把事鬧大了嗎？

863
00:47:56,185 --> 00:47:58,770
沒有啦，不過妳說了什麼

864
00:47:58,937 --> 00:48:01,106
妳說那是妳的最後機會

865
00:48:01,273 --> 00:48:02,274
什麼機會？

866
00:48:02,399 --> 00:48:03,734
幫助我老妹

867
00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:06,153
她是我的小妹

868
00:48:08,113 --> 00:48:10,532
你看到一個辣妹，對吧？

869
00:48:11,533 --> 00:48:13,493
是啊

870
00:48:13,911 --> 00:48:15,746
我的眼眶含淚嗎？

871
00:48:17,122 --> 00:48:18,874
有時候我會不知道

872
00:48:24,713 --> 00:48:26,298
至少妳大贏一把

873
00:48:26,632 --> 00:48:27,716
還沒有

874
00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:30,844
去看看大奶羅素克洛在幹嘛

875
00:48:31,803 --> 00:48:32,971
來，拿去，潘妮

876
00:48:33,138 --> 00:48:34,890
不，湯瑪斯，我不能拿

877
00:48:35,057 --> 00:48:37,142
–當然可以
–不行

878
00:48:37,309 --> 00:48:38,435
潘妮，妳非拿不可

879
00:48:38,602 --> 00:48:41,438
妳老妹需要做最後的唇顎裂手術

880
00:48:41,772 --> 00:48:43,774
是沒錯啦

881
00:48:44,274 --> 00:48:45,275
潘妮

882
00:48:46,026 --> 00:48:47,027
妳怎麼辦？

883
00:48:47,110 --> 00:48:48,904
什麼意思，我怎麼了？

884
00:48:49,071 --> 00:48:51,573
我方便問妳是怎麼…

885
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,075
怎麼瞎的？

886
00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:54,409
對

887
00:48:56,203 --> 00:48:58,580
這完全是心理作用

888
00:48:58,872 --> 00:49:00,582
歇斯底里盲目症？

889
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:02,209
一點都不好笑，湯瑪斯

890
00:49:02,292 --> 00:49:04,211
我知道，我的意思是…

891
00:49:04,378 --> 00:49:07,756
這代表妳可以被治好，對吧？

892
00:49:07,881 --> 00:49:10,425
大家都這麼說，但我試過每種方法

893
00:49:10,551 --> 00:49:12,803
催眠、藥物治療

894
00:49:12,886 --> 00:49:15,055
我甚至請人跟著我

895
00:49:15,138 --> 00:49:17,474
在立體停車場嚇我

896
00:49:17,766 --> 00:49:19,393
他會大喊“喂！”

897
00:49:20,561 --> 00:49:23,480
結果不像治好打嗝那麼簡單

898
00:49:23,772 --> 00:49:25,315
一定有別的方法

899
00:49:25,482 --> 00:49:30,612
德國的診所有一名精神科醫師

900
00:49:30,779 --> 00:49:33,490
使用最先進的療法

901
00:49:33,657 --> 00:49:35,701
可是太貴了

902
00:49:36,118 --> 00:49:37,619
這位醫生收費多少？

903
00:49:38,453 --> 00:49:39,788
50萬美金

904
00:49:39,955 --> 00:49:41,915
–哇咧！
–是不是？

905
00:49:41,999 --> 00:49:44,668
不過蕭豪森醫師真的很高竿

906
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:47,921
還是算了吧

907
00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:49,506
視力值多少錢？

908
00:49:49,882 --> 00:49:51,717
50萬？

909
00:49:52,176 --> 00:49:53,385
看來是這樣

910
00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:01,476
她偷用妳所有的招數

911
00:50:02,728 --> 00:50:03,729
好吧

912
00:50:04,146 --> 00:50:05,606
我們就用她的絕招

913
00:50:08,275 --> 00:50:10,194
別談我了，談談你吧

914
00:50:10,777 --> 00:50:11,945
你有什麼來頭？

915
00:50:12,112 --> 00:50:14,072
沒什麼來頭

916
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:17,451
法國金主買機票讓我飛來這裡

917
00:50:17,618 --> 00:50:20,078
我猜是想聽我的新概念吧

918
00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:23,081
但我覺得他們只想要另一個“夭壽”

