1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,171 - I JUST WANT TO CHECK 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,406 ONE LAST TIME THAT YOU'RE OKAY 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,774 ABOUT THIS DATE WITH MARK. 4 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:08,542 - OH, MY GOD, I AM SO FINE WITH IT, ANN, SERIOUSLY. 5 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:09,710 IT'S SO FINE. 6 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,512 AS LONG AS YOU AND I ARE COOL. 7 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,247 YOU KNOW MY CODE. 8 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,548 HOS BEFORE BROS. 9 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:16,784 UTERUSES BEFORE DUDERUSES. - GOT IT. 10 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,619 - OVARIES BEFORE BROVARIES. 11 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,421 MM. 12 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:23,091 YOU MAKE SUCH GOOD COFFEE. 13 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,725 - LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT, 14 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,127 BUT I'VE BEEN IN THIS POSITION BEFORE. 15 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,695 AND I HAD A FRIEND WHO DATED AN EX, 16 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,698 AND I SAID I WAS OKAY, BUT I WASN'T ACTUALLY. 17 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:31,799 IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD. 18 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,701 - THE THING IS, MARK ISN'T MY EX. 19 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,603 YOU KNOW, WE SLEPT TOGETHER SIX YEARS AGO. 20 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,105 ANYWAY, I'M OVER IT. 21 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,672 OR AM I? I'M JUST KIDDING. 22 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:39,673 - OH. 23 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:43,644 - OH. OH. 24 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,779 THIS IS ONE OF MY GREATEST BRAINSTORMS EVER. 25 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:46,580 A COMMUNITY GARDEN. 26 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,716 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PIT. 27 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,718 WE'RE ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO JUST COME OUT 28 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,253 AND PLANT WHATEVER THEY WANT. 29 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,788 AND TOM AND I SOMETIMES GET HERE EARLY AND HELP OUT. 30 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,257 - IT'S SO HOT. 31 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,791 I HAD TO GET SOME MORE ICED TEA. 32 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,428 - PEOPLE HAVE JUST REALLY EMBRACED THIS 33 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:01,729 AND PLANTED THE COOLEST STUFF. 34 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,697 AND TOM IS OUR MASTER HORTICULTURIST. 35 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,466 HE KNOWS ALL THE SCIENTIFIC NAMES FOR EVERYTHING. 36 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,700 RIGHT, TOM? - YUP. 37 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,469 - LIKE THIS. WHAT'S THIS, TOM? 38 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,204 - THOSE ARE, OF COURSE, TOMATOES. 39 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,140 OR SOULJABOY TELLEMS. 40 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,375 WHENEVER LESLIE ASKS ME FOR THE LATIN NAMES 41 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,609 OF ANY OF OUR PLANTS, 42 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,745 I JUST GIVE HER THE NAMES OF RAPPERS. 43 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:18,646 - AND THOSE OVER THERE? 44 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,648 - THOSE ARE SOME DIDDIES. 45 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:23,684 THERE'S SOME BONETHUGS AND HARMONIUMS RIGHT HERE. 46 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,885 - GROWING BEAUTIFULLY. 47 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,554 - THOSE LUDACRISES ARE COMING IN GREAT. 48 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,821 - LOOK. SOMEONE PLANTED SOMETHING NEW. 49 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,490 WHAT'S THIS? 50 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,591 WHAT DO YOU THINK? CARROTS? 51 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:35,663 IF THAT'S TRUE, WE HAVE A GARDEN PEST ON OUR HANDS. 52 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,598 MAYBE SOME KIND OF SPICE? 53 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,300 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, LESLIE, THE BEST WAY TO FIGURE OUT 54 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,234 WHAT KIND OF SPICE THAT IS, 55 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,770 IS ROLL IT UP INTO A JOINT AND SMOKE IT. 56 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,708 [triumphant music] 57 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:55,749 * 58 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:05,893 [footsteps] 59 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:08,229 - RON, DID YOU GET MY TEXT? 60 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,164 - NO. - DID YOU GET MY EMAILS? 61 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,232 - MM-MM. 62 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,800 - DID YOU SEE THAT I PAGED YOU? 63 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,168 - I DID NOT. 64 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,637 - DID YOU CHECK YOUR VOICEMAIL? 65 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:17,905 - I DIDN'T. 66 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,039 - WE HAVE A CRIMINAL EMERGENCY ON OUR HANDS. 67 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:21,809 SOMEONE PLANTED A GATEWAY DRUG IN THE COMMUNITY GARDEN. 68 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,677 - OKAY. CALL THE COPS. 69 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:24,745 - THAT'LL LEAK TO THE PRESS. 70 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,814 THEN THERE'LL BE AN INVESTIGATION. 71 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,582 AND THEY'LL FIND MY FINGERPRINTS ON THE MANURE. 72 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:29,683 AND THEN WE'LL LOSE OUR FUNDING. 73 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,918 - YOU DON'T HAVE FUNDING. 