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- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
- Scotland's the perfect place
for my birthday celebration
because it's rich with beautiful men.
- Ladies, welcome to Gilmerton House.
- all: Thank you.
- Pull!
- Pull, ladies!
- Kelli! No!
- Oh, my God. You okay?
- What I do wanna talk about, Angela, is,
why you feel the need to try to investigate me so bad.
- Me askin' George. Oh, my God.
- You know everybody know George.
- So, did you ask his wife about Shamea?
- I asked her,
"If I say something, will I be offending you?"
- Why would that be offensive?
- Did you [BLEEP] George?
- Why does Angela know everything that's happening
with Shamea's vagina?
- Get the [BLEEP] outta my room.
- I'm not in your room. - One second, move. Let me slam this door.
- I haven't gone through your threshold. - Excuse me.
- You basic bitch. - Bye, bitch.
- I think Shamea have bigger issues she's battling.
- Something is wrong.
- The first thing you did
was went on your public platform
and talked about my mom doing something
egregious to your mom.
- I don't give a [BLEEP] what our parents did.
It's their secret. - Yeah, but everybody doesn't know
that your mom tried to sleep with my dad.
- You and your mother are lowdown, dirty snakes.
- No, you and your mama are lowdown, dirty snakes.
- Your mom slept with your father's brother.
- Ooh!
- [BLEEP] you.
- I know.
- She's gonna talk sh-- about me.
Bitch, I ain't never did nothin' to you.
I'm outta here. - Where you goin'?
♪
- After dinner, I think it was a great idea
to separate Shamea from Porsha.
Everybody is not on one accord.
Shamea is hysterical.
Porsha is crazy.
We are in another country.
I just don't want any issues.
Don't let them steal your shine
because as much as everybody talk
about peace and being these transformed people,
we also know that hurt people hurt people.
You have kept so many things bottled up
between you and her.
- I-I just shut down.
It's easier to just walk away for me,
which is why it's so hard to, like,
confront somebody that I loved and cared about,
at one point, because it's like I just--
you know, I'm always careful for other people's feelings,
even if it hurts mine.
Me and Porsha were sisters, right?
And sisters fight.
My hope was that we would always find our place
back to each other, but, after tonight,
I know that that's not gonna happen.
She will never meet another friend like me.
I'm cool on her. - Absolutely.
- I'm so cool on her.
♪
- Congratulations, baby.
- Where'd K. go? She left?
- She left.
- I gotta be honest.
I'm tired of this Porsha-Shamea debacle.
We're supposed to be on vacation.
This is Phaedra's birthday.
Let's pack this thing up, okay?
Let's move on to the next. We know how to party.
We know how to have a good time, so, let's go.
- Ooh!
- Oh, yeah, hot as can be.
Shake it. Shake it. Shake it.
- Tonight, we're going to the hottest club
in Scotland.
I know dinner was freaking crazy,
but we honestly came here for three things--
to dance, drink, and celebrate
Phae-Phae's birthday.
♪
- Does someone from Atlanta own this club
because it's lit?
♪ So cool with it so smooth with it ♪
- I was actually surprised to see all these Black folks.
It's a lot of us in here, okay?
Power to the people.
- Oh, my God!
- It feels like Black History Month
in Scotland.
[cheering ]
- I want you to be able to enjoy yourself, too.
You ain't gotta babysit me, you know.
- I ain't babysitting you, but I am gonna drag your ass
out to this club, 'cause guess what.
Guess who didn't come to Scotland
to have all this going on.
We are all the way in----ing Scotland.
If you think I'm about to not turn up, you're crazy.
Let's twerk it out.
Put this damn kilt on and let's go.
[laughing]
- We are here to celebrate somebody that is very special,
an amazing person, an amazing friend,
Ms. Phaedra Parks. Come on, y'all.
[cheers and applause]
Hey! Come on, Phae. Tell 'em.
♪ Hit the lights ♪
♪ Can't let no one see me get down ♪
♪ It's all right ♪
♪ I know they think I get around ♪
♪ But you know this ain't an ordinary love ♪
- Oh, my God, I would never, in my wildest dreams,
think that this little sweet puddin'
would serenade me on my birthday
'cause she has made it very clear, honey.
She does not sing for free.
♪ Very special ♪
- Phaedra has some traits and qualities
that intrigued me. I like Phaedra.
[cheers and applause]
We gonna play another song
because there be a lot of delusional
men and bitches, okay?
We're gonna play Drew Sidora's new song.
♪
♪ You must be delusional ♪
♪
♪ You must be delusional ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪
- Oh!
