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[people chattering]

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[Mark] Did you know there are more people
with genius IQs in China

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than there are people of any kind
in the United States?

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-[Erica] That can't possibly be true.
-It is.

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What would account for that?

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Well, first, an awful lot of people live
in China, but here's my question.

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How do you distinguish yourself
in a population of people

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who all got 1600 on their SATs?

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-I didn't know they take SATs in China.
-They don't.

10
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I wasn't talking about China anymore,
I was talking about me.

11
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You got a 16007

12
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Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group,
but I can't sing.

13
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-Does that mean you got nothing wrong?
-I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.

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-Or you could get into a final club.
-Or I get into a final club.

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You know, from
a woman's perspective,

16
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sometimes not singing
in an a cappella group is a good thing.

17
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This is serious.

18
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On the other hand,
I do like guys who row crew.

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-Well, I can't do that.
-I was kidding.

20
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And, yes, I got nothing
wrong on the test.

21
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-Have you ever tried?
-I'm trying right now.

22
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-To row crew?
-To get into a final club.

23
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To row crew? No.
Are you, like, whatever, delusional?

24
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Maybe it's just sometimes
you say two things at once.

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Not sure which one
I'm supposed to be aiming at.

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-But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
-No.

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Okay, they're bigger than me.
They're world-class athletes.

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And you said you like guys
who row crew so I assumed you had met one.

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I guess I just meant
I like the idea of it.

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You know, the way
a girl likes cowboys.

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-Okay.
-Should we get something to eat?

32
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Would you like to talk
about something else?

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No. It's just since the beginning
of the conversation about finals club,

34
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I think I may have missed a birthday.

35
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There are really more people in China with
genius IQs than the entire population...

36
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The Phoenix is the most
diverse. The Fly Club...

37
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-Roosevelt punched the Porc.
-Which one?

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The Porcellian, the Porc.
It's the best of the best.

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-Which Roosevelt?
-Theodore.

40
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Is it true that they send
a bus around to pick up girls

41
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who want to party with
the next Fed chairman?

42
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So you can see why
it's so important to get in.

43
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Okay, well, which is
the easiest to get into?

44
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-Why would you ask me that?
-I was just asking.

45
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None of them. That's the point.

46
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My friend Eduardo made $300,000

47
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betting oil futures one summer and
Eduardo won't come close to getting in.

48
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The ability to make money
doesn't impress anybody around here.

49
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Must be nice.
He made $300,000 in a summer?

50
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-He likes meteorology.
-You said it was oil futures.

51
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Read the weather,
you can predict the price of heating oil.

52
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Think you asked me that because you think
the final club that's easiest to get into

53
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-is where I'll have the best chance.
-I... What?

54
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You asked which one was
the easiest to get into

55
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because that's the one
where I'll have the best chance.

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The one that's the easiest to get into
would be the one

57
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where anybody has the best chance.

58
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You didn't ask me
which one was the best one,

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-you asked me which was the easiest one.
-I was honestly just asking, okay?

60
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I was just asking to ask.

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-Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
-Erica.

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You're obsessed with finals clubs.

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You have finals clubs OCD
and you need to see someone about it

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who will prescribe you
some sort of medication.

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You don't care if the side effects
may include blindness.

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Final clubs. Not "finals clubs."”

67
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And there's a difference between
being obsessed and being motivated.

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Yes. There is.

69
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Well, you do. That was cryptic,
so you do speak in code.

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I didn't mean to be cryptic.

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I'm just saying I need to
do something substantial

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in order to get
the attention of the clubs.

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-Why?
-Because they're exclusive.

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And fun, and they lead to a better life.

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Teddy Roosevelt didn't
get elected president

76
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because he was a member
of the Phoenix Club.

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He was a member of the Porcellian,
and yes, he did.

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Well, why don't you just concentrate

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on being the best you you can be?

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-Did you really just say that?
-I was kidding.

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Just because something's trite
doesn't make it less true.

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I wanna be straightforward. I think
you might want to be more supportive.

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If I get in, I will be taking you
to the events and the gatherings,

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and you'll be meeting a lot of people
you wouldn't normally get to meet.

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[sarcastically]
You would do that for me?

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We're dating.

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Okay.

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I wanna try
and be straightforward with you

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-and let you know that we're not anymore.
-What do you mean?

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We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry.

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-Is this a joke?
-No, it's not.

92
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-You're breaking up with me?
-You're gonna introduce me to people

93
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I wouldn't normally
have the chance to meet?

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What the... What is
that supposed to mean?

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-Settle down.
-What is it supposed to mean?

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Erica, the reason we can drink right now

97
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is 'cause you used to
sleep with the door guy.

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"The door guy"?
His name is Bobby.

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I have not slept with the door guy.
The door guy is a friend of mine,

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and he's a perfectly good class of people.

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And what part of Long Island
are you from, Wimbledon?

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-Wait. Wait, wait.
-I'm going back to my dorm.

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-Is this real?
-Yes.

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-Then wait, I apologize, okay?
-have to go study.

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-Erica?
-Yes?

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I'm sorry, I mean it.

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I appreciate that,
but I have to go study.

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Come on, you don't have
to study. Let's just talk.

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-I can't.
-Why?

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Because it is exhausting.

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Dating you is like
dating a StairMaster.

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All I meant is you're not likely to...
I wasn't commenting on your appearance.

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I was saying that you go to BU.
I was stating a fact.

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If it seemed rude, I apologize.

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-Have to go study.
-You don't.

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Why do you keep saying
I don't have to study?

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"Cause you go to BU.

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Do you want to get some food?

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I am sorry you are not
sufficiently impressed with my education.

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And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat,
SO we're even.

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-I think we should just be friends.
-I don't want friends.

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I was just being polite. I have
no intention of being friends--

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I'm under some pressure
right now from my OS class

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and if we could just order some food,
I think we should...

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Okay, you are probably going to be
a very successful computer person.

126
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But you're gonna go through life

127
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thinking that girls don't like you
because you're a nerd.

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And I want you to know from the bottom
of my heart that that won't be true.

129
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It'll be because you're an asshole.

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[playing violin]

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[Mark] Erica Albright's a bitch.

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Do you think that's because her family
changed their name from Albrecht,

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or do you think it's because
all BU girls are bitches?

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For the record, she may look like a 34C,
but she's getting all kinds of help

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from our friends at Victoria's Secret.

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She's a 34B, as in
barely anything there.

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False advertising.

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[girl laughing]

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The truth is, she has a nice face.

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I need to do something
to take my mind off her.

141
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Easy enough, except I need an idea.

142
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[students chattering]

143
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I'm a little intoxicated,
I'm not gonna lie.

144
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So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m.
and it's a Tuesday night?

145
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Billy.

146
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The Kirkland facebook
is open on my desktop,

147
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and some of these people
have horrendous facebook pics.

148
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[Billy exclaims]

149
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Billy Olson's sitting here
and had the idea

150
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of putting some of the pictures
next to pictures of farm animals

151
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and have people vote on who's hotter.

152
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Good call, Mr. Olson.

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Yeah, it's on. I'm not gonna
do the farm animals,

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but I like the idea
of comparing two people.

155
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It gives the whole thing
a very "Turing" feel

156
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since people's ratings
will be more implicit

157
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<i>than, say, choosing a number
to represent each person's hotness,</i>

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like they do on hotornot.com.

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The first thing we're going
to need is a lot of pictures.

160
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Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep
a public centralized facebook,

161
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so I have to get all the images
from the individual houses people are in.

162
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[cracks knuckles]

163
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Let the hacking begin.

164
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First up is Kirkland.

165
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They keep everything open

166
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and allow indexes
in their Apache configuration.

167
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So a little Wget magic
is all that's necessary

168
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to download the entire Kirkland facebook.

169
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Kids' stuff.

170
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Next is Eliot. They're also open,
but with no indexes on Apache.

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I can run an empty search

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and it returns all of the images
in the database in a single page.

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And I can save the page

174
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and Mozilla will save
all the images for me.

175
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Excellent. Moving right along.

176
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[man clapping] Excuse me! Everybody!

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You are at one of the oldest,
one of the most exclusive clubs,

178
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not just at Harvard, but in the world.

179
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And I want to welcome you all

180
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to Phoenix Club's first party
of the fall semester!

181
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[all cheering]

182
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[Mark] Lowell has some security.

183
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They require a user name/password combo,
and I'm gonna say

184
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they don't have access
to the main FAS user database,

185
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so they have no way
of detecting an intrusion.

186
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Adams has no security,

187
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but limits the number
of results to 20 a page.

188
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All I need to do is
break out the same script

189
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I used on Lowell and we're set.

190
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Quincy has no online facebook.
What a sham. Nothing I can do about that.

191
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Dunster is intense.
Not only is there no public directory,

192
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but there's no directory at all.
You have to do searches,

193
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and if your search returns more
than 20 matches, nothing gets returned.

194
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And once you do get results,
they don't link directly to the images.

195
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They link to a PHP that
redirects or something. Weird.

196
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-May be difficult. I'll come back later.
-Shark Week's on.

197
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:41,366
-What?
-Great white, beautiful fish. Nice.

198
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Leverett is a little better.

199
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They still make you search,
but you can do an empty search

200
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and get links to pages
with every student's picture.

201
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Obnoxious that they
only let you view one picture at a time,

202
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,586
and there's no way I'm going to go to
500 pages to download pics one at a time.

203
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:55,422
So, necessary to break out Emacs
and modify that Perl script.

204
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Here you go.

205
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[Mark] Done.

206
00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:15,776
Hey, what's going on?

207
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Perfect timing.

208
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Eduardo's here and he's going
to have the key ingredient.

209
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,531
-Hey, Mark.
-Wardo.

210
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,991
You and Erica split up.

211
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-How did you know that?
-It's on your blog.

212
00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:28,997
-Yeah.
-Are you all right?

213
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I need you.

214
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I'm here for you.

215
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,585
No, I need the algorithm you use
to rank chess players.

216
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-Are you okay?
-We're ranking girls.

217
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-You mean other students.
-Yeah.

218
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You think this is such a good idea?

219
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-I need the algorithm.
-Mark...

220
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I need the algorithm.

221
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Give each girl a base rating of 1400.

222
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At any given time
Girl A has a rating R-a

223
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and Girl B has a rating R-b.

224
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When any two girls are matched up,
there's an expectation

225
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of which will win
based on their current rating, right?

226
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Yeah. And those expectations are
expressed this way.

227
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Let's write it.

228
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[all] One on the left.

229
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The right.

230
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Yeah, still the right.

231
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-It works.
-Who should we send it to first?

232
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-Dwyer.
-Neal.

233
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Who are you gonna send it to?

234
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Just a couple of people.

235
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The question is,

236
00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,227
who are they gonna send it to?

237
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,383
Hey, guys, check this out.

238
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,885
[laughing]

239
00:14:05,552 --> 00:14:07,554
Someone go to the left. Dude, do left.

240
00:14:07,637 --> 00:14:10,140
Look at these girls. Right or left?

241
00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:12,476
-[girl] Left is hot.
-Left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

242
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,312
[boy] Right or left?

243
00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:17,147
That's my roommate.

244
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,816
Oh, my God. The girl on the left.

245
00:14:20,692 --> 00:14:22,277
This is pathetic.

246
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,403
[both] Right.

247
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,571
Left.

248
00:14:25,238 --> 00:14:26,239
-Left.
-Left?

249
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,700
Oh, shit.

250
00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:30,994
Albright.

251
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,372
He blogged about you.

252
00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:35,665
You don't wanna read it.

253
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,796
Left.

254
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,506
Ooh, Latina.

255
00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:43,715
[boy] Erica.

256
00:14:44,591 --> 00:14:46,093
-Is this yours?
-[laughing]

257
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,594
I stole it
from a tranny.

258
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:49,304
[girl] Get the hell out of here!

259
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,432
-Left.
-One on the right.

260
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,809
[all] Left.

261
00:15:00,607 --> 00:15:02,776
Man, that's an awful lot of traffic.

262
00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:05,570
You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down

263
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,239
before we get into trouble?

264
00:15:12,619 --> 00:15:14,704
[phone ringing]

265
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,624
Hello?

266
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,670
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

267
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:23,797
At 4:00 in the morning?

268
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,925
Well, there's a very unusual amount
of traffic to the switch at Kirkland.

269
00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:29,511
You're saying it's unusual
for 4:00 in the morning?

270
00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:30,846
No, this'd be unusual

271
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,764
for halftime at the Super Bowl.

272
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:34,641
All right.

273
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:38,937
I gotta go in.

274
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,148
What's going on?

275
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,733
Harvard's network is about to crash.

276
00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:46,945
[buzzing]

277
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,074
You don't think...

278
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,077
I do.

279
00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:55,370
[groans]

280
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,080
Go see if it's everybody's.

281
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,707
[Dustin laughing]

282
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,254
I can't connect.

283
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,257
The network's down.

284
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:11,553
-Unless it's a coincidence, this is us.
-It's not a coincidence.

285
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:13,638
[softly] Holy shit.

286
00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:19,394
So you were called
in front of the Ad Board.

287
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,604
That's not what happened.

288
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,814
You weren't called in front
of the Administrative Board?

289
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,609
No, back. I mean back at the bar
with Erica Albright.

290
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:26,693
She said all that?

291
00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:28,403
-Mark...
-That I said that stuff to her?

292
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,155
I was reading from her deposition.

293
00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:31,907
Yeah, why would you
even need to depose her?

294
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,658
That's really for us to decide.

295
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,744
You think if I know she can
make me look like a jerk,

296
00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,245
I'll be more likely to settle.

297
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,788
Why don't we stretch our legs?

298
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,874
Can we do that?
It's been almost three hours.

299
00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:42,834
And frankly, you did
spend an awful lot of time

300
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,296
embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg
with the girl's testimony from the bar.

301
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:49,174
-I'm not embarrassed. She made that up.
-She was under oath.

302
00:16:49,257 --> 00:16:51,635
Then I guess that's the first time
somebody's lied under oath.

303
00:17:02,437 --> 00:17:05,315
The site got 2,200 hits
within two hours?

304
00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:06,900
Thousand.

305
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,026
What?

306
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,987
Twenty-two thousand.

307
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,533
Wow.

308
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,718
These guys are just freakin' fast.

309
00:17:39,015 --> 00:17:41,768
Is there any way
to make this a fair fight?

310
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,770
Jump out and swim.

311
00:17:43,853 --> 00:17:46,356
I think we'd have to jump out and drown.

312
00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:49,526
Well, you could row forward
and I could row backward.

313
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:50,777
We're genetically identical.

314
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,696
Science says we'd stay in one place.

315
00:17:52,779 --> 00:17:53,989
Just row the damn boat.

316
00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:03,707
You guys hear about this? What?

317
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,584
Two nights ago, a sophomore

318
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,544
choked the network
from a laptop at Kirkland.

319
00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:09,087
-Really?
-At 4:00 a.m.

320
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,965
-How?
-He set up a website

321
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:14,217
where you vote on the hotness
of female undergrads.

322
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,469
What were we doing that
none of us heard about this?

323
00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:19,556
I don't know. A three-hour low-rate
technical row before breakfast.

324
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:20,974
Full course load. Studying.

325
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:23,435
Another three hours in
the tank and then studying.

326
00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:24,769
I'm not sure how we missed it.

327
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,688
How much activity was there on this thing?

328
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:28,273
Twenty-two thousand page requests.

329
00:18:29,357 --> 00:18:30,275
Twenty-two thousand?

330
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:32,819
Cam, this guy hacked
the facebook of seven houses.

331
00:18:32,902 --> 00:18:35,655
He set up the whole website in one night,
and did it while he was drunk.

332
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:36,823
Twenty-two thousand?

333
00:18:36,906 --> 00:18:38,450
Well, how do you know he was drunk?

334
00:18:38,533 --> 00:18:40,243
He was blogging simultaneously.

335
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:42,704
You know what I think?

336
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:43,913
Way ahead of you.

337
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,832
This is our guy.

338
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,834
Cameron Winklevoss.

339
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:51,129
W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S.

340
00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:52,464
"Cameron" spelled
the usual way.

341
00:18:52,547 --> 00:18:54,049
Tyler Winklevoss.

342
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,634
Tyler spelled the usual way,

343
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,594
and my last name is
the same as my brother's.

344
00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:59,387
[woman] Mr. Zuckerberg,

345
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,765
this is an Administrative Board hearing.

346
00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:04,684
You're being accused
of intentionally breaching security,

347
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,061
violating copyrights,

348
00:19:06,144 --> 00:19:07,771
violating individual privacy

349
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:11,775
by creating the website
www.facemash.com.

350
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:14,402
You're also charged with being
in violation of university policy,

351
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,738
on distribution of digitized images.

352
00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:19,866
Before we begin with our questioning,
you're allowed to make a statement.

353
00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:21,117
Would you like to do so?

354
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,078
I...

355
00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:27,540
You know, I've already
apologized in The Crimson

356
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,543
to the ABHW, to Fuerza Latina,

357
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,837
and to any women at Harvard
who may have been insulted,

358
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,756
as I take it that they were.

359
00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:38,218
As for any charges stemming
from the breach of security,

360
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:41,137
I believe I deserve some
recognition from this board.

361
00:19:43,723 --> 00:19:45,308
-I'm sorry?
-Yes.

362
00:19:45,975 --> 00:19:47,435
I don't understand.

363
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:48,395
Which part?

364
00:19:49,312 --> 00:19:50,689
You deserve recognition?

365
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,817
I believe I've pointed out
some pretty gaping holes in your system.

366
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,152
-Excuse me, may I?
-Yes.

367
00:19:56,986 --> 00:19:58,530
Mr. Zuckerberg,

368
00:19:58,613 --> 00:19:59,906
I'm in charge of security

369
00:19:59,989 --> 00:20:01,866
for all computers on the Harvard network,

370
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,369
and I can assure you
of its sophistication.

371
00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:06,287
In fact, it was that
level of sophistication

372
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,039
that led us to you
in less than four hours.

373
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,708
-Four hours?
-Yes, sir.

374
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,168
Impressive, except if
you had known what you were looking for,

375
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,129
you would have seen it written on
my dorm window.

376
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,922
[all muttering]

377
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:20,844
So?

378
00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:23,346
Six months academic probation.

379
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,682
Wow. Well, they had to
make an example out of you.

380
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:27,058
They had my blog.

381
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:29,227
I shouldn't have written that thing
about farm animals.

382
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,771
That was stupid.
But I was kidding, for God's sakes.

383
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,773
Doesn't anybody have a sense of humor?

384
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:36,151
-I tried to stop you.
-I know.

385
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:37,652
How do you do this thing

386
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,654
where you manage to
get all girls to hate us?

387
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:40,822
And why do I let you?

388
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,866
-I know.
-You can't do that.

389
00:20:42,949 --> 00:20:44,451
Wardo, I said I know.

390
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:46,536
Okay, let's look
at a sample problem.

391
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:49,956
Suppose we're given a computer with
a 16-bit virtual address

392
00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:53,168
and a page size of 256 bytes.

393
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,712
The system uses one-level page tables

394
00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:58,131
that start at address hex 400.

395
00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:01,426
Maybe you want DMA
on your 16-bit system. Who knows?

396
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:05,138
The first few pages are reserved
for hardware flags, etc.

397
00:21:05,221 --> 00:21:08,183
Assume page-table entries
have eight status bits.

398
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,977
The eight status bits would then be...

399
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:12,437
Anybody?

400
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,191
Ah! And I see we have our first surrender.

401
00:21:16,274 --> 00:21:17,567
Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg.

402
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:19,903
Brighter men than you have
tried and failed this class.

403
00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:21,613
One valid bit, one modified bit,

404
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:24,741
one reference bit
and five permission bits.

405
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,077
That is correct.

406
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:31,039
Does everybody see how he got there?

407
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:37,921
Mark?

408
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:39,839
You Mark Zuckerberg?

409
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,132
Yeah.

410
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,134
-Cameron Winklevoss.
-Hi.

411
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,344
Tyler Winklevoss.

412
00:21:44,427 --> 00:21:45,804
Are you guys related?

413
00:21:45,887 --> 00:21:47,347
-That's good.
-Funny.

414
00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:48,973
We never heard that before.

415
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,351
So, what can I do for you?
Did I insult your girlfriends?

416
00:21:51,434 --> 00:21:53,436
No. You didn't. Actually, I don't know.

417
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,188
-Yeah, we never asked.
-We should do that.

418
00:21:55,271 --> 00:21:56,397
[Cameron] No.

419
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,358
We have an idea
we want to talk to you about.

420
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:00,944
You got a minute?

421
00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:03,947
You guys look like you
spend some time at the gym.

422
00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,573
-We have to.
-[Mark] Why?

423
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,033
We row crew.

424
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,537
-Yeah, I've got a minute.
-Great.

425
00:22:14,874 --> 00:22:16,876
-So, you ever been inside the Porcellian?
-No.

426
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,921
We can't take you past the bike room,
because you're not a member.

427
00:22:20,004 --> 00:22:21,047
I've heard.

428
00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:25,677
You want a sandwich or something?

429
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,136
Okay.

430
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,847
-Mark, right?
-Yeah.

431
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,932
-This is Divya Narendra, our partner.
-Hi.

432
00:22:31,015 --> 00:22:32,934
We were really impressed
with Facemash.

433
00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:35,478
When we checked you out,
you also built CourseMatch.

434
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:36,688
I don't know CourseMatch.

435
00:22:36,771 --> 00:22:39,232
You go online and see
what courses your friends are taking.

436
00:22:39,315 --> 00:22:40,817
It's really smart, man.

437
00:22:43,069 --> 00:22:44,028
-Mark.
-Yeah.

