1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,672 - POTENTIAL PROBLEM. 2 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:06,274 THE PREVIOUS OWNER OF LOT 48, 3 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:07,608 NORQUIST PROPERTIES, 4 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:09,177 IS CLAIMING THE GOVERNMENT SCREWED THEM 5 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,579 BY ILLEGALLY SEIZING THE LAND. 6 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,447 - WELL, I KNOW ABOUT THIS ISSUE. 7 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:15,249 I CALLED THE CITY ATTORNEY LIKE 50 TIMES. 8 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:16,517 HE DIDN'T CALL ME BACK. 9 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:17,718 - OH, DO YOU NEED A LAWYER? 10 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:18,786 BECAUSE MY FRIEND JUSTIN'S A LAWYER. 11 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:19,787 I'M SURE HE COULD HELP. 12 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:20,788 - OH, THAT'D BE TERRIFIC. 13 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:21,789 - YEAH, I'LL CALL HIM. 14 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,591 JUSTIN'S THE GREATEST GUY EVER. 15 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:26,227 - [chuckling] THE GREATEST GUY EVER? 16 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:29,063 - BUT DOES HE DRESS... THIS WELL? 17 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,164 BROOKS BROTHERS. 18 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:32,366 BOUGHT IT RIGHT OFF THE MANNEQUIN. 19 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:36,804 - RON SWANSON? 20 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,106 - THAT'S ME. 21 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,407 - MY NAME IS GEORGE MACFAYDEN. 22 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,742 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF SNOW 23 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,444 IN THE PARKS. 24 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:46,280 - I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OF VISITORS RECENTLY, 25 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:50,751 THANKS TO A STUPID, WORTHLESS, NEW PUSH 26 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:53,421 TO MAKE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS MORE ACCESSIBLE 27 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,156 TO THE PUBLIC. 28 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:58,326 - THERE IS A DISTURBING LACK OF BENCHES IN RAMSETT PARK! 29 00:00:58,359 --> 00:00:59,660 I WANT TO SIT MORE! 30 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:03,164 - AND ANOTHER THING I LIKE 31 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:07,201 IS THE LAYOUT OF THE HIKING TRAILS. 32 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,370 - I MADE THIS IN ONE OF YOUR POTTERY CLASSES. 33 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,639 IT'S TERRIBLE! 34 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,707 - THIS IS MY HELL. 35 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,710 [triumphant music] 36 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:24,752 * 37 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:44,905 - HEY. 38 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,440 - HEY! 39 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,608 - ALL RIGHT, SO TOM, 40 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,477 HERE'S YOUR CHICKEN CAESAR SALAD, 41 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:52,613 NO DRESSING, NO CHEESE, NO CROUTONS, NO TASTE. 42 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,748 - AND NO CARBS. 43 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:57,151 - AND FOR YOU, MADAME, 44 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,153 THE LESLIE KNOPE. - THANK YOU. 45 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,222 - I CANNOT BELIEVE THE CAFETERIA NAMED A SANDWICH AFTER YOU. 46 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,623 THAT IS SO COOL. - ISN'T IT? 47 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,292 SALAMI ON PUMPERNICKEL 48 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:07,628 WITH OLIVE JUICE AND EXTRA ICEBERG. 49 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,663 IT WAS THE ONLY SANDWICH ON THE BOARD THAT WASN'T NAMED. 50 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,665 I JUST WISH I LIKED IT. 51 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,302 - SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THE WHOLE DAVE SITUATION? 52 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,769 - OH, I REALLY MISS HIM. 53 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:18,506 YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THE MEMORIES. 54 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:19,740 - AWW, THAT'S A SWEET PICTURE. 55 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:20,841 - I KNOW, ISN'T IT? 56 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,643 I ASKED THE POLICE DEPARTMENT IF I COULD HAVE IT, 57 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,478 AND THEY SAID NO, SO I STOLE IT. 58 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:27,248 - I HAVE AN IDEA. WHY DON'T YOU LET ME SET YOU UP? 59 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,250 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT FEELS A LITTLE TOO SOON. 60 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:31,619 - I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER SOMEONE, 61 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,654 JUST GET BACK ON THAT HORSE. 62 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,656 - YEAH, MAYBE. 63 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,758 - I FEEL SORRY FOR LESLIE. 64 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,527 IT'S REALLY HARD TO END A RELATIONSHIP 65 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,694 BECAUSE OF DISTANCE. 66 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,764 ALTHOUGH THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHY I BROKE UP WITH ANDY. 67 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:46,234 HE LIVED WAY TOO CLOSE TO ME. 68 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:49,237 - WOW, 12:15. YOU'RE EARLY TODAY. 69 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,772 - APRIL, THERE'S NO PAPER IN THE PRINTER. 70 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,341 - SO? 71 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:55,476 - SO THAT'S THE ONE THING YOU DO. 72 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,777 - [sighs] 73 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,653 - ATTENTION. 74 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,588 APRIL, STOP DOING THAT. 75 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,890 - JERRY TOLD ME TO, SO IT'S SUPER CRUCIAL. 76 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,091 - MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT, 77 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:14,695 AND MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN WORLD 78 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,530 IS FINDING ME AN ASSISTANT. 79 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:18,632 - YOU GET AN ASSISTANT NOW? 80 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,733 - YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO HAVE ONE, 81 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,669 BUT I'VE TURNED IT DOWN CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MONEY. 82 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,404 IN THE EIGHT YEARS I'VE BEEN AT THE JOB, 83 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,772 I'VE SAVED THE TAXPAYERS OF THIS CITY 84 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,940 MORE THAN 150 GRAND. 85 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:29,777 BUT NOW, I NEED THE TAXPAYERS' MONEY 86 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,712 TO SAVE ME FROM THE TAXPAYERS. 87 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:36,717 POST THIS AT YOUR COLLEGE. 88 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,353 - THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AD FOR NOTHING. 89 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,021 - PLEASE BE CAREFUL WITH IT. 90 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,723 IT'S MY ONLY COPY. 91 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,824 [knock on door] 92 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,693 - LESLIE. 93 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,027 ANN'S FRIEND, JUSTIN. 94 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,762 - OH, HEY, YEAH. OF COURSE. HI. 95 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,030 THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING IN. 96 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,299 - MY PLEASURE. NOT A PROBLEM. 97 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,301 - HAVE A SEAT. - I SHOULD WARN YOU, 98 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,935 LAND SEIZURE ISN'T REALLY MY SPECIALTY, 99 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,437 BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK. 100 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,671 ANY FRIEND OF ANN'S... - IS A FRIEND OF MINE. 101 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:58,906 THAT'S MY MOTTO TOO. 102 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,308 - HMM. [both chuckle] 103 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,376 - SO, UM, WHAT IS YOUR SPECIALTY? 