1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,378 - RON! 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,579 - HELLO, ANDY. 3 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,714 - IT'S QUIET IN HERE. WHERE IS EVERYONE? 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,383 - THE GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN. 5 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,717 IT'S IN EVERY NEWSPAPER. 6 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:17,718 - HOW LONG IS IT GONNA LAST? 7 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,087 - WELL, IF WE'RE LUCKY, 8 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,254 THIS BUILDING WILL BE EMPTY FOR MONTHS. 9 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,722 - [sighs] WOW. 10 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,724 THAT IS REALLY BAD TIMING. 11 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:27,528 I JUST GOT THIS SUPER-SWEET-ASS RAD CROTCH ROCKET. 12 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,363 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THESE. 13 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,799 BUT DUE TO, YOU KNOW, NEVER HAVING A JOB, 14 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,602 I COULDN'T AFFORD IT UNTIL NOW. 15 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:36,770 GOT A REALLY GOOD DEAL ON MY LEASE. 16 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:39,840 PAYING, LIKE, 12% INTEREST. 17 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,376 THAT'S LIKE ONE OF THE HIGHEST YOU CAN GET. 18 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,511 HEY, SO I'VE BEEN TRYING LIKE CRAZY 19 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,312 TO GET AHOLD OF APRIL. 20 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,513 IF YOU SEE HER, WILL YOU TELL HER 21 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,514 I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO HER? 22 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,681 - YOU GOT IT. 23 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,750 - ALL RIGHT, THANKS, RON. 24 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:50,751 WHUH-OH! 25 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:51,785 [thud] 26 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,289 NAILED IT. 27 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:58,292 [triumphant music] 28 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:06,334 * 29 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,810 - ALL I CAN TELL YOU 30 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:20,614 IS THAT ALL THE PARKS ARE CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. 31 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,316 [murmurs and groans] 32 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,485 LOOK, NO ONE IS MORE UPSET ABOUT THIS THAN I AM. 33 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,487 NOT LIKE IT'S A COMPETITION OR ANYTHING, 34 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,755 'CAUSE IF IT WAS, I WOULD WIN. 35 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,323 BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. 36 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,624 THE POINT IS, I WOULD WIN. 37 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:31,692 - HOW LONG WILL THEY BE CLOSED? 38 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:32,893 - COULD BE FOREVER. 39 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,196 - WITH THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN, WHO'S GONNA STOP AL QAEDA? 40 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,198 - ONE THING AT A TIME. 41 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,433 - SCHOOL IS OUT IN TWO WEEKS. 42 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,502 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY KIDS ALL DAY, 43 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,736 KEEP THEM IN MY HOUSE? 44 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,372 WHERE I LIVE? 45 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,606 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 46 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,275 - WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS' CONCERT TOMORROW 47 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:48,509 AT RAMSETT PARK? 48 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,444 THE FREDDY SPAGHETTI CONCERT. 49 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,813 - FREDDY SPAGHETTI HAS BEEN CANCELED. 50 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,282 [all groan] 51 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,883 - WHAT? JEEZ. 52 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,451 - WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 53 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,353 - I AM. 54 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:01,655 I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK 55 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,524 WE SHOULD BE WASTING TAXPAYER MONEY. 56 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,759 - IT'S NOT A WASTE TO PROVIDE FUN FOR KIDS. 57 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,795 AND I FOR ONE DO NOT LIKE HAVING 58 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,730 FREDDY SPAGHETTI'S BLOOD ON MY HANDS. 59 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:12,666 - I BELIEVE YOU MEAN FREDDY SPAGHETTI'S SAUCE. 60 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,735 - UGH. 61 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,504 - MM. 62 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,639 I BURNED MY TONGUE. 63 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,574 DON'T EVEN CARE. 64 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,277 - YOU SEE THIS COLOR? 65 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:25,513 I DON'T LIKE IT. IT'S TOO DEPRESSING. 66 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:26,780 - HI, CHRIS. 67 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,582 - LESLIE KNOPE. 68 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:29,750 ONE SECOND. 69 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:30,751 I'D LIKE SOME WATER. 70 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,221 I'D LIKE IT TO BE COLD, I'D LIKE IT WITHOUT ICE, 71 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,723 I LIKE IT IN A GLASS OR A MUG WITH NO HANDLE. 72 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,191 THANK YOU. 73 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,926 HOW CAN I HELP YOU? 74 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,794 - WELL, I BELIEVE THERE HAS BEEN A CASUALTY OF WAR 75 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,731 IN THIS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN, AND IT SADDENS ME. 76 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,799 AND IT IS PAWNEE'S CHILDREN. 77 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,235 - WELL, SIT DOWN AND TELL ME 78 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,469 EXACTLY WHAT'S HAPPENED. 79 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,304 - WELL, EVERY YEAR WE KICK OFF THE SUMMER 80 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,872 WITH A CHILDREN'S CONCERT SERIES, 81 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,441 AND THIS YEAR, THE CONCERT HAS BEEN CANCELED 82 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,642 DUE TO THE SHUTDOWN. 83 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,943 - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 84 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:56,944 AND WE NEED TO FIX IT. 85 00:02:56,977 --> 00:03:00,881 - OH! ALL RIGHT. GREAT. 86 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,450 I'M VERY GLAD THAT YOU AGREE WITH ME, 87 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,851 BUT I ACTUALLY WORKED REALLY HARD ON MY ARGUMENT. 88 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,486 IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN STILL KIND OF... 89 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,820 - OH, PLEA-- I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT. 90 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:07,888 - OH, GOOD, THANK YOU. 91 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,623 "YOU'RE WRONG. ARE YOU CRAZY? 92 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,493 CAN YOU PUT A PRICE TAG ON A CHILD'S SMILE?" 93 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,827 - LESLIE KNOPE. 94 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:14,828 WHAT A SURPRISE. 