1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,037 - GEE WHIZ, THE HARVEST FESTIVAL 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,373 WAS A REAL TRIUMPH. 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:08,642 WE HAD OVER 80,000 PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE. 4 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,113 WHICH SURPASSED OUR WILDEST EXPECTATIONS. 5 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:15,649 I WOULD LIKE TO SPECIFICALLY SINGLE OUT LESLIE KNOPE. 6 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,086 I SPEAK FOR THE MAYOR, CITY COUNCIL, 7 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,488 AND ALL OF PAWNEE WHEN I SAY 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,256 WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE HECK 9 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,325 YOU'RE GONNA DO NEXT. 10 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:25,826 UGH. 11 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,528 STEP ON UP HERE, LES. 12 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,063 [applause] 13 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:31,365 THANK YOU. 14 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:32,833 - [grunts] - PAUL, ARE YOU OKAY? 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,568 - UH... 16 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:35,769 [exhales] 17 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,605 - OH! OH! - [groaning] 18 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,640 - OH, MY GOD. - HOLY... 19 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:40,641 OH, MY GOD. 20 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,743 - [groaning] 21 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,779 - THAT WAS...THE SECOND MOST AWKWARD WAY 22 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,216 A MAN HAS EVER GRABBED MY BREAST. 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,219 [upbeat music] 24 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:59,260 * 25 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,470 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, EVERYBODY LISTEN UP. 26 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,839 JUST A FEW NOTES ABOUT OUR CAMPING RETREAT TOMORROW. 27 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:14,242 WE'RE ALL GONNA MEET HERE AND LEAVE AS A GROUP 28 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,644 AT 6:45 A.M., PROMPTLY. 29 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,146 - WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? 30 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:19,313 - HARVEST FEST IS OVER. 31 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,648 WE DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A SOPHOMORE SLUMP. 32 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,216 THIS CAMPING TRIP IS OUR CHANCE 33 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,352 TO THINK OF SOME REALLY BIG IDEAS. 34 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,454 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL US WHAT OUR NEXT PROJECT IS, 35 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,855 AND I'LL GO CAMPING BY MYSELF. 36 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,623 - LOOK, I HAVE IDEAS, RON, OKAY? 37 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,359 I HAVE LIKE A HUNDRED NEW IDEAS. 38 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,261 BUT THE POINT IS, THE PRESSURE IS ON. 39 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,330 WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO MAKE A SECOND IMPRESSION. 40 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:38,732 - WHAT PORTION OF THIS CAMPING TRIP WILL TAKE PLACE OUTSIDE? 41 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,301 - ALL OF IT. - PASS. 42 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,536 - CAN'T PASS, IT'S A MANDATORY WORK RETREAT. 43 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:43,604 - I HAVE A QUESTION. 44 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,239 WHAT IF WE'RE SCALING A CLIFF 45 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,807 AND I START TO FALL? 46 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,609 CAN I GRAB ONTO YOUR BOOB FOR SUPPORT? 47 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:51,245 - NO, TOM, DON'T! HER BOOB KILLS! 48 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,214 - MY BOOB DOES NOT KILL. PAUL DID NOT DIE. 49 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:56,317 HE HAD A HEART ATTACK WHICH REQUIRED AN OCTUPLE BYPASS. 50 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:59,420 BESIDES, THE PAWNEE SUN SAID THAT MY CHEST 51 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,755 SAVED HIS LIFE. 52 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:05,426 - HOW'S THE BEST MUNICIPAL DEPARTMENT IN PAWNEE? 53 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,627 THAT'S YOU GUYS? 54 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,929 PAUL IS GOING TO BE RECUPERATING FOR A WHILE. 55 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,166 SO THE MAYOR ASKED ME TO STEP IN AS CITY MANAGER. 56 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,402 AND I, OF COURSE, ACCEPTED IMMEDIATELY 57 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:17,205 BECAUSE PAWNEE IS LITERALLY 58 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:19,407 THE GREATEST TOWN IN THE COUNTRY. 59 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,575 OF COURSE, I AM GONNA MISS INDIANAPOLIS, 60 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:24,178 WHICH IS THE MOST WONDERFUL CITY IN AMERICA. 61 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,380 I'M SO EXCITED TO BE WORKING WITH YOU ALL AGAIN. 62 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,649 AND, LESLIE, I CANNOT WAIT 63 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:29,750 TO HEAR YOUR NEW BIG IDEA. 64 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,452 I WANT TO HIT THE GROUND RUNNING, 65 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,187 AND YOUR NEW MYSTERY PROJECT 66 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,688 IS GOING TO BE THE HYDRATION PACK 67 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:35,856 THAT GETS ME TO THE FINISH LINE. 68 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,259 YOU'RE ALL MY LITTLE HYDRATION PACKS. 69 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,594 - I'M SURE I AM NOT. 70 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,496 - RON! 71 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,797 YOU ARE TOO. 72 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,633 HYDRATION PACK! 73 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,936 - [laughing] 74 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,671 HEY, YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS HILARIOUS STORY 75 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,240 THAT HE'S TELLING ME-- TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED. 76 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:55,409 - MY IDENTITY WAS STOLEN. - HIS IDENTITY WAS STOLEN! 77 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,677 [laughing] 78 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,546 TELL HER ABOUT THE ACCOUNTS. 79 00:02:58,579 --> 00:02:59,713 - THEY WERE FROZEN. 