104 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:03,777 IS IT LOCKING UP THE BAD GUYS, 105 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,780 OR KEEPING THEM ON THE STREETS? - UM, NEITHER. 106 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,649 IT'S CIVIL LITIGATION, MOSTLY. - THAT'S INTERESTING. 107 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,684 - CAN BE...I'VE GOT THIS CRAZY CASE RIGHT NOW. 108 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:13,754 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS PRODUCT, FIRE IN A CAN? 109 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:14,922 - OH, I LOVE THOSE COMMERCIALS! 110 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,590 * IF YOU WANNA START A FIRE 111 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,725 * BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT FAST, THEN-- * 112 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:18,959 - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T BUY IT. 113 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,362 IT WILL LITERALLY BURN YOUR HAND CLEAN OFF. 114 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,963 - OH, WOW. - MM-HMM. 115 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:26,667 IT IS AN AEROSOL CAN WITH AN IGNITER AND A TRIGGER. 116 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,802 IT'S ESSENTIALLY A BLOW TORCH. 117 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,704 AND, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT, 118 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,807 IT WAS INVENTED TO WARM UP BABY BOTTLES. 119 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,776 - THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE, TOM HAVERFORD. 120 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,711 - TOM, JUSTIN. - HOW ARE YOU? 121 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,780 YOU ARE WEARING THE HELL OUT OF THAT SUIT, SIR. 122 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,415 BANANA TWO-BUTTON. 123 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,416 - OKAY, LET'S GO INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 124 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,250 I GOT EVERYTHING LAID OUT. 125 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,785 - WE SHOULD TALK LATER. - TOM, STOP. 126 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,754 - YOU ARE VERY ORGANIZED, LESLIE. 127 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,356 - YEAH, I AM. 128 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,657 THANK YOU. 129 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,559 - I LOVE WHAT YOU DO. YOU GOT THE COOLEST JOB. 130 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,561 LET ME GUESS. THIS IS OUR PARK. 131 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,028 I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. 132 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,597 - OH, OKAY. 133 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,466 WELL, THESE GREEN THINGS REPRESENT TREES. 134 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,734 - I COME IN, LIKE, TWO HOURS LATE 135 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:02,703 BECAUSE I HAD TO FINISH WATCHING SWIMFAN 136 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,372 BECAUSE IT WAS...ON. 137 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,474 AND EVERYONE, LIKE, JUMPED DOWN MY THROAT. 138 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,741 - OH, MAN. 139 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,410 - CAN'T WAIT TILL MY INTERNSHIP IS OVER, 140 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,811 SO I CAN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 141 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,847 - WELL, YOU'RE ALL SET. 142 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,983 FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE. 143 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,719 - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SELL YOUR BAND'S CDs HERE? 144 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,621 - THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA. 145 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,823 I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT. 146 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,725 I HAVE BEEN WRITING A LOT OF SONGS 147 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,760 ABOUT SHINING SHOES LATELY. 148 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,430 I TEND TO WRITE ABOUT WHAT I'M DOING. 149 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,532 * TALKIN' 'BOUT 150 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:35,503 * WRITIN' ABOUT WHAT I'M DOIN' * 151 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,706 * NOW I'M SINGIN' ABOUT TALKIN' ABOUT * 152 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:42,009 * WRITIN' ABOUT WHAT I'M DOIN' * 153 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,544 - OF COURSE I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A CLOSER LOOK 154 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,812 AT THESE THINGS, BUT MY GUT'S TELLING ME 155 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,079 THIS IS NOT GONNA BE A BIG DEAL. 156 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,081 YOU KNOW, COMPANIES MAKE BOGUS CLAIMS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. 157 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,650 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE JUST FINE. 158 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,719 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BUSY. 159 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:52,653 - PLEASE, IT'S MY PLEASURE. 160 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,689 LEAST THIS STUFF IS INTERESTING, YOU KNOW. 161 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,824 YOU KNOW, IT ACTUALLY REMINDS ME-- 162 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:00,160 TWO YEARS AGO I WAS IN BORNEO, OFFICIATING A WEDDING, 163 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,730 AND THIS ENORMOUS MEDICINE MAN SHOWED UP, 164 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,865 AND HE WAS THERE TO BASICALLY TELL-- 165 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,534 - JUSTIN! - HEY, KIDDO. 166 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,968 - HEY. - HOW YOU DOIN'? 167 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,837 - I'M GOOD. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER. 168 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,071 - I KNOW, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 169 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,440 - YOU TOO. DO YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME DINNER? 170 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,774 - UH, I WOULD LOVE TO. 171 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,709 I CANNOT. I AM SWAMPED. 172 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:16,777 - YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY. 173 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,479 - YEAH. NEXT WEEK, I PROMISE. 174 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,880 - OKAY. - HEY, I'M MARK. 175 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,650 - OH! SORRY. JUSTIN, THIS IS MARK. 176 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:24,685 THIS IS THE CITY PLANNER. - OH, MY GOD. 177 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,819 IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 178 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,655 - UH, PLEASURE. - PLEASURE. 179 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:30,991 ANYWAY, LESLIE, I HAVE TO GO. 180 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,793 IT HAS BEEN A SUPER PLEASURE MEETING YOU. 181 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,127 I AM GONNA GET INTO THIS OVER THE WEEKEND, 182 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,530 AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU ON MONDAY ABOUT IT. 183 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:37,798 - OKAY, GREAT. - ALL RIGHT. 184 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,199 - SEE YOU, JUSTIN. - HEY, TOM, GOOD SEEING YOU. 185 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,834 - I'VE BEEN THINKING. 186 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,737 IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE DAVE LEFT. 187 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,739 AND I THINK I MIGHT BE READY TO START DATING AGAIN. 188 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:46,740 - THAT'S GREAT! 189 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,076 - YOU KNOW, I WAS ONLY WITH MARK FOR ONE NIGHT, 190 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:52,613 AND THEN I WAS HUNG UP ON HIM FOR SIX YEARS. 191 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,082 I DATED DAVE FOR THREE MONTHS. 192 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,017 SO IF I CONTINUE THAT PATTERN, 193 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,754 I WON'T BE OVER HIM FOR... 194 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,956 500 YEARS. 