1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,205 - WE NOTICED ABNORMAL ACTIVITY ON YOUR CREDIT CARD, 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,706 SO WE JUST NEED YOU TO CONFIRM OR DENY 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,575 SOME OF THE RECENT CHARGES. - OKAY, THANK YOU. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,510 - $20 TO NETFLIX. 5 00:00:09,543 --> 00:00:10,744 - YUP. 6 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:13,581 - $20 TO BLOCKBUSTER ONLINE. - BOTH? 7 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:16,584 - I NEEDED ALL 11 DISCS OF GOSSIP GIRL AT THE SAME TIME. 8 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,586 - $120 IN TUITION 9 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:21,755 TO HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY. 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,294 - THEY GIVE YOU A LITTLE WAND, AND A DIPLOMA, IT'S FUN. 11 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,829 - WHAT'D YOU MAJOR IN? - POTIONS. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,698 YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OFF SPEAKERPHONE. 13 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,233 GO AHEAD. 14 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,202 - JESSICA SIMPSON CLIP-IN HAIR EXTENSIONS. 15 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,804 - NO. OKAY...UM... I WORE THOSE ONCE. 16 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:39,207 IT WAS A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE, BUT I FORGOT TO RETURN THEM. 17 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,741 - MAN-PILLOW, THE PILLOW SHAPED LIKE A MAN. 18 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,276 - OH, GOD. 19 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,777 - ALSO SOMETHING CALLED BUCKET OF CAKE. 20 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,513 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 21 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:46,814 I THINK SOMEONE DEFINITELY STOLE MY CREDIT CARDS 22 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,449 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST CANCEL IT? 23 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,318 - DO YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT ELSE THEY PURCHASED? 24 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:51,652 - YES. - NO, UM...YOU DON'T HAVE TO 25 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:52,320 REFUND ANYTHING. 26 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:53,787 JUST CANCEL THE CREDIT CARD 27 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,289 AND WE'LL ALL GO ON WITH OUR LIVES. 28 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:57,125 THANK YOU. 29 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,692 - SO...WHAT DOES A MAN-PILLOW LOOK LIKE? 30 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:01,795 - DANIEL CRAIG. 31 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,431 IT'S FOR MY LOWER BACK. 32 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:06,400 [triumphant music] 33 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:14,375 * 34 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,852 [applause] - MY NAME IS KEITH, 35 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,654 AND I AM YOUR FRIEND. 36 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,522 ARE YOU GUYS MY FRIENDS? 37 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,891 all: YEAH! - ALL RIGHT. 38 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:34,695 AWESOME! IT IS PLAYGROUND TIME! 39 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:37,598 all: YAY! [applause] 40 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,500 - WELL, WE'RE HERE IN EAGLETOWN, IT'S TWO TOWNS OVER. 41 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,535 AND WE'RE ALL VOLUNTEERING FOR KABOOM! 42 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:45,373 A SERVICE ORGANIZATION THAT SAYS IT BUILDS A PLAYGROUND IN A DAY. 43 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,441 - HIGH FIVE, HIGH FIVE. 44 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,210 - I NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT COMES THAT QUICKLY. 45 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,711 THAT'S WHY I DON'T EAT MINUTE RICE. 46 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:54,548 SO THIS WHOLE BUILD-A- PLAYGROUND-IN-A-DAY THING, 47 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:55,849 I MEAN THAT'S JUST A SLOGAN, RIGHT? 48 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:58,352 - NOPE, ONE DAY, 24 HOURS. 49 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,154 - KEITH, THAT IS SO INCREDIBLE. - KEITH! 50 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:01,655 - I MEAN, I WORK IN PARKS, 51 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,491 AND I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET SOMETHING DONE. 52 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,626 - NOT IF YOU HAVE THE KABOOM! SPIRIT. 53 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,328 YOU CAN LOOK AT A PROBLEM AND YOU CAN EITHER GO 54 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,662 "UH, THIS IS A PROBLEM", 55 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,431 OR YOU CAN KABOOM! 56 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,167 BLOW IT UP AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING GREAT. 57 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,669 YOU LITERALLY "KABOOM!" THE PROBLEM. 58 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,605 [claps twice] COME ON, PEOPLE! 59 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,840 I SEE MORE GROUND THAN PLAYGROUND. 60 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:21,575 [high pitch] KABOOM! - DON'T DO THAT. 61 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,844 both: ONE, TWO, THREE. 62 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,480 - OOH! - MAN, THIS IS TOUGH. 63 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,881 - YEAH, BUT JUST THINK OF ALL THE KIDS 64 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,617 THAT WILL SWING ON THIS SWING. 65 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,253 FAT KIDS, SKINNY KIDS, BRAINIACS, SLUTS, 66 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:35,589 THE GAY DRAMA KIDS, GOTHS, JOCKS, THE ALTERNATIVE CROWD. 