1 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,018 Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China 2 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,145 than there are people of any kind living in the United States? 3 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:23,022 - That can't possibly be true. - It is. 4 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,148 What would account for that? 5 00:00:24,232 --> 00:00:27,234 Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question. 6 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:29,445 How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people 7 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,363 who all got 1600 on their SATs? 8 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,240 - I didn't know they take SATs in China. - They don't. 9 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:35,451 I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me. 10 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,994 You got a 1600? 11 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,912 Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group, but I can't sing. 12 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,205 Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong? 13 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,583 I could row crew or invent a $25 PC. 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:43,917 Or you could get into a final club. 15 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:45,335 Or I get into a final club. 16 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:46,837 You know, from a woman's perspective, 17 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,797 sometimes not singing in an a cappella group is a good thing. 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:49,923 This is serious. 19 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,467 On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew. 20 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,427 Well, I can't do that. 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,095 I was kidding. 22 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:56,346 And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test. 23 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,223 - Have you ever tried? - I'm trying right now. 24 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,142 - To row crew? - To get into a final club. 25 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,478 To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional? 26 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,521 Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once. 27 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,148 I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at. 28 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,150 But you've seen guys who row crew, right? 29 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:09,276 No. 30 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,445 Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes. 31 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:12,988 And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew 32 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,114 so I assumed you had met one. 33 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:18,202 I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys. 34 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,787 Okay. 35 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,330 Should we get something to eat? 36 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,207 Would you like to talk about something else? 37 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,710 No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club, 38 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,670 I think I may have missed a birthday. 39 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,633 There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population... 40 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:36,053 The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc. 41 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,221 Which one? 42 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,806 The Porcellian, the Porc. It's the best of the best. 43 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,641 - Which Roosevelt? - Theodore. 44 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,061 Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls 45 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,604 who want to party with the next Fed chairman? 46 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:48,398 So you can see why it's so important to get in. 47 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,025 Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into? 48 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,405 - Why would you ask me that? - I was just asking. 49 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,658 None of them. That's the point. 50 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:00,661 My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer 51 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,079 and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. 52 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,123 The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here. 53 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:07,459 Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer? 54 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,878 - He likes meteorology. - You said it was oil futures. 55 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,172 You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil. 56 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:13,340 I think you asked me that 57 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,217 because you think the final club that's easiest to get into 58 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,552 is the one where I'll have the best chance. 59 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,971 I... What? 60 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,597 You asked me which one was the easiest to get into 61 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,183 because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance. 62 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,769 The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one 63 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,020 where anybody has the best chance. 64 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,689 You didn't ask me which one was the best one, 65 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,232 you asked me which one was the easiest one. 66 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,902 I was honestly just asking, okay? I was just asking to ask. 67 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,363 - Mark, I'm not speaking in code. - Erica. 68 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,782 You're obsessed with finals clubs. 69 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:41,243 You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it 70 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,995 who will prescribe you some sort of medication. 71 00:02:43,079 --> 00:02:45,581 You don't care if the side effects may include blindness. 72 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:48,375 Final clubs. Not "finals clubs." 73 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,171 And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated. 74 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:55,090 Yes. There is. 75 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,842 Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code. 76 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,177 I didn't mean to be cryptic. 77 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,012 I'm just saying I need to do something substantial 78 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,930 in order to get the attention of the clubs. 79 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,765 - Why? - Because they're exclusive. 80 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,268 And fun, and they lead to a better life. 81 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,936 Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president 82 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,938 because he was a member of the Phoenix Club. 83 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:12,274 He was a member of the Porcellian, and yes, he did. 84 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,736 Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be? 85 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:17,362 Did you really just say that? 86 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,947 I was kidding. 87 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,699 Just because something's trite doesn't make it less true. 88 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:21,867 I wanna try to be straightforward with you 89 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:24,203 and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive. 90 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,873 If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings, 91 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:31,126 and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet. 92 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,712 You would do that for me? 93 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,756 We're dating. 94 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,216 Okay. 95 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,469 Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you 96 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,387 and let you know that we're not anymore. 97 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,973 - What do you mean? - We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry. 98 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,142 - Is this a joke? - No, it's not. 99 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,227 You're breaking up with me? 100 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,561 You're gonna introduce me to people 101 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,313 I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet? 102 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,232 What the... What is that supposed to mean? 103 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,566 - Wait, settle down. - What is it supposed to mean? 104 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,485 Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now 105 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,320 is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy. 106 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:03,075 "The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. 107 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:07,579 The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people. 108 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,165 And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon? 109 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,501 - Wait. Wait, wait. - I'm going back to my dorm. 110 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,919 - Is this real? - Yes. 111 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,004 - Then wait, I apologize, okay? - I have to go study. 112 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,422 - Erica? - Yes? 113 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,758 - I'm sorry, I mean it. - I appreciate that, but I have to go study. 114 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,094 Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk. 115 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:23,428 - I can't. - Why? 116 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:26,431 Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster. 117 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,684 All I meant is that you're not likely to... Currently... 118 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:29,935 I wasn't making a comment on your appearance. 119 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,187 I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all, 120 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,355 and if it seemed rude, then I apologize. 121 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:34,773 - I have to go study. - You don't have to study. 122 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:36,191 Why do you keep saying I don't have to study? 123 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,110 'Cause you go to BU. 124 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,655 Do you want to get some food? 125 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:45,200 I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education. 126 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:47,202 And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even. 127 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:50,038 - I think we should just be friends. - I don't want friends. 128 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,206 I was just being polite. 129 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,457 I have no intention of being friends with you. 130 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,626 I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class 131 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,296 and if we could just order some food, I think we should... 132 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:02,050 Okay, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. 133 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,137 But you're gonna go through life thinking that girls don't like you 134 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,888 because you're a nerd. 135 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,559 And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true. 136 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:14,688 It'll be because you're an asshole. 137 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:18,788 Erica Albright's a bitch. 138 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,416 Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht, 139 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:24,753 or do you think it's because all BU girls are bitches? 140 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,134 For the record, she may look like a 34C, 141 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,887 but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. 142 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:38,058 She's a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising. 143 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,897 The truth is, she has a nice face. 144 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,274 I need to do something to take my mind off her. 145 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,944 Easy enough, except I need an idea. 146 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,244 I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie. 147 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,246 So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m. and it's a Tuesday night? 148 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,372 Billy. 149 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:02,207 The Kirkland facebook is open on my desktop, 150 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,960 and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics. 151 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,630 Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures 152 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,967 next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on who's hotter. 153 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,635 Good call, Mr. Olson. 154 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:23,019 Yeah, it's on. I'm not gonna do the farm animals, 155 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,938 but I like the idea of comparing two people together. 156 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,523 It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel 157 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,567 since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit 158 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,194 than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness, 159 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,988 like they do on hotornot.com. 160 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,615 The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures. 161 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,909 Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook, 162 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,035 so I'm going to have to get all the images 163 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,787 from the individual houses that people are in. 164 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:43,623 Let the hacking begin. 165 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,682 First up is Kirkland. 166 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:03,768 They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration. 167 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:08,398 So a little wget magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook. 168 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,524 Kids' stuff. 169 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,043 Next is Eliot. 170 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,253 They're also open, but with no indexes on Apache. 171 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,379 I can run an empty search 172 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,840 and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page. 173 00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:37,218 And I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me. 174 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,928 Excellent. Moving right along. 175 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,473 Excuse me! Everybody! 176 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,976 You are at one of the oldest, one of the most exclusive clubs, 177 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,854 not just at Harvard, but in the world. 178 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,230 And I want to welcome you all 179 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,734 to Phoenix Club's first party of the fall semester! 180 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,535 Lowell has some security. They require a username / password combo, 181 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,789 and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database, 182 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,082 so they have no way of detecting an intrusion. 183 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:12,003 Adams has no security, but limits the number of results to 20 a page. 184 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:15,173 All I need to do is break out the same script I used on Lowell and we're set. 185 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,760 Quincy has no online facebook. What a sham. 186 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,136 Nothing I can do about that. 187 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:22,639 Dunster is intense. 188 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,433 Not only is there no public directory, but there's no directory at all. 189 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,559 You have to do searches, 190 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,229 and if your search returns more than 20 matches, nothing gets returned. 191 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,564 And once you do get results, they don't link directly to the images. 192 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:34,234 They link to a PHP that redirects or something. Weird. 193 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,777 This may be difficult. I'll come back later. 194 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,654 - Hey, Shark Week's on. - What? 195 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,407 - Great white, beautiful fish. - Nice. 196 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,158 Leverett is a little better. They still make you search, 197 00:11:42,284 --> 00:11:45,370 but you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture. 198 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,123 It's slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time, 199 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:51,084 and there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time. 200 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,546 So it's definitely necessary to break out Emacs and modify that Perl script. 201 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,683 Here you go. 202 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:12,981 Done. 203 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,150 Hey, what's going on? 204 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,903 Perfect timing. Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient. 205 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,613 - Hey, Mark. - Wardo. 206 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,699 You and Erica split up. 207 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:23,867 How did you know that? 208 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,493 It's on your blog. 209 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:28,121 - Yeah. - Are you all right? 210 00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:30,540 - I need you. - I'm here for you. 211 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,667 No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players. 212 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,003 - Are you okay? - We're ranking girls. 213 00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,382 - You mean other students. - Yeah. 214 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,176 You think this is such a good idea? 215 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,761 - I need the algorithm. - Mark... 216 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,679 I need the algorithm. 217 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,349 Give each girl a base rating of 1400. 218 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,896 At any given time Girl A has a rating R-a and Girl B has a rating R-b. 219 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,732 When any two girls are matched up, there's an expectation of which will win 220 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,941 based on their current rating, right? 221 00:12:57,026 --> 00:13:00,528 Yeah. And those expectations are expressed this way. 222 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,030 Let's write it. 223 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,630 One on the left. 224 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,423 The right. 225 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:21,925 Yeah, still the right. 226 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,843 - It works. - Who should we send it to first? 227 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:24,969 - Dwyer. - Neal. 228 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,139 - Who are you gonna send it to? - Just a couple of people. 229 00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,390 The question is, 230 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,060 who are they gonna send it to? 231 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,465 Hey, guys, check this out. 232 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,636 Someone go to the left. Dude, do left. 233 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,264 Look at these girls. Right or left? 234 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,599 - Left is hot. - Left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 235 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,394 Right or left? 236 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,271 That's my roommate. 237 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,273 - Oh, my God. - The girl on the left. 238 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,359 This is pathetic. 239 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,485 Right. 240 00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,778 Left. 241 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:25,446 - Left. - Left? 242 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,866 Oh, shit. 243 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,034 Albright. 244 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,495 He blogged about you. 245 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,873 You don't wanna read it. 246 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,003 Left. 247 00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,588 Latina. 248 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,881 Erica. 249 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,216 Is this yours? 250 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,759 I stole it from a tranny. 251 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,887 Get the hell out of here! 252 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,556 - Left. - One on the right. 253 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,141 Left. 254 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,317 Man, that's an awful lot of traffic. 255 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,738 You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down before we get into trouble? 256 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,789 Hello? 257 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,919 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? 258 00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:22,879 At 4:00 in the morning? 259 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,090 Well, there's a very unusual amount of traffic to the switch at Kirkland. 260 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,635 You're saying it's unusual for 4:00 in the morning? 261 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,804 No, this'd be unusual for halftime at the Super Bowl. 262 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,848 All right. 