95 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,997 THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN FOR TWO DAYS. 96 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,767 AND ONE CITY EMPLOYEE HAS TRIED TO SCHEDULE 97 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,770 14 MEETINGS WITH ME. 98 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,871 CAN YOU GUESS WHO? 99 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,873 - BEN, THERE WAS A BIG CONCERT? 100 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:26,907 NOW THERE'S NOT? 101 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,310 ISN'T THERE ANYTHING THAT WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT? 102 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,879 - NO, THERE ISN'T. - IT'S TOO BAD. 103 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:32,813 SORRY, LESLIE. DAMN! 104 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,783 I HAVE TO GO RUN TEN MILES. 105 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,719 I HAVE RUN TEN MILES A DAY EVERY DAY FOR 18 YEARS. 106 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,588 THAT'S 65,000 MILES. 107 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,922 A THIRD OF THE WAY TO THE MOON. 108 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,825 MY GOAL IS TO RUN TO THE MOON. 109 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,462 - BEN, LET'S TALK SOLUTIONS. 110 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,498 - LESLIE, PAWNEE IS BROKE. 111 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,466 THERE'S NO MONEY FOR A CONCERT. OKAY? 112 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,603 I MEAN, IDAHO CUT THEIR PARKS DEPARTMENT BY 80%, 113 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,606 AND IDAHO IS BASICALLY ONE GIANT PARK. 114 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,973 - I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, BEN-- 115 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,809 PAWNEE IS BETTER THAN IDAHO. 116 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,811 - NO, PAWNEE IS NOT SPECIAL, OKAY? 117 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,713 - OH. - YOUR DEPARTMENT... 118 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:09,317 ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE, IS NOT A PRIORITY. 119 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,818 AND FRANKLY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE 120 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:11,852 IN THE BUILDING, LESLIE. 121 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,321 YOU'RE NON-ESSENTIAL. 122 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,488 - THAT IS NOT YOUR CALL. 123 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:15,723 - I KNOW. IT'S ON YOUR BADGE. 124 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,258 - THIS? THIS ISN'T ME. 125 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,931 - ANN PERKINS! 126 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,766 - CHRIS...SOMETHING. 127 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,502 - HI! I WAS JUST DOING MY DAILY LUNCHTIME TEN MILES, 128 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,670 AND I RAN BY THE HOSPITAL, 129 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,038 AND I THOUGHT I'D POP UP AND SAY HI. 130 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,873 - DID YOU JUST START YOUR RUN? 131 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:33,907 - NO, I'M ALREADY AT MILE NINE. 132 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,576 - BUT YOU'RE NOT SWEATING AT ALL. 133 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,010 - I KNOW--I HAVE A RESTING HEART RATE 134 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,712 OF 28 BEATS PER MINUTE. 135 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,314 THE SCIENTIST WHO STUDIED ME SAID THAT MY HEART 136 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,816 COULD PUMP JET FUEL UP INTO AN AIRPLANE. 137 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,818 I'D LOVE TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YOU. 138 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,854 I THINK YOU MIGHT FIND ME ATTRACTIVE, 139 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,989 BECAUSE YOU GOT DRUNK AND KISSED ME WHEN WE FIRST MET. 140 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,591 AND, NO PRESSURE, BUT I DO HAVE TONIGHT OPEN. 141 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,893 - I'M SO SORRY. I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 142 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:53,994 - NO PROBLEM. 143 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:56,964 I WILL TRY AGAIN SOON, ANN PERKINS. 144 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,333 - THAT'S THE GUY WHO LIKES YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT INTO. 145 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,469 - YEAH. 146 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,903 - AND WHICH PART OF HIM ARE YOU NOT LOOKING AT? 147 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:03,771 - TRADITIONALLY, 148 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,773 WHEN I END A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP, 149 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,341 I'M A LITTLE FRAGILE. 150 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:10,478 AND I HAVE A TENDENCY TO DO SOME RECKLESS THINGS. 151 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,913 SO I NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM CHRIS. 152 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,449 - I CAN'T STAND THIS GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN! 153 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:16,584 I CAN'T STAND THIS BUDGET CRISIS. 154 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,918 BUT WHAT I CAN'T STAND 155 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,920 IS THEY'RE CANCELING FREDDY SPAGHETTI. 156 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,054 YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT THIS? 157 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,556 - I DON'T KNOW, LESLIE. 158 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,592 WHY DON'T YOU SEE A MOVIE OR GO SHOPPING OR TRY-- 159 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:25,593 - WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 160 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:26,627 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 161 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,695 - UM... 162 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,897 YOU KNOW, THEY OFFERED ME A BUYOUT, AND I TOOK IT. 163 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:33,634 AND SO NOW I WORK FOR NORTON CONSTRUCTION. 164 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,572 - SORRY, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 165 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:41,141 - THAT'S OKAY. - HOW COULD YOU QUIT? 166 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:41,975 - YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYONE 167 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,412 HAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR THIS WORK. 168 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,847 - YOU KNOW, I GUESS I'VE BEEN MISPRONOUNCING YOUR NAME 169 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,916 ALL THESE YEARS. 170 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,884 MARK BRENDANA-QUITS. 171 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:52,886 - RECENTLY, I HAD BEEN THINKING ABOUT MAYBE, 172 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,788 UM, LEAVING THIS JOB. 173 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,857 BUT I FELT LIKE I NEEDED A SIGN. 174 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,826 AND THEN ANN BROKE UP WITH ME 175 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,494 THE WEEK THAT I WAS GOING TO PROPOSE. 176 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,162 THE GOVERNMENT GOT SHUT DOWN, 177 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,932 AND YESTERDAY... 178 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,900 ONE OF THOSE PIGEONS TOOK A [bleep] ON ME. 179 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,703 AND I WAS INDOORS, SO... 180 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:10,838 [knock on door] 181 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,707 - [whispering] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 182 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:14,808 - HEY, SORRY. I NEED YOUR HELP. 183 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:15,809 IS THIS A BAD TIME? 184 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:16,810 - LUCY'S HERE, 185 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:17,878 I'M IN MY SEXY PAJAMAS, 186 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,881 I JUST TOOK FOUR BENADRYLS TO DULL MY SENSITIVITY. 