1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:03,104 >> WELL, ONE OF THE FUNNER THINGS 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,438 THAT WE DO THAT WE DO HERE IN PAWNEE 3 00:00:04,472 --> 00:00:05,439 IS THE ANNUAL EASTER EGG HUNT. 4 00:00:05,473 --> 00:00:07,141 TOM HIDES THE EGGS, 5 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:08,442 AND, I HAVE TO SAY, 6 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,078 HE DID AN EXCEPTIONAL JOB THIS YEAR. 7 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,445 I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR 25 MINUTES, 8 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,746 AND I HAVEN'T FOUND A SINGLE EGG. 9 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:13,581 AND I'M AN ADULT. 10 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:17,418 >> OOH, YEAH, I FORGOT TO DO THAT. 11 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,487 >> MAYBE TOM'S TRYING TO MAKE THIS YEAR A CHALLENGE. 12 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,689 AND IF SO, HE'S--HE'S SUCCEEDING. 13 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:24,058 I DON'T THINK A SINGLE EGG HAS BEEN FOUND YET. 14 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:26,694 LET'S KEEP LOOKING. WE'RE GONNA FIND ONE. 15 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:32,666 [triumphant music] 16 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:40,708 * 17 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,528 >> I'M GOING TO SEE MY MOM. 18 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:03,397 SHE'S A BIG MUCKY-MUCK IN THE COUNTY SCHOOL SYSTEM. 19 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:04,398 SHE'S MY HERO. 20 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:06,400 HOW DO I EXPLAIN HER? 21 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,470 SHE'S AS RESPECTED AS MOTHER TERESA, 22 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,539 SHE'S AS POWERFUL AS STALIN, 23 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,408 AND SHE'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS MARGARET THATCHER. 24 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:16,610 >> IN OR OUT, LESLIE. DOORWAY IS CREEPY. 25 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:19,613 >> RIGHT, SORRY. CHOOSING IN. 26 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:21,215 >> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT, LESLIE? 27 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:24,318 >> JUST HERE TO GOSSIP, GAB, CHAT. STUFF WE DO. 28 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:25,619 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE SUPER-BUSY. 29 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:26,620 AND I AM SUPER-BUSY, 30 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,590 SO I SHALL BID YOU ADIEU. 31 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,825 OH, THAT'S WEIRD. 32 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,727 I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. 33 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,164 I HAVE MY OWN SUBCOMMITTEE NOW. 34 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,532 YEAH. I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 35 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,301 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT. 36 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,403 >> NO. >> OH, WELL. 37 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,571 ANYWAY, WE'RE HAVING A TOWN HALL MEETING 38 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,438 TOMORROW AT 7:00 P.M. 39 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:45,739 AT THE SMITHFIELD COMMUNITY CENTER. 40 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,441 >> MM. >> YEAH, I'M LEADING IT. 41 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,210 IT'S NO BIGGY. 42 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,611 I MEAN, IT IS. IT'S A BIG DEAL, I MEAN... 43 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,480 I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN, YOU KNOW... 44 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,115 WANNA COME? 45 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:58,252 >> OH, HONEY, JEEZ, YOU KNOW HOW BUSY I AM. 46 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,820 >> I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. 47 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,555 THAT'S WHY I FAKE-INVITED YOU. 48 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,823 [chuckles] 49 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,226 >> I'LL TRY TO BE THERE. 50 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,862 >> OKAY, SO EVERYBODY'S HERE. 51 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,198 LET'S GET STARTED. >> OW! WOW. 52 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,532 >> SORRY. OH, I'M SORRY. 53 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,467 METAL. SORRY. >> IT WAS REALLY LOUD. 54 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,437 >> SUBCOMMITTEE MEMBERS, ARE WE PREPARED FOR TOMORROW NIGHT? 55 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,438 TOM, HAVE YOU BOOKED THE HALL YET? 56 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:18,306 >> YES, SIR. 57 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:19,673 >> ANN, DID YOU CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE? 58 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:20,941 >> I DID. I CHANGED MY SHIFT. 59 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,210 >> OKAY. 60 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,411 >> LESLIE, I JUST HAVE TO SAY 61 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:24,612 I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TAKING THIS 62 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,380 TO THE PUBLIC A LITTLE BIT TOO SOON. 63 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,782 IT LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU PROPOSE TO THE PUBLIC, 64 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,484 THEY MIGHT CALL FOR A VOTE. 65 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,785 AND IF THEY VOTE YOU DOWN, THEN YOU'RE DONE. 66 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,487 >> I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S GONNA BE A VOTE. 67 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,423 I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON. 68 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,291 CANVASSING. 69 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:38,359 NOTHING BETTER 70 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:41,329 THAN GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DOOR-TO-DOOR CAMPAIGNING. 71 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,364 I'M NOT ABOVE USING MY EXPERTISE 72 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:46,567 TO CHANGE HEARTS AND MINDS IF THE CAUSE IS JUST. 73 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,503 WHEN I WAS IN SIXTH GRADE, I WAS VOTED BEST DRESSED 74 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,805 BY 87 VOTES. 