74 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:33,654 - AND WE NEVER WILL IF THIS GETS OUT. 75 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:34,888 LOOK, I WILL CALL THE COPS, 76 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,325 BUT JUST GIVE ME ONE DAY TO DEAL WITH THIS INTERNALLY, OKAY? 77 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,260 - SURE. - THANK YOU. 78 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,463 AND LISTEN, IF THIS THING BLOWS UP, 79 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,866 I WAS NEVER HERE. 80 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,235 - OKAY. 81 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,337 [footsteps] 82 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,272 I HAVE A HERNIA. 83 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:53,774 I'VE HAD IT FOR A WHILE. 84 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,810 AND I'VE BEEN IGNORING IT... 85 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,513 SUCCESSFULLY, BUT THIS MORNING, 86 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,850 I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SNEEZING. 87 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,586 [sneezes] 88 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,920 [howls] 89 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,489 BUT AS LONG AS I SIT STILL 90 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,392 AND DON'T MOVE MY HEAD 91 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,562 OR TORSO, 92 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,764 I'M GOOD, I GOT THIS. 93 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,366 - WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO WE'RE DEALING WITH. 94 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:20,634 WHO IS THIS PERSON? WHO IS THIS KINGPIN? 95 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,671 - IT'S A 13-YEAR-OLD KID NAMED STEVIE 96 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,307 WHO LIKES TO GET HIGH AND MAKE HIS TRANSFORMERS LOOK 97 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,241 LIKE THEY'RE HAVING SEX TOGETHER. 98 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,410 - I WOULD LIKE TO BE PRESIDENT SOME DAY, 99 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,579 SO, NO, I HAVE NOT SMOKED MARIJUANA. 100 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:34,782 I ATE A BROWNIE ONCE. 101 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:35,883 AT A PARTY IN COLLEGE. 102 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,718 IT WAS INTENSE. 103 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,987 IT WAS KIND OF INDESCRIBABLE, ACTUALLY. 104 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,755 I FELT LIKE I WAS FLOATING. 105 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:44,325 TURNS OUT THERE WASN'T ANY POT IN THE BROWNIE. 106 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,660 IT WAS JUST AN INSANELY GOOD BROWNIE. 107 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:49,897 YOU KNOW, IF WE CATCH HIM, THEN WE AVOID A SCANDAL. 108 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,565 'CAUSE WE FLIP THE HEADLINE. 109 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:53,967 AND IT'S NOT "COMMUNITY GARDEN INFESTED WITH POT," 110 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,869 IT'S "BRAVE PUBLIC SERVANTS 111 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,838 "RID NEIGHBORHOOD OF DRUGS, 112 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,308 EARN PRAISE FROM MAYOR, COMMA, EVERYONE." 113 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,709 WE GOTTA CATCH THIS GUY. 114 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:05,646 GET THE VAN, MEET ME AT 7:00. 115 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,481 IT'S STAKEOUT TIME. 116 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:09,383 - APRIL. 117 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,385 - YEAH? 118 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,321 - GET MY LUNCH FOR ME, PLEASE. 119 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,888 - OKAY, LIKE ORDER YOU SOMETHING? 120 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:19,059 - NO, GET IT FROM THERE. 121 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,395 - IS THIS SOME KIND OF WEIRD POWER TRIP? 122 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,297 - PLEASE. 123 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,639 THANK YOU. THAT'LL BE ALL. 124 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,674 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 125 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,687 - I HAVE STAKEOUT SUPPLIES. 126 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,756 THIS IS STUFF THAT WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA NEED. 127 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,793 WE HAVE NOTEPADS, PENCILS, AND PENCIL CASE. 128 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,863 SHAKABLE WHIPPED CREAM. CAMERAS. 129 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,498 UM, GORP. 130 00:04:57,531 --> 00:05:00,468 UH, AND... 131 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,702 CANDY NECKLACES. 132 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,671 IT'S LIKE WE'RE REAL POLICE. 133 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:07,508 AND I MADE US A MIX CD. 134 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,711 IT'S ALL FILLED WITH SONGS ABOUT PEOPLE WATCHING PEOPLE. 135 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,446 IT'S MOSTLY STING. 136 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,714 AND LOOK, I PUT OUR FACES ON THERE. 137 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:15,048 - IT'S REALLY COOL. 138 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:16,717 - ARE YOU GONNA WEAR THAT SHIRT? 139 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,786 - YEAH. YOU LIKE IT? 140 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:19,987 - TOMMY HILFIGER? 141 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,422 - NO, TOM HAVERFORD. 142 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:22,523 I SPENT 120 BUCKS TO GET IT MONOGRAMMED. 143 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:23,724 - OKAY, HERE YOU GO. 144 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:24,925 - EVERYONE THINKS IT'S TOMMY HILFIGER. 145 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,494 - WELL, HERE, YOU SHOULD BE WEARING SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 146 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,761 TAKE THIS. 147 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,629 WEAR BLACK. - DO I HAVE TO? 148 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,997 - BLACK IS WHAT YOU WEAR IN A STAKEOUT. 149 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,799 OKAY, I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS WORKS. 