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MALE NARRATOR: Prepare thyself
for one twisted tale.

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Through the chapters of time,
legends have been told

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of brave knights,
evil warlocks,

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beautiful maidens,
magical prophecies,

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and other serious shit.

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(SCREAMING)

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Be not afraid.

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This is your destiny.

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You will bear my seed,

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giving birth
to a new beast,

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a new age.

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An age where I will
command mankind in fear!

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(GROANS)

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(SCREAMING)

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KNIGHT: To arms!

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(YELLS)

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At ease, Maiden.

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When the light of
the world flickers,

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we, the Golden Order
of Knights,

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restore the rule
of good.

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You're safe now.

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Then let us pray

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that 100 years from now when
these two moons meet again,

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there will be a hero
as brave as you, my lord.

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A hero as brave.

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Oh, fuck me.

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DWARF EXECUTIONER:
Prince Thadeous of Mourne,

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you are hereby sentenced
to death by hanging

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for your
illicit behavior

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with the noble Dwarf King's
second wife Regina.

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DWARF KING: You're a
disgrace to any kingdom!

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I say hang the bastard.

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Get on with it!
(DWARVES AGREEING)

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And your minstrel,
Courtney,

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is to be tarred
and feathered

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for unlawful association
with a deviant.

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Children, I'm allergic,
please. Let's not.

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Please! These allegations, they're
being greatly exaggerated.

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It was more or less
just heavy petting

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with a brief moment
of penetration.

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Disgusting!

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He deserves to die! Kill him!
Hang the bastard!

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THADEOUS: Hey! Easy! That's not nice.
(DWARVES SHOUTING)

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You, bloodthirsty
little fucker!

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Show me some respect,
I'm a prince!

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To the bowels of hell!

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Good night, Prince.

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Oh, dear gods.

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(SILENCE)

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(ALL GASP)
(EXHALES)

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(COUGHING)

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Your Highness,
what are you doing?

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I'm escaping, Courtney!

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Quit playing with those
children and help me!

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Kill him!

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Get him! After him!

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COURTNEY: Your
Highness, wait for me!

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THADEOUS:
Why are they upset?

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All dwarf queens
are unfaithful.

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Hurry, Courtney,
back to the kingdom!

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COURTNEY: Forgive us
with your tiny hearts!

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THADEOUS: Faster
sheepies, faster!

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COURTNEY: Please wait, sir!

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THADEOUS: Courtney, you've proven
yourself useless yet again.

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COURTNEY: Who's that?

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THADEOUS: We're safe
and We're stoned.

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COURTNEY:
Ganja!

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THADEOUS:
They're gaining on us.

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COURTNEY: Oh, the dragon!

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Those Highland Dwarves
have got weapons!

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Coming through.

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(LAUGHS)
Boobies!

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(SCREAMS)

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Watch out, Courtney!

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(EXCLAIMS)

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I'm telling father
we should go

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to war with these
double-crossers.

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(CLUCKING)

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(EXCLAIMS)
Poultry!

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Livestock! Courtney, this
is no time to be napping.

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I'm a chicken.

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Let's get back...
Oh, look!

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Mmm. A little feast to
break up this pursuit.

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Dangerous,
yet delicious.

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COURTNEY: I'm jumping
out this window...

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(EXCLAIMS)

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He's angry!

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Courtney, break my
fall with your body.

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COURTNEY: Owl Please
don't hurt my bottom!

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Run, Courtney!
Pick up the pace!

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Why do people
so little run so fast?

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(YELLING)

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(WOMEN YELLING)

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(GASPS)

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That was close.

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Courtney, I've had
enough of this nonsense!

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Crack-a-lacka,
you little varmint.

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COURTNEY: They're devils, sir!
They're devils!

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DWARF: Get him!
COURTNEY: They're muscular.

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THADEOUS: Get Off me!
COURTNEY: That"S if, Sir!

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Your Highness!

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TALLIOUS: Please tell me that
you completed your simple task

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and secured the treaty signed by
the Lord of the Dwarf Village.

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Father, they sent
a beautiful woman

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to distract me and
I was defenseless.

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Don't bandy words
with me, Thadeous.

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Your brother is to return
from his quest at any moment.

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Please go
and bathe yourself.

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Why must I bow
to greet him?

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No one does
anything special for me

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when I do
extraordinary things.

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And what extraordinary things
have you done of late?

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Do tell me.
Enlighten me.

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Courtney, what extraordinary
things have I done?

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You took a bubble bath,
ate some toast,

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had a sleep
for one hour,

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and commissioned a naked
statue of your fine self.

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God, if your mother
could see you now.

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Hear ye! Hear ye!

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(CLAMORING)
(BELL TOLLING)

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Oh, dear gods.

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It is with
blossoming personal joy

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that I announce
the return of the mighty,

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the magnificent,
the merciful,

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Prince Fabious!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(FANFARE PLAYING)

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WOMAN 1: Hey, Prince
Fabious, we adore you!

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MAN 1: Welcome home,
Prince Fabious.

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WOMAN 1: You're my king,
Prince Fabious.

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Welcome home!
You are adored.

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MAN 2:
it's Prince Fabious!

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WOMAN 2: Prince Fabious,
I'm here for you now.

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Brother!

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Oh, my god,
I missed you so.

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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
Great to see you.

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Father.

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My son.

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Welcome home.

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FABIOUS: As you all know,

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the evil wizard Leezar
has plagued our kingdom

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with his foul creatures
and wicked ways for years.

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But with my brave
trusted knights

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and my dear Simon.

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(SQUAWKING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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Join us,
my mechanical friend.

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We have dispatched the latest
of these cold blooded enemies.

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Behold!

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The head of
Leezar's mighty Cyclops!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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MAN: Fuck, yeah!

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ALL: (CHANTING)
Fabious! Fabious! Fabious!

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(CHANTING STOPS)

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Once again, Prince Fabious has made me
as proud as a father could ever be.

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All the land
owes him gratitude.

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(SQUAWKING)

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This is not
the only good news

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that I've brought
home with me today.

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Father, Brother,
kingdom...

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(CROWD MURMURING)

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TALLIOUS:
She is radiant!

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FABIOUS: I'd like you
to meet my bride-to-be.

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Belladonna.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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TALLIOUS:
Belladonna, my dear,

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why don't you delight us
with your story.

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BELLADONNA: Oh, no.
It's a story of strife and sadness.

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FABIOUS: No, no, it's not.
It's a story of love.

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THADEOUS: You don't have to tell it.
FABIOUS: Shh.

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If she doesn't
want to tell it.

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FABIOUS: She will tell.
This is a table full of your loved ones.

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BELLADONNA: Oh. Okay.

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I've been held captive
by Leezar

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in the Tower of Disorder
since I was but a child.

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Never knowing love
nor human contact.

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(EXHALES) But I
never gave up hope.

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Singing every day, praying that
someday my hero would find me.

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And I did.

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We had just
slaughtered the Cyclops.

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(ALL CHUCKLING) We were on our
way home, and on the wind

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I heard the most
beautiful song.

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(GIGGLES)

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Fascinating, really.
May we take pause for one moment.

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Yes, sir.

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Look at Courtney's
new haircut.

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Doesn't it make his head look
like the tip of a penis?

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(LAUGHING)
it's hilarious.

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Thadeous, please.

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What is your problem?

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You, Fabious, you're being
selfish and greedy.

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Stealing all
the attentions.

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Today is not just
for you two.

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Today is
Thundarian's birthday.

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Thundarian,
is it your birthday?

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It's not my birthday.

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It's not Thundarian's
birthday, Thadeous.

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TALLIOUS:
Enough, enough.

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My heart's desire,
what is this?

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No. That's a...
We call that a fork,

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and you use that
for your food.

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Right there.
Fucking idiot.

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(LAUGHING)

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FABIOUS: Having spent
years in the tower

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has made her ignorant to some of
our customs and things in general.

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TALLIOUS:
Why, yes, of course.

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If your mother
were here today,

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she would be a very proud woman, Fabious.
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

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FABIOUS:
Thank you, Father.

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Which is why I ask your
permission to marry her at once.

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The glory of romance!

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I call upon my criers
to proclaim

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that tomorrow we'll see the greatest
wedding this kingdom has ever known.

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And tonight,
we celebrate!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(DOGS BARKING)

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(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)

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I don't like this.

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Courtney, will you make funny
faces to entertain me?

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(LAUGHING)

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No.

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Never triangle face.
I hate triangle face. It scares me.

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Apologies.

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Ah.

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Good evening,
Your Royal Highness.

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COURTNEY: Julie.

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Hello, fucking Julie.

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What a wonderful,
wonderful evening, sire.

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Yet another
glorious achievement

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in the whole firmament of starring
moments for your brother Fabious.

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(LAUGHS) We shall remember it
for the rest of our lives.

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Isn't that amazing
how he can talk

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and suck my cock at
the same exact time?

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Yes, it is. Incredible.
(LAUGHING)

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Oh, clean yourself up.

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Should have closed
your eyes, Julie.

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I know your vulgarity
masks your pain.

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No, it doesn't.

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I was trying to remember
the last time we had

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one of these wonderful
evenings for you, sir.

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Surely there
must have been one

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somewhere in the history of this
kingdom, of your illustrious life.

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There must've
been some moment

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that we can
all remember.

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And I'm trying
to think now

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and there's nothing.

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Courtney, I think I've had
enough of this foul party.

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Yes, sir.

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(JULIE LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

251
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THADEOUS: Stupid Julie,
I'll show him.

252
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,399
I am Thadeous,

253
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:27,153
the greatest sword
fighting man to ever live.

254
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:32,034
I will murder anyone
whoever tries to insult me

255
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,236
or challenge me.
(SQUAWKING)

256
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,997
Some balls you have, Simon,
showing yourself to me.

257
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,916
(CHITTERING)

258
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,164
No matter what you say,
we'll never be friends

259
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,587
because I hate
mechanical inventions

260
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,043
and you know this.

261
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,339
(CHITTERING)

262
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,543
Wipe that smile
off your face.

263
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,345
Hey, Simon.

264
00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:55,677
You should swing from your hips, Brother.
You'll get more leverage.

265
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,851
Here, let me show you.

266
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,018
Oh, god.

267
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,767
Put your hands there,
yeah,

268
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,058
and swing.

269
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,444
Gods, get off of me.
I know how to use a sword.

270
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,445
Do you?
Yes.

271
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,606
We'll see about that.

272
00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,525
Okay, enough.
I don't want to do swords with you.

273
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,700
I'm doing it by myself.

274
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,198
Defend yourself,
Brother!

275
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,699
Stop it.
There you go.

276
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,780
Stop.

277
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,365
Defend yourself!

278
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,533
(FABIOUS EXCLAIMING)
Stop it.

279
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:24,873
Oh, shit!

280
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,796
You just nicked
my knuckles!

281
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,715
Oh, you'll be all right.
It's not as if I cut your head off or anything.

282
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,052
Why would you bring
that disgusting thing here?

283
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,304
It's getting juices
in our water supply.

284
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,135
It's a souvenir
of my kill.

285
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,134
I always take one from a foe
that's tasted the cold,

286
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,470
unrelenting steel
of my blade.

287
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,851
Souvenir of your kill?

288
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,810
That sounds like a rather
stupid, bloodthirsty tradition.

289
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,687
What's your problem?

290
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,238
Why are you
such a sourpuss?

291
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:55,817
I'm not being a sourpuss.
I just didn't wanna be at that celebrations.

292
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,369
All I want is for you to
be a part of this moment.

293
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,077
I want you to be gay
with me and father.

294
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,283
I don't want to be gay
with you two.

295
00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,455
(SIGHS)

296
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,706
I'd rather just stay
in here

297
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,208
with my blade
and fuck things up.

298
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,713
Why would you say that?

299
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,292
Because, Fabious,
it's true.

300
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,219
(GRUNTING)

301
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,969
I'm sick and tired of everyone
sucking up on your tits

302
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,016
because you are
to become king.

303
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:24,475
All the while, no one gives
two turtle shits about me.

304
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:29,230
But Thaddy, first borns
like me, we become king.

305
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,654
Second borns, you can be
whatever you want to be.

306
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,655
I want to be king.

307
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,112
Maybe we can both
be king.

308
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,821
No, I want to be
king by myself.

309
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,864
Well, cheer up,
Brother.

310
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,369
I have something else
that you can be.

311
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,459
What?

312
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,207
Best man
at my wedding.

313
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,752
I can think of no one
else I'd want by my side

314
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,797
as I sing my vow
passionately into her eyes.

315
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,254
Sounds tedious
and boring.

316
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,172
If I'm not mistaken,
it's tradition

317
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,179
that the best man gets
to finger the bridesmaids.

318
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:05,057
Really? I've never heard
of this tradition.

319
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,937
(SNIFFS)

320
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,142
You have a fucking deal.

321
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,478
Oh, you're gonna
be so handsome!

322
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,280
Who's gonna be the most
handsome best man?

323
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,073
Probably me.

324
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:21,153
Who's the prince with the
most dashing moustache?

325
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:22,862
Me.

326
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,243
Who gives
the warmest hugs?

327
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,700
Me, of course.

328
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,872
I love you, Thadeous.

329
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,581
Okay, that's cool.

330
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,884
MALE ANNOUNCER: All gather
for the royal wedding!

