1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,771 - TODAY WE ARE WELCOMING A DELEGATION 2 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:06,074 FROM THE PARKS DEPARTMENT OF OUR SISTER CITY, 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:08,509 BORAQUA, VENEZUELA. 4 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:11,445 OUR PHOTO-OP WITH THE MAYOR IS TOMORROW AT 3:00 P.M., 5 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:13,447 SO I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR SUGGESTIONS 6 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:15,783 ABOUT MY WARDROBE ASAP. 7 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,318 - I TOLD YOU-- GOLD-SEQUINED SWEATPANTS. 8 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,787 - ALSO, REMEMBER, EVERYONE, 9 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,423 VENEZUELA IS A POOR COUNTRY. 10 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,225 THESE MEN ARE NOT USED 11 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:27,795 TO THE WEALTH AND FLASH THAT WE HAVE HERE IN CENTRAL INDIANA. 12 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,798 OUR ONLY JOB OVER THE NEXT TWO DAYS 13 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,067 IS TO MAKE THESE MEN FEEL AT HOME. 14 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,768 YES, I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS. 15 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,738 PAWNEE HAS KIND OF A TRICKY HISTORY 16 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:41,742 WITH WELCOMING FOREIGN VISITORS. 17 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,277 BUT THINGS HAVE CHANGED. 18 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:48,182 OUR GUESTS ARE GOING TO STAY IN A MOTEL FOR SURE. 19 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:51,185 [triumphant music] 20 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:59,227 * 21 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,172 - OH, GOD, WHAT IF THEY DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH? 22 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,340 APRIL, YOU KNOW SPANISH, RIGHT? 23 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,480 - OH, GOOD. EXCELLENT. 24 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,848 - MY MOM'S PUERTO RICAN. 25 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:24,452 THAT'S WHY I'M SO LIVELY AND COLORFUL. 26 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:26,320 - OH, MY GOD. HERE THEY ARE. 27 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:27,288 OKAY, EVERYBODY, CLEAN UP. 28 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:30,791 PULL YOUR THING UP. EVERYONE JUST BE GOOD. 29 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,794 JERRY, HIT IT. 30 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,129 THIS IS MY BABY. 31 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:36,797 I PUT THIS WHOLE TRIP TOGETHER. 32 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,567 AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-- IT HAS NOT BEEN EASY. 33 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,903 YOU KNOW, HOW DO YOU FIT ALL OF PAWNEE IN A 48-HOUR VISIT? 34 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,805 I HAD TO DROP 35 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:49,743 THE ROCK-AND-ROLL BOWLING ALLEY FROM OUR ITINERARY. 36 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,712 THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT PHONE CALLS 37 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:52,846 I'VE EVER HAD TO MAKE. 38 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,216 - HELLO, MOST EXCELLENT REPRESENTATIVES 39 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,751 OF THE GREAT PARKS DEPARTMENT OF BORAQUA, VENEZUELA. 40 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,554 I AM DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF PARKS AND RECREATION 41 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,623 AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE DEPARTMENTAL AD HOC 42 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:05,726 SUBCOMMITTEE FOR PIT BEAUTIFICATION, LESLIE KNOPE. 43 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,195 - IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 44 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:08,729 I AM VICE DIRECTOR EJECUTIVO DEL DIPUTADO 45 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,431 DEL DEPARTAMENTO DE PARQUES, 46 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,534 RAUL ALEJANDRO BASTILLA PEDRO DE VELOSO DE MALDONADO. 47 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:14,702 - I'M TOM. 48 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,270 - THESE ARE MY COLLEAGUES, 49 00:02:16,304 --> 00:02:20,241 ANTONIO RIVERA-FONSECA, MINISTER OF SMALL FOUNTAINS, 50 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:23,544 AND ELVIS CORREJA, ADMINISTRATOR OF HEDGES. 51 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,313 - AND HE IS? 52 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:26,547 - PAY NO ATTENTION TO HIM. 53 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,849 HE'S OUR INTERN, JHONNY. HE IS WORTHLESS. 54 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,285 WE ARE QUITE TIRED FROM OUR TRIP. 55 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,753 COULD YOU HAVE YOUR SERVANT COLLECT OUR BAGS, PLEASE? 56 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,955 - WHAT DID HE CALL ME? - TOM, PLEASE. 57 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,324 IT'S A DIFFERENT CULTURE, OKAY? 58 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,658 JUST BE A GOOD HOST AND DO THIS FOR ME. 59 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:38,592 - FINE. 60 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,462 - YES, WE WILL GET OUR PATHETIC SERVANT BOY 61 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,664 TO FETCH YOUR LUGGAGE. GO, BOY. 62 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:45,666 NOW, I KNOW YOU GENTLEMEN HAD A LONG FLIGHT, 63 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:49,770 BUT I HAVE PREPARED A WELCOME PARTY IN YOUR HONOR. 64 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,739 - EXCELLENT, I LIKE TO PARTY. 