1 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:04,452 - Oh, God. - Hey, Boo-boo bear. 2 00:00:04,718 --> 00:00:06,052 What did you just call me? 3 00:00:06,086 --> 00:00:07,503 - Boo-boo bear. - Oh. 4 00:00:07,537 --> 00:00:09,672 It's one of several nicknames I made up for you, 5 00:00:09,706 --> 00:00:11,674 and you can choose which one you like best, 6 00:00:11,708 --> 00:00:13,426 'cause I want this to be a give and take. 7 00:00:13,477 --> 00:00:16,512 Okay, we went out once, and nothing happened. 8 00:00:16,546 --> 00:00:18,347 There is no "this." 9 00:00:18,382 --> 00:00:19,732 We have "cookie tush"... 10 00:00:19,766 --> 00:00:21,317 Wow, just right out the gate. 11 00:00:21,351 --> 00:00:23,352 "Winnie the boo," "Lady presh-presh," 12 00:00:23,387 --> 00:00:25,955 "Ann-Berry sauce," "Annie get your boo," 13 00:00:25,989 --> 00:00:28,357 "Tommy's girl," "Annie banannie--" 14 00:00:28,391 --> 00:00:30,109 Hey! 15 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:32,411 All right, let's do this. 16 00:00:34,765 --> 00:00:37,116 What are you doing? 17 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,769 Is this not one of those? 18 00:00:39,803 --> 00:00:41,070 I might have misread the vibe. 19 00:00:41,088 --> 00:00:44,307 Oh, my God, dude, you have to be cooler about this. 20 00:00:44,341 --> 00:00:46,742 Look, I told Leslie because she's my best friend, 21 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:49,295 but if anybody finds out about this 22 00:00:49,346 --> 00:00:50,513 and they start jabbering, 23 00:00:50,547 --> 00:00:52,748 it's gonna make it really hard to know 24 00:00:52,766 --> 00:00:54,784 if this is actually anything, 25 00:00:54,818 --> 00:00:58,454 so just keep it on the DL, okay? 26 00:00:58,488 --> 00:01:00,640 I feel like you're embarrassed by me. 27 00:01:00,691 --> 00:01:01,757 That is accurate. 28 00:01:02,275 --> 00:01:03,609 Can I at least change my Facebook status 29 00:01:03,644 --> 00:01:04,760 to "In a relationship"? 30 00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:06,228 Definitely not. 31 00:01:06,262 --> 00:01:07,229 "It's complicated"? 32 00:01:07,263 --> 00:01:08,262 [Sighs] 33 00:01:08,263 --> 00:01:09,114 Whatever. 34 00:01:09,115 --> 00:01:11,133 Am I in a relationship? 35 00:01:13,236 --> 00:01:14,837 It's complicated. 36 00:01:14,871 --> 00:01:17,873 [Triumphant music] Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:17,874 --> 00:01:19,474 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 38 00:01:35,658 --> 00:01:36,342 [Knock at door] 39 00:01:36,343 --> 00:01:37,927 Chief Trumple, nice to see you. 40 00:01:37,961 --> 00:01:39,662 - Hi, - Hey, Knope. Wyatt. 41 00:01:39,696 --> 00:01:42,398 Been a long time, eh, cap'n? Or Captain. 42 00:01:42,432 --> 00:01:43,733 "Oh, Captain, my Captain!" 43 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:45,668 From Dead Poets' Society. 44 00:01:45,702 --> 00:01:47,737 - You getting weird already? - Nope, I'm good. 45 00:01:47,771 --> 00:01:49,572 Pawnee's police chief is retiring, 46 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:51,941 and I'm trying to get his endorsement before he goes. 47 00:01:51,975 --> 00:01:55,478 I'm really nervous because I need this for my campaign. 48 00:01:55,512 --> 00:01:58,447 And Ben is really nervous because he is afraid of cops. 49 00:01:58,482 --> 00:02:00,883 I'm not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be. 50 00:02:00,917 --> 00:02:02,918 I never break any laws, ever... 51 00:02:02,953 --> 00:02:06,188 Because I'm deathly afraid of cops. 52 00:02:06,223 --> 00:02:08,207 Look, Knope, I've always liked you. 53 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,059 But the Newports run this town. 54 00:02:10,093 --> 00:02:11,210 And frankly, they've donated 55 00:02:11,261 --> 00:02:12,795 a lot of money to the department. 56 00:02:12,829 --> 00:02:15,164 Mo' money, mo' problems, that's what I always say. 57 00:02:15,198 --> 00:02:17,800 How about "mo' money, more protective kevlar vests" 58 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:19,402 - that save lives"? - I-I... 59 00:02:19,436 --> 00:02:20,669 Sometimes I say that, too. 60 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:22,171 I understand you need to think about it, 61 00:02:22,205 --> 00:02:24,339 but if you were going to make a decision-- 62 00:02:24,357 --> 00:02:26,208 The guys are throwing me a little retirement thing 63 00:02:26,243 --> 00:02:27,410 tonight at O'Flynnigans. 64 00:02:27,444 --> 00:02:29,111 There's gonna be beer. 65 00:02:29,146 --> 00:02:31,380 So why don't you swing by? I'll give you an answer. 66 00:02:31,415 --> 00:02:32,698 Weirdo can come, too. 67 00:02:32,733 --> 00:02:34,450 - All right. - Let's go. 68 00:02:34,484 --> 00:02:36,285 - Oh, hey, uh, may I say... - Don't. 69 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:38,070 - That the boys in blue... - Stop. 70 00:02:38,121 --> 00:02:39,121 are heroes? 71 00:02:39,156 --> 00:02:41,023 Obviously some more than others. 72 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:44,359 Oh, boy, here it comes. 73 00:02:44,377 --> 00:02:45,411 9/11. 74 00:02:45,462 --> 00:02:47,046 - And we're walking. - Okay. 75 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,749 Listen up, people. This is very serious. 76 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,334 Jerry, if you're eating, you're not listening. 77 00:02:52,368 --> 00:02:54,553 Thanks, babe. I don't know how many of you have heard, 78 00:02:54,588 --> 00:02:56,906 but there's a flesh-eating virus going around. 79 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:57,973 Yeah. 80 00:02:58,008 --> 00:02:59,341 It's called "music," 81 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:02,011 and there's only one way to get a vaccine, 82 00:03:02,045 --> 00:03:04,730 and that is to play it. 83 00:03:04,765 --> 00:03:07,850 To play the-- you get an injection-- 84 00:03:07,884 --> 00:03:09,251 Just say your piece, son. 85 00:03:09,286 --> 00:03:12,488 I have finished writing Leslie's campaign anthem. 