331
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,552
(ALL CHATTERING)

332
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,272
Hello there, best man.

333
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,685
Best man?

334
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,693
If he wanted a best man,
he should have chosen me.

335
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,820
How many quests have I
been on with Fabious?

336
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900
Countless.
Mmm.

337
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,946
I gave my hand to save his
life on the battlefield.

338
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,953
And yet he chooses
Thadeous as his best man.

339
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,661
That sorry sack of shit.

340
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,627
Such a poor excuse
for a prince.

341
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:18,384
He's nothing more than a
self-entitled, rotten child!

342
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,710
MANIOUS: Idiot.

343
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,840
You look beautiful.
Thank you.

344
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,007
FABIOUS: Belladonna...

345
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,760
Oh, my love.

346
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,108
Oh, Fabious, I can't wait
until the cervix is over,

347
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,277
and to lie together
as one.

348
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,066
No, the service.

349
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:43,368
The cervix is a circular wing of
muscles that contracts or expands.

350
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,244
It's up in your vagina.

351
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,035
That's where my penis will
go after the wedding.

352
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,115
(CHUCKLES)

353
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,916
Have you not
consummated your love?

354
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,039
FABIOUS: Not yet.

355
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,086
Belladonna has
never been with a man

356
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,211
so we've decided to preserve her
purity till after the wedding.

357
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,673
She's given me this ribbon
from her fair hair.

358
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,426
To hold on to until we can
be together in a sex-way.

359
00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,761
Yes.

360
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,220
TALLIOUS:
Enough, enough.

361
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,345
(SIGHS)

362
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,102
If Thadeous wishes
to play forgetful

363
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,683
on his brother's day
of days,

364
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,392
then wait we shall not.

365
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:20,105
I can't get married without my brother.
He's my best man.

366
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,358
His time has passed.
Pick another best man.

367
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,488
No.

368
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,366
Julie, you be best man.
Here you are.

369
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,704
Godsdammit.

370
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,960
THADEOUS: Oh, Brendan,
you trolls have it so easy.

371
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,710
Out here playing recklessly
in your beautiful mud.

372
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:41,217
Eating your scraps of
horse meats and crumbs.

373
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,844
Green grass.
Green grass.

374
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,969
And do tell,
how do you get so dirty?

375
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,178
You just take the earth
and rub it upon your face?

376
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:52,979
Your Highness,

377
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,442
the wedding has... Hello.
The wedding has started.

378
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,611
I do not care.

379
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,196
I'd rather stay with
this fine gentleman.

380
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,439
Hiding here with
my true friends.

381
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,615
Yes.

382
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,820
Let the whole entire wedding
wonder and worry where I am.

383
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:16,953
(SINGING) This is the day
that I've been waiting for

384
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,341
Sand in the kingdom

385
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,177
Our love is born

386
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:31,677
Flowing from the ocean
to the moons

387
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:38,896
Your heart now I hold

388
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:47,068
(SINGING OFF-KEY) You have
a beauty I can't ignore

389
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:53,911
Bastion of all I do adore

390
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,503
BOTH: Giving this moment

391
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,334
Our love that's true

392
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:09,344
Our hearts now are one

393
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:14,768
(LEEZAR APPLAUDING)

394
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,642
LEEZAR: Bravo!
(ALL MURMURING)

395
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,814
Bravo!

396
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,603
Bravo!

397
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,186
Reveal yourself, stranger.
Are you lost?

398
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,740
A thousand pardons. I mean not to
intrude on such a joyous occasion.

399
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:32,161
However, today I just
could not help myself.

400
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,495
Leezar!
(GASPS)

401
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,619
You're not
welcome here, devil!

402
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,165
(BLOWS)

403
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,166
If you come in peace,
say so,

404
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,498
otherwise prepare
to meet your doom.

405
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,504
LEEZAR: Oh, brave Fabious.

406
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,755
You murdered my Cyclops.
But I have other perils in store for you.

407
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:53,223
Ones that are beyond the
bounds of your imagination.

408
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,759
One, in particular,

409
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,677
involving an ancient
prophecy destined

410
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,355
to be fulfilled by
a powerful Warlock,

411
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,522
me.

412
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,185
And, of course, a very beautiful
virgin that looks just like

413
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,269
(GASPS)

414
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,605
her.
(CROWD GASPS IN HORROR)

415
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:11,652
I was keeping that one
for something very special.

416
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,412
And I dare say it was rude
of you to steal her from me.

417
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,868
Now I'm here
to get her back.

418
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:19,663
And just how do you
plan on doing that?

419
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,876
Magic,

420
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,328
(CRACKING NECK)

421
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,537
motherfucker.

422
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,751
TALLIOUS:
Not a moment more.

423
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,798
Knights, to arms!
Take him!

424
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,128
(ALL SCREAMING)

425
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,799
Do you honestly think your
band of worms can stop me?

426
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,098
(GRUNTS)

427
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,893
Arise therefore,
my mothers!

428
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:41,972
(GRUNTS)

429
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,523
Watch out!

430
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,574
(YELLING)

431
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,713
Come with me.

432
00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:09,584
Leezar!

433
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,222
(GRUNTING)

434
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,855
I shall not go back
to that dreadful tower!

435
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,022
Look into my eyes!

436
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:27,064
You will learn to love me!
Do you understand?

437
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,520
(GROANING)

438
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,198
FABIOUS: Come on.

439
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,742
(LAUGHING)

440
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,210
Impossible.

441
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,037
(SHRIEKS)

442
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,216
(SCREAMING)

443
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,592
(ALL LAUGHING)

444
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,431
Farewell,
Kingdom of Mourne.

445
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:05,140
As always,
it has been my pleasure.

446
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,724
(EXCLAIMING)

447
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:09,935
(SCREAMS)

448
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,912
(PANTING)

449
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,541
COURTNEY: I thought
it was from riding sheep,

450
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,335
but it turns out just
to be an ear infection.

451
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,502
(LAUGHING)

452
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:28,579
You fucker!

453
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,464
Good times.

454
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,213
No one get up.
I'm very tired.

455
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,885
I'm going straight
to my bed chambers.

456
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,384
Brother,
thank god you're alive.

457
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,049
When you didn't show up for the
wedding, I feared the worst.

458
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,346
Why are you crying?

459
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,223
Leezar has taken my love.

460
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,557
What?
Yes.

461
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:48,057
So, your brother is about to
embark on yet another quest.

462
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,983
This time to
rescue Belladonna

463
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,107
and rid the land of
that loathsome wretch

464
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,312
once and for all.

465
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,485
Wow, how noble of him.

466
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:59,198
Well, it was nice to see you,
as short as the visit was.

467
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,906
I look forward to hearing about it.
Good luck and good bye.

468
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,079
Thadeous, this is
Fabious' 28th quest.

469
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,289
How many have
you been on?

470
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,997
Courtney, how many
quests have I completed?

471
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,252
Uh...

472
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,834
The answer is none.

473
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,545
It is finally time
for you to become a man.

474
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,598
You must journey with your
brother to rescue his bride.

475
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,516
THADEOUS: Father,
you can't be serious.

476
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:23,808
If you want me to
go on to a quest,

477
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,261
then let's start
with something easy,

478
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,598
like boiling a chicken or beating
off in front of a Pegasus.

479
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,228
Elementary things.

480
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:34,445
Look around you at the harm
that has befallen this castle!

481
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,945
This quest is
your last chance

482
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,493
to prove to me
and the kingdom

483
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:44,664
that you are a man worthy
to bear the family crest,

484
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:47,912
and to show that at your
core, you are not rotten,

485
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:51,709
but you are brave,
and honorable, and noble.

486
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,715
All the qualities
expected of a prince.

487
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,087
The choice is yours.

488
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,011
Either journey with your
brother and the Knights Elite,

489
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,930
or you can face banishment
from the kingdom.

490
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,807
Shit.

491
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,819
(HORSES NEIGHING)

492
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,830
(SIMON SCREECHING)

493
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:31,126
You see, Courtney,

494
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:34,375
I alone understand how to
properly prepare for a quest.

495
00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:38,627
Masculine garments, proper,
good collie to smoke upon.

496
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,465
How is Steven doing?

497
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,471
He looks like
he's stoned, sir.

498
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,927
Fabious has Simon,

499
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,556
and now I have Steven, a far
superior creature companion.

500
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,978
Wouldn't you agree?

501
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,810
He will fare very well, indeed,
I'm sure, Your Highness.

502
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,733
I do hope this adventure is
not too stressful or boring.

503
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:59,154
Either way I intend to get properly
fucked up if no one disagrees.

504
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,042
Belladonna, wake up.
Wake up.

505
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,256
Who is that?
Where am I?

506
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,212
'Tis I, Fabious.
Your love.

507
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,512
(GASPS)

508
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,881
Fabious?

509
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:27,800
You're still
in Leezar's lair.

510
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,602
But fear not,
I'm here to rescue you.

511
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,601
Fabious,
it's really you.

512
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,728
I knew you'd come
to find me.

513
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,851
(LAUGHING RAUCOUSLY)

514
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:44,860
I can't do this.
I can't do it. It's so mean.

515
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:49,705
You should've seen the look
on your face. It's me!

516
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,999
You're still a prisoner.

517
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,831
I've seen a beautiful
world beyond this prison,

518
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,163
and I count the hours
till I escape.

519
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,290
I wouldn't be
so sure of that.

520
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:03,549
Lookie there.
The twin moons drawing slowly together.

521
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,339
Time moving them closer.

522
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:10,385
Just as time moves you
and I closer together.

523
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,896
And when the two moons
unite, so shall we.

524
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:17,771
Perhaps, keeping you in this
tower has left you ignorant.

525
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,319
You're so easily deceived.

526
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:24,566
For example, I have heard
that your Prince Fabious

527
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,861
has made his bed recklessly
with many maidens.

528
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:34,667
And I heard that he has fungi
on his genitalia as a result.

529
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,245
Also, he organizes orgies

530
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:40,331
with wenches and
barbarians alike

531
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:44,840
and he takes sperm on him
and gives it to women freely.

532
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,220
Spilling his seed
willy-nilly

533
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,599
as he makes his way
through that orgy.

534
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,847
I don't believe you.

535
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,851
He is not the dashing young
man you believe him to be.

536
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:58,140
So

537
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:03,904
these are the harsh realities
of the outside world.

538
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,487
Welcome home.

539
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:12,663
SOLDIERS Halt! Steady.

540
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,201
Oh.

541
00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,420
Sorry to disturb
you two love birds

542
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,377
but we've arrived at the
home of the Wize Wizard.

543
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,007
Who the hell is
the Wize Wizard?

544
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,089
He's an ancient seer
who helps many

545
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,966
on their quest
with added insight.

546
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:31,049
Great.
Well, let me know how it goes.

547
00:26:31,215 --> 00:26:33,183
Leave him in
his carriage, Fabious.

548
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,511
You and I will seek counsel
with the Wize Wizard.

549
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,641
No.

550
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,020
Come, Brother. This is the first
stop on your first quest.

551
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,648
We shall go together.

552
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,325
(ARMOR SQUEAKING)

553
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:54,405
(GRUNTING)

554
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:55,535
Brother,

555
00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,324
you look ravishing
in that armor,

556
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:59,626
but I don't think
you'll need it.

557
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,622
The Wize Wizard is a
peaceful, little old man.

558
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,549
I'm wearing it.
You're just being jealous.

559
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,754
Shit!

560
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:07,835
Thadeous!

561
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,005
Fuck.

562
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,183
Hello? Anyone home?

563
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:20,981
THADEOUS: Looks as if someone is
cultivating glorious herbs in here.

564
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,024
FABIOUS: Hey, Wize Wizard,
is that you over there?

565
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,858
WIZE WIZARD:
Who dares enter my den?

566
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:31,151
It is I, Prince Fabious and
my brother, Prince Thadeous.

567
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,193
We come
to seek counsel.

568
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,741
Come, come.
Give me kisses.

569
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,246
(MOANING)

570
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:46,002
Kiss him.

571
00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:47,082
Fuck, no.

572
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,167
Pretty please.

573
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,547
Kiss it on the mouth.

574
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,045
For the quest.

575
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:54,469
I do it
every time I come.

576
00:27:57,092 --> 00:28:00,221
Hello.
Nice to meet you.

577
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,730
(MOANING)

578
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,858
Oh, god.

579
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,485
Sit, sit.

580
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:07,652
Sit.

581
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:11,733
Fabious has been coming
here since he was a boy.

582
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:13,993
You did this when
you were a child.

583
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,159
FABIOUS: Yes!

584
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:17,075
We had great times,
didn't we?

585
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,406
Yes, yes, we did.

586
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:20,490
(WIZE WIZARD CHUCKLES)

587
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:22,372
You would kiss him?

588
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:23,828
WIZE WIZARD: Mmm-hmm.

589
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,755
Yeah, sometimes we
would do other things.

590
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,590
Like what?

591
00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,923
When I was younger, we'd take our
shirts off and jump on the bed.

592
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,596
Playful secrets.

593
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,423
Don't tell father.

594
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:37,553
WIZE WIZARD: Hmm.

595
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,969
Breathe deeply
of these herbs

596
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,850
and share a vision
with me.

597
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,021
FABIOUS: Of course.

598
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,097
(CLEARS THROAT)

599
00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:47,393
(CHUCKLING)

600
00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:51,071
Yes. Allow me
to puff as well.