187 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,850 YES! IT IS A BAD TIME. 188 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,184 - YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX. 189 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,919 - WHY ELSE WOULD BOYZ II MEN'S ON BENDED KNEE 190 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:26,920 BE PLAYING RIGHT NOW? 191 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,589 - OKAY, I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE, 192 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,824 WHICH IS DON'T MAKE IT LAST REALLY LONG. 193 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:31,892 LADIES DON'T LIKE THAT. 194 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:32,793 - OKAY, GREAT. - OKAY? 195 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,562 WAIT, JUST ONE MORE THING. 196 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:37,498 ARE YOU USING PROTECTION? 197 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:40,200 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GONNA STAY AWAY 198 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,702 FROM ALL GUYS RIGHT NOW. 199 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,672 - YEAH, LESS MAN TIME, MORE ANN TIME. 200 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,939 - YEAH. - YEAH. 201 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,675 - EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND THEY CAN CALL 202 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,209 AND WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 203 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,712 LESLIE'S USUALLY ALREADY UP. 204 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,648 AND OFTEN, SHE'S ALREADY ON HER WAY OVER. 205 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:56,784 - THE ONLY GUY THAT I CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW 206 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,886 IS SIX FEET TALL WITH WILD, CRAZY HAIR 207 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,656 AND A UKULELE THAT DOUBLES AS A WATER GUN. 208 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:03,791 FREDDY SPAGHETTI. - OH. 209 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,926 - CHILDREN'S CONCERTS AREN'T A PRIORITY THESE DAYS. 210 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,160 YOU KNOW WHAT IS? SEWAGE. 211 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:11,865 PAWNEE'S KIDS ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN POOP TUBES. 212 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,767 I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 213 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:14,768 THAT'S THE WAY IT IS AND-- 214 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:15,969 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 215 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,671 IF ALL THE PARKS ARE CLOSED, 216 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:21,942 WHY NOT JUST HAVE THE CONCERT IN THE LOT BEHIND MY HOUSE? 217 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:25,212 - ANN, YOU DEVIOUS BASTARD. 218 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,947 - * WELL, THE COW GOES MOO 219 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,582 * AND THE PIG GOES OINK 220 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,650 - WELL, I'VE SPENT THE LAST THREE HOURS 221 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:30,818 COMING UP WITH THE PLAN. 222 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,152 AND I SENT UP THE BAT SIGNAL 223 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,587 FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE PARKS DEPARTMENT 224 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:34,655 TO COME AND JOIN US. 225 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,057 I TOLD THEM TO BE HERE BY 8:00. 226 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,959 - DO YOU THINK ANYBODY'S GONNA SHOW UP? 227 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,260 - "A," YES. 228 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,695 "B," EVEN IF THEY DON'T, 229 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,863 WE'LL JUST PUT THE CONCERT ON OURSELVES. 230 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,065 BUT, "C," YES, YES--THEY'RE DEFINITELY GONNA SHOW UP. 231 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,668 ALTHOUGH, "D," MAYBE NOT. 232 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,236 - I THINK THAT YOU NEED TO PREPARE FOR 233 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,004 THE EVENTUALITY THAT NO ONE-- - [gasps] 234 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,005 - HELLO? 235 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,140 - OHH! 236 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,509 GOD BLESS YOU, JERRY GERGICH! 237 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,777 - WOW! 238 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,945 NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR THOSE WORDS FROM YOU. 239 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,847 - HEY. - APRIL'S HERE. MOVE, JERRY. 240 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,214 APRIL... 241 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,150 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA HELP. 242 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:06,554 - I STILL MIGHT NOT. - [laughs] 243 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:07,921 JERRY, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFTING HEAVY THINGS? 244 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,123 - OOH, MY DOCTOR JUST SAID I SHOULD AVOID-- 245 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,625 - BEING A WUSS? YES, I AGREE. 246 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:12,793 SO GO OUT THERE AND GET THE EQUIPMENT 247 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,095 OUT OF THE TRUCK. 248 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,565 YOU'RE HERE. ANN? 249 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,099 CAN YOU MAKE US SOME MORE PANCAKES? 250 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,968 - YES, ANN, I WANT PANCAKES. 251 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,003 - UH, OKAY. 252 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:26,574 - WITH CURRENT AND PROJECTED DEFICITS, 253 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,643 WE NEED TO CUT EXPENDITURES BY 32%. 254 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,944 - LET'S MAKE IT AN EVEN 40. 255 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,245 - OH, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 256 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,047 - [chanting] SLASH IT. SLASH IT. 257 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,248 - RON. 258 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,884 A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET FIRED. 259 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:39,219 DO YOU MIND TRYING NOT TO GLOAT? 260 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,755 - YES. I DO, FLORENCE. 261 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:42,856 I DO MIND THAT. 262 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,024 I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 263 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,059 I MADE PENNANTS. 264 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,729 I AM AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF A TASK FORCE 265 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:52,065 DEDICATED TO SLASHING THE CITY BUDGET. 266 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,835 JUST SAYING THAT GAVE ME A SEMI. 267 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,003 RIGHT OFF THE BAT, 268 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,805 WE SELL CITY HALL. 269 00:08:57,838 --> 00:09:00,173 LET SOMEBODY TURN IT INTO A LARGE GAS STATION 270 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,575 OR A TJ MAXX. 271 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,076 - RON, THAT IS A VERY CREATIVE IDEA. 272 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,078 BUT WE DON'T WANT TO SELL ANY OF OUR MAJOR ASSETS, 273 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,146 BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE OUT 274 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,715 ON ANY FUTURE REVENUE STREAMS. 275 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,916 - I HEAR THAT. 276 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:11,585 DON'T WORRY, I HAVE TONS MORE IDEAS. 