86 00:03:12,522 --> 00:03:15,424 It's called Catch Your Dream, and it's amazing. 87 00:03:15,459 --> 00:03:17,393 It's kind of like We Are The World, 88 00:03:17,427 --> 00:03:19,161 except I actually think it could have 89 00:03:19,196 --> 00:03:20,629 a real impact on society. 90 00:03:20,664 --> 00:03:23,399 Here's the thing--we need backup singers, and I thought, 91 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:26,168 "who better to be backup singers than Leslie's campaign team?" 92 00:03:26,203 --> 00:03:28,070 Everyone's got something they're in charge of 93 00:03:28,105 --> 00:03:29,171 for Leslie's campaign. 94 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,273 My job is the song. 95 00:03:31,308 --> 00:03:32,975 She originally put me in charge of hot dogs 96 00:03:33,009 --> 00:03:34,910 at this fund-raising barbecue, and I dropped them all-- 97 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:36,712 all of them, like a thousand, 98 00:03:36,746 --> 00:03:38,981 so I really want to do a good job. 99 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:40,749 So we're gonna record this bitch tonight, 100 00:03:40,784 --> 00:03:43,135 6:00, Doubletime Studio. 101 00:03:43,186 --> 00:03:44,420 Doubletime, you said? 102 00:03:44,454 --> 00:03:46,472 Little brick building over on Liondale Road? 103 00:03:46,523 --> 00:03:47,807 Yeah, you know the one? 104 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:49,591 No. 105 00:03:49,609 --> 00:03:51,593 You could not keep it together in there. 106 00:03:51,611 --> 00:03:53,028 I know. I'm sorry. 107 00:03:53,063 --> 00:03:54,814 But I'm fine now, 108 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:57,116 as long as we get out of here as quickly as possible 109 00:03:57,150 --> 00:03:58,117 and never come back. 110 00:03:58,151 --> 00:03:59,118 Hey, Leslie! 111 00:03:59,152 --> 00:04:01,003 Oh! 112 00:04:01,037 --> 00:04:02,288 - Dave. - Hey. 113 00:04:02,322 --> 00:04:05,608 - Oh, my God. Wow. - Hey. 114 00:04:05,642 --> 00:04:06,742 You look great. 115 00:04:06,776 --> 00:04:09,628 San Diego sun... Got me all tanned up. 116 00:04:09,663 --> 00:04:12,498 - So what are you-- oh, sorry. 117 00:04:12,549 --> 00:04:13,883 Um, Ben, this, uh-- 118 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,968 this is my-- this is Dave Sanderson. 119 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:19,505 - Oh, hey. - Nice to meet you. 120 00:04:19,556 --> 00:04:22,975 Uh, yes, uh, Leslie Knope is a female person 121 00:04:23,009 --> 00:04:25,344 with whom I was involved. 122 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:29,198 We had a romantic-- "romantical" involvement 123 00:04:29,232 --> 00:04:31,567 until I relocated to San Diego, 124 00:04:31,601 --> 00:04:34,486 which is-- that's in California, 125 00:04:34,521 --> 00:04:37,156 which is southwest of here by a number of miles. 126 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:42,144 So we terminated our involvement at that time. 127 00:04:42,179 --> 00:04:43,662 Are you here for a while? 128 00:04:43,697 --> 00:04:44,713 No, just tonight, 129 00:04:44,748 --> 00:04:46,415 for the chief's retirement thing. 130 00:04:46,449 --> 00:04:48,984 Oh, yeah, we're going to that, too, actually, 131 00:04:49,002 --> 00:04:50,286 but we're gonna go a little later, 132 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,420 'cause first, we're going to have dinner 133 00:04:51,454 --> 00:04:53,322 at a really nice new French restaurant. 134 00:04:53,356 --> 00:04:56,491 Cool. I'm gonna go to the gas station 135 00:04:56,509 --> 00:04:57,993 and get a frozen burrito 136 00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:01,730 and eat it right there at that table. 137 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:04,600 Well, see you later. 138 00:05:04,634 --> 00:05:06,218 You should come to dinner with us. 139 00:05:06,269 --> 00:05:07,469 Okay. 140 00:05:07,503 --> 00:05:09,355 I shouldn't have invited him. I'm sorry. 141 00:05:09,389 --> 00:05:10,773 Oh, no, no-- 142 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:12,558 No, that's okay. 143 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:14,843 I mean, I just feel like it's kind of odd 144 00:05:14,878 --> 00:05:17,112 for me and him to hang out with you. 145 00:05:17,147 --> 00:05:19,481 Honestly, if you want to just go out with him alone, 146 00:05:19,515 --> 00:05:20,583 I'd be totally okay with it. 147 00:05:20,617 --> 00:05:22,351 No, look, he's here for one night. 148 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,386 He's a really great guy, and he's gonna love you, 149 00:05:24,421 --> 00:05:28,040 which--bonus--will make all the other cops love you. 150 00:05:28,074 --> 00:05:30,993 Dave is a great person, and he's a great judge of character. 151 00:05:31,027 --> 00:05:32,828 Tonight he's going to endorse Ben, 152 00:05:32,862 --> 00:05:35,197 and Trumple is going to endorse me. 153 00:05:35,232 --> 00:05:36,665 Double endorsement. 154 00:05:36,699 --> 00:05:39,084 Ooh, that sounds like an Ashley Judd movie. 155 00:05:39,135 --> 00:05:41,503 Studio's down here. Let's go. 156 00:05:41,537 --> 00:05:45,341 Hustle, people, come on. Jerry... 157 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:47,393 Ah. 158 00:05:49,712 --> 00:05:50,913 That's vandalism. 159 00:05:50,947 --> 00:05:52,514 I have a problem. 160 00:05:52,548 --> 00:05:55,651 This happens to be the studio where a local saxophone legend 161 00:05:55,685 --> 00:05:57,720 named Duke Silver records his albums. 162 00:05:57,754 --> 00:05:59,021 I've heard of him. 163 00:05:59,055 --> 00:06:02,024 I heard he makes mature women swoon when he plays. 164 00:06:02,058 --> 00:06:03,492 From what I've heard about Duke, 165 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:04,994 he's kind of a private guy. 166 00:06:05,028 --> 00:06:06,745 He doesn't want his nosy coworkers 167 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:10,466 discussing his music with him or knowing that he exists. 