[cheering]
- What the [BLEEP] is happening?
You just said this girl's mother
tried to sleep with your father.
And you're dancing in her face?
- To imply that somebody's mama
is doing something sexually inappropriate,
I'm just glad Porsha wasn't on that Henny
because Henny-thing would have happened.
- Give it up for my girl, Shamea.
Let's rock!
♪
- I can't be over there.
I can't be here with someone who would go so low,
be so disgusting.
For me and the growth that I have had, okay,
and how the God in me has risen,
I need to get the [BLEEP] outta here.
♪ You ain't never ♪
- You know we got a lot of talented people.
The next song that we got-- - This is my song.
- Is Miss Porsha Williams's song.
Where is Porsha?
- Can I come with you guys?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I need y'all to get on your mother----ing feet.
- That sh-- was intentional.
- You walk in after what just happened to someone
you called your best friend for over a decade.
- Like nothing's wrong. - Like, if I--
We haven't been friends for that long,
but if I did something that offended you
in that moment,
I wouldn't come in with the energy.
It would be like-- - Let's talk.
- Like, I just don't get that.
There are some things
that just shouldn't come out your mouth.
Like, we don't talk about mamas.
Shamea started this,
and you really can't blame P for finishing it.
- But leave my mother out of it.
- That's what crossed a boundary.
- Yeah. Let's get home.
- How you feeling, Shamea?
- Well, you know,
the last time I was around the group,
it was real nasty work.
So, I left,
and when I came back, everybody scattered.
- I played everybody's song.
- But it was my song that they left on.
The fact that Drew, Angela, Cynthia,
and Phaedra
felt like they needed to skedaddle,
it was a little disappointing.
- I'm sorry about that.
That wasn't the intention to ruin the night.
I don't even have any real smoke with y'all.
You all part of her litter?
Like, are y'all just-- the free hair? What is it?
- The night was ruined. - It was ruined.
- But I don't think it was one person.
- We didn't come to Scotland for that.
- Okay, well, thank y'all for partying with me.
- If we don't remember nothing else from this night,
we're gonna remember you. Let's go.
- Bye, beautiful. - You look sexy.
- Goodnight. - Muah.
♪
[sighs] - I'm gonna eat this Goddamn breakfast,
damn chitterlings that they're serving.
♪
- Good morning. - Good morning. How are you?
- I couldn't wait to get here and have your coffees.
♪
- Guess what.
I'm gonna be home tomorrow night.
♪
- Hi. - Look at you. You look cute.
- Yes.
What are you doing? - Oh, come on, Dolly.
- I know. It's giving lots of curls.
So, I'm getting ready to take some of the girls
to the cemetery.
- Girl, I knew you were gonna find a cemetery here.
- And it's, like, one of the most famous cemeteries.
- Whoever you don't take wit' you,
they can just come with me,
and we can go to the spa here on property.
- Today, we're gonna split up
because of what's been going on.
So, I am going to take everyone
to one of my favorite places,
the Greyfriars Cemetery
known for burying some of the best people in Scotland.
- So, when you're on your way back,
text me and let me know.
- Hopefully, the ladies coming with me,
they're gonna be deadly excited, like I am.
I'm gonna take Cynthia.
- Okay.
- Kelli. - Okay.
- And Shamea.
- Oh.
- Well, I wanna have a conversation with her.
I think we need to be away from here,
so we can, you know, really chat.
But it's a cemetery, so we can bury it.
- Yeah, uh, I don't know.
It ain't gonna be buried.
It's very much risen from the dead.
My mind frame was to move forward,
but hers was to be like a snake in the grass
and wait for the perfect moment
to try to trigger me.
Girl, it ain't even worth it.
It's just unfortunate. It really is.
We're gonna match energies, at this point.
- Mm-hmm.
- We're gonna probably continue
some of these conversations today, too.
- I don't want my birthday dinner
to be this type of foolishness.
- Well, it's gonna probably be some foolishness,
but I'm not bringing it.
You have somebody trying to sabotage,
once again, another trip.
- I'm gonna see where she's at with it.
- Okay.
- All right. - All right, I love you.
- Give me a hug. I need a hug.
- All right. - All right.
Y'all, let's get on the road for our excursion.
Hello. How are you doing?
- [indistinct].
- Ooh...
It is nippy today. Oh, those are cute.
I got somethin' like that, but a sweater and no fingers.
- Yes.
- So, Phaedra, where are we going?
- This is one of my favorite spots to visit
when I travel. - Okay.
- I know it's fabulous, honey.
