1 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,951 Do I ignore you? No. So please don't ignore me. 2 00:00:54,043 --> 00:00:56,116 I have called you twice. 3 00:01:02,918 --> 00:01:04,825 Ooh! 4 00:01:05,334 --> 00:01:06,448 Ooh! 5 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,739 Eh? Very expensive. 6 00:01:10,834 --> 00:01:12,956 - Really? - No. 7 00:01:15,001 --> 00:01:18,414 First lesson, front room, eight o'clock tonight. Don't be late. 8 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:27,541 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school I'm real, real cool ♪ 9 00:01:27,627 --> 00:01:30,792 ♪ I got the jump, got the jive Got the message I'm alive ♪ 10 00:01:30,877 --> 00:01:32,500 Glasses, John! 11 00:01:32,586 --> 00:01:34,660 Glasses, John! 12 00:01:34,753 --> 00:01:37,667 ♪ I'm gonna keep a-shakin' I'm gonna keep a-moving, baby ♪ 13 00:01:37,753 --> 00:01:40,241 ♪ Don't you cramp my style I'm a real wild child ♪ 14 00:01:40,336 --> 00:01:42,411 ♪ Come on, baby, shake all night long ♪ 15 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,991 ♪ Shake until the meat come off the bone ♪ 16 00:01:45,087 --> 00:01:46,331 ♪ Cos I'm a wild one ♪ 17 00:01:46,419 --> 00:01:48,292 ♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one ♪ 18 00:01:48,378 --> 00:01:52,123 Hey, Tarbuck. Keep out of the chippie, you fat bastard. 19 00:01:52,211 --> 00:01:54,618 - Lennon, you prick! - He thinks he's hard. 20 00:01:54,712 --> 00:01:56,419 He couldn't batter a fish! 21 00:01:58,171 --> 00:01:59,628 Yeah! 22 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:06,212 Marie, my angel face. 23 00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:08,206 Show us your jugs. 24 00:02:08,297 --> 00:02:10,168 Cock off, Lennon! 25 00:02:11,004 --> 00:02:12,830 Or cock out? 26 00:02:12,922 --> 00:02:14,249 ♪ Sugar, now don't be late ♪ 27 00:02:14,338 --> 00:02:16,329 ♪ We're gonna move it all night long ♪ 28 00:02:20,546 --> 00:02:22,205 ♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one ♪ 29 00:02:24,172 --> 00:02:26,873 ♪ I'm gonna keep a-shakin' Gonna keep a-moving baby ♪ 30 00:02:26,964 --> 00:02:29,251 ♪ Don't you cramp my style I'm a real wild child ♪ 31 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:30,583 ♪ Whoa ♪ 32 00:02:37,047 --> 00:02:42,168 You'll be lucky to find a job on the docks because you're going nowhere. 33 00:02:42,256 --> 00:02:45,788 Here at Quarry Bank generally... nowhere. 34 00:02:47,756 --> 00:02:52,662 Is "nowhere" full of geniuses, sir? Because then I probably do belong there. 35 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:57,871 ♪ But I'm a wild one Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one ♪ 36 00:02:58,717 --> 00:03:01,500 ♪ I'm gonna keep a-shakin' Gonna keep a-moving, baby ♪ 37 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:03,996 ♪ Don't you cramp my style I'm a real wild child ♪ 38 00:03:04,091 --> 00:03:06,294 ♪ I'm a real wild child I'm a real wild child ♪ 39 00:03:06,382 --> 00:03:07,544 ♪ I'm a real wild child ♪ 40 00:03:14,883 --> 00:03:18,083 There we go. Stand by your beds. 41 00:03:19,841 --> 00:03:23,705 And so, Judgement Day. 42 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,458 - Go on. - Watch it. 43 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:27,790 - What? - You're standing on it. 44 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:31,457 Come here. Hey! 45 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:33,920 Hey, mind the walls. 46 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:37,423 - Got you! - Mimi! 47 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:39,584 Mimi, he's hurting me! 48 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:48,924 It works! 49 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:51,083 Mimi, it works! 50 00:03:51,177 --> 00:03:54,091 Can we turn it over, see if something else is on? 51 00:03:54,177 --> 00:03:58,124 No, John, we do not turn Tchaikovsky over. 52 00:04:07,969 --> 00:04:11,501 We'll slide the cockpit open to see what's wrong. 53 00:04:11,595 --> 00:04:15,210 Good evening. 54 00:04:18,803 --> 00:04:22,085 It ain't half cold out here. 55 00:04:23,595 --> 00:04:26,925 - What's that? - It ain't half cold out here. 56 00:04:28,762 --> 00:04:31,133 Hey, hey, come on, cheeky git. 57 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:35,166 - You'll get me in trouble. - Yeah, well, you're always in trouble. 58 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:39,751 - What, with Mimi? Don't be daft. - She never looks happy. 59 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:43,176 Ever been married to me? 60 00:04:46,013 --> 00:04:51,429 Right, now, go on, you're missing your show and I'm missing me pub. 61 00:04:51,513 --> 00:04:54,215 - What's this one? - Don't touch it! 62 00:04:54,847 --> 00:04:57,549 Ooh, it's the ejector seat. 63 00:04:58,389 --> 00:05:00,924 Come back, where are you? 64 00:05:03,388 --> 00:05:05,094 Uncle George? 65 00:05:06,722 --> 00:05:10,052 - Mimi, we were only mucking about. - He's just had a fall. 66 00:05:10,139 --> 00:05:13,718 There's nothing to see. Stop fussing, he'll be right as rain. 67 00:05:13,806 --> 00:05:16,923 - But, Mimi... - Stay here, we'll be back soon enough. 68 00:05:33,391 --> 00:05:35,050 Mimi? 69 00:05:44,225 --> 00:05:45,801 He's dead. 70 00:06:08,725 --> 00:06:11,558 Please, let's not be silly, hmm? 71 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,965 If you want to do that, you go to your room. 72 00:06:14,684 --> 00:06:17,931 It's just the two of us now so let's get on with it, shall we? 73 00:06:31,518 --> 00:06:34,470 God will show us the path of life. 74 00:06:35,894 --> 00:06:38,015 In His presence is the fullness of joy. 75 00:06:39,519 --> 00:06:42,636 At his right hand, there is pleasure for evermore. 76 00:06:49,978 --> 00:06:52,053 ...brother George. 77 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:57,135 Give thanks for his life and comfort one another in our grief. 78 00:07:11,314 --> 00:07:15,805 Fancy Blackpool tomorrow? Play the arcades, go on some rides. 79 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:17,933 I don't need looking after, Stan. 80 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:21,932 I know. I'm just asking if you want to go to Blackpool. 81 00:07:23,189 --> 00:07:24,645 He was my uncle, too. 82 00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:28,261 Yeah, but he was more than just an uncle to me, wasn't he? 83 00:07:31,314 --> 00:07:35,853 You saw her, too, right? The one with the red hair? 84 00:07:38,314 --> 00:07:39,937 Where is she now? 85 00:07:41,106 --> 00:07:43,181 Do you want me to ask Aunt Mimi? 86 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,644 John wants to know where Aunt Julia is. 87 00:08:06,732 --> 00:08:10,062 She was busy, apparently. Things to do. 88 00:08:12,983 --> 00:08:17,024 You should call her Mum, you know. The one with the red hair. 89 00:08:57,277 --> 00:08:59,232 John? 90 00:09:13,195 --> 00:09:16,525 - John, have you got your glasses? - They're in my pocket. 91 00:09:16,611 --> 00:09:18,981 And is your pocket blind? 92 00:09:19,069 --> 00:09:22,767 Now, you will be careful, hmm? Be careful who you talk to. 93 00:09:22,861 --> 00:09:25,102 It's only Blackpool, Mimi. 94 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,193 I found out where your mum lives. 95 00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:38,814 - You wanted to see her, right? - Yeah, but... 96 00:09:38,903 --> 00:09:41,310 - We don't have to. - No, no. 97 00:09:43,612 --> 00:09:46,895 - What bus do we get? - We don't. We walk. 98 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,151 Are you coming or what? 99 00:11:06,326 --> 00:11:08,612 Blackpool's loss, our gain. 100 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:12,532 But we love Blackpool, don't we, girls? Fun, fun, fun! 101 00:11:15,492 --> 00:11:19,237 I knew you were coming, though. Do you want to know how I knew? 102 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:24,065 Because I baked a cake!  103 00:11:26,368 --> 00:11:28,525 What do you think? Nice, eh? 104 00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:30,277 Vanilla buns. 105 00:11:32,369 --> 00:11:34,159 - One for you, Julia. - Thank you. 106 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:36,399 - One for you, Jackie. - Thank you. 107 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,993 Hey, steady on.  108 00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:56,607 Ooh, a mouthie! Let's have a look. 109 00:11:59,036 --> 00:12:02,982 Hohner. German. Boo! Down with the Krauts! 110 00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:05,153 Good at mouthies, though. 111 00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:07,319 Not so good at war. 112 00:12:09,245 --> 00:12:10,868 - Do you mind? - No. 113 00:12:10,954 --> 00:12:13,407 Your spit's my spit, anyway. 