80 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,249 - [laughing] 81 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,483 FROZEN. 82 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,318 - BYE, KYLE. 83 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:05,753 - WHERE YOU GOING? 84 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:06,987 OH, MY GOD. 85 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,689 HEH. HOW'S THE COOLEST CHICK EVER? 86 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:09,723 - NOT GOOD. 87 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:10,991 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 88 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,760 - LESLIE'S MAKING US GO ON A CAMPING RETREAT. 89 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:14,795 - THAT'S AWESOME! CAMPING'S THE BEST. 90 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:15,929 - CAMPING SUCKS. 91 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:18,232 IT'S SUPER-BORING. 92 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:20,000 AND YOU CAN SEE THE STARS, WHICH I HATE. 93 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,302 THEY'RE CREEPY. 94 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,169 - I LOVE CAMPING. 95 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,771 I BETCHA I COULD GET YOU TO LOVE IT TOO. 96 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:24,738 WHY DON'T I MEET YOU OUT THERE? 97 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:26,774 IF YOU HATE IT, WE'LL LEAVE AND GO MAKE OUT. 98 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,610 BUT IF YOU LOVE IT, WE'LL STAY AND MAKE OUT. 99 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,479 EITHER WAY, A TON OF MAKING OUT. 100 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,880 YOU IN? 101 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:35,849 - ANNE PERKINS! - CHRIS. 102 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,352 HEY. I HEARD YOU WERE BACK. 103 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,487 - YEAH. 104 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,821 - I DIDN'T DO THIS BECAUSE OF YOU. 105 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,690 - UH, WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT. 106 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,593 - YEAH, YOU LOOK GREAT. AM I RIGHT? IT'S... 107 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:46,727 - SO GOOD RUNNING INTO YOU. 108 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,728 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER SOON. 109 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,729 I'D LOVE TO CATCH UP. 110 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:49,830 - ME TOO! 111 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,799 KETCHUP AND MUSTARD. 112 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,502 KETCHUP AND MUSTARD, I JUST WAS... 113 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,803 - OH! [laughing] 114 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,405 THAT IS SO DELIGHTFUL. 115 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,707 I RELISH YOUR WIT. 116 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,008 - [chuckling] 117 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:04,745 - WELL, I SALSA... YOUR FACE. 118 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,681 I SHOULD HATE HIM. 119 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:08,616 HE BROKE UP WITH ME. 120 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,784 - WELL, THERE WAS AN EX THAT I STILL LIKED 121 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:11,752 AFTER HE BROKE UP WITH ME, 122 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,821 BUT IT WAS REALLY HARD TO STAY MAD AT HIM. 123 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,956 HE WAS AN AMAZING DENTIST. 124 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:19,460 - YOU KNOW, WHEN HE SAW ME, I SWEAR HIS FACE LIT UP. 125 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:20,861 - ANN... - WHAT DO YOU THINK 126 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,296 "WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER SOON" MEANS? 127 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,864 - NO, DO NOT READ INTO THIS. 128 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,700 REMEMBER, THIS IS THE GUY THAT WAS SO UPBEAT AND POSITIVE, 129 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:27,835 WHEN HE BROKE UP WITH YOU, 130 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,702 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT HAPPENED. 131 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,404 - YEAH. 132 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,772 - COME CAMPING WITH US. 133 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,841 IT'LL BE REALLY FUN. YOU'LL BE AWAY FROM CHRIS. 134 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,576 YOU CAN BRAINSTORM. 135 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:39,513 I'LL GIVE YOU FIRST DIBS ON S'MORES. 136 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,848 - OKAY. THAT SOUNDS FUN. 137 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,084 HERE IS OUR OFFICIAL RETREAT SCHEDULE. 138 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,686 IT DIVIDES OUR TIME EVENLY 139 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,655 BETWEEN WORK AND PLAY. 140 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,323 - COME ON, EVERYBODY, LET'S HUSTLE. 141 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,425 LET'S GET TO THE BRAINSTORMING. 142 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,561 - GREAT ATTITUDE, RON! 143 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,496 - I JUST WANNA GET THE WORK OVER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE 144 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,465 SO I CAN DO SOME FISHING. 145 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,066 FISHING RELAXES ME. 146 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,868 IT'S LIKE YOGA, 147 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:03,070 EXCEPT I STILL GET TO KILL SOMETHING. 148 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,708 - ALL RIGHT, I... 149 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:10,711 CALL THIS WONDERFUL SPOT. 150 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:11,612 - YOU DIDN'T BRING A TENT? 151 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,947 I DON'T REALLY GO CAMPING, EVER, JERRY, 152 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,717 SO I'M NOT GONNA SPEND $150 ON A TENT. 153 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,486 JUST GONNA SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. 154 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,554 - IT'S CALLED THE GROUND WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE. 155 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:21,622 - WHATEVER. WHY? 156 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,491 DO YOU GUYS DO THIS A LOT? CAMPING? 157 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,626 - I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE, BUT I THINK I'M GONNA LOVE IT. 158 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,661 WHY AM I GONNA LOVE IT? 159 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,597 SKYMALL! 