1 00:00:10,193 --> 00:00:14,198 ♪ All the shadows in the city ♪ 2 00:00:14,232 --> 00:00:17,869 ♪ used to love you, what a pity ♪ 3 00:00:17,903 --> 00:00:21,939 ♪ I miss the questions you used to ask me ♪ 4 00:00:21,974 --> 00:00:26,044 ♪ bored to death, cut, mad and lonely ♪ 5 00:00:26,078 --> 00:00:29,881 ♪ bored to death, cut, mad and lonely... ♪ 6 00:00:29,915 --> 00:00:32,050 ♪ Bored to death ♪ 7 00:00:32,084 --> 00:00:34,652 ♪ cut, mad and lonely. ♪ 8 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:45,115 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 9 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:58,873 Come on, Ray. Where are you? 10 00:01:15,224 --> 00:01:17,191 I'm coming, Jonathan. 11 00:01:22,264 --> 00:01:24,065 Hold the door. Hold the door. 12 00:01:25,467 --> 00:01:27,334 Hey hey hey! 13 00:01:27,368 --> 00:01:29,536 Oh, hi. 14 00:01:37,044 --> 00:01:39,312 I've always had this thing where I kind of want to just 15 00:01:39,346 --> 00:01:42,214 grab a policeman's gun. 16 00:01:42,249 --> 00:01:45,184 Kind of like a mental Tourette's that I don't act on. 17 00:01:45,218 --> 00:01:48,253 I think it's the way it kind of just protrudes. 18 00:01:48,287 --> 00:01:50,755 It's like, "touch me. Touch me." 19 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:53,157 - And you can't, you know? - Have you been drinking? 20 00:01:53,192 --> 00:01:55,560 No sir. No. 21 00:01:56,728 --> 00:01:59,229 This is my floor. Thank you. 22 00:02:09,573 --> 00:02:10,973 Building inspector. 23 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:16,111 Yes? 24 00:02:16,146 --> 00:02:19,014 It's been reported that you have a safety violation by your window. 25 00:02:19,048 --> 00:02:21,016 The co-op board is going to fine you. 26 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:23,018 Wait, what? Reported? 27 00:02:23,052 --> 00:02:26,821 I have to violate your inspection. It's a matter of codes. 28 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:28,857 - Wait. - Yeah. 29 00:02:30,559 --> 00:02:33,195 - Todd, what's going on? - There's some kind of window problem. 30 00:02:33,229 --> 00:02:36,131 - He's from the co-op board. - But it's after midnight. 31 00:02:36,165 --> 00:02:38,800 That's the most dangerous time of night for windows. 32 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:41,135 I'll only be a second, okay? 33 00:02:47,241 --> 00:02:50,343 - Jonathan! - Ray! Thank God. 34 00:02:50,377 --> 00:02:52,575 Okay, just drop down to the ledge. 35 00:02:52,609 --> 00:02:55,110 - I'll catch you. - No, I'll die. 36 00:02:55,144 --> 00:02:57,645 Yeah, maybe. 37 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,447 - Maybe? - But I won't let you. 38 00:02:59,481 --> 00:03:01,583 I've been carrying Spencer all day. 39 00:03:01,617 --> 00:03:04,519 I'll catch you. I am a father now. 40 00:03:04,553 --> 00:03:05,819 Okay. 41 00:03:05,854 --> 00:03:08,188 Whoa! Oh, Ray! 42 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:10,190 I got you! I got you! I got you! I got you! 43 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:15,495 Oh God, thank you. Thank you, Ray. 44 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:17,831 Ray, thank you. Thank you so much, Ray. 45 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:20,334 What the hell is going on? I'm calling the cops. 46 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:23,136 No no no no, that's not necessary. Thank you. 47 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,673 Your window's fine. I'll tell the co-op board, okay? 48 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,810 Here's $11 for your trouble. Sorry. 49 00:03:41,518 --> 00:03:44,051 Ray, I'm not complaining, but what took so long? 50 00:03:44,086 --> 00:03:46,555 - I almost died up there. - Sorry, I was getting some action from Leah. 51 00:03:46,589 --> 00:03:49,258 You know what I'm up against. She has the sex drive of a cicada. 52 00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:50,794 I couldn't turn it down. 53 00:03:50,828 --> 00:03:53,362 I was hanging on that clock for an hour and you just had sex? 54 00:03:53,397 --> 00:03:56,899 Yeah, it was great. I got her to soak her nipples in whiskey and nurse me. 55 00:03:56,933 --> 00:04:00,168 Come on, two of my most favorite things in the world. Hope I don't get a DUI. 56 00:04:00,202 --> 00:04:03,603 Well, drunk driving is the least of our problems right now. 57 00:04:03,637 --> 00:04:05,371 Okay, you're right. Start from the beginning. 58 00:04:05,406 --> 00:04:07,073 How did you get framed for murder? 59 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:09,209 And then when I came to, my pants were at my ankles 60 00:04:09,243 --> 00:04:11,510 and the gun was in my hand. Next thing I know 61 00:04:11,545 --> 00:04:13,412 the cops are banging on the door but I got away. 62 00:04:13,446 --> 00:04:16,047 Lord. Are you making this up? 63 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:19,049 No. I don't know why my pants were at my ankles. 