277 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,653 - OKAY, UH-- 278 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,722 [gun cocks, gunshot] 279 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,591 SO SORRY. NEW RINGTONE. 280 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:18,792 DON'T CUT ANYTHING WITHOUT ME. 281 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,260 [gun cocks, gunshot] 282 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,695 LESLIE? 283 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,196 - I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE WHAT WE DO. 284 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,798 I LOVE IT ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US. 285 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,600 WE'RE GONNA PUT ON THE FREDDY SPAGHETTI CONCERT, 286 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,002 TODAY, 5:00, ON LOT 48. 287 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,170 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 288 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,872 - WATCH ME. WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, RON. 289 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,073 WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. 290 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,042 - HAMMERING AWAY. 291 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,043 [clanging] 292 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,110 - UNH. 293 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,081 - CRANK IT. HIT IT. 294 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,316 JUST NEEDS 16 MINUTES FOR PREMIUM BOUNCE. 295 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,886 OH, HEY, AFTER THIS, CAN YOU GO PICK UP FREDDY SPAGHETTI 296 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,220 IN YOUR MERCEDES? 297 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,656 WE NEED TO GIVE HIM THE STAR TREATMENT. 298 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,758 - HE'D BETTER BE SHOWERED. 299 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,794 I JUST DETAILED MY CAR AND HE IS NOTORIOUSLY FUNKY. 300 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,295 - HEY. SORRY WE'RE LATE. 301 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,697 I HAD TO WAIT ON MY GIRLFRIEND 302 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:57,698 TO FINISH EATING BREAKFAST. 303 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,999 - HI. I'M LUCY. 304 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,267 - HI. 305 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,301 - WE HAD DINNER LAST NIGHT. 306 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,837 AND...BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. 307 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,072 WHAT WERE WE DOING IN BETWEEN? 308 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,874 SEX STUFF. 309 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:07,975 - YOU GUYS KNOW TOM REALLY WELL, 310 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,010 SO I DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR HIS BEHAVIOR, RIGHT? 311 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,411 - RIGHT. 312 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,946 YEAH, AND WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE, THANKS FOR COMING. 313 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:13,781 - THANKS, IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 314 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,683 - WE'RE GONNA PUT ON A SHOW TODAY. 315 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,085 AND IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE ALL THE PROBLEMS IN OUR TOWN 316 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,052 GO AWAY. 317 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,921 BUT IT IS GONNA MAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAPPY. 318 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,889 EVERYBODY READY? 319 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,056 - YES. - YEAH. 320 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,992 - ALL RIGHT. SO-- OH, I FORGOT. 321 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,860 UM, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO GET PORTA-POTTIES 322 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:27,961 SO THE AUDIENCE ARE GONNA HAVE TO USE 323 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,296 ANN'S HOUSE FOR THE BATHROOMS. 324 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,231 - WAIT, AREN'T WE EXPECTING, LIKE, 300 PEOPLE? 325 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:34,668 - HOPEFULLY. OKAY! BACK TO WORK! 326 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,069 - THE CRAZIEST THING IS IT'S, LIKE, SUPER LOUD. 327 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,237 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 328 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,906 I WAS ON IT FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 329 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,307 I CAN'T REALLY HEAR ANYTHING. AM I TALKING LOUD RIGHT NOW? 330 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,875 - YEAH. - YEAH? 331 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,310 - AND YOU KNOW HOW TO RIDE A MOTORCYCLE? 332 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,912 - YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKE DRIVING HALF A CAR. 333 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:47,380 APRIL! HEY! EXCUSE ME. 334 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,782 I CALLED YOU A GAJILLION TIMES. 335 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,017 WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK? 336 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:50,951 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. 337 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,153 I WAS TOO BUSY NOT WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. 338 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,888 - HUH? - JERRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 339 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,890 - LESLIE ASKED ME TO POST THESE AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 340 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:57,958 - I'LL DO IT. - REALLY? WOW. 341 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,059 - YES. - THANKS. 342 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,160 - YOU WANT SOME HELP WITH THAT? 343 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,295 - SO I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND CHRIS. 344 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,731 NICE. 345 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,065 - MM, NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN THERE. 346 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,834 - WHY NOT? YOU'RE A FREE AGENT. 347 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:07,801 UNLIKE ME. 348 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,071 - WELL, I MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS SOMETIMES 349 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,472 AT THE END OF LONG RELATIONSHIPS. 350 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,174 I THINK I'M JUST GONNA COOL IT FOR A WHILE. 351 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,342 - THAT MAKES SENSE. 352 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,911 YOU DON'T NEED TO JUMP INTO ANYTHING. 353 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,813 A GIRL LIKE YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER GUY SHE WANTS. 354 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,749 - SHUT UP. - I'M SERIOUS, ANN. 355 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,784 I MIGHT JOKE AROUND ABOUT HOW NICE YOUR BOOTY IS, 356 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,118 BUT I THINK YOU'RE A REALLY NICE PERSON, 357 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:27,087 AND I THINK ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU 358 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,155 AS A GIRLFRIEND. 359 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,890 - LISTEN TO YOU. 360 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,324 I LIKE TOM WITH A GIRLFRIEND. 361 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,893 HE'S REALLY SWEET. 362 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,061 - HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE HIM? 363 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,495 BECAUSE I COULD DEFINITELY TALK TO LUCY 364 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,897 ABOUT A THREE-WAY SITUATION. 365 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,999 - UNBELIEVABLE. 