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Ok guys,
a Battle Royale is coming up.
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Every department, in one room,
arguing for more money.
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Budgetary Thunder Dome.
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So uhm, make a list
of why other departments suck
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and I gonna get
the secret weapon.
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Our secret weapon in
this budgetary battle...
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Ron.
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Every time another department
asks for more money,
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he just stares them down
until they back off
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and/or wet themselves.
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Hey, who's ready to get--
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what are you doing?
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Tammy One showed up.
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I'm being audited by the IRS.
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No!
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Your worst nightmare.
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You know what?
Screw this.
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First of all,
income tax is illegal.
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Second, Tammy is
a psychological mastermind.
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This is just another way for her
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to put her hand up my keister
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and control me like a puppet.
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I'd rather be locked up.
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Ron, this is
a federal tax audit.
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You could go to jail.
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Jail, Ron.
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Ron, jail.
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Jail, Ron, jail.
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You could go to jail.
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Jail, jail, jail.
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Are you broken?
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Andy, April!
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What's up, boss?
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Stop yelling
and being annoying.
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Grab your calculators.
Settle in.
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Operation "Rescue Ron"
is starting.
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Don't worry. I will think
of a better name for it by tomorrow.
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Here you go.
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Calculator.
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[Triumphant music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey...
- Hey, man.
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Ben.
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Hey, thanks
for texting me to hang out.
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I've really felt
like we've developed
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a cool friendship, and--
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anyway, it was just nice
to have that validated.
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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Look, we got some documents
over at Entertainment720
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that seem really complicated.
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And I thought, maybe you could
take a look at them
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because nerd stuff probably
really excites you,
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because you're a nerd.
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No, of course.
Yeah, no, I just--
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put on my Star Wars pajamas
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and sit in my mom's basement
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and pore over some spreadsheets.
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Sounds great.
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Yeah.
W-w-what'd you got?
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Something called
"Break even analysis tables."
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Oh, break evens?
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Those are really fun.
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Yeah, sure.
I'll take a look.
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Let's hit it.
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What you--
right now?
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Uh--I have work.
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And I thought I had a friend.
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All right.
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It's almost too easy.
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I can hear you.
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[Laughs]
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I know you can,
Ben.
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That's how easy it is.
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So we need to find proof
of every tax deduction
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I've taken
in the last five years.
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Ron, most of these
aren't even receipts.
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This one says,
"I bought supplies. 2007".
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You won't find any
bank statements either.
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I've heavily invested in gold
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which I've buried
in several different locations
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around Pawnee.
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Or have I?
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What's this?
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Some kind of lame drug deal?
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That is
a gentleman's agreement.
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I made that man
a dining room table
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in exchange for 60 feet
of copper pipe
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and a half pig.
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Well, looks like we have some
actual receipts here.
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Same amount, every month.
140 bucks.
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What's this?
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Every 30 days,
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I buy shotgun shells
and cigarettes
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and send them home to my mom.
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[Laughs]
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That's so sweet.
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Your mom sounds kick-ass.
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My first ex-wife's name
is Tammy.
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My second ex-wife's name
is Tammy.
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My mom's name is Tamara.
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She goes by Tammy.
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You can prevent
adult-onset diabetes
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by getting an annual check-up,
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exercising,
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praying...
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Okay.
[Clears throat]
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Who is that guy?
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That is Walt Morphling.
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He was the director
of public health,
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but he had to retire at 46
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because he had diabetes.
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That is sad, but also,
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in this town,
understandable.
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I would like
to shoot a new PSA
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and I think it'd be good
to get someone
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who's healthy and telegenic,
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and I thought that
you would be perfect.
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Ann Perkins.
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I am flattered.
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And I will do it.
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Is there a script yet?
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Uh, no, because you just
approved the idea, like,
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three seconds ago.
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I would like you
to write me a script
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and get it to me in an hour.
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And we should start thinking
about wardrobe.
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Casual?
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Formal? Semi-formal?
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Sporty?
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Scary?
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Posh? Baby?
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Those are the spice girls.
