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Well it's a pleasure
to be here, ladies.
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I didn't think
anybody really cared
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about my time
on the city council.
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Oh, we do. I mean,
you are such an inspiration.
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Still going strong
at 82.
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How old is that handkerchief?
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Well, it's not a handkerchief.
It's a receipt.
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[Groans]
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Paula Horke was Pawnee's
first female city councilor
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40 years ago, and she was
a huge inspiration to me.
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Women have come a long way
in Pawnee,
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but we still have
quite a ways to go.
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I mean, technically,
I'm not allowed to reserve
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this conference room without my
husband or father's signature.
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Government was a real
boys' club back in the '70s.
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They smoked their cigars,
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they snapped my bra,
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wore mirrors on their shoes
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to look up my skirt.
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Well, I am happy
to report
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that it is now a pervert-free
people's club.
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Well,
except for Councilman Dexhart,
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who's a self-described pervert.
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Yeah, and didn't Milton
try to kiss you?
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Well, yeah,
things aren't perfect.
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All the other councilmen
used to keep a calendar
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of my menstrual cycle.
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Are you kidding me?
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That is horrible.
They don't do that to me.
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Do they do that to me?
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I once tried
to start a commission
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to try to get more jobs
for women in city government,
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and they dismissed me,
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saying that it was because it
was just my time of the month.
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Admittedly,
they were right.
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Because of the calendar.
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Manpigs.
All of them.
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You know what, I'm gonna get
that commission going,
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because this inequality
has gone on long enough.
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You know what, I think
men are better than women.
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She's kidding.
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No, I'm not.
They provide for us,
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and we must obey them
because they are our masters.
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April, stop it.
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Leslie, you'll never land a
beau with that domineering tone.
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We must always walk
behind the men.
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Sheugh.
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[Triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Both: Moustache!
Dumb-dumb!
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Moustache!
Dumb-dumb!
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- Hello.
- I just came
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to drop off some
of the employee--
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What is happening?
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The girls are on break,
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and their sitter
had to go out of town
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for the day,
so I'm watching them
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while Diane works.
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I borrowed some markers
from Leslie
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and some stickers
from Leslie
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and a Lite-Brite
which I got from Andy.
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Girls, this is Ann.
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Talk to Ann.
She's terrific.
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Hey, dudettes.
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You stoked about the weekend?
No.
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Oh, look at this pwetty,
pwetty wittle beads.
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They're not infants.
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I don't know.
I'm weird with kids.
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So you guys like Coldplay?
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You're weird.
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You're...
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Well, hey, girls.
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No.
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Okay.
Thanks.
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An equal gender
employment commission.
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Leslie, I don't think
this is a good idea.
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I think it's a fantastic idea.
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Oh.
[Laughs]
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I didn't know where you
were going with that.
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The lack of women
in this government is criminal.
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I'm gonna
ask each department
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to send two people
to a meeting today.
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- Yeah!
- And!
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And--and I can ask
Shauna Malwae-Tweep
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to write an article
about it
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for the Pawnee Journal.
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She's my special friend.
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That's what you're
calling her now.
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I don't know
what to call her.
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I don't entirely understand
the behavior of young people.
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Recently, we engaged in
something called a "group hang."
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It was like a date, but there
were seven other people there.
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It was very confusing.
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I'm not really sure
what our label is.
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Labels can be bad,
but they can also be good.
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"Warning: Toxic bleach"
is a good label.
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Shauna Malwae-Tweep
has amazing dimples.
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- So the commission?
- Yes, right, the commission.
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- I'm gonna get that going right now.
- Great.
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Okay, I know this text
you sent me was a lie
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and Michael Stipe
is not actually here, correct?
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Correct.
That was a lie.
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Yeah, no,
I knew it was.
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I just couldn't
live with myself
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if it had been true.
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And that's
why I sent it.
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Where's free Skittles?
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Here you go, buddy.
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- [Laughs]
- Aw!
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He gets his thing?
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[Skittles clattering]
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Listen, I need you two
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to teach me everything
you know about basketball.
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Rent-A-Swag
is doing really well.
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I'm on track to turn a profit
in my third month.
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One problem: All the kids
that shop in the store
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are basketball crazy.
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It's all they talk about.
