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We need to go over the schedule
leading up to the primary.
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- Let's talk shop.
- Ooh, shop talk!
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One of my five favorite
types of talk,
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along with pillow, girl,
real, and TED.
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Why are you wearing a poncho?
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Oh, because every surface area
in your house is sticky.
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Last time I was here, I found
a melted crayon on my blazer.
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Okay.
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I have a photo op
with Gryzzl tomorrow.
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Between now and then, we
have a ton of stuff scheduled.
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Looks like we're gonna have
to skip the pie-baking event
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and the ceremonial squash toss.
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- Oh.
- Oh, really?
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We have to skip that?
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I love watching those squashes
fly through the air.
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I kind of like
the way they land.
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Me too!
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[both laughing]
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Okay, excuse me,
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but I have to get back to a city
where things happen.
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Okay.
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This campaign is about to start
in earnest.
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Things are about to get
real intense.
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Leslie, you ready?
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- Me Leslie?
- Yeah.
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Well, I was an actual candidate,
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so I think I can handle
being a candidate's wife.
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I know all the issues
inside and out.
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Mm.
See, that's the problem.
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Being the wife of
is a minefield.
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If you were just
a ding-dong,
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I would just
slap a flag pin on you.
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I'd pour some Valium
down your throat
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and just shove you behind
the podium way upstage.
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It's the smarties
that freak people out.
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I think you're underestimating
the voters.
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[laughing]
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I don't think that is possible.
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(Leslie) Stephen, be careful!
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[gasps]
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Poncho!
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[triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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I know you normally
hate foundations,
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but this one
I think you'll actually like.
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We take people that don't know
what they want to do
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and then put them to work doing
cool stuff all over the world,
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and I start in a couple months.
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Well, I had hoped you'd choose
a more dignified trade
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like masonry or logging,
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but you are
out of local government,
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and that's a step
in the right direction.
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It's definitely
the job I wanted...
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But it means that we
have to move to Washington.
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Well...
then bully for you.
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If you intend to move,
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I suppose you should return
the spare key to my house,
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the one I gave you years ago
when you were my assistant,
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for emergencies.
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Okay.
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Good talk.
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(Ben) This neighborhood
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has been mostly abandoned
for years,
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but now, thanks
to the new Gryzzl headquarters,
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this district will soon
transform
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into a hub of innovation
for decades to come.
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Mr. Wyatt!
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Your campaign released
a schedule,
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and it looks like your wife
is skipping the Pie-mary.
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Care to explain?
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The Pie-mary
is a Southern Indiana tradition
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where Congressional
candidates' wives
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face off
in a pie-baking contest.
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The last contest winner
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was June Hartwell's
buttermilk meringue.
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Last contest loser
was all women.
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Leslie would be the first
candidate's wife
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not to enter the Pie-mary.
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What kind of a statement
are you making by skipping it?
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We're--I'm not making
any kind of statement.
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We're just focusing
on bigger issues,
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like Ben's $150 million
revitalization project.
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Pardon me.
I need to get through.
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Pardon me. Excuse me.
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Mike Patterson here.
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Leslie, you've
made it pretty clear
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that you don't think homemaking
is important.
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Do you ever cook
for your children,
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and who's even watching
your children right now,
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while you're out
God only knows where?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm standing right here
in front of you.
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Okay. Take it easy.
Let's not get emotional.
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Okay.
We have to run.
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We'll see you all
at my economic address.
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Thanks for coming, everybody.
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What other traditions
are you against, Leslie?
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Baseball?
Hugging your children?
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How much did that haircut cost?
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None of your business,
and thank you for noticing.
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My desk was right here,
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sitting right on top of it
this whole time.
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How much money is it?
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It's not money.
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I told you, it's Ron's key.
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I hid it in here years ago.
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Ah! Wait!
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Yeah, no. No key.
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Just a note and a movie ticket
stub and four teeth.
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"If you are looking
for Ron's key,
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"I moved it,
and you'll never find it.
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Cordially, April."
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Well, where'd you put it, then?
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I don't know.
It was eight years ago.
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Oh, God.
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A key to Ron's house is lost
in a government building.
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That's his worst nightmare.
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Listen, babe.
