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Hey, there you are.
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- I miss you.
- I miss you, too.
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Where are you?
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I'm in my new
city council office.
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- No way.
- I know, do you like it?
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I love it.
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I love it, too.
Check this out.
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Here is my wall
of inspirational women.
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Ah.
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Is that a picture of you?
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Yes.
I am big enough to admit
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that I am often inspired
by myself.
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Here are my clocks.
Pawnee and Washington D.C.
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Same time zone.
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Oh, this is
the coolest part ever.
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I have my own
private bathroom.
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Occupied!
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- Oh my God.
- Ugh.
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Councilman Jamm.
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What are you doing in my bathroom?
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I don't known if i would call it
your bathroom.
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Its only door
is in my office.
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I think it is crazy that
the most junior city councilor
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gets a private bathroom
just because she is a girl.
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- Excuse me?
- Let's solve this.
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Tell you what
I'm going to do.
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I'm going
to drop my liquids in here,
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take my solids
down the hall.
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- Deal?
- No. No deal.
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Fine.
Your loss.
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How?
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[Triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Fun fact about me.
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I recently began
intensive psychotherapy.
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I may have mentioned that
to you already.
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Several times.
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Well,
like my therapist says,
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"You can't share too much
or too often."
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You know, Gayle and I,
we saw a couples therapist
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for a little while.
That's too much, Jerry.
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For real.
Keep us out your bedroom.
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It used to be,
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when I was down,
I called my mother.
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When I lacked self-confidence,
I called my running coach.
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And now, no matter
what emotion I'm feeling,
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I call one number--
my therapist.
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I want to do the same thing
for the city.
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A psychotherapist
for the city.
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No, Andy.
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- No.
- A 311 line.
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Citizens will call 311
for whatever problem they have.
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Uncollected garbage,
broken streetlight,
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and we will direct them
to the proper department.
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Chris, great idea.
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Thank you, Andy.
I agree.
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I love this idea.
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And I love me
for thinking of it.
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My therapist said that
I need to be more vocal
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about appreciating myself.
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Thank you, Chris.
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You're welcome, Chris.
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I sound insane.
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I'm going to go talk
to my therapist.
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Welcome to Pawnee Today.
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I am first-rate newswoman
Joan Callamezzo.
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Pawnee's City Council
approval rate is at a dismal 3%.
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That's an all-time low.
Yuck.
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Leslie, the city council
has done very little
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over the past few years,
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and what they
have accomplished,
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in my opinion,
has been embarrassing.
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And that is a fact.
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No, that's your opinion.
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That's the definition
of an opinion.
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Well,
that's your opinion.
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The city council
has some political gridlock
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and some partisan bickering,
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but we're actually
about to pass a bill--
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my bill--
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the Leslie Knope
Fun In The Sun Act,
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which will extend
public pool hours citywide.
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[Sarcastic laugh]
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Can you say, "big whoop"?
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Recently, the Captain of
the Pawnee Porpoises swim team
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asked me if we could keep
the public pools open longer
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so they could log
more practice time,
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and I said, "Absolutely."
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Because not only am I
a city councilor.
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I'm a city councilor
with porpoise.
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[Laughs]
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By passing the bill,
and extending pool hours,
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we are saying to our citizens
that this City Council
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is determined
to better our town.
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Okay, Pawnee Porpoises
youth swim team,
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I have a question for you.
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What is your
greatest accomplishment?
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We came in fourth
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in the County swim meet
last year.
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Wrong,
your greatest accomplishment
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is happening in two hours
when this bill becomes law.
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[Applause]
Yay.
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I just want you to be
very proud of yourselves,
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because this bill is going
to start a long romance
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between the city
and its government.
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Porpoise call!
[imitating porpoise noise]
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[Porpoise noise continues]
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What are you doing?
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I'm doing a porpoise call,
which we used to do
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when I
was part of your group,
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but it seems like
you don't do it any more
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and that's fine.
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I'm not weird.
Okay, everybody leave.
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I'll see you
at the city council meeting.
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Hey, are you busy?