195 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,558 - WHAT IS YOUR IDEAL MAN? 196 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,694 - HE HAS THE BRAINS OF GEORGE CLOONEY 197 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,496 IN THE BODY OF JOE BIDEN. 198 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,163 - INTERESTING. 199 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,566 THAT'S A HIGH, WEIRD BAR. 200 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,967 OKAY, JUST OFF THE BAT, 201 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,870 THERE IS A COUPLE OF DOCTORS I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE. 202 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,573 - ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING, WHAT ABOUT JUSTIN? 203 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,976 MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE KIND OF HIT IT OFF IN THERE. 204 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,812 - NO, I DON'T-- 205 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,914 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF THAT WOULD BE THE RIGHT-- 206 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,248 - NO? - NO. 207 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,650 - WHY, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM? 208 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:30,818 - NO, NO, HE'S GREAT. 209 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,653 HE'S REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GREAT. 210 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,187 AND YOU'RE SO GREAT, OBVIOUSLY. 211 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,557 I JUST-- I DON'T KNOW. 212 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:38,526 IT'S HARD--I CAN'T-- I CAN'T-- 213 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,160 - WHAT IS IT THOUGH? - I DON'T KNOW. 214 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,662 IT'S JUST I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE-- 215 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,163 - I THINK IT WOULD. NO? 216 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,665 - NO, I REALLY DON'T. I'M SORRY, I DON'T-- 217 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:45,699 - DON'T BE SORRY. 218 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,668 I MEAN, IF YOU THINK IT WASN'T GONNA WORK OR-- 219 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:48,902 - BUT I WILL FIND YOU SOMEONE. I PROMISE. 220 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,003 AND HE'LL BE AWESOME. 221 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,004 I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT NOW. 222 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,506 - GOOD, GREAT. YES! 223 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,107 GO, ANN, GO! OH, JUST ONE RULE. 224 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,809 I DON'T WANT TO DATE A TWIN. 225 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:58,512 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRICKED BEFORE. 226 00:07:58,546 --> 00:07:59,880 - OKAY. 227 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:03,150 - YES, I UNDERSTAND YOUR COMPLAINT. 228 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,952 I HAVE TO GO NOW. 229 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,287 PLEASE. THANK YOU. 230 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,256 - RON SOLO. - HELLO, TOM. 231 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:13,527 [phone rings] 232 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:16,930 [ringing stops] 233 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,231 - OKAY. 234 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,200 I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR ASSISTANT SEARCH. 235 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,669 - WHY? 236 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,836 - 'CAUSE I WAN TO DO MY BOY RON A SOLID. 237 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,004 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, 238 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:26,707 AND I WILL FIND YOU A RELIABLE PERSON. 239 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,041 - OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD. 240 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,210 [cell phone rings] 241 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,082 [ringing stops] 242 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,322 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WAS A MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC 243 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,456 AND NOT JUST A FRIEND? 244 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:47,761 - MY FRIENDS KNOW THAT I HAVE A STRICT NO-CALL POLICY. 245 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:51,231 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND FIND ME AN ASSISTANT. 246 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,633 - I LEFT YOU THREE MESSAGES. DID YOU GET THEM? 247 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,767 - NO, I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND ALL DAY. 248 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:54,802 WHAT'S UP? 249 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,870 - I FOUND THE PERFECT GUY TO SET YOU UP WITH. 250 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,706 BUT HE'S GOING OUT OF TOWN, SO HE CAN ONLY DO TONIGHT. 251 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:01,208 SO I CAME OVER HERE RIGHT AFTER WORK. 252 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,743 - IS THAT HIS BLOOD? - WHAT? 253 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,878 OH, DAMN. NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK. 254 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,880 - WHO IS HE? - HIS NAME IS CHRIS, 255 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,148 AND HE'S AN MRI TECHNICIAN. 256 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,217 AND HE'S REALLY CUTE AND HE'S VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT HIS JOB. 257 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,886 AND I TOLD HIM ALL ABOUT YOU AND HE'S REALLY INTERESTED. 258 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,823 SO DINNER TONIGHT, AND HERE'S THE INFO. 259 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:17,725 - THANKS. WAIT! 260 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,059 HOW IS HE GONNA KNOW IT'S ME? 261 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,994 I'LL WEAR A RED ROSE IN MY HAIR. 262 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,730 NO, I'LL WEAR A GIANT, RED HAT. 263 00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:23,964 NO, I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE. WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? 264 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,198 IT'S GOTTA BE RED. 265 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,934 - I WILL JUST TELL HIM WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. 266 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:28,035 - GOOD CALL. 267 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,102 [light piano music] 268 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,671 - HI, I'M LESLIE. 269 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:31,705 ARE YOU CHRIS? - YEAH. 270 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:34,842 - SORRY I'M LATE. - OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 271 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,177 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 272 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,211 - OH, HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR COAT. 273 00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:40,047 - OH, THANKS. - SURE. 274 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,716 - [whispering] WELL DONE, ANN. 275 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,584 - I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT. - WHAT? 276 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,222 - WELL, I WENT TO WISCONSIN FOR BOTH UNDERGRAD 277 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,691 AND GRAD SCHOOL. 278 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:53,193 GO, BADGERS. - BOO. INDIANA HOOSIERS. 279 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,162 - NO, BADGERS. 280 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,764 - OH. 281 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:57,998 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 282 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,268 I'M JUST GLAD THAT WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN. 283 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,970 - ANN KEPT GOING ON ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE, 284 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,372 AND I JUST HAD TO SEE FOR MYSELF. 285 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,040 - WELL, SHE'S MY NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND. 286 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,676 - KIND OF WISH SHE'D TOLD ME THAT YOU WENT TO INDIANA, 287 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,043 BUT WHATEVER. 