114 00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:22,027 Good lungs on it. 115 00:12:22,121 --> 00:12:25,949 Uncle George gave it me just before he died. 116 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,453 He'll be missed. He was a good man. 117 00:12:31,372 --> 00:12:32,746 Hmm. 118 00:12:36,830 --> 00:12:37,945 Come on. 119 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:49,029 ♪ Mr Sandman, bring me a dream ♪ 120 00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:52,369 ♪ Make her complexion like peaches and cream ♪ 121 00:12:53,414 --> 00:12:54,742 Kiss me quick! 122 00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:57,367 ♪ Give her two lips like roses and clover ♪ 123 00:12:57,457 --> 00:13:01,402 ♪ And tell me that my lonesome nights are over ♪ 124 00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:05,575 ♪ Sandman, I'm so alone. ♪ 125 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:09,611 ♪ Don't have nobody to call my own ♪ 126 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:13,783 - You big softie.  - ♪ Please turn on your magic beam ♪ 127 00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:18,532 ♪ Mr Sandman, bring me a dream ♪ 128 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:23,873 ♪ Mr Sandman, bring me a dream ♪ 129 00:13:24,792 --> 00:13:28,785 ♪ Make him the cutest that I've ever seen ♪ 130 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,581 ♪ Give him the word ♪ 131 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:33,072 Let's see ourselves in the mirrors. 132 00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:37,083 What happened to my head? 133 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,454 Whoo! 134 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:45,162 ♪ Don't have nobody to call my own ♪ 135 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:49,459 ♪ Please turn on your magic beam ♪ 136 00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:58,874 Do you hear that? 137 00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:22,160 Hey, give us a light, will you, love? 138 00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,073 ♪ Step in my rocket and don't be late ♪ 139 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,659 ♪ We're pulling out about half past eight ♪ 140 00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:36,707 ♪ Going round the corner and get a fifth ♪ 141 00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:39,664 ♪ Everybody in my car's gonna take a little nip ♪ 142 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:43,502 ♪ Move on out, boozing and cruising along ♪ 143 00:14:43,587 --> 00:14:46,075 Do you know what it means, rock'n'roll? 144 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:50,493 Sex. 145 00:14:56,422 --> 00:14:58,826 ♪ Step in my rocket and don't be late ♪ 146 00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:02,963 ♪ Baby, we're pulling out about half-past eight ♪ 147 00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:05,453 ♪ Going round the corner and get a fifth ♪ 148 00:15:05,547 --> 00:15:09,126 ♪ Everybody in my car's gonna take a little nip ♪ 149 00:15:09,214 --> 00:15:12,046 ♪ Move on out, boozing and cruising along ♪ 150 00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:14,915 Bobby! John, here! 151 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:18,164 Hello, John. 152 00:15:18,672 --> 00:15:21,292 We've been to Blackpool, haven't we, John? 153 00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:24,912 - We found lke Turner on the South Pier. - Oh, yeah, was he lost? 154 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,589 Stan brought him over. You know Stan? 155 00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:32,078 Stan looked after the girls while we were out. 156 00:15:32,174 --> 00:15:35,705 - They should be in bed, eh? - I know, but John's here. 157 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:39,961 - Yeah, I'm here. - Yeah, and it's late. 158 00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:43,710 Come on, you two, wake up. Let's go. Come on. 159 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,288 I'll take them up. Come on. 160 00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:58,292 Come on, John. It's getting dark. 161 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,542 Next time I'll make Eccles cakes. I love those. 162 00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:22,215 Don't tell Mimi, please. This is our secret. 163 00:16:23,635 --> 00:16:26,549 Promise me, hmm? 164 00:16:29,427 --> 00:16:32,294 We'll have an even better time next time, OK? 165 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,251 Go now, go! 166 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,800 I love you! 167 00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:44,668 You're my dream! 168 00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:47,668 Don't forget that. 169 00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,796 Mummy? 170 00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,843 Daddy? 171 00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:50,800 Mummy? 172 00:18:08,557 --> 00:18:14,222 What happened next was described as a miracle of... 173 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,971 Lennon! 174 00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:24,841 John. John! 175 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,096 - Churchill. - Churchill, sir. 176 00:18:28,182 --> 00:18:29,972 Too late! 177 00:18:57,559 --> 00:18:59,265 I'll get it. 178 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:06,429 You can't just turn up like this, you know. It's not... 179 00:19:06,519 --> 00:19:08,225 My dream is back! 180 00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:13,634 As far as the eye can see, 181 00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:16,132 excited youngsters from all over the region 182 00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:18,383 are on hand for the return of Elvis Presley 183 00:19:18,477 --> 00:19:21,226 to Tupelo, Mississippi, the town where he was born. 184 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:24,593 The king of rock'n'roll will soon be seen in his first picture, 185 00:19:24,687 --> 00:19:26,095 titled "Love Me Tender". 186 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:27,300 In a phenomenon 187 00:19:27,395 --> 00:19:30,974 recalling Marilyn Monroe's sensational debut in show business, 188 00:19:31,062 --> 00:19:35,269 Mr Teenager is obtaining a popularity unparalleled in theatre history. 189 00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:43,591 ♪ Well, get out of that bed and wash your face and hands ♪ 190 00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:47,806 ♪ Get out of that bed and wash your face and hands ♪ 191 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:53,010 ♪ Well, get in that kitchen and make some noise with the pots and pans ♪ 192 00:19:53,855 --> 00:19:57,386 ♪ I believe to my soul you're the devil in nylon hose ♪ 193 00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:01,768 ♪ I believe to my soul you're the devil in nylon hose ♪ 194 00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:06,138 ♪ For the harder I work, the faster my money goes ♪ 195 00:20:07,062 --> 00:20:09,765 ♪ Well, I said shake, rattle and roll ♪ 196 00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:11,929 ♪ I said shake, rattle and roll ♪ 197 00:20:12,021 --> 00:20:14,179 ♪ I said shake, rattle and roll ♪ 198 00:20:14,272 --> 00:20:16,558 ♪ I said shake, rattle and roll ♪ 199 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:19,978 ♪ Well, you won't do right to save your doggone soul ♪ 200 00:20:28,023 --> 00:20:30,309 It's jazz! Shit. 201 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,104 Jazz. Shit. 202 00:20:36,857 --> 00:20:39,261 Shit. I've nicked the wrong stuff here. 203 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,896 Oh, hang on. 204 00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:44,649 - Jazz shit. - Oh, hey, cool it! 205 00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:49,436 - Have some respect. Music is music. - Well worked out, clever clogs. 206 00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:52,191 No man's vinyl deserves to be tossed in the drink. 207 00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:54,146 - But it's jazz. - Jazz is cool. 208 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,637 - It's shit! - Tell Billie Holiday that. 209 00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:58,060 Sure, where is he? 210 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,814 Yous are rock'n'rollers, right? 211 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,566 Got a record in my cab that's not even out here yet. 212 00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:09,186 Straight in from New York City. I'll swap you. 213 00:21:09,274 --> 00:21:12,772 - Who's it by? - Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Killer, baby! 214 00:21:12,859 --> 00:21:15,312 OK, we'll wait, 215 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,475 with these. 