65 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,442 - WELL, MY JOB IS TO SEE TO YOUR EVERY NEED. 66 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:57,745 - DO WE JUST, UM, SELECT THE WOMAN WE DESIRE? 67 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,515 I WILL TAKE THE LARGE BLACK ONE. 68 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,484 - INTERESTING CHOICE. - WHAT? 69 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,618 - DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF A BOOK 70 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,654 WITH PHOTOS OF THE WOMEN AVAILABLE TO US? 71 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,491 IF NOT, I WILL ALSO TAKE THE SEXY BLACK ONE. 72 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,892 - I AM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL. 73 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:15,996 I'VE BEEN TO SOUTH AMERICA. I DID VERY WELL THERE. 74 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,299 - I THINK THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TRANSLATION PROBLEM. 75 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,700 WHEN I SAID PARTY, I MEANT ONE 76 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,935 THAT DID NOT INCLUDE SEX FOR PAY, 77 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,505 BUT ONE THAT HAD FOOD AND DRINK AND DANCING. 78 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,506 THAT SORT OF THING. 79 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,608 - SO NO WOMEN? 80 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,310 - NO. 81 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,446 OFF TO KIND OF A WEIRD START. 82 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,682 OH, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO LEARN FROM EACH OTHER. 83 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,817 WHAT KIND OF BIRDS DO YOU GUYS EAT? 84 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:37,818 - CHICKENS. 85 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,688 - US TOO. AMAZING. 86 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,291 - WHAT IS THIS? 87 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,692 - WATER. 88 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,294 I'MSORRY-- AGUA. 89 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,695 IN OUR COUNTRY GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS 90 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,530 DRINK ONLY BOTTLED WATER. 91 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,631 - WELL, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THAT WATER'S 92 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:51,632 VERY SAFE TO DRINK. 93 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,834 - [snickers] NO. BOTTLED. 94 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,803 PLEASE. SEND THE BOY. 95 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,571 - TOM, GO GET WATER. 96 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,572 - LESLIE, COME ON. 97 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:02,343 - FOR YOUR TROUBLES. 98 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,845 - YOU GOT IT, CHIEF. 99 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,659 - HEY, APRIL, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT A SECOND? 100 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,561 - GO AWAY, JERRY. 101 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,297 - OKAY. 102 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,069 [oohs and ahhs] 103 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,706 - THIS IS A GOLD-PLATED REPLICA OF A GUN HUGO CHAVEZ USED 104 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,576 IN THE 1992 SOCIALIST REVOLUTION. 105 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,644 IT IS A GIFT. 106 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:41,615 - THIS GUN TRULY SYMBOLIZES THE BLOSSOMING PEACE 107 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,818 BETWEEN OUR TWO NATIONS. 108 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,854 A KEY ASPECT TO DIPLOMACY IS GIFT-GIVING. 109 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:50,324 THE GIFT HAS TO BE NICE ENOUGH TO HONOR AND RESPECT THE GUEST, 110 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,693 BUT NOT SO NICE THAT IT SHAMES HIM. 111 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,463 PLUS, IT NEEDS TO REPRESENT THE LOCAL CULTURE. 112 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:56,997 AND I FOUND THE PERFECT THING. 113 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:01,735 A BOTTLE OF HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP MADE RIGHT HERE 114 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,837 IN PAWNEE'S OWN SWEETUMS FACTORY. 115 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,706 SWEETUMS: "IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, SWEETUMS." 116 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,941 SINCE 1891. 117 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,878 AND THREE DOZEN RUBBER BABY-BOTTLE NIPPLES. 118 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,713 ALSO MADE HERE IN PAWNEE. 119 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,882 KERNSTON'S RUBBER NIPPLES. 120 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:17,050 "TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING." 121 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,653 [applause] 122 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,492 - YES, AND WE TOO ARE PLEASED TO BE HERE 123 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,494 IN YOUR DIRTY ALLEYWAY. 124 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,830 WE THANK YOU FOR THE CONTAINER OF SAP 125 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,031 AND THE BAG OF GARBAGE. 126 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:33,967 - HIS ENGLISH ISN'T PERFECT, SO I DON'T THINK HE REALIZES 127 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,703 HOW INSULTING HE'S BEING. 128 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:38,839 - WE ARE ALSO SISTER CITIES WITH KAESONG, NORTH KOREA. 129 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:41,675 THEIR TOWN IS FAR NICER. 130 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:44,144 - THAT'S FINE. IT'S MY JOB. I'M A DIPLOMAT. 