601
00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,363
WIZE WIZARD: Hmm.

602
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,442
(SIGHS)

603
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,074
(WHISTLES) Those are
some powerful herbs.

604
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:00,285
Giving me dark visions.

605
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:01,994
Shall we pack
this again?

606
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,577
I'm not getting visions.
I'm not sure if it's working, Wizard.

607
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,707
(GROANING)

608
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:08,289
Visions. Visions.

609
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,711
Thadeous, are you
seeing what I'm seeing?

610
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,091
You making
a fool yourself.

611
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,669
Handle your shit,
Fabious, please.

612
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,924
No, I can't.

613
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:18,515
Please, interpret
these visions, Wizard.

614
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,852
Prophecies foretell
of an evil wizard

615
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,597
laying his seed
inside a virgin

616
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,978
under the eclipse
of the two moons.

617
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,856
What? What evil
prophecy is this?

618
00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:31,403
The child
she would spawn

619
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,027
is said to be
a dragon most powerful.

620
00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:38,410
Ew. Leezar wants to make love to
Belladonna to create a dragon?

621
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,613
That's fucking disgusting.
(FABIOUS GROANS)

622
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,039
FABIOUS: I cannot
let this happen.

623
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,407
When is this eclipse?

624
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,163
In five nights' time,

625
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:49,542
but you will need an enchanted
blade to do this warlock in.

626
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:52,215
A blade made
of unicorn horn.

627
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,420
Say where I can find such a
sword and it shall be mine.

628
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:59,382
It rests in the depths of the
most perilous hidden labyrinth.

629
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,184
Just beyond
Muldiss Darton.

630
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,468
Muldiss Darton.

631
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,138
Well, what is
Muldiss Darton?

632
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,978
It's a place of legend.

633
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:09,774
(EXHALES)

634
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,445
FABIOUS: Oh. Powerful magic.

635
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,285
This crooked compass
will catch the light

636
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,534
and point the way to
the labyrinth's location.

637
00:30:23,697 --> 00:30:24,994
Be warned,

638
00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:29,044
they say the walls of this
maze drive men to madness.

639
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:31,375
But if you can
find your way,

640
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,753
the blade will be yours.

641
00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,798
Thank you,
Wize Wizard.

642
00:30:36,877 --> 00:30:40,131
Not so fast. First you
must answer a riddle.

643
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:45,394
What journey be long and
twisted and sensitive at hand?

644
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:50,353
To what end must man go to discover
the depths of his ecstasy?

645
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:53,189
Think hard, strong warriors.
(CHUCKLES)

646
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:55,483
Fuck, I know this.

647
00:30:55,562 --> 00:30:56,609
Oh. (CONTINUES CHUCKLING)

648
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:57,735
FABIOUS: I've got it!

649
00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:02,953
You want us to twist what is
long with our sensitive hands.

650
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,909
He wants us
to jerk him off.

651
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,704
Just punch the tip
and twist it.

652
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,787
Yes, but we are
not going to do that.

653
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,548
If it's for the quest, we will
do what needs to be done.

654
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:15,875
(CHUCKLING)

655
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:19,837
I'll work the tip,
you tickle his balls.

656
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,131
(MOANING)

657
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:27,469
Yuck!

658
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,054
Pervert.

659
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,263
Did you get
any information?

660
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,478
Let's just make camp.

661
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,527
Sick. This quest sucks.

662
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,942
It used to be you
that joined him.

663
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,193
Yes.

664
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:44,153
Don't worry.
All will be well.

665
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:49,707
Ha!

666
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,084
(CHIRPING)

667
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,377
(GROANING)

668
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,002
Attentions please,
warriors.

669
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,837
I propose a toast.

670
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,627
Let us drink till
thine asses are drunk.

671
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:02,717
Brother,
we do not celebrate

672
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:04,594
until we complete
the quest at hand.

673
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,300
It is the code of
the Knights Elite.

674
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:09,637
What of my code
where we drink like men?

675
00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:10,936
Thadeous,
we have some traditions

676
00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,730
of our own out here
on the road.

677
00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:16,606
Manious, prepare the warrior's
tidings, if you will.

678
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:21,023
If it is the first night
of your first quest, well...

679
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:27,362
MANIOUS: Here it comes.

680
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,613
(GRUNTING)

681
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,199
THADEOUS: Disgusting

682
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:34,127
Feast upon
the heart of the beast.

683
00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:35,829
No, thank you,
I'm not hungry.

684
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,335
It is a tradition
among men.

685
00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:40,508
Eat it.
Eat it.

686
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,761
BOREMONT: Eat it.
Eat it.

687
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:46,557
KNIGHTS: (CHANTING)
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

688
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,232
(ALL LAUGHING)

689
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,154
(CHITTERING)

690
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,446
You fuckers!
That's not funny!

691
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,160
You're not supposed
to eat it.

692
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,532
You all were chanting.

693
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:11,456
Maybe there's some donkey
cock in your carriage!

694
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,079
Fuck you, Boremont!
Manious, fuck you!

695
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:15,418
I hate all of you.

696
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:16,871
Thadeous!

697
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:18,417
Come back.

698
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:21,087
Thadeous, come here.

699
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:24,969
(RETCHING)

700
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:30,801
Ah.

701
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:37,975
(CHANTING SPELL)

702
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,744
Dark master,

703
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:52,873
it is I, Julie.

704
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:53,995
(URINATING)

705
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:56,042
We have crossed
the hazel meadow,

706
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:59,455
and are now taking rest
at the Cliffs of Kuneman.

707
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,921
Now that the Princes of Mourne
have left their stronghold

708
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,381
their vulnerabilities
are in your hands.

709
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,716
My hands.

710
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:08,468
Bring Prince Fabious
to me alive.

711
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:11,466
I would like him to witness
as I impregnate his love.

712
00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,805
(LAUGHS) Impregnate.

713
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,394
As for Thadeous
and his boy,

714
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,064
toss them from the Cliffs of Kuneman.
They're useless.

715
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,477
Fart.

716
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,362
Knock, knock.
May I come in?

717
00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:27,240
No, leave me alone.
Get out of here.

718
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:31,616
Thadeous, you must calm down.
It's over.

719
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:34,323
You ate the heart,
you passed the initiation.

720
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,407
Passed?

721
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,492
You made me look stupid in
front of all your friends.

722
00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:40,208
And don't think I'm not telling
father because I'm going to.

723
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:43,587
Thadeous, we were just having
some fun, and it was perfect.

724
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,001
Now they know you're
not to be fucked with.

725
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,169
Excuse me, sir,
sorry for the intrusion.

726
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,551
I have just witnessed
a most disturbing incident.

727
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,557
FABIOUS: There must be
a misunderstanding.

728
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,475
Julie is my most
trusted confidant.

729
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:55,803
(LAUGHS)
Julie is an idiot.

730
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:57,307
No, he's not.
He's a gentleman.

731
00:34:57,387 --> 00:34:58,980
Julie is what,
Your Highness?

732
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,602
I'm not sure, Julie.

733
00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:02,855
Courtney said he saw
some suspicious behavior.

734
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:07,231
You, I saw you
talking with Leezar.

735
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,406
(LAUGHING)

736
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:13,112
How dare you watch me
in my private moments.

737
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:15,205
(CASTING SPELL)

738
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:17,241
(ALL GROANING)

739
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:18,708
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

740
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:20,251
He's stolen my vision.

741
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:21,540
FABIOUS:
Get him, Courtney!

742
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:24,789
Come here!

743
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,090
(GRUNTING)

744
00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:28,968
You old beast.

745
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,512
Courtney, just restrain
him with all your might.

746
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,135
No, slay him!

747
00:35:33,423 --> 00:35:34,470
Murder him!

748
00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,888
Die of me.

749
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,606
What?

750
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:44,268
(GRUNTING) Don't move,
you're surrounded.

751
00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:45,727
(GASPS)
THADEOUS; Ew!

752
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,232
Julie has no dick!

753
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,404
Ew.

754
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,572
Boremont!

755
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:50,857
JULIE: Help!

756
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,151
(EXCLAIMING)

757
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,361
Knights!

758
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:55,946
A turncoat has
been discovered!

759
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,614
Prince Fabious,
what is wrong?

760
00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,158
Boremont, seize Julie,

761
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,708
I'm afraid
he's betrayed us!

762
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,912
That thing is
a dickless traitor!

763
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,663
BOREMONT: A traitor, you say.
BOTH: Yes.

764
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,378
I saw him seeking counsel
with Leezar.

765
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,214
Counsel? With Leezar?

766
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,221
Well, if what
they say is true,

767
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,095
then, Julie, I have but
one question for you.

768
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,643
What were
our master's orders?

769
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:19,810
What?

770
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,103
JULIE: His orders
were simple.

771
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:24,232
Capture Fabious
and kill the rest.

772
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:27,235
Boremont,
how could you?

773
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,857
What about the code
of the Knights Elite?

774
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:29,984
BOREMONT: Code?

775
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,194
Upon your choice of best
man for your wedding,

776
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,571
your "code"
became clear to me.

777
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,494
You hurt my feelings.

778
00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,746
Now I shall hurt yours.

779
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,666
Kill them all!

780
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,452
Look out!

781
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:46,962
(WOOD CREAKING)

782
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,340
(EXCLAIMS)

783
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,418
To the carriage!

784
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,219
THADEOUS: Your friends tried
to slay us.

785
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,922
Those bastards!
Get in!

786
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,134
(GRUNTING)

787
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,345
After them!

788
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,430
Okay, go!

789
00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:04,765
(URGING HORSES)

790
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,279
We've got company!

791
00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:16,659
Ready yourselves!

792
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:17,987
These men are fierce!

793
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:25,243
Oh, gods!

794
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,667
(GRUNTING)

795
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:30,715
(SCREAMS)

796
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,259
(YELLS)

797
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,894
FABIOUS:
Under the cart you go!

798
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:56,987
Fucking sword!
Stab him!

799
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,402
Stab him!

800
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,745
(SCREAMING)

801
00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,457
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

802
00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:06,330
You out his hair off!

803
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:17,128
Oh!

804
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,509
Fabious, he's coming!

805
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,344
I know, get up here!

806
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:26,896
(THADEOUS EXCLAIMS)

807
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:27,972
Come on!

808
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:32,693
THADEOUS: NOW what?

809
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,655
I have a plan.
We jump on the horses and ride away.

810
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,907
But the horses,
they're moving.

811
00:38:38,066 --> 00:38:39,989
I know. I know.

812
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,404
(GRUNTING)

813
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,989
Oh, shit!

814
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:45,577
(EXCLAIMS)

815
00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:49,331
Come on!

816
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,662
What? Want me, as well?

817
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:51,921
Now!
(SCREAMS)

818
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,672
Face me, you traitor.

819
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,131
(GROANS)

820
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,973
(GROANING)

821
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,074
Look!

822
00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:25,279
COURTNEY: Oh, Shit!

823
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,455
(BOTH SHOUTING)

824
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,546
(MANIOUS AND THUNDARIAN
SCREAMING)

825
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,139
We did it!

826
00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:46,142
(GRUNTS)

827
00:39:47,969 --> 00:39:49,266
FABIOUS: Ka-boom!

828
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:50,851
COURTNEY: (LAUGHING) Yes!

829
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,776
LEEZAR: If I could have
everyone's attention.

830
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,860
I'd like to say
a few words, if I may.

831
00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:01,366
I have prepared
this feast

832
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,448
in honor and appreciation
of Belladonna.

833
00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,864
Seems like it
was only yesterday

834
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:10,416
that we used sorcery to burn
your village to the ground,

835
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,247
come in and snatch you.

836
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,832
But I remember
looking at you

837
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,334
all those years ago
and thinking,

838
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:18,208
"Wow, that's a baby."

839
00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:21,344
"And that's the baby that someday
I will have to have sex with."

840
00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,049
Now, look at me.

841
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,306
A 19-year-old boy,
almost a man,

842
00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:26,428
(LAUGHS)

843
00:40:26,507 --> 00:40:28,054
still a virgin.

844
00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:29,343
To the fuckening!

845
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,932
Yes, to the fuckening!

846
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:35,400
(SPITS IN DISGUST) Leezar, what is
this rubbish you have set before us?

847
00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:38,232
It's such a funny
choice for a feast.

848
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,987
I'm just a little
overwhelmed right now.

849
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:42,407
Dealing with her and you
and the fucking prophecy.

850
00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:43,782
I mean, we could
all just relax...

851
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,075
JULIE: Master.

852
00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:46,866
What do you want, Julie?

853
00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,409
Regrettably, the Princes
of Mourne have escaped.

854
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,916
You should've killed them at the
wedding when you had the chance.

855
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,577
Fabious is of
no purpose to us.

856
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,786
Silence!

857
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,873
His purpose is to destroy
you and your evil ways.

858
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,254
Would you shut up,
or I will love you less.

859
00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,210
Are those fish fingers
you're eating?

860
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:05,096
No more questions!
Now find them!

861
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:07,928
(URGING HORSES)

862
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:11,011
Shit! Fabious, the horses!
They're escaping.

863
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:14,602
Yes, it's a distraction
to lead them off our trail.

864
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:16,892
And what are we to do now?
Walk all the way home?

865
00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:19,561
Home? We're not going home.