150 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,534 - JUST LET ME FOCUS UP ON THIS. 151 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:34,835 - PRETTY BUMMED THIS FITS. 152 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:37,104 - OKAY, NOW WE JUST NEED TO TAKE A TEST SHOT 153 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,472 AND SEE HOW THIS GOES. 154 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,640 - YEAH, TAKE A TEST SHOT. YOU READY? 155 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,908 JUST FOCUS UP ON THE PIT. 156 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:41,742 ALL RIGHT. - STOP. 157 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,844 - FOCUS UP RIGHT WHERE THE-- - STOP. 158 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,413 - FOCUS UP RIGHT WHERE THE WEED-- 159 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,780 - STOP. STOP. 160 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,850 - LESLIE SWEARS IT'S OKAY. 161 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,785 SO I'M GOING OUT WITH MARK. 162 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,020 I GOT TO GET BACK OUT THERE. 163 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,589 WHEN ANDY AND I USED TO GO TO THE MOVIES, 164 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:58,492 HE WOULD ALWAYS TRY TO GUESS THE ENDING OF THE MOVIE. 165 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,893 AND HE WOULD ALWAYS GUESS 166 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,997 THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER HAD BEEN DEAD THE WHOLE TIME. 167 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,500 EVEN WHEN WE SAW RATATOUILLE. 168 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,704 [door slams] 169 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,906 - OH, LOOK, IT'S MARK. 170 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:15,576 [shutter snapping] 171 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:16,777 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 172 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,680 - WHAT? I'M JUST CHECKING TO MAKE SURE THIS LENS WORKS. 173 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,714 GOOD. YEAH. 174 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:26,720 - HEY. ANN. - HEY. 175 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:27,721 - SO ARE YOU READY TO GO? 176 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:31,492 - OH, NO, I NEED ANOTHER HOUR TO GET READY. 177 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,727 - SERIOUSLY? 'CAUSE I THINK THE MOVIE STARTS IN LIKE... 178 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,697 OH, YOU'RE--YOU'RE JOKING AROUND RIGHT NOW. 179 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,633 - WOW, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. 180 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,502 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WITH A BODY LIKE THIS, 181 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,837 YOU DON'T GET THE BRAINS TOO. 182 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,839 - EW. - THAT WAS SILLY. 183 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,741 [shutter snapping] 184 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:48,776 - WHOA, ARE THEY DATING NOW? 185 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,811 BRENDANAWICZ IS THE MAN. 186 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,546 THIS IS BRENDANAWICZ'S LIFE: 187 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,881 HOT CHICK FROM THE NEWSPAPER, 188 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,716 HOT CHICK FROM THE POST OFFICE, 189 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:56,950 HOT CHICK FROM THE HOSPITAL. 190 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,185 - HER NAME'S ANN. YOU KNOW HER NAME. 191 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:59,587 HER NAME'S ANN. 192 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,455 - I'M JUST SAYING, NOBODY TURNS HIM DOWN. 193 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,856 - I DID. 194 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,725 - [laughing] YEAH. 195 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,593 - YEAH, I DID. 196 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,795 - WE WERE DRUNK, AND HE TRIED TO KISS ME, 197 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:11,799 AND I SAID, "NUH-UH, NO, SIR, MARK BRENDANAWICZ. 198 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,867 I DON'T NEED YOUR BUSINESS HERE." 199 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:17,805 GET DOWN! [shutter snapping] 200 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:22,876 [vacuum whirs] 201 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,183 - WORKING LATE? 202 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,820 - YUP. 203 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,966 - [vocalizes] 204 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,167 * SHOVEL GUITAR 205 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,068 * SHOVEL GUITAR 206 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,704 * SOMEBODY WANTS TO PLAY SHOVEL GUITAR * 207 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:55,142 - LESLIE'S BEEN PLAYING SHOVEL GUITAR FOR ABOUT AN HOUR NOW. 208 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,977 - * BUCKET DRUM 209 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,579 * BUCKET DRUM 210 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,847 YOU'RE NOT FROM HERE, RIGHT? 211 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:00,848 - NO, I'M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA. 212 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,750 - BUT YOU MOVED TO SOUTH CAROLINA FROM WHERE? 213 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,785 - MY MOTHER'S UTERUS. 214 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,954 - BUT YOU WERE CONCEIVED IN LIBYA, RIGHT? 215 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,622 - WOW. NO. 216 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:09,723 - I WAS CONCEIVED IN AMERICA. 217 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:10,658 MY PARENTS ARE INDIAN. 218 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,860 - WHERE DID THE NAME HAVERFORD COME FROM? 219 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:17,531 - MY BIRTH NAME IS DARWISH ZUBAIR ISMAIL GANI. 220 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:18,899 THEN I CHANGED IT TO TOM HAVERFORD 221 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:21,535 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, BROWN GUYS 222 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,603 WITH FUNNY-SOUNDING MUSLIM NAMES 223 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:25,706 DON'T MAKE IT REALLY FAR IN POLITICS. 