366 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,968 - I'M KIDDING. 367 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,736 BUT SERIOUS AT THE SAME TIME. 368 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,872 - OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT PARKS AND REC. 369 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,473 THIS ONE'S A LITTLE COMPLICATED. 370 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,909 - I KNOW WHAT'LL LOOSEN UP OUR BRAINS. 371 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:49,977 A MASSAGE TRAIN. 372 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,745 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 373 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,814 IT'S NOT THAT I WANT A MASSAGE. I'LL BE THE CABOOSE. 374 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:57,284 AND RON SWANSON IS THE LOCOMOTIVE. 375 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,352 - AND THANKS TO RON, THE SERVICES BUDGET 376 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,320 HAS ALREADY BEEN CUT SIGNIFICANTLY. 377 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,090 SO SEEMS LIKE THE BEST OPTION IS JOB CUTS. 378 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,492 STARTING WITH LESLIE KNOPE. 379 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,994 - [chuckling] HO HO. 380 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,028 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 381 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,529 IF YOU FIRE LESLIE, 382 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,865 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GET RID OF THE DEPARTMENT. 383 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,066 - LOOK, I KNOW HOW VALUABLE SHE IS, BELIEVE ME. 384 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,068 BUT WE'VE RUN OUT OF OPTIONS. 385 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,369 - THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER OPTIONS. 386 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,973 FOR EXAMPLE, SELL THE ZOO ANIMALS. 387 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,408 - OKAY, TO WHOM? 388 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,943 - COSMETICS LABS. 389 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,377 WEIRD RESTAURANTS. 390 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,946 I'M JUST SPITBALLING HERE. 391 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,180 - OKAY, LET'S SWITCH IT UP. 392 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,381 - LOOK, SHE MAKES THE SECOND HIGHEST SALARY 393 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,382 IN THE DEPARTMENT. 394 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,851 THAT WILL GO A LONG WAY. 395 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,520 - I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S JUST NOT AN OPTION. 396 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,955 - RON. FOCUS UP, BUDDY. 397 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:35,856 - JUST GIVE ME A SEC. 398 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,090 - WILL YOU JUST STOP AND LISTEN TO ME? 399 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,358 - NO. 400 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,427 - FINE, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAYS. 401 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,163 REVERSE PSYCHIATRY. 402 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,899 - [scoffs] FINE. WHAT? 403 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,435 - I LIKE YOU. 404 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,004 IN A, YOU KNOW, 405 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,973 ROMANTICAL KIND OF WAY. 406 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:53,941 - YOU DO? 407 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,909 - YES! 408 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,946 DO YOU... 409 00:12:58,979 --> 00:12:59,947 LIKE ME? 410 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:00,948 - YES. 411 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,082 - HA! 412 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,055 SO THEN...PERHAPS 413 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,023 SHALL WE GO OUT THIS EVENING? 414 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,094 - NO. 415 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,964 - AHEM. 416 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,398 - I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER. 417 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,566 - [sighs] 418 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,168 DAMN IT. BECAUSE YOU'RE 21 419 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,335 AND I'M 29? 420 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,537 - NO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. 421 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,007 IT'S BECAUSE WHENEVER I SEE YOU TALK TO ANN 422 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,976 OR TALK ABOUT ANN, 423 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,978 I FEEL LIKE YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER. 424 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,881 - WHAT? NO, I DON'T. BUT I DON'T. 425 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,382 REALLY. I DON'T. 426 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,084 - WELL, I THINK YOU DO. 427 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,585 SO... 428 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,854 THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR ME. 429 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,127 - BECAUSE OF MY LIBERTARIAN BELIEFS, 430 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,329 LESLIE DOES 95% OF THE WORK. 431 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,999 SO YOU SHOULD LAY ME OFF. 432 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,934 I'D BE PROUD TO BE A CASUALTY 433 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,135 IN THIS RIGHTEOUS WAR. 434 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,136 - IT'S PRECISELY BECAUSE OF YOUR BELIEFS 435 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,337 THAT WE NEED TO KEEP YOU. 436 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,139 YOU WOULD MAINTAIN FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY 437 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,240 AFTER WE'RE GONE. 438 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,308 - I STRENUOUSLY OBJECT. 439 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,110 - OKAY, WELL, RON, WE'RE MOVING ON. 440 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,378 EVERY DEPARTMENT'S LOSING A LESLIE KNOPE. 441 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,980 - NO, BEN, THEY ARE NOT. 442 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,949 NO OTHER DEPARTMENT HAS ONE TO BEGIN WITH. 443 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,251 RIGHT NOW, SHE'S SINGLE-HANDEDLY 444 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,953 PUTTING UP SOME LOUSY CONCERT 445 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,055 FOR THE CITY'S KIDS. 446 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,256 - SHE'S DOING WHAT? 447 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,092 - COULD SOMEONE ELSE MASSAGE MY SHOULDERS? 448 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,293 - WOW, LOOKING GOOD. 449 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,063 - YEAH, I MEAN, I WISH WE'D BUILT ONE OF THOSE ELEVATORS 450 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,065 THAT COMES UP FROM UNDER THE STAGE. 451 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,266 - THEY'RE COMING! 452 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,268 THEY'RE COMING. 453 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,269 - OH! 454 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,270 - UHH! THEY'RE COMING. 455 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,604 - WHO, THE RUSSIANS? 456 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,006 - NO, THE STATE AUDITORS. 457 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,274 I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD THEM WHAT YOU WERE DOING 458 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,576 IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE SOME GOVERNMENT JOBS. 459 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,645 IT'S BEEN A VERY STRANGE DAY FOR ME. 460 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,247 - OKAY, EVERYBODY BE COOL. JUST BE COOL. 461 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,248 - HEY! - HEY. 462 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,315 - HEY, HEY! [laughing] HEY. 463 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,951 ALL RIGHT! EVERYBODY! 