64 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,952 Have you tried to go to the bathroom? Are you sore? 65 00:04:21,986 --> 00:04:25,122 Ray, don't be mean. This is the worst night of my life. 66 00:04:25,156 --> 00:04:26,689 Mean? It's a legitimate question. 67 00:04:26,723 --> 00:04:28,991 If you were sexually assaulted while unconscious, 68 00:04:29,025 --> 00:04:31,527 - I would like to know. - Sorry. 69 00:04:31,561 --> 00:04:34,330 Listen, I just think you should go to the police 70 00:04:34,364 --> 00:04:36,464 - and tell them everything you know. - I can't do that. 71 00:04:36,499 --> 00:04:39,167 I could be in Rikers for months before my name is cleared. 72 00:04:39,201 --> 00:04:41,435 And I've got a lot of blog interviews to do for my book. 73 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:44,371 Yeah, but if you were at Rikers it could help sales. 74 00:04:44,406 --> 00:04:46,840 That's true. 75 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:49,609 But I'm supposed to be on "The New Dick Cavett Show" next week. 76 00:04:49,643 --> 00:04:52,344 - I don't want to miss that. - No no, forget cavett. 77 00:04:52,378 --> 00:04:54,946 Turn yourself in. It's the most sane course of action. 78 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:57,781 I can't. I have a natural tendency towards guilt. 79 00:04:57,815 --> 00:05:00,383 I might freak out and make a false confession. 80 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:01,918 Also you fled the scene of a crime. 81 00:05:01,952 --> 00:05:03,386 Innocent men do not run. 82 00:05:03,421 --> 00:05:06,656 My God, you're right. I might go to prison. 83 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:09,590 - Oh God. - All right, all right, listen, you two. 84 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:11,657 Look, let's just go to bed. 85 00:05:11,691 --> 00:05:13,658 I read in a spy novel once 86 00:05:13,693 --> 00:05:16,728 the fugitive's most effective weapon is sleep. 87 00:05:16,762 --> 00:05:18,696 We'll figure this all out in the morning. 88 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:21,732 Sleep? I'm too upset to sleep. I've just shattered my life. 89 00:05:21,766 --> 00:05:24,934 All right, Jonathan. I'll put on the vaporizer. 90 00:05:24,969 --> 00:05:26,936 I also have some valium. 91 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:29,505 It's a mixture I've been playing around with lately. 92 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:31,974 - Could be comforting. - Also it's not too bad 93 00:05:32,008 --> 00:05:34,409 if you top it off with just a sip of Prosecco. 94 00:05:34,444 --> 00:05:37,012 Sounds like a pot-head's BLT. I like it. 95 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:39,982 Come here. Let me take care of you. Come on. 96 00:05:42,252 --> 00:05:44,452 My thoughts feel buttery. 97 00:05:44,486 --> 00:05:47,220 Hey, can we do high-lows? 98 00:05:47,254 --> 00:05:50,055 Leah and I do that when we tuck her girls in. 99 00:05:50,089 --> 00:05:52,423 Sure, Ray. You go first. 100 00:05:52,457 --> 00:05:55,992 Well, my high was breastfeeding Spencer 101 00:05:56,027 --> 00:05:58,495 and being nursed by Leah. 102 00:05:58,529 --> 00:06:01,864 And I didn't have a low. Your turn, George. 103 00:06:01,898 --> 00:06:04,466 My high was seeing Emily. 104 00:06:04,501 --> 00:06:07,135 My low was her boyfriend 105 00:06:07,169 --> 00:06:09,604 who was wearing a bicycle leotard 106 00:06:09,638 --> 00:06:12,339 and asking permission to marry her. 107 00:06:12,374 --> 00:06:14,808 But that's wonderful news, George. 108 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,309 It isn't. 109 00:06:16,344 --> 00:06:19,278 He's nearly 60. He's way too old for her. 110 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:21,980 I might sleep with a woman half my age, 111 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,049 but I'd never marry her. 112 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,517 Well, from one father to another, 113 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,919 I think that's a reasonable position to take. 114 00:06:29,987 --> 00:06:31,754 Mmm. 115 00:06:31,788 --> 00:06:33,288 Your turn, Jonathan. 116 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:36,624 Well, in the last 24 hours 117 00:06:36,659 --> 00:06:39,527 I found out that I came from a sperm bank in fair lawn, New Jersey, 118 00:06:39,561 --> 00:06:40,996 and I've been framed for murder. 119 00:06:41,030 --> 00:06:42,831 You're supposed to say, "my high was." 120 00:06:42,865 --> 00:06:44,632 I don't feel like playing a game right now, Ray. 121 00:06:44,666 --> 00:06:46,900 I'm in real trouble. 122 00:06:46,935 --> 00:06:49,870 The universe is punishing me for having my book out. 123 00:06:49,905 --> 00:06:52,775 No, you shouldn't think like that. 124 00:06:52,809 --> 00:06:55,111 The universe doesn't care about books. 125 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:59,181 Okay, let's go to sleep. 126 00:06:59,215 --> 00:07:01,650 Everything will be all right in the morning. 