216 00:21:20,484 --> 00:21:25,271 - I've never heard of him, have you? - No. I bet Mum has. Mum knows everyone. 217 00:21:26,775 --> 00:21:29,893 "Killer, baby!" Fucking twat. 218 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,102 Here she comes. 219 00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:43,226 ♪ Well, a hard-headed woman ♪ 220 00:21:43,319 --> 00:21:44,977 ♪ Soft-hearted man ♪ 221 00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:48,979 ♪ Been a cause of trouble ever since the world began, oh, yeah ♪ 222 00:21:49,069 --> 00:21:51,356 ♪ Ever since the world began ♪ 223 00:21:53,777 --> 00:21:56,562 ♪ A hard-headed woman is a thorn in the side of a man ♪ 224 00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:58,359 Yes, yes! 225 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,894 ♪ Now, Adam said to Eve, "Listen here to me" ♪ 226 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,103 ♪ "Don't you let me catch you messing round that apple tree" ♪ 227 00:22:05,195 --> 00:22:08,109 ♪ Oh, yeah, ever since the world began ♪ 228 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,266 ♪ A hard-headed woman is a thorn in the side of a man ♪ 229 00:22:14,361 --> 00:22:16,317 ♪ Yeah ♪ 230 00:22:21,821 --> 00:22:23,977 Marie, my angel face! 231 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,850 - Who's this twat? - Just some lad I know. 232 00:22:28,946 --> 00:22:31,020 It doesn't sound like that. 233 00:22:31,112 --> 00:22:34,525 They forgot to lock the zoo. I never knew you fucked monkeys, Marie. 234 00:22:34,613 --> 00:22:36,022 We can fuck you, dickhead. 235 00:22:36,114 --> 00:22:38,732 - We're joking. - I don't have primates for mates. 236 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,684 Ooh, fucking killer, baby! 237 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:46,194 Come on, then, brains, it's not hard. Push. 238 00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:50,771 Come on, that's enough. 239 00:22:50,865 --> 00:22:52,487 Just fuck off. 240 00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:58,571 Marie, my guardian angel. Lads. Always a pleasure. 241 00:22:58,989 --> 00:23:01,063 Let's not leave it so long, eh? 242 00:23:04,156 --> 00:23:07,486 - Screamin' Jay Hawkins! - I'll put a spell on you, Shotton. 243 00:23:07,573 --> 00:23:10,144 - I'll put a spell on you. - I'll put a spell on you! 244 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,614 John! 245 00:23:11,699 --> 00:23:14,021 Tut-tut, your boyfriend wouldn't be happy. 246 00:23:14,115 --> 00:23:17,030 - He's not my boyfriend. - What is he? Apart from ugly. 247 00:23:17,116 --> 00:23:18,987 He's my cousin. 248 00:23:19,907 --> 00:23:21,981 You fuck your cousin? 249 00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:27,945 - Where are yous going? - For a quick chat. A proper one. 250 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,190 Oh, for fuck's sake, John! 251 00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:46,528 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 252 00:23:52,659 --> 00:23:55,112 ♪ Because you're mine ♪ 253 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:04,572 - Can't believe you've got this. - This Cunard Yank swapped it. 254 00:24:05,451 --> 00:24:07,193 For what? 255 00:24:07,285 --> 00:24:09,987 ♪ Watch out! ♪ 256 00:24:10,076 --> 00:24:12,909 ♪ I ain't lying ♪ 257 00:24:15,743 --> 00:24:19,903 ♪ Yeah, I can't stand ♪ 258 00:24:19,993 --> 00:24:21,452 ♪ Ooh ♪ 259 00:24:21,535 --> 00:24:24,025 ♪ No running around ♪ 260 00:24:25,535 --> 00:24:28,024 ♪ I can't stand ♪ 261 00:24:29,495 --> 00:24:32,409 ♪ No put me down ♪ 262 00:24:34,286 --> 00:24:36,776 ♪ I put a spell on you ♪ 263 00:24:41,328 --> 00:24:46,317 ♪ Because you're mine ♪ 264 00:24:46,412 --> 00:24:49,161 ♪ Oh-oh, yeah ♪ 265 00:24:49,245 --> 00:24:52,612 ♪ Whoa ♪ 266 00:25:07,913 --> 00:25:10,199 ♪ Stop the things you do ♪ 267 00:25:13,289 --> 00:25:14,697 ♪ Watch out! ♪ 268 00:25:14,788 --> 00:25:18,155 ♪ I ain't lying ♪ 269 00:25:21,831 --> 00:25:25,362 ♪ Oh, oh, I love you ♪ 270 00:25:26,664 --> 00:25:28,241 ♪ I love you ♪ 271 00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:32,829 ♪ I love you anyhow ♪ 272 00:25:33,623 --> 00:25:34,784 ♪ I don't care ♪ 273 00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:49,867 I'm suspending you both. 274 00:25:49,957 --> 00:25:54,579 Your parents and your aunt will get letters in the post. 275 00:25:55,499 --> 00:25:58,201 I don't want you near this school for at least a week. 276 00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:01,997 I don't even know when I want you back. 277 00:26:03,374 --> 00:26:04,784 Questions? 278 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:08,322 Any chance I can get the magazine back, sir? 279 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:18,873 - I didn't see you there. - Where did you see me, then? 280 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,374 How was school? 281 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:28,577 Alright. Killing us with homework, though. 282 00:26:28,668 --> 00:26:32,199 Tonight we've got maths, chemistry, physics 283 00:26:32,293 --> 00:26:34,615 and that famous crowd pleaser history. 284 00:26:34,709 --> 00:26:39,284 Don't lie to me, John Lennon! Where have you been? Hmm? 285 00:26:39,959 --> 00:26:43,456 Veronica Connor tells me she saw you on the roof of a bus. 286 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:49,450 It's as if you choose to embarrass me. Just remember all I have done for you. 287 00:26:49,544 --> 00:26:52,459 Without me, you'd be in a children's home. Remember that. 288 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,286 Like you'll ever let me forget! 289 00:26:56,086 --> 00:26:57,958 - That hurt! - Good! 290 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:05,956 Where are you going? Don't you walk away. 291 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,666 Whatever you're selling, it's no! 292 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,538 The advert for a lodger. 293 00:27:12,628 --> 00:27:15,081 - Oh. - Michael Fishwick. 294 00:27:15,171 --> 00:27:16,995 - What are you? - I beg your pardon? 295 00:27:17,087 --> 00:27:20,583 - What are you? What do you do? - I'm a student at the university. 296 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:23,124 - A student of what? - Of biochemistry. 297 00:27:24,836 --> 00:27:26,331 Oh. Come in. 298 00:27:48,213 --> 00:27:51,543 Go away. 299 00:27:53,798 --> 00:27:55,788 Mum, it's me. 300 00:27:59,172 --> 00:28:00,962 Mum? 301 00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:47,207 I can do it myself, you know. 302 00:28:54,176 --> 00:28:56,332 Michael! How's things? 303 00:28:56,425 --> 00:29:00,466 - Not bad, John. Yourself? - Fine, thank you. How's school? 304 00:29:00,551 --> 00:29:03,218 - You mean university. - Same thing. 305 00:29:03,301 --> 00:29:07,793 Biochemistry, right? What does that mean you'll be when you grow up? 306 00:29:07,885 --> 00:29:11,749 - A biochemist, I hope. - Really? You must be so excited. 307 00:29:11,843 --> 00:29:14,925 See you, Fishy. Stay out of trouble, lad. 308 00:29:15,969 --> 00:29:17,675 Cheers, pal. 309 00:29:36,386 --> 00:29:38,211 ♪ I don't want to be a tiger ♪ 310 00:29:38,304 --> 00:29:40,708 ♪ Cos tigers play too rough ♪ 311 00:29:40,803 --> 00:29:43,339 ♪ I don't want to be a lion ♪ 312 00:29:43,428 --> 00:29:47,717 ♪ Cos lions ain't the kind you love enough ♪ 313 00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:52,127 Oh, why couldn't God make me Elvis? 314 00:29:52,219 --> 00:29:54,506 Cos he was saving you for John Lennon. 315 00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:56,587 I'll get you back for that, God! 316 00:29:56,678 --> 00:30:00,376 Do you fancy the ferry over to New Brighton tomorrow? 317 00:30:00,470 --> 00:30:02,462 - The fair's on. - What about school? 318 00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:07,422 I've been suspended, me and Pete. 319 00:30:07,513 --> 00:30:11,459 Oh, John! What for? 320 00:30:11,554 --> 00:30:14,672 Showing pornography to an old lady on a bus. 321 00:30:17,139 --> 00:30:19,010 You've not told Mimi, have you? 322 00:30:19,097 --> 00:30:22,095 No point going through her bollocks if you don't have to. 323 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,337 Why? She has to go through yours. 324 00:30:24,430 --> 00:30:26,551 I never asked her to, did I? 325 00:30:32,973 --> 00:30:37,013 Can I stay with you? Just during the day. 326 00:30:37,098 --> 00:30:41,471 It's covered. I burnt the suspension letter. Mimi still thinks I'm at school. 327 00:30:41,556 --> 00:30:43,713 She won't find out, I swear. 328 00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:49,056 Please? 