75 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,475 AND THERE WERE ONLY 63 PEOPLE IN MY CLASS. 76 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,744 ANDY FELL INTO THAT PIT. 77 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,546 I FELL INTO THAT PIT. 78 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:01,482 HOW MANY MORE PAWNEE CITIZENS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FALL 79 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,617 INTO THAT PIT BEFORE WE TURN IT INTO A PARK? 80 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:05,553 ZERO. SAY IT. 81 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,987 >> Ann, Mark, Tom: ZERO. >> A HUNDRED. 82 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,389 >> I'VE GOT SOME SUNSCREEN 83 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,491 FOR YOUR BEAKS. 84 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,326 TOM, YOU PROBABLY WON'T NEED ANY. 85 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,229 UH, AND THIS IS OUR CANVASSING GUIDE. 86 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:17,231 THIS IS GONNA BE THE SCRIPT 87 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,333 THAT WE USE WHEN WE SPEAK WITH PEOPLE. 88 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:22,970 >> "IF A PERSON IS A MAN, TURN TO PAGE TWO." 89 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,137 >> "IF THE PERSON LOOKS LIKE A CELEBRITY-- 90 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:27,808 "EXAMPLE: JACK NICHOLSON-- USE THIS TO HELP YOUR PITCH. 91 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,278 "EXAMPLE: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PIT. 92 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,546 THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO TURN IT INTO A PARK." 93 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,484 >> OH, THIS IS REALLY THOROUGH. 94 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,352 >> ANN AND I ARE A TEAM. YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM. 95 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,421 WE HAVE EVEN SECTORS. YOU GUYS HAVE ODD SECTORS. 96 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,489 AND WE'RE GONNA WIN. 97 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,790 >> YEAH. >> WIN WHAT? 98 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,858 >> GO! 99 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:48,562 [doorbell rings] 100 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:51,432 >> OKAY. OH, SOMEONE'S IN THERE. 101 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:52,300 THIS IS GONNA BE FUN. ARE YOU EXCITED? 102 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,701 >> EXCITED, YEAH. >> ARE YOU READY? 103 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:54,702 >> YES, DEFINITELY. >> ARE YOU PUMPED UP? 104 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,437 >> YES. >> LOOK HUMBLE. 105 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,906 BUT CONFIDENT. [door opens] 106 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,774 GOOD AFTERNOON. 107 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:03,043 WE ARE REPRESENTATIVES FROM YOUR LOCAL GOVERNMENT. 108 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,412 MAY WE SPEAK WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT 109 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,380 ABOUT THE SULLIVAN STREET PIT? >> SURE. 110 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:10,618 >> EXCELLENT. POSITIVE RESPONSE. 111 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:12,653 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF WE TURNED THAT PIT 112 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,322 INTO A BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY PARK? 113 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,056 >> OH, YEAH, THAT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA. 114 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,392 >> OH, GOOD, I ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 115 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,560 SO I COULD PROBABLY TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT... 116 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,495 >> HEY, TUT-TUT-TUT. SECTION THREE. 117 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:25,499 >> OKAY, UM, WE ARE HAVING 118 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,900 A PUBLIC FORUM TOMORROW NIGHT. 119 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,370 IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD COME VOICE 120 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,704 YOUR STRONG SUPPORT. 121 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,473 >> TOMORROW? I CAN'T. 122 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,807 I'M BUSY. SORRY. 123 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,309 >> OH, YES, WE UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE ARE BUSY, 124 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,511 BUT WE WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME TO THE MEETING-- 125 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,380 >> SORRY. GOOD LUCK, THOUGH. I'M ALL FOR A PARK. 126 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,714 >> WOULD IT CHANGE YOUR MIND IF WE TOLD YOU THAT-- 127 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:41,715 >> SHE'S GONE. 128 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:42,850 >> YEAH, A PARK, HUH? 129 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,618 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY GOOD IDEA. 130 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:45,886 >> GREAT. WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO COME 131 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,455 TO A TOWN MEETING AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT? 132 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,389 >> ABSOLUTELY. 133 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,624 NOW, IS THIS PARK GONNA HAVE A PLAYGROUND 134 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,526 OR, YOU KNOW, MAYBE A POOL FOR THE KIDS? 135 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,027 >> OH, HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS? 136 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,929 >> NO KIDS. 137 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,064 >> UH-OH. 138 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,566 >> I'M GONNA PUT HIM DOWN AS A YES. 139 00:04:58,599 --> 00:04:59,567 >> DON'T DO THAT. 140 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,434 >> ALSO IS THE PARK GONNA BE 141 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,503 AT LEAST A THOUSAND FEET FROM MY HOUSE? 