1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,736 - SO WHILE THEY REPAINT THE LINES IN THE PARKING LOT, 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:05,539 WE'RE ASKING EVERYONE TO DO STREET PARKING. 3 00:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,575 - I'M NOT STREET PARKING MY MERCEDES. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,410 - WELL, EVERYONE IS. I'M DOING IT. 5 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:11,545 - 'CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO STEAL A SATURN. 6 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:14,682 - ALL RIGHT, UH, MOVING ON TO RECYCLING. 7 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,517 [Ron groans] 8 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,486 - YOU OKAY, RON? - JUST A LITTLE TOOTH PAIN. 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,288 I'M FINE. CONTINUE. 10 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,656 - OKAY, EACH DEPARTMENT WILL BE GETTING BLUE BINS-- 11 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,125 - [groans in pain] 12 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,194 - DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE DENTIST, RON? 13 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,695 - I DON'T LIKE DENTISTS. 14 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,763 JUST A SECOND. 15 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:30,764 - HEY. - NO, NO. 16 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:31,832 - NO! 17 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,167 - NO, NO, NO, NO! NO, NO, NO, NO! 18 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,836 [all shouting] 19 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,505 all: AAH! 20 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,840 - OH! - WHAT THE [bleep]? 21 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,375 - OH, MY GOD! 22 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,477 - I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY. WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT-- 23 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,479 RECYCLING? 24 00:00:45,513 --> 00:00:47,748 DENTIST PULLED THE TOOTH OUT YESTERDAY. 25 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:50,351 BUT IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO DEMONSTRATE 26 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,486 TO YOUR CO-WORKERS THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE 27 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,289 OF WITHSTANDING A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN. 28 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:58,626 PLUS, IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO SEE TOM FAINT. 29 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,861 [chuckling] 30 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,864 [triumphant music] 31 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:12,106 * 32 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,651 - ATTENTION, EVERYBODY! 33 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:24,718 - EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. 34 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:28,689 - YOU ARE ALL OFFICIALLY INVITED TO A DINNER PARTY, 35 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,224 7:00 P.M. TONIGHT AT OUR HOME, 36 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:32,426 WHICH IS OFFICIALLY MY FRIEND BURLY'S HOME, 37 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,195 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A HOME. 38 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,563 - THAT'S IT. THERE'S NO MORE LEFT. 39 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,497 - GIVE IT TO HIM. 40 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,232 - WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR ALMOST A MONTH, 41 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,733 SO WE JUST DECIDED 42 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,236 THAT WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL. 43 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:45,673 - AND DINNER PARTIES DO COMBINE TWO OF OUR FAVORITE THINGS-- 44 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:47,508 DINNER AND PARTIES. 45 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:48,842 - PARTIES. - YEAH. 46 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:53,347 IT'S LIKE IF YOU COULD HAVE A XBOX PANCAKE. 47 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,848 YOUR INVITATIONS INCLUDE REQUESTS 48 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,550 FOR EACH OF YOU TO BRING STUFF, 49 00:01:56,584 --> 00:01:58,252 'CAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A WHOLE LOT. 50 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,788 DON'T BE LATE. - WATCH OUT. [laughs] 51 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:03,424 - "DEAREST TOM, PLEASE BRING SILVERWARE." 52 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,294 - "PLEASE BRING COOKED STEAK." - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 53 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,561 - THEY'RE YOUNG. THEY'RE IN LOVE. 54 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,363 THEY'RE READY TO SHOW IT TO THE WORLD. 55 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:10,564 IT'S VERY SWEET. 56 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,433 AND WE'RE ALL GOING. - WHAT? 57 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,668 THERE'S A BOY'S SALE AT DILLARD'S TODAY. 58 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,204 - HEY. - OH, HEY. 59 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,305 - YOU GOING TONIGHT? 60 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,341 - YEAH. APPARENTLY THEY WANT ME TO BRING AVATAR 61 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:24,745 AND 50 PAIRS OF 3-D GLASSES AND A 3-D-CAPABLE TELEVISION. 62 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:25,946 - MM. - YEAH. 63 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,249 - WELL, I WILL SEE YOU THERE, WITH ALL OF THOSE THINGS. 64 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,583 - I WAS ACTUALLY COMING TO SEE YOU. 65 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:30,518 I WANTED YOUR ADVICE ON SOMETHING. 