127 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:10,857 No spooning, Ray. 128 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,000 No spooning, Ray. 129 00:07:23,035 --> 00:07:26,002 I can't fall asleep unless I hold someone. 130 00:07:28,371 --> 00:07:30,673 All right, Ray. 131 00:07:32,476 --> 00:07:34,076 Good night, boys. 132 00:07:34,111 --> 00:07:36,445 Good night, George. 133 00:07:47,656 --> 00:07:50,557 Oh, thank you. Good morning. 134 00:07:50,592 --> 00:07:52,359 Mr. Christopher, there are police here. 135 00:07:52,394 --> 00:07:54,161 They want to come up and see you. 136 00:07:54,195 --> 00:07:57,163 What? Well, stall them. 137 00:07:57,198 --> 00:08:00,332 Offer them scones. The police are downstairs at the restaurant. 138 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:01,901 They're coming up to talk to me. 139 00:08:01,935 --> 00:08:05,004 These guys are really good detectives.. 140 00:08:05,038 --> 00:08:07,006 I had a beautiful dream about a gumball machine. 141 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,308 - Can I tell you about it? - Not now, Ray. 142 00:08:09,342 --> 00:08:10,975 Oh, jeez. 143 00:08:18,315 --> 00:08:20,948 Ray, get out of bed! We've got to hide! 144 00:08:22,517 --> 00:08:24,684 Where are you going? Where are you going? 145 00:08:24,719 --> 00:08:27,754 Hide. No no. They'll see you there. 146 00:08:27,788 --> 00:08:29,788 Here here. Get in the dumbwaiter. 147 00:08:29,823 --> 00:08:31,656 It goes down to the restaurant's kitchen. Go on, get in. 148 00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:34,359 The scones didn't work. 149 00:08:34,393 --> 00:08:37,195 Okay okay, it's best to act totally innocently. 150 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:39,463 I got that from the same spy novel. 151 00:08:39,498 --> 00:08:41,065 Hey, fellas. 152 00:08:41,099 --> 00:08:42,699 Come on up. Fifth floor. 153 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:44,601 I'll leave the door open. 154 00:08:44,635 --> 00:08:47,003 - Why am I fleeing? - 'Cause you're a good friend. 155 00:08:47,071 --> 00:08:48,338 It's too early to be a good friend. 156 00:08:48,372 --> 00:08:50,240 I'll try to keep the police busy 157 00:08:50,274 --> 00:08:52,242 and then I'll catch up with you two later. 158 00:08:52,276 --> 00:08:55,578 George, George. We need shoes for running and phones for communicating. 159 00:08:55,613 --> 00:08:57,613 Why didn't you-- 160 00:08:58,548 --> 00:08:59,915 Hurry. 161 00:08:59,949 --> 00:09:01,516 All right. 162 00:09:01,551 --> 00:09:03,551 Here's some spending money too. 163 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,619 We'll meet up later. Make sure you're not followed. 164 00:09:05,654 --> 00:09:07,154 They might tail you to get to me. 165 00:09:07,188 --> 00:09:09,458 - Really? - Come on. 166 00:09:12,363 --> 00:09:14,730 Oh hey, fellas. 167 00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:16,666 Sorry. I hope I wasn't hanging out there. 168 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,734 Come on in. Come on in. 169 00:09:20,203 --> 00:09:22,971 George's shoes are really hard to make a getaway in. 170 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:25,607 I think they're the Italian ones OJ Simpson wore. 171 00:09:25,641 --> 00:09:28,109 Did you notice last night how hairless George's legs are? 172 00:09:28,144 --> 00:09:29,544 I did notice. 173 00:09:29,579 --> 00:09:32,113 Do you think it's because his pants have rubbed everything off 174 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:35,148 over the last 60 years or did his legs go bald because he's so old? 175 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:37,750 I don't know. It is mystifying. 176 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,918 I think-- Oh my God, Ray, look. 177 00:09:41,686 --> 00:09:44,721 That arab terrorist has your mole. 178 00:09:44,755 --> 00:09:47,623 That's me, Ray. Here. 179 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:49,525 Buy a copy. We've got to get off the streets. 180 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:52,595 - I'm a wanted man. - I would have never drawn you like that. 181 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,864 What is our city coming to? 182 00:09:55,898 --> 00:09:58,900 - Thank you, sir. - There's killers everywhere. 183 00:10:04,238 --> 00:10:06,206 They made my nose way too big. 184 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,575 This thing is a real shylockian fish hook. 185 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,376 Do you think it's anti-semitic on purpose? 186 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,711 I don't think so. I think the cops will probably spin it 187 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,047 as a Jew-on-Jew murder to avoid a race riot. 188 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,615 - Remember Crown Heights? - Yeah, you're right. 189 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,084 I wonder what Spencer's nose will look like. 190 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,119 Right now it's just a little nub 191 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,921 with these two little breathing holes. Little guy. 192 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,290 Yeah, my nose was nice and small. 