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I need to be able
to schmooze them,
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and I can't keep referring
to basketball players
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as "Khloe Kardashian's husband
and his friends."
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You're just the men
to help me out.
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One jock,
one geek who loves stats.
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I'll give you a few minutes
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to cancel the rest
of your plans for the day.
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No need. My only plan
was to buy Skittles.
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- [Exhales]
- Wow, Chris.
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Your gender equality commission
is a real sausage fest.
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Oh, my God.
You're kidding me.
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I just assumed
that some of the departments
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would send women.
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Oh, my God.
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I am part
of the problem.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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Did anyone notice
that there are no women
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on the Gender Equality Commission?
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Oh, there's a lady
right next to you.
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Oh, wait, no.
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It's just a very beautiful man.
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Yes, okay,
we are gonna need
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to rebalance this commission.
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Listen, you did a great job
setting it up
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and getting the snacks ready,
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but we'll take it
from here.
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Well, Councilman Milton,
I did put the snacks together,
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and they are delicious,
I must say,
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but that is not the point.
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Round of applause
for the girl.
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She has to leave
to get more snacks.
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No, I don't!
This is my commission!
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Ouch.
Why so ornery?
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It's not the 7th yet.
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Hm.
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Your shoes
are red now.
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- Yay.
- Hooray.
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- [Giggles]
- Hey!
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Both: Mommy!
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You survived, huh?
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Indeed, I did.
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How were they?
Really?
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Couldn't have
been better.
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We had a wonderful time.
Well, that's good.
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'Cause my sitter's
still out of town,
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so I really hate
to ask you this,
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but is there any way you
could take them again tomorrow?
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Of course.
I'd be delighted.
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You're a lifesaver.
Thank you.
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Girls, you wanna
spend another day with Ron?
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Both: Yeah!
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I believe one problem
with hiring women
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is that they're frail
and breakable.
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Is it possible you're thinking
about light bulbs?
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- Or your hip?
- Mm.
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If I were 300 years older, Councilman.
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Incoherent ramblings aside,
I've done some research,
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and the female employment rate
in government is abysmal.
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The number one offender:
Sanitation.
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All right!
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No, no, no,
stop celebrating.
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Why are there no female garbage
collectors, Steve?
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I don't know.
We hire women for other things.
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You have one woman,
and she's a secretary.
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And she's the best secretary we got,
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except for Dan.
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- Dan's awesome.
- Dan.
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Garbage collectors
make good wages,
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they have good benefits,
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and they are the smelly glue
that keeps this city together.
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You need
to hire more women.
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Not that many women apply,
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plus it's a very physically
demanding job.
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Your average woman
can't handle it.
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Oh, no?
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Okay,
so I took extensive notes
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on ways
to maximize our efficiency,
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because we can't be just
as good as the men.
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We have to be better.
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Yeah, you're totally right.
Let's rock this.
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April, I love you,
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but I don't
need your sarcasm right now.
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I'm serious.
Let's get rolling.
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I wanna get
into some garbage.
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[Knocks on metal]
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What? I love garbage.
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You ever found a dead body
in the trash?
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Or body parts?
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Like, a torso
or a head?
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Please say head.
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Hey, Dewey.
Leslie brought binders.
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[Laughter]
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What do they say?
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"Pick up garbage.
Put in truck"?
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[Chuckling]
Actually, yeah.
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That's what's in the binder
on every page
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because I believe
in being thorough.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Let's do it,
trash people!
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Whoo!
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Let's feed the beast!
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Here you are.
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I had to search the directory
for quite a while.
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I thought your last name
was Hanson for some reason.
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No, it's Perkins.
Always has been.
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You seem more
like a Hanson.
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Anyway, I have
the girls again today,
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and they're asking
to play with you.
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Really?
I thought they hated me.
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No, the opposite.
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I don't know
what you did to 'em,
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but it worked
like gangbusters.
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Or they do hate me,
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and you're just desperate
and tired.
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Either way,
can you help me?
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I'm out of activities,
and they're playing
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with my land mine.
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[Giggling]
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This thing's cool.
What are these things?
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Let's play
a word association game.
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I'll say a word,
and then you say the first thing
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that pops
into your mind.
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- Okay.
- You.
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- Reporter.
- Me.
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- City manager.