224 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:26,774 - WHAT ABOUT BARACK OBAMA? 225 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:28,208 - OKAY, YEAH, FINE, BARACK OBAMA. 226 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,811 IF I KNEW A DUDE NAMED BARACK OBAMA 227 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,012 WAS GONNA BE ELECTED PRESIDENT, 228 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,614 YEAH, MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE CHANGED IT. 229 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,615 - DID YOU HEAR THAT NOISE? 230 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,584 OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE KINGPIN. 231 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,652 WRITE THIS DOWN. 232 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:43,624 OKAY, WHITE MALE, LIGHT BROWN HAIR. 233 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,192 - JUST TAKE PICTURES. 234 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,894 - OH, MY GOD. IT LOOKS LIKE ANDY. 235 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:49,096 - THAT IS ANDY. 236 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,698 - THAT IS ANDY. 237 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,733 ANDY IS THE KINGPIN. 238 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,838 - ANDY, COME HERE. - OH, HEY, YOU GUYS. 239 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,106 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 240 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,007 - SHH. - IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 241 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,709 - QUIETLY. - [whispers] WHAT HAPPENED? 242 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,611 - YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PIT NOW? 243 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:04,878 - FOR NOW, YEAH. IT'S AWESOME. 244 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,914 SOMEBODY JUST PLANTED A GARDEN DOWN THERE 245 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,716 WITH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, SO I'M GETTING A LOT OF VITAMINS. 246 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,884 - YEAH, THAT'S OUR COMMUNITY GARDEN. 247 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:14,688 - YEAH, AND SOMEONE PLANTED A WHOLE MESS OF WEED 248 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:15,689 NEXT TO THE TOMATOES. 249 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:16,657 - OH, DON'T LOOK AT ME. 250 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,258 THERE'S WEED DOWN THERE? 251 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,760 I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE TOPS OF CARROTS. 252 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,663 - RIGHT, I KNOW. LISTEN, WE'RE ON A STAKEOUT, OKAY? 253 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:23,997 SO WHY DON'T YOU COME TO THE VAN AND HELP US? 254 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,198 WE'RE TRYING TO CATCH THE GUY. 255 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,299 MAYBE YOU CAN TELL US WHAT YOU'VE SEEN. 256 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,801 - I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ROCK FIGHT 257 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,069 WITH THIS CRAZY GUY. 258 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:32,706 HE'S LIKE 20 MINUTES LATE. ALL RIGHT. 259 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,707 LET'S DO IT. - OKAY. 260 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:38,345 - DO YOU LIVE HERE? 261 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,013 - APRIL? 262 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,749 - YEAH, DO YOU LIVE HERE? 263 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:42,883 - NO. 264 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:46,720 - CATCH. 265 00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,088 YEAH, I THOUGHT SO. 266 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,324 I WENT HOME, BUT I HAD THIS STRANGE FEELING 267 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,626 THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, 268 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:53,727 SO I CAME BACK. 269 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,229 - IT'S JUST A MINOR MEDICAL ISSUE. 270 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,831 - AIDS? 271 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,032 - NO, I'M SAFE. 272 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,033 - BLINDNESS? 273 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,735 - NO. 274 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,170 - IS IT LIKE A PARASITE OR A VIRUS OR SOMETHING 275 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,171 YOU GET FROM A BEE? 276 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,674 - I HAVE A HERNIA. 277 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:07,741 - DO YOU HAVE SYPHILIS? 278 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,409 - I SAID IT'S A HERNIA. 279 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,245 - I KNOW. IT'S POSSIBLE TO HAVE TWO THINGS. 280 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,982 DO YOU NEED A RIDE TO THE HOSPITAL? 281 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:15,983 - YES, PLEASE. 282 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,418 - OKAY, BUT I RODE MY BIKE HERE, 283 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,187 SO I HAVE TO GO HOME AND GET MY DAD'S STATION WAGON. 284 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,255 - THANK YOU. 285 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,092 - BYE. 286 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,996 [footsteps] 287 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,063 - YOU STILL HERE? 288 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,766 - YEAH. I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU COULD TELL. 289 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,709 - ARE YOU STILL HERE? 290 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,177 - IT IS REALLY GREAT TO HAVE SOMEBODY TO TALK TO. 291 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,345 MAN, OH, MAN. 292 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,080 SO HOW'S ANN? SHE'S DOING GOOD? 293 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,783 OH, I MISS HER SO MUCH, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 294 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,884 HOW'S SHE DOING? 295 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,886 - DOING GOOD TONIGHT. SHE'S OUT ON A-- 296 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,789 - ANN IS GREAT. 