1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:02,736 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, THE HARVEST FESTIVAL IS TOMORROW. 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,772 AND I AM SO PROUD OF ALL OF YOU. 3 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,507 YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD. 4 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,509 YOU'RE AMAZING. SO I HAVE A SURPRISE. 5 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:12,580 AND IT IS POSSIBLY THE BEST THING 6 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:13,781 TO POTENTIALLY EVER HAPPEN 7 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,349 TO ANYONE ANYWHERE 8 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:17,185 IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. 9 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,219 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 10 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,787 THE WORLD-FAMOUS LI'L SEBASTIAN. 11 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,089 - WHAT? - YES! 12 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,390 - NO WAY! [all laugh, exclaim] 13 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:25,793 - LI'L SEBASTIAN? OH, MY GOD! 14 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,262 - OH, SNAP! 15 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:29,563 - IT'S REALLY HIM! 16 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,365 - THAT'S REALLY LI'L SEBASTIAN? 17 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:32,300 - YES, THIS IS HIM! - THAT IS LI'L SEBASTIAN? 18 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:34,135 - TAKE MY PICTURE, TAKE MY PICTURE, PLEASE. 19 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,171 - WELL DONE, LESLIE. WELL DONE! 20 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,539 - I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET TO MEET HIM! 21 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,807 - WOW. 22 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,409 - LI'L SEBASTIAN MADE HIS DEBUT 23 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,511 AT THE LAST HARVEST FESTIVAL IN 1987, 24 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,846 AND HE WAS AN INSTANT PHENOMENON. 25 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:46,980 THAT WEEK, 26 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,750 HE WAS THE EIGHTH MOST PHOTOGRAPHED OBJECT IN AMERICA. 27 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,420 SO SUCK IT, THE ALAMO. 28 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,421 - I'M SITTING NEXT TO LI'L SEBASTIAN. 29 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,788 - I KNOW, I KNOW. 30 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,857 - RIGHT NOW, I'M HERE, LI'L SEBASTIAN'S RIGHT THERE. 31 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,227 - WOW! [laughter] 32 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,596 - WOW. SO WHAT AM I MISSING? WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS PONY? 33 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,199 - HE'S NOT A PONY, BEN. HE'S A MINI HORSE. 34 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,033 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. 35 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,801 - WELL, THEN, WHY IS HE SO FAMOUS? 36 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:10,271 DOES HE--DOES HE-- DOES HE DO SOMETHING? 37 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,572 WHAT DOES HE DO? 38 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,174 - YEAH, HE DOES BEING A MINI HORSE, 39 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,608 AND HE DOES IT BETTER THAN ANYONE. 40 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:18,546 - SON, THIS HORSE HAS AN HONORARY DEGREE FROM NOTRE DAME. 41 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,514 - WE ALL NEED TO BE VERY CAREFUL, OKAY? 42 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:23,117 REMEMBER, THIS LITTLE GUY IS 25 NOW. 43 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:25,253 AND HE HAS CATARACTS IN BOTH EYES 44 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:26,520 AND HE HAS SEVERE ARTHRITIS. 45 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,888 JERRY IS GONNA LOOK AFTER HIM. - YES, I AM. 46 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,291 WE ARE BOTH ON THE SAME DIABETES MEDICATION. 47 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,692 ARE YOU MY GLUCOTROL BUDDY? 48 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,327 ARE YOU? HUH? 49 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,862 - ISN'T IT AMAZING? 50 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,730 - YEAH, I'VE JUST GOT TO BE HONEST. 51 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,433 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 52 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:40,501 - GET OUT. 53 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:43,504 [triumphant music] 54 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:51,545 * 55 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,922 - HMM. 56 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,192 - OKAY, COULDN'T YOU PUT SUE'S SALADS HERE? 57 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,659 - ON DEEP FRIED BOULEVARD? 58 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:06,860 - IT'S JUST... 59 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:09,463 THERE'S SO MANY JUNK FOOD PLACES AND ONLY ONE SALAD STAND. 60 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:12,266 - WELL, WE WANT TO MAKE MONEY, NOT MAKE PEOPLE HATE THEMSELVES. 61 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,203 - SALADS ARE MY LIFE. - OF COURSE. I'M SORRY. 62 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,370 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'LL DO? 63 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,471 WE'LL MAKE SUE'S SALADS 64 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,607 THE OFFICIAL HEALTHY CHOICE OF THE HARVEST FESTIVAL. 65 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,844 - WOW. THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU. - OF COURSE. SURE. 66 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,513 NOBODY'S GONNA COME TO YOUR STUPID BOOTH ANYWAY. 67 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,580 - I'M SORRY? 68 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,316 - WELL, THE HARVEST FESTIVAL IS THE BIGGEST THING 69 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,717 I'VE EVER DONE IN MY CAREER, AND IF IT FAILS, 70 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,952 THE PARKS DEPARTMENT WILL BE ELIMINATED. 71 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,721 THAT'S WHY WE'RE GOING BIG. 72 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,956 SEVEN DAYS, OVER 30 DIFFERENT LOCATIONS, 73 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:40,528 50,000-PLUS VISITORS, AND FOUR HOSPITALITY KIOSKS. 74 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,464 GOD, I GOTTA STOP ENDING ON THAT BORING THING. 75 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,633 CLOWNS! 76 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,802 - UH, WELL, NO, YOU CANNOT SELL HOME-BREWED WATER. 77 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:51,605 AND AGAIN, NO, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO TASTE IT. 78 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,673 BUT THANK YOU FOR COMING IN. 79 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,342 APRIL, WHO'S NEXT? 80 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,344 - MAN, YOU ARE JUST KNOCKING THESE OFF. 81 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,547 YOU'RE LIKE A NINJA CROSSED WITH A JEDI OR SOMETHING. 82 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,550 - YOU'RE LIKE A NERD MIXED WITH A DORK OR SOMETHING. 83 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,418 - TOM, STAR WARS IS NOT THAT NERDY. 84 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,387 - [nerdy voice] NO, STAR WA IS NOT THAT NERDY. 85 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,655 - IT'S NOT; EVERYONE'S SEEN IT. 86 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,722 - [nerdy voice] EVERYONE'S SEEN IT. 87 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,723 - EVERYONE. - THIS GUY'S HERE. 88 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,559 - HEY, KEN. - HI, LESLIE. 