438
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,197
We were talking
about CourseMatch.

439
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,033
It was kind of a no-brainer.

440
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,494
But you invented
something in high school, too, right?

441
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,539
An app for an MP3 player
that recognizes your taste in music.

442
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:56,666
Anybody try to buy it?

443
00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:58,293
Microsoft.

444
00:22:58,376 --> 00:23:00,545
Wow. How much?

445
00:23:00,628 --> 00:23:02,672
Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.

446
00:23:02,755 --> 00:23:04,549
-For free?
-Yeah.

447
00:23:04,632 --> 00:23:05,633
Why?

448
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:10,179
Okay, well, we have something
that we've been working on for a while

449
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:11,306
and we think it's great.

450
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:12,765
It's called the Harvard Connection.

451
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:16,144
You create your own page.
Interests, bio, friends, pics.

452
00:23:16,227 --> 00:23:18,730
And then people can go online,
see your bio, request to be your...

453
00:23:18,813 --> 00:23:20,940
Yeah, how is that different
from MySpace or Friendster?

454
00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:26,029
Harvard.edu.

455
00:23:26,112 --> 00:23:28,615
Harvard.edu is the most prestigious
e-mail address in the country.

456
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:31,034
The whole site's kind of based
on the idea that girls...

457
00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:32,911
Not to put anything indelicately, but...

458
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,662
Girls wanna go
with guys who go to Harvard.

459
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,332
Divya and my brother don't
have trouble putting things indelicately.

460
00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:40,627
The main difference between what we're
talking about and MySpace or Friendster,

461
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:42,503
or any of those other
social networking sites--

462
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:45,173
Is exclusivity. Right?

463
00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:47,216
-Right.
-Yeah.

464
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,303
We'd love for you to work with us. We need
a gifted programmer who's creative.

465
00:23:50,386 --> 00:23:52,013
We know you've been taking it
in the shins.

466
00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:55,058
Women's groups are ready
to declare a fatwa.

467
00:23:55,141 --> 00:23:57,435
But, you know, this could help
rehabilitate your image.

468
00:23:58,144 --> 00:24:00,480
Wow. You would do that for me?

469
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,067
We'd like to work with you.

470
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:07,362
Our first programmer graduated
and went to work for Google.

471
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:10,031
Our second programmer
just got overwhelmed with schoolwork.

472
00:24:10,114 --> 00:24:11,491
We would need you to build the site

473
00:24:11,574 --> 00:24:13,368
and write the code
and we'll provide all the...

474
00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:14,452
I'm In.

475
00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:17,288
What?

476
00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:19,290
I'm In.

477
00:24:19,874 --> 00:24:20,917
Awesome.

478
00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:22,502
That's what you said?

479
00:24:23,252 --> 00:24:25,964
It was three or four years ago.
I don't know what I said.

480
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,215
When did you come to Eduardo?

481
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,467
I don't understand that question.

482
00:24:29,550 --> 00:24:31,177
You remember answering
in the affirmative?

483
00:24:31,886 --> 00:24:32,971
The affirmative?

484
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:35,556
When did you come to Eduardo
with the idea for Facebook?

485
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,392
It was called The Facebook then.

486
00:24:37,892 --> 00:24:39,394
This doesn't need to be that difficult.

487
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:41,980
I'm currently in the middle
of two different lawsuits.

488
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,439
Did you answer affirmatively

489
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,067
when Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
and Divya Narendra

490
00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:47,652
asked you to build Harvard Connection?

491
00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:49,612
Did you say yes?

492
00:24:51,197 --> 00:24:52,323
I said I'd help.

493
00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,368
When did you approach Mr. Saverin
with the idea for The Facebook?

494
00:24:55,451 --> 00:24:56,995
I wouldn't say I approached him.

495
00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,163
-Sy.
-You can answer the question.

496
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:01,749
At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi.

497
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,167
What's that?

498
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,211
The Jewish fraternity.

499
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,006
It was Caribbean Night.

500
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,800
[playing reggae music]

501
00:25:25,231 --> 00:25:28,067
It's not that guys like me
are generally attracted to Asian girls.

502
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,112
It's that Asian girls are
generally attracted to guys like me.

503
00:25:31,195 --> 00:25:33,197
I'm developing an algorithm
to define the connection

504
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,199
between Jewish guys and Asian girls.

505
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:38,202
I don't think it's that complicated.
They're hot, they're smart,

506
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:41,247
they're not Jewish,
and they can't dance.

507
00:25:41,330 --> 00:25:42,832
Hey, Mark's here.

508
00:25:42,915 --> 00:25:43,916
Mark!

509
00:25:47,253 --> 00:25:48,796
Be right back.

510
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,723
-I think I've come up with something.
-Hang on. I gotta tell you something

511
00:25:58,806 --> 00:26:00,850
-that you're not gonna believe.
-What?

512
00:26:00,933 --> 00:26:02,894
I got punched by the Phoenix.

513
00:26:04,395 --> 00:26:05,521
-Are you kidding?
-No.

514
00:26:05,605 --> 00:26:08,316
I mean, it's just the first
of a four-step process,

515
00:26:08,399 --> 00:26:10,818
but they slid the invitation
under my door tonight.

516
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:12,779
I go to my first punch party tomorrow.

517
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:14,072
So...

518
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,532
You got punched by the Phoenix.

519
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:19,243
Yeah, but, you know,
it was probably just a diversity thing.

520
00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,871
It was just a diversity thing.
Just ride that horse until...

521
00:26:21,954 --> 00:26:24,540
What did you wanna talk to me about? Mark?

522
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,334
-Yeah.
-Said you'd come up with something.

523
00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:29,170
Yeah, I think I've come up with something.
Come outside and let's talk.

524
00:26:29,253 --> 00:26:30,463
It's 20 degrees outside.

525
00:26:30,546 --> 00:26:32,715
I can't stare
at that loop of Niagara Falls,

526
00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,884
which has absolutely nothing
to do with the Caribbean.

527
00:26:34,967 --> 00:26:36,302
[laughs]

528
00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:48,314
People came to Facemash
in a stampede, right?

529
00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:49,232
Yeah.

530
00:26:49,315 --> 00:26:51,109
But not because
they saw pictures of hot girls.

531
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,236
You can go anywhere on the Internet
and see hot girls.

532
00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,029
-Yeah.
-It was because they saw pictures

533
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,614
of girls that they knew.

534
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,617
People want to go on the Internet
and check out their friends,

535
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,369
so why not build
a website that offers that?

536
00:27:01,452 --> 00:27:03,913
Friends, pictures, profiles,
whatever you can visit.

537
00:27:03,996 --> 00:27:06,207
Browse around. Maybe it's someone
you just met at a party.

538
00:27:06,290 --> 00:27:08,292
But I'm not talking about a dating site.

539
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,585
I'm talking about

540
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:12,255
taking the entire social
experience of college

541
00:27:12,338 --> 00:27:14,173
and putting it online.

542
00:27:14,257 --> 00:27:17,552
-I can't feel my legs.
-I know. I'm psyched about this too.

543
00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,220
-But, Wardo?
-Yeah?

544
00:27:19,303 --> 00:27:21,764
"It would be exclusive."

545
00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:24,600
You would have to know the people
on the site to get past your own page.

546
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:26,352
Like getting punched.

547
00:27:27,436 --> 00:27:28,437
Now, that's good.

548
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,690
Wardo, it's like a final club
except we're the president.

549
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:33,276
I told him I thought it sounded great.

550
00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:36,195
It was a great idea.

551
00:27:36,279 --> 00:27:37,280
There was nothing to hack.

552
00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:40,324
People were gonna provide
their own pictures, their own information.

553
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:45,288
And people had the ability to invite,
or not invite, their friends to join.

554
00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:49,375
See, in a world where social
structure was everything,

555
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,169
that was the thing.

556
00:27:51,794 --> 00:27:53,129
It was a big project,

557
00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:54,547
and he was going to have to write

558
00:27:54,630 --> 00:27:56,382
tens of thousands of lines of code,

559
00:27:56,465 --> 00:27:57,925
so I wondered why
he was coming to me

560
00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,469
and not his roommates,
Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes.

561
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:01,804
They were programmers.

562
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:05,391
We're gonna need a little start-up cash
to rent the servers and get it online.

563
00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:07,560
So that was why.

564
00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:09,228
-Did he offer terms?
-Yes.

565
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,314
We'll split it, 70/30.

566
00:28:11,397 --> 00:28:13,941
70 for me, 30 for you
for putting up the $1,000

567
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,319
and for handling everything
on the business end. You're CFO.

568
00:28:16,402 --> 00:28:17,361
[Gretchen] And you said?

569
00:28:17,445 --> 00:28:19,071
I said, "Let's do it."

570
00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,073
Okay. Did he add anything else?

571
00:28:21,157 --> 00:28:22,533
[Eduardo] Yes.

572
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,206
It probably was a diversity thing.

573
00:28:30,041 --> 00:28:31,209
But so what?

574
00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:32,835
Why do you think he said that?

575
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,046
Excuse me for interrupting
but whose discovery is this?

576
00:28:35,129 --> 00:28:36,797
If you'll let me continue
my questioning...

577
00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:39,175
-What are you suggesting?
-That I was jealous of Eduardo for

578
00:28:39,258 --> 00:28:42,094
getting punched by the Phoenix
and planned to screw him out of a company

579
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,679
-I hadn't even invented yet.
-Were you?

580
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,014
-Gretchen.
-Jealous of Eduardo?

581
00:28:45,097 --> 00:28:47,767
-Stop typing. We're off the record.
-I know you've done your homework.

582
00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:49,560
You know money
isn't a big part of my life.

583
00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:52,396
But I could buy Mount Auburn Street,
take the Phoenix Club

584
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,357
and turn it into my ping-pong room.

585
00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:00,655
I'll let you know how the party is.

586
00:29:06,452 --> 00:29:08,329
[Gage] We recognize
that you're a plaintiff

587
00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:09,830
in one suit involving Facebook,

588
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:11,374
and a witness in another.

589
00:29:11,457 --> 00:29:12,500
Yes, sir.

590
00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:13,918
At any time in the weeks prior

591
00:29:14,001 --> 00:29:15,586
to Mark's telling you his idea,

592
00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:18,214
did he mention Tyler Winklevoss,
Cameron Winklevoss,

593
00:29:18,297 --> 00:29:20,508
Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection?

594
00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:23,302
Yes. He said
they'd asked him to work on their site,

595
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,429
but that he looked at what they had

596
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:27,306
and decided it wasn't worth his time.

597
00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:29,016
He said even his most pathetic friends

598
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,143
knew more about getting people

599
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:32,979
interested in a website than these guys.

600
00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:35,189
"These guys,” meaning my clients.

601
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,440
Yes. He resented...

602
00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:39,026
Mark resented that your clients thought

603
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:41,487
that he needed to rehabilitate
his image after Facemash.

604
00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:43,656
But Mark didn't want
to rehabilitate anything.

605
00:29:43,739 --> 00:29:44,740
With Facemash,

606
00:29:44,824 --> 00:29:46,450
he'd hacked into
the Harvard computers,

607
00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,203
he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board,
he'd gotten a lot of notoriety.

608
00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,956
Facemash did exactly
what he wanted it to do.

609
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:54,583
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg
was building The Facebook,

610
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,460
he was also communicating
with the plaintiffs?

611
00:29:56,544 --> 00:29:58,587
Not at the time, I wasn't. But...

612
00:30:00,506 --> 00:30:03,384
It really didn't have much to do
with the Winklevosses' dating site.

613
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,845
-How would you know? You weren't there.
-Ty.

614
00:30:05,928 --> 00:30:09,098
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg
was building The Facebook,

615
00:30:09,181 --> 00:30:12,601
he was leading the plaintiffs to believe
he was building Harvard Connection?

616
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:14,729
You're offering a conclusion
not found in evidence.

617
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:17,023
We are about to find it in evidence.

618
00:30:17,523 --> 00:30:20,067
From Mark Zuckerberg
to Tyler Winklevoss.

619
00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,485
November 30th, 2003.

620
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:24,155
"I read over all the stuff you sent me
re: Harvard Connection.

621
00:30:24,238 --> 00:30:27,450
And it seems like it shouldn't
take too long to implement.

622
00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:31,954
So we can talk about it after I get the
basic functionality up tomorrow night."

623
00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:34,498
From Mark Zuckerberg
to Cameron Winklevoss.

624
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:36,584
December 1st, 2003.

625
00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,419
"Sorry I was unreachable tonight.

626
00:30:38,502 --> 00:30:40,296
I just got about three
of your missed calls.

627
00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:43,174
I was working on a problem set
for my systems class."

628
00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:45,509
From Mark Zuckerberg to
Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.

629
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:48,346
-December 10, 2003.
-[pledges chanting] Phoenix! Phoenix!

630
00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:51,057
"This week has been pretty busy thus far
with classes and work,

631
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:54,268
so I think it's probably best
to postpone the meeting."

632
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:56,520
"I'm also really busy tomorrow."

633
00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:59,899
Okay, anybody else feel
like there's something up with this guy?

634
00:30:59,982 --> 00:31:01,067
[Cameron] Tell him okay,

635
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:03,861
but we do have to make sure
we meet up before we all go off for break.

636
00:31:04,528 --> 00:31:07,239
I know, I know. Yeah, watch out.

637
00:31:38,145 --> 00:31:39,397
Hey, Mark.

638
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,483
I need a dedicated Linux box
running Apache with a MySQL back end.

639
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:45,111
-It's gonna cost a little more money.
-How much more?

640
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,362
About 200 more.

641
00:31:46,445 --> 00:31:48,906
-Do we need it?
-Gotta handle the traffic.

642
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,078
-Do it.
-I already did.

643
00:31:58,624 --> 00:31:59,583
Hey, guess what?

644
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:02,878
I made the second cut.

645
00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:06,090
That's good.
You should be proud of that right there.

646
00:32:06,173 --> 00:32:08,634
Don't worry if you
don't make it any further.

647
00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:14,682
I'll get out of here.

648
00:32:14,765 --> 00:32:15,850
[Gage] From Mark Zuckerberg

649
00:32:15,933 --> 00:32:17,268
to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss

650
00:32:17,351 --> 00:32:18,394
and Divya Narendra.

651
00:32:18,477 --> 00:32:20,604
December 15th, 2003.

652
00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:23,107
"I have a CS problem set that
I'm just getting started with

653
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:24,984
and it should be about 15 hours of coding,

654
00:32:25,067 --> 00:32:26,861
so I'll be busy tomorrow night.”

655
00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:30,281
"I won't really be free to meet
until next Wednesday afternoon.”

656
00:32:30,364 --> 00:32:32,575
"I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.

657
00:32:32,658 --> 00:32:35,744
I've basically been in the lab
this whole time, and also I..."

658
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:40,499
"...won't be able to do Saturday,
as I have to meet up with my parents.”

659
00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:46,505
As the plaque reads,
this is John Harvard,

660
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:48,966
founder of Harvard University in 1638.

661
00:32:49,049 --> 00:32:51,427
It's also called the Statue of Three Lies.

662
00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:54,513
What are the three lies?

663
00:32:55,055 --> 00:32:56,390
Mr. Dowd.

664
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,601
The three lies. First...

665
00:32:58,684 --> 00:32:59,643
Shit!

666
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,687
-Take your pants off.
-I know.

667
00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,064
Mr. Saverin.

668
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:07,651
One, Harvard was
founded in 1636, not 1638.

669
00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:10,070
Two, Harvard was not founded
by John Harvard.

670
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:11,739
And three, that is not John Harvard.

671
00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:13,032
Who is it?

672
00:33:13,699 --> 00:33:17,620
It's a friend of the sculptor,
Daniel Chester.

673
00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:19,288
Keep your jacket on.

674
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,292
[pledges laughing]

675
00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:25,669
Thirty-nine days
after Mr. Zuckerberg's initial meeting

676
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:30,257
with my clients, and he still hadn't
completed work on Harvard Connection.

677
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,302
But on January 11th, 2004,

678
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:37,264
Mr. Zuckerberg registered
the domain name The Facebook

679
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:40,184
via Network Solutions.

680
00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:42,186
To the best of your knowledge,

681
00:33:42,269 --> 00:33:45,064
had he even begun work
on Harvard Connection?

682
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:48,359
Not to my knowledge. No.

683
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:53,280
[cell phone buzzing]

684
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,699
-What in the world is this?
-[beeping]

685
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,826
"Hey, Cameron,
I'm still a little skeptical

686
00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,912
that we have enough
functionality in the site

687
00:33:59,995 --> 00:34:02,665
to really draw the attention
and gain the critical mass necessary

688
00:34:02,748 --> 00:34:04,708
to get a site like this to run"?

689
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,169
"We'll speak soon"?

690
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:12,341
This is the first time
he mentioned any problem?

691
00:34:12,424 --> 00:34:13,300
Yes, it was.

692
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:17,846
You sent 36 e-mails to Mr. Zuckerberg
and received 16 e-mails in return,

693
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:20,683
and this was the first time he indicated
he was not happy.

694
00:34:20,766 --> 00:34:21,725
[Divya] That's correct.

695
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:24,436
He had 42 days to study our system
and get out ahead.

696
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,146
Do you see any
of your code on Facebook?

697
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,274
-Sy, could you...
-Did I use any of your code?

698
00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:30,192
You stole our whole goddamn idea.

699
00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,570
-Fellas.
-What? Match.com for Harvard guys?

700
00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,739
-Can I continue with my deposition?
-You really don't need a forensics team

701
00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:36,949
to get to the bottom of this.

702
00:34:37,032 --> 00:34:39,159
If you guys were
the inventors of Facebook,

703
00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:41,912
you'd have invented Facebook.

704
00:34:42,496 --> 00:34:45,374
I can't wait to stand over your shoulder
and watch you write us a check.

705
00:34:45,457 --> 00:34:46,792
No shit.

706
00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:49,753
Let's continue.

707
00:34:51,505 --> 00:34:54,258
February 4, 2004.

708
00:34:57,636 --> 00:34:58,804
Mark.

709
00:34:59,513 --> 00:35:00,723
Mark.

710
00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:02,766
There is a girl
in your art history class.

711
00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,685
Her name is Stephanie Attis.

712
00:35:04,768 --> 00:35:06,478
Do you happen to know
if she has a boyfriend?

713
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:10,149
Have you ever seen her with anyone?

714
00:35:12,484 --> 00:35:15,613
And, if not, do you happen to know
if she's looking to go out with anyone?

715
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:16,822
Dustin.

716
00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:21,410
People don't walk around with
a sign on them that says...

717
00:35:26,248 --> 00:35:27,249
Mark?

718
00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:55,653
We were supposed to meet at 9:00.

719
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:58,614
-Have you slept yet?
-I have to add something.

720
00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:00,282
What?

721
00:36:03,577 --> 00:36:05,162
[typing]

722
00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:13,545
Shit, that looks good.
That looks really good.

723
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,047
[Mark] It's clean and simple.

724
00:36:15,130 --> 00:36:17,800
No Disneyland, no "live nude girls."
But watch.

725
00:36:19,176 --> 00:36:21,136
[Eduardo] What'd you write?

726
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,014
"Relationship Status.” "Interested In."

727
00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:26,934
This is what drives life at college.
"Are you having sex or aren't you?"

728
00:36:27,017 --> 00:36:28,727
It's why people take certain classes

729
00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:30,437
and sit where they sit
and do what they do.

730
00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,398
And at its center, you know,

731
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,108
that's what The Facebook
is gonna be about.

732
00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:36,735
People are gonna log on
because after all the cake and watermelon,

733
00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:38,821
-there's a chance they're actually gonna--
-Get laid.

734
00:36:38,904 --> 00:36:40,114
Meet a girl. Yes.

735
00:36:40,739 --> 00:36:42,866
-That is really good.
-And that was it.

736
00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,576
-What do you mean?
-It's ready.

737
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,870
-It's ready? Right now?
-Yeah. That was it.

738
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,872
And here's the masthead.

739
00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:50,457
-You made a masthead.
-Yeah.

740
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:52,668
"Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO."

741
00:36:52,751 --> 00:36:53,877
Yeah.

742
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:56,046
You have no idea what that's
gonna mean to my father.

743
00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:57,423
Sure I do.

744
00:36:59,925 --> 00:37:01,427
So when's it going live?

745
00:37:02,594 --> 00:37:04,972
Right now. Get your laptop out.

746
00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,808
What? Why do we need my laptop?

747
00:37:07,891 --> 00:37:10,060
Because you got e-mails
for everybody at the Phoenix.

748
00:37:11,061 --> 00:37:12,312
Oh.

749
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,984
Yeah, I'm not sure
if it's gonna be cool with them

750
00:37:17,067 --> 00:37:18,944
that I spam their e-mails.

751
00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:21,363
-This is not spam.
-No, I know it's not spam.

752
00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:24,074
If we send it to our friends,
it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin.

753
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,576
I haven't gotten in yet.

754
00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:28,579
These guys know people.
And I need their e-mails.

755
00:37:30,497 --> 00:37:31,790
-Sure.
-Good.

756
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,042
Give me the mailing list.

757
00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:36,420
Jabberwock12.listserv at harvard.edu.

758
00:37:36,503 --> 00:37:38,672
[snorts] These guys.
Yeah, they're literary geniuses

759
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,966
because the world's most obvious
Lewis Carroll reference--

760
00:37:41,049 --> 00:37:42,676
-They're not so bad.
-I'm just saying.

761
00:37:42,801 --> 00:37:44,136
Yeah, you're right.

762
00:37:51,393 --> 00:37:52,936
The site's live.

763
00:37:53,937 --> 00:37:55,981
You know, let's go get
a drink and celebrate.

764
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:58,984
I'm buying.