66 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,786 - OH, YEAH? - MY BOSS IN INDIANAPOLIS-- 67 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,356 HE WANTS ME BACK ON THE ROAD IN A WEEK. 68 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,626 BUT THEN THIS MORNING CHRIS OFFERED ME A JOB 69 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:42,296 TO STAY HERE IN PAWNEE AND WORK FOR HIM. 70 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,498 - DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT? - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 71 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,534 I'VE BEEN MOVING AROUND SO MUCH THE PAST FEW YEARS, 72 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,902 IT MIGHT BE NICE TO STAY IN ONE PLACE FOR A WHILE. 73 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,373 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WELL, THIS IS A GREAT CITY. 74 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,974 YOU KNOW, IT'S DEFINITELY THE BEST CITY IN INDIANA, 75 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,277 PROBABLY AMERICA, POSSIBLY THE WORLD. 76 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,611 - SURE. 77 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,647 - BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU'VE PUT IN 12 YEARS 78 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,715 WITH THE STATE GOVERNMENT. 79 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,384 - SO YOU THINK I SHOULD SAY NO TO CHRIS 80 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:07,388 AND HEAD BACK TO INDIANAPOLIS OR...? 81 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:09,723 - IT'S A TOUGH CALL. YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO? 82 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,625 YOU SHOULD MAKE A PROS AND CONS LIST. 83 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:13,861 THAT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME. - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 84 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,663 OKAY, MAYBE I'LL DO THAT. 85 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,631 - EXCELLENT. NICE TALKING TO YOU. 86 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,433 - GOOD STUFF. - YEAH. 87 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,834 - OKAY. 88 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,973 - SO HOW DOES THIS WORK? 89 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,575 - ALL RIGHT, YOU JUST FILL OUT YOUR NAME TAG, 90 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,643 AND YOU'RE ALL SET. - OKAY. 91 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:33,614 BUT I-I MEAN, DO I JUST GO UP AND TALK TO ANYONE, 92 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,517 OR DO I WAIT FOR THEM TO TALK TO ME, OR...? 93 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,653 - ARE YOU ASKING ME HOW TO FLIRT WITH MEN? 94 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,989 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 95 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,591 IT'S A WHOLE NEW ANN PERKINS. 96 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,260 I'M PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE, MEETING SOME NEW PEOPLE, 97 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,629 HAVING SOME CASUAL FUN, 98 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,532 AND IT IS...AWKWARD. 99 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:55,002 - GAYLE WENT OUT AND GOT ME THIS NEW PARTY SHIRT. 100 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,571 SO BE HONEST-- WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? 101 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,706 - YOU KNOW WHAT, JERRY? 102 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:02,510 I MAKE FUN OF YOU A LOT, BUT CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. 103 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:06,046 YOU KNOW, I LIKE HOW THE-- [laughing] 104 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:10,684 DAMN IT. I WAS SO CLOSE. IT'S A TERRIBLE SHIRT. 105 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:13,053 - HEY, GUYS. OKAY, EVERYBODY LISTEN UP. 106 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,723 APRIL'S FRIEND ORIN IS HERE. 107 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,958 HE'S VERY INTENSE AND VERY WEIRD. 108 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,660 SO IF YOU END UP TALKING TO HIM, 109 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,961 JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T REVEAL 110 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,730 ANYTHING PERSONAL ABOUT YOURSELF. 111 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,665 - HEY, GANG. - HEY. 112 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:27,468 WHAT'D YOU BRING? - I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE CAKE. 113 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:30,003 TO BE FAIR, IT'S NOT A CAKE SO MUCH AS IT IS A VEGETABLE LOAF. 114 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:31,772 YOU GOT YOUR MUSHROOMS, YOUR ALFALFA SPROUTS, 115 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:35,309 YOUR SPINACH, AND I HAD IT SWEETENED WITH FRUIT REDUCTION. 116 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:38,679 - BUT DID THEY ASK YOU TO BRING A VEGETABLE LOAF OR A CAKE? 117 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,781 - NO, A CAKE, BUT THIS IS SO MUCH HEALTHIER. 118 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:43,317 - SO NOT ONLY DOES THIS THING EXIST, 119 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,419 BUT NOW YOU HAVE DEPRIVED EVERYONE OF CAKE. 120 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,755 - TAKE A WALK, RON. - YEP. 121 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,795 - DONNA. OH, MY GOD. 122 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,930 I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU HERE. 123 00:04:56,964 --> 00:05:01,335 THESE THINGS ARE HORRIBLE WHEN YOU'RE BY YOURSELF. 124 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,536 WHAT? 125 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,538 - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW? 126 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:07,040 WE'RE IN THE JUNGLE. THERE ARE NO FRIENDS HERE. 127 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,543 IT'S EVERY WOMAN FOR HERSELF. 128 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,513 - YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? - DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING? 129 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:15,583 DATING IS A ZERO-SUM GAME. 130 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:19,487 IF YOU GET A MAN, I DON'T GET THAT MAN. 131 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,954 - I'M HERE BECAUSE OF ADVICE THAT YOU GAVE ME 132 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,990 TO BE MORE ADVENTUROUS IN MY LIFE. 133 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:26,794 - HERE'S SOME MORE ADVICE-- BEAT IT. 134 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,128 - HEY. 135 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,464 - BEN, HEARD YOU MIGHT BE LEAVING PAWNEE. 