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And writing Star Trek
fan fiction does not count.
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Ha ha ha.
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I... finished it last week.
What's going on?
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Um, I miss Andy.
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And you probably miss
your lover, Chris.
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Leslie.
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I had an idea.
It's Friday.
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Pawnee's only a ten-hour drive.
Road trip?
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Oh, I don't know,
I was going to try to get a jump
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on some work this weekend.
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Dude, 30 years from now,
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when you're on your deathbed,
what are you going to remember?
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Organizing files or taking
a spontaneous road trip
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to surprise Leslie?
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Yeah, you know what?
All right, I'm in.
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You know, we might be able
to sneak out early.
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You get snacks.
I'll bring music.
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We'll jam out
to some sweet tunage.
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You know what?
This is awesome.
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Actually, no.
I don't want to go any more.
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Oh. Okay.
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Just kidding.
See you in ten minutes.
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Okay.
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Just kidding.
We're not going.
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Road trip!
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So we're going?
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[Frustrated]
Yes!
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Oh, I'm excited
to bond a little with April.
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She's like the little sister
I never had.
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Because the little sister
I do have
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is normal
and not terrifying.
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[Mouths words]
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- 311.
- Well, Diane, for potholes,
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you want to speak
with Public Works.
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[Phone ringing]
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I understand
you've tried them four times.
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Government is inefficient
and should be dissolved.
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Please hold
while I transfer you.
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Donna, can you help me?
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I got a 311 call,
but it was all static.
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That sounds like
an I.T. Problem.
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Well, how do I
get I.T. Here?
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Call 311.
[Laughs]
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311, how can I--
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Oh, hello again, Diane.
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Nobody answered?
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Okay, you know what?
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Someone will be there shortly.
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Andrew, get your lunch,
some water,
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and a 40-pound bag
of asphalt.
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Okay, boss.
What are we doing?
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- We're fixing a pothole.
- Hey!
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[Phone ringing]
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Pawnee 311.
How can I help--
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Oh, no.
No, this is not 911.
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No, no.
This is 311.
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Donna, they switched my phone
with 911.
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What do I do?
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I don't know.
Try to help.
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Now hush.
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It is heating up
in this piece.
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Oh, that sounds awful.
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Good lord,
it is hot.
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Yes, mercy me.
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Living in this town's
like living
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in the devil's butt crack.
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Almost out of gas.
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I'll wait
till we're on the highway.
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Now, the GPS says
we should take 495 to 270,
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but check out this
cool alternate route I fou--
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Oh, my God,
that is so interesting to me
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because I'm a map salesman.
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Why aren't we moving?
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Because.
Other cars.
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[Car horn honking]
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Will you not do that?
Please don't.
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That's what you do
when you--
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Please don't do--
Oh, great, here comes a guy.
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- Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm?
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- Why aren't we moving?
- Exit's closed for a bit.
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Presidential motorcade.
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I'll just shut off the car
till it opens up.
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Holy [Bleep], it's hot.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Beautiful, Tom.
Beautiful.
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- Dynamite gums.
- Aw, thanks.
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Tom, do you want to know
why I moved to Pawnee?
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Sure.
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It's because
the two leading industries here
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are corn syrup
and rubber nipples.
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It is a dentistry jackpot.
It's genius, right?
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Well, D.D.S. Doesn't stand
for "dumb, dumb, stupid."
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[Chuckles]
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I like that.
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I'm going to steal it.
That's mine now.
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All right. Cool.
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Councilman Jamm and I
have gotten pretty tight.
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And I'm hoping to parlay this
into a membership
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at the Pawnee Smokehouse,
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Pawnee's most exclusive
cigar club.
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Overstuffed leather chairs,
top-shelf brandies.
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And that stale tobacco stench
that says,
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"Welcome to the top."
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You're a member
of the Pawnee Smokehouse, right?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Man, I love a good stogie.
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I actually just had this
personalized cigar cutter made.
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Whoa.
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Real nice.
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Not my initials,
but thank you so much.
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Oh, well, it's not--
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Okay.