67 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,925 - MM-HMM. - HEY, LESLIE. 68 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,461 HI. WHOA, ANN! 69 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,962 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 70 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,564 - OH, I'M VOLUNTEERING. 71 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,799 I LOVE TO VOLUNTEER. 72 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:46,967 THE KEY TO VOLUNTEERING? 73 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,836 A LOT OF POCKETS. 74 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,504 FOR PUTTING ALL THE FOOD IN. 75 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,573 THE RED CROSS HAS AMAZING COOKIES. 76 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:54,508 I GO THERE ALL THE TIME. 77 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,244 MEALS ON WHEELS WAS A BONANZA. 78 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,680 SUICIDE HOTLINE, SURPRISINGLY LAME SPREAD. 79 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,755 THOUGHT I'D GIVE BACK TO THOSE LESS FORTUNATE THAN MYSELF. 80 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,624 - YOU LIVE IN A PIT. - NOT ANYMORE. 81 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,360 LIVING WITH THE DRUMMER OF MY BAND. 82 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,262 LIVING INDOORS. PRETTY COOL. 83 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,630 NOT TO BRAG. KINDA HARD NOT TO. 84 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,499 ANYHOW, GOTTA GO. 85 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,433 ME AND AN OLD ASIAN LADY 86 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,602 ARE DOUBLE-TEAMING SOME MONKEY BARS, SO. 87 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,407 - HEY, LOOK, I GOT A REMOTE CONTROL AND I'M CONTROLLING YOU. 88 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,975 GO FASTER! GO FASTER! 89 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:29,910 * GO FASTER, RON'S THE MASTER * 90 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,882 - AH! WELL... 91 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,451 YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY KABOOMED. 92 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,987 - WHOA, LOOK AT YOU TWO AND YOUR BIG KABOOM! 93 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,623 GREAT JOB! I GOT GIFTS. 94 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,258 - OH! - THERE YOU GO FOR YOU. 95 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,493 - THANKS. - AND ONE MORE FOR YOU. 96 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,295 - THANK YOU. 97 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,829 - SO YOU GUYS GONNA JOIN US TOMORROW IN MUNCIE? 98 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,865 - NO, I WISH, BUT BACK TO THE REAL WORLD. 99 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,001 - AT LEAST YOU GUYS WILL BE KABOOMING SOMEWHERE, RIGHT? 100 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,504 REMEMBER... TAKE A MAN KABOOMING, 101 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,971 HE KABOOMS FOR A DAY. 102 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,040 BUT YOU TEACH A MAN HOW TO KABOOM... 103 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,644 KABOOM! KABOOM! KABOOM! 104 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,579 - UH, I'M SO PUMPED! 105 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,681 GOD, I COULD TAKE ON THE WORLD. 106 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:10,351 - I COULD PREP, LIKE, 1,000 DIAGNOSTIC TESTS. 107 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:11,619 - [laughing] - IN AN HOUR! 108 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,887 - THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 109 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:17,057 - THERE IT IS--THE PIT. - MM. 110 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,992 - THERE'S SOMETHING I WISH I COULD KABOOM! 111 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:20,728 - WELL, WE ARE. 112 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,364 IT'S JUST A SLOW BOOM. 113 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,699 A SLOWER, MORE DELIBERATE KABOOM! 114 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,834 - YEAH, TOTALLY. 115 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,669 SEE YOU TOMORROW. - OKAY. 116 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,004 [car door closes] 117 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,576 [sighs] 118 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,645 [exhales] 119 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,480 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MESS IS? 120 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,615 THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS WE HAVE TO COMPLETE 121 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,984 BEFORE WE FILL IN THE PIT BEHIND ANN'S HOUSE. 122 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,619 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 123 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,955 THIS IS A KABOOMER. 124 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,630 JERRY, DID YOU USE PERMANENT MARKER AGAIN ? 125 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,831 - I'M SORRY, GUYS. 126 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,834 [everyone grumbles over each other] 127 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,603 - OKAY, FORGET IT. 128 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,838 LET'S ALL PRETEND JERRY WASN'T BORN. 129 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,674 AND THIS IS CLEAN. 130 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:09,643 HOW DO WE SPEED UP THE PROCESS? 131 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,446 HOW DO WE KABOOM! IT? 132 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,782 RULES, CODES, PERMITS, RED TAPE-- 133 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,018 I NEVER REALIZED HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS TO BE IN THE GOVERNMENT. 134 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,954 IN MY NEXT LIFE, I'M GOING INTO PRIVATE INDUSTRY. 