- It's fabulous, but it's the cemetery.
Okay, so, this is not just--
- Driver, can you turn back and let me out?
- Hold on. [laughing]
- Okay, so-- - No, no, no, no, no, no!
- I knew this was the wrong car.
- This is a setup. - Go ahead and bust a right.
- Let me tell you something.
If it wasn't for Kelli going,
I wouldn't be going 'cause at least she can be
a witness unless they bury her ass, too.
- This is not normal, and this is not
where I would like to meet my next man or husband.
- Phaedra just has a thing for dead people.
Now, I don't think she eat 'em, like Pinky said.
- So, what is up with Phaedra?
All she do, is giggle. - Mmm.
[giggling]
- This is not just any cemetery.
A lot of famous people are buried there,
but, you know-- you know. - Okay.
- Like who?
[laughing] - Oh, my God.
♪
- Hello. - Hey.
- It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
- Oh, damn. [laughing]
Um, actually, just first of all,
the whole trip has been great.
Like, I--
Yeah, I literally have been having
such a good time. - Good.
- And particularly, the vibe has been good
between me and Shamea.
- And, um, yeah.
And so, I've just been kinda chillin' in my own space,
and I thought she was doin' the same thing.
Girl, why last night, we went to dinner,
and she starts in on, "You know, I hear
that you don't want Pilar around me and Gerald."
Bitch, what are you talking about?
What's happening?
- So, the girls in the group have already told me
that she was basically using Pilar for clout.
Off-camera, Shamea was gloating to Cynthia
by saying, "Oh, it's fine that me and her aren't cool.
I still get to spend time with PJ."
- Any mother,
if you are not cool with someone,
you wouldn't want your child around them.
It's not like I'm trying to go pick up Shya and Shiloh.
[sighs]
Don't use my baby as a flex.
Shamea then turns and says to me that my--
about her mom saying that my mom wanted
to sleep with her dad, at some point.
- Yes.
I don't know. Her daddy ain't never had teeth.
- Girl, and you crossed it.
- So, I do have a question.
I just wanted to know why y'all got outta there
quicker than free Costco samples last night.
- I did not get outta there that quick.
I actually was still on the dance floor
enjoying Shamea's song, "Never Have."
- I do appreciate you at least greeting me.
- Yeah. - But I did feel--
I was a little disappointed 'cause I'm like,
well, you know, I didn't even wanna come out.
- What Shamea is accusing Porsha's mom of
is so out of pocket.
If there was ever a chance for Porsha and Shamea to make up,
well, it's gone now.
- I want to apologize to you for even ruining
last night's dinner
'cause it started out one way,
and I didn't think it was gonna there,
but it did, and I apologize for that.
I want to give you some context to understanding
as to how things are growing
and-and just festering to the top,
and it's-it's glorified. - It's a buildup.
- So, she made a public post about my mom.
The post went viral, and she was already
going through a lot of health stuff.
It was just like, damn, you're talking about my mom.
And the opportunity presented itself last night
because we started going back and forth,
and we were both slinging mud.
I'm not making excuses for it.
And then I-I said what I said,
and then she went to hell.
- And you tried to say that my mom
tried to sleep with your dad
when your mama actually did [BLEEP]
her damn husband's brother.
- Exactly, because she said--
- Yeah, what are we doing?
- The higher road is beyond me, at this point.
- You know, children, mamas,
certain stuff like that is very triggering to people.
I just don't know if it's appropriate
that the group knows about that kind of stuff.
Porsha and Shamea have been the best of friends,
and I am sure where the demise has happened
because Shamea has been
definitely stirring the pot.
You told Pinky I said she ate meat.
- Phaedra around here telling people I eat meat.
- Yeah, you did. - No, I did not.
You told Angela's daughter somethin' inappropriate.
- No, you're way nicer than your mama.
- Just keeping up friction in this group.
- Moms are off. - And I often feel like,
in this group, when people do things to me,
no one says anything, it's quiet,
but then when I get my lick back,
or I do the same thing,
then it's like, oh, Shamea, you went too far.
- Well, I can tell you this.
Last night, had Porsha brought up the moms,
I would've defended you.
- But she did, and nobody called me
and said, "Are you okay?" - At the table.
- I'm talking about to the world.
- Well, damn, girl, I didn't know you was
holding that much in.
I thought we had a reset last year.
- This is how my mom found out that her mom
bought her best friend's business--
when we drove past.
- That mom stuff is deep-rooted. - It's-- okay, hold on.
Okay, I have-- - It-it did not just start
with the daycare purchase. - I-I-I--
- She is not gonna let it go,
and it makes me uncomfortable.