765
00:38:00,402 --> 00:38:01,612
Mark.

766
00:38:04,406 --> 00:38:05,741
Mark, are you praying?

767
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,871
[singing "I Swear" a cappella]

768
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:21,757
Whatever happened to Cole Porter
and Irving Berlin?

769
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,009
It's a Valentine's Day theme.
They're playing love songs.

770
00:38:24,092 --> 00:38:25,093
Good point.

771
00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:27,971
"Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin
never wrote any love songs.

772
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,431
[shorts]

773
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,144
Honey, you should put your laptop away.

774
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:36,271
Seven different people
spammed me the same link.

775
00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:37,648
-KC.
-[girl]] What is it?

776
00:38:37,731 --> 00:38:38,982
I don't know.

777
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:41,109
But I'm really hoping
it's Cats That Look Like Hitler,

778
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:42,903
"cause I can never get enough of that.

779
00:38:44,863 --> 00:38:46,281
No, it's not.

780
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:51,119
Div!

781
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:53,872
What?

782
00:38:59,586 --> 00:39:00,587
This isn't mine.

783
00:39:01,296 --> 00:39:02,881
Okay, what is wrong?

784
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,132
[all gasping]

785
00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:07,886
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

786
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,810
[church bells tolling]

787
00:39:22,067 --> 00:39:23,068
Hey!

788
00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:25,487
Hey!

789
00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:26,738
Not now!

790
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:27,906
We need 20 minutes!

791
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,366
Okay.

792
00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:33,620
I just wanted to let you know
that Zuckerberg stole our website.

793
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:36,957
Mark Zuckerberg?

794
00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:39,251
He stole our website.

795
00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:42,296
It's been live for more than 36 hours.

796
00:39:46,758 --> 00:39:49,177
Mr. Hotchkiss?
Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad.

797
00:39:49,303 --> 00:39:52,055
Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler
and our business partner Divya.

798
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,181
"Welcome to The Facebook,

799
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:56,727
an online directory that connects people
through different social networks.

800
00:39:56,810 --> 00:39:59,980
You must have
a harvard.edu address to register.”

801
00:40:00,063 --> 00:40:02,524
Yeah, I called earlier.
I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg.

802
00:40:02,608 --> 00:40:04,985
He's actually quoted
a couple times. I can read it to you.

803
00:40:05,068 --> 00:40:08,280
<i>"'Everyone's been talking about
a universal facebook within Harvard,'</i>

804
00:40:08,363 --> 00:40:09,448
he says." "He" meaning Mark.

805
00:40:09,531 --> 00:40:12,743
"'I think it's silly that it would take
the university years to get around to it.

806
00:40:12,826 --> 00:40:15,370
I can do a classier job than they can
and I did it in a week.'"

807
00:40:15,454 --> 00:40:16,705
Tell him Divya Narendra called.

808
00:40:16,788 --> 00:40:18,957
-I know, that's how he talks.
-Appreciate it.

809
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,001
"As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said,

810
00:40:21,084 --> 00:40:24,838
over 650 students had registered
to use TheFacebook.com.

811
00:40:24,963 --> 00:40:28,550
He said he anticipated that 900 students
would join the site by this morning."

812
00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:31,845
Divya was just reading that 650 students
signed up for it on the first day.

813
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:36,183
God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't
give free drugs to 650 people in one day.

814
00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:39,770
And this guy doesn't have three friends
to rub together to make a fourth.

815
00:40:39,853 --> 00:40:41,396
Yes, that's
what we'll do, Mr. Hotchkiss.

816
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,398
We'll put all this together
and e-mail it to you.

817
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,651
Well, you won't be able
to go on the website yourself.

818
00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,403
Because you don't have a Harvard...

819
00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:50,781
It would just be easier
for us to e-mail it to you.

820
00:40:50,864 --> 00:40:51,907
I'm sure you're right.

821
00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:54,868
He's a good guy and he's very bright
and I'm sure he didn't mean to do...

822
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,411
Wow.

823
00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:57,621
...what he did.

824
00:40:58,538 --> 00:40:59,831
Thank you very much. And, Dad...

825
00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:01,541
All right, love you, too.

826
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,378
-This is a good guy?
-We don't know that he's not a good guy.

827
00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:07,172
We know he stole our idea. He lied
to our faces for a month and a half.

828
00:41:07,255 --> 00:41:09,341
-He never lied to our faces.
-He never saw our faces.

829
00:41:09,424 --> 00:41:12,719
Fine, he lied to our e-mail accounts
and he gave himself a 42-day head start,

830
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,805
because he knows
what apparently you don't,

831
00:41:14,888 --> 00:41:16,723
which is that getting there first
is everything.

832
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:17,933
I'm a competitive racer, Div.

833
00:41:18,016 --> 00:41:21,228
I don't think you need to school me
in the importance of getting there first.

834
00:41:21,311 --> 00:41:23,647
-That was your father's lawyer?
-It was his in-house counsel.

835
00:41:23,730 --> 00:41:25,357
He's gonna look at this
and if appropriate,

836
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,693
-he'll send a cease-and-desist letter.
-What'll that do?

837
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:29,361
You wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him?

838
00:41:29,444 --> 00:41:32,489
No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat
the shit out of him with a hammer.

839
00:41:32,572 --> 00:41:34,366
-We don't even have to do that.
-That's right.

840
00:41:34,449 --> 00:41:36,952
We could do that ourselves.
I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.

841
00:41:37,035 --> 00:41:38,412
-I'm with this guy.
-Well, whatever.

842
00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:40,747
Let's calm down
until we know what we're talking about.

843
00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:43,125
How much more information
are you waiting for?

844
00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,836
We met with Mark three times,
we exchanged 52 e-mails,

845
00:41:45,919 --> 00:41:47,587
we can prove that he looked at the code.

846
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:50,757
-What is that on the bottom of the page?
-It says "A Mark Zuckerberg production.”

847
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:53,010
-On the home page?
-[Cameron] On every page.

848
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:55,512
Shit, I need a second to let
the classiness waft over me.

849
00:41:55,595 --> 00:41:56,972
Okay, look, we don't know...

850
00:41:57,055 --> 00:41:58,932
They wrote, "Zuckerberg
hoped the privacy options

851
00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,934
would help restore his reputation

852
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:04,021
following student outrage
over facemash.com."

853
00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:07,441
That's exactly what we said to him.
He's giving us the finger in The Crimson.

854
00:42:07,524 --> 00:42:10,193
While we're waiting for Dad's lawyer
to look this stuff over,

855
00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,779
we can at least get something
going in the paper so people know...

856
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,281
-What?
-...that this is in dispute.

857
00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:16,450
We're not starting a knife fight
in The Crimson.

858
00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:17,993
And we're not suing anybody.

859
00:42:18,076 --> 00:42:19,369
Why not?

860
00:42:20,787 --> 00:42:23,290
I don't understand, I don't understand.
Why not?

861
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,293
He's gonna say it's stupid.

862
00:42:26,376 --> 00:42:27,377
What, who, me?

863
00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:28,837
Say it. Why not?

864
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:32,549
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard.

865
00:42:32,632 --> 00:42:36,928
This is Harvard, where you don't
plant stories and you don't sue people.

866
00:42:37,637 --> 00:42:40,557
You thought he was gonna be
the only one who thought that was stupid?

867
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,351
During the time when you say
you had this idea,

868
00:42:43,977 --> 00:42:47,439
did you know Tyler and Cameron
came from a family of means?

869
00:42:48,231 --> 00:42:49,649
"A family of means"?

870
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,276
Did you know their father was wealthy?

871
00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:53,862
[Mark]
I'm not sure why you're asking me that.

872
00:42:53,945 --> 00:42:56,239
It's not important you be sure
why I'm asking.

873
00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:58,200
-It's not important to you.
-Sy.

874
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:01,203
Did you know that they came from money?

875
00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:03,246
I had no idea whether
they came from money or not.

876
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,248
In one of your e-mails to Mr. Narendra,

877
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:08,752
you referenced Howard Winklevoss'
consulting firm.

878
00:43:08,835 --> 00:43:10,170
If you say so.

879
00:43:10,253 --> 00:43:13,882
Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose
assets are in the hundreds of millions.

880
00:43:13,965 --> 00:43:16,176
You also knew Tyler and Cameron
were members

881
00:43:16,259 --> 00:43:18,637
of a Harvard final club
called the Porcellian.

882
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:19,971
They pointed that out.

883
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:22,015
-Excuse us for inviting you in.
-To the bike room.

884
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:26,061
Please. So it's safe to say you were aware
that my clients had money.

885
00:43:27,771 --> 00:43:28,855
Yes.

886
00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,273
Let me tell you why I'm asking.

887
00:43:30,357 --> 00:43:33,777
I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000
for an Internet venture,

888
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:35,445
you didn't ask my clients for it.

889
00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:38,115
They had demonstrated an interest to you
in that kind of thing.

890
00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:41,326
I went to my friend for the money because
that's who I wanted to be partners with.

891
00:43:41,409 --> 00:43:43,829
Eduardo was the president of
the Harvard Investors Association,

892
00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:45,705
and he was also my best friend.

893
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:50,293
Your best friend is suing you
for $600 million.

894
00:43:50,877 --> 00:43:53,255
I didn't know that. Tell me more.

895
00:43:53,338 --> 00:43:55,632
Eduardo, what happened
after the initial launch?

896
00:43:55,715 --> 00:43:57,926
Sorry, Sy, would you mind
addressing him as Mr. Saverin?

897
00:43:58,009 --> 00:43:59,761
-Gretchen, they're best friends.
-Not anymore.

898
00:43:59,845 --> 00:44:01,763
We already went through this on the...
Never mind.

899
00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:04,474
Mr. Saverin, what happened
after the initial launch?

900
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,017
It exploded.

901
00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:07,894
Everybody on campus was using it.

902
00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:11,982
"Facebook me" was a common expression
after two weeks.

903
00:44:12,065 --> 00:44:13,066
And Mark?

904
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:16,987
And Mark was the biggest thing on
a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates,

905
00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:21,658
15 Pulitzer Prize winners,
two future Olympians, and a movie star.

906
00:44:21,741 --> 00:44:23,368
Who was the movie star?

907
00:44:23,451 --> 00:44:25,078
Does it matter?

908
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:26,413
No.

909
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:30,625
[Gates]
...at Out of Town News and picked up

910
00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:32,460
that copy of Popular Electronics magazine

911
00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,838
with the MITS Altair kit on the cover.

912
00:44:34,921 --> 00:44:37,382
It was a beautiful day
and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room.

913
00:44:37,465 --> 00:44:40,135
He brought that magazine up
and he showed it to me and he said,

914
00:44:40,218 --> 00:44:43,513
"Look, it's gonna happen without us.
We've gotta start now."

915
00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:47,225
And I said, "Okay.
Let's get BASIC out there.”

916
00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:50,187
Now, most of you think you know
the rest of the story, but you may not.

917
00:44:50,270 --> 00:44:52,564
The beginnings of this industry
were very humble.

918
00:44:52,647 --> 00:44:56,902
That kit computer on the cover of
that magazine had an 8080 processor in it.

919
00:44:56,985 --> 00:45:01,114
Unless you paid extra for
a 1K memory board, you got 256 bytes.

920
00:45:01,656 --> 00:45:05,619
So the challenge when I wrote BASIC
wasn't just to run at 4K bytes,

921
00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:10,624
but I also had to leave room for the users
to run their programs in 4K bytes.

922
00:45:11,791 --> 00:45:13,835
Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg?

923
00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:15,253
Uh, yeah.

924
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:17,464
-He made The Facebook.
-Yeah.

925
00:45:17,797 --> 00:45:20,133
I mean, it's both of ours. We're...

926
00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:22,135
Yeah, we... Yes.

927
00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,345
Cool.

928
00:45:23,428 --> 00:45:25,096
I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice.

929
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:26,264
Hi.

930
00:45:26,348 --> 00:45:28,516
Well, very nice to meet you.

931
00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,393
Facebook me when you get home.

932
00:45:30,477 --> 00:45:32,729
You know, maybe we can all go out
and grab a drink.

933
00:45:32,812 --> 00:45:35,440
Certainly. Absolutely do that.

934
00:45:35,523 --> 00:45:37,525
[Gates continues speaking]

935
00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:45,784
She said, "Facebook me
and we can all go for a drink later,”

936
00:45:45,867 --> 00:45:47,494
which is stunningly great for two reasons.

937
00:45:47,577 --> 00:45:50,247
One, she said "Facebook me," right?
And then the other is, you know...

938
00:45:50,330 --> 00:45:51,456
They wanna have drinks later.

939
00:45:51,539 --> 00:45:53,208
You ever heard
so many different good things

940
00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:56,211
-packed into one regular-sized sentence?
-Excuse me, Mark?

941
00:45:57,003 --> 00:45:58,088
Yeah?

942
00:45:58,171 --> 00:46:00,006
I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab.

943
00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:01,716
Sure.

944
00:46:02,217 --> 00:46:04,135
-Awesome job with The Facebook.
-Awesome job.

945
00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:05,220
Thanks.

946
00:46:05,303 --> 00:46:07,264
-I'm Bob.
-[Mark] How you doing?

947
00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:09,057
You know, I could swear
he was looking at you

948
00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:11,935
when he said the next Bill Gates
could be right in this room.

949
00:46:12,018 --> 00:46:13,478
I doubt it.

950
00:46:13,561 --> 00:46:16,106
And I showed up late.
I don't even know who the speaker was.

951
00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:19,025
It was Bill Gates.

952
00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:22,028
Shit, that makes sense.

953
00:46:23,113 --> 00:46:24,948
All right. Thanks, guys.

954
00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:29,452
-Are you a moron?
-Are you medically stupid?

955
00:46:29,536 --> 00:46:31,705
You can't tell Bill Gates
is in front of you for an hour?

956
00:46:31,788 --> 00:46:33,123
I wasn't wearing my contacts.

957
00:46:33,206 --> 00:46:35,333
Can I get a Glock and kill you?

958
00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:38,795
It's time to monetize the thing.

959
00:46:38,878 --> 00:46:40,171
What were their names?

960
00:46:40,255 --> 00:46:42,048
-Hear what I just said?
-When?

961
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,092
I said it's time to monetize the site.

962
00:46:45,218 --> 00:46:46,219
What does that mean?

963
00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:49,139
It means it's time for the website
to start generating revenue.

964
00:46:49,222 --> 00:46:52,017
No, I know what the word means.
I'm asking how you wanna do it.

965
00:46:52,892 --> 00:46:54,728
-Advertising.
-No.

966
00:46:54,811 --> 00:46:57,147
Well, we got 4,000 members.

967
00:46:57,230 --> 00:46:58,356
'Cause The Facebook is cool,

968
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,651
and if we start installing pop-ups
for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool.

969
00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:03,903
Well, I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew,
but at some point,

970
00:47:03,987 --> 00:47:05,905
and talking as the business end
of the company...

971
00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:09,200
We don't even know what it is yet.
We don't know what it is.

972
00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:11,745
We don't know what it can be.
We don't know what it will be.

973
00:47:11,828 --> 00:47:13,163
We know that it is cool.

974
00:47:13,246 --> 00:47:15,498
That is a priceless asset
I'm not giving up.

975
00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:17,751
-So when will it be finished?
-It won't be finished.

976
00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:20,045
That's the point.
The way fashion's never finished.

977
00:47:20,128 --> 00:47:21,921
-What?
-Fashion. Fashion is never finished.

978
00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:23,631
You're talking about fashion? Really, you?

979
00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:26,176
I'm talking about the idea of it
and saying it's never finished.

980
00:47:26,259 --> 00:47:29,596
Okay. But they manage
to make money selling pants.

981
00:47:30,847 --> 00:47:32,349
Mark, what is this?

982
00:47:32,432 --> 00:47:33,892
-What?
-This.

983
00:47:33,975 --> 00:47:36,311
It's called a cease-and-desist letter.
What were their names?

984
00:47:36,394 --> 00:47:37,395
-Who?
-The girls.

985
00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:38,646
When did you get this?

986
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,857
About ten days ago.
Right after we launched the site.

987
00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:42,817
-Jesus Christ.
-The girls. What were their names?

988
00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:45,987
The Winklevoss twins are saying
that you stole their idea.

989
00:47:46,071 --> 00:47:48,448
I find that to be a little more
than mildly annoying.

990
00:47:48,531 --> 00:47:51,785
Oh, well, they find it to be
intellectual property theft.

991
00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:53,119
Why didn't you show this to me?

992
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:54,829
It was addressed to me.

993
00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:57,916
They're saying we stole The Facebook
from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses.

994
00:47:57,999 --> 00:48:00,001
-I know what it says.
-Did we?

995
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:01,169
Did we what?

996
00:48:01,252 --> 00:48:03,380
Don't screw around with me now.
Look at me.

997
00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:05,173
The letter says
we could face legal action.

998
00:48:05,256 --> 00:48:06,758
No, it says I could face legal action.

999
00:48:06,841 --> 00:48:09,177
This is from a lawyer.
They must feel they have some grounds.

1000
00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:12,472
-The lawyer is their father's counsel.
-Do they have grounds?

1001
00:48:12,555 --> 00:48:15,517
The grounds are our thing is cool and
popular and Harvard Connection is lame.

1002
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,811
Wardo, I didn't use any of their code,
I promise.

1003
00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:18,853
I didn't use anything.

1004
00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:20,939
Look, a guy who builds a nice chair
doesn't owe money

1005
00:48:21,022 --> 00:48:22,524
to everyone who ever has built a chair.

1006
00:48:22,607 --> 00:48:24,484
They came to me with an idea,
I had a better one.

1007
00:48:24,567 --> 00:48:27,278
-Why didn't you show me this letter?
-I didn't think it was a big deal.

1008
00:48:29,572 --> 00:48:30,740
Okay.

1009
00:48:32,033 --> 00:48:37,831
So if there's something wrong, if there's
ever anything wrong, you can tell me.

1010
00:48:37,914 --> 00:48:40,375
I'm the guy that wants to help.
This is our thing.

1011
00:48:40,458 --> 00:48:43,920
Now, is there anything
that you need to tell me?

1012
00:48:44,379 --> 00:48:45,547
No.

1013
00:48:48,758 --> 00:48:50,301
What are we doing about this?

1014
00:48:50,385 --> 00:48:53,847
I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services
and he told me to write them back.

1015
00:48:53,930 --> 00:48:55,140
And what did you say?

1016
00:48:55,223 --> 00:48:58,268
"When we met in January,
I expressed my doubts about the site.

1017
00:48:58,351 --> 00:49:00,728
Where it stood with graphics,
how much programing was left

1018
00:49:00,812 --> 00:49:02,272
that I had not anticipated."

1019
00:49:02,355 --> 00:49:04,566
"The lack of hardware
we had to deal with site use,

1020
00:49:04,649 --> 00:49:07,902
the lack of promotion that would go on
to successfully launch the website."

1021
00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:11,573
This was the first time you raised
any of those concerns, right?

1022
00:49:11,656 --> 00:49:13,324
I'd raised concerns before.

1023
00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:14,659
-Bullshit.
-Not to us.

1024
00:49:14,742 --> 00:49:18,746
I'm talking about at the meeting in
January to which this letter is referring.

1025
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:19,873
Yeah.

1026
00:49:19,956 --> 00:49:22,041
Let me rephrase this.

1027
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:26,588
You sent my client 16 e-mails. In the
first 15, you didn't raise any concerns.

1028
00:49:26,671 --> 00:49:27,797
Is that a question?

1029
00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:31,384
In the 16th e-mail you raised concerns
about the site's functionality.

1030
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:34,220
-Were you leading them on for six weeks?
-No.

1031
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:37,390
Then why didn't you raise
any of these concerns before?

1032
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,350
-It's raining.
-I'm sorry?

1033
00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:40,435
It just started raining.

1034
00:49:40,518 --> 00:49:43,855
Mr. Zuckerberg,
do I have your full attention?

1035
00:49:44,689 --> 00:49:45,773
No.

1036
00:49:46,858 --> 00:49:48,276
Do you think I deserve it?

1037
00:49:48,359 --> 00:49:49,569
What?

1038
00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:52,655
Do you think
I deserve your full attention?

1039
00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:55,200
I had to swear an oath
before we began this deposition

1040
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:58,453
and I don't wanna perjure myself,
so I have a legal obligation to say no.

1041
00:49:58,536 --> 00:50:02,373
Okay. No.
You don't think I deserve your attention?

1042
00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:05,335
I think if your clients wanna sit on
my shoulders and call themselves tall,

1043
00:50:05,418 --> 00:50:06,878
they have a right to give it a try,

1044
00:50:06,961 --> 00:50:09,964
but there's no requirement that I enjoy
sitting here listening to people lie.

1045
00:50:11,216 --> 00:50:13,510
You have part of my attention.
You have the minimum amount.

1046
00:50:14,385 --> 00:50:16,804
The rest of my attention is
back at the offices of Facebook,

1047
00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:19,474
where my colleagues and I are doing things
that no one in this room,

1048
00:50:19,557 --> 00:50:21,142
including and especially your clients,

1049
00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,811
are intellectually or creatively
capable of doing.

1050
00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:28,107
Did I adequately answer
your condescending question?

1051
00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:38,826
Well, I have 12:45.
Why don't we say that's lunch?

1052
00:50:40,578 --> 00:50:42,080
Back at 2:30.

1053
00:50:42,956 --> 00:50:45,041
So what were their names?

1054
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:48,836
Their names were Christy and Alice,

1055
00:50:51,297 --> 00:50:53,925
and they wanna have drinks tonight.

1056
00:50:56,135 --> 00:50:59,430
You're not supposed to be in here.
This is a men's room.