131 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,079 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 132 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,781 - WE HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME, 133 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,518 BUT WHAT WE HAVE SEEN IS REALLY, FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR HEARTS, 134 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,553 TRULY DEPRESSING. 135 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:54,121 REALLY, REALLY SAD STUFF. 136 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,089 - I MEAN, THAT'S WHY PEOPLE RESPECT HILLARY CLINTON SO MUCH, 137 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,592 'CAUSE NOBODY TAKES A PUNCH LIKE HER. 138 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:02,596 SHE'S THE STRONGEST, SMARTEST PUNCHING BAG IN THE WORLD. 139 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:03,964 - IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ANTONIO SAID TO ME, 140 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,866 "CAN WE TURN THIS CAR AROUND 141 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,801 "AND SAY WE'RE SICK OR SOMETHING, 142 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:08,669 OR THAT WE LOST OUR WAY?" 143 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,738 OF COURSE THAT WOULD BE RUDE TO YOU. 144 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:11,739 [laughing] 145 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,143 - WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? 146 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,411 - I'M A CITY PLANNER. 147 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,581 - THIS CITY WAS PLANNED? - [laughs] 148 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,950 - ON THE DRIVE IN, I SAW A TATTOO PARLOR 149 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,918 NEXT TO A SCHOOL NEXT TO A TACO BELL. 150 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,988 IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED BY A VERY STUPID RODENT. 151 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,958 - HE'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY SMART RODENT. 152 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,727 - AH. YOU HAVE A QUICK WIT. 153 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,929 - [chuckles] - YOU KNOW WHAT? 154 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,065 I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. I WILL HAVE YOU FOR THE EVENING. 155 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:41,034 - [gasps] OH, BOY. 156 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,770 - SHE'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. 157 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,939 - POLITICALLY, NO. I DON'T SUPPORT CHAVEZ. 158 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:50,611 I DESPISE HIM AND EVERYTHING THAT HE DOES. 159 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:54,047 ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS IS A PRETTY SWEET-ASS GUN. 160 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,718 - THE BANANA YOU WANTED, SEÑOR. 161 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:58,719 - FINALLY. 162 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,521 YOU PEEL. 163 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:01,955 - WHAT? 164 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,123 - WITH YOUR HANDS, 165 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:07,495 YOU PEEL THE BANANA. 166 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,196 - OKAY, LET'S GET STARTED, SHALL WE? 167 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,031 I HAVE A FULL DAY OF ACTIVITIES PLANNED. 168 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:12,500 - I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHERE THE CHILDREN 169 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,734 ARE FED THE SWEETENERS. 170 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,569 - OUR RESTAURANT? 171 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,004 - AMERICAN CHILDREN ARE FATTENED MORE EFFICIENTLY 172 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,873 THAN ANY OTHER CHILDREN IN THE WORLD. 173 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:22,976 THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE BASKETBALLS. I MEAN, THEY'RE HUGE. 174 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,945 LITTLE PORKERS. 175 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,247 - OKAY, THIS IS OUR THERMOMETER. 176 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,982 I'M TRYING TO TURN A GIANT DIRT PIT 177 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,651 INTO A COMMUNITY PARK, 178 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:34,555 BUT I NEED $35,000, AND THE CITY DOESN'T HAVE 179 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,056 ENOUGH MONEY IN ITS BUDGET. 180 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,224 - I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 181 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,959 - YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BUDGET SHORTAGE? 182 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,729 [all laughing] 183 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:45,165 - [sighs] NO. 184 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,235 - VENEZUELA IS BLESSED WITH MASSIVE OIL RESERVES. 185 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:51,238 MASSIVE, I MEAN, TREMENDOUS, LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE. 186 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,507 THE STATE SELLS THE OIL, 187 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:57,144 KEEPS ALL THE MONEY, AND WE BUILD WHATEVER WE WANT. 188 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:02,115 - WOW, WELL, NOW I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. 189 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,517 [laughs] 190 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,921 - I FEEL THAT MY ENGLISH WAS VERY CLEAR. 191 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,089 SHALL I REPEAT? 