297 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:58,158 AND I BET SHE REALLY MISSES YOU. 298 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,260 OH, I'M GONNA NEED MORE OF THESE IF I'M GONNA STAY UP TONIGHT. 299 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,729 - IS THAT CANDY? 300 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:02,462 - YEAH, IT'S A NECKLACE MADE OUT OF CANDY. 301 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,265 WANT ONE? - OH, ALL RIGHT. 302 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,935 GREAT. ALL I'VE HAD IS FRUITS AND VEGETABLES... 303 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,169 FOR WEEKS NOW. 304 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,404 MM. [crunching] 305 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,674 OH, MY GOD. OH. 306 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,711 - YOU KNOW THERE'S A STRING IN THERE. 307 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,813 - NOT IN THIS ONE. 308 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:24,284 INSTANT SUGAR HIGH. SUGAR HIGH. SUGAR HIT HIGH. 309 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,419 SUGAR HIGH. HIGH. 310 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,822 OH, WOW. MM. - ARE YOU OKAY? 311 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:32,092 - WHOO-HOO-HOO. SUGAR SLAM. 312 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,093 - MAYBE WE SHOULD GET YOU SOMETHING 313 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,427 MORE SUBSTANTIAL TO EAT. 314 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,963 - MM-HMM. I'M IN. 315 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:40,267 - HEY, BRING ME BACK TWO CHEESEBURGERS AND A GREEN TEA. 316 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:48,275 OH, COME ON. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 317 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,412 - SO THAT WAS FUN. 318 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,748 - YEAH, IT REALLY WAS. 319 00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:55,482 - SURPRISINGLY FUN. 320 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,984 - UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, 321 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,853 I HAVE BEEN A PERFECT GENTLEMAN THIS EVENING. 322 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,755 IN FACT, WATCH THIS. 323 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,391 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO NOW PLEASE INVITE ME IN FOR A NIGHTCAP. 324 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:05,458 - NOT A CHANCE. 325 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,094 - NO, NO, NO, NO. JUST WATCH-- 326 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,295 WATCH WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 327 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,863 - OH, OKAY. - JUST ASK ME IN FOR A NIGHTCAP. 328 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,431 - WILL YOU COME IN FOR A NIGHTCAP? 329 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,833 - YES, I WILL. 330 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,101 NO, NO, DAMN. 331 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,503 DRATS, I WAS GONNA PLAN TO NOT. 332 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,172 - W-W-WAIT. LOOK. 333 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,309 THAT GUY'S TRYING TO BREAK INTO THAT VAN. 334 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,476 - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT DOES LOOK 335 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,477 LIKE HE'S BREAKING INTO THAT VAN. 336 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,180 [dialing] - WHOO! 337 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,249 - 911. - HI, THERE. 338 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,385 - SO, ANDY, DO YOU, LIKE, SPY ON ANN 339 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,787 FROM THE PIT? 340 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,456 - NO. NO. 341 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,858 I JUST LIKE BEING NEARBY. 342 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,293 THAT WAY IF SHE WANTS ME BACK, 343 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,162 I COULD BE AT HER HOUSE, LIKE, IN TWO SECONDS 344 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,798 BEFORE SHE CHANGES HER MIND. 345 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,834 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW HEALTHY THAT IS. 346 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,069 I MEAN, YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN DATING ANYMORE. 347 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,470 SHE MIGHT BE DATING SOMEBODY ELSE. 348 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:54,007 - IS SHE? - WHAT? 349 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,809 - IS SHE DATING SOMEBODY ELSE? - HUH? WHAT? 350 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,377 - YOU JUST SAID ANN MIGHT BE DATING SOMEBODY ELSE. IS SHE? 351 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,946 - I DIDN'T SAY THAT. - WHO IS SHE DATING? 352 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,380 - NOBODY. MARK. 353 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:03,016 - THAT'S COOL. 354 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,517 OH, MY GOD! 355 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:08,822 - 641 TO BASE. I'M AT THE VEHICLE NOW. 356 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,428 HOW ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, SIR? 357 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,597 - I'M ALL RIGHT, OFFICER. HOW ARE YOU? 358 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,066 - I'M RESPONDING TO A 911 CALL 359 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:21,902 ABOUT A SUSPICIOUS PERSON BREAKING INTO A VAN. 360 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,171 I NEED YOU TO STEP OUT AND SHOW ME SOME I.D. 361 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,306 - NO, IT'S OKAY. MY NAME'S TOM HAVERFORD. 362 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,574 I WORK FOR THE PARKS DEPARTMENT. 363 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,009 I JUST GOT LOCKED OUT OF THE VAN. 364 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,343 I HAD TO JIMMY MY WAY BACK IN. 365 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,912 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JIMMY YOUR WAY OUT 366 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:32,745 AND SHOW ME SOME I.D.? 367 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,615 - UM, WELL, I JUST TOLD YOU MY I.D., 368 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,850 SO WHAT'S THE CRIME HERE? 369 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,551 PARKING WHILE INDIAN? 