464 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,685 EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY. 465 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,254 HEY, ANN PERKINS, HI. 466 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,056 - HI. - EVERYONE... 467 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,457 YOU ARE ALL SUPER AMAZING. 468 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,026 YOU ARE WHAT MAKES PAWNEE GREAT, 469 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,528 AND I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I AM TOTALLY SUPPORTIVE 470 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,031 OF YOUR INSPIRING EFFORTS HERE TODAY! 471 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,432 [cheers and applause] - THAT, WE'LL TAKE. 472 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:03,070 - YEAH! NOW MY PARTNER BEN WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. 473 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,371 - YEAH, WE'RE SHUTTING THIS DOWN. 474 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,505 - DAMN! 475 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,940 THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWS. 476 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,608 SURELY THERE HAS TO BE A SOLUTION, BEN. 477 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,709 - NO. - BEN SAYS NO. 478 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,810 I'M SORRY, EVERYONE. 479 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,046 - CHRIS AND I USED TO SLASH BUDGETS INDIVIDUALLY. 480 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,015 UH, WHEN HE WOULD DO IT BY HIMSELF, 481 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,583 NOTHING GOT DONE. 482 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,218 AND WHEN I DID IT BY MYSELF, 483 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,354 I'D GET DEATH THREATS. 484 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,056 TOGETHER, IT SEEMS TO WORK. 485 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,325 THE CONCERT IS CANCELED, EVERYBODY. 486 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,626 - WELL, HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH, BEN. 487 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,028 IT'S NOT CANCELED. WE'RE PUTTING IT ON. 488 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,562 OKAY? BECAUSE THE STAGE IS ALREADY BUILT. 489 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,532 EVERYTHING WAS DONATED FOR FREE BY LOCAL VENDORS. 490 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,267 EVERYONE HERE BELIEVES THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING 491 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,003 IS ESSENTIAL. 492 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,105 FREDDY SPAGHETTI WILL SING. 493 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,040 - ACTUALLY, LESLIE, I JUST FOUND OUT... 494 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,276 FREDDY SPAGHETTI AIN'T COMIN'. 495 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,979 - FREDDY SPAGHETTI MAY NOT SING. 496 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:51,084 BUT SOMETHING MUCH COOLER IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 497 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,020 I THINK. ANN. 498 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,524 - OKAY. 499 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,691 - GOOD JOB. 500 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,628 YOU SHOULD HYDRATE. 501 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,729 - WHEN WE CANCELED ON HIM, 502 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,031 HE TOOK ANOTHER GIG IN EAGLETON. 503 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,033 [all groan] - AT A LIBRARY. 504 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,267 [all gasp] - OHH! 505 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,768 THAT'S LITERALLY THE WORST PLACE I COULD IMAGINE. 506 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,737 - OKAY, GUYS, WE'RE NOT GIVING UP ON THIS. 507 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,539 HE'S NOT THE ONLY MUSICIAN IN TOWN. 508 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,141 ANDY. 509 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,375 - [sighs] I DON'T KNOW, LESLIE. 510 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,243 I DON'T REALLY FEEL LIKE PLAYING RIGHT NOW. 511 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,644 - ANDY, PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 512 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,645 - I DON'T EVEN HAVE CHILDREN'S SONGS. 513 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,114 MY LAST SONG I WROTE WAS CALLED SEX HAIR. 514 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:24,784 - WELL, JUST TAKE THE WORD SEX AND CHANGE IT TO PICKLE. 515 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:25,685 - PICKLE? 516 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,555 * YOU'VE GOT PICKLE HAIR, BABY-HEY * 517 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,523 * AND YOU GOT IT FROM ME 518 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,692 - STILL SOUNDS LIKE IT'S ABOUT SEX. 519 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,094 - I'M IN. I GOTTA GRAB MY GUITAR FROM MY HOUSE. 520 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,462 I'LL BE BACK SHORTLY. YEAH! 521 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,697 - SEE, GUYS? WE HAVE A SOLUTION. 522 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,799 AND THE GOOD NEWS IS, THERE'S ALWAYS A SOLUTION 523 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,169 IF YOUR MOTIVES ARE PURE AND YOUR CAUSE IS JUST. 524 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,737 [horn honks] THERE'S NOTHING... 525 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,540 - OW, MY ARM! 526 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,811 - YOU HAVE TWO BROKEN BONES IN YOUR RIGHT ARM, 527 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,280 AND FOUR IN YOUR HAND. 528 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,348 - THAT'S THE SIDE THAT HURTS. 529 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,683 - HOW SOON UNTIL HE'S BETTER? 530 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:57,684 - WE'LL SET THE FRACTURES. 531 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,120 I'D LIKE TO KEEP HIM OVERNIGHT FOR OBSERVATION. 532 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,454 - UH, IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU CAN FIX ME 533 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,655 IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES? 534 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,656 - SURE. 535 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,725 I'LL JUST ADVANCE MEDICAL SCIENCE 30 YEARS. 536 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,294 - GREAT. 537 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,628 - CAN MOUSE RAT PLAY WITHOUT YOU? 538 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,164 - THEY TRIED ONCE. THEY'RE CALLED RAT MOUSE. 539 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,499 AND THEY'RE AWFUL. 540 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,435 BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO FIND SOMEBODY. 541 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,603 THERE'S AN OLD SAYING IN SHOW BUSINESS: 542 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,105 THE SHOW MUST GO WRONG. 543 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,140 EVERYTHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG, 544 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,808 AND YOU JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. 545 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,476 - [sighs] 546 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,147 [indistinct chatter] 547 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,717 - HELLO, PAWNEE. 548 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,653 I'M...RENATA RICOTTA. 549 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:37,157 FREDDY SPAGHETTI COULDN'T MAKE IT TODAY. 550 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,159 HE BUMPED HIS NOODLE. 551 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,661 [laughter] 552 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,630 THERE WAS SAUCE EVERYWHERE. 553 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,765 IT WAS JUST STREAMING OUT OF HIS FACE. 554 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,435 IT WAS REALLY SCARY. 555 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,403 ALL RIGHT. 