She is like a dog with a bone.
I thought we had moved past it.
- I'm just telling you what you're not seeing.
- All I can think about is,
are you destiny swapping with mother----ers?
- It's something deeper than
marrying someone.
- Yeah, when it gets to this level of seediness,
it's feeling like a destiny swap.
- Honestly, I don't know what's gonna happen today.
All of this is created by Shamea.
I'm like, okay, what to do?
Can you handle faking the vibe?
You can't.
So, I turn--
- Not after this.
It's a little too mother----ing soon.
All I know is, now let's see what's gonna happen.
♪
- You ready to go to the spa?
- Are you sure this is the way, girl?
- Yeah, I-I believe. [laughing]
- Okay, nothin' over there.
- Stand right there. Let me test my knees first.
- Where are you taking us? - It's giving a trap.
- I'm ready to relax in Scotland.
I think it's been a little turnt up.
And we're gonna take this little tunnel, right here.
I wanna show y'all.
- Oh!
- I'm taking the ladies around back,
and we're about to go to the spa on the property.
Come on!
I'm not really sure what turn we made,
but it was a wrong one,
'cause why are we in the woods?
- Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
- 'Cause it's giving "Get Out."
It is giving "Blair Witch Project."
Where are we going?
- Um...
oh, my gosh, this is so cute.
- These are not the accommodations that I'm used to.
This is not a spa.
- Yes. - Oh, it's a hot tub.
- Oh, my God.
- Let me see how hot it is. Okay, it-it's me.
Ahh! - Yeah, it's hot.
- It stings. Yeah, it's too hot.
- Uh, girl, this cannot be Pampered by Porsha.
What?
- You gonna catch pneumonia trying to do this.
- Well, at least saw all the amenities.
- Okay, we came, we saw, we conquered.
- Okay, y'all, come on. Let's go inside.
- I'm hungry. I wanna eat for real.
- This was not the best idea.
I mean, I tried, but next time,
we need to just go to the Four Seasons.
♪
- We gotta wait for Phaedra.
We don't know if we go to the left or the right.
- How are we doing, guys?
- Hi. - Hi.
- My name is Jamie. - Jamie.
- I'm gonna be showing you around.
Hi. I'm Jamie. - Hi-- Phaedra.
- Pleasure to meet you.
So, first of all, what brings you guys?
- Phaedra. - I am a mortician,
funeral director, so I love a good cemetery.
I'm sorry to hear about your pet.
What was her favorite, uh, treat?
- Oh, she loved treats,
just, like, beef and liver things.
- Well, I'm a Southern belle, so I can--
I can probably whip up some gravy
and somethin' that is befitting for this occasion.
I know this is one of the most famous cemeteries
because of Harry Potter.
- She wants to have her birthday party
in the cemetery. [laughing]
- J.K. Rowlings drew inspiration
from Greyfriars Cemetery
because she walked through and looked at headstones,
and it inspired her.
- It is nice to find somebody who is interested,
especially 'cause a lot of people are--
- Yes.
- ...kinda forced to come to graveyards.
- But, also, there's a wonderful story
about Bobby the dog.
The legend is, is that after his owner died,
he missed his owner so much
that he sat by his grave for 14 years.
And so, now there's a monument.
This is almost better than Christmas.
- During the 1720s to 1750s,
Greyfriars was the most pillaged graveyard
in Edinburgh.
- Ooh. - Hmm.
- So, at that time, obviously,
we didn't have dummies to work on.
The only way to learn was...
on cadavers. - On cadavers, mm-hmm.
- And that led to people who would go around
local graveyards for the recently deceased,
and they would dig them up
and sell them to the medical school.
- Oh, wow.
- So, there was two famous Irishmen
who decided to take it one step further,
William Burke and William Hare.
They were Scotland's first recorded serial killers.
- What?
- So, when they were caught,
William Burke, he took the rap
for 16 murders and hanged for his crimes.
- I mean, at this point, I'm not interested in
going back to the cemetery
until it's time for me to go.
Take me back home with the people.
Girl, I'm not supposed to be here.
- These little cobblestones is cobbling.
- These are some heels, girl.
- Oh, it's a baby heel, nothing too bad.
- The baby heel. [laughing]
- The fact that Phaedra has latched on
to this man...
Phaedra got that look in her eye.
[laughing]
- The man I have been dreaming about.
- Did she plan a date with this man
and just brought us along
in case it didn't work out?
It's giving chaperones.
- We are cooking, honey. Let me cook.
- Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
♪
- Well, this is cute.