135 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,657 MAYBE STRIP MINING. 136 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:26,126 OKAY, EVERYBODY TAKE OUT THEIR THINKING CAPS. 137 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,695 AND RIP THEM UP. 138 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,431 THEN TAKE OUT YOUR DOING CAPS, 139 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,899 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING TODAY. 140 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,567 - I HAVE A COUPLE DOING CAPS IN MY WALLET. 141 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,802 THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONDOMS. 142 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,704 - COME ON, TOM. FOCUS, PLEASE. 143 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,105 HOW DO WE CUT THROUGH THE RED TAPE? 144 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,940 AND HOW DO WE GET THIS PIT FILLED IN? IDEAS? 145 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:42,376 - WE NEED TO CUT THROUGH THE RED TAPE AND GET THE PIT FILLED IN. 146 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,577 - YES, TOM. GOOD. 147 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:46,614 OKAY, EVERYBODY ELSE NEEDS TO PARTICIPATE. COME ON, GUYS. 148 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,716 THESE SUGGESTIONS AREN'T GONNA SUGGEST THEMSELVES. 149 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,551 YES, JERRY? 150 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,686 THIS IDEA BETTER BE GOOD. 151 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:55,723 ANN? 152 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:56,957 - I SUPPORT YOU. - GOOD. 153 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,526 - YOU COULD PETITION TO EXPEDITE 154 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,461 THE ARCHITECTURAL REVIEW BOARD PROCESS. 155 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:03,731 - MARK, BUDDY... YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME. 156 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,400 I WANT TO KABOOM! IT. OKAY? 157 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:08,035 - CAN I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE REALLY QUICK? 158 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,737 - SURE. 159 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,472 MARK'S GONNA HELP ME, SO THANKS FOR NOTHING, JERRY. 160 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:14,508 GOOD JOB, ANN. 161 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:15,809 - SO YOU REALLY WANNA GET THIS PIT FILLED IN, RIGHT? 162 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:16,877 - YES. 163 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,512 - AND WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES? 164 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,714 - MARK, I AM SO SICK OF MOVING LIKE A SLUG. 165 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,616 I WANNA MOVE LIKE A CHEETAH. 166 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,886 OR A SLUG DRIVING A REMOTE CONTROLLED CAR. 167 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,888 SOMETHING MORE PLAUSIBLE THAN THAT, BUT FAST. 168 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,089 - WOULD YOU BREAK THE RULES? 169 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,958 - I WON'T MURDER. 170 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,627 - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 171 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,529 BUT IT'S ACTUALLY VERY SIMPLE. 172 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,532 IF YOU WANNA FILL IN THE PIT, JUST GO FILL IT IN. 173 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:41,569 DON'T ASK FOR PERMISSION, ASK FOR FORGIVENESS. 174 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,638 - OH, I LIKE THAT. OKAY, WOW. 175 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,574 SO WHO GIVES ME THE GO AHEAD 176 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,041 TO NOT ASK FOR PERMISSION, BECAUSE-- 177 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,543 - NO, NO, NO. - IS IT RON? 178 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,744 - NO, IT'S NOBODY. IT'S NOBODY. 179 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,681 IT'S YOU. YOU HAVE TO BE BOLD. 180 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,983 - OKAY? - OKAY, LOOK... 181 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:57,985 YOU WANNA GET THE PIT FILLED IN? 182 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:01,655 THEN GO RENT A BULLDOZER AND FILL IN THE FREAKING PIT. 183 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,226 - HEY. 184 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,228 - WHAT'S UP? 185 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,598 - SAY YOU HAD A FRIEND WHO WANTED TO DO SOMETHING GOOD, 186 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,966 BUT A LITTLE RISKY, AND SHE WAS KIND OF NERVOUS ABOUT IT. 187 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:16,036 AND THIS FRIEND IS ME. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 188 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,905 - MM, YOU SHOULD DO IT. 189 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,040 AND YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR FRIEND TO HELP YOU 190 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:22,075 BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND TOTALLY HAS YOUR BACK. 191 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,077 AND THAT FRIEND IS ME. - YOU'LL HELP ME? 192 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,580 - OF COURSE, I'LL DO ANYTHING I CAN TO HELP. 193 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,048 LET'S DO IT! 194 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,583 [laughing] 195 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,651 - OKAY. 196 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,085 - WHAT ARE WE DOING? IS IT DANGEROUS? 197 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,121 - WE'RE NOT GOING TO MURDER ANYONE. 198 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,627 - IT WAS CRAZY. I DIDN'T GET A SINGLE PERMIT. 