160 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:30,598 COME CHECK OUT MY TENT. 161 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,666 I ORDERED A BUNCH OF CRAP OFF SKYMALL. 162 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,569 I GOT MY TV, MY XBOX, DVD. 163 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:37,037 AWESOME BED RIGHT THERE. 164 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,939 DJ RUMBA'S IN THE MIX. 165 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:41,509 AH, IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN CAMPING. 166 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,011 THIS IS ACTUALLY A DOG COUCH, BUT IT'S SUPER COMFORTABLE. 167 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,715 [pop music playing] 168 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:49,917 - IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT APRIL LOVES CAMPING, 169 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,853 SO I WENT AHEAD AND SET UP THE ULTIMATE 170 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,855 CAMPSITE LOVE NEST. 171 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,825 COMPLETE WITH BEAUTIFUL STARLIGHT. 172 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:58,826 YOU GOT CHAMPAGNE. 173 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,093 ALSO, ROSE PETALS. 174 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:03,531 AS YOU CAN SEE, THEY SMELL TERRIFIC. 175 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,666 - WE NEED BIG IDEAS, AND WE NEED 'EM NOW. 176 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,667 WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST? 177 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:09,703 - I PROPOSE THAT WE TAKE ALL THE MONEY WE MADE 178 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,171 FROM THE HARVEST FESTIVAL 179 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,441 AND RETURN IT TO THE CITIZENS. 180 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,675 - SO HOW MUCH WOULD THAT BE PER PERSON? 181 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,445 - ABOUT 83 CENTS. 182 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,012 PER HOUSEHOLD. 183 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,614 BEFORE POSTAGE. 184 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:21,615 - [sighs] 185 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,083 - ARE WE DONE? 186 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,885 - WHAT DO JAY-Z, LIL WAYNE, 187 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,119 AND DRAKE ALL HAVE IN COMMON? 188 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,655 - OH, I KNOW THIS ONE. 189 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,457 THEY ARE ALL RAP-PISTS. 190 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,892 - OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE RAPPERS, JERRY! 191 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,027 WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS NONE OF THEM 192 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,696 HAVE EVER PERFORMED IN PAWNEE. 193 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,764 WHY? 194 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,699 BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE 195 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,768 AN ADEQUATE CONCERT VENUE. 196 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,036 UNTIL NOW. 197 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,738 THE PAWNEE AMPHITHEATER! 198 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,740 - HOW MUCH WOULD THAT COST? 199 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,642 - NOT THAT MUCH. $200, $300 MILLION. 200 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,544 - RIGHT. - GREAT. 201 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,880 - LUXURY DOG PARK. 202 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,048 - DO YOU WANNA TELL US ANYMORE? 203 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:56,750 - POODLES ONLY. 204 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:57,851 NO POOPING. 205 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,052 [cell phone ringing] 206 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,954 - HEY. WHERE ARE YOU? 207 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,823 - I'M HERE. WHERE ARE YOU? 208 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,858 - WE'RE INSIDE THE MAIN ENTRANCE. 209 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,927 NEAR THE SIGN THAT SAYS PAWNEE CAMPGROUND. 210 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,829 - OH... 211 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,097 I'M IN A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PLACE. 212 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,765 THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHER. 213 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,467 - MY GOD, ANDY. 214 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:14,802 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE. 215 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,136 THE AIR IS TOO FRESH. 216 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:18,138 IT'S DISGUSTING. I CAN'T BREATHE. 217 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,541 THERE'S A BROOK SOMEWHERE THAT WON'T STOP BABBLING. 218 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,809 SHUT UP! 219 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,210 - SWEETHEART, JUST HOLD TIGHT. 220 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,212 AND, UH, I'LL BE THERE. 221 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,147 WELL, APRIL IS RIGHT HERE. 222 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,851 AND I...AM DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE. 223 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,686 - HOW 'BOUT WE JUST INVEST THE MONEY? 224 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,588 MAKE 4% A YEAR. 225 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,490 YOU KNOW, SET UP A NICE LITTLE NEST EGG FOR THE CITY. 226 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,591 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 227 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,860 - GREAT IDEA. THANKS, WHITE URKEL. 228 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,029 - ALL RIGHT, MAYBE IT'S NOT THE SEXIEST IDEA, TODD, 229 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,797 BUT IT'S SMART. 230 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:44,932 - WHAT ARE YOU EVEN STILL DOING HERE? 231 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,600 HARVEST FESTIVAL IS OVER. 232 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,101 SHOULDN'T YOU BE BACK IN INDIANAPOLIS? 233 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,771 - BEN HELPED US LAUNCH THE HARVEST FESTIVAL, 234 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,540 AND HE KNOWS HOW CHRIS'S MIND WORKS, 235 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,041 AND HE'S A VALUABLE ASSET TO THE TEAM. 236 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:54,975 - THANK YOU. 237 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:57,511 - APRIL HAS NOT PRESENTED HER IDEA--APRIL. 238 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:58,546 - I DIDN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING. 239 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,847 - WHY? - BECAUSE! 