136 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,567 - I DON'T KNOW. I'M THINKING ABOUT IT. 137 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,868 - WELL, YOU ARE A HUGE NERD. 138 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,670 BUT I'D BE SORRY TO SEE YOU GO, MAN. 139 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:37,938 - THANKS, TOM. 140 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,573 - OKAY, THIS PARTY NEEDS A LITTLE HELP. 141 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,908 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 142 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,477 - SO ARE YOU GOING ON, LIKE, A YEAR-LONG WALKING TOUR 143 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,112 OF THE SET OF THE LORD OF THE RINGS 144 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,447 IN NEW ZEALAND? 145 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,449 - TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I WASN'T A FAN 146 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,083 OF, UH, PETER JACKSON'S INTERPRETATION. 147 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,719 SO YOU CAN PUT THAT ONE AWAY. 148 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,755 - ANDY, I THINK YOU MAYBE SHOULD PUT SOME MORE FOOD OUT. 149 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:58,058 - TOTALLY AGREE. JUST FIRING UP THE BAGEL BITES NOW. 150 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,860 - HEY. - OH, MY GOD. 151 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,629 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 152 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:02,930 - APRIL, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET ME SEE YOU. 153 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,097 - NO, COME ON. YOU HAVE TO LOOK. 154 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,634 THIS IS IMPORTANT. YOU HAVE TO TELL ME IF I LOOK GOOD. 155 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,135 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 156 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,704 - UH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG SURPRISE. 157 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,105 BUT TONIGHT 158 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:15,843 ME AND APRIL ARE GETTING MARRIED... 159 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,611 TO EACH OTHER. 160 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,449 - IS APRIL PREGNANT? 161 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,650 ARE YOU PREGNANT? - YES. 162 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,451 - YES? - NO. 163 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:24,452 - ARE YOU SICK? ARE YOU TERMINAL? 164 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,454 IS IT LIKE THAT MOVIE A WALK TO REMEMBER? 165 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,455 - YES. - WHAT? 166 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,922 - NO. GOD. - OH, GOD. 167 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,591 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 168 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,893 WHY IS THIS GREAT THING HAPPENING? 169 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,629 - WELL, I MEAN, IT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY FUNNY STORY. 170 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,831 WE WERE HANGING OUT. 171 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,501 AND SUDDENLY, I WAS LIKE, 172 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,202 "WHAT IF WE GOT MARRIED TOMORROW?" 173 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,506 AND SHE WAS LIKE... 174 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,507 - "FINE." 175 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,042 - [softly] SHE'S FINE. - THAT IS A GREAT STORY. 176 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,978 BUT YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN TOGETHER VERY LONG, 177 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,646 AND YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO LIVE. 178 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:53,981 - WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH, 179 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,449 AND WE'LL FIND A PLACE TO LIVE. 180 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,450 - YEAH. 181 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,185 - LIKE, A HOUSE OR, LIKE, A CONDO OR SOMETHING. 182 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,553 - PROBABLY A CONDO. 183 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,655 - IT'S--YOU CAN'T JUST GET A CONDO. 184 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,658 - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT-- HOUSE. 185 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:06,860 - I LOVE ANDY AND APRIL AS A COUPLE. 186 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,796 I WANT THEM TO STAY TOGETHER FOREVER. 187 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:11,499 BUT RELATIONSHIPS NEED PLANNING. 188 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:14,502 YOU JUST CAN'T JUMP INTO SOMETHING WITHOUT THINKING. 189 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:17,605 IT TOOK ME FOUR YEARS TO FIND THE RIGHT HAIRDRESSER, 190 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:20,173 AND WE STILL FIGHT ALL THE TIME! 191 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,109 ANDY AND APRIL ARE GONNA SURPRISE PEOPLE 192 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,611 WITH A SECRET CEREMONY. 193 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:26,013 - WHOA. SECRET WEDDING. 194 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,048 JULIA ROBERTS PULLED THE SAME MOVE. 195 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,584 - IS THAT THAT TOOTHY GIRL FROM MYSTIC PIZZA? 196 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,820 - RON, PLEASE, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME KNOCK SOME SENSE 197 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:33,987 INTO THEM. 198 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:37,057 - IT'S NOT REALLY MY PLACE OR YOURS. 199 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,760 - HI. I'M ANN. - BRIAN. 200 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,228 - WHAT'S YOUR OCCUPATION? 