142 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,705 BECAUSE, YEAH, I REALLY CAN'T MOVE AGAIN. 143 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,440 >> APRIL, PLEASE STAND BEHIND ME. 144 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,409 THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL THAT WE GOT. 145 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,643 >> NO FLIER? >> NOPE. 146 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,078 >> OKAY. 147 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,447 THANK YOU. 148 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,119 >> OH, MAN, THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS SO GREAT. 149 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:19,920 I LOVE CANVASSING. 150 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,489 WHAT A GREAT WAY TO SPEND MY TIME. 151 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,424 >> ALL RIGHT, TEAM HAVERFORD, 152 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:26,760 YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME, BUT I THINK I MIGHT WORK BETTER 153 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,062 AS A SOLO ARTIST, SO I'M GONNA HEAD OUT. 154 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,098 PEACE. 155 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:38,572 >> HE RUNS WEIRD. >> HE REALLY DOES. 156 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,408 >> IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 157 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,510 BUT I'M JUST NOT SURE. 158 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,712 >> OKAY, WHICH PART ARE YOU NOT SURE ABOUT? 159 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,747 >> TURNING THE PIT INTO A PARK. 160 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:50,784 >> THAT'S KIND OF THE WHOLE THING. 161 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,553 >> LOOK, I THINK THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, 162 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,387 BUT I CAN'T MAKE ANY FORUM. 163 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,522 I WOULD HAVE TO GET A BABYSITTER. 164 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,490 >> HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS? 165 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,558 >> FOUR AND TWO. 166 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,560 >> COULD THE FOUR-YEAR-OLD WATCH THE TWO-YEAR-OLD? 167 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:02,396 >> OKAY. >> MICKEY! 168 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,597 WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 169 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,466 HOW'S MY NUMBER ONE SOD MAN DOING? 170 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,401 LOOK, HERE'S THE ONE, TWO, THREE OF THE SITUATION. 171 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:08,969 ONE: WE'RE BUILDING A NEW PARK. 172 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,671 TWO: I'M ON THE COMMITTEE. 173 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,773 THREE: YOU'RE PUTTING IN THE SOD. 174 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,508 AND WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW, MAYBE DOWN THE LINE, 175 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:15,976 SITUATION WILL ARISE WHERE YOU COULD HOOK ME UP. 176 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,978 ARE YOU GONNA COMMIT TO COMING TO THIS MEETING TOMORROW 177 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,012 OR ARE YOU GONNA BE A BITCH? 178 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,582 YES, YOU DO OWE ME. 179 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,584 TOM HAVERFORD. >> OKAY, KEEP GOING. 180 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,185 KEEP MOVING. NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE. 181 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,120 NO MEANS YES. >> CAN WE STOP, PLEASE? 182 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,889 BECAUSE IT'S REALLY HOT AND I'M TIRED. 183 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,123 >> YEAH, I'M HOT TOO. 184 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,426 LET'S BLOW IN EACH OTHER'S FACES. 185 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,029 OR WE COULD DRINK SOME WATER. >> YEAH, LET'S DO THAT. 186 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,798 MY HOUSE IS REALLY CLOSE BY. 187 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,067 LET'S JUST GO TAKE A BREAK FOR AN HOUR OR SO. 188 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,870 >> OKAY, OKAY, LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO HAVE TO COME TO THIS, 189 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:48,075 BUT, ANN, PLEASE OPEN THE SEALED ENVELOPE THAT'S IN YOUR BINDER. 190 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,480 THIS IS A LITTLE SOMETHING I LEARNED FROM KARL ROVE. 191 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,549 IF YOU WANT TO GUARANTEE THE RESULTS OF A SURVEY, 192 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,184 YOU DESIGN THE QUESTION 193 00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:59,019 TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWER THAT YOU WANT. 194 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:00,721 >> "WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE A PARK 195 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,657 THAN A STORAGE FACILITY FOR NUCLEAR WASTE?" 196 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,025 THAT SEEMS IFFY. 197 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,627 >> YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I MADE IT ALL UP. 198 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,928 >> YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 199 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,597 >> WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, 200 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,198 LIKE MOST DECENT AMERICANS, 201 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:13,601 THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TURN 202 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,102 THE ABANDONED LOT ON SULLIVAN STREET 203 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,504 INTO A BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY PARK? 204 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,739 >> OH, ACTUALLY, NO. 205 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,574 I'M NOT REALLY A FAN OF PARKS. 206 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:24,111 VERY NOISY. BARBECUE SMELL ALL THE TIME. 207 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,079 >> WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND IF I TOLD YOU 208 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,583 THAT NINE OUT OF TEN METH USERS SAID THE SAME EXACT THING? 