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I just got caught up
in my own thoughts.
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I'm very excited about this.
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In terms of shirts,
I can wear white...
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Welcome to paradise,
my man.
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You can chill
over there by the bar.
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We also got basketball
at any time you want.
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There's Roy Hibbert
and Detlef Schrempf.
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Oh, my God.
That's an actual NBA player.
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He plays for the Pacers.
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NBA's on strike,
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so we got him for only, like,
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75% of his original NBA salary.
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What up, Roy?
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Is this all you want me to do?
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Play one on one with Detlef?
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Yes.
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And keep your mouth shut.
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Jean-Ralphio!
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Take me there.
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[Shouting]
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Bump!
[Laughs]
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Who are you?
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- Uh--
- This is Ben.
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He's here to help us
with the paperwork.
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Ben?
Is that your real name?
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Yes.
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Oh, you could do better
than that.
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I'ma help you out right now.
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Your name is Angelo.
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Angelo, thank you so much
for coming out.
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Get a thicker tie.
It looks weird on you.
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Makes your head
look like a fish.
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Secondly,
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I don't know where
the paperwork is,
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but when you find it,
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can you take care of it for us?
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We don't have any pens
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'cause we're afraid
it's gonna leak in our shirts.
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Lastly, I hate the name,
Angelo.
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I'ma switch it up for you,
right now.
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Your new nickname is...
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Jell-o shot.
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- What do you think of that,
J-shot?
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Do you have questions?
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Yeah. Where are we?
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All right, Ben.
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If you need anything,
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one of these models that
we pay to hang around here
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will grab it for you.
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In the meantime, we' gonna
be playing video games,
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tweeting our high scores.
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Hit it!
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Um, hi.
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Are you the receptionist?
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I guess.
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I don't really know.
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If you don't mind me asking,
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how much are they paying you?
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$100,000 a year.
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With full medical.
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I mean, I would guess
they'll be bankrupt
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by the end of...
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This sentence.
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No, thank you.
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Is this true?
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You only spent $40 on clothes
in the past 5 years?
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It sounds about right.
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How did you meet Tammy One?
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Technically, I've known her
since I was born.
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She was a candy striper
at the hospital.
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She helped deliver me.
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All: Oh, my God.
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I grew up
in a very small town.
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600 people.
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Everybody knew everybody else.
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We first took up together
when I was 15.
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- Awesome.
- Oh, my God.
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It was a little scandalous,
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but everyone feared her,
so they kept their mouths shut.
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I don't even know her,
but she's my hero.
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No, she's no hero, April.
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She's a hellacious nightmare.
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She did, however,
teach me everything I know.
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Sunday school, sex.
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She was my math teacher
in middle school
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and my babysitter,
and she taught driver's ed.
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I--
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Hello.
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I don't believe we've met.
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I am Leslie Knope, deputy--
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I don't think
it will be necessary
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for you to speak again
while I'm here.
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Why do I only date brunettes?
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You know,
sometimes you eat chicken
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and you get food poisoning
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and then, even the sight
of chicken makes you sick?
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Tammy One is my blonde chicken.
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Good God, Ronald.
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This is a much bigger mess
than I imagined.
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You'll take a week off
from work.
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We'll do a complete overhaul
of your finances.
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I'll need access
to all your accounts,
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and your home.
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Is that necessary?
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Oh, oh.
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We're playing a game where
everyone says something stupid?
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[Laughs]
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You.
What is your name?
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Tim.
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Tim Buckenowski.
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Really?
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No.
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Andy Dwyer.
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Andy...
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You're going to collect
all of this,
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and you're going
to put it in my car.
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- What--
- Ms. Knope.
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Yes?
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You're going to go to payroll
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and get copies of Ronald's
workplace expense reports.
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Oh, I--I'm just wondering
how long that's going to take,
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because Ron and I have a very
important meeting together.
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It's called the Battle Royale.
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It's super fun.
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Well...
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You and Ron
have a big meeting, huh?
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I'm sure Ron will remember
the meeting fondly
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while he makes toilet wine
in a federal prison
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in Terre Haute.