263 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,144 I gotta go in. 264 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,271 What's going on? 265 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,982 Harvard's network is about to crash. 266 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,281 You don't think... 267 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,576 I do. 268 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,496 Go see if it's everybody's. 269 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,419 I can't connect. 270 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,381 The network's down. 271 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,133 Unless it's a coincidence, I think this is us. 272 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,677 It's not a coincidence. 273 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,637 Holy shit. 274 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,476 So you were called in front of the Ad Board. 275 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,228 That's not what happened. 276 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,938 You weren't called in front of the Administrative Board? 277 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,775 No, back. I mean back at the bar with Erica Albright. She said all that? 278 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,485 - Mark... - That I said that stuff to her? 279 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,237 I was reading from the transcript of her deposition. 280 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,989 Yeah, why would you even need to depose her? 281 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,740 That's really for us to decide. 282 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,369 You think if I know she can make me look like a jerk, I'll be more likely to settle. 283 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,870 Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute? 284 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,706 Can we do that? It's been almost three hours. 285 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,459 And frankly, you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg 286 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,378 with the girl's testimony from the bar. 287 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,088 I'm not embarrassed, she just made a lot of that up. 288 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,256 She was under oath. 289 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,717 Then I guess that would be the first time somebody's lied under oath. 290 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:04,522 The site got 2,200 hits within two hours? 291 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,982 Thousand. 292 00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,233 What? 293 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,194 Twenty-two thousand. 294 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,614 Wow. 295 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,884 These guys are just freakin' fast. 296 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,017 Is there any way to make this a fair fight? 297 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,852 Jump out and swim. 298 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,480 I think we'd have to jump out and drown. 299 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,608 Well, you could row forward and I could row backward. 300 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,944 We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place. 301 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,112 Just row the damn boat. 302 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,955 - You guys hear about this? - What? 303 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,667 Two nights ago, a sophomore choked the network from a laptop at Kirkland. 304 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,252 - Really? - At 4:00 a.m. 305 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:09,837 How? 306 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,965 He set up a website where you vote on the hotness of female undergrads. 307 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,884 What were we doing that none of us heard about this? 308 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,010 I don't know. 309 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,638 A three-hour low-rate technical row before breakfast. 310 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:20,181 Full course load. Studying. 311 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,558 Another three hours in the tank and then studying. 312 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,851 I'm not sure how we missed it. 313 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,561 How much activity was there on this thing? 314 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,438 Twenty-two thousand page requests. 315 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,357 Twenty-two thousand? 316 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,901 Cam, this guy hacked the facebook of seven houses. 317 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,654 He set up the whole website in one night, and he did it while he was drunk. 318 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,905 Twenty-two thousand? 319 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,408 - Well, how do you know he was drunk? - He was blogging simultaneously. 320 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,162 - You know what I think? - Way ahead of you. 321 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,914 This is our guy. 322 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,916 Cameron Winklevoss. 323 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,211 W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S. 324 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,587 "Cameron" spelled the usual way. 325 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,256 Tyler Winklevoss. 326 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,676 Tyler spelled the usual way, and my last name is the same as my brother's. 327 00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,471 Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an Administrative Board hearing. 328 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:03,766 You're being accused of intentionally breaching security, 329 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,268 violating copyrights, 330 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:10,648 violating individual privacy by creating the website www.facemash.com. 331 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,526 You're also charged with being in violation of university policy, 332 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,820 on distribution of digitized images. 333 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,948 Before we begin with our questioning, you're allowed to make a statement. 334 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,241 Would you like to do so? 335 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,285 I... 336 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:27,999 You know, I've already apologized in The Crimson to the ABHW, 337 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,667 to Fuerza Latina, 338 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,086 and to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted, 339 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,422 as I take it that they were. 340 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,383 As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, 341 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,344 I believe I deserve some recognition from this board. 342 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,473 - I'm sorry? - Yes. 343 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,559 I don't understand. 344 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,685 Which part? 345 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,854 You deserve recognition? 346 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,065 I believe I've pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system. 347 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,151 - Excuse me, may I? - Yes. 348 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,653 Mr. Zuckerberg, 349 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,948 I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard network, 350 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,451 and I can assure you of its sophistication. 351 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,121 In fact, it was that level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours. 352 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:08,831 - Four hours? - Yes, sir. 353 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:09,957 That would be impressive, 354 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,375 except if you had known what you were looking for, 355 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,252 you would have seen it written on my dorm room window. 356 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,009 So? 357 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,428 Six months academic probation. 358 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,764 Wow. Well, they had to make an example out of you. 359 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,432 They had my blog. 360 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,309 I shouldn't have written that thing about the farm animals. 361 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,685 That was stupid. 362 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,855 But I was kidding, for God's sakes. Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor? 363 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,358 - I tried to stop you. - I know. 364 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,986 How do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us? 365 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,988 - And why do I let you? - I know. 366 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,574 - You can't do that. - Wardo, I said I know. 367 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,743 Okay, let's look at a sample problem. 368 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:49,205 Suppose we're given a computer with a 16-bit virtual address 369 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:51,582 and a page size of 256 bytes. 370 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,879 The system uses one-level page tables that start at address hex 400. 371 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,591 Maybe you want DMA on your 16-bit system. Who knows? 372 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:04,345 The first few pages are reserved for hardware flags, etc. 373 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,306 Assume page-table entries have eight status bits. 374 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,226 The eight status bits would then be... 375 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,602 Anybody? 376 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,314 And I see we have our first surrender. 377 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,691 Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg. 378 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,985 Brighter men than you have tried and failed this class. 379 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:23,864 One valid bit, one modified bit, one reference bit and five permission bits. 380 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,201 That is correct. 381 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,162 Does everybody see how he got there? 382 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,003 Mark? 383 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,047 - You Mark Zuckerberg? - Yeah. 384 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,341 - Cameron Winklevoss. - Hi. 385 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,467 Tyler Winklevoss. 386 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,927 Are you guys related? 387 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,512 - That's good. - Funny. 388 00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,055 We never heard that before. 389 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,433 So, what can I do for you? Did I insult your girlfriends? 390 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,601 No. You didn't. Actually, I don't know. 391 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,395 - Yeah, we never asked. - We should do that. 392 00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,521 No. 393 00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,565 We have an idea we want to talk to you about. 394 00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,942 You got a minute? 395 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,070 You guys look like you spend some time at the gym. 396 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,697 - We have to. - Why? 397 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:06,198 We row crew. 398 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,118 - Yeah, I've got a minute. - Great. 399 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,125 - So, you ever been inside the Porcellian? - No. 400 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,835 You understand we can't take you past the bike room, 401 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,003 because you're not a member. 402 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,504 I've heard. 403 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,260 - You want a sandwich or something? - Okay. 404 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,012 - Mark, right? - Yeah. 405 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,097 - Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner. - Hi. 406 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,016 We were really impressed with Facemash. 407 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,685 When we checked you out, you also built CourseMatch. 408 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:35,811 I don't know CourseMatch. 409 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,314 You go online and see what courses your friends are taking. 410 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,024 It's really smart, man. 411 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,277 - Mark. - Yeah. 412 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,154 We were talking about CourseMatch. 413 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,199 It was kind of a no-brainer. 414 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:50,242 But you invented something in high school, too, right? 415 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,746 An app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music. 416 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:55,790 Anybody try to buy it? 417 00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,458 Microsoft. 418 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,627 Wow. How much? 419 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,796 Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free. 420 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,547 - For free? - Yeah. 421 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,840 Why? 422 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,261 Okay, well, we have something that we've been working on for a while 423 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,429 and we think it's great. 424 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:11,764 It's called the Harvard Connection. 425 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:15,267 You create your own page. Interests, bio, friends, pics. 426 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,645 And then people can go online, see your bio, request to be your... 427 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,147 Yeah, how is that different from MySpace or Friendster? 428 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,152 Harvard.edu. 429 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:27,655 Harvard.edu is the most prestigious e-mail address in the country, man. 430 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,074 I mean, the whole site's kind of based on the idea that girls... 431 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,076 Not to put anything indelicately, but... 432 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,911 Girls wanna go with guys who go to Harvard. 433 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:36,288 Divya and my brother don't have trouble putting things indelicately. 434 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:39,875 The main difference between what we're talking about and MySpace or Friendster, 435 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,377 or any of those other social networking sites is... 436 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,213 Is exclusivity. Right? 437 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:46,090 - Right. - Yeah. 438 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:47,633 We'd love for you to work with us, Mark. 439 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,427 I mean, we need a gifted programmer who's creative. 440 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,137 And we know that you've been taking it in the shins. 441 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,140 Women's groups are ready to declare a fatwa. 442 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,684 But, you know, this could help rehabilitate your image. 443 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,687 Wow. You would do that for me? 444 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:03,357 We'd like to work with you. 445 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:06,527 Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google. 446 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,196 Our second programmer just got overwhelmed with schoolwork. 447 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,491 We would need you to build the site and write the code, and we'll provide all the... 448 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:13,868 I'm in. 449 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:16,537 What? 450 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:18,539 I'm in. 451 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:19,957 Awesome. 452 00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:21,709 That's what you said? 453 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,087 It was three or four years ago. I don't know what I said. 454 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,505 When did you come to Eduardo? 455 00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:28,591 I don't understand that question. 456 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,342 Do you remember answering in the affirmative? 457 00:24:31,052 --> 00:24:32,178 The affirmative? 458 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,221 When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook? 459 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:35,931 It was called The Facebook then. 460 00:24:37,058 --> 00:24:38,559 This doesn't need to be that difficult. 461 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,145 I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits. 462 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,605 Did you answer affirmatively 463 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,149 when Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss and Divya Narendra 464 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,817 asked you to build Harvard Connection? 465 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,569 Did you say yes? 466 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:51,447 I said I'd help. 467 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:54,533 When did you approach Mr. Saverin with the idea for The Facebook? 468 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,118 I wouldn't say I approached him. 469 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,370 - Sy. - You can answer the question. 470 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,873 At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi. 471 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,333 What's that? 472 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,376 The Jewish fraternity. 473 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,213 It was Caribbean Night. 474 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:27,149 It's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls. 475 00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:30,152 It's that Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me. 476 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,279 I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection 477 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,281 between Jewish guys and Asian girls. 478 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,368 I don't think it's that complicated. They're hot, they're smart, 479 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:40,412 they're not Jewish, and they can't dance. 480 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,956 Hey, Mark's here. 481 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,249 Mark! 482 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,962 Be right back. 483 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,554 I think I've come up with something. 484 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,847 Hang on. I gotta tell you something that you're not gonna believe. 485 00:25:58,974 --> 00:25:59,974 What? 486 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,351 I got punched by the Phoenix. 487 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,645 - Are you kidding? - No. 488 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,064 I mean, it's just the first of a four-step process, 489 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,942 but they slid the invitation under my door tonight. 490 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,902 I go to my first punch party tomorrow. 491 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,153 So... 492 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,656 You got punched by the Phoenix. 493 00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:18,450 Yeah, but, you know, it was probably just a diversity thing. 494 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:21,036 It was just a diversity thing. Just ride that horse until... 495 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,830 What did you wanna talk to me about? 496 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,373 - Mark? - Yeah. 497 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:25,499 You said you'd come up with something. 498 00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,210 Yeah, I think I've come up with something. Come outside and let's talk. 499 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:29,587 It's 20 degrees outside. 500 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,839 I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls, 501 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:34,008 which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean. 502 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,146 People came to Facemash in a stampede, right? 503 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:48,314 Yeah. 504 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,982 But it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls. 505 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,276 You can go anywhere on the Internet and see pictures of hot girls. 506 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,402 Yeah. 507 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,155 It was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew. 508 00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,574 People want to go on the Internet and check out their friends, 509 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,117 so why not build a website that offers that? 510 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:03,329 Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit. 511 00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,205 Browse around. Maybe it's someone you just met at a party. 512 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:07,416 But I'm not talking about a dating site. 513 00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:12,921 I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online. 514 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,591 - I can't feel my legs. - I know. 515 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,217 I'm totally psyched about this, too. But, Wardo? 516 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,385 Yeah? 517 00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:20,554 "It would be exclusive." 518 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,641 You would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page. 519 00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:25,601 Like getting punched. 520 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:27,603 Now, that's good. 521 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,855 Wardo, it's like a final club, except we're the president. 522 00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:33,108 I told him I thought it sounded great. 523 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,235 It was a great idea. 524 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:36,362 There was nothing to hack. 525 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,490 People were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information. 526 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:44,370 And people had the ability to invite, or not invite, their friends to join. 527 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:48,499 See, in a world where social structure was everything, 528 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,417 that was the thing. 529 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,294 It was a big project, 530 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,547 and he was going to have to write tens of thousands of lines of code, 531 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:58,258 so I wondered why he was coming to me and not his roommates, 532 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,011 Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes. They were programmers. 