199 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:42,530 NOBODY STAMPED ANYTHING, ALL I DID WAS ORDER A BACKHOE, 200 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,064 AND IT CAME WITH A GUY WHO RUNS IT. 201 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,868 I'VE NEVER RENTED A GUY BEFORE. 202 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,604 WISH I KNEW ABOUT THAT DURING PROM. 203 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,806 - THERE WAS A GIRL AT MY PROM WHO WAS KNOWN AS THE BACKHOE. 204 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,509 MARY DUNBAR, SHE'D LET ANYONE MASSAGE HER BACK. 205 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,744 - I'M SO EXCITED WE'RE DOING THIS! 206 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:58,646 AND WE'RE DOING IT WITHOUT PERMISSION. 207 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,080 WE'RE GIVING OURSELVES PERMISSION. 208 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,114 - [laughing] - LOOK! 209 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,016 I HAD THESE HARD HATS MADE. 210 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,218 CHECK IT OUT..."KICK ASS". 211 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,687 - I'LL TAKE THAT ONE. - OKAY. 212 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,089 OH, MY GOD! ANN, THIS IS SO COOL! 213 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,758 DO YOU FEEL GIDDY? - YEAH. 214 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:11,959 - I'M SO PROUD OF US. 215 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,695 - MS. MONTEGUE, YOU READY? 216 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,865 - I DIDN'T WANNA TELL HIM MY REAL NAME, YOU KNOW? 217 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,299 [heavy accent] YEAH. 218 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,503 FIRST SPEECH, EASY-- IMPORTANT MOMENT HERE. 219 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,641 WE ARE ABOUT TO FILL THIS HOLE NOW. 220 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:32,279 NOT WITH DIRT, BUT WITH THE COURAGE OF A THOUSAND LIONS. 221 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,982 AND THE SOLEMN MEMORY OF ALL OF OUR FRIENDS 222 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,951 WHO HAVE FALLEN IN THIS CURSED HOLE. 223 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:40,988 DUMP IT! 224 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,727 [both applause] YAY! 225 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:52,332 - AH, WHAT THE [bleep]? 226 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,701 - ANDY? 227 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:57,671 - I'M OKAY. - AH! 228 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,708 - OH, GOD. - OH, MY GOD. 229 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,611 [heart monitor ringing] 230 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,648 - WELL, THAT BEEPING WAS SURE ANNOYING, 231 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:08,982 BUT THIS IS EVEN MORE ANNOYING. 232 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,350 - I'LL HANDLE THIS. 233 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,120 - THE MONITOR IS NOT A TOY, ANDY. 234 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,288 - ANYTHING IS A TOY IF YOU PLAY WITH IT. 235 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,691 - CHALK THAT UP TO YOUR CONCUSSION. 236 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:21,194 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOUR CAT SCAN'S CLEAR. 237 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,663 - COOL. 238 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,665 - ANDY, I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY. 239 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,833 LESLIE WAS WORRIED TOO. 240 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:29,202 WE SHOULD'VE CHECKED BEFORE TO SEE IF YOU WERE...HOME. 241 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,038 - OH, NO, I TOLD YOU, I MOVED OUT OF THE PIT. 242 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,040 I JUST HAD TO GO BACK 'CAUSE I FORGOT MY HEADPHONES. 243 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,842 AND I LAYED DOWN ON THIS REALLY COMFY TARP 244 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,844 I SAW AN OLD CEREAL BOX I HADN'T READ BEFORE, 245 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,046 SO I MUST'VE DRIFTED OFF. 246 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,214 NEXT THING YOU KNOW... [explosive noise] 247 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,817 SWISHHHHH. DIRT. 248 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:47,254 - SCOOT UP FOR ONE SEC. 249 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,690 AND BACK DOWN. 250 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,391 THERE YOU GO. - [sigh] 251 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,360 THAT IS PERFECT. 252 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,663 IT'S LIKE I'M LYING ON A CLOUD. 253 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,297 THIS IS AWESOME. 254 00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,801 ANN AND ANDY, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 255 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:06,106 THE PIT WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. 256 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,410 - I'M SORRY ABOUT ANDY, BUT I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT WHAT I DID. 257 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,646 WHAT'S MY CRIME? 258 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,748 I GOT BOLD? 259 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,651 AND A LITTLE NEGLIGENT? - KNOPE! 260 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,720 MY OFFICE, NOW! 261 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,388 - HEY. 262 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,856 CAN I SMOKE IN HERE? 263 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,157 - YOU DON'T SMOKE. 264 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,358 - JUST ASKING IF I CAN. 265 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,027 - ARE YOU HIGH? 266 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,262 - I'M HIGH ON KABOOM! 267 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,199 DON'T ASK FOR PERMISSION, ASK FOR FORGIVENESS. 