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Hey, so, uh,
we're still all good
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on Leslie's bill, right?
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Actually, Tommy,
we need to talk.
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I have wanted this perm
since middle school.
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I could not be
more excited about this.
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- Are you excited, Autumn?
- Yeah, definitely.
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Do you ever give a perm
to someone and ever regret it?
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Uh...
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Ann has told me repeatedly
not to get a perm.
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But Ann's not here.
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So when the Ann's away,
the mice get perms.
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Councilman Jamm
changed his vote.
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He's voting no
on fun in the sun.
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What? Why?
He promised me.
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He just said
that he changed his mind.
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Then he told me some veneers
could really make my smile pop.
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Thoughts?
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Oh, my God.
The vote is in an hour.
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Okay, we need to have an
emergency strategy session now.
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- What about the perm?
- The perm must wait, Autumn!
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The perm must wait.
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Wait... So this means the bill
isn't going to pass?
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My parents said that you guys
can't get anything done.
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Now, wait, okay, hold on.
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This isn't over
by a long shot.
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But it's three to two
against us.
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Yeah, I know
how to do math, Mason.
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Okay, don't be an alarmist.
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00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:54,511
It's very important
that we stay positive.
256
00:08:54,513 --> 00:08:56,780
Our positive attitude
is our greatest asset.
257
00:08:56,782 --> 00:08:58,015
- Tom, a word, please.
- Mm-hmm.
258
00:08:58,017 --> 00:08:59,483
The bill is dead,
the Porpoises are doomed,
259
00:08:59,535 --> 00:09:01,635
and democracy is over.
Oh, my God.
260
00:09:01,637 --> 00:09:03,904
I can't believe
I decided to get a perm.
261
00:09:03,906 --> 00:09:05,773
Ann should have never
let me do this.
262
00:09:05,775 --> 00:09:07,374
Look, Jamm saw you
on Pawnee Today.
263
00:09:07,376 --> 00:09:08,876
He knows how much
you want this.
264
00:09:08,878 --> 00:09:10,244
He's just trying to get
something in return.
265
00:09:10,246 --> 00:09:11,578
This is a bargaining tool.
266
00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:13,147
You know, this is why
people hate the government.
267
00:09:13,149 --> 00:09:15,816
'Cause just when we're about
to do something really good,
268
00:09:15,818 --> 00:09:17,818
it all falls apart
due to some stupid,
269
00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,653
selfish jerk butt.
270
00:09:19,655 --> 00:09:21,956
You know, screw Jamm.
Screw Jamm.
271
00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:23,824
I'm just going to try
to get Councilman Milton's vote.
272
00:09:23,826 --> 00:09:25,592
Milton?
He's, like, 150 years old.
273
00:09:25,594 --> 00:09:27,394
Yeah.
He's got grandkids, okay?
274
00:09:27,396 --> 00:09:28,696
And--and kids love to swim.
275
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:29,697
And he'll give us his vote.
276
00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,798
He's an old person,
277
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,932
and I'll talk to him
really slowly.
278
00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:33,000
He won't even know
what he's doing.
279
00:09:33,002 --> 00:09:36,070
I just need to hurry up.
How do I look?
280
00:09:36,072 --> 00:09:38,572
I don't know
how to answer that.
281
00:09:40,942 --> 00:09:42,843
Hi, I'm Andy.
I really like your dress.
282
00:09:42,845 --> 00:09:45,446
- I'm a princess.
- I'm a mermaid.
283
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:47,581
I'm the director
of Parks and Recreation.
284
00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,183
I'm here to fix that hole.
285
00:09:49,185 --> 00:09:51,852
This is our kingdom.
You have to ask permission.
286
00:09:51,854 --> 00:09:53,420
Excuse me?
287
00:09:53,422 --> 00:09:55,255
Your highnesses,
288
00:09:55,257 --> 00:09:58,792
we do humbly request
thine permission
289
00:09:58,794 --> 00:10:01,195
to befix doth holes yonder.
290
00:10:01,197 --> 00:10:02,696
Only if you can tag us.