89 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,794 - THIS IS BEN AND TOM. - THAT'S A DOPE BOLO. 90 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:14,962 - THIS IS KEN HOTATE. 91 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:17,531 HE IS THE TRIBAL LEADER OF THE WAMAPOKE. 92 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,835 - AH! WALLAHO! 93 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,238 - I JUST SAID, "HELLO, HONORED GUEST." 94 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,673 ALTHOUGH, LITERALLY TRANSLATED, 95 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,876 IT MEANS, "MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH A MILLION POSSUMS." 96 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:30,544 THE WAMAPOKE USED TO USE POSSUM AS CURRENCY. 97 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:34,348 - OH. WELL, WALLA-HEY NONI-KOTI. 98 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,850 - NO, DON'T. OKAY. HAVE A SEAT. 99 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,253 KEN, I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE. 100 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,989 AND JUST LET ME SAY THAT WE REALLY TRIED. 101 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,592 - I'M SORRY, LESLIE, BUT THIS IS A BIG ONE. 102 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,993 I'M UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. 103 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,628 I'M GONNA NEED TO FORMALLY ASK YOU 104 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:48,929 TO, UH, MOVE THE CARNIVAL. 105 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,532 - I'M SORRY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 106 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,535 - THE CARNIVAL IS ON THE SITE OF THE BATTLE OF INDIAN HILL, 107 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,671 WHICH WAS AN EPIC SEVEN-DAY BATTLE THAT THE WAMAPOKE LOST. 108 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,940 DUE TO THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY WEAPONS. 109 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,843 - DURING THE BATTLE, 93-YEAR-OLD CHIEF WAKOTE 110 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,612 WAS SHOT 102 TIMES BY THE CAVALRY. 111 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,880 - DID HE DIE? 112 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,782 - [whispers] YES. 113 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,584 - AND THIS MOMENT WILL BE COMMEMORATED 114 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:11,585 FOR THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS 115 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:14,288 WITH SHOOTING GALLERIES AND FRIED DOUGH STANDS. 116 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,389 - KEN, I UNDERSTAND. 117 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,424 BUT THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE IN TOWN 118 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,459 THAT'S BIG ENOUGH TO HOUSE THE CARNIVAL RIDES. 119 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,627 PLUS, YOU KNOW, WITH PAWNEE'S HISTORY 120 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,729 IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO NOT BE OFFENSIVE. 121 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,832 THIS IS A MAP OF ALL THE ATROCITIES THE PAWNEE SETTLERS 122 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:29,069 INFLICTED UPON THE WAMAPOKE INDIANS. 123 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,539 THE ATROCITIES ARE IN BLUE. 124 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:33,441 WE PUT UP A MEMORIAL PLAQUE, 125 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:36,377 AND WE HAVE A WAMAPOKE EXHIBIT IN THE HISTORY TENT. 126 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,879 WE'RE REALLY TRYING. 127 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,481 - I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOU. 128 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,882 I MEAN, I REALLY DO. 129 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:44,652 BUT THIS IS SACRED BURIAL GROUND. 130 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,755 AND I JUST HOPE THAT THE SOULS OF MY ANCESTORS 131 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,792 DON'T PUT A CURSE ON THIS FESTIVAL. 132 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,662 THERE ARE TWO THINGS I KNOW ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE. 133 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,364 THEY LOVE RACHAEL RAY, 134 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,433 AND THEY ARE TERRIFIED OF CURSES. 135 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,536 - SO, YEAH, SO JUST BRING IT RIGHT OVER THERE, 136 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:03,537 AND WE'LL BE GOOD. THANKS. 137 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:04,872 - HEY. - HEY. 138 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,608 - UM, SO SOMEBODY, I DON'T WANT TO SAY WHO-- 139 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,809 IT WAS TOTALLY ME-- 140 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:12,680 GOT SWEETUMS TO DONATE ANOTHER 15 COTTON CANDY MACHINES. 141 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,448 - GREAT. SWEETS! - YEAH, YEAH. YEAH. 142 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,518 - AW, TAKE THAT, CURSE. - TAKE THAT, CURSE. 143 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,353 [both imitating gunshots] 144 00:05:19,387 --> 00:05:20,354 - OUCH, OUCH, OUCH! - RIGHT IN THE CHEST, OH! 145 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,355 - OW, OW, OW! 146 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:23,624 - BAZOOKA! - YOU'RE DEAD! 147 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,059 - BAZOOKA! [both laughing] 148 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,696 THAT WAS FUNNY. - UGH! GET A ROOM. 149 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,564 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 150 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:32,533 UM, SO, GUYS, FOCUS UP. 151 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,703 JOAN CALLAMEZZO IS COMING BY WITH A CAMERA CREW 152 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,805 FOR AN EXCLUSIVE LAST-MINUTE WALK-THROUGH 153 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,907 OF THE HARVEST FESTIVAL BEFORE WE OPEN TOMORROW. 154 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,675 SO EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE PERFECT. 155 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,844 JOAN IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A SCANDAL. 156 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,413 SHE'S LIKE AN EAGLE-EYED TIGER. 157 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,947 - EAGLE-EYED TIGER, NEW BAND NAME, I CALL IT! 158 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,616 - SO EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND. 159 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:50,551 LET'S GRAB HANDS. - I DON'T HOLD HANDS. 160 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,987 - OKAY, YOU'RE ALL AMAZING, WONDERFUL PEOPLE. 161 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,557 AND I REALLY WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN TODAY 162 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,792 AND NOT FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT IF ONE THING GOES WRONG, 163 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,060 WE'RE ALL GOING TO LOSE OUR JOBS. 164 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,562 - THAT'S NOT INSPIRING. - OKAY. 165 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,396 LET'S GO GET 'EM, EVERYBODY! 166 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,498 ANY CONCERNS, ADDRESS THEM TO RON. 167 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:05,933 - YES! [applause] 168 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,135 - THE ADVANTAGE OF BEING LESLIE'S BOSS 169 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,970 IS THAT SHE DOES EVERYTHING HERSELF, 170 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,573 AND THERE ARE NEVER ANY PROBLEMS. 171 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,408 WHICH MEANS, FOR THE NEXT WEEK, 172 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:18,912 I CAN SIT IN A LAWN CHAIR AND READ THIS BOOK ABOUT OLD BOATS. 