268 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,802 - THAT'S RIGHT, YOU NEVER DID ASK ME FOR PERMISSION, DID YOU? 269 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,404 WELL, I'M SORRY TO BURST YOUR KA-BUBBLE, 270 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:41,408 BUT I JUST HAD MY ASS KA-HANDED TO ME BY THE CITY MANAGER, 271 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:44,011 AND NOW THIS ENTIRE DEPARTMENT IS KA-SCREWED. 272 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,181 - RON, I'M SO, SO, SO SORRY. 273 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,351 - WHAT THE KA-[bleep] WERE YOU THINKING? 274 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,454 I WOULD PREFER THAT SHE ASK ME FOR MY PERMISSION 275 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,058 SO I CAN SAY NO. I LIKE SAYING NO. 276 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,761 IT LOWERS THEIR ENTHUSIASM. 277 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,398 - SO I BROUGHT YOU SOME CLEAN CLOTHES 278 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,700 THAT I FOUND AT MY HOUSE. 279 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,335 - OH, MY GOD, MY SEXY SWEATER! 280 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,770 IT HAS A HOLE CUT OUT OVER THE BICEP. 281 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:11,404 THANK YOU. - NO PROBLEM. 282 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:15,042 - NO, A-CAKES, SERIOUSLY. 283 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,777 THANK YOU. 284 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,045 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 285 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,749 - NO. THANK YOU. 286 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,883 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 287 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:26,987 WHAT DO YOU--WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? 288 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,490 - A TRAGIC ACCIDENT REIGNITED FEELINGS 289 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:34,127 YOU THOUGHT WERE LONG DEAD AND WE ARE FINALLY BACK TOGETHER. 290 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,764 - ANDY... WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER. 291 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,900 YOU KNOW THAT I'M KIND OF WITH MARK NOW. 292 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,969 - OH, GOD, IS THAT STILL HAPPENING? 293 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,737 I DON'T GET IT. 294 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,739 WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE? 295 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:46,439 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 296 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,009 - YEAH. - EVERYTHING. 297 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,411 HE HAS LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE: 298 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:56,349 A JOB, A CAR, A STEADY INCOME, AN ADDRESS, 299 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,786 A SECOND PAIR OF SHOES, TABLE MANNERS, 300 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:02,489 THE ABILITY TO SAY "TAMPON" WITHOUT GIGGLING. 301 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:06,794 MARK HAS HIS LIFE TOGETHER. 302 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,263 I'LL GET YOU A DIFFERENT NURSE. 303 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,936 - IT'S AWFUL WHAT HAPPENED TO ANDY. 304 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,470 BUT SOMETIMES WHEN YOU MAKE AN OMELET, 305 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,072 YOU GOTTA BREAK A FEW EGGS. 306 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,508 WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE, NO OMELETS AT ALL? 307 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,543 WHO WANTS TO LIVE IN THAT KIND OF WORLD? 308 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,012 MAYBE BIRDS. 309 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,980 THEN ALL THEIR BABIES WOULD LIVE. 310 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,349 - MS. KNOPE? LISTEN. 311 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,986 HI, SCOTT BRADDOCK, CITY ATTORNEY. 312 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:34,354 - HEY, SCOTT. 313 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,156 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH ANDY. 314 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,390 - I NEVER MET HIM. 315 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,860 WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT HE COULD SUE US AT THE DROP OF A HAT. 316 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:43,063 I MEAN, RIGHT NOW HE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN PAWNEE. 317 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,497 - IS THAT ALL YOU LAWYERS THINK ABOUT? 318 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,035 LAWSUITS, AND LAWS, AND LEGALESE? 319 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,303 - YES. - WELL, YOU CAN RELAX. 320 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,073 ALL I'M GONNA DO IS GO IN AND JUST SAY, 321 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,475 "WE'RE SO SORRY, IT'S ENTIRELY OUR FAULT"-- 322 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,410 - NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T SAY ANY OF THAT. 323 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,411 IT ADMITS LIABILITY. 324 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,048 YOU CAN'T SAY "I'M SORRY", OR "I APOLOGIZE." 325 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,182 IT IMPLIES GUILT. 326 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,584 - THAT'S INSANE. I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 327 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,820 ANDY WAS THE VICTIM-- - CAN'T SAY "VICTIM". 328 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:09,189 - OF AN EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATE-- - CAN'T SAY "UNFORTUNATE", 329 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,423 AND YOU CAN'T SAY "SITUATION". 330 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,825 - I CAN'T SAY THE WORD "SITUATION"? 