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All we got to do
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is train Champion
to sniff out Ron's key.
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Okay.
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All we need is Ron's key
to give him a scent.
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So give me the key,
and I'll get you that key.
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[moaning]
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No, You're Wrong
with Mike Patterson.
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Welcome back to the program.
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My guest is June Hartwell,
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wife of incumbent Congressman,
Paul Hartwell.
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Now, June, we all know
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what Ben Wyatt's wife
is really saying.
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By skipping the Pie-mary,
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she's saying women who love
their families are stupid.
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Well, Mike, we all
make certain choices.
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Ms. Knope chose
to try to have it all.
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I chose to put my family first.
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Well, I'm just speculating here,
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but do you think
that Leslie Knope's actions
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indicate that she actually hates
her family?
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Well, it only took three hours
for Jen to be right.
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I'm officially a distraction.
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I'm gonna enter
that Pie-mary.
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This is just nonsense.
It'll blow over.
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And the Pie-mary
is ridiculous and antiquated.
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But the more
they talk about this,
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the less they're gonna talk
about your economic plan.
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Besides,
I'm good at making pies,
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so I'll win,
and then I can promote
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my self-published women's rights
barbecue cookbook--
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The Feminine Mesquite.
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Everything's fine.
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(April)
I had it in a safe place,
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and then I moved it
to protect it,
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and I don't remember where.
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I see.
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(Andy) Don't be mad, Ron.
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She hid it too good,
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and she left a string of clues.
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It's an impossible puzzle,
and I love puzzles!
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A minimal, unhelpful note,
these appear to be human teeth,
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and what is this?
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Twilight: New Moon.
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It's a movie,
but I've never seen it.
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It's, like,
about lame werewolves
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and vampires and stuff.
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Donna likes those things!
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(Ron) Dollars to doughnuts
this points us her way.
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Finally, a scavenger hunt
worthy of my time.
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Onward!
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(Leslie) Okay.
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Snacks given, kids tucked in,
books read,
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three simultaneous meltdowns
for no reason,
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kids tucked back in,
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one of them briefly
got outside somehow,
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kids back in bed.
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They're all napping.
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Okay, I got everything
you need for pie domination.
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I even got
an extra whipped-cream can.
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One for baking,
one for directly-into-mouth.
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Oh, you know me so well.
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[doorbell rings]
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That might be one of the kids.
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Hi, Leslie.
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Elise Yarktin
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from the Indiana
Organization of Women.
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Oh, my goodness!
Elise, please come in.
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[gasps]
Wait!
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Are you here to give me
the Woman of the Year award?
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I have a speech prepared.
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Would you like
to see it right now?
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No.
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Leslie, we were thrilled
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to find out you were boycotting
that ridiculous Pie-mary,
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but we just got word
you've decided to enter?
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Yeah.
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Well, I agree that it's dumb,
but this is not about me.
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It's about Ben, and he will do
more for women than Hartwell.
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So, you know, lose a battle,
win the war.
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That kind of thing.
It's the way to go.
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Look, the Pie-mary
is retrogressive
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and misogynistic,
and if you participate,
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we will have no choice
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but to protest you and Ben
at the event.
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Hope you like pies...
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in yo' face.
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Metaphorically.
We'll be civil.
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Elise, there is no bigger
defender of gender equality
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than Leslie Knope,
and my husband, Ben,
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is a progressive champion
of women's rights.
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(Ben) Babe, the oven's ready.
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Chop-chop!
Time to get baking.
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Daddy want pie!
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Hi. Ben Wyatt.
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We have a wonderfully
small number of clues.
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One is this ticket.
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Did you see this movie
about vampires and such?
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New Moon?
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Yeah, I saw it with April.
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She was so hopped up
on painkillers
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from getting
her wisdom teeth out,
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I convinced her
to see it with me.
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The teeth!
They're yours.
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You were super out of it.
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You kept yelling,
"Team Voldemort!" at the screen,
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and we were kicked out.
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I was furious.
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You only get to see
the second Twilight film
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for the seventh time once.
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Do you remember anything
about a key
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or April doing
anything unusual that day?
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She did make us stop
by the shoe-shine stand
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before she left,
because she wanted
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to drop something off for Andy.