919
00:50:23,248 --> 00:50:24,249
夭什麼？

920
00:50:24,374 --> 00:50:26,793
“夭壽”，我設計的APP

921
00:50:27,836 --> 00:50:29,546
像是A菜嗎？

922
00:50:29,713 --> 00:50:31,340
怎麼吃也不會胖

923
00:50:33,175 --> 00:50:34,259
超好吃的

924
00:50:36,428 --> 00:50:38,430
不是A菜啦

925
00:50:38,847 --> 00:50:41,975
APP是手機應用程式

926
00:50:42,059 --> 00:50:43,060
–好吧
–可是…

927
00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:44,686
我的新概念

928
00:50:44,937 --> 00:50:48,732
我覺得可以真的幫助人

929
00:50:49,983 --> 00:50:54,821
可惜沒人肯認真聽我的想法

930
00:50:56,156 --> 00:50:57,324
我瞭了

931
00:50:57,491 --> 00:50:58,909
你是個大好人

932
00:50:59,618 --> 00:51:00,869
看得出來

933
00:51:02,246 --> 00:51:03,747
如果我看得見的話

934
00:51:04,581 --> 00:51:05,666
潘妮

935
00:51:07,376 --> 00:51:10,128
妳提到的醫生叫什麼來著？

936
00:51:11,755 --> 00:51:12,965
醫生喔

937
00:51:15,133 --> 00:51:16,134
蕭豪森醫師

938
00:51:16,218 --> 00:51:17,469
–蕭豪森
–蕭豪森

939
00:51:17,636 --> 00:51:19,638
怎麼拼？S–C–H？

940
00:51:19,763 --> 00:51:20,764
對啊

941
00:51:20,848 --> 00:51:21,849
好吧

942
00:51:22,558 --> 00:51:23,559
等等，你在幹嘛？

943
00:51:23,725 --> 00:51:25,102
我在上網搜尋他

944
00:51:27,521 --> 00:51:29,022
這位醫生很低調

945
00:51:29,106 --> 00:51:30,774
聽說他是隱士

946
00:51:30,858 --> 00:51:31,900
不是，我找到他的網站

947
00:51:32,067 --> 00:51:33,777
–真假？
–太讚了

948
00:51:35,404 --> 00:51:36,822
這裡有電郵地址

949
00:51:37,823 --> 00:51:39,449
你在開我玩笑

950
00:51:39,616 --> 00:51:40,617
不是吧？

951
00:51:40,784 --> 00:51:42,160
–是的
–不可能

952
00:51:42,661 --> 00:51:44,830
我要寄信給他，搞定了

953
00:51:44,913 --> 00:51:47,040
–看看會怎樣
–湯瑪斯，你…

954
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,835
–別客氣
–你真的不必這麼做

955
00:51:50,335 --> 00:51:51,920
最好別期望太高

956
00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:53,088
好吧

957
00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:54,214
他回信了

958
00:51:55,174 --> 00:51:56,175
當然囉

959
00:51:56,258 --> 00:51:57,718
這是休假自動回覆

960
00:51:59,803 --> 00:52:01,388
看看他有沒有用社群媒體

961
00:52:02,764 --> 00:52:03,765
歐買尬

962
00:52:03,849 --> 00:52:05,851
–不可能，歐買尬
–怎麼了？

963
00:52:17,404 --> 00:52:18,447
對不起，先生？

964
00:52:18,947 --> 00:52:21,867
嗨，我叫湯瑪斯

965
00:52:22,034 --> 00:52:25,537
我朋友潘妮真的很需要你的幫助

966
00:52:25,704 --> 00:52:29,708
我在IG看到你的照片就來找你

967
00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:31,668
這也太巧了吧

968
00:52:31,752 --> 00:52:34,213
這一切都是天意

969
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:37,424
怎麼樣，蕭豪森醫師？

970
00:52:38,675 --> 00:52:39,927
你肯幫我朋友嗎？

971
00:52:40,928 --> 00:52:43,222
你很帥哦

972
00:52:43,305 --> 00:52:46,058
你房間還是我房間？

973
00:52:51,230 --> 00:52:52,856
Siri，我得學德語

974
00:52:53,023 --> 00:52:55,234
那不是德語

975
00:52:57,569 --> 00:52:58,779
那是荷蘭話

976
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,866
嗨，我們在輪盤賭桌見過

977
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,993
不對，我們沒見過

978
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:06,370
否則你就會知道我是…

979
00:53:06,537 --> 00:53:08,163
妳是蕭豪森醫師？

980
00:53:09,915 --> 00:53:11,250
一點也沒錯

981
00:53:13,043 --> 00:53:15,587
這個年輕人沒興趣跟你上床

982
00:53:15,671 --> 00:53:18,966
妳確定？他完全是我的菜

983
00:53:19,049 --> 00:53:20,676
少自作多情了

984
00:53:23,262 --> 00:53:24,429
等等，蕭醫師

985
00:53:24,513 --> 00:53:26,515
很抱歉冒犯了妳

986
00:53:26,682 --> 00:53:27,933
我沒被冒犯

987
00:53:28,016 --> 00:53:30,769
我上網搜尋妳，找不到照片

988
00:53:30,936 --> 00:53:34,147
不曉得，沒想到妳會是個女人

989
00:53:35,607 --> 00:53:36,733
現在你冒犯到我了

990
00:53:36,942 --> 00:53:38,735
抱歉，真的很抱歉

991
00:53:38,902 --> 00:53:41,905
請別為了我的性別歧視懲罰潘妮

992
00:53:42,364 --> 00:53:43,407
潘妮？

993
00:53:44,449 --> 00:53:46,618
來自澳洲庫塔曼德拉的潘妮？

994
00:53:46,785 --> 00:53:48,078
對，就是她

995
00:53:48,245 --> 00:53:51,874
我記得她的信，真可憐

996
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,084
祝你們好運

997
00:53:54,168 --> 00:53:55,169
等等

998
00:53:55,294 --> 00:53:58,213
蕭醫師，我要怎麼做妳才肯見她？

999
00:53:59,006 --> 00:54:00,632
–少年人…
–湯瑪斯

1000
00:54:01,091 --> 00:54:04,636
湯瑪斯，我在休假時看病人…

1001
00:54:04,803 --> 00:54:06,305
是很不專業的事

1002
00:54:06,388 --> 00:54:07,973
如果是錢的問題，我可以…

1003
00:54:08,265 --> 00:54:10,017
你還沒給她錢吧？

1004
00:54:10,184 --> 00:54:12,144
一點啦，是為了她妹妹

1005
00:54:12,311 --> 00:54:17,858
你在任何情況下都不能拿錢給病人

1006
00:54:18,025 --> 00:54:20,652
否則會讓她覺得自己很廢

1007
00:54:20,819 --> 00:54:22,696
治療方法完全沒效

1008
00:54:23,906 --> 00:54:26,325
等等，妳肯治療她？

1009
00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:29,244
我答應進行初步檢驗

1010
00:54:29,328 --> 00:54:30,329
太好了

1011
00:54:30,412 --> 00:54:32,164
我的心也很軟

1012
00:54:32,789 --> 00:54:34,166
她在哪裡？

1013
00:54:40,339 --> 00:54:41,340
潘妮？

1014
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,262
來了，等一下下

1015
00:54:47,971 --> 00:54:50,140
我帶來了驚喜

1016
00:54:51,683 --> 00:54:53,852
–你去了哪兒？
–蛤？

1017
00:54:54,019 --> 00:54:55,979
妳猜不到我找到誰

1018
00:54:56,146 --> 00:54:58,398
–誰？
–妳覺得呢？

1019
00:54:59,942 --> 00:55:03,362
弗德莉卡蕭豪森醫師

1020
00:55:04,863 --> 00:55:06,490
她不敢相信

1021
00:55:06,907 --> 00:55:08,659
相信吧，小姐

1022
00:55:08,992 --> 00:55:12,913
我是來幫妳的，傻妞

1023
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,415
蕭醫師今晚在飯店餐廳吃飯

1024
00:55:15,958 --> 00:55:18,919
我看到她的照片，很巧吧？

1025
00:55:19,294 --> 00:55:21,839
–太巧了
–我必須評估病人狀況

1026
00:55:21,922 --> 00:55:22,923
–湯瑪斯？
–是？

1027
00:55:23,006 --> 00:55:24,591
我需要一張椅子

1028
00:55:26,927 --> 00:55:28,053
先警告一聲

1029
00:55:28,512 --> 00:55:31,598
我用的是非正統療法

1030
00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:33,600
明白嗎？

1031
00:55:34,351 --> 00:55:35,519
–明白
–謝謝

1032
00:55:35,686 --> 00:55:37,646
請你離遠一點

1033
00:55:38,355 --> 00:55:40,941
–好，這裡嗎？
–對，很好

1034
00:55:45,195 --> 00:55:46,196
坐下來

1035
00:55:47,322 --> 00:55:50,868
所以妳什麼都看不見？

1036
00:55:51,034 --> 00:55:53,287
形狀、光線或顏色？

1037
00:55:53,453 --> 00:55:55,414
沒錯，我說過…

1038
00:55:55,497 --> 00:55:56,915
安靜！

1039
00:55:58,208 --> 00:55:59,209
嘿，我需要耶

1040
00:55:59,334 --> 00:56:02,546
妳不再需要這根心靈拐杖

1041
00:56:04,965 --> 00:56:07,676
就跟病人一樣頑固

1042
00:56:10,053 --> 00:56:11,597
我看見了

1043
00:56:11,763 --> 00:56:14,725
妳看不見，但我看見了

1044
00:56:18,854 --> 00:56:20,314
檢驗開始了嗎？

1045
00:56:21,356 --> 00:56:22,357
很厲害

1046
00:56:23,233 --> 00:56:24,735
好吧，潘妮

1047
00:56:24,943 --> 00:56:26,528
這樣呢？

1048
00:56:36,413 --> 00:56:39,708
我正在朝著妳的眼眶吹氣

1049
00:56:41,877 --> 00:56:43,670
我的嘴巴很小

1050
00:56:43,837 --> 00:56:45,631
妳應該感覺不到

1051
00:56:55,766 --> 00:56:57,559
我只聞到鮭魚味

1052
00:57:00,270 --> 00:57:01,772
很有意思

1053
00:57:01,939 --> 00:57:06,068
有生理反應，但沒有心理反應

1054
00:57:08,403 --> 00:57:11,114
潘妮，我要妳吃點零食

1055
00:57:11,281 --> 00:57:13,534
但妳要猜妳在吃什麼

1056
00:57:13,825 --> 00:57:15,619
聽起來很容易

1057
00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:22,918
我去準備零食

1058
00:57:24,503 --> 00:57:28,006
夜晚如此的靜寂

1059
00:57:28,924 --> 00:57:32,761
打第一次更之際

1060
00:57:33,136 --> 00:57:36,390
有一個聲音開始

1061
00:57:38,350 --> 00:57:41,562
深深嘆息

1062
00:57:41,728 --> 00:57:45,148
徐徐的晚風

1063
00:57:45,399 --> 00:57:48,527
輕輕地吹拂

1064
00:57:50,279 --> 00:57:51,363
好了，潘妮

1065
00:57:51,530 --> 00:57:53,240
火車來了

1066
00:57:53,407 --> 00:57:56,493
張大嘴巴囉

1067
00:58:04,084 --> 00:58:05,544
那是什麼？

1068
00:58:06,295 --> 00:58:08,005
一根薯條

1069
00:58:08,964 --> 00:58:10,549
我能再吃一根嗎？

1070
00:58:12,926 --> 00:58:15,053
妳是個很厲害的瞎子

1071
00:58:15,220 --> 00:58:19,474
所以一定知道妳離房門有幾步

1072
00:58:20,851 --> 00:58:24,021
還有房門到電梯門有幾步

1073
00:58:24,188 --> 00:58:26,607
視障人士都是這樣過活

1074
00:58:26,773 --> 00:58:29,234
否則妳就會一直撞到東西

1075
00:58:30,152 --> 00:58:32,654
對，我知道有幾步

1076
00:58:34,364 --> 00:58:35,991
好吧，潘妮

1077
00:58:36,575 --> 00:58:37,576
我把房門打開了

1078
00:58:37,743 --> 00:58:39,912
這是一條無障礙通道

1079
00:58:40,078 --> 00:58:46,126
我要妳用最快的速度跑到電梯門前

1080
00:58:46,293 --> 00:58:47,503
妳做得到吧？

1081
00:58:47,669 --> 00:58:49,713
當然做得到

1082
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:54,801
直線奔跑對瞎子來說很簡單，所以…

