♪♪
- Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
- Okay, Porsha, do you take this big, tall man?
[laughing, screaming]
- Ooh!
Mike, run! Run, Mike!
- What are you drinking? - Tequila.
- Tequila? - Want a shot?
- Yes, please. - I got ya.
- Wait a minute. What's going on?
- I'm dating.
- Porsha is a free-spirit.
If they got the capital,
got the [indistinct] for the money,
you got the money for the [indistinct].
- You have an infection.
- I'm not dyin', am I?
- The best thing would be reconstructive surgery.
- That thing that has made me sick isn't the BBL.
It's the injections that I got involving silicone.
- What actually happened?
- My whole dress was wet.
- A miscarriage?
- Who says that to a woman? - What?
- I was so uncomfortable.
- I apologize, okay? - Thank you.
- So, this is the house you secretly bought.
Do you think this is actually about
you tryin' to prove something?
- I lost my mom and my properties last year.
It was devastating.
So, I wanted to use this property
to lick my wounds a bit.
Let me just get this win.
- You told me over the phone you were thinking
of filing bankruptcy. - Yeah.
I never imagined having to file for bankruptcy
when I built a multi-million dollar brand.
- Where's Derrick? Does he know you're here?
- No.
His business is growin' and doin' well.
Like, I don't wanna interfere with what he got goin' on.
♪♪
- I've lived many lives,
and all them have been fabulous.
- If you cast me in your drama,
I only accept leading roles.
- I've been loyal to a fault,
and now I'm ready to have my own back.
- I'm short, seasoned,
and always a full-course meal.
- In a field of players, I always run it back.
- In a world of legends, they call me, "The Godfather."
- While they're busy beefing, I stay vegan.
- I don't need any background singers,
it's always my show.
♪♪
- We got Pinky in the building!
- all: In the building!
- Y'all are lookin' like 3LW, right now.
- We have the community event on Friday.
- That I know.
I wanna use this area, right here,
and maybe we could set up some tables, right here.
We put everybody at a pod. It's eight of them.
- Okay.
- One, two, three, four. - Yes.
- We can't put tables right here. Yes.
- Okay, so, it's almost like we're grabbing,
and then we're exiting. - Yes.
It's gonna be good. I'm really excited about this.
The Pinky Cole Foundation is my non-profit organization
I started in 2019.
Every year, we have a give back
to just show my support for the community.
Hey, Slutty Gang, we are having
our Pinky Cole Foundation Ultimate Giveback.
We cannot wait to see you there.
I've paid the rents for local businesses.
I've paid the tuitions for college students.
And I got all of the girls
to provide some different toiletries,
just so that the people in community
can have what they need.
Do you think that we should put the girls outside
or in here?
- Inside because we don't want makeup melting--
folks lookin' a fool. [laughing]
- Oh, this door heavy as hell.
- I put people together who don't like each other.
- Oh, I like that. - Yes.
"P-Iyanla: Fix My Life," okay?
[laughing]
- Ooh, okay, what's the difference between
a One Night Stand and a Fussy Hussy?
- All right, well, let's try the One Night Stand.
- Hey, yo, Slutty Gang!
- all: Hey, yo!
- We got Kelli in the building!
- Oh, my God!
- We all know a [indistinct] slut,
and when I started Slutty Vegan,
I'm like, you know what?
A slut needs to call a slut a slut,
and we've been callin' people sluts ever since.
Aww, thank you. - You're welcome.
- Oh, thank you for the flowers.
Can y'all bring the food over?
- This is so cute. - Thank you.
We've been here for six years.
- Really?
- This is my assistant, Chela, my manager, Stacey.
- Awesome. Hi, Stacey. Nice to meet you.
- And she runs the foundation. Miesha-- she runs Ops.
- Hi, girl. - She's my day one.
She's my oldest employee. - Hello. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, day one. We love a day one. - Okay, okay.
- Okay, wait, do the team gotta, like,
be beautiful 'cause what's going on?
I'm so excited for your event on Friday.
- Oh, yes, you know, I put that message in a group.
[laughing] - Yeah. I was like,
uh-uh, not she telling us what we're bringin'.
- I was really focused on making sure
that the event was successful.
So, when I reached out to the girls,
I told Shamea to get Pampers,
K, feminine products.
Angela, undergarments.
Cynthia, toothbrushes.
Kelli, hair care kits.
Drew, deodorant.
Porsha, bookbags and kids items,
and then Phaedra, baby wipes and formula
'cause she always got a lotta sh-- goin' on.
[laughing]
- How ya feelin'?
- I know.
[laughing] - You're a popular girl.
- I like it, but I don't want to be a popular
for that, girl, okay? - No, of course.
The fact that you would be goin' through all of this,
and you still wanna give back to the community,
that's why you are that girl, right?
- Oh, thank you, boo.
- Here you are. - Oh, thank you, honey.
- But it's been rough for me the last couple of days.
- I'm sorry. - And...
I'm thinkin' about filin' for bankruptcy.
- Me, too.
You know, I went through all this stuff
with my ex-husband. - Yeah.
- And I was the owner, so I guaranteed
a lot of things in my name.
- That's what's happening to me, right now.