1057
00:51:03,476 --> 00:51:04,644
Wow.

1058
00:51:09,816 --> 00:51:11,276
[shushing]

1059
00:51:12,068 --> 00:51:13,069
[banging]

1060
00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:20,076
Oh, my God.

1061
00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,495
I don't care.

1062
00:51:44,475 --> 00:51:45,685
Hey, man, sorry.

1063
00:51:46,769 --> 00:51:48,688
A couple girls are freshening up in there.

1064
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,107
Sweet.

1065
00:51:55,528 --> 00:51:57,238
We have groupies.

1066
00:52:05,747 --> 00:52:07,040
I'll be right back.

1067
00:52:07,123 --> 00:52:08,916
Mark, where you going? Mark.

1068
00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:15,214
[Mark] Erica?

1069
00:52:17,133 --> 00:52:18,176
Hi.

1070
00:52:18,259 --> 00:52:20,887
I saw you from over there.
I didn't know you came to this club a lot.

1071
00:52:20,970 --> 00:52:22,597
-First time.
-Mine, too.

1072
00:52:23,348 --> 00:52:25,224
Could I talk to you alone for a second?

1073
00:52:25,933 --> 00:52:27,185
I think I'm good right here.

1074
00:52:27,268 --> 00:52:31,272
I just... I'd love to talk to you alone
if we could just go some place.

1075
00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:32,607
Right here is fine.

1076
00:52:32,690 --> 00:52:35,401
I don't know if you heard about
this new website I launched.

1077
00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:36,778
No.

1078
00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:40,156
-The Facebook?
-You called me a bitch on the Internet.

1079
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,075
That's why I wanted to talk to you.

1080
00:52:42,158 --> 00:52:44,118
-On the Internet.
-That's why I came over.

1081
00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:45,787
Comparing women to farm animals.

1082
00:52:46,329 --> 00:52:47,789
I didn't end up doing that.

1083
00:52:47,872 --> 00:52:49,540
It didn't stop you from writing it.

1084
00:52:49,624 --> 00:52:52,251
As if every thought that tumbles
through your head was so clever

1085
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:54,504
it would be a crime
for it not to be shared.

1086
00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:58,716
The Internet's not written in pencil,
Mark, it's written in ink,

1087
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,719
and you published that Erica Albright
was a bitch,

1088
00:53:01,803 --> 00:53:06,015
right before you made some ignorant crack
about my family's name, my bra size,

1089
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:08,017
and then rated women
based on their hotness.

1090
00:53:08,851 --> 00:53:11,312
-Erica, is there a problem?
-No, there's no problem.

1091
00:53:12,438 --> 00:53:14,524
You write your snide bullshit
from a dark room

1092
00:53:14,607 --> 00:53:17,402
because that's what the angry do nowadays.

1093
00:53:18,403 --> 00:53:20,488
I was nice to you.
Don't torture me for it.

1094
00:53:20,571 --> 00:53:22,532
If we could just go
somewhere for a minute...

1095
00:53:22,615 --> 00:53:24,784
I don't wanna be rude to my friends.

1096
00:53:24,867 --> 00:53:27,286
-Okay.
-Okay.

1097
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,499
Good luck with your video game.

1098
00:53:31,582 --> 00:53:33,584
Hey, that was great.
That was the right thing to do.

1099
00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:35,461
You apologized, right?

1100
00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:39,465
We have to expand.

1101
00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:40,967
Sure. Mark?

1102
00:53:43,428 --> 00:53:44,846
Is he mad about something?

1103
00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:48,141
Okay, we are expanding
to Yale and Columbia.

1104
00:53:48,224 --> 00:53:49,892
Dustin, share the coding work with me.

1105
00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:51,894
Chris, you're in charge
of publicity and outreach,

1106
00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:54,021
start by getting a story
in the BU student newspaper.

1107
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:56,566
-It's The Bridge.
-They hate doing stories about Harvard.

1108
00:53:56,649 --> 00:53:58,609
Somebody there
will be a computer science major.

1109
00:53:58,693 --> 00:54:01,112
Tell them Mark Zuckerberg
will do 10 hours of free programming.

1110
00:54:01,195 --> 00:54:02,905
Why do you want a story
in the BU newspaper?

1111
00:54:02,989 --> 00:54:04,449
Because I do. Here's the arrangement.

1112
00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:06,242
Eduardo is CFO
and owns 30% of the company.

1113
00:54:06,325 --> 00:54:08,244
Dustin is vice president
and head of programming.

1114
00:54:08,327 --> 00:54:10,455
His 5% of the company
will come from my end.

1115
00:54:10,538 --> 00:54:11,748
Chris is director of publicity,

1116
00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:14,375
and his compensation will depend on
how much work he ends up doing.

1117
00:54:14,459 --> 00:54:15,501
Any questions?

1118
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:18,838
-Who are the girls?
-Sorry. They're Christy and Alice.

1119
00:54:19,380 --> 00:54:20,548
-Hi.
-Hi.

1120
00:54:20,631 --> 00:54:22,049
-Hello.

1121
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,968
Is there anything we can do?

1122
00:54:24,051 --> 00:54:25,136
No, that's it.

1123
00:54:25,219 --> 00:54:27,638
-Yale and Columbia, let's go.
-And Stanford.

1124
00:54:28,264 --> 00:54:30,266
-What?
-Stanford.

1125
00:54:30,349 --> 00:54:32,602
It's time for them
to see this in Palo Alto.

1126
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,776
You don't want any lunch?

1127
00:54:39,859 --> 00:54:40,943
No.

1128
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,029
You're welcome to some salad.

1129
00:54:43,112 --> 00:54:44,655
No, thank you.

1130
00:54:50,953 --> 00:54:51,954
This must be hard.

1131
00:54:53,539 --> 00:54:54,582
Who are you?

1132
00:54:55,124 --> 00:54:57,668
I'm Marylin Delpy.
I introduced myself when we first...

1133
00:54:57,752 --> 00:54:59,128
I mean, what do you do?

1134
00:54:59,212 --> 00:55:01,339
I'm a second-year associate at the firm.

1135
00:55:01,422 --> 00:55:03,925
My boss wanted me to sit in
on the deposition phase.

1136
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:06,803
What are you doing?

1137
00:55:06,886 --> 00:55:09,889
Checking in to see
how it's going in Bosnia.

1138
00:55:09,972 --> 00:55:11,224
Bosnia.

1139
00:55:11,307 --> 00:55:13,851
They don't have roads,
but they have Facebook.

1140
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,276
You must really hate the Winklevosses.

1141
00:55:23,027 --> 00:55:24,237
I don't hate anybody.

1142
00:55:25,822 --> 00:55:28,783
The Winklevi aren't suing me
for intellectual property theft.

1143
00:55:28,866 --> 00:55:31,410
They are suing me because
for the first time in their lives,

1144
00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:33,913
things didn't work out the way
they were supposed to for them.

1145
00:55:41,420 --> 00:55:43,130
He's expanding.

1146
00:55:43,214 --> 00:55:44,423
What?

1147
00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:47,468
Expanding to Yale, Columbia and Stanford.
Gonna be in The Crimson tomorrow.

1148
00:55:47,552 --> 00:55:48,678
-Really?
-Yep.

1149
00:55:48,761 --> 00:55:51,597
Looks like that cease-and-desist letter
really scared the shit out of him.

1150
00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:54,892
Wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive
relief and get the site taken down now.

1151
00:55:54,976 --> 00:55:57,937
Every minute the site is up,
Harvard Connection becomes less valuable.

1152
00:55:58,020 --> 00:56:00,815
I want an injunction. I want damages.
I want punitive relief.

1153
00:56:00,898 --> 00:56:01,941
And I want him dead.

1154
00:56:02,024 --> 00:56:03,276
Yeah, I want those things, too.

1155
00:56:03,359 --> 00:56:06,112
Why aren't we doing anything about it?
We're gentlemen of Harvard?

1156
00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:08,489
-You're not thinking how it's gonna look.
-How will it look?

1157
00:56:08,573 --> 00:56:10,408
Like my brother and I
are in skeleton costumes

1158
00:56:10,491 --> 00:56:12,451
chasing the Karate Kid
around a high school gym.

1159
00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:16,122
Cam,
he's violated Massachusetts state law.

1160
00:56:16,205 --> 00:56:18,249
When he goes to Connecticut,
New York and California,

1161
00:56:18,332 --> 00:56:21,711
he'll have violated federal law.
And he's in violation of Harvard law.

1162
00:56:21,794 --> 00:56:23,379
There's no such thing as Harvard law.

1163
00:56:23,462 --> 00:56:26,299
Wait. Yeah, there is.

1164
00:56:31,012 --> 00:56:32,388
Harvard Student Handbook.

1165
00:56:32,471 --> 00:56:35,391
Every freshman is issued one of these,
and somewhere in this book it says...

1166
00:56:35,474 --> 00:56:37,310
You can't steal from another student.

1167
00:56:38,644 --> 00:56:40,438
This is what we needed.
We're going to Summers.

1168
00:56:40,521 --> 00:56:42,732
Well, you can't get a meeting
with Larry Summers.

1169
00:56:42,815 --> 00:56:44,817
My brother and I,
we pay tuition at this school.

1170
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,612
We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school.
We've won trophies for this school.

1171
00:56:47,695 --> 00:56:50,197
And we'll be rowing in the Olympics
for this school.

1172
00:56:50,281 --> 00:56:53,743
I want a meeting with
the goddamn president of this school.

1173
00:56:53,826 --> 00:56:55,202
Why Stanford?

1174
00:56:55,286 --> 00:56:57,204
Why do you think?

1175
00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:02,960
I'm sorry.

1176
00:57:03,044 --> 00:57:04,462
I'm late for biochem.

1177
00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:07,214
[Sean] Okay.

1178
00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:11,260
You don't know my name, do you?

1179
00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:13,137
Is it Stanford?

1180
00:57:13,721 --> 00:57:15,806
I should just kick your ass.

1181
00:57:15,890 --> 00:57:18,059
How do you go to a party
and you meet someone...

1182
00:57:18,142 --> 00:57:21,354
Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy.
You're from Orinda.

1183
00:57:21,437 --> 00:57:24,649
Your father's in commercial real estate
and your mother's ten years sober.

1184
00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:26,317
What's my major?

1185
00:57:26,817 --> 00:57:28,903
-Trombone.
-Really?

1186
00:57:28,986 --> 00:57:30,947
I remember something about a trombone.

1187
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,532
[speaking French]

1188
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,993
Mm. French.

1189
00:57:36,077 --> 00:57:37,119
Your major's French.

1190
00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:38,955
-And yours?
-Mine?

1191
00:57:39,038 --> 00:57:41,332
-I don't have one.
-You haven't declared?

1192
00:57:42,416 --> 00:57:43,626
I don't go to school.

1193
00:57:43,709 --> 00:57:45,836
-You're kidding.
-No.

1194
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,922
Well, where did you go to school?

1195
00:57:48,005 --> 00:57:50,341
William Taft Elementary,
for a little while.

1196
00:57:50,424 --> 00:57:51,467
Seriously?

1197
00:57:52,176 --> 00:57:54,387
You're not like 15 years old or anything,
are you?

1198
00:57:54,470 --> 00:57:56,389
[laughs] No.

1199
00:57:56,931 --> 00:57:59,350
-Wait, you're not like 15, are you?
-No.

1200
00:58:00,893 --> 00:58:02,436
So, what do you do?

1201
00:58:03,604 --> 00:58:05,189
I'm an entrepreneur.

1202
00:58:05,272 --> 00:58:07,775
-You're unemployed.
-I wouldn't say that.

1203
00:58:07,858 --> 00:58:08,901
What would you say?

1204
00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:10,194
That I'm an entrepreneur.

1205
00:58:10,277 --> 00:58:11,988
Well, then, what was your latest preneur?

1206
00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:16,701
I founded an Internet company that let
folks download and share music for free.

1207
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:18,077
Kind of like Napster?

1208
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:19,662
Exactly like Napster.

1209
00:58:19,745 --> 00:58:21,372
What do you mean?

1210
00:58:21,455 --> 00:58:22,748
I founded Napster.

1211
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:24,875
Sean Parker founded Napster.

1212
00:58:24,959 --> 00:58:26,293
Nice to meet you.

1213
00:58:26,377 --> 00:58:28,212
You're Sean Parker?

1214
00:58:28,295 --> 00:58:30,131
You see, the shoe's on the other...

1215
00:58:30,214 --> 00:58:32,216
-Foot?
-Table, which has turned.

1216
00:58:33,592 --> 00:58:35,136
I just slept with Sean Parker?

1217
00:58:35,219 --> 00:58:36,887
You just slept on Sean Parker.

1218
00:58:36,971 --> 00:58:39,557
-You're a zillionaire.
-Not technically.

1219
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,142
What are you?

1220
00:58:41,225 --> 00:58:43,477
Broke. There's not
a lot of money in free music,

1221
00:58:43,561 --> 00:58:46,856
even less when you're being sued by
everyone who's ever been to the Grammys.

1222
00:58:46,939 --> 00:58:48,441
This is blowing my mind.

1223
00:58:48,524 --> 00:58:49,525
I appreciate that.

1224
00:58:49,608 --> 00:58:51,527
I gotta hop in the shower
and get ready for class.

1225
00:58:51,610 --> 00:58:55,406
Biochem, even though you're
a French major whose name is Amy.

1226
00:58:55,489 --> 00:58:56,741
You passed.

1227
00:58:56,824 --> 00:58:58,075
I'm a hard worker.

1228
00:58:59,744 --> 00:59:03,539
There's juice or anything else
you can find. Help yourself.

1229
00:59:03,622 --> 00:59:05,374
You mind if I check my e-mail?

1230
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:06,834
Yeah, go ahead.

1231
00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:18,012
Amy!

1232
00:59:20,181 --> 00:59:21,432
Jesus.

1233
00:59:21,515 --> 00:59:23,642
-Amy! Can you come out here?
-Yeah?

1234
00:59:24,643 --> 00:59:26,145
Just a second.

1235
00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:30,608
There's a snake in here, Amy.

1236
00:59:30,691 --> 00:59:31,692
What?

1237
00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:34,779
Where?

1238
00:59:34,862 --> 00:59:37,156
There isn't a snake,
but I need to ask you something.

1239
00:59:37,239 --> 00:59:39,909
-Are you kidding? I could've been killed.
How?

1240
00:59:39,992 --> 00:59:43,871
By running too fast
and getting twisted in the curtain.

1241
00:59:43,954 --> 00:59:45,706
What do you need to ask me?

1242
00:59:45,790 --> 00:59:49,085
Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and
there's a website open on your computer.

1243
00:59:49,168 --> 00:59:52,963
Yeah, after you passed out last night
I went on The Facebook for a little bit.

1244
00:59:53,047 --> 00:59:55,216
-What's that?
-The Facebook?

1245
00:59:55,299 --> 00:59:58,427
Stanford's had it
for, like, two weeks now.

1246
00:59:58,511 --> 01:00:01,639
It's really awesome,
except it's freakishly addictive.

1247
01:00:01,722 --> 01:00:04,058
Seriously, I'm on the thing
like five times a day.

1248
01:00:04,141 --> 01:00:05,643
Mind if I send myself an e-mail?

1249
01:00:05,726 --> 01:00:07,269
[Amy] Yeah, is everything okay?

1250
01:00:07,353 --> 01:00:09,146
Everything's great.

1251
01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:14,360
I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.

1252
01:00:17,988 --> 01:00:19,949
[Cameron]
I've never been in this building before.

1253
01:00:20,032 --> 01:00:24,036
This building's 100 years older than
the country it's in, so do be careful.

1254
01:00:25,287 --> 01:00:27,039
-We're sitting in chairs.
-[phone rings]

1255
01:00:28,082 --> 01:00:29,125
Yes.

1256
01:00:29,917 --> 01:00:32,503
Very good. You can go in now.

1257
01:00:36,715 --> 01:00:39,552
[Larry] That's their own stupidity.
I should've been there.

1258
01:00:39,635 --> 01:00:41,178
Well, darkness is the absence of light,

1259
01:00:41,262 --> 01:00:44,140
and the stupidity in that instance
was the absence of me.

1260
01:00:44,223 --> 01:00:46,100
Catherine, I've got students
in my office now.

1261
01:00:46,183 --> 01:00:48,102
Students. Undergrads.

1262
01:00:48,811 --> 01:00:49,687
I don't know.

1263
01:00:49,770 --> 01:00:52,523
From the looks of it, they want
to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise.

1264
01:00:52,606 --> 01:00:53,816
All right, bye-bye.

1265
01:00:53,899 --> 01:00:55,943
-Good morning.
-[Cameron] Good morning, sir.

1266
01:00:56,026 --> 01:00:56,944
I'm Cameron Winklevoss.

1267
01:00:57,027 --> 01:00:59,947
-This is my brother, Tyler.
-And you're here because...

1268
01:01:01,532 --> 01:01:03,159
-Either of you can answer.
-I'm sorry, sir.

1269
01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:05,828
-I thought you were reading the letter.
-I've read the letter.

1270
01:01:05,911 --> 01:01:08,497
We came up with an idea for
a website called Harvard Connection...

1271
01:01:08,581 --> 01:01:11,792
We've since changed the name to ConnectU.
And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea...

1272
01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,335
I understand.

1273
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:15,921
And I'm asking what you want me
to do about it.

1274
01:01:16,005 --> 01:01:19,884
Sir, in the Harvard Student Handbook,
which is distributed to each freshman,

1275
01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:22,803
under the heading "Standards of Conduct
in the Harvard Community,”

1276
01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:26,056
it says the college expects all students
to be honest and forthcoming

1277
01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,559
in their dealings with members
in this community.

1278
01:01:28,642 --> 01:01:31,145
Students are required to respect
public and private ownership,

1279
01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:33,522
and instances of theft,
misappropriation or...

1280
01:01:33,606 --> 01:01:35,232
-Anne?
-Yes, sir?

1281
01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,067
Punch me in the face. Go ahead.

1282
01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:44,074
...or unauthorized use
will result in disciplinary action,

1283
01:01:44,158 --> 01:01:46,243
including the requirement
to withdraw from the college.

1284
01:01:46,327 --> 01:01:48,370
And you memorized that
instead of doing what?

1285
01:01:48,454 --> 01:01:51,582
What my brother and I came here today
to ask of you, respectfully, of course...

1286
01:01:51,665 --> 01:01:55,085
It's against university rules to steal
from another student, plain and simple.

1287
01:01:55,169 --> 01:01:56,670
And you've spoken to your House Master?

1288
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:59,048
Yes. The House Master made
a recommendation to the Ad Board,

1289
01:01:59,131 --> 01:02:00,549
but the Ad Board won't see us.

1290
01:02:00,633 --> 01:02:02,718
Have you tried dealing with
the other student directly?

1291
01:02:02,801 --> 01:02:05,387
Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding
to our e-mails or phone calls

1292
01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:06,513
for the last two weeks.

1293
01:02:06,597 --> 01:02:08,432
He doesn't answer when
we knock on his door.

1294
01:02:08,515 --> 01:02:10,851
The closest I've come
to dealing with him face-to-face

1295
01:02:10,935 --> 01:02:12,770
is when I chased him
through Harvard Square.

1296
01:02:12,853 --> 01:02:13,729
You chased him?

1297
01:02:13,812 --> 01:02:16,607
I saw him and I know he saw me.
I went after him and then he disappeared.

1298
01:02:17,483 --> 01:02:20,778
-I don't see this as a university issue.
-Of course this is a university issue.

1299
01:02:20,861 --> 01:02:23,489
There's a code of ethics and an honor code
and he violated them both.

1300
01:02:23,572 --> 01:02:26,825
You enter into a code of ethics with
the university, not with each other.

1301
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:30,829
I'm sorry, President Summers, but what
you just said makes no sense to me at all.

1302
01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,081
I'm devastated by that.

1303
01:02:32,164 --> 01:02:34,833
What my brother means is, if
Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room

1304
01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:37,086
and stole our computer,
that would be a university issue.

1305
01:02:37,169 --> 01:02:39,546
I really don't know.
This office doesn't handle petty larceny.

1306
01:02:39,630 --> 01:02:40,923
This isn't petty larceny.

1307
01:02:41,006 --> 01:02:42,967
This idea is potentially worth
millions of dollars.

1308
01:02:43,050 --> 01:02:44,593
-Millions?
-Yes.

1309
01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:47,179
You might just be letting
your imaginations run away with you.

1310
01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:50,099
Sir, I honestly don't think you're
in any position to make that call.

1311
01:02:50,182 --> 01:02:54,395
I was the US Treasury Secretary.
I'm in some position to make that call.

1312
01:02:54,478 --> 01:02:55,771
Letting our imaginations run away

1313
01:02:55,854 --> 01:02:58,482
is what we were told to do
in your freshman address.

1314
01:02:58,565 --> 01:03:00,818
Well, then I would suggest
that you let your imaginations

1315
01:03:00,901 --> 01:03:02,903
-run away with you on a new project.
-You would?

1316
01:03:02,987 --> 01:03:05,072
Yes. Everyone at Harvard's
inventing something.

1317
01:03:05,155 --> 01:03:09,702
Harvard undergraduates believe inventing
a job is better than finding a job.

1318
01:03:09,785 --> 01:03:13,664
So I'll suggest again that the two of you
come up with a new new project.

1319
01:03:13,747 --> 01:03:16,709
-I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point.
-Please, arrive at the point.

1320
01:03:16,792 --> 01:03:18,794
You don't have to be
an intellectual property expert

1321
01:03:18,877 --> 01:03:20,879
to understand the difference
between right and wrong.

1322
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:22,172
And you're saying that I don't?