291
00:10:02,698 --> 00:10:03,697
Come here.
292
00:10:03,699 --> 00:10:04,965
[Girls screaming]
293
00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:08,469
Your tax dollars at work.
294
00:10:09,471 --> 00:10:11,672
Soundtrack
to Pulp Fiction,
295
00:10:11,674 --> 00:10:13,374
soundtrack to Singles,
296
00:10:13,376 --> 00:10:15,209
soundtrack
to Grosse Pointe Blank.
297
00:10:15,211 --> 00:10:16,276
Why do you have
so many soundtracks?
298
00:10:16,278 --> 00:10:17,277
Oh, well, uh,
299
00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:18,712
I kind of look at it like
300
00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:19,747
it's your favorite directors
301
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,215
making a mix tape
just for you.
302
00:10:21,217 --> 00:10:23,117
Eww.
303
00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:24,718
Oh, here's something.
304
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,322
"Benji's Cool Times
Summer Jamz Mix."
305
00:10:28,324 --> 00:10:30,224
Oh, no, I--you probably
don't want to listen to that...
306
00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:31,658
- Yes, I want to listen to it.
- Just 'cause--no, listen, it--
307
00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:33,093
- I want to listen to it.
- We don't--we don't--
308
00:10:33,095 --> 00:10:34,094
- I wanna hear what's on it.
- We don't need to--
309
00:10:34,096 --> 00:10:35,629
April...
310
00:10:35,631 --> 00:10:38,132
[Salt n Pepa's Shoop plays]
♪ Shoop
311
00:10:38,134 --> 00:10:40,601
♪ Ooh, how you doin'?
312
00:10:40,603 --> 00:10:42,870
♪ Here I go, here I go,
here I go again ♪
313
00:10:42,872 --> 00:10:43,937
♪ girl, what's my weakness?
Really?
314
00:10:43,939 --> 00:10:45,739
Don't judge me.
315
00:10:45,741 --> 00:10:46,907
Councilman,
I'd like to talk to you
316
00:10:46,909 --> 00:10:48,509
about the Fun
In The Sun bill,
317
00:10:48,511 --> 00:10:50,744
and I don't mean to rush you,
but the vote is in an hour.
318
00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:53,914
When I'm done eating,
we'll talk.
319
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:56,016
I've eaten the same lunch
for 58 years.
320
00:10:56,018 --> 00:10:59,453
Caesar salad,
extra dressing,
321
00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:03,390
extra croutons,
and extra anchovies.
322
00:11:03,392 --> 00:11:04,892
Mmm.
323
00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:07,361
Councilman Milton was first
elected as a city councilor
324
00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:11,131
in 1948, as a member
of the Dixiecrat Party.
325
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:14,701
Their platform?
"De-integrate Baseball."
326
00:11:14,703 --> 00:11:16,770
The secret
is in the dressing.
327
00:11:16,772 --> 00:11:21,608
Try it.
It's an aphrodisiac.
328
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,111
You too,
my strange, foreign friend.
329
00:11:24,113 --> 00:11:26,013
- No, thank you.
- Tom, eat some.
330
00:11:26,015 --> 00:11:28,415
I'm not eating
racist salad.
331
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:31,685
The more we eat,
the faster we talk.
332
00:11:35,957 --> 00:11:37,624
Mmm.
333
00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:39,193
You can really taste
the ignorance.
334
00:11:39,695 --> 00:11:41,595
It's pronounced
"anchovies."
335
00:11:45,066 --> 00:11:46,006
Hi.
336
00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:46,633
Diane Lewis.
337
00:11:47,135 --> 00:11:48,135
I own this pothole.
338
00:11:48,137 --> 00:11:50,437
Ron Swanson.
I'm here to fix it.
339
00:11:50,439 --> 00:11:53,907
Oh, seaweed choke! Ugh!
[Children laughing]
340
00:11:53,909 --> 00:11:56,510
That large boy
is my colleague.
341
00:11:56,512 --> 00:11:58,445
We work
at the Parks Department.
342
00:11:58,447 --> 00:12:01,281
Oh, you're not even from
the Public Works Department?
343
00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:03,150
Look, it appeared that no one
from the proper channels
344
00:12:03,152 --> 00:12:05,786
was gonna fix this,
so I decided to do it myself.
345
00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:07,387
Do you know
what you're doing?
346
00:12:07,389 --> 00:12:08,390
[Chuckles]
347
00:12:08,689 --> 00:12:09,890
Yes, ma'am.
348
00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:12,159
Yes, I do.
349
00:12:12,461 --> 00:12:14,261
Councilman,
you have grandchildren--
350
00:12:14,263 --> 00:12:16,063
And seven great-grandkids.
351
00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:19,733
Tim, Mary, Jack,
352
00:12:19,735 --> 00:12:23,704
uh, Tim, Marie,
Tim, and Mary.
353
00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:24,821
Don't forget about Tim.
354
00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:26,223
Right, Tim.
355
00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:27,741
How many is that?
356
00:12:27,743 --> 00:12:31,278
[Laughs] You know,
it's very hard to tell.
357
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,562
This might not work.
358
00:12:32,564 --> 00:12:33,863
Let me find Jamm,
see if he'll bargain.
359
00:12:33,915 --> 00:12:34,981
Mm-hmm.
360
00:12:34,983 --> 00:12:37,117
What country is he from?
361
00:12:37,119 --> 00:12:38,535
Iceland.
362
00:12:38,537 --> 00:12:40,937
"Data had never felt
this way before.
363
00:12:40,939 --> 00:12:43,573
"Of course, data had never
felt anything before.
364
00:12:43,575 --> 00:12:46,042
"But Captain Picard
couldn't help but note
365
00:12:46,044 --> 00:12:47,811
"the smile that crept over
366
00:12:47,813 --> 00:12:50,280
his mechanical
but lifelike face."
367
00:12:50,282 --> 00:12:51,415
I'm gonna murder you.
368
00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:53,450
I understand.
Just one second.
369
00:12:53,452 --> 00:12:56,453
"As they walked down the hall
into the bridge--"
370
00:12:56,455 --> 00:13:01,458
[jackhammering]
371
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:04,694
Lemonade?
372
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:06,797
Please and thank you.
373
00:13:06,799 --> 00:13:08,932
Hey, I'm sorry
if I was curt earlier.
374
00:13:08,934 --> 00:13:10,400
I'm a single mom,
and sometimes things
375
00:13:10,402 --> 00:13:11,701
get chaotic around here.
376
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,303
When you showed up
from the Parks Department--
377
00:13:13,305 --> 00:13:16,273
No need to apologize.
I understand completely.
378
00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:17,474
This is delicious.
379
00:13:17,476 --> 00:13:19,409
Well, I got it
from Food and Stuff, so--
380
00:13:19,411 --> 00:13:20,911
That's where
I got these gloves.
381
00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:22,612
Right?
382
00:13:22,614 --> 00:13:25,549
So, how exactly are you
gonna fix this hole?
383
00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:28,752
Just for my own edification.
384
00:13:28,754 --> 00:13:31,688
Uh, I dug the loose gravel
out of the hole.
385
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:34,591
Now I'm using a jackhammer
to remove the larger pieces,
386
00:13:34,593 --> 00:13:37,694
then I'll spray down
the hole to settle the dust
387
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:40,931
and fill it
with cold patch asphalt.
388
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,232
Well, thank you.
389
00:13:42,234 --> 00:13:46,069
Now I can fix
the next one myself.
390
00:13:46,071 --> 00:13:47,771
♪ Ron and Diane
391
00:13:47,773 --> 00:13:49,272
♪ sitting in a tree
392
00:13:49,274 --> 00:13:53,810
♪ k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.
393
00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:54,811
Do you hear that bird?
394
00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,546
Jamm!
What do you want?
395
00:13:56,548 --> 00:13:59,149
Support of one of your bills?
Committee chairmanship?
396
00:13:59,151 --> 00:14:01,251
- I want your toilet.