533 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:04,473 We're gonna need a little start-up cash to rent the servers and get it online. 534 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:06,684 So that was why. 535 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:08,394 - Did he offer terms? - Yes. 536 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,437 We'll split it, 70/30. 537 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:13,065 70 for me, 30 for you for putting up the $1,000 538 00:28:13,149 --> 00:28:15,401 and for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO. 539 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:16,527 And you said? 540 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,237 I said, "Let's do it." 541 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,197 Okay. Did he add anything else? 542 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:21,657 Yes. 543 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,955 It probably was a diversity thing. 544 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:30,332 But so what? 545 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,792 Why do you think he said that? 546 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:34,086 Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting, but whose discovery is this? 547 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,921 Sy, if you'll let me continue with my line of questioning. 548 00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:37,089 What are you suggesting? 549 00:28:37,173 --> 00:28:39,341 That I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the Phoenix 550 00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:41,009 and began a plan to screw him out of a company 551 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,803 - I hadn't even invented yet. - Were you? 552 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,138 - Gretchen. - Jealous of Eduardo? 553 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,472 Stop typing. We're off the record. 554 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,598 Ma'am, I know you've done your homework, 555 00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:48,267 and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life. 556 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:50,352 But at the moment, I could buy Mount Auburn Street, 557 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,647 take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping-pong room. 558 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,862 I'll let you know how the party is. 559 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,996 We recognize that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook, 560 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,497 and a witness in another. 561 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,665 Yes, sir. 562 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,752 At any time in the weeks prior to Mark's telling you his idea, 563 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,337 did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss, 564 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,715 Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection? 565 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,468 Yes. He said they'd asked him to work on their site, 566 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:26,472 but that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time. 567 00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:28,140 He said even his most pathetic friends 568 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:32,102 knew more about getting people interested in a website than these guys. 569 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,104 "These guys," meaning my clients. 570 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:38,150 Yes. He resented... Mark resented that your clients thought 571 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:40,652 that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash. 572 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,821 But Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything. 573 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,699 With Facemash, he'd hacked into the Harvard computers, 574 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:48,410 he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board, he'd gotten a lot of notoriety. 575 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:51,121 Facemash did exactly what he wanted it to do. 576 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,665 Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building The Facebook, 577 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,542 he was also communicating with the plaintiffs? 578 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,795 Not at the time, I wasn't. But... 579 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:02,508 It really didn't have much to do with the Winklevosses' dating site. 580 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,634 How would you know? You weren't even there. 581 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:04,802 Ty. 582 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,222 Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was building The Facebook, 583 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:11,767 he was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building Harvard Connection? 584 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,310 You're offering a conclusion not found in evidence. 585 00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:16,063 We are about to find it in evidence. 586 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,982 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss. 587 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:20,984 November 30th, 2003. 588 00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,862 "I read over all the stuff you sent me re: Harvard Connection. 589 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:26,490 "And it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement. 590 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:31,286 "So we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night." 591 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:35,791 From Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1st, 2003. 592 00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:39,378 "Sorry I was unreachable tonight. I just got about three of your missed calls. 593 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,297 "I was working on a problem set for my systems class." 594 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,675 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss. 595 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,927 December 10, 2003. 596 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,180 "This week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work, 597 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:53,392 "so I think it's probably best to postpone the meeting." 598 00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,602 "I'm also really busy tomorrow." 599 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,064 Okay, anybody else feel like there's something up with this guy? 600 00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:00,190 Tell him okay, 601 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,026 but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off for break. 602 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:06,363 I know, I know. Yeah, watch out. 603 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:38,520 Hey, Mark. 604 00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,523 I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with a MySQL back end. 605 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:43,108 It's gonna cost a little more money. 606 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,569 - How much more? - About 200 more. 607 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:48,155 - Do we need it? - Gotta handle the traffic. 608 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,368 - Do it. - I already did. 609 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:58,832 Hey, guess what? 610 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,169 I made the second cut. 611 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:03,921 That's good. 612 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:07,674 You should be proud of that right there. Don't worry if you don't make it any further. 613 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:13,972 I'll get out of here. 614 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:16,391 From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss 615 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:17,517 and Divya Narendra. 616 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,770 December 15th, 2003. 617 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:22,230 "I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with 618 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:25,984 "and it should be about 15 hours of coding, so I'll be busy tomorrow night." 619 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:29,404 "I won't really be free to meet until next Wednesday afternoon." 620 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:31,615 "I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon. 621 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:34,868 "I've basically been in the lab this whole time, and also I..." 622 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:39,581 "won't be able to do Saturday, as I have to meet up with my parents." 623 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:48,131 As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard, founder of Harvard University in 1638. 624 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,550 It's also called the Statue of Three Lies. 625 00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:53,470 What are the three lies? 626 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:55,430 Mr. Dowd. 627 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,641 The three lies. First... 628 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,850 Shit! 629 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,769 - Take your pants off. - I know. 630 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,188 Mr. Saverin. 631 00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:06,817 One, Harvard was founded in 1636, not 1638. 632 00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:09,236 Two, Harvard was not founded by John Harvard. 633 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,862 And three, that is not John Harvard. 634 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,280 Who is it? 635 00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:16,493 It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester. 636 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:18,537 Keep your jacket on. 637 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,961 Thirty-nine days after Mr. Zuckerberg's initial meeting with my clients, 638 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:29,423 and he still hadn't completed work on Harvard Connection. 639 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:32,300 But on January 11th, 2004, 640 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:36,263 Mr. Zuckerberg registered the domain name The Facebook 641 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,141 via Network Solutions. 642 00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:44,271 To the best of your knowledge, had he even begun work on Harvard Connection? 643 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,482 Not to my knowledge. No. 644 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,905 What in the world is this? 645 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:59,119 "Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little skeptical that we have enough functionality in the site 646 00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,788 "to really draw the attention and gain the critical mass necessary 647 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:04,499 "to get a site like this to run"? 648 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,418 "We'll speak soon"? 649 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,339 This is the first time he mentioned any problem? 650 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:12,507 Yes, it was. 651 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:17,095 You sent 36 e-mails to Mr. Zuckerberg and received 16 e-mails in return, 652 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,765 and this was the first time he indicated he was not happy. 653 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:20,891 That's correct. 654 00:34:20,975 --> 00:34:23,643 He had 42 days to study our system and get out ahead. 655 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,812 - Do you see any of your code on Facebook? - Sy, could you... 656 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,439 Did I use any of your code? 657 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,357 You stole our whole goddamn idea. 658 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,651 - Fellas. - What? Match.com for Harvard guys? 659 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,861 Can I continue with my deposition? 660 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:36,073 You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. 661 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,783 If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, 662 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,161 you'd have invented Facebook. 663 00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:44,539 I can't wait to stand over your shoulder and watch you write us a check. 664 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:45,916 No shit. 665 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,002 Let's continue. 666 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:53,131 February 4, 2004. 667 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,805 Mark. 668 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:03,767 There is a girl in your art history class. Her name is Stephanie Attis. 669 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,727 Do you happen to know if she has a boyfriend? 670 00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,397 Have you ever seen her with anyone? 671 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:14,694 And, if not, do you happen to know if she's looking to go out with anyone? 672 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,071 Dustin. 673 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:21,284 People don't walk around with a sign on them that says... 674 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:26,581 Mark? 675 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,443 We were supposed to meet at 9:00. 676 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:58,280 - Have you slept yet? - I have to add something. 677 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,531 What? 678 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,669 Shit, that looks good. That looks really good. 679 00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,212 It's clean and simple. 680 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,007 No Disneyland, no "live nude girls." But watch. 681 00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,135 What'd you write? 682 00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:23,180 "Relationship Status." "Interested In." 683 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:26,183 This is what drives life at college. "Are you having sex or aren't you?" 684 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:29,561 It's why people take certain classes and sit where they sit and do what they do. 685 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:33,523 And at its center, you know, that's what The Facebook is gonna be about. 686 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,817 People are gonna log on because after all the cake and watermelon, 687 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:36,943 there's a chance they're actually gonna... 688 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:39,237 - Gonna get laid. - meet a girl. Yes. 689 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:40,864 That is really good. 690 00:36:40,948 --> 00:36:41,990 And that was it. 691 00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,742 - What do you mean? - It's ready. 692 00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:45,952 - It's ready? Right now? - Yeah. That was it. 693 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:48,038 And here's the masthead. 694 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:49,581 - You made a masthead. - Yeah. 695 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:53,043 - "Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO." - Yeah. 696 00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:55,170 You have no idea what that's gonna mean to my father. 697 00:36:55,254 --> 00:36:56,588 Sure I do. 698 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,134 So when's it going live? 699 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,137 Right now. Get your laptop out. 700 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,890 What? Why do we need my laptop? 701 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:10,477 Because you got e-mails for everybody at the Phoenix. 702 00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:18,068 Yeah, I'm not sure if it's gonna be cool with them that I spam their e-mails. 703 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:20,862 - This is not spam. - No, I know it's not spam. 704 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:23,281 If we send it to our friends, it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin. 705 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:24,699 I haven't gotten in yet. 706 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,827 These guys know people. And I need their e-mails. 707 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:30,872 - Sure. - Good. 708 00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:33,166 Give me the mailing list. 709 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,585 Jabberwock12.listserv@harvard.edu. 710 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,836 These guys. 711 00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:37,963 Yeah, they're literary geniuses 712 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,173 because the world's most obvious Lewis Carroll reference is in... 713 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,800 - They're not so bad. - I'm just saying. 714 00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:43,677 Yeah, you're right. 715 00:37:50,559 --> 00:37:52,102 The site's live. 716 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,230 You know, let's go get a drink and celebrate. 717 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:58,149 I'm buying. 718 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:00,735 Mark. 719 00:38:03,531 --> 00:38:04,906 Mark, are you praying? 720 00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:20,880 Whatever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin? 721 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:23,049 It's a Valentine's Day theme. They're playing love songs. 722 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,175 Good point. 723 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:27,178 'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs. 724 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,351 Honey, you should put your laptop away. 725 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,395 Seven different people spammed me the same link. 726 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,063 - KC. - What is it? 727 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,189 I don't know. 728 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,025 But I'm really hoping it's Cats That Look Like Hitler, 729 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,818 'cause I can never get enough of that. 730 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,488 No, it's not. 731 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,201 Div! 732 00:38:51,787 --> 00:38:52,954 What? 733 00:38:58,669 --> 00:38:59,711 This isn't mine. 734 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:01,546 Okay, what is wrong? 735 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:06,968 It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. 736 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,652 Hey! 737 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:25,904 Not now! 738 00:39:25,988 --> 00:39:27,072 We need 20 minutes! 739 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:28,531 Okay. 740 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,869 I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website. 741 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,122 Mark Zuckerberg? 742 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,416 He stole our website. 743 00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:40,877 It's been live for more than 36 hours. 744 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,593 Mr. Hotchkiss? Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad. 745 00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:51,221 Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner Divya. 746 00:39:51,305 --> 00:39:52,347 "Welcome to The Facebook. 747 00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:54,349 "The Facebook is an online directory that connects people 748 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:55,892 "through different social networks. 749 00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:59,145 "You must have a harvard.edu address to register." 750 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,689 Yeah, I called earlier. I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg. 751 00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,108 Yes, sir. He's actually quoted a couple times. 752 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:04,234 I can read it to you. 753 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:07,529 "'Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal facebook within Harvard,' he says." 754 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:08,655 "He" meaning Mark. 755 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,698 "'I think it's kind of silly that it would take the university 756 00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:11,908 "'a couple of years to get around to it. 757 00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:14,536 "'I can do a classier job than they can and I did it in a week.'" 758 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,829 Tell him Divya Narendra called. 759 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,997 - I know, that's how he talks. - Appreciate it. 760 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,166 "As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said, 761 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:24,003 "over 650 students had registered to use thefacebook.com. 762 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,674 "He said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the site by this morning." 763 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,010 Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day. 764 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:35,348 God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day. 765 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,935 And this guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to make a fourth. 766 00:40:39,019 --> 00:40:40,520 All right. Yes, that's what we'll do, Mr. Hotchkiss. 767 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:42,522 We'll put all this together and we'll e-mail it to you. 768 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:44,357 Well, you won't be able to go on the website yourself. 769 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:47,527 Because you don't have a Harvard... 770 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:49,946 You know what, it would just be easier for us to e-mail it to you. 771 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,030 I'm sure you're right. 772 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:54,033 He's a good guy and he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to do... 773 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,201 Wow. 774 00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:56,703 what he did. 775 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,038 All right, thank you very much. And, Dad... 776 00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,707 All right, love you, too. 777 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:03,543 - This is a good guy? - We don't know that he's not a good guy. 778 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,627 We know he stole our idea. 779 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,129 We know he lied to our faces for a month and a half. 780 00:41:06,213 --> 00:41:08,381 - No, he never lied to our faces. - Okay, he never saw our faces. 781 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,885 Fine, he lied to our e-mail accounts and he gave himself a 42-day head start, 782 00:41:11,969 --> 00:41:13,970 because he knows what apparently you don't, 783 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,805 which is that getting there first is everything. 784 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:16,890 I'm a competitive racer, Div. 785 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:20,393 I don't think you need to school me in the importance of getting there first. Thank you. 786 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,812 - That was your father's lawyer? - It was his in-house counsel. 787 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,814 He's gonna look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate 788 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:25,899 he'll send a cease-and-desist letter. 789 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,066 What's that gonna do? 790 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,485 What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him? 791 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,738 No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer. 792 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:32,906 - We don't even have to do that. - That's right. 