288 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,079 SO YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF AMUSEMENT PARKS, RIGHT? 289 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,681 GOD, THAT'S EXCITING. 290 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,749 - ACTUALLY, IT'S REGULAR PARKS. 291 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,250 LIKE SWINGS AND SLIDES AND STUFF. 292 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,919 - STRIKE TWO. 293 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,089 - YOU KNOW, ISN'T IT FUNNY 294 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,424 HOW THESE SETUPS ARE ALWAYS JUST SO AWKWARD? 295 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,259 - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 296 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,161 - UH... 297 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,297 I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW. 298 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,933 THEY'RE NOT. FORGET IT. 299 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,669 - GOD, WAY TO GO, CHRIS. 300 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,805 DID I JUST MAKE IT AWKWARD? 301 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:41,208 - NO, NO, YOU DIDN'T. 302 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,678 WELL, YEAH, YOU KINDA DID. 303 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,213 - [chuckles] 304 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,115 - LET'S JUST START FROM THE BEGINNING, I GUESS. 305 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,817 - HEY, WATCH THIS. 306 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,119 I WILL NOW EXTINGUISH THIS CANDLE 307 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,286 WITH MY BARE HANDS. 308 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,690 - OKAY. 309 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:59,259 - GAH, [bleep]! UHH! 310 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,261 THAT REALLY HURTS. - ARE YOU OKAY? 311 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,964 - OH, GOD, IT LOOKED SO MUCH EASIER ON THE INTERNET. 312 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,033 GOD, I GOTTA BORROW SOME OF YOUR ICE. 313 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,935 [exhales] 314 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,407 OH, NO, THANKS, I'M NOT THIRSTY. 315 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:17,945 - WHAT, THE GERMAN? 316 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:20,480 [laughing] OH, MY GOD. 317 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,750 ALL RIGHT, LATER. 318 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,752 - WHO WAS THAT, JUSTIN? 319 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,386 - YEAH. WE'RE HAVING LUNCH TOMORROW. 320 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,889 - OH, GET OUT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM? 321 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,924 - OH, FOREVER. 322 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,259 HE PRACTICALLY SAVED MY LIFE. 323 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,862 HE WAS, LIKE, THE ONLY COOL DUDE AT MY HIGH SCHOOL. 324 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,129 - AWESOME. 325 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,765 DID YOU GUYS EVER DATE? 326 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,266 - NO, WE NEVER DID. 327 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,768 HE'S JUST LIKE... 328 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:44,404 A REALLY AMAZING PERSON. 329 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,439 LET'S DO THIS! MARLEY & ME. 330 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,041 PUPPIES! PUPPIES, PUPPIES. 331 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,276 - [laughing] I KNOW. 332 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,913 LET'S...WATCH MARLEY & ME. 333 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,851 - BRIAN. 334 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:58,952 HERE'S THE DEAL, BRI-GUY. 335 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,754 TECHNICALLY, YOU'D BE ASSISTING RON. 336 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:03,323 BUT RON REALLY DOESN'T DO MUCH GOVERNMENT WORK, 337 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,759 SO YOU'D REALLY BE WORKING FOR ME. 338 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:08,161 I SEE YOUR RESUME HERE. EDUCATION, EXCELLENT. 339 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,930 AWESOME PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE, 340 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,900 BUT I DON'T CARE. 341 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,436 I'M INTERESTED IN REAL WORLD EXPERTISE. 342 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,339 I GOT A NIGHTCLUB OPENING TO GO TO. 343 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,241 WHICH TIE DO I WEAR? 344 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,876 - I LIKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT. 345 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,012 - THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION. 346 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,847 THE ANSWER IS THIS ONE. 347 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,915 - DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT ONE EXISTED. 348 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,884 - I HAD HIGH HOPES WHEN I SAW YOUR PLUM V-NECK. 349 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,886 BUT THOSE HOPES HAVE BEEN DASHED. 350 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,254 YOU CAN LEAVE. 351 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,856 - DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MOVIE, THE MATRIX? 352 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,825 - YEAH. 353 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,793 - 99% REAL. 354 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,428 - SO DO YOU ENJOY IT, 355 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,163 BEING AN MRI TECHNICIAN? 356 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,832 - GREAT QUESTION. 357 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,566 SOMEONE STEPS INTO THE ROOM. 358 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,803 IMAGINE A MOTHER OF THREE. MAYBE SHE'S A TEACHER. 359 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,873 SHE KNOWS SOMETHING'S WRONG, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 360 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,274 SHE'S SCARED. 361 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,844 IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 362 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,845 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? 363 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,979 - I DON'T KNOW. 364 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,315 BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING AN MRI TECHNICIAN IS... 365 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,818 I CAN SEE INSIDE EVERYTHING. 366 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,453 SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE? 367 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,823 IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO LOOK INSIDE HIS HEAD. 368 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,258 - WOW. - I KNOW. 369 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,227 I MEAN, YOU COULD JUST LOOK INSIDE THE STEAK 370 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,996 OR YOU COULD LOOK INSIDE THIS BUTTER 371 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,831 OR THESE POTATOES OR THIS CANDLE 372 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,599 OR THIS BEER OR THIS FLOWER 373 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,068 OR THIS BREAD. 374 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,503 YOU CAN LOOK INSIDE ANYTHING. 375 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,005 - WELL, IF YOU LOOK INSIDE THIS BREAD, 376 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,406 ALL YOU'RE GONNA FIND IS MORE BREAD. 377 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,575 - I DON'T KNOW. I'D HAVE TO DO AN MRI. 378 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,478 - LOOK. 379 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,046 THERE'S JUST BREAD IN THERE. 380 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,882 - YEAH, BUT WHAT'S INSIDE THAT BREAD? 381 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,184 COULD BE CHEESE. 382 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,186 - ANYWAY, IT'S GOOD THAT YOU FOUND YOUR CALLING. 383 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,989 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD AN MRI BEFORE. 384 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,891 [sets down fork] - WHAT? 385 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,095 - I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 386 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,898 - WELL, I'M OFFERING YOU A FREE SCAN. 387 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,033 USUALLY COSTS UP TO $2,000. 