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I'll--I'll head down
to payroll.
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[Clears throat]
Now.
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You're not getting any younger.
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Yes, ma'am.
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She's the cold, distant mother
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I never had.
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I love her.
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[Whistling]
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Good morning, everyone.
272
00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:32,293
Good morning, sir.
How can I help you?
273
00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:34,329
Ron?
Your moustache fell off.
274
00:08:34,363 --> 00:08:36,364
[Laughs]
275
00:08:36,398 --> 00:08:37,365
Leslie, you goofball.
276
00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:39,000
[Laughs]
277
00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:40,668
Tammy pointed out that
my face looked better
278
00:08:40,703 --> 00:08:41,836
without any hair on it.
279
00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,571
And it did collect
a lot of food crumbs,
280
00:08:43,605 --> 00:08:46,407
which is very unsanitary.
281
00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,542
Hey, Jer.
282
00:08:47,576 --> 00:08:49,811
Hump day, am I right, buddy?
[Snaps fingers]
283
00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:51,012
What?
284
00:08:51,046 --> 00:08:51,996
What is going on?
285
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,014
Where's Tammy One?
286
00:08:53,048 --> 00:08:54,015
She moved in with me.
287
00:08:54,049 --> 00:08:55,550
She's really helping me out.
288
00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:57,952
Yesterday, she converted
my bank account
289
00:08:57,987 --> 00:08:59,854
into a joint bank account
with her.
290
00:08:59,888 --> 00:09:01,072
Oh.
That's great.
291
00:09:01,106 --> 00:09:02,940
And how is that gonna help?
292
00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,142
Not sure.
293
00:09:04,193 --> 00:09:05,610
When she explains it,
it makes total sense.
294
00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:08,396
It is so nice
having her around.
295
00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:09,897
Here's something neat.
296
00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,399
Tammy's got me
taking baby aspirin
297
00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:14,935
to lower
my risk of heart disease.
298
00:09:14,953 --> 00:09:16,788
Science is a miracle.
299
00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:19,574
Any-who,
back to the old grindstone.
300
00:09:19,608 --> 00:09:21,609
These emails aren't gonna
send themselves.
301
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:23,544
[Laughs]
302
00:09:23,579 --> 00:09:26,014
Diabetes can't be cured.
303
00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,915
But it can be prevented.
304
00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:30,284
Make a choice.
Make a change.
305
00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,419
And together,
306
00:09:31,453 --> 00:09:33,388
we can make a difference.
307
00:09:33,422 --> 00:09:34,756
What do you think?
Any notes?
308
00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:35,990
Great.
309
00:09:36,025 --> 00:09:37,392
Just as good,
if not exactly the same
310
00:09:37,426 --> 00:09:38,493
as the last one.
311
00:09:38,527 --> 00:09:40,194
In that last one,
I left a nanosecond
312
00:09:40,229 --> 00:09:41,562
of a pause between the words,
313
00:09:41,597 --> 00:09:42,764
"together" and "we."
314
00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:43,848
It felt much better.
315
00:09:43,899 --> 00:09:45,099
But I'd love to try another one.
316
00:09:45,134 --> 00:09:46,801
I really think we've got it.
317
00:09:46,835 --> 00:09:47,968
Ann.
318
00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,020
This is important to me
319
00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:50,471
because it's important to you.
320
00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:51,939
I mean, you spent
a lot of time and energy
321
00:09:51,973 --> 00:09:52,940
on writing this.
322
00:09:52,975 --> 00:09:53,941
Not really.
323
00:09:53,976 --> 00:09:55,910
So, it needs to be perfect.
324
00:09:55,944 --> 00:09:57,528
So, let's do 1 more,
then 5 more,
325
00:09:57,579 --> 00:09:59,547
then 20 in a row.
326
00:09:59,581 --> 00:10:01,999
Hey,
look who it is.
327
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,151
Hey, hey.
328
00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:06,087
Tom.
Jean-Ralphio.
329
00:10:06,121 --> 00:10:07,872
Professional basketball players.