793 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:36,326 We could do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me. 794 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:37,410 - I'm with this guy. - Well, whatever. 795 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:39,913 I'm saying, let's calm down until we know what we're talking about. 796 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,081 How much more information are you waiting for? 797 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,001 We met with Mark three times, we exchanged 52 e-mails, 798 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:46,669 we can prove that he looked at the code. 799 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,839 - What is that on the bottom of the page? - It says "A Mark Zuckerberg production." 800 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:52,175 - On the home page? - On every page. 801 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:54,928 Shit, I need a second to let the classiness waft over me. 802 00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:56,095 Okay, look, we don't know... 803 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:58,097 Cam, they wrote, "Zuckerberg said he hoped the privacy options 804 00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,099 "would help restore his reputation 805 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:03,186 "following student outrage over facemash.com." 806 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:06,606 That's exactly what we said to him. He's giving us the finger in The Crimson. 807 00:42:07,274 --> 00:42:09,359 While we're waiting for Dad's lawyer to look this stuff over, 808 00:42:09,443 --> 00:42:11,861 we can at least get something going in the paper so people know... 809 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,446 - What? - that this is in dispute. 810 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:15,615 We're not starting a knife fight in The Crimson. 811 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,116 And we're not suing anybody. 812 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,535 Why not? 813 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,455 I don't understand, I don't understand. Why not? 814 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,458 He's gonna say it's stupid. 815 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:26,543 What, who, me? 816 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:28,127 Say it. Why not? 817 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,714 Because we're gentlemen of Harvard. 818 00:42:31,799 --> 00:42:36,135 This is Harvard, where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people. 819 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:39,722 You thought he was gonna be the only one who thought that was stupid? 820 00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,475 During the time when you say you had this idea, 821 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:46,646 did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means? 822 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,815 "A family of means"? 823 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,441 Did you know their father was wealthy? 824 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:52,986 I'm not sure why you're asking me that. 825 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,321 It's not important you be sure why I'm asking. 826 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:57,407 - It's not important to you. - Sy. 827 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:00,326 Did you know that they came from money? 828 00:43:00,452 --> 00:43:02,328 I had no idea whether they came from money or not. 829 00:43:02,454 --> 00:43:04,414 In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra, 830 00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:07,834 you referenced Howard Winklevoss' consulting firm. 831 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,168 If you say so. 832 00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:13,006 Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions. 833 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:15,341 You also knew Tyler and Cameron were members 834 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,760 of a Harvard final club called the Porcellian. 835 00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:19,095 They pointed that out. 836 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:21,180 - Excuse us for inviting you in. - To the bike room. 837 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:25,268 Please. So it's safe to say you were aware that my clients had money. 838 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:27,937 Yes. 839 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,439 Let me tell you why I'm asking. 840 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:32,942 I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000 for an Internet venture, 841 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,611 you didn't ask my clients for it. 842 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:37,196 They had demonstrated an interest to you in that kind of thing. 843 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:40,366 I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. 844 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:42,952 Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, 845 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,996 and he was also my best friend. 846 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:49,459 Your best friend is suing you for $600 million. 847 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,378 I didn't know that. Tell me more. 848 00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:54,714 Eduardo, what happened after the initial launch? 849 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,050 I'm sorry, Sy, would you mind addressing him as Mr. Saverin? 850 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,801 - Gretchen, they're best friends. - Not anymore. 851 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,887 Well, we already went through this on the... Never mind. 852 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,640 Mr. Saverin, what happened after the initial launch? 853 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:05,141 It exploded. 854 00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,060 Everybody on campus was using it. 855 00:44:07,144 --> 00:44:10,730 "Facebook me" was a common expression after two weeks. 856 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,231 And Mark? 857 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:16,152 And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates, 858 00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:20,740 15 Pulitzer Prize winners, two future Olympians, and a movie star. 859 00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,492 Who was the movie star? 860 00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:24,160 Does it matter? 861 00:44:24,536 --> 00:44:25,578 No. 862 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:31,626 ...at Out of Town News and picked up that copy of Popular Electronics magazine 863 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:33,920 with the MITS Altair kit on the cover. 864 00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:36,547 It was a beautiful day and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room. 865 00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:38,675 He brought that magazine up and he showed it to me and he said, 866 00:44:38,759 --> 00:44:42,637 "Look, it's gonna happen without us. We've gotta start now." 867 00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:45,890 And I said, "Okay. Let's get BASIC out there." 868 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:49,352 Now, most of you think you know the rest of the story, but you may not. 869 00:44:49,436 --> 00:44:51,729 The beginnings of this industry were very humble. 870 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:56,067 That kit computer on the cover of that magazine had an 8080 processor in it. 871 00:44:56,151 --> 00:45:00,279 Unless you paid extra for a 1K memory board, you got 256 bytes. 872 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:04,784 So the challenge when I wrote BASIC wasn't just to run at 4 k-bytes, 873 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:09,789 but I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4 k-bytes. 874 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:12,959 Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg? 875 00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:14,335 Yeah. 876 00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:16,629 - He made The Facebook. - Yeah. 877 00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:19,298 I mean, it's both of ours. We're... 878 00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:21,259 Yeah, we... Yes. 879 00:45:21,343 --> 00:45:22,510 Cool. 880 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:24,262 I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice. 881 00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:25,388 Hi. 882 00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:27,682 Well, very nice to meet you. 883 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,517 Facebook me when you get home. 884 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,144 You know, maybe we can all go out and grab a drink. 885 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:32,979 Certainly. 886 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:34,981 Absolutely do that. 887 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:44,949 She said, "Facebook me and we can all go for a drink later," 888 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:46,576 which is stunningly great for two reasons. 889 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:49,370 One, she said "facebook me," right? And then the other is, well, you know... 890 00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:50,496 They wanna have drinks later. 891 00:45:50,622 --> 00:45:52,206 Yes, have you ever heard so many different good things 892 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:53,833 packed into one regular-sized sentence? 893 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:55,626 Excuse me, Mark? 894 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,253 Yeah? 895 00:45:57,337 --> 00:45:59,172 I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab. 896 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:00,882 Sure. 897 00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:03,217 - Awesome job with The Facebook. - Awesome job. 898 00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:04,343 Thanks. 899 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,262 - I'm Bob. - How you doing? 900 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:07,764 You know, I could swear he was looking at you 901 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:11,058 when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room. 902 00:46:11,185 --> 00:46:12,643 I doubt it. 903 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:15,271 And I showed up late. I don't even know who the speaker was. 904 00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,191 It was Bill Gates. 905 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:21,444 Shit, that makes sense. 906 00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:24,363 All right. Thanks, guys. 907 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,576 - Are you a moron? - Are you medically stupid? 908 00:46:28,702 --> 00:46:30,369 You can't tell Bill Gates is in front of you for an hour? 909 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,288 I wasn't wearing my contacts. 910 00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,749 Can I get a Glock and kill you? 911 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:37,960 It's time to monetize the thing. 912 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,337 What were their names? 913 00:46:39,421 --> 00:46:41,214 - Hear what I just said? - When? 914 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,382 I said it's time to monetize the site. 915 00:46:44,384 --> 00:46:45,384 What does that mean? 916 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:48,304 It means it's time for the website to start generating revenue. 917 00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:50,723 No, I know what the word means. I'm asking how you wanna do it. 918 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:53,726 - Advertising. - No. 919 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:56,270 Well, we got 4,000 members. 920 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:57,522 'Cause The Facebook is cool, 921 00:46:57,606 --> 00:47:00,817 and if we start installing pop-ups for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool. 922 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,527 Well, I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew, but at some point, 923 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:05,071 and I'm talking as the business end of the company, the site... 924 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:08,366 We don't even know what it is yet. We don't know what it is. 925 00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:10,910 We don't know what it can be. We don't know what it will be. 926 00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:12,328 We know that it is cool. 927 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:14,622 That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up. 928 00:47:14,748 --> 00:47:16,916 - So when will it be finished? - It won't be finished. 929 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,709 That's the point. The way fashion's never finished. 930 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:21,087 - What? - Fashion. Fashion is never finished. 931 00:47:21,171 --> 00:47:22,630 You're talking about fashion? Really, you? 932 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,299 I'm talking about the idea of it and I'm saying that it's never finished. 933 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:28,761 Okay. But they manage to make money selling pants. 934 00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,514 Mark, what is this? 935 00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:33,057 - What? - This. 936 00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:35,434 It's called a cease-and-desist letter. What were their names? 937 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,561 - Who? - The girls. 938 00:47:36,645 --> 00:47:37,812 When did you get this? 939 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,022 About 10 days ago. Right after we launched the site. 940 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:41,941 - Jesus Christ. - Hey, the girls. What were their names? 941 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:45,152 The Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea. 942 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,613 I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying. 943 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,950 Oh, well, they find it to be intellectual property theft. 944 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,243 - Look... - Why didn't you show this to me? 945 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:53,828 It was addressed to me. 946 00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:57,039 They're saying that we stole The Facebook from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses. 947 00:47:57,124 --> 00:47:59,166 - I know what it says. - Did we? 948 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,293 Did we what? 949 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,961 Don't screw around with me now. Look at me. 950 00:48:02,629 --> 00:48:04,297 The letter says we could face legal action. 951 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:06,048 No, it says I could face legal action. 952 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,384 This is from a lawyer, Mark. They must feel they have some grounds. 953 00:48:08,468 --> 00:48:11,596 - The lawyer is their father's house counsel. - Do they have grounds? 954 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,097 The grounds are our thing is cool and popular, 955 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:14,599 and Harvard Connection is lame. 956 00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:16,934 Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise. 957 00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:18,060 I didn't use anything. 958 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,979 Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money 959 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,689 to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay? 960 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,608 They came to me with an idea, I had a better one. 961 00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:26,402 - Why didn't you show me this letter? - I didn't think it was a big deal. 962 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:29,906 Okay. 963 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:36,829 So if there's something wrong, if there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me. 964 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,540 I'm the guy that wants to help. This is our thing. 965 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:43,085 Now, is there anything that you need to tell me? 966 00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:44,629 No. 967 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,467 What are we doing about this? 968 00:48:49,551 --> 00:48:52,970 I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back. 969 00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:54,221 And what did you say? 970 00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:57,433 "When we met in January, I expressed my doubts about the site. 971 00:48:57,517 --> 00:48:59,894 "Where it stood with graphics, how much programing was left 972 00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:01,395 "that I had not anticipated." 973 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,731 "The lack of hardware we had to deal with site use, 974 00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:07,068 "the lack of promotion that would go on to successfully launch the website." 975 00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:10,738 This was the first time you raised any of those concerns, right? 976 00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:12,448 I'd raised concerns before. 977 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:13,783 - Bullshit. - Not to us. 978 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:17,912 Gentlemen, I'm talking about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring. 979 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:19,038 Yeah. 980 00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:20,998 Let me rephrase this. 981 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:25,753 You sent my client 16 e-mails. In the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns. 982 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:26,921 Is that a question? 983 00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:30,549 In the 16th e-mail you raised concerns about the site's functionality. 984 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,386 - Were you leading them on for six weeks? - No. 985 00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:36,555 Then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before? 986 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,516 - It's raining. - I'm sorry? 987 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:39,850 It just started raining. 988 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:43,020 Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention? 989 00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:44,939 No. 990 00:49:46,024 --> 00:49:47,400 Do you think I deserve it? 991 00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:48,734 What? 992 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:51,779 Do you think I deserve your full attention? 993 00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:54,365 I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition 994 00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:57,576 and I don't wanna perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no. 995 00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:01,455 Okay. No. You don't think I deserve your attention? 996 00:50:01,540 --> 00:50:04,583 I think if your clients wanna sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, 997 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:05,793 they have a right to give it a try, 998 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:09,213 but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. 999 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:12,717 You have part of my attention. You have the minimum amount. 1000 00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:16,012 The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, 1001 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,389 where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, 1002 00:50:18,473 --> 00:50:20,057 including and especially your clients, 1003 00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:23,477 are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. 1004 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:27,273 Did I adequately answer your condescending question? 1005 00:50:34,364 --> 00:50:37,950 Well, I have 12:45. Why don't we say that's lunch? 1006 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:41,245 Back at 2:30. 1007 00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:44,206 So what were their names? 1008 00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:48,002 Their names were Christy and Alice, 1009 00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:53,090 and they wanna have drinks tonight. 1010 00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:58,596 You're not supposed to be in here. This is a men's room. 1011 00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:03,809 Wow. 1012 00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,241 Oh, my God. 1013 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,660 I don't care. 1014 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:44,850 Hey, man, sorry. 1015 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,853 A couple girls are freshening up in there. 1016 00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:50,272 Sweet. 1017 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,403 We have groupies. 1018 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:06,205 I'll be right back. 1019 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:08,082 Mark, where you going? Mark. 1020 00:52:13,338 --> 00:52:14,380 Erica? 1021 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,341 Hi. 1022 00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:20,052 I saw you from over there. I didn't know you came to this club a lot. 1023 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,846 - First time. - Mine, too. 1024 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:23,806 Could I talk to you alone for a second? 1025 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:26,267 I think I'm good right here. 1026 00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:30,396 I just... I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace. 1027 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,730 Right here is fine. 1028 00:52:32,482 --> 00:52:34,525 I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched. 1029 00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:35,693 No. 1030 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:39,280 - The Facebook? - You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark. 1031 00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:41,198 That's why I wanted to talk to you. 1032 00:52:41,283 --> 00:52:43,284 - On the Internet. - That's why I came over. 1033 00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:44,994 Comparing women to farm animals. 1034 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:46,954 I didn't end up doing that. 1035 00:52:47,038 --> 00:52:48,706 It didn't stop you from writing it. 1036 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:51,375 As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever 1037 00:52:51,459 --> 00:52:53,752 it would be a crime for it not to be shared. 1038 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,882 The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink, 1039 00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:00,885 and you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, 1040 00:53:00,969 --> 00:53:05,347 right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, 1041 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,266 and then rated women based on their hotness. 1042 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:10,477 - Erica, is there a problem? - No, there's no problem. 1043 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,689 You write your snide bullshit from a dark room 1044 00:53:13,773 --> 00:53:16,567 because that's what the angry do nowadays. 1045 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:19,612 I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it. 1046 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,655 If we could just go somewhere for a minute... 1047 00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,949 I don't wanna be rude to my friends. 1048 00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:26,452 Okay. 1049 00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:30,623 Good luck with your video game. 1050 00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:32,625 Hey, that was great. That was the right thing to do. 1051 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,627 You apologized, right? 1052 00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:38,631 We have to expand. 1053 00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:40,132 Sure. Mark? 1054 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,053 Is he mad about something? 1055 00:53:45,138 --> 00:53:47,306 Okay, we are expanding to Yale and Columbia. 