240 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,014 I KNOW THAT WHATEVER WE COME UP WITH 241 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,149 ISN'T GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH ANYWAY. 242 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,717 WE'RE JUST GONNA GO WITH YOUR IDEA. 243 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:05,185 - SHE'S GOT A POINT. 244 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,787 - LESLIE, JUST TELL US WHAT YOUR IDEA IS, 245 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,556 SO I CAN GO BACK TO THE THUNDERDOME. 246 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,057 THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLING MY TENT. 247 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,859 - I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU. 248 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,094 YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE TOWN IS LOOKING AT US RIGHT NOW, 249 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,263 AND YOU'RE LETTING THEM DOWN. 250 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,131 TAKE AN HOUR, GO CLEAR YOUR HEADS, 251 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:21,068 AND SEE IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH A REAL IDEA THAT WE CAN USE. 252 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,803 AND ALSO SEE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED 253 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:23,904 IN CONTRIBUTING TO THIS DEPARTMENT. 254 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,740 AND AFTER THAT, I WILL TELL YOU MY IDEA. 255 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,180 - WOW, YOU REALLY LET 'EM HAVE IT. 256 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,281 - WELL, I HAD NO CHOICE. 257 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,583 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL THEM MY IDEA. 258 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,717 - WHY NOT? 259 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,586 - BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE. 260 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,153 I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA, ANN. 261 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,658 - I'M SO SCREWED, ANN. 262 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,727 THE MEETING IS TOMORROW, AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. 263 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,662 - WHY NOT JUST BUILD THE PARK ON THE LOT BEHIND MY HOUSE? 264 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,198 - CHRIS WANTS THE NEW PROJECT TO GENERATE REVENUE. 265 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,100 - WHAT ABOUT THOSE BINDERS IN YOUR OFFICE? 266 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,301 - THEY'RE FILLED WITH SMALL IDEAS! 267 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,969 WE NEED A BIG, JUICY IDEA. 268 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:59,072 I'M SO DESPERATE, I EVEN BROUGHT IN MY DREAM JOURNAL, 269 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,141 HOPING IT WOULD INSPIRE ME. 270 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:04,244 - "I MARRIED ALF, AND WE'RE PRETTY HAPPY." 271 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,714 SOUNDS NICE. - IT WAS. 272 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:07,848 - OKAY, LISTEN TO ME. 273 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,650 YOU ARE SMART AND CREATIVE 274 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,652 AND TALENTED, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 275 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,720 - YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 276 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:16,089 I JUST NEED AN HOUR, AND-- AND IT'LL COME TO ME. 277 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:20,728 [cell phone playing tune] 278 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:21,762 - HELLO? 279 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,363 - ANDY, YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME. 280 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,898 I'M CAMPING WITH PEOPLE I WORK WITH. 281 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,099 - HELLO, APRIL? 282 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,835 - HELLO? 283 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,903 - WALK AROUND IN CIRCLES, LIKE I AM, 284 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,806 HELP TRIANGULATE THE PHONE CALL. 285 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,041 HELLO? 286 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,809 - [sighs] 287 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,878 - HANG ON, I'M GONNA TRY TO GET TO HIGHER GROUND. 288 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,212 AGH! 289 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,881 OW, I FOUND SOME THORNS. 290 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,916 [clatter] 291 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,718 - I MEAN, YES, MY DAUGHTER MIGHT THINK 292 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,920 SHE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE WITH HER BOYFRIEND. 293 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,722 BUT I'M SORRY, 16. 294 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,824 THAT--THAT JUST SEEMS TOO YOUNG TO BE ON BIRTH CONTROL. 295 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,260 YOU KNOW, I WAS 24 WHEN GAYLE TOOK MY VIRGINITY. 296 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,963 - WHAT'S SAY WE JUST STAND HERE 297 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,831 IN SILENCE. 298 00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,200 AND THINK OF IDEAS... 299 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,769 FOR PROJECTS. 300 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,236 - YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO? 301 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,640 I SHOULD LEAD A TEEN ABSTINENCE WORKSHOP. 302 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,845 - THAT MIGHT BE INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE. 303 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,750 [leaves rustling] 304 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,319 - [sighs] 305 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:22,322 [electronic vibrating] 306 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,523 HEY, TOM. 307 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:27,227 - ONE SECOND, I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF A HEAD MASSAGE. 308 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,228 [shuts off massager] 309 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,262 THAT'S A GOOD STOPPING POINT. 310 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,298 WHAT'S UP? - UH... 311 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,100 YOU WANNA BOUNCE SOME IDEAS OFF EACH OTHER? 312 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,401 - HERE'S A BETTER IDEA. 313 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,869 HOW 'BOUT I BOUNCE MY WAY OVER TO MY DOG COUCH 314 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,838 AND WATCH A LITTLE SEASON SIX OF TOP CHEF? 315 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,040 - ALL RIGHT. - I KNOW LESLIE SEEMS UPSET. 