330
00:10:07,923 --> 00:10:09,424
'Sup,
Jell-o shot.
331
00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:11,325
Can I ask you guys
a question?
332
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,044
How exactly
are you making money?
333
00:10:13,095 --> 00:10:14,195
Wanna know
how we make money?
334
00:10:14,229 --> 00:10:15,546
Do you wanna know
how we make money?
335
00:10:15,597 --> 00:10:17,665
By literally
printing out our money.
336
00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:20,051
We bought a printing press.
337
00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:21,686
This prints bills with our faces
338
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,772
and the e720 logo on them.
339
00:10:24,807 --> 00:10:26,941
And promote the company
by going to clubs
340
00:10:26,975 --> 00:10:28,476
and tossing the bills
in the air and screaming,
341
00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:30,178
"Free money!"
342
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,064
You can't just print
your own money.
343
00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:34,649
This has to stop,
344
00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:35,650
right now.
345
00:10:35,684 --> 00:10:38,686
[Rap music]
346
00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:46,094
Aww!
347
00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:47,195
What's the deal,
baby?
348
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,379
One second, you hit
the party switch,
349
00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:49,413
and the next second,
you're all business?
350
00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:51,048
I need to see
all of your books.
351
00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:52,049
You got it, baby.
352
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,201
Baby!
353
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,202
Get him the books.
354
00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,670
Aww, Snapple.
355
00:10:55,704 --> 00:10:57,255
Are we calling
everybody "baby" now?
356
00:10:57,306 --> 00:10:58,256
'Cause honestly,
357
00:10:58,307 --> 00:10:59,340
I love that.
358
00:10:59,374 --> 00:11:00,374
Are we saying "Snapple"
359
00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:01,375
anytime we think
something's dope?
360
00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:02,477
'Cause I love that, baby.
361
00:11:02,511 --> 00:11:03,478
Do you know what I love?
362
00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:04,479
[Whistles]
363
00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:05,563
Jell-o shot!
364
00:11:05,597 --> 00:11:08,182
[Rap music plays]
Uh-oh!
365
00:11:08,217 --> 00:11:10,218
Hibbert, Hibbert.
366
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:12,320
All: Hup, Jell-o shot!
367
00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:13,888
Jell-o shot!
368
00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:15,323
Jell-o shot!
369
00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:16,324
Jell-o shot!
370
00:11:16,358 --> 00:11:17,391
Thank you.
371
00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:18,659
We're here to serve you,
friend.
372
00:11:18,694 --> 00:11:21,362
I hope the rest of your day
is cool beans.
373
00:11:21,396 --> 00:11:22,363
Ron,
374
00:11:22,397 --> 00:11:24,081
what is this memo
you sent to me?
375
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,167
You're not going
to the battle royale?
376
00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:28,336
I have decided
not to attend this year.
377
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:29,754
Okay, first of all,
it's disturbing
378
00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,772
that you wrote a memo,
at all.
379
00:11:31,807 --> 00:11:34,609
But you love arguing against
government spending.
380
00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:35,877
Why do you not wanna
do it now?
381
00:11:35,911 --> 00:11:37,211
Leslie, please.
382
00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:39,213
The government knows
what it's doing.
383
00:11:39,247 --> 00:11:40,281
I'm confident that I'll--
384
00:11:41,515 --> 00:11:42,517
Ouchie.
385
00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:44,252
You and I are going to lunch.
386
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,887
We have to talk.
387
00:11:45,921 --> 00:11:47,939
Let me just call Tammy first
and get permission.
388
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,858
Oh, come on.
389
00:11:50,893 --> 00:11:52,126
Tammy,
390
00:11:52,161 --> 00:11:55,163
I was wondering if I could
go to lunch with Leslie?
391
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,197
Terrific.
392
00:11:56,231 --> 00:11:57,198
Bye.
393
00:11:57,232 --> 00:11:58,399
She says I can't go.
394
00:11:58,433 --> 00:11:59,984
You're going to lunch with me.
395
00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:03,271
I say you can go.