1056 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,099 Dustin, I want you to share the coding work with me. 1057 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:50,976 Chris, you're gonna be in charge of publicity and outreach, 1058 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:53,270 and you could start by getting a story in the BU student newspaper. 1059 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:54,396 It's The Bridge. 1060 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:55,731 They hate doing stories about Harvard. 1061 00:53:55,815 --> 00:53:57,733 Somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major. 1062 00:53:57,817 --> 00:54:00,236 Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programing. 1063 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,029 Why do you want a story in the BU newspaper? 1064 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:03,322 Because I do. Now here's the arrangement. 1065 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:05,407 Eduardo is CFO and owns 30% of the company. 1066 00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:07,034 Dustin is vice president and head of programing, 1067 00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:09,703 and his 5% of the company will come from my end. 1068 00:54:09,788 --> 00:54:11,080 Chris is director of publicity, 1069 00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:13,540 and his compensation will depend on how much work he ends up doing. 1070 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,667 Any questions? 1071 00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:18,337 - Who are the girls? - Sorry. They're Christy and Alice. 1072 00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:19,713 - Hi. - Hi. 1073 00:54:19,798 --> 00:54:21,215 - Hello. - Hi. 1074 00:54:21,716 --> 00:54:23,133 Is there anything we can do? 1075 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,301 No, that's it. 1076 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:26,720 - Yale and Columbia, let's go. - And Stanford. 1077 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:29,431 - What? - Stanford. 1078 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,725 It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto. 1079 00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:38,941 You don't want any lunch? 1080 00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:40,109 No. 1081 00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:42,194 You're welcome to some salad. 1082 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:43,821 No, thank you. 1083 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,161 This must be hard. 1084 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,747 Who are you? 1085 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,834 I'm Marylin Delpy. I introduced myself when we first... 1086 00:54:56,918 --> 00:54:58,294 I mean, what do you do? 1087 00:54:58,378 --> 00:55:00,504 I'm a second-year associate at the firm. 1088 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:03,173 My boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition phase. 1089 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:05,968 What are you doing? 1090 00:55:06,052 --> 00:55:09,054 Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia. 1091 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,389 Bosnia. 1092 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:13,684 They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. 1093 00:55:18,606 --> 00:55:21,358 You must really hate the Winklevosses. 1094 00:55:22,193 --> 00:55:23,444 I don't hate anybody. 1095 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,948 The Winklevi aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. 1096 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,576 They are suing me because for the first time in their lives, 1097 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,078 things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them. 1098 00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:42,212 He's expanding. 1099 00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:43,464 What? 1100 00:55:43,548 --> 00:55:44,965 He's expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford. 1101 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,216 It's gonna be in The Crimson tomorrow. 1102 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:47,343 - Really? - Yep. 1103 00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:50,679 Well, looks like that cease-and-desist letter really scared the shit out of him, huh? 1104 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:54,058 I wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive relief and get the site taken down now. 1105 00:55:54,142 --> 00:55:57,102 Every minute the site is up, Harvard Connection becomes less valuable. 1106 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:59,980 I want an injunction. I want damages. I want punitive relief. 1107 00:56:00,065 --> 00:56:01,106 And I want him dead. 1108 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,274 Yeah, I want those things, too. 1109 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,650 Then why aren't we doing anything about it? 1110 00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:05,027 Because we're gentlemen of Harvard? 1111 00:56:05,111 --> 00:56:06,820 No, it's because you're not thinking how it's gonna look. 1112 00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:07,946 How's it gonna look? 1113 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:09,239 Like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes 1114 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:11,575 chasing the Karate Kid around a high school gym. 1115 00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:15,287 Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law. 1116 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,206 When he goes to Connecticut, New York and California, 1117 00:56:17,290 --> 00:56:18,624 he'll have violated federal law. 1118 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,501 And, by the way, he's in violation of Harvard law. 1119 00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,503 There's no such thing as Harvard law. 1120 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:25,089 Wait. Yeah, there is. 1121 00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:31,512 Harvard Student Handbook. 1122 00:56:31,596 --> 00:56:34,390 Every freshman is issued one of these, and somewhere in this book it says... 1123 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,891 You can't steal from another student. 1124 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:39,603 This is what we needed. We're going to Summers. 1125 00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:41,563 Well, you can't get a meeting with Larry Summers. 1126 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,482 My brother and I, we pay tuition at this school. 1127 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:46,777 We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school. We've won trophies for this school. 1128 00:56:46,861 --> 00:56:49,321 And we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school. 1129 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:52,866 I want a meeting with the goddamn president of this school. 1130 00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:54,451 Why Stanford? 1131 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,328 Why do you think? 1132 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,959 I'm sorry. 1133 00:57:02,168 --> 00:57:03,627 I'm late for biochem. 1134 00:57:05,296 --> 00:57:06,338 Okay. 1135 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:10,426 You don't know my name, do you? 1136 00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:12,261 Is it Stanford? 1137 00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:14,930 I should just kick your ass. 1138 00:57:15,014 --> 00:57:17,182 How do you go to a party and you meet someone... 1139 00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:20,519 Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. 1140 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,772 Your father's in commercial real estate and your mother's 10 years sober. 1141 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:25,441 What's my major? 1142 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,526 - Trombone. - Really? 1143 00:57:28,153 --> 00:57:30,028 I remember something about a trombone. 1144 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,117 French. 1145 00:57:35,201 --> 00:57:36,285 Your major's French. 1146 00:57:36,369 --> 00:57:38,036 - And yours? - Mine? 1147 00:57:38,163 --> 00:57:40,330 - I don't have one. - You haven't declared? 1148 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:42,791 I don't go to school. 1149 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:44,710 - You're kidding. - No. 1150 00:57:45,044 --> 00:57:47,045 Well, where did you go to school? 1151 00:57:47,130 --> 00:57:49,465 William Taft Elementary, for a little while. 1152 00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:50,632 Seriously? 1153 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,635 You're not like 15 years old or anything, are you? 1154 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:55,387 No. 1155 00:57:56,055 --> 00:57:57,139 Wait, you're not like 15, are you? 1156 00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:58,348 No. 1157 00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,560 So, what do you do? 1158 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,313 I'm an entrepreneur. 1159 00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:06,899 - You're unemployed. - I wouldn't say that. 1160 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:08,066 What would you say? 1161 00:58:08,193 --> 00:58:09,318 That I'm an entrepreneur. 1162 00:58:09,402 --> 00:58:11,069 Well, then, what was your latest preneur? 1163 00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:15,824 Well, I founded an Internet company that let folks download and share music for free. 1164 00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:17,242 Kind of like Napster? 1165 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:18,744 Exactly like Napster. 1166 00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:20,496 What do you mean? 1167 00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:21,914 I founded Napster. 1168 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:23,999 Sean Parker founded Napster. 1169 00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:25,417 Nice to meet you. 1170 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,336 You're Sean Parker? 1171 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,254 You see, the shoe's on the other... 1172 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:31,423 - Foot? - Table, which has turned. 1173 00:58:32,717 --> 00:58:34,259 I just slept with Sean Parker? 1174 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,053 You just slept on Sean Parker. 1175 00:58:36,429 --> 00:58:38,680 - You're a zillionaire. - Not technically. 1176 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:40,265 What are you? 1177 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,601 Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music, 1178 00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:46,021 even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys. 1179 00:58:46,105 --> 00:58:47,606 This is blowing my mind. 1180 00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:48,690 I appreciate that. 1181 00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,609 I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class. 1182 00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:54,112 Biochem, even though you're a French major whose name is Amy. 1183 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:55,864 You passed. 1184 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:57,282 I'm a hard worker. 1185 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:02,621 There's juice or anything else you can find. Help yourself. 1186 00:59:02,747 --> 00:59:03,789 You mind if I check my e-mail? 1187 00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,958 Yeah, go ahead. 1188 00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,135 Amy! 1189 00:59:19,305 --> 00:59:20,472 Jesus. 1190 00:59:20,598 --> 00:59:22,891 - Amy! Can you come out here? - Yeah? 1191 00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:25,269 Just a second. 1192 00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,731 There's a snake in here, Amy. 1193 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:30,899 What? 1194 00:59:33,319 --> 00:59:34,403 Where? 1195 00:59:34,487 --> 00:59:35,904 There isn't a snake, but I need to ask you something. 1196 00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:37,990 Are you kidding me? I could've been killed. 1197 00:59:38,116 --> 00:59:39,241 How? 1198 00:59:39,325 --> 00:59:43,078 By running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain. 1199 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:44,830 What do you need to ask me? 1200 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:47,749 Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and there's a website open on your computer. 1201 00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:52,087 Yeah, after you passed out last night I went on The Facebook for a little bit. 1202 00:59:52,171 --> 00:59:54,339 - What's that? - The Facebook? 1203 00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:57,426 Stanford's had it for, like, two weeks now. 1204 00:59:57,635 --> 01:00:00,762 It's really awesome, except it's freakishly addictive. 1205 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:03,181 Seriously, I'm on the thing like five times a day. 1206 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,766 Mind if I send myself an e-mail? 1207 01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,351 Yeah, is everything okay? 1208 01:00:06,477 --> 01:00:08,270 Everything's great. 1209 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:13,275 I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg. 1210 01:00:17,196 --> 01:00:18,780 I've never been in this building before. 1211 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:23,201 This building's 100 years older than the country it's in, so do be careful. 1212 01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:26,204 We're sitting in chairs. 1213 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,165 Yes. 1214 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,376 Very good. You can go in now. 1215 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,634 That's their own stupidity. I should've been there. 1216 01:00:38,718 --> 01:00:40,302 Well, darkness is the absence of light, 1217 01:00:40,386 --> 01:00:43,221 and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me. 1218 01:00:43,348 --> 01:00:45,223 Catherine, I've got students in my office now. 1219 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,225 Students. Undergrads. 1220 01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:48,810 I don't know. 1221 01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:51,647 From the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise. 1222 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:52,981 All right, bye-bye. 1223 01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:54,900 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir. 1224 01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:56,902 I'm Cameron Winklevoss and this is my brother, Tyler. 1225 01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:59,071 And you're here because... 1226 01:01:00,531 --> 01:01:01,573 Either of you can answer. 1227 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:03,158 I'm sorry, sir, I thought you were reading the letter. 1228 01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:04,326 I've read the letter. 1229 01:01:04,410 --> 01:01:07,663 Well, we came up with an idea for a website called Harvard Connection... 1230 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:10,916 We've since changed the name to ConnectU. And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea... 1231 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:12,417 I understand. 1232 01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:15,003 And I'm asking what you want me to do about it. 1233 01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:19,007 Well, sir, in the Harvard Student Handbook, which is distributed to each freshman, 1234 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:21,426 under the heading "Standards of Conduct in the Harvard Community," 1235 01:01:21,886 --> 01:01:25,180 it says the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming 1236 01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:27,683 in their dealings with members in this community. 1237 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:30,268 Students are required to respect public and private ownership, 1238 01:01:30,895 --> 01:01:32,771 and instances of theft, misappropriation or... 1239 01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:34,356 - Anne? - Yes, sir? 1240 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,274 Punch me in the face. Go ahead. 1241 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:43,198 or unauthorized use will result in disciplinary action, 1242 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:45,283 including the requirement to withdraw from the college. 1243 01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,452 And you memorized that instead of doing what? 1244 01:01:47,578 --> 01:01:50,956 What my brother and I came here today to ask of you, respectfully, of course... 1245 01:01:51,082 --> 01:01:54,209 Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple. 1246 01:01:54,293 --> 01:01:55,544 And you've spoken to your House Master? 1247 01:01:55,628 --> 01:01:57,963 Yes, sir. And the House Master made a recommendation to the Ad Board, 1248 01:01:58,089 --> 01:01:59,631 but the Ad Board won't see us. 1249 01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:01,550 Have you tried dealing with the other student directly? 1250 01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:04,469 Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our e-mails or phone calls 1251 01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:05,637 for the last two weeks. 1252 01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:07,556 He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland, 1253 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,474 and the closest I've come to dealing with him face-to-face 1254 01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,893 is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square. 1255 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:13,061 You chased him? 1256 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:15,731 I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared. 1257 01:02:16,607 --> 01:02:19,901 - I don't see this as a university issue. - Of course this is a university issue. 1258 01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:22,404 There's a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both. 1259 01:02:22,488 --> 01:02:25,949 You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other. 1260 01:02:26,784 --> 01:02:29,995 I'm sorry, President Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all. 1261 01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:31,246 I'm devastated by that. 1262 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:33,999 What my brother means is, if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room 1263 01:02:34,083 --> 01:02:36,251 and stole our computer, that would be a university issue. 1264 01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:38,670 I really don't know. This office doesn't handle petty larceny. 1265 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,088 This isn't petty larceny. 1266 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:42,340 This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars. 1267 01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:43,592 - Millions? - Yes. 1268 01:02:43,676 --> 01:02:46,261 You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you. 1269 01:02:46,345 --> 01:02:49,181 Sir, I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call. 1270 01:02:49,265 --> 01:02:53,518 I was the US Treasury Secretary. I'm in some position to make that call. 1271 01:02:53,644 --> 01:02:54,936 Letting our imaginations run away with us 1272 01:02:55,021 --> 01:02:56,938 is exactly what we were told to do in your freshman address. 1273 01:02:57,023 --> 01:03:00,025 Well, then I would suggest that you let your imaginations 1274 01:03:00,109 --> 01:03:01,443 run away with you on a new project. 1275 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:02,694 You would? 1276 01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:04,196 Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something. 1277 01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:08,950 Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job. 1278 01:03:09,327 --> 01:03:12,788 So I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project. 1279 01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:15,957 - I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point. - Please, arrive at the point. 1280 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,793 You don't have to be an intellectual property expert 1281 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,377 to understand the difference between right and wrong. 1282 01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:21,296 And you're saying that I don't? 1283 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:23,381 - Of course I'm not saying that, sir. - I'm saying that. 1284 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:25,175 - Really? - Sir. 1285 01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:27,302 Anne, how did they get this appointment? 1286 01:03:27,386 --> 01:03:29,304 Colleagues of their father. 1287 01:03:30,848 --> 01:03:33,141 Let me tell you something, Mr. Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss, 1288 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,644 since you're on the subject of right and wrong. 1289 01:03:35,728 --> 01:03:39,981 This action, this meeting, the two of you being here is wrong. 1290 01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:43,568 It's not worthy of Harvard. It's not what Harvard saw in you. 1291 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,071 You don't get special treatment. 1292 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:48,657 - We never asked... - Just start another project? 1293 01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:50,575 Like we're making a diorama for a science fair? 1294 01:03:50,701 --> 01:03:52,160 If you have a problem with that, Mr. Winklevoss... 1295 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,328 We never asked for special treatment. 1296 01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:57,082 the courts are always at your disposal. Is there anything else I can do for you? 1297 01:03:57,208 --> 01:03:58,834 You can take the Harvard Student Handbook and shove it... 1298 01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:00,001 Ty. 1299 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:02,879 Thank you very much for your time, sir. 1300 01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,386 Whoops. 1301 01:04:09,595 --> 01:04:12,097 Broke your 335-year-old doorknob. 1302 01:04:13,724 --> 01:04:16,852 Eduardo, spring break, you and Mr. Zuckerberg took a trip to New York. 1303 01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:19,521 - Yes. - What was the purpose of the trip? 1304 01:04:19,605 --> 01:04:23,275 Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings with potential advertisers. 1305 01:04:24,068 --> 01:04:25,110 Who paid for the trip? 1306 01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:28,280 It was paid for out of the $1,000 account I had set up a few months earlier. 1307 01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:32,200 At this point, your $1,000 was the only money that had been put into the company? 1308 01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:34,286 - Yes. - How did you feel the meetings went? 1309 01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:37,873 - They went terribly. - Why? 1310 01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:39,207 Mark was asleep. 1311 01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,709 I was not asleep. 1312 01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:42,127 Can I rephrase my answer? 1313 01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:44,296 I wish he'd been asleep. 1314 01:04:47,091 --> 01:04:50,594 So we're in 29 schools now, with over 75,000 members. 1315 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:52,554 People who go on The Facebook 1316 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:55,056 tend to stay on longer than almost any other website. 1317 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,892 Now, here's the most impressive statistic. 1318 01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:59,978 91% of people who try it once will come back. 1319 01:05:00,062 --> 01:05:01,938 - Now, if you'll allow me... - Excuse me one second. 1320 01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:04,399 What sound is he making? Is that like a tsk? 1321 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:09,070 It wasn't a tsk. 1322 01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:10,572 It was... 1323 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:13,325 Like a glottal stop. 1324 01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:15,660 Almost a gag reflex. 1325 01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:18,997 Guys, what is this? 1326 01:05:19,081 --> 01:05:21,750 There was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip. 1327 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,168 Yes, it was a dinner. 1328 01:05:23,252 --> 01:05:24,669 It was set up through my girlfriend at the time. 1329 01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:27,839 Would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting? 1330 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:30,175 Yes. Very. 1331 01:05:30,259 --> 01:05:32,260 - Look, they're not gonna card us. - They might. 1332 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:34,179 - I mean, look around. - It'll be embarrassing. 1333 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:37,098 - Tell him they're not gonna card us. - They're not gonna card us. 1334 01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:39,100 - Mark... - Are you gonna talk about ads again? 1335 01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:40,936 Unless you're the ballet theater of Hartford, 1336 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:43,021 the purpose of a business is to make a profit. 