556 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,671 * IF... 557 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,706 * YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT * 558 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,408 * CLAP YOUR HANDS 559 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,779 * IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT * 560 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,714 - * CLAP YOUR HANDS 561 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,316 HA HA HA HA! [cheers and applause] 562 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,419 HEY, KIDS, IT'S ME, FREDDY SPAGHETTI! 563 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,787 [cheers and applause] 564 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,889 - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING IN EAGLETON. 565 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,624 - [softly] ALL I KNOW IS THIS GUY SHOWED UP, 566 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,660 MADE ME A MUCH BETTER OFFER. 567 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,728 I AM ALL ABOUT THE MONEY, BABY. 568 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,365 * SHE COOKED AN 569 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,899 * ITSY-BITSY, TEENY-WEENY 570 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,534 * YELLOW POLKA DOT 571 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,602 all: * LINGUINI 572 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,638 - * THAT SHE MADE FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT DAY * 573 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,240 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 574 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,741 - RON CORLEONE. 575 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,911 - THIS REALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IS MY GIRLFRIEND, LUCY. 576 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,246 - HELLO, LUCY. 577 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,681 - HI. - WHOA. 578 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,782 IMPRESSIVE HANDSHAKE. 579 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,716 - THANKS. 580 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,251 MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT A LIMP HANDSHAKE 581 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:39,852 WAS FOR WEAK MEN AND COMMUNISTS. 582 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,188 HE HATED BOTH. 583 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,622 - WELL DONE, TOMMY. 584 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,791 - IS THAT BACON ON YOUR TURKEY LEG? 585 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,160 - THEY CALL IT A SWANSON. 586 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,698 - WOW. 587 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,733 - FREDDY SPAGHETTI! 588 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,702 - THAT GUY RULES. 589 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,837 - I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE. 590 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,639 EVERY COLOR OF JELL-O. 591 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,174 - OH HO HA HO HO! 592 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,676 THE JELL-O RAINBOW. 593 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,478 THANK YOU. 594 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,281 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? - OH, OKAY. 595 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,851 WELL, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE JUST ALREADY HAVING A BAD DAY, 596 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,553 AND THEN YOU BREAK ALL THE BONES IN YOUR ARM 597 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,621 BECAUSE YOU CRASH YOUR MOTORCYCLE? 598 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,725 - DUDE, THAT'S WHAT MY WHOLE WEEK HAS BEEN LIKE. 599 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,694 MY LIFE IS A MOTORCYCLE CRASH RIGHT NOW. 600 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,430 - OH, NO. 601 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,598 - OH, INJURED ANDY. 602 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,700 IT'S KIND OF LIKE OLD TIMES, HUH? 603 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,402 - [chuckles] YEAH. 604 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:30,770 - I ALMOST EXPECT YOU TO CALL ME A-CAKES. 605 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,405 [both laugh] 606 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,541 - "A-CAKES." 607 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,410 - WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY. 608 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,779 - YEAH. 609 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,986 - OH, MY GOD, I'M... 610 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,355 - OHH. 611 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,789 - I'M SO SORRY. - OHH! 612 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:50,790 - I SHOULD NOT-- 613 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,759 I--I'M SORRY. 614 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,561 THAT WAS...NOT... 615 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,666 [up-tempo guitar] 616 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,700 - * SPAGHETTI 617 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,369 all: SPAGHETTI! 618 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,370 - * FUSILLI 619 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,571 all: FUSILLI! 620 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,805 - * EGG NOODLES 621 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:06,839 all: EGG NOODLES! 622 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,341 - WHY DID YOU DO THIS? 623 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,009 - WELL, I'M NOT A MONSTER. 624 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,744 I WANT THE KIDS TO HAVE THEIR CONCERT. 625 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,713 - AH, MEAN BEN HAS A SOFT SPOT. 626 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:14,814 - IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS CALL ME? 627 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,883 "MEAN BEN"? - NO, NO, NO. 628 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,887 - LOOK, THIS IS REALLY GREAT TODAY. 629 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,589 BUT... 630 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,357 THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF PAIN AHEAD, LESLIE. 631 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,393 WE HAVE TO CUT 32% OF THE-- 632 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,861 - CAN YOU JUST STOP IT? OKAY? 633 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,897 JUST FOR ONE MOMENT, ENJOY THE FACT 634 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,999 THAT YOU PROVIDED A SERVICE FOR PEOPLE, 635 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,634 NOT A CUT. 636 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,269 A SERVICE. 637 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,405 AND THEY LOVE IT. 638 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,672 - BIGGEST SERVICE 639 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,809 WAS GETTING YOU TO STOP SINGING. 640 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:43,976 - * FETTUCCINE 641 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,613 all: * FETTUCCINE 642 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,947 - HEY. 643 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,650 YOU WANNA GO TO ANN'S HOUSE? 644 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,587 - SERIOUSLY? - YEAH. 645 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,356 - MOVE! 646 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,757 - 'SCUSE ME. 647 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,727 - HEY. - APRIL. 648 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,662 - I JUST HEARD. 649 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,896 ARE YOU OKAY? 650 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,733 - YEAH. - OH, MY GOD. 651 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,569 LISTEN, WHAT I SAID THIS AFTERNOON WAS... 652 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,770 STUPID. 