370 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,187 - NO, THERE'S NO STEREOTYPES 371 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,255 ABOUT INDIANS SITTING IN VEHICLES. 372 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:47,427 - ALL RIGHT, FINE, HERE'S MY I.D. 373 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,295 NICE JOB, PAUL BLART. 374 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,163 WHY DON'T YOU HEAD BACK TO THE MALL, 375 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,465 MAKE SURE NOBODY'S BREAKING INTO LADY FOOT LOCKER? 376 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,602 - HEY, I'M VERY CLOSE RIGHT NOW TO PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST 377 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:56,469 FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT. 378 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,105 STEP OUT OF THE VAN. 379 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,639 - I'LL STEP OUT OF YOUR MAMA'S VAN. 380 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,208 [screams] 381 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,475 - WHAT'S WRONG? - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! 382 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,111 I'M A CITY EMPLOYEE, MAN. COME ON! 383 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,412 - CALM DOWN. - LESLIE! 384 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,086 - MOTION SENSORS. 385 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,523 - OH, MY GOD. 386 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,558 EXCUSE ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 387 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,193 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY THAT WAS IN THAT VAN? 388 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,995 - COPS TOOK HIM. 389 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,230 - WHAT? 390 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,464 OH, MY GOD. - ANN AND MARK! 391 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,233 - ANDY. 392 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,500 - IT'S ANN AND MARK. 393 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,369 - ANDY. - LESLIE? 394 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,637 - OH. - LESLIE KNOPE. 395 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,005 - HEY. - HEY. 396 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,007 - WOW. - WE CAUGHT A CRIMINAL. 397 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:34,874 DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 398 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,643 - YEAH, HE WAS BREAKING INTO THIS VAN, 399 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,146 AND THEY DRAGGED HIM AWAY. 400 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,982 IT WAS CRAZY. - RIGHT HERE. 401 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,450 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 402 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,223 - IF YOU COULD JUST STOP WRITING FOR A SECOND 403 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,124 AND JUST FOCUS HERE, 'CAUSE-- 404 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,559 - MA'AM, MA'AM, 405 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,327 AS I'VE TOLD YOU SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY, 406 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,662 THIS IS A POLICE MATTER. 407 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,132 - WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM TO MATTER TO THE POLICE. 408 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,668 - OKAY, NICE JOB WITH THAT, BUT LISTEN-- 409 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,203 - LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 410 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,138 IS IT THE POLICY OF THE PAWNEE POLICE DEPARTMENT 411 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,240 TO ARREST PEOPLE WHEN THEY TRY TO GET INTO THEIR OWN VAN? 412 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,508 - NO. 413 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,243 AND, THANKFULLY, THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 414 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,644 SO NOW COULD YOU PLEASE GO HOME 415 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,246 AND GET SOME SLEEP AND LET THIS MATTER BE RESOLVED? 416 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,682 - THANK YOU, OFFICER. LET'S JUST GO HOME, LESLIE. 417 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,217 - YEAH, LET'S GO HOME. - LET'S JUST GO HOME. 418 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,285 - NO! - LET'S JUST GO HOME. 419 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:21,221 - NO! 420 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,255 - EASY. 421 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,523 - NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! - LESLIE. 422 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,657 - OKAY, COME WITH ME, PLEASE. 423 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,492 - FINE, I'D LIKE TO COME WITH YOU. 424 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,360 - YOUR FRIEND, HE ACTED LIKE AN ASS, 425 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,096 AND YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME, HE DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHOICE. 426 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,330 - YOUR NAME'S DAVE, RIGHT? 427 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,364 CAN I CALL YOU DAVE? 428 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,967 - MY MOTHER LIKES DAVID, 429 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,202 BUT I'M PRETTY SPLIT ON-- 430 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,037 - I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, DAVE. 431 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,271 YOU REALLY STEPPED IN IT. 432 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,106 - WHAT? 433 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,274 - I'M A GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE, DAVID. 434 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,142 AND SO IS YOUR PRISONER. 435 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,544 IF I WANTED TO, I COULD GET ON THE HORN, 436 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,147 AND I COULD HAVE RON SWANSON DOWN HERE, 437 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,381 KICKING DOWN YOUR DOORS. 438 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,183 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. 