- Yo, we had such a good time yesterday.
- ...You know, showing me love with my music.
That, right there, that means everything to me.
Like, that was a moment. - You're welcome.
I-I wish you the best in music.
I know it's a difficult thing.
You know, I poke a little fun.
That's just what I do.
- You do it for fun? [laughing]
It ain't fun for me. I mean...
- I have my issues with Drew,
but it also felt like it just wasn't right.
I don't live in hate.
- You got me----ed up!
- Oh, if we wanna stand up, we can stand!
- I don't even know this girl.
- I know y'all started off on a rocky foot,
but since we had our threesome,
okay, like, this is-- - Love-- you gotta love.
- Uh, for real, honestly,
I'm happy that y'all are engaging.
That, to me, feels good.
So, I just want to say I see it.
Listen, Porsha, we were singing along in the club
without your ass last night.
[laughing] - I know.
- So, what happened
'cause you took the whole club wit' you?
- I saw them when they walked in.
At that point, I hadn't had a moment
to decompress and digest nothin'.
It's one thing to know how I am.
It's another to think you know someone else is.
Then there's her being unpredictable.
I could have never predicted what happened
at that dinner table to happen last night.
We were there when Shamea gave birth to her daughter.
Shamea was there when I gave birth to mine.
So, this came out of nowhere.
Since I've been here with her,
I actually let my guard down
and was like let me just go and have a good time.
But, in the middle of me being open,
you sit there and try to trigger me?
- You guys have been, you know, getting to know Shamea.
How do you feel about her?
- I have seen some changes.
When we was at the airport, I was talking to Shamea,
and I'm like, "You ready for the trip?"
And basically, she was like,
"I'm ready for whatever is ready for me."
- What's that energy? - What?
Right, that's energy.
- That's a lot.
- To come like that, I was shocked
because the conversations have been, "I'm hurt,"
even to tears... - Mm-hmm.
- ...about her friendship with you.
- When I tell you I've been chilling...
- Mm-hmm. - I was there here.
So, if you wanted us to be back
or even start that leg,
we were on our way.
- She's lying.
We've talked several times.
You never said that you was gonna try
to make amends with Shamea.
Save that crock of sh-- for somebody else, not me.
- Porsha, how do you feel?
Are you angry, you sad, or you over it?
- It's disappointment.
I'm looking at somebody who really hate me.
- Hate is a strong word, though.
- Hate.
If you wanted your friendship back with me,
well, you could've got it back here in Switz--
in-- where the [BLEEP] are we?
Where we at? - Scotland-- Scotland.
[laughing] We are far, far away.
- What in the hell?
- You could've got it across the pond.
[laughing]
♪
- So, what we have behind these gates,
this was the world's first concentration camp.
- Oh, my. - What in the world?
- It was used in 1679 to hold 1,200 prisoners.
You were either with the king or against the king.
If you were against the king, high treason.
- Damn, actually, that's kinda sounding like Porsha.
Now, I understand why they brought me here.
If I go against your queen,
then you're gonna throw me under.
Got it.
- In 1999, there was media reports coming out
of people experiencing strange occurrences.
- What? - What?
- This eventually led to an exorcism being done.
The exorcist, unfortunately, then died a week later.
- Nu-uh! - What?
- The exorcist man died? - Yeah.
- I done did enough of exorcism with my ex-husband.
I'm not going in there.
Have you seen my ex-husband?
I don't need any other exorcism.
I know that I am in a voodoo doll, right now.
And if anyone has my voodoo doll,
if you could at least just take
this little pouch out of it,
I would be very happy. Thank you.
- Come on, girls.
- Let us know how it goes! - Come on, let's do it.
- If I don't make it back, call the exorcist people.
- Mmm, honey, take me to it.
- Phaedra, why would you go back there?
You got some hidden demons, too.
You want more?
- This is where most of the interactions happen,
the scratches, the bruises, the bitemarks.
Straight in,
a lot of people say they can feel a heaviness,
and it's like a sort of sadness.
- [Porsha, echoing] I love you, Shamea.
- [Shamea, echoing] Why are you fighting with me?
- But all I can hear is the dying echoes
of Shamea and Porsha's friendship.
Rest in peace.
- How do you feel like the conversation
went in the car?
- It was just easier for me to, um,
just apologize. - Mm-hmm.
- No matter even if I didn't feel like I was wrong.
But I have found a little bit more peace and light
in just being truthful
and just saying what I feel,
even if it hurts people's feelings.
- At the end of the day,
all of those things are touchy subjects.