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She had a real bad crush on him.
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[laughing]
Oh, babe! You had a crush on me!
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That's embarrassing.
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We're married.
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Still!
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To the shoe-shine stand!
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- Stop! Stop!
- Ooh, chase me!
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Garry, what the hell
are you doing?
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Oh, gosh.
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Well, I dropped my wedding ring
down this grate,
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and then I was trying
to get it out,
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and I dropped my keys
down there too,
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so I can't leave.
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Damn. This takes me back.
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You mind if I stay and watch?
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Oh, not at all.
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Appreciate the company.
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(Leslie) The I.O.W.
does not mess around,
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which, normally,
is why I love them,
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but now I'm on the other side.
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Oh, my God, Ben!
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I gave them $100
in their annual pledge.
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Do you know how many anti-me
signs that could buy?
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You just don't do
the pie contest, obviously.
257
00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:45,203
Then we're just back
where we started.
258
00:08:45,238 --> 00:08:46,559
Then it just seems
like I'm saying
259
00:08:46,572 --> 00:08:48,040
I'm better
than the women who bake.
260
00:08:48,074 --> 00:08:50,042
What should we do?
Should we get a divorce?
261
00:08:50,076 --> 00:08:51,810
Well, how about this?
262
00:08:51,844 --> 00:08:53,779
What if I register
for the contest?
263
00:08:53,813 --> 00:08:55,047
I bake the pie.
264
00:08:55,081 --> 00:08:56,682
I act as my own wife.
265
00:08:56,716 --> 00:08:57,916
Oh, that could work.
266
00:08:57,951 --> 00:08:59,951
We sidestep the controversy,
267
00:08:59,986 --> 00:09:02,988
we refocus the campaign
onto the actual candidate,
268
00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:05,824
and then we flip the antiquated
tradition right on its head.
269
00:09:05,858 --> 00:09:08,393
Exactly, but more importantly,
270
00:09:08,428 --> 00:09:12,631
we change the idea
of what a pie is.
271
00:09:12,665 --> 00:09:14,366
I feel like
that's not more important,
272
00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,768
but I-I like the energy
that we have, so let's hear it.
273
00:09:16,803 --> 00:09:17,936
Okay. Picture this.
274
00:09:17,971 --> 00:09:21,606
Crust on the bottom,
filling, crust on top.
275
00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:22,741
What am I describing?
276
00:09:22,775 --> 00:09:23,909
A pie.
277
00:09:23,943 --> 00:09:26,345
No, but you're
in the right zone.
278
00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,346
Oh.
279
00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,047
- Calzone!
- Sure.
280
00:09:29,082 --> 00:09:31,683
Pies are just
sweet calzones, honey,
281
00:09:31,718 --> 00:09:33,685
and I'm good at making calzones.
282
00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:34,720
You're amazing.
283
00:09:34,754 --> 00:09:35,988
I can win this thing.
284
00:09:36,022 --> 00:09:37,489
Of course you can, baby!
285
00:09:37,523 --> 00:09:38,924
Get in there and start baking!
286
00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:41,126
♪ Talk about the highway ♪
287
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:44,529
♪ To the calzone-zone! ♪
288
00:09:45,598 --> 00:09:48,000
I am having
some serious déjà vu.
289
00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:49,635
How many times have you lost
your wedding ring?
290
00:09:49,669 --> 00:09:51,536
Oh, G--
[item clatters]
291
00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:53,772
Too many times to count.
292
00:09:53,806 --> 00:09:55,507
And it causes
real trouble with Gayle.
293
00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:56,981
Yeah, I mean,
anytime I lose my ring,
294
00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,044
she turns
into a real grumpy goose.
295
00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:00,579
- Is that so?
- Oh, yeah.
296
00:10:00,613 --> 00:10:02,514
She'll say, you know,
"Garry, you'd lose your head
297
00:10:02,548 --> 00:10:03,982
if it wasn't screwed
on tight."
298
00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,717
[chuckles]
And then she makes me go
299
00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:07,853
for the fresh oranges
for the morning OJ.
300
00:10:07,887 --> 00:10:11,823
Yeah, I mean,
she says, "Hey, Mr. Forgetful."