- I'm sorry.
My main goal was to kinda get through my divorce,
and I realize that bankruptcy is now a possibility
because of all of the debts that I have accrued
through my marriage, closing a business.
And they said Abraham Lincoln went through bankruptcy
three times, so, at this point,
I'm Kelli Lincoln.
Did you talk to Derrick? [sighs] - So, no.
I got myself in this,
and I gotta get myself outta this.
- From one sister to another, God blessed you
not to have to figure it out on your own.
Girl, you got $100 million man over here.
You better let that man know what you need.
God, hear my cry, child.
God will provide,
and he will provide for you, too.
- Okay, good.
- So, how long have you been vegan?
- Since 2007,
but you know Phaedra around here
tellin' people I eat meat, now.
- Phaedra said she be eating meat.
- Nuh-uh! - Uh-huh.
[sipping]
- Your girl not even really vegan. Stop.
[laughing] - Time out.
So, why Phaedra just say that the other day?
- 'Cause I seen her eatin' a steak.
[sipping]
- And I'm like, all right, Phaedra, girl,
you can't be goin' around sayin' that I eat meat
'cause it can compromise my business.
You know what I'm saying? - No, absolutely.
- I'm on the board of PETA.
I have all of these accolades for building a vegan business.
So, bitch, you can't walk around here
sayin' that I eat meat
when you know that that's absolutely not the truth.
Are you my cavity?
When the last time you was in my mouth?
If you do file for bankruptcy,
we should have a bankruptcy party.
- Wanna do it together? A party.
[laughing]
- You can only come in if you tell your credit score.
- If you tell your credit score, baby.
[laughing]
♪♪
- Let's probably get this purse
'cause it actually kind of matches.
Oh, I'm really tall.
- Hey, hey. - Hey, how is it going?
- You like this dress? - Yeah.
- I was torn between whether or not I should wear
this one or this one. - Yeah.
- Yeah, Cynthia invited me on a girls trip.
She's doing this thing with tequila.
- Okay.
- I just partnered with the Maloof family
for a tequila called Tequila Comisario.
I'm doing a launch for the tequila.
I want you guys to come and celebrate with me.
It's my Cynthia's Tequila Dynasty.
- Oh, my God!
- I love it.
- All right. Let me send these ladies the invite.
Dallas is our biggest market,
so it's only right that I bring the ladies
to celebrate it.
- Are you gonna miss me? - Um, yeah.
- You don't wanna go?
Cynthia says that you can bring a plus one.
You could check on your company there,
and then you can come to the gala with me.
- No, I'll let you go handle that.
[laughing]
- So, I'm excited.
I'm not shocked
'cause he doesn't like to hang out with the girl group,
but I want my J.R. Ewing.
I want my Gerald Mwangi.
Kinda sound the same, right? J.R.-- Gerald.
I gotta say I at least tried.
- But I wanted to give you a quick update
on the surrogate.
- I mean, she's been cleared.
That was, like, the scariest part.
Unfortunately, we had to pump the brakes
on our last surrogate.
- We have to get through legal.
- Mm-hmm. - And then after that,
we can go to have the transfer done.
- Okay.
Her having one failed transfer,
we wanted to go in a different direction,
and it was saddening
because every time you have a new surrogate,
the whole process has to start all over again.
Shya, do you want a brother?
- That's our last male embryo.
- I'm sure it will do well.
- If the boy don't take, then what?
- We'll figure it out.
- Gerald's definitely a glass half full guy.
But it's like, I can't just go do another round
of IVF tomorrow
and guarantee to get another male embryo.
So, are we doing donor eggs?
Are we adopting?
All of those are very real conversations
that we have yet to have.
If you change your mind,
I'll be in Dallas waiting for you...
- Okay. - ...in this cute dress.
- Yeah, have a great time over there.
♪♪
- There's my heel.
[knocking]
Not you leanin' up on the glass.
- Whoo!
[laughing] - Hey, babe.
You look so cute. - You look beautiful.
I ain't got my key yet, so I had to knock.
- Not your key. [laughing]
- Hold on. First of all--
- No, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
This is insane. Baby, these are gorgeous.
- You're gorgeous.
- No, babe, like, you didn't even know
I needed this today.
Mike is very sweet, and Sway is fine as hell,
but, right now, I'm just dating
and enjoying the company of someone who admires me,
and it's entertaining to me.
Why you came in here like this today?
- Like what?
- This is simple,
but you know this is female kryptonite.
Oh, then you're gonna stand like that, too.
- This make you wanna go out--
[laughing] - Yeah.
I'm packing 'cause we're about to go on this trip.
So, are you really gonna come?
- I'm comin', baby.
- The actual gala is themed like the show "Dallas."
- Okay. - I don't know if you remember that.
I mean, you look like [indistinct],
but I'm pretty sure you might know.
- The show-- you're doin' too much, right now,
even with this on.
- No, I'm not.
I just wasn't having, like, the best day.
- What's goin' on?
- So, the divorce settled not long ago.
I just listed my mom's house.
People had a lot to say about,
"Well, why are you doin' that to keep this?
Just let this go."
But this is where I get the money
that I put out back. - Right.
- I bought my house in Duluth after the first divorce.
That was my first big purchase.
It was a symbol of my hard work and independence.
Welcome to my humble abode. - I love it.
This is beautiful.
- But going through the divorce,
the house has $1 million worth of equity,
and this is just a good time to pull it out.
My realtor called me today, and she's like,
"Oh, we got, like, three offers."
It just made me a little emotional for that.
I ain't gonna lie.
This was the home I raised Pilar in.
This is the home that I thought
my mother was gonna be in for the rest of her time.
And having to make these decisions,
at this moment, on the emotional side,
is a little difficult.
Contrary to what everybody believe,
I ----ing be planning my life out.
So, with everything up in the air, I'm like whoa.
- God's plan. Is this better?
- Mm-hmm. Better.
The way he's been approaching me
has been really genuine.
You don't gotta have the remedy.
Just hear me
and put them big pecks on my cheeks.
There's one more thing I wanted to talk to you about.
You know, I'm 44, and I've had two marriages.
I've had a fiance, and I have a child.
I've done a lot more than you have.
- Mm-hmm.
- I know you're gonna be a good dad.
- So, are you saying you don't want to have children?
- It was a little alarming when he mentioned three kids.
- And you don't wanna do all that.
- Out of here?
Baby, we just got this together. [laughing]
How would you feel about that?
♪♪
- That could be a dealbreaker. [sighs]
- Oh, Jesus.
♪♪
- Coming up...
- Pinky has some issue with Phaedra.
- No, I think she's got bigger fish to fry
than eating meat. - Oh.
♪♪
- I like this one. I love this one.
- What are y'all doing?
- Looking at these looks for your Dallas trip.
- Oh, chile, there's somethin' every day.
We need to still get some other styling
'cause she has, like, this big event,
this, like, Dallas type of thing,
gowns, like, big ol' Dolly hair,
and it's supposed to be over the top.
You know, and I'm the only country singer.
Cynthia already asked me to sing songs
'cause we're in Texas. [laughing]
- That's a fee. - Okay.
- Love her to death but won't be singing
those country songs.
I have never, ever taken a girls trip with any women.
I'm excited, but I'm also fearful
because I know me.
The problem is, I don't know them.
You know, I talked to Porsha. - How'd that go?
- She did apologize for how she made me feel.
So, hopefully, me and her will be continuing
to build the friendship. - Right.
- But I'm gonna watch her 'cause she's got
a little slickness on her, her and that Phaedra.
The fact that I have a whole drain on me,
and I'm just moving through life.
No, mother----er can't even die over here.
- You can't die over here. - Even if I wanted to.
[laughing]
♪♪
- Hi. - How are you?
- I'm good.
You look like a girlfriend of mine.
- Do I? - Yeah.
- Okay. - Her name is Sheree.
When you are single, you can't be out here
dating with mediocre.
I wanna keep everything on point and elevated.
- Hey, how are you doing? - Good to see you.
- Ladies first. How you doin'?
Do I know you? Yeah, I know you.
- I'm good. - Charles-- Phaedra.
Phaedra-- Charles. - Introduce us.
- Then you guys know each other. - How you doin'?
- Where'd you two meet, Phaedra?
- I've been in several rooms with him.
- Okay, that's not meeting me, though.
- They think I'm the Godfather. I think he's the Godfather.
I don't want any problems 'cause I'm gonna keep my family.
He keeps his family. And everybody lives.
♪♪
- Keep fighting. Do like Mike Tyson.
- Hey, boo, how are you doing? - Muah. I'm good.
- Oh, I love that bright shoe.
- Hey, girl. - Hey, fam.
I know that Phaedra and Angela just made up,
and what better way to just move forward
and just sweat together? All right, now.
- Down, down, yeah, okay.
- I feel a little Africa. - One, two, three, yes.
Again, and one, two, one.
Yes. Two, three, yes. Good job.
One, two, three. Yes. Down.
Front row, we good? - We're good.
- You got me? - I got you, daddy.
[laughing]
I'm single, but I'm not desperate.
I don't want to date anybody in fitness.
My ex-husband was in fitness.
- So, here we have my signature move,
the funky donkey.
- Let me see you do it, Phaedra. - Funky donkey--
funky donkey-- funky donkey.
That obviously was not a match.
So, give me somebody a little chubby
that I can help get the weight off him.
I don't even want him to be too fine.
They need to be a little bit fine,
just a little bit.
- So, that's the introduction. - Are you for real?
- Oh, no, I'm dead serious. Let's start from the top.
Bah. - Bow, bow, bow, bow.
- There you go. [screaming]
- My foot came off. - Take a pause, if you want.
- Okay, yeah. - Let's go sit.
- Yeah, let's do that.
- You know, I don't want to ever speak for you,
but, at the same time, I think y'all are doing good.
- We hashed it out.
Oh, love that.
- Oh, yeah!
- Me being the bigger person, I just decided to apologize,
but best believe that what happened last year
between Porsha, and Phaedra, and I
is still at the forefront of my mind.
I hear Porsha talking about how she could (BLEEP) you.
- There's somebody that is not happy with Angela.
- And who is that? - Phaedra.
- So, don't get it twisted. I haven't forgot a thing.
- I recently met up with K, and we got to talking
about Pinky.
And so, K was like, "Yeah, we're real close,
but she has some issue with Phaedra."
- And me and Pinky have known each other
for 15-plus years. - Right.
I thought you and Pinky were cool.
- What is the issue she has with me?
- She's playing with her business.
- How so?
- Phaedra is going around telling everybody
how Pinky eat meat.
- When did I say she ate meat?
- Shamea said you said she used to have a rib joint.
- She did. - She ain't real
if she's eating meat in the closet.
- Wait, she said I said she ain't real--
she eats meat in the closet? - No, baby, no, I just said.
- Damn. [laughing]
If it pleases the court, may I enter exhibit A?
Before she started this vegan stuff,
that girl used to have a Jamaican restaurant,
serving meat, honey. - What?
- She used to serve meat. - No way.
- I think she's got bigger fish to fry than eating meat.
- Oh, here we go. [laughing]
- I saw it on the real news, and it was AJC,
which is a credible news source. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I think Daily Mail, which is a huge
international news source, that she was late on her rent.
Me talking about you the Hamburglar
is the least of your issues. - Not the Hamburglar.
- Oh, my God, the Hamburglar.
Well, you going to her event? - What are you bringing?
- I have to bring the underwear.
- You wanna help with this formula
because the formula is, like, over $4,000.
- Baby, yeah. - Yeah.
Did you know formula was $28 a can?
- Why are you buying the $4,000 formula?
- It has to be vegan formula. - Oh.
- Well, hell, I'm fixing to try to pump, again,
to give 'em some more powdered milk.
♪♪
- Pinky has asked me to supply a bookbag,
which is cool, but she said bookbag with toys,
puzzles, and books and notebooks, and crayons, and--
girl, let me just give you my Amazon account,
and you just order what you need for the community, girl, okay?
- If you're mad at me about the meat--
- Don't take my donation.
- Yeah. - Uh-uh.
I'll just have to give you a little blank check.
- Uh-uh, not blank. - A blank?
- Shoot, out of your account? [laughing]
- Wait.
- Well, I got a problem wit' you, too, okay?
It's not resolved. - Wait, we still got issues.
- Coming up...
- Now, why would Shamea lie on you?
- Well, she doesn't like me.
- Cap, cap, cap. Phaedra, stop.
♪♪
- Hello. Hi. - all: Hi.
- The hottest bitch in the room has arrived.
I'm so happy you guys are here with me today.
I'm excited to hear what you guys got to say.
So, let's just make this happen.
I'm not the only woman who gets hot,
and once I realized that it's nothing to be ashamed of,
I just felt like I could be the voice for the people.
So, as far as budget,
I'm thinking $30,000 on the product,
and then marketing we have about a $10,000 to $15,000 budget.
- How many fans do we need to sell,
so she can recoup her funds?
- For a thousand, we'll recoup our first rollout
because I don't want to run into what I ran into before.
I just kept throwing good money after bad.
- Yeah.
- Mansions and I just purchased another house.
- She's gonna learn.
- Oh, my God, what happened?
Did you get bit by a big spider?
- I think somethin' did just get me.
It's bigger than the houses. It's I need to win.
I was warned several times about buying those houses,
and I just ignored people who knew what the hell
they were talking about, and so I paid for it.
And with Fangie, I'm going to seek wise counsel.
- The product alone is gonna cost us about 20.
- I think 50 should do it. - Okay.
The mistakes I've made is that I didn't properly budget
for mistakes to be made.
And I'm never gonna stop dreaming
and believing in myself, even when I fail.
While I'm renovating this house,
I'm going to see if Charles can give me half.
- Wow.
- Welcome to Fangie Headquarters.
- Oh.
- We were actually wrapping up. - Oh, good.
- But I wanted you to be the face
of the man handheld fan line. - Really?
It's not my field.
- But what if it's just around your neck?
- That's Flavor Flav, coppin' his style.
- Oh, my God.
In order to purchase the fans, we need to invest about $50,000.
I was just gonna run it by you to put in half.
- Oh, really?
Okay.
- Contrary to popular belief, my husband shows up for me.
I ask for money. See him in the bedroom.
I know how to work the bank of Charles, honey.
[laughing]
Deyana, gotta bring down that budget just a tad.
[laughing]
♪♪
- Okay, DJ, boom, okay, we're good.
Step and repeat, boom, we're good.
Tables, we're good. My mother worked four jobs.
And when I was born,
my father was sentenced to 30 years in prison.
So, I understand how to navigate
through those hard days.
So, some people are like,
"Oh, she's just planning that give back
because she got that lawsuit."
I'm like, bitch, this is what I do.
♪♪
- Oh, my God. - Hi, pookie.
- What's up?
- Bitch, I said dress comfortable, okay.
- Brother.
This is comfortable, a cowboy boot.
- Oh, come on.
- Where are the rest of the ladies?
- Drew just called me.
She had a respiratory infection.
- Mm-hmm.
- So, she said she couldn't come.
But Cynthia, um, texted me.
Porsha texted me. Phaedra texted me.
- Okay, well, let's get to it.
- Yeah, it don't stop no show.
♪♪
- What is this area?
You got a nice bar area down here.
- Girl, that's my bedroom.
- Oh, this is where you're gonna do
your turn around, right here.
See the ass at all angles.
- Good God almighty, this thing is a monster.
- Phaedra, somethin' done happened.
- It's eating meat.
I am a dunkologist,
and I can appreciate all booties.
Not everybody has to have a double Dutch BBL,
but, you know, not everybody is gonna have a flatty-watty.
I told 'em, I said, "Honey, Porsha coming,
so you gotta do it right."
- And do it a lot 'cause baby like to eat.
It may be kinda tacky to eat before you go to an event,
but we are Southern divas.
We aren't trying to just eat veggies.
So, I see no problem with it, honey.
Frick and Frack will be full.
Going into today, you know,
we were sitting with Angela. - Mm-hmm.
- She gonna probably have already told Pinky
some of the stuff.
- I mean, she's a nice person.
- But it's just that she done heard this information.
- And now, she got an issue with me,
which is so silly. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- 'Cause you can pick up the phone and call me.
- Mm-hmm.
You know-- hi. - Hello.
- I haven't seen you in so long.
Oh, my gosh.
Look at you, tall and handsome.
- Yes, ma'am. - What you doing home?
- They let 'em out on Fridays at 12:00.
- So, what you gonna do for the rest of the day?
- Um, probably gonna take a nap, actually.
- You get to a nap in your Black mama house?
- Child, I cleaned my whole mama's house,
seasoned her meat, put it in the crockpot,
- Every day, that's right.
- And rolled out her biscuits every day.
We were not allowed to take a nap after school.
You almost gotta look busy at any point in time.
- I'm still a Black mama,
and you're gonna know how to wash your clothes,
know how to wash my clothes,
know how to go get me a Coca Cola,
know how to get me some ice water,
and know how to clean my car for me.
Mm-hmm.
And with boys, you gotta keep the fear in 'em.
- Mm-hmm. - So, you know,
I just might randomly just punch him.
- That's what you gotta do.
- What? - Keep 'em, yeah.
- They're like, Damn, this lady crazy.
- Mm-hmm. No, but you have to.
- Then they'll never try you. [laughing]
All right, well, honey,
go on and take your nap, honey.
- All right, thanks. See ya.
- All right, bye. - Bye.
- He said he gonna go take him a nap.
- But, child, we better get ready.
- Where are we going? Where is it?
- We're going to Edgewood.
That's the place that's in the bankruptcy.
- Oh. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, Phaedra, stop.
[laughing]
- Coming up...
- How you doin'?
What's up? - Hey, tiny tot.
- It was giving Nikki Minaj, Cardi B.
♪♪
- All right, it's 3 o'clock, guys,
so get in your posts.
- All right, everybody,
we're here to give out to the community,
eat some amazing food,
boom-boom-boom boom-boom-boom, hey.
- You leaving?
- Don't look at me like that.
- You can go.
Damn, bro, like, you can't give me
45 minutes for my event?
- Wait, is that a trick question?
[laughing]
Thank you for coming. - Hi!
- I appreciate you. - Oh, my God.
Of course. - Thank you, thank you.
Thank you. - 50 Cynt.
- Oh, I didn't see you. Oh, my God.
[laughing] Not 50 Cynt, muah.
Hi, baby. [laughing]
You don't look like what you're going through, girl.
- Okay, and that's the point.
- Hey. - Well, hello, Miss Kelli.
- I'm not gonna give you a hug and get you sick.
- Why are all of y'all sick? - I'm just not feeling good.
- Okay, give me an elbow.
- Hey, hey!
- I haven't seen you.
- I miss you.
- I heard about everything
that was going on with Porsha.
- Oh, yeah.
- I couldn't understand why you didn't say
anything in that moment,
but then when it happened to me,
I completely understood.
I realized, oh, this girl is slick with her shade.
- Well, we did speak briefly,
I mean, on the phone. - Yeah.
- But, you know, by that time,
I wasn't tryin' to hear none of it.
♪♪
- What did he say? A who? - Oh, what's up, slut.
- I mean, damn, I'm gonna pay you to call me a slut.
Hated it.
- That's how they're greeting the people?
- We got some sluts in the building.
- I said, "Who in the building?"
How you doin'? - Yeah.
What's up? - Hey, tiny tot.
- Okay, hi.
Muah. - Muah.
- It was giving Nikki Minaj, Cardi B,
Barbara, this is Shirley
'cause you would have thought they had the same man
the way that they're ignoring each other.
I'm like, oh...
- Muah, muah. - Muah, muah.
- I'm heading out of here.
- Feel better. - Thank you.
- Okay, now did I ignore her, or did I not see her?
♪♪
- Take a grass-fed burger
and stick it up your you-know-what.
Pinky should name it a whore-sha burger.
Whore-sha.
Whore-sha with a side of African.
Whore-sha with a side of foo-foo.
- I think so.
♪♪
- Hi, Angela. - Hi, baby.
- How are you? You look so cute.
- I need help getting my stuff out of the car.
- Hey, ladies. - Hi.
- Hi, how y'all doin'?
- Porsha, this is your station, right here.
♪♪
- We're gonna stuff this up, honey.
- Yes. - Okay.
- Thank you for your service.
- Get what you need. Get what you need.
- Yeah, that Dial kept us clean growing up.
I grew up, there was times
when we had to go to the shelters
or the community centers.
So, this is something that hits home for me.
- There you go.
- She took this little girl in eight months ago.
- Yeah. - I want to help you.
- Okay, anyway. - And-and I think
some of the other girls want to help you, too.
- Absolutely. God bless you.
It's moments like these that remind you
how many people just need a helping hand,
and our effort
is going to help a lot of people.
- Can y'all, um, put these over here?
- So, how are you, though, for real?
- It's a lot.
You know, I'm about to file for bankruptcy.
- Oh, my God.
- Well, I don't have to file.
- Yeah. - But because I have
the new company, I need to have a clean slate.
Like, I don't know if y'all saw on the Internet
that article, $89,000.
I can wipe my ass with that.
It's really, like, messing up my reputation.
- "'Cause I wipe my ass with $90,000 every two hours."
Okay, girl.
Well, pay it to the rent man.
And don't wipe your booty. Get Charmin.
- So, what time are the burgers coming out?
- I'm gonna get one for your personality.
- Now, don't you do me, you shady slut.
- I'm gonna get you a One Night Stand, bitch.
And I'm gonna get Phaedra a Hollywood Hooker.
- Lord, okay.
- I need a Fussy Wussy.
- And some extra cheese.
And I'm talking about real cheese.
- Girl, ain't no real cheese back there.
- You ain't gotta get that mad about me.
- You better-- [indistinct] your ass.
- We already done determined
that you don't eat no damn meat.
- That's 'cause Phaedra around here telling people I eat meat.
- I ain't never told nobody you ain't no meat.
Angela said, possibly, Shamea said it.
- Yeah, you did. - No, I did not.
I remember telling you Pinky had lots of accolades,
and one was owning a Jamaican restaurant.
- I swear I thought the lady told me
that Pinky ate meat.
- They can run the tape.
Before she started this vegan stuff,
that girl used to have a Jamaican restaurant.
- What? - Serving meat, honey.
She used to serve meat. - No way!
- You know Phaedra said that girl eat meat.
She does this thing where she forgets what she says.
- Can somebody please give me a manilla folder?
I was a producer for the Maury show,
so I got a lie detector test in my back pocket,
and I'm like, do I need to pull it out?
Where is Maury at?
Nobody is trying to step up and say who said it.
I am plant-based.
The only meat that I eat is my husband's.
Now, why would Shamea lie on you?
- Well, she doesn't like me.
- I didn't know that.
- You was talking about my kids.
- What did I say about your kids, Phaedra?
- Ooh. - Not the kids.
- Who would you pick to be your kids' Godmother,
Phaedra or Cynthia?
- Cynthia.
I mean, look at Noelle's life.
She's just such an articulate, beautiful woman.
So, I know, if all else fails,
Cynthia gonna make sure my babies are-are okay.
- Well, I took it as a dig to my kids.
- Well, Phaedra, I'm sorry you took it that way.
I can't control how you interpret things,
and I don't have a problem with saying
I would like for Cynthia to be there.
- No, no, no, I-I don't have a problem, either,
but I did have a problem with you.
- Okay, hold on, y'all. We are my event.
- I've never-- one second. I don't play about kids at all.
- Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Y'all, we can do this in another--
- I've always spoken highly about your--
Can I finish talking? - Right, right.
- We're just having a conversation.
- I know, but we're not doing that here.
We are here for the people.
And whatever issues that we have,
we will deal with it in Dallas,
or we will deal with it outside. - Uh-uh, not Dallas.
[overlapping shouting] - All right, I can't even--
- Oh, no, ma'am.
They need to settle this now,
right here, at Slutty Vegan.
You already know her children are amazing.
- Thank you. - Phenomenal.
You've done a wonderful job as a mother.
- Yes. - Thank you.
- I don't dislike you. - Yeah.
♪♪
- Thank you.
I am totally fine with Shamea,
but I definitely got both eyes open
when it comes to what I say around her
because I see that she'll turn it around
to cause confusion with the group and--
- Cap, cap, cap. Phaedra, stop.
You wanna create somethin' so bad with me.
Girl, I ain't got no drama wit' you.
Well, I'm gonna come help out over in your station.
- Come on.
- How we gonna go on a girls trip, and you got--
they're all fragmented.
Like, come on. - Mm-hmm.
- I didn't know, child.
But what I will tell you is, like, Pinky ain't gonna
let you get in a word in edgewise, child.
That's gonna be-- - No, she ain't.
- Can I get everybody's attention, please?
Thank you so much for being a part
of the Pinky Cole Foundation community give back.
We still have a lot of stuff to give away.
So, we're gonna turn on the music,
eat some good food,
and then call some people some sluts.
[cheers and applause] - Go, Pinky!
Thank you, Pinky!
- Coming up...
[tone blaring]
- In my hand, I have the results
of your vegan lie detector test.
And, Pinky, when it comes to the accusation
that you've been secretly eating meat...
[drum roll]
the lie detector test says...
that was a lie.
Pinky, you're still a vegan.
- Thank you, Maury.
[ding]
♪♪
- Mommy, can I have a snack?
- Where the snacks at? - In the pantry.
- Okay, to the count of five, you can have 'em.
So, you ready? One, two, three.
- Be careful in those socks.
- Four, four and a quarter,
four and-- what's after a quarter?
- Uh, five. - Five.
Sit in one place to eat them, so I can vacuum.
- Now, we can really talk. - I know.
I've been needing to talk to you all week.
- Uh, your baby daddy is at the door.
Is there a doorbell? - Kinda.
- Ghetto.
This house is too big to not have a doorbell.
- Hi. - What's happening?
What's happening?
- What is-- what is this handshake?
You're early.
We're just waiting for Torin to get here.
- What's up, man? How you doin'?
Bring it in. - Hi. How are you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Torin is the guy who is gonna do the room out there.
- Oh, okay. Where's PJ at? - She upstairs with Bailey.
- Dang, there's some nice roses over there.
- Hmm?
Yeah. - Huh.
- Thank you. I got those. - What does that card say?
- What? What card?
When you are co-parenting, you don't need extra triggers
because if Dennis is sensitive about anything,
it's Chanel and flowers, okay?
Look at these.
[laughing]
So, for him to see them flowers,
I knew he was about to go up.
Hello. How are you? - Porsha, hey.
- This is my sister, Lauren. - Hey, nice to meet you, Lauren.
- Nice to meet you.
- So, my sister is who I'm doing the podcast with.
This is Dennis. - Oh, nice.
What's up, Dennis? - What's up, man?
- Nice to meet you, brother. - My, uh, my co-parent.
- Okay. - Co-parent.
- Dennis and I aren't just co-parenting PJ.
We are now co-parenting a podcast for PJ together.
- PJ talking about shooting her own YouTube page.
- Mm-hmm.
So, come on. Let me show you the room.
- Please, please.
- I'm also rebooting my podcast with my sister,
Porsha for Real.
- So, Dahlia says, "I'm starting a business,
"and I have room for my friends to join in."
- Don't ever work with your friends.
Period.
Who else to pull that off but Torin?
- She took that card out somewhere in here.
- ‘Cause it is kinda large,
we can make this very versatile.
You're literally going from sexy, luxury podcast--
- Right. - To mine,
which is downhome feel, to kiddie YouTube.
- Gotcha. - Because Pilar,
she-she told you everything about the podcast,
didn't she, ba-- not babe.
[laughing]
- This is a nice room. I-I never been in here.
- She told-- - No, no, it's not babe.
The slip up is muscle memory
and slightly what's in the cup.
It won't happen again.
- What? - Okay, wait.
- Where did you go get this?
- Can y'all go out there? Let me finish talking.
- It was right there, bro.
- Oh, my God, it does have a name on it. Oh, my God.
- Let me see. Let me see that.
- Stop. It's over. It's over. It's done.
Let it go. No, it's done.
- Wow.
- PJ has a whole vision.
She wants to be showing the toys that she gets,
how to play with them.
She'll talk to you about it, but she's just busy,
right now, playing. - Okay.
[laughing]
Next steps, I'm gonna have the renderings for Pilar.
- Okay, and let's get to ordering ASAP.
- Uh, yeah, like tomorrow. - Yes.
- All right, Torin, I'll walk you to the door.
Porsha, you stay back. - Oh, okay.
- Here, I'll give you this. - Where did you get this from?
- Dennis.
- Your sister violently took the “I want you” card from me,
threw it in the pool. - Why did you go--
even go back in there and getting that?
- Looking at what the card said.
- We just brought a professional in here, right?
- That's business.
- Yeah, but we don't have a personal, Dennis.
We aren't together.
Can y'all afford to clear “Blurred Lines?”
Slide that in there.
- How was your black party? [sneezes]
- You can't even damn breathe,
and you're trying to ask a question.
- You ain't gonna bless me?
[laughing]
- That's your date?
- Who is giving you this information?
The way this man knows what happens at my house
in the midnight hour,
I actually think he has a camera here.
- This is the rules that we gotta do.
We can't date people we know, that we--
that we live in the same building with.
- I didn't know that you knew him.
Number one, I did not spend the night over there
at Mike's house, okay?
Number two, I don't even know if they lived in the building
at the same time, and if they did,
that is not when I was talking to Mike.
And three, Dennis doesn't even live over there anymore.
He lives in his home with his girlfriend.
Let's set this clear,
'cause when you get tipsy at night,
and you go texting all the things you're texting,
it's clear.
- I texted you 'cause you were on a date
'cause you bring a Black man to the black party.
- Well, it's a black party.
I will have a Black man, okay, a Black person,
whomever it is. - Hmm. Good luck.
You should let me help you make some of your decisions.
'Cause you don't be making good decisions when it comes to men.
- If you would ever ----ing commit,
then you would know what it means to have a breakup.
- I committed. - ‘Cause I got with someone
I loved, and they loved me back,
and the sh-- didn't work out.
- I told you it wasn't gonna out.
- That-that's what happened. That's what a divorce is.
- I told you don't even date him any-anyway.
- You have been supportive of our relationship.
- I'm publicly supportive,
because that's the right thing to do
because I want you to be happy.
- Oh, publicly.
- Privately, yeah, you know, the sh-- look crazy.
- They told me not to date you either.
So, were you a bad choice?
- No. - Don't do that to me.
I don't make good choices.
I don't pick the best people.
Hello! You're one of the people.
- The kids are in there. There is obviously a separation.
- She needs to take my advice to make sure
she's dating correctly. - She doesn't have to, though.
- I was married for a year and a half,
and I was with him for three and a half years.
- Was. - You choose to ignore my marriage,
and that's where the disrespect comes in.
That's why you keep talking about dating.
- That's what I'm saying. I told her not to.
- I've only dated this one other person.
- We make-- we all make-- we all make mistakes.
- When the sh-- be crashing, who will be there?
- Who said it's gonna crash, Dennis?
I learn from my mistakes.
- You need to sit down for six months.
Do some ramu-lay-yo- ray-kay-kyo
before she get to dating, again.
You feel me? - Ron-day-ko-ray-kayo?
Who is that? - You know what that is.
- Namu Myoho Renge Kyo.
Dennis, did you feel that?
If not, you're gonna feel foot to ass, okay?
Belt to ass.
I'm gonna make an executive decision.
- Sit down.
- We're not doing the YouTube together
because I'm not gonna be doing business with you,
and you're bringing up my personal life.
♪♪
- Coming up...
- I met with the bankruptcy attorney.
- This is about to be a public nightmare.
♪♪
- Can I hop on your back? - I've been doing squats.
Come on.
Come on. One, two. - Oh, sh--.
[laughing]
Oh, sh--. Whoa, my legs.
Yo, running them six miles is crazy.
- Yeah, and you're looking good, right now.
You're dropping weight. - I look good?
- Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
[laughter, indistinct chatter]
- Ready, go.
- You better be glad I dropped my phone.
You ain't listening.
You was gonna get smoked.
- It feels good because I'm not running to lose weight.
I'm running to, like, clear my mind.
- I'm doing this to build muscle.
You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, we know.
You-you're trying to be a bad bitch.
- You keep trying me.
So, listen, the give back went good yesterday.
- You know, it was actually really good.
Everything is going-- - I wish I could've stayed
the whole time yesterday,
but I had to go change for the dinner.
- Yeah, but this is important for me.
- You think you're the only one busy around here.
- No, I don't think I'm the only one busy.
We both be busy.
He's in the middle of this $10 million project
for his cheesesteak restaurant that he's trying
to get passed through, and I get that,
but I wanted him there for that moment.
- Now, we're about to go to Dallas.
It's exciting, but I'm just trying to figure out
how this about to be, because Dallas might be a vibe.
Who knows? We will see. - Dallas is a vibe.
- Um, yeah.
- Them, not always a vibe.
Dallas and them, together, who knows? We will see.
- You might actually enjoy yourself.
- You know, I'm going into it with a positive mind.
- Yeah, okay.
- But in other news,
I met with the bankruptcy attorney.
- For what?
[sighs] - Um...
To file for bankruptcy.
♪♪
- Why you filing for bankruptcy?
- The-the personal stuff-- I'm just trying to figure out
the best option.
- So, how much is it?
- Um, it's, like, $5 million.
♪♪
- You know, I was just talking
to this, um, bankruptcy attorney.
I'm thinking about filing for bankruptcy.
I think that I'm gonna move forward
with the bankruptcy. - Okay.
- I'm about to file for bankruptcy.
Ooh, Lord.
- This is about to be a public nightmare.
- It's already a public nightmare.
I've been fighting every day.
I'm in the news every day. It's problems every day.
- Yeah, you're not filing bankrupt
'cause I'm gonna give you the $5 million.
- No, I don't want you to do that.
- What do you mean?
Like, we're married, man.
Like, no, we ride until the wheels fall off.
Like, I mean that.
[sighing]
But you gotta start talking to me, too.
Like, I deserve to know the truth, too.
- I know. - Sometimes I'll be just going in the--
looking at the news, and I'm like, damn,
I didn't even know that was going on.
- Because I don't wanna be a victim.
You got a successful business.
You're doing a lot of great things.
I can't pull you down
while I'm trying to figure it out.
I just-- I'm not willing to do that,
because I won't ever be able to live with myself and--
- You're not about to cry.
We will figure this out.
And I told you you're gonna bounce back stronger.
I know that you-- you're mighty,
and you're tough and all these things,
but I'm ten toes down wit' you.
- I know.
- You're gonna bounce back,
and I'm gonna make sure you bounce back.
- One thing about me, I ain't no quitter.
- Oh, no, we know that.
We know that.
- Next time,
on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”...
- Dallas, here we come! [cheering]
- This is beautiful.
- For the pool house room, Kelli and Shamea.
- Eww, and it got a stain on it.
- There's one underneath you. Look.
- I'm not sleeping in here.
- I am a bad bitch.
- A bad bitch that doesn't pay her bills.
- I should have bought your foreclosed houses.
♪♪