Shamea's beef with the group,
I think it's all them taking on Porsha's beef.
You can't put one thing on the table
and leave another thing off the table.
People are not looking at the facts.
They are looking at
the person that has been here for a very long time
and has been known for lying,
and all of the ladies run with it,
and that bothers me.
I don't know where the future holds
with you and Porsha,
and I think that is only a conversation
for you and her to have.
- Yeah, and-and if we don't have it, it's fine.
- We are back. - C!
- Let's check me for bruises.
- There's somebody behind you.
[screaming]
- Ha! - Don't start, now.
- Well, we survived. We got out.
- So far. - Give me your number, sir, just in case.
- In case you need any-- you know, if anything
has attached itself to you guys,
you'll take it back. - Wait, now,
you didn't say anything could attach themselves to me.
Lord, have mercy. Jesus, make it stop.
Oh, my God.
- You guys will be fine,
but yeah. - They all said that.
- Yeah. [laughing]
- Coming up...
- If somebody tell your mother,
"I don't know if she can make it,"
I prayed so hard to live.
♪
- Okay, y'all, come on. let's go.
I have a nice, little surprise.
Y'all know tonight is the big dinner for Phaedra.
This is where we're gonna have her dinner.
♪
- Oh!
- This, right here, on the property.
- This is beautiful.
- So, Phaedra's birthday dinner is tonight,
but the location is totally a surprise.
- Yes, the Godfather. - One hundred percent.
'Cause I wanted to make it super special for Miss Frack.
- Girl, we can't touch this.
- Yeah, oh, yeah, don't-- that's--
[laughing] - What you think,
I'm gonna eat it? - These are artifacts.
- You know what? The only book we need to be touching
is the Holy Bible. - We all need it.
- Tonight, we're gonna take an oath for goodness.
- And a good meal.
- Y'all can have that one over there.
- Right. [laughing]
♪
- I've never seen you in such a happy space.
- Girl, you came to life, like, literally.
No pun intended. [laughing]
You done latched on to that man, child.
Was the man married or not, chile?
- The man said his wife was dead to him.
- No, he said-- no, he said he's going through a divorce.
- Yes. [laughing]
- Sh--.
- Oh, my God, I'm so tired of everybody talking about
who is sleeping with whose husband.
If they were sayin' that I was sleeping with someone's husband,
50 Cynt would have to show up.
That's a bone we don't wanna carry back.
- No, honey, stay out of the people's crotches.
- Phaedra, how are you feeling about your next spin
around the sun?
- That's everybody's new year. - Mm-hmm.
- So, I like to really sit down and sorta, you know,
do my planning.
Of course, with children, uh, there's so much going on.
So...
- How is co-parenting with Apollo?
- He and I, we talk when we need to talk,
or have to talk.
- Was it hard for you to start dating after that divorce?
- I really didn't. - Wow.
- You know, so-so, I've only really had, I guess,
two boyfriends in those, uh, seven years.
- Bullsh--. [laughing]
- You know how someone women,
they jump into quick relationships.
I'm not that girl. - Yeah.
- Ain't no way.
I see it all-- the most sexy wigs,
sexy, tight clothes.
Somebody in between them thighs.
We just don't know who it is.
[phone ringing]
- Hey, lady. - Hey, what you doin'?
You on your way back? - We are getting--
Yeah, we are headed back.
- Okay, cool. Um, how far are y'all?
- Five minutes, possibly. - Who?
- Five minutes? - Five minutes? Okay.
- Okay, we gotta go. - So, when-when y'all come,
we've just been kinda lounging.
We're gonna go on back to the room.
And so, okay, when you get here,
just text me. - Okay, all right.
- Okay, will do. Talk soon. - Okay, okay.
See ya in a minute. - All right.
- Okay, bye. - Bye.
♪
- How are you today? - I'm fine. How are you?
- I'm doing very well. It's been a long day.
- All right, this around the back.
- Okay, thank you.
- So, what color would you like to wear?
- The royal family's favorite.
- I like this side, but... - You look beautiful.
- Well, thank you so much.
♪
- Hello. - Hi.
- Thank you.
- I've got a lemon drop or a white wine.
- Thank you so much. - I appreciate it. Thank you.
- Hi. - Is this the runway?
Oh, it's giving body-ody-ody-ody. I love it.
- Look, you ain't hiding that thing.
- I'm not hiding that thing today.
- Let it all out. - Oh! Beautiful.
- Get back.
- You are doing angles in Scotland.
This on the first-- - Yes.
- I live for it. [laughing]
- How y'all feeling? - I'm feeling good.