388 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,634 I'M KIND OF SPOILING YOU HERE. 389 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,971 - WELL, I AM A LITTLE CURIOUS. 390 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,472 - GOOD. 391 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,874 'CAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T WANT TO INVEST IN SOMEONE 392 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,109 WHO ONLY HAS THREE MONTHS TO LIVE. 393 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,245 - [laughs] 394 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,646 OH. 395 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,647 - I'M TREATING THIS AS AN ADVENTURE. 396 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,150 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE SOMEDAY WE'LL TELL OUR GRANDKIDS 397 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,085 ABOUT HOW WEIRD OR FIRST DATE WAS 398 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:16,156 AND HOW CREEPY THEIR GRANDFATHER WAS. 399 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,125 - TRY NOT TO SMILE TOO MUCH. 400 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,027 IT'LL AFFECT THE DIAGNOSIS. 401 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,662 - WELL, HOPEFULLY THERE'LL BE NOTHING TO DIAGNOSE. 402 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,199 - SOMETIMES SMILING IS READ AS AIDS. 403 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,668 OH, YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR PERIOD, ARE YOU? 404 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,637 - NO. DOES THAT MATTER? 405 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,240 - WELL, NOT FOR THIS. 406 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,076 OKAY, IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE CRAMMED IN THERE. 407 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,577 DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT GLASS. 408 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:41,448 [machine whirring] 409 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,151 - SCENARIO: I MEET A GIRL AT A BAR. 410 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,086 SHE SEEMS KIND OF INTO ME. COULD GO EITHER WAY. 411 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,387 I GET HER NUMBER. IT'S TWO DAYS LATER. 412 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,421 WHAT DO I TEXT HER? 413 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,323 - IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU? 414 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,624 - NO, ZACK! 415 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,993 I DON'T TEXT HER, "IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU." 416 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,127 I WAIT EIGHT WEEKS, 417 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,696 AND I TEXT HER, "WHAT'S CRACKIN'?" 418 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,465 - YOUR RESUME'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, 419 00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,599 BUT TELL ME ABOUT YOU. 420 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,301 TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS. 421 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,971 BE AS SUPERFICIAL AS POSSIBLE. 422 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,605 JUST YOUR BASIC ASSISTANT STUFF. 423 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,440 TAKING MESSAGES, WAKEUP CALLS. 424 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,676 BOTTLE SERVICE TO THE SNAKEHOLE LOUNGE. 425 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:10,743 CONDOM RUNS. 426 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,680 COVERING FOR ME IN ANY LEGALLY-DICEY SITUATIONS. 427 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,547 - I'M SORRY, WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS? 428 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,017 - CONNECTIONS. PLUS 19 GRAND A YEAR. 429 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,619 MINUS MY 10% HEADHUNTER'S FEE. 430 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,621 - I HAVE TO PAY YOU TWO GRAND IF I GET HIRED? 431 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,123 - I HAVE A JOB TO OFFER. 432 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,658 IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF ROB BLAGOJEVICH, 433 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,327 IT'S A [bleep] VALUABLE THING. 434 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,062 YOU JUST DON'T GIVE IT AWAY FOR NOTHING. 435 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,563 - ALL RIGHT, LESLIE, YOU'RE GONNA START 436 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,600 HEARING SOME LOUD NOISES AND SEE SOME FLASHING LIGHTS. 437 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,969 - OKAY. 438 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:37,337 - SO YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHERE YOU'RE FROM. 439 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,407 - I'M FROM PAWNEE. - KEEP STILL, PLEASE. 440 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,508 AND YOU SAID THAT YOUR MOM WORKS IN GOVERNMENT TOO, 441 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,509 IS THAT RIGHT? 442 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,044 - YES, SHE DOES. 443 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,746 - YOU GOTTA KEEP STILL. NO TALKING, LESLIE. 444 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,349 WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? 445 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,683 - CAN I ANSWER THAT? 446 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,019 - SURE. KEEP STILL. 447 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,720 - ALL KINDS. 448 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,687 - IT'S VERY IMPORTANT 449 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,024 THAT YOU KEEP STILL AT THIS MOMENT, LESLIE. 450 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,758 I'VE TOLD YOU THAT 1,000 TIMES. 451 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,761 - [grunts] 452 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,263 - DID YOU EVER BREAK YOUR ARM? 453 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,132 YOU CAN ANSWER THAT. HERE, I'LL TURN IT OFF. 454 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,399 - ONE TIME, I WAS ON MY BIKE, 455 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,201 AND SOME BOYS WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. 456 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,237 SO I CHASED THEM AND I LOST CONTROL. 457 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,539 I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN SEE THAT. 458 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,107 IT WAS LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. 459 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:17,110 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I TURNED THE MACHINE OFF FOR THAT. 460 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,779 YOU NEVER HAD ANY KIDS, RIGHT, LESLIE? 461 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,748 - NO. - YOU SHOULD. 462 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,583 YOU'VE GOT A GREAT OVEN. 463 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,684 - OKAY...TIME TO GO. 464 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,586 - YOU'VE GOT AMPLE ROOM IN THERE. 465 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,688 HONESTLY, IF YOU WANTED TO, 466 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,558 YOU COULD GO TRIPLETS RIGHT OFF THE BAT, LESLIE. 467 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,661 YOU GOT A BIG, INDUSTRIAL-SIZED OVEN. 468 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,396 - SO WE'RE DONE, RIGHT? 469 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,732 [phone ringing] 470 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,701 - HEY, HOW'S THE DATE GOING? 471 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,371 - GOOD. WE JUST FINISHED THE MRI. 472 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,572 - WHAT? 473 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,107 - LOOK, I KNOW I SAID THAT I WANTED TO GET BACK OUT THERE, 474 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,241 BUT THIS GUY IS NUTS. 475 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,476 I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU. 476 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,710 YOU KNOW, I KNOW HE'S YOUR FRIEND. 477 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,579 - NO, I'M NOT OFFENDED AT ALL. 478 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,147 I DON'T KNOW HIM THAT WELL. 479 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,116 - WHY WOULD YOU THINK HE'D BE PERFECT FOR ME THEN? 480 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,717 - WELL, HE SEEMED GREAT. 481 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,186 I'M SORRY, LES. 482 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,254 I'LL FIND YOU SOMEBODY ELSE, OKAY? 483 00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,656 JUST DON'T LET THIS SOUR YOU ON DATING. 