866
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:20,645
Just because
the knights betrayed us

867
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,776
does not mean we give
up on the quest.

868
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,067
Together we can still accomplish
what needs to be done.

869
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:27,235
How? We're lost,
I'm hungry.

870
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,571
This stump, it's putting
my asshole to sleep.

871
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,373
Thadeous, your feet are bare.
Put your boots on.

872
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,868
They're filthy, I'm
having them exfoliated.

873
00:41:34,951 --> 00:41:36,544
No time for exfoliation.

874
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,085
The compass points north.

875
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:41,875
We shall
follow it still.

876
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,969
I will not give up till
Belladonna is safe in mine arms.

877
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:46,630
Oh, god.
(SIMON SQUAWKING)

878
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,392
Simon!
Where have you been?

879
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:52,768
Shit.

880
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,016
What?

881
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:56,560
I left goddamn Steven
back at camp.

882
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,148
Who's Steven?

883
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,230
He's my loyal
animal companion.

884
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:03,738
And he means just as much to
me as Simon means to you.

885
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,399
But I guess I'll
never see him again.

886
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:09,069
Very well.
I understand that bond.

887
00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:13,373
Let us return to camp, face the
traitors and rescue Steven.

888
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,241
No, fuck it.
It's over.

889
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,294
But, perhaps, since my animal
companion is no longer here,

890
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,713
it's only fair that we get
rid of yours as well.

891
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:21,789
(CHIRPS SADLY)

892
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,960
No, that would serve
no purpose, Brother.

893
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:27,094
That would be like me asking
you to get rid of Courtney

894
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:28,922
just because Julie
is no longer with us.

895
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,349
I will drown Courtney in the
shallow fucking pond right now

896
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:32,550
if that means
fair is fair.

897
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:34,135
I don't like
that idea, sir.

898
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:36,186
No, Simon can help us.

899
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,263
Simon,

900
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:39,941
you must take this
message to father.

901
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,565
Tell him that the Knights
Elite betrayed us

902
00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:46,113
and he must send an army across
the valley to Muldiss Darton

903
00:42:46,272 --> 00:42:48,616
and help us retrieve
the Blade of Unicorn.

904
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:49,859
Hurry, Simon!

905
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:53,037
Fly to Mourne and deliver
these desperate words.

906
00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,249
Fly!

907
00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,370
(SNIFFING)

908
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,424
Come on, Manious, you've been
sniffing dirt all morning.

909
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:07,298
We would not be in
this position, Julie,

910
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:10,220
if you wouldn't have gotten
caught communicating with Leezar.

911
00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,466
And if you ladies
were proper assassins,

912
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:15,973
you'd have cut them down back
there as the Dark Lord commanded.

913
00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:19,146
Manious,
what do you see?

914
00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,062
They stepped
towards the sun here.

915
00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:25,479
This blade of grass,
one of them pissed on it.

916
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,862
And then they moved, very
quickly, mind, towards...

917
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,655
There!

918
00:43:33,528 --> 00:43:34,996
JULIE: That's
Marteetee's land.

919
00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:36,155
What?

920
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:39,075
JULIE: Our mission may be
completed sooner than I expected.

921
00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:40,664
(LAUGHS)

922
00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:45,002
If I may be so bold,
Your Highness,

923
00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:47,880
what is the meaning of
that ribbon that you hold?

924
00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:49,714
This?

925
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:51,754
It's a gift
from Belladonna.

926
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,011
A symbol
of her virgin purity.

927
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,551
I hold it
and savor it.

928
00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:59,805
You do that instead
of have sex with her?

929
00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:02,190
Belladonna is unlike any
maiden in the kingdom.

930
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:04,108
She behaves
without judgment,

931
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,730
defies expectation.

932
00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,687
When I first
heard her voice

933
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:09,647
3 teal' Came 110 my eye,

934
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,448
and that tear
turned to ice,

935
00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:13,492
and I kept
that frozen tear

936
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:16,071
far from my heart
that burns with passion.

937
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:18,531
If she had a wound,

938
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:20,700
I would kiss it.

939
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:23,081
If she had a splinter,

940
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:26,711
I would pull it from her
flesh with mine lips.

941
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:32,050
Just say we are too late and
Leezar has had his way with her,

942
00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:35,890
would you still be
able to be with her?

943
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,551
I don't want to
think about that.

944
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,641
But just say that
we were moments late,

945
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,224
and he was able
to get her cookies.

946
00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:45,565
Shut up.

947
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:49,612
Yes, I know, but what if he butt-fucked her?
Would you still like her?

948
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,234
Do I have to
write you a poem?

949
00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:53,942
There's never been
a love so true as ours.

950
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,569
That's pure love.

951
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,079
Yes, it is.

952
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,664
THADEOUS:
No, that's pure love.

953
00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:01,829
There's a naked woman
standing behind you.

954
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:05,662
Who is that?

955
00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:07,876
Is she looking at us?

956
00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:09,715
Who is it? is it him?
Are you looking to him?

957
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,884
Is it Courtney?
Is it to me?

958
00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:13,336
It's Courtney.
I think it's to me.

959
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:17,386
COURTNEY: I believe she is
taking her trousers off.

960
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:20,727
Right, I will
return momentarily.

961
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,927
COURTNEY: NO.

962
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:23,228
Thadeous,
it might be a trap.

963
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:27,976
The only thing those tits
will trap is my warm spray.

964
00:45:28,142 --> 00:45:30,236
Have fun
rubbing your ribbon.

965
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:31,896
Disgusting.

966
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,156
Come back here, you.
(GIGGLING)

967
00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:39,286
I'm beginning to think he
doesn't care about this quest.

968
00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,618
What could possibly make
you think that, sir?

969
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:42,698
THADEOUS: Oh, Shit!

970
00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:45,202
Oh, shit! It's a trap.
A booby trap.

971
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:46,369
Oh, god!

972
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,003
It was a trap. (EXCLAIMS)

973
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:49,664
White people,
I knew it!

974
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:50,877
COURTNEY: White people?

975
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,716
Are they nice or are they mean?
FABIOUS: They're mean!

976
00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:54,089
They're the meanest!

977
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:55,465
THADEOUS: What do we do?

978
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:57,387
I don't know.
It is against code to strike a woman.

979
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,589
I'm sick of
your silly codes.

980
00:45:58,673 --> 00:45:59,970
Punch these ladies
in the face!

981
00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,885
(THADEOUS GROANING)

982
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,608
(ALL CHATTERING)

983
00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:11,735
COURTNEY: Sire, where
are they taking us?

984
00:46:11,894 --> 00:46:14,568
I don't know.
Stay close!

985
00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:16,069
(DRUMS BEATING)

986
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,900
(CROWD SHOUTING)

987
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:47,979
Marteetee.

988
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:49,102
Mart-who?

989
00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,434
MARTEETEE: Silence!

990
00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:54,778
Good day,
my little bees

991
00:46:54,937 --> 00:46:58,862
and welcome to my most
special of events.

992
00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:01,907
We have a wonderful treat

993
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:06,199
as you get to witness
a sea of babbling men

994
00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,205
behold their fates.

995
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:09,831
(MARTEETEE LAUGHING)

996
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:13,464
Enter, Dastardly!

997
00:47:13,539 --> 00:47:15,132
(ALL CHEERING)

998
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,674
(CHEERING LOUDLY)

999
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,054
(LAUGHING)

1000
00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:29,976
Bloodthirsty creatures.

1001
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:38,898
Oh!

1002
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,109
(CHEERING)

1003
00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,445
(LAUGHING)

1004
00:47:44,153 --> 00:47:47,657
Brother, if I die, you must
promise me to continue our quest.

1005
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:49,367
Ooh!

1006
00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,752
No! Him.

1007
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:00,966
Kill him first!

1008
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:02,046
Stay away!

1009
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,263
Take the knife.

1010
00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:07,468
Why?

1011
00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:09,053
Watch this.

1012
00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:21,862
(GRUNTING)

1013
00:48:21,941 --> 00:48:22,942
(SCREAMING)

1014
00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,278
Oh!
Yes!

1015
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:28,072
No!

1016
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:29,202
(CHEERING STOPS)

1017
00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:30,999
Face! Yes!

1018
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,082
Huh?

1019
00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:37,666
(ALL LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY)

1020
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:41,632
We've bested
your finest warrior.

1021
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:43,888
Now grant us our freedom!

1022
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,093
Yeah!

1023
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:48,176
Bring Marteetee
his cauldron!

1024
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,723
(ALL CHEERING LOUDLY)

1025
00:48:50,845 --> 00:48:52,643
What is the cauldron?

1026
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:02,068
Are my bees ready

1027
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:05,277
for the grand finale?

1028
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:10,748
(RUMBLING)

1029
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:15,541
Yes, my pet!

1030
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:17,834
Come forth

1031
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:22,673
and show thy bulbous!

1032
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:26,510
(ROARING)

1033
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:28,807
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1034
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:32,807
Oh, shit!

1035
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,056
(HISSING)

1036
00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,521
(SCREAMING)

1037
00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:44,190
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1038
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:50,529
Oh, gods!

1039
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,041
(ALL CHEERING)

1040
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:56,494
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1041
00:49:56,577 --> 00:49:57,794
Over here!

1042
00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,792
(ROARING)

1043
00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:01,670
Hey, over here!

1044
00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,293
Over here!

1045
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,169
Bring your fight to me!

1046
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:11,975
Shit!

1047
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,181
(HISSING)

1048
00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,104
(GROANING)

1049
00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:29,860
Thadeous!

1050
00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,991
Shit!

1051
00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,196
Sir!
(YELLS)

1052
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,498
I've been bitten!
I can't move my leg.

1053
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:35,745
You've got to
suck out the venom.

1054
00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:37,205
I don't want to suck it!
You suck it!

1055
00:50:37,326 --> 00:50:38,669
I can't suck
my own venom!

1056
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:39,870
THADEOUS: Yes, you can.
I'll help you!

1057
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:42,085
Suck it!
Suck your venom.

1058
00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,674
I can't reach it
with my mouth!

1059
00:50:43,749 --> 00:50:44,796
Courtney,
suck the venom!

1060
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:46,422
I've never sucked...
Suck it!

1061
00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:51,257
And who have we here?

1062
00:50:51,465 --> 00:50:54,093
A sprightly
little warrior you are.

1063
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,395
THADEOUS: Suck it!
Right there! Suck it!

1064
00:50:56,470 --> 00:51:00,475
I will make nice
when I enter you!

1065
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,193
It's coming!
It's coming!

1066
00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:04,270
(MUFFLED YELL)

1067
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,196
Courtney
spit the load!

1068
00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:07,823
Don't swallow the venom!
Spit it!

1069
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:09,487
(ROARING)

1070
00:51:10,526 --> 00:51:12,403
Come on! Come on!

1071
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:25,507
Kill it!
Fuck it up!

1072
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:31,214
(GROANS)

1073
00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:32,464
Yes!

1074
00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:34,133
(GROANS)

1075
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,179
(PANTING)

1076
00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:39,479
(HISSING)

1077
00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,776
(GROANING)

1078
00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:46,650
(MOANING)

1079
00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:50,320
What?

1080
00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:51,651
(WHIMPERING)

1081
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:56,706
Who is he that dares
destroy my beautiful baby?

1082
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,536
(MARTEETEE SOBBING)

1083
00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:00,788
(CROWD GASPING)

1084
00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:01,869
It's a woman.

1085
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,078
I can see.

1086
00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:04,209
Marteetee,

1087
00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:06,464
when I was a child
you enslaved my father

1088
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,508
and slaughtered him
in this very arena.

1089
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,044
Today I avenge him.

1090
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:12,926
First by killing the beast,
second, by killing you.

1091
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,805
Well, well,
my tiny bee...

1092
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,143
(GROANS)

1093
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:22,102
Oh, shit.

1094
00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:24,566
(GROANING)

1095
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:29,530
(ALL SCREAMING)

1096
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:30,905
(RUMBLING)

1097
00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:32,658
Let's go!
We're going!

1098
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:34,652
(YELLING)

1099
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:40,749
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1100
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:44,207
(BOTH YELLING)

1101
00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,087
Brother, are you all right?
I'm fine!

1102
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:50,334
Come on, let's go!

1103
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:53,262
This way!

1104
00:52:58,467 --> 00:53:00,561
(GROANING LOUDLY)

1105
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,525
FABIOUS:
Excuse me, my lady.

1106
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,978
May I but speak
with you a moment?

1107
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:10,813
I'd like to
introduce myself.

1108
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:13,069
I am Prince Fabious
of Mourne

1109
00:53:13,273 --> 00:53:15,526
and this is my brother,
Thadeous,

1110
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:18,237
and his squire,
young Courtney.

1111
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,321
Hello.

1112
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:22,158
We'd like to thank you for your
help with that dread beast.

1113
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:24,705
I have no time for
your maiden pleasantries.

1114
00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,287
My quest continues
to the north.

1115
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,213
FABIOUS: As does ours.

1116
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,962
I thought maybe for the
sake of both our quests,

1117
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,384
that we could
travel together.

1118
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,887
At least, until we
reach civilization.

1119
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,262
THADEOUS:
Yes, civilization.

1120
00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:38,557
We are good men, we're
questing to save my...

1121
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:39,888
Excuse my brother.

1122
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:42,846
He's not familiar with
the customs of the road.