- What?
397
00:14:01,253 --> 00:14:03,353
Your office,
with the private bathroom?
398
00:14:03,355 --> 00:14:04,554
He wants your office.
399
00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:06,223
Yeah, I don't mean
to brag, but, uh,
400
00:14:06,225 --> 00:14:08,325
I've got
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
401
00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:09,526
This isn't even
about policy?
402
00:14:09,528 --> 00:14:11,361
Absolutely not.
- This is a no-brainer.
403
00:14:11,363 --> 00:14:13,430
Just make the trade,
everyone's happy.
404
00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:14,764
I'm not happy.
405
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,433
He shoots down
a very helpful bill
406
00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:18,268
'cause he doesn't get to poop
wherever he wants?
407
00:14:18,270 --> 00:14:20,770
No, I'm gonna get
Councilman Milton,
408
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,673
and you can put your butt
back in your pants, sir.
409
00:14:23,675 --> 00:14:26,610
Yeah, well,
love the hair!
410
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,679
[Grunts]
411
00:14:29,681 --> 00:14:31,214
Andy, come help me
tamp this down.
412
00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:32,349
For the last time,
413
00:14:32,351 --> 00:14:34,618
Ron, it's
princess rainbow sparkle.
414
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,119
Holy Moses.
415
00:14:36,121 --> 00:14:38,121
Can we turn you
into a princess?
416
00:14:38,123 --> 00:14:39,990
No.
417
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,525
I think it would
really make Diane happy.
418
00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:43,894
Why would that matter?
419
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,028
Shut up.
420
00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,296
Ooh.
421
00:14:46,298 --> 00:14:47,597
Would you please
come help me tamp this down?
422
00:14:47,599 --> 00:14:49,966
It's a job
that requires two men.
423
00:14:49,968 --> 00:14:53,303
Or does it require
two princesses?
424
00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:54,938
All: Please?
Please? Please?
425
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:56,072
Oh.
426
00:14:56,074 --> 00:14:58,441
This is impressive.
427
00:14:58,443 --> 00:15:01,811
You remind me of a young,
beautiful Strom Thurmond.
428
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,915
Yes, I've been saying that
for years.
429
00:15:04,917 --> 00:15:06,816
Councilman Milton,
do I have your vote?
430
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:09,019
- Yes, indeed.
- Oh. [Laughs]
431
00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:11,288
Oh, there's a lot of
salad dressing on your hand.
432
00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:12,355
Shall we kiss?
433
00:15:12,357 --> 00:15:13,557
Huh? No. No!
434
00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:14,925
- Aah! Oh!
- Oh!
435
00:15:14,927 --> 00:15:16,560
- [Groans] Oh.
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
436
00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:17,694
Please be okay.
437
00:15:17,696 --> 00:15:19,095
Please,
still be able to vote.
438
00:15:19,097 --> 00:15:20,230
We can kiss if you want to.
439
00:15:20,232 --> 00:15:21,665
With tongue?
440
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:22,732
Hey! No.
441
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,900
She tried to kiss me.
442
00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:27,608
She was insatiable.
443
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:29,376
Well, I don't know,
maybe we should, you know,
444
00:15:29,378 --> 00:15:30,244
postpone the vote
445
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,212
until the councilman
gets better, you know?
446
00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:34,615
Uh, yeah, we're not
postponing anything, okay?
447
00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:36,450
I'm pushing the vote through
and it won't pass.
448
00:15:36,952 --> 00:15:38,552
Complimentary toothbrush?
449
00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:40,120
You're missing the backs
of your upper canines.
450
00:15:40,122 --> 00:15:41,388
Sloppy technique.
451
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,422
Excuse me?
452
00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:44,325
I have excellent
toothbrush technique.
453
00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:46,593
Just give him what he wants.
Take the easy way out.
454
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,595
I always do.
It's so easy.
455
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:51,065
I do not negotiate
with dentists.
456
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,733
I'm trying to tell everybody
that the government is great,
457
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:54,068
and I think it stinks.