168 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,402 So, if you happen to see any memorabilia laying around, 169 00:06:13,436 --> 00:06:15,437 kindly and discreetly discard it. 170 00:06:15,472 --> 00:06:17,640 - You got it, Duke. - Don't call me that. 171 00:06:17,674 --> 00:06:18,941 I dig your groovy tunes, man. 172 00:06:18,975 --> 00:06:20,125 Did you hear me? 173 00:06:20,176 --> 00:06:22,294 I said, "I dig your groovy tunes, man." 174 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:23,796 Yo, Chuck, we're going to go ahead 175 00:06:23,847 --> 00:06:25,764 and play and sing at the same time. 176 00:06:25,799 --> 00:06:28,250 I want this to have the electricity of a live concert. 177 00:06:28,268 --> 00:06:30,919 So we have to play it perfectly every time? 178 00:06:30,937 --> 00:06:32,187 [Laughs] 179 00:06:32,222 --> 00:06:33,973 [Sarcastically] No, Burly, play it "unperfectly." 180 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:35,491 You mean imperfectly? 181 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:36,525 I mean perfectly. 182 00:06:36,559 --> 00:06:39,311 - God, that was hot nonsense. - Yeah. 183 00:06:39,362 --> 00:06:41,030 Hey, uh, can I have a sip of that water? 184 00:06:41,064 --> 00:06:42,614 - Oh, sure. - Thanks. 185 00:06:42,649 --> 00:06:43,866 [Chuckles] That's sweet. 186 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,169 The two of you sharing a nice bottle of-- 187 00:06:47,203 --> 00:06:50,272 - You told them. - [Scoffs] What? 188 00:06:50,307 --> 00:06:52,274 I asked you for one thing. 189 00:06:52,309 --> 00:06:53,909 Fine. I told them we went on a date. 190 00:06:53,943 --> 00:06:56,445 - When? - As soon as I possibly could. 191 00:06:56,463 --> 00:06:58,163 I texted them while we were on the date. 192 00:06:58,214 --> 00:06:59,782 - [Sighs] - I'm sorry. 193 00:06:59,816 --> 00:07:01,317 But you are too hot to hide, Ann. 194 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:03,819 This is on you. 195 00:07:03,853 --> 00:07:05,754 Hey. [Drumsticks tapping] 196 00:07:05,789 --> 00:07:09,341 When you two spoon, who spoons who? 197 00:07:10,092 --> 00:07:12,126 Ben's doing an amazing job as campaign manager. 198 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,062 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 199 00:07:13,096 --> 00:07:14,980 He's really smart. You know, a campaign manager 200 00:07:15,015 --> 00:07:17,433 is only as good as the campaign person 201 00:07:17,467 --> 00:07:18,901 that he is managing. 202 00:07:18,935 --> 00:07:21,170 So I'm trying to say you're a real smart lady. 203 00:07:21,204 --> 00:07:22,354 Uh, you can say that again. 204 00:07:22,405 --> 00:07:23,638 If anything, I'm holding her back. 205 00:07:23,656 --> 00:07:25,441 Aw, Ben. 206 00:07:25,475 --> 00:07:26,975 I said my thing first. 207 00:07:27,010 --> 00:07:29,078 Actually, that's why we were at the police station today. 208 00:07:29,112 --> 00:07:30,746 We're trying to get Chief Trumple's endorsement. 209 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:32,164 Oh, yeah? Hugh's a buddy of mine. 210 00:07:32,198 --> 00:07:33,515 I could probably get him to endorse you. 211 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:34,817 Oh, man, that would be amazing. 212 00:07:34,851 --> 00:07:35,984 - Yeah. - Thank you. 213 00:07:36,019 --> 00:07:38,337 Excuse me. I'm gonna use the bathroom. 214 00:07:38,371 --> 00:07:39,988 Uh, you mean "the whiz palace." 215 00:07:40,006 --> 00:07:41,990 Leslie calls it that sometimes. 216 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:44,326 I know. It's kind of cute, right? 217 00:07:44,361 --> 00:07:45,961 Yeah, that's real cute. 218 00:07:45,995 --> 00:07:47,262 [Ben and Leslie laugh] 219 00:07:49,265 --> 00:07:51,667 - So, how is San D-- - I'm still in love with you. 220 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:53,535 - What did you just say? - Nothing. 221 00:07:53,570 --> 00:07:56,338 I did--nuttin' was said. Nuttin' was just now-- 222 00:07:56,373 --> 00:07:58,207 Did you just say you were still in love with me? 223 00:07:58,241 --> 00:07:59,525 No, I don't think I said that. 224 00:07:59,559 --> 00:08:01,944 Dave, why would you tell me that here and now? 225 00:08:01,978 --> 00:08:03,946 Because it's accurate. 226 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:06,065 And because he's not here right now, 227 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:07,583 so I thought this would be a good time. 228 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,551 Can I just please talk to you about this for five minutes? 229 00:08:09,586 --> 00:08:11,553 No, you cannot bring this up at all 230 00:08:11,588 --> 00:08:12,988 when my boyfriend is here. 231 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:14,690 Okay, we'll get rid of him. That's a good call. 232 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:16,325 No, bad call. That's not the call. 233 00:08:16,359 --> 00:08:18,060 Okay, if we leave now while he's in the whiz palace... 234 00:08:18,094 --> 00:08:19,378 - No, listen to me. Listen-- 235 00:08:19,412 --> 00:08:20,629 Hey. 236 00:08:20,663 --> 00:08:23,999 Whizzingham manor. 237 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:27,553 It's another funny name for the bathroom... 238 00:08:27,587 --> 00:08:29,304 That I thought of. 239 00:08:30,045 --> 00:08:32,312 All: ♪ Catch your dream ♪ 240 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:33,946 [Snaps fingers] 241 00:08:33,964 --> 00:08:36,449 All: ♪ and shackle it to your heart. ♪ 242 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:37,884 [Snaps fingers] 243 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,620 - ♪ Catch your-- - No, no, no, no, no. 244 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,888 Was that a joke? 245 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,589 Were you joking just now? Because if so, 246 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:49,295 that was hilarious...ly awful...ly funny 247 00:08:49,313 --> 00:08:50,363 how bad that was. 248 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,498 Why don't you take 15 minutes 249 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,267 and really think about whether or not 250 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,185 you want to be part of this? 251 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,104 He's a gorgeous genius, people. 