329 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,588 You know, be a mate. 330 00:30:58,348 --> 00:31:01,963 Hold it like this. Arm horizontal from the elbow. 331 00:31:02,598 --> 00:31:05,514 Strum from the wrist. Think Bo Diddley. 332 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:07,806 "Strum from the wrist." 333 00:31:07,891 --> 00:31:11,007 John, be serious or I'll phone Mimi myself. 334 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,174 Now, just strum. 335 00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:19,722 Try and hit all the strings. 336 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:27,184 ♪ Ooh, Maggie, Maggie Mae ♪ 337 00:31:27,267 --> 00:31:30,348 ♪ They have taken her away ♪ 338 00:31:30,434 --> 00:31:36,015 ♪ And she won't be walking Lime Street any more ♪ 339 00:31:36,101 --> 00:31:38,885 ♪ Well, the judge, he guilty found her ♪ 340 00:31:38,977 --> 00:31:41,761 ♪ Of robbing a homeward bounder ♪ 341 00:31:41,852 --> 00:31:47,634 ♪ You dirty, robbin', no-good Maggie Mae ♪ 342 00:31:50,602 --> 00:31:51,632 Wow! 343 00:31:53,602 --> 00:31:55,178 Who's Maggie Mae? 344 00:31:56,684 --> 00:31:58,344 A whore. 345 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:03,465 Now, if you're here, you might as well learn something. Your turn. 346 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,019 Woolton 2985. 347 00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:58,895 Yes. No, Mr Pobjoy, there's no need to introduce yourself. 348 00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,764 I see. 349 00:33:06,523 --> 00:33:08,430 Where is he? 350 00:33:11,607 --> 00:33:14,520 ♪ Well, that'll be the day ♪ 351 00:33:14,606 --> 00:33:17,474 ♪ When you say goodbye, yeah ♪ 352 00:33:17,564 --> 00:33:19,556 ♪ That'll be the day ♪ 353 00:33:19,648 --> 00:33:21,723 ♪ That you make me cry ♪ 354 00:33:21,814 --> 00:33:24,434 ♪ Oh, you say you're... ♪ Come on, Mum! 355 00:33:25,149 --> 00:33:27,684 - You're missing it. Come on. - No, Julia! 356 00:33:27,774 --> 00:33:31,932 This may be your life, one big, common mess, but it is not his. 357 00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:34,311 Are you aware he has been suspended? 358 00:33:34,399 --> 00:33:36,023 Yes. 359 00:33:37,441 --> 00:33:39,515 Come on, out. 360 00:33:39,899 --> 00:33:41,689 I mean it! 361 00:33:50,191 --> 00:33:53,106 Get out of my house. Go, Mimi. 362 00:33:55,984 --> 00:33:57,642 My boy! 363 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:01,606 My boy. 364 00:34:22,485 --> 00:34:24,559 Come on, you, eat your chips. 365 00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:34,230 Hmm! 366 00:34:34,820 --> 00:34:38,564 - Getting a little dry at the mouth. - Don't be disgusting! 367 00:34:38,653 --> 00:34:41,057 You wouldn't mind lighting my fag? 368 00:34:43,695 --> 00:34:45,685 You'll set the house on fire. 369 00:35:17,863 --> 00:35:20,399 I've stolen little Julia's bed. 370 00:35:20,488 --> 00:35:23,023 She's your sister. She's happy you're here. 371 00:35:27,363 --> 00:35:29,105 How long can I stay? 372 00:35:40,365 --> 00:35:42,022 Nighty-night. 373 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,441 Mummy? 374 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,113 Daddy? 375 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,990 Mummy? 376 00:36:21,117 --> 00:36:22,775 Daddy? Mummy? 377 00:36:28,451 --> 00:36:29,908 John? 378 00:36:33,076 --> 00:36:35,362 I could get a job. Please, Bobby! 379 00:36:35,451 --> 00:36:38,319 I know I could make this work. Let's try. 380 00:36:38,409 --> 00:36:40,980 Who's gonna look after the girls? 381 00:36:41,076 --> 00:36:45,532 Just part time. I'll ask at the café. Anywhere. I could do this. 382 00:36:45,618 --> 00:36:50,489 No, you can't! Lt'll be too much for you. Eh? 383 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:54,950 Everything will get too much for you again and I'll lose you again. 384 00:36:55,869 --> 00:36:58,440 And I need you. Well, the girls need you. 385 00:36:58,536 --> 00:37:00,775 I need John. I am his mother. 386 00:37:00,868 --> 00:37:03,535 Mimi's been looking after him since he was five. 387 00:37:03,619 --> 00:37:06,735 I never wanted that! Bobby, it's not fair! 388 00:37:06,828 --> 00:37:10,158 Yeah, well, that's how it turned out, didn't it? 389 00:37:10,245 --> 00:37:14,073 - Mimi needs John. - I need him! 390 00:37:14,786 --> 00:37:19,574 - I need him to be mine! - Look, he'll be OK. 391 00:37:20,494 --> 00:37:22,651 Listen to me. 392 00:37:22,745 --> 00:37:26,193 For the girls. We can't lose you again. 393 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:32,864 Alright? He's got to go. OK? 394 00:37:32,954 --> 00:37:36,071 - OK. - Yeah. Good. 395 00:37:37,454 --> 00:37:39,111 Come here. 396 00:37:41,788 --> 00:37:43,446 That's it. 397 00:38:15,956 --> 00:38:20,116 I think I'll just go. It's wrong taking little Julia's bed. 398 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:31,744 Thanks for the banjo lessons. 399 00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:34,948 Mum? 400 00:38:37,790 --> 00:38:39,414 Mum? 401 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,957 Hey. 402 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:04,913 Come on. 403 00:39:45,336 --> 00:39:48,453 Have you decided where you're living nowadays? 404 00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:02,872 She'll hurt you. You know that, don't you? 405 00:40:11,378 --> 00:40:13,949 I'm gonna start a rock'n'roll group. 406 00:40:17,088 --> 00:40:19,162 Be like Elvis. 407 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:26,415 ♪ Well, I'm gonna get me some rockin' shoes ♪ 408 00:40:26,506 --> 00:40:28,792 ♪ And I'm gonna rock away all of my blues ♪ 409 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,001 ♪ I'm a rockin' daddy ♪ 410 00:40:31,088 --> 00:40:33,659 ♪ Yeah, a rockin' daddy ♪ 411 00:40:33,756 --> 00:40:37,500 ♪ I'm a rockin' daddy from Ding Dong, Tennessee ♪ 412 00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:41,535 It's just three chords. That's rock'n'roll, it's simple. 413 00:40:41,631 --> 00:40:45,541 - Do you have to be simple to like it? - Oh, funny. Well done. 414 00:40:45,632 --> 00:40:47,338 Your sarcasm worries me. 415 00:40:47,423 --> 00:40:50,753 What? Not up to your high standards? 416 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:55,911 Not exactly Bach, though, is it? 417 00:40:56,006 --> 00:40:57,878 - The Gallotone Champion? - Yeah. 418 00:40:57,965 --> 00:41:02,338 Bangs out a solid tune. Guaranteed not to split and a very good price. 419 00:41:02,423 --> 00:41:05,587 - What's very good about it? - Eight pounds and four shillings. 420 00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:09,797 - Ooh, that's not very good, is it? - Borderline mediocre, if you ask me. 421 00:41:09,882 --> 00:41:13,000 - Very good would be... - Seven pounds, cash. 422 00:41:13,091 --> 00:41:14,963 Oh, that's very good. 423 00:41:20,508 --> 00:41:22,334 Just don't shoot, OK? 424 00:42:13,261 --> 00:42:16,094 - At ease, fuckwits. - What's up, John? 425 00:42:16,177 --> 00:42:18,547 I take it we're not here for a communal crap. 426 00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:21,753 You've been picked to be in my band. 427 00:42:21,845 --> 00:42:23,834 - A band? - A band, John? 428 00:42:23,928 --> 00:42:26,132 I don't know how to play. 429 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,377 It's a skiffle band. You don't have to know. 430 00:42:28,469 --> 00:42:32,131 What's important is I've chosen you and we're going to be great. 431 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,844 But what if we're shit? 432 00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,966 - Shut up, tool. - It's a good question. 433 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:39,217 - Eric, you've got a guitar, right? - Yeah. 434 00:42:39,304 --> 00:42:41,875 - Len, tea chest bass. - What the hell's that? 435 00:42:41,971 --> 00:42:44,376 A tea chest with a broom handle and string. 436 00:42:44,471 --> 00:42:48,251 - Easy, you just do a bit of this. - Sounds sexy. Thanks, John. 437 00:42:48,347 --> 00:42:51,758 Pete, washboard, son. 438 00:42:51,846 --> 00:42:53,173 Great, lovely. 439 00:42:53,262 --> 00:42:58,418 - Rodders, you own a banjo, right? - That's right. My uncle is a busker. 440 00:42:58,514 --> 00:43:00,421 What about me, John? 441 00:43:02,056 --> 00:43:04,675 Manager. 442 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,718 Now, wash your hands, you dirty bugger. 443 00:43:07,804 --> 00:43:10,839 All we need now is a drummer with his own kit. 444 00:43:10,931 --> 00:43:14,048 A lad called Colin who lives behind me has his own kit. 445 00:43:14,139 --> 00:43:18,512 He's in. First practice, six. Pete's air raid shelter in his back yard. 446 00:43:18,598 --> 00:43:21,631 If you don't come, I'll batter the lot of yous. Questions? 447 00:43:21,722 --> 00:43:24,389 - My air raid shelter. - Shut it, Spunky. 