1083
00:58:55,761 --> 00:58:58,514
用最快的速度，快跑！

1084
00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:01,683
–現在？
–對

1085
00:59:08,774 --> 00:59:09,775
潘妮！

1086
00:59:11,151 --> 00:59:12,694
我會接這案子

1087
00:59:26,375 --> 00:59:28,252
來，湯瑪斯，我帶你參觀

1088
00:59:28,418 --> 00:59:29,419
好吧

1089
00:59:30,754 --> 00:59:32,339
–我們…
–來吧

1090
00:59:32,923 --> 00:59:34,091
快點

1091
00:59:34,341 --> 00:59:35,717
–可是…
–謝謝你

1092
00:59:35,884 --> 00:59:37,052
到了嗎？

1093
00:59:37,219 --> 00:59:38,846
有人嗎？

1094
00:59:38,929 --> 00:59:40,472
我們到了嗎？

1095
00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:43,851
有人嗎？

1096
00:59:47,271 --> 00:59:48,272
開戰了

1097
00:59:48,438 --> 00:59:50,691
蕭醫師，關於治療費

1098
00:59:50,858 --> 00:59:54,319
我得挪動資金，但很快就會給妳

1099
00:59:54,528 --> 00:59:55,821
嘿，大夥兒？

1100
00:59:55,988 --> 00:59:59,032
有人好像不小心鎖了前門

1101
01:00:00,284 --> 01:00:03,287
大夥兒？你們在嗎？

1102
01:00:05,914 --> 01:00:09,585
拍謝，希望那不是天價藝術品

1103
01:00:09,751 --> 01:00:10,961
她受傷了怎麼辦？

1104
01:00:11,128 --> 01:00:13,630
這就是不能干涉的原因

1105
01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:15,924
我採用負增強療法

1106
01:00:16,717 --> 01:00:20,429
我們只要玩得開心就行了

1107
01:00:20,512 --> 01:00:21,513
開心？

1108
01:00:21,597 --> 01:00:23,056
–開心
–好吧

1109
01:00:23,140 --> 01:00:25,309
你一定覺得我瘋了，對吧？

1110
01:00:26,351 --> 01:00:27,352
並沒有

1111
01:00:27,644 --> 01:00:28,645
沒有？

1112
01:00:29,271 --> 01:00:32,149
我們若在潘妮面前玩得開心

1113
01:00:32,316 --> 01:00:34,735
她就會不顧一切地想加入…

1114
01:00:34,943 --> 01:00:37,279
我們明眼人的玩樂

1115
01:00:37,738 --> 01:00:38,739
對

1116
01:00:38,989 --> 01:00:41,909
我聞到女性衛生濕紙巾的味道

1117
01:00:44,244 --> 01:00:45,871
味道超嗆的

1118
01:00:47,122 --> 01:00:50,209
別可憐她，盡量玩得開心

1119
01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:52,461
我也聞到早發更年期的味道

1120
01:00:52,628 --> 01:00:53,795
進屋子去

1121
01:01:04,556 --> 01:01:06,433
為什麼要這麼做？

1122
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,269
就像妳走路會牽湯瑪斯的手臂

1123
01:01:09,436 --> 01:01:11,522
開車時就要套著我的狗鍊

1124
01:01:11,897 --> 01:01:13,732
一點都沒道理

1125
01:01:13,899 --> 01:01:15,609
要上坡囉

1126
01:01:19,821 --> 01:01:21,698
–多謝了
–謝謝

1127
01:01:23,033 --> 01:01:25,410
我最愛這款卡本內紅酒

1128
01:01:25,577 --> 01:01:27,746
會變得濃郁黏稠

1129
01:01:27,829 --> 01:01:30,082
–品嚐得到橡木味道
–我能喝嗎？

1130
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:33,502
當然了，喝點我的

1131
01:01:38,215 --> 01:01:39,508
有酒杯嗎？

1132
01:01:39,675 --> 01:01:43,387
妳看得見和拿得到酒杯就能喝

1133
01:01:48,475 --> 01:01:51,144
天啊，我潑到什麼了嗎？

1134
01:01:52,896 --> 01:01:54,398
我真是笨手笨腳

1135
01:01:54,565 --> 01:01:57,484
蕭醫師，讓我幫妳

1136
01:01:57,651 --> 01:01:58,944
喔，金拍謝

1137
01:01:59,444 --> 01:02:01,196
我把紅酒潑到妳的…

1138
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:15,961
服務生！

1139
01:02:28,223 --> 01:02:30,726
妳確定這能幫助潘妮？

1140
01:02:30,893 --> 01:02:33,729
相信我，這是為了潘妮好

1141
01:02:33,854 --> 01:02:34,855
好吧

1142
01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:36,648
妳應該看看我們

1143
01:02:36,815 --> 01:02:38,859
我和湯瑪斯在跳舞

1144
01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:40,402
真希望我也行

1145
01:02:40,819 --> 01:02:43,989
妳當然行，妳行的

1146
01:02:44,156 --> 01:02:47,159
我也能呷賽，但我也不會那麼做

1147
01:02:47,326 --> 01:02:50,370
沒關係，我在這兒幫妳顧包包

1148
01:02:52,497 --> 01:02:55,250
她很會用美色引誘男人

1149
01:02:55,501 --> 01:02:56,502
蝦米？

1150
01:02:56,585 --> 01:03:00,589
妳朋友正在磨蹭那可憐的男孩

1151
01:03:02,633 --> 01:03:06,220
我不會介意，只是他是我前男友

1152
01:03:06,929 --> 01:03:08,430
不是吧？

1153
01:03:08,639 --> 01:03:10,098
她是我的閨蜜

1154
01:03:10,766 --> 01:03:12,184
不會吧？

1155
01:03:13,143 --> 01:03:14,353
歐買尬

1156
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:18,065
寶貝，妳是真的瞎子

1157
01:03:18,232 --> 01:03:19,566
真可憐

1158
01:03:19,733 --> 01:03:21,443
看不見的瞎子？

1159
01:03:21,652 --> 01:03:24,321
我瞎了以後她就趁虛而入

1160
01:03:24,947 --> 01:03:26,406
蝦毀？

1161
01:03:26,573 --> 01:03:27,783
看看我們，潘妮

1162
01:03:27,950 --> 01:03:31,203
我們的身體黏在一起

1163
01:03:33,580 --> 01:03:34,957
超性感的

1164
01:03:35,624 --> 01:03:37,584
我要猛K她的小妹妹

1165
01:03:37,668 --> 01:03:40,796