316 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,042 BUT THE TRUTH IS, SHE'S BETTER THAN US AT THIS STUFF 317 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,443 BY A THOUSAND MILES. 318 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,444 SO THERE'S REALLY NO POINT. 319 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,879 CARE FOR SOME FONDUE? 320 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,048 - YEAH. 321 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,450 HEY, HOW DO YOU AFFORD ALL THIS STUFF? 322 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,185 - I JUST RETURN IT THE NEXT DAY 323 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,453 AND CLAIM IT WAS DEFECTIVE. 324 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,287 THE KEY IS CRYING A LOT. 325 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,356 NO ONE LIKES TO HEAR A GROWN MAN CRY. 326 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,891 [feigning tears] AND THEN MY HAND ACCIDENTALLY 327 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,459 WENT IN THE PANINI PRESS! 328 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,694 [sobbing] 329 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,195 - HEY, YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK? 330 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,230 - YEAH. 331 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,297 - [sighs] 332 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,801 - WOW, THE SKY IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 333 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,870 IT'S POLLUTION FROM THE SWEETUMS FACTORY. 334 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:10,871 IT'S GORGEOUS. 335 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,973 BUT IS IT WORTH THE ASTHMA? 336 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,875 - NO. 337 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,343 - BEN, THIS NEW PROJECT IDEA, 338 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,878 IT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL. 339 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,747 I'M PROBABLY MAKING TOO MUCH OUT OF IT. 340 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,314 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S REALLY BIG. 341 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,850 I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION 342 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:23,951 WITH THE HARVEST FESTIVAL, 343 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,285 AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA SEAL THE DEAL. 344 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,519 IT'S THE CHANCE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 345 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,489 - WELL, WHAT IF THE FESTIVAL WAS, LIKE, A HIGH POINT FOR ME, 346 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,792 AND I NEVER DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN THAT? 347 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,294 - THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE LESLIE KNOPE. 348 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,230 - SO I HAVE TO KEEP THINKING ABOUT GOOD IDEAS 349 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,733 ALL THE TIME, OR I'M NO LONGER MYSELF? 350 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,667 - NO, NO, NO. NOT AT ALL. 351 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,936 I--I'VE JUST HONESTLY NEVER MET SOMEONE 352 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,237 WHO WORKS AS HARD AS YOU DO. 353 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,740 I MEAN, YOU'RE LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY 354 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,476 OF CITY GOVERNMENT. 355 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,477 [crickets chirping] 356 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,314 - AND WHEN SHE LOOKED IN THE BACK OF HER CAR, 357 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:58,418 SHE SAW THAT, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS HER OWN PRIVATE PROPERTY, 358 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,989 SHE WOULD BE FORCED TO TAKE IT IN... 359 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,824 FOR A STATE INSPECTION! 360 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,158 - OKAY, GUYS, LISTEN UP. 361 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,026 [bushes rustling] 362 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,028 - WHAT WAS THAT? - THAT WAS ME TALKING. 363 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,396 - NO, I HEARD IT TOO. 364 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,430 [bushes rustling] ANDY? 365 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,498 - IF THAT'S A COYOTE, 366 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,533 SOMEONE NEEDS TO PICK ME UP OFF THE GROUND, NOW. 367 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,302 - OH, MY GOD! OH, OH! [all shouting] 368 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,504 - HEY, GUYS. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 369 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,671 - I WAS JUST OUT FOR MY NIGHTTIME RUN, 370 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,041 AND I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT GO VISIT THE PARKS DEPARTMENT?" 371 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,109 HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING HERE? 372 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,377 - SUPER GREAT. REALLY WELL. 373 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,379 WE HAVE A GREAT IDEA. 374 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,547 - OOH, TELL ME NOW! 375 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,082 WHILE I SIT ON THIS BOULDER. 376 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,417 I'M MUCH MORE RECEPTIVE TO NEW IDEAS 377 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,252 WHEN MY HEART RATE IS STILL ELEVATED. 378 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:35,555 - CHRIS, DO YOU WANT TO MAYBE JUST TALK FOR A MINUTE 379 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,924 AND LET THEM WORK. 380 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,126 - OH! OH, SURE. 381 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,161 [brush crunching] 382 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,368 - WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT WAS THAT? 383 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,506 - LESLIE, JUST TELL US YOUR IDEA. 384 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:57,510 NCIS: LOS ANGELES, SEASON ONE, ISN'T GONNA WATCH ITSELF. 385 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,412 - HERE IT IS. 386 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,918 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 387 00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,221 I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA. I'M SORRY. 