193 00:10:27,324 --> 00:10:30,359 Then it exploded. Puberty hit me there at least two years 194 00:10:30,394 --> 00:10:32,394 before it hit my penis. I was all out of proportion. 195 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:36,332 Can we have one conversation that doesn't involve your peen. 196 00:10:36,366 --> 00:10:39,068 It won't be easy, but I can try. 197 00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:40,903 I've got to get the bastards who did this. 198 00:10:40,938 --> 00:10:43,773 It has to be my client. I never should have taken a case over the phone. 199 00:10:43,807 --> 00:10:47,010 - Do you know where he lives? - No, but I do have his cell phone number. 200 00:10:47,044 --> 00:10:49,212 We need someone who can get us an address off of that. 201 00:10:49,246 --> 00:10:51,715 Now I thi-- Shit, we've been made. 202 00:10:52,850 --> 00:10:54,884 How's staring camp going? 203 00:10:54,952 --> 00:10:57,354 What's the matter, you don't like my pajamas? 204 00:10:57,388 --> 00:11:00,557 I don't like your corporate slave outfit. 205 00:11:00,591 --> 00:11:02,992 It's so good to see you, Howard. 206 00:11:03,026 --> 00:11:05,828 Yeah, I've been expecting you. Get away from the window. 207 00:11:05,862 --> 00:11:08,197 I've been reading the papers. 208 00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:10,932 - Got everything prepared. - What? 209 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:14,769 I only had two hours, but I think I've got you covered. 210 00:11:14,803 --> 00:11:18,237 All right, stolen Amex. This is good for 48 hours. 211 00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:22,207 Passport. And pilot disguise. 212 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:25,108 Oh, and I'm throwing in a free lock pick. 213 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,774 I've always wanted to wear one of these. 214 00:11:26,808 --> 00:11:29,808 I like the shiny brim. I think my eyes are drawn to it. 215 00:11:29,843 --> 00:11:33,144 That's for Jonathan. Where's George? 216 00:11:33,179 --> 00:11:35,279 He never fools around on an operation. 217 00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:36,847 He's diverting the police at the moment. 218 00:11:36,882 --> 00:11:39,850 Jaime Montero? Why am I Mexican? 219 00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:42,018 You have Mexican pigmentation. 220 00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:45,421 You made him Mexican in this country? They'll be all over him. 221 00:11:45,456 --> 00:11:48,290 I made him a Mexican airline pilot. 222 00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:50,925 The two things cancel each other out. 223 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,427 You know, I don't think I like your attitude. 224 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,828 I don't think I like your attitude. 225 00:11:54,863 --> 00:11:57,564 - Oh well, tell it to your beard. - Whoa, guys. 226 00:11:57,599 --> 00:12:02,035 Howard, I appreciate all this but I'm not leaving the U.S. 227 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,303 I want to find the murderer and prove my innocence. 228 00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:06,238 All I have is his cell phone number. 229 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:08,473 I need a name and an address. 230 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:11,343 I'm gonna have to hack into the Telecom. 231 00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:13,378 It's not gonna be easy. 232 00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:15,347 Not easy means not cheap. 233 00:12:15,382 --> 00:12:18,784 I assume George is paying for all of this? 234 00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:23,990 - Yeah. - All right, I'll run the number. 235 00:12:24,024 --> 00:12:26,225 Throw in another one of these pilot outfits. 236 00:12:26,259 --> 00:12:28,494 I could have a fat pilot outfit in 20 minutes. 237 00:12:28,528 --> 00:12:30,563 No, I need one. This isn't for you. 238 00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:32,998 I'm glad you're not running, Jonathan. 239 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:37,069 I was convicted of exposing myself on the d train. 240 00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:39,404 I've never been able to clear my name. 241 00:12:39,439 --> 00:12:42,441 These people with cell phone cameras. 242 00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:46,411 You have the chance I never got. 243 00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:05,463 George, perfect timing. I was just coming to see you. 244 00:13:05,498 --> 00:13:08,732 All right. Just try to keep a low profile. 245 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:10,800 What? Why? 246 00:13:10,835 --> 00:13:12,569 There might be people following me. 247 00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:15,471 No no, don't be so obvious. 