173 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:22,950 EXCUSE ME. I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. 174 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:27,821 - HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOU AND THE BIONIC MAN? 175 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,691 - CHRIS? HE BROKE UP WITH ME. 176 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,926 BUT HE DID IT SO NICELY THAT I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE HE DID IT. 177 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,996 - I'VE DONE THAT TO MULTIPLE MEN. 178 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,598 HOW YOU DOING? YOU DOING OKAY? 179 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,667 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING. IT'S BEEN TOUGH, YEAH. 180 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,602 YEAH, TWO DAYS AGO I WAS SOBBING 181 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,136 AT A PIZZA BUFFET AND THEY ASKED ME TO LEAVE. 182 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,573 I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT SOME DOG ADOPTION WEB SITES. 183 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,941 BOUGHT $700 WORTH OF CANDLES FROM ANTHROPOLOGIE. 184 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,042 I DID THIS TO MY HAIR. 185 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:52,513 YOU KNOW, YOUR BASIC, BOTTOMING-OUT KIND OF STUFF. 186 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,081 - YEAH. 187 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:57,485 NORMALLY, PEOPLE TELL YOU TO TALK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. 188 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,587 I'M GONNA RECOMMEND YOU BOTTLE THAT NOISE UP. 189 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,723 - THAT'S WHAT MY MAILMAN SAID. 190 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,058 - MUAH-MUAH-MURDER. 191 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,627 MURDER THE MOST MELONS. 192 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,496 SHAQUILLE SHOWERED SHAME ON SHAKIRA'S SHEETS. 193 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,230 - HELLO, JOAN. - HELLO, LESLIE. 194 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,734 LOOKS LIKE A VERY IMPRESSIVE FESTIVAL. 195 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,703 BUT WE'LL SEE. 196 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,705 WE'LL SEE. 197 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,706 - YOU REMEMBER BEN? - HI. 198 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:20,841 - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 199 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,176 - LET'S GET STARTED. - OKAY. 200 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,212 - NOW, THE FESTIVAL IS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE TOWN. 201 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,047 BUT THE CENTERPIECE IS THE CARNIVAL. 202 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,851 AND OVER HERE IS INDIANA'S LARGEST CORN MAZE. 203 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:31,752 - AH. 204 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,187 IS THAT PAWNEE CORN OR EAGLETON CORN? 205 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,490 - PAWNEE CORN, AND IT'S ORGANIC. 206 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,826 OVER HERE WE HAVE OUR BEAUTIFUL FERRIS WHEEL. 207 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,662 - AH, BEAUTIFUL. BUT DEADLY. 208 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,096 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THIS GIANT WHEEL OF DEATH 209 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,565 WAS INSPECTED? 210 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,166 - ACTUALLY, TWICE IN THE LAST WEEK. 211 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,803 AND EVERYTHING IS 100% UP TO CODE. 212 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,540 - HOW MANY OF THESE CARNIES ARE ILLEGALS? 213 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:54,742 - NONE. THEY'RE ALL U.S. CITIZENS. 214 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,745 OVER IN THIS BOOTH, INDIANA BASKETBALL LEGEND LARRY BIRD'S 215 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,680 84-YEAR-OLD AUNT TILDA WILL BE 216 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,815 SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS FOR TWO HOURS ON THURSDAY. 217 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,784 - YOU GOT TILDA? - YEAH. 218 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,053 - OH. - WE GOT TILDA. 219 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,622 - BUT THE REAL COUP IS OVER THERE. 220 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,724 LI'L SEBASTIAN. 221 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:13,126 - ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? 222 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,564 YOU GOT LI'L SEBASTIAN? - SEE FOR YOURSELF! 223 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,599 - OH, WOW. HE IS SO ADORABLE. 224 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,399 - THANK YOU, JOAN. 225 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,569 LI'L SEBASTIAN ISN'T BAD EITHER. 226 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:24,037 - TOM! - HOW ARE YOU? 227 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,606 - GOOD. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 228 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,608 HOLD ON A SECOND. [squeaking] 229 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:28,642 DID YOU GET YOUR BREASTS DONE? 230 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,178 YOU LOOK AMAZING. - YES, THANKS FOR NOTICING. 231 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,312 - JOAN, LISTEN TO ME. 232 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,948 THIS HARVEST FESTIVAL, IT'S GONNA KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. 233 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,617 AND WHEN IT DOES, I'M GONNA BE THERE 234 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,085 TO GIVE YOU A FOOT MASSAGE... TO COMPLETION. 235 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,653 [both laughing] - OKAY! 236 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,789 - GOOD LORD. 237 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,293 - GOD, I SWEAR, IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WIN. 238 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,629 - WELL, YOU'D BETTER PRACTICE. 239 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:50,230 YOU GOTTA WIN ME A TEDDY BEAR. 240 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,700 - I'M GONNA WIN YOU A MILLION TEDDY BEARS. 241 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,736 - WELL, I WANT A BILLION TEDDY BEARS. 242 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,705 - WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE UNREALISTIC. 243 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,607 THIS IS A HARD GAME. 244 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,775 TWO MILLION. 245 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,076 - DEAL. 246 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,812 - ALL RIGHT. 247 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,321 - HEY, I LOVE YOU. 248 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:18,626 - DUDE, SHUT UP! THAT IS AWESOME SAUCE! 249 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:22,996 - YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD BOY. 250 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:24,998 - JERRY, STOP BOTHERING LI'L SEBASTIAN. 251 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,834 LESLIE SAID I SHOULD WATCH HIM FOR A LITTLE BIT. 252 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:29,903 - PERFECT, I'VE GOTTA GO GET HIM A TAIL SCRUNCHIE. 253 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,005 - HI, LI'L SEBASTIAN, HOW'S IT GOIN'? 254 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,708 "PRETTY GOOD. JUST EATING SOME HAY, HANGIN' OUT. 255 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,844 WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" UH, MY NAME'S TOM. 256 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,712 "OH, YOU'RE REALLY WELL-DRESSED. 