192 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:12,660 VENEZUELA-- VENEZUELA, MY COUNTRY-- 193 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:15,663 HAS A LOT OF OIL. OIL IS FOOD FOR CARS. 194 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:19,900 - THE VENEZUELANS ARE VERY CONFIDENT PEOPLE. 195 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,102 OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW THESE GUYS DIDN'T TURN OUT 196 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,871 TO BE EXACTLY HOW WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE. 197 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,906 - YOU SAID THEY MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT TOILET PAPER IS. 198 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,741 - I'M CALLING AN AUDIBLE. 199 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,276 WE CAN'T BE HUMBLE ANYMORE. 200 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,111 WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO IS-- WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THEM 201 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,147 TO OUR BEST PARK, AND WE'RE GOING TO BLOW THEIR SOCKS OFF. 202 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,049 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO BLOW THEIR SOCKS OFF. 203 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,818 - FINE, WE'LL GO FURTHER. 204 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,852 WE'LL TAKE THEM TO CHICAGO AND PRETEND IT'S PART OF PAWNEE. 205 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:39,853 OR NEW YORK. 206 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,021 OR LONDON! 207 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,656 NO, WAIT, THE MONEY'S DIFFERENT THERE. 208 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:43,957 THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY, NEVER MIND. 209 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,092 WE'LL GO TO THE PARK. 210 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,994 EVERYBODY DOING OKAY BACK THERE? 211 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,630 COMFORTABLE? 212 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,101 WELL, THE MOTEL WE'RE PUTTING YOU UP IN IS REALLY NICE. 213 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,570 YOU CAN WATCH TBS. 214 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,005 DO YOU HAVE TBS IN VENEZUELA? 215 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,174 - I HAVE EVERYTHING IN VENEZUELA. 216 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:04,011 I HAVE FOUR SATELLITE DISHES ON MY ESTATE. 217 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,648 WE GET 14,000 CHANNELS. 218 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:09,182 14,000. 219 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,585 I ALREADY KNOW WHO WINS PROJECT RUNWAY. 220 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:14,588 - WOW, I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, THEN. 221 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,056 - I SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT, BUT, NO, THANK YOU. 222 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:19,126 I AM STILL PRIMARILY INTERESTED IN THE LARGE BLACK WOMAN. 223 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,062 - MM. 224 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,299 HERE WE ARE. TAKE IT IN, BOYS. 225 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,968 - THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO AMERICA. 226 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:28,836 - I'M SORRY? 227 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,904 - YOU ARE RIGHT TO WANT TO CORRECT THIS. 228 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,105 - CORRECT WHAT? 229 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:32,973 - THIS IS THE GIANT PIT OF DIRT 230 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,307 YOU WERE TELLING US ABOUT, IS IT NOT? 231 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:37,678 THE ONE YOU WANT TO TURN INTO A PARK? 232 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,814 - NO, NO. THIS IS ALREADY A PARK. 233 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,150 AND IT'S ONE OF OUR BEST-LOVED PARKS. 234 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,152 - WHY ARE THE TREES SO SMALL? 235 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,153 - THEY'RE NOT THAT SMALL. 236 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,155 BESIDES, SIZE DOESN'T MATTER. 237 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,257 - YES, IT DOES. 238 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,059 OUR TREES ARE HUGE. 239 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,061 WE BUILD TUNNELS THROUGH THEM. 240 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:11,712 - THE PARKS IN BORAQUA ARE FAR SUPERIOR. 241 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,181 THE PARK IN MY HOMETOWN, THE PARQUE DEL ESTE, 242 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,751 WE HAVE A MONORAIL, AND WE HAVE AN AQUARIUM. 243 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,921 AND THE JARIPA AMPHITHEATRE IS HUGE. 244 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,389 - LADY GAGA PLAYED THERE LAST WEEK. 245 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,057 - GREAT, WELL, WE DON'T HAVE LADY GAGA. 246 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:26,326 AND I DON'T THINK SHE'S GOING TO COME HERE 247 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,129 UNLESS HER CAREER TAKES A VERY BAD TURN. 248 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,999 BUT WE HAVE SOMETHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN LADY GAGA. 249 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:32,966 DEMOCRACY. 250 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,735 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE OF THAT. 251 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,170 LET'S GO TO A TOWN-HALL MEETING. 252 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:40,373 - ELVIS. OH, HENRY! 253 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,677 RAUL, BUTTERFINGER. 254 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:47,314 ANTONIO, NESTLE CRUNCH WITH THE CRISPY RICE REMOVED. 255 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:52,452 WEIRD CHOICE, BUT FOR YOU I GOT IT DONE. 256 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,888 - GRACIAS, SEÑOR. 