如果當初我能跟他獨處…

1166
01:03:41,421 --> 01:03:43,507
他就不會取消婚禮

1167
01:03:43,674 --> 01:03:45,884
包在我們身上，好唄？

1168
01:03:46,051 --> 01:03:48,679
咱們是內行的，小瞎妹

1169
01:03:49,137 --> 01:03:51,056
姊妹們，去便所

1170
01:04:03,235 --> 01:04:05,237
這種唇膏顏色跟妳很搭喲

1171
01:04:11,743 --> 01:04:12,744
這算什麼？

1172
01:04:12,911 --> 01:04:15,205
我們發明的小玩意叫包應

1173
01:04:15,372 --> 01:04:16,456
報應

1174
01:04:16,623 --> 01:04:17,708
報應

1175
01:04:19,418 --> 01:04:20,419
妳慘了

1176
01:04:20,586 --> 01:04:23,005
妳會像肥臀金一樣被整慘

1177
01:04:25,090 --> 01:04:27,217
–好吃嗎？
–嗯，想吃嗎？

1178
01:04:27,384 --> 01:04:28,677
–好啊
–拍謝

1179
01:04:29,970 --> 01:04:31,597
謝謝妳

1180
01:04:32,389 --> 01:04:36,143
蕭醫師就這樣突然不見了好奇怪喔

1181
01:04:36,685 --> 01:04:38,562
德國人都很隨性

1182
01:04:39,021 --> 01:04:42,357
可能是她瘋狂療程的一部分

1183
01:04:42,524 --> 01:04:44,860
是啊，千萬別放棄喔，潘妮

1184
01:04:45,068 --> 01:04:46,195
我知道很辛苦

1185
01:04:46,361 --> 01:04:48,655
但有好多東西值得妳看

1186
01:04:48,780 --> 01:04:50,199
像是這片美景

1187
01:04:50,407 --> 01:04:51,617
燦爛燈火

1188
01:04:52,242 --> 01:04:53,577
和妳覺得我很矬時

1189
01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:54,912
臉上做出來的表情

1190
01:04:55,078 --> 01:04:56,455
這個表情嗎？

1191
01:04:57,664 --> 01:04:59,166
對，就是這個

1192
01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:00,959
但那個表情…

1193
01:05:01,043 --> 01:05:02,711
–是我的最愛
–蝦米？

1194
01:05:02,794 --> 01:05:05,047
–那個表情
–蛤？

1195
01:05:05,631 --> 01:05:06,798
少來了

1196
01:05:07,341 --> 01:05:08,842
妳只能相信我的話

1197
01:05:09,009 --> 01:05:12,012
這裡只有我看得見

1198
01:05:12,095 --> 01:05:14,306
妳真的很美，潘妮

1199
01:05:17,142 --> 01:05:21,522
我相信蕭醫師一定會火力全開

1200
01:05:21,605 --> 01:05:23,482
只要我把錢給她

1201
01:05:25,651 --> 01:05:28,070
關於那件事，我想問你

1202
01:05:28,278 --> 01:05:29,863
能不能把錢交給我

1203
01:05:29,947 --> 01:05:32,658
然後我再拿給蕭醫師？

1204
01:05:32,991 --> 01:05:35,619
這聽起來很傻

1205
01:05:35,786 --> 01:05:38,747
不過我會覺得這不是施捨

1206
01:05:38,830 --> 01:05:41,458
沒問題，我完全理解

1207
01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:45,504
我只要賣掉我最後的股票就行

1208
01:05:46,004 --> 01:05:48,549
等等，公司不是你的嗎？

1209
01:05:48,924 --> 01:05:50,843
你超有錢的呀

1210
01:05:51,385 --> 01:05:52,845
–並沒有
–蛤？

1211
01:05:53,011 --> 01:05:54,012
沒有

1212
01:05:54,304 --> 01:05:56,682
“夭壽”的演算法是我的

1213
01:05:56,765 --> 01:05:59,226
但是金主把我買斷了

1214
01:05:59,643 --> 01:06:00,894
多少錢？

1215
01:06:00,978 --> 01:06:02,437
一百萬美金

1216
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,774
但我只剩下40萬

1217
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,442
不過沒關係

1218
01:06:07,526 --> 01:06:10,362
我奶奶會把餘額借給我

1219
01:06:10,654 --> 01:06:13,824
你把錢給了蕭醫師就破產了？

1220
01:06:13,991 --> 01:06:15,325
對，不過沒關係

1221
01:06:15,492 --> 01:06:18,704
我有很多好點子，帽T又很便宜

1222
01:06:19,371 --> 01:06:20,372
我不懂

1223
01:06:20,455 --> 01:06:23,709
你為什麼要為陌生人搞到破產？

1224
01:06:24,251 --> 01:06:25,794
我是個陌生人

1225
01:06:26,461 --> 01:06:28,839
是這樣的，我奶奶…

1226
01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:32,050
我奶奶總是說錢是用來做好事

1227
01:06:32,342 --> 01:06:34,303
妳能重見光明是件好事

1228
01:06:36,138 --> 01:06:38,640
而且妳並不是陌生人

1229
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,851
妳是潘妮呀

1230
01:06:42,060 --> 01:06:43,270
對，我是

1231
01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:56,491
親愛的，我回家了

1232
01:06:58,368 --> 01:06:59,578
喔，拜託

1233
01:06:59,745 --> 01:07:03,498
妳以為我搞不定英格蘭虎妻？

1234
01:07:04,374 --> 01:07:08,378
喝了很多酒，比了好幾輪腕力

1235
01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:10,088
還不是搞定了

1236
01:07:10,964 --> 01:07:12,299
我不賭了，小喬

1237
01:07:12,466 --> 01:07:15,636
別走嘛，妳教了我好多愛的真諦

1238
01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:17,054
我得找另一個凱子

1239
01:07:17,221 --> 01:07:18,847
想都別想

1240
01:07:18,931 --> 01:07:22,142
我就快受不了這場無聊的遊戲

1241
01:07:25,812 --> 01:07:26,813
那些是裝飾品

1242
01:07:28,190 --> 01:07:29,191
他是個好人，小喬

1243
01:07:29,358 --> 01:07:31,193
天底下沒有一個好男人

1244
01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:34,863
我以前用交友網站照騙釣凱子

1245
01:07:35,405 --> 01:07:38,283
總是有一刻我會決定…

1246
01:07:38,992 --> 01:07:40,536
“我要騙你的錢”