458
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:55,469
I hate it.
I hate the government.
459
00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,438
- You don't mean that.
- You're right, I don't.
460
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,972
I take it back.
Why did I say that, Tom?
461
00:15:58,974 --> 00:16:00,174
God, you know me so well.
462
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,775
More Rouge!
463
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:04,611
Everything going good?
464
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:08,215
[Laughter]
465
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,350
I came here
to fix a pothole,
466
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:10,617
not be mocked.
467
00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,920
I'm sorry, it's just--
your face is ridiculous.
468
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:15,556
[Laughter]
469
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,857
Thank you for the lemonade.
470
00:16:16,859 --> 00:16:18,692
The asphalt will bear weight
in an hour.
471
00:16:18,694 --> 00:16:19,960
- Time to go, Andrew.
- No!
472
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,695
Wait, but we were gonna make
a sparkle palace!
473
00:16:21,697 --> 00:16:23,297
Ron, you're walking
across hot lava!
474
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:25,299
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
475
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,604
Whoa, it's moving.
476
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:33,407
- It's moving.
- What?
477
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,710
- Yes!
- Finally.
478
00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:38,645
[Engine sputters, dies]
479
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:41,315
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
480
00:16:41,317 --> 00:16:42,783
- What?
- No!
481
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:44,351
We're out of gas.
482
00:16:44,353 --> 00:16:45,788
[Inhales deeply]
483
00:16:45,953 --> 00:16:47,988
Aah!
484
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,356
Aah!
485
00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:51,191
Next order of business,
486
00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:53,060
the Fun In The Sun Act,
487
00:16:53,062 --> 00:16:54,528
introduced
by Councilwoman Knope.
488
00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:58,699
[Kids imitating
porpoise noise]
489
00:16:58,701 --> 00:16:59,900
Councilman,
I move that the bill
490
00:16:59,902 --> 00:17:01,668
be read
in its entirety.
491
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:05,973
- Ms. Beavers?
- Fine.
492
00:17:05,975 --> 00:17:08,942
Pawnee Municipal Code
Amendment, 217-426...
493
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,977
Buying time, I see.
What's up?
494
00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:12,679
You can have my office.
495
00:17:12,681 --> 00:17:16,450
Okay, why don't you, uh--
why don't you sweeten the pot?
496
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,051
You can have
my parking space.
497
00:17:18,553 --> 00:17:19,653
And?
498
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:22,156
And I will get Invisaligns
from you.
499
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:23,490
And?
500
00:17:23,492 --> 00:17:25,092
And, that is enough.
501
00:17:25,094 --> 00:17:26,360
And shut up.
And I hate you.
502
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:27,998
We got a deal.
503
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,998
Can't wait to drop
my kids at the pool.
504
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,567
- By "kids," I mean turds.
- I get it.
505
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,101
Yeah.
506
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:38,038
Then Ana asks Grey
to punish her.
507
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,406
Donna, please,
can you keep it down?
508
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,824
Or at least research
509
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,326
how to deliver a baby
that's coming out face up.
510
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,528
Lay the mother on her side
511
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,363
and try to move the baby
in a corkscrew fashion.
512
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,466
Diane is awesome
and she likes you.
513
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,334
And you like her.
I can tell.
514
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,437
"A," I don't recall
inviting you in here,
515
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,038
and "B," I did not like her.
516
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,206
She's not my type.
517
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,809
Her life is messy.
518
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,844
Ron, messy is fun, okay?
519
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,713
My whole life
is a giant mess
520
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,847
and I love it.
521
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,215
I mean, look at my hair.
522
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,616
I have gum in my hair.
523
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,019
Listen,
I will not pursue Diane.
524
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,388
End of story.
525
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,357
- Please, just steer.
- Be stronger.
526
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,960
Ow.
[Sighs]
527
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,628
[Car door slams]
That was a great road trip.
528
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,897
We made it 40 feet.
529
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,466
Yeah, well, at least
it took a million hours,
530
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,700
and it was 180 degrees,
531
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,802
- and we starved to death.
- So fun.