257 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,989 - GRACIAS. 258 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,424 I FIND IT INCREDIBLY DEMEANING, 259 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,759 BUT, GUESS WHAT? 260 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,227 * CASH MONEY 261 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,997 * I'M GOING TO MAKE IT RAIN 262 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,033 I'M JUST GOING TO PICK THAT UP REAL QUICK. 263 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,869 - SO ARE YOU GUYS READY? WE'RE ABOUT TO START. 264 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,470 - THIS IS WHERE YOU HAVE YOUR MEETINGS? 265 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,840 - WELL, THE LOCATION ROTATES. 266 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,208 SOMETIMES WE HAVE THEM ON THE VOLLEYBALL COURTS. 267 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,177 - [chuckles] 268 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,912 - WHERE DO YOU HOLD YOUR MEETINGS? 269 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,782 - WELL, NOW THAT YOU ASKED, WE USUALLY ROTATE AS WELL 270 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,852 BETWEEN DIFFERENT FORTRESSES AND CITADELS AND PALACES. 271 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,487 - MM, WE DON'T NEED PALACES. 272 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,124 THE IDEAS ARE WHAT SHINE IN OUR MEETINGS. 273 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,360 - WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF MORON? 274 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,963 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE HAND DRYERS IN THE PARK BATHROOMS? 275 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:39,232 THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE SANITARY THAN PAPER TOWELS! 276 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,367 ANYONE KNOWS THAT! 277 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,803 - MY DOG WENT TO ONE OF YOUR PARKS 278 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,204 AND ATE ANOTHER DOG'S FECES, 279 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,439 AND I AM GOING TO SUE YOU FOR THAT. 280 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,175 - HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? - [screams] 281 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,977 - HUH? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 282 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,178 - [screams] 283 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,913 - NOW IMAGINE YOU'RE HOLDING COFFEE! 284 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,381 - THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 285 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,183 WHERE ARE THE ARMED MEN WHO COME IN 286 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,218 TO TAKE THE PROTESTORS AWAY? WHERE ARE THEY? 287 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,521 THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR IS NEVER TOLERATED IN BORAQUA. 288 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,057 YOU SHOUT LIKE THAT, THEY PUT YOU IN JAIL. 289 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,959 RIGHT AWAY. 290 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,060 NO TRIAL, NO NOTHING. 291 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,163 JOURNALISTS--WE HAVE A SPECIAL JAIL FOR JOURNALISTS. 292 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,032 YOU ARE STEALING-- RIGHT TO JAIL. 293 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,767 YOU'RE PLAYING MUSIC TOO LOUD--RIGHT TO JAIL. 294 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:14,768 RIGHT AWAY. 295 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,003 YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST? JAIL. 296 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,004 SLOW? JAIL. 297 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:20,173 YOU'RE CHARGING TOO HIGH PRICES FOR SWEATERS, 298 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,342 GLASSES, YOU RIGHT TO JAIL. 299 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,045 YOU UNDERCOOK FISH-- BELIEVE IT OR NOT, JAIL. 300 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,048 YOU OVERCOOK CHICKEN-- ALSO JAIL. 301 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,149 UNDERCOOK, OVERCOOK. 302 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,517 YOU MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A DENTIST 303 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,052 AND YOU DON'T SHOW UP, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, JAIL. 304 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:32,986 RIGHT AWAY. 305 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:35,055 WE HAVE THE BEST PATIENTS IN THE WORLD... 306 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,857 BECAUSE OF JAIL. 307 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,228 - WELL, IT WAS TOUGH GOING, BUT IT WAS LIVELY. 308 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,030 WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE OPEN FORUM? 309 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,865 - THIS MEETING OF UGLY PEOPLE YELLING-- 310 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,166 IT IS LIKE TORTURE. 311 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,835 - THAT'S ONE PERSPECTIVE. 312 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:48,836 - IN BORAQUA, THE GOVERNMENT MOVES 313 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,071 LIKE A HOT KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER. 314 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,206 I'M SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO PEOPLE YELLING, 315 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,843 THESE FAT FACES TURNING ALL RED. 316 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,210 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WE'RE LIKE KINGS. 317 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,246 WE WALK DOWN THE STREET, AND THEY TREAT US 318 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,547 LIKE ROCK STARS. 