388 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,390 I THOUGHT IF WE ALL WORKED REALLY HARD, 389 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,558 I-I COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 390 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,592 BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING, 391 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,894 AND WE'RE TOTALLY SCREWED. 392 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,829 AND WHAT WE NEED TO DO 393 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,999 IS JUST KEEP WORKING AND JUST WORK AGAIN, MORE, 394 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,533 AND JUST DO IT AND GET IT, 395 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,169 AND THEN WE GOT IT AND WE'RE GOOD. 396 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,605 AND GO WITH THAT. 397 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,706 - I THINK I'M GONNA TURN IN. 398 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,541 - YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. NO ONE'S GOING ANYWHERE. 399 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,609 NO ONE'S SLEEPING, 400 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,011 BECAUSE THIS IS AN ALL-NIGHTER. 401 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,345 AND THAT'LL BE FUN. 402 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,981 WE'LL ALL STAY UP, AND THEN I'LL BE LIKE, 403 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,148 "HEY! NO ONE SLEEP!" 404 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,583 [clanging] 405 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,618 DO YOU HEAR HOW LOUD THAT IS? [clang] 406 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,220 YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING THROUGH THAT. 407 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,388 - IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE TO EAT? 408 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,589 THE MARSHMALLOWS ARE ALL GONE. 409 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,892 - WE HAVE NOTHING TO EAT. 410 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,894 JERRY SCARED ALL THE FISH AWAY 411 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,595 WITH HIS LOUD PERSONAL STORIES. 412 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,898 - UCK, I WANNA GO HOME. 413 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:51,698 I MISS MY CANOPY BED. 414 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,401 - YEAH, I'M FINE WITH NOT CAMPING. 415 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,637 ESPECIALLY SINCE MY STUPID BOYFRIEND ABANDONED ME! 416 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,506 - I'LL FIRE UP THE VAN. 417 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,543 - YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER MOVED THIS SLOWLY BEFORE. 418 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:06,613 IT'S ALMOST LIKE BEING IN QUICKSAND. 419 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,315 - HEY, UM, LISTEN... 420 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,416 WHEN YOU DUMPED ME, 421 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,085 IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING. 422 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,287 YOU JUST KIND OF... TOOK OFF. 423 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,555 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. 424 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,891 I MEAN, I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU. 425 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,894 AND, WELL, UM, I'M BACK NOW. 426 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,529 HEY, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA. 427 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,631 WHY DON'T WE GO TO THIS RUSTIC DINER THAT I KNOW? 428 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,033 WE CAN HAVE EGG WHITE OMELETS, 429 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,101 AND WE CAN CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT US. 430 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,602 - SOUNDS GOOD. 431 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,438 [clicking] 432 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,872 NO, NO. 433 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,110 - CHOCOLATE OR BUTTERSCOTCH? 434 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,179 - UH, SWIRL ME. 435 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,548 DUDE, CAMPING IS AWESOME. 436 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,615 I LOVE IT. 437 00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,551 - EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. 438 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,987 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING POWER TO THIS TENT? 439 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,555 - I DON'T KNOW. HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN HERE? 440 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,623 - TEN HOURS. 441 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,593 - NO! I WAS TiVoing CUPCAKE WARS. 442 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,095 - THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 443 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,663 - LOOK, I AM USED TO A CERTAIN LEVEL 444 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,530 OF COMFORT IN MY LIFE, 445 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,266 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SACRIFICE THAT! 446 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,633 - OKAY, WELL, I PACKED EVERYTHING UP, 447 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,669 SO NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO GO UNPACK IT. 448 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,037 - GUYS, THIS IS A SIGN. 449 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,138 YOU WANTED TO LEAVE, 450 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,140 AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK HERE WITH ME! 451 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,608 SO WE CAN WORK ALL NIGHT! 452 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,710 THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN! 453 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,945 ALL NIGHT WORK! 454 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,146 [clanging] ALL NIGHT WORK! 455 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,347 ALL NIGHT WORK! 456 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,648 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 457 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,050 THERE'S A BED AND BREAKFAST RIGHT UP THE ROAD. 458 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,151 I'M GONNA HEAD THERE. 459 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,620 - YES! LET'S KEEP BRAINSTORMING. 460 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,754 I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS B&B. 461 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,358 ONE DAY, THERE'S GONNA BE A PLAQUE THERE THAT READS, 462 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,994 "THIS IS WHERE LESLIE KNOPE 463 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:32,299 CAME UP WITH THE AMAZING IDEA FOR..." 464 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,134 DAMN, I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK. 465 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,238 - WELCOME TO THE QUIET CORN. 466 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,672 I'M ELSA CLACK. 