439 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,451 RON SWANSON. 440 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,057 - WHAT BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT ARE YOU IN? 441 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,627 - PARKS AND RECREATION. 442 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,429 - PARKS AND RECREATION? - YES. 443 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,564 DO I STUTTER? 444 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,100 - LOOK, MISS KNOPE, 445 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,169 IT WASN'T JUST HIS BEHAVIOR, OKAY? 446 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,271 I THINK YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF A PERVERT. 447 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,740 - NO, LOOK, THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE THINK WHEN THEY FIRST MEET HIM 448 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,442 BUT HE'S ALL TALK. 449 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,476 - NO, NO, NO, I'M BEING SERIOUS. 450 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,410 WE SEARCHED THE VAN, 451 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,179 AND WE FOUND A LOT OF DISTURBING THINGS. 452 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,581 SOME PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHY EQUIPMENT 453 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,151 AND THESE PICTURES OF SOME PEOPLE ON A DATE. 454 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,254 WE ALSO FOUND AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF MANURE 455 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,057 AND A VERY INAPPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF CANDY. 456 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:33,793 - OKAY, LOOK, TOM AND I WERE IN THAT VAN TOGETHER. 457 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,462 WE WERE STAKING OUT THE COMMUNITY GARDEN 458 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,364 BECAUSE SOMEBODY PLANTED MARIJUANA IN IT. 459 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,266 I BROUGHT THE CANDY, AND I BROUGHT A LOT OF IT 460 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,733 BECAUSE I LOVE CANDY. 461 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,236 I TOOK THE PICTURES. 462 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:46,073 MY BEST FRIEND WAS GOING ON A DATE WITH MY EX-LOVER. 463 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,775 IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG NIGHT. 464 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,143 BUT TOM IS NOT A PERVERT, 465 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,544 AND HE SHOULDN'T BE IN JAIL. 466 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,215 WELL, THEY'RE GONNA RELEASE HIM. 467 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,283 IN A LITTLE WHILE. 468 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,451 - OH, THANK GOD. 469 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,487 - SHOULD I GET YOU GUYS HOME RIGHT NOW? 470 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,821 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU TWO GO AHEAD. 471 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,256 I'M GONNA STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR TOM. 472 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,357 - ARE YOU SURE? 473 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,825 - YEAH. 474 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,627 PRISON CHANGES A MAN. 475 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,362 I THINK HE'LL PROBABLY WANT TO SEE A FAMILIAR FACE 476 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,530 WHEN HE GETS BACK ON THE OUTSIDE. 477 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,798 - WELL, OKAY, THEN. 478 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:16,669 SEE YOU, LESLIE. 479 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,338 - [groans] 480 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,143 - YO. I HAD TO WAIT TILL MY DAD FELL ASLEEP 481 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,378 SO I COULD STEAL HIS KEYS. 482 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,379 YOU READY? 483 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:31,251 - I WAS BORN READY. 484 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,220 I'M RON [bleep] SWANSON. 485 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,457 EASY. CARE-- [moans] 486 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,359 CAREFUL. 487 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,661 [pants] 488 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,297 [shouts] 489 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:47,200 - ANN, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD INVITE ME IN. 490 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,436 TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPENED LAST TIME. 491 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,571 - [laughs] 492 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,207 - SO I GUESS I'LL JUST... 493 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,542 SEE YOU TOMORROW. - OKAY. 494 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,245 - OKAY. 495 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:02,382 - BYE. 496 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,317 - HEY, YOU KIND OF KISSED ME. 497 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,287 - YES, I DID, AND NOW WE BOTH HAVE HERPES. 498 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,289 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - [laughs] 499 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,324 [rustling] 500 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,795 [car door shuts] 501 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,305 - LESLIE. THANKS FOR WAITING. 502 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,906 APPRECIATE IT. - MOTHER TERESA. 503 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,643 IT'S NOT YOUR CHOCOLATE. DON'T--GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT. 504 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,213 - WAKE UP. - WHAT? 505 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,581 IS THIS YOUR HOUSE? WHERE ARE WE? 506 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,882 - HEY, YOU'RE AWAKE. 507 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,917 - OH, YEAH. 508 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,287 THANKS FOR THE COAT. 509 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,621 - IT'S NO PROBLEM. YOU CAN KEEP IT. 510 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,655 - REALLY? 