396
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,072
Oh, gosh.
397
00:12:05,107 --> 00:12:06,324
I'm really in a pickle now.
398
00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,608
Oh, my God.
399
00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,243
When Ron falls for Tammy Two,
400
00:12:09,278 --> 00:12:11,445
he turns
into a demonic sex maniac.
401
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,513
But this?
402
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:13,514
Neutered wimp?
403
00:12:13,549 --> 00:12:14,582
This is worse.
404
00:12:14,616 --> 00:12:17,251
Operation "Golden Dove"
is in trouble.
405
00:12:17,286 --> 00:12:19,353
Ron, there are some things
I want to speak to you about
406
00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:21,989
but I'm not quite sure
how to phrase them.
407
00:12:22,024 --> 00:12:23,674
Just blurt them
right out, Leslie.
408
00:12:23,725 --> 00:12:26,427
Anything you say will stay
between you and me.
409
00:12:26,461 --> 00:12:27,645
Right, my love?
410
00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:28,763
Stop fidgeting.
411
00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:29,797
Sorry.
412
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,666
I was hoping to speak
with Ron alone.
413
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,900
He wants me here.
414
00:12:32,935 --> 00:12:34,402
He invited me.
415
00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:36,153
Na-na-na-na-na.
416
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,405
Don't worry, Leslie.
417
00:12:37,439 --> 00:12:39,373
Tammy's totally cool.
418
00:12:39,408 --> 00:12:40,358
Huh, okay.
419
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:41,475
Then I'll say it to her.
420
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,044
You're evil,
and you need to go.
421
00:12:43,078 --> 00:12:44,695
[Both chuckle]
422
00:12:44,746 --> 00:12:47,147
Leslie, you are a panic.
423
00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:49,350
Tammy,
may I use the restroom?
424
00:12:49,384 --> 00:12:51,504
Remember to wash your hands.
425
00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:55,156
Okay, you know what?
426
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:57,124
Let's cut the crap.
427
00:12:57,159 --> 00:12:59,060
Is this audit even real?
428
00:12:59,094 --> 00:13:01,362
In a sense, yes.
429
00:13:01,396 --> 00:13:03,798
But in another, truer sense, no,
430
00:13:03,832 --> 00:13:05,332
it is not.
431
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:06,851
I want Ronald back,
432
00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:08,402
but I had to learn
about his finances,
433
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,504
to make sure my future
was protected.
434
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,772
I'm impressed.
435
00:13:11,807 --> 00:13:14,976
He's acquired
quite a bit of gold.
436
00:13:15,010 --> 00:13:18,279
You gold digger.
437
00:13:18,313 --> 00:13:21,916
You're literally a gold digger.
438
00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:26,020
The thing I love about Tammy
is she calls me on my crap.
439
00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:27,755
Every guy needs that.
440
00:13:32,927 --> 00:13:35,162
Okay, if you want
this company to survive,
441
00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:36,864
you immediately need to
downsize.
442
00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:38,599
I mean, you don't need
this airplane hangar
443
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:40,001
um, I think we do.
444
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:44,005
And two, you have to keep
detailed financial records.
445
00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:45,139
Thank you!
446
00:13:45,173 --> 00:13:46,390
I've been trying
to tell them that!
447
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:47,758
Waste of time.
448
00:13:47,809 --> 00:13:49,727
They wouldn't know
a non-employee tax-reportable
449
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:52,513
expenditure request
if it bit them in the ass.
450
00:13:52,547 --> 00:13:55,283
Hey guys, which two people
here started their own company?
451
00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:57,752
'Cause I'm pretty sure
it wasn't you two bozos.
452
00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:59,020
Hey!
453
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:01,489
Look, you guys can swagger
around all you want,
454
00:14:01,523 --> 00:14:04,442
but businesses need revenue,
okay?
455
00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:07,261
Unless you start working
on an actual plan,
456
00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:08,262
you're dead in a month.
457
00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:09,363
That's a fact.
458
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:10,965
Ben,
thanks for your time.