467 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,375 BREAKFAST IS SERVED BETWEEN 5:30 468 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,044 AND 6:15 A.M. 469 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,313 - WHAT IF WE SLEEP TO A NORMAL HOUR? 470 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,448 - WELL, THAT WOULD BE VERY RUDE OF YOU. 471 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,284 MAY I TAKE YOUR BREAKFAST ORDER? 472 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,752 WE HAVE HARDBOILED EGGS, 473 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:58,525 HOMEMADE TOMATO SLICES WITH DRY SEED AND LEEK JAM, 474 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,494 AND YOUR CHOICE OF GERMAN MUFFIN. 475 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,233 - WHAT THE [bleep] IS A GERMAN MUFFIN? 476 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,670 - OH, GOOD LORD. 477 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,305 - I CALL THE BED! 478 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,341 AH. 479 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,442 - AWESOME. 480 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,476 - I HATE THIS PLACE. 481 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,645 THIS PLACE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF SKYMALL. 482 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:19,646 - OH, LISTEN TO THIS. 483 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,348 "DEAR QUIET CORN, 484 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,550 "THANK YOU FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL INN. 485 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,053 "MY WIFE AND I SPENT THREE NIGHTS OF ECSTASY 486 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,454 IN THIS ROOM." 487 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,521 both: UGH! 488 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,622 - GYASH! 489 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,293 - THERE ARE NO TVs ANYWHERE. 490 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,728 THIS PLACE IS LAMER THAN OUTSIDE. 491 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,330 - I'M CHILLIN'. 492 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,631 [man singing] - WHAT IS THAT? 493 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,067 - JIM. 494 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,236 - * YOU COME SLEEPIN' IN THE TENT * 495 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,271 - OH, MY GOD. 496 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,439 - * SLEEPIN' IN THE TENT 497 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,775 [laughing] I FOUND YOU! 498 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:53,713 * I FOUND YOU 499 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,049 * AND I HAD TO FIGHT A SQUIRREL * 500 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,584 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 501 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,219 - I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA TAKE YOU CAMPIN', DIDN'T I? 502 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,520 - YEAH. 503 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,222 - WELL, I'M TAKING YOU CAMPIN'. LOOK AT THIS. 504 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,590 THIS IS WHAT I HAD SET UP AT THE OTHER CAMPSITE. 505 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,792 EXCEPT FOR IT WAS WAY NICER THERE. 506 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,595 BUT THIS'LL DO. I'VE GOT SOME CHAMPAGNE. 507 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:12,132 AND I HAD TO DRINK MOST OF IT TO SURVIVE. 508 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,734 SO I'M KIND OF BUZZED RIGHT NOW. 509 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,769 - I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 510 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,105 CAN WE MAKE OUT NOW? 511 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,409 - NO, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND 512 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,277 THAT AT THE TIME, I GENUINELY THOUGHT 513 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,446 THAT YOU AND I WOULD NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. 514 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,315 - I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 515 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,849 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SO AMAZING. 516 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,285 - NO. - ANN PERKINS... 517 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,386 AMAZING. 518 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,824 OH, NO. 519 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,327 - OH, NO? 520 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,428 OH, NO. 521 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,696 - NO, NO, NO. I WASN'T SAYING THAT... 522 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,299 I THOUGHT WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 523 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,834 - BUT YOU SAID THAT... 524 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,602 YOU INDICATED... 525 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,405 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS HAPPENING AGAIN. 526 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,274 I HAVE TO MOVE, RIGHT? 527 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,376 YEAH. 528 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,444 I'M GONNA LEAVE THE COUNTRY. 529 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,213 BYE, EVERYBODY. BYE. 530 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,381 [crickets chirping] 531 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,352 - HEY. 532 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,686 - HEY. COULDN'T SLEEP? 533 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:10,657 - NO. MY ROOM IS FILLED WITH CAT HAIR AND CAT SMELL. 534 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,426 AND ACTUAL CATS, ROUGHLY 12 CATS. 535 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,661 - HMM, SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. 536 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,296 - LESLIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 537 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:19,666 - I AM LISTENING TO STEAL MY SUNSHINE BY LEN. 538 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,302 A ONE-HIT WONDER, LIKE ME. 539 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,503 - YOU'RE NOT A ONE-HIT WONDER. 540 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,404 - WELL, I WILL BE. 541 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,373 I PEAKED AT THE HARVEST FESTIVAL, RON. 542 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,707 YEARS FROM NOW, PEOPLE ARE GONNA SAY, 543 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,176 "REMEMBER THAT WOMAN WHO CAME UP WITH 544 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,443 "THE HARVEST FESTIVAL IDEA AND NEVER CAME UP 545 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,611 "WITH ANOTHER IDEA AGAIN? 