448 00:43:24,473 --> 00:43:28,134 - Questions? Anyone? - Do we have a name? 449 00:43:29,973 --> 00:43:32,888 Yes, Rodders, we do. 450 00:43:33,682 --> 00:43:35,673 Crazy fool. 451 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,881 Right, are we ready to do this, boys? 452 00:44:07,976 --> 00:44:10,049 - Yeah. - I said, are we ready to do this? 453 00:44:10,141 --> 00:44:12,216 - Yeah. - Good. 454 00:44:15,601 --> 00:44:18,006 - Let's fucking do it, then. - Let's go. 455 00:44:19,934 --> 00:44:23,680 ...local youngsters performing for the very first time. 456 00:44:23,768 --> 00:44:27,099 Please give them your support, ladies and gentlemen. 457 00:44:27,185 --> 00:44:30,301 Local boys, the Quarrymen! 458 00:44:30,393 --> 00:44:32,680 Go, Johnny boy!  459 00:44:32,769 --> 00:44:36,099 Where have you gone? I've lost you. 460 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:41,968 Oh, no, I haven't, there you all are. 461 00:44:56,853 --> 00:44:58,559 ♪ Oh, Maggie, Maggie Mae ♪ 462 00:44:58,644 --> 00:45:00,599 ♪ They are taking her away ♪ 463 00:45:00,686 --> 00:45:03,803 ♪ And she'll never walk down Lime Street any more ♪ 464 00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:06,844 ♪ Well, the judge, he guilty found her ♪ 465 00:45:06,936 --> 00:45:08,643 ♪ For robbing a homeward bounder ♪ 466 00:45:08,728 --> 00:45:12,675 ♪ You dirty, robbin', no-good Maggie Mae ♪ 467 00:45:12,771 --> 00:45:17,144 ♪ Now, I was one unhappy fool in the port of Liverpool ♪ 468 00:45:17,229 --> 00:45:20,180 ♪ Well, three pound ten a week that was my pay ♪ 469 00:45:21,229 --> 00:45:25,602 ♪ With a pocket full of tin, I was very soon taken in ♪ 470 00:45:25,688 --> 00:45:28,259 ♪ By a girl with the name of Maggie Mae ♪ 471 00:45:29,564 --> 00:45:31,637 ♪ Now, the first time I saw Maggie ♪ 472 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,053 ♪ She took my breath away ♪ 473 00:45:34,147 --> 00:45:37,595 ♪ She was cruising up and down in Cannon's Place ♪ 474 00:45:37,689 --> 00:45:39,844 ♪ She had a figure so divine ♪ 475 00:45:39,939 --> 00:45:42,013 ♪ Her voice was so refined ♪ 476 00:45:42,105 --> 00:45:45,187 ♪ Well, being a sailor, I gave chase ♪ 477 00:45:46,106 --> 00:45:48,261 ♪ Now, in the morning, I awoke ♪ 478 00:45:48,356 --> 00:45:50,097 ♪ I was flat and stony broke ♪ 479 00:45:51,398 --> 00:45:54,929 That was great, that was great. You were all shitting yourself. 480 00:45:56,023 --> 00:45:58,144 Hey, John. John? 481 00:45:58,231 --> 00:46:01,845 Paul, a mate of mine from school. Paul plays too. 482 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:04,855 What, with himself? 483 00:46:07,065 --> 00:46:11,806 I do, all the time. It's good for the wrist muscles. 484 00:46:12,649 --> 00:46:15,434 - I'm John. - Paul. 485 00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:18,098 - Want a beer? - I'd love a tea. 486 00:46:19,149 --> 00:46:21,721 - Is there any tea left? - There's no tea left. 487 00:46:21,816 --> 00:46:23,889 No, I didn't think so. 488 00:46:25,441 --> 00:46:28,391 - So, did you watch us play? - Yeah, yeah. 489 00:46:28,483 --> 00:46:31,019 - And? - Yeah, you're alright. 490 00:46:31,108 --> 00:46:33,395 We're alright? 491 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,731 You're alright. Ivan likes you and he's alright. 492 00:46:41,818 --> 00:46:45,349 - How alright are you on one of those? - I'm alright. 493 00:46:49,567 --> 00:46:52,270 You got that back to front, haven't you, mate? 494 00:46:52,818 --> 00:46:54,227 Any requests? 495 00:46:54,318 --> 00:46:57,232 That pink carnation is very dandy. Can I borrow it? 496 00:47:02,693 --> 00:47:05,360 ♪ Well, I've got a girl with a rocking machine ♪ 497 00:47:05,444 --> 00:47:08,561 ♪ When it comes to rocking, she's the queen ♪ 498 00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:10,975 ♪ We go to a dance on a Saturday night ♪ 499 00:47:11,068 --> 00:47:12,811 ♪ All alone I can hold her tight ♪ 500 00:47:12,902 --> 00:47:15,604 ♪ But she lives on the 20th floor up town ♪ 501 00:47:15,695 --> 00:47:17,767 ♪ The elevator's broken down ♪ 502 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:20,350 ♪ So I walk one, two flight, three flight, four ♪ 503 00:47:20,445 --> 00:47:22,731 ♪ Five, six, seven flight, eight flight more ♪ 504 00:47:22,819 --> 00:47:25,024 ♪ Up on the 12th, I'm starting to drag ♪ 505 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,983 ♪ On the 15th floor, I'm ready to sag ♪ 506 00:47:27,069 --> 00:47:30,400 ♪ When I get to the top, I'm too tired to rock ♪ 507 00:47:36,029 --> 00:47:39,228 - How old are you? - 15. 508 00:47:39,321 --> 00:47:41,311 - When? - Last month. 509 00:47:42,528 --> 00:47:45,443 - I can do Little Richard as well. - Sorry. Tick-tock. 510 00:47:45,528 --> 00:47:48,196 Nice to meet you but we've got to rehearse. 511 00:47:48,904 --> 00:47:52,235 - Well, I've got to get off anyway... - Ta-ta, then. 512 00:47:52,321 --> 00:47:53,778 Alright. 513 00:48:00,029 --> 00:48:02,696 I'd rather him in our band than anyone else's. 514 00:48:14,197 --> 00:48:16,352 John, your little friend is here. 515 00:48:16,447 --> 00:48:18,734 It goes A. 516 00:48:19,948 --> 00:48:21,938 But you start on D. 517 00:48:24,114 --> 00:48:26,236 Bollocks! Hang on a sec. 518 00:48:27,740 --> 00:48:29,611 Keep going. 519 00:48:34,906 --> 00:48:38,403 - It's my Buddy Holly look. - Good. 520 00:48:40,198 --> 00:48:42,651 - D. - Right, yeah, D. 521 00:48:43,741 --> 00:48:47,106 So from D, it goes to E minor. 522 00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:51,357 No, B minor, that's a banjo chord. 523 00:48:52,741 --> 00:48:56,522 - So B minor, it's... - Yeah, yeah, that's it. 524 00:48:57,574 --> 00:48:59,364 To G. 525 00:48:59,449 --> 00:49:01,653 G. 526 00:49:01,742 --> 00:49:03,400 To A. 527 00:49:04,574 --> 00:49:06,649 And then it just starts again. 528 00:49:08,033 --> 00:49:11,197 B minor to G. 529 00:49:12,909 --> 00:49:15,610 ♪ Blue moon ♪ 530 00:49:17,576 --> 00:49:22,068 ♪ You saw me standing alone ♪ 531 00:49:23,952 --> 00:49:28,110 ♪ Without a dream in my heart ♪ 532 00:49:30,202 --> 00:49:33,733 ♪ Without a love of my own ♪ 533 00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:45,944 That's much better acoustically. Thanks. 534 00:49:47,703 --> 00:49:51,234 So, Mummy's cool about baby Paul wanting to be Elvis? 535 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,241 - She would have loved it. - Bollocks! 536 00:49:56,078 --> 00:49:59,408 - She's not around any more. - What? 537 00:50:00,203 --> 00:50:04,327 Well, she... She sort of died last year. 538 00:50:08,370 --> 00:50:12,578 You know, if we're going to do this, we should write our own stuff. 539 00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:15,577 Then you don't get stiffed by record companies. 540 00:50:16,871 --> 00:50:18,660 I write stuff. 541 00:50:19,579 --> 00:50:23,110 Not songs, more poetry... you know, stories. 542 00:50:23,204 --> 00:50:24,993 Add a tune and you've got a song. 543 00:50:25,079 --> 00:50:27,912 - Have you written any? - A couple. 544 00:50:28,538 --> 00:50:30,694 How do you know so much? 545 00:50:30,789 --> 00:50:33,455 You don't seem like the rock'n'roll kind of guy. 546 00:50:33,538 --> 00:50:37,483 You mean I don't go round smashing things up and acting like a dick? 547 00:50:37,580 --> 00:50:38,658 Yeah. 548 00:50:38,747 --> 00:50:41,698 No. It's the music. 549 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:44,324 That's it, it's just music. Simple. 550 00:52:02,584 --> 00:52:03,615 Where is it? 551 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:10,667 - Mimi, where's my guitar? - I've had your report. 552 00:52:10,751 --> 00:52:12,826 You promised me hard work. 553 00:52:12,918 --> 00:52:17,243 Lie and cheat all you want with others. Do so with me and expect consequences! 554 00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:21,618 - Where is it? - I've sold it. 555 00:52:22,794 --> 00:52:24,749 - You can't. - I can and I have. 556 00:52:24,835 --> 00:52:28,084 - But we've got gigs. - Oh, what a shame. 557 00:52:30,420 --> 00:52:31,876 Oh, boo-hoo! 558 00:52:31,961 --> 00:52:34,248 - But it's my group. - Grow up, John. 559 00:52:34,337 --> 00:52:37,536 - Stop behaving like a child. - Well, fuck off, Mimi. 560 00:52:37,628 --> 00:52:40,496 - What did you say? - I said fuck off! 561 00:52:49,129 --> 00:52:51,119 ♪ I'm leaving town, baby ♪ 562 00:52:51,212 --> 00:52:53,416 ♪ I'm leaving town for sure ♪ 563 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:57,368 ♪ Well, then, you won't be bothered ♪ with me hanging round your door 564 00:52:57,462 --> 00:52:59,169 ♪ Well, that's alright ♪ 565 00:52:59,879 --> 00:53:01,954 ♪ That's alright ♪ 566 00:53:02,045 --> 00:53:04,581 ♪ That's alright now, mama ♪ 567 00:53:05,171 --> 00:53:07,873 ♪ Anyway you do ♪ 568 00:53:08,754 --> 00:53:09,952 I need five quid. 569 00:53:10,047 --> 00:53:11,705 ♪ Dee, dee, de-de, dee ♪ 570 00:53:11,797 --> 00:53:13,586 ♪ Do, do, de-de, dee ♪ 571 00:53:14,296 --> 00:53:16,334 ♪ Dee, dee, de-de, dee ♪ 572 00:53:16,422 --> 00:53:18,081 ♪ Dee-da, dee-da, dee ♪ 573 00:53:18,172 --> 00:53:22,414 ♪ Easy loving, that's alright ♪ 574 00:53:22,506 --> 00:53:27,921 So I got it back. Yeah, Mum bought it for me. 575 00:53:41,673 --> 00:53:43,960 - Thanks, guys. - Thank you. 576 00:53:46,632 --> 00:53:50,080 Next, the Scouse Duane Eddy will play Moving and Grooving. 