- Us.
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Ooh! Magazine.
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- [Sighs]
- Oh!
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According to Leslie's binder,
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she and April are making
even better time
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than the guys do
on a normal day.
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Wow, that's weird.
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You know, with us
being women and all,
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you'd think our boobs
would get in the way.
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Is that accurate
Mr. Phlegner?
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Is Councilwoman Knope ahead
of the regular schedule for this route?
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Whatever.
No comment.
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- Tough stuff.
- Are you posing?
256
00:09:16,878 --> 00:09:18,794
I don't have a photographer
with me.
257
00:09:18,796 --> 00:09:20,129
Google Earth...
258
00:09:20,131 --> 00:09:21,547
Always taking pics.
259
00:09:21,549 --> 00:09:22,631
Let's move it out!
260
00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,416
All right, let's start
with the basics.
261
00:09:24,418 --> 00:09:26,018
Uh, why don't you just
play some one-on-one,
262
00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,019
see if you can score?
263
00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:28,521
Andy, guard him.
264
00:09:29,523 --> 00:09:31,056
Eh, he's too big.
I can't see over him.
265
00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:32,191
It's not fair.
266
00:09:32,193 --> 00:09:33,392
I feel like everyone
should be the same size.
267
00:09:33,394 --> 00:09:35,060
Okay, you have
to create space.
268
00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:36,929
You gotta just
dribble around him.
269
00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,364
- There you go.
- Now what?
270
00:09:38,366 --> 00:09:40,432
Shoot!
Shoot the ball.
271
00:09:40,834 --> 00:09:42,117
Did I do basketball?
272
00:09:42,319 --> 00:09:43,903
Kind of.
273
00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:45,307
Try it again.
274
00:09:52,244 --> 00:09:53,581
Tommy for the dunk!
275
00:09:57,550 --> 00:10:01,720
[Sighs]
[Screams]
276
00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:03,389
My screen!
277
00:10:04,557 --> 00:10:07,309
But it was actually
a blood-hungry witch
278
00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:09,795
who was wearing
their mom's face like a mask!
279
00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,296
[Shrieking]
280
00:10:11,298 --> 00:10:12,781
[Laughs]
281
00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,116
What is wrong
with you, woman?
282
00:10:14,118 --> 00:10:16,969
Sorry. I thought kids
liked ghost stories.
283
00:10:16,971 --> 00:10:19,021
Hey, girls! Did you wanna
look through my nurse kit?
284
00:10:19,023 --> 00:10:22,107
Both: Yeah!
- Ooh, check it out, bandages!
285
00:10:22,109 --> 00:10:23,242
We can wrap up the dolls,
286
00:10:23,244 --> 00:10:24,610
and pretend they just
had surgery.
287
00:10:24,612 --> 00:10:25,611
- Yeah!
- Awesome!
288
00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:27,029
Yeah, or we can
use this hammer
289
00:10:27,031 --> 00:10:28,146
and test reflexes.
290
00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:29,748
- Yeah!
- Here, Zoe, watch.
291
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,650
- [Chuckles]
- Do me! Do me!
292
00:10:31,652 --> 00:10:33,619
- [Chuckles]
- Do Princess Junebug now!
293
00:10:33,621 --> 00:10:34,753
Okay.
You know what, Ron?
294
00:10:34,755 --> 00:10:35,821
I can watch them
for a little while,
295
00:10:35,823 --> 00:10:37,990
if you wanna...
296
00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:39,508
Take a break.
297
00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:45,163
This is
Stacy Knoblauch's house.
298
00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:46,215
I went to high school
with her,
299
00:10:46,217 --> 00:10:47,833
and she was super mean
to me,
300
00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:51,169
and now I know
that she dyes her hair.
301
00:10:51,171 --> 00:10:53,840
I knew that wench
wasn't naturally blonde.
302
00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,225
Oh, my God!
303
00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:59,612
She has to use
prescription-strength deodorant.
304
00:11:00,614 --> 00:11:02,815
This is the best day
of my life.
305
00:11:02,817 --> 00:11:04,900
Hey, ladies, someone
just called in a pickup.
306
00:11:04,902 --> 00:11:06,485
We have
to make an unscheduled stop.
307
00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:07,820
Hope you
can handle it.