1247
01:07:41,453 --> 01:07:44,665
並不是當他們受到辣妹照片引誘

1248
01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:48,752
或是像禽獸一樣寄老二照

1249
01:07:48,919 --> 01:07:51,296
而是當我們真的見到面

1250
01:07:51,797 --> 01:07:53,507
我走進來

1251
01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:55,425
對方只會…

1252
01:07:56,677 --> 01:07:58,262
像這樣看著我

1253
01:08:02,599 --> 01:08:05,102
我就會決定把他騙到脫褲子

1254
01:08:07,062 --> 01:08:09,982
但是湯瑪斯不會用那種眼神看我

1255
01:08:10,148 --> 01:08:12,276
他不一樣

1256
01:08:12,442 --> 01:08:13,819
他真的是個好人

1257
01:08:13,986 --> 01:08:15,904
但我們不是好女人，對吧？

1258
01:08:15,988 --> 01:08:17,823
也不是在選好人好事代表

1259
01:08:17,906 --> 01:08:19,283
算妳走運，因為我會贏

1260
01:08:19,366 --> 01:08:20,367
是嗎？

1261
01:08:20,450 --> 01:08:22,744
拜託，湯瑪斯愛我

1262
01:08:24,872 --> 01:08:26,248
他愛妳？

1263
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,168
他會為我做任何事

1264
01:08:29,251 --> 01:08:31,712
這就是解決辦法

1265
01:08:35,424 --> 01:08:40,512
妳不忍心拿妳親愛的湯瑪斯的錢

1266
01:08:41,596 --> 01:08:43,223
親愛的湯瑪斯就是賭注

1267
01:08:43,390 --> 01:08:44,765
妳不是不跟詐騙對象上床？

1268
01:08:44,850 --> 01:08:47,769
看來我們得下猛藥才行

1269
01:08:47,935 --> 01:08:49,563
除非妳覺得沒有勝算

1270
01:08:49,729 --> 01:08:52,149
拜託，男人都很賤

1271
01:08:52,816 --> 01:08:55,109
但就是不喜歡一個賤女人

1272
01:08:56,569 --> 01:08:58,113
那就一言為定囉

1273
01:08:58,322 --> 01:09:00,323
湯瑪斯是賭注

1274
01:09:00,948 --> 01:09:01,950
好

1275
01:09:04,745 --> 01:09:05,787
好啊

1276
01:09:08,624 --> 01:09:09,957
好了

1277
01:09:10,125 --> 01:09:11,292
我得睡美容覺了

1278
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:14,630
明天得色誘一個小鮮肉

1279
01:09:14,796 --> 01:09:16,089
一點也沒錯

1280
01:09:16,256 --> 01:09:17,591
想聽個床邊故事嗎？

1281
01:09:17,758 --> 01:09:18,759
沒有必要啦

1282
01:09:18,884 --> 01:09:20,093
艾伯特！

1283
01:09:24,139 --> 01:09:25,140
嗨

1284
01:09:25,515 --> 01:09:26,517
謝謝你

1285
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:27,893
情況不妙

1286
01:09:28,060 --> 01:09:29,770
我欣賞她們的正義感

1287
01:09:29,937 --> 01:09:31,313
不是噴黑的皮膚

1288
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:32,481
女士們

1289
01:09:35,149 --> 01:09:36,777
安啦，寶貝

1290
01:09:40,656 --> 01:09:42,198
妳以為能耍我們嗎？

1291
01:09:42,407 --> 01:09:43,408
拜託，我能解釋

1292
01:09:43,533 --> 01:09:45,827
小豬，妳這下可慘了

1293
01:09:45,993 --> 01:09:48,538
–我表姊得糖尿病瞎了
–糖尿病

1294
01:09:48,705 --> 01:09:50,916
現在別去飯店，小喬

1295
01:09:51,082 --> 01:09:53,502
多等一晚，他明天會比較有精力

1296
01:09:53,669 --> 01:09:54,920
妳哪兒也別想去

1297
01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:57,548
姊妹們，三秒膠拿來

1298
01:10:06,305 --> 01:10:07,307
湯瑪斯

1299
01:10:07,390 --> 01:10:08,392
蕭醫師

1300
01:10:08,475 --> 01:10:09,768
拜託

1301
01:10:10,352 --> 01:10:12,145
叫我弗德莉卡

1302
01:10:12,395 --> 01:10:13,397
好吧

1303
01:10:14,606 --> 01:10:16,692
天啊，對不起

1304
01:10:17,442 --> 01:10:18,443
請進

1305
01:10:28,245 --> 01:10:29,246
謝謝你

1306
01:10:30,622 --> 01:10:32,457
我們的犒賞

1307
01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:35,961
我們勞心勞力幫助潘妮

1308
01:10:36,128 --> 01:10:39,173
也該對自己好一點，對吧？

1309
01:10:39,548 --> 01:10:41,466
聽說這是春藥

1310
01:10:41,633 --> 01:10:42,634
不，謝了

1311
01:10:42,926 --> 01:10:44,595
天啊，對不起，醫生

1312
01:10:44,761 --> 01:10:46,722
我自己來，沒關係

1313
01:10:46,805 --> 01:10:48,390
沒事的，只要…

1314
01:11:03,071 --> 01:11:04,072
謝謝你

1315
01:11:07,117 --> 01:11:08,118
湯瑪斯

1316
01:11:08,368 --> 01:11:10,287
我得說實話

1317
01:11:11,288 --> 01:11:13,624
我來找你另有目的

1318
01:11:15,667 --> 01:11:17,377
–是喔？
–是啊

1319
01:11:28,597 --> 01:11:31,892
希望你不會覺得我太直接

1320
01:11:32,976 --> 01:11:35,062
但你能替我變馬嗎？

1321
01:11:35,229 --> 01:11:36,271
“變馬”？

1322
01:11:36,438 --> 01:11:38,357
對，我的網站有點問題

1323
01:11:38,524 --> 01:11:40,275
噢，編碼呀

1324
01:11:40,484 --> 01:11:42,945
沒問題，有什麼問題？

1325
01:11:43,153 --> 01:11:44,196
這個嘛…

1326
01:11:45,322 --> 01:11:47,282
當我使用程式語言

1327
01:11:47,366 --> 01:11:50,702
網路爬蟲無法解讀元資料

1328
01:11:50,786 --> 01:11:53,288
我也失去CSS值

1329
01:11:54,248 --> 01:11:57,459
妳用正規運算式分別解析過CSS值嗎？

1330
01:12:00,003 --> 01:12:01,338
並沒有

1331
01:12:08,262 --> 01:12:11,223
搞定了，忙了一整天

1332
01:12:11,390 --> 01:12:13,183
我累斃了，我要…

1333
01:12:14,268 --> 01:12:17,688
你知道今晚是滿月嗎？

1334
01:12:19,773 --> 01:12:22,526
我喜歡用皮膚感受空氣

1335
01:12:22,693 --> 01:12:24,528
妳不會有點冷嗎？

1336
01:12:28,991 --> 01:12:30,075
妳在幹嘛？

1337
01:12:30,659 --> 01:12:32,244
我今晚想要放縱一下

1338
01:12:33,328 --> 01:12:35,497
這不好笑，可以進來嗎？

1339
01:12:36,206 --> 01:12:37,749
我若摔倒，你會接住我嗎？

1340
01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:38,917
夠了

1341
01:12:39,501 --> 01:12:40,502
別這樣

1342
01:12:40,961 --> 01:12:41,962
不要

1343
01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:47,551
湯瑪斯

1344
01:12:47,634 --> 01:12:49,219
–蕭醫師
–弗德莉卡

1345
01:12:49,303 --> 01:12:50,637
妳教會我要有自制力…

1346
01:12:50,721 --> 01:12:51,722
我可以教你更多

1347
01:12:51,805 --> 01:12:53,515
–…和原則
–沒錯

1348
01:12:53,682 --> 01:12:56,101
我們應該保持工作關係

1349
01:12:57,144 --> 01:12:58,520
為了潘妮著想

1350
01:13:01,648 --> 01:13:02,733
為了潘妮著想？

1351
01:13:05,694 --> 01:13:06,820
當然了

1352
01:13:08,572 --> 01:13:09,948
那我這就…

1353
01:13:12,242 --> 01:13:13,243
走了

1354
01:13:28,050 --> 01:13:29,051
等等

1355
01:13:39,978 --> 01:13:41,647
湯瑪斯

1356
01:13:44,858 --> 01:13:48,153
艾伯特？嘿，老兄

1357
01:13:49,655 --> 01:13:50,656
我只想問一聲

1358
01:13:50,739 --> 01:13:53,867
你有沒有三秒膠去除劑？

1359
01:13:56,703 --> 01:13:58,872
哇靠，你怎麼會有？

1360
01:13:59,331 --> 01:14:00,541
棒呆了

1361
01:14:00,707 --> 01:14:02,209
你太讚了

1362
01:14:05,128 --> 01:14:06,255
艾伯特？

1363
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,550
吼，你很賤耶！

1364
01:14:34,867 --> 01:14:37,452
請勿打擾

1365
01:14:37,953 --> 01:14:39,288
喂，你，喂

1366
01:14:39,371 --> 01:14:42,749
你知道喬瑟芬或是蕭醫師嗎？

1367
01:14:42,916 --> 01:14:44,835
大家都知道她的假名

1368
01:14:45,002 --> 01:14:46,461
她很大方

1369
01:14:50,424 --> 01:14:52,217
她昨晚有在這兒嗎？

1370
01:14:52,384 --> 01:14:54,303
有，跟那個科技業金童

1371
01:14:54,803 --> 01:14:56,805
可惡，好吧

1372
01:14:58,390 --> 01:15:02,603
等等，她離開時看起來很滿足嗎？

1373
01:15:03,270 --> 01:15:05,647
你瞭的，她有爽到嗎？

1374
01:15:05,814 --> 01:15:07,399
–沒有
–沒有？

1375
01:15:08,025 --> 01:15:09,484
她還沒離開

1376
01:15:33,634 --> 01:15:36,720
好啦，妳贏了，我這就走人

1377
01:15:37,304 --> 01:15:39,097
我贏了什麼？

1378
01:15:39,765 --> 01:15:42,017
湯瑪斯，你怎麼會跑來？

1379
01:15:43,143 --> 01:15:44,811
我來向妳道別

1380
01:15:46,605 --> 01:15:48,899
蕭醫師人呢？

1381
01:15:50,192 --> 01:15:51,193
不知道

1382
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:53,946
她一大早就匆匆離開

1383
01:15:54,154 --> 01:15:56,490
現在我也得走了

1384
01:15:56,990 --> 01:15:58,700
金主要…

1385
01:15:58,867 --> 01:15:59,868
他們買機票送我回家

1386
01:16:00,035 --> 01:16:01,495
我得跟妳說

1387
01:16:01,662 --> 01:16:05,874
妳是我在這兒遇到最棒的事

1388
01:16:10,420 --> 01:16:11,505
總之…

1389
01:16:14,132 --> 01:16:15,133
掰了，潘妮

1390
01:16:22,140 --> 01:16:23,600
湯瑪斯，別走！

1391
01:16:35,863 --> 01:16:36,864
潘妮！

1392
01:16:37,573 --> 01:16:38,574
歐買尬

1393
01:16:38,657 --> 01:16:39,658
妳沒事吧？

1394
01:16:39,825 --> 01:16:41,869
我這禮拜超衰小的

1395
01:16:44,162 --> 01:16:45,873
地板濕滑，小心跌倒

1396
01:16:46,290 --> 01:16:47,291
爛人

1397
01:16:49,626 --> 01:16:52,838
等等，妳剛剛看得見艾伯特？

1398
01:16:54,923 --> 01:16:57,092
妳也在看我？妳看得見我？

1399
01:16:58,802 --> 01:17:00,220
你有一頭棕髮？

1400
01:17:00,387 --> 01:17:02,055
對，沒錯！

1401
01:17:03,182 --> 01:17:04,183
等等，潘妮

1402
01:17:04,266 --> 01:17:05,642
妳能讀報嗎？

1403
01:17:05,809 --> 01:17:07,352
不行，那是法文

1404
01:17:07,811 --> 01:17:08,812
拍謝

1405
01:17:09,229 --> 01:17:10,230
這個呢？

1406
01:17:10,397 --> 01:17:11,773
“社交焦慮

1407
01:17:11,857 --> 01:17:13,483
“問題不是你，是這世界”