577 00:53:50,174 --> 00:53:52,496 I present to you Mr Paul McCharmly. 578 00:53:52,590 --> 00:53:54,664 Ta. 579 00:53:55,591 --> 00:53:58,921 - Thanks, John. Kind words. - I didn't mean them. 580 00:54:09,634 --> 00:54:11,126 Whoo! 581 00:54:39,176 --> 00:54:41,581 This is George. He's a mate of mine. 582 00:54:41,677 --> 00:54:45,884 - He should be in the group. - He should be in bed. 583 00:54:45,968 --> 00:54:50,211 - No, I've been to bed. Couldn't sleep. - Go on, George, show them. 584 00:54:50,844 --> 00:54:52,799 What? Magic tricks? 585 00:54:52,885 --> 00:54:55,421 No, I've left my top hat at home. 586 00:56:13,515 --> 00:56:15,422 Abracadabra eh, John? 587 00:56:26,223 --> 00:56:28,464 Gorgeous, isn't he? 588 00:56:32,474 --> 00:56:37,215 I need to calm down now. I'm embarrassing myself. 589 00:56:37,725 --> 00:56:40,011 - That was brilliant. - Wasn't bad, was it? 590 00:56:40,099 --> 00:56:41,178 It was so good. 591 00:56:47,517 --> 00:56:50,431 We need to celebrate... everything. 592 00:56:51,391 --> 00:56:56,216 It's John's birthday soon so let's have a party, at mine, Saturday. OK? 593 00:56:56,309 --> 00:56:59,805 - Can we get boozed up? - Only if I can. 594 00:56:59,892 --> 00:57:04,183 - What about birds, Mrs Lennon? - Let's just keep them in their cages. 595 00:57:05,851 --> 00:57:08,138 What do you reckon then, Johnny boy? 596 00:57:08,601 --> 00:57:13,058 I think... I need a piss. 597 00:57:21,102 --> 00:57:23,176 Who has got a light for a lady? 598 00:57:28,311 --> 00:57:30,384 Have you got a ticket? 599 00:57:32,103 --> 00:57:35,882 If you don't want her hanging around the band, do something about it. 600 00:57:41,270 --> 00:57:43,142 It's my fucking band. 601 00:57:48,395 --> 00:57:50,634 John, the driver's not stopping. 602 00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:56,269 Thanks for that. Give us a ciggie. 603 00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:08,436 Excuse me. That's very cosy. 604 00:58:21,897 --> 00:58:24,765 He said it's the police or the navy. 605 00:58:24,855 --> 00:58:27,260 My old man's giving me no other choice. 606 00:58:30,230 --> 00:58:33,976 Imagine me in a copper's uniform, nicking people. 607 00:58:35,439 --> 00:58:37,513 Nicking you. 608 00:58:42,315 --> 00:58:44,601 I sometimes wish I had tits, you know? 609 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:49,476 Not in a weird way, just to have a little mess around with. 610 00:58:53,773 --> 00:58:55,978 - Hey, Winston? - What? 611 00:58:56,065 --> 00:58:58,021 - This party. - Yeah. 612 00:58:58,108 --> 00:58:59,766 We don't have to go. 613 00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:03,606 ♪ You ain't nothing but a hound dog ♪ 614 00:59:05,024 --> 00:59:07,099 ♪ Been snooping round my door ♪ 615 00:59:08,233 --> 00:59:10,936 ♪ You ain't nothing but a hound dog ♪ 616 00:59:11,566 --> 00:59:14,316 ♪ Been snooping round my door ♪ 617 00:59:14,399 --> 00:59:17,516 - ♪ You can wag your tail ♪ - Alright, John? 618 00:59:17,984 --> 00:59:20,554 ♪ But I ain't gonna feed you no more ♪ 619 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:22,724 Hi, John. How's it going, mate? 620 00:59:23,776 --> 00:59:26,560 ♪ Love me true ♪ 621 00:59:26,650 --> 00:59:30,691 ♪ All my dreams fulfil ♪ 622 00:59:33,359 --> 00:59:39,392 ♪ For my darling, I love you ♪ 623 00:59:40,235 --> 00:59:45,651 ♪ And I always will ♪ 624 00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,813 That was for her, wasn't it? Your mum. 625 00:59:51,777 --> 00:59:56,102 It was awful. Taken away from you... It's not fair. 626 00:59:57,319 --> 00:59:59,558 She had cancer. 627 01:00:00,278 --> 01:00:02,103 What's your excuse? 628 01:00:11,736 --> 01:00:13,858 Nice. 629 01:00:13,945 --> 01:00:17,311 ♪ You wag your tail ♪ 630 01:00:17,403 --> 01:00:20,650 ♪ But I ain't gonna feed you no more ♪ 631 01:00:35,113 --> 01:00:38,526 ♪ When a man has a son ♪ 632 01:00:38,613 --> 01:00:41,647 ♪ Like my son John ♪ 633 01:00:41,737 --> 01:00:44,939 ♪ He's a man who can smile ♪ 634 01:00:45,030 --> 01:00:46,653 ♪ When he talks ♪ 635 01:00:48,154 --> 01:00:51,652 ♪ And his eyes have a sparkle ♪ 636 01:00:54,488 --> 01:00:59,561 Can someone turn that bloody record off before I start crying... in pain? 637 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:02,488 Give us a few words, Johnny boy. 638 01:01:02,572 --> 01:01:06,187 Cock, balls, fuck. 639 01:01:06,281 --> 01:01:09,611 - Is that allowed? - Speech! Speech! 640 01:01:10,573 --> 01:01:13,985 Well, ta, for turning up. You're very special to me... 641 01:01:14,073 --> 01:01:17,273 ...in that I hate you all equally. 642 01:01:17,366 --> 01:01:22,863 Apart from you, Mum, obviously. 643 01:01:22,948 --> 01:01:25,022 Thanks for all this. 644 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:27,568 Well, big clap, folks, you know, for Julia. 645 01:01:30,699 --> 01:01:33,187 And my band. What can I say? 646 01:01:34,157 --> 01:01:38,447 You really are there for me. Never on time, usually looking like shite, 647 01:01:38,532 --> 01:01:41,199 but, nevertheless, you're there or thereabouts. 648 01:01:41,282 --> 01:01:43,190 Speak for yourself, eh, Lennon! 649 01:01:43,282 --> 01:01:46,814 - So, where are we going, boys? - To the toppity top, Johnny. 650 01:01:46,908 --> 01:01:50,854 That's right.  To the toppity of one's topness. 651 01:01:50,950 --> 01:01:53,734 Except the boy Shotton wants out. 652 01:01:53,825 --> 01:01:57,571 I know. Apparently, washboard players don't get enough chicks 653 01:01:57,658 --> 01:02:01,604 and he feels like a pansy in his mum's sewing thimbles. 654 01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:04,569 - Come here, spunkhead. - Ow! 655 01:02:04,659 --> 01:02:05,738 Ooh! 656 01:02:06,992 --> 01:02:09,030 Worth a few bob when we're famous. 657 01:02:09,118 --> 01:02:10,990 He's alright. 658 01:02:12,076 --> 01:02:16,568 For fuck's sake! 659 01:02:29,411 --> 01:02:31,946 - Where are you going? - I'm going for a ciggie. 660 01:02:32,036 --> 01:02:33,659 Have one here. 661 01:02:49,202 --> 01:02:53,778 I wonder if someone's up there on Mars, having a quick cigarette like me. 662 01:02:53,870 --> 01:02:55,328 Where's Dad? 663 01:02:56,495 --> 01:03:00,110 They're called dads, right? Most people I know have got one. 664 01:03:00,204 --> 01:03:03,949 - I don't think... - Oh, don't you, Mum? Well, I do. 665 01:03:05,079 --> 01:03:07,567 Think, think, think. That's all I do. 666 01:03:09,704 --> 01:03:13,780 Where's Daddy, Mummy? Alf, that's his name, right? 667 01:03:17,247 --> 01:03:20,031 - Where's fucking Alf? - Please don't swear, John. 668 01:03:20,121 --> 01:03:21,863 Make you feel uncomfortable? 669 01:03:21,955 --> 01:03:25,901 Try being me for 17 years when everyone asks why your auntie is your mum. 670 01:03:25,997 --> 01:03:28,367 Now, that's uncomfortable. 671 01:03:31,914 --> 01:03:34,320 Oh, here we go. 672 01:03:35,581 --> 01:03:38,448 Who turned the taps on? 673 01:03:38,539 --> 01:03:43,244 - Please don't be horrible to me, John. - Oh! Me being horrible to you? 674 01:03:43,331 --> 01:03:47,277 Oh, I see. Horrible John, naughty John, poor Julia. 675 01:03:47,373 --> 01:03:51,413 No, no. No walking away. I know you're good at it, but not tonight. 676 01:03:51,498 --> 01:03:53,785 - Where is he? - Oh! 677 01:03:56,082 --> 01:04:01,035 - New Zealand, maybe. I don't know. - Not round the corner, like you? 678 01:04:03,165 --> 01:04:05,452 He was in the merchant navy. 679 01:04:05,541 --> 01:04:09,534 No letters, no money. He abandoned us. 680 01:04:09,623 --> 01:04:11,579 Then you abandoned me! 681 01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,499 It was a temporary thing. Mimi agreed. 682 01:04:14,582 --> 01:04:17,036 Temporary? I'm still living with her. 683 01:04:17,124 --> 01:04:21,070 - I always wanted you back. - Oh, I believe you. Honest. 684 01:04:21,167 --> 01:04:23,737 She never gave you back. 685 01:04:23,834 --> 01:04:27,164 But surely I'm not Mimi's to give. 686 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:29,205 You're my mum. 687 01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:34,994 She... She loves you so much. 688 01:04:35,626 --> 01:04:38,790 Yeah, more than you. 689 01:04:40,792 --> 01:04:44,289 Mummy? I'm tired now. 690 01:04:45,918 --> 01:04:50,208 - Are you sad again? - Mummy's not sad. Look. 691 01:04:51,502 --> 01:04:53,788 I'm coming in now, honey. 692 01:04:53,876 --> 01:04:55,535 Go on. 693 01:05:00,793 --> 01:05:03,708 I do love you. Believe me. 694 01:05:03,793 --> 01:05:06,578 Believe me, I would love to. 695 01:05:07,503 --> 01:05:11,247 - John, where are you going? - Away from you. 696 01:05:51,755 --> 01:05:54,457 Mimi. 697 01:06:01,714 --> 01:06:03,789 You said you'd be back. 698 01:06:04,673 --> 01:06:08,037 I think I'll just... I've got some work to finish. 