308
00:11:07,822 --> 00:11:09,605
- It's not in the binders.
- A new challenge?
309
00:11:09,607 --> 00:11:11,023
Bring it on, Stevie boy.
310
00:11:11,025 --> 00:11:13,742
Whoo!
April, let's finish up!
311
00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:15,627
We have some stereotypes
to overcome.
312
00:11:15,629 --> 00:11:17,746
And some privacy
to violate!
313
00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:18,747
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
314
00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:20,532
[Bangs on truck]
Wait, no.
315
00:11:22,585 --> 00:11:24,803
- Oh!
- Yes!
316
00:11:24,805 --> 00:11:26,505
- Nothin' but net.
- Nice!
317
00:11:26,507 --> 00:11:28,507
You are officially a baller.
318
00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:30,042
I've been a baller
since birth, son.
319
00:11:30,044 --> 00:11:31,760
Now, I'm an athlete.
320
00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:34,229
Hey! You little chumps
wanna play some ball?
321
00:11:34,231 --> 00:11:36,065
- Sure.
- Let's do this.
322
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:38,503
Watch out.
Tommy from half court.
323
00:11:41,105 --> 00:11:43,522
This could really only
go poorly.
324
00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,583
- He won't get out of my way!
- Tom--
325
00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:01,056
Oh, my God!
326
00:12:05,762 --> 00:12:07,096
- Yeah!
- Yes!
327
00:12:12,052 --> 00:12:13,135
Tom, what the hell
are you doing?
328
00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,603
I'm pivoting.
Ben told me to pivot.
329
00:12:14,605 --> 00:12:16,088
I told you you
can pivot,
330
00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,756
not that you
can only pivot.
331
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,525
Stop pivoting!
332
00:12:19,527 --> 00:12:21,193
All right,
that's illegal.
333
00:12:21,195 --> 00:12:22,928
I may not know much,
but you can't just
334
00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:24,446
steal the ball
from another player.
335
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:25,931
Hey, aren't you the guy
who owns Rent-A-Swag?
336
00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:29,034
- Yeah! Tom Haverford.
- You suck at basketball, man.
337
00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:31,436
Well, you suck
at being polite, sir.
338
00:12:31,438 --> 00:12:33,739
This has been fun, but we
have an actual game tomorrow
339
00:12:33,741 --> 00:12:36,108
against guys
who can actually play.
340
00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,576
Let's go.
341
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:39,080
Andy Dwyer
for the dunk!
342
00:12:41,882 --> 00:12:43,999
Aw, that wall's so close.
343
00:12:44,001 --> 00:12:47,302
Doctors, the operation
is now complete.
344
00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:49,388
Doctor Zoe, could you
please use the reflex hammer
345
00:12:49,390 --> 00:12:50,622
to see if she's okay?
346
00:12:50,624 --> 00:12:53,926
This is the most fun
I have ever had with kids.
347
00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:55,177
They even said they
wanted to be doctors
348
00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:56,294
when they grow up.
349
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:58,764
Hot tip for you baby-sitters
out there.
350
00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:01,483
Let your kids play
with medical tools all the time.
351
00:13:01,485 --> 00:13:02,801
- We have a problem.
- What?
352
00:13:02,803 --> 00:13:03,936
Oh, my God.
353
00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:05,971
Girls! This
is not a negotiation.
354
00:13:06,273 --> 00:13:08,407
- Unlock the door immediately.
- No!
355
00:13:08,409 --> 00:13:09,691
We're doing surgery!
356
00:13:09,693 --> 00:13:11,460
Only doctors
are allowed in here.
357
00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:13,078
Okay.
358
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,646
Stand back, ladies!
359
00:13:14,648 --> 00:13:16,331
Ron, no, no, no, no!
That's dangerous!
360
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,916
Somebody in here's
gotta have keys, right?
361
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:19,084
I have keys.
Wha--
362
00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:20,169
Jerry.
363
00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:21,486
I never thought
I would say this,
364
00:13:21,488 --> 00:13:23,005
but I am so glad
you're here.
365
00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:25,207
Well, it's gotta be one
of these, right?
366
00:13:25,209 --> 00:13:27,292
[Clears throat]
367
00:13:27,294 --> 00:13:29,595
- Oh, no.