331 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,861 - NO, IT IMPLIES THERE WAS A SITUATION. 332 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,129 - CAN I GIVE HIM THE PIG? 333 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,565 - YEAH, PIG'S FINE. 334 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,167 - HI, ANDY. 335 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,201 - HI, LESLIE. 336 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,502 - GOT THIS FOR YOU. - AW. 337 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,937 - HOPE YOU SQUEAL BETTER. - AH. 338 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,406 [pig snorts] [laughing] 339 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:31,344 [laughing] - [clears throat] 340 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,580 - THIS IS MY FRIEND, SCOTT. 341 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:34,848 - HI, SCOTT. 342 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,383 - MM-HMM. 343 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:39,052 - ANDY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, I AM SO, SO, SO-- 344 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,587 - MM-MM-MM-MM-MM. 345 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:43,623 - FILLED WITH EMOTIONS. 346 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,092 AS ANY PERSON WOULD. 347 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,527 [mouthing] I'M SORRY. I'M SO, SO SORRY. 348 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,162 - WHAT? 349 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,164 - NO MIMING. - UH... 350 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,001 UH, YOU WERE IN THE PIT. 351 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,402 - WE'RE NOT CONCEDING THAT POINT. 352 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,570 - YOU WERE IN A PLACE... 353 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,307 WE'RE BOTH HERE NOW. 354 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,975 THE GOVERNMENT-- - NO, NO! 355 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,210 NO. 356 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,611 UH, WE GOTTA GO. - WHAT? 357 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,612 - LET'S GO. - WHY? 358 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,914 - COME ON. - WENDELL ADAMS. 359 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,115 I'M ANDREW'S ATTORNEY. 360 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,183 - ANDY, NO! 361 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,252 - IT'S MY ONLY OPTION-- - ANDY, STOP. 362 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,255 I'VE ADVISED MY CLIENT NOT TO SPEAK WITH YOU. 363 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,257 HE'S SUING THE CITY OF PAWNEE. 364 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,359 - ANDY, YOU'RE SUING YOUR HOME TOWN? 365 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,061 - ANDY, NO. 366 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:25,232 - CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS? - LESLIE, NO. 367 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,333 - THIS IS TERRIBLE. 368 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,434 - DON'T SAY "TERRIBLE". 369 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,069 DON'T LOOK BACK. 370 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,570 [pig snorting] 371 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,977 [phone ringing] - HELLO! 372 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,012 - ANDY, IT'S LESLIE. 373 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,047 - HELLO? 374 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,915 - HELLO. ANDY, IT'S LESLIE. 375 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,017 - PSYCH! LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. 376 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,986 [beeps] - ANDY, IT'S LESLIE. 377 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,556 LOOK, WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID IT'S YOUR ONLY OPTION? 378 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,158 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. 379 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,960 WITHOUT LAWYERS PRESENT. 380 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,964 IF YOU WANNA MEET, JUST PUT A WHITE CHALK 'X' ON THE MAILBOX 381 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,631 ACROSS THE STREET FROM CITY HALL. 382 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,934 OR CALL ME BACK-- JUST CALL ME BACK. 383 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,269 [beeps] 384 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,104 ANDY, WHY AREN'T YOU RETURNING MY CALLS? 385 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,606 IS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR LAWYER? IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR LAWYER. 386 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,576 [beeps] HEY, ANDY, IT'S YOUR AUNT. 387 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,113 YOUR MOM OR DAD'S SISTER. 388 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:18,151 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT YOUR UNCLE HAS PASSED. 389 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,687 HE'S WITH JESUS NOW. 390 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:26,726 SO WE'RE HAVING A MEMORIAL IN 30 MINUTES AT CITY HALL. 391 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,727 [beeps] 392 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,696 HEY, FREE GUITARS AT CITY HALL! EVERYBODY RUN! 393 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,098 [beeps] 394 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,966 [robot voice] BECAUSE OF A LOCAL DISASTER, 395 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:39,006 YOU, ANDY DWYER, MUST GO TO THE EVACUATION CENTER 396 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:44,144 AT PAWNEE CITY HALL... [sighs] 397 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,646 - HM, THAT WAS WEIRD. 398 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,082 - [gasps] HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 399 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,686 - [sighs] I PROMISE THAT ANDY ISN'T SUING JUST FOR THE MONEY. 