699 01:06:14,631 --> 01:06:16,786 It was meant to be a surprise. 700 01:06:23,465 --> 01:06:24,662 A Hoffner! 701 01:06:25,882 --> 01:06:27,291 Mimi. 702 01:06:28,382 --> 01:06:30,787 Ooh, you stink of alcohol. 703 01:06:30,882 --> 01:06:33,169 Mum threw a party for me. 704 01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:36,916 Oh. 705 01:06:39,007 --> 01:06:41,294 That's a waste, isn't it? 706 01:06:48,049 --> 01:06:51,047 Tell your friends the party's over. 707 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,291 No, thanks. 708 01:07:02,967 --> 01:07:05,669 - We've got a gatecrasher. - I need to talk to John. 709 01:07:05,759 --> 01:07:07,833 Oh, more talking? Wow! 710 01:07:07,926 --> 01:07:10,840 You see, me and Mum have had a bit of a heart-to-heart. 711 01:07:10,926 --> 01:07:15,002 Yes, she told me things about... Oh, what's his name...? Alf. 712 01:07:15,093 --> 01:07:18,506 Oh, and about you, funnily enough. Yeah, she said you stole me. 713 01:07:18,593 --> 01:07:21,710 - What do you reckon, Mimi? - I never said that. 714 01:07:21,801 --> 01:07:25,333 You said, quote, "She," as in you, Mimi, "never gave you back." 715 01:07:25,427 --> 01:07:29,171 When I don't give things back, I've got to admit, I'm usually stealing. 716 01:07:29,260 --> 01:07:32,258 What on earth have you been telling him, Julia? 717 01:07:33,386 --> 01:07:35,672 Did she say why I stole you? 718 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,249 Well, there she is. Ask her yourself. 719 01:07:38,344 --> 01:07:41,840 Did she mention having another man's child to deal with? A daughter? 720 01:07:41,928 --> 01:07:43,171 Mimi, please. 721 01:07:43,260 --> 01:07:47,006 Please what? Stop? Look at him. 722 01:07:47,095 --> 01:07:48,671 Do you think we can stop now? 723 01:07:53,804 --> 01:07:55,462 Whose child? 724 01:07:56,220 --> 01:08:00,000 Go on, tell him, as you're so keen for him to know the truth. 725 01:08:00,804 --> 01:08:02,925 What daughter? 726 01:08:07,678 --> 01:08:12,004 Your mother has always needed company. Do you understand what I mean? 727 01:08:12,971 --> 01:08:14,961 Rock'n'roll, eh, Mum? 728 01:08:17,804 --> 01:08:23,635 And she found it, with a young soldier whilst your father was away at sea. 729 01:08:23,721 --> 01:08:26,174 You have another sister. Victoria. 730 01:08:30,389 --> 01:08:32,343 Where is she? Where? 731 01:08:32,430 --> 01:08:36,175 We don't know. Salvation Army took her. 732 01:08:42,223 --> 01:08:44,094 Then, after that, 733 01:08:44,181 --> 01:08:48,638 your mother decides to shack up with another fancy man, Bobby. 734 01:08:49,682 --> 01:08:52,052 Still married to your father, I might add, 735 01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:55,719 and then bring you up as if that was acceptable, as if that was normal. 736 01:08:56,765 --> 01:08:59,051 When your father came home after the war, 737 01:08:59,140 --> 01:09:03,087 he wanted to try and save the marriage, but she'd have none of it. 738 01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:05,255 She told him to get lost. 739 01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:10,300 But Alf wasn't giving up that easily. Was he, Julia? 740 01:09:10,390 --> 01:09:13,922 Hmm? Oh, feel free to join the conversation. 741 01:09:15,891 --> 01:09:17,966 No, I didn't think she would. 742 01:09:23,183 --> 01:09:26,513 You were staying here with me at Mendips 743 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,887 when Alf turned up out of the blue. 744 01:09:30,558 --> 01:09:32,964 He said he wanted to take you into Liverpool. 745 01:09:33,058 --> 01:09:37,053 I thought he was genuine but he took you to Blackpool instead. He kidnapped you. 746 01:09:37,143 --> 01:09:40,011 Turned out he'd organised a passage to New Zealand. 747 01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:43,632 Got himself a job out there. Wanted to take you with him. 748 01:09:44,725 --> 01:09:47,723 We hadn't a clue where you were. I was distraught! 749 01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:51,598 The Seaman's Mission had an address for a relative in Blackpool 750 01:09:51,685 --> 01:09:53,805 so we went to find you, to bring you back. 751 01:09:57,436 --> 01:10:01,476 Alf wouldn't let me in. Said it was between him and your mother. 752 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:04,559 He pleaded with her to give the marriage another chance, 753 01:10:04,644 --> 01:10:08,768 to keep the family together, but, again, it was of no use. 754 01:10:12,227 --> 01:10:14,598 But what to do with you? 755 01:10:15,269 --> 01:10:17,225 So, in all their great wisdom... 756 01:10:17,311 --> 01:10:20,309 Who do you want to be with, me or your mum? 757 01:10:21,395 --> 01:10:25,554 ...they decided to ask you, a five-year-old boy, 758 01:10:25,644 --> 01:10:28,560 who you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. 759 01:10:28,644 --> 01:10:31,216 And you said... 760 01:10:32,270 --> 01:10:33,348 My daddy. 761 01:10:34,270 --> 01:10:35,728 Daddy. 762 01:10:46,145 --> 01:10:49,760 So knowing that Alf was planning to take you to New Zealand 763 01:10:49,855 --> 01:10:52,639 and knowing she would probably never see you again, 764 01:10:52,729 --> 01:10:54,222 your mother walked out. 765 01:10:56,646 --> 01:11:00,806 Mum! Please! Stop. 766 01:11:02,147 --> 01:11:05,145 And that is when I stole you! 767 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:09,219 And if that's stealing, I'm a thief! 768 01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:13,471 I had no choice! 769 01:11:15,106 --> 01:11:17,226 Oh, you had a choice. 770 01:11:17,814 --> 01:11:20,303 You chose to take my son. 771 01:11:21,481 --> 01:11:23,721 Oh, John, I was never going to leave you. 772 01:11:23,814 --> 01:11:26,932 You walked out the fucking house, down the street! 773 01:11:27,023 --> 01:11:29,393 Yes, yes, I did, but I was ill. 774 01:11:29,481 --> 01:11:31,887 - I get ill. - You left because you were ill? 775 01:11:31,981 --> 01:11:34,470 I don't think straight. I don't sleep. 776 01:11:34,565 --> 01:11:37,185 I've seen doctors but they don't understand. 777 01:11:37,273 --> 01:11:40,188 I don't understand. But I am here now. 778 01:11:40,273 --> 01:11:42,728 I am here. I never meant to leave you. 779 01:11:42,815 --> 01:11:46,976 Please, John, please. I love you, John. I love you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 780 01:11:47,066 --> 01:11:49,104 - No... No! - Please, John. 781 01:11:49,190 --> 01:11:50,648 I said no! 782 01:11:55,024 --> 01:11:58,106 Can't you see what you're doing to me? 783 01:11:59,233 --> 01:12:03,607 I'm going out of my brain and that's not fair! 784 01:12:05,568 --> 01:12:07,273 Is it? 785 01:12:09,859 --> 01:12:12,229 This is your fault and yours. 786 01:12:13,567 --> 01:12:15,559 So, why should I go mad? 787 01:12:18,859 --> 01:12:20,482 Fuck it, it's over! 788 01:12:48,652 --> 01:12:50,276 Go home, Julia. 789 01:13:18,821 --> 01:13:21,107 Hey! You idiot. 790 01:13:32,572 --> 01:13:35,486 No chance. Get to fuck. 791 01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:50,696 Forgive me, angel. 792 01:13:53,239 --> 01:13:55,480 Come on, Marie. He's a loser. 793 01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:55,494 - Did you love him? - Oh! 794 01:15:55,579 --> 01:15:59,739 - You frightened me to death. - Right place for it. 795 01:16:01,246 --> 01:16:03,202 Did you? 796 01:16:03,288 --> 01:16:05,777 Well, that's a horrible thing to say. 797 01:16:05,872 --> 01:16:09,202 - You never showed it. - You just didn't see it. 798 01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:12,821 With my eyesight, possibly. 799 01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:21,113 I'm not going to hold it against her, what she did in Blackpool. 800 01:16:22,163 --> 01:16:25,162 - Forgive and forget, I suppose. - Forget? 801 01:16:25,914 --> 01:16:27,407 I wish. 802 01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:31,408 There's just no point hating someone you love. 803 01:16:31,498 --> 01:16:34,863 I mean, really love. Is there, Mimi? 804 01:16:42,999 --> 01:16:46,992 - I should move out. - What? 805 01:16:47,083 --> 01:16:49,652 The house seems a bit crowded all of a sudden. 806 01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:52,702 Who knows, with me gone, 807 01:16:52,791 --> 01:16:56,488 maybe you and Mum might remember you were sisters once. 808 01:17:49,336 --> 01:17:51,741 - Have you ordered? - Yes, tea. 809 01:17:57,170 --> 01:17:58,746 It's good to see you. 810 01:17:58,836 --> 01:18:02,581 - Here you are. - Oh, lovely. Do you have any Earl Grey? 811 01:18:02,670 --> 01:18:06,615 You're confusing us with Buckingham Palace, love. It's easily done. 812 01:18:08,170 --> 01:18:12,579 I am not here to say I was wrong, Julia. Not about John. 813 01:18:12,670 --> 01:18:14,744 I want that to be perfectly clear. 