1123
00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:45,514
Do not touch me.
Why are you making me look bad?

1124
00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:48,313
A warrior on the road never
divulges the nature of his quest.

1125
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,028
One never knows if his aim
may conflict with another's.

1126
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:52,980
Yes, I was
just being nice.

1127
00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:55,316
As we are
on the same path,

1128
00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:58,073
I suppose you boys may
follow me to Muldiss Darton.

1129
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,329
From there I seek
navigation and march alone.

1130
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:03,411
We thank you.
And may we have your name?

1131
00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:04,992
I'm Isabel.

1132
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,628
The last living member
of the Harshbarger order.

1133
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:10,414
Well, Isabel, my brother
and myself will ensure

1134
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,959
that you run into no danger
while you travel with us.

1135
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,669
With our huge muscles,
we shall protect you.

1136
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,296
Who? Protect what?

1137
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:18,965
To be fair,
everyone will protect

1138
00:54:19,047 --> 00:54:20,970
each other equally,
I'm certain.

1139
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:25,138
But we will protect her
more because we are men.

1140
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,113
Boo! (LAUGHS)
Gods!

1141
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:36,398
What are you doing,
Brother?

1142
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:39,068
What right do you have,
scaring a man like that?

1143
00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:41,032
Oh. What right
have you to spy

1144
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:42,784
on a bathing woman
from the shrubs?

1145
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,248
THADEOUS: I'm simply
keeping an eye on her.

1146
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:47,626
She is not like one of our
dimwitted chamber maids

1147
00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:49,453
that let me take
them from behind.

1148
00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,083
This woman has me vexed.

1149
00:54:51,163 --> 00:54:52,585
What exactly
would it take for one

1150
00:54:52,664 --> 00:54:54,507
to tame such
an adventurous slut?

1151
00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:58,088
I imagine she'd want her
man to be honorable,

1152
00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:01,390
bold, brave, know his
way around a blade.

1153
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:05,390
Oh, god, she's looking at us.
Remain perfectly still.

1154
00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,625
Mmm. We're almost
out of wood.

1155
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,163
(FABIOUS CLEARS THROAT)

1156
00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:36,713
Courtney, perhaps you and I should
go and collect some firewood.

1157
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,047
Yeah.

1158
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:41,676
If you two wouldn't mind
tending these embers.

1159
00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:43,177
No, of course not.

1160
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,301
Tend away.

1161
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:03,035
Care for another bite
of some meat?

1162
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:10,159
You're not much
for talking, are you?

1163
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:13,545
A true warrior must keep
her focus on the road.

1164
00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,423
One never knows when
death might be dealt.

1165
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:18,167
Mmm. Yes, of course.

1166
00:56:18,834 --> 00:56:20,552
I've been involved in many

1167
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:23,722
death dealings in
focus-al moments.

1168
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,554
Yes, by your
childish shrieks

1169
00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:27,009
in the face of
Marteetee's beast,

1170
00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:28,935
one could see as much.

1171
00:56:29,011 --> 00:56:30,638
What exactly is
your problem with me?

1172
00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:33,474
Do you have a sword stuck
so far up your butt-hole

1173
00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:36,231
that you cannot even enjoy
yourself for one moment?

1174
00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,900
My quest affords me
no such luxury.

1175
00:56:39,062 --> 00:56:41,235
Not even on a tender
night like this?

1176
00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:43,070
The moons glimmering,

1177
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:45,869
the cold air
licking your tits.

1178
00:56:46,194 --> 00:56:50,040
On a night just like this
I returned home from a hunt

1179
00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:52,075
to find a bloodbath.

1180
00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,415
Nothing remained of
my six beloved brothers

1181
00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,747
save for their
severed heads on stakes.

1182
00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,628
Their eyes
had been plucked,

1183
00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:00,960
their teeth
taken as tokens.

1184
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:04,718
I wear this bracelet, forged
of the steel of their shields,

1185
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,429
as a constant reminder
of my vow to avenge them.

1186
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:11,141
My only advice would just
be to keep your head up,

1187
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:12,687
hang in there,

1188
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:14,857
live every day
to the fullest,

1189
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:16,730
have sex
as much as you can

1190
00:57:16,808 --> 00:57:18,355
by campfire when
you're all alone

1191
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,566
and your brother is
out gathering wood.

1192
00:57:20,729 --> 00:57:22,197
Just simple things
like that.

1193
00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:26,572
Do you think he'll make
love with her tonight?

1194
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,533
(LAUGHS) Not a chance.

1195
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:31,994
(SIGHS)

1196
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:35,374
Either way, I've spent a
lifetime often envious of him.

1197
00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:36,582
Envious of Thadeous?

1198
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:40,583
All the times that he could
sit back and have a laugh

1199
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:43,423
and really
enjoy the moment.

1200
00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:46,054
And I was up on stage

1201
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:48,848
wearing make-up
to cover my acne.

1202
00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,473
My hair perfectly coiffed,
even for war.

1203
00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:53,186
(CHUCKLES)

1204
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:56,310
I think you misunderstand
the situation.

1205
00:57:56,473 --> 00:58:01,730
He constantly gazes at you
with such eager eyes.

1206
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,944
Sometimes he
borrows your armor

1207
00:58:05,107 --> 00:58:09,203
and he prances around the
courtyard, flailing your sword,

1208
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,871
going, "I am Fabious!

1209
00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:14,120
"Look at me slay dragon."

1210
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:15,576
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1211
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,333
He does it out of love.
He loves you, sir.

1212
00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,459
He adores you.

1213
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:26,170
I know tragedy as well.
My mother is dead.

1214
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:28,464
I have someone dead
in my family, too.

1215
00:58:28,630 --> 00:58:30,724
Also, recently

1216
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,894
my brother's
bride-to-be was stolen

1217
00:58:34,136 --> 00:58:35,979
by a devious wizard.

1218
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:37,560
Wizard?

1219
00:58:37,639 --> 00:58:38,891
Mmm-hmm.

1220
00:58:38,974 --> 00:58:40,021
Huh.

1221
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,522
If you could
Keep a secret,

1222
00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,066
it was Leezar.

1223
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,318
Leezar?

1224
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,649
Mmm-hmm.

1225
00:58:46,982 --> 00:58:47,983
Ah.

1226
00:58:48,108 --> 00:58:50,406
I understand he's
a very dangerous man.

1227
00:58:50,485 --> 00:58:53,159
Duh. That's why
Fabious turned to me.

1228
00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:56,575
The most bold and brave and
honorable man that he knows.

1229
00:58:56,658 --> 00:58:57,659
Mmm.

1230
00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:59,996
We aim to kill
the magical cocksucker.

1231
00:59:00,328 --> 00:59:02,080
Do you see this compass?

1232
00:59:02,497 --> 00:59:04,591
What a fascinating device.

1233
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:08,045
It will lead us to a labyrinth
which holds a blade.

1234
00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:12,011
The only weapon strong
enough to defeat the wizard.

1235
00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:14,848
Well, perhaps
I misjudged you.

1236
00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,512
It's not your fault.

1237
00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:19,477
I know I may seem like
I have a rugged exterior,

1238
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:24,520
but underneath it all, I have a
golden heart that beats and beats.

1239
00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:29,153
(SQUEAKING)

1240
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:36,702
(CHITTERING)

1241
00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,876
So beautiful.

1242
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:45,127
(SQUEALING)

1243
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,928
That poor creature.

1244
00:59:57,511 --> 00:59:58,603
That's right.

1245
00:59:58,678 --> 00:59:59,930
(SNORTING)

1246
01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:03,604
Look at yourself.

1247
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,611
Why would anyone ever
want to be with you?

1248
01:00:06,728 --> 01:00:08,696
Hmm. I'm not sure, really.

1249
01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:10,649
Oh, yeah.
Perhaps, because I'm rich,

1250
01:00:10,732 --> 01:00:12,905
I live in a castle
and I can do magic.

1251
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:18,950
Okay, then why did you need to
kidnap me if you're so desirable?

1252
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,744
Because I'm
the prophecy born, maybe.

1253
01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:24,038
Or I'm going to
have a dragon soon

1254
01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:25,501
which I'll be able
to control,

1255
01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:27,082
and it's going to
give me ultimate power.

1256
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:29,502
How? Because you can
make a dragon do things?

1257
01:00:29,584 --> 01:00:32,133
Yes. I could
make it devour people

1258
01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,590
or breathe fire over
the Kingdom of Mourne.

1259
01:00:34,756 --> 01:00:36,508
Mmm. Sounds flimsy.

1260
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,343
First of all,
you obviously don't know

1261
01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:40,428
jack shit
about the prophecy.

1262
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:43,599
How do you know that it won't
be me who controls the dragon?

1263
01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:46,234
(LAUGHING) Because
I am the chosen one.

1264
01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:49,738
Chosen one
controls the dragon.

1265
01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,523
Those are the rules,
basically.

1266
01:00:51,606 --> 01:00:53,028
(LAUGHS)

1267
01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,952
What are you laughing at?

1268
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:57,454
I was just thinking
about your penis

1269
01:00:57,529 --> 01:00:59,748
and how unusual
it must look.

1270
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,125
It doesn't look unusual.

1271
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,793
How do you know
it's going to work?

1272
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:06,042
Because I've tested it.
Really?

1273
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:10,300
And if your vagina is
anything like my hand

1274
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:13,302
there will be
no problem.

1275
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,551
(SNORING)

1276
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:19,768
Fair warriors, arise.

1277
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,971
Two days
before the eclipse.

1278
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:25,227
Thadeous, hand me the compass
so I can check its shadow.

1279
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,399
What?

1280
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:27,600
The compass.

1281
01:01:27,726 --> 01:01:28,978
Oh.

1282
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,189
That's weird.

1283
01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:34,491
It was around my neck
when I slept.

1284
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:36,151
Where is it,
Thadeous?

1285
01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,161
I don't know.
I just woke up.

1286
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,531
Isabel seems
to have gone.

1287
01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:41,781
THADEOUS: Isabel!

1288
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:44,451
Isabel!

1289
01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:45,960
Shit.

1290
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,128
Thadeous,

1291
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:48,747
you didn't
by chance tell her

1292
01:01:48,830 --> 01:01:51,333
anything about the nature
of our quest, did you?

1293
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:54,336
I may have dropped

1294
01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,345
a few minor details.

1295
01:01:56,504 --> 01:01:58,222
Did you tell Isabel

1296
01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:02,557
anything about the one-of-a-kind
mythical compass?

1297
01:02:04,679 --> 01:02:05,931
Mmm.

1298
01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:07,561
Gods!

1299
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,226
She's run off
with the compass.

1300
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,144
We don't know that for sure.
Oh, yeah?

1301
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,232
Where is it?
Where is she?

1302
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,616
All right, well,
it wasn't my fault.

1303
01:02:16,691 --> 01:02:18,989
I was falling madly
in love with her.

1304
01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:21,322
I was bedazzled
by her sweet bosom.

1305
01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:22,405
I was helpless.

1306
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:23,536
You fool!

1307
01:02:23,698 --> 01:02:27,077
Without the compass, how do
we find the Blade of Unicorn?

1308
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,538
And without that sword,
how do we defeat Leezar?

1309
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:32,708
Maybe we can find some other
way, with nets or something.

1310
01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:34,046
Nets?

1311
01:02:34,209 --> 01:02:35,711
Oh, that's a great plan.

1312
01:02:35,877 --> 01:02:38,676
And meanwhile, Belladonna's
going to get raped and die!

1313
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,053
We don't know for sure
if she'll die.

1314
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:42,684
Is this a joke to you?

1315
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:45,478
Look, I'm sorry, but I
shouldn't even be here.

1316
01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,147
We've almost been
killed multiple times.

1317
01:02:48,223 --> 01:02:49,975
I will probably die
on this quest.

1318
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,194
Courtney definitely will.

1319
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:55,280
Fuck Courtney,
and fuck you!

1320
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:58,282
Maybe they're right,
everything they say about you.

1321
01:02:58,441 --> 01:03:00,239
They only say that stuff
because of you,

1322
01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:02,867
because you go out and have
to pretend to be the best.

1323
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,948
And they look at me like
I'm some sort of idiot.

1324
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:07,079
Everyone in the kingdom
wants to suck your dick.

1325
01:03:07,242 --> 01:03:09,620
No one wants
to suck mine!

1326
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,714
Oh, Thadeous,

1327
01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:15,967
you have the potential
to be such a noble warrior,

1328
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:18,720
but instead you
just let yourself go,

1329
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:20,801
and everyone around you.

1330
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,808
You have no idea
what it's like to be me.

1331
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,140
Being your brother
is a curse.

1332
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:29,603
I'd rather be brothers
with anyone else but you.

1333
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:31,941
(GRUNTS)

1334
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:37,698
You say nothing else for
fear of what I might do.

1335
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:39,570
Nothing!

1336
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,992
Now get dressed
and comb your hair.

1337
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:45,622
I'm going
to Muldiss Darton.

1338
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:13,433
Sex.

1339
01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:14,517
(LAUGHS)

1340
01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:25,366
Come on, Courtney.

1341
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,871
FABIOUS: Come on.

1342
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:40,878
For better or worse, we're here.
Muldiss Darton.

1343
01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,483
You and Courtney
entertain yourselves.

1344
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,185
I'm going off to
find the sword alone.

1345
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,315
Alone?