- Ladies, no, no, no, no, no!
368
00:13:29,597 --> 00:13:31,329
The patient
needs a haircut.
369
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,764
Her hair is infected.
370
00:13:32,766 --> 00:13:33,849
- Hurry, Jerry!
- Okay, I'm trying.
371
00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:35,167
- It's not this one.
- No.
372
00:13:35,169 --> 00:13:37,335
Okay, I'm not good
under pressure like this.
373
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,104
Zoe, stop it, please!
374
00:13:39,106 --> 00:13:42,024
- No!
- Zoe, put the scissors down.
375
00:13:42,026 --> 00:13:44,977
Oh!
[Groans]
376
00:13:44,979 --> 00:13:46,395
- [Gasps]
Both: No!
377
00:13:46,397 --> 00:13:49,114
[Giggling]
378
00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:51,733
Bakery called this in.
379
00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:53,819
Needs to go
on that truck right there.
380
00:13:53,821 --> 00:13:55,537
Ah, easy,
breezy, beautiful.
381
00:13:55,539 --> 00:13:57,456
That's the covergirl slogan.
I didn't mean to say that.
382
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,625
Okay, here we go!
On three!
383
00:13:59,627 --> 00:14:01,493
- Okay.
- One, two,
384
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,695
three, move it.
385
00:14:03,697 --> 00:14:05,714
[Groans]
386
00:14:05,716 --> 00:14:07,365
On four, five, six,
here we go!
387
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:08,696
[Sighs]
388
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:09,468
- You need a hand?
389
00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:10,636
No, no,
we don't need a hand.
390
00:14:10,638 --> 00:14:13,088
What, you think Joan of Arc
needed a hand?
391
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,640
- Doing what?
- Let me tell you something.
392
00:14:14,642 --> 00:14:15,891
We are not leaving
393
00:14:15,893 --> 00:14:19,211
until this symbolic feminist
obstacle is loaded
394
00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:21,096
onto that truck
of women's advancement,
395
00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,098
and you can put that
on the record, Shauna.
396
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,267
Well, you ladies clearly
have everything in hand.
397
00:14:25,269 --> 00:14:26,818
Dewey and I
are gonna head back to base.
398
00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:27,936
Hope we didn't throw you
off schedule.
399
00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:30,222
- Not at all.
- Have fun!
400
00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:33,358
Hey, Shauna, maybe not
put this part on the record.
401
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,060
You know, leave the earlier part
on the record,
402
00:14:35,062 --> 00:14:37,029
but if we can't get this fridge
onto the truck
403
00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:38,230
then maybe not
put that on the record,
404
00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,831
and then just
destroy the record altogether.
405
00:14:39,833 --> 00:14:41,200
Okay, guys,
I'm gonna go ahead
406
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:43,401
and decide what's on
and off the record on my own.
407
00:14:43,403 --> 00:14:45,237
- Cool?
- Uhhuh.
408
00:14:45,739 --> 00:14:47,206
The whole city is watching.
409
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,675
If I can't move that fridge
onto that truck,
410
00:14:49,677 --> 00:14:52,961
then feminism is over
in this town.
411
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:54,680
[Groans]
412
00:14:59,219 --> 00:15:01,420
I don't know why I thought
sneaking up on it would work.
413
00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,610
This is the one.
This is-- Oh!
414
00:15:05,611 --> 00:15:07,944
Why do you
have so many keys?
415
00:15:07,946 --> 00:15:10,113
We did surgery
just like you taught us!
416
00:15:10,115 --> 00:15:11,331
Okay, you know what?
417
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:13,200
Why don't you girls
clean up all this hair,
418
00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:14,417
and I'm gonna talk
to Ron.
419
00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:16,586
- Let's cut off our toes!
- No, let's not.
420
00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:18,939
I'm gonna take
this bag, too.
421
00:15:18,941 --> 00:15:20,207
You need
to fix this.
422
00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:22,375
It's not that bad.
Nobody got hurt.
423
00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,144
It's extremely bad!
424
00:15:24,146 --> 00:15:26,246
I love this woman,
and I just wanna show her
425
00:15:26,248 --> 00:15:28,215
that I'm capable
of watching her children
426
00:15:28,217 --> 00:15:30,934
without something
horrible happening.