1323
01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:24,258
-Of course I'm not saying that.
-I'm saying that.

1324
01:03:24,341 --> 01:03:26,135
-Really?
-Sir.

1325
01:03:26,218 --> 01:03:28,178
Anne, how did they get this appointment?

1326
01:03:28,262 --> 01:03:30,097
Colleagues of their father.

1327
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,018
Let me tell you something,
Mr. Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss,

1328
01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:36,520
since you're on the subject
of right and wrong.

1329
01:03:36,603 --> 01:03:40,983
This action, this meeting,
the two of you being here is wrong.

1330
01:03:41,066 --> 01:03:44,445
It's not worthy of Harvard.
It's not what Harvard saw in you.

1331
01:03:44,528 --> 01:03:47,031
You don't get special treatment.

1332
01:03:47,114 --> 01:03:49,491
-We never asked...
-Just start another project?

1333
01:03:49,575 --> 01:03:51,493
Like we're making a diorama
for a science fair?

1334
01:03:51,577 --> 01:03:54,371
-If you have a problem with that--
-We never asked for special treatment.

1335
01:03:54,455 --> 01:03:58,000
...the courts are always at your disposal.
Is there anything else I can do for you?

1336
01:03:58,083 --> 01:03:59,710
You can take the Harvard Student Handbook

1337
01:03:59,793 --> 01:04:00,669
-and shove it...
-Ty.

1338
01:04:01,545 --> 01:04:03,213
Thank you very much for your time, sir.

1339
01:04:08,969 --> 01:04:10,262
[Tyler] Whoops.

1340
01:04:10,471 --> 01:04:12,973
Broke your 335-year-old doorknob.

1341
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:17,770
Eduardo, spring break, you and
Mr. Zuckerberg took a trip to New York.

1342
01:04:17,853 --> 01:04:20,397
-Yes.
-What was the purpose of the trip?

1343
01:04:20,481 --> 01:04:24,109
Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings
with potential advertisers.

1344
01:04:24,943 --> 01:04:25,986
Who paid for the trip?

1345
01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:29,198
It was paid for out of the $1,000 account
I had set up a few months earlier.

1346
01:04:29,281 --> 01:04:33,077
At this point, your $1,000 was the only
money that had been put into the company?

1347
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:35,120
-Yes.
-How did you feel the meetings went?

1348
01:04:36,663 --> 01:04:38,832
-They went terribly.
-Why?

1349
01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:40,084
Mark was asleep.

1350
01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:41,585
I was not asleep.

1351
01:04:41,668 --> 01:04:42,920
Can I rephrase my answer?

1352
01:04:43,003 --> 01:04:45,172
I wish he'd been asleep.

1353
01:04:47,966 --> 01:04:51,470
So we're in 29 schools now,
with over 75,000 members.

1354
01:04:52,304 --> 01:04:53,430
People who go on The Facebook

1355
01:04:53,514 --> 01:04:55,933
tend to stay on longer
than almost any other website.

1356
01:04:56,016 --> 01:04:58,018
Now, here's the most impressive statistic.

1357
01:04:58,102 --> 01:05:00,854
91% of people who try it once
will come back.

1358
01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:02,815
-If you'll allow me...
-Excuse me one second.

1359
01:05:02,898 --> 01:05:05,234
What sound is he making?
Is that like a "tsk"?

1360
01:05:08,278 --> 01:05:10,030
It wasn't a "tsk".

1361
01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:11,448
It was... [clicks]

1362
01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,201
Like a glottal stop.

1363
01:05:14,701 --> 01:05:16,453
Almost a gag reflex.

1364
01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,873
Guys, what is this?

1365
01:05:19,957 --> 01:05:22,626
There was one more meeting scheduled
for the New York trip.

1366
01:05:22,709 --> 01:05:25,587
Yes, it was a dinner. It was set up
through my girlfriend at the time.

1367
01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:28,674
Would you say that Mark was
excited about this meeting?

1368
01:05:28,757 --> 01:05:31,009
Yes. Very.

1369
01:05:31,093 --> 01:05:33,137
-Look, they're not gonna card us.
-They might.

1370
01:05:33,220 --> 01:05:35,097
-Mean, look around.
-It'll be embarrassing.

1371
01:05:35,180 --> 01:05:37,975
-Tell him they're not gonna card us.
-They're not gonna card us.

1372
01:05:38,058 --> 01:05:39,977
-Mark...
-Are you gonna talk about ads again?

1373
01:05:40,060 --> 01:05:41,812
Unless you're
the ballet theater of Hartford,

1374
01:05:41,895 --> 01:05:43,897
the purpose of a business
is to make a profit.

1375
01:05:43,981 --> 01:05:45,149
It isn't a business yet.

1376
01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:49,027
That's tough for me, 'cause my job--
Never mind.

1377
01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:53,407
He's 25 minutes late.

1378
01:05:53,490 --> 01:05:56,285
He founded Napster when he was 19.
He can be late.

1379
01:05:56,368 --> 01:05:57,995
-He's not a god.
-[Mark] Then what is he?

1380
01:05:58,078 --> 01:05:59,621
He's 25 minutes late.

1381
01:05:59,705 --> 01:06:00,956
I think Wardo's jealous.

1382
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:04,460
I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous.

1383
01:06:04,543 --> 01:06:05,461
Why?

1384
01:06:05,544 --> 01:06:09,006
Well, I didn't know him at all, but I had
done a search and I'd asked around.

1385
01:06:09,089 --> 01:06:12,384
And he struck me as kind of a...

1386
01:06:14,261 --> 01:06:15,721
A wild card.

1387
01:06:15,804 --> 01:06:16,722
Why?

1388
01:06:16,805 --> 01:06:20,350
He crashed out of two pretty big
Internet companies in spectacular fashion,

1389
01:06:20,434 --> 01:06:21,810
he's had a reputation with drugs...

1390
01:06:21,894 --> 01:06:23,187
He also founded the companies.

1391
01:06:23,270 --> 01:06:24,521
We don't need him.

1392
01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:26,315
He's here.

1393
01:06:29,443 --> 01:06:31,028
[Eduardo] No, no, take your time.

1394
01:06:31,111 --> 01:06:33,489
-And he does own a watch.
-Stop it.

1395
01:06:35,532 --> 01:06:37,159
-I'm Sean Parker.
-[Eduardo] How do you do?

1396
01:06:37,242 --> 01:06:39,953
You must be Eduardo. And Christy.
And Mark.

1397
01:06:40,037 --> 01:06:41,747
-Great to meet you.
-Great to meet you.

1398
01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:43,540
You guys don't have anything
in front of you.

1399
01:06:43,624 --> 01:06:44,750
-Tori.

1400
01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:45,959
We were waiting.

1401
01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:48,128
-Hey, baby boy.
-Can you bring out some things?

1402
01:06:48,212 --> 01:06:51,048
The lacquered pork with
that ginger confit. Tuna tartare?

1403
01:06:51,131 --> 01:06:52,966
And the lobster claws,
that'll get us started.

1404
01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:54,843
Christy, what do you like to drink?

1405
01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:57,679
An appletini.

1406
01:06:57,763 --> 01:06:59,765
Great. Four of those.

1407
01:07:00,682 --> 01:07:03,268
From that point on, it was a Seanathon.

1408
01:07:03,852 --> 01:07:05,854
[no audible dialogue]

1409
01:07:12,152 --> 01:07:14,738
The question was,
"What did you talk about?"

1410
01:07:16,782 --> 01:07:17,783
[sighs]

1411
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:28,585
He took us through his episode
with Napster.

1412
01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:31,672
I didn't wanna spend my 20s
as a professional defendant.

1413
01:07:31,755 --> 01:07:34,883
Who knew? The music industry
doesn't have a sense of humor.

1414
01:07:34,967 --> 01:07:38,220
We tried to sell the company to pay the
35 million they said we owed in royalties,

1415
01:07:38,303 --> 01:07:43,433
but to them that was like selling
a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas.

1416
01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:45,936
So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy.

1417
01:07:46,019 --> 01:07:48,647
-But you made a name for yourself.
-And you are dry.

1418
01:07:48,730 --> 01:07:50,524
-Tori!
-No, no, I'm good.

1419
01:07:50,607 --> 01:07:52,734
And then he went on to
his second business venture,

1420
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,488
which was an online Rolodex that
he got thrown out of by Case Equity.

1421
01:07:56,863 --> 01:07:58,615
And I wanted to do it nice this time.

1422
01:07:59,032 --> 01:08:02,619
I put on a tie and I shined my shoes but
nobody wants to take orders from a kid.

1423
01:08:02,703 --> 01:08:05,664
So let me tell you what happens to
a 20-year-old at the top of a hot dot-com.

1424
01:08:05,747 --> 01:08:08,875
-I'm not a psychiatrist, but...
-I'm glad we've got that on the record.

1425
01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:11,211
You're not a psychiatrist, but what?

1426
01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:14,256
A psychiatrist would say
that he was paranoid.

1427
01:08:14,339 --> 01:08:16,800
They'll hire private detectives
who'll follow you day and night.

1428
01:08:16,883 --> 01:08:18,885
You're a target for high-priced escorts.

1429
01:08:18,969 --> 01:08:21,430
I can't prove it,
but I know they tapped my phones.

1430
01:08:21,513 --> 01:08:24,099
Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up,
you've done already.

1431
01:08:24,182 --> 01:08:26,727
Private behavior is a relic
of a time gone by.

1432
01:08:26,810 --> 01:08:29,813
And if somehow, someway, you've managed
to live your life like the Dalai Lama,

1433
01:08:29,896 --> 01:08:30,939
they'll make shit up.

1434
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:33,525
Because they don't want you,
they want your idea.

1435
01:08:33,609 --> 01:08:35,485
And they want you
to say "thank you" while you...

1436
01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:36,903
Excuse me.

1437
01:08:36,987 --> 01:08:39,573
-...wipe your chin and walk away.
-That's what happened to you?

1438
01:08:39,656 --> 01:08:41,241
And delusional.

1439
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:45,162
Yes. But there'll be payback at Case.

1440
01:08:45,245 --> 01:08:48,040
I brought down the record companies.
Case will suffer for their sins too.

1441
01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:51,001
Sorry, you didn't bring down
the record companies.

1442
01:08:51,084 --> 01:08:52,294
They won.

1443
01:08:52,377 --> 01:08:53,879
-In court.
-Yeah.

1444
01:08:53,962 --> 01:08:56,715
You wanna buy a Tower Records, Eduardo?

1445
01:08:59,259 --> 01:09:02,679
And he told story after story
about life in Silicon Valley,

1446
01:09:02,763 --> 01:09:06,683
and parties at Stanford and down in LA,
and friends who'd become millionaires...

1447
01:09:06,767 --> 01:09:11,772
But mostly how Mark had to...
He had to come to California.

1448
01:09:12,564 --> 01:09:15,025
And then he got around to The Facebook.

1449
01:09:15,108 --> 01:09:17,611
So, tell me about your progress.

1450
01:09:17,694 --> 01:09:21,156
Well, we're in 29 schools now.
We got over 75,000 members.

1451
01:09:21,239 --> 01:09:23,325
-Tell me about the strategy you're using.
-[Mark] Okay.

1452
01:09:23,408 --> 01:09:25,202
For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,

1453
01:09:25,285 --> 01:09:27,204
but Baylor already had
a social network on campus.

1454
01:09:27,287 --> 01:09:30,457
So instead of going after them, we made
a list of every school within 100 miles...

1455
01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:32,417
You put The Facebook
on those campuses first.

1456
01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:35,045
The Baylor kids saw their friends
on our site and we were in.

1457
01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:36,755
Called the Little Bighorn. That's smart.

1458
01:09:36,838 --> 01:09:37,923
-Thanks that was mine.
-Easy.

1459
01:09:38,006 --> 01:09:39,758
Hey, you know what?
Settle an argument for us.

1460
01:09:39,841 --> 01:09:41,927
I say it's time to start making money
from The Facebook

1461
01:09:42,010 --> 01:09:43,804
but Mark doesn't want advertising.
Who's right?

1462
01:09:43,887 --> 01:09:45,138
Well...

1463
01:09:45,806 --> 01:09:47,057
Neither of you yet.

1464
01:09:47,140 --> 01:09:49,559
The Facebook is cool,
that's what it's got going for it.

1465
01:09:49,643 --> 01:09:50,519
Yeah.

1466
01:09:50,602 --> 01:09:52,646
Don't wanna ruin it with ads
because ads aren't cool.

1467
01:09:52,729 --> 01:09:53,563
Exactly.

1468
01:09:53,647 --> 01:09:56,566
Like you're throwing the greatest party
and saying it's gotta be over by 11.

1469
01:09:56,650 --> 01:09:57,651
That's exactly right.

1470
01:09:57,734 --> 01:09:59,903
-Don't even know what the thing is yet.
-Exactly.

1471
01:09:59,986 --> 01:10:03,657
How big it can get, how far it can go.
This is no time to take your chips down.

1472
01:10:03,740 --> 01:10:05,701
A million dollars isn't cool.
You know what's cool?

1473
01:10:05,784 --> 01:10:06,827
You?

1474
01:10:09,579 --> 01:10:10,872
"A billion dollars."

1475
01:10:14,584 --> 01:10:16,169
And that shut everybody up.

1476
01:10:16,253 --> 01:10:19,381
And that's where you're headed.
A billion-dollar valuation.

1477
01:10:20,048 --> 01:10:22,926
Unless you take bad advice, in which case
you may as well have come up with

1478
01:10:23,009 --> 01:10:24,553
a chain of very successful yogurt shops.

1479
01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:28,890
When you go fishing, you can catch
a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish.

1480
01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:32,352
You ever walk into a guy's den and see a
picture of him standing next to 14 trout?

1481
01:10:32,436 --> 01:10:34,146
-No, he's holding a 3,000-pound marlin.
-Yep.

1482
01:10:34,229 --> 01:10:35,355
-That's a good analogy.
-Okay.

1483
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,441
We all know marlins
don't weigh 3,000 pounds, right?

1484
01:10:37,524 --> 01:10:38,942
Have you seen the big ones up close?

1485
01:10:39,025 --> 01:10:41,987
No, but I don't think the guy's holding
a marlin the size of a Range Rover.

1486
01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:44,322
That would be a really big fish
and a very strong guy.

1487
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:46,324
You think we might be getting away
from the point?

1488
01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:50,704
I don't have a dog in this fight.
I'm just a fan who came to say hi.

1489
01:10:50,787 --> 01:10:52,539
He owned Mark after that dinner.

1490
01:10:53,540 --> 01:10:55,917
He picked up the check,
he told Mark they'd talk again soon,

1491
01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:57,085
and he was gone.

1492
01:10:57,169 --> 01:11:01,006
But not before he made his biggest
contribution to the company.

1493
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:05,886
Drop the "The." Just "Facebook."

1494
01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:08,013
It's cleaner.

1495
01:11:10,932 --> 01:11:11,933
Shit.

1496
01:11:14,686 --> 01:11:15,687
[woman] Goodbye, sweetie.

1497
01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:17,981
Yeah.

1498
01:11:21,860 --> 01:11:24,780
That's gotta be some kind of
land speed record for talking.

1499
01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:27,032
You wanna end the party at 11:00.

1500
01:11:27,991 --> 01:11:31,244
-I'm trying to pay for the party.
-There won't be a party unless it's cool.

1501
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:33,538
So, what do you think?

1502
01:11:33,622 --> 01:11:35,582
Yeah, sure, let's drop the "The."

1503
01:11:35,665 --> 01:11:38,794
I meant to catching the marlin
instead of the 14 trout.

1504
01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:40,170
Doesn't that sound good?

1505
01:11:40,253 --> 01:11:42,047
If you're a trout.

1506
01:11:42,130 --> 01:11:43,673
I'm going to enter this into the record.

1507
01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:47,594
Incorporation papers for Facebook,
an LLC registered in Florida.

1508
01:11:47,677 --> 01:11:49,763
-Why Florida?
-It's where my family lives.

1509
01:11:49,846 --> 01:11:52,516
And ask the respondent to stipulate
that the articles of incorporation

1510
01:11:52,599 --> 01:11:56,269
state the ownership as follows:
65% for Mark Zuckerberg,

1511
01:11:56,353 --> 01:11:59,481
30% for Eduardo Saverin
and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz.

1512
01:11:59,564 --> 01:12:00,774
Yeah, we stipulate.

1513
01:12:00,857 --> 01:12:03,652
-And that was April 13th, 2004.
-You can mark it.

1514
01:12:03,735 --> 01:12:05,362
You have anything here?

1515
01:12:05,445 --> 01:12:06,696
Yes. Thank you.

1516
01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:09,491
Mr. Saverin, have you ever done anything

1517
01:12:09,574 --> 01:12:12,118
that might be considered
legitimate grounds for termination?

1518
01:12:13,995 --> 01:12:15,038
No.

1519
01:12:15,121 --> 01:12:19,751
You never did anything to embarrass the
company or even seriously jeopardize it?

1520
01:12:20,293 --> 01:12:21,670
-No?

1521
01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:26,299
No.

1522
01:12:26,383 --> 01:12:28,468
You were accused of animal cruelty.

1523
01:12:29,970 --> 01:12:32,597
-Wait.
-You weren't?

1524
01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:34,975
This is not happening.

1525
01:12:35,058 --> 01:12:37,352
I have here an article from The Crimson...

1526
01:12:37,435 --> 01:12:38,520
Jesus Christ.

1527
01:12:38,603 --> 01:12:39,646
I can't have this, Wardo.

1528
01:12:39,729 --> 01:12:43,358
Come on, man. This is bullshit.
This is another club playing a prank.

1529
01:12:44,734 --> 01:12:46,987
I'd gotten into the Phoenix.

1530
01:12:47,070 --> 01:12:49,739
I'd been accepted,
and as part of my initiation I had to,

1531
01:12:49,823 --> 01:12:53,785
for one week, carry with me at all times
and take care of a chicken.

1532
01:12:53,869 --> 01:12:56,496
They identify you
as one of the founders of Facebook.

1533
01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:57,831
"Junior Eduardo Saverin..."

1534
01:12:57,914 --> 01:13:00,208
I'm not the expert, but being connected
to torturing animals

1535
01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:01,418
is probably bad for business.

1536
01:13:01,501 --> 01:13:06,339
I did not torture the chicken.
I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy?

1537
01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:10,260
No, and settle down, please.
I have here an article from The Crimson...

1538
01:13:10,343 --> 01:13:12,220
-This is scathing.
-956.

1539
01:13:12,304 --> 01:13:15,015
I was having dinner in
the Kirkland dining hall with Mark,

1540
01:13:15,473 --> 01:13:16,850
and I had the chicken with me,

1541
01:13:16,933 --> 01:13:19,019
because I had to have the chicken
with me at all times.

1542
01:13:19,102 --> 01:13:20,103
This was college.

1543
01:13:20,186 --> 01:13:22,230
-Somebody's gonna have to answer for this.
-969.

1544
01:13:22,314 --> 01:13:24,900
And the dining hall
was serving chicken for dinner,

1545
01:13:24,983 --> 01:13:27,402
and I had to feed my chicken, so I...

1546
01:13:27,485 --> 01:13:30,655
Well, I took little pieces of chicken
and I gave it to the chicken.

1547
01:13:31,239 --> 01:13:33,366
Someone must have seen me,
because the next thing I knew

1548
01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:35,660
I was being accused of forced cannibalism.

1549
01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:38,079
I didn't know you couldn't do that.

1550
01:13:38,163 --> 01:13:40,624
I dealt with
the various animal rights groups,

1551
01:13:40,707 --> 01:13:42,876
I dealt with the associate dean
of the college.

1552
01:13:42,959 --> 01:13:44,878
This was all resolved.

1553
01:13:44,961 --> 01:13:47,172
-988.
-[Eduardo] Someone from the Porc

1554
01:13:47,255 --> 01:13:50,091
or the Fly must have reported it.
For all I know, it was the Winklevosses.

1555
01:13:50,175 --> 01:13:51,843
All right, let's just forget about it.

1556
01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:54,763
This is absurd.
I'm being accused of animal cruelty.

1557
01:13:54,846 --> 01:13:56,473
It's better to be accused of necrophilia.

1558
01:13:56,556 --> 01:13:58,183
It is better to be accused of necrophilia.

1559
01:13:58,266 --> 01:14:01,645
Now I have to explain this to my father.
Gonna have to explain this to everybody.

1560
01:14:01,728 --> 01:14:02,771
What is happening on that?

1561
01:14:02,854 --> 01:14:05,273
I have my final coming up
for Postwar and Contemporary Art

1562
01:14:05,357 --> 01:14:06,608
and I haven't been to class.

1563
01:14:06,691 --> 01:14:08,568
I'm supposed to write about
these four paintings.

1564
01:14:08,652 --> 01:14:09,653
That's a Facebook page?

1565
01:14:09,736 --> 01:14:12,697
Opened it under an alias. I posted
the paintings and asked people to comment.

1566
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:15,367
Every once in a while, I hop on
to get a good debate going.

1567
01:14:15,450 --> 01:14:17,911
Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating
on his final exam?

1568
01:14:18,036 --> 01:14:20,747
-[Eduardo] I'd rather not answer that.
-[Gretchen] And why not?

1569
01:14:20,830 --> 01:14:23,583
Because I'm not suing him
for cheating on his final exam.

1570
01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:26,753
-That's not what friends do.
-Well, you just told us he was cheating.

1571
01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:28,713
Oops.

1572
01:14:31,132 --> 01:14:33,093
You told your lawyers
I was torturing animals?

1573
01:14:33,176 --> 01:14:34,803
No, he didn't tell us about it at all.