1408
01:17:13,567 --> 01:17:15,485
太好了，妳看得見了

1409
01:17:15,694 --> 01:17:17,279
我終於看得見你的臉了

1410
01:17:17,446 --> 01:17:19,990
–妳一定很失望
–才不會

1411
01:17:20,616 --> 01:17:22,201
你長得很帥

1412
01:17:23,410 --> 01:17:27,706
我猜付蕭醫師的那筆錢很有用

1413
01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:30,542
什麼意思？

1414
01:17:31,543 --> 01:17:33,545
你沒給她50萬吧？

1415
01:17:33,629 --> 01:17:34,630
當然有囉

1416
01:17:34,713 --> 01:17:36,882
我得確定妳繼續接受治療

1417
01:17:37,049 --> 01:17:38,884
那是你僅有的積蓄

1418
01:17:39,384 --> 01:17:42,638
每一毛錢都花得很值得

1419
01:17:45,891 --> 01:17:47,851
等等，我不懂

1420
01:17:47,935 --> 01:17:50,062
妳要給我50萬？

1421
01:17:50,229 --> 01:17:52,064
我老妹在澳洲贏了樂透

1422
01:17:52,147 --> 01:17:55,025
用我的生日和罩杯尺寸，她欠我的

1423
01:17:55,484 --> 01:17:57,277
我不能讓你付我的醫療費

1424
01:17:57,736 --> 01:17:59,988
不管怎樣我都不能拿

1425
01:18:01,907 --> 01:18:03,534
湯瑪斯，我堅持

1426
01:18:03,825 --> 01:18:05,035
我拒絕

1427
01:18:07,621 --> 01:18:10,290
夠了，每次都有兩塊錢手續費

1428
01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:12,793
錢在妳的帳戶裡了

1429
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,378
不能拿回來

1430
01:18:16,296 --> 01:18:17,297
好吧

1431
01:18:17,381 --> 01:18:18,465
潘妮

1432
01:18:20,092 --> 01:18:21,343
妳想來嗎？

1433
01:18:22,010 --> 01:18:24,179
–跟我走
–我不能跟你走

1434
01:18:24,263 --> 01:18:25,389
為什麼？

1435
01:18:26,598 --> 01:18:28,308
你又不認識我

1436
01:18:29,726 --> 01:18:31,144
真正的我

1437
01:18:32,604 --> 01:18:34,731
我想多認識妳

1438
01:18:34,940 --> 01:18:36,650
假如妳改變心意

1439
01:18:45,951 --> 01:18:46,952
好吧

1440
01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:57,671
妳做了什麼？

1441
01:18:57,838 --> 01:18:59,339
為什麼讓他走？

1442
01:18:59,506 --> 01:19:00,632
妳在說什麼？

1443
01:19:00,799 --> 01:19:02,050
妳贏了

1444
01:19:02,926 --> 01:19:04,011
停下來！

1445
01:19:04,178 --> 01:19:07,723
回來…不！

1446
01:19:10,684 --> 01:19:14,688
飛機並沒有為肖查某停下來

1447
01:19:14,855 --> 01:19:15,856
她來了

1448
01:19:16,023 --> 01:19:21,445
淫婦走來了…

1449
01:19:21,987 --> 01:19:25,199
昨晚我是去了他房間色誘他

1450
01:19:25,282 --> 01:19:27,659
他關燈後，我以為有搞頭

1451
01:19:27,826 --> 01:19:29,912
但他只是用筆電秀給我看…

1452
01:19:30,078 --> 01:19:31,455
他全新的應用程式

1453
01:19:31,538 --> 01:19:34,249
結束後我以為我們會上床

1454
01:19:34,416 --> 01:19:38,504
但他說他有潔癖，請我沖個澡

1455
01:19:38,670 --> 01:19:40,088
我覺得很羞辱人

1456
01:19:40,255 --> 01:19:42,508
但為了贏，還是乖乖照辦

1457
01:19:42,674 --> 01:19:44,885
我出來後他和我的衣服都不見了

1458
01:19:44,968 --> 01:19:46,345
我的珠寶、手機、筆電

1459
01:19:46,428 --> 01:19:48,680
還有限量版的名牌高跟鞋

1460
01:19:52,392 --> 01:19:53,602
少來了

1461
01:19:54,186 --> 01:19:55,187
妳以為我會相信…

1462
01:19:55,270 --> 01:19:59,024
那個暖男偷走妳的名牌鞋

1463
01:19:59,191 --> 01:20:02,653
卻把我想給他的50萬還給我？

1464
01:20:05,113 --> 01:20:07,282
妳幹嘛給他50萬？

1465
01:20:07,449 --> 01:20:09,785
因為妳偷了他50萬呀

1466
01:20:09,868 --> 01:20:12,788
才沒有！妳真是胸大無腦！

1467
01:20:12,955 --> 01:20:14,206
我沒偷他的錢

1468
01:20:14,373 --> 01:20:16,959
我投資他的應用程式！

1469
01:20:17,626 --> 01:20:18,627
投資多少？

1470
01:20:18,794 --> 01:20:21,797
50萬美金

1471
01:20:23,173 --> 01:20:24,299
湯瑪斯傳來的

1472
01:20:25,425 --> 01:20:27,386
–不要！
–給我看！

1473
01:20:28,428 --> 01:20:30,973
“我說的是真心話，但事實是

1474
01:20:31,056 --> 01:20:33,433
“騙徒是最好的詐騙對象

1475
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:36,687
“全是我奶奶教的，妳們知道她是…

1476
01:20:36,854 --> 01:20:38,146
“美杜莎”