201 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,597 - I'M A MANAGER AT A SPORTING-GOODS STORE. 202 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,699 - NO WAY. ME TOO. - SERIOUSLY? WHICH ONE? 203 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:50,170 - NO, I'M NOT. UM, I-I WAS JUST RIBBING YOU. 204 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,940 - WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? - [laughs] YEAH. 205 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,242 - WHAT? - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 206 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,277 I-I COULDN'T HEAR YOU. 207 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,248 - SO YOU JUST LAUGHED AND SAID, "YEAH"? 208 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,217 - YEAH. - EXCUSE US. 209 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,086 THAT WAS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 210 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,621 DID YOU GROW UP IN THE WOODS? 211 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,823 ARE YOU NELL FROM THE MOVIE NELL? 212 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,225 - I TOLD YOU I'M RUSTY. 213 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:14,061 - ALL RIGHT, COME WITH ME. 214 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,295 - HEY, ANDY. - YEAH. 215 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:18,131 - I KNOW WHAT'S GOING DOWN, AND I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 216 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,266 - THANK YOU, TOM. 217 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,934 - HEY, SOMETHING JUST OCCURRED TO ME. 218 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,537 CAN I BE YOUR BEST MAN? - YEAH, DUDE, TOTALLY. 219 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,172 - THANK YOU. - MY BEST MAN. 220 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,540 - [mouths words] 221 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,709 ONE OF MY LIFE GOALS IS TO BE A BEST MAN. 222 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,644 IT'S A BALLER POSITION. 223 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,179 YOU GET DRUNK. YOU MAKE SPEECHES. 224 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:35,182 AND YOU MAKE LOVE TO THE PRETTIEST BRIDESMAID, 225 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,250 USUALLY STANDING FROM BEHIND. 226 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,787 - LOOK, I KNOW THAT I CANNOT TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. 227 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,321 I KNOW IT DOESN'T WORK... 228 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,791 FROM ALL THE TIMES I'VE TRIED TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO BEFORE. 229 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,125 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN? 230 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:47,561 MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A PROS AND CONS LIST. 231 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,730 LET ME TAKE YOU HOME, AND THEN WE'LL GO DO THAT TOGETHER. 232 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,731 IT'LL BE A BLAST. 233 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,734 - LESLIE, RELAX. - YOU RELAX. 234 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,169 YOU RELAX ALL THE WAY HOME AND GET INTO BED. 235 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,706 YOU NEED TO GO TO BED. - APRIL. 236 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,207 GIRL TALK. 237 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,710 HEY, UH, WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? 238 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:04,678 THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE LADY NEEDS TO KNOW. 239 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,614 - YOU DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER'S MIDDLE NAMES? 240 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,982 - I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. 241 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,251 - [laughs] EW! - SHUT UP. 242 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,822 - [laughing] ROBERTA! - SUCH A LOSER. 243 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,791 CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MARRYING HIM. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 244 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,327 - I'M GOING TO. AND THEN I'M GONNA DIVORCE HIM. 245 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,863 THEN I'M GONNA MARRY HIM AGAIN. 246 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,333 - ONE TIME, I FELL MADLY IN LOVE WITH A CIVIL WAR REENACTOR 247 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,235 THAT I HAD ONLY KNOWN FOR SIX HOURS. 248 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,337 AND THEN I FOUND OUT HE WORE THOSE CLOTHES 249 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,039 ALL THE TIME. 250 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,006 AND HE WAS MARRIED. 251 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,909 BUT THE CLOTHES THING REALLY BOTHERED ME. 252 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,046 YOU ALWAYS WANT TO SCRIBBLE THE NAME. 253 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,749 MAKE THEM READ. DRAW THEM IN. 254 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:44,051 MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT. - RIGHT. 255 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,352 - TWO SHOTS OF JAMESON. 256 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:48,321 DON'T MAKE TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT. 257 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:51,324 YOU WANT TO SEEM AVAILABLE, BUT NOT TOO AVAILABLE. 258 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,126 - OH, THANKS. I THINK I'M GOOD FOR NOW. 259 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,195 I'M NOT GONNA-- - YEAH. 260 00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:01,368 ALL RIGHT... LET'S DO THIS. 261 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,370 - RON, YOU ARE SO AMAZING 262 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:07,240 WITH ME AND APRIL, STUFF. 