1346
01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,068
I can't afford to
waste any more time.

1347
01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:02,695
Well, what are we to do?

1348
01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:05,406
Do whatever it is
you do, Thadeous.

1349
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:11,708
Well, obviously
he's still upset.

1350
01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,751
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1351
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:18,961
(ALL LAUGHING)

1352
01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,424
Oh, gods, Courtney.

1353
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,213
How my heart laments.

1354
01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:29,180
Having been betrayed by the
sways of a beautiful woman.

1355
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:32,312
And Fabious, throwing
his goddamn tantrums

1356
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,231
with no regard for
anyone else's feelings.

1357
01:05:35,515 --> 01:05:37,688
He really needs
to consider...

1358
01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,565
Sir, look over there.

1359
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:42,147
It's that thieving Isabel.

1360
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,775
My gods!
The balls of this woman!

1361
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,737
Do you think any of those
men are her boyfriends?

1362
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:50,029
COURTNEY: Possibly.

1363
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,911
Who would ever want
to be her boyfriend?

1364
01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:53,123
What do we do?

1365
01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,743
I'll tell you
what we do.

1366
01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:57,662
We go over there,
we get the compass back,

1367
01:05:57,745 --> 01:05:59,167
we give it to Fabious,

1368
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,624
we make him
feel horrible

1369
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:02,175
for the way in
which he treated me,

1370
01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,044
and then you
and I head for home.

1371
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:06,592
You believe it to be
as easy as that, sir?

1372
01:06:06,754 --> 01:06:10,429
Courtney, she is a woman,
and we are a man.

1373
01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:13,762
How hard could this be?

1374
01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:15,601
It's my birthday today,
you know.

1375
01:06:15,763 --> 01:06:17,140
Fuck that.

1376
01:06:37,702 --> 01:06:38,954
(GRUNTING)

1377
01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:46,044
FABIOUS: Boremont!

1378
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:47,925
You dare to
betray me twice?

1379
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:49,964
No, it's the same
betrayal as before.

1380
01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:51,470
It all just
counts as one.

1381
01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:54,803
I suggest you surrender before
my father's army gets here.

1382
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:58,185
After Simon's message, they
should be arriving nigh on now.

1383
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,567
Ah, yes.

1384
01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:03,145
About your tin pet.

1385
01:07:04,270 --> 01:07:05,613
(SQUAWKING)

1386
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:07,528
(MANIOUS LAUGHING)
Simon.

1387
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,453
Best of luck
with your quest.

1388
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,202
And you with yours.

1389
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,504
Not so fast,
trickster.

1390
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:23,540
Hello, Thadeous.

1391
01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,083
The time for
pleasantries is through.

1392
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,884
Do you feel that tiny
prick in your back?

1393
01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,215
Is that your cock?
(SCOFFS)

1394
01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:31,882
No, 'tis a knife, but I'll
gladly penetrate you with it.

1395
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,675
Now look over
your shoulder.

1396
01:07:33,841 --> 01:07:35,843
Other shoulder.

1397
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,178
(LAUGHING)

1398
01:07:37,262 --> 01:07:38,263
(CHUCKLES)

1399
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,515
Frightening.
Mmm-hmm.

1400
01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:44,061
We have you surrounded.
An animal in a cage.

1401
01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:45,900
Now sit.

1402
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:56,498
So, who were those handsome
men you were talking to?

1403
01:07:56,573 --> 01:07:58,120
My contacts.

1404
01:07:58,199 --> 01:07:59,621
Mmm. By contacts
do you mean

1405
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:02,420
men you trick into liking you
so you can fuck them over?

1406
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:03,792
What are you
talking about?

1407
01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:04,918
You know what
I'm talking about.

1408
01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,500
The compass.
Hand it over now.

1409
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,043
You lied.
It does nothing.

1410
01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:11,172
Maybe if you would've gone to
the Wize Wizard like we did,

1411
01:08:11,254 --> 01:08:14,884
he could have explained to you
that it only works in sunlight.

1412
01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:16,301
Really?

1413
01:08:16,384 --> 01:08:18,227
Shit, I shouldn't
have told you that.

1414
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,096
Isn't the Wize Wizard
a pervert?

1415
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:21,226
Yes.

1416
01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:23,566
Sadly, I think he
molested my brother.

1417
01:08:24,058 --> 01:08:25,310
That's unfortunate.

1418
01:08:25,393 --> 01:08:27,771
Enough of your sympathy.
The compass. Give it.

1419
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,905
I need it
to destroy Leezar.

1420
01:08:30,064 --> 01:08:31,361
Your quest is
to kill Leezar?

1421
01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:34,403
Yes. My family is the order
of the Golden Knights.

1422
01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:37,618
We're sworn to obstruct the
prophecy of the dragon eclipse.

1423
01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:39,453
That's what
the Golden Knights do?

1424
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,493
It is my legacy
to stop anyone

1425
01:08:41,576 --> 01:08:43,544
who wants to fuck
to make dragons.

1426
01:08:43,703 --> 01:08:46,707
Yuck. Well, that's the same
thing we're trying to do.

1427
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:48,962
Why would you hinder us
and steal the compass?

1428
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,461
His mothers sent my
brothers to their death.

1429
01:08:51,669 --> 01:08:53,421
I must stop Leezar
and I can't afford

1430
01:08:53,504 --> 01:08:54,972
to let anyone get
in my way.

1431
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:57,592
Least of all,
a slob and his boy.

1432
01:08:57,759 --> 01:08:59,682
Guess what?
I despise you.

1433
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:01,763
You're a bully
and a whore.

1434
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:03,727
Now give me
the compass now.

1435
01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:04,891
And if I don't?

1436
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,021
Well,

1437
01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:11,110
then things will
get very nasty.

1438
01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:12,273
Oh, really?

1439
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,987
Oh, really.

1440
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:16,156
(GROANS)

1441
01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:18,529
Shit!

1442
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,242
Oh, shit!

1443
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:24,327
(GRUNTING)

1444
01:09:26,245 --> 01:09:28,122
Oh! God! Courtney,
fucking do something.

1445
01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,632
Your Highness!

1446
01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:30,792
Excuse me.

1447
01:09:30,958 --> 01:09:31,959
What the fuck?

1448
01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,632
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1449
01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:37,390
(SCREAMING)

1450
01:09:37,965 --> 01:09:39,342
Take that shit outside!

1451
01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:43,479
Oh, sorry.

1452
01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:45,477
(GRUNTING)

1453
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:50,944
(MEN LAUGHING)

1454
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,522
(THADEOUS GROANING)

1455
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:54,072
Hello.

1456
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,650
(YELLING)

1457
01:10:15,002 --> 01:10:16,299
(GRUNTING)

1458
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:20,967
(PANTING)

1459
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:23,849
(LAUGHING)

1460
01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:28,350
(MEN SHOUTING)

1461
01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:31,777
Thank you for the
hospitality, gentlemen.

1462
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:33,321
That didn't
really go as planned.

1463
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:34,943
She's gone and now
so is the compass.

1464
01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:36,740
She is, indeed,
gone, sir.

1465
01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:39,698
The compass,
however, is right here.

1466
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,450
Courtney, my good man.
(LAUGHING)

1467
01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:42,576
(LAUGHS)

1468
01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:43,827
How did you do it?

1469
01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:45,123
Before your father
bought me,

1470
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:48,453
I was a sex slave for a band
of gypsies in the north

1471
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,836
and they taught me a thing or
two about sleight-of-hand.

1472
01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:53,541
Oh, you.

1473
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:55,381
Now you see me,
now you don't.

1474
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:56,965
Delicious.

1475
01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:58,637
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

1476
01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,760
(CHUCKLES)

1477
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:01,512
I can't wait
to see the look

1478
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:04,310
on Fabious' silly face
when he sees this.

1479
01:11:04,385 --> 01:11:05,386
BOREMONT: Clear!

1480
01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:11,438
THADEOUS: Fabious.

1481
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,190
What do we do?

1482
01:11:13,728 --> 01:11:14,900
THADEOUS:
I'll telL you what we do.

1483
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:18,195
We will steal a steed and we
will ride to the next town.

1484
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:20,026
We become ghosts,
start a brand new life,

1485
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:22,487
one where you still serve me.
And we're stable boys,

1486
01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,197
and we bed the fickle
wives of farmers.

1487
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,497
What about Fabious?

1488
01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:26,699
Oh, Fabious.

1489
01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:28,118
We'll remember him fondly.

1490
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:30,795
I really think we should
try and rescue him.

1491
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:33,123
But, how, Courtney?
You are weak, and I am hungry.

1492
01:11:33,206 --> 01:11:34,207
(SWORD SWISHING)
(SCREAMS)

1493
01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:37,590
You deceitful pricks.
You stole the compass from me.

1494
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:40,175
Who? I didn't.
Courtney did.

1495
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:42,006
Please have mercy
on us, lady warrior.

1496
01:11:42,590 --> 01:11:45,218
Fabious has been captured
by Leezar and his men.

1497
01:11:45,384 --> 01:11:46,977
He was captured?

1498
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,145
THADEOUS: Yes.

1499
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:51,224
We got into
a huge swordfight

1500
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:53,188
and we were able
to escape

1501
01:11:53,267 --> 01:11:55,144
and he was not.

1502
01:11:55,269 --> 01:11:57,146
I know how
you're feeling inside.

1503
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:58,360
As if you cannot rest

1504
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:02,160
until you destroy those
who harmed your family.

1505
01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:06,081
You want to skin them alive
then wear their flesh as a cape

1506
01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:09,250
as you dance around
their convulsing corpses.

1507
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:11,619
Yes, of course.

1508
01:12:11,702 --> 01:12:12,794
Yes.

1509
01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:15,002
That feeling is
all too familiar.

1510
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,632
It's been burning
in my beaver

1511
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:18,880
since the day
I lost my brothers.

1512
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:20,840
We've had
our differences,

1513
01:12:21,504 --> 01:12:23,051
but if we work together,

1514
01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:26,100
we can save your brother,
avenge my family,

1515
01:12:26,259 --> 01:12:29,138
and destroy Leezar
once and for all.

1516
01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:32,645
This woman is mad.

1517
01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:54,124
I believe we found
our labyrinth.

1518
01:12:54,537 --> 01:12:57,837
Where? The compass has
led us to a dead end.

1519
01:12:57,999 --> 01:12:59,967
Shall we return home?

1520
01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,049
It appears as though there's
something written here

1521
01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,971
in the language of
the Highland Dwarf.

1522
01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:05,635
I can't read it.

1523
01:13:05,798 --> 01:13:10,349
Sir, you're well-versed in the
Highland Dwarf language, aren't you?

1524
01:13:10,678 --> 01:13:12,851
You read Dwarf,
Thadeous?

1525
01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:15,893
I have had encounters
with those people, yes.

1526
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,652
Really?
Well, then what does it say?

1527
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,863
Fucker.

1528
01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:23,362
(SIGHING)

1529
01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:26,327
(READING DWARF LANGUAGE)

1530
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:30,740
It's nonsense.

1531
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:34,662
It says, "What leads you
here will lead you there."

1532
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:35,996
It's rubbish.

1533
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,671
Highland Dwarves
are a silly culture.

1534
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:40,842
Oftentimes they speak and I have no
idea what they're talking about.

1535
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:44,716
What is she doing?

1536
01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:46,468
ISABEL: Perfect fit.

1537
01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:47,799
(RUMBLING)

1538
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,493
ISABEL: You coming?

1539
01:14:51,278 --> 01:14:52,871
(THADEOUS SNIFFING)

1540
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,540
What is that
foul stench?

1541
01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:55,662
(GROWLING)

1542
01:14:55,741 --> 01:14:57,334
What was that noise?

1543
01:14:57,493 --> 01:15:01,123
I don't know, Courtney.
But I don't like this.

1544
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,671
(GROWLING CONTINUES)

1545
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,143
I fear we're
not alone in here.

1546
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,563
(BELLOWS)

1547
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,732
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1548
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:31,114
(GROANING)

1549
01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:35,831
(BELLOWING FIERCELY)

1550
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,827
What is that thing?
I don't know, but run!

1551
01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,215
Isabel!

1552
01:15:45,458 --> 01:15:46,960
(GROWLING)

1553
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:53,174
Sir?

1554
01:15:53,549 --> 01:15:55,472
Help! Your Highness!

1555
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,053
Courtney!

1556
01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,266
COURTNEY: Thadeous!

1557
01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,264
Isabel!

1558
01:16:00,347 --> 01:16:03,021
Companions,
where are you?

1559
01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:08,398
THADEOUS: Courtney! Hello?

1560
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,861
Thadeous!

1561
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,321
(BELLOWING)

1562
01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,122
COURTNEY:
Where are you, sire?

1563
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:12,924
This is the Blade
of Unicorn?

1564
01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,964
It's just bones.

1565
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,767
SOUL OF THE MAZE:
You've found it.

1566
01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:25,558
Who said that?

1567
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:30,985
'Tis I, the soul of this maze
and protector of the blade.

1568
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:32,899
'Tis my duty to ensure

1569
01:17:32,982 --> 01:17:37,283
only a true hero carries
the blade from this tomb.

1570
01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:38,533
Okay.

1571
01:17:38,612 --> 01:17:40,706
Say, for instance,
a man entered here

1572
01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:42,875
by accident who
wasn't a true hero.