301
00:10:11,858 --> 00:10:13,258
Well, I mean,
those words--
302
00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:14,688
I mean, they rattle
around here for hours.
303
00:10:14,808 --> 00:10:16,414
That's why
I've got to be extra careful
304
00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:18,570
with this replacement ring,
because if I lost--
305
00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,895
[ring clinking]
306
00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:23,829
[laughing]
307
00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:26,448
I'm gonna order us some dinner.
308
00:10:27,774 --> 00:10:29,302
[gasps]
309
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,106
The shoe-shine stand
is gone...
310
00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:33,742
or maybe it was never here.
311
00:10:33,777 --> 00:10:35,657
(Ron) They must have moved
it during the remodel.
312
00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:37,746
It's probably
in basement storage.
313
00:10:37,781 --> 00:10:38,781
To the basement!
314
00:10:42,552 --> 00:10:44,720
- Tighter!
- Are you sure, dude?
315
00:10:44,754 --> 00:10:46,522
Yeah, dude. Tighter.
I can do it.
316
00:10:46,556 --> 00:10:47,656
Do what exactly?
317
00:10:47,691 --> 00:10:49,358
Nothing.
We're not doing anything.
318
00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:51,627
And we definitely
do not live down here now.
319
00:10:51,661 --> 00:10:53,963
Guys, where's the old
shoe-shine stand from upstairs?
320
00:10:53,997 --> 00:10:55,397
We don't know anything
about that.
321
00:10:55,432 --> 00:10:56,432
(Ron) Boys, think.
322
00:10:56,466 --> 00:10:57,600
We are on a quest,
323
00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:59,835
and we are not leaving
until we get an answer.
324
00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:01,737
Well, we're on our own quest,
325
00:11:01,771 --> 00:11:03,939
which is to squeeze this
just tight enough
326
00:11:03,974 --> 00:11:05,674
to make my eyes bulge out
a little bit,
327
00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,309
but not so tight that I die.
328
00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:08,425
(Andy) Oh, I've been there.
329
00:11:08,445 --> 00:11:09,912
That's a real tightrope walk.
330
00:11:09,946 --> 00:11:11,947
Oh! Hey!
331
00:11:11,982 --> 00:11:15,518
Last week this real scary ghost
came down here looking for it.
332
00:11:15,552 --> 00:11:18,521
It had black hair, but you could
see through its skin,
333
00:11:18,555 --> 00:11:19,989
and it didn't like me,
334
00:11:20,023 --> 00:11:22,391
but that's just 'cause
I got a soul of a Ghostbuster.
335
00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:23,692
Yeah, it said something
336
00:11:23,727 --> 00:11:26,462
about how it was worried
Brett was gonna mug it.
337
00:11:26,496 --> 00:11:29,432
Okay, so we're looking
for a racist ghost
338
00:11:29,466 --> 00:11:31,667
with black hair
who likes shoe shines.
339
00:11:31,701 --> 00:11:33,068
I think I have the answer.
340
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,337
The chase continues!
341
00:11:35,372 --> 00:11:36,338
[both laughing]
342
00:11:36,373 --> 00:11:37,640
Okay, wait.
343
00:11:37,674 --> 00:11:39,575
The time that you told us you
were mugged in the park,
344
00:11:39,609 --> 00:11:41,110
what were you
reaching for in the river?
345
00:11:41,144 --> 00:11:43,078
- A burrito.
- That's right!
346
00:11:43,113 --> 00:11:46,048
You fell in the river
reaching for a burrito.
347
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:48,250
Yes, ma'am, that was not
one of my finer moments.
348
00:11:48,285 --> 00:11:49,485
[laughs]
349
00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:51,187
Ooh, it's getting late.
We need to bounce.
350
00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:53,456
- I can give you a ride.
- Oh, thank you, Donna.
351
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,357
Probably gonna get an earful
when I get home tonight.
352
00:11:55,392 --> 00:11:56,358
[sighs]
353
00:11:56,393 --> 00:11:58,727
Gayle might even call me
the B word.
354
00:11:58,762 --> 00:11:59,829
"Bozo."
355
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:01,430
- Wow.
- Mm.
356
00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:03,866
We are very different people.
357
00:12:04,935 --> 00:12:06,535
Did you hear back from Elise?