209 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:30,784 >> WHAT? 210 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:33,020 HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THAT? 211 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,088 >> SURVEY. 212 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,957 WE SURVEYED CRYSTAL METH USERS. 213 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,692 >> WE'RE ACTUALLY HAVING 214 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:42,563 A LITTLE TOWN MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT IF YOU WANTED TO... 215 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,764 >> OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW IT SOUNDS WEIRD, 216 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,634 BUT I JUST DON'T LIKE LIVING NEAR PARKS. 217 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,702 SO DO YOU HAVE A FLIER OR SOMETHING? 218 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:51,104 I'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE IT. 219 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,573 THANK YOU. 220 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,575 OKAY. 221 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:55,643 >> YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS 222 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:56,877 IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT THIS PARK. 223 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,278 >> EXCUSE ME? 224 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,814 >> IT'S--WHAT I MEAN IS, 225 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,617 KIDS LOVE PARKS AND YOU SHOULD TOO. 226 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:04,718 >> SO IF I DON'T SUPPORT 227 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:07,521 YOUR LITTLE PROJECT, THEN I DON'T LOVE MY DAUGHTER? 228 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,589 >> I DIDN'T... 229 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,757 >> WHAT TIME IS THIS THING ANYWAY? 230 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,058 >> AH, IT'S NEXT MONTH. FORGET IT. 231 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,026 >> OH, IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT. I'LL BE THERE. 232 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,663 >> GREAT. >> OKAY, COME ON. 233 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:16,830 >> WE GOT ONE. >> COME ON. 234 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,768 >> AM I TALKING TO 235 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,536 THE TWO SEXIEST THIGHS IN LANDSCAPING? 236 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,971 YES, I AM, 'CAUSE I'M TALKING TO MARCY. 237 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,039 HOW'S IT GOING? TOM HAVERFORD. 238 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,008 >> KEVIN, YOUR SANDBOXES ARE THE BEST. 239 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,142 THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU INVOLVED. 240 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,244 I JUST WANT THE BEST MONKEY BARS I CAN GET IN MY PARK. 241 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,946 I DON'T MIND HOOKING YOU UP. 242 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,715 MAYBE DOWN THE LINE, THERE WILL BE A SITUATION 243 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:35,816 WHERE YOU CAN HOOK ME UP. 244 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,086 >> THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, SIR. 245 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,121 WELL, HE SAID SOME UPSETTING THINGS. 246 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,156 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE HIM YOUR HOME PHONE NUMBER. 247 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,025 >> WELL, I'M A PUBLIC SERVANT. 248 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,293 I NEED TO BE ACCESSIBLE. 249 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,128 >> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? 250 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,197 I SHOULD SHOW THEM ANDY'S MEDICAL BILLS. 251 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,899 MAYBE THEY'D HAVE A LITTLE SYMPATHY. 252 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,668 >> OH, MY GOD. ANN, GAME CHANGER. 253 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:55,669 YOU JUST BUSTED THE GAME WIDE OPEN. 254 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:56,804 >> HOW? 255 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,673 >> ANDY. WE NEED ANDY. HE'S OUR SYMBOL. 256 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,809 WE'LL WHEEL HIM AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO GET SYMPATHY. 257 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:04,144 HE'S A CUTE FDR. 258 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,913 >> YEAH. >> YEAH. 259 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,948 [door opens] >> RON, YOU GOT A MINUTE. 260 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,250 >> UH, SURE, PAUL. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 261 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,152 >> SULLIVAN STREET PARK PROJECT, YOU FAST-TRACKED IT, RIGHT? 262 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,354 >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 263 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,825 UH, WE HAVE A PUBLIC FORUM TOMORROW. 264 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,927 >> OKAY, GREAT. I'LL BE THERE. 265 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:24,097 >> GREAT. OKAY. 266 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,767 [mocking] "YOU FAST-TRACKED THAT, RIGHT?" 267 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,302 >> I'M SORRY. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 268 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:32,706 >> NO. 269 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,007 >> YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME? 270 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,175 >> NO. 271 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,979 THERE'S A NEW WIND BLOWING 272 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,082 IN GOVERNMENT, AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 273 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:45,152 ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE'S ALL THIS FEDERAL MONEY COMING IN, 274 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,655 AND PAUL, THE CITY MANAGER, IS TELLING US 275 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:50,791 TO BUILD PARKS, START NEW COMMUNITY PROGRAMS. 276 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,693 IT'S HORRIFYING. 277 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,194 >> DO YOU HAVE LIKE A NURSE'S COSTUME? 278 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,896 >> COSTUME? YOU MEAN LIKE SCRUBS? 