257 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,614 "I LIKE HOW YOU GOT YOUR T-SHIRT OVER YOUR DRESS SHIRT. 258 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,315 YOU LOOK WAY COOLER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE HERE." 259 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:45,185 LI'L SEBASTIAN, COME ON. YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH. 260 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:46,854 MOST PEOPLE LOOK AT LI'L SEBASTIAN 261 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,388 AND THEY SEE A FAMOUS MINI HORSE. 262 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,224 I SEE AN ADVERTISING OPPORTUNITY FOR MY CLUB, 263 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,393 THE SNAKEHOLE LOUNGE. 264 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,829 WOW, THAT IS A SHOCKINGLY HUGE MINI HORSE ERECTION. 265 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:56,964 [horse grunts] 266 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,932 - I DON'T THINK I'M BEING UNPROFESSIONAL 267 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,001 WHEN I SAY THAT I REALLY WAS HOPING 268 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,369 FOR MORE TAWDRY SCANDALS. 269 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,704 - WELL... 270 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,072 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND BEN, HERE? 271 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,641 WE ALL KNOW HIS STORY, ONE OF FAILURE. 272 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,176 REMIND US OF THAT FAILURE. 273 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,912 - WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, 274 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,747 WHEN I WAS AN 18-YEAR-OLD MAYOR, 275 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,083 I TRIED TO BUILD A WINTER SPORTS COMPLEX 276 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,819 CALLED "ICE TOWN," AND IT BANKRUPTED THE CITY. 277 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:19,820 - YIKES. 278 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,222 - I WAS ALSO SHORTSTOP ON MY JV BASEBALL TEAM. 279 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,290 NO ONE EVER BRINGS THAT UP. 280 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,659 - AND NOW YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH THIS. 281 00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:27,661 DO I SMELL ANOTHER DISASTER, HOPEFULLY? 282 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,697 - LOOK, JOAN, THIS FESTIVAL, 283 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,865 THANKS TO THE TIRELESS EFFORTS OF LESLIE KNOPE, 284 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,001 IS GOING TO BRING PEOPLE NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS. 285 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,169 NOT EVEN I COULD SCREW THAT UP. 286 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,072 - I'M A REPORTER, NOT YOUR THERAPIST. 287 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,808 - SO ANYTIME SOMEONE TAKES A PICTURE OF HIM, 288 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,776 THE SNAKEHOLE'S LOGO IS IN IT. 289 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,111 AM I A GENIUS OR WHAT? 290 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:49,049 - HEY, TOM. WHERE'S LI'L SEBASTIAN? 291 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:52,686 - UH, SOMEBODY LEFT THE GATE OPEN 292 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,987 AND HE GOT OUT, JERRY! 293 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,023 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 294 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,024 - UNBELIEVABLE. 295 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,892 ANOTHER IN A LONG STRING OF MISERABLE FAILURES. 296 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,160 YOU LOST LI'L SEBASTIAN! 297 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,229 - I WASN'T EVEN HERE! - EXACTLY. 298 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,764 HOPEFULLY I CAN GET YOU OUT OF THIS MESS 299 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,699 THAT YOU AND NO ONE ELSE CAUSED. 300 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,100 - YOU WERE THE ONE WATCHING HIM. 301 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,269 - WELL, IT'S A POOR WORKMAN THAT BLAMES HIS TOOLS. 302 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,470 YOU LOOK FOR HIM. 303 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,373 I'M GONNA GO TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU DID. 304 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:16,243 - HARVEST FESTIVAL STARTS AT 9:00 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING, 305 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,311 AND AS FAR AS THIS REPORTER IS CONCERNED, 306 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,213 IT'S WELL WORTH YOUR TIME. 307 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,150 - COME ON DOWN, EVERYONE. IT'S GONNA BE SWEET. 308 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,452 - IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT GREAT JOB HERE. 309 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:29,890 - THANK YOU. 310 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,792 THAT WENT WELL. - YEAH, IT DID. 311 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,394 TAKE THAT, CURSE! - TAKE THAT, CURSE! 312 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,496 - SORRY, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT A CURSE? 313 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,731 - HMM? - CURSE? 314 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,032 - WHAT? WHAT, NOTHING. - NO. 315 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,101 - DID YOU-- - LESLIE! LESLIE. 316 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,070 IT'S LI'L SEBASTIAN. HE'S GONE. 317 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,972 JERRY LET HIM ESCAPE AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. 318 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,508 - KEEP THOSE CAMERAS UP. WE'VE GOT A NEW INTRO TO DO. 319 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,210 GOTCHA. 320 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,746 LET'S GO AHEAD, LET'S GET SOME SHOTS 321 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,748 OF CHIPPED PAINT AND CRYING BABIES. 322 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,749 HOW ABOUT SOME OF THOSE SPOOKY TRAFFIC LIGHTS? 323 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:56,784 OKAY, YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 324 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,320 - IS IT REVENGE OF THE WAMAPOKE, 325 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,023 AN INCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT RUN AMOK, 326 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:07,360 OR PROBABLY SOMETHING EVEN WORSE THAN ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 327 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,363 WHILE IT SEEMED EVERYTHING WAS READY FOR TOMORROW, 328 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:14,868 THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS EXACTLY AS THEY MAY SEEM. 329 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,469 NAILED IT. 330 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,406 - UH, THIS IS BAD, RIGHT? - YES, THIS IS BAD. 331 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:23,110 THIS IS LIKE A POOP TORNADO. THIS IS LIKE A POOPNADO. 332 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,978 - OKAY, WELL, GROSS, 333 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,280 BUT WE CAN HANDLE A LITTLE BAD PUBLICITY, LESLIE. 334 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,916 - THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN THAT. 335 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,250 THIS IS A HUGE GOVERNMENT PROJECT, 336 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,484 AND IT'S ALREADY A LIGHTNING ROD. 337 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,821 AND THEN YOU ADD THE WAMAPOKE CONTROVERSY. 338 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:34,922 DOUBLE LIGHTNING ROD. 339 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,490 - PLUS WE LOST THAT LITTLE PONY. - IT'S A MINI HORSE! 