1337 01:05:43,105 --> 01:05:44,272 It isn't a business yet. 1338 01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:48,151 That's tough for me, 'cause my... Never mind. 1339 01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:52,530 He's 25 minutes late. 1340 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:55,367 He founded Napster when he was 19. He can be late. 1341 01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:57,118 - He's not a god. - Then what is he? 1342 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,703 He's 25 minutes late. 1343 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,038 I think Wardo's jealous. 1344 01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:03,333 I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous. 1345 01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:04,542 Why? 1346 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:08,129 Well, I didn't know him at all, but I had done a search and I'd asked around. 1347 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:11,508 And he struck me as kind of a... 1348 01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:14,844 A wild card. 1349 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:16,054 Why? 1350 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:19,474 He crashed out of two pretty big Internet companies in spectacular fashion, 1351 01:06:19,558 --> 01:06:20,976 he's had a reputation with drugs... 1352 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:22,310 He also founded the companies. 1353 01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:23,728 We don't need him. 1354 01:06:24,355 --> 01:06:25,397 He's here. 1355 01:06:28,567 --> 01:06:30,151 No, no, take your time. 1356 01:06:30,236 --> 01:06:32,988 - And he does own a watch. - Stop it. 1357 01:06:34,865 --> 01:06:36,074 - I'm Sean Parker. - How do you do? 1358 01:06:36,158 --> 01:06:39,077 You must be Eduardo. And Christy. And Mark. 1359 01:06:39,203 --> 01:06:41,162 - Great to meet you. - Great to meet you. 1360 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:42,747 You guys don't have anything in front of you. 1361 01:06:42,873 --> 01:06:43,915 - No. - Tori. 1362 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,000 We were waiting. 1363 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,252 - Hey, baby boy. - Can you bring out some things? 1364 01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:50,171 The lacquered pork with that ginger confit. Tuna tartare? 1365 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:52,090 And the lobster claws, that'll get us started. 1366 01:06:52,216 --> 01:06:54,092 Christy, what do you like to drink? 1367 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:56,928 An appletini. 1368 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,055 Great. Four of those. 1369 01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:02,434 From that point on, it was a Seanathon. 1370 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,945 The question was, "What did you talk about?" 1371 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:27,709 He took us through his episode with Napster. 1372 01:07:27,793 --> 01:07:30,795 I didn't wanna spend my 20s as a professional defendant. 1373 01:07:30,921 --> 01:07:33,965 Who knew? The music industry doesn't have a sense of humor. 1374 01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:37,302 We tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties, 1375 01:07:37,428 --> 01:07:41,890 but I guess to them that was a little like selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas. 1376 01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:45,060 So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy. 1377 01:07:45,144 --> 01:07:47,812 - But you made a name for yourself. - And you are dry. 1378 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,647 - Tori! - No, no, I'm good. 1379 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,941 And then he went on to his second business venture, 1380 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:55,653 which was an online Rolodex that he got thrown out of by Case Equity. 1381 01:07:55,988 --> 01:07:57,739 And I wanted to do it nice this time. 1382 01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:01,743 I put on a tie and I shined my shoes, but nobody wants to take orders from a kid. 1383 01:08:01,827 --> 01:08:04,746 So let me tell you what happens to a 20-year-old at the top of a hot dot-com. 1384 01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:07,999 - I'm not a psychiatrist, but... - I'm glad we've got that on the record. 1385 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:10,335 You're not a psychiatrist, but what? 1386 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:13,296 A psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid. 1387 01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:15,924 They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night. 1388 01:08:16,008 --> 01:08:18,093 You're a target for high-priced escorts. 1389 01:08:18,177 --> 01:08:20,512 I can't prove it, but I know they tap my phones. 1390 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:23,181 Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up, you've done already. 1391 01:08:23,307 --> 01:08:25,850 Private behavior is a relic of a time gone by. 1392 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,770 And if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama, 1393 01:08:28,854 --> 01:08:30,021 they'll make shit up. 1394 01:08:30,147 --> 01:08:32,690 Because they don't want you, they want your idea. 1395 01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:34,526 And they want you to say "thank you" while you... 1396 01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:36,027 Excuse me. 1397 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:37,529 Wipe your chin and walk away. 1398 01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:38,696 That's what happened to you? 1399 01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:40,365 And delusional. 1400 01:08:41,033 --> 01:08:44,119 Yes. But there'll be payback at Case. 1401 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:45,787 I brought down the record companies with Napster 1402 01:08:45,871 --> 01:08:47,205 and Case'll suffer for their sins, too. 1403 01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,791 Sorry, you didn't bring down the record companies. 1404 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:51,209 They won. 1405 01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,044 - In court. - Yeah. 1406 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,964 You wanna buy a Tower Records, Eduardo? 1407 01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:01,803 And he told story after story about life in Silicon Valley, 1408 01:09:01,887 --> 01:09:05,890 and parties at Stanford and down in LA, and friends who'd become millionaires... 1409 01:09:06,016 --> 01:09:10,895 But mostly how Mark had to... He had to come to California. 1410 01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:14,149 And then he got around to The Facebook. 1411 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:16,734 So, tell me about your progress. 1412 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:20,405 Well, we're in 29 schools now. We got over 75,000 members. 1413 01:09:20,573 --> 01:09:22,240 - Tell me about the strategy you're using. - Okay. 1414 01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:24,325 For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas, 1415 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:26,244 but Baylor already had a social network on campus. 1416 01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:27,912 So instead of going right after them, 1417 01:09:28,038 --> 01:09:30,081 we made a list of every school within 100 miles... 1418 01:09:30,207 --> 01:09:31,249 You put The Facebook on those campuses first. 1419 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:34,169 Pretty soon all the Baylor kids saw their friends on our site and we were in. 1420 01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:35,587 It's called the Little Bighorn. That's smart, Mark. 1421 01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:37,088 - Thanks, that was mine. - Easy. 1422 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,923 Hey, you know what? Settle an argument for us. 1423 01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:40,925 I say it's time to start making money from The Facebook, 1424 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:42,927 but Mark doesn't want advertising. Who's right? 1425 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,262 Well... 1426 01:09:44,930 --> 01:09:46,181 Neither of you yet. 1427 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,600 The Facebook is cool, that's what it's got going for it. 1428 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:49,767 Yeah. 1429 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,519 You don't wanna ruin it with ads because ads aren't cool. 1430 01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:52,687 Exactly. 1431 01:09:52,771 --> 01:09:54,272 It's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus 1432 01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:55,607 and someone's saying it's gotta be over by 11:00. 1433 01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:56,774 That's exactly right. 1434 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:59,027 - You don't even know what the thing is yet. - Exactly. 1435 01:09:59,111 --> 01:10:02,822 How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down. 1436 01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:04,824 A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? 1437 01:10:04,909 --> 01:10:05,950 You? 1438 01:10:08,746 --> 01:10:10,079 "A billion dollars." 1439 01:10:13,709 --> 01:10:15,293 And that shut everybody up. 1440 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:18,463 And that's where you're headed. A billion-dollar valuation. 1441 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,883 Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with 1442 01:10:21,967 --> 01:10:23,801 a chain of very successful yogurt shops. 1443 01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:28,014 When you go fishing, you can catch a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish. 1444 01:10:28,098 --> 01:10:31,392 You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout? 1445 01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:33,311 - No, he's holding a 3,000-pound marlin. - Yep. 1446 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:34,479 - That's a good analogy. - Okay. 1447 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:36,940 But we all know marlins don't really weigh 3,000 pounds, right? 1448 01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:38,066 Have you seen the big ones up close? 1449 01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:41,110 No, but I don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. 1450 01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:43,821 That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy. 1451 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,448 You think we might be getting away from the point? 1452 01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:49,827 I don't have a dog in this fight. I'm just a fan who came to say hi. 1453 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:51,746 He owned Mark after that dinner. 1454 01:10:52,665 --> 01:10:55,041 He picked up the check, he told Mark they'd talk again soon, 1455 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,209 and he was gone. 1456 01:10:56,293 --> 01:11:00,171 But not before he made his biggest contribution to the company. 1457 01:11:02,549 --> 01:11:05,009 Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." 1458 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:07,136 It's cleaner. 1459 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,099 Shit. 1460 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,852 Goodbye, sweetie. 1461 01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:17,105 Yeah. 1462 01:11:20,985 --> 01:11:23,903 That's gotta be some kind of land speed record for talking. 1463 01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:26,155 You wanna end the party at 11:00. 1464 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:30,368 - I'm trying to pay for the party. - There won't be a party unless it's cool. 1465 01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:32,662 So, what do you think? 1466 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:34,706 Yeah, sure, let's drop the "The." 1467 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:37,917 I meant to catching the marlin instead of the 14 trout. 1468 01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:39,294 Doesn't that sound good? 1469 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,087 If you're a trout. 1470 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:42,714 I'm going to enter this into the record. 1471 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:46,718 Incorporation papers for Facebook, an LLC registered in Florida. 1472 01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:48,886 - Why Florida? - It's where my family lives. 1473 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,556 And ask the respondent to stipulate that the articles of incorporation 1474 01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:55,393 state the ownership as follows: 65% for Mark Zuckerberg, 1475 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:58,604 30% for Eduardo Saverin and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz. 1476 01:11:58,689 --> 01:11:59,772 Yeah, we stipulate. 1477 01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:02,734 - And that was April 13th, 2004. - You can mark it. 1478 01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:04,444 You have anything here? 1479 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:05,820 Yes. Thank you. 1480 01:12:05,904 --> 01:12:08,614 Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything 1481 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:11,284 that might be considered legitimate grounds for termination? 1482 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,162 No. 1483 01:12:14,246 --> 01:12:18,791 You never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it? 1484 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:20,793 - No. - No? 1485 01:12:24,381 --> 01:12:25,423 No. 1486 01:12:25,507 --> 01:12:27,675 You were accused of animal cruelty. 1487 01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:31,721 - Wait. - You weren't? 1488 01:12:31,805 --> 01:12:34,057 This is not happening. 1489 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,476 I have here an article from The Crimson... 1490 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,643 Jesus Christ. 1491 01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:38,770 I can't have this, Wardo. 1492 01:12:38,854 --> 01:12:42,315 Come on, man. This is bullshit. This is another club playing a prank. 1493 01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:46,110 I'd gotten into the Phoenix. 1494 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,821 I'd been accepted, and as part of my initiation I had to, 1495 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:52,909 for one week, carry with me at all times and take care of a chicken. 1496 01:12:52,993 --> 01:12:55,620 They identify you as one of the founders of Facebook. 1497 01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:57,080 "Junior Eduardo Saverin..." 1498 01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:59,123 I'm not the expert, but being connected to torturing animals 1499 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,541 is probably bad for business. 1500 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:05,463 I did not torture the chicken. I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy? 1501 01:13:05,547 --> 01:13:09,384 No, and settle down, please. I have here an article from The Crimson... 1502 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:11,260 - This is scathing. - 956. 1503 01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:14,180 I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark, 1504 01:13:14,598 --> 01:13:15,973 and I had the chicken with me, 1505 01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,059 because I had to have the chicken with me at all times. 1506 01:13:18,143 --> 01:13:19,227 This was college. 1507 01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:21,396 - Somebody's gonna have to answer for this. - 969. 1508 01:13:21,855 --> 01:13:24,023 And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner, 1509 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:26,526 and I had to feed my chicken, so I... 1510 01:13:26,610 --> 01:13:29,821 Well, I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken. 1511 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:32,073 Someone must have seen me, because the next thing I knew 1512 01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:33,866 I was being accused of forced cannibalism. 1513 01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,328 I didn't know you couldn't do that. 1514 01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:39,747 I dealt with the various animal rights groups, 1515 01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:42,041 I dealt with the associate dean of the college. 1516 01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,001 This was all resolved. 1517 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:45,128 988. 1518 01:13:45,212 --> 01:13:47,255 Someone from the Porc or the Fly must have reported it. 1519 01:13:47,339 --> 01:13:49,173 For all I know, it was the Winklevosses. 1520 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,967 All right, let's just forget about it. 1521 01:13:51,051 --> 01:13:54,011 This is absurd. I'm being accused of animal cruelty. 1522 01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:55,555 It's better to be accused of necrophilia. 1523 01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:57,265 It is better to be accused of necrophilia. 1524 01:13:57,349 --> 01:14:00,726 Now I have to explain this to my father. I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody. 1525 01:14:00,811 --> 01:14:02,228 What is happening on that? 1526 01:14:02,312 --> 01:14:04,397 I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art 1527 01:14:04,481 --> 01:14:05,731 and I haven't been to class. 1528 01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:07,066 I'm supposed to write about these four paintings. 1529 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,776 That's a Facebook page? 1530 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:09,902 Yeah. I opened it under an alias. 1531 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,404 I posted the paintings and asked people to comment. 1532 01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:14,490 Every once in a while, I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going. 1533 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,993 Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam? 1534 01:14:17,077 --> 01:14:19,871 - I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen. - And why not? 1535 01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:22,707 Because I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam. 1536 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:25,960 - That's not what friends do. - Well, you just told us he was cheating. 1537 01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:27,920 Oops. 1538 01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:32,216 You told your lawyers I was torturing animals? 1539 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:33,926 No, he didn't tell us about it at all. 1540 01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:36,762 Our litigators are capable of finding a Crimson article. 1541 01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,557 In fact, when we raised the subject with him, he defended you. 1542 01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:43,060 Oops. 1543 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,521 993. We are so close. 1544 01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:49,317 Yeah, that reminds me, we're gonna need more money, Wardo. 1545 01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:51,444 Yeah, no, I agree. More servers, more help. 1546 01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:53,279 I'm interviewing two interns to come to Palo Alto 1547 01:14:53,363 --> 01:14:54,447 and we're gonna have to pay them something. 1548 01:14:54,531 --> 01:14:56,491 - Sorry, what? - I already found a house for rent 1549 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,326 on a street two blocks from the Stanford campus. 1550 01:14:58,410 --> 01:14:59,744 It is perfect and it's got a pool. 1551 01:14:59,828 --> 01:15:01,829 When did you decide to go to California for the summer? 1552 01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:03,164 You mean when did I actually decide? 1553 01:15:03,248 --> 01:15:06,417 Was it somewhere in the middle of the Sean Parker Variety Hour? 1554 01:15:06,835 --> 01:15:09,045 He was right, California's the place we've gotta be. 1555 01:15:09,129 --> 01:15:10,546 What, you're Jed Clampett? 1556 01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:12,673 I didn't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil. 1557 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:14,425 Yeah, got the show in Brazil, it was genius. 1558 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,845 - What is your problem with Sean? - He doesn't bring anything to the table. 1559 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:19,972 He doesn't have money. Dustin's a better programmer. 1560 01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:23,643 - He's got connections to VCs. - We don't need VCs, we need advertisers. 1561 01:15:23,727 --> 01:15:25,645 - And I have connections to VCs. - No real players. 1562 01:15:25,729 --> 01:15:28,314 And as somebody who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way... 1563 01:15:28,398 --> 01:15:30,608 - It was the Winklevosses, Mark. - Hang on. 1564 01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,151 Hit "Refresh." 1565 01:15:32,861 --> 01:15:35,988 150,004. 1566 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:38,449 150,000 members, Wardo. 1567 01:15:38,825 --> 01:15:40,159 - Congratulations, dude. - Congratulations. 1568 01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:44,705 You don't think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives? 1569 01:15:44,790 --> 01:15:46,457 Who came up with nothing. 1570 01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,501 Enough to get him out of the company. The drugs, the girls. 1571 01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:50,711 - We don't know that any of that's true. - You can read about it. 1572 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:52,338 I can read about you torturing birds. Since when... 1573 01:15:52,422 --> 01:15:56,092 Okay, don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout? 1574 01:15:58,595 --> 01:15:59,637 What's he talking about? 1575 01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:02,390 I'm interviewing interns at 10:00 tomorrow night in the CS lab. 1576 01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:03,641 Get on board with this, man. 1577 01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:06,269 You know, I don't really know what else to say. 1578 01:16:29,626 --> 01:16:32,003 You can do one more! One more! 1579 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:37,758 Wardo! 1580 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,135 Yo! Mark! 1581 01:16:41,054 --> 01:16:42,096 What's going on? 1582 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:44,557 They have 10 minutes to get root access to a Python web server, 1583 01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:45,933 expose its SSL encryption, 1584 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:47,643 and then intercept all traffic over its secure port. 1585 01:16:47,769 --> 01:16:48,811 They're hacking. 1586 01:16:48,937 --> 01:16:50,938 Yes, all behind a Pix Firewall Emulator. But here's the beauty. 1587 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:52,857 You know I didn't understand anything you just said, right? 1588 01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:54,066 - I do know that. - So what's the beauty? 1589 01:16:54,151 --> 01:16:56,068 Every tenth line of code written, they have to drink a shot. 1590 01:16:56,153 --> 01:16:59,155 Hacking's supposed to be stealth, so every time the server detects an intrusion, 1591 01:16:59,239 --> 01:17:01,073 the candidate responsible has to drink a shot. 1592 01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:02,867 I also have a program running that has a pop-up window 1593 01:17:02,951 --> 01:17:04,785 appear simultaneously on all five computers. 1594 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,871 The last candidate to hit the window has to drink a shot. 1595 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:09,081 Plus, every three minutes they all have to drink a shot. 1596 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,626 - Three minutes! - Drink one now! 1597 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:15,338 Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job will they need to be able to do drunk? 1598 01:17:15,422 --> 01:17:16,464 You're right. 1599 01:17:16,548 --> 01:17:19,842 A more relevant test might be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week. 1600 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,554 - That was mean. - Here. 1601 01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:24,764 What is this? 1602 01:17:24,848 --> 01:17:27,933 I opened a new account and put $18,000 in it. 1603 01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:31,270 Will that get you through the summer? 1604 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,396 - Here! - Mark? 1605 01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:33,898 Right here! 1606 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:40,905 Welcome to Facebook. 1607 01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:51,999 - $18,000? - Yes. 1608 01:17:52,084 --> 01:17:54,418 In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up. 1609 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:57,088 - Yes. - A total of $19,000 now. 1610 01:17:57,172 --> 01:17:58,422 - Yes. - Hang on. 1611 01:18:00,592 --> 01:18:02,051 I'm just checking your math on that. 1612 01:18:02,135 --> 01:18:04,470 Yes, I got the same thing. 