279 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,665 >> YEAH, PUT THOSE ON. >> OKAY. 280 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,000 >> * PLEASE TELL ME 281 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:05,138 * PLEASE TELL ME WHY 282 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,740 * MY CAR IS IN THE FRONT YARD-- * 283 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,075 BASS, COME ON! 284 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:14,147 * AND I'M SLEEPING WITH MY CLOTHES ON * 285 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,984 * I CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW * 286 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,186 * LAST NIGHT [song shuts off] 287 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,762 >> IT CAN BE TRICKY-- >> DON'T. 288 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,164 WHY DO I WANT TO BUILD THIS PARK SO BAD? 289 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,234 MAYBE BECAUSE A PIT FILLED WITH GARBAGE ISN'T THE BEST 290 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,903 THAT WE CAN DO IN AMERICA. 291 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:36,804 YOU KNOW, IN RUSSIA, 292 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:39,807 THEY COULD PRETEND THAT PIT WAS A PARK. 293 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,975 BRING THEIR KIDS DOWN THERE. 294 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,778 "HEY, VLAD, LOOK AT THESE ROCKS. 295 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,179 "LET'S PRETEND THEY'RE POTATOES. 296 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,314 "NIKOLAI, 297 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:51,084 DO YOU WANT TO SWIM IN THE DIRT?" 298 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,086 BUT NOT HERE, OKAY? 299 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,688 'CAUSE WE'RE A NATION OF DREAMERS. 300 00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,024 AND IT IS MY DREAM 301 00:10:57,057 --> 00:11:00,227 TO BUILD A PARK 302 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,796 THAT I ONE DAY VISIT WITH MY WHITE HOUSE STAFF 303 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,998 ON MY BIRTHDAY. 304 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:09,970 AND THEY SAY, "PRESIDENT KNOPE, THIS PARK IS AWESOME. 305 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,305 "NOW WE UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT 306 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,175 OF THE UNITED STATES." 307 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,780 [knocks at door] 308 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:22,249 [door opens] >> LESLIE KNOPE. 309 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,051 BUILDER OF PARKS. 310 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,085 HOW WAS CANVASSING? 311 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,021 >> CANVASSING WAS OKAY. 312 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:32,492 BUT I THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO POSTPONE THE TOWN MEETING. 313 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,361 >> POSTPONE? 314 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,930 >> ONLY FOR 1 TO 90 DAYS. 315 00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,167 >> NO, YOU'RE DOING THIS MEETING. 316 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,001 YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT. 317 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,771 I WAS TALKING TO THE CITY MANAGER, 318 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,906 EXCHANGING IDEAS. 319 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,140 THERE'S A MUTUAL RESPECT THERE. 320 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:51,378 AND, TOGETHER, WE HAVE DECIDED TO FAST-TRACK YOUR PROJECT. 321 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,846 >> CITY MANAGER? 322 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,081 WOW, REALLY? 323 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,448 I HAVE TO CANCEL THIS MEETING. 324 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,017 FAST-TRACK? 325 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,285 DID MY NAME COME UP AT ALL? 326 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,053 OH, THIS MEETING NEEDS TO BE CANCELED. 327 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,354 >> NO, IT'S HAPPENING. 328 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,892 LOOK, JUST--JUST DO A GOOD JOB TOMORROW. 329 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,193 OKAY, WE HAVE TO PUSH THIS THING THROUGH. 330 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,161 >> OF COURSE, OF COURSE. 331 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,362 I'LL PUSH ANYTHING THROUGH ANYTHING. 332 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,263 YOU KNOW ME. 333 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,165 >> ARE YOU SWEATING THROUGH YOUR SUIT? 334 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,167 >> I DOUBT IT. IT'S A VERY BREATHABLE FABR-- 335 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,502 OH, YEAH, I AM. 336 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,205 >> JERRY, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 337 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,539 HEY, YOU'RE INTO PRETZELS, RIGHT? 338 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,008 BAM! HIT 'EM UP, MAN. THANKS FOR COMING DOWN. 339 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,275 I GOT A SEAT TAPED OFF FOR YOU OVER THERE. 340 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,978 MY TOP PRIORITY FOR THIS PARK: GETTING YOUR FENCES IN THERE. 341 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:25,913 I DROVE BY ONE OF YOUR FENCES THE OTHER DAY. 342 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,514 I WAS LIKE, MAN, THAT FENCE LOOKS AWESOME. 343 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,982 I WAS LIKE, OF COURSE, ROY'S. 344 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,150 IF YOU'RE INTO CHOCOLATE MUFFINS, 345 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,284 GRAB AS MANY AS YOU WANT. 346 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:34,021 SOME PEOPLE MAY SAY THAT BRINGING IN THESE CONTRACTORS 347 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,123 THIS EARLY IS JUMPING THE GUN A LITTLE BIT. 348 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,958 WELL, GUESS WHAT? HERE'S THE GUN. 349 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,192 HERE'S ME. BOOM. 350 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,562 VICTOR MILES, TOM HAVERFORD. HOW ARE YOU? 351 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,064 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING DOWN. 352 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,533 I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO LESLIE. 