814 01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:19,878 But... 815 01:18:21,754 --> 01:18:24,040 Perhaps I haven't always been right. 816 01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,957 I do love you. 817 01:18:41,338 --> 01:18:43,376 I hope you know that. 818 01:19:49,883 --> 01:19:52,965 Do you own a licence for those legs, ladies? 819 01:19:54,051 --> 01:19:56,125 It's a nice day for it, then. 820 01:19:56,218 --> 01:19:59,002 Everything feels so different in the sunshine. 821 01:19:59,092 --> 01:20:01,582 Yes, usually warmer. 822 01:20:02,093 --> 01:20:03,834 How was college? 823 01:20:03,926 --> 01:20:07,174 A woman came in, took her kit off and we painted her breasts. 824 01:20:07,260 --> 01:20:09,665 Not actually physically. 825 01:20:11,343 --> 01:20:14,010 I've got my eye on you two. 826 01:20:17,802 --> 01:20:19,378 Where are you going? 827 01:20:19,469 --> 01:20:21,839 Paul's waiting for me at his. 828 01:20:21,927 --> 01:20:24,416 - What about dinner? - I'm not hungry. 829 01:20:24,511 --> 01:20:27,627 - Well, you will be. - He could have his dinner at my house. 830 01:20:27,719 --> 01:20:30,837 Just with him being near, you know, at Paul's. 831 01:20:30,928 --> 01:20:34,258 I mean, if you're not making anything special, Mimi. 832 01:20:34,345 --> 01:20:37,462 Saves me from cooking, I suppose. 833 01:20:40,595 --> 01:20:45,750 Get to it, Fishy lad. Privets don't prune themselves, you know? 834 01:20:47,054 --> 01:20:51,000 Oh, go on. Sit down for a bit. 835 01:21:01,763 --> 01:21:05,922 ♪ Hello, little girl ♪ 836 01:21:06,013 --> 01:21:09,544 ♪ Hello, little girl ♪ 837 01:21:10,513 --> 01:21:13,511 ♪ When I see you every day, I say ♪ 838 01:21:14,763 --> 01:21:16,589 ♪ Hello, little girl ♪ 839 01:21:17,431 --> 01:21:20,878 ♪ When you're passing on your way, I say ♪ 840 01:21:21,472 --> 01:21:23,629 ♪ Hello, little girl ♪ 841 01:21:24,681 --> 01:21:27,596 - Don't be silly. - ♪ When I see you passing by, I cry ♪ 842 01:21:28,723 --> 01:21:30,843 ♪ Hello, little girl ♪ 843 01:21:30,931 --> 01:21:33,634 ♪ When I try and catch your eye, I cry ♪ 844 01:21:35,264 --> 01:21:36,674 ♪ Hello, little girl ♪ 845 01:21:36,764 --> 01:21:40,047 - Is John at home? - At Paul's. I'm seeing him later. 846 01:21:40,140 --> 01:21:41,929 Tell him I've got a new booking. 847 01:21:42,015 --> 01:21:44,848 - The Stanley Abattoir Social Club. - Oh, not there. 848 01:21:44,932 --> 01:21:47,847 - Why not? - You'll get slaughtered! 849 01:22:06,767 --> 01:22:10,511 ♪ So I hope there'll come a day when you say ♪ 850 01:22:11,642 --> 01:22:14,130 ♪ You're my little girl ♪ 851 01:22:14,975 --> 01:22:17,678 ♪ You're my little girl ♪ 852 01:22:18,017 --> 01:22:21,217 ♪ You're my little girl ♪ 853 01:22:58,020 --> 01:23:01,965 What is this? Fucking group practice? I don't think so. 854 01:23:02,062 --> 01:23:04,763 - John, it's your mum's. - She's fucking dead! 855 01:23:08,811 --> 01:23:10,221 John! 856 01:23:12,478 --> 01:23:13,853 John! 857 01:23:14,895 --> 01:23:17,099 Do you want to hit me, too? 858 01:23:19,103 --> 01:23:20,134 Well, go on, then. 859 01:23:27,395 --> 01:23:29,885 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 860 01:23:31,355 --> 01:23:34,057 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 861 01:23:39,647 --> 01:23:42,099 I was just getting to know her. 862 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:47,396 I know. 863 01:23:51,189 --> 01:23:53,144 She's never coming back. 864 01:23:57,397 --> 01:24:01,143 No. No, she's not. 865 01:24:22,023 --> 01:24:23,729 I'm a dick. 866 01:24:27,191 --> 01:24:30,105 I'm sorry, son. 867 01:24:42,274 --> 01:24:45,392 Right. Everyone stop fucking crying. 868 01:24:46,525 --> 01:24:49,642 We're supposed to be a rock'n'roll band, for Christ's sake. 869 01:24:54,067 --> 01:24:55,524 John. 870 01:25:03,693 --> 01:25:05,518 She was saving this for you. 871 01:25:07,569 --> 01:25:09,724 There's a few bob in there. 872 01:25:17,611 --> 01:25:21,769 ♪ In spite of all the danger ♪ 873 01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:26,354 - 17 and six. - It's all there. 874 01:25:28,444 --> 01:25:31,312 ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 875 01:25:31,861 --> 01:25:34,978 ♪ Anything you want me to ♪ 876 01:25:35,068 --> 01:25:40,568 - ♪ If you'll be true to me ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah ♪ 877 01:25:40,653 --> 01:25:44,812 ♪ In spite of all the heartache ♪ 878 01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:48,855 ♪ That you may cause me♪ 879 01:25:49,486 --> 01:25:51,856 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah ♪ 880 01:25:51,945 --> 01:25:54,860 ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 881 01:25:54,946 --> 01:25:57,979 ♪ Anything you want me to ♪ 882 01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:03,273 - ♪ If you'll be true to me ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah ♪ 883 01:26:04,946 --> 01:26:09,105 ♪ I'll look after you ♪ 884 01:26:10,321 --> 01:26:15,737 ♪ Like I've never done before ♪ 885 01:26:16,863 --> 01:26:21,437 ♪ I'll keep all the others ♪ 886 01:26:22,155 --> 01:26:26,729 ♪ From knocking at your door ♪ 887 01:26:26,822 --> 01:26:31,445 ♪ In spite of all the danger ♪ 888 01:26:32,531 --> 01:26:35,730 ♪ In spite of all that may be ♪ 889 01:26:35,823 --> 01:26:37,695 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah ♪ 890 01:26:37,782 --> 01:26:41,111 ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 891 01:26:41,197 --> 01:26:43,687 ♪ Anything you want me to ♪ 892 01:26:44,490 --> 01:26:50,819 - ♪ If you'll be true to me ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 893 01:27:24,867 --> 01:27:28,861 ♪ In spite of all the heartache ♪ 894 01:27:30,451 --> 01:27:33,734 ♪ That you may cause me ♪ 895 01:27:33,826 --> 01:27:35,698 ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah ♪ 896 01:27:35,785 --> 01:27:39,067 ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 897 01:27:39,159 --> 01:27:42,157 ♪ Anything you want me to ♪ 898 01:27:42,243 --> 01:27:47,529 - ♪ If you'll be true to me ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 899 01:27:47,619 --> 01:27:50,616 ♪ I'll do anything for you ♪ 900 01:27:50,701 --> 01:27:53,534 ♪ Anything you want me to♪ 901 01:27:53,619 --> 01:27:58,820 ♪ If you'll be true to me ♪ 902 01:28:06,577 --> 01:28:10,109 - Why didn't you telephone? - I don't have a phone. 903 01:28:10,203 --> 01:28:14,067 Do you have anything of use in that hole you call a home? 904 01:28:14,162 --> 01:28:17,942 Ashtrays, some of Stu's paintings... But ashtrays, mostly. 905 01:28:18,037 --> 01:28:20,656 Hmm! You'll catch something rotten. 906 01:28:23,454 --> 01:28:25,658 To what do I owe the pleasure? 907 01:28:25,745 --> 01:28:27,535 I'm off to Hamburg. 908 01:28:28,287 --> 01:28:31,866 - It's in Germany, Mimi. - Hamburg? Humbug. 909 01:28:31,953 --> 01:28:35,900 I'll be gone a couple of months. Maybe even more. 910 01:28:38,246 --> 01:28:39,905 Oh! 911 01:28:41,789 --> 01:28:45,568 And is this with the new group, the... What are they called again? 912 01:28:46,663 --> 01:28:50,609 - Do you care? - They all sound the same to me. 913 01:28:52,414 --> 01:28:54,036 We leave Saturday. 914 01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:58,955 Have you got my birth certificate? I need it to get a passport. 915 01:29:14,499 --> 01:29:16,288 Could you sign this, please? 916 01:29:20,790 --> 01:29:24,321 - Where do I sign? - Where it says "parent or guardian". 917 01:29:24,416 --> 01:29:26,620 But which am I? 918 01:29:28,165 --> 01:29:29,623 Both. 919 01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,907 Ah, don't be silly. 920 01:30:02,085 --> 01:30:03,707 John! 921 01:30:08,376 --> 01:30:09,785 Glasses. 922 01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:17,120 I'll call when I get to Hamburg, OK? 923 01:30:17,210 --> 01:30:20,077 Don't forget. Please. 924 01:30:59,713 --> 01:31:03,244 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 925 01:31:04,921 --> 01:31:06,994 OK, start now. 926 01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:10,124 ♪ Mother ♪ 927 01:31:10,212 --> 01:31:12,286 ♪ You had me ♪ 928 01:31:13,338 --> 01:31:16,668 ♪ But I never had you ♪ 929 01:31:22,379 --> 01:31:24,998 ♪ Oh, I wanted you ♪ 930 01:31:27,297 --> 01:31:29,583 ♪ You didn't want me ♪ 931 01:31:33,881 --> 01:31:36,998 ♪ So I... ♪ 932 01:31:40,547 --> 01:31:43,664 ♪ I just got to tell you ♪ 933 01:31:47,424 --> 01:31:51,369 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 934 01:31:54,173 --> 01:31:58,877 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 935 01:32:01,798 --> 01:32:06,171 ♪ Father, you left me ♪ 936 01:32:07,215 --> 01:32:11,588 ♪ But I never left you ♪ 937 01:32:14,716 --> 01:32:18,461 ♪ Oh, I needed you ♪ 938 01:32:20,758 --> 01:32:23,672 ♪ You didn't need me ♪ 939 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:26,458 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 940 01:32:53,082 --> 01:32:56,029 Yes, yes. Well, that was more like it.