263 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,076 I LOVE YOU, MAN. 264 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,144 WOULD YOU BE ONE OF MY BEST MEN? 265 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:14,347 - I'D BE HONORED TO, SON. 266 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:17,150 - CHRIS, YOU HELPED ME GET APRIL BACK. 267 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,986 WOULD YOU BE MY BEST MAN? 268 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,289 - NOTHING ELSE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 269 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,892 WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER AS LONG AS I LIVE. 270 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:28,395 - JERRY. AH, I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT. 271 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:29,763 THIS SHIRT IS HILARIOUS. 272 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:33,200 DEREK AND BEN, WILL YOU BE MY BEST MEN? 273 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,869 - GOT A LITTLE COMPETITION FOR THE BEST MAN, HUH? 274 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,271 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST BEST MAN DOES. 275 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,273 EXCUSE ME! 276 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,843 ARE THERE ANY STRIPPERS HERE? 277 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,444 FORMER STRIPPERS? 278 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,980 NON-DANCERS BUT YOU'RE FEELING A LITTLE BIT DRUNK? 279 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,381 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 280 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,250 - I'M THROWING ANDY AN IMPROMPTU BACHELOR PARTY. 281 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,152 IT'S MY DUTY AS BEST MAN. 282 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,721 - THE WEDDING'S IN FOUR MINUTES. 283 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,188 - IT'S THAT KIND OF NEGATIVE THINKING 284 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,791 THAT MAKES YOU A LESS GOOD BEST MAN. 285 00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,326 [cell phone rings] - HELLO? 286 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,227 - HI, ANN, IT'S LESLIE-- 287 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,195 LESLIE KNOPE FROM THE PARKS DEPARTMENT. 288 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:04,064 - YEAH, I KNOW. WHERE ARE YOU? 289 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,866 - APRIL AND ANDY ARE GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT. 290 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,768 - WHAT? - YEAH, I KNOW. 291 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,002 I NEED YOU TO GET DOWN HERE, ANN. 292 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:12,873 I NEED YOU TO KISS HIM AGAIN OR KISS HER OR KISS SOMEBODY. 293 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,475 I DON'T KNOW, ANN! HELP ME, PLEASE! 294 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,745 RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE SCUBA DIVING. 295 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,748 IF YOU COME UP TOO FAST, YOU GET THE BENDS. 296 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,049 AND THE REASON WHY I KNOW THIS 297 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,250 IS BECAUSE I WAS DATING A GUY ONCE, 298 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,217 AND WE WERE SCUBA DIVING, 299 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,086 AND I TOLD HIM THAT I LOVED HIM UNDERWATER, 300 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,488 AND HE SHOT UP REALLY FAST, AND HE GOT THE BENDS. 301 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:32,492 - NO, ORIN, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO DIE. 302 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,494 WAIT. ARE YOU ASKING ME OR TELLING ME? 303 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,363 - HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 304 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,297 - YES, PLEASE. 305 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,332 - APRIL AND ANDY ARE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED. 306 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:43,503 - WOW. MY BRITA FILTER IS OLDER THAN THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 307 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,438 WAIT A SECOND. SHOULD I CHANGE MY BRITA FILTER? 308 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,741 - I DON'T KNOW. IT DEPENDS ON HOW FREQUENTLY YOU USE IT. 309 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,743 - IT'S TRUE. - STAY FOCUSED, OKAY? PLEASE. 310 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,379 THE POINT IS TWO BONEHEADS WHOM I LOVE DEARLY 311 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,947 ARE ABOUT TO SACRIFICE THEIR FUTURE 312 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,515 'CAUSE THEY HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THING THROUGH. 313 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,184 AND NOBODY SEEMS CONCERNED ABOUT THIS. 314 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,353 - ATTENTION, EVERYBODY. MADAMES AND... 315 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,123 MIS...WAHS. 316 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,259 IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE OBLIGATION 317 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:11,398 OF HAVING YOUR HONOR HERETOFORE IN THE ROOM 318 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,301 DOTH RIGHT OVER THERE, UH, HENCE. 319 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,435 - WHAT? 320 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,437 - BIG EVENT IN THAT ROOM, 15 MINUTES. 321 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,339 - OH, MY GOD. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. 322 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:23,210 I LOVE APRIL AND ANDY. I WANT THEM TO STAY TOGETHER. 323 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,413 AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE TO STOP THEIR WEDDING. 324 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,282 - HI, GUYS. 325 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:30,951 REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU THERE WAS GOING TO BE 326 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,452 A SURPRISE LATER? 327 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,288 WELL, THE SURPRISE IS YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY AT A DINNER PARTY. 328 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,792 YOU'RE AT OUR WEDDING. 