248 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,372 You know, I'm not one to judge, George, 249 00:13:17,406 --> 00:13:19,774 but you reek of cannabis. 250 00:13:19,808 --> 00:13:22,443 I just had one medicinal hit. 251 00:13:22,478 --> 00:13:24,312 My nerves are shot. 252 00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,014 Try to be a little judicious about this kind of thing with Emily. 253 00:13:27,048 --> 00:13:30,616 She's still new to sobriety. She's not entirely stable. 254 00:13:30,651 --> 00:13:32,885 I know, I know. I-- 255 00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:36,388 Trust me, I have every intention of hiding my smoking from her. 256 00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,491 And I don't usually indulge in the morning. 257 00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,660 It's just that I've been dealing with the police. 258 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,262 Why? What's happening? 259 00:13:42,296 --> 00:13:44,866 Are you selling marijuana? 260 00:13:44,901 --> 00:13:46,634 No no. 261 00:13:46,668 --> 00:13:48,369 A friend of mine is in trouble. 262 00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:50,704 He-- It's a bit complicated. 263 00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,706 - It's best you stay out of it. - Okay. 264 00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:55,542 But listen, I came to see if you had an answer. 265 00:13:55,577 --> 00:13:58,946 Do I have your permission to marry Emily? 266 00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,652 Bernard. 267 00:14:04,686 --> 00:14:06,554 I'm gonna borrow your bicycle. 268 00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:08,789 Wait. George. 269 00:14:08,824 --> 00:14:11,959 - Yes or no? - Can I get an extension? 270 00:14:11,993 --> 00:14:15,027 Not even wearing a helmet. 271 00:14:16,194 --> 00:14:17,659 The house over there. 272 00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:20,161 Was the bag really necessary? 273 00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:22,897 What? It makes my outfit more authentic. 274 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,799 Plus I need a good overnight bag. 275 00:14:27,336 --> 00:14:30,004 - Shit, it's my parents. - Jonathan? 276 00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,738 Mom, now is not a good time. 277 00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:34,507 - I got a-- - Two homicide detectives are here. 278 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,508 They said you're wanted for murder of a nice jockey. 279 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,577 A Jewish jockey. What were you thinking? 280 00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,811 Did you murder him because I'm sterile? 281 00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:44,113 - Tell your parents I said hi. - Listen, I'm innocent. 282 00:14:44,147 --> 00:14:47,015 I swear. Tell the detectives I'm gonna clear my name. 283 00:14:47,049 --> 00:14:50,350 He says he's innocent. He went to Princeton. He wouldn't lie. 284 00:14:50,385 --> 00:14:53,552 Yeah, the tuition there was very expensive. 285 00:14:54,954 --> 00:14:57,288 I can't believe my parents got dragged into this. 286 00:14:57,322 --> 00:15:00,457 They're hysterical. I'm gonna make this guy pay. 287 00:15:07,629 --> 00:15:09,831 Shh shh shh. 288 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:20,174 Check out that babe. 289 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,776 Would you look at the stems on her? 290 00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:24,547 That's the woman I was hired to tail. She must be involved. 291 00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:27,351 - We're going in. - Good. 292 00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:39,229 Who are you? Why did you frame me? 293 00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:42,565 What? Who are you? What are you pilots doing in my house? 294 00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:44,367 You know damn well who I am. 295 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:47,936 - Don't play me for a fool or an idiot. - Yeah, that's my job. 296 00:15:47,971 --> 00:15:50,238 Get out. I've never seen you before in my life. 297 00:15:50,273 --> 00:15:53,174 Then call the cops. They're looking for me. Might even get you a reward. 298 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,342 Phone. 299 00:16:00,047 --> 00:16:02,615 You don't want the cops anywhere near this place, do you? 300 00:16:02,649 --> 00:16:04,984 So quit the charade and tell me, 301 00:16:05,018 --> 00:16:07,819 why did you do it? 302 00:16:11,557 --> 00:16:14,291 I didn't do it. I swear. 303 00:16:15,393 --> 00:16:17,861 It-- It was my boyfriend Sid. 304 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,964 He found out Schwartz and I were having an affair. 