484 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,692 LIKE, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS REALLY HEALTHY. 485 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:06,826 SO KEEP THE FAITH, OKAY? 486 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,628 - YEAH, OKAY. 487 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,697 - HEY, NO CELL PHONES! 488 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,069 DON'T TOUCH THAT. - SORRY. 489 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,637 - JUST TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF IT. 490 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,806 [phone beeps off] - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 491 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,674 - I SET LESLIE UP ON A DATE. 492 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,476 I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING THAT WELL. 493 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,745 - OH, NO. WITH, UH, WITH JUSTIN? 494 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,181 - OH, NO, THIS GUY I KNOW FROM THE HOSPITAL. 495 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,217 - WHY WOULDN'T YOU SET HER UP WITH JUSTIN? 496 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,651 - I DON'T REALLY SEE THEM TOGETHER. 497 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,120 YOU KNOW? 498 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,687 PLUS, LESLIE JUST GOT OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP, 499 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,756 SO I DIDN'T WANT JUSTIN TO BE LIKE HER REBOUND GUY 500 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,092 OR ANYTHING, YOU KNOW? 501 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,593 - YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. 502 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,696 LESLIE IS A NOTORIOUSLY CRUEL AND THOUGHTLESS PERSON. 503 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,298 - WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS? 504 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,533 - WE'RE NOT. 505 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,734 [dog barks on TV] 506 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,701 - WHAT DO YOU SEE? 507 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,670 - WELL, IT ACTUALLY ALL LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. 508 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,705 YOU'VE GOT A LARGE BRAIN. 509 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,773 - THANK YOU. 510 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,642 - YEAH. NO, IT LOOKS PRETTY... 511 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,245 HANG ON. 512 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,712 THAT'S WEIRD. 513 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,714 - WHAT? WHAT'S WEIRD? - YOUR BRAIN. 514 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,850 YOU SEE THAT SHADOW RIGHT THERE? 515 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,318 - WHAT--IS THAT BAD? 516 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,553 - I DON'T KNOW, I'D HAVE A DOCTOR 517 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,588 LOOK AT THAT IMMEDIATELY, IF I WERE YOU. 518 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,257 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 519 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,626 - OH, WAIT. 520 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,328 OH. 521 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,465 IT WAS LIKE A SMUDGE OR SOMETHING. 522 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,400 WE ALMOST WHEELED YOU OUT OF HERE IN A CHAIR. 523 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,468 [chuckles] 524 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,635 - SHOULD WE GO? 525 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,472 - YEAH, WE SHOULD GO. 526 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,740 IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 527 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,311 SIPPING A STEAK THROUGH A STRAW. 528 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,845 THAT ALMOST HAPPENED TO YOU. 529 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,716 YOU WERE A SMUDGE AWAY. 530 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,752 THANK GOD I WAS HERE. 531 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,689 LOOKS LIKE WE MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. 532 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,457 - I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S JUST SOMETHING WEIRD 533 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,858 ABOUT THE WAY YOU TALK ABOUT HIM. 534 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,660 - I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, THERE WAS DEFINITELY TIMES 535 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,663 WHEN WE THOUGHT MAYBE WE WOULD GO OUT SOMEDAY BUT-- 536 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,399 - THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T SET LESLIE UP, 537 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,500 BECAUSE YOU'RE SAVING HIM. 538 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,501 - NO, I'M NOT. 539 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,935 - OH, YEAH, YOU ARE. 540 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,371 - OKAY, FINE, YOU DON'T HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE 541 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,307 THAT YOU THINK, "I DON'T KNOW, 542 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,942 MAYBE IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT, MAYBE SOMEDAY--" 543 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,344 - SO IF I'M LATE FOR DINNER ONE NIGHT, 544 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,878 YOU'RE GONNA DUMP ME FOR DUSTIN? 545 00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,715 - NO, NO, JUSTIN. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 546 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,483 BUT IF WE BREAK UP 547 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,486 OR YOU DIE TRAGICALLY 548 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,788 IN A CITY PLANNING ACCIDENT, 549 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,390 AND I WAIT A RESPECTFUL ABOUT OF TIME, 550 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,525 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE. 551 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:19,659 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 552 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,693 YOU CAN'T SAVE SOMEBODY FOR THE FUTURE 553 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,395 WHILE YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 554 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,630 EVEN I KNOW THAT. 555 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,265 - SO DID YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE OR-- 556 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,700 - YEAH, ACTUALLY, CHRIS, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, 557 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,702 BUT I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE OUR LAST DATE. 558 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,604 - I GET IT. 559 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,873 YOU GET YOUR MRI AND GET OUT, HUH? 560 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,308 - THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 561 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,743 - CLEVER LADY. 562 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,312 GUESS I'M NOT AS GOOD A TECH AS I THOUGHT I WAS. 563 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,281 SHOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU'RE MISSING A HEART. 564 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,649 - EW. 565 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,451 - GOOD-BYE, LESLIE. 566 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,223 - RIGHT. 567 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,558 I DROVE US HERE. 568 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:52,825 GOODY. 569 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,461 - DO YOU MIND IF WE PICK UP MY SON NATE 570 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,629 AT HIS BASKETBALL GAME ON THE WAY BACK? 571 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:05,405 - SO HOW WAS THE BIG DATE? 572 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:06,673 - WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS I DON'T HAVE CANCER. 573 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,677 THE BAD NEWS IS I GOT AN MRI BILL FOR $2,000. 574 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,712 - OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS HOT. 575 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,846 - I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE HELL ANN 576 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,014 THOUGHT WE WOULD BE A GOOD FIT. 577 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,516 - OH, YOU SLEPT TOGETHER? 578 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,818 - WHAT? NOT SEXUALLY. 