1573
01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:44,668
What would happen
to him?

1574
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:46,332
Death.

1575
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:48,297
I see. Well,

1576
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,336
I am no true hero.

1577
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:54,845
So I would like to just place the
sword back where I found it,

1578
01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:58,304
and then I will go my way,
and you won't kill me,

1579
01:17:58,465 --> 01:18:00,183
and that will
be that, okay?

1580
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,594
Go?

1581
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,183
Where would
you like to go?

1582
01:18:07,933 --> 01:18:09,105
Is that...

1583
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:10,937
Your home.

1584
01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:14,448
Okay, well, I would surely go there.
That would be fine.

1585
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:17,239
Shall I just slide the sword
back into the thingy,

1586
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:19,446
or place it gently
upon the ground?

1587
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,576
And if I told you
that your brother

1588
01:18:21,739 --> 01:18:24,492
will die without the
help of this blade,

1589
01:18:24,575 --> 01:18:27,374
would you still walk
through that door?

1590
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:30,172
Without the blade, Fabious will
be helpless against Leezar.

1591
01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:31,294
(GROANING)

1592
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,967
Shut your magical hole.
Why are you showing me this?

1593
01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,671
SOUL OF THE MAZE: it's what
you wanted, is it not?

1594
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:38,343
Your brother gone.

1595
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:40,808
You'll be king
of all the land.

1596
01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:43,477
Think of the power,

1597
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:47,436
the women, the bush, the
sticky-icky, the honeypots.

1598
01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:50,818
Well, it would be nice
to be king.

1599
01:18:50,976 --> 01:18:55,026
And all you have to do
is forget about the blade.

1600
01:18:55,189 --> 01:19:00,491
Leave it where you found it and
never think of this place again.

1601
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:07,494
That's very sweet but I
am not a female Minotaur.

1602
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,998
Ow!
(BELLOWING)

1603
01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:12,085
His worm
is tickling me.

1604
01:19:12,706 --> 01:19:15,801
(GROANING)

1605
01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:17,298
(GRUNTING)

1606
01:19:17,836 --> 01:19:19,213
Get off of me!

1607
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:22,091
I'm not enjoying this!

1608
01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:25,019
Get off me.

1609
01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,397
(MOANING)

1610
01:19:29,932 --> 01:19:31,650
(BELLOWING GENTLY)

1611
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:41,443
Whewl

1612
01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:53,881
(THADEOUS EXCLAIMS)
(GROANS)

1613
01:19:55,249 --> 01:19:56,546
(THADEOUS LAUGHING)

1614
01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:59,044
Did you just see that?

1615
01:19:59,211 --> 01:20:01,885
I came back for you all!
I saved you!

1616
01:20:02,006 --> 01:20:03,553
What, you were going
to leave us?

1617
01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:06,051
No, of course not.

1618
01:20:06,552 --> 01:20:08,600
Is that the...

1619
01:20:08,679 --> 01:20:10,101
Blade of Unicorn?

1620
01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:13,526
Yes, my companions, it is.

1621
01:20:13,684 --> 01:20:15,061
It's so beautiful.

1622
01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:17,901
THADEOUS:
it's very, very sharp.

1623
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,113
Come here, you silly.

1624
01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:26,780
What are you doing?

1625
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:31,578
I was just trying to cut this
horn as a souvenir of my kill,

1626
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:33,667
but it's proving to
be a bit of a bitch.

1627
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:34,747
(ISABEL SCOFFS)

1628
01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:38,133
You can never sever the
horn of a Minotaur.

1629
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,251
Hmm.

1630
01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:47,847
THADEOUS:
Only a champion man

1631
01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:50,850
would hold the Blade of
Unicorn in his hands.

1632
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:54,149
And I, Thadeous,
am that man.

1633
01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:57,311
I have seen the pain in my
reflection (WHIP CRACKING)

1634
01:20:57,394 --> 01:21:01,149
and watched the strength
of my brother, unflinching.

1635
01:21:02,483 --> 01:21:04,451
My quest is one of love,

1636
01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:08,114
but also in this moment of
forgiveness, of redemption,

1637
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,578
even amongst
the smallest of foes.

1638
01:21:10,657 --> 01:21:11,954
(SQUAWKS)

1639
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:16,205
(SQUAWKING)

1640
01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:20,672
My path has been unstable

1641
01:21:20,751 --> 01:21:24,722
but my conviction is born to
damn the fuckers who doubted me.

1642
01:21:24,797 --> 01:21:27,175
To lessen the assholes
who tested me.

1643
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,643
(ALL CHEERING)

1644
01:21:35,808 --> 01:21:37,981
To right what is wrong.

1645
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:42,657
To restore faith
that has long been lost.

1646
01:21:42,815 --> 01:21:45,785
And to rise to great heights
even beyond my own legend

1647
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:49,033
as a great cocksmith,
master pintsman,

1648
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:53,869
and stunningly handsome prince of
light in these dark Dark Ages...

1649
01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:57,754
True trials await,

1650
01:21:57,830 --> 01:21:59,924
and I will greet thee
with the hammer of my fist

1651
01:21:59,998 --> 01:22:02,797
and the slide
of my sword.

1652
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:07,176
As the fog clears, I will follow
the voice that guides me.

1653
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:11,727
My love,
my heart, my gods.

1654
01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,687
THADEOUS: The time is now!
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1655
01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,106
Let us quest!

1656
01:22:17,307 --> 01:22:21,528
At long last, I have you
firmly in my grasp.

1657
01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:24,190
The pesky Prince Fabious.

1658
01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:27,610
The little sneak who
time and time again

1659
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,616
has foiled every one
of my plots.

1660
01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,661
Who has slain
every one of my beasts.

1661
01:22:32,823 --> 01:22:35,872
Who has bested me
without fail until now.

1662
01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:39,709
Do what you will to me.
But unhand my love.

1663
01:22:40,038 --> 01:22:42,086
Let Belladonna go!

1664
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:43,925
Cast your glance
heavenward

1665
01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:47,717
and know that when the ceiling
parts, and the moons align,

1666
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:51,058
I will be
entering your love.

1667
01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:53,223
Sacrilege!
You wretched wizard.

1668
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:57,140
My mothers have already moistened
Belladonna for foreplay.

1669
01:22:57,306 --> 01:22:59,809
You'll excuse me
if I take my leave.

1670
01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:02,895
I shall kill you!

1671
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,319
Julie, Julie,
get me out of here.

1672
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,321
Leezar has
a hold of your mind.

1673
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,323
He has allowed me
to get even with you.

1674
01:23:10,903 --> 01:23:13,497
For too long you
and your family

1675
01:23:13,572 --> 01:23:15,791
have treated me
like an employee.

1676
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,327
Yeah, you were my slave.

1677
01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:20,829
Yes, well not any more.

1678
01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:23,086
Boremont, my comrade.

1679
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:25,509
Please,
get me out of here.

1680
01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:30,181
If Leezar wins tonight, the entire
world will tumble into darkness.

1681
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:32,758
My heart has soured
on this world long ago.

1682
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,811
Perhaps a regime change
is just what it's needed.

1683
01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:39,603
Boremont, you gave your hand for me.
Now you're taking my heart.

1684
01:23:39,806 --> 01:23:42,229
We used to have
fucking picnics together.

1685
01:23:42,392 --> 01:23:44,486
Remember when we crossed
swords and touched tips?

1686
01:23:44,937 --> 01:23:46,029
Do you remember?

1687
01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,324
Look at me, Boremont!

1688
01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:50,033
Don't do this.

1689
01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:52,278
Anyway, so that
you don't feel like

1690
01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:54,079
you're missing out
on any of the fun,

1691
01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:57,408
let me introduce you
to my friend, Timotay.

1692
01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:00,122
As Leezar
enters Belladonna,

1693
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,046
he will lower you
onto that spike,

1694
01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:06,295
thereby giving you
a good poking as well.

1695
01:24:06,875 --> 01:24:09,003
Belladonna, I love you!

1696
01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:12,009
(SQUAWKING)

1697
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,315
All right.

1698
01:24:26,478 --> 01:24:29,903
Well, seeing that I did the bulk
of the work in the labyrinth,

1699
01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:32,781
perhaps it's one of your
turns to lead the way now.

1700
01:24:32,859 --> 01:24:35,703
Step back, new friends.
I'll lead the way.

1701
01:24:35,862 --> 01:24:38,331
For tonight,
evil has met its match.

1702
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:42,336
Fantastic!
Thank you again for coming.

1703
01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:47,006
ALL: Oh!

1704
01:24:50,502 --> 01:24:51,549
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

1705
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:52,800
God.

1706
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:55,512
Wow, right out
of the gate.

1707
01:24:55,591 --> 01:24:58,094
We should proceed
with a bit more caution.

1708
01:24:58,260 --> 01:24:59,682
BELLADONNA: Let go of me!

1709
01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:03,523
You foul witches! I hate you all.
(MOTHERS LAUGHING)

1710
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,104
Stop laughing.

1711
01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:06,651
Silence!

1712
01:25:06,768 --> 01:25:08,361
BELLADONNA: Let me go!

1713
01:25:08,812 --> 01:25:12,442
I shall be unable to have sex
with her with all that shrieking.

1714
01:25:12,524 --> 01:25:15,152
MOTHER 1: If it's
obedience that you want,

1715
01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:16,987
we will put her
under a spell.

1716
01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,242
(MOTHERS LAUGHING EVILLY)

1717
01:25:18,322 --> 01:25:19,619
MOTHER 2:
She will surrender.

1718
01:25:19,698 --> 01:25:21,325
Obey.

1719
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:22,705
(GROANING)

1720
01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:27,172
(MOTHERS LAUGHING EVILLY)

1721
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:32,631
Let it begin.

1722
01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,619
(GRUNTING)

1723
01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:07,996
(GROANING)

1724
01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:10,299
THADEOUS:
The winch, Courtney.

1725
01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:11,921
Brother!
What are you doing here?

1726
01:26:12,459 --> 01:26:13,585
We came
to rescue you.

1727
01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:14,761
FABIOUS: You did?

1728
01:26:14,836 --> 01:26:16,304
Yes! Are you surprised?

1729
01:26:16,755 --> 01:26:17,756
Yes!

1730
01:26:17,839 --> 01:26:20,092
Courtney, you're still alive!
Isabel!

1731
01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:23,638
All right. Great.

1732
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:25,977
We haven't much time!
Let's get weapons.

1733
01:26:26,139 --> 01:26:28,688
Fabious, there's something
else I should tell you.

1734
01:26:28,767 --> 01:26:29,859
What?

1735
01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:32,154
I would never let your
true love come to harm.

1736
01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:36,442
I present you with
the Blade of Unicorn.

1737
01:26:37,109 --> 01:26:39,658
Brother,
it is beautiful.

1738
01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:43,073
And Your Highness, please
forgive my deception.

1739
01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,242
Our two quests
now work as one.

1740
01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:47,540
Nice.

1741
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:49,421
We're in this together, sir.

1742
01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,335
Yes.

1743
01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:52,883
(SQUAWKING EXCITEDLY)

1744
01:26:53,166 --> 01:26:54,292
FABIOUS: Simon!

1745
01:26:58,046 --> 01:26:59,263
(CHUCKLES)

1746
01:26:59,673 --> 01:27:01,892
Now mine eyes
have seen it all.

1747
01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:05,020
'Tis only a truce.
Courtney had him restored.

1748
01:27:05,178 --> 01:27:06,680
He manipulated
me into friendship

1749
01:27:06,763 --> 01:27:08,686
by tugging
at my heartstrings.

1750
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:10,267
(CHITTERING)

1751
01:27:10,767 --> 01:27:11,734
FABIOUS: Right.

1752
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:12,936
What's he saying?

1753
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:16,274
It seems the way is more
treacherous than I thought.

1754
01:27:16,356 --> 01:27:18,609
I cannot ask you
to come with me.

1755
01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:21,745
I know you do not expect
much from me, Fabious.

1756
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:23,948
But I will stand
with you on this night.

1757
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:27,743
Is this the same brother that
would not be my best man?

1758
01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:31,539
I did not deserve
to be your best man.

1759
01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,961
You do now.

1760
01:27:37,711 --> 01:27:40,385
We can finish this whenever
you maidens are ready.

1761
01:27:42,132 --> 01:27:43,554
BOTH: Ready!

1762
01:27:49,389 --> 01:27:50,857
(YELLING)

1763
01:27:52,851 --> 01:27:54,319
(YELLING)

1764
01:28:27,594 --> 01:28:28,641
The time is nigh!

1765
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:29,892
The moons are
about to align.

1766
01:28:30,806 --> 01:28:31,807
(GROANS)

1767
01:28:32,682 --> 01:28:34,025
(SHUSHING)

1768
01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,530
Intruders!

1769
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:42,196
Prepare to be fist-fucked
by two brothers at once.

1770
01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:45,028
(ALL EXCLAIM)

1771
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:48,783
You're too late!
The fuckening has begun.

1772
01:28:48,949 --> 01:28:50,747
Get him!

1773
01:28:50,909 --> 01:28:52,206
(YELLING)

1774
01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:54,921
You shit!

1775
01:28:55,038 --> 01:28:56,085
Kill them!