358
00:12:06,570 --> 00:12:07,937
Oh, yeah, we're good.
359
00:12:07,971 --> 00:12:09,538
The I.O.W.
is not gonna protest us.
360
00:12:09,573 --> 00:12:11,440
How's your pie?
361
00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:13,542
I don't know.
I didn't make a pie.
362
00:12:13,577 --> 00:12:14,543
[laughs] Okay.
363
00:12:14,578 --> 00:12:16,111
How is your dessert calzone?
364
00:12:16,146 --> 00:12:17,246
It's ready.
365
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,882
The question is, are they?
366
00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:21,317
All right.
367
00:12:21,351 --> 00:12:24,687
Our next contestant is candidate
Ben Wyatt's wife, Leslie.
368
00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:27,523
Let's see what Mrs. Wyatt
has baked up for us, shall we?
369
00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:29,425
It's actually Ms. Knope,
370
00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:31,694
and, actually, right now
it's Mr. Wyatt.
371
00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:33,295
Leslie has her own busy life,
372
00:12:33,330 --> 00:12:35,464
and I happen to be
an excellent pie maker,
373
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,566
so we figured
we'd switch it up a bit.
374
00:12:37,601 --> 00:12:39,502
Now, pack your suitcases,
375
00:12:39,536 --> 00:12:42,671
because we're going
to a little town
376
00:12:42,706 --> 00:12:46,342
called a-Napoli
in Ital-y.
377
00:12:46,376 --> 00:12:49,178
(all)
Free Ben Wyatt! Free Ben Wyatt!
378
00:12:49,212 --> 00:12:51,714
Excuse me.
Free me from what?
379
00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:53,616
From the tyranny of women.
380
00:12:53,650 --> 00:12:54,984
We are the Male Men.
381
00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,719
We are a men's rights
activist group,
382
00:12:56,753 --> 00:12:58,187
and we are fed up!
383
00:12:58,221 --> 00:12:59,922
I'm sorry.
What's happening now?
384
00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:05,394
Behind every successful woman
is a man she has oppressed.
385
00:13:05,428 --> 00:13:08,364
First, Leslie Knope
poaches her husband's campaign
386
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:10,032
by making it all about her.
387
00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:12,134
Now she's forcing him
to bake pies
388
00:13:12,169 --> 00:13:13,969
and enter a contest for her?
389
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:15,037
Oh, excuse me!
390
00:13:15,072 --> 00:13:16,372
I'm not forcing him
to do anything.
391
00:13:16,406 --> 00:13:17,606
He loves to cook.
392
00:13:17,641 --> 00:13:20,376
He--he has five
personalized aprons.
393
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,545
Oh, so I guess
he was asking for it
394
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:24,046
because of the way
he was dressed.
395
00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:29,152
We are sick and tired
of this feminized society!
396
00:13:29,272 --> 00:13:31,840
Men have had
a very rough go of it
397
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:36,078
for--just recently,
and it ends now!
398
00:13:36,112 --> 00:13:37,813
Male and proud!
399
00:13:37,847 --> 00:13:41,510
(all)
Male and proud! Male and proud!
400
00:13:42,977 --> 00:13:44,820
Leslie Knope exemplifies
401
00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:47,242
the feminist attack
on our values.
402
00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:48,610
She could learn
a little something
403
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,445
about traditional
family structure
404
00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:52,347
from me and my husband,
Marshall.
405
00:13:52,381 --> 00:13:54,482
Um, fierce alert!
Eat 'em up, honey!
406
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:55,884
The idea that feminism
407
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,453
is an attack on family values
is absurd.
408
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,822
(Joan) Ooh, so you're
defending Leslie Knope.
409
00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:02,290
No. Absolutely not.
410
00:14:02,324 --> 00:14:03,892
Frankly, I don't
think she's done enough
411
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,728
to distance herself
from this misogynistic lunacy.
412
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,364
(Joan) Let's turn,
now, to Sasha Dunkirk.
413
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:12,767
She is head of the group
Women Against Feminism.
414
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:14,636
What a surprise!
415
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:18,239
The woman is only talking
to other women.
416
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,875
Can we have one conversation
about feminism
417
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,677
where men get to be in charge?