340 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,959 AND THAT'S THE THIRD LIGHTNING ROD. 341 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,060 TRIPLE LIGHTNING ROD! 342 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,962 AND THEN YOU HAVE THE CURSE, QUADRUPLE LIGHTNING ROD. 343 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,397 THIS IS A CLASSIC FOUR-ROD DISASTER. 344 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:45,933 - OH, RIGHT, ONE OF THOSE. 345 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:46,834 - GOD, NOW ALL THE VENDORS ARE GONNA BAIL. 346 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:47,334 AND THE TICKET SALES ARE GONNA GO DOWN. 347 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,468 - WAIT, I'M SORRY. 348 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,503 BUT DO PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN REALLY BELIEVE IN CURSES? 349 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,007 - PAWNEE IS AN INCREDIBLY SUPERSTITIOUS TOWN. 350 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,076 A TRAVELING MAGICIAN CAME THROUGH ONE TIME, 351 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,811 AND HE PULLED A RABBIT OUT OF A HAT, 352 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:01,348 AND THE MOB BURNED HIM AT THE STAKE FOR BEING A WITCH. 353 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,251 THE YEAR WAS 1973. 354 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,253 - WE ARE REALLY UP A CREEK HERE. 355 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,821 WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO? 356 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,422 - YOU MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 357 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,490 - NO, WHAT ARE DO GONNA YOU? 358 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,025 - WHAT AM DO GONNA I? 359 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,027 THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION, JERRY. 360 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,864 CAN YOU BELIEVE WE LEFT LI'L SEBASTIAN WITH THIS GENTLEMAN? 361 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,265 - OKAY, YOU WERE THE ONE WATCHING HIM. 362 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,267 - WELL, APPARENTLY I'M NOT GONNA GET ANY WORK DONE. 363 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,468 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 364 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:25,272 - MAYBE LI'L SEBASTIAN GOT UPSET BECAUSE HE TRIED TO SHARE 365 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,607 HIS TRUE FEELINGS WITH SOMEONE AND THEY DIDN'T RECIPROCATE. 366 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,942 - THAT'S NOT BAD. 367 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:32,012 OR MAYBE A BALLOON POPPED SOMEWHERE, 368 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:35,883 AND IT SCARED HIM, SENT HIM RUNNING OFF. 369 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,919 - OKAY. TOM, JERRY, CHECK THE FIELD BEHIND THE PARKING LOT. 370 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,921 - I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH JERRY. 371 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,422 HE'S THE ONE WHO DELIBERATELY CAUSED ME 372 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:43,456 TO ACCIDENTALLY LET THE HORSE OUT. 373 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,158 JERRY'S FAULT. 374 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,228 all: JERRY'S FAULT, JERRY'S FAULT, JERRY'S FAULT! 375 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,362 - STOP IT. - HANG ON. 376 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,230 ALL OF YOU LISTEN TO ME. 377 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,233 THAT MAGNIFICENT LITTLE HORSE IS LOST, 378 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,268 AND HE'S PROBABLY SCARED, AND IT'S OUR FAULT. 379 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,904 TOM, JERRY, YOU GET ALONG. 380 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,571 ANDY, APRIL, CHECK THE CORN MAZE. 381 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,142 - GOOD IDEA. HORSES LOVE MAZES, COME ON! 382 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,143 - HEY, LESLIE? 383 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,411 THIS BIG, BEEFY DUDE 384 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,445 JUST CAME INTO THE FIRST AID TENT 385 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,513 BECAUSE HE WAS DEHYDRATED. 386 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,447 AND THEN A REPORTER CAME IN 387 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,117 AND ASKED IF IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE CURSE. 388 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,551 - [gasps] NO COMMENT. DID YOU SAY, "NO COMMENT?" 389 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,386 YOU GOTTA SAY, "NO COMMENT." - I DID. 390 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,155 - AH, GOOD. ANN, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. 391 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,423 BEAUTIFUL ANN. ALL RIGHT. 392 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,391 WELL, UM, JUST TREAT HIM AND RELEASE HIM 393 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,093 AND THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING 394 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,094 FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH. 395 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,996 - OKAY. - OKAY. RUN, ANN, RUN! 396 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,932 - LESLIE? - YEAH? 397 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,099 - YOU GOTTA SEE THIS. 398 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,234 - THE FACT IS, THIS CARNIVAL 399 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:31,004 IS BEING HELD ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT WAMAPOKE BURIAL SITE. 400 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,405 - MUCH LIKE THE HOUSE IN THE MOVIE POLTERGEIST. 401 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,406 - EXACTLY. 402 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,343 I SPOKE TO LESLIE KNOPE OF THE PARKS DEPARTMENT 403 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,411 ABOUT MOVING THE CARNIVAL, AND SHE REFUSED. 404 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,448 - WE DO HAVE EXCLUSIVE ANIMATION OF THAT EVENT. 405 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,415 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 406 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:45,585 - OH, I LOVE THESE THINGS. 407 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:46,987 SORRY. 408 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,089 - [speaking virtual language] 409 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,524 - [speaking virtual language] 410 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:58,065 - [chanting] 411 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,699 - [moaning] - WHOA. 412 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,970 - AAH, AAH, AAH! 413 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,671 - IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED? 414 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,539 - PERD... - NONE OF THAT HAPPENED. 415 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,541 - THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 416 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,277 - HMM. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 417 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,412 WHAT WE DO IS WE MOVE THE SHOOTING GALLERY. 418 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,480 THAT SEEMS TO BE THEIR BIGGEST PROBLEM. 419 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,182 MAYBE THAT WILL MAKE THEM HAPPY. 420 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,516 - CHECK BACK IN WITH NEWS CHANNEL 4, 421 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:20,320 NUMBER ONE IN CURSE COVERAGE. 422 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,489 - YOU KNOW WHERE I WOULD HIDE IF I WAS A HORSE? 423 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,092 THE MERRY-GO-ROUND. THINK ABOUT IT! 424 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,127 YOU JUST STAND STILL RIGHT NEXT TO ALL THE OTHER HORSES, 425 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,561 AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW. 426 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,230 IT'S THE PERFECT CRIME. 