1574
01:14:34,886 --> 01:14:37,639
Our litigators are capable
of finding a Crimson article.

1575
01:14:37,722 --> 01:14:40,433
In fact, when we raised the subject
with him, he defended you.

1576
01:14:42,894 --> 01:14:43,937
Oops.

1577
01:14:44,354 --> 01:14:46,356
993. We are so close.

1578
01:14:47,023 --> 01:14:50,527
Yeah, that reminds me,
we're gonna need more money, Wardo.

1579
01:14:50,610 --> 01:14:52,237
Yeah, no, I agree.
More servers, more help.

1580
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:55,365
I'm interviewing two interns to come to
Palo Alto. We're gonna have to pay them.

1581
01:14:55,448 --> 01:14:57,367
-Sorry, what?
-I already found a house for rent

1582
01:14:57,450 --> 01:14:59,285
on a street
two blocks from the Stanford campus.

1583
01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:00,704
It is perfect and it's got a pool.

1584
01:15:00,787 --> 01:15:02,914
When did you decide to go to California
for the summer?

1585
01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:04,040
When did I actually decide?

1586
01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:07,127
Was it somewhere in the middle
of the Sean Parker Variety Hour?

1587
01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:09,921
He was right,
California's the place we've gotta be.

1588
01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:11,423
What, you're Jed Clampett?

1589
01:15:11,506 --> 01:15:13,842
I didn't know you guys
got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil.

1590
01:15:13,925 --> 01:15:15,677
Yeah, got the show in Brazil,
it was genius.

1591
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,722
-What is your problem with Sean?
-He doesn't bring anything to the table.

1592
01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:21,099
He doesn't have money.
Dustin's a better programmer.

1593
01:15:21,182 --> 01:15:24,519
-He's got connections to VCs.
-We don't need VCs, we need advertisers.

1594
01:15:24,602 --> 01:15:26,521
-And I have connections to VCs.
-No real players.

1595
01:15:26,604 --> 01:15:29,149
And as somebody who's just really
embarrassed the company--

1596
01:15:29,232 --> 01:15:31,484
-It was the Winklevosses, Mark.
-Hang on.

1597
01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:33,111
Hit "Refresh.”

1598
01:15:33,737 --> 01:15:36,948
150,004.

1599
01:15:37,032 --> 01:15:39,200
150,000 members, Wardo.

1600
01:15:39,284 --> 01:15:41,661
-Congratulations, dude.
-Congratulations.

1601
01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:45,707
You don't think it was strange that
he was followed by private detectives?

1602
01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:46,916
Who came up with nothing.

1603
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,377
Enough to get him out of the company.
The drugs, the girls.

1604
01:15:49,461 --> 01:15:51,629
-We don't know that that's true.
-You can read about it.

1605
01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:53,214
I can read about you torturing birds.

1606
01:15:53,298 --> 01:15:56,926
Okay, don't fish eat other fish?
The marlins and the trout?

1607
01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:00,513
What's he talking about?

1608
01:16:00,597 --> 01:16:03,266
I'm interviewing interns at 10:00
tomorrow night in the CS lab.

1609
01:16:03,349 --> 01:16:04,559
Get on board with this, man.

1610
01:16:04,642 --> 01:16:07,103
You know, I don't really know
what else to say.

1611
01:16:12,150 --> 01:16:13,651
[bell ringing]

1612
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:15,361
[crowd cheering]

1613
01:16:30,502 --> 01:16:32,879
You can do one more! One more!

1614
01:16:32,962 --> 01:16:35,381
[bell ringing]

1615
01:16:37,592 --> 01:16:38,635
Wardo!

1616
01:16:38,718 --> 01:16:40,011
Yo! Mark!

1617
01:16:41,930 --> 01:16:42,972
What's going on?

1618
01:16:43,056 --> 01:16:45,517
They have ten minutes to get root access
to a Python web server,

1619
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,768
expose its SSL encryption,

1620
01:16:46,851 --> 01:16:48,728
and intercept all traffic
over its secure port.

1621
01:16:48,812 --> 01:16:49,646
They're hacking.

1622
01:16:49,729 --> 01:16:51,815
All behind a Pix Firewall Emulator.
Here's the beauty--

1623
01:16:51,898 --> 01:16:53,900
You know I didn't understand
anything you just said.

1624
01:16:53,983 --> 01:16:55,068
-I do.
-So what's the beauty?

1625
01:16:55,151 --> 01:16:57,403
Every 10th line of code written,
they have to drink a shot.

1626
01:16:57,487 --> 01:16:59,989
Hacking's stealth, so every time
the server detects an intrusion,

1627
01:17:00,073 --> 01:17:01,825
the candidate responsible
has to drink a shot.

1628
01:17:01,908 --> 01:17:03,952
I also have a program running
that has a pop-up window

1629
01:17:04,035 --> 01:17:05,703
appear simultaneously
on all five computers.

1630
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,956
The last candidate to hit the window
has to drink a shot.

1631
01:17:08,039 --> 01:17:09,958
Plus, every three minutes,
they all drink a shot.

1632
01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:12,502
-Three minutes!
-Drink one now!

1633
01:17:12,585 --> 01:17:16,214
Can I ask, what part of the intern's job
will they need to be able to do drunk?

1634
01:17:16,297 --> 01:17:17,340
You're right.

1635
01:17:17,423 --> 01:17:20,718
A more relevant test might be seeing if
they can keep a chicken alive for a week.

1636
01:17:22,512 --> 01:17:24,514
-That was mean.
-Here.

1637
01:17:24,597 --> 01:17:25,640
What is this?

1638
01:17:25,723 --> 01:17:28,810
I opened a new account
and put $18,000 in it.

1639
01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:32,063
Will that get you through the summer?

1640
01:17:32,147 --> 01:17:33,189
-Here!
-Mark?

1641
01:17:33,273 --> 01:17:34,774
Right here!

1642
01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:41,322
Welcome to Facebook.

1643
01:17:43,575 --> 01:17:45,493
[upbeat music playing]

1644
01:17:51,124 --> 01:17:52,876
-$18,0007
-Yes.

1645
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:55,295
In addition to the $1,000
you'd already put up.

1646
01:17:55,378 --> 01:17:57,964
-Yes.
-A total of $19,000 now.

1647
01:17:58,047 --> 01:17:59,257
-Yes.
-[Mark] Hang on.

1648
01:18:01,467 --> 01:18:02,927
I'm just checking your math on that.

1649
01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:05,805
Yes, I got the same thing.

1650
01:18:05,889 --> 01:18:06,931
[Gretchen] May I continue?

1651
01:18:07,599 --> 01:18:10,727
After expressing misgivings
about Mr. Zuckerberg taking the company

1652
01:18:10,810 --> 01:18:12,645
and moving it
to California for the summer,

1653
01:18:12,729 --> 01:18:15,732
why did you put $18,000
in an account for his use?

1654
01:18:15,815 --> 01:18:19,569
I figured we were partners.
I wanted to be a team player.

1655
01:18:19,652 --> 01:18:22,739
I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns
could work on the site

1656
01:18:22,822 --> 01:18:25,283
while I was generating
advertiser interest in New York.

1657
01:18:25,366 --> 01:18:30,413
But mostly I figured, how much could
possibly go wrong in three months?

1658
01:18:31,706 --> 01:18:34,000
-Go, go, go, go, go.
-[shrieks]

1659
01:18:38,087 --> 01:18:39,714
-I didn't die.
-I know.

1660
01:18:39,797 --> 01:18:41,633
-[Dustin] I made it.
-You did.

1661
01:18:43,051 --> 01:18:44,385
Okay, ready?

1662
01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:46,721
-[Dustin] That was like an 8.
-That was like a 2.

1663
01:18:46,804 --> 01:18:49,182
-[Dustin] It was better than that.
-Yeah.

1664
01:18:49,974 --> 01:18:50,975
[screams]

1665
01:18:57,857 --> 01:18:58,900
I'm okay.

1666
01:18:58,983 --> 01:19:00,443
-You sure?
-Yeah.

1667
01:19:00,526 --> 01:19:02,445
-Yikes.
-[doorbell rings]

1668
01:19:03,321 --> 01:19:05,990
-That's the doorbell.
-I didn't know we had a doorbell.

1669
01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:08,785
-Andrew, get the door!
-No, he's wired in.

1670
01:19:08,868 --> 01:19:10,787
That's gonna cut
into your security deposit.

1671
01:19:10,870 --> 01:19:12,872
[hip-hop music playing]

1672
01:19:12,956 --> 01:19:14,040
-Andrew.
-Not now.

1673
01:19:14,123 --> 01:19:15,291
Good boy.

1674
01:19:19,587 --> 01:19:21,172
-Sean?
-Mark?

1675
01:19:21,256 --> 01:19:23,132
-Do you live here?
-Yeah.

1676
01:19:23,216 --> 01:19:24,259
Do you?

1677
01:19:24,342 --> 01:19:26,010
We were across the street,
saw the chimney--

1678
01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:28,513
-Is anybody hurt?
-No. You live across the street?

1679
01:19:30,014 --> 01:19:31,182
I'm Sharon.

1680
01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:33,601
This is my... Sharon.
She lives across the street.

1681
01:19:33,685 --> 01:19:35,603
I was helping her move out,
we saw the chimney...

1682
01:19:35,687 --> 01:19:36,980
We had a zip line to the pool.

1683
01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:40,400
You came to California.

1684
01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:41,859
Yeah.

1685
01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:43,861
You made the right choice.

1686
01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:50,994
Here you go.

1687
01:19:55,748 --> 01:19:56,708
Sharon?

1688
01:19:59,168 --> 01:20:00,003
I'm so sorry.

1689
01:20:00,086 --> 01:20:01,754
-No problem.
-I didn't know you were gonna--

1690
01:20:01,838 --> 01:20:03,506
-Here you go.
-No, no, no. Wait!

1691
01:20:04,882 --> 01:20:08,928
This house and this team are great.
It's exactly what it should be.

1692
01:20:09,846 --> 01:20:12,265
-I'm Sean Parker.
-Oh, he's wired in.

1693
01:20:12,849 --> 01:20:14,517
That's what I'm talking about.

1694
01:20:16,102 --> 01:20:17,228
Where's Eduardo?

1695
01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:19,772
He got an internship in New York.

1696
01:20:20,481 --> 01:20:21,774
Eduardo didn't come out?

1697
01:20:31,659 --> 01:20:33,119
[techno music playing]

1698
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:45,214
I was crashing there for a little bit
while I'm taking care of some things,

1699
01:20:45,298 --> 01:20:48,718
but she's done for the summer
so she's back at her parents' place.

1700
01:20:48,801 --> 01:20:52,263
-The homeless rock star of Palo Alto.
-All right.

1701
01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:54,891
What's your plan for the summer?

1702
01:20:55,975 --> 01:20:57,185
Mark?

1703
01:20:57,810 --> 01:20:59,979
I'm sorry.
I was looking at the architecture.

1704
01:21:01,314 --> 01:21:02,648
I asked what your plan for the...

1705
01:21:02,732 --> 01:21:04,359
A hundred schools
by the end of the summer.

1706
01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:06,110
-We're gonna go to the restroom.
-Okay.

1707
01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:07,612
Yeah, I'll go with you.

1708
01:21:11,866 --> 01:21:13,326
Your date looks so familiar to me.

1709
01:21:13,409 --> 01:21:14,952
She looks familiar to a lot of people.

1710
01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:16,162
What do you mean?

1711
01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:21,751
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond
wants to buy his wife some lingerie,

1712
01:21:21,834 --> 01:21:24,629
but he's too embarrassed
to shop for it in a department store.

1713
01:21:24,712 --> 01:21:26,589
He comes up with an idea
for a high-end place

1714
01:21:26,672 --> 01:21:28,966
that doesn't make you feel like a pervert.

1715
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:33,096
He gets a $40,000 bank loan,
borrows another 40,000 from his in-laws,

1716
01:21:33,179 --> 01:21:36,182
opens a store
and calls it Victoria's Secret.

1717
01:21:36,265 --> 01:21:38,851
Makes a half million dollars
his first year.

1718
01:21:38,935 --> 01:21:42,855
Starts a catalog, opens three more stores,
and after five years, he sells the company

1719
01:21:42,939 --> 01:21:46,275
to Leslie Wexner and The Limited
for $4 million.

1720
01:21:46,359 --> 01:21:47,485
Happy ending, right?

1721
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:52,323
Except two years later,
the company's worth $500 million,

1722
01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:55,701
and Roy Raymond jumps off
the Golden Gate Bridge.

1723
01:21:57,912 --> 01:22:01,624
Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife
a pair of thigh-highs, you know?

1724
01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:04,210
Was that a parable?

1725
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:09,298
My date's a Victoria's Secret model.
That's why she looks familiar to you.

1726
01:22:09,382 --> 01:22:10,925
-God.
-Don't be impressed by all this.

1727
01:22:11,008 --> 01:22:12,135
I read your blog.

1728
01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:14,303
You know, no, that was for web cretins.

1729
01:22:14,387 --> 01:22:15,972
You know why I started Napster?

1730
01:22:17,223 --> 01:22:22,019
The girl I loved in high school was with
the captain of the varsity lacrosse team,

1731
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:24,147
and I wanted to take her from him.

1732
01:22:24,230 --> 01:22:26,107
So I decided to come up with
the next big thing.

1733
01:22:26,190 --> 01:22:29,152
-I didn't know that.
-Napster wasn't a failure.

1734
01:22:29,235 --> 01:22:32,613
I changed the music industry
for better and for always.

1735
01:22:32,697 --> 01:22:36,993
It may not have been good business,
but it pissed a lot of people off.

1736
01:22:37,076 --> 01:22:39,537
And isn't that what your Facemash
was about?

1737
01:22:39,620 --> 01:22:42,039
They're scared of me, pal,
and they're gonna be scared of you.

1738
01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:44,167
What the VCs want is to say,

1739
01:22:44,250 --> 01:22:47,044
"Good idea, kid,
the grown-ups will take it from here."

1740
01:22:47,128 --> 01:22:50,173
But not this time. This is our time.

1741
01:22:50,256 --> 01:22:53,718
This time, you're gonna hand them
a business card that says,

1742
01:22:53,801 --> 01:22:55,761
"I'm CEO, bitch."

1743
01:22:56,721 --> 01:22:58,181
That's what I want for you.

1744
01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:00,850
So where the hell is Eduardo?

1745
01:23:02,101 --> 01:23:04,520
-He's in New York.
-Sucking up to ad execs.

1746
01:23:04,604 --> 01:23:06,397
-He's got an...
-An internship.

1747
01:23:07,773 --> 01:23:11,360
The company's here.
A billion-dollar company's here.

1748
01:23:12,653 --> 01:23:14,238
-Do you live and breathe Facebook?
-Yes.

1749
01:23:14,322 --> 01:23:15,448
I know you do.

1750
01:23:15,531 --> 01:23:18,618
Wardo wants to be a businessman.
For all I know he's gonna be a good one,

1751
01:23:18,701 --> 01:23:21,370
but he shouldn't be in New York
kissing Madison Avenue's ass.

1752
01:23:23,414 --> 01:23:26,876
This is a once-in-a-generation,
"holy shit" idea.

1753
01:23:27,001 --> 01:23:31,005
And the water under
the Golden Gate is freezing cold.

1754
01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:36,469
Look at my face and tell me
I don't know what I'm talking about.

1755
01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:39,722
Do you ever think about that girl?

1756
01:23:39,805 --> 01:23:40,848
What girl?

1757
01:23:40,932 --> 01:23:44,393
The girl from high school
with the lacrosse thing.

1758
01:23:45,645 --> 01:23:46,646
No.

1759
01:23:46,729 --> 01:23:50,233
If you guys are gonna talk
about bandwidth, we need shots.

1760
01:23:50,316 --> 01:23:51,943
A hundred schools
by the end of the summer?

1761
01:23:52,026 --> 01:23:53,027
Yeah.

1762
01:23:53,110 --> 01:23:54,612
Tell you what. Gesture of good faith.

1763
01:23:54,695 --> 01:23:58,991
While you're getting into 100 schools,
I'll put you on two continents.

1764
01:24:00,159 --> 01:24:01,244
Two...

1765
01:24:05,706 --> 01:24:07,166
If you don't have a place to crash,

1766
01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,460
I think you should definitely
come and live with us.

1767
01:24:10,503 --> 01:24:12,421
Let's line up some shots.

1768
01:24:12,505 --> 01:24:14,632
-Excuse me!
-Yes, sir.

1769
01:24:14,715 --> 01:24:17,843
You can take this away
and bring back the 1942.

1770
01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:19,887
Absolutely, Mr. Parker.

1771
01:24:36,028 --> 01:24:39,031
[man] Attention... Go!

1772
01:24:55,881 --> 01:25:00,386
[announcer] At the barrier, Hollandia is
leading Harvard University by one length.

1773
01:25:10,146 --> 01:25:11,397
Approaching the grandstands,

1774
01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:14,609
Hollandia maintains a lead
of three-quarters of a length.

1775
01:25:27,830 --> 01:25:28,956
Come on!

1776
01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,080
Whatever.

1777
01:26:14,543 --> 01:26:16,003
-[man] Mr. Winklevoss.
-[Tyler] Tyler.

1778
01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:17,755
-[man] Tremendous race.
-[Tyler] Thank you.

1779
01:26:17,838 --> 01:26:20,091
-And this is my brother, Cameron.
-Excellent.

1780
01:26:20,174 --> 01:26:21,217
Sir?

1781
01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:23,052
His Royal Highness Prince Albert.

1782
01:26:23,135 --> 01:26:25,137
Your Highness, this is
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss.

1783
01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:28,349
Of course. Brilliant race.
I've never seen a race that close.

1784
01:26:28,432 --> 01:26:29,433
Yes, Your Highness.

1785
01:26:29,517 --> 01:26:32,561
My grandfather, Jack Kelly,
was one of the premier rowers of his day.

1786
01:26:32,645 --> 01:26:36,065
I've been coming to Henley for 30 years
and I'd never seen a race that close.

1787
01:26:36,148 --> 01:26:38,109
Have you? Have you seen a race that close?

1788
01:26:38,192 --> 01:26:39,151
No, Your Highness.

1789
01:26:39,235 --> 01:26:41,821
Mile-and-a-half races are more
commonly won by a boat length or two.

1790
01:26:41,904 --> 01:26:44,532
Yes, that's absolutely right.
Brutally close.

1791
01:26:44,615 --> 01:26:45,908
May I introduce my teammates?

1792
01:26:45,991 --> 01:26:47,785
I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us.

1793
01:26:47,868 --> 01:26:49,412
On to the Dutch.

1794
01:26:52,998 --> 01:26:54,834
Sorry you flew all the way out here
to see that.

1795
01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:56,961
Wouldn't have missed it, brother.
How was the royalty?

1796
01:26:57,044 --> 01:26:59,797
I just wanted him to tell me a couple
more times how close the race was.

1797
01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:03,092
Just brutal, brutally close.
Brutally excruciating. Jesus.

1798
01:27:03,175 --> 01:27:05,010
Guy's prince of a country
the size of Nantucket.

1799
01:27:05,094 --> 01:27:06,095
Relax, it's fine.

1800
01:27:06,178 --> 01:27:07,304
-Boys. Divya.
-Dad.

1801
01:27:07,388 --> 01:27:09,432
-Mr. Winklevoss.
-That was a tough beat.

1802
01:27:09,515 --> 01:27:11,600
I'm sorry you and Mom
had to fly out here to see that.

1803
01:27:11,684 --> 01:27:13,978
No, don't ever apologize to me
for losing a race like that.

1804
01:27:14,061 --> 01:27:16,439
Don't ever apologize to anyone
for losing a race like that.

1805
01:27:16,522 --> 01:27:18,566
-[man] Boys.
-Mr. Kenwright.

1806
01:27:19,150 --> 01:27:21,819
Dad, this is Mr. Kenwright,
head of the host family for this week.

1807
01:27:21,902 --> 01:27:23,654
-Pleasure to meet you.
-Good to meet you.

1808
01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:25,740
I've just had a phone chat
with my daughter.

1809
01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:28,826
She told me she and her friends
are already talking about the race,

1810
01:27:28,909 --> 01:27:30,619
which they've just seen
via their computers.

1811
01:27:30,703 --> 01:27:34,373
A new website called Facebook.
Do you have this in America?

1812
01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:37,418
I'm gonna find your mother.

1813
01:27:39,628 --> 01:27:40,713
Have I said something wrong?

1814
01:27:40,796 --> 01:27:42,673
Your daughter doesn't go
to school in the States?

1815
01:27:42,757 --> 01:27:44,008
No, no. Cambridge.

1816
01:27:44,091 --> 01:27:46,844
Majoring in French literature.
I wasn't aware there was such a thing.

1817
01:27:46,927 --> 01:27:48,345
And they have Facebook at Cambridge?

1818
01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:50,181
And Oxford and
the London School of Economics.

1819
01:27:50,264 --> 01:27:51,390
That's where her friends are.

1820
01:27:52,141 --> 01:27:53,350
That's awesome.

1821
01:27:53,851 --> 01:27:57,396
Good race, boys.
Take the bitter with the better, eh?

1822
01:27:59,732 --> 01:28:01,025
I'm gonna go watch the race film.

1823
01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:06,781
If this is online, I wanna see it.

1824
01:28:06,864 --> 01:28:08,199
[Tyler] Stop it.

1825
01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:09,909
Stop it, Cam.

1826
01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:11,827
Knock it off.

1827
01:28:12,828 --> 01:28:15,372
I don't mind that we lost
to the Dutch today by less than a second.

1828
01:28:15,456 --> 01:28:17,541
That was a good race,
and that was a fair race.