427
00:15:30,936 --> 00:15:32,252
What?
428
00:15:32,254 --> 00:15:34,354
Did you just
say you love Diane?
429
00:15:34,356 --> 00:15:35,922
No.
I did not.
430
00:15:35,924 --> 00:15:38,441
Yes, you did!
That is so cute!
431
00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:39,726
For God's sake, Hanson,
432
00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:41,594
will you please focus
on the larger problem?
433
00:15:41,596 --> 00:15:43,263
[Mimicking kissing sounds]
434
00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:46,432
Both: Ron loves Mommy!
435
00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:48,735
Ron loves Mommy!
436
00:15:48,737 --> 00:15:51,454
Girls, girls, I don't know
what you think you heard,
437
00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:53,790
but please
don't tell your mother
438
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,358
what you incorrectly
think you heard.
439
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,460
- Ron loves--
all: Mommy!
440
00:15:57,462 --> 00:15:59,412
Ron loves Mommy!
441
00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:00,580
I love nothing!
442
00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:01,993
[Snickers]
443
00:16:03,785 --> 00:16:05,635
I'm gonna have to start
writing this up soon.
444
00:16:05,637 --> 00:16:07,387
Kinda sucks. I thought
maybe we'd be done in time
445
00:16:07,389 --> 00:16:08,555
- to grab a drink.
- Oh!
446
00:16:08,557 --> 00:16:10,140
Have you been
to Bistro d'Amour?
447
00:16:10,142 --> 00:16:11,975
- It's really romantic.
- Ooh.
448
00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:13,843
Yeah, it was just
gonna be you and me,
449
00:16:13,845 --> 00:16:15,395
my sister,
a few people from work,
450
00:16:15,397 --> 00:16:16,513
and my ex-boyfriend.
451
00:16:16,515 --> 00:16:19,015
[Laughs]
That's really confusing.
452
00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:20,367
I have a request.
453
00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:21,651
Could you
please make sure
454
00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:24,321
that my involvement in this
stays off the record?
455
00:16:24,323 --> 00:16:26,356
I wouldn't want anyone thinking
that you're biased
456
00:16:26,358 --> 00:16:28,658
because we're something.
457
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,110
You don't have
to worry about that.
458
00:16:30,112 --> 00:16:31,278
I'm gonna
include a disclaimer
459
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,080
describing the nature
of our relationship.
460
00:16:34,082 --> 00:16:35,982
I guess I'll have to wait
for tomorrow's paper
461
00:16:35,984 --> 00:16:37,834
to find out our status.
462
00:16:37,836 --> 00:16:39,252
Why did I have
to fall for somebody
463
00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:40,620
from the old media?
464
00:16:41,789 --> 00:16:44,441
Maybe we should just
eat the refrigerator.
465
00:16:44,443 --> 00:16:46,209
We start chewing now,
we can finish
466
00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:47,544
before the sun
comes up.
467
00:16:47,546 --> 00:16:49,546
We have
to solve this problem,
468
00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:51,181
or they are going to point
to this forever
469
00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:52,799
as a reason
to not hire women.
470
00:16:53,301 --> 00:16:54,634
I should never
have taken the bait.
471
00:16:54,636 --> 00:16:59,189
It was just such tasty,
righteously-flavored bait.
472
00:16:59,191 --> 00:17:01,691
[Sighs]
You here to move the fridge?
473
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:03,393
- Are you a ghost?
- Yes, we are.
474
00:17:03,395 --> 00:17:05,545
Why you think
you can lift it?
475
00:17:05,547 --> 00:17:07,397
You are two little canaries.
476
00:17:07,399 --> 00:17:09,783
Those garbagemen
couldn't even lift it.
477
00:17:09,785 --> 00:17:12,068
They are
like giant bears.
478
00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:13,370
Hold on.
What do you mean?
479
00:17:13,372 --> 00:17:15,455
Bears are bigger
than canaries, yes?
480
00:17:15,457 --> 00:17:17,073
So if bears
can't lift the--
481
00:17:17,075 --> 00:17:19,192
No, I understand animal sizes.
482
00:17:19,194 --> 00:17:20,877
What do you mean
they couldn't lift it?
483
00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:23,163
They tried three days ago,
484
00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:24,798
and it does not budge.