427 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,565 - OH, MY GOD. I'M GONNA GO LOOK BY MYSELF. 428 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,469 - HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU SEEM SUPER NOT HAPPY. 429 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,239 - I'M FINE. OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 430 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:44,677 I MIGHT BE GOING TO VENEZUELA TOMORROW. FOREVER. 431 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,580 - YOU'RE NOT FINE. 432 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,283 LUDGATE, I CAN READ YOU LIKE THE BACK OF A BOOK. 433 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,718 SOMETHING IS UPSETTING YOU. 434 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,586 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND TELL ME WHAT IT IS? 435 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,522 - I'M NOT UPSET. - [sighs] 436 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,525 - I'M GREAT. SEE? 437 00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,426 - APRIL! 438 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,595 - NO, I'M NOT MAD AT HIM. HE'S GREAT. 439 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,231 I AWESOME SAUCE ANDY. 440 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,299 - APRIL! 441 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:09,136 OH, MY GOD. 442 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,172 THIS MAIZE IS LIKE A MAZE. 443 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,576 - LOOK LEFT. LOOK RIGHT. 444 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,111 YEAH, OKAY. 445 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,280 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SICKER, ME OR YOUR BODY. 446 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,382 - YOU AREN'T SICK. - I'M NOT? 447 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,451 MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY ABS. 448 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,418 - ARE YOU EXPERIENCING ABDOMINAL PAIN? 449 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,587 - EVERY DAY AT THE GYM. 450 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,489 - EW. - FEEL. 451 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,626 - OH. 452 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,128 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 453 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,729 - I'M PREPPING THE MEDICAL TENT. 454 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,431 - I MEAN, IN TERMS OF US. 455 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,800 - I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS. 456 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,036 - YOUR LOSS. 457 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,642 - ARE YOU GONNA HIT THAT? - HIM? 458 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,512 HE ISN'T EXACTLY BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. 459 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,614 - WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A BOYFRIEND? 460 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,784 USE HIM, ABUSE HIM, LOSE HIM. 461 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,619 THAT'S THE MEAGLE MOTTO. 462 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,488 GRAMMIE MEAGLE TAUGHT ME THAT. 463 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,557 SHE DIED AT THE AGE OF 84, 464 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,594 SANDWICHED BETWEEN TWO 30-YEAR-OLDS. 465 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,296 - YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING? - NO. 466 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,797 - HEY, HEY, HEY, DID YOU FIND HIM? 467 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,566 - YEAH, JERRY. HE'S RIGHT HERE IN MY POCKET. 468 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,136 - DAMN IT. OKAY, HE CAN'T HAVE GONE THAT FAR. 469 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,771 HE'S GOT THE LEGS OF TOM, THE ENDURANCE OF JERRY, 470 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,440 AND THE DISEASES OF JERRY. 471 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,175 GROUND MISSION FAILED. 472 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,513 WE NEED A BIRD'S EYE VIEW. 473 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,515 - YOU WANT ME TO CLIMB ON TOP OF THE FERRIS WHEEL? 474 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,551 - WE'RE EXTREMELY CONFIDENT THAT THERE'S NO CURSE 475 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,853 AND EVERYONE'S GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME TOMORROW, OKAY? 476 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,623 - WOW, FIRST ICE TOWN, NOW THIS. 477 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,691 BAD LUCK REALLY FOLLOWS YOU AROUND, HUH? 478 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,561 - OKAY, I'D LIKE TO START BY ADDRESSING 479 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:44,164 SOME OF THE FALSE RUMORS ABOUT THE FESTIVAL. 480 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,499 FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FOOD. 481 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,535 THERE'S NO FOOD SHORTAGE. 482 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,337 THERE ARE NOT, AS ONE REPORTER SUGGESTED, 483 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,139 DOZENS OF ESCAPED CONVICTS 484 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,673 MEANDERING AROUND THE CARNIVAL. 485 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,410 AND AT NO TIME WAS ANY PARKS DEPARTMENT WORKER QUOTE, 486 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,212 "FEASTING ON PETTING ZOO ANIMALS." 487 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,614 - YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF WATCHING A TINY HORSE 488 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,882 AND YOU FAILED. 489 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,618 - LOOK, I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE. 490 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,855 WHAT IF LI'L SEBASTIAN IS ON THIS FERRIS WHEEL? 491 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,158 - HOW ABOUT YOU ONLY SAY THAT NEVER? 492 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:13,326 - LESLIE, HOW BIG OF A DISASTER 493 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,463 WILL THIS BE, ON A SCALE OF 9 TO 10? 494 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,731 - IT WILL NOT BE A DISASTER. IT WILL BE A SUCCESS. 495 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,534 AND I WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT, 496 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,470 IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE SENSITIVE TO OUR WAMAPOKE FRIENDS, 497 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,473 WE HAVE MOVED THE SHOOTING GALLERY, PER THEIR REQUEST. 498 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,408 SO, YES, PERD? 499 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,510 - YEAH, THE STATEMENT THAT THIS REPORTER HAS IS A QUESTION. 500 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,146 WILL THAT BE ENOUGH TO LIFT THE CURSE? 501 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,716 - PERD, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THERE'S NO SUCH-- 502 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,152 - OH, MY GOD. - MAN. 503 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,721 - CRAP ON A SPATULA. 504 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,390 - IT'S THE CURSE. 505 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,591 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. 506 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,792 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IT IS THE CURSE. 507 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,727 - WAIT, EVERYONE RELAX, PLEASE. 