653 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:11,938 OKAY? 654 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,673 I TOTALLY WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU. 655 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,775 - GOOD. 656 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,744 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU. 657 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,752 - [giggles] 658 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:31,724 - AH. 659 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:32,725 - THAT WAS NICE. 660 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,694 - THAT--YEAH. 661 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,095 [both chuckle] 662 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:37,730 HERE'S JUST ONE THING, REAL QUICK. 663 00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,065 I WANT TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU, 664 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,700 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU SO MUCH. 665 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,034 BUT, LIKE, TWO MINUTES AGO, 666 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,471 ME AND ANN DID KISS. 667 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,339 - WHAT? - BUT HERE'S-- 668 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,575 NO, NO, NO. UH, IT WAS CRAZY. 669 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,009 SHE KISSED ME. 670 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,544 - OKAY, BYE. - WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 671 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,979 - BYE. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. HEY. 672 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,548 APRIL. APRIL! - BYE. 673 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,788 - DUDE, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT KISSING ME. 674 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,122 - * MEOW, MEOW, MEOW 675 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,693 - [whistles If You're Happy And You Know It] 676 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:07,994 ANN PERKINS. 677 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:11,431 CHRIS TRAEGER. 678 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,065 TOM HAVERFORD. WHO'S YOUR FRIEND? 679 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,701 - AAH! WHAT THE HELL? - GET OUT OF HERE, DUDE! 680 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,769 - YOU GOT IT, TOM. 681 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:18,805 [resumes whistling] 682 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,673 - AND WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SONG, CHELSEA? 683 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:21,741 - PENNE AND THE JETS. 684 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:22,975 - ME TOO! 685 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,544 - THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH. 686 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,647 WITH ALL THE PARKS CLOSED, WE'VE BEEN GOING CRAZY. 687 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,648 - OH, IT'S OUR PLEASURE. 688 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,617 - COME ON. 689 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,753 - YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST, MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE, 690 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,754 AND THE MOST IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT 691 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,122 IN THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD. 692 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,791 - SUCK IT, PARIS, FRANCE. 693 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:42,429 - WELL, I WOULD SAY SEE YOU TOMORROW, BUT... 694 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,531 - GREAT JOB. - GOOD WORK, LESLIE. 695 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,998 - BYE. - BYE, LESLIE. 696 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,435 - SEE YOU SOON, I HOPE. 697 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:03,082 - I LIKED THIS A LOT BETTER WHEN IT WAS A PIT. 698 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,484 - [chuckles] 699 00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,686 - IS THAT WEIRD? 700 00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:10,757 - I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU MARK BRENDANA-QUITS. 701 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,825 - DON'T EVER APOLOGIZE TO ME. 702 00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,160 - [grunts] - I'M SERIOUS. 703 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,429 IF--IF EVERYONE IN GOVERNMENT WERE LIKE YOU, 704 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,064 THEN I WOULD PROBABLY STILL WORK THERE. 705 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,533 - I GOT YOU A GOING AWAY PRESENT. 706 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,769 - YOU DID? - MM-HMM. 707 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:23,936 - HERE. 708 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,705 RED TAPE. - [laughing] 709 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,139 - SO YOU'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS. 710 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:28,875 - THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU. - YEAH. 711 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,877 - WELL, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO. 712 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,445 - YOU DO? 713 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:34,681 - I, UM... 714 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,848 SORT OF THREW TOGETHER 715 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:39,786 SOME PLANS FOR A FUTURE PARK. 716 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,821 I COULDN'T FIT EVERYTHING IN THAT YOU WANTED, 717 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,490 LIKE THE ROLLER COASTER OR THE SHARK TANK, 718 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:46,092 BUT I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GOOD START. 719 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,928 - THANK YOU. 720 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,930 - YOU'RE REALLY WELCOME. 721 00:23:52,231 --> 00:23:56,469 - BUT, YOU KNOW, PAWNEE'S BANKRUPT. 722 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:59,739 I DOUBT I'LL GET TO BUILD A PARK ANYTIME SOON. 723 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,642 - I WOULDN'T BET AGAINST YOU. 724 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:09,181 SEE YOU AROUND. - MM-HMM. 725 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,787 Captioning by Brian at CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 726 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:20,693 - MORNING. 727 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,795 - HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 728 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,997 - RON MADE ME THE OFFICIAL PARKS AND REC REPRESENTATIVE 729 00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,866 FOR THE BUDGET DISCUSSIONS. 730 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:29,101 - THAT'S ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE-- - ESSENTIAL PERSONNEL? 731 00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,737 - YEAH. - YEAH. 732 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:34,140 SO SHALL WE GET STARTED? I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS. 733 00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:38,878 - IS THIS AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF JAMIE FOXX? 734 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:41,080 - OH, THERE IT IS. THANK GOD. 735 00:24:41,113 --> 00:24:43,583 - SO HOW LONG IS THIS SHUTDOWN GONNA LAST? 736 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:44,684 - NO IDEA. 737 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,252 I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A TEMP JOB. 738 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:47,987 OR MAYBE I SHOULD START WORKING ON MY COLOGNE LINE. 739 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,922 - [whistling] 740 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:52,625 - UH-OH. CHECK IT OUT. 741 00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:54,927 WHENEVER RON HAS SEX, THE NEXT MORNING, 742 00:24:54,961 --> 00:24:58,731 HE COMES IN DRESSED LIKE TIGER WOODS. 743 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,232 - YOU ALL SET? 744 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,233 - OH, GOD. 745 00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,069 - WHAT? WHO IS THAT? 746 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:04,236 - [sighs] 747 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,873 THAT IS MY EX-WIFE.