353 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,001 VICTOR MILES. >> HI. 354 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,502 >> HE'S A GENTLEMAN I MET CANVASSING. 355 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,272 HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE TOP SOD GUY IN INDIANA. 356 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,175 >> THAT'S TERRIFIC. >> HEY, LES. HEY. 357 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,078 I REALLY WANT YOU TO NAIL THIS. YEAH? 358 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,980 >> DON FROM DON'S CEMENT, TOM HAVERFORD. 359 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:00,981 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 360 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,382 JUST THINKING OF A JINGLE FOR YOUR COMPANY. 361 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,351 HOW'S THIS? * DON'S CEMENT 362 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,453 * IS THE BEST YOU CAN GET 363 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,587 * DON'S 364 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,522 >> OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 365 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,558 >> YEAH, ANDY CAME TOO TO GIVE SUPPORT. 366 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,060 >> I HAVE A LOT OF STAGE EXPERIENCE, SO... 367 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,594 >> THIS'LL BE FINE, RIGHT? 368 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,996 >> IT'S A PARK, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 369 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,064 HOW MUCH CAN THEY HATE A PARK? 370 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,565 >> A LOT OF THEM SEEMED TO HATE A PARK YESTERDAY. 371 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,501 >> APRIL, APRIL, I NEED YOU IN THE AUDIENCE. 372 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,502 >> OKAY. >> WAIT. 373 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:23,937 AND IF THE QUESTIONS START GETTING NEGATIVE, 374 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:24,938 I'M GONNA CALL ON YOU, 375 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,406 AND I NEED YOU TO SELL THE CRAP OUT OF THE PARK. 376 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,908 CAN YOU DO THAT? >> WHY? 377 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:28,942 >> PLEASE, APRIL, THIS IS SERIOUS. 378 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,244 CAN YOU DO THAT? >> PROBABLY. 379 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,946 >> GOOD GIRL, GOOD GIRL. 380 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,581 GOOD PROBABLY. GOOD GIRL. 381 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,950 OKAY, HERE WE GO. LINE UP, EVERYBODY. 382 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,122 MY MOM'S HERE. 383 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,624 MY MOM'S HERE. 384 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,359 MY MOM'S HERE. 385 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,061 OH, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. 386 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,063 THAT'S ILLEGAL. 387 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,032 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT. 388 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,967 THIS IS OUR FIRST TOWN MEETING 389 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,003 ABOUT THE PROPOSAL TO TURN LOT 48 390 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,470 ON SULLIVAN STREET 391 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,007 INTO A COMMUNITY PARK. 392 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,076 YEAH! 393 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,079 >> THIS IS GONNA BE A TRAIN WRECK. 394 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,547 I WANT MY DAUGHTER TO BE SUCCESSFUL. 395 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,616 WHICH IS WHY I ALWAYS TELL HER, 396 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,019 "THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A WIFE AND MOTHER." 397 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,088 >> NOW, THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE THAT I SPOKE TO 398 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,025 WHO ARE PASSIONATELY IN SUPPORT OF THIS IDEA. 399 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,993 NONE OF THEM WERE ABLE TO MAKE IT TONIGHT, 400 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:20,994 UNFORTUNATELY. 401 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,397 BUT THEY TOTALLY EXIST. 402 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,633 I DID NOT MAKE THEM UP. 403 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,634 OH, I SEE A QUESTION. OKAY. 404 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,002 NO, NO. 405 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,004 NO. NO QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW. 406 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,005 >> MY NAME IS KATE SPEEVACK... 407 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,673 >> MM-HMM, I REMEMBER YOU. 408 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,474 >> AND I LIVE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 409 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:39,046 AND I AM 100% AGAINST THIS PARK. 410 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,048 I CANNOT BELIEVE THE DEPARTMENT IS MOVING FORWARD 411 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,117 WITH A PROJECT WITHOUT A SINGLE ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STUDY. 412 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,086 AND IF YOU GUYS AGREE WITH ME, 413 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,520 LET'S TAKE A STAND. 414 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,090 [cheers and applause] 415 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:54,494 >> OKAY. 416 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:58,198 UM, WE ARE A LITTLE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE 417 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,268 BECAUSE WE'RE HOLDING THIS TOWN HALL MEETING SO SOON. 418 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,471 WHICH I WAS WARNED ABOUT BY MARK BRENDANAWICZ, 419 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,373 OUR CITY PLANNER ASSIGNED TO THIS PROJECT. 420 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:10,110 UH, SO WHAT WOULD HE SAY? 421 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,945 MM. 422 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,447 HERE WE ARE. 423 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,050 >> LESLIE, SHOULD I GIVE THEM 424 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,952 SOME BACKGROUND INFO ON THE SITE? 425 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,221 >> ABSOLUTELY, OKAY. 426 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,390 MARK BRENDANAWICZ KNOWS THE ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION. 427 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,324 HE'S AMAZING, 428 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,994 AND CONGRATULATIONS FOR HEARING HIM SPEAK. 