329 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,028 [applause] 330 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,197 ALL RIGHT. UH, LET'S DO THIS. 331 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,868 [Simon & Garfunkel's April Come She Will] 332 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:56,343 * 333 00:12:56,376 --> 00:13:00,547 - * APRIL 334 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,951 * COME SHE WILL 335 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:08,121 * WHEN STREAMS ARE RIPE AND SWELLED WITH RAIN * 336 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,923 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 337 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,124 WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY 338 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:17,264 TO MARRY ANDREW MAXWELL DWYER AND APRIL ROBERTA LUDGATE. 339 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,567 - I GUESS I KIND OF HATE MOST THINGS. 340 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,571 BUT I NEVER REALLY SEEM TO HATE YOU. 341 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,340 SO I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. 342 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,442 IS THAT COOL? - YES. 343 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,211 [paper shuffling] 344 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,412 IS IT MY TURN? - YES. 345 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:36,016 - "APRIL, YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME PERSON I HAVE EVER KNOWN 346 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,084 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 347 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:41,488 I VOW TO PROTECT YOU FROM DANGER." 348 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,891 AND I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO FIGHT 349 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,393 AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER OR A BEAR OR HIM, 350 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,628 YOUR MOM-- I WOULD TAKE THEM DOWN. 351 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,163 - ANDY. 352 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,265 - I'M GETTING MAD RIGHT NOW EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT. 353 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:53,400 I'M TELLING YOU. - IT'S OKAY. 354 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,536 - I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE-- 355 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,971 EVERY MINUTE-- WITH YOU. 356 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:02,475 AND I'M THE LUCKIEST MAN IN THE GALAXY. 357 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,612 - AND NOW THE RINGS. 358 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,548 - * THE AUTUMN WINDS BLOW CHILLY AND COLD * 359 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,152 - BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF INDIANA, 360 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,388 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 361 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,190 [applause] 362 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,097 - GO FLY AWAY. - FLY. FLY. 363 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,933 - WINGS OF LOVE. - OH. 364 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,167 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 365 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,468 SO THAT ONE IS DEAD. WE KNOW THAT. 366 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,972 [House of Pain's Jump Around] 367 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:35,375 * 368 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,410 - * PACK IT UP, PACK IT IN, LET ME BEGIN * 369 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:38,478 * I CAME TO WIN 370 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:41,214 * BATTLE ME, THAT'S A SIN 371 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,450 - YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STOP IT, YOU KNOW. 372 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,653 - I COULD'VE YELLED SOMETHING OR TACKLED SOMEONE. 373 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,322 - BUT YOU DIDN'T, BECAUSE DEEP DOWN, 374 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,991 YOU KNEW IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED. 375 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,692 THOSE KIDS ARE GONNA DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO. 376 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,394 - THEY MAY HAVE JUST RUINED THEIR LIVES 377 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,463 ON AN IMPULSE DECISION. 378 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,465 - LESLIE, I GOT MARRIED TWICE. 379 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,968 BOTH TIMES, I WAS A LOT OLDER THAN THOSE TWO. 380 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:04,504 AND BOTH MARRIAGES ENDED IN DIVORCE... 381 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,406 AND A BURNING EFFIGY. 382 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,942 WHO'S TO SAY WHAT WORKS? 383 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:12,279 YOU FIND SOMEBODY YOU LIKE, AND YOU ROLL THE DICE. 384 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,082 THAT'S ALL ANYBODY CAN DO. 385 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,350 - WAIT. WEREN'T YOU MARRIED THREE TIMES? 386 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,353 - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT. 387 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,389 [chuckles] 388 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,391 I GET TO BURN ANOTHER EFFIGY. 389 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,060 THE KEY TO BURNING AN EX-WIFE EFFIGY 390 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,229 IS TO DIP IT IN PARAFFIN WAX 391 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:33,066 AND THEN TOSS THE FLAMING BOTTLE OF ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL... 392 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,667 FROM A SAFE DISTANCE. 393 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,536 DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE 394 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,439 WHEN YOU LIGHT AN EX-WIFE EFFIGY. 395 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:43,110 - MY SISTER IS LAME, BUT ANDY'S SORT OF COOL. 396 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,645 I GUESS I KIND OF SEE WHY HE'D MARRY HER. 397 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,381 ALSO, IF ANYONE FINDS MY GRAY HOODIE, I LOST IT. 398 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,050 THANKS. 