I had a wonderful day at the cemetery today with Phaedra,
and Shamea, and Kelli. - Okay.
- And we got a chance to talk a little bit about last night.
- Oh.
- We heard she felt like she didn't feel supported
last night.
She just feels, at this point,
she can't win for losing kind of thing.
And I'm like that's not true, and I had to remind her.
I'm like, "Shamea, I don't have an issue with you."
- That's what pulls on my heartstring.
I don't want anyone to feel like they're being bullied,
or they're on the island alone.
- Well, hello.
Oh, look at this little-little threesome.
- Come on, girl. Sit next to me, honey.
Come on, baby, a little threesome.
[sighs]
- Hey, ladies. - Oh, my God.
- Hey, ladies. - Yes. - Hello.
- How are y'all doing? - Good.
- Thank you. - Hi, ladies!
Are we ready to party?
Yes, honey! - Wow.
- You ready to have some fun?
- Yes.
- I need to see the whole moment.
- Oh, the whole-- okay, all right.
Excuse me, ladies. - Wow.
[laughing]
- Oh, my God, okay.
- The tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
- You look like Betty Boop. You're so cute.
[laughing] - Thank you.
♪
- Ahh! Happy birthday!
[screaming]
Oh, my God! Give us a turn!
- Come on, babe. - Yes, honey! Yes!
- Yes. - Phaedra!
You're looking like the Godfather
and the Godmother. - Yes, yes!
- Wait, y'all, look, look, look.
- Really?
- Oh, I hear, uh, bagpipes.
[bagpipes playing] ♪
- I'm the bridesmaid. - You're the maid of honor.
- Ooh.
♪
[laughing]
- Happy birthday!
- To see that the ladies have come together and created
this wonderful room, a secret room
that's actually next to my bedroom
that I had no idea about, I'm so honored.
I'm super excited.
♪
Thank you.
[laughing]
Well, I am so thankful to just be in Scotland.
So thankful for this group.
I started with Cynthia, 2009.
It's a crazy ride.
- I think, because we started this journey together...
- Yes. - I always felt a bond with you.
Although, we were somewhat of a slow burn.
I've apologized to you.
Whatever's going on in your personal life
with your husband is your business.
- I don't have anything I want to say to her.
- I love where we are today.
I respect your resilience.
I've seen you go through a lot.
- Mm-hmm.
- I literally just smile watching you soar
because you make it look so good.
- So damn good. - Ooh, chile...
- Happy birthday to you. - Thank you.
[applause] - So, now, Porsha will speak.
[laughing]
So, we have been through so much together.
- Yes. - We have the best memories.
That's cute! - Boom, chaka-laka-lak.
Boom! - Mmm-mmm-mm!
Frick and Frack.
The things that I have been through silently,
and I have needed someone when I could not call anybody,
and how you show through,
you have just been such a lovely friend.
- Y'all are best friends?
Phaedra wasn't even at your wedding, girl.
What is happening?
- And I know we have had some bumps.
It didn't take no long, deep, this and that.
We just came back together.
- Porsha put some juice on that.
She is trying to convince all of us
that Shamea never mattered.
- I have loved you from the beginning.
- It's very calculated.
If you look on social media, you don't see these ladies,
like, hanging around with each other.
Like, they don't.
- I'll forever celebrate you,
and I also have a gift for you.
Here is your gift.
I'm so excited for this.
[laughing]
- It's a proclamation. [laughing]
- This is an official Highland Title.
You are officially Lady of the Glen.
- Yes! [cheering]
- Lady of the Glen.
- What's the Lady of the Glen? Can I Google it?
Will her name come up, and it says Lady of the Glen?
I'm gonna Google it.
- What's a proclamation?
I know it's something of high honor.
- Officially. - Yes, Lady P. for short.
- So, if I had known we could just give Phaedra
a plaque for her birthday, I would've saved some money.
- No, it's not coming up.
- Can I address the commoners?
- Not address the commoners, chile.
- Right, we are the commoners.
- So, tell us about the spa day.
- Not until we hear about the cemetery.
- So, my thing is, everywhere I go,
I love to visit a cemetery.
I just think how people treat their dead
really shows how civilized the place is.
[laughing] - Look at K.'s face.
- No-Nobody here has almost ever died?
- I did. A couple times. - Yes. Yeah.
- At birth. - A couple times.
- I feel like it's, like, a horrible thing.
Like, when I went through those surgeries,
and them to say to my mom, "We don't know."
Uh-uh. - I'm sorry. That is hard.