459
00:14:10,999 --> 00:14:12,416
But with all due respect,
460
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,201
as far as business decisions go,
461
00:14:14,235 --> 00:14:15,870
I think we know
what we're doing.
462
00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:19,290
Don't forget to grab a free iPad
on your way out.
463
00:14:19,341 --> 00:14:21,075
He didn't even have one.
464
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,076
Diabetes!
465
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,462
Fight it!
466
00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:26,597
Not quite, but I like the
energy--are we still rolling?
467
00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:28,299
Yup.
468
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,350
Diabetes!
469
00:14:29,384 --> 00:14:30,968
Okay, let's--
can we take a break?
470
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:32,136
I think that's a great idea.
471
00:14:32,187 --> 00:14:33,554
I think we almost have it,
472
00:14:33,588 --> 00:14:35,823
and I am very excited
at that prospect.
473
00:14:35,857 --> 00:14:37,958
I'll cancel my four o'clock
and my five o'clock
474
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,694
and my six o'clock appointments.
475
00:14:39,728 --> 00:14:41,645
I cannot believe
I dated him.
476
00:14:41,697 --> 00:14:43,464
For a long time.
477
00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:45,333
And he broke up with me!
478
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:47,284
Fat equals splat!
479
00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,170
As in, "you're dead!"
480
00:14:49,204 --> 00:14:50,171
Is there something there?
481
00:14:50,205 --> 00:14:51,172
No--no.
That--that sucked.
482
00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:52,373
But there's something there.
483
00:14:52,407 --> 00:14:53,491
I'm feeling it--
let's go right away!
484
00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:54,508
It's magic time!
485
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,443
From the top, everybody.
486
00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:58,479
There's no one else here.
487
00:14:58,513 --> 00:15:00,781
Basically, we're being
attacked by Godzilla.
488
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,250
And to beat Godzilla,
we need Mothra.
489
00:15:03,785 --> 00:15:04,835
No offense.
490
00:15:04,886 --> 00:15:07,088
None taken.
I'm very flattered.
491
00:15:07,122 --> 00:15:08,089
Who's this?
492
00:15:08,123 --> 00:15:09,173
Who's this tall drink of water?
493
00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:10,191
Andy.
494
00:15:10,225 --> 00:15:11,492
Hey, Andy.
495
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:12,793
How's it hanging?
496
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:16,030
Listen, we need you to break
Ron from her spell.
497
00:15:16,064 --> 00:15:18,599
Can't you just move
your butt around,
498
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,668
or wear a dress
made out of meat?
499
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,137
Well I could do
all those things and have,
500
00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:25,022
but that bitch is crazy.
501
00:15:25,073 --> 00:15:29,143
When Ron left her
and we got together,
502
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:30,661
she threw acid on my foot.
503
00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:31,846
Eww!
504
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,647
Could we take a peek at it?
505
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:37,501
Listen, Tammy One was
my Sunday school teacher, too.
506
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,320
She can pinpoint
your weaknesses,
507
00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:42,857
and then destroy you
with just one word.
508
00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:44,024
And a jar of acid.
509
00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:45,326
Oh, my God.
510
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,728
I think I have an idea
that could save Ron.
511
00:15:47,763 --> 00:15:49,497
Andy, don't joke around.
512
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:52,933
I have ideas, too.
513
00:15:52,968 --> 00:15:54,402
You were right
to come get me.
514
00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:56,971
My son Ronnie always had
a weakness for those ladies.
515
00:15:57,005 --> 00:15:57,972
Oh, wow.
516
00:15:58,006 --> 00:15:59,223
Is this Ron?
517
00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:00,858
Yup.
At the age of five.
518
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,309
He's standing next
to the first chair
519
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:03,310
he ever built.
520
00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:06,180
Oh, my God!
521
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,183
There's a room
full of just guns.
522
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,518
Why do you have so many guns?
523
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,037
This is America, isn't it?
524
00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:14,488
Yes.
525
00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:16,157
Then I don't have to answer
stupid questions
526
00:16:16,191 --> 00:16:18,225
while standing
on my own property.