1829
01:28:17,625 --> 01:28:19,126
And they'll see us again.

1830
01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:21,337
What I mind, and what you should mind,

1831
01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:24,924
is showing up on Monday
for a race that was run on Sunday.

1832
01:28:25,007 --> 01:28:27,384
We tried talking to him ourselves,
we tried writing a letter,

1833
01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:30,721
we tried the Ad Board, we tried talking
to the president of the university.

1834
01:28:30,805 --> 01:28:33,349
Now, I am asking you for the last time,

1835
01:28:33,432 --> 01:28:38,646
let's take the considerable resources at
our disposal and sue him in federal court.

1836
01:28:39,188 --> 01:28:40,314
Come on.

1837
01:28:41,732 --> 01:28:43,108
I need a real drink.

1838
01:28:50,449 --> 01:28:51,450
Screw it.

1839
01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:54,829
Let's gut the fucking nerd.

1840
01:28:57,998 --> 01:28:59,291
That's what I'm talking about!

1841
01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:01,335
[girl]] No, no, ho, no, no.

1842
01:29:01,418 --> 01:29:03,712
But check it out, I saw him today.

1843
01:29:03,796 --> 01:29:06,215
Manningham, Mitchell Manningham,
my Case Equity guy.

1844
01:29:06,298 --> 01:29:07,383
Hang on.

1845
01:29:07,466 --> 01:29:09,134
Are you guys using Spikes
or Ghost Missiles?

1846
01:29:09,218 --> 01:29:11,095
We don't know,
we're just shooting at each other.

1847
01:29:11,178 --> 01:29:12,388
Use Sweet Kamikazes.

1848
01:29:12,471 --> 01:29:14,515
[girl] Like we know what that is.

1849
01:29:15,140 --> 01:29:18,894
I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera
and he saw me, too.

1850
01:29:18,978 --> 01:29:20,271
I know he did.

1851
01:29:23,107 --> 01:29:26,026
Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline.

1852
01:29:26,110 --> 01:29:28,112
-Bong hit.
-[knocking on door]

1853
01:29:28,195 --> 01:29:29,572
Does anybody hear that banging?

1854
01:29:29,655 --> 01:29:31,657
You don't hear anything.
You're writing code.

1855
01:29:31,740 --> 01:29:34,243
-[knocking continues]
-Dude, somebody's at the door.

1856
01:29:34,326 --> 01:29:38,873
It's not a dish best served cold. It's
best served immediately and relentlessly.

1857
01:29:42,626 --> 01:29:44,420
I'm gonna call you back.

1858
01:29:46,463 --> 01:29:48,966
-What's up?
-What's up?

1859
01:29:50,676 --> 01:29:53,012
Mark was supposed to pick me up
at the airport an hour ago.

1860
01:29:53,095 --> 01:29:54,471
I've been calling his cell.

1861
01:29:54,555 --> 01:29:58,183
He was on a 36-hour coding tear,
so he took a nap for a couple of hours.

1862
01:29:58,267 --> 01:30:00,603
[coughing]

1863
01:30:02,271 --> 01:30:03,772
[giggling]

1864
01:30:04,940 --> 01:30:06,066
What happened here?

1865
01:30:06,150 --> 01:30:09,653
Not happened. Happening.
The next big thing.

1866
01:30:09,737 --> 01:30:11,989
-Wardo.
-Hey, man.

1867
01:30:12,072 --> 01:30:14,199
-Back to work.
-Okay.

1868
01:30:14,283 --> 01:30:17,077
The more bad I get at this,
the more wasted I get.

1869
01:30:17,161 --> 01:30:18,579
I mean the more wasted that I get...

1870
01:30:19,038 --> 01:30:20,372
We understand.

1871
01:30:22,791 --> 01:30:23,876
How old are they, Sean?

1872
01:30:24,543 --> 01:30:25,836
It's not polite to ask.

1873
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:27,046
Sean, how old are they?

1874
01:30:28,380 --> 01:30:29,715
You think you know me, right?

1875
01:30:29,798 --> 01:30:31,050
I've read enough.

1876
01:30:31,133 --> 01:30:33,469
[Sean]
You know how much I've read about you?

1877
01:30:33,552 --> 01:30:35,596
[whispers] Nothing.

1878
01:30:39,224 --> 01:30:40,976
-Wardo.
-Hey, man.

1879
01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:43,979
-I waited an hour for you at the airport.
-What time is it?

1880
01:30:44,063 --> 01:30:47,358
It's midnight. Or 3:00 a.m. In New York,
where I just came from.

1881
01:30:47,441 --> 01:30:51,153
You gotta see some of the new stuff
we got. Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall.

1882
01:30:51,236 --> 01:30:52,446
I'm just calling it the Wall.

1883
01:30:52,529 --> 01:30:54,990
Forget the Wall, tell him about
the meeting I've got set up.

1884
01:30:55,074 --> 01:30:56,659
You know Peter Thiel?

1885
01:30:56,742 --> 01:30:58,494
-Nope.
-No reason you should.

1886
01:30:58,577 --> 01:31:01,413
He just runs a $2-billion hedge fund
called Clarium Capital.

1887
01:31:02,915 --> 01:31:05,834
-Why's he setting up meetings?
-Thiel might make an angel investment.

1888
01:31:05,918 --> 01:31:08,963
I don't care if he's an actual angel.
Why is he setting up business meetings?

1889
01:31:09,046 --> 01:31:11,799
-You've had a long flight.
-I had a long wait on the tarmac at JFK,

1890
01:31:11,882 --> 01:31:14,134
then a long wait at
the passenger loading zone at SFO,

1891
01:31:14,218 --> 01:31:15,928
and in between there was a long flight.

1892
01:31:16,011 --> 01:31:17,763
I'm the business end of this company.

1893
01:31:18,514 --> 01:31:20,933
And he is a houseguest
living here rent free

1894
01:31:21,016 --> 01:31:23,978
on a very generous grant
from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation.

1895
01:31:24,061 --> 01:31:27,398
I heard about your big-ticket ad buys.
Gary's Tuxedos.

1896
01:31:27,481 --> 01:31:29,108
-Hey, man...
-Harvard Bartending Course.

1897
01:31:29,191 --> 01:31:32,444
You're just a small step away from
bagging Snookies Cookies, I can feel it.

1898
01:31:41,537 --> 01:31:43,872
-You wanna talk to me alone for a minute?
-Sure.

1899
01:31:48,085 --> 01:31:49,503
Uh, Bong hit.

1900
01:31:49,586 --> 01:31:51,922
-[girl] I'm so high.
-[Sean] No, you're not.

1901
01:31:52,464 --> 01:31:54,216
[Mark] So how's it going?

1902
01:31:54,550 --> 01:31:56,802
How's the internship? How's Christy?

1903
01:31:58,220 --> 01:32:00,556
-How's the internship?
-Yeah.

1904
01:32:02,099 --> 01:32:04,059
Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship.

1905
01:32:04,143 --> 01:32:07,062
We talked about this on the phone.
I quit on my first day.

1906
01:32:08,272 --> 01:32:10,649
I do remember you saying that.

1907
01:32:10,733 --> 01:32:12,276
So how is Christy?

1908
01:32:12,985 --> 01:32:14,570
Christy's crazy.

1909
01:32:14,653 --> 01:32:16,655
-Is that fun?
-No.

1910
01:32:16,739 --> 01:32:18,115
I mean, she's actually psychotic.

1911
01:32:18,198 --> 01:32:22,953
She's insanely jealous, she's irrational,
and I'm frightened of her.

1912
01:32:23,037 --> 01:32:24,872
Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.

1913
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:32,421
I do not want that guy representing
himself as part of this company.

1914
01:32:32,504 --> 01:32:35,007
You gotta move out here, Wardo,
this is where it's all happening.

1915
01:32:35,090 --> 01:32:37,009
-Hear what I said?
-The connections, the energy...

1916
01:32:37,092 --> 01:32:38,010
Mark, you got...

1917
01:32:38,093 --> 01:32:40,721
I'm afraid if you don't come out here,
you're gonna get left behind.

1918
01:32:40,804 --> 01:32:43,098
I want... I need you out here.

1919
01:32:43,182 --> 01:32:45,434
-Please don't tell him I said that.
-What did you just say?

1920
01:32:45,517 --> 01:32:47,603
It's moving faster than any of us
imagined it would.

1921
01:32:47,686 --> 01:32:49,146
-It's moving fast.
-What did you mean?

1922
01:32:49,229 --> 01:32:51,398
-Sean thinks we have--
-Sean is not part of this company.

1923
01:32:51,482 --> 01:32:54,526
We have over 300,000 members and we're
in 160 schools, including five in Europe.

1924
01:32:54,610 --> 01:32:56,111
I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO!

1925
01:32:56,195 --> 01:32:59,281
We need more servers than I ever expected.
We need more programmers, more money.

1926
01:32:59,364 --> 01:33:01,909
And he set up the Thiel meeting.
He set up meetings all over town.

1927
01:33:01,992 --> 01:33:03,202
-He set up other meetings?
-Yes.

1928
01:33:03,285 --> 01:33:05,537
-Without me knowing anything about it.
-You're in New York.

1929
01:33:05,621 --> 01:33:09,083
I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours
a day, trying to find advertisers!

1930
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:10,793
And how's it going so far?

1931
01:33:15,297 --> 01:33:17,883
What did you mean, "get left behind"?

1932
01:33:22,513 --> 01:33:23,889
-Hi.
-Can I help you?

1933
01:33:23,972 --> 01:33:25,474
I'd like to freeze this bank account

1934
01:33:25,557 --> 01:33:29,061
and cancel all existing checks
and lines of credit.

1935
01:33:30,354 --> 01:33:33,232
-May I see some ID, please?
-Yeah, sure, sorry.

1936
01:33:40,364 --> 01:33:41,573
Sean, he'll be right with you.

1937
01:33:41,657 --> 01:33:42,825
No problem.

1938
01:33:44,910 --> 01:33:47,162
You know this is where
they filmed Towering Inferno?

1939
01:33:47,246 --> 01:33:48,789
That's comforting.

1940
01:33:50,457 --> 01:33:52,042
Hey, guys. Come on back.

1941
01:33:53,669 --> 01:33:55,921
-She offer you some waters?
-Oh, yeah. We're cool.

1942
01:33:57,506 --> 01:33:58,757
Sean, how are you? Come on in.

1943
01:33:58,841 --> 01:34:00,509
-You must be Mark.
-Hi.

1944
01:34:02,553 --> 01:34:05,889
We took a look at everything,
and congratulations.

1945
01:34:05,973 --> 01:34:09,852
We're gonna start you off
with a $500,000 investment.

1946
01:34:09,935 --> 01:34:13,647
Maurice is gonna talk to you
about some corporate restructuring.

1947
01:34:13,730 --> 01:34:15,774
We'll file as a corporation in Delaware

1948
01:34:15,858 --> 01:34:18,777
and come up with a stock structure
that allows for new investors.

1949
01:34:18,861 --> 01:34:21,280
Now, let me ask you something.

1950
01:34:21,363 --> 01:34:23,282
Who's Eduardo Saverin?

1951
01:34:33,959 --> 01:34:35,002
[door unlocking]

1952
01:34:43,677 --> 01:34:44,845
Jesus Christ.

1953
01:34:48,473 --> 01:34:49,558
When did you get back?

1954
01:34:49,641 --> 01:34:51,059
You scared me. I need you to knock.

1955
01:34:51,143 --> 01:34:53,020
When did you get back?

1956
01:34:54,146 --> 01:34:55,856
I got back this afternoon.

1957
01:34:55,939 --> 01:34:57,399
And when were you gonna call me?

1958
01:34:57,482 --> 01:35:00,152
Chris, it was kind of a rough trip
and I was tired...

1959
01:35:00,235 --> 01:35:04,156
Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts.
Did you know I sent 47 texts?

1960
01:35:04,239 --> 01:35:08,035
I did, and I thought that was
incredibly normal behavior.

1961
01:35:08,118 --> 01:35:09,536
Are you mocking me?

1962
01:35:09,620 --> 01:35:11,163
I brought you a present.

1963
01:35:12,998 --> 01:35:15,876
Why does your Status say "single"
on your Facebook page?

1964
01:35:15,959 --> 01:35:17,002
What?

1965
01:35:17,085 --> 01:35:21,006
Why does your Relationship Status
say "single" on your Facebook page?

1966
01:35:21,089 --> 01:35:22,758
Well, I was single when I set up the page.

1967
01:35:22,841 --> 01:35:24,927
And you just never bothered to change it?

1968
01:35:25,010 --> 01:35:27,763
-What?
-I don't know how.

1969
01:35:27,846 --> 01:35:29,723
Do I look stupid to you?

1970
01:35:29,806 --> 01:35:31,099
No, calm down.

1971
01:35:31,183 --> 01:35:33,310
You're asking me to believe
that the CFO of Facebook

1972
01:35:33,393 --> 01:35:35,812
doesn't know how to change
his Relationship Status on Facebook?

1973
01:35:35,896 --> 01:35:39,233
It's embarrassing so you should take it
as a sign of trust I would tell you that.

1974
01:35:39,316 --> 01:35:40,567
-Go to hell.
-Take it easy.

1975
01:35:40,651 --> 01:35:43,403
No, you didn't change it so you could
screw those Silicon Valley sluts

1976
01:35:43,487 --> 01:35:44,947
every time you go out to see Mark.

1977
01:35:45,030 --> 01:35:48,075
Not even remotely true, and I can
promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts

1978
01:35:48,158 --> 01:35:51,078
don't care what anyone's
Relationship Status is on Facebook.

1979
01:35:51,161 --> 01:35:52,579
Please, open your present.

1980
01:35:52,663 --> 01:35:54,581
-[phone ringing]
-Your phone does work.

1981
01:35:55,499 --> 01:35:56,625
It's Mark.

1982
01:35:56,708 --> 01:35:58,877
Okay, this is gonna be tricky.

1983
01:35:58,961 --> 01:36:01,463
Open your present. It's a silk scarf.

1984
01:36:01,546 --> 01:36:04,925
-Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?
-This'll be your first.

1985
01:36:05,842 --> 01:36:06,760
Yeah.

1986
01:36:06,843 --> 01:36:08,095
-You froze our account?
-I did.

1987
01:36:08,178 --> 01:36:10,305
-You froze the account.
-I had to get your attention.

1988
01:36:10,389 --> 01:36:12,182
You realize you jeopardized
the entire company?

1989
01:36:12,266 --> 01:36:14,935
You realize your actions could've
destroyed everything I've worked on?

1990
01:36:15,018 --> 01:36:16,019
We have been working on.

1991
01:36:16,103 --> 01:36:17,646
Without money, the site can't function.

1992
01:36:17,729 --> 01:36:20,274
Let me tell you the difference
between Facebook and everybody else.

1993
01:36:20,357 --> 01:36:21,191
We don't crash ever!

1994
01:36:21,275 --> 01:36:24,903
If the servers are down for even a day,
our entire reputation is destroyed.

1995
01:36:24,987 --> 01:36:26,947
-Look--
-Users are fickle. Friendster proved that.

1996
01:36:27,030 --> 01:36:29,866
Even a few people leaving would
reverberate through the entire user base.

1997
01:36:29,950 --> 01:36:32,244
The users are interconnected.
That is the whole point.

1998
01:36:32,327 --> 01:36:34,454
College kids are online
because their friends are online

1999
01:36:34,538 --> 01:36:36,331
and if one domino goes,
the other dominos go.

2000
01:36:36,415 --> 01:36:39,209
Don't you get that? I am not going back to
the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!

2001
01:36:41,211 --> 01:36:42,879
Holy shit.

2002
01:36:45,590 --> 01:36:46,800
What is wrong with you?

2003
01:36:46,883 --> 01:36:48,343
Did you like being nobody?

2004
01:36:48,427 --> 01:36:50,220
You like being a joke?
Wanna go back to that?

2005
01:36:50,304 --> 01:36:51,722
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

2006
01:36:51,805 --> 01:36:53,598
That was the act of a child,
not a businessman,

2007
01:36:53,682 --> 01:36:55,017
certainly not the act of a friend.

2008
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:57,311
Know how embarrassing it was
to try to cash a check today?

2009
01:36:57,394 --> 01:36:58,645
I'm not going back to that life.

2010
01:36:58,729 --> 01:37:01,148
-Maybe you were frustrated.
-Yeah!

2011
01:37:01,231 --> 01:37:03,108
-Maybe you were angry.
-I was!

2012
01:37:03,817 --> 01:37:06,153
But I am willing
to let bygones be bygones,

2013
01:37:06,236 --> 01:37:08,530
because, Wardo, I've got some good news.

2014
01:37:08,613 --> 01:37:09,781
I'm sorry.

2015
01:37:09,865 --> 01:37:14,661
I was angry, and maybe it was childish,
but I had to get your attention.

2016
01:37:14,745 --> 01:37:17,581
Wardo, I said I've got some good news.

2017
01:37:17,664 --> 01:37:18,999
What is it?

2018
01:37:19,082 --> 01:37:21,668
Peter Thiel just made an angel investment
of half a million dollars.

2019
01:37:21,752 --> 01:37:23,003
What?

2020
01:37:23,086 --> 01:37:27,049
Half a million dollars.
And he's setting us up in an office.

2021
01:37:27,799 --> 01:37:30,344
They wanna reincorporate the company.
They wanna meet you.

2022
01:37:30,427 --> 01:37:32,095
They need your signature
on some documents,

2023
01:37:32,179 --> 01:37:34,389
SO get your ass
on the first flight back to San Francisco.

2024
01:37:34,473 --> 01:37:36,058
I need my CFO.

2025
01:37:40,979 --> 01:37:42,064
I'm on my way.

2026
01:37:42,147 --> 01:37:43,523
-Wardo?
-Yeah?

2027
01:37:43,607 --> 01:37:45,275
We did it.

2028
01:37:48,528 --> 01:37:49,821
-Wardo?
-[exclaims]

2029
01:37:50,322 --> 01:37:52,366
You're going back there already?

2030
01:37:52,449 --> 01:37:53,575
Yes.

2031
01:37:55,327 --> 01:37:57,579
And also, I'm breaking up with you.

2032
01:38:01,333 --> 01:38:03,126
Somebody stop her!

2033
01:38:05,629 --> 01:38:06,671
[lawyer] Four documents.

2034
01:38:06,755 --> 01:38:08,715
The first two are common stock
purchase agreements,

2035
01:38:08,799 --> 01:38:11,843
allowing you to buy stock
in the newly reincorporated Facebook,

2036
01:38:11,927 --> 01:38:15,347
as opposed to the old shares,
which are now worthless.

2037
01:38:15,430 --> 01:38:16,765
The third is an exchange agreement

2038
01:38:16,848 --> 01:38:19,434
allowing you to exchange
the old shares for new shares,

2039
01:38:19,518 --> 01:38:21,770
and then finally
a voter holding agreement.

2040
01:38:21,853 --> 01:38:23,605
How many shares of stock will I own?

2041
01:38:23,688 --> 01:38:26,858
Ah, 1,328,334.

2042
01:38:26,942 --> 01:38:28,318
Jesus Christ.

2043
01:38:28,402 --> 01:38:31,321
That represents a 34.4% ownership share.

2044
01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:34,157
Why the increase from the original 30%?

2045
01:38:34,241 --> 01:38:37,035
'Cause you may need to dilute it
to award shares to new investors.

2046
01:38:37,702 --> 01:38:39,996
-I love working with business majors.
-I'm telling you.

2047
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:41,665
-Economics.
-Right.

2048
01:38:41,748 --> 01:38:46,086
You should know that Mark has already
taken his percentage from 60 down to 51.

2049
01:38:47,379 --> 01:38:50,590
Well, Mark doesn't care about money
and he needs to be protected.

2050
01:38:52,676 --> 01:38:55,011
Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%.

2051
01:38:55,095 --> 01:38:57,931
Sean Parker, 6.47%.

2052
01:39:00,183 --> 01:39:01,184
I can live with that.

2053
01:39:01,268 --> 01:39:03,145
And Peter Thiel, 7%.

2054
01:39:06,898 --> 01:39:09,443
Would you like to use my pen?

2055
01:39:10,068 --> 01:39:13,321
[Gretchen] Eduardo? Eduardo?

2056
01:39:14,656 --> 01:39:16,032
Can you please repeat the question?

2057
01:39:16,116 --> 01:39:19,411
It was outrageously leading the first
time, now you want to hear it twice?

2058
01:39:19,494 --> 01:39:21,371
Yes. Would you read it back, please?

2059
01:39:21,455 --> 01:39:22,497
Well, go ahead.

2060
01:39:22,581 --> 01:39:24,791
"Counsel: 'And when you signed
these documents,

2061
01:39:24,875 --> 01:39:27,252
'were you aware you were signing
your own death certificate?"

2062
01:39:27,335 --> 01:39:28,336
No.

2063
01:39:32,716 --> 01:39:36,845
It was insanely stupid of me not to have
my own lawyers look over all the...

2064
01:39:36,928 --> 01:39:40,098
In all honesty,
I thought they were my lawyers.

2065
01:39:43,351 --> 01:39:44,895
I was your only friend.

2066
01:39:46,855 --> 01:39:48,482
You had one friend.

2067
01:39:52,777 --> 01:39:54,029
My father won't even look at me.

2068
01:39:54,112 --> 01:39:59,242
Okay, Eduardo, did Mr. Zuckerberg say
anything to you after you signed?

2069
01:39:59,326 --> 01:40:02,370
There was a lot of handshaking,
a lot of congratulations.