579 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,422 GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, TOM? 580 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,757 - THIS A BAD TIME? - NO, COME ON IN. 581 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,759 - JUSTIN! - WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? 582 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,629 - SHOULD WE? - YEAH, LET'S DO. 583 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,930 - SEE YOU, DUDE. - SEE YOU AROUND, BROTHER. 584 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,033 - DOPE PEA COAT. 585 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,837 I HAVE THE SAME ONE IN AN EXTRA SMALL. 586 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,643 - ANDY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 587 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,345 - WELL, WELL, WELL, 588 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,814 LOOK WHO'S BOTHERING WHO NOW? 589 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,650 SEEMS LIKE THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT. 590 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,787 AND THE GUY WHO POLISHES SHOES IS NOW ME. 591 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,859 WHAT UP? WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 592 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,494 - WHEN YOU WERE DATING ANN, 593 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,029 DID YOU KNOW THIS GUY JUSTIN? 594 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,564 - UCK! JUSTIN? 595 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,665 I HATE JUSTIN. 596 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,800 ANN WAS SO OBVIOUSLY INTO HIM. IT WAS SO ANNOYING. 597 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,369 - RIGHT. 598 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,803 - I WOULD SAY, IN TERMS OF GUYS THAT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH, 599 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,904 JUSTIN'S UP HERE. 600 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,307 - I'M UP HERE, 601 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:15,775 AND THEN YOU'RE DOWN HERE. 602 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,445 - WELL, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT I WASN'T CRAZY. 603 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,914 SO NATURALLY, I CAME TO YOU FOR REASSURANCE. 604 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,316 DO ME A FAVOR-- 605 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,585 DON'T TELL ANN THAT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 606 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,886 - WILL DO. 607 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,987 ANN PERKINS, 608 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,690 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 609 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,425 WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MARK IS NOT COOL. 610 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,327 - WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING TO EACH OTHER? 611 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,528 YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT. 612 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:36,763 I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS WITH YOU. 613 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,331 - YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG? - NO! 614 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,633 - YEAH. - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! 615 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,470 COME HERE. THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 616 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,704 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 617 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,673 - ACTUALLY, I DO KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 618 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,108 EVERY TIME I USED TO SIT AROUND ALL AFTERNOON 619 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,378 PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, WEARING ONLY MY SLIPPERS, 620 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,913 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WOULD START TO FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF. 621 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,682 AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? 622 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,350 - DIDN'T YOU JUST EXPLAIN WHY? 623 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,352 - I WOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF 624 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,721 BECAUSE I WOULD START TO THINK ABOUT THIS PERFECT GUY. 625 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,790 ANY TIME YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT JUSTIN, 626 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,359 I DIDN'T FEEL VERY IMPORTANT. 627 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,694 THAT WAS ROUGH. 628 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,762 - WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 629 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,731 - MAYBE IF YOU HAD, I WOULDN'T HAVE LEFT. 630 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:14,934 BUT YOU DO KNOW NOW, SO YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE. 631 00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,669 IT'S EITHER ME OR JUSTIN. 632 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,937 - I'M NOT GONNA CHOOSE. 633 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,539 WAIT, I'M DATING MARK! 634 00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,607 - ARE YOU, THOUGH? - YES! 635 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,375 - AH! THAT CLOSE. 636 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,776 - WOW, THIS IS REALLY GOOD. 637 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,379 "CEASE AND DESIST; BURDEN OF PROOF"? 638 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,381 VERY FORCEFUL LANGUAGE. 639 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,382 I'M A LITTLE SCARED. 640 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,550 - CHECK OUT PARAGRAPH TWO, 641 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,684 WHERE I DROPPED THE F-BOMB. 642 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,786 - "FRIVOLOUS." 643 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,855 EXCELLENT. 644 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,525 - DEFINITELY HAVE THE CITY ATTORNEY LOOK AT THAT. 645 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,560 BUT THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO DO THE TRICK. 646 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,862 - WELL, JUSTIN, I JUST-- I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 647 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:43,696 - IT'S MY PLEASURE. 648 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,665 MAYBE I WILL SEE YOU AROUND SOMETIME. 649 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,066 - YEAH, I... 650 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,735 I WOULD LI--WOULD LO-- MM-HMM. 651 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,737 - I'LL SEE YOU. - OKAY. 652 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,871 - BYE. - BYE! 653 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:59,746 - DAMN, HE IS ALL RIGHT. 654 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,648 WHY DON'T YOU HIT THAT? 655 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,784 - WELL, FRANKLY, I WOULD LIKE TO HIT THAT. 656 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:08,054 BUT ANN'S BEING A LITTLE WEIRD ABOUT IT. 657 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,622 MAYBE SHE'S GOT HIM ON HOLD. 658 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,492 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 659 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,761 - RONALD, I'VE DONE IT. 660 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,430 I FOUND YOUR ASSISTANT, AND HE'S DOPE. 661 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,799 HIS NAME IS JEAN-RALPHIO. 662 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:20,833 JEAN-RALPHIO! 663 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,702 - BIG "T." 664 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,203 MR. SWANSON, TWO THINGS. 665 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,707 ONE, IT IS AN ABSOLUTE HONOR TO MEET YOU. 666 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,709 TWO, WHO IS THAT HOT INTERN CHICK OUT THERE? 667 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:33,613 BECAUSE, HONESTLY, DAAAAMN! 668 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,482 [both laughing] - UH, TAKE A SEAT. 669 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:36,716 - RIGHT HERE. - HERE WE GO. 670 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,818 - SO, JEAN-RALPHIO... 671 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:39,552 - YOU GOT HIM RIGHT HERE. 672 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,220 LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. 