508 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,462 WE'LL GET THIS UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME. 509 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,530 - OH. - WHOA! 510 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,399 - JERRY, WHAT THE HELL? 511 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,600 - I DIDN'T DO THIS. 512 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,835 - JERRY'S FAULT. JERRY'S FAULT. 513 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,605 all: JERRY'S FAULT! JERRY'S FAULT! 514 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,574 - OH, MY GOD. I CANNOT CATCH A BREAK. 515 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,475 - YEAH, WELL, I'LL HELP YOU OUT. 516 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,610 I'M GONNA GO. - WHAT? 517 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,611 - I THINK I'M JINXED OR SOMETHING. 518 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,745 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 519 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,481 - LOOK, YOU WERE TOTALLY FINE UNTIL I GOT INVOLVED. 520 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,583 SO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST GO, OKAY? 521 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:13,820 I'M REALLY SORRY. I'M THE CURSE, I THINK. 522 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:14,954 SO I'M GONNA--I'M GONNA-- 523 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,357 I'M GONNA GET OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT? 524 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,297 - WHEN THEY'RE MISSING THIS LONG, THEY'RE USUALLY DEAD. 525 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,265 - WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN YOU'RE GONNA 526 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,335 HAVE TO ANSWER TO THE WHOLE TOWN, AND GOD. 527 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,403 - OKAY, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LET HIM OUT, TOM, OKAY? 528 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,738 NOW STOP TRYING TO BLAME ME. 529 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,840 - JERRY, CAN YOU PLEASE BE QUIET? 530 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,443 I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF NOT TALKING TO ANDY. 531 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,846 - RON, WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY APRIL IS MAD AT ME? 532 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,381 - RON, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ANDY-- 533 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,250 - ALL OF YOU, BE QUIET! 534 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,219 ANDY, SHE'S MAD BECAUSE YOU SAID "AWESOME SAUCE" 535 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,153 INSTEAD OF "I LOVE YOU TOO." 536 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,223 APRIL, HE LOVES YOU. STOP BEING A CHILD. 537 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,259 TOM, YOU'RE CLEARLY AT FAULT HERE. 538 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,794 BLAMING JERRY WON'T SAVE YOU. 539 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,264 JERRY, WE BOTH KNOW YOU WERE SHOTGUNNING FUNNEL CAKES 540 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,732 INSTEAD OF WATCHING LI'L SEBASTIAN. 541 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,269 SO EVERYONE APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE ELSE! 542 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,304 - I'M SORRY, TOM. - I'M SORRY, JERRY. 543 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,305 - I'M SORRY. - I'M SORRY. 544 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,840 - I DO LOVE YOU. 545 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,909 - YOU DO? 546 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,345 - YEAH. 547 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,582 THAT'S WHAT, YOU KNOW, MAKES THE SAUCE SO AWESOME. 548 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,487 - AW, JERRY JUST FARTED! 549 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:23,256 - I'M VERY UPSET. I GET NERVOUS. 550 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,758 - HEY, LESLIE, THE GENERATOR'S SHOT. 551 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,728 - NO, I GOT THE TMK-2500 552 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,997 SPECIFICALLY FOR THE EXTRA CAPACITY. 553 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,800 - WOW, YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF. YOU SINGLE? 554 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,336 - NOT NOW, ED. HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN? 555 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,605 - ALL THOSE TV CREWS PLUGGED IN AND OVERLOADED IT. 556 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,273 - YOU KNOW, I KNEW IT. STUPID MEDIA. 557 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,408 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 558 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,310 FREEDOM OF PRESS IS FOR THE BIRDS. 559 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,912 OKAY, HOW AND WHERE CAN I GET A NEW ONE 560 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,714 IN, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, NOW? 561 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:48,815 - THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE IN TOWN 562 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,050 THAT HAS A GENERATOR THAT SIZE. 563 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,420 - YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 564 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:57,424 THIS FESTIVAL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY LOVE LETTER TO PAWNEE. 565 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,926 NOW IT'S JUST TURNED INTO A NOTE THAT SAYS, 566 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,061 "I WANT TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE." 567 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,697 - SO, YOU NEED TO BORROW A GENERATOR. 568 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,501 - KEN, I'M COMING TO YOU ON MY KNEES, BEGGING FOR HELP, 569 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,304 MUCH LIKE THE EARLY SETTLERS OF PAWNEE 570 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,472 BEGGED THE WAMAPOKE 200 YEARS AGO. 571 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,307 - AH, BUT THAT WAS-- - A TRICK. 572 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,376 AND OVER 50 WAMAPOKE WERE SLAUGHTERED, I KNOW. 573 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,710 BUT THIS IS NOT A TRICK. 574 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:21,047 I AM PREPARED TO PUT THE WAMAPOKE HISTORY EXHIBIT 575 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,482 INSIDE THE CARNIVAL GROUNDS, 576 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,317 RIGHT PAST THE ENTRANCE TURNSTILE, 577 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:27,620 SO THAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT IT BEFORE YOU START HAVING FUN. 578 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,088 - HMM, NOW THAT'S INTERESTING. 579 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,525 - IT'S BEEN REALLY AWESOME LOOKING AT YOU. 580 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,561 MOST CARNIVAL NURSES ARE TOTAL GRENADES. 581 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:38,665 - OKAY, YOU'RE ALL SET. YOU ARE FREE TO GO. 582 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:43,503 OR YOU COULD STAY HERE AND MAKE OUT WITH ME 583 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:44,904 UNTIL THE LIGHTS COME BACK ON. 584 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,573 - OH, HELL YEAH. 585 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,941 - BEAT IT, DONNA. 586 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,977 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 587 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,881 - I'M JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING GOOD FOR THIS TOWN, 588 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,417 AND I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY FRIENDS' JOBS. 589 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,918 CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE? 590 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,954 - A NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE MAKING A DEAL WITH THE GOVERNMENT. 