399 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,619 [applause] 400 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,321 - THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 401 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:59,426 - YOU TWO REMIND ME OF ME AND MY HUSBAND, GEORGE. 402 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,328 - I GOT TO NAIL THE SPEECH. 403 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,663 SO I BROUGHT IN AN EXPERT-- JEAN-RALPHIO. 404 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,465 - CAN I THROW SOMETHING ON YOU, SEE IF IT FEELS GOOD? 405 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,666 - SURE. 406 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,235 - OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO. I WOULD START WITH A JOKE. 407 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:11,238 JOKE, VINCE VAUGHN QUOTE, OBVIOUSLY. 408 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,673 - SWINGERS OR CRASHERS? - FRED CLAUS. 409 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,475 TALK ABOUT ANDY'S EX-GIRLFRIENDS. 410 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:20,347 QUOTE FROM LOVE ACTUALLY. HOLD BACK YOUR TEARS. PAUSE. 411 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,049 DROP THE MICROPHONE. GET OUT OF THAT BITCH. 412 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,316 [imitates explosion] 413 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,718 - I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK, TO BOTH OF YOU. 414 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,657 - AW, THANK YOU, GRANDMA. 415 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,493 HOW CAN ANYONE EVER POSSIBLY TOP THAT? 416 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,428 AM I RIGHT? 417 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,364 SO THANK YOU ALL FOR ALL THE TALKING. 418 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,166 LET'S JUST GET BACK TO DANCING, HUH? 419 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,468 [cheers and applause] 420 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,038 - COOL. SEE YOU AROUND MAYBE. 421 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,740 - THAT WENT BETTER, RIGHT? - YES, IT DID. 422 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,078 HOWEVER, HE PROUDLY TOLD ME THAT HE "BEAT HERPES." 423 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,313 I'M SORRY, DONNA. I'M GONNA GO HOME. 424 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,382 I JUST FOUND OUT ANDY'S GETTING MARRIED. 425 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,718 - SO? - SO THAT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND. 426 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,320 WE WERE TOGETHER FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. 427 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,056 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT? 428 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:06,559 - WHAT? LISTEN, YOU ARE A HOT, YOUNG DOCTOR. 429 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,628 - I'M A NURSE, ACTUALLY. - OKAY, I DON'T KNOW YOU. 430 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,131 BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOU CAN FIX YOUR ATTITUDE. 431 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,665 DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME AND FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF 432 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,367 ABOUT A MAN YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY? 433 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,768 OR DO YOU WANT TO GO TALK TO THAT CUTE BOY 434 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,471 WHO HAS BEEN LOOKING AT YOU AND GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER 435 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:23,076 BEFORE I THROW HIM IN MY BENZ FOR MYSELF? 436 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,678 - ALL RIGHT. 437 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,416 - I JUST WANT TO THANK MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, 438 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,352 MOST IMPORTANTLY, MY BES BEST MAN, 439 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,653 MR. TOM HAVERFORD. 440 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,423 OH! COOLEST GUY I KNOW. 441 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,358 AND, LADIES, HE'S SINGLE, I THINK. 442 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,426 YOU'RE NOT STILL MARRIED, ARE YOU? 443 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,795 - NO. - BUT YOU--YOU'RE STRAIGHT? 444 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,764 - YES. - JEAN-RALPHIO'S JUST A FRIEND? 445 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,633 - YEAH. - YEAH! 446 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:50,537 ANYWAYS, OH, MY GOD, I'M MARRIED! 447 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,506 THIS IS CRAZY. WHAT HAPPENED? 448 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:57,477 BUT, SERIOUSLY, LIFE IS SHORT, RIGHT? 449 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,812 UH, JUST--I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD JUST DO 450 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,314 WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY. 451 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,750 THAT'S WHAT APRIL AND I DID. 452 00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,352 WE ARE IN LOVE. 453 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,587 SO WE DIDN'T OVERTHINK IT. 454 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:12,125 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I CANNOT EMPHASIZE 455 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,893 HOW LITTLE WE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. 456 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,562 AM I RIGHT? 457 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,432 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THIS IS A SONG I WROTE FOR YOU, 458 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,169 APRIL ROBERTA LUDGATE. 