532
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:29,272
[Laughter]
533
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,008
Hey, how about next weekend
we fly to Pawnee?
534
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,011
- Tickets are on me.
- Really?
535
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,013
That would be awesome.
Definitely.
536
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:40,450
Nah, never mind.
I don't feel like it.
537
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,818
What?
Oh, my God.
538
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,654
See how it feels?
[Laughter]
539
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:47,357
Excellent work, everyone!
540
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,892
Particularly you, Ron.
541
00:18:49,144 --> 00:18:51,177
You have one
very satisfied citizen.
542
00:18:51,179 --> 00:18:52,312
What did you do for her?
543
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:53,780
I fixed her pothole.
544
00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:55,181
Is that a euphemism?
545
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,234
- No.
- Then great work.
546
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,235
In fact,
she's out in the hallway
547
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,972
and wants
to thank you herself.
548
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,241
If you're here
to complain about the pothole,
549
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,243
I guarantee
I did it correctly.
550
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,378
Actually, I'm here
to ask you out for dinner.
551
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,546
Really?
552
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,281
Well, I hope you're not
the kind of man
553
00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:12,849
who needs to ask
the lady out.
554
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,184
I'm a middle school
vice-principal.
555
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,654
I don't screw around.
Does that freak you out?
556
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,289
No, on the contrary.
557
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,625
So, dinner?
558
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,226
Please and thank you.
559
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,661
Well, it'll be casual.
560
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,764
No need to wear makeup.
561
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,766
I begrudgingly admit
562
00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:33,770
that the 311 program
is a moderate success.
563
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,038
I'm still not sure why
564
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,975
the citizen decided to come
speak with me in person,
565
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,777
but I'm just happy to see
566
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,780
a government program
finally work.
567
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,367
Okay, so let's get ready
for the photo, guys.
568
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,319
I want you
to arrange yourselves
569
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,155
from most excited about
democracy to least excited.
570
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:53,557
Wait a minute.
Everybody's excited?
571
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,925
I bet you are!
572
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:59,262
Because your bill
just became law.
573
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,864
Boy, you know, I can't believe
you traded your office
574
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,299
to keep
this craphole pool open
575
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,733
for a couple more weeks
a year.
576
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:05,368
Hey, can you not say that
in front of the kids, please?
577
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:07,137
I'm trying to teach them
how great government is.
578
00:20:07,389 --> 00:20:08,988
Oh, this is
a teaching moment?
579
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,491
Great.
Hey, uh, kids?
580
00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:14,761
Would you like to learn
how Leslie got your bill passed?
581
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,314
Councilwoman Knope
traded my vote for her--
582
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,784
- [Gasps]
- [Laughs]
583
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,252
What the hell, man?
Why'd you do that?
584
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,820
Um...
585
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:28,258
Um, because
it's fun in the sun!
586
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,927
Everybody in the pool!
[Applause]
587
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,830
Yay, pool!
588
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,932
Yay, democracy!
589
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:36,933
Oh, no, my perm.
590
00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:40,769
Ta da.
What do you see?
591
00:20:41,221 --> 00:20:43,388
- Your new city council office.
- Yes.
592
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:44,889
And it is
across the courtyard
593
00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:48,226
from your office,
so we can wave at each other.
594
00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:50,528
But it is also Pawnee's
newest and most exclusive
595
00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:54,165
cigar club,
Tom's Smokehouse.
596
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:56,134
Whoa! "Smoke Dog."
597
00:20:56,136 --> 00:21:00,338
And the Tommy Haverford
member's chair.
598
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,840
Now you're talking.
599
00:21:01,842 --> 00:21:04,309
Man, Jamm's
gotta be pretty mad at us.
600
00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:05,460
I ain't scared of him.
601
00:21:05,462 --> 00:21:07,562
He's a punk.
602
00:21:07,564 --> 00:21:08,764
To making things happen.
603
00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,300
I'll puff to that.
604
00:21:17,239 --> 00:21:18,874
I do not like this.
605
00:21:19,076 --> 00:21:23,658
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