319 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,950 WE ANSWER TO NOBODY. 320 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,052 - WELL, IN A TRUE DEMOCRACY, WE BELIEVE 321 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:08,922 THAT THE INPUT OF OUR CITIZENS IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE. 322 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,425 - HEY, THESE PRETZELS SUCK. 323 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,861 - THANK YOU. 324 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:14,928 SEE? 325 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,264 - NO WONDER NOTHING EVER GETS DONE IN THIS COUNTRY. 326 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,531 - REALLY? NOTHING GETS DONE? 327 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,400 TELL THAT TO THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE 328 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,601 OR AMERICAN IDOL 329 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,070 OR THE MOON. OH, WAIT. 330 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,071 YOU CAN'T 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE. 331 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,274 - LOOK, THIS IS NOT PERSONAL. 332 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,076 WE JUST THINK THAT YOU ARE WEAK, 333 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,311 AND YOUR CITY IS DISGUSTING. 334 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,846 - I THINK YOU'RE RUDE. 335 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,447 AND I THINK YOU'VE BEEN RUDE SINCE YOU CAME HERE. 336 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,917 AND I THINK THAT YOUR MEDALS ARE STUPID. 337 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,120 AND YOUR UNIFORM IS LAME. 338 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,222 AND YOU GUYS WANT TO MARRY HUGO CHAVEZ. 339 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,124 - HEY... 340 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,926 DO NOT DISRESPECT CHAVEZ. 341 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,595 - STUPID CHAVEZ. 342 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,197 - I JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO DISRESPECT HIM. 343 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,298 - GOOD, I JUST DID. - THAT'S TWICE. 344 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,232 - I DON'T LIKE CHAVEZ. 345 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,167 - YES, YOU DO, AND DO NOT DISRESPECT HIM. 346 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,602 - NO, I DON'T. - YES, YOU DO. 347 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,137 - NO, I DON'T, RAUL. 348 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,973 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT HERE, THEN GO. 349 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,074 OKAY, RAUL? 350 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,609 - GREAT. - GOOD, SHUT UP. 351 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,244 - WE'RE SHUTTING UP, YEAH. 352 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,980 HERE WE GO. 353 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,216 - NOS VAMOS. - THOSE ARE OUR PENS. 354 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,217 - GREAT. WE DON'T EVEN NEED THEM. 355 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,952 - GREAT. THEN DON'T TAKE THEM. 356 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:15,889 - WE DIDN'T. 357 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,191 - THEY STARTED IT. 358 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,363 - LOOK, THOSE GUYS WERE RUDE, ARROGANT, 359 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,098 NARROW-MINDED, CLASS-A JERKS. 360 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,100 NOW, I MAY HAVE LOST MY COOL, BUT THEY DESERVED IT. 361 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,603 - OKAY, I'LL CALL THE MAYOR AND CANCEL THE PHOTO-OP. 362 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,671 - NO, DON'T DO THAT. 363 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,474 - OKAY, THEN CALL THE VENEZUELANS AND APOLOGIZE. 364 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,978 - NO, THEY WERE RUDE, ARROGANT, NARROW-MINDED, CLASS-A JERKS. 365 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,014 - OKAY, THEN I'LL CALL THE MAYOR AND CANCEL THE PHOTO-OP. 366 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,216 - NO. 367 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,617 - DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM HERE? 368 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,387 - YES, BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 369 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,122 YESTERDAY I WAS TOUGH AND DIRECT. 370 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,291 AND TODAY I HAVE TO BE CHARMING. 371 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,994 BASICALLY, YESTERDAY I WAS HILLARY CLINTON, 372 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,963 AND TODAY I'M BILL. - GRACIAS. 373 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,630 CAN I GET ANYONE ANYTHING TO DRINK 374 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,499 BEFORE WE START-- COFFEE, BRANDY? 375 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,934 - I'D LOVE SOME COFFEE. 376 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,103 - ANYTHING, GUYS? SOME NUTS? 377 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,671 - I'LL HAVE SOME NUTS. - GUMMI BEARS. 378 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,239 - SURE. - APPLE CRISPS. 379 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,307 - YEAH. - GRANOLA BARS. 380 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,308 - I'LL TAKE THOSE. 381 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,177 - NOTHING? SURE? 382 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,479 OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT THERE IF YOU NEED ME. 383 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:16,449 - WELL, RAUL, GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 384 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,451 I WOULD JUST LIKE TO FIRST SAY 385 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,553 I AM SO SORRY FOR BLOWING UP YESTERDAY. 