305 00:16:20,998 --> 00:16:23,399 That's why you were meeting Schwartz at the hotel? 306 00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:25,468 Yes. Sid shot him in cold blood. 307 00:16:25,502 --> 00:16:29,004 Told me he'd do the same to me if I didn't keep my mouth shut. 308 00:16:29,038 --> 00:16:31,639 I'm a prisoner in my own home. 309 00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:34,442 Well, Sid's mother's house. 310 00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:36,410 Where is Sid now? Tell me 311 00:16:36,444 --> 00:16:38,512 and you won't be a prisoner anymore. 312 00:16:38,546 --> 00:16:40,213 He's at the prospect park carousel. 313 00:16:40,247 --> 00:16:41,848 He works there. 314 00:16:41,882 --> 00:16:44,450 It's where all the ex-jockeys end up. 315 00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:49,354 An ex-jockey- on-jockey murder. 316 00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:52,023 You won't regret this. 317 00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:54,759 I'm gonna clear my name and set you free. 318 00:16:58,363 --> 00:17:00,297 You're a little tall for my taste, 319 00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:02,265 but when this is all over, 320 00:17:02,299 --> 00:17:05,801 you can leave your slippers under my bed anytime. 321 00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:09,605 How about two pairs of slippers? 322 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,681 - Hola. - George, it's Jonathan. 323 00:17:20,716 --> 00:17:23,384 Oh, Jonathan wait a second. 324 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,253 - How do I know it's really you? - Can't you tell from my voice? 325 00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:29,122 Maybe. I mean, you do sound kind of nasal. 326 00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,923 I know, I know. 327 00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:33,526 Tell me something that only you and I know. 328 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,294 Last night you and Ray snuggled 329 00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,362 and didn't include me. 330 00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:39,863 What does that have to do with anything? 331 00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:42,232 I believe it's you. So what's your 10-20? 332 00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:45,301 Our location? We're heading to the prospect park carousel. 333 00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:48,238 All right, I will tango and foxtrot with you there. 334 00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:51,240 But you should probably know 335 00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:53,442 I think I'm being followed. 336 00:17:53,476 --> 00:17:56,143 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 337 00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:59,479 By several agents. 338 00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,846 Possibly from... 339 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,115 Multiple branches of the government. 340 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,850 George, are you stoned? 341 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,752 Uh, no, not so much anymore. 342 00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:11,687 It's kind of wearing off. 343 00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:14,091 Wait a second. We shouldn't be-- 344 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,930 We should stay off the phone. Hang up, hang up. 345 00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:19,965 Uh, bye-bye, mamacita. 346 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,267 Talk to you manana. 347 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,436 What am I-- 348 00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:32,375 Man down. George is stoned. 349 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:36,512 It's always the weak who fall first in battle. 350 00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:43,352 Last ride of the day. Last ride. 351 00:18:43,386 --> 00:18:46,288 That guy came to my reading. Signed his book and everything. 352 00:18:46,322 --> 00:18:48,490 Did you personalize it? A lot of times that's what the fans want. 353 00:18:48,525 --> 00:18:49,891 If you don't do that, they get upset. 354 00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:52,359 I don't think that's why he framed me for murder. 355 00:18:52,394 --> 00:18:55,162 Hey, Ray, Jonathan. 356 00:18:55,196 --> 00:18:57,364 Hey hi, guys. 357 00:18:57,398 --> 00:18:59,766 - Shh. - No, it's okay. 358 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,233 I think I lost them. 359 00:19:01,268 --> 00:19:03,569 - Where'd you get that great bike? - From Bernard. 360 00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:05,471 Why are you guys in the Navy? 361 00:19:05,505 --> 00:19:07,072 We're pilots for Aero Mexico. 362 00:19:07,106 --> 00:19:08,706 We picked up disguises from Howard. 