527
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,161
Let's go.
[Whistles]
528
00:16:20,195 --> 00:16:22,348
Okay. Well,
it's definitely Ron's mom.
529
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,407
Tammy?
530
00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:28,407
Tammy.
531
00:16:28,441 --> 00:16:29,408
Ronnie.
532
00:16:29,442 --> 00:16:30,742
What's going on?
533
00:16:30,777 --> 00:16:32,578
Welcome
to the Battle Royale.
534
00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,163
Right here.
Right now.
535
00:16:34,197 --> 00:16:36,782
Operation "Soaring Falcon"
536
00:16:36,816 --> 00:16:39,251
is in its final stages.
537
00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:42,171
It's time to settle this.
538
00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:44,173
Ah.
539
00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:46,875
An old-fashioned
prairie drink-off.
540
00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:48,377
What's in that jug?
541
00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,345
It smells like jet fuel.
542
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:52,881
That's Swanson family
mash liquor.
543
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:56,235
Made from the finest corn
ever grown on American soil.
544
00:16:56,269 --> 00:16:58,237
Its only legal use
is to strip varnish
545
00:16:58,271 --> 00:17:00,222
off of speedboats.
546
00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:02,140
If you win,
he's all yours.
547
00:17:02,175 --> 00:17:03,842
And if I win, I bring him
back to the farm
548
00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:04,977
for good.
549
00:17:05,011 --> 00:17:06,612
Wait, what?
That wasn't the deal.
550
00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:07,980
Pour it.
I'm thirsty.
551
00:17:08,014 --> 00:17:08,981
Pour me one, too,
then.
552
00:17:09,015 --> 00:17:10,148
Let me in here.
553
00:17:10,183 --> 00:17:13,184
I'm gonna join you and if I win,
554
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,703
Ron stays here with us.
555
00:17:14,737 --> 00:17:16,088
Leslie, no,
don't drink that.
556
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:20,259
We use it to burn warts
off of the mules!
557
00:17:28,268 --> 00:17:30,919
Poison!
558
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:32,370
Ugh!
559
00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:34,539
I made a mistake.
560
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:37,809
I made a mistake.
561
00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:40,045
How were we together
for five months?
562
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:42,281
Well, you know, it's possible
you can just date a guy
563
00:17:42,315 --> 00:17:45,684
because of where you are
in your life emotionally.
564
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:46,885
Yeah, I suppose you're right,
John.
565
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,153
Ann Perkins,
566
00:17:48,187 --> 00:17:50,722
I hate to say this,
but I have a stain on my shirt.
567
00:17:50,757 --> 00:17:53,525
Which means that everything
we shot so far is unusable,
568
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,277
but let's use this
as an opportunity
569
00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:57,095
to revisit the script.
570
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:58,196
Delivery guy.
571
00:17:58,231 --> 00:17:59,448
- Hey.
- Diabetes!
572
00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:03,402
Had enough?
573
00:18:03,436 --> 00:18:05,837
Of this watered-down
baby formula?
574
00:18:05,872 --> 00:18:07,205
Not even close.
575
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,975
Not meven clarse.
576
00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:13,078
Marvin clods.
577
00:18:13,112 --> 00:18:14,479
Glenn Close.
578
00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:16,148
Leslie, you don't
have to do this...
579
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,586
Shh!
Go to bed, Jimmy.
580
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:21,887
Wrah!
581
00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:23,855
I can't feel my face.
582
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,256
My face is numb.
583
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,959
[Hissing]
584
00:18:31,064 --> 00:18:32,998
What is that?
585
00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:36,434
And together,
we can make a difference.
586
00:18:36,452 --> 00:18:37,669
That's it.
587
00:18:37,704 --> 00:18:39,538
I think we got it.
Do you think we got it?
588
00:18:39,572 --> 00:18:41,773
Yes! Yeah, we have it.
589
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,959
We had it seven hours ago.
590
00:18:43,993 --> 00:18:45,944
Oh, Ann, I--I know that
I can be intense,
591
00:18:45,979 --> 00:18:48,847
but I'm only trying to be
the best me that I can be.