386 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,455 IT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR. 387 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:25,225 - WELL, WE ARE SORRY AS WELL. 388 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,227 WE WERE VERY TIRED FROM OUR LONG JOURNEY. 389 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,661 - ALSO, WE WERE A BIT JEALOUS. 390 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,198 OUR COLLEAGUES FROM CARACAS ARE VISITING 391 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,433 THEIR SISTER CITY OF MIAMI. - YEAH. 392 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,702 - THEY'VE BEEN PARTYING WITH DWYANE WADE. 393 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,371 THEY SENT US ALL THESE PHOTOS AND QUICKTIME FILES, 394 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,174 I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS PLACE MIAMI, JUST GORGEOUS. 395 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,376 EVERYTHING--THERE'S SO MUCH SOUL AND LIFE. 396 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,145 EVERYWHERE-- EVERY LITTLE, TINY STREET. 397 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,347 SO MUCH CULTURE AND HISTORY, AND THE CARS-- 398 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,016 PEOPLE REALLY TAKE CARE OF THEIR CARS THERE. 399 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,550 - I NOTICED THAT IN THE PICTURES. 400 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,286 - THEY'RE A LITTLE OLDER BUT STILL JUST BEAUTIFUL. 401 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,587 IT'S REALLY, REALLY NICE, AND THE FOOD-- 402 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,523 SO SPICY AND WONDERFUL. 403 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,292 WE COULD NOT EVEN BELIEVE. 404 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,762 BUT PAWNEE IS REALLY GOOD AS WELL. 405 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,632 IN ANY CASE, I MADE A FEW PHONE CALLS, 406 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,568 AND, UH, THE GOVERNMENT OF VENEZUELA 407 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:13,573 HAS AUTHORIZED A SPECIAL GIFT FOR YOU. 408 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:19,512 [laughs] 409 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,248 - $35,000? 410 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,016 - YES, IT IS TO FILL YOUR PIT, 411 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,319 TO START TO BUILD A PARK. 412 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,088 - OH, NO, NO. WE CAN'T TAKE THIS. 413 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,522 - YES, YES, YES, PLEASE. 414 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,724 WE'LL SEE YOU LATER TODAY AT THE PHOTO OPPORTUNITY. 415 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,561 AND I THINK WE ARE GOOD HERE. 416 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,795 NO? ¿TODO BIEN? 417 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,796 - BUENO, RAUL. - OKAY. 418 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,665 - UN POCO BRUTA, PERO SE LO HIZO CLARO. 419 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,367 - OKAY, GRACIAS. 420 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,634 - GRACIAS. - GOOD MEETING. 421 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,405 - AH, I DON'T KNOW. 422 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,673 MAYBE I SHOULD RETURN THE MONEY. 423 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,375 IT'S FROM A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT. 424 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,642 I DON'T REALLY TRUST THESE GUYS. 425 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,643 I'M GOING TO RETURN THE MONEY. - ARE YOU CRAZY? 426 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,580 YOU COULD BUY A LOW-END LEXUS WITH THAT MONEY. 427 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,748 - OR YOU COULD BUILD A PARK WITH THAT MONEY. 428 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:56,816 - LET'S LOOK AT THE PROS AND CONS. 429 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,619 - PRO, WE COULD FILL IN THE PIT AND BUILD A PARK. 430 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,621 - CON, WE MIGHT BE FILLING IT IN WITH DIRTY MONEY. 431 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,523 - PRO, $35,000 WORTH OF DIRTY MONEY. 432 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,592 - CON, NOT QUITE SURE WHY THAT'S A PRO. 433 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,759 - PRO, WE CAN FILL IN THE PIT. 434 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,528 - CON, ANN ALREADY SAID THAT. 435 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,298 UGH, PRO AND CON NEVER WORKS. 436 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,499 - PRO, YES, IT DOES. 437 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,769 - UGH-- I DON'T--UGH. 438 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,540 FINE, FINE. WE'LL KEEP THE MONEY, OKAY? 439 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,242 EVERYBODY HAPPY? JERRY, ARE YOU HAPPY? 440 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,344 - WHAT DID I DO? - MEETING ADJOURNED, JERRY. 441 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,714 - CAN I JUST SAY, I STILL FEEL KIND OF WEIRD ABOUT THIS MONEY. 442 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,451 - OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW THEY'VE GIVEN YOU A HARD TIME. 443 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,253 WHEN THE MAYOR GETS HERE, WE'LL DO THE PHOTO-OP, 444 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,554 THEY'LL BE OUT OF OUR HAIR. 445 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:10,790 YOU'LL GET TO BUILD YOUR PARK. 446 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,492 - AH, LESLIE, HELLO. - RAUL. 447 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,495 THE MAYOR WILL BE WITH US IN JUST A FEW MINUTES. 448 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,496 - IF YOU DON'T MIND, WE WOULD LIKE 449 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,898 TO TAKE A VIDEO OF YOU TO SHOW OUR SUPERIORS. 