363 00:19:08,741 --> 00:19:10,508 You went there without me? Oh, come on. 364 00:19:10,542 --> 00:19:12,276 You know how much I love going to Howard's. 365 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,679 I'm sorry, George. You can come with us next time. 366 00:19:14,713 --> 00:19:17,281 - You want me to fill you in? - No no, I'll catch on. 367 00:19:17,316 --> 00:19:19,483 I'm very intuitive. 368 00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:21,986 God, it's a beautiful Ferris wheel. 369 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,188 It's a carousel, George. 370 00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,490 Well, it's... 371 00:19:27,558 --> 00:19:29,258 Oh yeah. 372 00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:50,477 - That was for Schwartz. - Who's Schwartz? 373 00:19:50,511 --> 00:19:52,778 - Hey, come on. - I'll pick it up as we go. 374 00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,513 You're coming downtown with us. 375 00:19:54,547 --> 00:19:57,882 Well, uptown actually, and to the west-- To the cops. 376 00:19:57,916 --> 00:19:59,850 You can take me in, Dick, but you got nothing on me. 377 00:19:59,885 --> 00:20:01,952 Oh, I got plenty. The blonde gave us the goods. 378 00:20:01,987 --> 00:20:03,353 - What blonde? - George, please. 379 00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:05,456 - Okay. - Kitty ratted me out? 380 00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:08,726 Yeah, she told us everything. I only have one question: 381 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,194 Why me? 382 00:20:10,228 --> 00:20:13,096 It was that article about you and your book in "the post." 383 00:20:13,131 --> 00:20:15,332 It was clear you were somebody who could be duped. 384 00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:18,267 Why were his pants around his ankles in the hotel room, hmm? 385 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,968 Yeah, Ray's very curious about that. 386 00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:22,971 We were painting the picture that you and Schwartz were lovers, 387 00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:25,506 had a quarrel. Figured that would stick. 388 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,974 You got $3 bill written all over you. 389 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,809 - Hey. - Wait a second. 390 00:20:29,843 --> 00:20:32,311 - What do you mean we? - It was kitty's idea-- 391 00:20:32,346 --> 00:20:35,447 The pants at the ankles, everything. She wanted Schwartz dead. 392 00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:37,716 But I thought that you killed Schwartz out of green-eyed jealousy. 393 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,985 What are you talking about? Schwartz made her the beneficiary 394 00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:42,986 of his will and his life insurance. 395 00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:45,722 She played him. That's why we knocked him off. 396 00:20:45,756 --> 00:20:47,657 And she was gonna split the money with you? 397 00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:50,426 Yeah. We were gonna leave town together, 398 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:54,228 start a new life away from the ponies. 399 00:20:54,263 --> 00:20:57,197 Oh, this is a terrible story. 400 00:20:58,733 --> 00:21:01,468 Gumball, you came for me. 401 00:21:01,502 --> 00:21:03,603 I had a dream about a gumball machine last night. 402 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,305 Hello, Sid. 403 00:21:06,339 --> 00:21:08,807 Oh my God! Gumball shot him! 404 00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:11,376 Whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing? 405 00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:13,345 You shouldn't throw a gun. They're like scissors. 406 00:21:13,379 --> 00:21:16,581 Why not? I'm getting your prints on the gun you just killed Sid with. 407 00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:21,084 Sorry, no bullets left. 408 00:21:22,486 --> 00:21:24,754 But this one is loaded. 409 00:21:24,788 --> 00:21:28,323 And this is the gun Sid used to kill you 410 00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:30,090 and your friends during your little shootout. 411 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,692 Please don't. Look, I just became a new dad 412 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,161 to a beautiful boy named Spencer. His mothers are divorced lesbians 413 00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:37,362 and I love him very much. Please don't do this. 414 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,298 Stop crying. This isn't a book club. 415 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,100 You plugged me. 416 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:46,303 Go! 417 00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:50,707 I loved you. 418 00:21:52,376 --> 00:21:54,076 Go! 419 00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,947 - Down! Get down! - I'm too young to be shot. 420 00:21:58,982 --> 00:22:01,916 Other way! Other way! Other way! No no no! 421 00:22:01,951 --> 00:22:03,851 I'm never going on a Ferris wheel again. 