459 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,671 I LOVE YOU. - [mouths words] 460 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:29,909 - * YEAH, YEAH, GRANDMA 461 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:34,447 * BABY, THERE'S SO LITTLE TIME * 462 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,485 * ANYTHING I WANT TO DO 463 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,722 * LET'S FLY TO THE SKY 464 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,725 * 'CAUSE IT'S SO AWESOME 465 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,694 - EXACTLY. MORTALITY. 466 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,429 SEE, I LIKE TO TAKE EACH DAY AT A TIME. 467 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,832 THERE'S NOTHING IN THE WORLD WE CAN'T ACCOMPLISH IF WE TRY. 468 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,301 - I HAVE TO GO. 469 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,437 - IT'S BEEN GREAT TALKING TO YOU. 470 00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,939 - HEY. - DON'T WORRY. 471 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,508 I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANOTHER WORD. 472 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,642 THIS IS YOUR DAY. 473 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:06,579 - I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT... 474 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,382 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 475 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,319 I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME, AND I LOVE YOU. 476 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:14,854 - OH. 477 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:18,291 - * WE DO ANYTHING TOGETHER 478 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,926 - WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THAT HOT GIRL, APRIL? 479 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,861 - WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HER? - YEAH. 480 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,364 LIKE, SHE GOOD TO GO? LIKE, SHE DOWN TO CLOWN? 481 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,700 - SHE'S MARRIED. 482 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,436 SHE GOT MARRIED, LIKE, 20 MINUTES AGO. 483 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,372 - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S THE SAME GIRL FROM THE THING. 484 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,374 - FROM THE WEDDING CEREMONY, YEAH. 485 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,676 - ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN, HUH, BRO? 486 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,446 - * LET'S FLY TO AFRICA 487 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,414 - YEAH. 488 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,384 - * SOAR ALL OVER THAT PLACE 489 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,519 - * SOAR ALL OVER THAT PLACE 490 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,754 - HEY. 491 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,390 - * WE CAN GO BOWLING 492 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,992 - YOU SHOULD STAY. - * THEN HITCH A RIDE 493 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,396 - DON'T GO BACK TO INDIANAPOLIS. YOU SHOULD STAY HERE. 494 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,366 - YOU THINK? - YEAH. YES. 495 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,501 IT'S A GREAT CITY HERE, YOU KNOW? 496 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,602 AND THERE ARE GREAT PEOPLE. 497 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,304 AND YOU'VE MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS. 498 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,438 AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO-- 499 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:09,542 GO BACK TO YOUR OLD JOB AND HACK UP PEOPLE'S BUDGETS? 500 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,379 STAY HERE. HELP US BUILD SOMETHING. 501 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,914 - I ALREADY ACCEPTED THE JOB. 502 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:18,885 I'M, UH--I'M STAYING HERE. - THAT'S GOOD. 503 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,454 - YEAH, I THINK SO. 504 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,922 - * WE DO ANYTHING TOGETHER 505 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,492 - ORIN'S BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE? - MM-HMM. YEAH. 506 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,359 - OKAY. - OKAY. 507 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:27,827 SO JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME. - OKAY. 508 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,396 - DON'T PANIC, 'CAUSE HE CAN SMELL FEAR. 509 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,463 JUST KEEP TALKING TO ME. 510 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,598 - HI. - HI. 511 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,466 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 512 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,735 - HOW WAS THE WEDDING-- - RUN. [laughs] 513 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,640 - "HEY, ANN, IT WAS GREAT TALKING TO YOU LAST NIGHT. 514 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,808 HOPE WE CAN GET TOGETHER SOON." 515 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,976 - OKAY, NOW YOU WRITE, "WHO IS THIS?" 516 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,077 - AH. 517 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,381 - HEY, YOU GUYS, WE GOT A VIDEO FROM APRIL AND ANDY. 518 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,482 - OH. OKAY. - WHOO! 519 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,483 - YEAH! HOW YOU GUYS DOING? 520 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,652 - HEY, WE'RE ON OUR HONEYMOON. - IT IS AWESOME. 521 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:57,424 WE'RE AT BURLY'S FAMILY VACATION HOUSE ON LAKE MICHIGAN. 522 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,558 WE'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, 523 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,959 EXCEPT FOR, UH, ROBERTA HERE 524 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,662 TURNS OUT SUCKS AT WATER-SKIING SO BAD. 525 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,430 I'M GONNA DIVORCE YOU. 526 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,931 - ANDY SUCKS AT DRIVING A BOAT. 527 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,700 AND I'M GONNA DIVORCE HIM, PROBABLY RIGHT NOW. 528 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,603 - WELL, THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER. YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS.