♪
- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
- Dallas, here we come!
- Cheers to friendship, safe sex, and paychecks.
[cheering]
♪
- Sh--! Goddamn! - Dang.
- I can't wait to see the movie
even though you didn't invite me.
- You said some hurtful things.
- And I've apologized,
and you've chosen not to accept it.
- In the bus yesterday, Drew said that you knew Blakk.
- Only reason I know Blakk-- it's a DM.
Like, he be in there, "Yo, you're fine."
- He wanted to see that cake.
- He wanted to see the cake that I cooked.
[laughing]
- The energy with Porsha is,
you can't expect for me to allow you to tell lies
and play with me.
- Your truth dropped in my lap,
and I brought it to you. - What truth dropped in your lap?
- That you slept with a married man, BET weekend.
- Where? Well, who is he?
Bitch, you done - ed, sucked,
and scissored everything
in my mother---ing Atlanta. - Again, like you--
- That mother----in' hot chili cheese Frito pussy.
I don't wanna scissor you! - Chili cheese, what?
♪
- Let us pray.
♪
- Girl, now you know that's a mother----ing lie.
- Girl, please, ain't nobody wanna scissor sh--.
- 'Cause I had points of my own
and points that came to me.
Okay. - I don't scissor.
- Can you imagine a mouse on a lioness?
- Those legs ain't even gonna make it
around Porsha's ass, okay?
- Oh, yeah, we were in Miami last year after Grenada.
And that night, we had gone out,
and so I was taking a little ho bath.
So, I was like, you know, a little--
Kelli got a look at that cat,
that platinum puss, turned to Shamea,
and I heard her say behind me,
"Ooh, I want some of that."
- Where was I when this scissoring action
was supposed to be tryin' to be had?
I've never seen or heard of it.
- So, when I was on the elevator, she was like,
"Oh, I should come over to your room,
and we can, you know, watch TV or somethin'."
So, when we got to my floor, girl, I said,
"Okay, all right, good night, girl,"
and I pressed the close button on my way out.
A troll was tryin' to climb a tree that night,
and I was not gonna have it.
- I'm not into girls. I don't want a girl.
And if I was, it wouldn't be her.
I don't like 'em big and goofy.
I don't scissor at all. - Okay, so, you can continue
to [BLEEP] that married man. - Excuse me?
- And he will never give you a dime.
- Oh, gosh.
- What married man, Porsha?
- Maybe she doesn't know he's married.
- Oh, she----in' knows.
- Listen, until she comes with a receipt...
- I can tell you 1,000%... - ...it's nothing she can possibly say to me.
- ...she tried to call him to shush.
- Call who, and shush who?
I don't give a flying [BLEEP]. I'm grown and single.
- Oh, you definitely give a flying [BLEEP].
We made up. I sent you flowers.
You didn't want 'em. Put 'em up your ass.
I don't care. - Uh, but I don't want 'em,
and I don't need 'em up my ass!
- Put 'em up your ass. - Bitch, you need a rose--
Not me. I'm all right. - Whatever.
- It's givin', everybody needs a rose.
Hell, I need a rose sometimes, too. Sh--.
- But you know what, child?
I have not seen people talkin' about that rose anymore.
- That rose is great.
- I'm scared of using those toys
because you get desensitized.
When I tried the rose that one time,
I sat there and looked at it like this
for, like, 30 minutes.
Like, who are you, and who sent you?
- I can do it under-- in under a minute.
- I can't even do a minute.
Thirty seconds, and I'll be out.
- Uh-uh, not 30 seconds.
- It was so much, I wet my bed...
and I had to just get out of my house.
[overlapped chatter, laughter]
- So, everything's okay now?
- We all good. - Oh, yeah, we're good.
- So, y'all really just tag into each other's ass,
and then, the next moment, it's all good.
- Sometimes. Sometimes it lingers.
- We went from chili cheese Hot Pockets,
to everybody's happy and laughin'.
Is this how y'all get down?
I don't understand,
but I'm tryin' to figure it out.
- Pinky, you lit? - I'm lit.
I'm having a great time.
- Pinky has spilled three drinks on me tonight.
- Oh, no, no, we have actually arrived
to the restaurant.
- I gotta pee. I have to pee.
I gotta pee so bad. Where am I going?
♪
- Yes!
- Welcome to Bar Eden.
- Hi. How are you?
- Oh, you guys all look stunning.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- Absolutely beautiful. - Wow.
- I did not assign seating. - Okay.
- So everybody sit where you wanna sit.
You guys order whatever you want.
- Thank you. Yes! - Okay, so, let me see.
I'll take somethin' for the house.
- Now, hold now.
I didn't say y'all can take somethin' to-go now.
- Okay. [laughing]
- Good evening, ladies.
Would y'all like to start off with some cocktails tonight?
- I believe we all need a cocktail.
- Absolutely.
- I'm gonna have an espresso martini.
- An espresso martini.
- With tequila.
- Can I have a margarita, please?
- Margarita.
- Lemon drop. - Yes, ma'am.
- I think I'm gonna have oysters.
- It's on her.
You better get this lobster risotto.
- Can we get some fresh baked bread?
- Yeah, give me just a moment.
- 'Cause some of us need it.
- When I tell you those lamb chops that you had
at your dinner, Porsha... - Ooh.
- So good. - Yeah.
- Can you cook that good? Can you do that?
- I cannot cook them. - Okay.
- Amazing. - However, Mike can cook them.
- Is he coming tomorrow? - Yeah.
Mm-hmm. - Okay.
- Your husband's coming, too, right? - Mm-hmm.
- How's everybody feeling for tomorrow night?
I'm excited. - I'm excited. I'm excited.
- You know, I love a good theme.
- Oh, yeah. - I am so excited.
- My Tequila Comisario gala is only one day away,
praise the Lord,
and it can't come fast enough.
I need all the ladies to put their energy
into their soap opera gowns and the hair to the heavens.
- Everybody has their dress? - I'm excited to see everybody's dresses.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
- K. is bringin' her husband.
Pinky's bringin' her husband.
[retching, toilet flushing]
And Porsha is bringing Mike and his big arms.
I thought it would be really cute to have
a Miss Tequila contest,
and whoever's the best dressed
will get a nice, little, uh--
- You felt like telling us this
after we ordered the dresses.
[laughing] - Right?
- Now, I wanna make sure Pinky's okay.
- Yeah, you might wanna go check on her... - Yeah.
- ...or you'll be in trouble, again.
- All right.
- Who ordered meatballs? - You.
- I didn't. I'm tryin' 'em, though.
- Anybody want some balls?
- Pinky?
- Are you okay?
- Oh, my God... I'm so sorry!
You want me to bring you some bread or anything?
- Okay, let me go get that for you really quick.
See, this is why you gotta be nice to people.
You never know when you're gonna need somebody.
Pinky has wore me out
since the beginning of the trip.
- Was there an intention on the room arrangement?
Was it by, like, who you like the most?
Was it that? - No, not really.
- They asked me how it was going in the room,
so I communicated what was happening.
- Yeah, so, you came in hot. - They're coming to me.
- And now, she need me to help her, child.
All right, Pinky, it's me.
I just wanna give you this ginger ale.
- She's done for the night.
There ain't a Ted Talk left in her, right now.
- The balls are amazing.
- Let me get two.
[laughing]
- Okay, so, um, I was just with Pinky.
She didn't really eat anything today.
- Mm-hmm. - The tequila--
she's not feelin' that good.
- We should leave. - We should.
- Well, she's still on the toilet, right now.
- Oh, my! - So, she can't go anywhere anyway,
and I don't want to get on the road
before she's done.
When she feels like she can go,
we'll get on the road.
- Be careful with the oysters. Cynthia.
- Let me check 'em for you first.
- What are you checkin' for? - What is you doin'?
- What are you checking for? - Uh-uh.
- Okay, Porsha, I don't like the way
you're checking it. Your face ain't right.
- That vagina is clean.
[laughing]
This one might be a little scent.
[laughing] - That vagina is clean.
[laughing]
- This is odd to me. What are you checking for?
Does she always smell oysters?
[laughing] I don't know.
♪
- So, K., how are you feeling?
You seemed upset on the bus.
- I feel like I'm tryin' to be holy.
- What do you mean? How?
- It's like a lot of stuff
I be wanting to say, but I just don't.
- I want you to feel like you are in a safe space
where you can share. - This sh-- is not safe.
- Mm-hmm.
- Y'all be beating the hell outta each other.
- Mm-hmm.
- My intentions were not to have the conversation
in the bus with Kelli.
My intention
is to try to have individual conversations.
- Let me speak for myself, right?
We are in a uncomfortable space with one another,
and we're trying to digest what's happening.
- I wanna check myself, too,
because on that bus just now,
I was very disappointed with me.
I don't wanna be talking about your businesses
opening and closing.
What about the business that you're trying to build
that's already gone?
- I'm not worried about it. Listen.
- To me, that sounded like a----ing spell.
I don't----ing wish that on no woman.
So, I wanna take back every word
that I said on that bus. - Oh, wow.
- Because that's not who I am today.
You and I may need to have a further conversation.
- I think we are good where we are.
- I can respect that. - Mm-hmm.
- I can move on with that. - Cheers to that. - Okay.
- And I can definitely enjoy
us all in a group, at this point.
Like, great. - Cheers.
- This is the quietest cheers we've done
this entire trip. - The entire trip.
[laughing]
- I did want to ask K. a question
'cause I know you were saying, like,
how you were feeling.
So, I just wanting to know
what had you feeling a certain way.
- Can I say something to you?
- Of course.
- I've been very standoffish with you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Because you keep sayin',
"Oh, she know my friend, Blakk."
I really don't know the man.
- Huh?
- The only way that I know this man
is because he bein' in my DM.
He likin' my little sister's stuff.
He's in my DMs like, "Oh, you're so fine."
[laughing] - Wait.
- Who? - Blakk.
- No!
- I swear for crackers and cheese.
I got a whole husband.
I don't know nothin' about that man.
When it comes to this lady, Drew,
all I know, is that,
when I was entering this friend group,
the talk around Atlanta was,
she's trying to connect me to her jump off.
She's trying to make it seem
like I have something deeper with him.
- I don't know where that's coming from.
I said it to you one time.
It's not something I've repeated
or said multiple times. I said it...
I think for the first time on the bus yesterday.
Well, y'all are friends.
Y'all-- he had a time wit' y'all.
- You don't know him? - Oh.
- I know that y'all-- - And I'm like, why would she say that?
- You didn't know Blakk was in her DMs?
- I do not know nothing.
He was flirting in your DMs?
- Throwing hearts and stuff under my poundcakes
that I'm baking. - Really?
- Ooh, brown sugar babe!
- Blakk cannot be stirring up this much commotion
in this group.
The boy ain't so pretty.
Look like he might choke you out.
Eww!
Put those big teeth on ya. [laughing]
- I don't know the nature of y'all relationship.
I don't know that he's in your DMs,
but he can be in your DMs 'cause he's single.
He's in a lot of women's DMs.
We're not together.
- But it feels like
you guys really like each other.
- He probably does like me.
And you know what?
I don't know what the future holds.
Like, I have so much going on.
I can't even make another man happy, right now.
- I get it. - So, it's just enjoyable to have someone
that's gonna just kick it with me
and make me laugh and balance me out, right now.
- But stop. - Okay.
- So, while we're talking, let me tell y'all
who else is in my DMs. - Is there more to be said?
Shamea's whispering stuff to K.
- I-I'm fine.
- So, ladies, you know what?
I think we should head back.
- Mm-hmm. - All right.
- I think we should all go to bed.
- Leave the champagne glass, Kelli.
- I will not.
Why would I waste the champagne?
- What is wrong wit' you?
- What you mean?
- Tryin' to have a kumbaya moment,
and you-you was being real shady.
- With who?
- You never gonna be cool, or make up with Drew,
or none of that, if-if you keep on--
if you keep going. - Oh, no, no, she was throwing digs at me.
So, if she's throwing, I'm throw 'em back.
- What's wrong?
- You was trying to create new beef tonight.
Talk to her and leave it.
- Tell me how I tried to create new beef tonight.
I didn't say nothin' to the girl tonight.
- Every time she say somethin', you, "Mmm."
- I'm lookin' like, "Mmm. Mmm."
- You know you had your own little commentary going on.
- Every other minute,
Thing 1 and Thing 2 wanna bring up Porsha.
- Porsha, I'm sure, is happy to see you.
- Yeah.
- I know you guys haven't spoke. So...
- Do you feel like you...
have a issue with, like, resolving issues?
- That's with you. - Ooh!
- No, no, no, because you and Porsha have a issue.
- Do I look like I wanna talk about Porsha?
Like, you rode that wave last year.
Can't we do somethin' else different?
Can we focus on the black smoke
that she tryin' to see through?
- You never grew up in the hood, did you?
- No, I didn't.
- You need to get dropped off in the hood.
- Why?
- Because you'd be on some other sh--.
- Comin' up next...
- K., I feel responsible.
I brought you around this group.
I want you to tell me what's going on
'cause if I gotta deal with it for you,
I will deal with it for you.
♪
- Hey, nana.
- Everything's going smoothly.
The village is working together.
- Good, good, good, good.
- Don't take the pink one. That's Benadryl.
- Take a white one. - Uh-huh.
- 'Cause those allergies will make you feel like
you real sick.
- Pinky, did you get some rest?
- I really appreciate you checkin' on me.
[laughing] - Of course.
- Cynthia brought me ginger ale, water, juice, tea.
I was dehydrated, y'all.
♪
See y'all tomorrow.
So, I feel good today. It's a new day.
- Yeah. - You look good.
You look refreshed. - Thank you.
And I appreciate y'all.
I heard that y'all were very concerned.
- We were. - Yeah. - Of course.
- We don't kick you when you're down in this group.
- No. - We want you to stand up.
- We want you be healthy, child. [laughing]
- Not when you're sick.
- And your fried artichoke were delicious.
- Not you ate my food, child. - I just tasted 'em.
They were really good.
- But did y'all have fun at dinner?
- We did.
- Y'all... [laughing]
- Where's K? - Did anybody speak to K?
- I knocked on her door. She didn't answer.
- I'm gonna go check on her.
- Cynthia, you ready for tonight?
- I am. Honestly, I woke up
with a little bit of a sore throat.
You know the honey trick, right? - Mm-hmm.
- If you have a sore threat, you basically take honey,
take a tablespoon of it, and just put it in your mouth
and let it just-just drip down your throat.
- That sounds very sexy.
- You hold it before you swallow.
- Ooh. - Hold it? - Even better.
- Cynthia's internet history, oh, Lord.
- You were squirting. You were squirting.
- That is a browser that I do not wanna see.
- Okay, Body Bailey, teach us a lesson!
- Since she has that young boy, Cynthia is just hotter than
a black kettle on the stove, baby.
She is smokin'.
- What's happening with K?
- She was just relaxing a little bit.
She'll be down. - Okay.
So, uh, tonight is gonna be amazing.
I have Pink Lucy coming in at 11:30.
She has some gorgeous, gorgeous gown options.
I have the jeweler coming at 3:30
to drape you ladies in your diamonds.
- Beautiful. - Ooh. Ice me out.
- I am really excited. Ice y'all out.
What do you call it? A bust down.
- I think we'd much rather be iced out, not bust down.
- Iced out is like your drip. You know, I'm wearing icebox.
Hello.
But, a bust down is a part down the middle in your wig
or bust down-- bust down.
- Hey, boo. - In any case, I feel like
we got to a good space yesterday,
and I wanna stay in that space for tonight.
- Yeah, we can. - Today's gonna be amazing.
We are here to celebrate you. - All right.
- K, how you feeling? How did you sleep last night?
- Hi, K. - Feeling good.
- You feel good? - Mm-hmm.
- That's good. - How was dinner?
- It was good. - Good conversation?
- Yeah, good times. - At dinner yesterday, K,
you said you didn't feel safe.
Is that true?
- Um... uh, no. - You don't?
- What's wrong, K?
- I'm sorry, baby. - Aww.
- Oh, gosh. - You okay.
- What's wrong?
- And y'all can sit here and say you care about people
when y'all be sitting there plottin'
and trying to do stuff to people.
If I know that a mother----er
is sitting there plotting my hurt,
I'm not gonna smile in your face.
I know exactly the whole plot.
♪
- What's the plot?
- Nobody gotta be plotting against me,
smiling in my face. - What happened?
- Is there anything we can do? Who is it?
- Who's plotting? - You know who you are.
- Everyone is trying to figure out what's going on.
What the [BLEEP] is happening
to where you have to come to breakfast cryin'?
Like, girl, eat. Like, get some food.
- Everybody might not know but the--
- Girl, I don't know. - I don't know.
- I'm sitting here like, I don't know.
- Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, hold on. I feel responsible.
[sighs]
K, I brought you around this group.
I want you to have an opportunity
to get to know everybody.
But I'm gonna just tell you. I don't feel good about this.
Like, even when you sat down, and I looked at your face.
I want you to tell me what's going on
'cause if I gotta deal with it for you,
I will deal with it for you.
I'm confused of why she's crying outta nowhere.
Like, girl, use your words. Tell us what's going on.
This is not----ing cool. This is a small group.
- Yes.
- Hell, if it's even me, tell me.
- I just can't do it, right now. I cannot.
- Okay. - I'm not in the space.
- Okay. - I'm just, honest,
I'm not in the space, and I'll get mad.
I know the little jokes, and I want you as the person
to know that you are a lowdown mother----er,
and that's why you ain't got sh--.
- Ooh. - I see every Goddamn thing.
Last night, after we left dinner,
someone called me and said that there was a plot and plan
this whole time from some of these ladies.
One was to imply that I was with your boyfriend
or not boyfriend, whatever the moment is.
Two, to talk about a rumor that a disgruntled ex said
eight years ago.
I already know who you contacted,
what blogs you've called.
To go read that and want to spread that,
I think that is very disheartening
and that shows the character of these women.
- How many of us is it? Eight outside of you
and you can't tell us who's saying somethin'
about you? - No.
♪
- Shamea, I'm always looking in your face
because it's the same face you've been makin'...
last night. And, what is it? - 'Cause I think that this group
manipulates and fabricates sh--. It's annoying.
- So, you know what she's talking about.
- I know what she's dealing with.
- But you-- - She confided in me
and a few other people.
- Why would you hide that from the group that she is--
- I am not hiding anything, but what I gonna do,
is be a confidante and friend. I'm gonna be--
- You saying you think Shamea hiding somethin'?
- I feel like she knows what's going on,
and she's not saying anything. - I-I do,
and-and-and as a friend, I would never tell their secrets
'cause that's what a real friend does.
- After dinner, I decided to go to Shamea and Kelli
to talk to them about what was being prepared
in order to take me down.
- I don't remember.
- I really don't.
- She asked us to not speak on it,
and I respect that.
Am I right? 'Cause you're looking like,
"I don't believe you." - No, but you had her pent up
at the end of the dinner last night.
Like, I feel like you're cr-creating the narrative.
- She pulled me to the side. - I was talking.
No, I was telling her to let-let it go.
- No, addressing sh-- with Drew. - About me? What?
- This is the only thing I heard.
I heard Shamea at the end of the table
telling you, K,
there's no way Drew feels like that.
- Oh, wow, okay. - Absolutely, I definitely--
I definitely said
there's no way that I would be on FaceTime
with a man for hours on end,
find out that he's DMing some of her friends,
and not feel a way about it, and I think you should--
- Why are you speaking on how I should feel?
- I'm speaking on how I would feel.
- But for my name to be mentioned, is crazy.
- No, your name was mentioned 'cause she said
I need to move on with you, and we need to press more,
and-and I told-- - Oh, girl, we have moved on.
Why are you making this about you?
- She made it about me. She made it about me.
- I'm looking at someone that I'm trying to
get to know in tears and you're making this about you.
You have a lot of problems
and a lot of issues. - Oh, Lord.
- And it looks like you are feeding bullsh--.
- Girl, you are bullsh--. - You're keeping the bullsh-- going.
You have been the bullsh-- of the trip. - Actually, I have not,
but what I am, is a good friend... - You have been.
- ...and she's confided in me.
I'm not gonna tell her secrets. - And I don't--
and I'm not fitting to sit here and be fake with you.
♪
- You have a lot of problems and a lot of issues,
and it looks like you are feeding bullsh--.
You have been the bullsh-- of the trip. - Actually, I have not,
but what I am, is a good friend... - You have been.
- ...and she's confided in me. I'm not gonna tell her secrets.
- And I'm not fittin' to sit here, and be fake with you
because I don't know what's going on. - If she's wanting
to talk about it, she can talk about it.
- It feels like Shamea has got some back up now,
so now she feels like she can go hard for me.
- Drew, no one is asking you to be fake.
That's just who you are.
I'm not fittin' to keep dealing wit' your bull.
- I'm just gonna let Shamea and K,
whatever they're up to, let them be.
Oh, God. [sighs]
- Let's just let her sit in it for a moment,
and then we're gonna talk about it at a later time.
You don't have to do nothin', right now.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I have no clue at all what's going on here.
- I'm confused, as is everybody else.
- I don't even know if it's real.
Like, is this somethin' we should be trying to
even figure out?
- You're good? - Yeah, come on, on the bed.
- Who we need, is Angela Oakley on the case
because she seems to research everything,
and even when she's wrong, she makes a compelling argument.
- This is above my pay grade.
- It makes me so----ing mad.
- Girl, I'm so - ing frustrated.
- Got a whole sh-- eating smile and a full face of sh--.
I ain't with that.
- What is going on? - Just get in the bed.
- Girl, get in the bed.
- This big ol' bed-- I love this big ol' bed.
- Yeah. - Now, what is going on?
- Somethin' transpired between-- - Somethin' happened overnight.
Lord Jesus. - Somethin' happened.
- But even at dinner, there was still
a little distance.
- It was somethin' that they thought that
they was going to address with me at dinner.
- Who, though?
- Drew, um, Porsha, and Phaedra.
- Not Porsha and she was rubbing your knee,
and she was a part of the problem.
- But that's why I'm mad. - Drew over there
just sittin', lookin' stupid,
and not Phaedra trying to fan you
with her church fan. - That's what I'm sayin'.
People be playing with me. - And was the first to run over.
- Then when I get the comfort, then, "Oh, K. will be crazy."
I am heartbroken. I watched these women,
who have dealt with things from gossip, try to judge me.
- That vagina is clean. [laughing]
I don't know. This one might be a little scent.
[laughing]
- The trauma that was caused by the rumor,
it really hasn't gotten better.
I can say, "I'm healed, I'm healed,"
like a lot of people, but I haven't,
and I don't know when I will.
I'm not going to let y'all keep playing in my face
like I don't hear, like I don't see.
Leave me be because it keeps building up,
and when it get to where it need to get to,
I'm gonna curse all them the [BLEEP] out.
- Check and see if anything is on these--
the Twitter accounts 'cause we know
the girls like to have Twitter fingers.
- Okay, so, yeah, here it is. K. Michelle tweeted,
"If it takes a group, plot, a rumor, or scheme
to bring me down when I am coming in love,
you already lost in the game and lost in life."
- Wait, when did she say that, now?
- Three hours ago. - What?
- So, that's before she came down for breakfast.
- So, that was-- came down for breakfast.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- I have definitely spoken to K.
She has never said any of that to me
about feeling like somebody was setting her up.
- Well, plotting is such an interesting word choice.
- I am a tiny bit offended
only because I am the one who was introducing her
into my friendship group.
For her not to tell me who is offending her,
it kinda hurts my feelings because I would feel like
she would trust me so that I can stand up for her.
This feels a little dangerous for me, right now.
- Mm-hmm. - She may think one of us
are plotting, but I'm saying
whoever is telling her that that's happening...
- That's very dangerous. - We're not doing that.
- ...she's over there talking to them in that group.
- Right. - Okay.
- I told y'all in detail everything
and what was going on. - Yeah.
- You gonna say something, or you're just, [BLEEP] it?
- No, because I know evil folk just stay evil.
- Yes, they do.
- One thing I don't have tolerance for,
is that people with no talent or no real business,
you've been promoting synthetic hair
over there on Buford Highway that never sold,
and then you over there is fighting for a home
with a whole man in a basement,
and you wanna worry about what a man got to say about me
if my vagina smell like a sardine,
or like a Glade candle.
A eight-year rumor--
this is how you're gonna try to fight with me?
- Waking up the beast, now.
- Do you understand how many vaginas
I've had since eight years?
I've gotten it tightened, snipped, tucked.
This is a married vagina.
You don't even know this new vagina.
That's some shady-ass sh--. - Yeah.
- I don't play that.
- And then guess what they're gonna do.
Turn around and say, "Shamea did it."
You're planning. You're plotting.
Oh, I see your face, Shamea.
I'm like, yeah, I have the same facials
that you guys make when you're plotting
and planning sh-- on other people.
- Shamea wears whatever she is feeling
on her face. - Yeah.
- And anytime someone would mention you
or anytime someone would mention K,
there's this expression.
She did it today at breakfast.
I really feel like Shamea has an issue
still unresolved with you, and she's blaming all of us
for the demise of your friendship.
- Yes.
- So, Shamea is the instigator behind it.
- Clearly, that's who K is confiding to.
K has an issue with everyone that Shamea has an issue with.
Is Shamea putting a battery in K's back?
She's definitely capable.
- And who said that Phaedra eats dead people?
- I eat dead people? - What in the hell?
- This is so random. At one point,
I think Pinky said that Phaedra eats dead people.
- Wait, what?
- That came from one of the two, as well.
Now, that kinda went over my head.
Somebody reminded me of that-- - I eat dead people?
- Somethin' about dead people. - Hmm, how strange.
I mean, I pick 'em up. I drop 'em off.
I send 'em to Jesus looking usually better
than they were before death. But eating them?
I have never thought about somethin' so morbid and crazy.
That's just so weird.
But if we're gonna be a group,
you gotta bring it to the group.
It can't keep being this your enemy has to be my enemy.
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
- Because it's looking like Shamea is behind
most of this stuff.
♪
- Comin' up next...
- You got me----ed up! - Oh, if we wanna stand up,
we can stand! - No, no, no.
♪
- I need to go and get glam started.
- Bye, y'all. - Bye, boo.
- It's so weird. - Like, how the hell
does sh-- get turned around to me?
- All right, bye, y'all. [laughing]
We're gonna get to the bottom of it.
- Okay.
Oh, the gown lady is here! - She is?
- Yes. - Oh, my goodness.
Oh, wow. - Hi.
- Thank you for doing this.
- They'll carve out how much Bar Vegan will be
and how much Slutty Vegan will be
based on the square footage. So, it won't be--
it'll probably be what it is now.
- Gorgeous pieces. - Ooh, yes.
[laughing]
- I'm about to light my candle.
I'm gonna take a hot shower.
Is this your wig? - It's the--
- Who-- why do I have all these wigs?
We are growing wigs, at this point.
[knocking]
- Hey, boo. - Girl...
- I know. - I'm just-- I can't even.
Like, the fact that they hate me so much
they wanna just make me the target.
I'm the fall person for this. It's insane.
- I know.
- And I'm not gonna - ing stand for it.
- Okay.
- I really wanted to go lay out by the pool.
I just can't stop thinking about breakfast.
I'm about to go back and clear my name.
You're welcome to come, or not.
- Yeah.
- I thought we were moving forward in a positive light,
but every time I turn around,
someone's trying to start some sh--,
and I'm over it.
- Ooh, this thing heavy. - It is.
- Oh, oh, it's really your bag.
I was like... - Gettin' hot.
- Okay, okay, I'm gonna run upstairs
and see about our glam,
'cause we are running very, very late.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm coming, too.
I'll come, right now.
- This is definitely gettin' spicy.
- Hey, ladies, can I get y'all outside?
I would love to chat with everybody!
Phaedra!
Porsha!
- Ladies!
[sighing] - They're crazy.
We already have a problem with being on time to anything.
For her to call this meeting right before the gala
seems like a bad idea.
- I apologize in advance if I stare at your ass
the whole time, Shamea. [laughing]
I don't even know if we're gonna even make it
to the event, at this point,
and all I can see is Shamea's ass.
What the hell is happening?
- Child, I'm just trying to get my makeup done.
You know I take a long time to transform.
- You expect me to take you serious.
Why are you in a thong?
- She is trying to show off her new BBL, like, bitch.
- Both butt cheeks sittin' on top of my head,
at this point.
Ass.
- Okay, well, thank y'all for coming out.
I won't take too much of your time,
but I did want to bring everybody together
to get some stuff off my chest.
I'm not gonna sit around and let people plot, plan,
and manipulate me.
Y'all feel like, for whatever reason,
if you don't [BLEEP] with me, you have the right
to make me your fall person, and that's not cool.
Last night, I came back to the house,
and I got information.
I received it at the same time Kelli did.
K. was very upset, and as a friend, I stuck by,
and I listened to her.
Now, my facial expressions are my facial expressions
because I see through the bullsh--,
I see the manipulation, and I see how y'all scheme
and plot sh--.
K, you're gonna have to clear my name.
Last night, did I tell you anything about anything?
- You didn't say anything about anybody.
- You came to me. - But you didn't put--
you didn't-- - And when I asked you
who said it, you said,
"I can't tell you that." - Yeah.
- I feel the divide in this group, and I hate it.
And while they're saying I'm causing the division,
I'm like, look at yourself.
This is her business.
She can say it when she wants.
That's the problem with this group.
Y'all always go and take some sh-- back.
I've never spoken ill about any of these ladies.
Yet, someone new to the group feels unwelcome.
It ain't me.
- I thought the plot and plan was you, K,
felt like you were plotting and planned on,
not Shamea. - On. Yeah.
- So, you still feel plot and planned on, K.
- No, it was me this morning. It was me this morning.
- Oh, you still-- - You still--
- Yeah, I definitely felt like that. - K, you still--
- That's why I'm here talkin' to y'all,
'cause I don't want y'all to try to make me
the fall person for this,
'cause that's kind of what y'all do. - I ain't--
- Well, there were some things that was going on,
and I haven't gotten into full detail with it
'cause I'm just not ready.
It is a situation that I feel is hurtful towards me.
This person knows exactly the little comments
and what they were doing.
- That vagina is clean.
This one might be a little scent.
[laughing]
- They can act as stupid as they wanna be,
and that is all good. You know what I'm saying?
Because just know that I know.
When it comes to the Blakk situation,
what is that about? - Yeah. Who did I tell that?
- You go around and tell everybody she knows Blakk.
- I said it one time, and I said it to you
on the Sprinter yesterday, and I said it to you
because when you guys met him on the phone, to me,
you seemed familiar.
- Hello! It's good to see you!
- Nice to meet you, brother.
[laughing]
- I do not know if y'all are friends. I thought, and I assumed.
- This conversation didn't start happening last night.
- Blakk keeps coming up. K. brings it up,
and I don't know where this is gonna go or why.
We just need to put this whole Blakk thing to bed
with Drew, in the bed with him.
- You've said it before. - Baby, that never happened.
- I'm not your baby.
That's the only reason. That's the only reason.
- So, what are you bothered by? I have not--
- Because I don't need no Drew running around telling folk
that I'm around no man! - K? K? K!
- I never nobody that, girl.
I never told nobody that.
- First of all, I never told nobody that,
so let's be clear! - No, no, no.
- [indistinct]. - Let me be clear.
I've never told nobody that.
Don't you ever come at me like that.
- You don't know, little lady! You don't know!
- Sit down. Sit down. Sit down.
We've been talking about Blakk,
and both of these bitches are blackin' out,
and I don't know if Blakk is really worth all of that.
I mean, do y'all like Blakk hookahs that much?
- You got me----ed up!
- Oh, if we wanna stand up, we can stand!
- She is a lot. She is a lot. - Baby, I can stand.
♪
- Don't you ever come at me like that over bullsh--.
- You don't know, little lady! - K., listen.
Remember what I said. - Don't you ever!
No, you got me----ed up! - Oh, if we wanna stand up,
we can stand! - No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, K. - She is a lot.
I don't even know this girl.
- You don't know me, but you're telling people
who I know! - I don't know you,
and I don't know you. - Let's sit down.
Let's sit down. - Girl, what is that?
- I don't know you. - That's TLC no more, bitch!
My soundtrack ain't TLC.
Girl, this don't scare me.
It's Yo Gotti and Tupac.
- I'll focus on my movie roles.
You focus on your country music since you wanna throw shots.
- Oh, my God, I've done better with that
than you've ever done, or ever will, okay?
- Since you wanna be disrespectful to me.
- The theme for my gala tonight is "Dynasty" meets "Dallas."
I just wanted them to look like
some of the characters on the show,
not act like 'em.
- You want a moment. I'm not gonna give it to you.
- Why would I get a moment from you?
Don't nobody wanna hear about that basement no more!
[laughing] - That is my life.
That is my real life.
- Why would I want somethin' from you?
I don't need a moment wit' you.
You need a moment wit' yourself,
with that grown man down there in that basement.
We tired of talkin' about it,
just like you're tired of fighting
for your career milestones to happen
that never happen.
Don't attach me to nobody. You know what I'm saying?
But the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, okay?
- Okay. - Okay.
- Y'all ladies,
I'm going to dismiss myself.
- Go float away, MC Hammer. - Girl, bye.
- When I tell you K. Michelle went back to Memphis
and picked up them reads and threw every book she had,
K. Michelle threw the whole kitchen sink, honey.
- Love, light, and peace. [phone ringing]
- Hey.
- What people don't realize, is that Drew is sneaky,
always throwing rocks and hurting her hand,
and I'm glad that somebody is finally willing
to call her out on her bullsh--.
- Listen, apparently, in this group,
it's been talked about that I am speaking on K
and attaching her to you in some way.
- I--
[laughing]
- Ooh! She tried to bring that Chi-town out.
She was trying to do this for no reason.
- Um... - But I didn't know about that DM.
Like, I didn't know about that DM.
- Y'all, we're on a girls trip.
Y'all-- y'all... - We got a big gala tonight.
- This is a lot. - Everybody wanna get pretty.
- And we're gonna be late for the gala.
- But while we're right here, hold on.
I do have one question while we all are in the room.
So, K.-- - Mm-hmm.
- When you mentioned it at the table this morning
that somebody's plotting, I said, "Well, how?
"In what way? Like, what do you mean?"
And you were like, Shamea telling K. stuff
so that K. can be maybe feeling some way about me.
All roads point to me. I'm the root, whatever.
So, I'm sitting there like, well, damn.
- Feeling like they've had a little team meeting,
and they've all come together to say
we're gonna put this on Shamea.
Porsha's enemies are now their enemies.
They're all kissin' ass,
and everybody's a GoNaked model now.
- I said I thought it was Shamea.
I told them that.
- Screw me being a good friend.
Y'all wanna talk about faces. Faces?
Faces.
Last time I checked, I was a Black woman.
Our faces say it all. Hello?
- Hear me out, Shamea.
When it got back to me that you said
Drew and I added to the demise of your friendship,
I'm like, why are we still talking about this?
- Because you're still talking about me
in rooms that I'm not in, and I would like
for you to stop. - That was this morning.
That was this morning, but when it involves me,
I'm gonna talk about you. - No, not-not just this morning.
It doesn't involve you, though. - I'm gonna-- it did--
- And you don't need to continue to insert yourself
in my business. - I'm not.
- Just like I said to Drew yesterday. - You brought it up.
- When we were at lunch... - You brought it up.
- ...when she was asking about Porsha and I,
I told her to stop.
- Shamea, like, do you have a issue of, like,
resolving issues you have with people,
'cause it's like-- - Just with you.
- No, no, no, because you and Porsha have an issue.
So-- and you guys have not addressed it.
- No we don't. We good. - We were all there.
We witnessed the breakdown of you and Porsha's friendship.
What do you mean? - Well, you-you were
kinda part of it. - No.
- So, you think I'm trying to hurt you. Can I--
- I think you're messy as [BLEEP]!
- To hurt you? - Yes.
I think you're just messy. That's your nature.
- Shamea, okay, you can have that.
- Great, done. - You can have that.
And I can tell you everything I think about you,
but I need some water.
- Okay, you already told everybody.
♪
[sighs] - Now, I'm ready.
Her sayin' that I destroyed her relationship with Porsha.
She may feel that this is a lopsided friendship.
- Wow! - And I said,
"You need to have this conversation with her."
She said, "I'm afraid."
And not taking ownership of that
is enough for me to say she's messy.
- Keep my name out your mouth, Angela, please.
- I like you-- well, stop bringing up
you think I broke up y'all friendship.
- No, you don't. You don't like me, girl,
and that's okay.
- You think I broke up y'all friendship!
- I think you're full of sh--!
And I do think she's messy.
♪
- And I think you're messy, too, so that makes both of us.
We're just some messy bitches.
- Keep my name out your mouth.
- So, stop saying I broke up your friendship
because I didn't. - This is just too much.
Honestly, I just wanna be on a beach somewhere,
sipping myself a nice, cold margarita
with my Tequila Comisario.
- That's okay. Let her run with that.
She wanna blame me for the demise of y'all friendship,
and I'll take it, all right. [indistinct arguing]
- Okay, all right. All right, look.
- That's done.
[bottle rattling] - Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
- You're scared, you're scared. - Oh, please, bitch,
scared of who? - Angela! Angela!
- Tell your truth! Tell your truth to her!
Turn around! Turn around. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Shut the [BLEEP] up. - Listen, listen.
Listen, listen. - Turn around. Turn around.
That's your issue. That's the issue.
- Ask me to turn around.
- Enough, y'all. - Guys, we are talking in circles now.
- Enough.
- I don't know why these girls
keep disrespecting Cynthia, child.
The lady done brought us here.
She done a damn gala for y'all.
She done flew y'all private.
Y'all are gonna turn her into darkness
when she wants to be love and light.
- I really would appreciate you guys
going to glam and getting yourselves together,
so we can just go. - And have a good time.
- And just please just give me this one thing,
and what you guys do after that,
I don't even care anymore.
My gala is very important to me.
So important to me...
if these ladies wanna sit here and fight all day,
I'll just go by myself.
- I guess everybody's song is "Knuck if You Buck."
- Exactly. - Okay.
- Lord have mercy.
- Comin' up next...
- Okay, quiet, quiet. - What's wrong?
- Is that JC crying?
[thunder rumbling]
♪
- Let's do this.
- Hi. Oh, my goodness.
- Look at you. You're almost ready.
Look, come on, hair. - Lady sings the blues,
literally. - I love it. You look beautiful.
- JC was sent to Dallas by the Tequila Comisario team.
He is one of the partners.
His job is to make sure that everything goes smoothly.
- This is my really, really good friend, Joe.
- Hi. Oh, my goodness. - How are you?
You are serving Diana Ross on a serious basis.
- I-- well, that-- I mean, what gave it away?
- I love it. Mahogany, baby. - There-there you go.
And you are serving... - Alligator and diamonds today.
[laughing] - Oh, yes.
My theme for the gala is "Dynasty" meets "Dallas."
If you think back to the show,
it was all these jewels and diamonds,
and everything was just super big.
- How are you?
- A little stressed but excited.
This trip means a lot to me,
and I love that the ladies came to support me.
So, I thought it would be only right
since they're so fabulous,
to just shower them with diamonds.
So, this is my dress. - Wow.
- Wow, beautiful.
You're gonna need something, like, real fabulous like this.
[sighs]
- Oh, my God, can I try it on?
- Absolutely.
- Whoa.
- So, how much does this necklace cost?
- A hundred thousand.
- Uh, is there a double clasp on it?
[laughing]
Oh, my God,
this is gorgeous. - Wow.
- Yeah, "Lady Sings the Blues." - And I'll be, like,
drinking, drinking...
I'll be laughing. Ha-ha-ha!
[laughing] - Love it.
- All right, I'm going to wrangle in,
uh, some of the other ladies.
I need you to go and make sure everything
on that end is good
because literally everything on this end
has been falling apart.
- Well, one thing you ain't got to worry about falling apart
is the gala, honey. [sighs]
- From your mouth to God's ears.
♪
- Oh, this is cute.
- Here you go. - What's the price tag on this?
- $400,000 - Joe! I'm kidding.
[shouting] - What?!
- Hey, Cynthia, where this house at?
I don't want no problems.
I'm about to file for bankruptcy anyway.
I can't afford if I lose this jewelry.
[laughing] - I know, right?
- Tell me how expensive I am, right now.
- Ooh. - Oh, gosh,
you're close to 100.
[gasps] - Really?
- Yeah, yeah, it's vintage Buccellati.
Isn't it beautiful?
Those are Burmese rubies. - Really?
Oh, yes, I'm gonna put that on today.
- Uh-huh. [laughing]
- You ain't gotta tell me but one time.
[gasps] - Wow!
That is stunning.
Oh, that's beautiful. - There you go.
- Really nice. Thank you, sweetie.
- Thank you for putting my old house on my neck.
[laughing]
- How many carats is this? What is the value?
- A hundred thousand.
- Oh, that's not bad at all.
- No. - You look beautiful.
I love that. [laughing]
- Oh, my gosh, now let me see this, honey.
Now, this right here-- - Yeah, and this one.
- Wow! Are you married?
- Yeah, you two need to keep in touch.
Uh-uh, not married. - No, no one wants me.
- Well, I'm dating and very single.
- All right. [laughing]
- Yes.
- Hello.
Hello, hello, hello. - You look so good.
- Oh, my goodness, K. - Yes, look at you.
- Oh, wow.
- Hello. - Look it how beautiful.
Oh, mama.
- Yes. - Hi.
You gettin' there?
- Do you recognize this dress?
- From where?
- When I was pregnant with PJ and did the reunion.
- Oh, my God!
- PJ is due in two weeks, so the doctor told me,
at this point, she can come at any moment.
- Wow. - Yeah.
[knocking] - Drew?
Hi.
Uh-oh, Titty cent.
- Look, she just walks in the room,
and it's just nip slip. - Okay, it's--
- It's just like wait a minute, attention.
Everything's at attention.
- Yeah, Chi-town came out.
- Oh, but, you know, where I come from, it's like,
somebody's about to get up, you get up first.
Like... - Yeah, oh, my God,
well, I'm glad it didn't go there,
but we'll deal with that after the gala, so--
- No, we're gonna go be fabulous.
I have a pounding headache. - You do?
- I'm just gonna catch up with you.
- You gonna meet us there?
She has a headache.
Sh--, I have a headache, at this point,
but I'm still goin'.
Love you.
♪
Okay, Drew has a pounding headache,
so she said she might just meet us there.
- Oh, my, is it that bad? - So...
- Your head hurts.
[giggling]
Of course, it hurts,
because you're sittin' up there all day
having to make up lies and delusion.
[rain falling] - All right, come on, ladies.
And, of course, it's raining.
But we're an hour away, so, hopefully,
it ain't rainin' where we're going. - Ooh-weee.
I-- oh, my gosh.
- Be careful, you guys. It's wet out here.
- We don't need no mishaps
with all this money we're wearing.
No time for that.
- Cynthia, this is fancy.
We have a police escort. - Yes.
- I just love that for us. - She did a big one.
- You made your bed.
- You did. - Yes.
- Cynthia, such a great job. - And I know you're tired,
but I will never forget this trip.
Next trip, they're gonna have to really bring it.
- Yeah.
- They're gonna have to really bring it.
- Well, I know I ain't gonna be hosting it,
whoever it is. [laughing]
- Oh, Angela made it. - Here she comes.
Okay, okay.
- You look good. - Beautiful.
- Oh, wow! - Yes, Angela.
- All of y'all look amazing.
- Yes.
How many times have y'all traveled with guards
for all this luxurious diamonds that we're wearing?
- We got GoNaked hair on the bus.
We got the bankruptcy baddie,
Fangela, Shamea and her ass.
It's a lot of precious cargo on this bus,
and we gotta be safe, okay?
- Look at her earrings, red rubies.
- Also, I know exactly what's going on.
It's Cynthia's time, and I'm gonna respect that,
turn the other cheek, and get to it.
- Girl, that's your husband, girl.
- That's Kelli's husband.
- Yeah, Joe is spoken for, guys.
- Joe is your husband.
- I-I-I was trying to creep him, honey.
I was like, "Are you married?"
He said, "No." I said, "Oh, okay, I'm single, too."
- Not he's not married. [laughing]
- Now, wait a minute. Now, wait a minute.
- I know that's right.
[sirens blaring] - Ooh.
- Escorts are shutting the highway down, honey.
- As they should.
- We might just get there an hour early.
- They better shut it down. [phone ringing]
- Hey, hey, JC.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Be quiet. Be quiet.
What's wrong?
Hello?
- Hi, Anita, what's happening? - He's crying.
- Is that JC crying?
- Okay, just take a deep breath.
♪
- I can't.
I just cannot, right now.
It was an outdoor event.
It was all set up,
and the signs, and the balloons,
and the flowers, and all the things.
Apparently, there is a hurricane happening now.
- No, it's not your fault. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- We're gonna just roll with it.
- That's right. - We're just gonna roll with it.
- That's right.
- We are comin' hell or high water.
- And we're just gonna make the best of it, okay?
- All right, babe.
I have survived all of these other things,
dirty rooms, 23 different fights,
the plot and scheming that's going on,
and I'll be damned if I don't survive this hurricane.
- We're heading into the storm.
- Oh, no. - We're headed where?
- Into the storm.
- No, oh, my God.
♪
- Yes. - Oh, no.
- We're headed where? - Into the storm.
- Oh, no.
♪
[thunder rumbling]
- Hi, baby.
Dare I ask-- did it stop raining?
- It has. - Okay.
- It was just a lot going on.
- We're just gonna do the best we can do.
- We'll do the best that we can, child.
That's all we can do. - That's it.
And then, after that, that's it, all right?
- That's it. - Okay, baby.
- Okay. All right, babe.
Buh-bye. - All right.
- Wow, it was bad.
- I looked out that window. I was already just broken.
I was like, of course, it's raining.
Isn't rain good luck? - Absolutely.
Rain is blessings. - Isn't that a blessing?
- It's great love, yes. - It is a blessing.
♪
- Hello, how are you doing?
- Hi. How are you? What's your name?
- Derrick.
- Hello. How are you? - Hi. How are you?
- Hey, how you doin'? - How are you? Welcome.
- I gotta move to Texas.
Y'all get more house for y'all money.
- You know everything is bigger in Texas.
[laughing] - All right.
- Thank you.
- Welcome, ladies.
I'm so glad you all finally made it here.
- Amazing.
- Hi. I'm Porsha. - Hi, Porsha. I'm Anita.
Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Y'all look so beautiful. Everybody, you look good.
- Cynthia!
- Oh, my God.
Hi, Anita.
Oh, my God, muah.
Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.
- Oh, my God, you guys worked it out.
I heard about the rain out here.
We got a good turnout.
This house is amazing.
I'm really excited about the gala setup.
- It's definitely givin' "Dynasty."
- It's definitely giving "Dynasty."
- Yes, it's giving "Dynasty" home.
- We brought it inside.
And, look, at the end of the day,
ain't nothin' better than a good ol' house party.
- Oh, my gosh, this is gorgeous.
It took a lot for Cynthia to get us here,
but divine alignment.
This is exactly how it's supposed to be.
- Ahh, [indistinct].
- It's giving elegance.
It's giving sophistication.
- This is so nice. - Oh, thank you, friend.
- I'm so proud of you. - Thank you, friend.
What time is it?
- all: Shot o'clock! [laughing]
- I found somebody.
- Ahh! What's up? - Oh, you look beautiful.
- You do, too.
- Hello, young lady. - Hey, you made it!
Your wife couldn't wait to see you, baby!
- You look beautiful. - Walk me with you.
- Babe, so, what is this?
- That's a real rose dipped in gold.
- Aww, that is cute. - Okay.
- When Mike heard that I was going to a gala,
he was like, "Okay, no,
you're not going to that by yourself,"
and he flew in just for a couple hours to come with me.
I mean, that's cute.
That's, like, he's being intentional.
- We're just looking for the cheeseburgers.
Where the cheeseburgers at?
- How are you? - How are you?
- I'm good. Good to see you.
You look nice. - Welcome to Dallas.
Thank you. You do, too,
and your gorgeous wife.
- Always. - Thank you.
- We love her. We love her.
- I got my eyes open to everyone in the room.
I'm gonna keep it cute,
'cause we don't wanna show out here,
but when we get to Atlanta, we gotta talk.
- All righty, hello, everyone.
- all: Hello.
- I appreciate you guys for coming.
I'm just very excited to bring you guys
Tequila Comisario.
It's really amazing.
- It is. - Yeah.
- And Pinky knows firsthand... - I know, I know.
- Because it laid her out yesterday.
- Laid it out.
- We have a lot of big things coming.
Dallas is actually our number one market
for Comisario. [cheers and applause]
Which is why we are here.
We have been met with so much love,
and these ladies showed up for me tonight.
So, I wanted to crown one of the ladies
the tequila queen.
[cheering] So...
each lady's gonna come up.
Whoever gets the most applause is who will win.
You guys know how it works, right?
- Okay, okay.
- All right, so, first,
the beautiful, the fabulous queen of
chicken and waffles.
- You better get that!
- Yes, Kelli.
- Slutty Vegan for the vegans in the house,
Miss Pinky Cole.
Yes.
One of my favorite Southern belles.
- I deserve to be crowned Miss Tequila
because I am the theme.
Dallas, royalty, tequila on ice.
Do they do tequila on ice, or is it always neat?
I don't know. I'm not a drunk.
Who can we ask?
Well, several people but we won't talk about that.
[laughing]
- Never have.
- You never have seen nobody as pretty
as Miss Shamea, yes.
- If K gets drunk, she cries.
If Pinky gets drunk, she throws up.
If Porsha gets drunk...
she----- your husband.
- Tall drink of tequila, right here.
- I deserve to be crowned
because I can handle my tequila
better than any of the ladies here.
- It seems like y'all like all of 'em to me.
Who is the tequila queen?
Who is the best dressed tonight?
- It need to go to me. - You know what?
In the spirit of sisterhood...
- Yes. - I'm gonna take the crown.
No, I'm just kidding.
[laughing] - That's right. Yes!
That's her way.
- I'm gonna let all of the ladies share the crown
because you're all queens to me.
- I know that's right, yes!
- You are all my sisters. - We love it, yes.
- You guys all bring your own...
...personalities. - Love it.
- Not you trying to take the crown.
[laughing] - Give me!
Oh, no! - You broke it!
- Oh, my God! Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord.
- You can't take these ladies anywhere.
- Shot o'clock.
- Oh, my gosh, you gotta sing.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
You gonna help me sing happy birthday to my mama?
♪ Okay yeah take it easy ♪
♪ These [indistinct] can't see me ♪
♪ I'm posed for the picking just freeze like breezie ♪
- All righty, let's go.
♪ Pose for that pic one time come on now ♪
♪ Drop drop drop down low ♪
♪ Let me see you take it slow ♪
♪ Snap that pic [indistinct conversations]
♪ I do my thing call my picture perfect ♪ - All right, here we go!
One... two... ♪ snap it then pause ♪
♪ Okay now let's show 'em how it goes ♪
- All right, thank you.
- Thank y'all. - All right, thank you.
- Of course, friend. Of course.
- Thank you, friend.
- Yes, we are here.
- Oh, look who made it.
- Is it over?
[laughing]
Wait, you guys are literally walking out the door?
- No, we're leaving. - Oh, wow.
Let me go ahead and say hi.
- You done missed the whole photo shoot, child.
If I knew sign language,
what I'm really trying to say is...
like, why are you late?
- Drew wasn't late to the gala.
Drew missed the gala.
- I had to make it. - Yes.
- Even if I was late, I had to make it.
- Thank you.
- I'm so happy she's walking in, and I'm walking out.
Girl, you did us all a favor.
- At that point, I just didn't even care.
- Cheers! - Cheers.
- To making it to the gala.
♪
- Whew, child, I have hosted my fair share of trips,
but this one was definitely a roller coaster.
I'm doing the best that I can do.
- I don't know why you're feeling like
we don't appreciate you.
- Because you guys keep talking about it.
- I owe you a new lace front. - Okay, Mr. Clean.
Don't do it, Papa Smurf.
- Girl, that mother----in' hot chili cheese Frito pussy,
I don't wanna scissor you! - Chili cheese!
- Come on, Michael Jackson, scooch over.
- You wanna fight me about Blakk.
This is crazy.
♪
- I'm ready to get back to my babies.
- Some of the ladies squashed their beefs.
- Angela, I don't wanna argue wit' you.
- Girl, I-I love you.
- Others decided to call a truce and move on.
- I think we are good where we are.
- I can respect that. I can move on with that.
- One gathered enemies like Pokemon cards.
- If I know that a mother----er
is sitting there plotting my hurt,
I'm not gonna smile in your face.
- Child, I'm still waiting on her to reveal that tea.
But at the end of the day, the day gotta end.
We danced, we drank.
We laughed.
I'm just hoping whatever happened in Dallas
stays in Dallas.
- Whatever we didn't fix on the trip,
we'll fix with champagne. - It better be fixed.
[laughing]