429 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:30,163 >> HI, THERE. LESLIE MIGHT HAVE OVERSOLD ME A LITTLE BIT. 430 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,132 >> CERTAINLY DID NOT. HE'S THE MAN. 431 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,234 HE'S CAPABLE OF ANYTHING. OKAY. 432 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:38,038 >> LOT 48 IS, UH, IT'S A RECTANGULAR LOT. 433 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,039 IT'S GOT EXCELLENT DRAINAGE, 434 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,042 AND IT'S ON THE CORNER OF SULLIVAN AND COLLINS. 435 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,010 ANY QUESTIONS? 436 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,078 >> I HAVE MORE OF A COMMENT THAN A QUESTION. 437 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,280 >> GO FOR IT. >> IT'S FOR THE GUY IN THE CAST. 438 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,216 >> HERE WE GO. LAWRENCE. 439 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,417 >> YES, YES, YES. 440 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,651 THAT IS ANDY DWYER. 441 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:56,089 HE IS A LOCAL RESIDENT, AND HE TRAGICALLY FELL IN THE PIT. 442 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,291 >> UH, YEAH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT. 443 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,494 HE'S THE GUY THAT PLAYS MUSIC ALL NIGHT IN HIS GARAGE. 444 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,096 IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 445 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:07,134 >> LAWRENCE LIVES WITH HIS GRANDMA. 446 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,568 WHICH IS PRETTY AWESOME. 447 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,736 HE TAKES CARE OF HER, I GUESS. 448 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,172 BUT WHATEVER. HE'S A DOUCHE BAG. 449 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,773 >> IT'S LOUD. IT'S ABUSIVE. 450 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,275 AND IT'S WAKING UP MY BIRDS. 451 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,144 >> YOU HAVE BIRDS NOW? 452 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:17,977 >> YEAH, I HAVE BIRDS. 453 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,447 I HAVE NICE, PRETTY, EXPENSIVE BIRDS. 454 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,449 AND YOU PLAY THAT MUSIC, AND IT WAKES THEM UP. 455 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,317 >> LOOK, I DON'T WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT, OKAY. 456 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,219 UH, I DO PLAY ROCK & ROLL. 457 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,387 GUILTY AS CHARGED. 458 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,488 I'M IN A BAND. 459 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,223 IT'S CALLED JUST THE TIP. 460 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,724 AND, ACTUALLY, 461 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,726 IF ANYONE HERE PLAYS BASS, WE NEED A BASSIST. 462 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,563 >> YES, OKAY, LET'S TAKE A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK, SHALL WE? 463 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,132 [sighs and clears her throat] 464 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,801 >> UH, IT IS NOT GOING WELL AT ALL. 465 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,736 IT'S GOING VERY POORLY. >> MM-HMM. 466 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,473 >> OKAY, LIKE YOU'RE CRASHING AND BURNING. 467 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,741 >> DEMOCRACY'S HAPPENING. PEOPLE ARE TALKING. 468 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,643 I MEAN, AT LEAST THEY AREN'T APATHETIC, RIGHT? 469 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,778 >> YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 470 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,413 THEY'RE DEEPLY NEGATIVE. 471 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,548 YOU NEED TO PUT A HAPPY FACE ON THIS, 472 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,317 GIVE ME A FEW POSITIVE TALKING POINTS. 473 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,087 AND WHATEVER YOU DO, AVOID A VOTE. 474 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,359 [sighs] 475 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,596 >> I'M ODDLY ATTRACTED TO KATE SPEEVACK. 476 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,464 >> UGH. 477 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,666 BEFORE WE CONTINUE, I'D LOVE TO JUST GIVE YOU 478 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,802 A LITTLE HISTORY OF PAWNEE. 479 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:20,240 THE CITY OF PAWNEE WAS INCORPORATED IN 1817 480 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,110 WHEN A YOUNG MAN BY THE NAME OF REVEREND LUTHER HOWELL 481 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,079 CAME FROM TERRE HAUTE ON AN OX. 482 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,416 HE PLANTED HIS FLAG IN THE GROUND AND WAS MET 483 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:33,720 SOON AFTER BY AN ANGRY TRIBE OF WAMAPOKE INDIANS, 484 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,189 WHO, WHEN SEEING THE WHITENESS OF HIS SKIN, 485 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,825 TWISTED HIM TO DEATH. 486 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,161 FLASH FORWARD TO 1969. 487 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,496 MAN WALKS ON THE MOON. 488 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,598 PAWNEE IS LOUSY WITH HIPPIES... 489 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,568 >> MY GOD, SHE'S FILIBUSTERING HER OWN MEETING. 490 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,602 >> MOD SQUAD-- 491 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,172 FILIBUSTER. BOOM. 492 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,507 THEY CAN'T TOUCH YOU IF YOU TALK FOREVER. 493 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,309 I CAN'T SPEAK OF THE FUTURE. 494 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,111 BUT I WILL. 495 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,846 THE FUTURE OF PAWNEE WILL INVOLVE US FLYING AROUND 496 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,716 IN SPACE TAXIS WHERE WE WILL COMMUNICATE 497 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:08,788 ON WATCHES AND BLINK OUR FEELINGS TO EACH OTHER 498 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,790 RATHER THAN USE WORDS. 