422 00:22:03,886 --> 00:22:05,920 Oh my God! Oh my God! 423 00:22:05,954 --> 00:22:07,421 Drop your weapon! 424 00:22:10,424 --> 00:22:12,592 Ow. 425 00:22:12,626 --> 00:22:16,096 Look look look. See, I knew I was being followed. 426 00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:18,832 Hi, remember me? 427 00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:21,300 I'm not paranoid. 428 00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:27,539 You did a great job, Jonathan. 429 00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:29,941 - Excellent detective work. - Thank you, officer Drake. 430 00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:31,742 Coming from you, that means a lot. 431 00:22:31,777 --> 00:22:34,711 That's why the boys and I got you these 432 00:22:34,746 --> 00:22:37,547 as a token of our appreciation. Look. 433 00:22:37,582 --> 00:22:39,816 Is this like making us honorary deputies? 434 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,951 - No, they're just baseball caps. - I see. 435 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,919 - Yeah, so... - Well, thank you. 436 00:22:43,953 --> 00:22:46,855 And how are you doing, officer Drake? 437 00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,490 - You know, with your issue? - Yeah. 438 00:22:48,524 --> 00:22:50,726 Well, I did start to... 439 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,528 Take my wife's birth control pills. 440 00:22:53,563 --> 00:22:56,097 But then, you know, I stopped 441 00:22:56,132 --> 00:22:58,834 and I got some therapy and now I'm doing much better. 442 00:22:58,868 --> 00:23:00,769 So thank you for asking. 443 00:23:00,803 --> 00:23:02,437 Anytime. 444 00:23:02,472 --> 00:23:04,406 Okay. 445 00:23:10,247 --> 00:23:13,916 - All cleared up? - Guys, I'm really sorry I put your lives in danger. 446 00:23:13,951 --> 00:23:16,184 You know, I like these little brushes with death. 447 00:23:16,218 --> 00:23:18,418 - Makes everything new again. - I don't. 448 00:23:18,452 --> 00:23:21,020 I can't afford to die, Jonathan. I don't have health insurance. 449 00:23:21,054 --> 00:23:24,022 - I'm so sorry, Ray. - Look, I don't like to be the voice of reason, 450 00:23:24,057 --> 00:23:25,724 but now that I'm a dad I guess it suits me. 451 00:23:25,758 --> 00:23:28,126 You've got to stop being a detective. It's too dangerous. 452 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,494 - I keep getting hurt. - I don't know. 453 00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:32,429 The police gave us these hats. 454 00:23:32,464 --> 00:23:34,364 Must be doing something right. 455 00:23:34,399 --> 00:23:36,533 Oh, Jonathan. 456 00:23:36,567 --> 00:23:38,534 I like this hat. 457 00:23:38,569 --> 00:23:40,670 Yeah, now I don't feel so left out. 458 00:23:40,704 --> 00:23:43,538 Besides, Ray, can't retire just yet. 459 00:23:43,572 --> 00:23:46,740 Still have to find out who my real dad is. 460 00:23:46,775 --> 00:23:49,710 And you will, Jonathan. You will. 461 00:23:49,745 --> 00:23:51,279 Shall we? 462 00:23:52,447 --> 00:23:54,182 You know, I really do like that bag. 463 00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:57,318 Howard sells them, right? Does it have a false bottom? 464 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,520 I have a false bottom. 465 00:23:59,554 --> 00:24:03,122 Well, you know, sometimes. I'm not wearing one now. 466 00:24:03,156 --> 00:24:05,156 George, what are you talking about? 467 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:07,291 Well, have you ever seen these little undies 468 00:24:07,325 --> 00:24:09,059 that have pads on each cheek? 469 00:24:09,093 --> 00:24:10,360 Yeah, they make those for men? 470 00:24:10,394 --> 00:24:12,662 Yeah. Oh yeah. 471 00:24:14,431 --> 00:24:17,099 ♪ Sometimes when you walk away ♪ 472 00:24:17,134 --> 00:24:21,070 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 473 00:24:21,104 --> 00:24:25,673 ♪ and then hide your hands inside your sleeves ♪ 474 00:24:25,708 --> 00:24:30,044 ♪ sometimes when you leave ♪ 475 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,147 ♪ don't go ♪ 476 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,782 ♪ baby baby, put your hand in mine ♪ 477 00:24:35,817 --> 00:24:36,983 ♪ don't go ♪ 478 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:39,653 ♪ baby baby, stars are in your eyes ♪ 479 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:40,921 ♪ don't go ♪ 480 00:24:40,955 --> 00:24:43,990 ♪ baby baby, true love doesn't lie ♪ 481 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:47,560 ♪ but when I see you walk away, it makes me want to cry ♪ 482 00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:51,563 ♪ sometimes... ♪ 483 00:24:55,234 --> 00:24:59,003 ♪ sometimes... ♪ 484 00:25:02,807 --> 00:25:07,811 ♪ sometimes. ♪