485
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,833
They say they're gonna
come back with more guys,
486
00:17:26,835 --> 00:17:28,635
but they come back
with canaries.
487
00:17:28,637 --> 00:17:30,639
Fly away,
little canaries.
488
00:17:33,141 --> 00:17:36,142
Those Sanitation goons
set us up.
489
00:17:36,144 --> 00:17:37,543
You know what?
Let's just go.
490
00:17:37,545 --> 00:17:38,645
What?
No!
491
00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:39,712
We can't let them
beat us.
492
00:17:39,714 --> 00:17:40,764
Just call it a tie.
493
00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:42,215
Nobody can lift it.
494
00:17:42,217 --> 00:17:44,184
No, Leslie,
we do not want to tie.
495
00:17:44,186 --> 00:17:45,518
We want to win.
496
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,070
Those guys suck, okay?
497
00:17:47,072 --> 00:17:48,321
We have
to prove them wrong.
498
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:50,407
Look, all we have to do
is get some PCP.
499
00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:52,359
You can move anything
on angel dust.
500
00:17:52,361 --> 00:17:54,361
My cousin Hesen, he beat off
five cops on that stuff.
501
00:17:54,363 --> 00:17:55,695
Okay, hold on.
Sir!
502
00:17:55,697 --> 00:17:57,614
Does this refrigerator
still work?
503
00:17:57,616 --> 00:18:00,066
Works okay.
We got a new one.
504
00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:01,751
We don't need it.
505
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:04,621
So what if those kids
506
00:18:04,623 --> 00:18:05,872
think you're the lamest guy
in the world?
507
00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:08,508
That's not who you want shopping
at Rent-A-Swag anyways, Tom.
508
00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:10,543
That's exactly who I want
shopping at Rent-A-Swag.
509
00:18:10,545 --> 00:18:12,578
Oh, well, then,
that sucks.
510
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:15,099
Look, I wanna
show you something.
511
00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:20,637
Okay, this is Kevin Durant
and Russell Westbrook
512
00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:22,105
after a bad loss.
513
00:18:22,107 --> 00:18:23,523
Even the greats
get beat,
514
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:25,308
but they get back
out there the next day,
515
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:26,976
and they fight.
516
00:18:26,978 --> 00:18:28,978
So let's hit the gym again
tomorrow.
517
00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:31,597
Guys, I think I just
dribbled up an idea.
518
00:18:31,599 --> 00:18:33,533
No, double dribbled it.
519
00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:36,437
Yeah, you have learned nothing
about basketball.
520
00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:38,938
You're a good friend, Ben.
521
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:39,989
Oh, thanks.
522
00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:41,658
Can I borrow $1,500?
523
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,744
You're not allowed
to ask what it's for.
524
00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:46,079
Fireworks.
525
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,415
First of all,
everyone is fine.
526
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:51,584
No one got hurt,
but there was an incident.
527
00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:53,788
Oh, my God.
What happened?
528
00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:58,124
[Exhales]
Diane, this is all my fault.
529
00:18:58,126 --> 00:18:59,959
I let them go
into my nurse's bag.
530
00:18:59,961 --> 00:19:01,794
[Laughs]
531
00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:03,263
[Chuckles]
532
00:19:03,265 --> 00:19:05,231
Well, who has been
having fun with scissors?
533
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,232
Us!
534
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,068
Ann taught us
how to be doctors!
535
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:10,136
- Yay!
- You're not mad?
536
00:19:10,138 --> 00:19:11,804
No, it's fine.
They're kids.
537
00:19:11,806 --> 00:19:13,606
Once, Zoe put Ivy
in the dryer, so...
538
00:19:13,608 --> 00:19:15,442
I'm still incredibly sorry.
539
00:19:15,444 --> 00:19:16,943
I feel like
I let you down.
540
00:19:16,945 --> 00:19:20,613
It is so sweet to me
how much you care.
541
00:19:20,615 --> 00:19:22,832
This is why I love you.
542
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:23,983
Oh.
543
00:19:23,985 --> 00:19:27,320
Well, I love you, too.
544
00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:28,488
[Laughs]
545
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,923
That's my cue.
546
00:19:29,925 --> 00:19:31,324
All right, girls,
good hang.