1613 01:18:05,055 --> 01:18:06,138 May I continue? 1614 01:18:06,723 --> 01:18:09,642 After expressing misgivings about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company 1615 01:18:09,726 --> 01:18:11,769 and moving it to California for the summer, 1616 01:18:11,853 --> 01:18:14,855 why did you put $18,000 in an account for his use? 1617 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:18,693 I figured we were partners. I wanted to be a team player. 1618 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:21,862 I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns could work on the site 1619 01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:24,407 while I was generating advertiser interest in New York. 1620 01:18:24,491 --> 01:18:29,036 But mostly I figured, how much could possibly go wrong in three months? 1621 01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:32,623 Go, go, go, go, go. 1622 01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:38,838 - I didn't die. - I know. 1623 01:18:38,922 --> 01:18:40,756 - I made it. - You did. 1624 01:18:42,175 --> 01:18:43,509 Okay, ready? 1625 01:18:43,593 --> 01:18:45,845 - That was like an 8. - That was like a 2. 1626 01:18:45,929 --> 01:18:48,305 - It was better than that. - Yeah. 1627 01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:58,023 I'm okay. 1628 01:18:58,108 --> 01:18:59,358 - You sure? - Yeah. 1629 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:01,068 Yikes. 1630 01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:03,821 That's the doorbell. 1631 01:19:03,905 --> 01:19:05,114 I didn't know we had a doorbell. 1632 01:19:05,198 --> 01:19:07,908 - Andrew, get the door! - No, he's wired in. 1633 01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:09,994 That's gonna cut into your security deposit. 1634 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,164 - Andrew. - Not now. 1635 01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:14,582 Good boy. 1636 01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:20,045 - Sean? - Mark? 1637 01:19:20,130 --> 01:19:22,089 - Do you live here? - Yeah. 1638 01:19:22,382 --> 01:19:23,424 Do you? 1639 01:19:23,508 --> 01:19:25,050 We were right across the street. We saw the chimney... 1640 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:27,720 - Is anybody hurt? - No. You live across the street? 1641 01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:30,306 I'm Sharon. 1642 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,725 This is my... Sharon. She lives across the street. 1643 01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:34,143 I was helping her move out, we saw the chimney... 1644 01:19:34,227 --> 01:19:36,187 We had a zip line to the pool. 1645 01:19:37,063 --> 01:19:39,523 You came to California. 1646 01:19:40,025 --> 01:19:41,025 Yeah. 1647 01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,235 You made the right choice. 1648 01:19:49,201 --> 01:19:50,201 Here you go. 1649 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:55,915 Sharon? 1650 01:19:58,376 --> 01:19:59,376 I'm so sorry. 1651 01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,503 - No problem. - I didn't know you were gonna... 1652 01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:02,630 - Here you go. - No, no, no. Wait! 1653 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:08,093 This house and this team are great. It's exactly what it should be. 1654 01:20:08,887 --> 01:20:10,221 I'm Sean Parker. 1655 01:20:10,305 --> 01:20:11,430 Oh, he's wired in. 1656 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:13,641 That's what I'm talking about. 1657 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:16,352 Where's Eduardo? 1658 01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:18,938 He got an internship in New York. 1659 01:20:19,606 --> 01:20:20,981 Eduardo didn't come out? 1660 01:20:41,586 --> 01:20:44,296 I was crashing there for a little bit while I'm taking care of some things, 1661 01:20:44,422 --> 01:20:47,842 but she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents' place. 1662 01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:51,387 - The homeless rock star of Palo Alto. - All right. 1663 01:20:51,471 --> 01:20:53,931 What's your plan for the summer? 1664 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,308 Mark? 1665 01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:59,103 I'm sorry. I was looking at the architecture. 1666 01:21:00,438 --> 01:21:01,772 I asked what your plan for the... 1667 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:03,357 A hundred schools by the end of the summer. 1668 01:21:03,441 --> 01:21:05,192 - We're gonna go to the restroom. - Okay. 1669 01:21:05,318 --> 01:21:07,319 Yeah, I'll go with you. 1670 01:21:10,949 --> 01:21:12,449 Your date looks so familiar to me. 1671 01:21:12,534 --> 01:21:14,118 She looks familiar to a lot of people. 1672 01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:15,452 What do you mean? 1673 01:21:17,455 --> 01:21:20,833 A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie, 1674 01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:23,752 but he's too embarrassed to shop for it in a department store. 1675 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:25,671 He comes up with an idea for a high-end place 1676 01:21:25,797 --> 01:21:28,090 that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. 1677 01:21:28,174 --> 01:21:32,177 He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another 40,000 from his in-laws, 1678 01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:35,264 opens a store and calls it Victoria's Secret. 1679 01:21:35,348 --> 01:21:38,058 Makes a half million dollars his first year. 1680 01:21:38,143 --> 01:21:41,979 Starts a catalog, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company 1681 01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:45,316 to Leslie Wexner and The Limited for $4 million. 1682 01:21:45,483 --> 01:21:46,650 Happy ending, right? 1683 01:21:47,193 --> 01:21:51,447 Except two years later, the company's worth $500 million, 1684 01:21:51,531 --> 01:21:54,825 and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. 1685 01:21:57,037 --> 01:22:00,831 Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs, you know? 1686 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,417 Was that a parable? 1687 01:22:04,210 --> 01:22:08,422 My date's a Victoria's Secret model. That's why she looks familiar to you. 1688 01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:09,965 - God. - Don't be impressed by all this. 1689 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:11,300 I read your blog. 1690 01:22:11,384 --> 01:22:13,427 You know, no, that was for web cretins. 1691 01:22:13,511 --> 01:22:15,179 You know why I started Napster? 1692 01:22:16,348 --> 01:22:21,143 The girl I loved in high school was with the co-captain of the varsity lacrosse team, 1693 01:22:21,227 --> 01:22:23,270 and I wanted to take her from him. 1694 01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:25,272 So I decided to come up with the next big thing. 1695 01:22:25,690 --> 01:22:28,233 - I didn't know that. - Napster wasn't a failure. 1696 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,779 I changed the music industry for better and for always. 1697 01:22:31,863 --> 01:22:36,116 It may not have been good business, but it pissed a lot of people off. 1698 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:38,661 And isn't that what your Facemash was about? 1699 01:22:38,745 --> 01:22:41,413 They're scared of me, pal, and they're gonna be scared of you. 1700 01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,290 What the VCs want is to say, 1701 01:22:43,375 --> 01:22:46,210 "Good idea, kid, the grown-ups will take it from here." 1702 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,921 But not this time. This is our time. 1703 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:52,841 This time, you're gonna hand them a business card that says, 1704 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,635 "I'm CEO, bitch." 1705 01:22:55,887 --> 01:22:57,721 That's what I want for you. 1706 01:22:58,431 --> 01:23:00,057 So where the hell is Eduardo? 1707 01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:03,686 - He's in New York. - Sucking up to ad execs. 1708 01:23:03,770 --> 01:23:05,729 - He's got an... - An internship. 1709 01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:10,401 The company's here. A billion-dollar company's here. 1710 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,362 - Do you live and breathe Facebook? - Yes. 1711 01:23:13,446 --> 01:23:14,571 I know you do. 1712 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:17,741 Wardo wants to be a businessman and for all I know he's gonna be a good one, 1713 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,577 but he shouldn't be in New York kissing Madison Avenue's ass. 1714 01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:25,749 This is a once-in-a-generation, "holy shit" idea. 1715 01:23:26,084 --> 01:23:29,753 And the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold. 1716 01:23:31,464 --> 01:23:35,592 Look at my face and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about. 1717 01:23:37,303 --> 01:23:38,846 Do you ever think about that girl? 1718 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:39,972 What girl? 1719 01:23:40,098 --> 01:23:43,434 The girl from high school with the lacrosse thing. 1720 01:23:44,769 --> 01:23:45,769 No. 1721 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:49,398 If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth, we need shots. 1722 01:23:49,482 --> 01:23:50,983 A hundred schools by the end of the summer? 1723 01:23:51,109 --> 01:23:52,109 Yeah. 1724 01:23:52,193 --> 01:23:53,569 Tell you what. Gesture of good faith. 1725 01:23:53,653 --> 01:23:58,115 While you're getting into 100 schools, I'll put you on two continents. 1726 01:23:59,284 --> 01:24:00,367 Two... 1727 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,290 If you don't have a place to crash, 1728 01:24:06,374 --> 01:24:08,667 I think you should definitely come and live with us. 1729 01:24:09,627 --> 01:24:11,545 Let's line up some shots. 1730 01:24:11,629 --> 01:24:13,756 - Excuse me! - Yes, sir. 1731 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:16,967 You can take this away and bring back the 1942. 1732 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,969 Absolutely, Mr. Parker. 1733 01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:38,155 Attention... Go! 1734 01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:59,510 At the barrier, Hollandia is leading Harvard University by one length. 1735 01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:10,521 Approaching the grandstands, 1736 01:25:10,605 --> 01:25:13,732 Hollandia maintains a lead of three-quarters of a length. 1737 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:28,205 Come on! 1738 01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:08,203 Whatever. 1739 01:26:13,877 --> 01:26:14,918 - Mr. Winklevoss. - Tyler. 1740 01:26:15,044 --> 01:26:16,879 - Tremendous race. - Thank you. 1741 01:26:16,963 --> 01:26:19,214 - And this is my brother, Cameron. - Excellent. 1742 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:20,340 Sir? 1743 01:26:20,425 --> 01:26:22,134 His Royal Highness Prince Albert. 1744 01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:24,011 Your Highness, this is Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss. 1745 01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:27,431 Of course. Brilliant race. I've never seen a race that close. 1746 01:26:27,557 --> 01:26:28,557 Yes, Your Highness. 1747 01:26:28,641 --> 01:26:31,685 My grandfather, Jack Kelly, was one of the premier rowers of his day. 1748 01:26:31,769 --> 01:26:35,230 I've been coming to Henley for 30 years and I'd never seen a race that close. 1749 01:26:35,607 --> 01:26:37,232 Have you? Have you seen a race that close? 1750 01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:38,400 No, Your Highness. 1751 01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:40,861 Mile-and-a-half races are more commonly won by a boat length or two. 1752 01:26:40,945 --> 01:26:43,739 Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally close. 1753 01:26:43,948 --> 01:26:44,990 May I introduce my teammates? 1754 01:26:45,116 --> 01:26:47,034 I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us. 1755 01:26:47,118 --> 01:26:48,785 On to the Dutch. 1756 01:26:52,290 --> 01:26:53,665 Sorry you flew all the way out here to see that. 1757 01:26:53,791 --> 01:26:55,918 Wouldn't have missed it, brother. How was the royalty? 1758 01:26:56,002 --> 01:26:58,629 I just wanted him to tell me a couple more times how close the race was. 1759 01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:02,257 Just brutal, brutally close. Brutally excruciating. Jesus. 1760 01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:04,009 The guy is the prince of a country the size of Nantucket. 1761 01:27:04,135 --> 01:27:05,135 Relax, it's fine. 1762 01:27:05,261 --> 01:27:06,428 - Boys. Divya. - Dad. 1763 01:27:06,512 --> 01:27:08,555 - Mr. Winklevoss. - That was a tough beat. 1764 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,724 I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly out here to see that. 1765 01:27:10,808 --> 01:27:12,643 No, don't ever apologize to me for losing a race like that. 1766 01:27:13,019 --> 01:27:15,646 Don't ever apologize to anyone for losing a race like that. 1767 01:27:15,772 --> 01:27:17,606 - Boys. - Mr. Kenwright. 1768 01:27:18,274 --> 01:27:20,943 Dad, this is Mr. Kenwright, head of the host family for this week. 1769 01:27:21,027 --> 01:27:22,778 - Pleasure to meet you. - Good to meet you. 1770 01:27:22,862 --> 01:27:24,279 I've just had a phone chat with my daughter. 1771 01:27:24,364 --> 01:27:27,324 She told me that she and her friends are already talking about the race, 1772 01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:29,701 which they've just seen via their computers. 1773 01:27:29,827 --> 01:27:33,664 A new website called Facebook. Do you have this in America? 1774 01:27:34,999 --> 01:27:37,167 I'm gonna find your mother. 1775 01:27:38,711 --> 01:27:39,753 Have I said something wrong? 1776 01:27:39,837 --> 01:27:41,713 Your daughter doesn't go to school in the States? 1777 01:27:41,839 --> 01:27:43,131 No, no. Cambridge. 1778 01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:45,968 Majoring in French literature, though I wasn't aware there was such a thing. 1779 01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:47,135 And they have Facebook at Cambridge? 1780 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:49,304 And apparently Oxford and the London School of Economics. 1781 01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:50,472 That's where her friends are. 1782 01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:52,557 That's awesome. 1783 01:27:53,017 --> 01:27:56,520 Good race, boys. Take the bitter with the better, eh? 1784 01:27:58,856 --> 01:28:00,232 I'm gonna go watch the race film. 1785 01:28:03,569 --> 01:28:05,862 If this is online, I wanna see it. 1786 01:28:05,989 --> 01:28:07,322 Stop it. 1787 01:28:07,865 --> 01:28:09,366 Stop it, Cam. 1788 01:28:09,742 --> 01:28:11,243 Knock it off. 1789 01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:14,371 I don't mind that we lost to the Dutch today by less than a second. 1790 01:28:14,497 --> 01:28:16,665 That was a good race, and that was a fair race. 1791 01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:18,208 And they'll see us again. 1792 01:28:18,334 --> 01:28:20,460 What I mind, and what you should mind, 1793 01:28:20,545 --> 01:28:23,714 is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday. 1794 01:28:24,257 --> 01:28:26,174 We tried talking to him ourselves, we tried writing a letter, 1795 01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:29,845 we tried the Ad Board, and we tried talking to the president of the university. 1796 01:28:29,929 --> 01:28:32,431 Now, I am asking you for the last time, 1797 01:28:32,557 --> 01:28:37,728 let's take the considerable resources at our disposal and sue him in federal court. 1798 01:28:38,187 --> 01:28:39,438 Come on. 1799 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,691 I need a real drink. 1800 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:50,574 Screw it. 1801 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:54,244 Let's gut the friggin' nerd. 1802 01:28:57,081 --> 01:28:58,415 That's what I'm talking about! 1803 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,417 No, no, no, no, no. 1804 01:29:00,585 --> 01:29:02,836 But check it out, I saw him today. 1805 01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:05,339 Manningham, Mitchell Manningham, my Case Equity guy. 1806 01:29:05,423 --> 01:29:06,506 Hang on. 1807 01:29:06,591 --> 01:29:08,258 Are you guys using Spikes or Ghost Missiles? 1808 01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:10,010 We don't know, we're just shooting at each other. 1809 01:29:10,094 --> 01:29:11,511 Use Sweet Kamikazes. 1810 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:13,722 Like we know what that is. 1811 01:29:14,223 --> 01:29:18,018 I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera and he saw me, too. 1812 01:29:18,102 --> 01:29:19,686 I know he did. 1813 01:29:22,106 --> 01:29:25,067 Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline. 1814 01:29:25,234 --> 01:29:26,568 Bong hit. 1815 01:29:27,278 --> 01:29:28,779 Does anybody hear that banging? 1816 01:29:28,863 --> 01:29:31,281 You don't hear anything. You're writing code. 1817 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:33,367 Dude, somebody's at the door. 1818 01:29:33,451 --> 01:29:38,038 It's not a dish best served cold. It's best served immediately and relentlessly. 1819 01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:43,585 I'm gonna call you back. 1820 01:29:45,588 --> 01:29:48,090 What's up? 1821 01:29:49,801 --> 01:29:51,551 Mark was supposed to pick me up at the airport an hour ago. 1822 01:29:51,636 --> 01:29:53,220 I've been calling his cell. 1823 01:29:53,304 --> 01:29:57,808 He was on a 36-hour coding tear, so he took a nap for a couple of hours. 1824 01:30:04,065 --> 01:30:05,148 What happened here? 1825 01:30:05,274 --> 01:30:08,735 Not happened. Happening. The next big thing. 1826 01:30:08,820 --> 01:30:09,986 Wardo. 1827 01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,071 Hey, man. 1828 01:30:11,155 --> 01:30:13,156 - Back to work. - Okay. 1829 01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:16,159 The more bad I get at this, the more wasted I get. 1830 01:30:16,285 --> 01:30:17,786 I mean the more wasted that I get... 1831 01:30:18,162 --> 01:30:19,579 We understand. 1832 01:30:21,958 --> 01:30:23,083 How old are they, Sean? 1833 01:30:23,668 --> 01:30:25,001 It's not polite to ask. 1834 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:26,253 Sean, how old are they? 1835 01:30:27,505 --> 01:30:28,839 You think you know me, right? 1836 01:30:28,965 --> 01:30:30,173 I've read enough. 1837 01:30:30,299 --> 01:30:32,634 You know how much I've read about you? 1838 01:30:33,177 --> 01:30:34,511 Nothing. 1839 01:30:38,349 --> 01:30:40,100 - Wardo. - Hey, man. 1840 01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:43,103 - I waited an hour for you at the airport. - What time is it? 1841 01:30:43,187 --> 01:30:46,523 It's midnight. Or 3:00 a.m. in New York, where I just came from. 1842 01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:50,277 You gotta see some of the new stuff we got. Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall. 1843 01:30:50,361 --> 01:30:51,445 I'm just calling it the Wall. 1844 01:30:51,529 --> 01:30:54,114 Forget the Wall, tell him about the meeting I've got set up. 1845 01:30:54,198 --> 01:30:55,782 You know Peter Thiel? 1846 01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:57,200 - Nope. - No reason you should. 1847 01:30:57,285 --> 01:31:00,537 He just runs a $2-billion hedge fund called Clarium Capital. 1848 01:31:02,039 --> 01:31:03,623 Why's he setting up meetings? 1849 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:04,791 Thiel might wanna make an angel investment. 1850 01:31:04,876 --> 01:31:07,961 I don't care if he's an actual angel. Why is he setting up business meetings? 1851 01:31:08,045 --> 01:31:10,714 - You've had a long flight. - No, I had a long wait on the tarmac at JFK, 1852 01:31:10,798 --> 01:31:13,049 then a long wait at the passenger loading and unloading zone at SFO, 1853 01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:15,051 and in between there was a long flight. 1854 01:31:15,178 --> 01:31:16,887 I'm the business end of this company. 1855 01:31:17,638 --> 01:31:20,056 And he is a houseguest living here rent free 1856 01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:23,059 on a very generous grant from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation. 1857 01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:26,480 I heard about your big-ticket ad buys. Gary's Tuxedos. 1858 01:31:26,564 --> 01:31:28,231 - Hey, man... - Harvard Bartending Course. 1859 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:31,526 You're just a small step away from bagging Snookies Cookies, I can feel it. 1860 01:31:40,703 --> 01:31:42,996 - You wanna talk to me alone for a minute? - Sure. 1861 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:48,668 Bong hit. 1862 01:31:48,753 --> 01:31:51,046 - I'm so high. - No, you're not. 1863 01:31:51,589 --> 01:31:53,340 So how's it going? 1864 01:31:53,674 --> 01:31:56,343 How's the internship? How's Christy? 1865 01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:59,679 - How's the internship? - Yeah. 1866 01:32:01,224 --> 01:32:03,183 Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship. 1867 01:32:03,267 --> 01:32:05,769 We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day. 1868 01:32:07,396 --> 01:32:09,773 I do remember you saying that. 1869 01:32:09,941 --> 01:32:11,733 So how is Christy? 1870 01:32:12,109 --> 01:32:13,777 Christy's crazy. 1871 01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:15,779 - Is that fun? - No. 1872 01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:16,863 I mean, she's actually psychotic. 1873 01:32:16,948 --> 01:32:22,118 She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her. 1874 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,079 Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend. 1875 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:31,711 I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company. 1876 01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:33,964 You gotta move out here, Wardo, this is where it's all happening. 1877 01:32:34,048 --> 01:32:36,049 - Did you hear what I just said? - The connections, the energy... 1878 01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:37,133 Mark, you got... 1879 01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:39,803 I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind. 1880 01:32:39,887 --> 01:32:42,222 I want... I need you out here. 1881 01:32:42,306 --> 01:32:44,224 - Please don't tell him I said that. - What did you just say? 1882 01:32:44,308 --> 01:32:46,393 It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would. 1883 01:32:46,477 --> 01:32:48,228 - It's moving fast. - What did you mean? 1884 01:32:48,312 --> 01:32:50,230 - And Sean thinks we have... - Sean is not part of this company. 1885 01:32:50,314 --> 01:32:51,398 We have over 300,000 members, Wardo, 1886 01:32:51,482 --> 01:32:53,650 and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe. 1887 01:32:53,734 --> 01:32:55,235 I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO! 1888 01:32:55,319 --> 01:32:56,736 We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need. 1889 01:32:56,821 --> 01:32:58,405 We need more programmers and we need more money, 1890 01:32:58,489 --> 01:33:00,991 and he set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town. 1891 01:33:01,117 --> 01:33:02,325 - He set up other meetings? - Yes. 1892 01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:04,160 - Without me knowing anything about it. - You're in New York. 1893 01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:08,164 I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers! 1894 01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:09,958 And how's it going so far? 1895 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:16,923 What did you mean, "get left behind"? 1896 01:33:21,637 --> 01:33:23,013 - Hi. - Can I help you? 1897 01:33:23,097 --> 01:33:24,598 I'd like to freeze this bank account 1898 01:33:24,682 --> 01:33:28,143 and cancel all existing checks and lines of credit. 1899 01:33:29,478 --> 01:33:32,647 - May I see some ID, please? - Yeah, sure, sorry. 1900 01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:40,697 Sean, he'll be right with you. 1901 01:33:40,781 --> 01:33:42,198 No problem. 1902 01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:46,286 You know this is where they filmed Towering Inferno? 1903 01:33:46,370 --> 01:33:48,121 That's comforting. 1904 01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,291 Hey, guys. Come on back. 1905 01:33:52,793 --> 01:33:55,045 - She offer you some waters? - Oh, yeah. We're cool. 1906 01:33:56,631 --> 01:33:57,881 Sean, how are you? Come on in. 1907 01:33:57,965 --> 01:33:59,883 - You must be Mark. - Hi. 1908 01:34:01,677 --> 01:34:05,013 We took a look at everything, and congratulations. 1909 01:34:05,139 --> 01:34:08,642 We're gonna start you off with a $500,000 investment. 1910 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:12,729 Maurice is gonna talk to you about some corporate restructuring. 1911 01:34:12,855 --> 01:34:14,898 We'll file as a corporation in Delaware 1912 01:34:14,982 --> 01:34:17,901 and come up with a stock structure that allows for new investors. 1913 01:34:17,985 --> 01:34:20,320 Now, let me ask you something. 1914 01:34:20,488 --> 01:34:22,405 Who's Eduardo Saverin? 1915 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:44,010 Jesus Christ. 1916 01:34:47,598 --> 01:34:48,682 When did you get back? 1917 01:34:48,766 --> 01:34:50,183 You scared me. I need you to knock. 1918 01:34:50,267 --> 01:34:52,185 When did you get back? 1919 01:34:53,270 --> 01:34:54,938 I got back this afternoon. 1920 01:34:55,064 --> 01:34:56,523 And when were you gonna call me? 1921 01:34:56,607 --> 01:34:59,275 Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired... 1922 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:03,279 Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts. Did you know I sent 47 texts? 1923 01:35:03,364 --> 01:35:07,242 I did, and I thought that was incredibly normal behavior. 1924 01:35:07,368 --> 01:35:08,868 Are you mocking me? 1925 01:35:09,078 --> 01:35:10,286 I brought you a present. 