1477
01:20:40,566 --> 01:20:41,650
那代表…

1478
01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:43,694
妳是湯瑪斯的奶奶

1479
01:20:43,902 --> 01:20:46,613
–變態！
–不是啦！

1480
01:20:46,822 --> 01:20:48,615
湯瑪斯的奶奶是美杜莎

1481
01:20:48,699 --> 01:20:49,741
她把畢生功力傳給他

1482
01:20:49,825 --> 01:20:50,951
他是新生代美杜莎

1483
01:20:51,034 --> 01:20:52,619
妳又怎麼了？

1484
01:20:52,870 --> 01:20:55,122
他沒把比特幣匯還給我

1485
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:58,667
我的50萬在他那裡

1486
01:20:58,834 --> 01:21:00,878
還有我的50萬

1487
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:06,008
我們給了那臭小子一百萬？

1488
01:21:07,217 --> 01:21:09,803
開什麼玩笑？

1489
01:21:10,179 --> 01:21:12,055
–有這麼多…
–不！

1490
01:21:12,139 --> 01:21:15,934
–奸詐狡猾、老謀深算…
–真假？

1491
01:21:16,018 --> 01:21:18,061
–千禧世代的…
–我又生氣又性奮

1492
01:21:18,145 --> 01:21:19,688
萬惡騙徒

1493
01:21:19,855 --> 01:21:21,440
他是最壞的！

1494
01:21:27,529 --> 01:21:29,781
不過他也很高竿，對吧？

1495
01:21:53,013 --> 01:21:56,683
艾伯特，抱歉我罵你雞骨頭

1496
01:21:57,226 --> 01:21:59,353
我知道你硬不起來

1497
01:21:59,937 --> 01:22:00,979
去死吧

1498
01:22:12,533 --> 01:22:14,660
謝謝妳讓我多待兩星期

1499
01:22:14,826 --> 01:22:16,495
妳多住了一星期

1500
01:22:16,662 --> 01:22:19,122
很開心，對吧？

1501
01:22:23,752 --> 01:22:25,629
妳接下來要做什麼？

1502
01:22:27,089 --> 01:22:29,800
我想去泰國

1503
01:22:30,259 --> 01:22:31,718
也許曼谷

1504
01:22:31,885 --> 01:22:33,512
或是腐雞島

1505
01:22:35,806 --> 01:22:36,932
普吉島

1506
01:22:37,432 --> 01:22:39,434
不對，不是這麼說

1507
01:22:47,109 --> 01:22:48,485
這是什麼？

1508
01:22:48,694 --> 01:22:51,697
魔戒大絕招的妳那一份

1509
01:22:53,156 --> 01:22:54,908
扣掉開銷

1510
01:22:55,075 --> 01:22:58,120
衣服、外燴、義肢等等

1511
01:22:58,287 --> 01:23:00,455
還有妳砸爛的花瓶

1512
01:23:00,956 --> 01:23:02,499
還有造成的馬桶堵塞

1513
01:23:02,666 --> 01:23:03,667
什麼？

1514
01:23:23,187 --> 01:23:26,064
哈囉，大家讓讓

1515
01:23:26,148 --> 01:23:27,774
拍謝，借過

1516
01:23:27,858 --> 01:23:29,234
瑞奇來了，寶貝

1517
01:23:29,318 --> 01:23:32,029
拍謝，甘溫

1518
01:23:32,196 --> 01:23:34,281
好了，多謝了

1519
01:23:34,364 --> 01:23:36,116
好了

1520
01:23:36,450 --> 01:23:37,618
我來介紹

1521
01:23:37,826 --> 01:23:41,079
凱西，妳這翹臀辣妹快給我上來

1522
01:23:41,163 --> 01:23:42,497
瑞奇，慢點

1523
01:23:42,581 --> 01:23:43,874
我得喘口氣

1524
01:23:43,957 --> 01:23:46,960
麥假了，妳的體力好得很

1525
01:23:47,127 --> 01:23:49,505
事情是這樣

1526
01:23:49,713 --> 01:23:53,133
我帶凱西去參觀卡布里島豪宅

1527
01:23:53,300 --> 01:23:56,136
發現她超有品味的

1528
01:23:56,303 --> 01:23:58,305
不只是對房地產喔

1529
01:23:58,472 --> 01:24:00,182
凱西也超愛動物

1530
01:24:00,349 --> 01:24:02,935
但是她不愛普通的貓狗

1531
01:24:03,018 --> 01:24:06,522
她喜歡特別的毛小孩，最好是…

1532
01:24:06,688 --> 01:24:08,482
非法野生動物，對吧？

1533
01:24:08,649 --> 01:24:10,901
係滴，妳想要什麼？

1534
01:24:10,984 --> 01:24:12,861
修道院嗎？

1535
01:24:13,028 --> 01:24:16,657
–稀有動物庇護所和水療館
–讚啦

1536
01:24:16,823 --> 01:24:19,952
我就跟凱西說妳得見見我朋友

1537
01:24:20,035 --> 01:24:21,203
於是就登上遊艇

1538
01:24:21,286 --> 01:24:23,413
揚帆啟航，來到這兒

1539
01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:26,750
大夥兒，容我介紹南非…

1540
01:24:26,834 --> 01:24:30,379
最頂尖的瀕危物種販賣商人

1541
01:24:30,546 --> 01:24:33,090
茵卡貝克

1542
01:24:41,473 --> 01:24:42,766
怎麼了？

1543
01:24:42,933 --> 01:24:44,935
舌頭被異國貓咬走了？

1544
01:24:48,939 --> 01:24:50,023
並沒有

1545
01:24:50,107 --> 01:24:51,149
安怎，凱西？

1546
01:24:51,567 --> 01:24:54,570
很高興認識野生動物同好

1547
01:24:54,778 --> 01:24:56,154
我本身偏愛跳羚

1548
01:24:56,321 --> 01:24:59,408
我也是，我真是沒禮貌

1549
01:24:59,575 --> 01:25:02,619
忘了介紹茵卡的左右手

1550
01:25:02,786 --> 01:25:07,499
各位，想要找人空手馴服一隻鱷魚

1551
01:25:07,666 --> 01:25:10,210
來找席拉馬拉琪就對了

1552
01:25:11,753 --> 01:25:14,173
可是她不幸沒了舌頭

1553
01:25:14,339 --> 01:25:19,052
被一隻兇猛的小赤甲袋熊咬掉了

1554
01:25:20,220 --> 01:25:21,763
願主眷顧她

1555
01:25:22,556 --> 01:25:23,849
真可憐

1556
01:25:24,766 --> 01:25:27,436
她會比手語，對吧，席拉？

1557
01:25:29,104 --> 01:25:30,105
沒錯

1558
01:25:31,523 --> 01:25:33,025
她真的會

1559
01:25:37,237 --> 01:25:38,780
去呷賽吧

1560
01:25:38,864 --> 01:25:41,283
–好唄
–哇咧，夠了

1561
01:25:41,366 --> 01:25:42,367
她說什麼？

1562
01:25:42,451 --> 01:25:43,452
好了啦

1563
01:25:43,535 --> 01:25:45,078
她說，大夥兒…

1564
01:25:45,245 --> 01:25:49,041
請進屋子享用她的冰淇淋

1565
01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:51,418
沒錯，誰愛吃冰淇淋？

1566
01:25:51,585 --> 01:25:54,755
冰的啦，大夥兒跟我走

1567
01:25:54,922 --> 01:25:56,673
走這條石子路

1568
01:25:56,798 --> 01:25:57,799
凱西，拿著

1569
01:25:57,883 --> 01:25:59,843
看著她，她是老大

1570
01:25:59,927 --> 01:26:02,095
跟著她一路上去

1571
01:26:02,262 --> 01:26:04,306
走上去會看到一個小老頭

1572
01:26:04,473 --> 01:26:06,099
他會替烤肉架生火

1573
01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:08,727
咱們要吃紅肉啦！

1574
01:26:20,906 --> 01:26:23,408
今年我賺了六百萬美金

1575
01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:24,701
目前為止

1576
01:26:25,118 --> 01:26:26,286
很厲害

1577
01:26:27,037 --> 01:26:28,372
有夠討人厭

1578
01:26:28,497 --> 01:26:29,498
但是鬥陣作伙…

1579
01:26:29,581 --> 01:26:31,375
我們可以賺更多

1580
01:26:31,542 --> 01:26:33,502
多到花不完

1581
01:26:33,877 --> 01:26:36,964
妳們倆都是詐騙女神

1582
01:26:37,130 --> 01:26:39,466
我奶奶會愛死妳們

1583
01:26:40,050 --> 01:26:41,218
咱們三個人…

1584
01:26:41,927 --> 01:26:43,971
會是最殺的詐騙集團

1585
01:26:51,144 --> 01:26:52,354
你耍了我

1586
01:26:52,521 --> 01:26:57,067
潘妮，我從來都沒有欺騙妳的感情

1587
01:27:08,537 --> 01:27:09,621
聽好

1588
01:27:10,789 --> 01:27:12,833
先把一百萬還給我們

1589
01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:15,669
再給一百萬當作道歉

1590
01:27:15,752 --> 01:27:17,963
對，你敢再背叛我們…

1591
01:27:18,172 --> 01:27:20,299
就不准你跟我上床一年

1592
01:27:20,841 --> 01:27:21,967
或是半年

1593
01:27:22,050 --> 01:27:24,428
24小時好了

1594
01:27:24,595 --> 01:27:26,138
只能等到…

1595
01:27:26,430 --> 01:27:29,725
早上我才會開門大吉

1596
01:27:29,892 --> 01:27:31,602
–說完沒？
–說完了

1597
01:27:31,685 --> 01:27:32,769
別再背叛我們

1598
01:27:33,145 --> 01:27:34,146
一言為定

1599
01:27:34,521 --> 01:27:36,440
我們幹不幹？

1600
01:27:42,738 --> 01:27:46,158
倫敦，六個月後

1601
01:27:46,241 --> 01:27:47,868
她們往這兒跑

1602
01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,036
快點！

1603
01:27:57,252 --> 01:27:58,921
該死，又追丟了

1604
01:27:59,087 --> 01:28:00,756
你怎麼會把她們追丟？

1605
01:28:01,215 --> 01:28:04,092
你怎麼會給她們20萬英鎊？

1606
01:28:04,343 --> 01:28:06,553
乳頭手術不便宜耶

1607
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:08,639
一英鎊是五百美金

1608
01:28:08,805 --> 01:28:10,390
–並不是
–老兄！

1609
01:28:11,517 --> 01:28:13,727
有沒有看到兩個女人跑走？

1610
01:28:14,728 --> 01:28:17,189
拿著一大疊鈔票？

1611
01:28:17,356 --> 01:28:18,357
–對
–有啊

1612
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,483
她們往那兒跑了

1613
01:28:19,566 --> 01:28:20,651
走吧！

1614
01:28:21,193 --> 01:28:22,194
來啊！

1615
01:28:22,277 --> 01:28:24,154
呼叫支援之類的

1616
01:28:35,249 --> 01:28:37,793
幸運聖誕洋裝又立大功

1617
01:28:41,213 --> 01:28:43,090
我不得不說

1618
01:28:43,298 --> 01:28:46,009
這些衣服真有巧思

1619
01:28:47,344 --> 01:28:48,762
老招很有用

1620
01:28:50,681 --> 01:28:52,432
聖誕節快樂

1621
01:28:52,975 --> 01:28:54,184
湯瑪斯，我有禮物送你

1622
01:28:54,351 --> 01:28:55,394
謝了，聖誕老公公

1623
01:28:55,477 --> 01:28:57,354
我還在耶

1624
01:29:10,075 --> 01:29:17,082
別走開，精彩的還在後頭

1625
01:32:28,565 --> 01:32:30,484
荷譚絲，那是這麼用的嗎？

1626
01:32:30,567 --> 01:32:32,486
抹刀上面可沒有牛油

1627
01:32:32,653 --> 01:32:35,572
安立奎，你說雖然你…

1628
01:32:35,656 --> 01:32:38,784
移民到美國以後賺了大錢

1629
01:32:38,867 --> 01:32:42,371
卻認為該禁止瓜地馬拉人去棕櫚灘？

1630
01:32:42,454 --> 01:32:45,082
對，我認為這是個危機

1631
01:32:45,207 --> 01:32:46,917
看什麼看？

1632
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,961
別躲在角落

1633
01:32:49,419 --> 01:32:52,548
汝用汝手亂摸蘿絲琳的胸器

1634
01:32:52,714 --> 01:32:54,216
汝不承認？

1635
01:32:54,299 --> 01:32:58,262
荷譚絲把她的追求者從墳裡挖出來

1636
01:32:59,054 --> 01:33:00,389
這是徒勞之舉

1637
01:33:00,472 --> 01:33:01,974
家族永遠不會接受他

1638
01:33:02,057 --> 01:33:03,976
他是黑人所以妳不喜歡他

1639
01:33:04,142 --> 01:33:06,728
姊姊，我能唱我的歌嗎？

1640
01:33:06,979 --> 01:33:08,397
當然可以囉

1641
01:33:08,564 --> 01:33:11,275
荷譚絲為我們訂婚寫了歌

1642
01:33:11,441 --> 01:33:12,860
很棒吧？

1643
01:33:13,026 --> 01:33:14,653
等等，我要那把琴

1644
01:33:14,903 --> 01:33:16,196
請拿去吧

1645
01:33:19,908 --> 01:33:23,412
聽好囉，這是荷譚絲的創作

1646
01:33:33,213 --> 01:33:34,214
婚禮！

1647
01:33:38,093 --> 01:33:39,094
死亡！

1648
01:33:42,723 --> 01:33:45,601
她有好老師，但才華是教不出來的

1649
01:33:47,227 --> 01:33:48,729
好好享用