547
00:19:31,326 --> 00:19:32,792
Both: Bye, Ann!
- Thanks, Ann.
548
00:19:32,794 --> 00:19:33,826
Oh.
549
00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:35,545
Hey, Leslie!
550
00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:37,547
Shauna just
sent me the disclaimer
551
00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:39,665
that she's gonna use
before she prints the article.
552
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,934
"City manager Chris Traeger
553
00:19:40,936 --> 00:19:42,635
"was present
for this event,
554
00:19:42,637 --> 00:19:45,338
and has a personal relationship
with the author."
555
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,689
Okay, that's
pretty good, right?
556
00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:47,774
"Personal relationship."
557
00:19:47,776 --> 00:19:49,893
It's not romantic.
558
00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:51,844
But it is descriptive.
No, it's not even descriptive.
559
00:19:51,846 --> 00:19:53,196
I know you're not used
to this,
560
00:19:53,198 --> 00:19:55,815
but maybe you should just try
to keep it chill
561
00:19:55,817 --> 00:19:57,150
and see what happens.
562
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,568
Great advice.
563
00:19:58,570 --> 00:19:59,869
Impossible to follow,
564
00:19:59,871 --> 00:20:01,687
but great advice.
565
00:20:01,689 --> 00:20:03,523
So do you think
the soup kitchen
566
00:20:03,525 --> 00:20:04,624
could use that fridge?
567
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:06,692
I mean, April and I
were gonna haul it
568
00:20:06,694 --> 00:20:09,195
onto the truck effortlessly,
but if you need it...
569
00:20:09,197 --> 00:20:10,914
Absolutely.
This is a godsend.
570
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,665
Thank you
for thinking of us.
571
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:13,800
Grab a side, ladies.
572
00:20:13,802 --> 00:20:16,085
I think all of us
can get it on the truck.
573
00:20:16,087 --> 00:20:18,221
Not only did we
complete the garbage route
574
00:20:18,223 --> 00:20:20,140
and move an unmovable fridge,
575
00:20:20,142 --> 00:20:21,508
but the Sanitation department
576
00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:24,544
hired three new
female trash-haulers.
577
00:20:24,546 --> 00:20:26,312
And, best of all,
578
00:20:26,314 --> 00:20:27,564
April gave me this present
579
00:20:27,566 --> 00:20:29,901
to commemorate
our feminist victory.
580
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,655
And it's trash.
581
00:20:35,157 --> 00:20:36,823
It's filled
with trash.
582
00:20:36,825 --> 00:20:38,525
Maybe there's something
on the bottom here.
583
00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:40,160
Let me see--
No, just trash.
584
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,257
This is Brandon Turnbill
for Kids' 46 News.
585
00:20:44,541 --> 00:20:47,927
I'm here with the star
of today's win, Josh Diamond.
586
00:20:47,945 --> 00:20:49,729
What was the key
to the victory, Josh?
587
00:20:49,763 --> 00:20:51,197
Well, uh, everything just
came together for us,
588
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:52,481
and we came out
on top,
589
00:20:52,533 --> 00:20:54,033
and we're gonna try
to keep it going next week
590
00:20:54,067 --> 00:20:55,384
against Snerling.
591
00:20:55,435 --> 00:20:56,835
Thanks, tiny reporter.
592
00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:58,855
It was a huge win
for Josh and the boys,
593
00:20:58,889 --> 00:21:00,189
and after a huge win,
594
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:04,060
be sure to visit Rent-A-Swag
on Durham Avenue
595
00:21:04,111 --> 00:21:06,928
for all your post-game press
conference fashion rental needs.
596
00:21:07,111 --> 00:21:08,228
We've got everything:
597
00:21:08,411 --> 00:21:10,128
Dope suits,
pocket squares,
598
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,328
Gingham shirts,
glasses with no lenses,
599
00:21:12,811 --> 00:21:14,428
Tiny cardigans,
Fedoras...
600
00:21:14,911 --> 00:21:16,000
Look at this watch!
601
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:17,535
Whatever swag you need,
602
00:21:17,553 --> 00:21:19,670
You can rent
at Rent-A-Swag.
603
00:21:19,704 --> 00:21:21,039
Now, that's basketball.
604
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,039
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