400 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,555 - LESLIE, THE MAN LIVED IN A PIT. 401 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,125 OKAY, HE COULDN'T FIND A PLACE TO LIVE ON THE EARTH'S SURFACE, 402 00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,726 SO HE WENT UNDER THE GROUND. 403 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,395 YOU'RE DEALING WITH A GROWN MAN WHO THINKS LIKE A GOFER. 404 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,065 - I FEEL LIKE IF I COULD GET PAST THE LAWYERS, 405 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,533 AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON, 406 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,601 I THINK I COULD GET HIM TO DROP THE LAWSUIT. 407 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,310 - [Andy on phone] ANN, IS THAT YOU? 408 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,979 - HEY. WE NEED TO TALK SOMEWHERE PRIVATE. 409 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:22,682 [knocking] - OH! 410 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,684 - BABY, I'M BACK. 411 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,453 - THANK YOU SO-- WHAH! AH! 412 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,655 - WHY ARE YOU NAKED? - OH! 413 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,023 - WELL, BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID, 414 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,224 WE'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 415 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,792 - NO, WE'RE NOT. - YES, WE ARE. 416 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,195 YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD THE SUPER SEXY STUFF SHE WAS SAYING TO ME. 417 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,764 - I SAID "HEY, ANDY, IT'S ANN, CAN WE TALK AT MY HOUSE?" 418 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,466 - THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAID IT, 419 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:43,770 YOU WERE LIKE, "HEY, ANDY, IT'S ANN, CAN YOU TALK AT MY HOUSE?" 420 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,038 - MY GOD, YOU'RE SUCH A BABY. 421 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,306 UGH, LITERALLY. 422 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,776 BIG NAKED BABY, PUT CLOTHES ON. 423 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,479 YOU KNOW WHAT? I SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING. 424 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,746 - HAS HE SHOWED UP NAKED BEFORE? 425 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,550 - OH, YEAH--ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, HOLIDAYS. 426 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,786 GOOD LUCK. - WHERE ARE YOU-- 427 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,455 HEY, ANN--JUST-- - NONE OF YOUR CLOTHES FIT ME, 428 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,392 SO I'M PUTTING AN APRON OVER THE FRONT STUFF. 429 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,493 IS SHE GONE? 430 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,131 - WHAT DID YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAID THIS WAS YOUR ONLY OPTION? 431 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,799 - WELL, I'M COMPLETELY BROKE. 432 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:16,569 AND MY LAWYER SAID IT COULD BE WORTH UPWARDS OF $100,000. 433 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,838 - I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE SUING JUST FOR THE MONEY. 434 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,840 - I WANT ANN BACK, AND SHE SAID SHE REALLY NEEDS 435 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,075 A GUY WITH A LOT OF MONEY. 436 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,710 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANN. 437 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:24,811 - WELL, I CAN'T REALLY DO HER VOICE. 438 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,080 BUT SHE SAID SHE LIKES MARK BECAUSE HE'S A GROWN-UP 439 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,215 WITH A BANK ACCOUNT. 440 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,182 I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, 441 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,818 $100,000, I CAN PROBABLY GET A BANK ACCOUNT. 442 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,820 - SOMETIMES I THINK THE RIGHT THING TO DO 443 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,388 IS TO NOT TAKE SHORTCUTS. 444 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,390 I MEAN, LOOK, I TRIED TO FILL IN THE PIT. 445 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,758 THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER. 446 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,228 - FINE. 447 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,696 I'LL GET A JOB. 448 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,498 ANN WILL RESPECT THAT. 449 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,169 I CAN MAKE SIX BUCKS A DAY PLAYING GUITAR IN THE STREET. 450 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,637 I CAN'T MAKE SIX BUCKS A DAY. 451 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:54,174 - WAIT A SECOND, I KNOW I JUST SAID THAT SHORTCUTS ARE BAD, 452 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:58,178 BUT I KIND OF JUST THOUGHT OF AN AWESOME SHORTCUT. 453 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:01,414 - MR. DWYER, WE'RE VERY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE DROPPING THE SUIT. 454 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,782 - YEAH, IT'S REALLY TERRIFIC. 455 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,717 - I HAVE MY CONDITIONS. - NO. 456 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,220 NEVER, I WILL NOT NEGOTIATE WITH GREEDY STREET PEOPLE. 457 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,356 - WAIT, LESLIE, LET'S HEAR HIM OUT. 458 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:14,294 - WE PLANNED THIS. - CHUK-CHUK...KABOOM! 