- If somebody tell your mother,
"I don't know if she's gonna make it,"
and your child, and you're watching--
- Mmm. Mmm. - Yeah.
- Yes. - Your life changes.
- It does. - Mm-hmm.
- And you gotta accept death,
but I'm really scared of death.
I've had 13 surgeries involving silicone,
and that was traumatizing to me.
If you're laying over some stupid sh--
that you did to yourself,
and then you watch your mama in tears,
and you watch your son embarrassed
and in tears, you know?
But now, I see things a whole lot different.
I remember laying in a hospital bed.
I remember everybody come around.
I had lost too much blood, and I just remember praying
and just sayin', "Please, I made a stupid mistake.
"Please, please stay." - Save you.
- "You know, let me stay here."
♪
- I just remember praying and just saying,
"Please, I made a stupid mistake.
"Please, please..." - Save you.
- "Please let me stay. You know, let me stay here."
I wanna get to a place where I can go to a cemetery.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
- And see that it's a part of life.
But, you know, when you hear, like, death,
I'm sorry, I'm just scared of it.
- That's normal.
Most people aren't as comfortable as I am.
I'm a little weird.
- Now, I'm thinking about my dad, and, uh,
it's a little, like, guilt because it's like I should go
visit his gravesite, but I haven't done that,
and it's been two years.
- I'm gonna step right here. Excuse me.
- Mmm.
♪
Drew?
- K., can I just say this, though?
Like, last night was a rough night, right?
We can all agree.
And, you know, I- I apologized to you today.
I hate to make people feel like they gotta choose,
or pick a side, right,
'cause that's not what this is about. And I just--
- What-what made you say something to Porsha?
- It's been festering for a long time.
[sighs] - First of all,
Shamea is a professional apologizer now, okay?
Does she need to apologize?
I think it's a little deeper than an apology
because you meant to say what you said,
and I don't wanna see no long YouTube apology,
um, at the end of all this either.
I love you down, friend, but I just-- don't-don't do it.
Don't do it.
You can pull Porsha to the side,
and y'all figure it out.
- I didn't wanna take away from Phaedra,
so I was like you need to step way,
you know, for a minute. - No, no, no.
- Just... [sighs]
- Just you sit down.
- Do I regret, you know, the timing of it all and the--
and where it happened and how it happened?
Absolutely. I hate that, right?
And I apologize to you even in front of, I guess,
who is left here of the group.
♪
- I keep telling her stop apologizing to these people.
You've apologized 50,000 times.
Who the [BLEEP] cares?
Stand on business.
Stand ten toes down!
Ten toes.
Okay, who cares?
Crack is whack. Everybody done seen it before.
- I was hoping to walk back into some laughter.
Did ya-- did y'all change the subject? Okay.
- No, we were just talking about last night.
- Oh, okay. Drew is-- Drew's good.
- She okay? - Yeah, she's good.
She was just having a moment thinking about her dad.
So, did y'all enjoy y'all food? Is it good?
- Uh-huh. - We did.
We were talking about last night,
and you walked in on Shamea.
- Yeah, I mean,
Phaedra, I'm just happy that we're able to celebrate you
at the end of the day. - Drew, you okay?
- I'm good. Yes.
I just needed a moment. That's all.
♪
- Ahh! Ooh.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[accordion playing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Hold on.
♪ Happy birthday dear Phaedra ♪
- This trip has been a doozy, honey.
But outside of that, what's most satisfying,
that we're all together as sisters,
and we're ending on a positive note.
But I also love Porsha gives me the best gifts ever.
I'm gonna have to start referring to myself
as Lady Dr. Phaedra.
Mmm.
And I've got the paperwork to prove it.
♪
Lookin' at them legs.
That's like some "Dancing With the Stars" stuff
I was doing.
♪
- The Scotland trip was a ten out of ten.
- Do the electric slide!
Let's just do the electric slide! Come on.
- Oh, electric slide!
Maybe a ten out of nine or a nine out of ten.
Take a couple points off, but yeah.
[cheers and applause] - Thank you.
- We love you.
- We love you, Phaedra-phae!
- Happy birthday!
- Group hug, group hug, group hug.
- Next time,
on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
- In Scotland, you came really low really fast.
What made you bring all of that up?
I don't want Shamea's failed friendship
to become who she is.
- Oh, yeah!
So, what do you feel that we are?
- We can talk a little bit later.
- I'm in love with her. - Oh, sh--.
- They're both saying that you and I
had a sexual relationship. - No, I did-- no, no, no.
I don't even remember. I was lit.
- Angela was not lying. - Angela is vindicated.
♪