450 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,600 - OH, OKAY, SURE. 451 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,868 - DO YOU HAVE THE CHECK THAT WE GAVE TO YOU? 452 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,204 - UH, YES, I DO. [clears throat] 453 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,805 - OKAY, YOU CAN SHOW IT TO THE CAMERA, 454 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:30,410 AND SAY HOW MUCH IT IS AND WHAT IT IS FOR. 455 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,346 - OKAY, THIS IS A CHECK FOR $35,000, 456 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,582 AND IT IS TO BUILD A PARK. 457 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,783 - HOW GENEROUS. 458 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,319 - YES, IT'S REALLY GENEROUS. 459 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,254 - NOW SAY, "VIVA VENEZUELA." 460 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,722 - VIVA VENEZUELA. 461 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,592 - VIVA CHAVEZ. 462 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,560 - THANK YOU, VENEZUELA. 463 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,828 - VIVA CHAVEZ--SAY IT. 464 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,564 - AH, COME ON. 465 00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,567 I--I DON'T WANT TO VIVA THAT GUY. 466 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,171 - WE JUST GAVE YOU $35,000. THAT'S WORTH ONE VIVA. 467 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,279 - VIVA CHAVEZ. 468 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,914 - YES, VIVA CHAVEZ. 469 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,582 GRACIAS. 470 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,451 - YEAH. 471 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,654 - ENTONCES... 472 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,890 - WHAT IS HE SAYING? 473 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:21,394 - UM, THEY ARE VERY HAPPY. 474 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:24,497 THEY SAY HUGO CHAVEZ WILL LOVE THIS VIDEO, 475 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,834 BECAUSE IT IS ANOTHER SUCCESS FOR THEIR COMMITTEE. 476 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,469 - COMMITTEE? 477 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,570 - YEAH. 478 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:34,774 THEY'RE A COMMITTEE TO HUMILIATE AND SHAME AMERICA. 479 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,609 - GONNA BE A GOOD VIDEO. 480 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:40,347 - THE COMMITTEE TO HUMILIATE AND SHAME AMERICA? 481 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,550 - YES, IT IS HUGO CHAVEZ'S PASSION PROJECT. 482 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,552 OH, WE JUST HAD AN IDEA. 483 00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,487 WHY DON'T YOU CALL YOUR PARK AFTER CHAVEZ? 484 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,589 DO YOU KNOW, YOU CALL IT, "HUGO CHAVEZ PARK." 485 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:52,559 AND YOU CAN HAVE A NICE BIG FOUNTAIN OF HIS HEAD 486 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,527 SO THAT WHEN THE WATER IS COMING OUT, 487 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,364 HE'S SPITTING AT YOU ALL THE TIME. 488 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,798 YOU SHOULD WRITE THIS DOWN. 489 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,671 - VIVA AMERICA. 490 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,573 VIVA PAWNEE. 491 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,941 VIVA MAYOR WALTER GUNDERSON. 492 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,477 - YOU HAVE OFFENDED US. 493 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,513 YOU HAVE OFFENDED THE GOVERNMENT OF BORAQUA. 494 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,283 YOU ARE NO LONGER OUR SISTER. 495 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,618 VAMONOS. RAPIDO. 496 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,388 - NO, AMERICA IS NOT PERFECT. 497 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:25,658 BUT DIPLOMACY ISN'T JUST SUCKING UP AND BEING A PUSHOVER. 498 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,795 SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO GET TOUGH. 499 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:32,265 I AM GOING TO BUILD THAT PARK MYSELF, 500 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,800 AND IT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME. 501 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,303 AND IT'S NOT GOING TO HAVE A FOUNTAIN 502 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,037 SHAPED LIKE HUGO CHAVEZ'S HEAD 503 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,373 SPITTING WATER ALL OVER EVERYONE, 504 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,576 UNLESS THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. 505 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:47,280 AND THAT, SIR, IS DEMOCRACY. 506 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,585 - LESLIE, COME SEE THIS. 507 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:54,354 CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO THAT APRIL SENT ME. 508 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,757 - HEY, GUYS, I'M AT JHONNY'S PLACE IN VENEZUELA. 509 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,292 IT'S OKAY, I GUESS. 510 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,594 HE HAS, LIKE, 5 MILLION ROOMS. 511 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,029 AND THIS IS ONLY HIS GUEST HOUSE. 512 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:03,896 - HOLY COW. 513 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,833 - THERE'S A LOT OF GUYS WITH GUNS HERE. 514 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,436 IT'S BETTER THAN MY MOM'S HOUSE, I GUESS. 515 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,472 SO TELL LESLIE I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M GOING TO BE BACK. 516 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,507 OH, AND DONNA'S HERE. 517 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,944 - HEY, GUYS. 518 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,547 HOLA.