2070
01:40:03,538 --> 01:40:05,207
He'd already told me that he wouldn't be

2071
01:40:05,290 --> 01:40:08,126
coming back to school
for at least a semester,

2072
01:40:08,210 --> 01:40:10,462
so we were saying goodbye for a while.

2073
01:40:11,713 --> 01:40:13,006
And then before I left he said...

2074
01:40:13,089 --> 01:40:14,174
But you gotta come back.

2075
01:40:14,257 --> 01:40:16,635
Somewhere around the end of November
or early December.

2076
01:40:16,718 --> 01:40:19,429
Peter wants to throw us an amazing party
when we hit a million members.

2077
01:40:19,513 --> 01:40:21,264
Gonna be out of control.
You gotta come back.

2078
01:40:21,348 --> 01:40:22,516
A million members?

2079
01:40:22,599 --> 01:40:23,767
Yeah.

2080
01:40:24,267 --> 01:40:27,687
Remember the algorithm
on the window at Kirkland?

2081
01:40:28,480 --> 01:40:29,689
Yeah.

2082
01:40:33,109 --> 01:40:34,319
[Eduardo] Yeah, I'll be here.

2083
01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:40,700
-[hip-hop playing on stereo]
-You sure about this?

2084
01:40:40,784 --> 01:40:41,952
You're 20 minutes late.

2085
01:40:42,035 --> 01:40:45,038
You're gonna walk in and say you overslept
and didn't have time to get dressed.

2086
01:40:45,121 --> 01:40:47,374
They're gonna pitch you.
Case Equity is going to pitch you.

2087
01:40:47,457 --> 01:40:50,377
They're gonna beg you to take their money.
You're gonna nod, nod, nod,

2088
01:40:50,460 --> 01:40:53,505
and then you're gonna say,
"Which one of you is Roth?"

2089
01:40:53,588 --> 01:40:55,006
No, not Roth. Manningham.

2090
01:40:55,090 --> 01:40:57,717
"Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?"
And he'll say, "I am."

2091
01:40:57,801 --> 01:41:01,221
And then you say,
"Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you.'"

2092
01:41:01,304 --> 01:41:02,681
Walk out.

2093
01:41:02,764 --> 01:41:03,932
Okay.

2094
01:41:16,778 --> 01:41:18,863
In late November,
I got the e-mail from Mark

2095
01:41:18,947 --> 01:41:20,991
telling me to come out
for the millionth-member party.

2096
01:41:21,074 --> 01:41:22,200
What else did the e-mail say?

2097
01:41:22,284 --> 01:41:24,869
[Eduardo] It said that we had to have
a business meeting.

2098
01:41:25,954 --> 01:41:28,999
That Mark and Sean had played
some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity,

2099
01:41:29,708 --> 01:41:31,334
and that Manningham was so impressed

2100
01:41:31,418 --> 01:41:35,338
that he was now making an investment offer
that was hard to turn down.

2101
01:41:35,422 --> 01:41:39,593
So I went to California,
and I went straight to the new offices.

2102
01:41:39,676 --> 01:41:43,388
I didn't know whether to dress for
the party or for the business meeting,

2103
01:41:43,471 --> 01:41:44,848
so I kind of dressed for both.

2104
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:48,476
-But it didn't matter.
-[Gretchen] Why not?

2105
01:41:48,560 --> 01:41:50,812
[Eduardo] Because I wasn't
called out there for either one.

2106
01:41:50,895 --> 01:41:52,439
What were you called out there for?

2107
01:41:56,318 --> 01:41:58,028
An ambush.

2108
01:41:58,111 --> 01:41:59,863
Mr. Saverin. Hey. Right over here.

2109
01:42:07,078 --> 01:42:09,247
-Hey, man. How are you?
-[lawyer] Good. How are you?

2110
01:42:09,331 --> 01:42:12,042
-Good, good, good, good, good.
-Good to see you.

2111
01:42:12,125 --> 01:42:15,754
At first I thought he was joking.
Giving me more contracts to sign.

2112
01:42:19,966 --> 01:42:21,676
But then I started reading.

2113
01:42:25,138 --> 01:42:26,556
Wait, what is this?

2114
01:42:27,265 --> 01:42:30,560
Well, as you know, we had some
new investors that have come in.

2115
01:42:30,644 --> 01:42:31,561
What is this?

2116
01:42:31,645 --> 01:42:33,647
[inaudible]

2117
01:42:43,990 --> 01:42:45,450
Mr. Saverin.

2118
01:42:48,078 --> 01:42:49,245
Mark!

2119
01:42:50,538 --> 01:42:51,956
-Mark?
-He's wired in.

2120
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,124
-Sorry?
-He's wired in.

2121
01:42:53,208 --> 01:42:54,668
-Is he?
-Yes.

2122
01:42:56,294 --> 01:42:58,421
-How about now? Are you still wired in?
-Call security.

2123
01:42:58,505 --> 01:43:00,840
You issued 24 million new shares of stock!

2124
01:43:01,883 --> 01:43:03,760
You were told that if new investors
came along...

2125
01:43:03,843 --> 01:43:06,930
How much were your shares diluted?
How much were his?

2126
01:43:07,013 --> 01:43:10,183
What was Mr. Zuckerberg's
ownership share diluted down to?

2127
01:43:10,975 --> 01:43:12,185
It wasn't.

2128
01:43:12,268 --> 01:43:15,897
[Gretchen] What was Mr. Moskovitz's
ownership share diluted down to?

2129
01:43:15,980 --> 01:43:17,273
[Eduardo] It wasn't.

2130
01:43:17,357 --> 01:43:20,193
What was Sean Parker's ownership share
diluted down to?

2131
01:43:20,276 --> 01:43:21,444
[Eduardo] It wasn't.

2132
01:43:21,528 --> 01:43:24,197
[Gretchen] What was Peter Thiel's
ownership share diluted down to?

2133
01:43:24,280 --> 01:43:25,365
It wasn't.

2134
01:43:25,448 --> 01:43:28,493
[Gretchen] And what was
your ownership share diluted down to?

2135
01:43:29,452 --> 01:43:32,080
.03%

2136
01:43:39,963 --> 01:43:42,257
-You signed the papers.
-You set me up.

2137
01:43:42,340 --> 01:43:44,884
You're gonna blame me because
the business head of the company

2138
01:43:44,968 --> 01:43:46,761
made a bad business deal
with your own company?

2139
01:43:46,845 --> 01:43:48,346
Gonna be like I'm not part of Facebook.

2140
01:43:48,430 --> 01:43:51,141
Won't be like you're not part of Facebook.
You're not part of Facebook.

2141
01:43:51,224 --> 01:43:53,685
-My name's on the masthead.
-You might wanna check again.

2142
01:43:53,768 --> 01:43:54,936
Because I froze the account?

2143
01:43:55,019 --> 01:43:57,605
You think we'd let you
parade around in your ridiculous suits,

2144
01:43:57,689 --> 01:44:00,775
-pretending you run this company?
-Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's!

2145
01:44:00,859 --> 01:44:05,238
Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you
flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!

2146
01:44:05,321 --> 01:44:06,990
Security's here. You'll be leaving now.

2147
01:44:07,073 --> 01:44:09,993
-I'm not signing those papers.
-We will get the signature.

2148
01:44:10,076 --> 01:44:12,162
Tell me this isn't about me
getting into the Phoenix.

2149
01:44:14,873 --> 01:44:19,085
You... You did it. I knew you did it.
You planted that story about the chicken!

2150
01:44:19,169 --> 01:44:21,254
-I didn't plant that story.
-What's he talking about?

2151
01:44:21,337 --> 01:44:24,340
-You had me accused of animal cruelty.
-Seriously. What the hell's the chicken?

2152
01:44:24,424 --> 01:44:26,134
And I'll bet what you hated the most

2153
01:44:26,217 --> 01:44:29,971
is that they identified me
as a co-founder of Facebook.

2154
01:44:30,054 --> 01:44:32,932
Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole.

2155
01:44:33,016 --> 01:44:38,313
'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%.
I'm coming back for everything.

2156
01:44:44,027 --> 01:44:46,988
-Get him out of here.
-It's okay, I'm going.

2157
01:44:48,948 --> 01:44:50,241
Hang on.

2158
01:44:52,452 --> 01:44:54,037
Almost forgot.

2159
01:44:55,079 --> 01:44:57,373
Here's your $19,000.
I wouldn't cash it, though.

2160
01:44:57,457 --> 01:44:58,958
I drew it on the account you froze.

2161
01:45:04,297 --> 01:45:06,841
[Eduardo]
I like standing next to you, Sean.

2162
01:45:08,092 --> 01:45:09,803
It makes me look so tough.

2163
01:45:23,358 --> 01:45:24,651
Well...

2164
01:45:25,109 --> 01:45:28,029
That's it, that's our show
for tonight, people.

2165
01:45:28,112 --> 01:45:30,323
And look, I wanna see everyone here
geared up for a party.

2166
01:45:30,406 --> 01:45:32,700
We're gonna walk into that club
like it's the Macy's Parade.

2167
01:45:32,784 --> 01:45:35,829
Mackey, put it up on the big screen.
We've gotta almost be there.

2168
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:40,917
-You all right?
-Yeah.

2169
01:45:42,168 --> 01:45:43,670
You were kind of rough on him.

2170
01:45:43,753 --> 01:45:45,338
That's life in the NFL.

2171
01:45:45,922 --> 01:45:47,799
You know you didn't have to be
that rough on him.

2172
01:45:47,882 --> 01:45:49,634
-Listen, I put him...
-Sean!

2173
01:45:51,052 --> 01:45:53,179
You didn't have to be that rough on him.

2174
01:45:53,263 --> 01:45:54,389
He almost killed it.

2175
01:45:57,225 --> 01:45:58,351
I'll send flowers.

2176
01:45:59,811 --> 01:46:04,858
Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together
a party after at Kappa Eta Sigma.

2177
01:46:04,941 --> 01:46:06,192
Ashleigh's a sister.

2178
01:46:06,276 --> 01:46:07,819
-Ashleigh?
-The intern.

2179
01:46:07,902 --> 01:46:11,072
Yeah. I know who she is. Are you guys...

2180
01:46:11,698 --> 01:46:13,366
Ashleigh? Me? No.

2181
01:46:13,449 --> 01:46:14,826
Well, a little bit.

2182
01:46:15,785 --> 01:46:16,786
Why?

2183
01:46:16,870 --> 01:46:18,746
-No. Nothing, I just...
-Excuse me. Mark?

2184
01:46:18,830 --> 01:46:22,000
-We were just talking about you.
-Just that you're doing a really good job.

2185
01:46:22,750 --> 01:46:24,919
Thanks. I appreciate that.

2186
01:46:25,879 --> 01:46:26,963
These came in for you.

2187
01:46:27,088 --> 01:46:28,673
Put them on my desk.

2188
01:46:35,847 --> 01:46:37,223
What's the package?

2189
01:46:38,141 --> 01:46:39,183
Nothing.

2190
01:46:41,603 --> 01:46:43,104
-Mackey.
-Yes, sir.

2191
01:46:43,187 --> 01:46:44,689
Refresh.

2192
01:46:45,356 --> 01:46:46,357
[man] Sweet!

2193
01:46:52,155 --> 01:46:54,240
And you're not a hugger.

2194
01:46:54,324 --> 01:46:55,992
I know.

2195
01:46:58,453 --> 01:46:59,913
One million!

2196
01:47:01,539 --> 01:47:04,334
Who's got champagne? Huh?

2197
01:47:05,501 --> 01:47:07,378
I've got champagne.

2198
01:47:17,138 --> 01:47:19,140
[rock music blaring]

2199
01:47:24,562 --> 01:47:25,897
[whooping]

2200
01:47:27,231 --> 01:47:30,818
The next transformative development,
a picture-sharing application.

2201
01:47:30,902 --> 01:47:33,988
A place where you view pictures
that coincide with your social life.

2202
01:47:34,072 --> 01:47:36,991
It is the true digitalization
of real life.

2203
01:47:37,075 --> 01:47:39,619
-You can use a CD.
-You can do it off of me.

2204
01:47:39,702 --> 01:47:41,412
You don't just go to a party anymore.

2205
01:47:41,496 --> 01:47:45,291
You go to a party with a digital camera,
then your friends relive the party online.

2206
01:47:45,375 --> 01:47:46,709
And tagging. The idea...

2207
01:47:46,793 --> 01:47:50,004
-Would this be easier without the bra?
-It's worth finding out.

2208
01:47:50,088 --> 01:47:51,506
[knocking on door]

2209
01:47:57,762 --> 01:48:00,139
All right, shut the music down!

2210
01:48:00,515 --> 01:48:02,141
The party's over!

2211
01:48:02,225 --> 01:48:04,018
Everybody, go home!

2212
01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:06,980
I've spent hours watching
what people do when they log on.

2213
01:48:07,063 --> 01:48:08,773
How they check
their friends' status updates.

2214
01:48:08,856 --> 01:48:11,359
-That's weird. Why did the music stop?
-Check to see which friends

2215
01:48:11,442 --> 01:48:13,277
changed their profiles,
changed their photos...

2216
01:48:13,361 --> 01:48:14,946
Seriously, what happened to the music?

2217
01:48:15,029 --> 01:48:16,990
We lived on farms
and then we lived in cities,

2218
01:48:17,073 --> 01:48:19,033
and now we're going
to live on the Internet!

2219
01:48:19,117 --> 01:48:22,787
Sean, stop.
I think something's going on downstairs.

2220
01:48:22,870 --> 01:48:24,872
[muffled shouting]

2221
01:48:31,838 --> 01:48:34,632
[officer] Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?

2222
01:48:34,716 --> 01:48:38,219
It's time for you to go home.
The party is over.

2223
01:48:38,302 --> 01:48:40,430
Then it's all good.

2224
01:48:41,889 --> 01:48:42,974
-[Sean] It's the cops.
-What?

2225
01:48:43,057 --> 01:48:44,100
Shit! Shit.

2226
01:48:44,183 --> 01:48:47,937
-Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
-Okay, it's okay. Be cool.

2227
01:48:48,479 --> 01:48:50,648
Good to see you, Officer.
What can I do for you?

2228
01:48:51,858 --> 01:48:52,859
What's going on?

2229
01:48:52,942 --> 01:48:55,570
Was the music too loud?
We were having a celebration.

2230
01:48:55,653 --> 01:48:57,155
Miss, I need you to button your blouse.

2231
01:48:57,238 --> 01:48:59,991
I can tell them to turn the music down.

2232
01:49:03,995 --> 01:49:04,996
That's not mine.

2233
01:49:05,079 --> 01:49:08,458
Okay, we're gonna need identification.
Keep your hands where we can see them.

2234
01:49:08,541 --> 01:49:09,751
Oh, my God.

2235
01:49:09,834 --> 01:49:11,878
Got anything else in your pockets
I should know about?

2236
01:49:11,961 --> 01:49:13,046
No, sir. No.

2237
01:49:13,129 --> 01:49:15,381
-Don't be stupid, now.
-I don't, I don't.

2238
01:49:20,303 --> 01:49:21,804
What's this?

2239
01:49:21,888 --> 01:49:23,389
That's an EpiPen.

2240
01:49:24,724 --> 01:49:26,726
-And this?
-That's my inhaler.

2241
01:49:27,977 --> 01:49:29,520
How old are you?

2242
01:49:30,229 --> 01:49:33,149
-Twenty-one.
-Twenty-one.

2243
01:49:33,232 --> 01:49:34,650
-Twenty-one.
-[Ashleigh] I'm 21.

2244
01:49:34,734 --> 01:49:36,319
Lying only makes it worse.

2245
01:49:37,779 --> 01:49:39,864
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied.

2246
01:49:47,955 --> 01:49:49,332
[phone ringing]

2247
01:49:51,292 --> 01:49:52,293
Hello.

2248
01:49:52,376 --> 01:49:55,171
Listen, something's happened.

2249
01:50:02,220 --> 01:50:03,221
Shit.

2250
01:50:03,304 --> 01:50:05,264
No, it's all right.
It's gonna be all right.

2251
01:50:05,348 --> 01:50:09,393
I posted bond. I wasn't doing anything.
I mean, I've got allergies.

2252
01:50:14,148 --> 01:50:15,191
Interns.

2253
01:50:15,274 --> 01:50:17,318
It was just a party.

2254
01:50:20,071 --> 01:50:23,324
This is gonna be news, Sean.
It's gonna be online any second.

2255
01:50:24,492 --> 01:50:25,493
I know.

2256
01:50:25,576 --> 01:50:27,286
You know with an intern...

2257
01:50:27,370 --> 01:50:29,539
No, it's cool. I have it under control.

2258
01:50:29,622 --> 01:50:31,249
I will get it under control.

2259
01:50:31,332 --> 01:50:33,668
I will call someone
and see what the next move is.

2260
01:50:33,751 --> 01:50:35,294
But this is gonna be news now.

2261
01:50:36,045 --> 01:50:38,548
You don't think Wardo
was involved, do you?

2262
01:50:38,631 --> 01:50:39,674
I mean, do you think...

2263
01:50:39,757 --> 01:50:41,008
No.

2264
01:50:41,092 --> 01:50:42,927
Or Manningham. One of them.

2265
01:50:43,010 --> 01:50:46,264
Somebody. Somebody sent the coke
in there, because it got in there.

2266
01:50:46,347 --> 01:50:48,182
You believe me.
God, this is gonna be fine.

2267
01:50:53,020 --> 01:50:54,105
Right?

2268
01:50:56,983 --> 01:50:58,568
Go home, Sean.

2269
01:51:13,791 --> 01:51:15,001
[Marylin] Mark?

2270
01:51:16,878 --> 01:51:17,962
Mark.

2271
01:51:20,464 --> 01:51:22,133
We're done for the day.

2272
01:51:22,216 --> 01:51:24,760
Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here.

2273
01:51:28,681 --> 01:51:30,057
What happened to Sean?

2274
01:51:30,808 --> 01:51:33,144
He still owns 7% of the company.

2275
01:51:37,315 --> 01:51:41,569
All you had all day was that salad.
Do you wanna get something to eat?

2276
01:51:41,652 --> 01:51:42,987
I can't.

2277
01:51:50,661 --> 01:51:51,954
I'm not a bad guy.

2278
01:51:52,038 --> 01:51:53,706
I know that.

2279
01:51:53,789 --> 01:51:57,418
When there's emotional testimony,
I assume 85% of it is exaggeration.

2280
01:51:57,501 --> 01:51:59,003
And the other 157

2281
01:51:59,086 --> 01:52:02,423
Perjury. Creation myths need a devil.

2282
01:52:05,843 --> 01:52:07,136
What happens now?

2283
01:52:08,346 --> 01:52:12,975
Sy and the others are having a steak
on University Avenue.

2284
01:52:13,059 --> 01:52:14,644
Then they'll come back up to the office,

2285
01:52:14,727 --> 01:52:17,939
and start working on a settlement
agreement to present to you.

2286
01:52:18,022 --> 01:52:19,899
-They're gonna settle?
-Oh, yeah.

2287
01:52:20,524 --> 01:52:23,402
-And you're gonna have to pay extra.
-Why?

2288
01:52:23,486 --> 01:52:25,738
So that these guys sign
a nondisclosure agreement.

2289
01:52:25,821 --> 01:52:28,866
They say one unflattering word about you
in public, you own their wife and kids.

2290
01:52:28,950 --> 01:52:29,992
I invented Facebook.

2291
01:52:30,076 --> 01:52:32,370
I'm talking about a jury.

2292
01:52:32,453 --> 01:52:35,039
I specialize in voir dire, jury selection.

2293
01:52:35,122 --> 01:52:37,500
What a jury sees
when they look at a defendant.

2294
01:52:37,583 --> 01:52:40,002
Clothes, hair, speaking style,
likeability...

2295
01:52:40,086 --> 01:52:41,295
Likeability.

2296
01:52:41,379 --> 01:52:44,215
I've been licensed to practice law
for all of 20 months,

2297
01:52:44,298 --> 01:52:45,675
and I could get a jury to believe

2298
01:52:45,758 --> 01:52:48,469
that you planted the story
about Eduardo and the chicken.

2299
01:52:48,552 --> 01:52:49,637
Watch what else.

2300
01:52:49,720 --> 01:52:52,223
Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party
that night?

2301
01:52:52,974 --> 01:52:55,393
-You think I called the police?
-Doesn't matter.

2302
01:52:55,476 --> 01:52:57,603
I asked the question,
now everybody's thinking about it.

2303
01:52:57,687 --> 01:52:59,563
You've lost your jury
in the first ten minutes.

2304
01:53:01,232 --> 01:53:02,400
Farm animals.

2305
01:53:02,483 --> 01:53:03,609
Yeah.

2306
01:53:04,610 --> 01:53:07,113
I was drunk and angry and stupid.

2307
01:53:07,196 --> 01:53:09,240
-And blogging...
-And blogging.

2308
01:53:10,616 --> 01:53:11,951
Pay them.

2309
01:53:12,034 --> 01:53:13,494
In the scheme of things,

2310
01:53:13,577 --> 01:53:15,246
it's a speeding ticket.

2311
01:53:17,248 --> 01:53:19,667
That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow.

2312
01:53:19,750 --> 01:53:22,670
You think anybody would mind if I stayed
and used the computer for a minute?

2313
01:53:22,753 --> 01:53:24,255
I can't imagine it would be a problem.

2314
01:53:24,338 --> 01:53:25,589
Thanks.

2315
01:53:26,424 --> 01:53:28,759
I appreciate your help today.

2316
01:53:32,638 --> 01:53:34,473
You're not an asshole, Mark.

2317
01:53:35,891 --> 01:53:38,060
You're just trying so hard to be.

2318
01:54:21,562 --> 01:54:24,565
['Baby, You're A Rich Man" playing]