459 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,729 - ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE? 460 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,868 - ONE, I WANT THAT PIT FILLED IN, SIR. 461 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:28,641 - IS THERE A TWO? 462 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,744 - A GUARANTEED STARTING SPOT 463 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:37,284 ON THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS-- INSIDE LINEBACKER. 464 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,752 - WE CAN'T ACCOMPLISH THAT. 465 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:43,756 - I THINK THAT ANDY SEEMS LIKE HE DOESN'T 466 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,892 CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE SECOND ONE. 467 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:50,730 AND HE WOULD BE FINE WITH US JUST FILLING IN THE PIT. 468 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,399 WHAT DO YOU SAY, SCOTT? 469 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,567 - YEAH. 470 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,469 EVENTUALLY, WE'RE GONNA FILL IN THE PIT. 471 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,239 - EVENTUALLY? 472 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,508 I'VE ALREADY BEEN INJURED IN THAT THING TWICE. 473 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:04,744 AND I CAN FALL IN TEN MORE TIMES BY "EVENTUALLY". 474 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,479 EVERY TIME I WALK PAST THAT PIT, 475 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,248 I'M FORCED TO RELIVE THE MOST TRAUMATIC 476 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,618 TWO SEPARATE DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WANNA SUE YOU AGAIN. 477 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:18,291 - WELL, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT IT REALLY SEEMS LIKE 478 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,761 ANDY HAS US OVER A BARREL HERE, SCOTT. 479 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,263 - YEAH. 480 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,832 - THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. 481 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,734 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 482 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,868 - [laughing] - OW! 483 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,470 - OH, SORRY. 484 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,772 USUALLY IN THESE SITUATIONS A PERSON SAYS "PINCH ME." 485 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,744 - IS THAT ANDY? 486 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,347 - HUH, YEAH. 487 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,882 JUST ONE OF HIS CONDITIONS FOR THE SETTLEMENT, I GUESS. 488 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,418 - HE SETTLED? 489 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:49,522 - YEP, GAVE UP $100,000 PROBABLY. 490 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,957 JUST FOR ONE THING. 491 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,227 THE CITY FILL IN THE PIT BEHIND YOUR HOUSE. 492 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,895 - WHY? 493 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,497 - WHO KNOWS? 494 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,400 WHO KNOWS WHY THAT GOPHER DOES WHAT HE DOES? 495 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,569 - YOU ALWAYS HATED THIS PIT! 496 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,743 - GOOD-BYE, PIT... HELLO, LOT. 497 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,746 HOW DOES TAKING RISKS MAKE ME FEEL? 498 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,549 AMAZING. 499 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,719 TINGLING SENSATION THROUGHOUT MY WHOLE BODY. 500 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,821 I FEEL FLUSHED. 501 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,924 MY MUSCLES FEEL RELAXED, YET I FEEL AWAKE. 502 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,494 JUST WAVES OF PLEASURE. 503 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,030 I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING PHYSICAL 504 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,765 THAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY. 505 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,969 - WOW, YOU DID IT. 506 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,306 - YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 507 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,907 - THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO DO. - MY GOD, WE'RE SO CLOSE! 508 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,576 - YEAH. - I'M GONNA CALL KABOOM! 509 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,745 AND CHECK ON THEIR AVAILABILITY FOR NEXT YEAR. 510 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,947 - GREAT. - [clears throat] 511 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,449 - [on phone] INFORMATION. 512 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,451 - HI, YES, I'D LIKE THE NUMBER FOR KABOOM! 513 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,586 THE NATIONAL PLAYGROUND BUILDING CHARITY. 514 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,588 I HOPE THEY CAN WORK US IN. 515 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,624 - [woman on phone] I'M SORRY, THERE'S NO LISTING. 516 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,926 - WHAT? ARE YOU SURE? 517 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,595 - KABOOM! IS A WORD I MADE UP. 518 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:03,863 IT'S NOT IN ANY DICTIONARY. 519 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,598 I TRICK PEOPLE INTO BUILDING PLAYGROUNDS 520 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,534 IN EMPTY LOTS IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD. 521 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,469 IT'S AN ELABORATE PRANK. 522 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,704 FOR MY NEXT PRANK, I'M GOING TO BUILD A HOSPITAL 523 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,740 IN A POOR PART OF CHINA. 524 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,642 THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! 525 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,678 Captioning at CaptionMax www.captionmax.com