418
00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:24,345
I actually agree with him.
419
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,314
I don't need your pity.
420
00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:29,484
Joan, Leslie Knope and I
are united
421
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:31,519
in our disgust
of this week's events.
422
00:14:31,554 --> 00:14:35,323
Leslie, if you're watching,
I, Brandi Maxxxx,
423
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:39,394
star of 69 Jump Street
and 50 Shaved Old Gays,
424
00:14:39,428 --> 00:14:40,795
have your back.
425
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:41,863
Oof!
426
00:14:41,897 --> 00:14:43,765
Really stepped in it
this time, Knope.
427
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:45,433
Why isn't
the other candidate's wife
428
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,935
being scrutinized like this?
429
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:50,538
Because June Hartwell
is a lukewarm bowl of nothing.
430
00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:51,973
She started
an awareness campaign
431
00:14:52,007 --> 00:14:53,241
called "Bring a Sweater."
432
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:54,809
She calls it
goose-bump prevention.
433
00:14:54,844 --> 00:14:56,277
Come on, you guys,
you know the drill.
434
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,046
Just ignore the fact
that you're right,
435
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,616
put on your blandest outfits,
so that one, hopefully,
436
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,610
and then just go out there
and publicly apologize.
437
00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:04,586
Done.
438
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,554
- What?
- Apologize for what?
439
00:15:06,589 --> 00:15:08,467
Doesn't matter.
Just say you're sorry.
440
00:15:08,587 --> 00:15:09,802
It's like taking
a shot of tequila.
441
00:15:09,856 --> 00:15:11,424
You just got to force it down.
442
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:13,693
Suddenly, the world feels
so much more pleasant.
443
00:15:13,727 --> 00:15:16,228
I do three shots every time
I have to enter this house.
444
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,799
[sighs]
[doorbell rings]
445
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,867
Donna, what are you
doing here so early?
446
00:15:21,902 --> 00:15:23,069
I come bearing gifts.
447
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:25,004
First off,
I got a dude in maintenance
448
00:15:25,038 --> 00:15:26,439
to open up that grate
this morning.
449
00:15:26,473 --> 00:15:30,876
So here's your rings,
keys, credit cards,
450
00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:32,578
and I found some heart medicine
I assume is yours.
451
00:15:32,612 --> 00:15:34,714
Yeah, no, that's mine.
That's mine. Oh, my gosh.
452
00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:36,182
Also, I thought I'd bring over
453
00:15:36,216 --> 00:15:38,050
some fresh oranges
for you and Gayle.
454
00:15:38,085 --> 00:15:40,252
Okay, well,
that is just so kind, Donna.
455
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,387
Thank you.
456
00:15:41,421 --> 00:15:43,556
- You're one of a kind, Garry.
- Oh.
457
00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:46,158
And I just want to thank you
for taking me down memory lane,
458
00:15:46,193 --> 00:15:47,560
you big B word.
459
00:15:47,594 --> 00:15:49,862
- Oh.
- "Buddy."
460
00:15:51,498 --> 00:15:54,233
(Milton) So much has
changed around here.
461
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:57,436
Uhh, I just wanted to remember
the good old days,
462
00:15:57,471 --> 00:15:59,605
when a shoe shine was two bits
463
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,242
and there were no Mexicans
in the music business.
464
00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:05,177
If you don't mind,
Councilman Milton,
465
00:16:05,212 --> 00:16:07,346
we just need
to search this stand.
466
00:16:07,381 --> 00:16:09,215
Yes! Found it.
467
00:16:12,219 --> 00:16:15,621
"Hi, Andy.
I hate people, but you are okay.
468
00:16:15,656 --> 00:16:17,623
It's weird. Woof, woof.
April."
469
00:16:17,658 --> 00:16:19,091
Oh, my God, babe,
you were so into me.
470
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:20,359
That's hilarious.
471
00:16:20,394 --> 00:16:21,560
That's it.
472
00:16:21,595 --> 00:16:24,196
It's a dead end.
No more clues.
473
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:28,000
See me in my office.
474
00:16:28,035 --> 00:16:29,735
If it makes you feel any better,
475
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:32,805
I had a big crush on you too.