1776
01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:10,266
(YELLING)

1777
01:29:11,513 --> 01:29:12,639
(GROANS)

1778
01:29:13,515 --> 01:29:14,641
(GROANS)

1779
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,285
(GRUNTING)

1780
01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:29,948
(GROWLING DEMONICALLY)

1781
01:29:30,740 --> 01:29:33,163
Why is she
making these noises?

1782
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:38,748
(GROANS)

1783
01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,426
Courtney!
(YELLING)

1784
01:29:49,759 --> 01:29:50,760
(GROANING)

1785
01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:54,055
(LAUGHS)

1786
01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:56,641
FABIOUS: Boremont!

1787
01:29:58,226 --> 01:29:59,273
Bastard!

1788
01:30:00,604 --> 01:30:01,605
(YELLS)

1789
01:30:02,522 --> 01:30:03,899
Thadeous!

1790
01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:05,779
LEEZAR:
I'm not Stiffening!

1791
01:30:05,942 --> 01:30:07,819
I'm just not
attracted to you.

1792
01:30:07,986 --> 01:30:09,033
(IN DEMONIC VOICE) Fuck me!

1793
01:30:09,112 --> 01:30:10,489
(YELLS)
(SCREECHING)

1794
01:30:11,239 --> 01:30:12,365
BELLADONNA: Love me!

1795
01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:21,917
(SCREAMING)

1796
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,012
THADEOUS:
Adiós, motherfucker!

1797
01:30:26,379 --> 01:30:27,505
Teamwork!

1798
01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:36,348
(WHIMPERS)

1799
01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:38,650
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1800
01:30:39,643 --> 01:30:41,145
(BOTH GROANING)

1801
01:30:48,193 --> 01:30:49,410
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1802
01:30:51,988 --> 01:30:53,205
(SCREAMING)

1803
01:30:57,118 --> 01:30:58,165
(GROANS)

1804
01:30:58,495 --> 01:31:01,499
God, I never wanted it to
end like this, old friend.

1805
01:31:01,873 --> 01:31:04,467
Master Fabious.

1806
01:31:04,626 --> 01:31:06,674
I loved you!

1807
01:31:08,338 --> 01:31:10,887
I loved you, too,
Boremont.

1808
01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:12,559
As only a knight
can love a knight.

1809
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:13,726
No.

1810
01:31:14,761 --> 01:31:17,059
I loved you

1811
01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:20,642
as a man loves
another man.

1812
01:31:22,727 --> 01:31:23,944
Oh.

1813
01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:33,204
(DEMONIC LAUGHTER)

1814
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:42,334
Jumping!

1815
01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:58,688
(GRUNTING)

1816
01:32:17,323 --> 01:32:18,825
Quick! We must hurry!

1817
01:32:18,992 --> 01:32:21,836
What? No, no, don't suck that!
That's dead!

1818
01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:28,919
(GRUNTING)

1819
01:32:32,422 --> 01:32:33,674
(LIGHTNING STRIKING)

1820
01:32:39,054 --> 01:32:41,056
(SQUAWKING)

1821
01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:45,398
Next time you want to smash
a bloodline of knights,

1822
01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,187
make sure you
kill all of them!

1823
01:32:47,604 --> 01:32:48,776
MOTHERS: We did!

1824
01:32:49,022 --> 01:32:51,400
You forgot
about their sister.

1825
01:32:59,657 --> 01:33:00,658
(SHRIEKING)

1826
01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,707
(DEMONIC SCREECHING)

1827
01:33:05,663 --> 01:33:06,755
(EXHALES)

1828
01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,210
Thadeous!
What are you doing here?

1829
01:33:10,376 --> 01:33:12,128
I'm trying to rescue you.
We must hurry!

1830
01:33:12,212 --> 01:33:14,465
Step away
from my virgin.

1831
01:33:17,258 --> 01:33:18,885
She's my brother's virgin.

1832
01:33:19,219 --> 01:33:21,438
If you want to fuck her,

1833
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:23,690
you'll have to
fuck me first.

1834
01:33:27,352 --> 01:33:29,070
It would be
my pleasure.

1835
01:33:31,147 --> 01:33:32,615
Stop!

1836
01:33:32,816 --> 01:33:34,193
It's over.

1837
01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:37,283
Take your last breath
with nobility.

1838
01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:39,076
(LEEZAR LAUGHS)

1839
01:33:39,155 --> 01:33:41,499
You fool.

1840
01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:44,958
I cannot be slain
by mortal blade.

1841
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,337
One must possess
the powerful...

1842
01:33:46,412 --> 01:33:47,629
I know.

1843
01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:49,920
Blade of Unicorn.

1844
01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:52,631
It's not possible.

1845
01:33:53,670 --> 01:33:55,092
(GROANING)

1846
01:34:38,423 --> 01:34:39,720
(LAUGHS)

1847
01:34:42,468 --> 01:34:43,890
My love.

1848
01:34:55,607 --> 01:34:57,109
Think I'm beginning
to like the feel

1849
01:34:57,192 --> 01:35:00,412
of blood and filth
upon these fingers.

1850
01:35:00,570 --> 01:35:02,447
Perhaps I will
never bathe again.

1851
01:35:03,907 --> 01:35:05,705
Unless, of course,
there were a bitch

1852
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:07,751
brave enough to
bathe beside me.

1853
01:35:07,994 --> 01:35:09,587
You fought with honor.

1854
01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:12,711
Why don't you treat yourself
and take rest at our castle?

1855
01:35:12,790 --> 01:35:16,795
We've all the slaves, pickles and
servants one could ever desire.

1856
01:35:17,295 --> 01:35:19,138
We have dancing bears,
Orientals

1857
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,216
and all the berries
you care to pick.

1858
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:24,599
I wish I could,
but I never rest.

1859
01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:27,851
There's yet another quest that
calls me to the Western Marshes.

1860
01:35:27,931 --> 01:35:29,228
I must surprise
a band of thieves

1861
01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:32,811
and burn them alive one by one
in a symphony of shrieks.

1862
01:35:34,103 --> 01:35:36,652
I will not forget you,
Prince.

1863
01:35:36,731 --> 01:35:38,449
Nor will I.

1864
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:46,374
Here. To remember me. Oh.

1865
01:35:46,783 --> 01:35:49,332
I don't want that
thing touching me.

1866
01:35:49,661 --> 01:35:51,254
Say hello.
Ooh.

1867
01:35:51,329 --> 01:35:52,330
No.

1868
01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:53,919
I fucking killed
this dick. Take it.

1869
01:35:53,998 --> 01:35:55,170
No, it's yours.

1870
01:35:55,458 --> 01:35:58,052
I cannot accept
another warrior's trophy.

1871
01:35:58,294 --> 01:35:59,546
Courtney, take my dick.

1872
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:01,006
COURTNEY:
With pleasure, sir.

1873
01:36:01,464 --> 01:36:03,011
Till we meet again.

1874
01:36:21,484 --> 01:36:22,986
Is thou all right,
Brother?

1875
01:36:46,426 --> 01:36:48,178
(WHIMPERING) I love you.

1876
01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:50,688
(WHISPERING)
I love you, too,

1877
01:36:52,682 --> 01:36:54,184
(CROWD CHEERING)

1878
01:37:02,108 --> 01:37:03,906
They're cheering
for you.

1879
01:37:04,027 --> 01:37:05,700
They're cheering
for all of us.

1880
01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:07,697
Even for me?

1881
01:37:08,114 --> 01:37:10,116
Especially you, Brother.

1882
01:37:10,658 --> 01:37:12,080
(ALL CHEERING LOUDLY)

1883
01:37:14,537 --> 01:37:15,914
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)

1884
01:37:16,122 --> 01:37:17,499
(CROWD CHEERING)

1885
01:37:25,965 --> 01:37:27,262
(CHIRPING HAPPILY)

1886
01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:32,847
I'm proud of you, son.

1887
01:37:33,097 --> 01:37:35,099
You saved
the entire land.

1888
01:37:35,183 --> 01:37:36,935
Not a bad run
for a first quest.

1889
01:37:37,101 --> 01:37:39,900
Well, I would be remiss
to say I did it alone.

1890
01:37:39,979 --> 01:37:41,947
Fabious did help
where he could.

1891
01:37:42,023 --> 01:37:43,024
Hmm.
Hmm.

1892
01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:44,575
TALLIOUS: I'm sure.

1893
01:37:57,080 --> 01:37:59,754
Finally. Alone.

1894
01:38:05,713 --> 01:38:06,930
(SIGHS)

1895
01:38:07,006 --> 01:38:11,386
Hello, there.
Cock-a-doodle-do.

1896
01:38:11,511 --> 01:38:12,979
Ah, Isabel.

1897
01:38:13,054 --> 01:38:14,180
Brother?

1898
01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:15,606
Yes?

1899
01:38:15,681 --> 01:38:17,103
Am I interrupting
something?

1900
01:38:17,183 --> 01:38:19,356
Nothing, I was
preparing for bedtime

1901
01:38:19,435 --> 01:38:22,109
and just looking at the
oils that Father gave me.

1902
01:38:22,188 --> 01:38:24,611
Ah! I know
what you're doing!

1903
01:38:24,774 --> 01:38:25,900
No, you don't.
(LAUGHS)

1904
01:38:26,025 --> 01:38:27,117
(CLEARING THROAT)

1905
01:38:27,485 --> 01:38:30,034
Well, seeing you by yourself at
the wedding didn't seem right.

1906
01:38:30,196 --> 01:38:32,995
So, I've brought
you someone.

1907
01:38:33,282 --> 01:38:35,330
Someone I know you've been missing...
Isabel?

1908
01:38:35,410 --> 01:38:37,538
...And who's been
missing you.

1909
01:38:37,703 --> 01:38:39,956
I brought you Steven!

1910
01:38:40,289 --> 01:38:41,541
Oh.

1911
01:38:41,958 --> 01:38:44,211
I went on a mini-quest
and I found him for you.

1912
01:38:45,002 --> 01:38:47,846
Well, that was

1913
01:38:49,549 --> 01:38:51,768
very nice of you,
Fabious. Thank you.

1914
01:38:51,926 --> 01:38:54,349
I had so much fun on
our adventure together.

1915
01:38:54,512 --> 01:38:57,812
Yes, I know.
You have told me 15 fucking times now.

1916
01:38:57,890 --> 01:38:59,358
(LAUGHS)

1917
01:39:01,436 --> 01:39:03,939
Well, I'm off to sleep
with Belladonna.

1918
01:39:04,021 --> 01:39:05,113
I'm a little nervous.

1919
01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:06,281
Don't be.

1920
01:39:06,357 --> 01:39:09,236
Just swing your cock with the same
strength you swing your sword,

1921
01:39:09,318 --> 01:39:11,195
and I'm sure
all will be fine.

1922
01:39:12,363 --> 01:39:14,991
All right.
Sweet dreams, Brother.

1923
01:39:15,616 --> 01:39:17,618
Sweet dreams.

1924
01:39:18,703 --> 01:39:20,330
Steven.

1925
01:39:20,913 --> 01:39:25,464
Well, I'm going to put you in the
corner now while I strum my filthies.

1926
01:39:25,543 --> 01:39:27,545
Come, come, Steven.

1927
01:39:29,505 --> 01:39:31,507
Here we go.

1928
01:39:34,427 --> 01:39:35,849
Isabel.

1929
01:39:35,928 --> 01:39:39,603
I was able to wrap things up in
the west quicker than I expected.

1930
01:39:39,682 --> 01:39:41,730
I've not been able to
stop thinking of you.

1931
01:39:42,059 --> 01:39:45,563
What a coincidence.
I was just about to finish thinking of you.

1932
01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:56,415
Wait.
Before we go any further,

1933
01:39:56,491 --> 01:39:57,834
there's something
I have to show you.

1934
01:39:57,909 --> 01:39:59,877
What?

1935
01:40:00,495 --> 01:40:02,088
What the hell is that?

1936
01:40:02,163 --> 01:40:03,585
It's a Chastity belt

1937
01:40:03,706 --> 01:40:06,505
put upon me by
an evil witch long ago.

1938
01:40:06,584 --> 01:40:08,928
She now roams the snow
mountains of Shahmir.

1939
01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:11,092
If I can defeat her,

1940
01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:13,925
the curse will be broken,
the belt will fall free.

1941
01:40:14,592 --> 01:40:15,844
So in order for us
to make love,

1942
01:40:15,927 --> 01:40:19,807
we have to track down an evil and,
I'm assuming, dangerous witch?

1943
01:40:19,889 --> 01:40:21,391
Exactly.

1944
01:40:23,142 --> 01:40:24,143
Hmm.

1945
01:40:26,270 --> 01:40:28,398
We would have to
do this right now?

1946
01:40:28,481 --> 01:40:30,028
If you don't want
to join me,

1947
01:40:30,107 --> 01:40:32,201
I could just take care
of it myself.

1948
01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:35,909
No, of course I want to come.
We just got home.

1949
01:40:35,988 --> 01:40:37,331
I was hoping to
have a few hours

1950
01:40:37,406 --> 01:40:39,454
of just doing nothing,
perhaps just relaxing.

1951
01:40:39,534 --> 01:40:41,832
Let's just stay here
and snuggle.

1952
01:40:42,828 --> 01:40:43,920
Hmm.

1953
01:40:43,996 --> 01:40:47,421
No, fuck it.
Let's kill that bitch.

1954
01:40:50,422 --> 01:41:48,422