591 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,691 HEH, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? 592 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,925 YOU CAN HAVE THE GENERATOR, LESLIE. 593 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:06,926 - THANK YOU, KEN. 594 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:07,827 - AND I'LL ISSUE A STATEMENT 595 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,963 SAYING THAT THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED. 596 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,965 - WELL, ACTUALLY, I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA. 597 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:17,003 - [singing in Wamapoke] 598 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,721 WITH THAT SACRED CEREMONY, 599 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:37,123 THE WAMAPOKE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED. 600 00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:41,060 [applause] 601 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,096 - WOW, THANK YOU. INTENSE STUFF FROM KEN HOTATE. 602 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:47,734 AND IN OTHER GOOD NEWS, HE GAVE US A SCARE, 603 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,135 BUT HE'S BACK NOW. 604 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,638 THE ONE, THE ONLY, LI'L SEBASTIAN! 605 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:54,841 [cheers and applause] 606 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,079 - WE SPOTTED HIM FROM THE TOP OF THE FERRIS WHEEL 607 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,515 AT THE CENTER OF THE CORN MAZE. 608 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,618 AFTER THE POWER CAME BACK ON, WE WENT AND GOT HIM. 609 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,187 IT TOOK US FOUR HOURS TO SOLVE THAT MAZE. 610 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,889 IT TOOK THE HORSE 15 MINUTES. 611 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,158 [chuckling] JERRY'S STILL OUT THERE. 612 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:14,994 [laughing] 613 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:18,130 I SUPPOSE I OUGHT TO GO LOOK FOR HIM. 614 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,601 RIGHT AFTER I GET A BRATWURST. 615 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,836 - KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY, HOT LIPS. 616 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,104 I GOT OUT OF HERE SO FAST LAST NIGHT, 617 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,507 I WASN'T ABLE TO SCOOP THEM DIGITS OFF OF YOU. 618 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:33,012 - OH, UM, YEAH. THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T GIVE THEM TO YOU. 619 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,214 - OH, OKAY. RAGE. 620 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,116 WELL, THEN, UH, MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AROUND THE HOSPITAL. 621 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,217 I MEAN, I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG, 622 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,787 BUT I'M IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM, LIKE, ALL THE TIME. 623 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,623 - COOL. - I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 624 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:47,026 - BOOM. 625 00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,995 - HE WAS REALLY SWEET, THOUGH. 626 00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:52,999 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GONNA SEE IF MAYBE HE WANTS TO GRAB SOME-- 627 00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,000 RIGHT. 628 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:55,101 - PARK IT. - FINE. 629 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:58,505 [Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' American Girl] 630 00:23:58,538 --> 00:23:59,706 * 631 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,207 [train whistle blows] 632 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,677 * 633 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,613 - * WELL, SHE WAS AN AMERICAN GIRL * 634 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:10,717 - WELCOME. COME ON IN, HAVE FUN. 635 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,218 ENJOY YOURSELVES, LADIES. 636 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,555 - HEY. - HEY, LOOK WHO'S BACK. 637 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:16,589 - I'M SORRY I LEFT. 638 00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:19,191 I HONESTLY FELT LIKE I WAS CURSED OR SOMETHING. 639 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:20,893 ICE TOWN, AND NOW THIS. 640 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,730 - ICE TOWN WAS A DISASTER. 641 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:25,798 AND IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS PROBABLY YOUR FAULT. 642 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,233 FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, 643 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,568 YOU MISMANAGED THE HELL OUT OF IT. 644 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,102 - WOW, WHY EVEN SAY THAT ALREADY? 645 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,203 - BUT THE POINT IS, THIS PROJECT, 646 00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:33,239 THIS IS AS MUCH YOURS AS IT IS MINE. 647 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:34,273 IT'S OURS. 648 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,176 AND IT'S GONNA BE REALLY GREAT. 649 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:40,046 AND I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 650 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:43,883 - WELL, THANK YOU. 651 00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:46,252 - IS THIS THE GUY? - YES, THIS IS HIM. 652 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,023 - [coughing] 653 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,692 - SPECIAL WAMAPOKE CEREMONY. 654 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:53,993 - [coughing] 655 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:57,229 - THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED. - OH, WOW. THANKS. 656 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,999 - YEAH. OH, GOSH. YOU'RE FILTHY. 657 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,202 GO CLEAN YOURSELF UP. TRY TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL. 658 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,604 - [coughing] 659 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:08,575 - HELLO. 660 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,910 ENJOY YOURSELF. 661 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,145 HI. I LIKE YOUR NECKLACE. 662 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,314 HI. 663 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:23,322 * 664 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:26,559 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 665 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,701 - MY GOD. HE IS JUST THE BEST EVER. 666 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,704 - YOU'RE THE BEST EVER. 667 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:41,173 BUT HE'S A CLOSE SECOND, AREN'T YOU, LI'L SEBASTIAN? 668 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,341 - HE REALLY IS AMAZING. 669 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,577 - YOU FINALLY GET IT NOW, RIGHT? 670 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:47,880 - HELLO! HE'S FANTASTIC. 671 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,149 I TOTALLY GET IT NOW. 672 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,318 I DON'T GET IT. AT ALL. 673 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,253 IT'S KIND OF A SMALL HORSE. 674 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,188 I MEAN, WHAT AM I MISSING? AM I CRAZY? 675 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,790 [all cheering] 676 00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,759 - BEN! BEN, YOU JUST MISSED IT. HE WHINNIED. 677 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:04,330 - OH, YEAH, NO, I TOTALLY HEARD THAT. IT WAS GREAT.