511 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,524 - ACTUALLY, NO. 512 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,693 I-I NEED THAT FOR MY UNIFORM. 513 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,162 BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A RIDE BACK TO YOUR CAR. 514 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,197 - OKAY. 515 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,831 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE COAT. 516 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,566 - I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU. 517 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,667 YOU UNDERSTAND? - OKAY. 518 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:59,306 - SO WHERE'S THAT MARIJUANA AT? 519 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,740 - UM, IT'S DOWN IN THE GARDEN. 520 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,209 - GOOD MEETING YOU, MAN. 521 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,845 SHOULD GRAB A DRINK OR SOMETHING SOME TIME. 522 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,480 - I JUST HOPE THAT ANN AND MARK GOT HOME OKAY. 523 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,881 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, YOU KNOW. 524 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,284 THAT ANN IS HOME, AND SHE'S OKAY. 525 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,953 AND THAT MARK IS ALSO OKAY, AND HE IS IN HIS HOME. 526 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,955 JUST IMPORTANT THAT THEY'RE BOTH 527 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,190 IN THEIR HOMES. - LESLIE! 528 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,558 MARK'S AN IDIOT. 529 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,959 YOU COULD DO A LOT BETTER THAN HIM. 530 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,961 FORGET ABOUT HIM. 531 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,964 THANKS, TOM. 532 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,733 - I DIDN'T MEAN ME. 533 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,568 KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, KNOPE. 534 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,272 I SWEAR TO GOD, IT ACTUALLY--IT WAS THERE. 535 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:35,475 - THESE ARE CARROTS. - DUH. 536 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,210 YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 537 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,812 BETWEEN CARROTS AND MARIJUANA? 538 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,783 - IS THAT THE HOUSE THERE WHERE YOUR BEST FRIEND LIVES? 539 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,487 WHERE SHE SAW THE VAN FROM? - YEAH. 540 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,555 - OKAY, I GET IT. 541 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,856 - WHAT? 542 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,524 - WELL, YOU WANTED TO CHECK UP ON YOUR FRIEND 543 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,326 AND THAT GUY, YOUR EX, 544 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,928 SO YOU MADE UP A STORY ABOUT WEED 545 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,330 SO YOU COULD STAKE OUT THEIR DATE. 546 00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,631 - NO, I DID NOT. 547 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,633 THERE ACTUALLY WAS WEED HERE. - IT'S OKAY. 548 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,504 I THINK IT'S KIND OF CUTE. 549 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,008 I LIKE MISS KNOPE. I LIKED HER. 550 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,978 I GOTTA SAY, WHEN I FIRST MET HER, 551 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,413 I DIDN'T CARE MUCH FOR HER, 552 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,983 BECAUSE, LIKE 99% OF THE PEOPLE IN ANY GIVEN DAY 553 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,252 OF MY LIFE, SHE WAS VERY BELLIGERENT 554 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,687 AND DISAGREEABLE. 555 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,691 MISS KNOPE WAS ATTRACTIVE TO ME AS A MAN. 556 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,261 I WAS ATTRACTED TO HER IN HER DEMEANOR. 557 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,797 I WAS ATTRACTED TO HER IN A SEXUAL MANNER 558 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,033 THAT WAS APPROPRIATE. 559 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,868 CAN WE--I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. 560 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,306 - [sighs] WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT. 561 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,307 HUH, PARTNER? 562 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,342 WANT TO GO GET SOME BREAKFAST? 563 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,277 - WHAT? NO. TAKE ME HOME. 564 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,445 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 565 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,779 - * I'LL BE WATCHING YOU 566 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:47,980 - OH, MY GOD. 567 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,782 OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ON! 568 00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,618 - * EVERY SINGLE DAY 569 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,985 - I WONDER IF MINI GOLF IS OPEN. 570 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,821 - HOME! 571 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,925 [muffled chatter] 572 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,059 - ANN-DANAWICZ, 573 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,528 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 574 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,862 EATING? LOVE IT. 575 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,464 OH, HEY, JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU 576 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,932 FOR HAVING ME ARRESTED AS A PERVERT THE OTHER NIGHT. 577 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:06,933 THAT WAS COOL. 578 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,436 PEACE. 579 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,670 - UH, WE DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A PERVERT. 580 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,804 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A CRIMINAL. 581 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,375 - FOR THE RECORD, I STILL ACTUALLY KIND OF THINK 582 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,410 HE'S A PERVERT.