476
00:16:32,839 --> 00:16:36,142
It does make me feel
a little better. Thanks.
477
00:16:36,176 --> 00:16:37,777
Oh, thank God.
478
00:16:37,811 --> 00:16:39,845
Get off my boat!
479
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,047
[applause]
480
00:16:41,081 --> 00:16:42,248
Good afternoon.
481
00:16:42,282 --> 00:16:44,450
I'm here today
to share with you all
482
00:16:44,484 --> 00:16:47,954
my vision for the economic
future of Southern Indiana,
483
00:16:47,988 --> 00:16:51,991
but first, Leslie Knope,
my wife...
484
00:16:52,025 --> 00:16:53,192
has a brief statement.
485
00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:54,226
Hello, everyone.
486
00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:55,361
Thank you. Wow.
487
00:16:55,395 --> 00:16:57,296
How about this weather
we're having?
488
00:16:57,330 --> 00:16:58,731
Very temperate.
489
00:16:58,765 --> 00:16:59,732
Okay.
490
00:16:59,766 --> 00:17:01,767
Recently,
I made an attempt to--
491
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:03,302
Actually, hang on. Stop.
492
00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:07,473
I'm sorry. This whole thing
just makes me queasy
493
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:11,077
I love how independent
my wife is,
494
00:17:11,111 --> 00:17:14,113
and because of that,
I will not let her speak.
495
00:17:14,147 --> 00:17:15,581
That came out wrong.
496
00:17:15,615 --> 00:17:19,118
The point is
Leslie is a great mother,
497
00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:21,954
public servant,
all-around person,
498
00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:25,391
and I am tired of everybody
constantly telling her
499
00:17:25,425 --> 00:17:27,560
that she's making
the wrong choice.
500
00:17:28,895 --> 00:17:30,596
So you can say
whatever you want.
501
00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:33,265
I couldn't care less about
the political consequences.
502
00:17:34,635 --> 00:17:36,302
Thank you, Ben.
503
00:17:36,336 --> 00:17:38,671
Well, the first thing
I'm gonna do is say sorry.
504
00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:42,641
I'm sorry that the spotlight
is on me and not on Ben,
505
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:45,611
because he is going to make
a great congressman.
506
00:17:45,646 --> 00:17:47,179
Second, the Male Men.
507
00:17:47,214 --> 00:17:48,547
Where are you? Ah!
508
00:17:48,582 --> 00:17:50,549
You're ridiculous,
and men's rights is nothing.
509
00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:52,952
Third, I'm now gonna give you
permanent answers
510
00:17:52,986 --> 00:17:55,554
to all the silly questions that
you're gonna end up asking me
511
00:17:55,589 --> 00:17:57,890
and every other woman in this
election over the next few months.
512
00:17:57,924 --> 00:17:59,725
Why did I change my hairstyle?
513
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,961
Well, I don't know, I just
thought it would look better.
514
00:18:01,962 --> 00:18:03,796
Or my kids got gum in it.
515
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,398
Are you trying to have it all?
516
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,767
That question makes no sense.
It's a stupid question.
517
00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,302
Stop asking it.
Don't ask it.
518
00:18:09,336 --> 00:18:10,970
Do you miss your kids
while you're at work?
519
00:18:11,004 --> 00:18:12,638
Yes, of course I do.
520
00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,040
Everybody does.
521
00:18:14,074 --> 00:18:16,475
And then, you know,
sometimes I don't.
522
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,878
Yeah, and by the way, no one's
ever asked me that question.
523
00:18:18,912 --> 00:18:20,780
No one asks me,
"Where are your kids?"
524
00:18:20,814 --> 00:18:22,114
Or "Who's taking care
of them?"
525
00:18:22,149 --> 00:18:24,083
By the way, who is taking care
of the kids right now?
526
00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:25,217
My mom, babe.
Everything's fine.
527
00:18:25,252 --> 00:18:26,219
Right.
528
00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:27,653
So maybe Leslie doesn't fit
529
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:30,723
your personal idea of what
a candidate's wife should be.
530
00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:32,291
So what?
531
00:18:32,326 --> 00:18:34,060
That's good,
because there shouldn't be
532
00:18:34,094 --> 00:18:35,227
just one idea anyway.