499 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,326 AND NOW I'D LIKE TO TAKE 500 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,595 A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH A LITTLE SOMETHING 501 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,797 I LIKE TO CALL THE PHANTOM TOLLBOOTH 502 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,166 BY NORTON JUSTER. 503 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,367 >> EXCUSE ME, CAN'T YOU READ 504 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,834 THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK ON YOUR OWN TIME? 505 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:22,869 >> I HAVE THE FLOOR. 506 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,840 "THERE ONCE WAS A BOY NAMED MILO 507 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,476 "WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF. 508 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,643 NOT JUST SOMETIMES, BUT ALWAYS"-- 509 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,644 >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, 510 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,812 THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM, 511 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,715 WHICH MEANS THAT WE ALL GET TO TELL YOU WHAT WE THINK. 512 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,418 >> WELL, YOU DID ALREADY TALK, MA'AM. 513 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,853 AND I WOULD LOVE TO LISTEN TO SOMEONE ELSE, 514 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:41,788 SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW. 515 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,356 UH, THAT GIRL OVER THERE 516 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,158 WITH THE LONG BROWN HAIR AND THE YELLOW TOP. 517 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,694 COULD YOU TELL US HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS PARK? 518 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,397 GO AHEAD. >> HI. 519 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,500 UH, I'M A YOUTH IN THE COMMUNITY, 520 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,869 AND I THINK A NEW PARK IS A GREAT IDEA. 521 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,438 AND I FULLY SUPPORT IT, 522 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,807 AS WOULD THE REST OF THE YOUTH IN THE COMMUNITY. 523 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,643 >> HEY, I RECOGNIZE HER. 524 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,678 THAT KID CAME TO MY DOOR YESTERDAY. 525 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:09,382 >> OH, MY GOD, OKAY, THEY HAVE PLANTED PEOPLE IN THIS AUDIENCE. 526 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,617 UNBELIEVABLE. 527 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,220 YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ALL AGREE THAT THIS PARK IS A BAD IDEA. 528 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,587 WE SHOULD JUST TAKE A VOTE. 529 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,788 RIGHT? >> OKAY, WE WILL TAKE A VOTE. 530 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,889 BEFORE WE DO THAT, 531 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,792 I WANT EVERYONE UP, LINED UP BEHIND THAT MICROPHONE. 532 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,861 I WANT TO HEAR FROM ALL OF YOU, ONE-BY-ONE. 533 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:22,962 >> THAT WAS BRUTAL. 534 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,531 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, I WAS YELLING 535 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,632 AT LESLIE AT A PUBLIC FORUM. 536 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,501 GOD, I HOPE I WASN'T AS OBNOXIOUS AS THOSE PEOPLE. 537 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,904 I WASN'T, RIGHT? 538 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,840 >> AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING, EVERY MORNING-- 539 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,509 BEEP, BEEP, BEEP-- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT. 540 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,645 NOW, HOW LONG IS THIS PROJECT GONNA TAKE? 541 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,979 THAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW. THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 542 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,614 BECAUSE I NEED MY SLEEP. 543 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,915 >> THANK YOU, MA'AM. 544 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,584 THANK YOU, MA'AM. THAT CONCLUDES OUR MEETING. 545 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,618 >> WHAT ABOUT THE VOTE? 546 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:46,853 >> WE'RE OUT OF TIME. 547 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,788 IT'S 9:00. 548 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,858 BUT WE WILL HAVE MANY PUBLIC FORUMS IN THE FUTURE, 549 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,526 AND WE HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL THERE. 550 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,761 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 551 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,531 [audience murmurs] 552 00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,941 IT WAS TOUGH. 553 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,011 BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S PAWNEE. THAT'S DEMOCRACY. 554 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,447 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE THAT WANT THIS PARK. 555 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,349 YOU JUST GOTTA GET PAST THE NEGATIVE PEOPLE. 556 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:17,950 BUT GUESS WHAT? 557 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,788 MY SUBCOMMITTEE HELD ITS FIRST TOWN HALL MEETING TONIGHT. 558 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,523 GOD, I LOVED IT. 559 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,960 I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. 560 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,995 >> HEY, PARK LADY. 561 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:33,600 >> YEAH? >> YOU SUCK. 562 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,034 >> HEAR THAT? 563 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,837 HE CALLED ME PARK LADY. 564 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:40,607 >> YOU KNOW, NORMALLY, 565 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,608 I DON'T AGREE WITH LESLIE ABOUT ANYTHING, 566 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,610 BUT THIS BOOK IS AWESOME.