1926 01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:14,958 Why does your Status say "single" on your Facebook page? 1927 01:35:15,084 --> 01:35:16,126 What? 1928 01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:20,130 Why does your Relationship Status say "single" on your Facebook page? 1929 01:35:20,214 --> 01:35:21,881 Well, I was single when I set up the page. 1930 01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,050 And you just never bothered to change it? 1931 01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,218 What? 1932 01:35:25,428 --> 01:35:26,886 I don't know how. 1933 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:28,805 Do I look stupid to you? 1934 01:35:28,931 --> 01:35:30,223 No, calm down. 1935 01:35:30,307 --> 01:35:32,559 You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook 1936 01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:34,894 doesn't know how to change his Relationship Status on Facebook? 1937 01:35:34,979 --> 01:35:38,314 It's embarrassing, so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that. 1938 01:35:38,441 --> 01:35:39,649 - Go to hell. - Take it easy. 1939 01:35:39,775 --> 01:35:42,819 No, you didn't change it so you could screw those Silicon Valley sluts 1940 01:35:42,903 --> 01:35:44,070 every time you go out to see Mark. 1941 01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:47,157 Not even remotely true, and I can promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts 1942 01:35:47,283 --> 01:35:50,160 don't care what anyone's Relationship Status is on Facebook. 1943 01:35:50,286 --> 01:35:51,661 Please, open your present. 1944 01:35:51,787 --> 01:35:53,663 Your phone does work. 1945 01:35:54,623 --> 01:35:55,749 It's Mark. 1946 01:35:55,833 --> 01:35:58,001 Okay, this is gonna be tricky. 1947 01:35:58,085 --> 01:36:00,587 Open your present. It's a silk scarf. 1948 01:36:00,671 --> 01:36:02,338 Have you ever seen me wear a scarf? 1949 01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:04,591 This'll be your first. 1950 01:36:04,675 --> 01:36:05,759 Yeah. 1951 01:36:05,843 --> 01:36:07,093 - You froze our account? - I did. 1952 01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:09,429 - You froze the account. - I had to get your attention, Mark. 1953 01:36:09,513 --> 01:36:11,264 Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? 1954 01:36:11,348 --> 01:36:12,932 Do you realize that your actions could have destroyed 1955 01:36:13,017 --> 01:36:14,017 everything I've been working on? 1956 01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,185 We have been working on. 1957 01:36:15,269 --> 01:36:16,770 Without money, the site can't function. 1958 01:36:16,854 --> 01:36:19,105 Let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everybody else. 1959 01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:20,273 We don't crash ever! 1960 01:36:20,357 --> 01:36:24,027 If the servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed. 1961 01:36:24,111 --> 01:36:26,112 - Look... - Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that. 1962 01:36:26,197 --> 01:36:28,948 Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire user base. 1963 01:36:29,033 --> 01:36:31,367 The users are interconnected. That is the whole point. 1964 01:36:31,452 --> 01:36:33,203 College kids are online because their friends are online 1965 01:36:33,287 --> 01:36:35,455 and if one domino goes, the other dominos go. 1966 01:36:35,539 --> 01:36:36,623 Don't you get that? 1967 01:36:36,707 --> 01:36:38,333 I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi! 1968 01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:41,711 Holy shit. 1969 01:36:44,548 --> 01:36:45,882 What is wrong with you? 1970 01:36:46,008 --> 01:36:47,467 Did you like being nobody? 1971 01:36:47,551 --> 01:36:49,302 Did you like being a joke? Do you wanna go back to that? 1972 01:36:49,386 --> 01:36:50,804 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1973 01:36:50,888 --> 01:36:52,222 That was the act of a child, not a businessman, 1974 01:36:52,306 --> 01:36:53,723 and it certainly was not the act of a friend. 1975 01:36:53,849 --> 01:36:56,392 You know how embarrassing it was for me to try to cash a check today? 1976 01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:57,727 I am not going back to that life. 1977 01:36:57,853 --> 01:37:00,230 - Maybe you were frustrated. - Yeah! 1978 01:37:00,397 --> 01:37:02,690 - Maybe you were angry. - I was! 1979 01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:05,235 But I am willing to let bygones be bygones, 1980 01:37:05,361 --> 01:37:07,654 because, Wardo, I've got some good news. 1981 01:37:07,738 --> 01:37:08,905 I'm sorry. 1982 01:37:08,989 --> 01:37:13,743 I was angry, and maybe it was childish, but I had to get your attention. 1983 01:37:13,869 --> 01:37:16,663 Wardo, I said I've got some good news. 1984 01:37:17,081 --> 01:37:18,081 What is it? 1985 01:37:18,207 --> 01:37:20,750 Peter Thiel just made an angel investment of half a million dollars. 1986 01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:22,001 What? 1987 01:37:22,211 --> 01:37:26,172 Half a million dollars. And he's setting us up in an office. 1988 01:37:26,924 --> 01:37:29,425 They wanna reincorporate the company. They wanna meet you. 1989 01:37:29,552 --> 01:37:31,010 They need your signature on some documents, 1990 01:37:31,095 --> 01:37:33,513 so you gotta get your ass on the first flight back to San Francisco. 1991 01:37:33,597 --> 01:37:35,181 I need my CFO. 1992 01:37:40,104 --> 01:37:41,187 I'm on my way. 1993 01:37:41,272 --> 01:37:42,772 - Wardo? - Yeah? 1994 01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,399 We did it. 1995 01:37:47,736 --> 01:37:48,945 Wardo? 1996 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,447 You're going back there already? 1997 01:37:51,574 --> 01:37:52,699 Yes. 1998 01:37:54,451 --> 01:37:56,619 And also, I'm breaking up with you. 1999 01:38:00,457 --> 01:38:02,250 Somebody stop her! 2000 01:38:04,753 --> 01:38:05,795 Four documents. 2001 01:38:05,921 --> 01:38:07,797 The first two are common stock purchase agreements, 2002 01:38:07,923 --> 01:38:10,967 allowing you to buy stock in the newly reincorporated Facebook, 2003 01:38:11,051 --> 01:38:14,470 as opposed to the old shares, which are now worthless. 2004 01:38:14,555 --> 01:38:15,722 The third is an exchange agreement 2005 01:38:15,806 --> 01:38:18,558 allowing you to exchange the old shares for new shares, 2006 01:38:18,642 --> 01:38:20,894 and then finally a voter holding agreement. 2007 01:38:20,978 --> 01:38:22,729 How many shares of stock will I own? 2008 01:38:22,813 --> 01:38:25,982 1,328,334. 2009 01:38:26,066 --> 01:38:27,442 Jesus Christ. 2010 01:38:27,526 --> 01:38:30,445 That represents a 34.4% ownership share. 2011 01:38:30,946 --> 01:38:33,281 Why the increase from the original 30%? 2012 01:38:33,365 --> 01:38:36,117 'Cause you may need to dilute it to award shares to new investors. 2013 01:38:36,827 --> 01:38:39,078 - I love working with business majors. - I'm telling you. 2014 01:38:39,163 --> 01:38:40,204 - Economics. - Right. 2015 01:38:40,289 --> 01:38:45,209 You should know that Mark has already taken his percentage from 60 down to 51. 2016 01:38:46,503 --> 01:38:49,756 Well, Mark doesn't care about money and he needs to be protected. 2017 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:54,135 Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%. 2018 01:38:54,219 --> 01:38:57,055 Sean Parker, 6.47%. 2019 01:38:59,308 --> 01:39:00,350 I can live with that. 2020 01:39:00,434 --> 01:39:02,268 And Peter Thiel, 7%. 2021 01:39:06,649 --> 01:39:08,942 Would you like to use my pen? 2022 01:39:09,193 --> 01:39:12,153 Eduardo? Eduardo? 2023 01:39:13,906 --> 01:39:15,031 Can you please repeat the question? 2024 01:39:15,115 --> 01:39:17,325 No, it was an outrageously leading question the first time around, 2025 01:39:17,409 --> 01:39:18,534 and now you want us to hear it twice? 2026 01:39:18,619 --> 01:39:20,495 Yes. Would you read it back, please? 2027 01:39:20,579 --> 01:39:21,621 Well, go ahead. 2028 01:39:21,705 --> 01:39:23,414 "Counsel: 'And when you signed these documents, 2029 01:39:23,499 --> 01:39:26,250 "'were you aware that you were signing your own death certificate?'" 2030 01:39:26,335 --> 01:39:27,418 No. 2031 01:39:31,840 --> 01:39:35,969 It was insanely stupid of me not to have my own lawyers look over all the... 2032 01:39:36,053 --> 01:39:39,222 In all honesty, I thought they were my lawyers. 2033 01:39:42,476 --> 01:39:44,060 I was your only friend. 2034 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,313 You had one friend. 2035 01:39:52,152 --> 01:39:53,194 My father won't even look at me. 2036 01:39:53,278 --> 01:39:58,366 Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say anything to you after you signed the papers? 2037 01:39:58,492 --> 01:40:01,494 There was a lot of handshaking, a lot of congratulations. 2038 01:40:02,663 --> 01:40:04,038 He'd already told me that he wouldn't be 2039 01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:07,250 coming back to school for at least a semester, 2040 01:40:07,334 --> 01:40:10,086 so we were saying goodbye for a while. 2041 01:40:10,879 --> 01:40:12,130 And then before I left he said... 2042 01:40:12,214 --> 01:40:13,297 But you gotta come back. 2043 01:40:13,382 --> 01:40:15,883 Somewhere around the end of November or early December. 2044 01:40:15,968 --> 01:40:18,428 Peter wants to throw us an amazing party when we hit a million members. 2045 01:40:18,512 --> 01:40:20,263 It's gonna be out of control. You gotta come back for it. 2046 01:40:20,347 --> 01:40:21,639 A million members? 2047 01:40:21,724 --> 01:40:22,890 Yeah. 2048 01:40:23,392 --> 01:40:26,686 Remember the algorithm on the window at Kirkland? 2049 01:40:27,604 --> 01:40:28,813 Yeah. 2050 01:40:32,234 --> 01:40:33,484 Yeah, I'll be here. 2051 01:40:38,657 --> 01:40:39,824 You sure about this? 2052 01:40:39,908 --> 01:40:41,075 You're 20 minutes late. 2053 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:42,618 You're gonna walk in there and say you overslept 2054 01:40:42,703 --> 01:40:43,828 and didn't have time to get dressed. 2055 01:40:43,912 --> 01:40:46,080 They're gonna pitch you. Case Equity is going to pitch you. 2056 01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:47,749 They're gonna beg you to take their money. 2057 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:49,500 You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, you're gonna nod, 2058 01:40:49,585 --> 01:40:52,628 and then you're gonna say, "Which one of you is Roth?" 2059 01:40:52,713 --> 01:40:54,130 No, not Roth. Manningham. 2060 01:40:54,214 --> 01:40:56,340 "Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?" And he'll say, "I am." 2061 01:40:56,425 --> 01:40:59,886 And then you say, "Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you.'" 2062 01:41:00,429 --> 01:41:01,763 Walk out. 2063 01:41:01,889 --> 01:41:03,056 Okay. 2064 01:41:15,903 --> 01:41:18,029 In late November, I got the e-mail from Mark 2065 01:41:18,113 --> 01:41:20,156 telling me to come out for the millionth-member party. 2066 01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:21,282 What else did the e-mail say? 2067 01:41:21,867 --> 01:41:24,035 It said that we had to have a business meeting. 2068 01:41:24,912 --> 01:41:28,164 That Mark and Sean had played some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity, 2069 01:41:28,832 --> 01:41:30,458 and that Manningham was so impressed 2070 01:41:30,542 --> 01:41:34,462 that he was now making an investment offer that was hard to turn down. 2071 01:41:34,546 --> 01:41:38,716 So I went to California, and I went straight to the new offices. 2072 01:41:38,801 --> 01:41:42,512 I didn't know whether to dress for the party or for the business meeting, 2073 01:41:42,596 --> 01:41:44,972 so I kind of dressed for both. 2074 01:41:45,682 --> 01:41:47,642 - But it didn't matter. - Why not? 2075 01:41:47,726 --> 01:41:49,936 Because I wasn't called out there for either one. 2076 01:41:50,020 --> 01:41:51,604 What were you called out there for? 2077 01:41:55,442 --> 01:41:56,818 An ambush. 2078 01:41:57,236 --> 01:41:59,070 Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here. 2079 01:42:06,203 --> 01:42:07,245 Hey, man. 2080 01:42:07,329 --> 01:42:08,371 - How are you? - Good. How are you? 2081 01:42:08,455 --> 01:42:11,165 - Good, good, good, good, good. - Good to see you. 2082 01:42:11,250 --> 01:42:14,710 At first I thought he was joking. Giving me more contracts to sign. 2083 01:42:19,091 --> 01:42:20,883 But then I started reading. 2084 01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:26,055 Wait, what is this? 2085 01:42:26,390 --> 01:42:29,642 Well, as you know, we had some new investors that have come in. 2086 01:42:29,768 --> 01:42:30,810 What is this? 2087 01:42:43,115 --> 01:42:44,574 Mr. Saverin. 2088 01:42:47,202 --> 01:42:48,369 Mark! 2089 01:42:49,663 --> 01:42:51,122 - Mark? - He's wired in. 2090 01:42:51,206 --> 01:42:52,248 - Sorry? - He's wired in. 2091 01:42:52,332 --> 01:42:53,791 - Is he? - Yes. 2092 01:42:55,377 --> 01:42:58,129 - How about now? Are you still wired in? - Call security. 2093 01:42:58,213 --> 01:43:00,047 You issued 24 million new shares of stock! 2094 01:43:01,258 --> 01:43:02,884 You were told that if new investors came along... 2095 01:43:02,968 --> 01:43:06,095 How much were your shares diluted? How much were his? 2096 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:09,932 What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to? 2097 01:43:10,267 --> 01:43:11,309 It wasn't. 2098 01:43:11,393 --> 01:43:15,021 What was Mr. Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to? 2099 01:43:15,105 --> 01:43:16,439 It wasn't. 2100 01:43:16,523 --> 01:43:19,442 What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to? 2101 01:43:19,526 --> 01:43:20,568 It wasn't. 2102 01:43:20,652 --> 01:43:23,321 What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to? 2103 01:43:23,405 --> 01:43:24,488 It wasn't. 2104 01:43:24,573 --> 01:43:27,575 And what was your ownership share diluted down to? 2105 01:43:28,577 --> 01:43:31,245 .03% 2106 01:43:39,087 --> 01:43:41,380 - You signed the papers. - You set me up. 2107 01:43:41,465 --> 01:43:44,008 You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company, 2108 01:43:44,092 --> 01:43:45,968 and you made a bad business deal with your own company? 2109 01:43:46,053 --> 01:43:47,678 It's gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook. 2110 01:43:47,763 --> 01:43:49,096 It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. 2111 01:43:49,181 --> 01:43:50,223 You're not a part of Facebook. 2112 01:43:50,307 --> 01:43:52,683 - My name's on the masthead. - You might wanna check again. 2113 01:43:52,768 --> 01:43:54,101 This because I froze the account? 2114 01:43:54,186 --> 01:43:56,354 You think we'd let you parade around in your ridiculous suits, 2115 01:43:56,438 --> 01:43:57,480 pretending you were running this company? 2116 01:43:57,564 --> 01:43:59,899 Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's! 2117 01:43:59,983 --> 01:44:04,362 Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag! 2118 01:44:04,446 --> 01:44:06,113 Security's here. You'll be leaving now. 2119 01:44:06,198 --> 01:44:09,116 - I'm not signing those papers. - We will get the signature. 2120 01:44:09,201 --> 01:44:11,327 Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix. 2121 01:44:13,997 --> 01:44:18,209 You... You did it. I knew you did it. You planted that story about the chicken! 2122 01:44:18,293 --> 01:44:20,419 - I didn't plant that story. - What's he talking about? 2123 01:44:20,504 --> 01:44:23,464 - You had me accused of animal cruelty. - Seriously. What the hell's the chicken? 2124 01:44:23,548 --> 01:44:25,258 And I'll bet what you hated the most 2125 01:44:25,342 --> 01:44:28,761 is that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook. 2126 01:44:29,221 --> 01:44:32,056 Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole. 2127 01:44:32,140 --> 01:44:36,686 'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%. I'm coming back for everything. 2128 01:44:43,151 --> 01:44:46,112 - Get him out of here. - It's okay, I'm going. 2129 01:44:48,073 --> 01:44:49,365 Hang on. 2130 01:44:51,576 --> 01:44:53,160 Almost forgot. 2131 01:44:54,204 --> 01:44:56,497 Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. 2132 01:44:56,581 --> 01:44:58,124 I drew it on the account you froze. 2133 01:45:03,422 --> 01:45:05,965 I like standing next to you, Sean. 2134 01:45:07,217 --> 01:45:09,343 It makes me look so tough. 2135 01:45:22,482 --> 01:45:23,774 Well... 2136 01:45:24,234 --> 01:45:27,153 That's it, that's our show for tonight, people. 2137 01:45:27,237 --> 01:45:29,530 And look, I wanna see everyone here geared up for a party. 2138 01:45:29,614 --> 01:45:31,699 We're gonna walk into that club like it's the Macy's Parade. 2139 01:45:31,783 --> 01:45:34,910 Mackey, put it up on the big screen. We've gotta almost be there. 2140 01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:40,041 - You all right? - Yeah. 2141 01:45:41,293 --> 01:45:42,752 You were kind of rough on him. 2142 01:45:42,836 --> 01:45:44,837 That's life in the NFL. 2143 01:45:45,047 --> 01:45:46,672 You know you didn't have to be that rough on him. 2144 01:45:46,757 --> 01:45:48,924 - Listen, I put him... - Sean! 2145 01:45:50,218 --> 01:45:52,303 You didn't have to be that rough on him. 2146 01:45:52,387 --> 01:45:53,596 He almost killed it. 2147 01:45:56,350 --> 01:45:57,558 I'll send flowers. 2148 01:45:59,269 --> 01:46:03,981 Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together a party after the party at Kappa Eta Sigma. 2149 01:46:04,066 --> 01:46:05,316 Ashleigh's a sister. 2150 01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:06,942 - Ashleigh? - The intern. 2151 01:46:07,027 --> 01:46:10,196 Yeah. I know who she is. Are you guys... 2152 01:46:10,822 --> 01:46:12,490 Ashleigh? Me? No. 2153 01:46:12,574 --> 01:46:14,033 Well, a little bit. 2154 01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:15,951 Why? 2155 01:46:16,036 --> 01:46:17,870 - No. Nothing, I just... - Excuse me. Mark? 2156 01:46:17,954 --> 01:46:21,207 - We were just talking about you. - Just that you're doing a really good job. 2157 01:46:21,875 --> 01:46:24,043 Thanks. I appreciate that. 2158 01:46:25,045 --> 01:46:26,128 These came in for you. 2159 01:46:26,213 --> 01:46:28,005 Put them on my desk. 2160 01:46:34,971 --> 01:46:36,389 What's the package? 2161 01:46:37,265 --> 01:46:38,307 Nothing. 2162 01:46:40,727 --> 01:46:42,228 - Mackey. - Yes, sir. 2163 01:46:42,312 --> 01:46:43,604 Refresh. 2164 01:46:44,106 --> 01:46:45,314 Sweet! 2165 01:46:51,321 --> 01:46:53,364 And you're not a hugger. 2166 01:46:53,657 --> 01:46:54,949 I know. 2167 01:46:57,577 --> 01:46:59,036 One million! 2168 01:47:00,622 --> 01:47:03,374 Who's got champagne? Huh? 2169 01:47:04,709 --> 01:47:06,502 I've got champagne. 2170 01:47:26,356 --> 01:47:29,942 The next transformative development, a picture-sharing application. 2171 01:47:30,026 --> 01:47:33,112 A place where you view pictures that coincide with your social life. 2172 01:47:33,196 --> 01:47:36,198 It is the true digitalization of real life. 2173 01:47:36,283 --> 01:47:38,742 - You can use a CD. - You can do it off of me. 2174 01:47:38,827 --> 01:47:40,536 You don't just go to a party anymore. 2175 01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:44,373 You go to a party with a digital camera, and then your friends relive the party online. 2176 01:47:44,458 --> 01:47:45,833 And tagging. The idea... 2177 01:47:45,917 --> 01:47:49,128 - Would this be easier without the bra? - It's worth finding out. 2178 01:47:56,887 --> 01:47:59,263 All right, shut the music down! 2179 01:47:59,639 --> 01:48:01,265 The party's over! 2180 01:48:01,349 --> 01:48:03,142 Everybody, go home! 2181 01:48:03,643 --> 01:48:06,103 I've spent hours watching what people do when they log on. 2182 01:48:06,188 --> 01:48:07,563 How they check their friends' status updates. 2183 01:48:07,647 --> 01:48:09,148 Wait. That's weird. Why did the music stop? 2184 01:48:09,232 --> 01:48:10,399 Check to see which one of their friends 2185 01:48:10,484 --> 01:48:12,401 changed their profiles, changed their photos... 2186 01:48:12,486 --> 01:48:14,069 Seriously, what happened to the music? 2187 01:48:14,154 --> 01:48:16,113 We lived on farms and then we lived in cities, 2188 01:48:16,198 --> 01:48:18,157 and now we're going to live on the Internet! 2189 01:48:18,241 --> 01:48:21,911 Sean, stop. I think something's going on downstairs. 2190 01:48:30,962 --> 01:48:33,756 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 2191 01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:37,092 It's time for you to go home. The party is over. 2192 01:48:37,427 --> 01:48:39,261 Then it's all good. 2193 01:48:41,014 --> 01:48:42,097 - It's the cops. - What? 2194 01:48:42,182 --> 01:48:43,224 Shit! Shit. 2195 01:48:43,308 --> 01:48:47,061 - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - Okay, it's okay. Be cool. 2196 01:48:47,604 --> 01:48:49,772 Good to see you, Officer. What can I do for you? 2197 01:48:50,982 --> 01:48:52,024 What's going on? 2198 01:48:52,108 --> 01:48:54,693 Was the music too loud? We were having a celebration. 2199 01:48:54,778 --> 01:48:56,320 Miss, I need you to button your blouse. 2200 01:48:56,404 --> 01:48:59,198 I can tell them to turn the music down. 2201 01:49:03,119 --> 01:49:04,161 That's not mine. 2202 01:49:04,579 --> 01:49:07,581 Okay, we're gonna need identification. Keep your hands where we can see them. 2203 01:49:07,666 --> 01:49:09,083 Oh, my God. 2204 01:49:09,167 --> 01:49:10,876 You got anything else in your pockets I should know about? 2205 01:49:10,961 --> 01:49:12,002 No, sir. No. 2206 01:49:12,087 --> 01:49:14,338 - Don't be stupid, now. - I don't, I don't. 2207 01:49:19,427 --> 01:49:20,928 What's this? 2208 01:49:21,137 --> 01:49:22,846 That's an EpiPen. 2209 01:49:23,932 --> 01:49:26,267 - And this? - That's my inhaler. 2210 01:49:27,102 --> 01:49:28,769 How old are you? 2211 01:49:29,354 --> 01:49:32,273 Twenty-one. 2212 01:49:32,357 --> 01:49:33,774 - Twenty-one. - I'm 21. 2213 01:49:33,858 --> 01:49:35,526 Lying only makes it worse. 2214 01:49:36,903 --> 01:49:39,405 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied. 2215 01:49:50,417 --> 01:49:51,458 Hello. 2216 01:49:51,543 --> 01:49:54,044 Listen, something's happened. 2217 01:50:01,344 --> 01:50:02,386 Shit. 2218 01:50:02,470 --> 01:50:04,388 No, it's all right. It's gonna be all right. 2219 01:50:04,472 --> 01:50:08,475 I posted bond, and I wasn't doing anything. I mean, I've got allergies. 2220 01:50:13,273 --> 01:50:14,315 Interns. 2221 01:50:14,399 --> 01:50:16,233 It was just a party. 2222 01:50:19,029 --> 01:50:22,406 This is gonna be news, Sean. It's gonna be online any second. 2223 01:50:23,617 --> 01:50:24,658 I know. 2224 01:50:24,743 --> 01:50:26,410 You know with an intern... 2225 01:50:26,494 --> 01:50:28,662 No, it's cool. I have it under control. 2226 01:50:28,747 --> 01:50:30,331 I will get it under control. 2227 01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:32,791 I will call someone and see what the next move is. 2228 01:50:32,876 --> 01:50:34,418 But this is gonna be news now. 2229 01:50:35,170 --> 01:50:37,671 You don't think Wardo was involved, do you? 2230 01:50:37,756 --> 01:50:38,797 I mean, do you think... 2231 01:50:38,882 --> 01:50:39,965 No. 2232 01:50:40,175 --> 01:50:42,051 Or Manningham. One of them. 2233 01:50:42,135 --> 01:50:45,387 Somebody. Somebody sent the coke in there, because it got in there. 2234 01:50:45,472 --> 01:50:47,306 You believe me. God, this is gonna be fine. 2235 01:50:52,145 --> 01:50:53,354 Right? 2236 01:50:56,107 --> 01:50:57,691 Go home, Sean. 2237 01:51:12,916 --> 01:51:14,124 Mark? 2238 01:51:16,002 --> 01:51:17,086 Mark. 2239 01:51:19,589 --> 01:51:21,256 We're done for the day. 2240 01:51:21,341 --> 01:51:23,926 Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here. 2241 01:51:27,597 --> 01:51:29,515 What happened to Sean? 2242 01:51:29,849 --> 01:51:32,267 He still owns 7% of the company. 2243 01:51:36,439 --> 01:51:40,693 All you had all day was that salad. Do you wanna get something to eat? 2244 01:51:40,777 --> 01:51:42,111 I can't. 2245 01:51:49,786 --> 01:51:51,036 I'm not a bad guy. 2246 01:51:51,121 --> 01:51:52,621 I know that. 2247 01:51:52,997 --> 01:51:56,500 When there's emotional testimony, I assume 85% of it is exaggeration. 2248 01:51:56,626 --> 01:51:58,085 And the other 15? 2249 01:51:58,169 --> 01:52:01,296 Perjury. Creation myths need a devil. 2250 01:52:04,968 --> 01:52:06,301 What happens now? 2251 01:52:07,470 --> 01:52:11,682 Sy and the others are having a steak on University Avenue. 2252 01:52:12,183 --> 01:52:13,642 Then they'll come back up to the office, 2253 01:52:13,727 --> 01:52:17,020 and start working on a settlement agreement to present to you. 2254 01:52:17,147 --> 01:52:19,022 - They're gonna settle? - Oh, yeah. 2255 01:52:19,649 --> 01:52:22,484 - And you're gonna have to pay a little extra. - Why? 2256 01:52:22,569 --> 01:52:24,737 So that these guys sign a nondisclosure agreement. 2257 01:52:24,821 --> 01:52:27,823 They say one unflattering word about you in public, you own their wife and kids. 2258 01:52:27,907 --> 01:52:29,116 I invented Facebook. 2259 01:52:29,200 --> 01:52:31,326 I'm talking about a jury. 2260 01:52:31,578 --> 01:52:34,163 I specialize in voir dire, jury selection. 2261 01:52:34,247 --> 01:52:36,623 What a jury sees when they look at a defendant. 2262 01:52:36,708 --> 01:52:39,084 Clothes, hair, speaking style, likeability... 2263 01:52:39,169 --> 01:52:40,377 Likeability. 2264 01:52:40,503 --> 01:52:43,338 I've been licensed to practice law for all of 20 months, 2265 01:52:43,423 --> 01:52:44,798 and I could get a jury to believe 2266 01:52:44,883 --> 01:52:47,593 that you planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken. 2267 01:52:47,677 --> 01:52:48,761 Watch what else. 2268 01:52:49,262 --> 01:52:51,346 Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party that night? 2269 01:52:52,098 --> 01:52:54,308 - You think I'm the one that called the police? - Doesn't matter. 2270 01:52:54,392 --> 01:52:56,477 I asked the question, now everybody's thinking about it. 2271 01:52:56,561 --> 01:52:58,687 You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes. 2272 01:53:00,356 --> 01:53:01,482 Farm animals. 2273 01:53:01,566 --> 01:53:02,733 Yeah. 2274 01:53:03,735 --> 01:53:06,278 I was drunk and angry and stupid. 2275 01:53:06,362 --> 01:53:08,614 - And blogging. - And blogging. 2276 01:53:09,741 --> 01:53:11,074 Pay them. 2277 01:53:11,367 --> 01:53:12,576 In the scheme of things, 2278 01:53:13,036 --> 01:53:14,369 it's a speeding ticket. 2279 01:53:16,372 --> 01:53:18,749 That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow. 2280 01:53:18,875 --> 01:53:21,752 Do you think anybody would mind if I stayed and used the computer for a minute? 2281 01:53:21,878 --> 01:53:23,378 I can't imagine it would be a problem. 2282 01:53:23,463 --> 01:53:24,713 Thanks. 2283 01:53:25,548 --> 01:53:27,883 I appreciate your help today. 2284 01:53:31,721 --> 01:53:33,972 You're not an asshole, Mark. 2285 01:53:35,225 --> 01:53:37,726 You're just trying so hard to be.