592
00:18:48,881 --> 00:18:50,849
I want to thank you
for this opportunity
593
00:18:50,883 --> 00:18:52,017
and your patience,
594
00:18:52,051 --> 00:18:56,121
and your intelligence,
and your insight.
595
00:18:56,139 --> 00:18:59,358
You really are
an amazing human being.
596
00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:02,327
Thank you.
597
00:19:02,362 --> 00:19:05,631
Oh, right--
that's why I dated him.
598
00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:08,033
Hey.
599
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:10,185
I wanted to apologize.
600
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:13,038
We brought in five accountants
to look at e720
601
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:14,973
and they all said
the same thing you did.
602
00:19:15,008 --> 00:19:16,074
If we don't start
making changes,
603
00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:17,242
we're gonna lose the company.
604
00:19:17,276 --> 00:19:19,444
Okay. Well,
first thing you need to do:
605
00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:21,046
Get rid of four
of those accountants.
606
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,981
You don't need five accountants.
607
00:19:23,016 --> 00:19:24,616
Again, good advice.
608
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,368
Here.
609
00:19:26,419 --> 00:19:29,688
You really--you need to stop
giving these away like candy.
610
00:19:29,722 --> 00:19:31,123
I bought that one personally.
611
00:19:31,157 --> 00:19:32,157
As a thank-you.
612
00:19:35,128 --> 00:19:36,161
It's an iPad.
613
00:19:36,195 --> 00:19:38,363
♪ Everybody prance, now! ♪
614
00:19:38,398 --> 00:19:40,499
♪ prance, prance, prance,
prance, prance, prance ♪
615
00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:42,000
She's had enough.
Call it off.
616
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:44,002
That's not how it works.
She's out.
617
00:19:44,037 --> 00:19:45,220
Wait.
I'm subbing in.
618
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,072
April, no--that stuff
will melt
619
00:19:47,106 --> 00:19:48,890
the shell off a garden snail.
620
00:19:48,941 --> 00:19:49,941
Whatever.
621
00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:51,843
I'm Puerto Rican.
I can handle it.
622
00:19:54,614 --> 00:19:57,899
[Sputters]
[Bleep], oh, my God!
623
00:19:57,950 --> 00:19:58,900
Okay.
624
00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:01,953
This ends now.
625
00:20:18,638 --> 00:20:19,771
Ah.
626
00:20:19,806 --> 00:20:22,708
Mom, you're going
back to the farm.
627
00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:24,176
And you,
628
00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,427
you're going back to hell.
629
00:20:25,478 --> 00:20:26,428
Fine.
630
00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:28,063
I got what I came for anyway.
631
00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:29,431
I found your underground safe.
632
00:20:29,482 --> 00:20:31,049
I stole half your gold.
633
00:20:31,084 --> 00:20:32,851
That's decoy gold.
634
00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:33,885
You think I'd leave my gold
635
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,654
in a locked safe
buried underground,
636
00:20:35,688 --> 00:20:37,789
where anyone could find it?
637
00:20:37,824 --> 00:20:39,224
You don't know me at all.
638
00:20:39,258 --> 00:20:40,325
Yes, I do.
639
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,194
I knew you the minute
you were born.
640
00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:47,833
And I intend to be there
the minute you die.
641
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:50,867
Ron,
your family's weird.
642
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,085
Literally, there's a--
someone reading a magazine,
643
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,703
and someone
applying nail Polish.
644
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:59,289
What's that--what is she doing?
She's just playing with an iPad.
645
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:03,460
Tom told me that chair
was $27,000.
646
00:21:03,494 --> 00:21:05,095
That chair that has a roof.
647
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:08,549
The--there's someone over there
in a deep sleep.
648
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,770
She's probably being paid
upwards of $100,000 a year.
649
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,839
There's this video of a boat.
650
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,808
Look at that thing.
What is that?
651
00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:20,310
What are you supposed to do
with that thing?
652
00:21:22,954 --> 00:21:31,138
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