673 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,790 - WHY DO I WANT YOU AS MY ASSISTANT? 674 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:46,459 - FOR STARTERS, ACCESS TO THE ILLEST CLUBS. 675 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:47,760 AND THAT'S JUST FOR STARTERS. 676 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,896 I WILL WORK FOR YOU. I WILL BE ON YOU, 24/7. 677 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,130 I'LL BE LIKE YOUR FAMILY. 678 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,865 I'M HERE WHEN YOU GET HERE IN THE MORNING. 679 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,501 SURE ENOUGH, I'LL BE THERE TUCKING YOU INTO BED AT NIGHT. 680 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,202 DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOT GAY. DO WE HAVE QUESTIONS? 681 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,473 - I THINK OUR ONLY QUESTION IS WHEN CAN YOU START? 682 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:01,708 - RIGHT NOW. LET'S DO IT. 683 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:04,010 - THANK YOU FOR COMING IN. 684 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,545 WE WILL TALK. 685 00:24:05,578 --> 00:24:07,213 - COOL. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS. 686 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,148 HEY, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HIT ME UP ON FACEBOOK ANY TIME, 687 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,517 DAY OR NIGHT-- YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 688 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:12,619 - TAKE CARE, BUDDY. - BOOM. 689 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,787 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR NEW ASSISTANT? 690 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,824 - I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE SO BAD RIGHT NOW. 691 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,492 - WHAT? 692 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,927 OKAY. 693 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,795 MESSAGE RECEIVED. I'LL KEEP LOOKING. 694 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:23,930 - THANK YOU. 695 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,898 BRING ME THE OPPOSITE OF HIM. 696 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:26,999 [rock music playing] 697 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,668 - TELL ME WHAT ANN DID WRONG, PLEASE. 698 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:29,869 I NEED TO KNOW. 699 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,971 - NOTHING. IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 700 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:33,806 - WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS THIS? 701 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,842 - IT'S ROCK AND ROLL, MY FRIEND. 702 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,844 THE KIND THAT STICKS IN YOUR BRAIN. 703 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,146 LOUD, FAST, SMOOTH, 704 00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,581 HANDSOME ROCK. 705 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,249 - THAT BAND IS REALLY BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW. 706 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,051 THEY'RE NUMBER ONE ON iTUNES. 707 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:48,020 - OKAY, I'LL TAKE ONE. 708 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,694 - YOU ARE AMAZING. 709 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,163 I LIKE WHEN YOU HANG OUT HERE. 710 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:00,967 - I WANT TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT. 711 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,034 - REALLY? 712 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,770 YOU HATE IT HERE. 713 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:05,705 - SO DO YOU. 714 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,840 I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ANY MEETINGS. 715 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,709 IF ANYONE COMES TO SEE YOU, 716 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:10,743 I'LL SCARE THEM AWAY. 717 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,078 - WAIT, APRIL. 718 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,813 IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THESE TWO TIES... 719 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:16,916 - YOU'RE HIRED. 720 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,051 - I JUST FIGURED 721 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:21,788 I MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID FOR BEING HERE. 722 00:25:23,590 --> 00:25:25,758 - HI. - HEY, I WAS JUST CALLING YOU. 723 00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,827 - HERE. 724 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,698 - THIS IS A PRESCRIPTION FOR DENISE DOGAN. 725 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,866 - OH, MY GOD, I'M SORRY. 726 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,202 I'M SO OUT OF SORTS. 727 00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:37,837 HERE. 728 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,305 - PORTER'S GRILL AT 7:00. 729 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,740 - JUSTIN'S GONNA MEET YOU THERE. 730 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,042 I'M SORRY CHRIS WAS SUCH A JERK. 731 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,811 YOU DESERVE WAY BETTER THAN THAT. 732 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,746 - IF THIS SITUATION IS WEIRD, OR IF YOU FEEL WEIRD-- 733 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,014 - IT'S NOT WEIRD. 734 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,716 YOU GUYS WILL REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER. 735 00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:51,117 - THANKS. - I GOTTA RUN. 736 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,819 I HAVE ANOTHER STOP ON THE PRIDE-SWALLOWING TOUR 737 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:53,720 OF CITY HALL. 738 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:54,854 - GO GET 'EM. 739 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,756 - THAT'S WHERE I NEVER FIND THINGS. 740 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:57,757 - HEY. 741 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,091 - HI, ANN. 742 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:02,762 - SO I JUST SET UP JUSTIN AND LESLIE. 743 00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:04,897 AND I'M SORRY. 744 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,734 I RENTED DISTRICT 9 745 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:11,003 IF YOU MAYBE WANTED TO SPOIL THAT FOR ME TONIGHT. 746 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,241 - [whispering] 747 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:16,308 - OH, MY GOD! 748 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:17,810 - DARK ENDING, RIGHT. 749 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,348 - I'M BACK ON THE HORSE. 750 00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,851 AND THIS HORSE IS A LAWYER, 751 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:28,721 SO I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO RIDING HIM. 752 00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:29,922 NO, WAIT. 753 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:34,193 - TEN MONTHS AGO, SHE WAS AN INTERN 754 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:37,163 WHO COULD GIVE A C-R-A-P ABOUT LOCAL GOVERNMENT. 755 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,331 NOW, SHE'S OUR NEWEST EMPLOYEE. 756 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:40,700 TO APRIL. 757 00:26:40,733 --> 00:26:41,901 all: CHEERS! 758 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,069 - [weakly] YAY. 759 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,004 - JERRY, COME AND CELEBRATE. 760 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:46,138 - NO, THANKS. 761 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,239 - WELL, EVERYBODY, 762 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,374 LET'S GET BACK TO WORK. 763 00:26:51,978 --> 00:26:53,245 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 764 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,182 - I WANT TO TALK TO RON ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY DESK. 765 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,249 - JERRY... 766 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,752 YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT. 767 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,387 - OKAY, HOW ABOUT NOW? 768 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,355 - RON'S NOT HERE. - HE'S RIGHT THERE. 769 00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:04,891 I-I CAN SEE HIM. 770 00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:07,660 - I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN HE'S AVAILABLE. 771 00:27:07,694 --> 00:27:09,028 - [scoffs] 772 00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,065 - ATTA GIRL. 773 00:27:13,099 --> 00:27:16,102 Captioning by Brian at CaptionMax www.captionmax.com