533
00:18:35,262 --> 00:18:36,395
That's right.
534
00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:37,763
If you want to bake a pie,
that's great.
535
00:18:37,798 --> 00:18:39,465
If you want to have a career,
that's great too.
536
00:18:39,499 --> 00:18:41,667
Do both or neither.
It doesn't matter.
537
00:18:41,702 --> 00:18:44,637
Just don't judge what
someone else has decided to do.
538
00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:47,139
I mean, we're all just trying
to find the right path for us
539
00:18:47,174 --> 00:18:50,810
as individuals on this Earth.
540
00:18:50,844 --> 00:18:52,478
[sighs]
541
00:18:52,512 --> 00:18:55,981
[booing, cheers, and applause]
542
00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:58,217
I'd say that's 50/50
boos and cheers.
543
00:18:58,251 --> 00:18:59,418
Yeah, that seems about right.
544
00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:02,455
Let Ben speak!
Let Ben speak!
545
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:03,422
He just spoke.
546
00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:05,391
Oh. Sorry.
I-I just got here.
547
00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:06,659
I had a broken bike chain.
548
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:07,927
My bad.
549
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,333
So I guess we are celebrating
550
00:19:11,453 --> 00:19:15,256
that you trusted me
and I let you down.
551
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,391
Great.
552
00:19:16,425 --> 00:19:19,694
I change my house locks
every 16 days.
553
00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:21,229
That key has been useless
554
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:24,766
since the second Tuesday
after I gave it to you.
555
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,202
What matters is that I trust you
556
00:19:27,236 --> 00:19:29,771
and admire you as a person.
557
00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:32,774
I will be sorry
to see you leave this town
558
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:35,343
for many reasons...
559
00:19:35,377 --> 00:19:36,811
not the least of which
560
00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:40,515
is that you created a puzzle
that even I couldn't solve.
561
00:19:40,549 --> 00:19:45,053
And boy, oh, boy,
did you love Andy.
562
00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:46,788
[laughs]
563
00:19:46,822 --> 00:19:49,424
"Woof, woof."
[laughs]
564
00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,292
It really is embarrassing.
565
00:19:51,327 --> 00:19:53,394
Oh, my God.
I totally know where the key is.
566
00:19:53,429 --> 00:19:56,064
[shovel scraping]
567
00:19:56,098 --> 00:19:57,632
[clanking]
568
00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:00,969
[laughing]
569
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:03,271
How'd you remember?
570
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,740
"Woof, woof."
571
00:20:05,774 --> 00:20:06,975
Bark.
572
00:20:07,009 --> 00:20:09,244
Why here?
573
00:20:10,913 --> 00:20:13,281
Because this tree
reminds me of you.
574
00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:16,383
It's strong and quiet
575
00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:19,090
and always here when you need it...
576
00:20:20,663 --> 00:20:22,072
or whatever.
577
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,838
(Ron) I have always felt a
certain kinship with April,
578
00:20:25,873 --> 00:20:27,353
and this is proof
that I was correct--
579
00:20:27,913 --> 00:20:30,048
not the nice things
she said about me,
580
00:20:30,082 --> 00:20:32,517
the fact that I buried
a large amount of gold
581
00:20:32,551 --> 00:20:34,619
under that same tree years ago.
582
00:20:36,188 --> 00:20:38,623
I've since moved it.
583
00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:40,558
Or have I?
584
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,327
[knock at door]
585
00:20:42,361 --> 00:20:43,795
- Elise.
- Oh...
586
00:20:43,829 --> 00:20:45,363
What did I do wrong now?
587
00:20:45,397 --> 00:20:47,865
No, actually,
we at the I.O.W.
588
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,567
loved what you said
in your speech.
589
00:20:49,602 --> 00:20:50,835
Really?
590
00:20:50,869 --> 00:20:54,405
But what we loved even more
was how you, Ben,
591
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,709
gave Leslie a platform
in which to speak her mind.
592
00:20:59,044 --> 00:21:01,014
Congratulations, Ben Wyatt.
593
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:04,449
You are this year's I.O.W.
Woman of the Year.
594
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:06,069
Son of a bitch.
595
00:21:06,189 --> 00:21:12,129
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