546 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,612 "WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? WHAT WAS HER NAME? 547 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,813 "KIM? ANYWAY, WHO CARES? 548 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,448 SHE'S STUPID, AND SHE'S DEAD NOW." 549 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,583 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 550 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,251 THE PARKS DEPARTMENT HAS REAL MOMENTUM, 551 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,186 AND I'M GONNA RUIN IT FOR EVERYBODY. 552 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,521 - YOU'VE DONE MORE FOR THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE 553 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,889 THAN ANYONE ELSE. 554 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,725 YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON WE ALL STILL HAVE JOBS. 555 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,959 I THINK WE'LL BE OKAY. 556 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,928 - YEAH, OKAY, WELL, I WOULD LOVE TO CHIT-CHAT ABOUT THIS, 557 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,029 BUT I NEED TO KEEP WORKING, OKAY? 558 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,499 AND KEEP PUSHING SO THAT MY BREAKTHROUGH WILL HAPPEN, 559 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,202 AND I WILL BE READY FOR IT. 560 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,068 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 561 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:59,239 I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A NEW PROJECT. 562 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,873 - REALLY? - YES. 563 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,410 YES, I THINK--I THINK THIS COULD BE REALLY GOOD. 564 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,677 - WHAT IS IT? 565 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,678 - COME WITH ME. 566 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,347 RIGHT THROUGH HERE. 567 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,381 - WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 568 00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,350 AAH! RON! 569 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,918 RON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 570 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,486 - THIS IS MY IDEA. 571 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,888 YOU'RE GONNA SHUT YOUR BRAIN DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP, 572 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,390 AND I'M GONNA STAY OUT HERE AND GUARD THE DOOR 573 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,459 SO YOU CAN'T LEAVE. - [knocking] NO! RON! 574 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,760 - YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WORK 575 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,395 NON-STOP FOR YEARS! 576 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,363 IT'S TIME TO REST! 577 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,298 - [knocking] ALL MY BINDERS ARE DOWNSTAIRS! 578 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,433 - SHH! 579 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,834 - ALL DUE RESPECT, MS. CLACK, 580 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,269 STICK A GERMAN MUFFIN IN IT. 581 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,371 - FAIR ENOUGH. I'M JUST GONNA GO TO BED. 582 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,473 JUST CALL IT A NIGHT. 583 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,907 - I ALREADY CHECKED, LESLIE. 584 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,509 THE TRANSOM IS PAINTED SHUT. 585 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,246 - DAMN IT! 586 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,781 OH, MY GOD, THERE'S, LIKE, 50 CATS IN HERE. 587 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,221 - WHERE'S LESLIE? 588 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,889 - NOT 100% SURE. 589 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,458 - SHOULD WE RESCHEDULE OR-- 590 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,226 - NOPE, SHE'LL BE HERE. 591 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,227 - GOOD MORNING! 592 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,862 SO I JUST SLEPT SEVEN HOURS, 593 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,730 WHICH IS TWICE AS LONG AS I USUALLY SLEEP, 594 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:58,998 SO I'M A LITTLE DISORIENTED. 595 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,301 BUT I DID WAKE UP WITH A MILLION IDEAS, 596 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,969 AND RON WOULD NOT LET ME HAVE ANY PAPER, 597 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,272 SO I HAD TO WRITE THEM DOWN ON THIS DOILY. 598 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,707 WE SHOULD BUY A TELESCOPE AND MAKE THE OLD RANGER STATION 599 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,476 IN RAMSETT PARK AN OBSERVATORY. 600 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,577 THAT WAY, WE COULD SELL TICKETS 601 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,644 AND HAVE CLASS TRIPS. 602 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,879 - I LIKE IT! WE'LL-- - GOOD! 603 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:13,746 THEN HAVE THEME NIGHT AT THE PARK. 604 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,882 WE COULD HAVE SINGLES, UM, DATE NIGHT, 605 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,985 UH, SENIORS, AND WE COULD HAVE A CITYWIDE YARD SALE, 606 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,521 WHICH WOULD BE PART AUCTION, PART ANTIQUES ROAD SHOW. 607 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,489 AND THEN WE COULD HAVE 608 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,990 THE PROFESSORS FROM THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE 609 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,592 COME IN AND ASSIGN VALUE TO THE OBJECTS. 610 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,026 AND THEN WE COULD SPLIT THE PROFITS FOR THE SCHOOL. 611 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,027 IT'D BE A LOT OF FUN. 612 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,028 - I'LL SEE YOU BOYS LATER. 613 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,597 - BYE, RON! 614 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,399 THEY SAY YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS YOUR LAST IDEA. 615 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,934 I SAY YOU'RE ONLY AS GOOD AS THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH. 616 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,270 LESLIE KNOPE IS BACK. 617 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,070 HA HA! 618 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,573 OH, MY GOD, MY BREATH IS SO BAD. 619 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,347 [playing Ode to Joy on harpsichord] 620 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:55,388 * 621 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:12,672 - YEAH, SHE DIED, LIKE, 20 MINUTES AFTER THAT.