252 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,689 Don't question his methods. 253 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:03,476 Tom, am I to understand correctly that you are now 254 00:09:03,494 --> 00:09:06,312 romantically involved with Ann Perkins? 255 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:09,148 Tsk. Oh, are you about to give me the whole 256 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,317 "she's a great girl, I need to treat her right" speech, 257 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:14,087 - since you guys used to date? - No. 258 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,707 But she is, and you should. 259 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:22,061 I just had no idea, and so now I have to... 260 00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:25,565 Adjust. 261 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,634 Tsk. Okay, great talk. 262 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,736 Uh, how's work out there, Dave? 263 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,971 Pretty good. 264 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,942 Caught a lot of bad guys, about six bad guys. 265 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,276 So you're leaving tomorrow? 266 00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:39,011 I'm scheduled to leave tomorrow 267 00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:41,781 on the 12:15 flight through Salt Lake City. 268 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,883 Oh, it was so good to see you. 269 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,385 - But I may be coming back. - How's that, now? 270 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:49,288 - Well, I'm mainly here to interview for Trumple's job-- 271 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,290 - Police chief. - Dude, that's amazing. 272 00:09:51,325 --> 00:09:54,243 You should totally be chief. You could endorse Leslie. 273 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:55,962 I would definitely endorse Leslie. 274 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,063 You don't have to. 275 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,415 There's a lot of good candidates. 276 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:03,436 I think I'm gonna take a little--go outside. 277 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,571 You look like I could use some company. 278 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:07,089 - What? - What? 279 00:10:07,141 --> 00:10:09,075 Would you like to step outside with me and catch up? 280 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,426 We have caught up. 281 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:13,262 We talked about San Diego and about the six bad guys. 282 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,313 I think we're good. 283 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:15,548 I could take a little jaunt with you. 284 00:10:15,566 --> 00:10:17,567 No, I don't want that. 285 00:10:17,601 --> 00:10:20,086 Well, I'm already-- I already said I'm gonna go, 286 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,354 so I guess--I'm a man of my word. 287 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,438 I'm gonna go. 288 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,624 - Take your time. - Okay, thank you. 289 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,426 Okay, honestly, how do you think I'm doing? 290 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,095 'Cause I feel like we're getting along pretty well. 291 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,396 He said he's still in love with me. 292 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,764 What's that? 293 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,065 While you were in the bathroom, 294 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,900 he said he was still in love with me. 295 00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:37,937 Oh, my God. Leslie, he's a cop. 296 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,673 He's in love with you, and he has a gun? 297 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,425 - Can you just not freak out? - I'm not freaking out! 298 00:10:42,459 --> 00:10:43,609 - Okay. - I'm not freaking-- 299 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,927 Uh... [Laughs nervously] 300 00:10:44,962 --> 00:10:47,246 I know, that's--I know. 301 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:50,616 Uh, it was raining out, so I didn't want to get wet. 302 00:10:52,436 --> 00:10:55,288 I got some hot tea with honey-- 303 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,389 good for the voice. 304 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,923 I recommend you all try it. 305 00:10:57,941 --> 00:11:01,093 Mine's really just a cup of honey, 'cause tea is gross. 306 00:11:01,111 --> 00:11:03,362 Now, here's the thing-- we're gonna start from scratch. 307 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,481 We're gonna get rid of this whole sucky vibe. 308 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,932 I'm thinking we could-- 309 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:10,570 Whoo! To the man! 310 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:13,439 I was thinking, like, a crazy rock star vibe! 311 00:11:13,457 --> 00:11:15,875 See where her head's at? 312 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,160 Follow her lead. That was amazing. 313 00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:20,779 Next thing, I want to hear how all of us sing on our own, 314 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,832 so we can figure out where we're going wrong. 315 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,751 This is not an audition, so relax. 316 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,453 But if you don't sing good, you're out of here. 317 00:11:27,471 --> 00:11:29,789 [Whispering] I think you sound like an angel, 318 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,557 and everyone else sounds like demons. 319 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:33,226 I think you shouldn't whisper. 320 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,927 Yeah, Ann's mad at me now, 321 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,663 but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. 322 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,566 I don't want to brag, but I have a ton of experience 323 00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,101 with women being mad at me. 324 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,403 Chris, you're first. Sing anything you want. 325 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:46,706 - Let me hear it. - Okay. 326 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,343 ♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪ 327 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,663 ♪ take me out to the game 328 00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:57,550 ♪ I just want to be at the game ♪ 329 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,519 ♪ I would like to eat at the game ♪ 330 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:04,223 ♪ I'd like popcorn and candy and the home team ♪ 331 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:07,093 ♪ at the game! 332 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,544 Boom. 333 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,879 And the check, as you requested. 334 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,430 Here's my credit card-- quick, now. 335 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,765 - Check? - Yeah. 336 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,700 You like dessert. Why don't you get a dessert? 337 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,969 Oh, dessert's overrated and gross. 338 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,805 Dave, thank you so much for a lovely evening. 339 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,057 Oh, actually, 340 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,976 Ben, would you mind if I talked to Leslie alone? 341 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:26,846 Uh, actually, Dave, I'd like to talk to you. 342 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,148 I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to Leslie. 343 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,284 Well, I want to talk to you, and if not, 344 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,568 then I'd like to talk to Leslie. 345 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,903 Well, I'd like to talk to Ben, 346 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,355 and then I'd like the three of us to talk together. 347 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,124 Well, then I'll talk to Ben, 348 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,493 and then you-- and then I'll talk to you, 349 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,994 and then you'll talk to each other, 350 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,579 and then we'll all three talk, then. 351 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:47,233 - All right. - So who's talking now? 352 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,552 All: ♪ Catch your dream 353 00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:53,723 ♪ don't let it spread its wings and fly away ♪ 354 00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:56,926 Stop the song, stop the song right now! 355 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,445 Please, stop it! Oh, for [Bleep] sake. 356 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,047 Ann, I caught feelings for you, 357 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,381 and I want you to be my girl, 358 00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:04,183 - [sighs] - And I don't care who knows. 359 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,552 I know you don't care, dummy. I care. 360 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,421 Let's not get hung up on who wants what. 361 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,456 You know what? I'm calling this. We're done. 362 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,391 What about our next date? 363 00:13:12,426 --> 00:13:14,060 If you want another date, keep walking away. 364 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,029 [Door slams] 365 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,329 She's still walking. 366 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,748 I need you to know something, man-to-man. 367 00:13:18,782 --> 00:13:20,866 I still have feelings for Leslie, 368 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,601 in a womanly fashion, 369 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:26,572 and I believe she feels the same towards me, 370 00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:29,041 in a manly way. 371 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:32,278 She doesn't feel the same way, because she has a boyfriend-- 372 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,015 um, me, and--and-- and--and we love each other. 373 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,801 That's--that information is-- it's not pertinent... 374 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,353 - Well, I-- - Frankly, at this juncture. 375 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:44,156 I just said to you one thing, and you're "contraring" me. 376 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,691 I don't think that's a word. 377 00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:49,928 I think we'd all appreciate it if you would just let me have 378 00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:51,397 three minutes with her alone. 379 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,066 Consequently, I'd like you to clear the area. 380 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:57,403 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna give my blessing 381 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,106 for you to go and try and win my girlfriend away from me. 382 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,909 I think that that's reasonable. 383 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,544 Okay. 384 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:06,812 Okay, and I want to thank you. 385 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,964 I want to thank you for having this talk with me... 386 00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:10,216 - Man-to-man. - Oh, well, thank you. 387 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,584 - Thank you very much. - What-- 388 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,502 - what are you doing? - I'm doing that. 389 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,521 Are you serious? 390 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,290 - You brought it on yourself. - What? 391 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:21,584 I've got something I gotta say to you. 392 00:14:21,585 --> 00:14:23,253 - Where's Ben? - He left. 393 00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:25,021 - He left? - Yeah, he said, 394 00:14:25,056 --> 00:14:27,223 "I got somewhere I got to-- important to go, 395 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:28,675 and I don't respect her as a woman." 396 00:14:29,226 --> 00:14:30,393 He said that? 397 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:33,680 And he acted more effeminate than he does in front of you. 398 00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:37,500 Just--look, I got some-- something to say, 399 00:14:37,535 --> 00:14:40,036 and it's emotional, and it's important. 400 00:14:40,071 --> 00:14:41,271 I need 30 seconds. 401 00:14:41,305 --> 00:14:42,856 Okay, what? Go ahead. What is it? 402 00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:45,575 Okay. 403 00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:48,194 Romance-- [Cell phone ringing] 404 00:14:50,381 --> 00:14:52,849 Hello? 405 00:14:54,285 --> 00:14:55,535 Are you okay? 406 00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:56,652 Yeah. 407 00:14:56,670 --> 00:14:58,722 I have to pee really bad, ironically. 408 00:14:58,756 --> 00:15:00,023 What were you thinking? 409 00:15:00,057 --> 00:15:02,158 I was thinking that I would cuff him, 410 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,328 and--and then I could have time to speak to you, 411 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,364 and then you would decide to be with me, 412 00:15:07,398 --> 00:15:09,566 and then I would come back here, 413 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,101 and we would uncuff him together. 414 00:15:11,135 --> 00:15:12,369 Can you just uncuff him, please? 415 00:15:12,403 --> 00:15:13,836 Sorry. 416 00:15:13,854 --> 00:15:18,074 Would you look at that? Nature is throwing me a bone. 417 00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:20,977 Haverford playbook move number two-- 418 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:23,363 "ladies love a guy waiting for them in the rain." 419 00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:25,398 - ♪ D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d 420 00:15:25,449 --> 00:15:26,916 [humming] 421 00:15:26,951 --> 00:15:29,586 I never thought I'd say this to you, son, 422 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,455 but you may be overthinking this. 423 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:35,174 This song has to be perfect, Ron, okay? 424 00:15:35,209 --> 00:15:36,609 Leslie trusted me with it. 425 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,879 I can't come up with some brilliant political idea, can I? 426 00:15:39,913 --> 00:15:42,665 This is the only way I can help. 427 00:15:42,716 --> 00:15:44,217 Maybe if I hit my head against the ground. 428 00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:45,635 That's worked before. 429 00:15:45,669 --> 00:15:47,954 Leslie is going to love it, I promise. 430 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:51,224 No offense, Ron, but what do you know about music? 431 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,344 Mm. 432 00:15:54,395 --> 00:15:57,096 Tsk. Hey, take a walk. 433 00:15:57,131 --> 00:15:58,331 [Groans] 434 00:15:58,365 --> 00:16:01,801 Clear your head. I bet it does you some good. 435 00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:03,603 [Knuckles crack] 436 00:16:03,637 --> 00:16:05,137 [Claps hands] 437 00:16:05,155 --> 00:16:08,274 Ann? 438 00:16:08,308 --> 00:16:11,661 Boo-boo? 439 00:16:12,595 --> 00:16:14,647 I don't want to say, "I told you so," 440 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,315 - but... - What? 441 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,117 I was the one who didn't want to go. 442 00:16:18,152 --> 00:16:19,652 I know. I was hoping you wouldn't remember. 443 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,720 I'm sorry. 444 00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:22,455 He was a very important person to me, 445 00:16:22,489 --> 00:16:24,156 and it mattered to me that he liked you, 446 00:16:24,174 --> 00:16:25,191 which is silly. 447 00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:26,559 Let's just go home. 448 00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:28,227 No, we're going to Trumple's thing. 449 00:16:28,262 --> 00:16:29,696 No, let's not go there. 450 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,297 I don't care about the endorsement, 451 00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:32,799 and I don't want to put you through this any more. 452 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:34,667 You don't care about the endorsement? 453 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,969 Leslie, let's not let your terrible decision making 454 00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:38,705 get in the way of this election. 455 00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:43,860 What happened to you? 456 00:16:43,894 --> 00:16:45,778 I was waiting outside in the rain for you, 457 00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:47,413 'cause I thought you would come out and be like, 458 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,783 "aw, he's all wet. That's so romantic," 459 00:16:50,818 --> 00:16:54,087 but you didn't, and now I got the "sniffness." 460 00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:56,556 What on earth would make you think I would like that? 461 00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:57,824 Movies. 462 00:16:57,858 --> 00:16:59,659 Oh, God, Tom! 463 00:16:59,693 --> 00:17:03,028 Why do you have to be so "you" all the time? 464 00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:04,580 I'm sorry. 465 00:17:04,631 --> 00:17:07,216 Will you help me get out of these wet clothes? 466 00:17:07,251 --> 00:17:10,770 [Light rock music] 467 00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:12,722 - Hey, you want a beer? - Oh, okay. 468 00:17:12,756 --> 00:17:14,540 If you're driving, I can't give you a beer. 469 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,975 Oh, well, then, no, thank you. 470 00:17:16,009 --> 00:17:17,710 It's a celebration, man. You have to have a drink. 471 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,412 I'll definitely have one. 472 00:17:19,446 --> 00:17:20,763 Don't make a mistake you'll always regret. 473 00:17:20,814 --> 00:17:23,483 Please, just tell me what you want me to do. 474 00:17:23,517 --> 00:17:26,085 So, if you move here, I hope we can be friends, 475 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,754 but I love Ben. 476 00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:30,022 He comes first, and if you're going to act like an ass, 477 00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:31,991 I can't talk to you, ever. 478 00:17:32,025 --> 00:17:33,459 Okay, that's fair. 479 00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:36,062 I-I'm sorry. 480 00:17:36,796 --> 00:17:38,464 That was dumb, all that stuff I did. 481 00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:40,032 You just-- you make me crazy, 482 00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:42,201 and I guess I'm just surprised that-- 483 00:17:42,236 --> 00:17:43,920 you know, that's the guy you fell in love with. 484 00:17:43,954 --> 00:17:46,105 He's very--well, he's shrimpy, and he's small. 485 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,840 Shrimpy or not... 486 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,276 He's smart, and he's cute, and he's kind, and he's funny, 487 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,345 and he's got a great face and nice hair, and he's-- 488 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:54,247 Okay, I get it. I surrender. 489 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,548 - [Laughs] - I just want to know 490 00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:58,251 that you're happy and you're protected. 491 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,252 I'm very happy. 492 00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,654 And he's not shrimpy. 493 00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:04,991 A few weeks ago, a guy called me a bitch in a bowling alley, 494 00:18:05,025 --> 00:18:06,459 and he punched him in the face. 495 00:18:06,493 --> 00:18:07,560 Oh, good man. 496 00:18:07,594 --> 00:18:09,145 I mean him, for doing that, 497 00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:10,396 not the guy who called you a bitch. 498 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:13,533 You tell me where he is. I'll punch him, too. 499 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:16,335 All right, guys, here's the deal-- 500 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,453 we got to completely start over. 501 00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,704 I wrote a new song-- it's called 502 00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:20,473 The Promise Of Tomorrow's Wings. 503 00:18:20,507 --> 00:18:22,074 It's brilliant-- about a billion times better 504 00:18:22,109 --> 00:18:24,644 than Catch Your Dreams, which I realize now sucks ass. 505 00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:27,780 Hey, Chuck, go ahead and just delete everything, all right? 506 00:18:27,798 --> 00:18:29,048 Hold on, Chuck. 507 00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:31,617 Just listen to the song one more time, 508 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,252 and then make a decision. [Scoffs] 509 00:18:33,287 --> 00:18:36,255 [Catch your dreams with saxophone] 510 00:18:36,290 --> 00:18:39,125 ♪ 511 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,960 Where's that saxophone coming from? 512 00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:42,395 I don't know. 513 00:18:42,429 --> 00:18:44,197 I don't know the first thing about music. 514 00:18:44,231 --> 00:18:46,816 ♪ Shackle it to your heart 515 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:49,068 Whoa, is that a new mix? It sounds way better. 516 00:18:49,102 --> 00:18:52,488 See? You just needed to clear your head. 517 00:18:52,523 --> 00:18:54,490 Hey, you guys, who is this? 518 00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:56,909 This looks just like-- [Cymbals clang] 519 00:18:56,944 --> 00:18:58,694 Ow, that was loud. 520 00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:04,083 I am telling you that Leslie, in the long run, 521 00:19:04,117 --> 00:19:06,002 is so much better for this police department 522 00:19:06,036 --> 00:19:07,854 than Bobby Newport is. 523 00:19:07,888 --> 00:19:09,121 [Men yelling] Gun! 524 00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:11,040 No, no, no, no! It's just a--it's paper. 525 00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:12,458 It's--I was reaching for paper. 526 00:19:12,492 --> 00:19:14,927 It's all right, boys. 527 00:19:14,962 --> 00:19:17,730 Leslie has a plan to raise cops' pensions 528 00:19:17,764 --> 00:19:20,550 and increase benefits without cutting back on hours. 529 00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:22,101 Newport's just gonna keep on 530 00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:23,636 buying you guys a couple new cars 531 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:25,938 or some new uniforms, as always. 532 00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:29,609 That guy's all about short-term solutions. 533 00:19:29,643 --> 00:19:32,612 Pretty sweet sauce in there, eh, Ace? 534 00:19:32,646 --> 00:19:35,248 - What's wrong with you? - I don't know. 535 00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:37,917 Trumple gave me the endorsement, which is great, 536 00:19:37,951 --> 00:19:41,487 but really, the only endorsement that matters is Ben's, 537 00:19:41,521 --> 00:19:43,823 and I locked that sucker up a long time ago. 538 00:19:43,857 --> 00:19:45,057 Now, if you'll excuse me, 539 00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:46,692 I'm about endorse ten beers into my mouth, 540 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,545 'cause this has been an incredibly stressful evening. 541 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,696 Nice work, guys. 542 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:52,498 Hey, a little tradition after Mouse Rat records, 543 00:19:52,532 --> 00:19:55,034 someone buys me booze-- who's it gonna be? 544 00:19:55,552 --> 00:19:57,970 All right, look, I know I messed up, 545 00:19:58,005 --> 00:20:00,439 but there's something I got to say to you. 546 00:20:00,474 --> 00:20:04,210 No playbook, no gimmicks, just me, Tom, 547 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,145 talking to you as a person. 548 00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:08,281 Okay, I would like that. 549 00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:11,434 Good, 'cause this is what I really want to say. 550 00:20:11,485 --> 00:20:16,739 ♪ Baby, I'm sorry for how I acted ♪ 551 00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:20,526 ♪ but if you give me another chance ♪ 552 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,779 ♪ I could be the boo of your dreams, girl ♪ 553 00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:27,750 ♪ so, when you're sleeping and you're dreamin' of a boo ♪ 554 00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:30,903 ♪ I want that boo to be me, I want me to be that boo ♪ 555 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,438 ♪ so will you date me? 556 00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:34,073 - ♪ I'm saying date me - Okay, yes. Fine, fine, fine! 557 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,207 - Yes, I will. - ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby 558 00:20:35,242 --> 00:20:37,176 I will go out with you. Enough, please! 559 00:20:37,210 --> 00:20:38,410 - Really? - Yes. 560 00:20:38,428 --> 00:20:41,964 Dude, you wore me down. Just stop singing, please. 561 00:20:42,015 --> 00:20:44,934 The four sweetest words in the English language-- 562 00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:46,319 "You wore me down." 563 00:20:49,614 --> 00:20:51,333 Go ahead. 564 00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:56,337 Oh. Go ahead. 565 00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,389 Oh, hey, Dave, go ahead. 566 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,107 - Uh, go ahead. No, it's fine. - No, no, no. 567 00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:01,459 You're waiting. It's your turn. 568 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:02,944 No, no, I'm not. 569 00:21:02,978 --> 00:21:05,897 - You're not waiting? - No. 570 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,999 It feels like you're-- 571 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,133 - I'm-- - It feels to me 572 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,601 like you're being overly respectful 573 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:12,904 of all these cops, and you're letting them go in 574 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,272 - all in front of you. - No, no, no. 575 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,373 I'm just standing here. 576 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,674 Why would you be standing just here? 577 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,942 - I w--I-- I was just checking-- 578 00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,377 Get in the-- go in! 579 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:20,711 Thank you so much. 580 00:21:21,111 --> 00:21:26,711 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00