1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:23,232 -准备好了吗? -我时刻准备着 4 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,913 要对付谁?可怕的犀牛帮? 5 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,492 鳄鱼帮?还是疯狼帮?上吧 6 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:37,871 提醒你一声 这恐怕是有史以来 你将面临的最大挑战 7 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,958 等着接招吧 8 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,963 功夫入门班 9 00:00:48,726 --> 00:00:50,436 我能用悟习铁指扣吗? 10 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,302 最好不要 11 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:55,931 记住 阿宝 功夫代代相传 12 00:00:56,024 --> 00:01:00,811 这样功夫的精髓才能传到你 然后到这些… 13 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:06,059 -可爱的孩子们身上 -什么? 14 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,358 -祝你好运 -等一下 15 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:10,028 师父 别这样 16 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,995 好吧 你们先坐好 17 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,205 喂 18 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,958 嘿 先安静下来 19 00:01:23,927 --> 00:01:25,136 好吧 20 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,215 小毛绒球们都给我坐下 21 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,092 神龙大侠 22 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,677 是的 谢了 23 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,971 要教我们很酷的功夫招式吗? 24 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,181 -是的 -太好了 25 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,350 这下可以学些拳脚功夫了 26 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,811 别着急 拳脚功夫 只是功夫中的小把戏 27 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,564 很炫 但只是小把戏 28 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,400 “功夫”意味着追求卓越 29 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,946 努力做到最好 这才是功夫的意义 兔子们 30 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,949 我想学娇虎的招式 31 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,117 要开打了吗? 32 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,912 -对 像盖世五侠那样? -对 33 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,623 盖世五侠?他们挺酷的吧? 34 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,251 但他们这么厉害不是因为会打架 35 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:09,337 不是的 在成为武林高手之前 36 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,089 他们要先学习功夫秘诀 37 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,299 -秘诀?什么秘诀? -快告诉我们 38 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,759 我不应该说的 39 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,095 要不怎么说是秘诀呢 这是最高机密 40 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:21,141 求求你告诉我们 求你了 41 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:25,274 好 不过别说是我告诉你们的 我不会承认的 42 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,190 我会说“胡说什么? 我可什么也没有说过” 明白吗? 43 00:02:32,995 --> 00:02:36,198 就算螳螂大师当初只是小虫子 身手也非常敏捷 44 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:37,491 快如闪电 45 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,868 -无论有谁需要帮助… -救命! 46 00:02:41,616 --> 00:02:42,867 他就会立刻现身 47 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,166 抓住他 48 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,588 他是山谷里的大英雄 49 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,634 不过他有个小问题 50 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,428 跑堂的 我都饿坏了 51 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,179 他超级没耐心 52 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:01,639 怎么这么久? 53 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,993 对螳螂来说 这个世界动作太慢了 54 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:09,597 -他速度太快了 -快给我 55 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,109 有一天 这给他惹上了麻烦 56 00:03:13,332 --> 00:03:15,945 鳄鱼帮偷走了我们村的… 57 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,823 -木材 -…羊毛大衣 58 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,658 如果我们不拿回来 就会… 59 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,076 看起来很土? 60 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:23,786 …被冻死 61 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:27,248 跟我料想的一样 这些披着鳞片的家伙跑哪去了? 62 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,541 -他们去了… -西面 63 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,376 -不 是东面 -你怎么… 64 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,794 -往那边… -山那边 65 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:32,879 不 66 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,964 -小岛是… -犀牛的吗? 67 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:39,093 -鳄鱼强盗的 -鳄鱼强盗?东面?羊毛大衣 68 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,721 明白了 我需要一艘船 69 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:43,556 -你需要非常… -快 70 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,767 -小心 拿上… -干粮当午饭? 71 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,226 -地图 -不需要地图 72 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,562 -螳螂 他们… -没反应过来就会被我放倒 73 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:53,108 有陷阱 这可是他们臭名昭著的诡计 74 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,543 有陷阱! 怎么没人警告过我? 75 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,462 这不是大名鼎鼎的螳螂吗? 76 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:17,384 估计你太着急 忘记检查有没有陷阱了吧? 77 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:21,511 有本事放我出来 看看我多快就让你们哭鼻子 78 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,600 还是把你关在里面 看你老得有多快吧 79 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,860 螳螂竭尽全力 却逃不出去 80 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:40,214 我竭尽全力 却逃不出去 81 00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:43,650 他只能坐下来 静等事情出现转机 82 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:47,329 于是他等着 83 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:49,414 一直等 84 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,375 直到一件令人震惊的事发生了 85 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:56,681 有史以来第一次 螳螂发现世界比他转得快 86 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,382 螳螂不得不等待着 进入了出神状态 87 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,551 一种非凡的精神境界 88 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,055 螳螂发现了自己一直缺乏的东西 89 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,516 耐心 90 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,893 还有一个绝妙的计划 91 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:14,314 螳螂 快起来 该吃饭了 92 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,400 伙计们? 93 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,571 -真恶心 -他好像死了 94 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,908 -碰碰他 找个东西戳他一下 -小心点 95 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:28,286 螳螂运用了所有的内力 96 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,539 才能不笑出来 97 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,000 鳄鱼们完全被他神奇的… 98 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,461 “坐禅入定”的招术骗到了 99 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:41,341 伺机而动 100 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:51,398 螳螂终于找到了超越自我的秘诀 101 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,980 -耐心带来的无与伦比的力量 -对 102 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,445 -别这样 大家等一等 -我是螳螂大师 103 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,531 -等等 别这样 -伺机而动 104 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,450 看 这就是“坐禅入定”的技巧 105 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,536 你们没抓住重点 这不是在说怎么打斗 106 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,997 别打了 嘿 107 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,748 坐下 108 00:06:16,768 --> 00:06:18,603 这次你们要专心听 109 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:23,480 据说蛇族是伟大龙族的后裔 110 00:06:23,602 --> 00:06:27,929 神奇的火焰浓缩成了强有力的毒液 111 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,694 灵蛇大师是蛇族中最厉害的 112 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:37,708 毒牙一碰 就能让15个猩猩战士倒下 113 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:40,133 外加一个中等体型的鳄鱼 114 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,446 大师那可怕的毒牙神功 115 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:49,384 让魔鬼在他面前都瑟瑟发抖 116 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,247 女儿的出生让大师十分高兴 117 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,159 这样就能女承父业 118 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:01,338 总算有小战士能够继承我的武艺了 119 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,530 小灵蛇第一次对父亲露出微笑时 120 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,885 全世界都震惊了 121 00:07:08,887 --> 00:07:10,972 说对了 她没有毒牙 122 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:12,766 没有毒液 123 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,394 许多年过去了 124 00:07:16,863 --> 00:07:19,731 灵蛇的父亲仍旧孤身一人保卫村庄 125 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:23,818 避免坏蛋来骚扰 126 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:28,216 小灵蛇仍没有长出毒牙 127 00:07:28,761 --> 00:07:31,826 -灵蛇大师郁郁寡欢 -我能帮上忙吗? 128 00:07:33,773 --> 00:07:37,666 不用了 女儿 对你来说太危险了 129 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:42,497 小灵蛇就跳了一支舞 想让父亲高兴起来 130 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,193 父亲笑了 不过一下而已 131 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,677 我知道你们在想什么 132 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,388 -怎么还不开打? -对啊 133 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,350 耐心点 小家伙们 这就… 134 00:07:56,148 --> 00:07:57,148 开始 135 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,773 好吧 不是马上开始 不过快了 136 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,942 中秋节到了 137 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,903 灵蛇平时为父亲跳舞 138 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:10,364 使她成了村里最好的红绸舞者 139 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,744 不过因为没有毒牙 她不敢去参加节日庆祝 140 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,750 灵蛇大师正要去馄饨摊 141 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,293 忽然来了一个猩猩土匪 142 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:29,714 快退下 灵蛇老头 我的铁拳会让整个镇子都不寒而栗 143 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,791 你休想得逞 看我惊世骇俗的… 144 00:08:33,902 --> 00:08:35,656 毒牙攻击 145 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:38,585 来咬我呀 大毒牙 146 00:08:40,183 --> 00:08:42,326 他的毒牙之前所向无敌 147 00:08:46,514 --> 00:08:48,287 怎么可能? 148 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:52,407 我的毒牙护甲破了你的毒牙神功 149 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,324 父亲 150 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,456 灵蛇?灵蛇 151 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,126 灵蛇不知道自己该怎么办 152 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,337 不过她明白一件事… 153 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,590 谁也不准毒打我老爸 154 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,643 带着漂亮丝带的小蛇? 155 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,097 怎么着?打算给我跳舞吗? 156 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,149 如果能让你开心 157 00:09:21,293 --> 00:09:22,395 那就跳吧 158 00:09:28,347 --> 00:09:30,535 不用牙我也能制服你 159 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,909 真可惜 你的拳头没你嘴皮子快 160 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,460 我的舞技破了你的毒液护甲 161 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:51,674 没有毒牙的女儿 让灵蛇大师大为震惊 162 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,636 女儿以前用跳舞让父亲微笑 163 00:09:57,504 --> 00:09:59,032 她成功了 164 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:04,270 那晚 灵蛇找到了勇气 165 00:10:04,746 --> 00:10:07,190 比毒液更强大的武器 166 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,528 怎么了? 167 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,115 干嘛都哭丧着脸?灵蛇多厉害啊 168 00:10:15,274 --> 00:10:18,951 对 她是很酷 可我们只是小兔子 169 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,854 我们比不上灵蛇 170 00:10:21,564 --> 00:10:22,664 你们没那么酷 171 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:27,085 这就是重点 仙鹤也不怎么酷 172 00:10:27,858 --> 00:10:30,588 20年前 中原最优秀的弟子们 173 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,230 都在举世闻名的 “力大武院”学习功夫 174 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,303 最厉害的弟子非林梅莫属 175 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,722 她真是才艺双全 176 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,519 仙鹤也在那里 177 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,979 -当清洁工 -仙鹤 178 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,648 -下周就是新生选拔了 -真的? 179 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,393 仙鹤一直想成为武院的弟子 180 00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:55,446 这个地方可要准备好 181 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,237 但他觉得自己太瘦弱了 182 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,450 仙鹤 快去打扫 183 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,121 武校的弟子们很辛苦 184 00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:05,957 但仙鹤更辛苦 185 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,458 哇 186 00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:11,504 仙鹤 你好厉害 187 00:11:13,511 --> 00:11:15,971 -我? -你应该试试新生选拔 188 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:21,623 不行 这个想法太疯狂了 我可不行 189 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,133 不试怎么知道 190 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,549 如果林梅也这么想 或许他真该试试 191 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,975 于是 每晚干完活以后 192 00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:32,901 仙鹤都为了选拔考试 进行艰苦训练 193 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,379 选拔考试那一天终于到了 194 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:51,325 想要入选 只要拿到那面小红旗就行 195 00:11:51,519 --> 00:11:52,562 很简单 196 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,340 简单却难于上青天 197 00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:05,057 真可悲 没一个人能做到? 198 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,811 -等一下 有一个人可以 -大家好 199 00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,263 仙鹤? 200 00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:14,442 是啊 看他那瘦腿 201 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,864 我的瘦腿?头一次听见别人这么说 202 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,496 仙鹤 既然你来了 还是赶快扫地吧 203 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,207 我很遗憾 204 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,170 别往心里去 没关系 205 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,839 仙鹤 快动起来 到处都是打掉的牙 206 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,051 真的没关系 207 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,889 我脑子里想到的“没关系” 208 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,100 仙鹤 别动 209 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,813 慢慢走出来 210 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,649 但仙鹤纹丝不动 211 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,161 仙鹤忽然感到一股全新的力量 212 00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:08,716 自信 213 00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:12,220 他感到从瘦脚跟到嘴尖 都充满了自信 214 00:13:12,329 --> 00:13:14,252 就连帽子也自信满满 215 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:38,234 你以为你们不够酷?如果你们有… 216 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:43,289 仙鹤一半的土气就不错了 217 00:13:43,381 --> 00:13:44,632 明白我的意思吗? 218 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,037 好吧 教了这么久我都饿了 219 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,122 休息一下吃午餐吧 220 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:56,184 等等 你还没把秘诀都告诉我们 221 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,129 没有吗?你们肯定都听完了 222 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,299 阿宝 你还没说完 223 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,514 没有吗?一个 两个 三个… 224 00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:06,601 你们说得对 我确实没说完 225 00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:08,472 下一堂课 226 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:12,393 还得从好多年前的孤宝孤儿院说起 227 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,145 孩子们 228 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:19,359 每个月 孤宝孤儿院的孩子们 都有机会被领养 229 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,653 这个地方其乐融融 230 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,323 至少看起来是那样 231 00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:31,496 但孤宝孤儿院有个可怕的秘密 232 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,024 有一个怪物 233 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:39,212 一个凶猛有力的怪物 任何人都驯服不了它 234 00:14:39,896 --> 00:14:42,298 一天晚上 它逃了出去 235 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,280 看啊 236 00:14:50,914 --> 00:14:53,601 孤宝孤儿院的怪物就是… 237 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,686 娇虎 238 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,397 我就想玩玩 239 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:02,068 她不像其他小白兔 或小鸭子那么可爱 240 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,694 等一等 241 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,000 可怜的娇虎 也不知道自己有多强大 242 00:15:10,101 --> 00:15:13,729 没人愿意领养这样的小孩 大家都怕她 243 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,250 她是个怪物 一个怪物 244 00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,212 孤儿院需要别人帮忙才行 245 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,298 娇虎? 246 00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:27,468 我是师父 我… 247 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:28,719 很害怕? 248 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,722 -不 -你应该害怕才对 249 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,517 我是娇虎 是个怪物 250 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:38,187 -没人要的怪物 -你不是怪物 251 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,481 你只是个小女孩 252 00:15:44,386 --> 00:15:45,554 我们玩玩? 253 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,949 你必须学会控制自己的力量 254 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,952 于是训练开始了 255 00:15:53,864 --> 00:15:57,498 这个游戏需要纪律 精准 256 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,408 手要沉 心要稳 257 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,296 专心 再来 258 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,760 娇虎尽了自己最大的努力 259 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,097 但依然无法控制自己的脾气 260 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,765 再来 261 00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:18,561 日复一日 月复一月 262 00:16:21,204 --> 00:16:22,330 再来 263 00:16:25,487 --> 00:16:26,736 直到有一天… 264 00:16:41,272 --> 00:16:42,793 她终于成功了 265 00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:45,963 她的训练大功告成 266 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:52,604 孤宝孤儿院 再度成为中原最欢乐的地方 267 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,838 但对娇虎来说 还有一个考验 268 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,392 她能找到一个温暖的家吗? 269 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,399 太扫兴了 270 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,527 过来 宝贝 总会有机会的 271 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,696 大人们依然很怕她 272 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,367 除了一个人 273 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,849 -师父 -来吧 咱们回家 274 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,601 -你们觉得好笑吗? -是啊 275 00:17:41,069 --> 00:17:44,689 嘲笑别人比被人嘲笑 要来得容易吧? 276 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,899 我再来说说金猴吧 277 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,027 三个字 278 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,489 坏家伙 279 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,062 一个词 三个字 280 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,567 并不是说 他是个身手厉害的坏家伙 281 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,371 金猴是个坏家伙 282 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,500 不是个好人 283 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,841 嘿 我在这里 284 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:17,054 混蛋 285 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,057 村民们受够了 286 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,458 他们想出了一个计划 287 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,228 你走吧 288 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,772 好吧 这个计划不怎么样 289 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,234 与其请金猴离开 290 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,612 他们打算来硬的 291 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,132 无论村民们请谁过来 292 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,010 都不是金猴的对手 293 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,889 金猴真能把所有人的裤子 都脱下来 294 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,810 除了这一位… 295 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,023 金猴 你必须离开 296 00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:11,984 没问题 如果你能打过我 我就走 297 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,695 如果打不过 请你离开 298 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,322 还要留下裤子 299 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,532 但乌龟没穿裤子 300 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,992 咱们过过招 301 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,719 现在你想怎么样? 302 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,123 你救了我 为什么? 303 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,669 金猴 我看得出来你技艺超凡 304 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:17,425 但我也体会到了你深切的痛苦 305 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,149 你赢了 我走好了 306 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:39,706 留下吧 用你的技艺 造福大家 年轻人 307 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:44,555 找回一样很久之前你失去的东西 308 00:20:44,685 --> 00:20:45,853 我的裤子? 309 00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:48,261 同情心 310 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,126 谢谢你 大师 311 00:20:52,223 --> 00:20:54,670 于是 金猴懂得了善待他人 312 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,254 就是善待自己 313 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,591 现在 他真正变成了好人 314 00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:00,595 非常好 315 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:08,684 可能有些坏心眼 不过都用在正道上 316 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,604 -好耶 -把裤子留下 317 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,858 嘿 别着急 318 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,652 -师父 -不容易吧? 319 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,071 不 是有点… 320 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,734 瞧 教授功夫也是一门艺术 321 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,160 需要多年才能炉火纯青 322 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,456 要是这次没教好 也别失望 323 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,668 告诉我 你们对功夫了解多少 324 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,172 就是打打杀杀 325 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,552 同时也要有耐心 326 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,054 -和勇气 -还有纪律 327 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,223 还有同情心 328 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,227 功夫能建立自信 329 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:59,693 继续吧 阿宝大师 我去打坐冥想了 330 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:05,282 好 干得漂亮 第一天的训练还不错 331 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,451 等等 阿宝 你呢? 332 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,619 -我? -对啊 333 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,413 跟我们说说你的第一天吧 334 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,999 告诉我们吧 快说啊 335 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,763 感觉棒极了 336 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,889 酷毙了 337 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,975 剧终